1 00:00:00,292 --> 00:00:01,585 [panting] 2 00:00:05,506 --> 00:00:06,674 [yelling] You'll never catch me! 3 00:00:07,216 --> 00:00:08,843 [Frank squawks] 4 00:00:08,843 --> 00:00:10,803 - [panting] - [honks and squawks loudly] 5 00:00:11,470 --> 00:00:13,597 Run her down! Bite her butt! 6 00:00:13,597 --> 00:00:15,641 Can you hear me, birdbrain? 7 00:00:15,641 --> 00:00:17,226 - [squawks in annoyance] - Ahhh! Ow! 8 00:00:18,769 --> 00:00:20,229 Yes. Yes, you can. 9 00:00:21,897 --> 00:00:23,441 Hailey, what is going on? 10 00:00:23,441 --> 00:00:25,568 - I could hear you shouting over the blender. - [Hailey] Oh. 11 00:00:26,152 --> 00:00:28,362 Frank's just helping me prep for the annual Running of the Goats 12 00:00:28,362 --> 00:00:29,655 - at Cowpoke Corral today. - [Frank honks] 13 00:00:30,740 --> 00:00:33,075 That sounds... specific. 14 00:00:33,534 --> 00:00:35,536 So, is Scott going 15 00:00:35,536 --> 00:00:37,163 - with you? - Ugh! 16 00:00:37,163 --> 00:00:39,039 Is that what I look like when I roll my eyes? 17 00:00:39,039 --> 00:00:40,583 Ugh. Anyway. 18 00:00:40,583 --> 00:00:42,752 Ever since my mom found out about my feelings for Scott, 19 00:00:42,752 --> 00:00:45,337 she brings him up every chance she gets, 20 00:00:45,337 --> 00:00:46,797 saying she just wants to "help." 21 00:00:46,797 --> 00:00:48,132 I just want to help. 22 00:00:48,132 --> 00:00:49,049 [Hailey] There it is. 23 00:00:49,717 --> 00:00:52,261 Oh, Patricia, you rookie. Good luck. 24 00:00:52,887 --> 00:00:54,346 I've been trying to get Hailey to share her feelings 25 00:00:54,346 --> 00:00:55,556 with Scott for months. 26 00:00:55,973 --> 00:00:59,101 Mom, can we not talk about this now? Or ever? 27 00:00:59,602 --> 00:01:01,061 I've heard that before. 28 00:01:01,061 --> 00:01:01,937 - [Frank honks] - Excuse me a second. 29 00:01:02,855 --> 00:01:03,898 [Beta] Hey! 30 00:01:04,482 --> 00:01:06,859 Okay, I admit I've been bringing up Scott a lot lately, 31 00:01:06,859 --> 00:01:08,778 but it's only because I can't believe 32 00:01:08,778 --> 00:01:10,446 my little girl has a crush. 33 00:01:10,446 --> 00:01:12,907 - It seems like only yesterday... - Here we go. 34 00:01:13,866 --> 00:01:15,242 - [babbles and laughs] - [Patricia] I helped you take your first steps. 35 00:01:15,242 --> 00:01:16,494 [shrieks] 36 00:01:16,911 --> 00:01:18,287 I helped you on your first day at school. 37 00:01:18,996 --> 00:01:20,164 [shrieks] 38 00:01:20,164 --> 00:01:21,540 And I helped you fix 39 00:01:21,540 --> 00:01:23,834 your first so-called "haircut." 40 00:01:23,834 --> 00:01:25,794 [giggles] 41 00:01:26,212 --> 00:01:27,505 And now look at you. 42 00:01:27,505 --> 00:01:29,882 A young lady with sufficiently tolerable hair... 43 00:01:29,882 --> 00:01:32,635 - Wait, what? - ...and a crush on her best friend. 44 00:01:33,260 --> 00:01:35,596 Just know that I've been where you are, honey. 