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<i>♪ I'm in love with you ♪</i>

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<i>♪ Want you to love me too ♪</i>

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<i>♪ I'm in love with you ♪</i>

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<i>- ♪ Want you to love me too ♪</i>

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<i>♪ Feel the melody that's in the air ♪</i>

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<i>♪ True love can be
Hard to find, find, find ♪</i>

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<i>♪ True, true love
Can be hard to find, find, find ♪</i>

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<i>- ♪ True, true love can be hard to find ♪</i>

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You're lovely.

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<i>♪ I'm in love with you ♪</i>

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<i>♪ Want you to love me too ♪</i>

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-  Where the hell did you go?
- Mate!

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- Dex, I'm done.
- No, no. Wait.

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- Let me tell you a secret about Cal.
- Dex.

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He didn't get a shag
until he was 22.

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Don't be a dick.

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-  Yeah.

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Look at him now!

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- I'm off.
-  No, wait. What time is it?

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You're a state.

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Fuck!

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<i>♪ Hey ♪</i>

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<i>- ♪ Feelin' good in every way ♪</i>

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Okay. Okay. Come on.

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<i>♪ Hey ♪</i>

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- <i>♪ Feelin' good ♪</i>

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Mom?

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Hello, hello.
I hope you started without me.

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Started? You're three hours late.

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- You're sweating.

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Blame Prada.

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It's synthetic fibers.

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Present.

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What beautiful wrapping.

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Well, it's not me, I'm afraid.

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No. Yours come in plastic bags,
when they come at all.

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- It's from Emma.
- Lovely Emma Morley?

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- How is she?
- Good.

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Yeah. She's just got her own little place.

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It's tiny.

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She's out all the time.

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New friends.

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Cultured evenings.

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- But you're still friends?
- Course.

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Well, do thank her for me.

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Although you might want
to steer her towards short stories.

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Mom.

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And what about you?

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- Are you happy?
-  I'm having a marvelous time.

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- That's not what I asked.
- Look, life is good.

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I present a television show, Mother.
I know you never watch it.

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I <i>have</i> watched it.

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I watched it last week, in fact.

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Did you?

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And what did you think?

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What do you want me to say, Dexter?

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I don't care for the program.

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Well, it's not for people like you, is it?

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I just don't understand why you need
to humiliate people all the time.

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- We don't humiliate people.
-"Britain's ugliest girlfriend"?

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It's a silly late-night show.

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Post pub.

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Don't overthink it.

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How about--

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I'm afraid the afternoon's
rather taken it out of me.

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I'm going to go and have to lie down.

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Of course. All right.

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I was bright as a button at midday.

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As the day goes on, I sort of wither.

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I'll need some help.

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Of course, yeah. Um...

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Uh...

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I can walk now.

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I just need your help up the stairs.

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- Oh!

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- Sorry.
-  It's all right. It's all right.

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Um...

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- Shall I open the window?
- Ah, leave it.

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Oh, it's... it's just a bit close.

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You're staying the night, aren't you?

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Uh, actually,

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I... I can't.

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I've got plans.

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Oh.

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It's a film premiere.

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- Princess Di will be there.
- Oh, well.

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- When Princess Di calls...
- Yeah.

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You'll stay for supper, though?

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Six o'clock?

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Of course. I'll be there.

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Sleep well.

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Goodbye, darling.

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Oh, you've arrived.

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- Where's your mother?
- Sleeping. She was tired.

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Where do you think you're going?

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To my room.

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Dexter.

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Dexter.

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Dexter.

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-  Dexter. It's time to wake up.

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- You've missed the whole day.
- What time is it?

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After seven.

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I'm afraid your father
is very angry with you.

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Well...

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What's new?

106
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Are you?

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I'm angry
with everyone these days.

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Good God.

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Did I really wear this?
It's a bit over-the-top, don't you think?

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It's beautiful.

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Mm.

