♪ MTV ♪
[Narrator] Previously on Teen Mom Family Reunion.
Hi, bitches!
I'm crashing the [bleep] out of this couple's party.
Leah!
Single ladies are in the house.
What's gonna happen now?
-Woo! -Yeah!
Kiaya's having the time of her life.
She is.
Kiaya just, boom!
[Woman] I think she hit her head.
Is she okay?
She looks like she's gonna pass out.
Kiaya!
[Kiaya] I'm feeling fine, so this thing is coming off.
I'm ready to have some fun.
Shots, all of us.
I'm here to have a good [bleep] time.
Leah's clearly very, very intoxicated.
At the end of the day, I'm a woman about my integrity.
I [bleep] up because I told them to go to bed real quick.
Kiaya didn't like that.
♪ Here we go ♪
♪ I show up, you show up We show up ♪
♪ Everybody gonna have a good time ♪
♪ I show up, you show up We show up ♪
♪ Everybody gonna have a good time ♪
I get that you drunk.
You drunk. We all been drinking though. You can't keep using
that [bleep] as a [bleep] excuse, bitch.
I don't give a [bleep]. I'm not talking to you.
[Briana] It's literally our firt night in Colombia,
and there's already like mayhem happening.
Leah thought that Kiaya was talking about Leah.
Then Leah got all crazy.
And then Kiaya was trying to set a boundary.
And somehow the two just clashed.
Leah's kind of ruining the vibe.
Leah is still not letting down.
Leah is not shutting the [bleep] up.
I'm really trying to keep my composure,
but I don't really have a tolerance
for grown-ass woman bull[bleep].
[Kiaya] I'll talk to you in the morning, baby.
I ain't here to talk to you tonight or in the morning.
But you don't have to. I'm not asking you to.
I'm just telling you.
I'm going to give you enough respect to speak to you
when you are not intoxicated.
-Right. Right. -That's what I'm saying to you.
-But I'm not intoxicated. -I'm going to give you enough
respect to speak to you when you're not intoxicated.
You are. And you're not listening.
That's what I'm saying.
But you want to keep being [bleep] drunk.
I said what I said.
I'm going to speak to you when you're not intoxicated.
So stop talking to me. The [bleep]?
I think it's a miscommunication.
[Cate] It is just blown out of proportion.
And I know Lea's not going to even remember this [bleep]
in the morning.
I don't have to talk to you. You're right.
You're so [bleep] right. I don't care.
I really couldn't care less.
I need to go to bed.
It's over. She's in bed.
We're chilling.
[Zach] About damn time, Leah finally took her ass to bed.
Now, me and my wife can lay down
and we can have some fun in Columbia.
I've been going through so much [bleep] lately.
I'm not putting up with bull[bleep] from no-[bleep]-body
-I understand. -I'm angry.
I got [bleep] built up and I just can't--
I don't got no tolerance for bull[bleep], for nothing.
I'm stressed the [bleep] out.
And I just don't like that. I came here being nice.
Like I always do. So I feel played.
When I'm talking to you, you want to buckle me
and talk to me like I'm less than you.
Bitch, I don't got nothing for that.
Of course, and the anger is not the answer though, accept that.
I do. I know it ain't.
[Tyler] Like I used to do the same [bleep].
You use anger as an armor.
It's easier to be angry than it is to be sad and vulnerable.
And I just felt like she deserved a little bit of space
to like drop the armor.
I'm mad at myself.
I'm mad at everything and everybody.
I just, I don't know.
I don't know. I just feel like.
I don't know. Like I just feel like my mom,
she had to, she just picked up another job.
And it tore me up.
You know, like it tore me up.
I'm always going through so much [bleep] that I can't never seem
to get my [bleep] together.
And I feel so selfish because I want to help my mama.
I feel like it's so much pressure on my shoulders.
I'm always stressed out.
It's just life is really lifin' for me right now.
I want my mom to not have to struggle.
I want my son to be okay.
I have a lot of anxiety surrounding my mom and my son.
And I think that that definitely stems from the amount of losses
that I've taken in my life.
I have a lot of guilt when it comes to my dad's death,
just like all around.
I deal with so much [bleep]. So much.
And I've been so sad for so long,
so depressed for so long.
