1 00:00:15,123 --> 00:00:17,923 [horror movie music playing] 2 00:00:20,603 --> 00:00:21,843 [gun cocking onscreen] 3 00:00:22,883 --> 00:00:24,363 [keypad beeping] 4 00:00:24,363 --> 00:00:26,723 [pneumatic door opening] 5 00:00:27,843 --> 00:00:29,403 [dial clicking] 6 00:00:34,003 --> 00:00:35,763 [metal clanging] 7 00:00:36,563 --> 00:00:38,323 [Cameron snorting happily] 8 00:00:38,323 --> 00:00:39,363 [bones crunching] 9 00:00:39,363 --> 00:00:40,283 What? 10 00:00:43,843 --> 00:00:45,923 - [loud bang] - Oh fuck! 11 00:00:48,083 --> 00:00:50,483 [Mia] It's funny what other people find scary. 12 00:00:51,843 --> 00:00:56,403 To me, scary is everything changing around you in ways you never expected. 13 00:00:58,443 --> 00:01:00,243 It's your goddess of a best friend 14 00:01:00,243 --> 00:01:02,723 going out with a boy who used to give you wedgies. 15 00:01:03,323 --> 00:01:05,003 Even if they are kind of cute. 16 00:01:05,803 --> 00:01:10,523 Scary is an accidental relationship with someone who actively terrifies you. 17 00:01:14,763 --> 00:01:18,163 It's seeing the secret love of your life cracking on with your best mate. 18 00:01:24,083 --> 00:01:27,883 Scary is your family watching you like the fucking Secret Service 19 00:01:27,883 --> 00:01:29,843 every time you have a snack. 20 00:01:37,243 --> 00:01:38,363 [exhaling] 21 00:01:40,643 --> 00:01:42,283 Scary is a yogurt pot. 22 00:01:44,003 --> 00:01:45,243 - [snarling onscreen] - [yelping] 23 00:01:45,243 --> 00:01:49,243 [horror music playing] 24 00:01:49,243 --> 00:01:52,043 Yeah, but Jonah? As in, like, Jonah Jonah. 25 00:01:52,043 --> 00:01:54,603 Yeah, I get it, but Becca, come on, she looks happy. 26 00:01:55,363 --> 00:01:56,483 [laughing] 27 00:01:56,483 --> 00:01:57,443 [Cameron] Suppose so. 28 00:01:58,043 --> 00:02:02,723 Actually, there's, um, something I've been meaning to talk to you about, 29 00:02:02,723 --> 00:02:03,923 about Carli. 30 00:02:05,163 --> 00:02:07,243 She's fucking fit, isn't she? [chuckles] 31 00:02:07,243 --> 00:02:08,683 - Yeah, I guess. - Yeah. 32 00:02:09,203 --> 00:02:10,763 I don't know. It's weird. 33 00:02:10,763 --> 00:02:13,443 Like, I see how chill she is with other people. 34 00:02:13,963 --> 00:02:16,043 Like you, for example. 35 00:02:16,683 --> 00:02:17,723 Me? Nah. 36 00:02:17,723 --> 00:02:21,123 But then when it's just, like, me alone with her, it's... 37 00:02:22,683 --> 00:02:24,603 I don't know, maybe it's all in my head. 38 00:02:25,243 --> 00:02:27,203 Do you think it's all in my head? 39 00:02:27,203 --> 00:02:28,963 No. No. 40 00:02:30,443 --> 00:02:34,043 Do you think maybe you could speak to Carli and, like, 41 00:02:34,043 --> 00:02:36,203 suss out if she's feeling me? 42 00:02:36,723 --> 00:02:37,563 Sure. 43 00:02:37,563 --> 00:02:38,883 Really? 44 00:02:38,883 --> 00:02:40,203 Yeah, of course. I mean, 45 00:02:40,203 --> 00:02:43,243 there's literally no reason why I wouldn't, is there? 46 00:02:45,803 --> 00:02:46,843 Okay. 47 00:02:48,243 --> 00:02:49,163 Thanks, M. 48 00:02:52,403 --> 00:02:53,603 [Mia] Fuck, fuck, fuck. 49 00:02:53,603 --> 00:02:55,443 [sighs, grumbles] 50 00:02:56,683 --> 00:02:59,403 - But Jonah, as in Jonah Jonah? - [exhales sharply] 51 00:02:59,403 --> 00:03:01,523 Believe me... I know. 52 00:03:01,523 --> 00:03:03,523 But that night we did shrooms, 53 00:03:03,523 --> 00:03:07,803 we got to chatting and... we just kind of never stopped. 54 00:03:08,523 --> 00:03:09,803 You sure it's not the shrooms? 55 00:03:09,803 --> 00:03:10,763 [laughs] 56 00:03:11,283 --> 00:03:14,603 Actually, the whole thing weirdly felt grown-up. 57 00:03:14,603 --> 00:03:18,483 You know, more mature than other relationships. 58 00:03:18,483 --> 00:03:20,203 [babbling] 59 00:03:20,203 --> 00:03:23,123 He makes me feel good about myself, you know? 60 00:03:24,083 --> 00:03:25,643 Yeah, I think it's great. 61 00:03:25,643 --> 00:03:26,723 Thank you. 62 00:03:27,883 --> 00:03:29,323 - Hey. - Hey. 63 00:03:29,323 --> 00:03:31,483 - What's got you all lit up? - Uh, nothing. 64 00:03:31,483 --> 00:03:34,803 Her nose does this funny thing when she's happy. Like, so cute. 65 00:03:34,803 --> 00:03:36,883 [giggles] No, it doesn't. 66 00:03:36,883 --> 00:03:37,803 Does it? 67 00:03:37,803 --> 00:03:40,123 - No. - What are you guys talking about? 68 00:03:40,763 --> 00:03:44,723 Um, we were just talking about this weekend, weren't we? 69 00:03:44,723 --> 00:03:46,363 Mia's big one-seven. 70 00:03:46,363 --> 00:03:48,283 I'm guessing Alison's already-- 71 00:03:48,283 --> 00:03:49,243 What? 72 00:03:49,803 --> 00:03:53,563 Your sassy 17th? Okay, hello, do you even know me? 73 00:03:54,163 --> 00:03:57,723 It's like, as Mariah is to Christmas, Alison is to birthdays. 74 00:03:58,883 --> 00:04:00,443 Oh my God, babes. 75 00:04:00,963 --> 00:04:04,483 You have to let me organize something. This is bucket list 101 stuff. 76 00:04:04,483 --> 00:04:05,843 Wait, wait, wait. Organize what? 77 00:04:05,843 --> 00:04:07,123 Mia's birthday. 78 00:04:07,123 --> 00:04:09,203 Uh-huh. Yes, please. 79 00:04:09,923 --> 00:04:12,643 [Mia] It's a birthday, Mia. Children do this. 80 00:04:12,643 --> 00:04:14,203 You know what? Go for it. 81 00:04:14,963 --> 00:04:15,803 Really? 82 00:04:15,803 --> 00:04:18,643 - That's the whole point of the list, no? - [Alison] Oh my God. 83 00:04:20,043 --> 00:04:21,043 [emotionally] Yes. 84 00:04:21,043 --> 00:04:24,123 Just nothing too elaborate, okay? Small and chilled. 85 00:04:24,123 --> 00:04:26,483 God, yeah. Elaborate, small, chilled. I got you. 86 00:04:26,483 --> 00:04:27,843 No, not elaborate. 87 00:04:27,843 --> 00:04:28,803 Mm-hmm. Will? 88 00:04:28,803 --> 00:04:30,723 - Vision board. On it. - Mm-hmm. Let's go. 89 00:04:33,243 --> 00:04:35,243 [Mia] Okay, Mia. You can do this. 90 00:04:35,763 --> 00:04:38,443 You can be the kind of girl that has a birthday party. 91 00:04:38,443 --> 00:04:40,083 You can be a good friend. 92 00:04:41,443 --> 00:04:44,123 If Cam needs you to be Cupid, you'll be Cupid. 93 00:04:44,963 --> 00:04:46,203 You've forgiven him. 94 00:04:48,563 --> 00:04:49,443 Right? 95 00:04:51,163 --> 00:04:54,003 [emotional music playing] 96 00:05:18,243 --> 00:05:19,603 Mia, sit down, please. 