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- [popping]
- [static crackles]

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[announcer] <i>It's</i> Game On!

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[upbeat music playing]

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[Dexter] <i>The attention to detail is great</i>

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<i>and takes full advantage
of the console's graphics capability.</i>

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<i>Gameplay is fast,
and there will be all kinds of surprises.</i>

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<i>But, and as Sir Mix-a-Lot says,</i>

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<i>it's a big but, and I cannot lie.</i>

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<i>The multiplayer mode
is boring and repetitive.</i>

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[video game sound effects playing]

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- [director] <i>Dex.
- Wait.</i>

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- [director] <i>Are you sure?
- And repet... Wait. No, I got it.</i>

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<i>And repetitive.</i> [inhales sharply]

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<i>- No, I don't. What is it?</i>
- [director] <i>"Undeveloped." You got it.</i>

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<i>Uh, yeah. The gameplay is...</i>

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<i>The... The... The... Fuck it.</i>

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["The Four Seasons: Spring"
by Vivaldi playing]

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[birdsong]

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[vibrant string concerto continues]

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[classical music continues on car stereo]

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[laughs]

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- Okay. He's so cultured all of a sudden.
- [song stops]

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Well, it came free
with last week's <i>Sunday Times.</i>

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I thought it might
get me into the right mindset.

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What for?

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- [quietly] Daddy.
- Don't call him that.

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- Obviously, I won't.
- [giggles]

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To his face.

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And don't bother with Vivaldi.
He'll hate that.

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[clears throat, scoffs]

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He enjoys classical music.

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- It says so in <i>Who's Who.</i>
- Everyone says that in <i>Who's Who.</i>

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- [chuckles] Do they?
- Yes.

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Oh, well, no matter.

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I've got a series of topics prepared.

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Such as?

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- Greek mythology.
- [laughs] Dex.

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What? He said
he studied Classics at Oxford.

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Yes, but only because his mother's family
founded the college.

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- He is pig-ignorant.
- Oh! Well, what <i>is</i> he interested in, then?

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Me.

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If I'm happy, he's happy.

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[chuckles]

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[tense string music playing]

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[girlfriend laughs]

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Come on.

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[tense string music building]

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[girlfriend] Welcome.

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- Wow.
- [girlfriend] Don't say "wow."

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[laughs]

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[Dexter] Who's that?

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That's my great-grandmother.

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She looks like you.

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Well, she famously had eight affairs

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and then became
a particularly militant suffragette.

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- Hmm.
- Come on.

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There's something else
I want to show you before dinner.

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So, this was me

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as a teenage girl.

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- [boy 1] Game!
- [boy 2] Oh, fuck off.

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- [girlfriend] They're the twins.
- [boy 1] The fuck is that?

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[girlfriend] Ignore them.
You'll meet them later.

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[father] Right...

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So I'm guessing this is... [inhales sharply]

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This is where you lost your...

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[twins continue shouting]

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No. [kisses]

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That was on a ski trip.
To my instructor, Gaspard.

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How many boys have you brought up here?

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- Not many.
- Hm.

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What about Hugo?

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Or Hump... Humperdinck...

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- Or whatever his name was.
- Uh-huh.

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[girlfriend] Mm.

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So I win.

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Oh yeah. You definitely win.

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[both panting]

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- [girlfriend] Game, set, match.
- [boy 1] Oh, fuck off. That was out!

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[Dexter chuckles softly]

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- [boy 1] Game off. That was out!
- [father] Right, come on.

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[boy 2] Oh, you're such a swine.

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[father] Don't be so wet, Sam.

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Fencing. I'm going all in for fencing.

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Don't suck up.

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Of course I won't.

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And don't be a boiled sweet either.

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- A boiled sweet?
- [girlfriend] Mm-hmm.

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- Okay.
- [girlfriend] And don't be a nodding dog.

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And don't be nervous.

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They'll adore you.

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- Mm. [chuckles nervously]
- [girlfriend] Why wouldn't they adore you?

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[softly] Come on.

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[sniffs] Another mini-break?

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These days, everyone's always
off on a mini-break.

