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Dude, hover much?
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Feds.
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Welp, just got a little itch
on my neck here,
and... Psyche!
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It's ball bearings!
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Whoa!
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Huh?
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You coppers got nothing on me!
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That scorpion farm was
in my locker when I found it.
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And I'm not saying nothing.
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Unless you've got
someone specific
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you want me to snitch on,
in which case, let's talk.
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I'll take it from here, boys.
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Kennedy?
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You're working with the Feds?
How could you?
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I've only got one question
for you, Becker Denoga.
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Will you go
to the Totally '80s
to the Max Dance with me?
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Huh?
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Oh, heck yeah!
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Dance proposals.
They get crazier every year,
am I right?
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How should I know? This is
the first year I've witnessed
any of this nonsense.
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What are you going to do
for Scott?
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Asking Scott to the dance
is the easiest part of my plan
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because I don't have to.
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We go every year as friends.
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The hard part is going to be--
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Finally telling Scott
you like him,
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which you vowed to do
on this notarized document?
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Yes, that part!
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You just carry
that thing around?
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Sheesh. Who are you?
The narrator?
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Hey, Hails.
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We going to the dance
this weekend?
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Was the lighter invented
before the match?
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I got to stop doing that
with obscure facts.
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The answer is "yes"!
Let's go to the dance.
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Sweet! And speaking
of the dance,
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I've got something special
in mind for when we get
on the dance floor.
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I'm gonna do a sick backflip,
and you can watch!
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I found a guy on MeTube
who practiced every day
for a year.
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And in the end,
he kind of did it.
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-"Kind of"? So,
he didn't actually--
- Backflip!
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So close!
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- Not really.
- Still sharp as a marble.
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Attention, everyone!
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Voting is now open
for this year's dance
Royal Couple!
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And I have a megaphone!
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And as Associate Chairman
of the Dance Committee--
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A made-up title I gave you
because you wouldn't
stop crying
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after your dance theme
wasn't chosen.
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For the record,
"None Like it Hot,
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colon, A Salute
to Ceiling Fans,"
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is a way better theme
than "The '80s."
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Yawn and gag.
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In any case,
at this year's dance,
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I have assigned myself
the vital role
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of Merriment Mitigation.
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So, the Fun Police?
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Wrong again,
Hailey Banks.
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I will be monitoring
the premises
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to ensure couples stay
at least a foot apart
during slow dances,
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and inspecting the punch,
to make sure the sugar level
does not exceed 15%.
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A general policing
of the fun level, if you will.
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So, the Fun Police.
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Yes, exactly. At the dance,
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everyone should be having
no more fun than this guy.
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Well, I'm not even gonna
get to go to the dance.
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All 30 girls I asked
weren't lucky enough
to say "yes."
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My proposal's
even starting to wear off.
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Dance proposals are so 2000
and late.
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Genesis, isn't saying
"2000 and late"
a little "2000 and late"?
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No. Look, guys,
my older sister,
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you know, the one in college
studying... Communications?
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She told me
about the hottest new
compatibility app,
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called "SnackMatch."
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-"SnackMatch"?
- Exactly.
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You just answer a series
of random questions,
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and it gives you
your "Food Personality,"
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which you can match
with others on a crazy,
deep level.
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Try it.
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Hissing possum? Yep, keep.
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Homework? Ugh! Toss.
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Possum eating homework?
Now that is a keep.
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The algorithm is,
like, never wrong.
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Your Food Personality is...
peanut butter.
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I don't get it.
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Does this mean
I'm supposed to bring
peanut butter to the dance?
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Duh, no.
You are peanut butter,
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and you can match with anyone
whose food pairs with yours.
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SnackMatch found.
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You are jelly.
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Third Becky?
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Sure, I'll go to the dance
with you, Chainsaw.
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Sweet! By the way, you have
the most lovely voice.
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You, too!
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Aw!
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That is so... weird.
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See? Never wrong.
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We'll see about that.
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I'm... spaghetti.
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And I'm...
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...meatballs.
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Wait, yum!
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Mega SnackMatch detected.
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This takes so much pressure
off the dance proposal.
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Guys, you're off the hook!
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Aw.
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Don't tell me
you're getting caught up
in this SnackTrash, too.