97 00:05:23,763 --> 00:05:24,603 [Alex] Hey. 98 00:05:24,603 --> 00:05:26,523 [gasps] Jesus, Alex! 99 00:05:26,523 --> 00:05:28,723 - Calm down, you weirdo. - Ha-ha-ha. 100 00:05:30,163 --> 00:05:33,083 What have you been up to this evening? 101 00:05:33,763 --> 00:05:34,763 - Hmm? - Um... 102 00:05:35,483 --> 00:05:36,923 I went to Dad's new place. 103 00:05:37,803 --> 00:05:40,043 Oh. Uh, cool. 104 00:05:40,923 --> 00:05:42,803 - How was? - Yeah, it was, um... 105 00:05:42,803 --> 00:05:44,403 [chuckles] It was nice. 106 00:05:44,923 --> 00:05:45,803 No sign of her yet. 107 00:05:46,923 --> 00:05:49,563 Literally dreading the day we rock up and she's there too. 108 00:05:49,563 --> 00:05:52,443 [Mia] Scary is your dad having a new girlfriend. 109 00:05:52,443 --> 00:05:55,443 Hey, do you maybe want to, like, hang out tonight? 110 00:05:56,643 --> 00:05:57,763 Yeah. 111 00:05:58,443 --> 00:06:00,403 - Yeah? - Yeah, that'd be cool. 112 00:06:02,323 --> 00:06:03,803 Oh, hey, Issy. 113 00:06:03,803 --> 00:06:06,243 - Hey, Mia. - Mia's going to join us. 114 00:06:06,243 --> 00:06:09,883 Cool. We were just gonna chill, maybe watch a movie, order some food. 115 00:06:09,883 --> 00:06:11,603 Ah, you know what? 116 00:06:12,203 --> 00:06:16,803 I might actually leave you lovebirds to it. 117 00:06:19,443 --> 00:06:20,683 Mia, are you okay? 118 00:06:21,923 --> 00:06:22,923 Yeah, totes. 119 00:06:23,683 --> 00:06:24,683 Night. 120 00:06:28,443 --> 00:06:29,883 Paddington 1? Paddington 2? 121 00:06:29,883 --> 00:06:31,843 - Definitely Paddington 2. - Cool. 122 00:06:39,923 --> 00:06:44,243 ["Little Bit of This" by Central Cee playing] 123 00:06:49,083 --> 00:06:50,203 [exhales] 124 00:06:50,203 --> 00:06:52,043 ♪ No doubt in my mind That my time will come ♪ 125 00:06:52,043 --> 00:06:55,323 ♪ All I done was stick to the grind Bro bro, got the darg parked off ♪ 126 00:06:55,323 --> 00:06:57,523 ♪ It's willing to bark If it gets outta line, am I lying? ♪ 127 00:06:57,523 --> 00:07:00,723 ♪ She wanna complain all thе time, goodbye Delеted that bitch off my line ♪ 128 00:07:00,723 --> 00:07:04,163 ♪ I'm on my job, I'm occupied But I do a bit of this on the side ♪ 129 00:07:04,163 --> 00:07:06,683 ♪ Little bit of this, little bit of that ♪ 130 00:07:06,683 --> 00:07:08,163 ♪ Come alive at night ♪ 131 00:07:08,163 --> 00:07:11,723 ♪ What you doing in the a.m. You only ever holla in the evening time? ♪ 132 00:07:11,723 --> 00:07:13,603 ♪ I'm here for a good time Not a long time ♪ 133 00:07:13,603 --> 00:07:14,683 ♪ Can we keep it quiet? ♪ 134 00:07:14,683 --> 00:07:16,963 ♪ She wanna spend a day in a life With me and my guy ♪ 135 00:07:16,963 --> 00:07:18,363 ♪ Bring a friend for a friend ♪ 136 00:07:21,483 --> 00:07:23,763 ♪ Short and sweet She's 5'5" with the curly hair ♪ 137 00:07:23,763 --> 00:07:25,043 ♪ She a 10 out of 10 ♪ 138 00:07:28,323 --> 00:07:30,323 ♪ Little bit of this, little bit of that ♪ 139 00:07:30,323 --> 00:07:33,203 ♪ Come alive at night Let's see how you shake that back ♪ 140 00:07:33,203 --> 00:07:35,243 ♪ Vibrate, let's see How you make that clap ♪ 141 00:07:35,243 --> 00:07:37,363 ♪ Little bit of this, little bit of that ♪ 142 00:07:37,363 --> 00:07:40,043 ♪ Come alive at night Let's see how you shake that back ♪ 143 00:07:40,043 --> 00:07:42,203 ♪ Vibrate, let's see How you make that clap ♪ 144 00:07:45,003 --> 00:07:47,483 ♪ Little bit of this, little bit of that ♪ 145 00:07:47,483 --> 00:07:50,123 ♪ Come alive at night Let's see how you shake that back ♪ 146 00:07:50,123 --> 00:07:52,403 ♪ Vibrate, let's see How you make that clap ♪ 147 00:07:52,403 --> 00:07:54,243 ♪ Little bit of this Little bit of that... ♪ 148 00:07:54,243 --> 00:07:55,963 [whirring] 149 00:07:55,963 --> 00:07:59,923 [song continues faintly in earphones] 150 00:08:09,803 --> 00:08:10,643 [man] Cam? 151 00:08:11,803 --> 00:08:12,683 Cameron? 152 00:08:14,643 --> 00:08:15,803 I'm heading off now. 153 00:08:15,803 --> 00:08:18,603 Back on Sunday if Geneva stays fuck-up free. 154 00:08:18,603 --> 00:08:20,323 Right. Okay, Dad. 155 00:08:20,843 --> 00:08:21,923 [sighs] 156 00:08:23,083 --> 00:08:25,003 Not exactly going for Mr. Universe, are we? 157 00:08:26,003 --> 00:08:28,363 Uh, yeah, no, of course not. 158 00:08:28,363 --> 00:08:32,643 Well, um, perhaps a little less of that and a little more of this. Hmm? 159 00:08:34,243 --> 00:08:37,003 A washboard stomach isn't gonna get you into Magdalen, 160 00:08:37,003 --> 00:08:39,083 get you a seat at the table, yes? 161 00:08:39,763 --> 00:08:40,723 Yeah, of course. 162 00:08:42,523 --> 00:08:43,483 Good man. 163 00:08:45,403 --> 00:08:48,163 Look after your... your mother for me, yeah? 164 00:09:02,363 --> 00:09:04,443 - [whispering indistinctly] - Fucking hate that. 165 00:09:04,443 --> 00:09:05,763 - [door opening] - Oh shit, wait. 166 00:09:05,763 --> 00:09:06,683 Oh, here we go. 167 00:09:06,683 --> 00:09:08,043 - [phone beeps] - Okay. 168 00:09:08,883 --> 00:09:10,083 [Will] Assume the position. 169 00:09:12,443 --> 00:09:13,483 [Alison] Three, two, one. 170 00:09:14,043 --> 00:09:15,843 [rapping] ♪ Hey there, Mia Nearly seventeen-y ♪ 171 00:09:15,843 --> 00:09:18,083 ♪ Your wish is our command We're the birthday genies ♪ 172 00:09:18,083 --> 00:09:19,723 ♪ In us put your trust in all we can do ♪ 173 00:09:19,723 --> 00:09:22,523 ♪ But you may be apprehensive So hear us through ♪ 174 00:09:22,523 --> 00:09:24,443 One, two, three, four. 175 00:09:24,443 --> 00:09:26,203 Two, two, three four. 176 00:09:26,203 --> 00:09:28,043 - ♪ Clubbing, clubbing ♪ - ♪ Scratch that itch ♪ 177 00:09:28,043 --> 00:09:29,923 - ♪ Clubbing, clubbing ♪ - ♪ You're a VIP bitch ♪ 178 00:09:29,923 --> 00:09:31,523 - ♪ Clubbing, clubbing ♪ - ♪ Champagne on ya tits ♪ 179 00:09:31,523 --> 00:09:32,443 ♪ Clubbing, clubbing ♪ 180 00:09:32,443 --> 00:09:35,243 ♪ Cross it off your bucket list But you gotta show up, don't be a flake ♪ 181 00:09:35,243 --> 00:09:37,003 ♪ Cos I'm gonna jump out The birthday cake ♪ 182 00:09:37,003 --> 00:09:38,923 ♪ We'll blow it out the park Bang, bang, pfft ♪ 183 00:09:38,923 --> 00:09:40,563 ♪ No guns allowed at the party ♪ 184 00:09:40,563 --> 00:09:44,203 ♪ No guns allowed at the party No guns allowed at the party ♪ 185 00:09:44,203 --> 00:09:47,363 - ♪ No, no, not allowed, no guns ♪ - ♪ No guns allowed at the party, no guns ♪ 186 00:09:47,363 --> 00:09:48,283 ♪ No guns ♪ 187 00:09:48,283 --> 00:09:51,323 - ♪ No guns allowed at the party ♪ - [Alex] ♪ No guns allowed at the party ♪ 188 00:09:51,323 --> 00:09:54,283 ♪ No guns allowed at the party No guns... ♪ 189 00:09:54,283 --> 00:09:56,003 Okay, okay, okay! 190 00:09:56,003 --> 00:09:57,563 I'll do it. I'll do it. I'll do it. 191 00:09:57,563 --> 00:09:59,123 - ♪ No guns-- ♪ - [Mia] Let's do it. 192 00:09:59,123 --> 00:10:00,963 No! We have two more verses and a bridge. 