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- Where is it again?
- Budapest.

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- Oh, lovely. Is this your first time?
- [Dexter] Yeah.

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I traveled around Europe a lot
when I was younger.

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What do your parents do?

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- [girlfriend] Mommy!
- Uh, my father is in business.

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And... well, my mother's dead now,
but she used to be an antiques dealer.

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So she had a shop?

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[father] Bordeaux?

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- No. No, thank you.
- You prefer a white?

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- Uh, no. Uh...
- Not a rosé?

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[chuckles] No.

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- You AA or something?
- Oh, Lionel!

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- Of course he's not AA.
- Been largin' it for too long.

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- Nice one, Murray.
- I'm Sam.

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Should it be NA?

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Shut up. You're just... having
a bit of time off, aren't you, darling?

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[Lionel] God, she hasn't got you
on one of her health kicks, has she?

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- [chuckles]
- This is a 1990 Cheval Blanc.

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Have you any idea
what kind of a wine that is, man?

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Well, it was delicious
the last time I had it, but it's, um...

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It's not the '81.

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Oh. [chuckles]

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- Oh, he got you there, Daddy.
- [mother] At last.

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Someone who Lionel
can talk about wine with.

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A wine connoisseur who doesn't touch
the stuff. What's the use in that?

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Well, I just think that people
can be more interesting without drink.

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Same goes for you, Daddy.

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The thing I don't understand
about Alcoholics Anonymous

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is why it's called that,
when the first thing you do is say,

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"My name's Tom, and I'm an alcoholic."

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They don't say their surnames.

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That's why they can still say
Alcoholics Anonymous. [chuckles]

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Ah.

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[clicks tongue, inhales sharply]

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- Do you two play pranks?
- Pranks?

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Yeah. Pretend to be each other, you know,
when you're with your girlfriends.

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Or boyfriends.

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[chuckles] Don't wanna take anything
for granted.

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You mean,
sleep with each other's girlfriends?

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As a joke?

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- Um, well, no. Not necessarily...
- No, we've never done that.

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But we do communicate telepathically.

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[Sam chuckles]

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- Really?
- Murray, what am I thinking?

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[family laughs]

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What's the joke?

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[Sam] I can't quite believe that we're
being interviewed by <i>the</i> Dexter Mayhew.

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- [Murray] Stop!
- [mother laughs]

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- Uh... um, I thought I'd turned it off.
- Oh, darling, you should take it.

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It's Dexter's agent.
He's been waiting for this call all day.

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Sorry. I wasn't expecting him
to call so late.

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- Do you mind?
- [mother] Of course.

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Do what you must do.

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Though I thought it was only doctors

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and people who save lives
who were on call.

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[phone beeps]

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Aaron, how are you?

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Mm. [coughs]

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Dexie, I was, uh...
all set to leave you a message.

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<i>How are you, buddy?</i>

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- Uh, I'm good.
<i>- Uh-huh.</i>

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Uh, really good. Uh...

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Just at Sylvie's parents' house
before we head to Budapest.

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<i>Well, I don't want to keep you, mate.</i>

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<i>As you know, I had lunch
with the</i> Game On! <i>producers today.</i>

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<i>- They are keen to keep working with you.</i>
- Uh-huh.

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- Yeah.
<i>- Okay. What's the offer?</i>

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Yeah. They just don't think
it's gonna work

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to bring you back for series two.

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[tense music playing]

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Uh, huh?

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<i>Yeah, I know.</i>

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Um... [scoffs]

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I thought today
was just about working out my deal.

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<i>No. No, I know.
It took me by surprise as well, mate.</i>

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But why?

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Fuck knows. I'm fucking furious.

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<i>I... I don't understand.</i>

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<i>Me neither. They said something
about refreshing the format,</i>

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<i>appealing to a younger audience.</i>

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- Well, fuck 'em.
<i>- Exactly. Fuck 'em.</i>

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<i>- That's what I said.</i>
- [clicks tongue] Did you?

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Yeah. Well, I told them
I wasn't best pleased.

