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(本集內容有飲食疾患畫面)

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(可能會使觀眾感到不適)

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什麼?

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媽的!

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別人覺得可怕的東西很有趣

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對我來說,可怕的是
周遭一切出現意料之外的改變

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最要好的女神朋友

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跟從前常拉妳內褲的男生交往

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即使他們很登對

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可怕的是意外地跟會嚇到妳的人交往

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看到暗戀的人跟最好的朋友發展戀情

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可怕的是家人每次都像特工那樣

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盯著妳吃點心

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優格很可怕

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《青春進行中》

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對,但喬納?我們認識的喬納

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好,我懂,但貝卡看起來很開心

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應該吧

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其實有件事我一直想跟妳聊聊

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是卡莉的事

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她是不是很正?

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-對啊
-對

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不知道,很奇怪

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她跟其他人在一起很放鬆

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就拿妳來說好了

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我?哪有

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但每當我跟她獨處...

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不知道,也許是我想太多

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妳覺得是我想太多嗎?

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不會啊

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妳可不可以跟卡莉聊聊

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試探她對我的感覺如何?

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好啊

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真的嗎?

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當然,我沒有理由不這麼做,對吧?

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好

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謝了,米雅

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媽的

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但喬納,那個喬納?

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相信我,我知道

41
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但我們那晚吃了迷幻蘑菇

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開始聊天,然後就停不下來了

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確定不是被蘑菇影響?

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其實這整件事讓我感覺像大人

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這比其他關係成熟多了

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他讓我覺得自己很棒

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那樣很好啊

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謝謝

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-嘿
-嘿

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-妳怎麼這麼開心?
-沒事

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她開心的時候鼻子會動,真可愛

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哪有啊

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有嗎?

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-沒有
-妳們在聊什麼?

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我們在聊這個週末,對吧?

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米雅17歲生日

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我猜艾莉森已經...

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什麼?

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妳的嬌豔17歲生日?妳認識我嗎?

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瑪麗亞之於聖誕節
好比艾莉森之於生日

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天啊,寶貝

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妳得讓我辦活動,這是一定要的

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等等,辦什麼?

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米雅生日

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對啊,拜託

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是生日,米雅,連小孩都會過

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這樣吧,照你們說的辦

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真的嗎?

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-這就是清單的意義,對吧?
-天啊

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太好了

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不要太複雜,好嗎?小規模輕鬆就好

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好啊,複雜、小規模、輕鬆,明白

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不,不要複雜

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威爾?

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-願景板!馬上辦
-走吧

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好,米雅,妳可以的

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妳可以當辦生日趴的壽星

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妳可以當個稱職的朋友

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如果小卡需要妳當丘比特,妳會照做

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妳原諒他了

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對吧?

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米雅,請坐

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嘿

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天啊,艾力克斯!

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冷靜點,怪胎

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你今晚要做什麼?

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我去了爸的新家

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好喔

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-怎樣?
-還...

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還不錯

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還沒見到她

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擔心有天去到那裡看到她

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可怕的是你爸有新女朋友

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嘿,你今晚想不想一起做些什麼?

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好啊

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-好嗎?
-很好啊

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嗨,伊西

98
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-嗨,米雅
-米雅要加入我們

99
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好,我們打算放鬆
也許看電影或訂披薩

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這樣吧

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我不打擾你們這對小情侶了

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米雅,妳還好嗎?

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那還用說

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晚安

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《柏靈頓》?《柏靈頓2》?

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絕對是《柏靈頓2》

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(卡莉)

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(“晚安,寶貝”已讀)

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(“一切都好嗎?”已讀)

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小卡?

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卡麥倫?

112
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我要出門了

113
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日內瓦那沒出錯的話,週日回來

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好的,爸

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你沒有要當健美選手吧?

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當然沒有

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也許可以少練一點,多讀一點書

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洗衣板腹肌不會讓你進莫德林學院

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或讓你成為成功人士吧?

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當然

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好孩子

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替我照顧你媽,好嗎?

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-超討厭
-靠,等等

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來了

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好

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就定位

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三、二、一

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嘿,米雅,17歲壽星

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我們會滿足妳的願望
我們是生日精靈

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儘管相信我們的能力

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但妳可能有疑慮,所以仔細聽

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一、二、三、四

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二、二、三、四

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-夜店
-滿足妳的需求

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-夜店
-妳是貴賓

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-夜店
-在妳身上灑香檳

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-夜店
-完成願望清單

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但妳得現身,不准放鴿子

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我要從生日蛋糕裡跳出來

140
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我們要嗨到最高點,碰碰

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派對上不准帶槍

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-不行,不准帶槍
-派對上不准帶槍

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不准帶槍

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派對上不准帶槍

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好了

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我會去

147
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-開趴吧
-我們還有兩段主歌和一段橋段

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-真的嗎?
-越盛大越好

149
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-快去上學吧,各位
-虧我寫了一整晚

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問妳喔,妳覺得亞硝酸酯類如何?

151
00:10:10,843 --> 00:10:12,443
妳是說拉炮嗎?

152
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-天啊!不會吧
-寶貝!

153
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-什麼?
-妳好可愛,沒關係

154
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我們會跟妳介紹

155
00:10:19,123 --> 00:10:20,003
還有主題

156
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嘉年華如何?請小丑之類的?