193 00:10:00,963 --> 00:10:02,523 - Really? - The bigger, the better. 194 00:10:02,523 --> 00:10:05,643 - Now go to school, people, please. - You work on something all night! 195 00:10:07,443 --> 00:10:10,843 Okay. Question. How do you feel about poppers? 196 00:10:10,843 --> 00:10:12,443 What, like party poppers? 197 00:10:13,203 --> 00:10:14,923 - Oh, bubba! Oh no! - Baby! 198 00:10:14,923 --> 00:10:17,123 - What? - You are so cute. It's okay. 199 00:10:17,123 --> 00:10:19,083 - We'll show you the way. - [cell phone buzzing] 200 00:10:19,083 --> 00:10:20,123 [Alison] Also, themes. 201 00:10:20,123 --> 00:10:24,043 How do you feel about carnivals? Clowns, and all that sort of thing? 202 00:10:24,043 --> 00:10:25,203 [Mia] Clowns? 203 00:10:25,203 --> 00:10:27,403 [students chattering indistinctly] 204 00:10:32,723 --> 00:10:34,403 - How are you? - Yeah, good. You okay? 205 00:10:34,403 --> 00:10:37,083 - Yeah, not bad. - Thought you had a shit ton of work to do. 206 00:10:37,083 --> 00:10:41,083 - Yeah, sacked it off to hang out with you. - Aw, that's nice. 207 00:10:41,083 --> 00:10:43,603 Hey, I've, uh, got you something. 208 00:10:43,603 --> 00:10:45,123 Oh what, little old me? 209 00:10:46,563 --> 00:10:48,603 Just finished it. Made me think of you. 210 00:10:49,363 --> 00:10:51,723 "A young nurse looks after a young male veteran, 211 00:10:51,723 --> 00:10:55,003 his face unrecognizable with life-altering burns." 212 00:10:55,003 --> 00:10:58,163 "Together, they unlock the soldier's distant and fading memories." 213 00:10:58,843 --> 00:11:03,403 "What they find is a tale of epic romance, a conspiracy plot and sweeping tragedy." 214 00:11:04,683 --> 00:11:06,163 This made you think of me? 215 00:11:06,683 --> 00:11:08,563 - Sorry, what? - [laughs] 216 00:11:09,563 --> 00:11:11,243 Well, I mean, you know, 217 00:11:11,243 --> 00:11:14,443 there is this hot bathtub scene where they share their secrets. 218 00:11:15,323 --> 00:11:16,203 Ah. 219 00:11:17,123 --> 00:11:18,523 That, yeah. 220 00:11:20,043 --> 00:11:22,043 I like hanging out with you, Will. 221 00:11:22,043 --> 00:11:24,803 It feels like we can properly just... [sighs] 222 00:11:24,803 --> 00:11:26,603 ...get to know each other, you know? 223 00:11:26,603 --> 00:11:27,843 Talk about stuff. 224 00:11:29,843 --> 00:11:31,123 Uh, yeah. Yeah. 225 00:11:31,123 --> 00:11:34,563 Uh, we can. We should talk about stuff. 226 00:11:34,563 --> 00:11:36,203 Totally. Um... 227 00:11:37,003 --> 00:11:38,883 But I've... I've got to get to class. 228 00:11:39,523 --> 00:11:41,083 Oh, okay. Uh... 229 00:11:41,643 --> 00:11:43,323 Cool. I'll catch you at lunch, yeah? 230 00:11:43,323 --> 00:11:44,563 - [kisses] - Yeah, maybe. 231 00:11:52,323 --> 00:11:53,923 - [exhales] - [man] Oi! 232 00:11:54,603 --> 00:11:56,323 Shit. Sorry, sir. 233 00:11:57,723 --> 00:11:59,963 [contemplative music playing] 234 00:12:09,243 --> 00:12:11,763 All right, everyone. Let's kick off. 235 00:12:12,523 --> 00:12:13,803 - Cam, really? - Sorry, Miss. 236 00:12:13,803 --> 00:12:14,843 You're late again. 237 00:12:14,843 --> 00:12:19,283 Miss. Look. You gotta chop some wood if you wanna make a fire. Know what I mean? 238 00:12:19,283 --> 00:12:21,523 [Miss Lambert] Yeah, very impressive, Mr. Lowe, 239 00:12:21,523 --> 00:12:24,403 but I won't be calling out the fire brigade just yet. 240 00:12:24,403 --> 00:12:25,643 - Oh, he got burned! - [laughing] 241 00:12:25,643 --> 00:12:26,723 [Miss Lambert] All right. 242 00:12:26,723 --> 00:12:29,043 Cameron, please see me at the end of the day. 243 00:12:29,043 --> 00:12:33,723 Everyone else, please turn to page three and pick up where we left off. 244 00:12:35,683 --> 00:12:38,003 Can we please turn to question one? 245 00:12:42,643 --> 00:12:43,563 [grunts] 246 00:12:43,563 --> 00:12:45,963 - Walk you to your next class, yeah? - Um... 247 00:12:45,963 --> 00:12:47,923 I need to call my mum. Family stuff. 248 00:12:47,923 --> 00:12:50,083 Is everything all right? Want to talk about it? 249 00:12:50,083 --> 00:12:52,163 No, it's fine, thanks. I'll see you later. 250 00:12:53,763 --> 00:12:55,963 - This is what I mean. - Okay, fine. 251 00:12:55,963 --> 00:12:57,403 - Save me. - What? 252 00:12:57,403 --> 00:13:00,203 It's Theo. He is obsessed with me. 253 00:13:00,203 --> 00:13:03,363 Like, 'sessed with me. Like, he literally won't leave me alone. 254 00:13:03,363 --> 00:13:05,763 Before you know it, he's gonna fall in love with me, 255 00:13:05,763 --> 00:13:07,843 and then he's gonna want to do anal. 256 00:13:07,843 --> 00:13:10,923 And quite frankly, I can't even stand the word "anal." 257 00:13:10,923 --> 00:13:13,163 Like, why are those A's so long? 258 00:13:13,163 --> 00:13:15,963 And, like, how do I even know I like it before it's too late? 259 00:13:15,963 --> 00:13:19,083 And before you know it, I'm telling my parents I've got a boyfriend and... 260 00:13:19,083 --> 00:13:20,363 Will, breathe. 261 00:13:20,363 --> 00:13:23,003 Has he even mentioned any of this? Have you talked about it? 262 00:13:23,003 --> 00:13:26,003 Oh, like how you and Alison have these gorgeous heart-to-hearts? 263 00:13:26,003 --> 00:13:29,203 And yes, we have discussed it through dated literary metaphors. 264 00:13:29,203 --> 00:13:31,283 Carli's headed to the music room, by the way. 265 00:13:31,283 --> 00:13:32,963 What? No, it's just... because... 266 00:13:32,963 --> 00:13:36,083 - No, Cam wanted me to... do a thing. - Just go! 267 00:13:37,363 --> 00:13:39,203 Oh, Theo. 268 00:13:39,203 --> 00:13:41,043 - Hi. - Hey, you. 269 00:13:41,043 --> 00:13:47,203 - [guitar strumming] - [Carli vocalizing] 270 00:13:48,603 --> 00:13:50,723 Hey, uh, am I... 271 00:13:51,243 --> 00:13:53,843 Nah, clearing my mind. Come in. 272 00:13:55,843 --> 00:13:58,163 I've literally never been in here before. 