So now that sadness has just turned into anger.
Underneath all that has happened, this is what it's,
this is what you're here, this is what it's about,
to be honest.
We're all here trying to work out some [bleep].
[Kiaya] Ty is right.
I'm just really feeling so much pressure.
And I don't know another way
to explain it but just with emotion.
[Tyler] I know.
- I'm very tired. -I see it.
You need help. And that's okay.
[Cate] I really feel bad for Kiaya.
Like, I can relate to a lot of this stuff.
But I do feel like you gotta put in a lot of work
to learn about yourself and heal a lot of these things
so you can get better.
Yeah?
I will forever respect Catelynn and Tyler
for always coming to me and making sure I know
that if nobody else is here for me that they are here for me
and that they understand me
and that they want to see me do better.
-You're in the right spot, girl. -Thank you.
I'm very receiving to all of the emotions and empathy
that they are giving me.
And I think being here is definitely the right place
for me and I'm gonna learn a lot.
[music]
Thank you.
That was my first one this morning.
-It was salty. -It was salty.
-[Tyler] Rise and shine. -Rise and shine.
[Tyler] Greet the new day with a smile.
A new day.
What time did you end up going to bed last night?
Like, probably two.
I think Kya's just going through a lot.
Oh, she's spicy.
Anger's always easier to sit with because it feels powerful.
Being vulnerable is hard.
So I think that whole thing that happened was just
a surface thing. It's like...
♪ In your face, no I don't hold back ♪
♪ Way too hot when I drop like that ♪
♪ Make them all talk but it's all chit-chat ♪
♪ Let the bass drum hit like rat-tat-tat-tat ♪
♪ Everybody talking about who I am ♪
[Kiaya] I'm feeling way better this morning
after my talk with Cate and Ty.
My neck is also feeling way better.
So I decided to have a workout with Sean and Corey.
I'm very active when I'm at home.
I go to the gym sometimes seven days a week.
I needed this workout so goddamn bad.
♪ That's who I am ♪
So did you end up talking to Leah today?
-No? -Nope.
[Kiaya] I don't feel like I was wrong.
We grown as hell at the end of the day.
I do think Leah owes you an apology though.
[Kiaya] I don't want an apology.
-Right. But she should. -[Kiaya] I'm grown, you feel me?
-It is what it is. -Yeah.
I just want respect. That's all I want.
-Maybe just start fresh today, -Yeah.
Or something. You know what I mean.
I don't hold grudges to nothing.
I have no major beef towards Leah.
I just want to let her know just don't let
that [bleep] happen again.
You already went to the hospital.
They're already fighting.
Goddamn the singles are here!
I'm gonna cook some eggs.
-Oh-oh, there's Leah. -Oh boy.
-How you feeling sis? -Awful.
-No drinking anymore. -Oh, we all had that day here.
-Do you remember? -We all said we're not.
No.
I'm so hung over right now.
And I don't remember anything from last night.
If I [bleep] up really bad they're gonna let me know.
At one point I came in your room
and I said, "I'm just gonna put this water right here."
-And I want you to drink it. -I needed water.
To be honest, I haven't ever seen Leah let her hair down
like she did last night. I want her to keep going.
I remember you coming in my room.
-Your tits were out. -They were?
-So you saw my tits? -I did.
-They're nice. -Thanks.
I mean here's the thing.
-All of us have had our moment. -Yep.
I do think that like last night got to a different place
that it didn't need to go.
Like with this all the screaming and stuff.
I hope that Leah and Kiaya just talk it up that they were drunk
and let it go.
I don't think this should carry on to the next day.
I feel awful.
At some point today you just clear the air with Kiaya.
Kiaya.
I don't remember exactly what happened last night.
Yeah.
I think it's rude as [bleep]
to not acknowledge any of the things that she did last night.
-Yeah you sized me up. -What?
[Cheyenne] Oh [bleep], here we go.
It's about to be Leah and Kya round two.
You sized me up and I had to ask you what the [bleep]
you was looking at.
Kiaya.
I don't remember exactly what happened last night.
-Leah you sized me up. -What?
You did.
I apologize if I assumed you thought I was talking
or you were talking about me or something.
