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你知道早上醒來的那兩三秒之間

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想起一切完全亂七八糟的感覺嗎?

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持續不了多久是吧?

4
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好好體會一下,妳這個笨蛋

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連床也糟透了

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《青春進行中》

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宿醉加雞蛋,讓我死了吧

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別跟他們對到眼,妳眼裡寫著伏特加

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電影怎麼樣?

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很棒啊

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妳看了哪一部?

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說出一個片名,什麼都行

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《刺激1995》

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別說那部電影

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在電影院上映?

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妳是說重製版嗎?

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三十週年之類的?

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對,沒錯

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那是妳想看的第一部片?

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劇情很有共鳴

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(貝卡:後花園,自己來)

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我要去透透氣

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他媽的食物警察

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真好吃,爸

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我會吃光

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我保證

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菲達起司是絕配

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我會幫妳保溫

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沒禮貌

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早啊

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當然了,這很正常

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一點也不可怕

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{\an8}妳該不會以為
我們會讓妳獨自體驗第一次宿醉吧?

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要不要...

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好,來吧

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-預備
-拜託別讓我掉下去

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-我不會讓妳掉下去
-好

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(宿醉)

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所有事物都讓我感到迷茫

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我再也不想跟任何人對到眼

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我還想大口喝汽水

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別擔心

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我第一次參加派對

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殺了他們家的狗,引發了蝗蟲蟲害

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真的假的?

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他有一次爬到喬納的爸媽床上

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-什麼?
-他在造謠中傷我

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凱頓太太在外地

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可憐的凱頓先生整晚都躲在房間裡

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他人很好

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腳趾頭非常冰冷

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重點是那比嘔吐更丟臉,我們都吐過

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對,但妳不是有厭食症的瘋女人

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大家會以為我在催吐

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害自己被送去醫院

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沒這回事,看過妳跳舞的人

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都會知道妳喝得爛醉

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我的天啊,我必須退學,逃出境外

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最好是搭火箭到黑洞

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別傻了

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成績優異才進得去美國宇航局

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清單給我,妳需要專注在新的任務

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對,因為第一次很成功

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我們可以從小處開始...

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然後...

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又見面了

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卡拉OK!

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好啊

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-那不在清單上
-有啊,妳看

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(卡拉OK)

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週六去唱歌
我們說過這是出院後要做的第一件事

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我們沒說過吧,根本沒印象

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-我們可以合唱
-不要

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-我當肯尼羅傑斯
-不要

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妳當桃莉巴頓

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《與我航行》

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-好吧
-讚啦

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-走吧!
-我會去

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我們昨晚說了什麼?

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“管他去死”,我們要帶這個能量上學

81
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對,離週一還有好幾年

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到時大家早就忘了

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每個人都盯著我看

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冷靜,自戀狂,不知道是不是在看妳

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對啊,我今天的髮型很棒

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妳能相信她在所有人面前催吐嗎?

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聽說她只喝了三杯一口酒

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他們得送她去醫院洗胃

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米雅!

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我們可以聊聊嗎?

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我們在這裡等妳

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為什麼被約談從來沒好事?

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很準時

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妳這週過得如何?

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很好

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在進行審查之前

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我有話要說

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過去這幾週,我真的覺得我有好轉

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你可以問任何人,護士、其他醫生...

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我都有按時吃飯,參加團體諮商

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而且...

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我明白我現在該怎麼做

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我也很有意願

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我想要恢復健康

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這樣我就可以去上學,和朋友見面

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回到正常生活

107
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但目前的問題是

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能激勵我的一切事物都遙不可及

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我覺得這情況阻礙我復原

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因此我要請你考慮讓我立即出院

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我覺得現在比住院更要緊的是

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復原的自由

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自由

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沒想像中的那麼好

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米雅,妳大概很難相信

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我也年輕過,當年地球上還有恐龍

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妳或許認為我們這些老師

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不知道學校大門外發生什麼事

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不過呢

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我們有消息來源

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那些王八蛋

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妳想告訴我
周五在席奧梅森家發生的事嗎?

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我毀了我的人生

124
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那只是一場有點失控的聚會

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我能想像妳父母有多擔心

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他們會氣死

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米雅

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每當我感到不知所措

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或是有事情失控時

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我總是會想起一首詩中的一句話

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“無論你是否明白這個道理

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宇宙會展現其應有的樣貌”

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(宇宙會展現其應有的樣貌)

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妳是說...

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我命中注定被羞辱?

136
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不,我是說妳現在經歷的

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不會永遠持續下去

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妳永遠不知道黑暗會帶來什麼好處

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凡事都會有轉機

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並不總是好事

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但總是新鮮事

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-這不公平
-謝謝喔

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妳回來不到一週

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得到的關注比我這輩子追求的還要多

145
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大家都在談論我

146
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沒錯,那總比沒人談論妳好多了

147
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你想當愛德華羅威爾嗎?

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-他是誰?
-這就對了

149
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嘿,你有聞到什麼嗎?

150
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有啊,是米雅的早餐嗎?

151
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-各位
-別搞笑了,羅德里

152
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-你會流鼻血的
-別理他

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等等!

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米雅

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嘿!

156
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快看

157
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看到妳出來走走真好

158
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我就像摔了一跤的90歲老人

159
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那天發生的事我真的很抱歉

160
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別這麼說,完全沒關係

161
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我很高興妳沒事

162
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可惜我們沒聊太久

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妳都在忙著佔領舞池

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對,我帶來天花,把原住民趕出家園

165
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什麼?

166
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沒事

167
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你有安全回到家嗎?

168
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我住在那裡

169
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說得也是

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總之,我們應該找時間一起出去

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結尾不用太戲劇化

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-好啊
-妳週六要做什麼?