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Of course not, Beta.
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It's made by the Dingles
Worldwide Snacks
and Tires Corp.
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Only an idiot
would be into this.
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Guys, I am super
into this new app!
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Do you know it's made
by the parent company
of Dingles?
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Hailey, have you taken
the quiz yet?
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I was just saying
I'm about to!
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What? If anything,
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the quiz will prove
that I'm super compatible
with Scott,
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and it'll make it easier
for me to tell him how I feel.
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It's technology doing
the work for me.
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Technology has been doing
the work for you
for a long time now!
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Oh, real mature.
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Yes, I like buffets!
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Easiest quiz ever!
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Hello, students.
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It's time to once again study
the history of the prestigious
Crab Queen crown,
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which I won
only 25 short years ago.
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Okay, what's going on?
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This is when one of you
usually makes
a piercing comment,
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like, "I didn't know
we were studying
Ancient History,"
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which I would then spend
the weekend analyzing
with Dr. Fisher.
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I'm sorry, Miss Jackson.
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Ooh! I am oatmeal!
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"SnackMatch"?
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It's a compatibility quiz
for young people
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who still have a chance
to find their true soulmate.
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You wouldn't get it.
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Well, Veronica,
you can really dig
into that one with Dr. Fisher.
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Anyway, I doubt a silly quiz
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could really help someone find
their soulmate.
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Also, is "SnackMatch"
one word or two?
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- Last question.
- Me, too!
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Looks like
my Food Personality is...
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...lobster!
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And I'm cookies!
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Sweet! I love cookies!
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Lobster and cookies?
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Gag.
Good thing you guys
aren't a thing,
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'cause those are,
like, the least compatible
food personalities.
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Honestly, I'm surprised
you two are even friends.
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Huh?
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Um, are we going
to learn today?
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SnackMatch says Scott and I
are completely incompatible.
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Can this be right?
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I wouldn't worry about it.
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Take it
from a computer, Hailey.
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Humans are way more complex
than a simple algorithm.
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I'm going for the high score!
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Maybe not all humans.
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I cannot believe you, Tommy D!
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You're willing to throw away
a three-and-a-half week
relationship over an app?
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Are you serious right now?
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Serious as a split end!
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Look, babe, I'm tortilla chips
and you're milk,
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which are both legit,
just not exactly sick
and tight.
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Who knows if a side of guac
is out there somewhere?
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Then go find
somewhere else
to dip your chip!
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Mega SnackMatch detected!
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- Cookies?
- Milk?
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We're, like, mega compatible.
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That's what I just said!
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Is this app listening in
on us?
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- Nope!
- Oh, okay.
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Hey, you're Destiny,
from the League
of Extraordinary Hair, right?
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And you're Scott!
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Yeah,
I remember you!
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You know, I always thought
your hair had the best bounce.
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That is a low blow, lady bro!
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You're a big, bouncy boy,
Tommy D.
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OMG, did we hear that you two
are "cookies and milk"?
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You're the only other
Mega SnackMatch we've met!
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- Do you want to share
a limo to the dance?
- Yeah. Actually,
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he is going to dance with me.
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Lobster.
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We go to every dance together.
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As friends.
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Lobster and cookies?
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Ew!
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Okay, well... Bye.
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We didn't want to share
your limo anyway!
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And SnackMatch
is just a silly app.
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Nobody really cares
what it says!
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The votes are in!
And since everyone
really cares
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what SnackMatch says,
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the Royal Couple is...
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Destiny and...
my ex-BF who I amicably
un-coupled with... Scott!
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00:09:04,669 --> 00:09:06,921
I swear, this is only
my second breakfast cone.
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Scott and Destiny!
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Cookies and milk.
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So compatible
that the whole school
has been shipping you.
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Ugh.
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00:09:16,014 --> 00:09:17,015
Since yesterday?
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00:09:17,015 --> 00:09:19,017
They might be totally
shipping us,
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but I'm totally
"dipping" Scott.
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Get it?
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Because he's my cookie.
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Be sure to tag Tommy D
in that, mkay?
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You guys are gonna be
so cute at the dance together.
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00:09:29,486 --> 00:09:30,904
We're going
to the dance together?
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The Royal Couple always goes
to the dance together.