Leah is laughing and giggling like something was funny
and to me I'm thinking in my head, "Ain't [bleep] funny
about what you did last night."
Somebody needs to teach her how to apologize for real.
I don't remember any of that.
Sizing people up like I'm gonna do something.
I ain't gonna do [bleep].
You was just rude.
Awkward.
[Zach] I ain't gonna lie.
The apology Leah gave Kiaya was some bull[bleep].
She needs to hold herself accountable
and give her a real apology.
♪ Shake some like you wanna make some ♪
♪ We goin' out, we gettin' high We gettin' paid, honey ♪
Yes!
I am training for a very, very hard marathon
that my mom talked about doing before she passed away.
Sometimes I cry that she's not here seeing this
then sometimes I have my moments of connecting w ith her
and I feel you know, her telling me,
"I'm so proud of you."
For what you turned your life into.
I see Mackenzie writing "I love you mom" in the sand.
I don't know I just feel for her.
What are you doing?
I just went on a run.
I know what it's like to grieve a mom but in a different way.
My mom's still alive. Her mom isn't.
I wasn't a runner before but running is a way
to connect with my mom.
Before she died she said like you're gonna make it.
And I've been so sad that she died thinking
I was just gonna be with Josh forever.
So it's like the first time like I'm in this
really happy relationship.
I'm sure she's proud to see you like really work on yourself
and get your confidence back and know, you know, know deeper
on a level who you are.
Grieve is an ongoing thing and I truly believe that like
for the rest of your life in the physical world you're going
to grieve the loss of your mother.
Over the time of this trip I feel like Mackenzie and I,
have definitely gotten closer.
And seeing how she deals with her grief has definitely made me
think that I need to keep putting the work in with my mom.
-We're strong women! -For sure.
[music]
Are you excited for your wedding?
[bleep] yeah. I'm ex-every, every emotion.
Excited, nervous, anxious. I've never seen her dress.
I don't know what it looks like. I don't know nothing.
Have you written your vows yet?
Do you know what you're gonna say?
I have an idea of how I want to start them
but I haven't started writing them yet.
I gotta confess my love in front of [bleep] 150 plus people.
-Happy times, my guy. -Great times.
There's literally so much to do. Getting wedding stuff ready.
Like how are you even here and you don't even
look a bit stressed.
Today I'm feeling better. My cough has subsided.
I feel like I have more energy and I'm just feeling
more like myself today.
I feel like I was really stressed the whole time
I've been here.
With my wedding only weeks away it is so relieving to have Brie,
my bestie here with me, my bridesmaid.
I feel like now I have someone to lean on here.
At this point I'm like,
I am a part of Jade's wedding. I'm a bridesmaid.
And we went dress shopping a while ago.
We found the perfect dress for her.
This is it. This is the dress.
-How are you feeling? -Overwhelmed.
Like, about to cry like, this feels weird.
So checklist, what do you have to do as soon as you get home?
I have to go next day and get my dress.
Okay.
It's been a long journey for me and Sean and I am so excited
to see his face when I walk down the aisle
wearing my amazing wedding gown.
You've been with Sean for so long
and you guys have been through everything.
And that just gives me hope like, oh my God, one day I hope
I can have the love that Sean and Jade have for each other.
You will. But I feel like that just shows that like
everyone can have their fairytale.
Yeah. If they put in the work. Like I feel like we put
-in a lot of work. -'Cause you put in [bleep] work.
[Jade] We have learned so much about each other
and things can only go up from here
once we're officially married.
I haven't had any luck in the United States.
-Not in Florida. -I'm in Colombia.
There's no reason why I shouldn't be able
to find somebody, right?
Maybe I'll find a little papi chulo,
you know, just to have fun with.
I'm not looking for anything permanent.
I want my fairytale too.
But while I'm here in Colombia, I'm just going to have some fun.
Hola papi chulo.
Hello.
Hi. I'm here to grab you Mackenzie.
I haven't had the chance to meet you.
-I'm Michaiah. -Hi.
Michaiah walks in and I'm like, "Oh [bleep]."
Because it's already been an emotional day.
I just had a conversation with Cate about grieving my mom
and it got deep.
Now, I'm going into a session with Khesanio
to open up even more.
Hello, my guy.
-What's going on? -Good.