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沒什麼

174
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學校路上那家錨地酒吧,八點左右

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-約那裡見?
-不

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我是說好,太酷了

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酷斃了?

178
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酷

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他想做什麼?

180
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你知道你得完成生物課作業吧?

181
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等等,這不是作業嗎?

182
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這似乎超出課程範圍

183
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我喜歡動手實作

184
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我很清楚

185
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“求救”

186
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(米雅:求救!)

187
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媽的,出事了?

188
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不,那是法文的“沒事”

189
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就這樣?

190
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那個...

191
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米雅有事,除非妳想...

192
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不是,我以為你想撫弄一下

193
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那些訊息害它有點垂頭喪氣

194
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-但我硬得起來
-你說得對

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我們該走了,米雅需要我們

196
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老樣子?

197
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對

198
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我會等五分鐘

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最好等十分鐘

200
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它沒那麼垂頭喪氣

201
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-是那個席奧?
-席奧怎麼了?

202
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米雅要跟校草席奧約會

203
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我以為他就叫席奧

204
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這是挽救人際關係的機會

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妳不會是有厭食症的瘋女人

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妳會是席奧的女朋友

207
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那簡直是女性主義者的夢想

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-我不確定我能不能做到
-當然可以,清單上有

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我不知道怎麼約會

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去酒吧約會很隨性

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喝幾杯,聊得來...

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聊天?

213
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問一堆問題,讓他談談自己,沒事的

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最重要的是妳要穿什麼?

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他媽的

216
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要怎麼開始準備?

217
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衣服對我來說是把自己藏起來的工具

218
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但約會就是要穿得暴露

219
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重點是被看見

220
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這樣要怎麼去約會?

221
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我所有的衣物都走憂鬱男孩風

222
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不然就是穿不下

223
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我知道這是好事

224
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那代表我有進步

225
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但我還是覺得很羞愧,無地自容

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大家都認為厭食症代表想變美...

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想變瘦

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相信瘦等於美

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但不管我有多瘦

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我還是會感到

231
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不對勁

232
00:14:00,683 --> 00:14:02,843
彷彿我缺少了什麼

233
00:14:02,843 --> 00:14:07,363
缺少比擁有纖纖細手
優雅氣質、雌激素更深層的東西

234
00:14:08,843 --> 00:14:11,363
妳有毛病,米雅

235
00:14:12,323 --> 00:14:13,723
缺乏女性特質

236
00:14:14,923 --> 00:14:18,443
妳一定是請病假才沒學到怎麼當女生

237
00:14:18,443 --> 00:14:19,443
當真正的女生

238
00:14:25,083 --> 00:14:26,323
謝謝

239
00:14:34,603 --> 00:14:37,003
嗨,需要幫忙嗎?

240
00:14:38,843 --> 00:14:40,523
應該不用

241
00:14:40,523 --> 00:14:43,403
妳確定嗎?後面還有更多衣服

242
00:14:43,403 --> 00:14:44,683
妳穿幾號?

243
00:14:44,683 --> 00:14:45,923
什麼?

244
00:14:45,923 --> 00:14:46,843
幾號?

245
00:14:47,363 --> 00:14:48,683
妳穿幾號?

246
00:14:49,763 --> 00:14:51,083
米雅!

247
00:14:51,083 --> 00:14:52,003
米雅?

248
00:14:54,883 --> 00:14:57,603
太奇怪了,我不知道妳會逛街

249
00:14:58,843 --> 00:15:00,203
沒有啦

250
00:15:01,923 --> 00:15:02,963
妳來買什麼?

251
00:15:03,523 --> 00:15:06,003
買我和我媽度假要用的裝備

252
00:15:06,003 --> 00:15:07,883
我們每年去滑雪四次

253
00:15:08,483 --> 00:15:09,323
這樣啊

254
00:15:11,803 --> 00:15:13,123
那我該...

255
00:15:13,123 --> 00:15:14,563
妳需要幫忙嗎?

256
00:15:15,283 --> 00:15:16,763
陪妳逛逛?

257
00:15:17,323 --> 00:15:19,403
我真的很擅長逛街

258
00:15:21,203 --> 00:15:23,403
-不,謝謝...
-太棒了

259
00:15:24,403 --> 00:15:26,763
一定會很好玩,值得回味

260
00:15:30,283 --> 00:15:31,763
妳想買什麼?

261
00:15:33,963 --> 00:15:36,403
我猜是洋裝?

262
00:15:36,403 --> 00:15:38,043
經典,我喜歡

263
00:15:39,523 --> 00:15:41,323
妳有滑雪過嗎?

264
00:15:41,323 --> 00:15:42,563
從來沒有

265
00:15:42,563 --> 00:15:44,843
是喔,那是最棒的運動

266
00:15:44,843 --> 00:15:46,843
我可以去比賽,可是...

267
00:15:47,763 --> 00:15:49,803
我不喜歡穿滑雪服曬黑

268
00:15:49,803 --> 00:15:53,483
我相信那是許多專業選手退出的原因

269
00:15:56,803 --> 00:15:59,123
這件太完美了

270
00:16:00,003 --> 00:16:01,523
我不確定那適合我

271
00:16:01,523 --> 00:16:02,603
試穿看看

272
00:16:09,763 --> 00:16:12,163
加拿大的滑雪場很漂亮...