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<i>But look. I don't think
you need to be downhearted, mate.</i>

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<i>I think people are gonna soon see
what I can see,</i>

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<i>which is actually
that Dexter Mayhew is growing up.</i>

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<i>Maybe we just need to find
a new direction for you, you know?</i>

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Yeah.

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Yeah. Some serious programs,
like maybe a car show.

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<i>People love you, Dexie,
but they love you in an ironic,</i>

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<i>tongue-in-cheek, love-to-hate kind of way.</i>

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<i>And what we need to do now
is get people to love you sincerely.</i>

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<i>Okay.</i>

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<i>Chin up, though, yeah? Love to Sylvie.</i>

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- [huffs]
- [call disconnects]

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[inhales sharply]

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[under breath] Shit.

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[glass clinks]

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Congratulations, Dexter.

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<i>Secundo</i> series.

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- [sighs]
- [Dexter] Hm.

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Thank you. Yes. No, I, um...

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I told Aaron
that I... I... I need to think about it.

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But why?

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I'm just not sure
it's really the direction I want to go in.

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Is it a big job?

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- Fairly.
- And he's great on it.

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Very informative.

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Yeah. I'm saying that, you know,

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this whole... this whole genre
that I've been so far involved with,

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<i>Get In!</i> and <i>Largin' It</i> and <i>Game On!,</i> is...

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That's a genre?
<i>Largin' It</i>'s part of a genre?

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Well, they're all a type of show.

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- A shit show.
- Oh, Sam, can you stop?

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- You used to tell us to turn it off.
- I did not.

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I don't even remember it.

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[Sam] "Turn it off
before it damages your brain."

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[Murray] You said it was
like being screamed at for an hour.

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[mother] I never said that.

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- [Murray] "Before you go out..."
- [Sam scoffs]

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[Murray] "Get in!"

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All swearing
and half naked girls in cages.

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Well, yes, but it wasn't all like that.

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You know, I... I mainly just interviewed
the bands and movie stars.

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[Sam] Oh, the bands and the movie stars.

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You still hang out
with a lot of movie stars, then?

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No. No.

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I... I... I used to
when I was younger, but...

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Faddy, isn't it? TV.

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Faddy.

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One minute, you're in.

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Next minute,

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you're not.

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People lose interest.

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[clock chiming]

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- So what's next?
<i>- Panorama?</i>

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- [Murray laughs]
- Possibly.

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Or perhaps I'll just present
BBC's general election coverage.

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Oh, that sounds good.

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Now, that sounds more like it, doesn't it?

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[Sylvie] Mommy, he was joking.

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- [mother] Oh, was he?
- [Murray] He bloody wasn't.

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[Sylvie] Murray!

238
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[Murray] Politicians dancing.

239
00:11:38,240 --> 00:11:41,440
- [Sam laughing] In cages.
- [Sylvie] Can you both just shut up?

240
00:11:41,520 --> 00:11:43,880
[somber string music plays]

241
00:11:43,960 --> 00:11:46,560
[chatter continues in dining room]

242
00:11:47,960 --> 00:11:51,640
Uh, I keep getting
your twin brothers muddled up.

243
00:11:52,480 --> 00:11:56,800
A good way to remember
is that Sam's hateful, and Murray's foul.

244
00:11:58,440 --> 00:12:00,320
I don't think they like me very much.

245
00:12:00,400 --> 00:12:03,320
I don't think they like anyone
apart from themselves.

246
00:12:03,400 --> 00:12:07,520
I don't know. I think they think
I'm a bit of a... loser or something.

247
00:12:09,960 --> 00:12:13,640
[sighs] Does it matter
what my family think of you?

248
00:12:14,360 --> 00:12:15,360
[quietly] Depends.

249
00:12:16,440 --> 00:12:19,280
Does it matter to you
what your family thinks of me?

250
00:12:21,080 --> 00:12:22,080
A little.

251
00:12:25,560 --> 00:12:27,120
Then it matters to me too.