-How are you? -I'm great.
Mackenzie and I have never, um, I've been
into like a session before.
So this is your first session.
Tell me how you guys got together.
We've been dating for a year.
We both had been married before.
And a lot was going on in my life before I met him.
I got pregnant at 16 and got married at 18.
-Had two more kids by 20. -[Michaiah] Okay.
And it was nothing short of a disaster.
[Mackenzie] Why is it so hard to ask for someone to love me?
Did you sleep with someone?
I did go to a bar and was inappropriate with things.
Josh was having affairs.
And when we divorced, he had to like look at me and say,
I never once loved you.
Mmh.
And so I was like, I've never been loved.
We all need love. We need companionship.
So Khesanio, you were also married.
Me and my ex-wife, we're still good friends.
But we figured out that us together just doesn't work.
And also in the Ice Past Challenge that we did,
I brought up where I'm coming from,
It was a situation where I was able to have hard conversations
that were still calm.
So it was just, you know, it's just totally different.
Right. He's a calm person
who unfortunately found spit-fire Mackenzie.
And I'm learning to control that.
It is a learning experience to figure out
what are the communication styles?
What are our core values? How are we compatible?
Those are all things that you figure out in the first year.
-[Khesanio] Yeah.
If you had to rate the relationship,
let's say according to the weather,
how would you describe the relationship
and how you feel about it right now?
-Very, very tropical. -Very hot? Very steamy.
Very, very, very, very tropical.
Show me some of the highlights that make it so joyous?
There is something so freeing
and ugh when you can be yourself.
And a way for me to be myself is through dancing.
-Okay. -And singing.
And I was never allowed to dance or even listen to music.
I wanted to.
-And that sounds so-- -Who stopped you?
Josh. To him, it was like,
"Oh, this woman shimmies or shakes her butt, she's a slut."
And that's what I would be called.
And with Kes, the first date we had,
we went out dancing
and I'm like, "McKenzie control yourself, control yourself
because when the music hits my soul,
it's game over, isn't it? It is game over.
-You feel it. -She gone.
[Michaiah] You feel it. You gotta get it out.
She gone.
And I just let myself free and I danced and I remember like
looking back and he was smiling.
It's beautiful to see and to hear you talk about.
I can feel the love that you have for one another.
But what are some of the conflict points?
Cause I'm hearing like all of the goodness,
all the beauty, all the joy.
What are some of the points of conflict that you'd like
to work through?
One of them I would say that is concerning.
And it's just scary because I don't want to lose this.
What are some of the points of conflict
that you'd like to work through?
One of them I would say that is concerning and I am working on.
Anytime my previous marriage walked out of the house
and would go to a bar, go out with friends.
Every time he never missed a beat to sleep with someone.
Okay.
I just, and it's just scary because I get that fear in me of
I don't want to lose this.
I don't think he likes that I'm jealous.
Mmh.
One time I snapped on him and it kind of hurt him.
And he got up and I said, "Where are you going?"
And he said, "I'm going for a walk."
And he walked out.
If I'm in a situation where I feel like,
like for example, when she snapped, in these situations
I might just need like, I just need to take a walk,
You know, gather my thoughts.
If we're having a disagreement and knowing where she,
what she's coming from in the heat of that moment,
she's probably going to say something that
she does not want to say.
-You get what I'm saying? -Okay.
-So it becomes explosive. -Yes.
That fear though is really crippling and it can cause us
to strangle the things that we love most
in an attempt to keep it close.
But it makes sense though, right?
Because for the first time you have this comfort,
you have someone who's being attentive to you.
-And I want to protect it. -And he loves you. Right.
And because you were not protected before,
Yeah.
Your defenses would be up to make sure I get to preserve
this feeling that I feel.
Being able to extend trust after not trusting anyone
or being betrayed and being hurt, that's powerful.
I understand this whole thing and, you know, just trying to be
as patient as possible and realize that she's coming
from a relationship or a marriage where that was
just a constant thing.
It's not going to just switch.
And she's just like, the perfect person.
That strangulation, that suffocation of the relationship,
it would have the opposite effect long-term
that it would end up pushing him away.
I have so much confidence in what you're building
because there isn't a dependence on each other
-to heal one another. -Yeah.