273
00:16:26,123 --> 00:16:27,763
讓我害怕的東西有

274
00:16:29,123 --> 00:16:30,003
鏡子

275
00:16:30,963 --> 00:16:31,883
長大

276
00:16:32,563 --> 00:16:33,763
德國牧羊犬

277
00:16:34,563 --> 00:16:35,843
漆黑的走廊

278
00:16:36,403 --> 00:16:37,883
電源插座

279
00:16:39,323 --> 00:16:40,403
鏡子

280
00:16:41,123 --> 00:16:42,763
第一個和最後一個

281
00:16:43,363 --> 00:16:44,723
總是鏡子

282
00:16:47,243 --> 00:16:50,763
165公分,16歲

283
00:16:50,763 --> 00:16:53,083
根據我的計算

284
00:16:53,083 --> 00:16:58,443
妳的身體質量指數是同齡女生的低標

285
00:16:58,443 --> 00:16:59,403
懂嗎?

286
00:16:59,923 --> 00:17:02,403
但數字增加了,對吧?

287
00:17:02,403 --> 00:17:05,283
那真是了不起的成就,真的

288
00:17:05,763 --> 00:17:07,883
我知道這是艱辛的奮鬥

289
00:17:07,883 --> 00:17:09,443
妳也做到了

290
00:17:10,563 --> 00:17:13,443
我知道我不該接著說“但是”

291
00:17:13,923 --> 00:17:16,883
但是恐怕我還是得說

292
00:17:17,483 --> 00:17:19,363
妳的身體開始修復

293
00:17:19,363 --> 00:17:22,243
但重點在於妳的心理健康

294
00:17:22,243 --> 00:17:25,803
從妳現在的狀況

295
00:17:25,803 --> 00:17:28,843
到完全脫離險境

296
00:17:29,643 --> 00:17:31,483
還有一段路要走

297
00:17:32,643 --> 00:17:38,403
恐怕我不建議轉去門診,目前還不行

298
00:17:38,963 --> 00:17:40,723
但你剛剛說我很健康

299
00:17:41,283 --> 00:17:42,163
所以...

300
00:17:43,283 --> 00:17:44,443
妳感覺得到嗎?

301
00:17:46,163 --> 00:17:47,123
有吧

302
00:17:48,363 --> 00:17:49,323
真的有

303
00:17:51,283 --> 00:17:54,443
好吧,我們本來要等一陣子的

304
00:17:54,443 --> 00:17:56,763
但既然妳都說妳很健康

305
00:17:56,763 --> 00:17:59,003
擇日不如撞日

306
00:18:05,323 --> 00:18:09,003
我想嘗試更前衛的方法

307
00:18:09,843 --> 00:18:12,243
請妳畫出妳的輪廓

308
00:18:12,243 --> 00:18:15,203
從頭到腳,畫出眼中的自己

309
00:18:29,483 --> 00:18:30,363
畫好了

310
00:18:30,363 --> 00:18:31,443
站上去

311
00:18:33,523 --> 00:18:34,363
什麼?

312
00:18:34,363 --> 00:18:35,803
妳畫了妳的版本

313
00:18:36,483 --> 00:18:38,843
躺上去,我畫另一個版本給妳看

314
00:18:46,083 --> 00:18:47,043
就是這樣

315
00:18:49,563 --> 00:18:50,403
很好

316
00:18:50,923 --> 00:18:53,643
現在我要用紅筆畫

317
00:18:55,563 --> 00:18:56,643
那是手臂

318
00:18:58,523 --> 00:18:59,883
下半身

319
00:19:01,003 --> 00:19:05,083
我沒有妳的藝術天分

320
00:19:05,083 --> 00:19:06,843
但我可以用描的

321
00:19:12,003 --> 00:19:13,963
不需要任何技巧,對吧?

322
00:19:13,963 --> 00:19:17,603
這就像是在說我很會玩蛇梯棋

323
00:19:23,643 --> 00:19:25,323
拜託,怎麼那麼久?

324
00:19:26,563 --> 00:19:30,523
叫妳試穿是為了讓我決定好不好看

325
00:19:31,203 --> 00:19:32,923
我要把妳改造成《窈窕美眉》

326
00:19:34,403 --> 00:19:36,083
怎麼了?妳要去哪?

327
00:19:36,083 --> 00:19:37,083
回家

328
00:19:37,083 --> 00:19:38,243
那洋裝呢?

329
00:19:38,243 --> 00:19:39,763
太貴了

330
00:19:45,923 --> 00:19:49,563
-喂,親愛的
-喂,爸,能來接我嗎?

331
00:19:49,563 --> 00:19:52,123
-沒事吧?
-沒事,什麼事都沒有

332
00:19:52,123 --> 00:19:54,963
我現在不能過去,但媽剛去上班

333
00:19:54,963 --> 00:19:58,323
不...別叫媽來

334
00:20:02,043 --> 00:20:03,123
嘿

335
00:20:05,523 --> 00:20:07,763
-艾莉森,不是我...
-給妳

336
00:20:09,683 --> 00:20:10,523
這是什麼?

337
00:20:11,443 --> 00:20:14,563
這是最適合妳的洋裝

338
00:20:19,043 --> 00:20:20,123
我拿來了

339
00:20:22,123 --> 00:20:23,003
有付錢

340
00:20:23,883 --> 00:20:25,003
這沒什麼

341
00:20:26,363 --> 00:20:27,203
等等

342
00:20:28,123 --> 00:20:29,523
妳買來送我?

343
00:20:31,523 --> 00:20:34,443
艾莉森,妳人也太好了吧

344
00:20:36,803 --> 00:20:39,123
-但我不能...
-不,那是我爸的卡

345
00:20:39,643 --> 00:20:40,523
所以沒關係

346
00:20:41,323 --> 00:20:42,163
無所謂

347
00:20:42,883 --> 00:20:47,083
下次他從開曼群島打來
我會說那是在做慈善

348
00:20:50,283 --> 00:20:51,563
妳經歷了很多事

349
00:20:52,643 --> 00:20:56,643
妳應該要有比日常休閒服更好的衣服

350
00:20:58,203 --> 00:21:00,963
謝謝,真貼心

351
00:21:02,003 --> 00:21:03,043
應該吧

352
00:21:03,603 --> 00:21:06,483
妳要穿時髦洋裝去哪裡?