45 00:01:35,596 --> 00:01:37,598 I've had crushes, plenty of them. 46 00:01:38,057 --> 00:01:41,143 I mean, Fabian, from my study abroad program, 47 00:01:41,143 --> 00:01:43,562 - taught me more in four months than I-- - Hold up. Who? 48 00:01:43,562 --> 00:01:45,314 Nevermind. Long story short, 49 00:01:45,314 --> 00:01:48,818 Scott's a great dude, and I am totes shipping you guys. 50 00:01:48,818 --> 00:01:50,194 Please don't say "shipping." 51 00:01:50,194 --> 00:01:53,113 And I know those hormones are really kicking in now. 52 00:01:53,113 --> 00:01:54,615 Please don't say "hormones." 53 00:01:54,615 --> 00:01:57,076 So, let me help you make your game really slap. 54 00:01:57,076 --> 00:01:58,285 Please stop saying all those words! 55 00:01:59,370 --> 00:02:01,622 Mom, I appreciate you trying to help, 56 00:02:01,622 --> 00:02:04,416 - but I'll figure out this Scott stuff by myself. - What "Scott stuff"? 57 00:02:04,416 --> 00:02:05,960 - [gasps] - Your favorite pizza topping. 58 00:02:05,960 --> 00:02:08,754 - The name of your first pet! - Easy. Pickles and... Pickles, 59 00:02:08,754 --> 00:02:11,757 which makes it easy to always remember my security password, 60 00:02:11,757 --> 00:02:13,592 -"Pickles." Ahhh! - [Frank squawks] 61 00:02:13,592 --> 00:02:15,553 Oh, hi, Goat Frank. 62 00:02:15,553 --> 00:02:17,304 Meet Goat Scott. 63 00:02:17,304 --> 00:02:18,180 [squawks in fear] 64 00:02:18,931 --> 00:02:20,224 [squawking and honking] 65 00:02:20,683 --> 00:02:21,767 - [objects crashing] - [giggles] 66 00:02:22,268 --> 00:02:24,478 - [squawking continues] - This is the Scott you like, right? 67 00:02:24,478 --> 00:02:27,439 Just checking there's not another Scott, like from AP science class? 68 00:02:27,439 --> 00:02:29,692 - Mom! - No, he's great. Just making sure. 69 00:02:29,692 --> 00:02:31,860 Oh, man, I could totally be a goat. 70 00:02:31,860 --> 00:02:33,654 I'd be the GOAT of goats! 71 00:02:34,029 --> 00:02:35,406 And what if I had a goatee? 72 00:02:36,657 --> 00:02:37,616 [mimicking soft explosion] 73 00:02:39,159 --> 00:02:41,287 Anyhoo, it's a long bike ride to Cowpoke Corral, 74 00:02:41,287 --> 00:02:42,913 - so we'd better get going. - About that. 75 00:02:43,330 --> 00:02:45,332 I kind of crashed my bike doing epic, 76 00:02:45,332 --> 00:02:48,085 though ultimately unsuccessful, wheelies in the car wash. 77 00:02:48,586 --> 00:02:50,421 Sick move! 78 00:02:50,421 --> 00:02:51,880 - Argh! - [objects clattering] 79 00:02:51,880 --> 00:02:54,675 [groaning in pain] 80 00:02:56,385 --> 00:02:59,054 - Again? - Turns out soap is slippery. 81 00:02:59,054 --> 00:03:02,141 - That's okay. We can take the bus - Or I can take you. 82 00:03:02,141 --> 00:03:04,268 We can even listen to the new Seoul M8s album on the way. 83 00:03:04,268 --> 00:03:06,186 - Oh, I don't think-- - What a great idea. 84 00:03:06,186 --> 00:03:07,396 Thanks, Mrs. B. 85 00:03:08,022 --> 00:03:09,273 [♪ upbeat K-pop music playing over car speakers] 86 00:03:09,273 --> 00:03:11,150 Sorry that other seat belt is broken 87 00:03:11,150 --> 00:03:13,444 and you two have to sit so close to each other. 88 00:03:13,444 --> 00:03:15,487 Yeah. Looks like somebody cut it. 89 00:03:15,487 --> 00:03:16,947 Why can't we use the front seat? 90 00:03:16,947 --> 00:03:18,741 Hailey, you know that seat is for my purse. 