I don't hear that you're reliant on him to take care of you
or to fill any void that was in your life,
that you really did that solo work.
And I'm not hearing that from you either.
You've both brought the best of yourselves
into this relationship.
-Mwah, I love you. -Oh God, get out of here.
Let's go to our room. She wants us to go to our room.
Coming out of this session with Michaiah,
I feel really good about Khesanio and my relationship.
Now, I do know I have some things to work on,
like my jealousy issues and just understanding
and believing that I am not going to lose Khes.
-I truly thank you, -This was great.
Thank you so much.
[music]
-So good session? -Yeah.
-It was good. -It was fun, it was fun.
-Did anybody cry? -Oh. Boop.
Yeah.
-Boop. -I was a crier in my session.
-Really? -Yeah.
-Look at you. -Yeah, bro.
♪ Outfit of the day Hey, what you gonna say ♪
♪ Lookin' so fine Cause I do it my way ♪
-Oh, you look good. -Oh, thanks.
I'm trying to get myself together.
J ade and Sean are about to get married.
Ready?
[Cheyenne] Zach and I decide they need
a bachelorette-bachelor party.
So we're going out. We're going to a burlesque show .
Think like a show with dancing and sexy.
-Are Cate and Ty not coming? -No.
Cate and Ty are definitely grandma and grandpa tonight.
They say that they can't hang. We party too much for them.
Honestly, I thought about staying home.
Hey! Hey!
-We're so lame. -I don't care.
It is what it is.
♪ Okay ♪
♪ 101, there's nobody like me ♪
♪ Crystal clear wave, Technicolor, do it light speed ♪
♪ Every time I flex, they calling me the best ♪
Ola!
♪ When people moving right, I'll step it to the left ♪
♪ I look good, I feel good, I do what I want ♪
♪ Just so picture perfect, I'm hot from the jump ♪
♪ Click, click, snap, snap, looking good ♪
-Hello. -Woo!
Come on down this way, my brother.
[Jade] There's people everywhere.
The decor is so fabulous.
Like I cannot wait to see the show.
-How do you put this on? -Here.
Hey, bitch.
[Jade] I'm feeling so special and so loved.
They got me this sash that says,
"Bride or Die", and this cute little tiara.
-That's mine? -That's for Sean.
In this moment, it hits me.
I'm about to be a wife.
-Oh, no, it's a bride stuff. -That's cute.
Yeah, they got a whole bride table.
[Taylor] Jade looks so cute with her veil and her sash.
Maybe someday it'll be me.
I need a drink!
You wanted a shot?
I can't. She got one.
No.
Woo!
And I'm a [bleep] groomsman, baby!
Sean and I have now known each other
for a little over three years.
When he asked me to be his groomsman,
man, it meant a lot to me.
I can't wait to stand up there with him on his big day.
-Speech! Speech! -Oh, from me?
-Yeah! -Oh, [bleep]!
-You're in the wedding! -All right. Yes, look!
Sean, Jade, I just want to say from the bottom of my heart,
Sean, it's an honor to be your groomsman.
I'm so happy you asked me.
This day that you about to have,
the both of you, I want y'all to soak it in.
Soaking it in.
Because it's going to be the best day of your life.
That was the best day of my life. Still is.
You going to brag about this [bleep] all day long.
I'm telling you. Man, I love y'all.
I'm happy to be a part of your life.
-We love you! -Thank you.
I love you guys.
Zach's speech really meant a lot to me.
We're here to support your marriage.
The same way that you guys support ours,
we want to support yours. So call on us anytime.
[Sean] I don't have a ton of friends because of my past,
but a lot of the people that have came into my life
on Teen Mom , especially Zach, have became like family.
I'm so grateful to have met him, and I'm even more grateful that
he's going to be standing up there next to me on my big day.
I just wanted to tell you how happy I am that you decided
to not give up on me and, and give me all the support
I needed to get through what I needed to get through
to give you the man that you deserve
and give you your best friend back.
Hearing Sean open up like this is so sweet.
It's everything to me.
Honestly, to this day, we've made it through so much,
and I can really guarantee Sean is my soul mate.
So, how many drinks are you going to have tonight?
-Maybe just this one. -Just that one? Okay.
