1 00:00:01,752 --> 00:00:03,003 Chaos bots have been sent from the future 2 00:00:03,378 --> 00:00:05,088 to stop the one person who can save the world. 3 00:00:05,464 --> 00:00:07,382 Me? 4 00:00:07,382 --> 00:00:09,635 - ♪ Hey, hey, hey! ♪ - ♪ Hailey's on it! ♪ 5 00:00:09,635 --> 00:00:11,970 ♪ Teach a cat to play the piano ♪ 6 00:00:11,970 --> 00:00:14,514 ♪ Roller-skate all the way to Orlando ♪ 7 00:00:14,514 --> 00:00:15,891 ♪ Use my ear wax? ♪ 8 00:00:15,891 --> 00:00:17,726 ♪ To make a candle ♪ 9 00:00:17,726 --> 00:00:19,645 - ♪ Hey, hey, hey! ♪ - ♪ Hailey's on it! ♪ 10 00:00:19,645 --> 00:00:22,231 ♪ Win first place for world's cutest pet rock ♪ 11 00:00:22,231 --> 00:00:24,608 ♪ Do a corn maze Hope I don't get lost ♪ 12 00:00:24,608 --> 00:00:25,734 ♪ Eat an onion ♪ 13 00:00:25,734 --> 00:00:26,944 ♪ Kiss my friend Scott? ♪ 14 00:00:26,944 --> 00:00:28,737 Huh? 15 00:00:28,737 --> 00:00:30,614 I squished my pickle! 16 00:00:30,614 --> 00:00:32,449 - ♪ Hey, hey, hey! ♪ - ♪ Hailey's on it! ♪ 17 00:00:40,832 --> 00:00:42,334 What? 18 00:00:44,419 --> 00:00:45,963 Hey, stop following me. 19 00:00:46,838 --> 00:00:48,840 Please! I have a family! 20 00:00:52,803 --> 00:00:55,055 Phew! Five thousand pieces. 21 00:00:56,098 --> 00:00:57,266 Open up! 22 00:00:57,266 --> 00:00:58,642 I'm being stalked by a bird of prey! 23 00:00:59,476 --> 00:01:01,144 Maybe we let this play out. 24 00:01:08,568 --> 00:01:10,779 Wow, the rare snowy owl, Bubo Scandiacus. 25 00:01:11,822 --> 00:01:13,532 - It's so majestic. - Whoa! It just ate a snake. 26 00:01:15,701 --> 00:01:16,576 Well, that took a turn. 27 00:01:17,369 --> 00:01:18,537 Looks like it left a package. 28 00:01:19,538 --> 00:01:21,331 That owl has excellent handwriting. 29 00:01:21,331 --> 00:01:23,834 Yeah, I don't think... Just open it. 30 00:01:29,798 --> 00:01:31,800 Hello, Scott Denoga. 31 00:01:31,800 --> 00:01:33,635 It's a pleasure speaking to you. 32 00:01:33,635 --> 00:01:35,596 You're becoming quite a fine young man. 33 00:01:35,971 --> 00:01:37,764 Has this guy been watching me? 34 00:01:37,764 --> 00:01:39,766 Let me introduce myself. 35 00:01:39,766 --> 00:01:41,059 I'm Klaus Gimlet, 36 00:01:41,059 --> 00:01:43,937 headmaster of Ingebretsen Luge Academy. 37 00:01:44,396 --> 00:01:46,898 And you, Scott, are a luge legacy. 38 00:01:47,316 --> 00:01:48,775 - Cool! - Legacy? 39 00:01:49,651 --> 00:01:50,610 What's luge? 40 00:01:55,615 --> 00:01:57,784 Everything on Ingebretsen's campus 41 00:01:57,784 --> 00:02:00,620 is designed to maximize the luger lifestyle. 42 00:02:00,620 --> 00:02:03,498 From our state-of-the-art training gymnasium 43 00:02:03,498 --> 00:02:07,377 to our five-star spa, offering restorative massages. 44 00:02:07,377 --> 00:02:09,296 Have to keep those calves limber! 45 00:02:10,172 --> 00:02:13,008 We all know everyone on Earth wants to be a luger. 46 00:02:13,008 --> 00:02:14,551 I do now! 47 00:02:14,551 --> 00:02:16,511 But few possess the dedication, 48 00:02:16,511 --> 00:02:18,972 the poise, the resilient luger spirit 49 00:02:18,972 --> 00:02:20,223 that runs in your blood. 50 00:02:21,099 --> 00:02:22,100 I'm a luger. 51 00:02:23,018 --> 00:02:24,603 I've been a luger my whole life. 52 00:02:25,270 --> 00:02:27,856 When we compete, we luge! 53 00:02:28,565 --> 00:02:30,776 Those slack-eyed kids don't sit right with me. 54 00:02:31,652 --> 00:02:34,029 Scott, when you turn 18, 55 00:02:34,029 --> 00:02:37,074 a spot in our distinguished community awaits. 