353
00:21:08,123 --> 00:21:10,243
我今晚有個約會

354
00:21:10,843 --> 00:21:12,323
不錯啊

355
00:21:14,443 --> 00:21:16,883
-我要閃了
-妳要走了?

356
00:21:16,883 --> 00:21:20,163
-至少讓我請妳喝杯咖啡...
-祝好運,享受洋裝

357
00:21:37,283 --> 00:21:38,563
不,親愛的,我懂

358
00:21:38,563 --> 00:21:41,363
人難免會犯錯
但在商店偷東西可不是開玩笑

359
00:21:41,363 --> 00:21:42,643
媽!

360
00:21:46,603 --> 00:21:47,443
那是誰?

361
00:21:48,043 --> 00:21:48,883
威爾

362
00:21:48,883 --> 00:21:51,323
-接吧,我想打個招呼
-不要打招呼

363
00:21:52,043 --> 00:21:53,963
威爾,我現在不方便說話

364
00:21:53,963 --> 00:21:56,763
今天是大日子!

365
00:21:56,763 --> 00:21:58,363
今天星期六

366
00:21:58,363 --> 00:22:01,203
別害羞了,快一五一十招來

367
00:22:01,203 --> 00:22:03,043
-妳有刮腿毛嗎?
-沒有

368
00:22:03,643 --> 00:22:05,163
很好,男人不值得

369
00:22:05,163 --> 00:22:06,363
有約會?

370
00:22:07,123 --> 00:22:08,443
搞屁啊

371
00:22:08,963 --> 00:22:12,763
我晚點打給你
我愛你,但現在不方便說話

372
00:22:12,763 --> 00:22:16,163
好,下班後打給我,我要上班了

373
00:22:16,163 --> 00:22:17,163
好,愛妳喔

374
00:22:17,163 --> 00:22:18,243
愛你,掰

375
00:22:20,443 --> 00:22:21,283
那麼...

376
00:22:21,283 --> 00:22:22,483
不

377
00:22:22,483 --> 00:22:23,843
妳有約會

378
00:22:23,843 --> 00:22:25,563
不,他說謊,他是騙子

379
00:22:25,563 --> 00:22:27,243
他是愛說謊的騙子

380
00:22:27,243 --> 00:22:30,203
別這樣,我只想知道幸運兒是誰

381
00:22:31,403 --> 00:22:32,603
席奧梅森

382
00:22:32,603 --> 00:22:33,923
席奧?

383
00:22:33,923 --> 00:22:35,523
幼稚園的席奧?

384
00:22:35,523 --> 00:22:37,563
妳三歲時的泡泡浴席奧?

385
00:22:37,563 --> 00:22:39,363
醞釀了很久

386
00:22:41,443 --> 00:22:43,643
至少他已經看過妳裸體了

387
00:22:45,163 --> 00:22:46,243
媽

388
00:22:54,923 --> 00:22:56,083
嘿,美女

389
00:22:57,323 --> 00:23:00,323
剛才很抱歉,有出版商打來

390
00:23:00,323 --> 00:23:02,723
妳媽正好在附近,所以...

391
00:23:07,003 --> 00:23:08,083
妳想聊聊嗎?

392
00:23:09,203 --> 00:23:10,643
媽跟你說了什麼?

393
00:23:11,563 --> 00:23:13,843
其實沒什麼,妳...

394
00:23:15,403 --> 00:23:16,523
來看看妳

395
00:23:30,163 --> 00:23:31,123
我也說不上來

396
00:23:34,003 --> 00:23:39,403
也許我隱約希望能回歸正常
彷彿什麼都沒發生

397
00:23:42,123 --> 00:23:47,283
但我想“好轉”並不代表“康復”

398
00:23:50,163 --> 00:23:51,683
但確實是更好

399
00:23:53,043 --> 00:23:56,003
-妳有好轉,米雅
-對,但還不夠

400
00:23:56,003 --> 00:24:00,203
是啦,妳有時需要別人的鼓勵或制止

401
00:24:00,203 --> 00:24:03,803
但妳比妳想像中進步更多

402
00:24:05,523 --> 00:24:08,163
真希望妳能站在我們的角度看

403
00:24:08,163 --> 00:24:11,163
真希望妳知道妳有值得驕傲的事蹟

404
00:24:25,603 --> 00:24:26,443
不錯喔

405
00:24:40,443 --> 00:24:42,403
魔鏡啊,魔鏡

406
00:24:43,563 --> 00:24:45,603
拜託饒了我吧

407
00:24:51,203 --> 00:24:52,123
真好看

408
00:24:54,883 --> 00:24:55,843
妳很好看

409
00:25:05,323 --> 00:25:08,443
是的,親愛的,繼續做無謂的咆哮

410
00:25:14,563 --> 00:25:16,243
妳和小卡怎麼樣了?

411
00:25:17,283 --> 00:25:19,083
只是砲友

412
00:25:19,083 --> 00:25:22,563
少來了,妳的表情明明寫著妳暈船了

413
00:25:22,563 --> 00:25:24,123
哪有

414
00:25:25,723 --> 00:25:28,283
告訴他妳想要更多

415
00:25:28,883 --> 00:25:31,803
讓他抓狂,關係變僵?不了,謝謝

416
00:25:31,803 --> 00:25:33,683
萬一他也有同感呢?