273 00:13:58,163 --> 00:13:59,843 - Really? - Yeah. 274 00:13:59,843 --> 00:14:01,323 [note resonates] 275 00:14:01,323 --> 00:14:02,643 How's things? 276 00:14:02,643 --> 00:14:04,563 Stuff at home sounds pretty crap. 277 00:14:04,563 --> 00:14:06,843 [Mia] Just say everything's fine. Everything's-- 278 00:14:06,843 --> 00:14:10,163 Yeah, it's shit, to be honest. Uh... 279 00:14:10,883 --> 00:14:13,563 Dad's sort of absent without leave, 280 00:14:13,563 --> 00:14:17,003 and everyone's trying so hard to make everything seem okay and normal 281 00:14:17,003 --> 00:14:20,403 that it makes me feel even more guilty that it's not. 282 00:14:21,083 --> 00:14:22,123 That's a lot. 283 00:14:22,123 --> 00:14:24,963 Yeah, I mean, anyway, everyone's got their own crap, right? 284 00:14:24,963 --> 00:14:26,123 Mm. 285 00:14:26,123 --> 00:14:29,403 I'm trying not to burden people with stuff for once. 286 00:14:29,403 --> 00:14:32,523 - Not emotionally dump all the time. - Mm-hmm. 287 00:14:32,523 --> 00:14:35,003 - Like I'm doing right now with you. - [Carli laughs] 288 00:14:35,003 --> 00:14:37,283 It's okay. You can always do that with me. 289 00:14:41,883 --> 00:14:44,483 Um, I should go, actually. 290 00:14:44,483 --> 00:14:45,523 Are you musical? 291 00:14:46,843 --> 00:14:48,283 What? Does a bongo count? 292 00:14:48,283 --> 00:14:49,843 Does it ever? Come on. 293 00:14:51,363 --> 00:14:52,243 Are you sure? 294 00:14:52,243 --> 00:14:53,163 Yeah. 295 00:14:54,043 --> 00:14:56,043 [laughing] 296 00:14:57,923 --> 00:15:00,083 Okay, wait. Like, hold here. 297 00:15:00,083 --> 00:15:02,643 I mean, first of all, is this... Really? 298 00:15:02,643 --> 00:15:05,523 [Carli] Yeah, so, like that one. There you go. 299 00:15:06,523 --> 00:15:07,643 Go for it. Go. 300 00:15:08,203 --> 00:15:09,563 [strums chord] 301 00:15:09,563 --> 00:15:12,003 Ah. That was good, though. 302 00:15:15,083 --> 00:15:16,603 - [Alison] Hey, babes. - [gasps softly] 303 00:15:16,603 --> 00:15:18,403 Alison, uh, Carli was just showing me-- 304 00:15:18,403 --> 00:15:20,123 Can I borrow you for a sec? 305 00:15:20,123 --> 00:15:21,483 Mm-hmm. Yeah. 306 00:15:22,083 --> 00:15:23,003 Sorry. 307 00:15:24,483 --> 00:15:25,923 - Hi. - Hey. 308 00:15:31,003 --> 00:15:32,563 Oh, okay. 309 00:15:33,803 --> 00:15:35,123 Got something for you. 310 00:15:35,123 --> 00:15:37,443 It's for your birthday. No peeking until tomorrow. 311 00:15:37,443 --> 00:15:39,683 Uh, thanks. 312 00:15:39,683 --> 00:15:42,203 We're going full fancy dress for the club. 313 00:15:42,203 --> 00:15:46,083 Also, there's this thing, me and my dad, every year we go on holidays together. 314 00:15:46,083 --> 00:15:49,003 It's, uh, horse riding in Italy. [snorts] 315 00:15:49,003 --> 00:15:51,723 It's like really rough and ready. It's basically camping, 316 00:15:51,723 --> 00:15:54,363 except we stay in, like, a 10th-century Tuscan castle. 317 00:15:55,203 --> 00:15:58,763 And it's sort of the only time I get to see him, but I was, um... 318 00:15:59,843 --> 00:16:03,323 I was wondering if you'd maybe like to come along with me? 319 00:16:04,323 --> 00:16:06,083 - Oh, Al... - Look, you totally don't have to. 320 00:16:06,083 --> 00:16:07,363 Like... [scoffs] 321 00:16:08,563 --> 00:16:10,843 [Mia] Just say no. Say you're allergic to horses. 322 00:16:10,843 --> 00:16:11,883 No, um... 323 00:16:12,363 --> 00:16:14,443 That sounds great. I'd love to. 324 00:16:15,563 --> 00:16:16,483 You would? 325 00:16:16,483 --> 00:16:18,603 Yeah, of course. Why wouldn't I? 326 00:16:18,603 --> 00:16:20,963 Great. [laughs] Amazing. 327 00:16:20,963 --> 00:16:22,843 But you'll have to bring your equestrian gear. 328 00:16:22,843 --> 00:16:24,283 We can get you some. 329 00:16:24,283 --> 00:16:26,603 Whichever. [chuckles] 330 00:16:26,603 --> 00:16:27,723 Great. 331 00:16:27,723 --> 00:16:28,683 [kisses] 332 00:16:32,163 --> 00:16:34,163 [intense music playing] 333 00:16:35,203 --> 00:16:36,363 [Alison] Are you coming? 334 00:16:37,323 --> 00:16:38,363 Yeah. 335 00:16:39,803 --> 00:16:40,763 [Mia grunts] 336 00:16:42,003 --> 00:16:43,043 [music fades] 337 00:16:43,043 --> 00:16:45,803 You hear what Jones and Becca got up to in the sports hall? 338 00:16:45,803 --> 00:16:48,603 Bruv, not the sports hall. I play five-a-side there. 339 00:16:48,603 --> 00:16:50,563 Up against the monkey bars and everything. 340 00:16:50,563 --> 00:16:53,323 - Her pussy was dripping for it, I reckon. - Aw! 341 00:16:53,323 --> 00:16:54,723 [boys laughing] 342 00:16:54,723 --> 00:16:56,963 [Rhodri] Bruv. You heard she did it in the swimming pool? 343 00:16:56,963 --> 00:16:58,643 [Nick] Come on. The swimming pool? 344 00:16:58,643 --> 00:17:01,403 - Cam must be fucking fuming. - [Rhodri] Do you think he knows? 345 00:17:01,403 --> 00:17:02,643 ["Freakazoid" by Deijuvhs] 346 00:17:02,643 --> 00:17:04,923 ♪ Keep on hating me I'm still a freak ♪ 347 00:17:04,923 --> 00:17:07,363 ♪ They want my everything, my memories ♪ 348 00:17:07,363 --> 00:17:11,003 ♪ And if I contemplate All the time that I wasted ♪ 349 00:17:11,003 --> 00:17:13,923 ♪ Think I'll go insane With my own sense of hatred... ♪ 350 00:17:15,483 --> 00:17:18,203 - Apparently you're a fucking sket, huh? - What'd you call me? 351 00:17:18,203 --> 00:17:20,523 - Cam, leave it. - I called you a fucking sket. Huh? 352 00:17:20,523 --> 00:17:22,723 Fucking him in the sports hall? That's our place. 353 00:17:22,723 --> 00:17:24,323 - Our place? - Yeah. 354 00:17:24,323 --> 00:17:27,483 You know what, Cam? We did. We did fuck in the sports hall. 355 00:17:27,483 --> 00:17:30,043 - And guess what? It was great. - [students jeering] 356 00:17:30,043 --> 00:17:31,923 Calm down. Just take a minute. 357 00:17:31,923 --> 00:17:32,963 [grunts] 358 00:17:32,963 --> 00:17:34,683 [tense music playing] 359 00:17:35,803 --> 00:17:36,843 [girl] No, stop it. 360 00:17:36,843 --> 00:17:38,443 - Fuck off. - What the... 361 00:17:44,803 --> 00:17:45,843 You all right? 362 00:17:45,843 --> 00:17:47,443 Yeah, I'm fine. 363 00:18:04,283 --> 00:18:05,363 [Rick] Ah, hi. 364 00:18:07,043 --> 00:18:08,443 What are you doing here, Rick? 365 00:18:10,203 --> 00:18:11,323 Watering the plants. 366 00:18:12,683 --> 00:18:16,163 I need some more spray. The foxes have pissed all over my roses. 