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- And you looked beautiful in it.

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- Even my friends fancied you.
-  Oh, Dexter!

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They did.

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That's my first tux.

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Yes.

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You've had everything
you ever could have wanted.

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I know.

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And you've done nothing with it.

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Mm, what?

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Money, schooling.

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I've not done nothing. Uh...

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Uh... I'm a presenter on a TV show.

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I'm a celebrity, actually.

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Mom...

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I think that you have it in you
to be a fine young man.

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Exceptional, even. I always have.

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But you're not there yet, Dexter.

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You're a long way off.

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And I'm afraid the person you have become...

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is not very nice.

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I'm sorry.

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Mom.

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I love you.

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- I'll... I'll... I'll stay tonight.
- No, no, no.

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- I will. I... I... I want to.
- Dexter.

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- Come back next time and...

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...start again.

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I've hidden them.

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You've what?

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I've hidden your car keys, Dexter,
because you're drunk.

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I... I'm not drunk.

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I'm hungover.

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That's all!

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Why didn't you wake me?

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I tried.

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Well, you couldn't have tried very hard.

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You arrive late,
sleep all day, miss two meals,

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and this is somehow <i>my</i> fault?

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You can pick your car up
on Saturday when you're sober.

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I'll give you a lift to the station.
Come on.

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You're a grown man, Dexter.

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Your mother loves you very much.

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We both do.

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But in whatever time
your mother has left, if you ever...

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...ever turn up
at our door in that state again,

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I will not let you in.

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Do you understand?!

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I... I...

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I carried her up the stairs.

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So?

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I... I put her into bed.

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Go home, Dexter.

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Now.

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<i>♪ Sinking ♪</i>

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<i>♪ Caught up in a whirling motion ♪</i>

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<i>♪ Such a strange sensation ♪</i>

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<i>♪ The currents, uncertain ♪</i>

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<i>♪ Like sails of a mill, I spin ♪</i>

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<i>♪ Like wheels, I move in a circle ♪</i>

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<i>♪ While you stand on the bank ♪</i>

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<i>- ♪ Immune ♪</i>

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<i>♪ Or evasive ♪</i>

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<i>♪ Throw me a lifeline ♪</i>

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<i>- ♪ Save me ♪</i>

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<i>♪ Intimacy and affection, frozen ♪</i>

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<i>♪ In this game of chance, I forfeit ♪</i>

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<i>♪ Full hand of love with no counters ♪</i>

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<i>♪ Like a moth ♪</i>

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<i>♪ With no flame to persuade me ♪</i>

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<i>- ♪ Like blood in the rain ♪</i>

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<i>♪ Runnin' thin ♪</i>

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<i>- ♪ While you stand on the inside... ♪
- </i> [on recording] <i>Hi, it's Emma.</i>

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<i>Leave a message. I'll get back to you
as soon as I can. Thanks.</i>

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<i>Hi there, Emma.</i>

186
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<i>It's Dexter here.</i>

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<i>Emma, well, I'm, uh...</i>

188
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<i>I'm calling because I'm... I'm
at this train station near home.</i>

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<i>Um... I just came from Mom and Dad's.</i>

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And, uh, well<i>...</i>

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what are you doing tonight?

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I've got<i>...</i> I've got
these tickets to a premiere.

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It's <i>Basic Instinct.</i>
Uh, it's meant to be pretty steamy.

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<i>Princess Di
will be there, apparently.</i>

195
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<i>Well, I mean, probably not, but</i>

196
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<i>maybe. Who knows?</i>

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<i>Uh, okay, I'm... I'm waffling now.</i>

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Just pick up the phone, Emma.

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If you're there...

200
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If you're there, just pick up.

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Pick up. Pick up. Pick up.

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<i>♪ Affection, frozen... ♪</i>

203
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Oh, shit. God, I just remembered.

204
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You've got your...
your hot date tonight.