252
00:12:34,120 --> 00:12:35,720
[both breathing heavily]

253
00:12:36,560 --> 00:12:38,400
[both chuckle]

254
00:12:45,920 --> 00:12:47,000
[Dexter grunts]

255
00:12:54,680 --> 00:12:56,920
Dexter, you can't put saucepans
in the dishwasher.

256
00:12:57,000 --> 00:12:59,040
You have to rinse them out first.

257
00:12:59,120 --> 00:13:00,560
Mommy hates that.

258
00:13:00,640 --> 00:13:02,640
[somber string music continues]

259
00:13:17,640 --> 00:13:19,880
[chatter in living room]

260
00:13:24,320 --> 00:13:28,080
- [mother] You fell over, do you remember?
- [Sylvie] Couldn't get up.

261
00:13:28,160 --> 00:13:29,480
[group laughing]

262
00:13:29,560 --> 00:13:32,880
Oh, there you are.
We were about to send out a search party.

263
00:13:32,960 --> 00:13:36,960
I was just admiring
your cabinet of trophies in the hall.

264
00:13:37,040 --> 00:13:39,960
Well, that's the problem
with having such a competitive family.

265
00:13:40,040 --> 00:13:41,720
You end up
with a lot of cheap, ugly metal.

266
00:13:41,760 --> 00:13:43,520
[chuckles]

267
00:13:43,600 --> 00:13:45,000
[clock ticking]

268
00:13:45,080 --> 00:13:48,280
[chuckles awkwardly] Uh, what...
what's going on?

269
00:13:48,360 --> 00:13:50,600
We're playing a game.

270
00:13:51,720 --> 00:13:54,200
Can you guess which one? Truncheon.

271
00:13:54,280 --> 00:13:55,400
[mother] Two blindfolds.

272
00:13:55,480 --> 00:13:56,960
Our little arena.

273
00:13:57,040 --> 00:14:00,400
Um, I don't know.

274
00:14:01,240 --> 00:14:04,120
"Are you there, Moriarty?" Of course!

275
00:14:04,200 --> 00:14:05,040
Right.

276
00:14:05,120 --> 00:14:07,160
- It's my absolute favorite.
- [group laughs]

277
00:14:07,240 --> 00:14:08,800
How do you play?

278
00:14:09,480 --> 00:14:12,600
Honestly. I thought you hosted game shows.

279
00:14:13,840 --> 00:14:16,480
Sylvie, you must induct him.

280
00:14:17,440 --> 00:14:19,960
- [tense string music playing]
- [Dexter chuckles]

281
00:14:24,920 --> 00:14:25,920
Good luck.

282
00:14:25,960 --> 00:14:27,000
[Dexter clears throat]

283
00:14:27,080 --> 00:14:29,000
- Come on, Dexter.
- Come on, boy.

284
00:14:29,720 --> 00:14:32,240
- Here we go.
- Are you there, Moriarty?

285
00:14:34,040 --> 00:14:35,680
- Here.
- [all exclaim]

286
00:14:35,760 --> 00:14:36,960
Shot!

287
00:14:37,040 --> 00:14:38,800
That has got to hurt!

288
00:14:40,000 --> 00:14:42,000
You got me. [chuckles]

289
00:14:42,080 --> 00:14:43,480
Okay. [clears throat]

290
00:14:43,560 --> 00:14:44,920
Are you there, Moriarty?

291
00:14:46,520 --> 00:14:48,400
- Here.
- [all groan]

292
00:14:49,000 --> 00:14:51,120
My goodness, that one had power.

293
00:14:51,200 --> 00:14:53,800
Okay. Okay, I think
I'm getting the hang of it now.

294
00:14:53,880 --> 00:14:55,000
[inhales sharply]

295
00:14:55,640 --> 00:14:57,280
[Sam] Are you there, Moriarty?

296
00:14:57,360 --> 00:14:58,400
Here we go.

297
00:15:00,040 --> 00:15:01,080
[Dexter] Here.

298
00:15:02,320 --> 00:15:05,720
- [all groan]
- Hit! A palpable hit.

299
00:15:05,800 --> 00:15:07,920
- [family laughing]
- [Sylvie] He's unbelievable.