157
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(席奧:20分鐘後見?)

158
00:10:24,043 --> 00:10:25,203
小丑?

159
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-你好嗎?
-很好,你好嗎?

160
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-還不錯
-我以為你有很多工作要做

161
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-暫停一下,跟你出來
-真好

162
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嘿,我有東西要給你

163
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是給我的嗎?

164
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剛看完,讓我想到你

165
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“年輕護士照顧年輕的退伍軍人

166
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他的臉嚴重燒傷,面目全非”

167
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“他們共同解開士兵遺忘的回憶”

168
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“發現史詩般的羅曼史
陰謀詭計,與憂傷的悲劇”

169
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這讓你想到我?

170
00:11:06,683 --> 00:11:08,283
抱歉,什麼?

171
00:11:09,563 --> 00:11:11,243
我的意思是

172
00:11:11,243 --> 00:11:14,443
書中有一段
描寫他們在浴缸裡分享秘密

173
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這樣啊

174
00:11:20,043 --> 00:11:22,043
我喜歡和你在一起,威爾

175
00:11:22,043 --> 00:11:26,603
感覺我們可以好好了解彼此

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聊聊心事

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00:11:29,843 --> 00:11:31,123
好

178
00:11:31,763 --> 00:11:34,563
可以啊,我們應該談談

179
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沒錯

180
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但我要去上課了

181
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好吧

182
00:11:41,643 --> 00:11:43,563
好,午餐時間見

183
00:11:43,563 --> 00:11:44,563
應該吧

184
00:11:54,603 --> 00:11:56,323
靠,抱歉,先生

185
00:12:00,043 --> 00:12:04,043
(嘿,妳家的事很遺憾,沒事吧)

186
00:12:09,243 --> 00:12:11,763
各位同學,開始上課了

187
00:12:12,523 --> 00:12:13,803
-小卡?
-老師,對不起

188
00:12:13,803 --> 00:12:14,843
又遲到了

189
00:12:14,843 --> 00:12:19,283
要燒火就要先砍柴,懂我意思嗎?

190
00:12:19,283 --> 00:12:21,403
對,很厲害

191
00:12:21,403 --> 00:12:24,403
現在打給消防隊還太早

192
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-被回嗆
-夠了

193
00:12:26,723 --> 00:12:29,043
卡麥倫,請你放學後來找我

194
00:12:29,043 --> 00:12:33,723
其他人請翻到第三頁,延續上次進度

195
00:12:35,683 --> 00:12:38,003
來看看第一題

196
00:12:43,563 --> 00:12:45,123
送妳去下堂課的教室?

197
00:12:46,043 --> 00:12:47,923
我得打給我媽,家裡有事

198
00:12:47,923 --> 00:12:50,083
沒事吧?想聊聊嗎?

199
00:12:50,083 --> 00:12:52,163
不,沒關係,謝謝,待會見

200
00:12:53,763 --> 00:12:55,963
-這就是我說的
-好啦

201
00:12:55,963 --> 00:12:57,403
-救我
-什麼?

202
00:12:57,403 --> 00:13:00,203
是席奧,他迷上我了

203
00:13:00,203 --> 00:13:03,363
真的很著迷,他整天黏著我

204
00:13:03,363 --> 00:13:05,763
過沒多久,他就會愛上我

205
00:13:05,763 --> 00:13:07,843
然後想跟我肛交

206
00:13:07,843 --> 00:13:10,923
坦白說,我根本不喜歡“肛交”這個詞

207
00:13:10,923 --> 00:13:13,163
為什麼聽起來很剛硬?

208
00:13:13,163 --> 00:13:15,963
我要怎麼趁現在知道自己喜不喜歡?

209
00:13:15,963 --> 00:13:19,083
很快我就告訴我爸媽我有男朋友...

210
00:13:19,083 --> 00:13:23,003
威爾,深呼吸
他有說過嗎?你們有聊過嗎?

211
00:13:23,003 --> 00:13:26,003
像妳和艾莉森促膝長談那樣嗎?

212
00:13:26,003 --> 00:13:29,203
對,我們用過時的文學比喻聊過

213
00:13:29,203 --> 00:13:31,243
對了,卡莉要去音樂教室

214
00:13:31,243 --> 00:13:32,963
什麼?沒有...那是因為

215
00:13:32,963 --> 00:13:36,083
-小卡要我幫他忙
-去吧

216
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席奧

217
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-嗨
-你好啊

218
00:13:48,603 --> 00:13:50,723
嘿,我是不是...

219
00:13:51,243 --> 00:13:53,803
不會,我在清空思緒,進來吧

220
00:13:55,843 --> 00:13:58,163
我從沒踏入這間教室

221
00:13:58,163 --> 00:13:59,843
-真的嗎?
-真的

222
00:14:01,403 --> 00:14:02,643
最近好嗎?

223
00:14:02,643 --> 00:14:04,563
妳家的事聽起來很糟

224
00:14:05,243 --> 00:14:06,843
說一切都很好...