417
00:25:33,683 --> 00:25:35,803
他可是小卡,他連牙刷都用不久

418
00:25:35,803 --> 00:25:40,403
反正你才是那個跟老闆越軌的人

419
00:25:40,403 --> 00:25:45,243
對,他是大男人,不是我最好的朋友

420
00:25:45,243 --> 00:25:48,283
這樣公私分明,我們沒有情感糾葛

421
00:25:48,283 --> 00:25:49,883
只有大發獸慾

422
00:25:49,883 --> 00:25:53,003
-威爾!
-怎樣?我是獅子!

423
00:26:03,803 --> 00:26:05,203
該死的飲食計畫

424
00:26:05,203 --> 00:26:07,283
吃、吃、吃,重複

425
00:26:11,323 --> 00:26:14,083
天啊,媽,戴個鈴鐺什麼的

426
00:26:15,243 --> 00:26:16,083
怎麼了?

427
00:26:17,003 --> 00:26:18,403
坐下,親愛的

428
00:26:18,403 --> 00:26:21,963
媽的,她知道派對的事
她知道醫院的事

429
00:26:23,163 --> 00:26:25,283
完了,他媽的

430
00:26:25,283 --> 00:26:29,923
這一刻我等了很久,我想是時候了

431
00:26:30,523 --> 00:26:31,363
什麼?

432
00:26:37,363 --> 00:26:38,523
(杜蕾斯)

433
00:26:39,443 --> 00:26:41,363
-媽!
-我知道妳要說什麼

434
00:26:41,363 --> 00:26:43,963
-不
-但做好準備很重要

435
00:26:43,963 --> 00:26:46,083
我們不會那樣,還沒發展到那步

436
00:26:46,083 --> 00:26:48,803
最安全的性行為是沒有性行為

437
00:26:48,803 --> 00:26:50,923
但最棒的性行為是安全性行為

438
00:26:50,923 --> 00:26:52,283
讓我離開這裡

439
00:26:52,283 --> 00:26:55,763
我不會發生性行為

440
00:26:56,523 --> 00:26:58,163
這完全沒有意義

441
00:26:58,163 --> 00:27:01,443
就像給我越野摩托車安全帽
或法國下水道地圖

442
00:27:01,443 --> 00:27:03,563
寶貝,性行為會嚇到妳嗎?

443
00:27:03,563 --> 00:27:05,843
當然了

444
00:27:05,843 --> 00:27:07,203
會,也許有一點

445
00:27:07,203 --> 00:27:10,523
那妳最好要有心理和生理上的準備

446
00:27:13,563 --> 00:27:15,163
媽

447
00:27:15,683 --> 00:27:17,763
天啊,為什麼是陰莖形狀?

448
00:27:17,763 --> 00:27:20,443
米雅,潤滑液是必備法寶

449
00:27:20,443 --> 00:27:22,963
這實在是最好的建議

450
00:27:22,963 --> 00:27:26,203
還有呢?沒有事後避孕藥?

451
00:27:26,203 --> 00:27:29,643
乾脆給我嬰兒車、尿布、募款網站

452
00:27:29,643 --> 00:27:31,963
用來支付離婚的律師費用

453
00:27:31,963 --> 00:27:34,603
-好吧,妳不需要我幫忙
-很好

454
00:27:34,603 --> 00:27:35,603
非常好

455
00:27:43,963 --> 00:27:44,803
媽

456
00:27:47,803 --> 00:27:51,043
-我能問個問題嗎?
-好,我就知道妳會問

457
00:27:53,243 --> 00:27:55,083
妳在我這個年紀...

458
00:27:56,083 --> 00:27:57,403
妳喜歡妳自己嗎?

459
00:28:02,163 --> 00:28:05,363
我不覺得那時候的我有什麼好喜歡的

460
00:28:06,403 --> 00:28:08,123
其他人喜歡妳嗎?

461
00:28:08,123 --> 00:28:09,323
還好

462
00:28:10,523 --> 00:28:13,563
他們喜歡當時的我

463
00:28:13,563 --> 00:28:17,763
但沒有人會喜歡不認識的人

464
00:28:18,363 --> 00:28:20,163
我當時不認識自己

465
00:28:20,763 --> 00:28:23,003
我不像妳有那群朋友

466
00:28:23,523 --> 00:28:25,363
我不像妳這麼勇敢

467
00:28:34,483 --> 00:28:36,643
-謝謝妳,薇薇安
-不客氣

468
00:28:52,403 --> 00:28:53,283
那是什麼?

469
00:28:55,003 --> 00:28:56,123
坐下,親愛的

470
00:29:03,323 --> 00:29:05,443
我們只是喝一杯,那沒什麼吧

471
00:29:05,443 --> 00:29:08,563
這是件大事,妳第一次約會耶!

472
00:29:08,563 --> 00:29:09,683
很有幫助,威爾

473
00:29:09,683 --> 00:29:11,683
但別緊張什麼的

474
00:29:11,683 --> 00:29:13,043
-我沒有...
-別緊張

475
00:29:14,883 --> 00:29:15,843
你們在幹嘛?

476
00:29:15,843 --> 00:29:18,643
為今晚的卡拉OK開嗓

477
00:29:18,643 --> 00:29:19,683
你們還要去啊?

478
00:29:19,683 --> 00:29:22,723
我得找人唱桃莉的部分
但歌還是得唱下去

479
00:29:22,723 --> 00:29:24,723
卡莉會來頂替這個位置

480
00:29:24,723 --> 00:29:26,843
想不到你還有其他朋友

481
00:29:26,843 --> 00:29:31,003
對,這位愛因斯坦要教我寫生物作業

482
00:29:31,523 --> 00:29:33,523
愛因斯坦是物理學家

483
00:29:34,483 --> 00:29:37,603
好,我該走了,不然趕不上公車

484
00:29:37,603 --> 00:29:38,723
-注意安全
-好

485
00:29:38,723 --> 00:29:40,563
-不要進急診室
-收到

486
00:29:40,563 --> 00:29:41,923
我愛妳!