300
00:15:08,000 --> 00:15:10,720
- Oh, better luck next time.
- Yeah.

301
00:15:10,800 --> 00:15:12,720
[Sam] Right, who's next? Dad?

302
00:15:12,800 --> 00:15:15,680
[Lionel] Right. Hand it over
to the professional.

303
00:15:17,280 --> 00:15:18,960
I'll show you how it's done properly.

304
00:15:19,440 --> 00:15:21,600
[mother] Are you there, Moriarty?

305
00:15:22,200 --> 00:15:23,080
[Lionel] Here!

306
00:15:23,160 --> 00:15:24,440
- [Lionel grunts]
- Yes!

307
00:15:24,520 --> 00:15:26,960
- [all shouting]
- ["To the End" by Blur playing]

308
00:15:27,040 --> 00:15:29,960
<i>♪ What happened to us? ♪</i>

309
00:15:30,040 --> 00:15:32,200
[Sylvie] Come on. Take me on. [laughing]

310
00:15:32,280 --> 00:15:34,400
<i>♪ Soon it will be... ♪</i>

311
00:15:34,480 --> 00:15:36,120
[Sylvie] Are you there, Moriarty?

312
00:15:36,200 --> 00:15:37,080
Here.

313
00:15:37,160 --> 00:15:39,000
- [mother gasps]
- [Lionel laughs]

314
00:15:39,080 --> 00:15:42,960
<i>♪ Infatuated only with ourselves... ♪</i>

315
00:15:43,040 --> 00:15:44,240
[Lionel] Come on.

316
00:15:44,960 --> 00:15:51,000
<i>♪ And neither of us
Could think straight anymore ♪</i>

317
00:15:52,520 --> 00:15:55,920
<i>♪ Well, you and I ♪</i>

318
00:15:57,120 --> 00:16:00,160
<i>♪ Collapsed in love ♪</i>

319
00:16:00,240 --> 00:16:04,960
<i>♪ And it looks like
We might have made it ♪</i>

320
00:16:05,040 --> 00:16:07,480
<i>♪ Yes, it ♪</i>

321
00:16:07,560 --> 00:16:11,720
- [group laughing]
<i>- ♪ Looks like we've made it to the end... ♪</i>

322
00:16:11,800 --> 00:16:13,600
[mother, muffled] Dexter. Dexter!

323
00:16:15,160 --> 00:16:17,400
Dexter! Dexter, come on.

324
00:16:18,600 --> 00:16:20,320
Uh... Um...

325
00:16:20,400 --> 00:16:21,600
No, but... but I lost.

326
00:16:21,680 --> 00:16:24,440
You haven't had a go at batting yet,
you poor thing.

327
00:16:24,520 --> 00:16:26,120
Come on. Have another go.

328
00:16:26,200 --> 00:16:27,880
- [Dexter] No, no, no.
- Take me on.

329
00:16:27,960 --> 00:16:31,640
- That would just feel...
- It's just a rolled-up copy of <i>The Times.</i>

330
00:16:31,720 --> 00:16:33,840
[takes a deep breath]

331
00:16:35,200 --> 00:16:36,960
Okay. You asked for it.

332
00:16:37,560 --> 00:16:39,480
- [Sam] Here we go.
- [Murray] Yes.

333
00:16:39,560 --> 00:16:40,760
[twins laugh]

334
00:16:40,840 --> 00:16:42,440
Get in.

335
00:16:42,520 --> 00:16:45,080
[exhales] Are you...
Are you sure about this?

336
00:16:45,160 --> 00:16:48,080
- I'm... I'm a pretty good tennis player.
- Come on, then.

337
00:16:48,160 --> 00:16:50,360
Well, we shall see.

338
00:16:50,440 --> 00:16:52,520
- [scoffs]
- [Lionel] Come on. Get on your knees.

339
00:16:52,600 --> 00:16:54,280
- Knees, knees!
- [Lionel] On your knees.

340
00:16:54,360 --> 00:16:57,320
[all chanting] Knees, knees,
knees, knees, knees, knees!