91 00:03:18,741 --> 00:03:19,867 [♪ music continues] 92 00:03:21,619 --> 00:03:23,829 You were right, Mrs. B, This album is sick! 93 00:03:24,371 --> 00:03:26,582 You don't like it? Wait, no, "sick" means good. 94 00:03:26,582 --> 00:03:28,250 I remember. I'm sick too. 95 00:03:28,250 --> 00:03:29,793 I'm so sick, I'm contagious. 96 00:03:29,793 --> 00:03:30,919 [softly] Oh, jeez. 97 00:03:32,046 --> 00:03:33,047 - [tires screeching] - [grunts] 98 00:03:33,922 --> 00:03:35,132 Whoopsie! 99 00:03:35,132 --> 00:03:36,592 - [tires screeching] - [grunts] 100 00:03:38,010 --> 00:03:39,720 - Red light! - [Patricia] I got it. 101 00:03:39,720 --> 00:03:41,472 [tires screeching] 102 00:03:43,599 --> 00:03:45,517 [♪ K-pop song continues playing loudly over car speakers] 103 00:03:45,517 --> 00:03:46,435 [car honks] 104 00:03:47,561 --> 00:03:49,355 Oh, blow it out your piehole, lady! 105 00:03:51,607 --> 00:03:53,400 - [song fades and stops] - Sheesh, could Patricia be any more obvious 106 00:03:53,400 --> 00:03:54,943 with this Scott stuff? 107 00:03:54,943 --> 00:03:57,029 Good thing ding-dong over here is as clueless as ever. 108 00:03:58,822 --> 00:04:00,449 Oh, my Keith Bar! 109 00:04:00,449 --> 00:04:02,660 Scott, they stopped making those three years ago. 110 00:04:02,660 --> 00:04:03,911 Pretty sweet, huh? 111 00:04:03,911 --> 00:04:05,996 And it's barely opened. Want half? 112 00:04:06,330 --> 00:04:08,415 - Aw. - It's trash candy, Mom, relax! 113 00:04:12,544 --> 00:04:14,421 Finally! Okay, Mom. See ya! 114 00:04:14,421 --> 00:04:15,339 [car door opens and closes] 115 00:04:16,006 --> 00:04:18,550 Well, you two have fun. Without me. 116 00:04:19,218 --> 00:04:21,679 Guess I'll just wait here in the parking lot. 117 00:04:22,930 --> 00:04:24,682 - Alone. - Wait a minute. 118 00:04:24,682 --> 00:04:26,308 Mrs. B., You drove all this way. 119 00:04:26,308 --> 00:04:27,434 - You should join us. - [car door opens] 120 00:04:27,434 --> 00:04:28,852 - No! I mean... - [car door closes] 121 00:04:28,852 --> 00:04:30,312 She's probably really busy. 122 00:04:30,312 --> 00:04:31,939 Those houses aren't gonna sell themselves. 123 00:04:31,939 --> 00:04:34,775 Actually, I took the day off, so I could have plenty of time 124 00:04:34,775 --> 00:04:37,528 with you two... [hesitantly] Lovely kids. 125 00:04:38,320 --> 00:04:39,530 Don't worry, sweetie. 126 00:04:39,530 --> 00:04:40,447 You won't even notice I'm here. 127 00:04:54,461 --> 00:04:55,379 [slurping] 128 00:05:13,272 --> 00:05:16,358 Scooch in you two, and wave to the camera. 129 00:05:16,942 --> 00:05:20,863 This video could be the highlight of some very special occasion someday. 130 00:05:20,863 --> 00:05:21,697 [yelling] Mom! Enough! 131 00:05:23,657 --> 00:05:25,659 You've been up in my business all day. 132 00:05:25,659 --> 00:05:26,952 I don't even want you here. 133 00:05:26,952 --> 00:05:28,871 Can you please just leave me alone? 134 00:05:33,667 --> 00:05:35,085 [gulping] 135 00:05:35,836 --> 00:05:38,630 I just wanted to help. [groans] 136 00:05:38,630 --> 00:05:40,758 Another round of sarsaparilla, Ms. Maggie. 