205
00:19:58,960 --> 00:20:01,760
Okay, well, give me a call
when you get in.

206
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<i>If</i> you get in.

207
00:20:06,240 --> 00:20:09,160
But seriously, do, um... do call me.

208
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Anytime.

209
00:20:13,920 --> 00:20:18,760
Just been an unbelievably,
unbelievably shitty day, Em.

210
00:20:21,040 --> 00:20:22,120
Anyway,

211
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you have a great night,

212
00:20:24,880 --> 00:20:26,960
and, uh...

213
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...I want to hear all the details,
you heartbreaker, you.

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Oh, God.

215
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<i>♪ Save me ♪</i>

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Hiya.

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00:21:10,720 --> 00:21:11,600
Hi.

218
00:21:12,560 --> 00:21:13,840
- Oh my... Oh.
-  Oh. Uh...

219
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Oh. Sorry, can we...

220
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- No, don't do that.
-  Ah. I fucked the olives.

221
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Not... Not literally, I hasten to add.

222
00:21:23,600 --> 00:21:24,720
Um...

223
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- Chair or banquette?
- What?

224
00:21:27,880 --> 00:21:30,840
I went for chairs, but would you
have preferred a banquette?

225
00:21:30,920 --> 00:21:32,720
Oh no, a chair is fine. Yeah.

226
00:21:35,560 --> 00:21:37,040
Funny word, banquette.

227
00:21:37,120 --> 00:21:38,640
Uh, not really. It's French.

228
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"Bown-ki-et."

229
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It's... Uh, it's just French.

230
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- Do I have something on my face?
- No. No. It's...

231
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No. You just look... You look so lovely.

232
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Ah, thanks.

233
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You look... You look quite nice as well.

234
00:22:01,280 --> 00:22:02,600
Oh.

235
00:22:03,800 --> 00:22:04,720
Any drinks?

236
00:22:04,800 --> 00:22:07,360
Uh, yeah. I'd love a vodka and tonic.

237
00:22:07,440 --> 00:22:08,880
Very good. Is that a double?

238
00:22:08,960 --> 00:22:12,080
- Oh God, is that too reckless?
- Oh, proceed, fair maiden.

239
00:22:13,280 --> 00:22:14,520
And for you, sir?

240
00:22:14,600 --> 00:22:17,120
I'll hang on for the wine. <i>Grazie</i>.

241
00:22:20,320 --> 00:22:22,960
- Feel a real warmth from that man.

242
00:22:23,040 --> 00:22:25,400
Well, fancy restaurant, rude waiter.

243
00:22:25,480 --> 00:22:27,200
- It's the law.
- You think it's fancy?

244
00:22:27,920 --> 00:22:29,240
Yeah, quite fancy.

245
00:22:31,800 --> 00:22:34,400
- Do you know what you want yet?
- Ooh...

246
00:22:34,480 --> 00:22:36,440
- Minute steak looks good.
-  Mm.

247
00:22:37,320 --> 00:22:38,920
Or is that <i>minute</i> steak?

248
00:22:40,120 --> 00:22:44,400
As in, is it cooked for 60 seconds?
Or is it just a really small steak?

249
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I'm sure you can check when you order.

250
00:22:49,680 --> 00:22:51,400
How about you?

251
00:22:51,960 --> 00:22:54,280
Penne for your thoughts?

252
00:22:56,480 --> 00:22:59,960
-"Penne for your thoughts."

253
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Idiot.

254
00:23:08,480 --> 00:23:11,920
I got you a beer. You like beer, right?
We can swap if you like.

255
00:23:12,000 --> 00:23:14,680
Miss Morley, you trying to seduce me?

256
00:23:14,760 --> 00:23:16,600
Mm. I'm trying to sedate you.

257
00:23:18,080 --> 00:23:21,040
Stop being so nervous, right?
It's only me.

258
00:23:21,120 --> 00:23:23,960
Your old mucker from London's
second-worst Mexican restaurant.