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00:09:33,072 --> 00:09:36,201
It's tradition.
Like licking the flagpole
before football games.
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Now say, "I've got a date
with Destiny!"
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I've got... to talk
with someone first.
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Dodgeball gods, be kind.
I am invisible.
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- Argh!
- Hey, Hailey.
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Do you have a minute to talk?
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Does it look like it?
- Okay, cool. Here's the thing,
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me and Destiny,
you know the girl
who I'm super compatible with?
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Well, she and I
just got voted Royal Couple.
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00:10:01,476 --> 00:10:04,229
Since you and I
were only gonna go
to the dance as friends,
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would it be all right
if I went with her instead?
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00:10:07,065 --> 00:10:09,484
I mean, you and I
have already gone
to a bunch of dances together.
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00:10:09,484 --> 00:10:10,819
But according to
a trendy new app
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and a bunch of teenagers,
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Destiny might be my...
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00:10:13,613 --> 00:10:15,156
you know, destiny.
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00:10:18,868 --> 00:10:20,578
Ah!
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Sure! I mean,
why would I mind?
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- I've got plenty
of other options!
- You do?
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Because pretty much everyone
in school is paired up
because of SnackMatch.
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00:10:29,212 --> 00:10:32,298
Don't worry about old Hailey,
this lobster is
gonna find its...
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...m-- match.
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I've got so many options,
I can't even think
of one right now.
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Too bad you can't ask
that guy Sanjay.
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- Who?
- You know, the really cool kid
from Botany Camp
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you said was super hunky
and super into you,
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but travels
all over the world,
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so you never know
where he's gonna be,
and can't introduce me--
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Oh... That Sanjay.
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00:10:51,484 --> 00:10:53,903
Yeah, great idea. I... I mean,
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he's been all up
in my DMs lately,
begging to meet up.
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I thought you said
he wasn't on social media.
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Wow, good memory.
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00:11:00,994 --> 00:11:05,832
He's not. He sends me DMs
via... carrier... pigeon.
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00:11:07,166 --> 00:11:10,086
Man, he sounds
like a cool guy!
You got a picture of him?
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00:11:10,086 --> 00:11:13,256
Boy, you sure
are Mr. Questions today.
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00:11:13,256 --> 00:11:16,801
Okay, let me see. I'm sure
I have one here somewhere.
246
00:11:17,677 --> 00:11:19,262
Here! Here he is!
247
00:11:19,262 --> 00:11:20,638
Whoa, what a hunk!
248
00:11:20,638 --> 00:11:22,932
Makes me want
to buy that cologne
he's standing next to.
249
00:11:23,308 --> 00:11:24,893
AirSync that to me.
250
00:11:24,893 --> 00:11:26,561
Wha-- Anyway.
251
00:11:26,561 --> 00:11:29,564
The point is, I've got options
that aren't you, Scott!
252
00:11:29,564 --> 00:11:32,400
Okay. Cool. I thought
you might be mad or something.
253
00:11:32,400 --> 00:11:34,694
Anyway. Thanks, Hails.
I'll see you at the dance!
254
00:11:35,111 --> 00:11:36,738
Ah! Spleen shot!
255
00:11:36,738 --> 00:11:38,239
So, then dodge!
256
00:11:38,239 --> 00:11:39,490
It's called dodgeball!
257
00:11:45,455 --> 00:11:46,998
♪ Hey! Hey! ♪
258
00:11:48,333 --> 00:11:49,375
♪ Hey! Hey! ♪
259
00:11:51,169 --> 00:11:53,504
Loving the '80s looks,
everyone!
260
00:11:53,504 --> 00:11:55,506
The high hair,
the big shoulders,
261
00:11:55,506 --> 00:11:56,883
the... cowboy hat?
262
00:11:57,508 --> 00:11:59,177
Jonathan,
what's with the get-up?
263
00:11:59,177 --> 00:12:00,220
Don't ask.
264
00:12:00,220 --> 00:12:03,514
He thought
"'80s To The Max" meant
the 1880s.
265
00:12:03,514 --> 00:12:05,683
The flyer didn't specify
a century.
266
00:12:05,683 --> 00:12:07,310
Anyone could have made
that mistake.
267
00:12:07,310 --> 00:12:08,353
No, only you.