137 00:05:41,550 --> 00:05:44,428 I just don't want her to make the same mistakes I made. 138 00:05:45,012 --> 00:05:46,430 Repeatedly. 139 00:05:46,430 --> 00:05:47,389 Does that make me overbearing? 140 00:05:47,765 --> 00:05:49,308 - Well, I-- - Exactly! 141 00:05:49,308 --> 00:05:52,352 It doesn't. She's the one being unreasonable. Am I right? 142 00:05:52,352 --> 00:05:53,896 - I mean-- - Yes! 143 00:05:53,896 --> 00:05:55,397 Of course! You get it. 144 00:05:57,357 --> 00:05:58,484 Hit me again! 145 00:05:58,484 --> 00:06:00,819 - Uh, maybe you should-- - You're right. 146 00:06:00,819 --> 00:06:03,572 Maybe I should let Hailey come to me when she's ready. 147 00:06:04,156 --> 00:06:05,783 That's some good advice, Mags. 148 00:06:06,033 --> 00:06:08,952 You're welcome. I guess. 149 00:06:08,952 --> 00:06:10,996 They're releasing the goats any minute! 150 00:06:10,996 --> 00:06:12,664 Where's your mom? She's going to miss it. 151 00:06:12,664 --> 00:06:15,793 Well, she hasn't left us alone all day, so that's fine by me. 152 00:06:15,793 --> 00:06:18,545 I think it's pretty great that she wants to spend time with you, Hails. 153 00:06:18,545 --> 00:06:20,506 She even took off work for you. 154 00:06:20,506 --> 00:06:22,633 My mom is hardly ever able to do that. 155 00:06:22,633 --> 00:06:24,676 You're really lucky. 156 00:06:24,676 --> 00:06:27,971 [scoffing] Yeah, well, I... guess I never thought about it that way. 157 00:06:28,639 --> 00:06:30,307 - [cowbell clanging] - [giggles wildly] 158 00:06:30,307 --> 00:06:32,017 Heehaw Monkeypaw! 159 00:06:32,017 --> 00:06:35,229 Gather around, varmints, and protect your soft bits. 160 00:06:35,229 --> 00:06:37,815 Because it's time for the Running of the Goats! 161 00:06:37,815 --> 00:06:39,566 Ooh, they're releasing the beasts! 162 00:06:39,566 --> 00:06:41,360 This is what we trained for, people! 163 00:06:45,781 --> 00:06:46,990 [bleating] 164 00:06:47,783 --> 00:06:48,951 [bleating continues] 165 00:06:48,951 --> 00:06:50,828 - Aw. - This is what we trained for? 166 00:06:51,245 --> 00:06:53,664 Then why did I buy an $80 goat mask? 167 00:06:53,664 --> 00:06:55,374 - They're so cute. - [wristband beeping] 168 00:06:56,083 --> 00:06:57,793 - [bleating] - Hey, Beta, get a picture of me. 169 00:06:58,168 --> 00:06:59,336 Make it look like I'm running for my life. 170 00:07:00,045 --> 00:07:01,755 - Ack, shoo, you dumb babies! - [bleats] 171 00:07:01,755 --> 00:07:03,298 Stop loving on me! 172 00:07:03,298 --> 00:07:04,883 - I am not your snuggle buddy. - [bleats] 173 00:07:04,883 --> 00:07:06,051 - Beta, be nice. - [bleating] 174 00:07:06,051 --> 00:07:07,302 They are adorable. 175 00:07:07,970 --> 00:07:09,179 [bleating and chewing] 176 00:07:10,597 --> 00:07:13,016 So help me if I find one poop pellet in here later. 177 00:07:13,308 --> 00:07:14,351 - [bleats] - And why are we stuck 178 00:07:14,351 --> 00:07:15,811 with these mini mongrels anyway? 