341
00:16:57,400 --> 00:16:59,520
- Right.
- [sighs] Okay.

342
00:16:59,600 --> 00:17:01,360
[Sylvie] Mm. Where are you?

343
00:17:01,440 --> 00:17:03,200
- [Dexter] Uh...
- [Sylvie grunts, giggles]

344
00:17:04,840 --> 00:17:05,920
[Dexter] Okay.

345
00:17:07,360 --> 00:17:08,680
[Sylvie] Mm.

346
00:17:09,200 --> 00:17:11,320
- You ready?
- Oh yes.

347
00:17:13,960 --> 00:17:15,240
[sighs, chuckles] You sure?

348
00:17:15,320 --> 00:17:17,520
[laughs] I'm ready when you are.

349
00:17:18,280 --> 00:17:20,360
Ladies and gentlemen, it's <i>Game On!</i>

350
00:17:21,160 --> 00:17:23,480
- [Sylvie screams]
- [objects clatter]

351
00:17:23,560 --> 00:17:26,240
[Lionel] Darling!
Darling, are you all right?

352
00:17:26,320 --> 00:17:27,656
- [Sylvie groans]
- [Lionel] Christ!

353
00:17:27,680 --> 00:17:29,760
[Dexter] Sylvie, I... I didn't mean to.

354
00:17:29,840 --> 00:17:31,320
No, get away.

355
00:17:31,400 --> 00:17:34,000
- Oh my God, she's bleeding.
- Oh my God.

356
00:17:34,080 --> 00:17:36,560
Good God, man.
What the hell were you thinking?!

357
00:17:36,640 --> 00:17:39,600
You didn't even ask
if she was there, Moriarty!

358
00:17:39,680 --> 00:17:42,440
[sighs] Didn't I? I... I... I'm sorry. I...

359
00:17:42,520 --> 00:17:44,200
[crying] Mommy, how does it look?

360
00:17:44,280 --> 00:17:47,600
- Uh... it's really not that bad.
- Oh my God!

361
00:17:47,680 --> 00:17:49,320
- Let's go to the bathroom.
- Come on.

362
00:17:49,400 --> 00:17:51,240
[Sylvie] Ow! [murmuring]

363
00:17:51,320 --> 00:17:53,200
It really was just an accident.

364
00:17:53,280 --> 00:17:54,400
[sighs]

365
00:17:55,960 --> 00:17:58,600
It was just an accident.

366
00:17:59,720 --> 00:18:01,240
[somber string music playing]

367
00:18:01,320 --> 00:18:02,680
[sighs deeply]

368
00:18:09,320 --> 00:18:13,000
- [water running, turns off]
- [somber music fading slowly]

369
00:18:28,600 --> 00:18:30,120
- Do you forgive me?
- [sighs]

370
00:18:32,240 --> 00:18:33,280
I forgive you.

371
00:18:35,360 --> 00:18:37,320
- Sorry for fucking up.
- Don't be ridiculous.

372
00:18:37,400 --> 00:18:40,120
You were doing fine until you hit me.

373
00:18:40,200 --> 00:18:42,400
- [groans]
- They liked you.

374
00:18:43,640 --> 00:18:45,120
- [Dexter] Did they?
- Yes.

375
00:18:45,200 --> 00:18:47,760
As much as they like anyone
who's not a blood relative.

376
00:18:47,840 --> 00:18:50,440
If they had it their way,
they'd marry me off to Murray.

377
00:18:50,520 --> 00:18:52,880
- [Dexter] Ah. [scoffs]
- [chuckles]

378
00:18:57,160 --> 00:18:59,480
Well, you know what they say.

379
00:19:04,520 --> 00:19:07,440
You always hurt
the one you love. [chuckles]

380
00:19:08,400 --> 00:19:09,560
[sighs]

381
00:19:10,480 --> 00:19:12,360
Let's get some sleep, shall we?