Yeah. Just this one. No shots.
Last night I was like, taking back shots. No.
Everyone else is drinking, having a great time,
and I'm sober.
After last night, it's probably for the best.
But I can still have a great time.
How are you and Kiaya?
I don't like when anything takes me out of character.
[Man] There's an undercurrent. They want you to come back.
[Leah] I have no idea who you are.
[Man] Okay. She's drunk.
[Jade] Is she okay to be in the pool?
No. No, I don't think she's okay .
I don't remember any of that.
And I only wanted you to go to bed
so you wouldn't like regret anything.
I was trying to live my best life.
I apologized to Kiaya, earlier today.
So hopefully we're all good.
Tonight is all about Jade and Sean.
I don't want any drama.
-I woke up like, -Oh my gosh.
Felt awful.
I have to tell y'all, I had a very eventful first day.
I went to the hospital.
You almost got into a little fight.
I had a little neck brace.
Have you talked to Leah?
Because I know you got a little bit heated last night.
I did get heated, but it was never something that
I felt like I had to worry about.
So I'm just like, okay, let me leave it at that.
You're doing a little much, babe. She's drunk.
Catelynn was looking at me like, I'm about to say something.
At the end of the day though, don't let it happen again.
Yeah, don't let it happen again.
As I'm sitting watching everybody else enjoy themselves,
I kind of noticed Leah being kind of standoffish.
Right now, I do think I'll have a conversation with Leah.
She gave me a half-assed apology
while we were still at the house.
We still have some unfinished business.
-What's up? -Great.
I just kind of want to talk about last night.
So I feel like I just kind of didn't deserve
the way that everything happened.
It was just too aggressive. That's it.
[Leah] Oh my God. Everyone's trying to have a great time.
I'm not sure why Kiaya is coming at me right now.
That's why I apologized.
You could accept that apology or you could not.
Don't be acting the fool.
I know this bitch did not just say that.
Hell no.
I just kind of want to talk about last night or whatever.
So I feel like I just kind of didn't deserve the way
that everything happened.
It was just too aggressive.
-That's it. -That's why I apologize.
You could accept that apology or you could not.
Don't be acting the fool.
Oh my God.
This girl is getting on my last nerve.
I'ma hear her out, but she is not making it easy.
Baby, we's trying to help you.
'Cause we got scared.
We seen you out there like water up in here.
Like it was kind of dangerous.
I should have never got into the ocean.
That's why I apologized.
That's why even though you're not looking for an apology.
I get to apologize.
When I act out a character, it doesn't matter.
No, I accept it.
She actually gave more of a genuine apology.
So I'ma just let her off the hook because honestly,
right now, I'm thinking I have bigger fish to be frying
than be worrying about what this drunk bitch did last night.
That was not me. And apparently I did [bleep]
I don't even [bleep] remember.
I really appreciated Kiaya coming to talk to me.
I'm starting to realize that it was all a big misunderstanding.
And I was just too drunk.
Lesson learned.
And I'm ready to start with a blank slate.
I just want to let you know it's all love.
-All love. -Yeah, enjoy your night.
-I will. -Goodnight.
♪ I'm a woman Not a missy ♪
♪ See the target I ain't missin' ♪
I like your pink hair, by the way.
I put the wig on and I'm a whole new woman, okay?
Mackenzie's gone. We don't know her.
And now we are someone else.
-Feeling it. -Thank you.
I'm feeling it too.
[Jade] Mackenzie wants to make the pink wig work.
I'm letting Mackenzie just go ahead and do her thing.
And I'm here for it because she's having a good time.
Would I look good as a stripper?
[Khesanio] What's your stripper name?
Pint-sized pepper.
That pink wig fits you, honey.
I'm loving it.
Are you having a good time?
[Cory] I've never been to a burlesque show.
Let's pop that cherry.
Damn!
♪ I've been praying for the weekend ♪
♪ Just so I can put the keys in ♪
♪ And leave my worries for another day ♪
♪ Throw my hands up to the ceiling because I love the way ♪
♪ I'm feeling I've been loving it I've been feeling it ♪
Caliante!
Ooh, like I'm vibing with them.
Look at this! That's sexy!
Hey! Look at the booty!