367 00:18:16,163 --> 00:18:17,883 [laughing] 368 00:18:17,883 --> 00:18:19,923 What is it with you and fox piss? 369 00:18:19,923 --> 00:18:22,843 Just 'cause I don't live here anymore doesn't mean I don't care. 370 00:18:24,243 --> 00:18:25,443 Um... [clicks tongue] 371 00:18:26,203 --> 00:18:28,363 I didn't want to just turn up on your birthday. 372 00:18:28,363 --> 00:18:29,923 I thought that might be a bit... 373 00:18:31,083 --> 00:18:32,643 So anyway, um... 374 00:18:36,843 --> 00:18:37,883 Happy birthday. 375 00:18:41,203 --> 00:18:42,243 You can open it now. 376 00:18:52,923 --> 00:18:54,443 It's for your vinyls. 377 00:18:57,523 --> 00:19:00,203 Wow, that's so, like, really... 378 00:19:01,603 --> 00:19:03,603 - Cool. [laughs] - Cool. Right? 379 00:19:03,603 --> 00:19:05,963 - Yeah, I thought so. - [laughs] 380 00:19:05,963 --> 00:19:08,923 We found this amazing record store in Margate at the weekend-- 381 00:19:08,923 --> 00:19:09,883 We? 382 00:19:11,163 --> 00:19:12,443 Right. Um... 383 00:19:13,123 --> 00:19:15,283 So she picked this out for me? 384 00:19:15,283 --> 00:19:18,883 Mia. I'm really sorry, sweetheart. I know that this is really difficult. 385 00:19:18,883 --> 00:19:20,243 Can you please leave? 386 00:19:21,083 --> 00:19:22,443 - Dad. - Mia. 387 00:19:24,203 --> 00:19:25,163 Now. 388 00:19:26,083 --> 00:19:26,923 Yeah. 389 00:19:36,843 --> 00:19:39,283 I hope you have a really good birthday tomorrow. 390 00:19:39,283 --> 00:19:41,363 [melancholy music playing] 391 00:20:07,523 --> 00:20:11,163 [cell phone buzzing] 392 00:20:13,323 --> 00:20:14,523 [sighs] 393 00:20:19,523 --> 00:20:20,483 [buzzing] 394 00:20:27,323 --> 00:20:29,843 [groans, flaps lips] 395 00:20:32,963 --> 00:20:35,003 [Alex] Did you get that paper done for Miss Lambert? 396 00:20:35,003 --> 00:20:36,763 It's not due for another week. 397 00:20:36,763 --> 00:20:37,883 [Alex] I disagree. 398 00:20:37,883 --> 00:20:41,963 [Issy] I haven't even picked a title yet. Something, something, Orwell... 399 00:20:41,963 --> 00:20:45,243 [Alex] Scary is having your family birthday lunch 400 00:20:45,243 --> 00:20:47,283 when part of your family is missing. 401 00:20:48,363 --> 00:20:50,363 [sighs] Well, that was lovely, wasn't it? 402 00:20:50,363 --> 00:20:52,963 Mm, yeah, it was. Um... 403 00:20:53,883 --> 00:20:55,003 Thank you. 404 00:20:57,083 --> 00:20:59,243 Ooh. Mustn't forget. 405 00:21:05,123 --> 00:21:06,603 I just love their stuff. 406 00:21:08,243 --> 00:21:09,403 Oh, um... 407 00:21:11,123 --> 00:21:12,763 - They're lovely. - [Viv chuckles] 408 00:21:13,563 --> 00:21:14,403 Thank you. 409 00:21:15,123 --> 00:21:16,763 Happy birthday, darling. 410 00:21:17,403 --> 00:21:20,203 I'm so happy with the progress you've made, Mia. 411 00:21:21,203 --> 00:21:23,803 I really feel like you're almost back to normal. 412 00:21:26,883 --> 00:21:28,203 You don't like this? 413 00:21:28,203 --> 00:21:29,843 - Uh-- - No? Not for you? 414 00:21:30,363 --> 00:21:32,923 It's okay. Don't worry. I'll clear away. 415 00:21:35,483 --> 00:21:37,483 [tense music playing] 416 00:21:42,363 --> 00:21:44,603 [Rick] Cam says you haven't been eating with him at school. 417 00:21:44,603 --> 00:21:46,683 [dramatic music playing] 418 00:21:47,243 --> 00:21:49,643 Making excuses when the gang have plans. 419 00:21:51,243 --> 00:21:54,483 Yeah, well, that's not true. So, just... 420 00:21:54,483 --> 00:21:57,763 You're being funny about your food. Why didn't you talk to me, Mia? 421 00:21:57,763 --> 00:22:00,203 Because there's nothing to talk about. 422 00:22:00,203 --> 00:22:01,523 I'm fine, Dad. 423 00:22:02,243 --> 00:22:03,123 Please. 424 00:22:03,643 --> 00:22:07,723 Come on, Rick. Lots of girls Mia's age do these things. 425 00:22:08,963 --> 00:22:10,963 Lots of girls aren't our daughter, Viv. 426 00:22:11,483 --> 00:22:14,563 Don't you think we should do something before it gets any worse? 427 00:22:14,563 --> 00:22:17,123 [Viv] Don't you think you're being just a tad melodramatic? 428 00:22:17,123 --> 00:22:18,843 I mean, she's not even that thin. 429 00:22:33,803 --> 00:22:36,923 ["Sweating (Honey Dijon Remix)" by Alewya playing] 430 00:22:38,643 --> 00:22:40,003 ♪ Rhythm ♪ 431 00:22:42,403 --> 00:22:43,523 ♪ Sound... ♪ 432 00:22:44,363 --> 00:22:47,283 Like, who does that? Gets all up in front of someone's face 433 00:22:47,283 --> 00:22:49,963 and just calls them a sket in front of anyone and everyone 434 00:22:49,963 --> 00:22:52,163 in the middle of school? Has he lost his mind? 435 00:22:52,163 --> 00:22:53,643 [yelling] 436 00:22:53,643 --> 00:22:55,723 I just didn't know what to say and, like, 437 00:22:55,723 --> 00:22:57,963 and you were looking so good in the playground. 438 00:22:57,963 --> 00:23:00,923 Oh, that's sick. Need to write that one down. 439 00:23:00,923 --> 00:23:02,963 You are the baddest bitch in Crouch End. 440 00:23:02,963 --> 00:23:04,003 You own the night. 441 00:23:04,003 --> 00:23:05,243 I'm so proud. 442 00:23:05,883 --> 00:23:07,123 So proud of you. 443 00:23:07,123 --> 00:23:09,883 It's your night. It's Mia's birthday, but it's about you. 444 00:23:09,883 --> 00:23:11,003 Be confident. 445 00:23:11,683 --> 00:23:13,443 Be happy. Be grateful. 446 00:23:13,443 --> 00:23:14,643 I'm proud of you. 447 00:23:14,643 --> 00:23:18,723 Ugh!. Why would you say that? That was... weird. 448 00:23:18,723 --> 00:23:21,683 Do you know what? The only explanation is, he's obsessed. 449 00:23:21,683 --> 00:23:24,843 He's obsessed and needs to move on, because I have moved on. 450 00:23:24,843 --> 00:23:25,923 [sighs] 451 00:23:25,923 --> 00:23:28,003 [song continues] 452 00:23:28,643 --> 00:23:31,323 We're gonna go to the club, and people are gonna look at me, 453 00:23:31,323 --> 00:23:34,683 and they're gonna be like, "Damn, she can dance." 454 00:23:34,683 --> 00:23:38,003 ♪ Now I see you, I need you Come over, I'll teach you ♪ 455 00:23:38,003 --> 00:23:39,163 ♪ Forget all you know... ♪ 456 00:23:39,763 --> 00:23:40,683 Oh my God. 457 00:23:41,883 --> 00:23:43,923 I've moved on and I am happy. 458 00:23:43,923 --> 00:23:45,163 I am more than happy. 459 00:23:45,163 --> 00:23:47,603 [scoffing] I've moved on. Right? 