259
00:23:24,480 --> 00:23:25,320
Second worst?

260
00:23:25,400 --> 00:23:26,800
Mm-hmm.

261
00:23:26,880 --> 00:23:28,920
- <i>Time Out</i>, last week.
- Oof.

262
00:23:30,080 --> 00:23:31,280
I loved working there.

263
00:23:31,360 --> 00:23:34,320
<i>- ♪ La cucaracha, la cucaracha... ♪</i>
- No.

264
00:23:34,400 --> 00:23:38,080
No. No. Stop. It took me six months
to get that out of my head.

265
00:23:38,160 --> 00:23:40,080
Yeah, but don't you find yourself
doing the steps?

266
00:23:40,160 --> 00:23:42,800
You'd be stood waiting for the bus,
then your feet start going...

267
00:23:44,840 --> 00:23:46,760
No. No. Stop. Stop.

268
00:23:49,640 --> 00:23:52,200
And just to be clear,
so there's no arguments later,

269
00:23:52,280 --> 00:23:54,360
we are going Dutch tonight.

270
00:23:54,440 --> 00:23:56,760
- Emma, no.
- It's 1992, for Chrissake.

271
00:23:56,840 --> 00:24:00,280
- A woman can pay for her half of dinner.
- Yeah, but you're not a woman.

272
00:24:00,360 --> 00:24:02,560
I mean, uh... You <i>are</i> a woman,

273
00:24:02,640 --> 00:24:06,160
but you're... you're a student.
That's... That's what I meant.

274
00:24:06,240 --> 00:24:08,240
Not for much longer.

275
00:24:09,160 --> 00:24:12,800
I had my first job interview today
to teach English and drama.

276
00:24:14,080 --> 00:24:14,960
Oh?

277
00:24:15,920 --> 00:24:16,800
How'd it go?

278
00:24:18,280 --> 00:24:19,160
Yeah, good.

279
00:24:21,120 --> 00:24:22,240
Yes!

280
00:24:22,320 --> 00:24:24,040
Would you like a wine to suit the meal?

281
00:24:24,120 --> 00:24:25,160
Um...

282
00:24:25,240 --> 00:24:26,280
Yes.

283
00:24:26,360 --> 00:24:28,640
Uh...

284
00:24:28,720 --> 00:24:30,720
"A voluptuous mouthful of forest fire

285
00:24:30,800 --> 00:24:32,880
with a back note
of exploding toffee apple."

286
00:24:32,960 --> 00:24:34,480
Never anything unexpected, is it?

287
00:24:35,840 --> 00:24:38,560
Flavors of bacon Wotsits
with a succulent back note of giraffe.

288
00:24:38,640 --> 00:24:39,720
-  Ian?
- Yeah?

289
00:24:39,800 --> 00:24:40,760
Stop.

290
00:24:41,920 --> 00:24:43,840
Might I suggest the Valpolicella?

291
00:24:43,920 --> 00:24:46,120
Mm. Oh...

292
00:24:47,840 --> 00:24:49,720
Blackberries and vanilla, it says here.

293
00:24:52,120 --> 00:24:53,760
Do you like blackberries and vanilla?

294
00:24:56,000 --> 00:24:57,160
I love them.

295
00:25:08,800 --> 00:25:12,520
So you did it. You said
you were gonna do it. You did it.

296
00:25:13,880 --> 00:25:16,480
Well, I mean, hey. Don't be fooled.

297
00:25:16,560 --> 00:25:19,080
There's actually real vanity to it, teaching.

298
00:25:19,600 --> 00:25:22,160
I'm hoping it's gonna play out
like <i>Dead Poets Society.</i>

299
00:25:22,240 --> 00:25:24,720
Just all adulation
and no marking.

300
00:25:25,240 --> 00:25:28,000
-  It's brilliant, Em.
- Mm, I don't know about that.