The dances are so good. It's so hot.
♪ One, Two Show 'em what you got ♪
♪ Three, four I'ma drop it like it's hot ♪
♪ Getting money, counting up my stacks ♪
♪ Pretty with the body, little mommy is a trap ♪
Would you ever have a threesome?
Okay, so we've talked about it.
Me and Chey have always, you know, talked about a threesome,
but, you know, I told her, it's on you.
But I said, I'm open to it one time, but in a foreign country
where nobody knows us, nobody can find us.
I mean, what happens in Colombia stays in Colombia, right?
-I did it once. -You did?
Ah!
Cheyenne was talking to me about possibly having a threesome.
And now all of a sudden, theres these two hot men next to me .
I'm down to have a good time,
and if that requires three people, I'm for it.
Yay!
♪ Top tier chica, all these dudes gone' press me ♪
♪ Uh, I'm so rude if you let me ♪
I'm happily single, but actively looking,
but not desperate
♪ And I said, "I might need another vacay for my vacay" ♪
And I'm having the best time of my life
Go Brie!
♪ I want everything, I want everything, I want everything, ♪
[Jade] I have not danced like this in forever
I'm looking around at all my people
And we are vibing, we're having the best time of our lives.
♪ Shake it like Yeah, yeah ♪
Shake it like
[Mackenzie] There's this sexy woman, you know, in leather
And she is dancing on Khesanio. When men check me out,
Khesanio's like, "Uh-huh, yeah, that's my woman."
When women check him out, I'm like,
"I'm going to prison tonight.
At first I'm thinking, excuse me?
Just go with it, honey, just go with it,
But in our session, jealousy came up.
And I just want to show my man that I love him, I trust him,
and I'm confident in what we have
Oh my gosh, she's taking me up on stage
Oh, not on the stage!
[Taylor] Mackenzie gets pulled up on stage
by one of the dancers and I'm like,
"Oh my god, what is happening right now?"
Oh!
♪ This for all my girls ♪
♪ You know who you is
-[Mackenzie] Not on the stage! -Oh!
♪ Pick it up now, pick it up now, pick it up now ♪
♪ Pick it up now ♪
♪ Pop it, drop it ♪
[Mackenzie] I have prepared my whole life for this moment.
I have always been a performer.
I have always been a dancer.
It is my drug in life.
That's my baby!
[Jade] She really believes in what she's doing.
She loves to dance.
It's my bachelorette, but Mackenzie is definitely
having the most fun here tonight.
Hey, you gotta keep the pink wig.
-I have to! -She likes that wig.
-I have to. -Mackenzie!
Mackenzie with this wig on, it's like an alter ego has come out.
I gotta give it to Mackenzie.
She killed the stage.
-That bitch is crazy! -She crazy as [bleep]!
Come on, baby!
Hey, you did good, you did good, you did good, you did good!
I just love seeing her having fun.
And that's what I have been hoping that I'm able to do,
just like bring out the fun side of Mack.
-I felt like Beyoncé! -You look like Beyoncé!
-I felt like Beyoncé! -Oh, that was her moment.
That was crazy.
I'm so glad that we can have fun together.
Me too.
You're a fun person to be around.
You're a fun person!
Especially when those dancing skills come along.
It's when the music hits my soul.
I'm just happy that you're able to be yourself.
I am.
It makes me happy that you are happy.
I have just never had this.
Khesanio lets his woman free.
I get to be me.
That just feels so perfect.
You can't take me serious with this wig on, can you?
I just think that I got so lucky and I'm never going to find
another Khesanio in my life.
And I do not want life without him.
I love you so much.
I love you too.
No.
Nobody wants to see that.
-I'm looking at you. -I'm going to try not to cry.
When I did Family Reunion before, I never thought like
Jade is going to be my person.
You're my person, my friend.
And I really value our friendship.
Watching you go through this past week,
doing your wedding stuff, being stressed out,
handling your own [bleep], handling Sean's [bleep],
I see so much of you that I can relate to.
Yeah. I appreciate you.
You're going to be the best bride ever.
You're going to be so [bleep] beautiful.
If I had any advice for Jade as she's about to get married,
it would just be on your actual wedding day,
try to be as present as possible.