460 00:23:48,643 --> 00:23:49,603 Yeah, babe. 461 00:23:50,203 --> 00:23:52,083 ♪ The damn far too hot to handle ♪ 462 00:23:52,083 --> 00:23:56,323 ♪ The heart throb, the heart stop I arch so, we done for ♪ 463 00:23:57,283 --> 00:23:58,203 Uh-uh. 464 00:24:01,883 --> 00:24:04,363 ♪ Rhythm, sound ♪ 465 00:24:04,363 --> 00:24:05,443 [song fades] 466 00:24:05,443 --> 00:24:06,443 Hm? 467 00:24:08,803 --> 00:24:11,723 What the fuck? 468 00:24:12,883 --> 00:24:17,203 ["No Chaser" by Juice Menace playing] 469 00:24:17,203 --> 00:24:19,403 ♪ Have you ever seen paper? ♪ 470 00:24:19,403 --> 00:24:22,323 ♪ I keep my nails on glacier Real icebreaker ♪ 471 00:24:22,323 --> 00:24:24,323 ♪ I look cute when I step out the coupe ♪ 472 00:24:24,323 --> 00:24:26,843 ♪ If you wanna fight Imma take off the hoops... ♪ 473 00:24:28,523 --> 00:24:31,963 - [Will] Um, okay, Purple Rain! - [Becca squealing] 474 00:24:31,963 --> 00:24:34,043 - Oh my God! - [laughing] 475 00:24:34,043 --> 00:24:37,363 - [Becca] You look amazing! - No, you do. 476 00:24:37,363 --> 00:24:40,803 - I mean, who knew Joan of Arc was so sexy? - [Will purring] 477 00:24:40,803 --> 00:24:42,243 [laughing] 478 00:24:42,883 --> 00:24:46,163 And... I want to say Karen from Finance? 479 00:24:46,163 --> 00:24:47,643 I'm Princess Di! 480 00:24:47,643 --> 00:24:49,883 I knew I should have gone heavier on the eye shadow. 481 00:24:49,883 --> 00:24:53,723 What exactly is the theme here? Like, something about dead people? 482 00:24:53,723 --> 00:24:56,883 Saints and Sinners. Alison's idea. 483 00:24:56,883 --> 00:24:58,283 [Mia] Oh... cool. 484 00:24:58,283 --> 00:25:00,763 Yeah, well, speaking of generally dubious ideas, 485 00:25:00,763 --> 00:25:03,683 like Cam, like, what has gotten into him lately? 486 00:25:03,683 --> 00:25:06,563 - Yeah, no idea. - Know what? Don't know, don't care. 487 00:25:06,563 --> 00:25:07,963 Hope he doesn't show. 488 00:25:08,523 --> 00:25:10,003 - Someone's in a mood. - Maybe. 489 00:25:10,003 --> 00:25:12,563 - [laughing] - Yo-ho-hoes! 490 00:25:13,163 --> 00:25:14,403 [music stops] 491 00:25:14,403 --> 00:25:15,763 [Cameron chuckles] 492 00:25:15,763 --> 00:25:17,803 Merry Christmas from Saint Dick. 493 00:25:18,963 --> 00:25:21,923 So who wants a Christmas present down their chimney? 494 00:25:21,923 --> 00:25:24,283 - [laughs] Ew. - Yeah? Do you? Huh? 495 00:25:24,283 --> 00:25:25,323 - No. - Let's just... 496 00:25:25,323 --> 00:25:28,003 - Ah! Some other presents too. - No. 497 00:25:28,003 --> 00:25:29,203 - Okay. - No presents. 498 00:25:29,203 --> 00:25:31,643 - Excited about tonight? - Yeah. 499 00:25:31,643 --> 00:25:34,363 - Bec, can we talk before, please? - No. 500 00:25:34,363 --> 00:25:36,563 - Nah, I'm being serious. Come on. Please. - No! 501 00:25:37,683 --> 00:25:38,883 [Becca groans] 502 00:25:42,203 --> 00:25:43,123 [scoffs] 503 00:25:45,843 --> 00:25:47,643 [dance music playing] 504 00:25:47,643 --> 00:25:49,003 Oh, there's Carli! 505 00:25:49,003 --> 00:25:51,363 No, mate, we're guest list anyway. 506 00:25:51,363 --> 00:25:53,003 - [Carli] Hi, baby. - You look amazing. 507 00:25:53,003 --> 00:25:55,203 [bouncer] Your ticket. Have it ready, please. 508 00:25:56,963 --> 00:25:57,803 Sorry. 509 00:25:57,803 --> 00:26:00,283 [dance music continues] 510 00:26:04,523 --> 00:26:06,243 [Becca squeals] 511 00:26:10,563 --> 00:26:12,923 - [Cameron] Whoo! - [Will] Ah! 512 00:26:19,483 --> 00:26:21,483 [music continues] 513 00:26:36,243 --> 00:26:37,723 [giggling] 514 00:26:42,563 --> 00:26:44,643 [Mia] Don't freak out. You can do this. 515 00:26:47,723 --> 00:26:50,003 Oh my God! Babes, there you are! 516 00:26:50,003 --> 00:26:51,763 You look amazing. Come with me! 517 00:26:52,523 --> 00:26:54,123 Guys, guys, come with me. 518 00:26:56,123 --> 00:26:57,603 Ready for your surprise? 519 00:26:57,603 --> 00:26:59,043 [crowd] Surprise! 520 00:26:59,043 --> 00:27:00,763 [cheering] 521 00:27:00,763 --> 00:27:02,723 [Mia] You've got to be fucking kidding me. 522 00:27:02,723 --> 00:27:04,723 [muffled] Happy birthday! 523 00:27:04,723 --> 00:27:06,723 [muffled cheering] 524 00:27:06,723 --> 00:27:09,203 [Mia] This is... scary. 525 00:27:09,843 --> 00:27:10,723 Whoo! 526 00:27:10,723 --> 00:27:13,203 [all cheering] 527 00:27:16,043 --> 00:27:18,843 Isn't it so cool? Everyone wanted to be here for you. 528 00:27:19,723 --> 00:27:22,323 - God, you look incredible, Meems. Aw. - [laughs] 529 00:27:22,323 --> 00:27:26,163 Oh my God, Alison Price, you sexy, sexy bitch. 530 00:27:26,163 --> 00:27:27,403 [Alison] How dare you! 531 00:27:27,403 --> 00:27:30,083 Happy birthday, Mia. So great to see you. 532 00:27:31,923 --> 00:27:33,603 Uh... you too! 533 00:27:33,603 --> 00:27:34,523 Bye. 534 00:27:35,763 --> 00:27:36,923 [laughing] 535 00:27:38,843 --> 00:27:40,843 [dance music continues] 536 00:27:45,923 --> 00:27:47,963 You are so fit. 537 00:27:47,963 --> 00:27:49,883 No. Don't. Stop. 538 00:27:50,403 --> 00:27:52,523 Don't stop. [laughs] 539 00:27:54,763 --> 00:27:56,883 [indistinct chatter] 540 00:27:59,363 --> 00:28:01,363 Hey. Ah, thanks. 541 00:28:01,363 --> 00:28:03,043 ["Listen" by Lost Girl playing] 542 00:28:03,043 --> 00:28:05,163 You didn't say you were gonna wear green eyes. 543 00:28:05,163 --> 00:28:06,883 You absolutely nailed it. 544 00:28:06,883 --> 00:28:09,083 Hands down, the best costume. 545 00:28:09,083 --> 00:28:10,003 Also... 546 00:28:11,283 --> 00:28:12,363 weirdly kind of hot. 547 00:28:12,963 --> 00:28:14,563 Oh, thank you. 548 00:28:15,243 --> 00:28:18,963 What are you, anyway? Some kind of sexy Scottish headmistress? 549 00:28:18,963 --> 00:28:22,603 - [chortles] - Oh my God! Princess Di? 550 00:28:22,603 --> 00:28:23,723 Christmas '91. 551 00:28:23,723 --> 00:28:24,803 Thank you. 552 00:28:29,883 --> 00:28:32,083 Hey, M, have you spoken to Carli yet? 553 00:28:32,083 --> 00:28:35,483 Cam, I tried, but... I will tonight, I promise. Okay? 554 00:28:37,083 --> 00:28:38,163 I got you. 555 00:28:39,083 --> 00:28:42,483 ♪ You can hear the pain Don't let it be in vain... ♪ 556 00:28:42,483 --> 00:28:44,763 You don't have to drink tonight if you don't want to. 557 00:28:44,763 --> 00:28:46,683 I also bought poppers. 558 00:28:48,043 --> 00:28:49,043 No, I'll drink. 559 00:28:49,843 --> 00:28:50,683 Will? 560 00:28:52,243 --> 00:28:54,683 Isn't this the best night of your life? 561 00:28:55,883 --> 00:28:57,883 [echoing] Whoo! 562 00:28:57,883 --> 00:29:02,003 ["Crow" by Forest Swords playing] 563 00:29:27,283 --> 00:29:29,283 [song continues] 564 00:29:39,283 --> 00:29:41,283 Um, I... I left my purse. 