487
00:29:43,043 --> 00:29:45,923
我要去換上最好的衣服,待會見?

488
00:29:45,923 --> 00:29:46,923
待會見

489
00:29:53,283 --> 00:29:56,803
你剛才看起來有點太親密了

490
00:29:56,803 --> 00:29:58,283
我們要拿捏好分寸

491
00:29:58,283 --> 00:30:00,443
還是我們可以公開了?

492
00:30:00,443 --> 00:30:03,323
真的嗎?你不是說這樣比較輕鬆?

493
00:30:03,323 --> 00:30:07,683
我是這麼說過,但我覺得這樣不容易

494
00:30:07,683 --> 00:30:11,403
-她勉強原諒了我
-你會怎麼說?我們是...

495
00:30:12,563 --> 00:30:13,603
是什麼?

496
00:30:16,923 --> 00:30:17,843
玩玩而已

497
00:30:18,843 --> 00:30:19,803
偶爾

498
00:30:20,323 --> 00:30:21,563
心血來潮的時候

499
00:30:21,563 --> 00:30:22,603
對

500
00:30:23,123 --> 00:30:24,523
說了有什麼意義?

501
00:30:24,523 --> 00:30:28,043
我又不是你唯一的砲友

502
00:30:28,043 --> 00:30:28,963
對,可是...

503
00:30:28,963 --> 00:30:32,003
假如我們要正式交往,那就要公開

504
00:30:33,203 --> 00:30:34,963
但我們沒有吧?

505
00:30:37,763 --> 00:30:38,683
沒有

506
00:30:40,603 --> 00:30:42,483
算了,妳說得對

507
00:30:43,643 --> 00:30:45,443
這不關別人的事

508
00:30:47,243 --> 00:30:48,403
只有我們

509
00:30:48,403 --> 00:30:49,523
對

510
00:30:49,523 --> 00:30:50,523
那麼...

511
00:30:51,843 --> 00:30:53,963
在卡拉OK見,夥伴

512
00:30:55,003 --> 00:30:55,843
待會見

513
00:31:08,523 --> 00:31:10,163
妳超正!

514
00:31:25,523 --> 00:31:26,883
(錨地酒吧)

515
00:31:29,723 --> 00:31:31,883
{\an8}(約會)

516
00:31:36,123 --> 00:31:38,323
快開門,開門...

517
00:31:38,323 --> 00:31:39,283
算了

518
00:31:45,203 --> 00:31:49,003
靠,我忘了他有多帥

519
00:31:49,523 --> 00:31:50,483
米雅!

520
00:31:53,323 --> 00:31:54,203
嘿,夥伴

521
00:31:54,203 --> 00:31:55,243
嘿

522
00:31:56,523 --> 00:31:59,123
妳好嗎?可以抱一下嗎?

523
00:32:02,483 --> 00:32:04,443
我很高興妳來了

524
00:32:04,443 --> 00:32:05,963
還很準時

525
00:32:09,363 --> 00:32:10,483
好吧

526
00:32:11,203 --> 00:32:12,363
來點杯酒

527
00:32:15,403 --> 00:32:16,723
請問要點什麼?

528
00:32:18,123 --> 00:32:20,323
媽的,要喝什麼?大家都喝什麼?

529
00:32:22,283 --> 00:32:25,123
詹姆士龐德喝的是什麼?
我知道不要攪拌

530
00:32:25,123 --> 00:32:26,683
靠,那可能是任何酒

531
00:32:27,203 --> 00:32:30,363
我要可樂加雙份蘭姆酒

532
00:32:30,923 --> 00:32:32,803
我也要,聽起來不錯

533
00:32:32,803 --> 00:32:33,923
好

534
00:32:40,643 --> 00:32:43,043
-我去洗手間
-好,盡情享受

535
00:32:58,563 --> 00:33:01,363
靠,健怡可樂,應該說健怡可樂

536
00:33:01,883 --> 00:33:04,763
單份蘭姆酒,還是不要蘭姆酒?

537
00:33:07,723 --> 00:33:08,803
不好意思

538
00:33:11,203 --> 00:33:12,083
怎麼了?

539
00:33:13,043 --> 00:33:14,003
嘿

540
00:33:14,003 --> 00:33:17,643
你們有飲料的營養標示嗎?

541
00:33:20,123 --> 00:33:21,243
像是熱量

542
00:33:22,043 --> 00:33:23,243
沒有,抱歉

543
00:33:23,803 --> 00:33:24,723
沒關係

544
00:33:25,203 --> 00:33:27,443
可以把飲料改成健怡可樂嗎?

545
00:33:27,443 --> 00:33:29,643
我不能退蘭姆酒的錢

546
00:33:29,643 --> 00:33:31,403
不能通融一下嗎?

547
00:33:31,403 --> 00:33:35,163
酒已經調好了,所以不能改

548
00:33:35,923 --> 00:33:37,083
-沒事吧?
-沒事

549
00:33:43,323 --> 00:33:45,443
我替兩位送上飲料

550
00:33:54,043 --> 00:33:55,763
我喜歡妳的洋裝

551
00:33:59,523 --> 00:34:00,563
說話啊

552
00:34:02,723 --> 00:34:04,083
我們看過彼此裸體

553
00:34:05,523 --> 00:34:06,363
什麼?

554
00:34:06,363 --> 00:34:07,443
不是說那件事

555
00:34:08,203 --> 00:34:11,043
我們三歲的時候一起洗過澡

556
00:34:12,163 --> 00:34:13,523
不要想歪了

557
00:34:13,523 --> 00:34:15,883
天啊,不要再說了,蠢貨

558
00:34:15,883 --> 00:34:17,963
抱歉,我不記得了

559
00:34:17,963 --> 00:34:21,243
我也是,是我媽說的

560
00:34:21,243 --> 00:34:24,483
我記得妳媽,她很酷

561
00:34:25,083 --> 00:34:26,043
他是指很正

562
00:34:28,563 --> 00:34:29,523
那麼...