56 00:02:37,074 --> 00:02:40,202 Pending, of course, your run time at our Invitational Luge Expo. 57 00:02:40,202 --> 00:02:42,996 But knowing your pedigree, that won't be a problem. 58 00:02:42,996 --> 00:02:44,748 Come accomplish greatness! 59 00:02:44,748 --> 00:02:46,792 See you at the Invitational! 60 00:02:52,464 --> 00:02:55,926 You got a personalized recruitment video for... luge? 61 00:02:55,926 --> 00:02:57,010 I guess so. 62 00:02:57,010 --> 00:02:58,720 I've never even tried it. 63 00:02:58,720 --> 00:03:00,263 But you heard the headmaster dude. 64 00:03:00,263 --> 00:03:01,390 I've been chosen. 65 00:03:01,390 --> 00:03:03,975 Apparently, luging is in my blood, 66 00:03:03,975 --> 00:03:05,227 along with high cholesterol. 67 00:03:06,520 --> 00:03:07,813 Let's try it out! 68 00:03:15,487 --> 00:03:17,447 Hey, you're actually pretty good, I think. 69 00:03:17,906 --> 00:03:19,032 Whoo-hoo! 70 00:03:19,032 --> 00:03:20,409 That was awesome! 71 00:03:21,451 --> 00:03:23,328 That was not awesome. 72 00:03:23,328 --> 00:03:25,622 There will be no lugers in my house. 73 00:03:26,289 --> 00:03:28,250 Whoa! I haven't seen your mom this worked up 74 00:03:28,250 --> 00:03:29,793 since her pizza cutter went dull. 75 00:03:29,793 --> 00:03:31,002 It had one job! 76 00:03:32,170 --> 00:03:34,923 Scott, I've never told you this before, 77 00:03:34,923 --> 00:03:38,218 but your father was a luger. 78 00:03:39,928 --> 00:03:41,096 No way. 79 00:03:41,096 --> 00:03:42,806 Dad's an ophthalmologist. 80 00:03:42,806 --> 00:03:44,474 When he picked us up from school last week, 81 00:03:44,474 --> 00:03:45,684 he got winded telling us about 82 00:03:45,684 --> 00:03:47,144 his latest cataract surgery. 83 00:03:47,477 --> 00:03:49,146 He's no athlete. 84 00:03:49,146 --> 00:03:50,230 That's an understatement. 85 00:03:50,230 --> 00:03:52,607 Mr. Denoga has real indoor vibes. 86 00:03:52,607 --> 00:03:54,901 That's him. He's an eye doctor over in Carlsbad. 87 00:03:54,901 --> 00:03:56,987 Eddie and Sunny are divorced but are still close 88 00:03:56,987 --> 00:03:58,447 and do family karaoke on Wednesdays. 89 00:03:58,447 --> 00:03:59,573 But luge? 90 00:03:59,573 --> 00:04:01,408 No way Eddie's a luger! 91 00:04:01,741 --> 00:04:03,285 No way Dad's a luger. 92 00:04:03,618 --> 00:04:04,911 Sit. You're old enough now. 93 00:04:05,996 --> 00:04:07,914 I'm gonna tell you a cautionary tale. 94 00:04:09,166 --> 00:04:10,834 When Eduardo and I first met, 95 00:04:10,834 --> 00:04:12,461 he was a luger through and through. 96 00:04:12,461 --> 00:04:14,838 He was so cool and carefree. 97 00:04:15,714 --> 00:04:17,716 And I was still trying to live out my parent's dream 98 00:04:17,716 --> 00:04:20,051 by drowning myself in boring med school homework. 99 00:04:20,969 --> 00:04:23,180 But Eddie encouraged me to follow my dream 100 00:04:23,180 --> 00:04:24,181 and become a restaurateur. 101 00:04:31,563 --> 00:04:32,898 Life was perfect. 102 00:04:34,107 --> 00:04:35,984 But one day, tragedy struck. 103 00:04:37,944 --> 00:04:40,030 He crashed going 90 miles an hour. 104 00:04:41,198 --> 00:04:42,199 That's not the tragedy. 105 00:04:42,657 --> 00:04:45,869 Eddie broke his legs in ten places! 106 00:04:45,869 --> 00:04:47,579 That's not the tragedy, either. 107 00:04:47,954 --> 00:04:49,873 The real tragedy was that in the hospital, 108 00:04:50,499 --> 00:04:52,542 Eddie developed a deep respect for doctors. 