268
00:12:08,978 --> 00:12:10,104
And him.
269
00:12:11,022 --> 00:12:13,191
A.C., why are you dressed
like that?
270
00:12:13,191 --> 00:12:16,945
This was the apparel of choice
for the British Redcoats,
circa 1780.
271
00:12:17,528 --> 00:12:19,739
You know, there wouldn't be
all this confusion
272
00:12:19,739 --> 00:12:22,116
if we would have gone
with my theme.
273
00:12:25,119 --> 00:12:27,121
So, we must have
a lot in common.
274
00:12:27,121 --> 00:12:28,957
Being cookies and milk
and all--
275
00:12:28,957 --> 00:12:30,500
Shut up a sec.
Here comes Tommy D.
276
00:12:32,669 --> 00:12:35,004
Scott, that is
such a funny story!
277
00:12:35,004 --> 00:12:38,716
And also sweet,
because you saved
that chinchilla!
278
00:12:40,134 --> 00:12:41,844
Sorry, what were you saying?
279
00:12:41,844 --> 00:12:44,973
Nothing, just talking
about all the chemistry
we probably have.
280
00:12:44,973 --> 00:12:46,307
Did Tommy look back here?
281
00:12:46,599 --> 00:12:47,892
No, wait.
That was a hair toss.
282
00:12:48,226 --> 00:12:50,770
Sorry,
you said you were
failing Chemistry?
283
00:12:50,770 --> 00:12:53,272
I am, but that's
a whole different problem.
284
00:12:54,899 --> 00:12:56,651
Hey, Destiny, check this out.
285
00:12:56,651 --> 00:12:58,444
I'm gonna parkour
off that weird car.
286
00:12:58,653 --> 00:13:00,780
Parkour!
287
00:13:08,705 --> 00:13:09,789
Rough night?
288
00:13:10,623 --> 00:13:13,793
Yeah, me and Destiny
just don't seem
to be hitting it off.
289
00:13:14,335 --> 00:13:17,255
This is way less fun
than when I used to go
to dances with Hailey.
290
00:13:17,839 --> 00:13:19,549
Where is Hailey, anyway?
291
00:13:19,549 --> 00:13:22,093
She's usually so punctual
for social events,
that she always remembers
292
00:13:22,093 --> 00:13:24,095
to bring that medicine
that stops me from burping
293
00:13:24,095 --> 00:13:26,055
after I have too much juice.
294
00:13:26,431 --> 00:13:29,100
Scott, I never thought
I'd speak ill of a phone app,
295
00:13:29,100 --> 00:13:31,936
but I think you're putting
too much stock
into SnackMatch.
296
00:13:31,936 --> 00:13:34,647
But it was super accurate
for everyone else.
297
00:13:34,647 --> 00:13:36,983
I mean, look at Chainsaw
and Third Becky.
298
00:13:37,483 --> 00:13:41,904
Okay!
Let's have some daylight
between you two.
299
00:13:41,904 --> 00:13:43,489
And, hey, DJ.
300
00:13:43,489 --> 00:13:47,535
Let's keep that music
at an easy 60 beats
per minute, mkay?
301
00:13:48,953 --> 00:13:51,122
Maybe the right person for me
just isn't out there.
302
00:13:51,122 --> 00:13:52,874
I mean, look at you and me.
303
00:13:52,874 --> 00:13:54,834
We didn't last.
304
00:13:54,834 --> 00:13:59,297
Scott, you are one
of the nicest,
most genuine people I know.
305
00:13:59,297 --> 00:14:01,049
The only reason
we didn't work out
306
00:14:01,049 --> 00:14:03,968
is that I wanted to put
my #HatJourney first.
307
00:14:03,968 --> 00:14:06,471
Which is why I came
to this dance
#ConfidentlySolo
308
00:14:06,471 --> 00:14:08,931
even though
my Food Personality is cheese,
309
00:14:08,931 --> 00:14:10,558
which obvi goes
with everything.
310
00:14:11,017 --> 00:14:13,644
Trust me, the right girl
for you is out there,
311
00:14:13,644 --> 00:14:15,563
no matter what
SnackMatch says.
312
00:14:15,563 --> 00:14:17,065
Thanks, Kristine.