301
00:25:28,080 --> 00:25:30,760
I'm just happy to be doing something
so I can endlessly stop pondering

302
00:25:30,840 --> 00:25:32,960
whatever the hell it is I should be doing.

303
00:25:34,480 --> 00:25:35,440
Sorry.

304
00:25:36,960 --> 00:25:39,280
- I'm talking incessantly.
- No, you're not.

305
00:25:40,080 --> 00:25:41,680
I love hearing you talk.

306
00:25:43,720 --> 00:25:47,000
Uh, so, uh, do you, um...
Do you still see any of the old gang?

307
00:25:47,080 --> 00:25:49,800
- Like Paddy or Scotty or anyone?
- Oh, uh...

308
00:25:49,880 --> 00:25:51,600
- Yeah. Well, sometimes.
- Yeah.

309
00:25:51,680 --> 00:25:54,560
- We have a few pints. A few laughs.
- Mm.

310
00:25:56,280 --> 00:25:57,320
How about you?

311
00:25:58,000 --> 00:26:00,280
Are you... Are you still mates with Dexter?

312
00:26:03,760 --> 00:26:05,920
"Make some noise."

313
00:26:07,480 --> 00:26:11,080
He's, uh...
He's doing all right for himself.

314
00:26:13,720 --> 00:26:14,640
Yeah.

315
00:26:16,200 --> 00:26:19,520
He's having a bit of a hard time of it
at the moment. His mom's ill,

316
00:26:19,600 --> 00:26:21,600
and he's not taking it very well.

317
00:26:21,680 --> 00:26:22,720
Oh.

318
00:26:23,760 --> 00:26:25,120
I'm sorry to hear that.

319
00:26:25,200 --> 00:26:26,120
Mm.

320
00:26:30,440 --> 00:26:33,480
Well, anyway, that's good, then,
that you're still around for him.

321
00:26:37,920 --> 00:26:40,320
Never really liked him, I guess.

322
00:26:40,840 --> 00:26:42,440
No. I remember that.

323
00:26:42,520 --> 00:26:43,440
Mm.

324
00:26:44,360 --> 00:26:48,480
In fact, I... I always thought
he took you a bit for granted.

325
00:26:55,360 --> 00:26:56,760
Shit.

326
00:26:57,280 --> 00:26:59,240
Um...

327
00:27:00,080 --> 00:27:01,920
Was that necessary, Ian?

328
00:27:02,800 --> 00:27:04,080
No, it was not.

329
00:27:04,160 --> 00:27:06,560
Sorry, Emma.

330
00:27:06,640 --> 00:27:07,680
It's, um...

331
00:27:08,920 --> 00:27:10,560
Well, it's... It's none of my business.

332
00:27:14,080 --> 00:27:15,360
No, it's fine.

333
00:27:28,520 --> 00:27:30,640
- Shall we do that thing?
-  Hmm?

334
00:27:34,240 --> 00:27:36,400
Or...

335
00:27:37,280 --> 00:27:39,400
Or we could get another bottle.

336
00:27:42,520 --> 00:27:43,520
Mm.

337
00:27:44,160 --> 00:27:45,760
God. I am wasted.

338
00:27:45,840 --> 00:27:47,560
-  Are you?
-  No.

339
00:27:47,640 --> 00:27:50,320
- Not at all.

340
00:27:50,400 --> 00:27:53,000
I could fly a commercial aircraft
long haul.

341
00:27:53,080 --> 00:27:54,000
Ah.

342
00:27:55,480 --> 00:27:57,880
Hey, I'm sorry about all those gags
at the start.

343
00:27:57,960 --> 00:27:59,320
-  Mm-hmm.
- It was...

344
00:28:00,400 --> 00:28:03,040
I think what it is, is if you're at school

345
00:28:03,640 --> 00:28:07,120
and you're not smart, popular, whatever,
then one day you say something,

346
00:28:07,200 --> 00:28:10,000
and someone laughs,
you just grab onto it, don't you?