563
00:34:30,163 --> 00:34:31,003
怎樣?

564
00:34:32,723 --> 00:34:35,403
妳媽好嗎?

565
00:34:38,203 --> 00:34:39,043
來了

566
00:34:45,443 --> 00:34:46,523
下一輪我請客

567
00:34:46,523 --> 00:34:49,203
別這麼說,其他人馬上就到

568
00:34:49,203 --> 00:34:52,243
-他們肯定會硬要妳買單
-其他人?誰啊?

569
00:34:52,243 --> 00:34:53,443
席奧!

570
00:34:55,683 --> 00:34:58,003
{\an8}-你好嗎?
-當然了,這不是約會

571
00:34:58,003 --> 00:34:59,883
{\an8}只是看我可憐

572
00:34:59,883 --> 00:35:02,643
我知道喬納和羅德里有時候很討人厭

573
00:35:02,643 --> 00:35:06,483
但我跟他們說過了
別擔心,他們會守規矩

574
00:35:07,883 --> 00:35:09,043
我保證

575
00:35:09,043 --> 00:35:12,003
好,我被羞辱到了極點

576
00:35:13,323 --> 00:35:15,163
你喝了第一杯嗎?

577
00:35:15,163 --> 00:35:17,163
什麼意思?

578
00:35:17,163 --> 00:35:18,603
說得太早了

579
00:35:23,523 --> 00:35:25,963
嘿,米雅,妳今天很漂亮

580
00:35:28,123 --> 00:35:29,603
待會要去哪裡?

581
00:35:41,283 --> 00:35:42,163
米雅

582
00:35:42,963 --> 00:35:45,323
我知道,妳不用說,我要回家了

583
00:35:45,323 --> 00:35:48,883
要是我知道是席奧就會跟妳說
我沒想到妳是指他

584
00:35:48,883 --> 00:35:50,563
對,他也不知道

585
00:35:51,323 --> 00:35:53,883
妳回來的第一週很順利吧?

586
00:35:53,883 --> 00:35:57,163
別取笑我,宇宙早就把我當笑話看

587
00:36:02,203 --> 00:36:03,443
席奧是個好男生

588
00:36:04,483 --> 00:36:05,723
他是個正常的男生

589
00:36:07,323 --> 00:36:08,963
也許是我太愚蠢才會以為

590
00:36:08,963 --> 00:36:12,163
這麼好又正常的人會把我當同類看待

591
00:36:21,683 --> 00:36:24,203
那就是妳

592
00:36:24,203 --> 00:36:27,363
一起來看看妳眼中的自己

593
00:36:34,403 --> 00:36:35,283
來

594
00:36:39,963 --> 00:36:41,203
那不是真的

595
00:36:42,363 --> 00:36:44,403
妳看到我在畫,也感覺到

596
00:36:44,403 --> 00:36:46,883
-但這是錯的
-不是,我保證

597
00:36:46,883 --> 00:36:48,803
管好你該死的紀錄表!

598
00:36:49,603 --> 00:36:50,523
我沒事

599
00:36:51,483 --> 00:36:54,643
我自己就能好起來,休想騙我

600
00:36:54,643 --> 00:36:56,043
我沒有要騙妳

601
00:36:56,043 --> 00:36:58,003
明明就有,你老是這樣

602
00:36:58,523 --> 00:36:59,403
你們所有人

603
00:37:00,883 --> 00:37:02,603
而且...這不公平

604
00:37:04,723 --> 00:37:07,563
因為我看...我看得到我自己

605
00:37:08,683 --> 00:37:11,763
我瞭解自己,那不是真的
那是...你的看法

606
00:37:11,763 --> 00:37:14,923
-米雅,請妳坐下
-那是你對我的看法

607
00:37:14,923 --> 00:37:17,283
-請坐下來
-那是你的看法

608
00:37:18,283 --> 00:37:19,123
聽我說

609
00:37:22,443 --> 00:37:25,723
身體畸形是一種焦慮症狀

610
00:37:25,723 --> 00:37:29,403
患者會發展出固著的模式

611
00:37:29,403 --> 00:37:32,323
對於主觀的缺陷

612
00:37:32,843 --> 00:37:35,923
有著固執己見的想法

613
00:37:35,923 --> 00:37:41,083
體重減輕、身型更瘦的同時

614
00:37:41,083 --> 00:37:44,363
往往要花一點時間

615
00:37:45,043 --> 00:37:46,923
讓心靈跟上身體

616
00:37:47,603 --> 00:37:52,443
實際上不存在的身體外觀和感覺

617
00:37:52,443 --> 00:37:55,963
可能會讓妳無所適從

618
00:37:56,763 --> 00:38:01,483
這是一種強大
有說服力且具破壞性的謊言

619
00:38:05,483 --> 00:38:07,483
(桃莉巴頓,肯頓鎮)

620
00:38:09,923 --> 00:38:11,003
桃莉?

621
00:38:13,843 --> 00:38:14,683
桃莉!

622
00:39:06,363 --> 00:39:08,723
{\an8}(小卡:儘管抗拒我吧)

623
00:39:24,043 --> 00:39:25,563
(米雅的管他去死清單)

624
00:39:25,563 --> 00:39:27,723
俗話說音樂能治癒傷痛

625
00:39:27,723 --> 00:39:29,803
等等,是時間吧?