313
00:14:17,065 --> 00:14:19,400
I'd sure like to "toss"
this little pep talk.
314
00:14:19,400 --> 00:14:20,526
Um... Okay? Rude.
315
00:14:20,526 --> 00:14:23,154
No, I mean like how you do
on SnackMatch.
316
00:14:23,488 --> 00:14:26,032
You know, "toss" it
into your cart
because you like it.
317
00:14:26,032 --> 00:14:27,492
Wait. What?
318
00:14:27,492 --> 00:14:30,119
You don't toss
the things you like.
You "keep" them.
319
00:14:30,745 --> 00:14:32,997
No, if you don't
like something,
320
00:14:32,997 --> 00:14:34,749
you keep it on the shelf.
321
00:14:35,208 --> 00:14:37,168
I think I know how
a grocery store works.
322
00:14:37,627 --> 00:14:40,254
But that's exactly
the opposite of how
SnackMatch works!
323
00:14:40,546 --> 00:14:42,757
It is? Why do they make it
so confusing?
324
00:14:43,007 --> 00:14:44,675
They didn't!
325
00:14:44,675 --> 00:14:47,678
You somehow managed
to get every answer wrong
on an opinion quiz.
326
00:14:47,678 --> 00:14:51,140
That's why you
and Destiny don't have
any chemistry.
327
00:14:51,140 --> 00:14:53,726
She's the last person
you should end up with.
328
00:14:54,352 --> 00:14:56,896
Take the quiz again,
except like
a normal person would.
329
00:15:07,281 --> 00:15:09,992
Your Food Personality
is... butter.
330
00:15:09,992 --> 00:15:11,744
Oh, that makes
so much more sense.
331
00:15:11,911 --> 00:15:13,454
I love butter.
332
00:15:13,454 --> 00:15:14,914
I'm ButterScott!
333
00:15:14,914 --> 00:15:16,582
Find out what pairs best
with "butter."
334
00:15:18,918 --> 00:15:20,044
Lobster!
335
00:15:22,421 --> 00:15:23,881
♪ Ooh-ooh-ooh ♪
336
00:15:26,551 --> 00:15:27,510
♪ Ooh-ooh-ooh ♪
337
00:15:30,555 --> 00:15:33,015
Whoa,
I never realized it before,
338
00:15:33,015 --> 00:15:34,517
but, oh, my God,
339
00:15:35,309 --> 00:15:37,436
I think I like-like Hailey!
340
00:15:37,895 --> 00:15:40,106
She's the one I want
to be with tonight.
341
00:15:40,106 --> 00:15:41,399
Forget Destiny.
342
00:15:41,607 --> 00:15:43,025
Hailey's my destiny!
343
00:15:43,025 --> 00:15:45,945
OMG!
I totally support all of this.
344
00:15:45,945 --> 00:15:48,156
You should go tell Hailey
how you feel right now!
345
00:15:48,573 --> 00:15:49,991
Yeah? Yeah!
346
00:15:49,991 --> 00:15:51,659
Oh, no.
347
00:15:51,659 --> 00:15:53,953
I just remembered
Hailey seemed really
into her super cool fling
348
00:15:53,953 --> 00:15:56,164
from Botany Camp, Sanjay.
349
00:15:56,164 --> 00:15:57,456
And I don't blame her.
350
00:15:57,456 --> 00:15:58,666
Look at this guy!
351
00:15:59,792 --> 00:16:03,254
Scott! Hailey obviously made
this guy up to save face.
352
00:16:03,254 --> 00:16:05,131
That picture
is from a cologne ad!
353
00:16:05,131 --> 00:16:06,465
You're right!
354
00:16:06,465 --> 00:16:07,466
I'm gonna do it!
355
00:16:07,466 --> 00:16:09,760
I'm gonna tell Hailey Banks
I like her.
356
00:16:09,760 --> 00:16:11,053
Then I'm gonna come back here,
357
00:16:11,053 --> 00:16:12,930
and do
a sick backflip afterwards.
358
00:16:14,765 --> 00:16:16,934
Hello, world!
359
00:16:16,934 --> 00:16:19,937
I like Hailey Banks!
360
00:16:20,313 --> 00:16:21,981
I'm okay!
361
00:16:22,565 --> 00:16:23,649
Whoo-hoo!