They have had such a long journey and I am genuinely
excited to see them take this step.
You have a veil on right now.
Bitch, you're about to get married.
Like Urgh!
She's about to get married.
Aaah!
I'm so appreciative of Cheyenne.
Cheyenne not only planned this whole party for me and Sean,
but she's also became one of my closest friends
over the last few years.
I love her and I will never forget this night.
Everybody pick up your drinks.
I want to do a little cheers to everybody.
Thank you guys for loving us and supporting us.
Cheers to love. Cheers to friends.
Yay!
[music]
♪ I can't stop ♪
♪ Where your heart wanna be ♪
♪ We could take a ride outside Up in the clouds ♪
♪ looking down and then you'll see, Hey ♪
♪ Walking over here, over here. Walking over there, over there ♪
-I gotta pee. -Come on, babe.
Oh, yeah, chicken wings.
Oh, that's good.
We look like we've never been fed in our lives.
We look hungry.
-And drunk. -I want another drink.
It's the bride! It's the bride!
[cheering]
Bride's here, baby!
For a couple minutes, I was like, it's really dark in here.
[Taylor] I'm really happy for Jade and Sean,
but there's a part of me that is just a tiny bit envious
because I wish I was going through that.
When I think, like, when Zach and I got married, like,
it heightened marriage to Rye.
-It did. -So Ryder was very much like--
She says it a lot more to us now.
"What about my dad, Taylor?"
Like, she always asks me, and I'm just sittin' there like--
It's your dad's fault. [bleep] your dad.
I say it's gonna happen.
What are you waiting for if you don't mind me asking?
He just doesn't look at marriage the same.
So the way that I'm wired, I look at it a little different,
This whole trip, I've been asked this question,
like, the whole trip.
Yes, I'm thinking about it. It's on my mind.
When the time is right, the time is gonna be right.
My whole thing is I feel like you know me.
Hmm?
-You know me by now. -I know, but I can't--
I've been with him [bleep] six years.
No, and that's why I've been with you that long.
So to me, I'm like, you know whether you want to or not.
Yeah, but can you not improve as a person?
Right, but you do that as a married couple as well.
-You do, but still. -I agree.
-No, you do. -Yeah, 100%.
[Cheyenne] I'm pissed off at Cory for Taylor.
He has to realize, you guys have been together for six years.
You have two kids together.
You just bought a house together.
She helps raise your third kid.
You know.
The math is mathing.
You feel like you're wasting your time or what?
Kinda. I mean, if I'm being real, yeah.
I feel like you don't want to.
I feel like that's not something you want in your life,
and I feel like I'm fighting that battle.
No, this past year was all about Maya's health.
Yeah, but we're making excuses. We're making excuses.
Why didn't it happen before that?
You should have done it a long time ago.
Do you see yourself getting married?
Eventually, yeah. I want to.
-Do you see it with Taylor? -I want to marry her.
I want to marry her.
I just feel like it's taken too long for me.
And at this point, I'm like, "Alright, [bleep] it."
We've been together six [bleep] years.
If you love me that much, why wouldn't you just do it?
That's my thing. You already know who I am.
You know what I do. You know how I am as a mother.
You know who I am to live with.
You know who I am to have [bleep] finances with.
Everything. Everything but that.
Everything.
I feel both of y'all right now. I really do.
This is why we're here to work through this [bleep].
This is what y'all gonna figure out.
-No, but it's irritating. -But it's, you know--
It is.
What is irritating about it?
-You want the ring. -It's excuses left and right.
[Taylor] I just feel like, what are you waiting for?
If he can't commit to me, then I don't think we will be together
because that's something that I want.
And if he doesn't want to give it to me,
then I think that's a big problem.
No, no, no, don't leave. Don't leave.
She wants to be married. She wants the ring.
She wants to say, "This is my husband."
[Briana] If I was Taylor, I'd definitely storm off too.
Like, come on, Cory. Get it together. Get a clue.
Like, you're about to lose Taylor.
[Jade] Next time on Teen Mom Family Reunion.
We're all bringing them to the house.
I am obsessed with Jonathon.
Oh, [bleep]!
This one hurts.
It was supposed to be the best day of my life.
If marriage is gonna be like this, do I want it?
[music]