225
00:14:06,843 --> 00:14:09,723
對,老實說,挺糟的

226
00:14:10,803 --> 00:14:13,563
我爸不告而別

227
00:14:13,563 --> 00:14:17,003
每個人很努力讓一切維持正常

228
00:14:17,003 --> 00:14:20,403
這讓我對糟糕的現況感到更加內疚

229
00:14:21,083 --> 00:14:22,123
很沈重吧

230
00:14:22,123 --> 00:14:24,963
每個人都有自己的煩惱,對吧?

231
00:14:26,203 --> 00:14:29,403
我試著不給人添麻煩

232
00:14:29,403 --> 00:14:31,483
不要老是到處宣洩情緒

233
00:14:32,563 --> 00:14:35,003
就像我現在對妳做的一樣

234
00:14:35,003 --> 00:14:37,283
沒關係,妳可以宣洩情緒

235
00:14:42,923 --> 00:14:44,483
其實我該走了

236
00:14:44,483 --> 00:14:45,523
妳會樂器嗎?

237
00:14:46,843 --> 00:14:48,283
什麼?邦哥鼓算嗎?

238
00:14:48,283 --> 00:14:49,683
當然啦,來吧

239
00:14:51,363 --> 00:14:52,243
妳確定?

240
00:14:52,243 --> 00:14:53,163
確定

241
00:14:57,923 --> 00:15:00,083
好,等等,握住這裡

242
00:15:00,083 --> 00:15:02,643
首先,這是真的嗎?

243
00:15:02,643 --> 00:15:05,523
是啊,我喜歡這個和弦,好了

244
00:15:06,523 --> 00:15:07,603
彈吧

245
00:15:09,803 --> 00:15:12,003
很好聽啊

246
00:15:15,083 --> 00:15:16,083
嘿,寶貝

247
00:15:16,723 --> 00:15:18,403
艾莉森,卡莉在教我...

248
00:15:18,403 --> 00:15:20,123
可以借一步說話嗎?

249
00:15:21,083 --> 00:15:22,003
好

250
00:15:22,003 --> 00:15:23,003
抱歉

251
00:15:24,963 --> 00:15:25,963
-嗨
-嘿

252
00:15:31,003 --> 00:15:32,563
好喔

253
00:15:33,803 --> 00:15:35,123
我有東西要給妳

254
00:15:35,123 --> 00:15:37,443
妳的生日禮物,明天之前不能偷看

255
00:15:38,403 --> 00:15:39,683
謝謝

256
00:15:40,363 --> 00:15:42,203
我們要為夜店盛裝打扮

257
00:15:42,203 --> 00:15:44,083
另一件事

258
00:15:44,083 --> 00:15:46,203
我跟我爸每年都會一起度假

259
00:15:46,203 --> 00:15:48,363
去義大利騎馬

260
00:15:49,083 --> 00:15:51,723
那裡很粗糙簡陋,基本上就是露營

261
00:15:51,723 --> 00:15:54,363
但我們住在十世紀的托斯卡納城堡

262
00:15:55,203 --> 00:15:57,683
那是我唯一能見到他的時候

263
00:15:57,683 --> 00:15:58,643
但我想...

264
00:15:59,843 --> 00:16:03,323
我想問妳要不要一起來?

265
00:16:04,963 --> 00:16:07,043
-艾...
-妳完全不必答應...

266
00:16:08,563 --> 00:16:10,843
快說不,說妳對馬過敏

267
00:16:10,843 --> 00:16:11,843
不

268
00:16:12,363 --> 00:16:14,443
聽起來很棒,我很樂意

269
00:16:15,563 --> 00:16:16,483
真的嗎?

270
00:16:16,483 --> 00:16:18,603
當然,為什麼不去?

271
00:16:18,603 --> 00:16:22,843
太好了,真棒,但妳得帶馬術裝備

272
00:16:23,403 --> 00:16:24,283
我們可以幫妳買

273
00:16:24,283 --> 00:16:25,243
都可以

274
00:16:26,683 --> 00:16:27,723
太好了

275
00:16:35,203 --> 00:16:36,163
妳要來嗎?

276
00:16:37,323 --> 00:16:38,363
好

277
00:16:43,123 --> 00:16:45,803
你知道喬納和貝卡
在體育館做什麼嗎?

278
00:16:45,803 --> 00:16:48,603
不好吧,我在那裡踢五人制足球

279
00:16:48,603 --> 00:16:50,923
靠著單槓有的沒的

280
00:16:50,923 --> 00:16:52,923
我猜她超想要的吧

281
00:16:54,803 --> 00:16:56,963
兄弟,有聽說她在游泳池那個嗎?

282
00:16:56,963 --> 00:16:58,643
不會吧,游泳池?

283
00:16:58,643 --> 00:17:01,723
小卡一定很火大,你覺得他知道嗎?

284
00:17:15,483 --> 00:17:18,203
-顯然妳是個蕩婦
-你叫我什麼?

285
00:17:18,203 --> 00:17:20,523
-小卡,別說了
-我說妳是蕩婦

286
00:17:20,523 --> 00:17:22,723
在體育館?那是我們的地方

287
00:17:22,723 --> 00:17:24,323
-我們的地方?
-對

288
00:17:24,323 --> 00:17:27,483
你知道嗎,小卡?
對,我們在體育館做愛

289
00:17:27,483 --> 00:17:29,483
你猜怎麼著?非常美妙

290
00:17:30,123 --> 00:17:31,923
冷靜,平復一下心情

291
00:17:35,803 --> 00:17:36,843
不,住手

292
00:17:36,843 --> 00:17:38,443
-滾開
-搞什麼...