362
00:16:25,651 --> 00:16:28,237
Parkour!
363
00:16:33,993 --> 00:16:36,495
♪ Sometimes it takes
a little distance ♪
364
00:16:37,246 --> 00:16:39,999
♪ To make sense out of
all the loud ♪
365
00:16:39,999 --> 00:16:42,126
♪ Questioning
your existence... ♪
366
00:16:43,628 --> 00:16:45,046
Hey!
367
00:16:47,381 --> 00:16:50,218
Hey, guys, I'm going
to go see about a girl.
368
00:16:50,218 --> 00:16:52,136
Yeah!
369
00:16:53,387 --> 00:16:55,223
So, after Lil' Meatball
distracts the guards,
370
00:16:55,223 --> 00:16:56,349
I'll blow the safe.
371
00:16:58,809 --> 00:17:00,728
A dozen roses, please!
372
00:17:01,145 --> 00:17:02,980
Ah, shoot.
I don't have any cash.
373
00:17:02,980 --> 00:17:04,232
They're on the house, son.
374
00:17:04,232 --> 00:17:06,234
I can see true love
in your eyes.
375
00:17:06,234 --> 00:17:07,693
Now go get that girl!
376
00:17:07,693 --> 00:17:09,570
- She's a lobster!
- Huh?
377
00:17:16,786 --> 00:17:18,537
♪ You've been
best friends... ♪
378
00:17:18,537 --> 00:17:19,914
Oh. Wow.
379
00:17:20,248 --> 00:17:22,291
Scott, what are you
doing here?
380
00:17:22,541 --> 00:17:24,710
Hailey, there's something
I need to tell you.
381
00:17:25,586 --> 00:17:27,088
Ooh,
this sounds important.
382
00:17:28,714 --> 00:17:29,715
Hi, I'm Sanjay.
383
00:17:33,803 --> 00:17:37,265
You must be Scott. Hailey said
so many nice things about you.
384
00:17:37,265 --> 00:17:38,766
I almost didn't think
you were real.
385
00:17:39,433 --> 00:17:42,687
But... I saw you
in a cologne ad.
386
00:17:42,687 --> 00:17:45,231
Oh, yeah, I get asked
to do those sometimes.
387
00:17:45,606 --> 00:17:47,858
Kinda embarrassing
to be recognized for modeling,
388
00:17:47,858 --> 00:17:49,402
but each one of those gigs
389
00:17:49,402 --> 00:17:52,405
can pay to plant a 1,000 trees
in the Ecuadorian rainforest.
390
00:17:52,405 --> 00:17:54,991
After you decided to go
to the dance with Destiny,
391
00:17:54,991 --> 00:17:56,284
I sent Sanjay a DM.
392
00:17:56,284 --> 00:17:57,785
It turns out his dad
393
00:17:57,785 --> 00:18:00,079
just got stationed
at Camp Pendleton
as an engineer.
394
00:18:00,079 --> 00:18:02,123
It was fate! So,
I pigeoned her back and said,
395
00:18:02,123 --> 00:18:03,833
"I'd love to go
to the dance."
396
00:18:03,833 --> 00:18:06,919
Oh, hey there, Mordecai.
Can you tell Dad
I won't be home until 10:00?
397
00:18:09,213 --> 00:18:11,132
So... What did you want
to tell me?
398
00:18:12,425 --> 00:18:16,470
Oh. Just that...
it's raining out.
399
00:18:16,929 --> 00:18:18,764
So, don't forget
your umbrella.
400
00:18:20,057 --> 00:18:23,311
I feel like that probably
could have been a text,
but thanks.
401
00:18:23,311 --> 00:18:25,479
You should take
your own advice, bud.
You're soaked.
402
00:18:25,479 --> 00:18:27,231
The trees
are loving this, though.
403
00:18:27,231 --> 00:18:28,899
Oh. Scott,
what's with the flowers?
404
00:18:29,150 --> 00:18:30,526
These? Oh!
405
00:18:31,068 --> 00:18:34,113
They're for Sanjay,
because... botany.
406
00:18:34,739 --> 00:18:35,698
Thanks!
407
00:18:35,698 --> 00:18:37,950
Hey, you need
a ride back to the dance?