382
00:19:18,600 --> 00:19:20,120
[owl hoots outside]

383
00:19:37,400 --> 00:19:39,360
[both laugh]

384
00:19:40,400 --> 00:19:41,440
[chuckles]

385
00:19:42,680 --> 00:19:43,680
[sighs]

386
00:19:43,760 --> 00:19:44,880
[scoffs]

387
00:19:48,640 --> 00:19:51,280
[chuckling]

388
00:19:53,520 --> 00:19:56,040
[grunts] Are you laughing?

389
00:19:56,680 --> 00:19:58,720
[continues chuckling]

390
00:19:59,440 --> 00:20:01,160
I'm not... I'm not laughing.

391
00:20:03,120 --> 00:20:04,760
- Ah.
- I'm not laughing.

392
00:20:06,280 --> 00:20:07,280
It's just...

393
00:20:09,520 --> 00:20:16,000
You know when something happens,
and it's... it's just awful at the time,

394
00:20:16,080 --> 00:20:19,800
but you know one day
it'll make a funny anecdote?

395
00:20:20,720 --> 00:20:21,720
[scoffs]

396
00:20:22,400 --> 00:20:24,880
Well, not... not soon, but eventually.

397
00:20:25,880 --> 00:20:26,880
[sighs]

398
00:20:26,960 --> 00:20:30,360
I was just imagining
describing the day to my friend,

399
00:20:30,440 --> 00:20:33,520
who I know would find it funny.

400
00:20:34,080 --> 00:20:35,200
What friend?

401
00:20:35,840 --> 00:20:37,000
She's called Emma.

402
00:20:37,560 --> 00:20:39,560
- You haven't met her.
- Is there an ex, then?

403
00:20:39,640 --> 00:20:42,920
You're imagining regaling an ex
about how you nearly broke my nose?

404
00:20:43,000 --> 00:20:45,840
[chuckles] No, she's not an ex.
She's just a friend.

405
00:20:45,920 --> 00:20:47,000
[Sylvie inhales sharply]

406
00:20:47,080 --> 00:20:50,880
An old friend...
who I haven't seen for years.

407
00:20:51,440 --> 00:20:52,440
[Sylvie scoffs]

408
00:21:01,120 --> 00:21:03,120
Anyway, besides the, um...

409
00:21:03,640 --> 00:21:05,680
[clicks tongue]...the incident...

410
00:21:07,400 --> 00:21:10,920
[both laugh]

411
00:21:11,000 --> 00:21:12,440
Besides that,

412
00:21:14,600 --> 00:21:16,280
I had a... I had a great day.

413
00:21:17,880 --> 00:21:19,280
I like your family.

414
00:21:20,880 --> 00:21:21,880
Do you?

415
00:21:23,720 --> 00:21:24,720
I don't.

416
00:21:25,560 --> 00:21:27,200
They were ghastly today.

417
00:21:28,840 --> 00:21:32,520
I really, really like you.

418
00:21:40,440 --> 00:21:41,640
Sylvie, I...

419
00:21:45,640 --> 00:21:46,720
I love you.

420
00:21:48,360 --> 00:21:51,320
["On & On" by Longpigs playing]

421
00:21:57,680 --> 00:21:58,920
[laughs]

422
00:22:00,920 --> 00:22:01,960
Huh?

423
00:22:02,480 --> 00:22:04,160
- [Dexter grunts]
- [Sylvie laughs]

424
00:22:05,320 --> 00:22:06,320
Careful.

425
00:22:11,120 --> 00:22:14,080
<i>♪ All the songs that I've sung you ♪</i>

426
00:22:17,880 --> 00:22:20,160
<i>♪ More often than you know ♪</i>

427
00:22:23,280 --> 00:22:27,120
<i>♪ 'Cause you're the love
That I've clung to ♪</i>

428
00:22:30,360 --> 00:22:33,840
<i>♪ More often than I've let it show ♪</i>

429
00:22:36,120 --> 00:22:39,480
<i>♪ And I wish you would leave me ♪</i>

430
00:22:42,240 --> 00:22:45,920
<i>♪ And I wish you would go ♪</i>

431
00:22:48,760 --> 00:22:51,720
<i>♪ And I wish you didn't need me ♪</i>

432
00:22:53,240 --> 00:22:54,600
[song fades]