347
00:28:12,120 --> 00:28:16,640
You think, "I'm... I'm shit at sport,
I'm quite short, and nobody fancies me."

348
00:28:18,040 --> 00:28:19,880
But at least I can make people laugh.

349
00:28:22,000 --> 00:28:22,960
Not you.

350
00:28:23,600 --> 00:28:24,840
Other people.

351
00:28:25,920 --> 00:28:28,040
- You get a bit reliant on it.

352
00:28:28,120 --> 00:28:31,480
'Cause if you're not funny,
you're not... [hesitates] ...anything.

353
00:28:34,000 --> 00:28:35,400
I don't believe that.

354
00:28:36,000 --> 00:28:38,440
- What?
- That no one fancied you.

355
00:28:38,520 --> 00:28:41,960
Well, documentary evidence
would seem to suggest otherwise.

356
00:28:43,560 --> 00:28:44,800
Well, I'm here.

357
00:28:46,440 --> 00:28:47,680
Aren't I?

358
00:28:49,720 --> 00:28:52,640
God. Uh, I'm trying to be cool.

359
00:28:53,720 --> 00:28:55,000
But I can't,

360
00:28:55,080 --> 00:28:58,640
because I am just...

361
00:28:59,600 --> 00:29:01,480
quite happy to be seeing you again.

362
00:29:04,520 --> 00:29:07,600
I really, really like you, Emma.

363
00:29:08,520 --> 00:29:10,240
I think you are

364
00:29:11,600 --> 00:29:15,360
the absolute bollocks.

365
00:29:33,640 --> 00:29:34,880
Mm.

366
00:29:34,960 --> 00:29:38,600
- Blackberries and vanilla.

367
00:29:44,640 --> 00:29:46,960
<i>♪ I never felt magic crazy as this... ♪</i>

368
00:29:47,040 --> 00:29:48,800
-  <i>Me again.</i>

369
00:29:48,880 --> 00:29:51,440
<i>I know you're out with laughing boy,</i>

370
00:29:51,520 --> 00:29:56,320
<i>but I just wanted to say I've decided
not to go to the premiere in the end.</i>

371
00:29:56,400 --> 00:29:59,440
<i>- If you want to come round later...</i>

372
00:29:59,520 --> 00:30:01,120
<i>I mean, I'd like that.</i>

373
00:30:01,200 --> 00:30:04,560
<i>I'll pay for your taxi.
You can stay over, so...</i>

374
00:30:08,280 --> 00:30:10,560
-  <i>Me again.</i>

375
00:30:11,280 --> 00:30:12,840
<i>Just checking in.</i>

376
00:30:13,520 --> 00:30:15,120
<i>A bit drunk now, actually.</i>

377
00:30:15,640 --> 00:30:17,360
<i>You know, I've been thinking.</i>

378
00:30:18,880 --> 00:30:20,960
<i>You're a great thing, Emma Morley.</i>

379
00:30:21,840 --> 00:30:23,960
<i>♪ Been a long time that I'm waiting ♪</i>

380
00:30:24,040 --> 00:30:25,160
Oh figs.

381
00:30:27,520 --> 00:30:30,120
<i>- ♪ Been a long that I'm blown... ♪</i>

382
00:30:30,200 --> 00:30:31,400
<i>Guess who.</i>

383
00:30:32,280 --> 00:30:35,000
<i>- Where are you, you dirty stop-out?</i>

384
00:30:37,320 --> 00:30:38,320
<i>Oh, well.</i>

385
00:30:39,960 --> 00:30:41,280
<i>Call me anytime.</i>

386
00:30:42,560 --> 00:30:44,000
<i>I'm not going anywhere.</i>

387
00:30:45,520 --> 00:30:48,560
<i>♪ Straighten my new mind's eye ♪</i>