293
00:17:44,803 --> 00:17:45,843
沒事吧

294
00:17:45,843 --> 00:17:47,443
我沒事

295
00:18:04,283 --> 00:18:05,363
嗨

296
00:18:07,043 --> 00:18:08,443
你來做什麼,瑞克?

297
00:18:10,203 --> 00:18:11,323
給植物澆水

298
00:18:12,683 --> 00:18:16,163
我需要多噴一點藥
狐狸在我的玫瑰上撒尿

299
00:18:17,963 --> 00:18:19,923
你怎麼這麼在意狐狸尿?

300
00:18:19,923 --> 00:18:22,843
就因為我不再住在這裡
不代表我不在乎

301
00:18:26,203 --> 00:18:28,363
我不想在妳生日那天出現

302
00:18:28,363 --> 00:18:29,923
我覺得那樣有點...

303
00:18:31,083 --> 00:18:31,963
總而言之...

304
00:18:36,843 --> 00:18:37,883
生日快樂

305
00:18:41,203 --> 00:18:42,243
妳可以打開來

306
00:18:52,923 --> 00:18:54,443
這可以放唱片

307
00:18:57,523 --> 00:19:00,203
哇,這真的很...

308
00:19:01,603 --> 00:19:03,603
-很酷
-很酷吧?

309
00:19:03,603 --> 00:19:04,843
是,我想是的

310
00:19:06,043 --> 00:19:08,923
我們週末在馬蓋特
找到一間很棒的唱片行

311
00:19:08,923 --> 00:19:09,843
我們?

312
00:19:11,163 --> 00:19:12,083
對

313
00:19:13,123 --> 00:19:15,283
所以這是她幫我挑的?

314
00:19:15,283 --> 00:19:18,883
米雅,我真的很抱歉,親愛的
我知道妳很難受

315
00:19:18,883 --> 00:19:20,243
可以請你離開嗎?

316
00:19:21,083 --> 00:19:22,443
-爸
-米雅?

317
00:19:24,203 --> 00:19:25,043
離開

318
00:19:26,083 --> 00:19:26,923
好

319
00:19:36,843 --> 00:19:39,283
希望妳明天生日過得快樂

320
00:20:19,683 --> 00:20:21,163
(貝卡:生日快樂)

321
00:20:21,163 --> 00:20:22,363
(艾莉森:壽星!)

322
00:20:22,363 --> 00:20:23,763
(威爾:調皮壽星)

323
00:20:23,763 --> 00:20:24,683
(姐生日快樂)

324
00:20:24,683 --> 00:20:25,763
(小卡:生日快樂)

325
00:20:25,763 --> 00:20:26,883
(卡莉:生日快樂)

326
00:20:32,963 --> 00:20:35,003
蘭伯特老師的報告寫完了嗎?

327
00:20:35,003 --> 00:20:36,763
一週後才要交

328
00:20:36,763 --> 00:20:37,883
不是吧

329
00:20:37,883 --> 00:20:41,963
我還沒選好標題,要叫什麼歐威爾...

330
00:20:41,963 --> 00:20:46,603
可怕的是跟家人吃生日午餐
卻有家人不在

331
00:20:48,803 --> 00:20:50,363
那真漂亮,是吧?

332
00:20:51,323 --> 00:20:52,323
對啊

333
00:20:53,883 --> 00:20:55,003
謝謝

334
00:20:57,883 --> 00:20:59,243
絕對不能忘記

335
00:21:05,123 --> 00:21:06,603
我好愛這牌子

336
00:21:11,123 --> 00:21:12,323
真漂亮

337
00:21:13,563 --> 00:21:14,403
謝謝

338
00:21:15,123 --> 00:21:16,763
生日快樂,親愛的

339
00:21:17,403 --> 00:21:20,203
我好開心妳有進步,米雅

340
00:21:21,203 --> 00:21:23,803
我真的覺得妳幾乎恢復正常了

341
00:21:26,883 --> 00:21:28,203
妳不喜歡嗎?

342
00:21:28,723 --> 00:21:29,843
妳不吃嗎?

343
00:21:30,363 --> 00:21:32,763
沒關係,別擔心,我收起來

344
00:21:42,523 --> 00:21:44,603
小卡說妳在學校沒跟他吃飯

345
00:21:47,243 --> 00:21:49,643
朋友們有計畫時找藉口

346
00:21:51,243 --> 00:21:54,483
那都不是真的...

347
00:21:54,483 --> 00:21:57,763
妳對食物的態度很不尋常
為什麼不找我聊聊?

348
00:21:57,763 --> 00:22:00,203
因為沒什麼好聊的

349
00:22:00,203 --> 00:22:01,523
我沒事,爸

350
00:22:02,243 --> 00:22:03,123
拜託

351
00:22:03,643 --> 00:22:07,723
別這樣,瑞克
很多米雅這年紀的女孩都會做這種事

352
00:22:08,963 --> 00:22:10,963
她們不是我們的女兒,薇薇

353
00:22:11,483 --> 00:22:14,643
難道妳不覺得
我們應該在情況惡化前做點什麼嗎?