109 00:04:52,542 --> 00:04:55,545 So deep, he decided to go to med school and become one himself. 110 00:04:57,839 --> 00:04:59,466 That was the tragedy. 111 00:05:01,051 --> 00:05:02,802 Before long, we grew apart. 112 00:05:03,386 --> 00:05:05,180 He was all work and no play. 113 00:05:05,722 --> 00:05:07,557 Eddie even cut off his mullet. 114 00:05:08,141 --> 00:05:10,727 No more business in the front and party in the back. 115 00:05:10,727 --> 00:05:12,854 Now, it was just all business. 116 00:05:13,438 --> 00:05:15,941 One moment, Eddie was luging down the track. 117 00:05:16,441 --> 00:05:18,443 The next, he was buying his own stethoscope. 118 00:05:19,653 --> 00:05:21,321 I don't want that to happen to you, Scott. 119 00:05:21,696 --> 00:05:22,572 Now, clean this up! 120 00:05:24,366 --> 00:05:26,785 I can't believe my dad used to be an athlete. 121 00:05:27,369 --> 00:05:30,121 The same dad who gave me a glaucoma test for my birthday. 122 00:05:30,121 --> 00:05:31,790 Early detection saves eyeballs. 123 00:05:31,790 --> 00:05:33,542 You don't even have eyeballs, Beta. 124 00:05:33,542 --> 00:05:35,836 Scott, I'm sorry your mom doesn't want you luging, 125 00:05:35,836 --> 00:05:38,838 but it's probably for the best, you know. 126 00:05:38,838 --> 00:05:40,423 It seems pretty dangerous. 127 00:05:40,423 --> 00:05:42,050 You don't need Ingebretsen Academy. 128 00:05:42,050 --> 00:05:44,094 Oh, I'm going to get into Ingebretsen. 129 00:05:44,553 --> 00:05:46,012 My mom doesn't understand. 130 00:05:46,012 --> 00:05:47,722 Luging's in my blood. 131 00:05:47,722 --> 00:05:50,183 I feel the call to luge! 132 00:05:50,183 --> 00:05:51,852 Parkour! 133 00:05:52,852 --> 00:05:53,854 Nailed it! 134 00:05:54,729 --> 00:05:56,439 Do you really think he'll be okay? 135 00:05:56,439 --> 00:05:58,608 Heck, no. That boy's gonna be roadkill. 136 00:05:59,192 --> 00:06:01,403 We might be rid of this numbskull once and for all. 137 00:06:02,529 --> 00:06:03,405 Just kidding. 138 00:06:04,322 --> 00:06:06,324 Unless... 139 00:06:06,324 --> 00:06:07,951 Maybe he'll listen to someone who's been through it. 140 00:06:09,661 --> 00:06:10,912 Okay. How big was the werewolf? 141 00:06:10,912 --> 00:06:12,247 And what did it look like? 142 00:06:12,247 --> 00:06:13,707 And did you get any photographic evidence? 143 00:06:14,457 --> 00:06:15,458 There is no werewolf. 144 00:06:16,418 --> 00:06:18,628 Scott, I brought you here because there is someone I want you to talk to. 145 00:06:19,045 --> 00:06:20,589 Hey, yo! 146 00:06:20,589 --> 00:06:22,674 Dad? What are you doing here? 147 00:06:22,674 --> 00:06:24,050 Karaoke is tomorrow. 148 00:06:24,467 --> 00:06:26,136 Hailey said it was important, so I raced through 149 00:06:26,136 --> 00:06:28,638 a corneal transplant and hauled butt over here. 150 00:06:29,180 --> 00:06:31,433 Not something you normally want to speed through, 151 00:06:31,433 --> 00:06:32,475 but should be fine. 152 00:06:33,310 --> 00:06:36,271 Scott, your dad has seen the dangers of luging first hand. 153 00:06:36,271 --> 00:06:38,732 And I wanted you to hear what he has to say about the sport. 154 00:06:38,732 --> 00:06:40,191 Luge rocks! 155 00:06:40,191 --> 00:06:41,985 See? Wait, what! 156 00:06:41,985 --> 00:06:44,404 Best dang time of my life. 157 00:06:44,404 --> 00:06:46,114 You want to be a luger like your old man? 158 00:06:46,698 --> 00:06:48,908 Man, I'd be honored if you filled my shoes. 