626
00:39:30,643 --> 00:39:33,123
此刻我真希望是音樂

627
00:40:13,323 --> 00:40:15,763
(卡拉OK)

628
00:40:16,963 --> 00:40:20,923
想不到今晚的結尾
是坐在馬桶上吃三明治

629
00:40:20,923 --> 00:40:23,643
口袋裡還有我媽給我的保險套

630
00:40:24,163 --> 00:40:26,123
但也許我需要待在這裡

631
00:40:26,643 --> 00:40:28,483
復原讓我精疲力竭

632
00:40:29,323 --> 00:40:31,403
-不再追逐愛情
-有人在嗎?

633
00:40:46,603 --> 00:40:48,083
嗨,抱歉

634
00:40:48,083 --> 00:40:50,923
這裡沒衛生紙,可以分我一些嗎?

635
00:40:59,803 --> 00:41:00,723
謝了

636
00:41:13,283 --> 00:41:14,323
米雅!

637
00:41:16,483 --> 00:41:17,323
妳是米雅

638
00:41:18,243 --> 00:41:20,003
我是卡莉,威爾的同事

639
00:41:20,603 --> 00:41:21,443
妳是...

640
00:41:24,603 --> 00:41:25,523
是妳

641
00:41:26,363 --> 00:41:27,403
我是說...

642
00:41:28,083 --> 00:41:28,923
嗨

643
00:41:34,043 --> 00:41:37,403
走吧,去找張桌子等他們

644
00:41:42,523 --> 00:41:44,603
我在席奧的派對上見過妳

645
00:41:46,243 --> 00:41:48,043
救護車很引人注目

646
00:41:48,043 --> 00:41:51,483
我還以為沒有人注意到刺耳的鳴笛聲

647
00:41:51,483 --> 00:41:53,563
以及無地自容的羞愧感

648
00:41:53,563 --> 00:41:56,763
別這麼說,終結整個派對?

649
00:41:57,363 --> 00:41:59,083
我覺得那超屌的

650
00:41:59,683 --> 00:42:00,843
嫁給我吧

651
00:42:00,843 --> 00:42:02,403
妳有上學嗎?

652
00:42:03,283 --> 00:42:05,003
我是說我們同校嗎?

653
00:42:05,483 --> 00:42:07,043
威斯彌爾中學

654
00:42:07,043 --> 00:42:10,243
對,我今年初從曼徹斯特搬過來

655
00:42:10,243 --> 00:42:13,883
妳覺得倫敦這個小鎮如何?

656
00:42:13,883 --> 00:42:16,403
沒事幹嘛開地圖炮?

657
00:42:17,403 --> 00:42:18,843
那很好回答

658
00:42:20,323 --> 00:42:22,563
英國北部人討厭西部人

659
00:42:22,563 --> 00:42:24,843
西部人討厭東部人

660
00:42:24,843 --> 00:42:27,843
每個人都討厭南部人

661
00:42:29,003 --> 00:42:31,923
靠,有很多要學

662
00:42:32,923 --> 00:42:34,363
一點也沒錯

663
00:42:34,963 --> 00:42:37,803
我上學期似乎沒見過妳吧?

664
00:42:37,803 --> 00:42:41,083
沒有,我不在學校

665
00:42:42,403 --> 00:42:44,323
記得做自己就好...

666
00:42:44,323 --> 00:42:46,323
家裡有事,現在沒事了

667
00:42:46,323 --> 00:42:48,043
或是立刻說謊

668
00:42:48,603 --> 00:42:50,763
-是嗎?
-對,他們都死了

669
00:42:55,923 --> 00:42:57,243
妳真幽默

670
00:42:57,803 --> 00:42:59,443
跟我想像的不太一樣

671
00:43:00,643 --> 00:43:01,683
這是好事吧?

672
00:43:03,323 --> 00:43:04,443
相處久了就知道

673
00:43:05,723 --> 00:43:06,643
我有時間

674
00:43:08,643 --> 00:43:09,763
{\an8}(約會?)

675
00:43:09,763 --> 00:43:11,403
{\an8}卡莉!米雅!

676
00:43:14,043 --> 00:43:17,043
-好色小賤人,來聊八卦!
-現在不方便,走開!

677
00:43:17,043 --> 00:43:19,483
下一首,威爾和卡莉

678
00:43:21,083 --> 00:43:23,603
-威爾,下一首換我們
-我馬上過去

679
00:43:23,603 --> 00:43:24,843
大家好

680
00:43:24,843 --> 00:43:26,803
然後呢?那個怎麼樣?

681
00:43:27,683 --> 00:43:28,523
那個?

682
00:43:28,523 --> 00:43:30,763
-是約會啦
-不然呢?

683
00:43:31,363 --> 00:43:33,283
那個很好

684
00:43:33,803 --> 00:43:34,923
威爾,快上台

685
00:43:42,483 --> 00:43:46,683
寶貝,我遇見你時感到莫名的平靜

686
00:43:47,283 --> 00:43:51,363
我梳好頭髮,出門去見你

687
00:43:51,363 --> 00:43:53,923
我的心中有股暖流

688
00:43:53,923 --> 00:43:57,083
心裡小鹿亂撞

689
00:43:57,083 --> 00:43:59,403
我剛才說不追逐愛情...

690
00:43:59,923 --> 00:44:01,163
可以收回來嗎?

691
00:44:01,163 --> 00:44:05,323
你做了我無法解釋的事

692
00:44:06,483 --> 00:44:09,883
抱緊我,我就不會感到痛苦

693
00:44:09,883 --> 00:44:11,363
我的每一次心跳...

694
00:44:11,363 --> 00:44:12,763
媽的

695
00:44:13,803 --> 00:44:16,043
清單要變得更長了

696
00:44:20,923 --> 00:44:24,763
(如果您或您認識的人
患有飲食疾患)

697
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