354
00:22:14,643 --> 00:22:17,123
你不認為自己有點誇張嗎?

355
00:22:17,123 --> 00:22:18,603
她根本沒那麼瘦

356
00:22:37,483 --> 00:22:38,523
(昨天的事很抱歉)

357
00:22:38,523 --> 00:22:40,243
(妳今晚要來嗎?別已讀不回)

358
00:22:40,243 --> 00:22:41,443
(別當蕩婦,哈哈)

359
00:22:44,363 --> 00:22:47,283
誰會做那種事?站在別人面前

360
00:22:47,283 --> 00:22:51,043
在學校裡眾人矚目之下叫人蕩婦

361
00:22:51,043 --> 00:22:52,163
他瘋了嗎?

362
00:22:53,723 --> 00:22:55,723
我不知道該說什麼

363
00:22:55,723 --> 00:22:58,283
妳在操場上看起來好漂亮

364
00:22:59,043 --> 00:23:00,923
說得好,我要寫下來

365
00:23:00,923 --> 00:23:05,243
你是克朗奇區最屌的傢伙
今晚由你作主,我好驕傲

366
00:23:05,883 --> 00:23:07,123
真以你為榮

367
00:23:07,123 --> 00:23:09,883
這是你的夜晚
今天是米雅的生日,但你是主角

368
00:23:09,883 --> 00:23:11,003
要有自信

369
00:23:11,683 --> 00:23:13,443
開心點,心存感激

370
00:23:13,443 --> 00:23:14,643
我以妳為榮

371
00:23:15,563 --> 00:23:18,723
幹嘛這麼說?真奇怪

372
00:23:18,723 --> 00:23:21,683
你知道嗎?唯一的解釋是他太執著

373
00:23:21,683 --> 00:23:24,843
他太執著,需要放下,因為我放下了

374
00:23:28,643 --> 00:23:31,323
我們要去夜店,人們會盯著我看

375
00:23:31,323 --> 00:23:34,683
他們會讚嘆:“哇靠...她真會跳舞”

376
00:23:39,763 --> 00:23:40,683
天啊

377
00:23:41,883 --> 00:23:43,923
我已經放下了,我很開心

378
00:23:43,923 --> 00:23:45,283
我非常開心

379
00:23:45,883 --> 00:23:47,603
我放下了,對吧?

380
00:23:48,643 --> 00:23:49,603
對啊,寶貝

381
00:23:51,043 --> 00:23:52,043
(我的服裝超讚)

382
00:23:52,043 --> 00:23:53,483
(你給我看,我就給你看)

383
00:23:53,483 --> 00:23:55,163
(靠,等不及看你的服裝)

384
00:24:09,003 --> 00:24:11,723
搞什麼?

385
00:24:17,283 --> 00:24:20,523
(時髦服裝)

386
00:24:29,283 --> 00:24:31,963
《紫雨》來了!

387
00:24:31,963 --> 00:24:33,203
天啊!

388
00:24:34,123 --> 00:24:36,403
妳看起來美翻了

389
00:24:36,403 --> 00:24:40,803
妳才美,誰曉得聖女貞德這麼性感?

390
00:24:42,883 --> 00:24:46,163
那你是財務部門的凱倫?

391
00:24:46,163 --> 00:24:49,883
我是黛安娜王妃
我就知道眼線要畫重一點

392
00:24:49,883 --> 00:24:53,723
今天的主題是什麼?跟死人有關嗎?

393
00:24:53,723 --> 00:24:56,883
聖人與罪人,艾莉森的點子

394
00:24:56,883 --> 00:24:57,803
酷耶

395
00:24:57,803 --> 00:25:00,763
好吧,說到含糊的點子

396
00:25:00,763 --> 00:25:03,683
小卡最近是怎麼了?

397
00:25:03,683 --> 00:25:06,563
-不知道
-不知道,不在乎

398
00:25:06,563 --> 00:25:07,963
希望他不會出現

399
00:25:08,523 --> 00:25:10,843
-有人心情不好
-也許吧

400
00:25:10,843 --> 00:25:12,643
呵呵呵

401
00:25:15,843 --> 00:25:17,803
“剩蛋”老公公說聖誕快樂

402
00:25:18,963 --> 00:25:21,923
誰想在煙囪裡放聖誕禮物?

403
00:25:21,923 --> 00:25:24,283
-噁耶
-你要嗎?

404
00:25:24,283 --> 00:25:25,323
-不要
-我們...

405
00:25:25,323 --> 00:25:28,003
-還有其他禮物
-不要

406
00:25:28,003 --> 00:25:29,203
-好
-不要禮物

407
00:25:29,203 --> 00:25:31,643
-期待今晚嗎?
-很期待

408
00:25:31,643 --> 00:25:34,363
-我們能先談談嗎?拜託
-不行

409
00:25:34,363 --> 00:25:36,563
-我是認真的,拜託
-不要

410
00:25:47,723 --> 00:25:49,003
卡莉來了

411
00:25:49,003 --> 00:25:51,363
你好,我們在賓客名單上

412
00:25:51,363 --> 00:25:52,923
-嗨,寶貝
-妳看起來真棒

413
00:25:52,923 --> 00:25:55,003
請準備好票

414
00:25:56,963 --> 00:25:57,803
抱歉

415
00:25:59,883 --> 00:26:02,723
(上夜店)

416
00:26:42,563 --> 00:26:44,643
別嚇壞了,妳可以的

417
00:26:47,723 --> 00:26:50,003
天啊!寶貝,妳來了

418
00:26:50,003 --> 00:26:51,923
妳看起來很棒,跟我來

419
00:26:52,523 --> 00:26:54,123
各位,跟我來

420
00:26:56,123 --> 00:26:57,603
準備好迎接驚喜了嗎?