159 00:06:49,284 --> 00:06:52,203 In fact, you can fill my shoes. 160 00:06:52,621 --> 00:06:53,788 Literally. 161 00:06:53,788 --> 00:06:55,206 You just carry these around? 162 00:06:55,206 --> 00:06:56,791 They're beautiful. 163 00:06:57,792 --> 00:06:59,669 Well, this intervention is officially off the rails. 164 00:07:02,631 --> 00:07:05,967 I can't wait to wear these in the Ingebretsen Invitational Expo. 165 00:07:05,967 --> 00:07:09,137 You got tapped for Ingebretsen? Incredible! 166 00:07:09,137 --> 00:07:10,347 Did they send the owl? 167 00:07:10,347 --> 00:07:13,308 - Yeah! It was so... - ...creepy! 168 00:07:13,308 --> 00:07:14,851 My owl ate a snake! 169 00:07:14,851 --> 00:07:15,852 Mine ate a lizard! 170 00:07:16,519 --> 00:07:18,647 Ah! Good times. 171 00:07:19,064 --> 00:07:20,899 Well, this is fantastic news. 172 00:07:20,899 --> 00:07:21,775 I'd love to help you train. 173 00:07:24,944 --> 00:07:27,113 Eduardo? What are you doing here? 174 00:07:27,697 --> 00:07:29,115 Karaoke is tomorrow. 175 00:07:29,115 --> 00:07:30,659 Dad's gonna turn me into a luger! 176 00:07:31,660 --> 00:07:33,536 Oh, no. 177 00:07:33,536 --> 00:07:35,622 Nuh-uh. Not happening. 178 00:07:35,622 --> 00:07:37,957 Sunny. Be reasonable. 179 00:07:37,957 --> 00:07:40,210 We always agreed that the kids could pick their own paths. 180 00:07:40,210 --> 00:07:42,754 Like Becker pursuing a pyrotechnics degree. 181 00:07:44,339 --> 00:07:45,882 Sweet! 182 00:07:45,882 --> 00:07:48,259 And Scott wants to try luging. 183 00:07:48,259 --> 00:07:50,845 Ugh, fine! But I won't be a part of it. 184 00:07:51,346 --> 00:07:53,932 Luging is just a gateway to a thriving medical career. 185 00:07:54,349 --> 00:07:55,892 Not the tightest logic. 186 00:07:56,393 --> 00:07:59,270 And I can't believe you'd want that for our boy. 187 00:08:00,230 --> 00:08:01,439 Oh! 188 00:08:01,439 --> 00:08:03,274 Gee, I didn't mean to make waves. 189 00:08:04,067 --> 00:08:06,695 I just wanted to help you become the biggest luger of all time. 190 00:08:06,695 --> 00:08:08,446 Thanks, Dad. 191 00:08:08,446 --> 00:08:10,365 That means a lot coming from a luger like you. 192 00:08:10,365 --> 00:08:12,492 Whoo-hoo-hoo! 193 00:08:12,492 --> 00:08:13,952 ♪ Now is the time ♪ 194 00:08:14,828 --> 00:08:18,123 ♪ To show the world you've got what it takes ♪ 195 00:08:18,123 --> 00:08:20,083 ♪ That you can get supine ♪ 196 00:08:21,084 --> 00:08:23,044 ♪ On a tiny sled without any brakes ♪ 197 00:08:23,044 --> 00:08:24,587 ♪ You better hold tightly ♪ 198 00:08:24,587 --> 00:08:26,256 ♪ Trust in your psyche ♪ 199 00:08:26,256 --> 00:08:30,176 ♪ To give you the grip when it gets icy ♪ 200 00:08:30,176 --> 00:08:33,680 ♪ You're a luger, whoa ♪ 201 00:08:33,680 --> 00:08:35,807 ♪ Such a luger! ♪ 202 00:08:35,807 --> 00:08:37,100 ♪ Whoa-oh-oh! ♪ 203 00:08:37,100 --> 00:08:39,352 ♪ You can slide the frozen hills ♪ 204 00:08:39,352 --> 00:08:42,063 ♪ At the highest speed ♪ 205 00:08:42,063 --> 00:08:43,189 ♪ Whoa-oh-oh! ♪ 206 00:08:43,189 --> 00:08:45,358 ♪ You're a luger ♪ 207 00:08:45,358 --> 00:08:47,277 ♪ Whoa-oh-oh! ♪ 208 00:08:48,987 --> 00:08:50,822 Bow down! 209 00:08:50,822 --> 00:08:53,783 Luging royalty has arrived. 210 00:08:53,783 --> 00:08:56,661 Eduardo Denoga, an honor. 211 00:08:56,661 --> 00:08:59,998 Scott, today you'll make an instant name for yourself. 