565 00:29:58,203 --> 00:30:00,203 [song continues] 566 00:30:06,563 --> 00:30:08,563 [pounding dance music playing] 567 00:30:11,683 --> 00:30:13,243 [Becca] Just leave it, Cam! 568 00:30:13,243 --> 00:30:15,043 No. Wait, wait, please, please. 569 00:30:15,043 --> 00:30:16,883 Look, I know, I know I said it. 570 00:30:16,883 --> 00:30:22,443 And... and I'm so, so, so, so sorry. Please, I'm so sorry. 571 00:30:22,443 --> 00:30:24,363 All right, Cam, I get it. 572 00:30:24,363 --> 00:30:25,483 You're sorry. 573 00:30:25,483 --> 00:30:27,203 Just get up. 574 00:30:27,203 --> 00:30:30,283 I feel like you're kneeling in five different strains of urine now. 575 00:30:30,283 --> 00:30:32,523 Why do you even care? You're with Carli. 576 00:30:34,843 --> 00:30:37,923 No one's ever called me a sket before. At least you're original. 577 00:30:37,923 --> 00:30:42,123 Oh, it's you two, of course. Right, enough is enough. 578 00:30:42,123 --> 00:30:44,003 I don't know what's going on here, 579 00:30:44,003 --> 00:30:47,283 but you two need to just, I don't know, fuck it out or whatever. 580 00:30:47,283 --> 00:30:48,243 Will, this isn't-- 581 00:30:48,243 --> 00:30:51,603 No. Because you're meant to be together. Like, dick her down already. 582 00:30:51,603 --> 00:30:53,643 And after everything you've been through... 583 00:30:53,643 --> 00:30:56,443 Will, shut up. Think about what you're saying. 584 00:30:56,443 --> 00:30:57,723 I didn't say anything. 585 00:30:57,723 --> 00:30:59,843 I was lightly alluding. There's a difference. 586 00:30:59,843 --> 00:31:01,563 What... What is happening here? 587 00:31:02,163 --> 00:31:04,763 What is happening here is that you're a coward. 588 00:31:04,763 --> 00:31:07,043 A coward who messes with people's heads. And you, 589 00:31:07,043 --> 00:31:09,643 instead of getting involved in everyone else's relationship, 590 00:31:09,643 --> 00:31:11,283 why don't you just focus on your own? 591 00:31:11,283 --> 00:31:13,523 Uh, relationship? Oh, honey, please. 592 00:31:13,523 --> 00:31:15,963 Just because Theo's got some, like, emo crush on me, 593 00:31:15,963 --> 00:31:17,523 that doesn't mean I'm gonna like-- 594 00:31:17,523 --> 00:31:18,923 Wow. 595 00:31:19,603 --> 00:31:20,603 Emo crush? 596 00:31:21,443 --> 00:31:22,323 Got ya. 597 00:31:23,003 --> 00:31:24,043 Uh... 598 00:31:25,923 --> 00:31:27,843 Cheers, Becs. [scoffs] 599 00:31:32,123 --> 00:31:33,763 [groaning] 600 00:31:33,763 --> 00:31:34,963 Fuck. 601 00:31:34,963 --> 00:31:37,603 ["Water" by Bicep playing] 602 00:31:38,643 --> 00:31:44,043 ♪ Everything was mine Everything was mine... ♪ 603 00:31:44,043 --> 00:31:46,523 Aww! So sweet. 604 00:31:50,123 --> 00:31:51,563 Best girlfriend ever. 605 00:31:52,643 --> 00:31:54,763 That's it. I'm going queer. 606 00:31:54,763 --> 00:31:56,563 [girls laughing] 607 00:31:56,563 --> 00:31:59,363 [tense music playing] 608 00:32:08,963 --> 00:32:10,883 - [clears throat] - Oh. 609 00:32:12,283 --> 00:32:13,123 Hi. 610 00:32:13,123 --> 00:32:16,643 Al, that post. Like, why would you even do that? 611 00:32:16,643 --> 00:32:19,603 Well, because you're brave. And because I'm proud of you. 612 00:32:19,603 --> 00:32:21,203 Well, then tell me. 613 00:32:21,203 --> 00:32:24,723 Don't plaster it all over social media. I don't even have social media. 614 00:32:24,723 --> 00:32:27,643 But I just wanted everyone to know how amazing I think you are. 615 00:32:28,163 --> 00:32:31,123 - And it's your sassy 17th... - I don't even know half these people. 616 00:32:31,123 --> 00:32:32,683 And that's not a thing. 617 00:32:33,283 --> 00:32:37,283 Like this party. You know, it's like you barely even know me now. 618 00:32:38,403 --> 00:32:40,003 This is all just about you. 619 00:32:40,003 --> 00:32:41,443 How can you say that? 620 00:32:41,443 --> 00:32:43,003 Oh my God, Alison, you nailed it! 621 00:32:43,003 --> 00:32:44,883 - ["In Da Club" by 50 Cent playing] - [cheering] 622 00:32:44,883 --> 00:32:49,843 ♪ Go, shorty, it's your birthday We gon' party like it's your birthday... ♪ 623 00:32:50,323 --> 00:32:51,923 Oh my God, Mia! 624 00:32:51,923 --> 00:32:55,083 [crowd yelling, cheering] 625 00:32:55,083 --> 00:32:57,483 ♪ You can find me in the club Bottle full of bub' ♪ 626 00:32:57,483 --> 00:33:00,123 ♪ Look, mami, I got the X If you into takin' drugs ♪ 627 00:33:00,123 --> 00:33:02,643 ♪ I'm into havin' sex I ain't into makin' love... ♪ 628 00:33:02,643 --> 00:33:04,763 Did I, like, mess up or something? 629 00:33:04,763 --> 00:33:07,283 Mess up? What are you talking about? You look amazing. 630 00:33:07,283 --> 00:33:09,763 Okay. I just... I just don't think it's too much. 631 00:33:09,763 --> 00:33:11,083 [song continues] 632 00:33:11,723 --> 00:33:12,643 I love it. 633 00:33:12,643 --> 00:33:14,723 Okay. Yeah! 634 00:33:14,723 --> 00:33:17,483 You look fantastic. Oh wow. 635 00:33:17,483 --> 00:33:19,443 [dance beat thumping faintly] 636 00:33:45,563 --> 00:33:47,123 Stupid little runt. 637 00:33:51,443 --> 00:33:52,523 Are you okay? 638 00:33:52,523 --> 00:33:54,203 Fucking no. I dunno. 639 00:33:54,763 --> 00:33:57,963 It turns out I can't even do a normal thing like go clubbing. 640 00:33:57,963 --> 00:34:03,523 And everyone thinks I'm either "brave" or an ungrateful girlfriend. 641 00:34:03,523 --> 00:34:06,043 And now I kind of even fucking hate Prince. 642 00:34:06,043 --> 00:34:07,083 Don't say that. 643 00:34:07,083 --> 00:34:09,363 And on top of that, I'm a shit fucking friend. 644 00:34:09,883 --> 00:34:12,883 You know, Cam asked me to talk to you on his behalf and... 645 00:34:14,163 --> 00:34:15,083 And I can't. 646 00:34:16,683 --> 00:34:17,683 Why can't you? 647 00:34:17,683 --> 00:34:19,883 [breathing heavily] 648 00:34:25,003 --> 00:34:26,203 You're just, you're... 649 00:34:26,203 --> 00:34:27,243 You're just... 650 00:34:28,243 --> 00:34:29,323 You're kind of... 651 00:34:33,243 --> 00:34:36,603 [ethereal music playing] 652 00:34:46,043 --> 00:34:47,243 [Cameron] Are you serious? 