421
00:26:57,603 --> 00:26:59,043
驚喜!

422
00:27:00,843 --> 00:27:02,723
這是在開玩笑吧

423
00:27:02,723 --> 00:27:04,723
生日快樂!

424
00:27:06,803 --> 00:27:07,803
這好...

425
00:27:08,803 --> 00:27:09,803
可怕

426
00:27:16,043 --> 00:27:18,843
是不是很酷?大家都為了妳而來

427
00:27:19,723 --> 00:27:21,283
妳看起來真棒,米雅

428
00:27:22,243 --> 00:27:24,123
天啊,艾莉森普萊斯

429
00:27:24,123 --> 00:27:26,163
妳這個性感小野貓

430
00:27:26,163 --> 00:27:27,403
豈有此理!

431
00:27:27,403 --> 00:27:30,083
生日快樂,米雅,見到妳真好

432
00:27:32,443 --> 00:27:33,603
我也是

433
00:27:33,603 --> 00:27:34,523
掰

434
00:27:45,923 --> 00:27:47,963
妳好正

435
00:27:47,963 --> 00:27:49,883
不...別...停

436
00:27:50,403 --> 00:27:51,523
別停

437
00:28:00,763 --> 00:28:01,643
謝謝

438
00:28:03,123 --> 00:28:05,163
你沒說要戴綠色隱形眼鏡

439
00:28:05,163 --> 00:28:06,883
你實在太厲害了

440
00:28:06,883 --> 00:28:09,083
這絕對是最棒的服裝

441
00:28:09,083 --> 00:28:10,003
而且...

442
00:28:11,283 --> 00:28:12,363
奇怪的是有點辣

443
00:28:13,843 --> 00:28:14,763
謝謝

444
00:28:15,243 --> 00:28:18,963
你到底是什麼?性感蘇格蘭女校長?

445
00:28:19,803 --> 00:28:22,603
天啊!黛安娜王妃?

446
00:28:22,603 --> 00:28:23,723
1911年聖誕節

447
00:28:23,723 --> 00:28:24,803
感謝

448
00:28:29,883 --> 00:28:32,083
米雅,妳和卡莉談過了嗎?

449
00:28:32,083 --> 00:28:35,483
小卡,我試過了
我今晚會的,我保證,好嗎?

450
00:28:37,083 --> 00:28:38,163
有我在

451
00:28:42,843 --> 00:28:44,763
不想喝酒可以不用喝

452
00:28:44,763 --> 00:28:46,683
我帶了亞硝酸鹽類

453
00:28:48,043 --> 00:28:49,043
不,我會喝

454
00:28:49,843 --> 00:28:50,683
威爾?

455
00:28:52,243 --> 00:28:54,683
這是不是妳人生中最棒的夜晚?

456
00:29:39,603 --> 00:29:41,283
我忘了拿皮包

457
00:30:11,923 --> 00:30:13,243
別說了,小卡

458
00:30:13,243 --> 00:30:15,043
不,等等,拜託

459
00:30:15,043 --> 00:30:16,883
聽著,我知道我說錯話

460
00:30:16,883 --> 00:30:22,443
我真的很抱歉,拜託,對不起

461
00:30:22,443 --> 00:30:24,363
好,小卡,我懂

462
00:30:24,363 --> 00:30:25,483
你很抱歉

463
00:30:25,483 --> 00:30:30,283
快起來,你現在跪在五個人的尿液裡

464
00:30:30,283 --> 00:30:32,523
你幹嘛在乎?你跟卡莉在一起

465
00:30:34,843 --> 00:30:37,923
沒人叫過我蕩婦,至少你有原創性

466
00:30:39,123 --> 00:30:42,123
當然是你們兩個,真是夠了

467
00:30:42,123 --> 00:30:44,003
我搞不清楚這裡的狀況

468
00:30:44,003 --> 00:30:47,283
但你們兩個需要打一砲之類的

469
00:30:47,283 --> 00:30:49,963
-威爾,這不是...
-不,你們注定要在一起

470
00:30:49,963 --> 00:30:53,643
撲倒她吧,你們經歷了大風大浪...

471
00:30:53,643 --> 00:30:56,443
威爾,閉嘴,想想你在說什麼

472
00:30:56,443 --> 00:30:57,723
我什麼都沒說

473
00:30:57,723 --> 00:30:59,843
我只是稍微暗示,有差別

474
00:30:59,843 --> 00:31:01,563
現在是什麼情況?