212 00:08:59,998 --> 00:09:02,083 I've invited the best of the best 213 00:09:02,083 --> 00:09:03,543 in the luging world to watch! 214 00:09:06,254 --> 00:09:07,505 Guess we'll have to take his word for it. 215 00:09:09,340 --> 00:09:10,842 Don't worry, you'll be great. 216 00:09:11,801 --> 00:09:13,428 - Just stay-- - Stay tight on the straightaways 217 00:09:13,428 --> 00:09:14,888 and go easy on the final chicane. 218 00:09:15,513 --> 00:09:17,056 The back end of the course is a real doozy. 219 00:09:17,807 --> 00:09:19,601 - I know. - You got this, son. 220 00:09:21,436 --> 00:09:22,937 Good luck, rookie. 221 00:09:23,271 --> 00:09:25,315 I'm gonna win that scholarship 222 00:09:25,315 --> 00:09:27,400 even though I'm rich and don't need it. 223 00:09:27,901 --> 00:09:29,444 But with the money I save on tuition, 224 00:09:29,444 --> 00:09:31,070 I'll buy tons of video games. 225 00:09:31,070 --> 00:09:33,281 Which I already have. 226 00:09:33,281 --> 00:09:34,532 All I need now... 227 00:09:35,617 --> 00:09:36,951 is a friend. 228 00:09:37,327 --> 00:09:39,037 Sunny! You came. 229 00:09:39,037 --> 00:09:41,039 I couldn't stay away. I love my son too much. 230 00:09:41,790 --> 00:09:42,957 I admit it, Eddie. 231 00:09:42,957 --> 00:09:45,001 You're a good role model. 232 00:09:45,001 --> 00:09:47,879 - Of course. I'm a doctor. - Don't remind me. 233 00:09:48,463 --> 00:09:50,965 Next on the track, Scott Denoga! 234 00:09:51,424 --> 00:09:54,803 Le prochain sur la piste, Scott Denoga! 235 00:09:58,598 --> 00:09:59,557 Whoa! 236 00:10:23,039 --> 00:10:24,332 Scott, are you hurt? 237 00:10:24,332 --> 00:10:25,208 I came prepared. 238 00:10:26,835 --> 00:10:29,420 What the heck is this sport? 239 00:10:29,420 --> 00:10:32,132 The ice is so slippery and it's crazy cold out here. 240 00:10:32,674 --> 00:10:34,509 Did you all know that? 241 00:10:34,509 --> 00:10:36,052 Why do people do this? 242 00:10:36,052 --> 00:10:37,971 You couldn't pay me to try this again. 243 00:10:38,721 --> 00:10:42,642 Oh, no. We are so heartbroken. 244 00:10:42,642 --> 00:10:45,228 I guess if you no longer want to luge, 245 00:10:45,228 --> 00:10:46,604 you should leave our campus now! 246 00:10:46,604 --> 00:10:48,648 What a waste of a Saturday. 247 00:10:48,648 --> 00:10:51,734 Not fun! Not fun at all! 248 00:10:51,734 --> 00:10:55,238 So you don't want to be a luger, or by extension, a doctor? 249 00:10:55,238 --> 00:10:56,656 Definitely not! 250 00:10:57,615 --> 00:10:59,117 You're not disappointed, are you? 251 00:10:59,117 --> 00:11:02,036 What? You could never disappoint us, anak. 252 00:11:03,162 --> 00:11:05,498 We'll love you no matter what you do. 253 00:11:06,040 --> 00:11:07,250 But also... yes! 254 00:11:09,544 --> 00:11:11,045 If they want to make luging fun, 255 00:11:11,045 --> 00:11:12,463 they should replace the ice with water 256 00:11:13,006 --> 00:11:14,966 and make it a warm-weather activity. 257 00:11:14,966 --> 00:11:16,759 And scrap the sled. 258 00:11:16,759 --> 00:11:19,012 I think you're describing a water slide. 259 00:11:19,012 --> 00:11:22,056 Yeah! I'd way rather go to the Waterslide Academy. 260 00:11:22,390 --> 00:11:24,684 Just practicing my water sliding all day. 261 00:11:24,684 --> 00:11:27,061 Heck, I'd even pay to do something like that. 262 00:11:27,604 --> 00:11:28,688 And now, you're describing a water park. 263 00:11:29,230 --> 00:11:31,024 Do you want to just go to a water park? 264 00:11:31,024 --> 00:11:32,233 Heck yeah, let's do that!