653 00:34:47,763 --> 00:34:48,603 [Mia] Cam. 654 00:34:50,083 --> 00:34:51,603 Just go. Go. 655 00:34:52,443 --> 00:34:55,843 Cam, listen. Look, it sort of just happened, okay? 656 00:34:55,843 --> 00:34:59,523 And I've been trying so hard to fight it. You have to believe me. 657 00:35:00,443 --> 00:35:02,283 I asked you for help, Mia. 658 00:35:03,043 --> 00:35:06,203 I open up to you, and you used me to get in there with Carli. 659 00:35:06,203 --> 00:35:08,363 No, it wasn't like that, Cam. Please. 660 00:35:08,363 --> 00:35:11,843 You are the most selfish, self-absorbed person 661 00:35:11,843 --> 00:35:14,363 I've ever met in my entire fucking life. 662 00:35:14,363 --> 00:35:15,283 What? 663 00:35:15,923 --> 00:35:17,523 Self-absorbed? 664 00:35:17,523 --> 00:35:20,603 Coming from you? The guy who's so obsessed with his own image 665 00:35:20,603 --> 00:35:23,603 that he goes out with someone just 'cause they look good on his arm. 666 00:35:23,603 --> 00:35:25,683 What the fuck? Is that really what you think? 667 00:35:25,683 --> 00:35:27,563 No, you don't give a fuck about Carli. 668 00:35:27,563 --> 00:35:30,763 She's just some shiny thing you would've dropped soon as you got bored, 669 00:35:30,763 --> 00:35:32,203 just like you did with Becca. 670 00:35:32,203 --> 00:35:34,443 You don't know fuck all about me and Becca. 671 00:35:35,203 --> 00:35:37,763 How could you make the whole thing about yourself? 672 00:35:37,763 --> 00:35:39,683 I lost the girl that I fucking... 673 00:35:40,563 --> 00:35:41,843 God, you... 674 00:35:41,843 --> 00:35:43,763 You really, really don't... 675 00:35:43,763 --> 00:35:46,563 You... you don't see anything outside of yourself, do you? 676 00:35:46,563 --> 00:35:48,603 What the fuck is that supposed to mean, Cam? 677 00:35:48,603 --> 00:35:51,163 Mia, we're supposed to be best friends. 678 00:35:51,163 --> 00:35:54,683 You're the only person I've ever opened up to in my life about my family, 679 00:35:54,683 --> 00:35:57,723 and now it's just like you don't even fucking give a shit. 680 00:35:57,723 --> 00:35:59,603 No. No, that is not true. 681 00:35:59,603 --> 00:36:00,563 No? 682 00:36:01,083 --> 00:36:04,283 You know, my dad's been home seven times in the last six months. 683 00:36:04,283 --> 00:36:07,643 My mum is so depressed she can't even get out of bed in the mornings. 684 00:36:07,643 --> 00:36:09,723 But you wouldn't know that because you haven't asked 685 00:36:09,723 --> 00:36:11,683 how my life has been since you've been back. 686 00:36:11,683 --> 00:36:14,243 Because you fucking betrayed me, Cam. 687 00:36:14,243 --> 00:36:18,043 - You went to my parents behind my back. - But you needed help, Mia! 688 00:36:18,963 --> 00:36:20,043 I mean, fucking hell, 689 00:36:20,043 --> 00:36:22,723 how can you not see that you needed help? 690 00:36:23,443 --> 00:36:26,843 - Who else was gonna give you that? - Well, it didn't fucking help in the end. 691 00:36:26,843 --> 00:36:28,123 Did it, Cam? 692 00:36:28,723 --> 00:36:30,563 Because my parents did nothing. 693 00:36:31,603 --> 00:36:34,523 And it just made me feel like I wasn't sick enough. 694 00:36:35,123 --> 00:36:40,163 Like I wasn't worth enough. Like I was a failure, even at being ill. 695 00:36:41,403 --> 00:36:44,483 And it just fucking made things a million times worse! 696 00:36:44,483 --> 00:36:48,403 No. I did my bit, Mia, all right? I did what I had to. 697 00:36:49,203 --> 00:36:50,443 I didn't let you down. 698 00:36:51,083 --> 00:36:52,803 Your mum and dad did. 699 00:36:57,123 --> 00:36:57,963 Fuck. 700 00:36:57,963 --> 00:37:01,163 - Are you fucking joking, Cam? - [Alison] Mia, what is going on? 701 00:37:03,123 --> 00:37:05,123 Why don't you fucking ask Mia and Carli, eh? 702 00:37:05,123 --> 00:37:06,043 What? 703 00:37:11,483 --> 00:37:12,363 [huffs] 704 00:37:13,043 --> 00:37:14,603 [sobbing] 705 00:37:14,603 --> 00:37:16,563 Oh, fuck. 706 00:37:18,083 --> 00:37:20,403 ["Law" by Sprint Edge playing] 707 00:37:27,963 --> 00:37:31,163 ♪ Where the coco at Bring that booty back ♪ 708 00:37:31,163 --> 00:37:34,363 ♪ Imma spend some cash Imma throw some racks ♪ 709 00:37:36,043 --> 00:37:37,963 ♪ Hold up, hold up, fiji ♪ 710 00:37:39,403 --> 00:37:41,123 ♪ Bitch I know you see it ♪ 711 00:37:41,123 --> 00:37:42,163 [coughing] 712 00:37:42,163 --> 00:37:45,483 ♪ Aye aye, gang gang Uh-uh, hold up ♪ 713 00:37:46,563 --> 00:37:49,603 ♪ Hold up, fiji Boy I know you see it ♪ 714 00:37:50,083 --> 00:37:52,643 ♪ Everybody getting robbed Yeah, you know who did it ♪ 715 00:37:53,283 --> 00:37:55,643 ♪ Chillin' in the cage I be feeling trapped ♪ 716 00:37:56,443 --> 00:37:59,483 ♪ Keep runnin' you mouth Boy you gon' get clapped ♪ 717 00:38:00,763 --> 00:38:02,403 [song fades] 718 00:38:04,963 --> 00:38:08,483 [uneasy music playing] 719 00:38:18,123 --> 00:38:19,563 [Mia] Scary is what I live. 720 00:38:20,523 --> 00:38:21,683 It's what I know. 721 00:38:23,843 --> 00:38:25,123 Scary is drowning. 722 00:38:25,683 --> 00:38:28,003 And dragging everyone you love down with you. 723 00:38:30,683 --> 00:38:33,603 Scary is remembering why I starved myself. 724 00:38:34,963 --> 00:38:36,883 Because the world needed less of me. 725 00:38:48,563 --> 00:38:49,523 [Rick] Mia? 726 00:38:56,283 --> 00:38:57,163 Mia? 727 00:39:01,163 --> 00:39:02,003 Mia? 728 00:39:03,363 --> 00:39:06,443 Mia? Mia? Mia? Mia! 729 00:39:07,443 --> 00:39:10,643 It's okay. Al, call an ambulance! 730 00:39:10,643 --> 00:39:13,723 [panicked breathing, sobbing] 731 00:39:13,723 --> 00:39:14,883 It's all right. 732 00:39:16,163 --> 00:39:18,363 Okay. Okay. 733 00:39:22,683 --> 00:39:24,683 It's okay. It's all right. 734 00:39:24,683 --> 00:39:28,883 Daddy's here. It's all right. We'll call an ambulance. It's okay. 735 00:39:38,523 --> 00:39:41,523 [Mia] Scary is knowing I will never beat this thing. 736 00:39:42,683 --> 00:39:44,123 So why bother trying? 737 00:39:44,603 --> 00:39:49,683 [dramatic music playing] 738 00:40:27,723 --> 00:40:29,723 [music fades] 739 00:40:37,963 --> 00:40:42,283 [orchestral synth pop music playing] 740 00:41:14,763 --> 00:41:17,483 ♪ Take me as I am ♪ 741 00:41:19,243 --> 00:41:22,003 ♪ Don't know that feeling ♪ 742 00:41:30,643 --> 00:41:37,523 ♪ You've got me broken down When you touch me like that ♪ 743 00:41:46,683 --> 00:41:49,643 ♪ Take me as I am ♪ 744 00:41:51,203 --> 00:41:53,763 ♪ Don't know that feeling ♪ 745 00:42:02,683 --> 00:42:09,563 ♪ You've got me broken down When you touch me like that ♪