475
00:31:02,163 --> 00:31:04,763
現在的情況是你是懦夫

476
00:31:04,763 --> 00:31:07,043
讓人糊塗的懦夫,至於你

477
00:31:07,043 --> 00:31:09,643
不要插手每個人的感情事

478
00:31:09,643 --> 00:31:11,523
你怎麼不專注在自己的?

479
00:31:11,523 --> 00:31:13,523
感情事?親愛的,幫幫忙

480
00:31:13,523 --> 00:31:15,963
就因為席奧對我意亂情迷

481
00:31:15,963 --> 00:31:17,523
不代表我就要...

482
00:31:17,523 --> 00:31:18,923
哇

483
00:31:19,603 --> 00:31:20,523
意亂情迷?

484
00:31:21,443 --> 00:31:22,323
明白了

485
00:31:25,923 --> 00:31:26,843
謝啦,小貝

486
00:31:33,843 --> 00:31:34,963
他媽的

487
00:31:45,283 --> 00:31:46,523
哇!好貼心

488
00:31:46,523 --> 00:31:50,043
{\an8}(#抗厭食症戰士
祝美女生日快樂,她進步好多)

489
00:31:50,043 --> 00:31:51,563
最棒的女友

490
00:31:52,643 --> 00:31:54,763
就是這樣,我要當同性戀

491
00:32:13,203 --> 00:32:16,643
艾莉森,為什麼要上傳那篇貼文?

492
00:32:16,643 --> 00:32:19,603
因為妳很勇敢,我以妳為傲

493
00:32:19,603 --> 00:32:21,203
那就直接告訴我

494
00:32:21,203 --> 00:32:24,723
別在社群媒體上亂貼,我根本沒帳號

495
00:32:24,723 --> 00:32:27,643
我想讓大家知道我覺得妳有多棒

496
00:32:28,163 --> 00:32:31,123
-這是妳的嬌豔17歲...
-我不認識半數的人

497
00:32:31,123 --> 00:32:32,683
沒有嬌豔17歲這種事

498
00:32:33,283 --> 00:32:35,323
就像這個派對

499
00:32:35,323 --> 00:32:37,243
妳似乎不了解我

500
00:32:38,403 --> 00:32:40,003
這一切都是為了妳

501
00:32:40,003 --> 00:32:41,443
妳怎麼能這麼說?

502
00:32:41,443 --> 00:32:43,763
天啊,艾莉森,妳好厲害!

503
00:32:50,323 --> 00:32:52,203
天啊,米雅

504
00:33:02,723 --> 00:33:04,763
我是不是搞砸了?

505
00:33:04,763 --> 00:33:07,283
搞砸了?妳在說什麼?妳看起來很棒

506
00:33:07,283 --> 00:33:09,763
好,我不覺得太過分

507
00:33:11,723 --> 00:33:12,643
我喜歡

508
00:33:12,643 --> 00:33:14,723
好

509
00:33:14,723 --> 00:33:16,243
妳看起來美呆了

510
00:33:45,563 --> 00:33:47,123
愚蠢的討厭鬼

511
00:33:51,443 --> 00:33:52,523
妳還好嗎?

512
00:33:52,523 --> 00:33:54,203
不好,我想不透

513
00:33:54,763 --> 00:33:57,963
看來我連普通的上夜店都做不到

514
00:33:57,963 --> 00:34:03,523
大家不是覺得我很勇敢
就是忘恩負義的女友

515
00:34:03,523 --> 00:34:06,043
現在我甚至討厭王子

516
00:34:06,043 --> 00:34:07,083
別說那種話

517
00:34:07,083 --> 00:34:09,803
最重要的是,我是個爛朋友

518
00:34:09,803 --> 00:34:13,083
小卡要我代他跟妳聊聊...

519
00:34:14,163 --> 00:34:15,083
我做不到

520
00:34:16,683 --> 00:34:17,683
為什麼做不到?

521
00:34:25,043 --> 00:34:26,963
妳...

522
00:34:28,243 --> 00:34:29,323
妳很...

523
00:34:46,043 --> 00:34:47,003
有沒有搞錯?

524
00:34:47,763 --> 00:34:48,603
小卡

525
00:34:50,083 --> 00:34:51,603
妳走吧

526
00:34:52,443 --> 00:34:53,723
小卡,聽我說

527
00:34:54,283 --> 00:34:55,843
那是意外,好嗎?

528
00:34:55,843 --> 00:34:59,523
我一直在努力抗拒,你要相信我

529
00:35:00,923 --> 00:35:02,283
我請妳幫忙,米雅

530
00:35:03,043 --> 00:35:06,203
我向妳敞開心胸,妳利用我接近卡莉

531
00:35:06,203 --> 00:35:08,363
不是那樣的,小卡,拜託

532
00:35:08,363 --> 00:35:11,843
妳是我這輩子見過

533
00:35:11,843 --> 00:35:14,363
最自私、自以為是的人

534
00:35:14,363 --> 00:35:15,283
什麼?

535
00:35:15,923 --> 00:35:17,523
自以為是?

536
00:35:17,523 --> 00:35:20,603
你還好意思說?你沈迷於自己的形象

537
00:35:20,603 --> 00:35:23,603
你跟別人約會
是因為對方站在你身邊很好看

538
00:35:23,603 --> 00:35:25,683
搞屁啊?妳真的這麼想嗎?