408
00:18:43,914 --> 00:18:45,374
Nice limo!
409
00:18:45,750 --> 00:18:46,667
What's that?
410
00:18:46,667 --> 00:18:48,377
I said,
"It's a nice limo!"
411
00:18:48,377 --> 00:18:50,671
I mean, as far as limos go,
412
00:18:51,422 --> 00:18:53,174
seems like a pretty nice one!
413
00:18:54,675 --> 00:18:57,136
I think it's actually
a town car.
414
00:18:57,887 --> 00:18:59,430
Oh, cool!
415
00:18:59,764 --> 00:19:00,806
Cool, cool, cool!
416
00:19:03,309 --> 00:19:04,769
♪ Hoppity-hipping ♪
417
00:19:04,769 --> 00:19:06,812
♪ Homies on the ones
and twos doing the skipping ♪
418
00:19:06,812 --> 00:19:08,731
So, how did it g-- Oh, no!
419
00:19:12,026 --> 00:19:13,444
Sanjay's real?
420
00:19:13,736 --> 00:19:16,197
Oh, yeah. And he knows
about flowers, and pigeons,
421
00:19:16,197 --> 00:19:18,616
and the difference
between limos and town cars!
422
00:19:19,116 --> 00:19:21,160
Scott, I'm so sorry.
423
00:19:21,160 --> 00:19:22,328
How are you doing?
424
00:19:23,245 --> 00:19:25,664
I... I think I'm embarrassed?
425
00:19:25,664 --> 00:19:27,541
Is this what embarrassment
feels like?
426
00:19:27,541 --> 00:19:31,962
I don't like it.
Please don't tell anyone
what I told you about Hailey.
427
00:19:32,213 --> 00:19:33,464
It'll be our secret.
428
00:19:33,464 --> 00:19:36,258
And Scott, just know
that you can always talk
to me.
429
00:19:36,258 --> 00:19:38,469
Besides, this Sanjay guy
can't be that--
430
00:19:38,469 --> 00:19:40,471
OMG, look at those
dance moves.
431
00:19:40,471 --> 00:19:42,765
♪ Hippity-hopping
Hoppity-hipping ♪
432
00:19:43,808 --> 00:19:45,976
Hey, everyone. This is Sanjay.
433
00:19:45,976 --> 00:19:47,478
He used to
be a back-up dancer...
434
00:19:47,478 --> 00:19:48,688
...for Usher.
435
00:19:48,688 --> 00:19:51,023
Oh, stop. It was just
for his European tour.
436
00:19:51,023 --> 00:19:52,441
I can barely remember
the moves...
437
00:19:52,441 --> 00:19:54,276
And five, six, seven, eight.
438
00:19:54,276 --> 00:19:56,195
Uh-huh!
439
00:19:56,529 --> 00:19:58,030
Hails!
440
00:19:58,030 --> 00:19:59,865
While this Sanjay guy
is super cool
441
00:19:59,865 --> 00:20:02,493
and objectively better
than Scott in every way,
442
00:20:02,493 --> 00:20:04,370
you have got to think
about the list.
443
00:20:04,370 --> 00:20:06,956
The world depends
on you telling Scott
how you feel,
444
00:20:06,956 --> 00:20:08,708
and you promised
to do it tonight.
445
00:20:10,167 --> 00:20:11,419
You know what, Beta?
446
00:20:11,419 --> 00:20:13,254
I can't do this anymore.
447
00:20:13,254 --> 00:20:17,466
I can't keep chasing
after someone who is never
going to like me back.
448
00:20:17,967 --> 00:20:20,886
You and the list
are not in control of my life.
449
00:20:20,886 --> 00:20:22,012
I am.
450
00:20:27,017 --> 00:20:29,353
♪ Then don't wake me up
if I'm dreaming ♪
451
00:20:41,782 --> 00:20:45,369
♪ Then don't wake me up
if I'm dreaming ♪
452
00:20:49,457 --> 00:20:50,666
Chaos!
453
00:20:51,375 --> 00:20:54,462
I'm getting awfully tired
of these guys.
454
00:20:54,462 --> 00:20:56,756
Okay, everyone, clear the way!
My first time trying this,
455
00:20:56,756 --> 00:20:59,467
but... Backflip!