539
00:35:25,683 --> 00:35:27,563
你根本不在乎卡莉

540
00:35:27,563 --> 00:35:30,923
她不過是個亮眼的對象
你一覺得無聊,就會甩了她

541
00:35:30,923 --> 00:35:32,203
就像你對貝卡那樣

542
00:35:32,203 --> 00:35:34,563
妳才不了解我和貝卡的情況

543
00:35:35,243 --> 00:35:37,763
妳怎麼能把話題扯到妳自己身上?

544
00:35:37,763 --> 00:35:39,683
我失去了我...

545
00:35:40,563 --> 00:35:41,843
天啊,妳...

546
00:35:41,843 --> 00:35:43,763
妳真的不知道...

547
00:35:43,763 --> 00:35:46,563
妳看不到自身以外的事,是不是?

548
00:35:46,563 --> 00:35:48,603
小卡,那是什麼意思?

549
00:35:48,603 --> 00:35:51,163
米雅,我們應該是最好的朋友

550
00:35:51,163 --> 00:35:54,683
我這輩子只對妳說過我家的事

551
00:35:54,683 --> 00:35:57,603
現在妳卻漠不關心

552
00:35:57,603 --> 00:35:59,603
不,那不是真的

553
00:35:59,603 --> 00:36:00,563
不是嗎?

554
00:36:01,083 --> 00:36:04,283
我爸過去六個月回家過七次

555
00:36:04,283 --> 00:36:07,643
我媽憂鬱到早上都無法下床

556
00:36:07,643 --> 00:36:09,643
妳不知道,自從妳回來後

557
00:36:09,643 --> 00:36:11,683
妳從沒問過我的生活如何

558
00:36:11,683 --> 00:36:14,243
因為你背叛了我,小卡

559
00:36:14,243 --> 00:36:18,043
-你背著我去找我爸媽
-但妳需要幫忙,米雅

560
00:36:19,043 --> 00:36:22,723
他媽的,妳怎麼不明白妳需要幫助?

561
00:36:23,443 --> 00:36:26,723
-還有誰會幫妳?
-最後還不是沒幫助

562
00:36:26,723 --> 00:36:28,123
對吧,小卡?

563
00:36:28,723 --> 00:36:30,523
因為我爸媽什麼都沒做

564
00:36:31,603 --> 00:36:34,603
這只讓我覺得自己病得還不夠重

565
00:36:35,123 --> 00:36:40,163
彷彿我不夠格,連生病都失敗

566
00:36:41,403 --> 00:36:44,483
這只讓事情變得更糟

567
00:36:44,483 --> 00:36:48,403
不,我已經盡力了,米雅
我做了我該做的事

568
00:36:49,203 --> 00:36:50,403
我沒有讓妳失望

569
00:36:51,123 --> 00:36:52,803
讓妳失望的是妳爸媽

570
00:36:57,123 --> 00:36:57,963
他媽的

571
00:36:57,963 --> 00:37:01,163
-你在開玩笑嗎,小卡?
-米雅,怎麼了?

572
00:37:03,123 --> 00:37:05,123
妳幹嘛不問米雅和卡莉?

573
00:37:05,123 --> 00:37:06,043
什麼?

574
00:37:14,683 --> 00:37:16,563
他媽的

575
00:37:19,683 --> 00:37:20,763
(貝卡:妳在哪?)

576
00:37:20,763 --> 00:37:22,083
(威爾:妳還好嗎?)

577
00:37:22,083 --> 00:37:23,283
(威爾:怎麼了?)

578
00:37:23,283 --> 00:37:26,043
(貝卡,妳回家了嗎?
有需要我都在)

579
00:38:18,123 --> 00:38:19,523
可怕的是我的生活

580
00:38:20,523 --> 00:38:21,683
那是我熟知的

581
00:38:23,843 --> 00:38:25,123
可怕的是溺水

582
00:38:25,683 --> 00:38:28,323
還把心愛的人都拖下水

583
00:38:30,683 --> 00:38:33,603
可怕的是想起我挨餓的原因

584
00:38:34,963 --> 00:38:37,123
因為這個世界不需要我

585
00:38:48,563 --> 00:38:49,523
米雅?

586
00:38:56,283 --> 00:38:57,163
米雅?

587
00:39:01,163 --> 00:39:02,003
米雅?

588
00:39:03,363 --> 00:39:06,563
米雅?

589
00:39:07,443 --> 00:39:10,643
沒事了,艾力克斯,叫救護車!

590
00:39:13,803 --> 00:39:14,883
沒事了

591
00:39:16,163 --> 00:39:18,483
好了

592
00:39:22,683 --> 00:39:24,683
沒事的

593
00:39:24,683 --> 00:39:28,883
爸爸在這,好了
我們會叫救護車,沒事的

594
00:39:38,523 --> 00:39:41,443
可怕的是知道我永遠贏不了這疾病

595
00:39:42,683 --> 00:39:44,043
為什麼還要努力?

596
00:40:39,163 --> 00:40:42,963
(如果您或您認識的人
患有飲食疾患)

597
00:40:42,963 --> 00:40:46,803
(請至畫面上的網站參閱相關資源)

598
00:42:30,003 --> 00:42:33,923
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