456
00:21:00,968 --> 00:21:02,553
- Sick.
- And tight.
457
00:21:03,262 --> 00:21:05,389
Hailey, reconnecting with you
has reminded me
458
00:21:05,389 --> 00:21:07,349
of all the magic
we had at Botany Camp.
459
00:21:07,641 --> 00:21:08,601
I gotta ask,
460
00:21:08,934 --> 00:21:09,852
do you want to go out?
461
00:21:14,148 --> 00:21:15,524
If you don't say yes, I will.
462
00:21:19,278 --> 00:21:20,446
Of course I will!
463
00:21:23,449 --> 00:21:25,951
- This is turning
into total--
- Chaos!
464
00:21:25,951 --> 00:21:27,453
What was that?
465
00:21:31,540 --> 00:21:32,792
Chaos!
466
00:21:34,960 --> 00:21:35,920
Chaos?
467
00:21:37,713 --> 00:21:41,383
What the actual beans
did I just see?
468
00:21:41,717 --> 00:21:43,719
Hey, hey! Let's get
all the happy couples together
469
00:21:43,719 --> 00:21:45,763
- for a picture
in the photo booth.
- Let's do it.
470
00:21:45,763 --> 00:21:47,765
- Yeah, yeah!
- What a great idea!
471
00:21:49,975 --> 00:21:52,353
- Hey, Scott.
- Yeah?
472
00:21:52,770 --> 00:21:55,523
Do you mind watching
our stuff while Sanjay
and I get a few pictures
473
00:21:55,523 --> 00:21:57,942
in the photo booth?
We are actually going out now.
474
00:21:59,276 --> 00:22:00,486
Yeah, sure.
475
00:22:01,820 --> 00:22:03,489
In case I haven't
said it lately,
476
00:22:03,739 --> 00:22:05,282
thanks for being
a great friend.
477
00:22:05,282 --> 00:22:06,826
You know,
478
00:22:06,826 --> 00:22:09,328
I don't think cookies
and lobster sound
so bad together.
479
00:22:09,328 --> 00:22:11,038
Hailey, you know,
I'm actually...
480
00:22:14,166 --> 00:22:16,293
really happy for you guys.
481
00:22:23,884 --> 00:22:26,303
Super Mega
SnackMatch detected!
482
00:22:45,656 --> 00:22:47,157
What the heck
is happening?
483
00:22:47,157 --> 00:22:50,286
I have no idea.
But I do know the only thing
that will keep it
484
00:22:50,286 --> 00:22:53,706
from happening again,
is for Hailey to stop
avoiding items on her list.
485
00:22:53,706 --> 00:22:56,208
Okay, okay! Jeez!
We'll clean the attic!
486
00:22:56,208 --> 00:22:57,876
It's not the attic,
you buffoon!
487
00:22:57,876 --> 00:23:00,504
Look, this goes
against all of my programming,
488
00:23:00,504 --> 00:23:02,172
but there's something
you need to know.
489
00:23:02,756 --> 00:23:06,343
There's one list item
Hailey's never told you about.
490
00:23:11,640 --> 00:23:13,684
♪ The future's in my hands ♪
491
00:23:13,684 --> 00:23:15,019
♪ World's what you make it ♪
492
00:23:15,019 --> 00:23:16,562
♪ Get up and chase it ♪
493
00:23:16,562 --> 00:23:18,814
♪ Leaving nothing to chance ♪
494
00:23:18,814 --> 00:23:21,442
♪ I'm taking action
making it happen ♪
495
00:23:21,442 --> 00:23:23,777
♪ No matter what tomorrow
might bring ♪
496
00:23:23,777 --> 00:23:26,655
♪ I got the guts
to do anything ♪
497
00:23:26,655 --> 00:23:29,033
♪ The future's in my hands ♪
498
00:23:29,033 --> 00:23:30,451
♪ Promise, I'm on it ♪
499
00:23:30,451 --> 00:23:31,744
♪ I'm on it ♪
500
00:23:31,744 --> 00:23:34,079
♪ Whoa-oh-oh-oh, oh, oh ♪
501
00:23:34,079 --> 00:23:39,543
- ♪ Hey, hey, hey! ♪
- ♪ Hailey's on it! ♪