179 00:07:16,186 --> 00:07:17,354 Where are the big ones? 180 00:07:17,771 --> 00:07:18,939 I guess there aren't any big ones. 181 00:07:18,939 --> 00:07:21,525 Did someone say they wanted the big ones? 182 00:07:22,109 --> 00:07:24,278 - Well, here you go! [chortles] - [ground rumbling] 183 00:07:24,278 --> 00:07:25,904 - [gasps and grunts] - [bleating angrily] 184 00:07:26,822 --> 00:07:27,906 - [gasps] - [bleats in fear] 185 00:07:27,906 --> 00:07:29,700 - [gasps] - [bleating ferociously] 186 00:07:30,576 --> 00:07:32,619 Heh-heh! Now we're talking. 187 00:07:32,619 --> 00:07:33,829 [bleating] 188 00:07:36,206 --> 00:07:38,834 [bleating angrily] 189 00:07:40,043 --> 00:07:41,962 [all bleating] 190 00:07:46,049 --> 00:07:47,092 [snorts angrily] 191 00:07:47,384 --> 00:07:49,136 Hey, goaty-goaty. [chuckles nervously] 192 00:07:49,136 --> 00:07:51,388 Fun fact, I met a yoga goat once. 193 00:07:51,388 --> 00:07:52,556 [snorts angrily] 194 00:07:52,556 --> 00:07:53,599 You guys related? 195 00:07:54,308 --> 00:07:55,475 - No? Well, it definitely... - [bleats angrily] 196 00:07:55,475 --> 00:07:56,768 ...seems like you could use some yoga. 197 00:07:59,104 --> 00:08:00,022 [thudding] 198 00:08:03,734 --> 00:08:05,360 - [snorts and bleats] - [bell clanging] 199 00:08:07,196 --> 00:08:09,281 - Well, I've learned my lesson. - [snoring softly] 200 00:08:09,281 --> 00:08:11,408 My little Hailey doesn't need my help. 201 00:08:11,408 --> 00:08:12,659 - [Hailey screaming] Help! - Heh? 202 00:08:13,827 --> 00:08:16,079 [gulps] I'm coming for you, baby girl! 203 00:08:16,079 --> 00:08:17,247 - [saloon door opens and closes] - Oh? Hey, wait! 204 00:08:17,247 --> 00:08:18,415 Th... That's too much! 205 00:08:18,790 --> 00:08:20,417 You know what? I've earned this. 206 00:08:21,960 --> 00:08:23,670 You know what? You woke up and chose violence today. 207 00:08:23,670 --> 00:08:25,130 And that's on you. 208 00:08:25,130 --> 00:08:26,590 I will not hurt you. 209 00:08:27,174 --> 00:08:29,676 Just... Okay, please don't hit any vital organs! 210 00:08:30,093 --> 00:08:31,595 [snorts and bleats] 211 00:08:32,220 --> 00:08:34,306 - Get away from my baby. [growls angrily] - Mom! 212 00:08:35,098 --> 00:08:36,475 [bleats angrily] 213 00:08:36,767 --> 00:08:38,226 [screeches loudly] 214 00:08:38,852 --> 00:08:40,646 That's right. I'm not afraid of you. 215 00:08:40,646 --> 00:08:43,899 This mama is running on high fructose corn syrup and adrenaline, 216 00:08:43,899 --> 00:08:46,026 and I ain't going nowhere. 217 00:08:46,026 --> 00:08:47,277 [grunts and growls] 218 00:08:47,277 --> 00:08:50,155 - [snorts] - [goat continues growling] 219 00:08:50,155 --> 00:08:51,949 [both growling] 220 00:08:51,949 --> 00:08:53,450 - [baby goat in bag bleats] - [gasps softly] 221 00:08:53,450 --> 00:08:54,743 - [baby goat bleats] - Wait. What was that? 222 00:08:55,744 --> 00:08:57,037 [bleats] 223 00:08:57,037 --> 00:08:58,497 It's one of the baby goats I fed earlier. 224 00:08:58,497 --> 00:08:59,957 He must have crawled in. 225 00:08:59,957 --> 00:09:01,458 That's why this goat was so upset. 226 00:09:01,458 --> 00:09:03,794 - She's just being protective. - [bleats sadly] 227 00:09:04,252 --> 00:09:07,089 Moms will do some crazy things to help their little ones. 228 00:09:09,383 --> 00:09:11,760 [bleats joyfully] 229 00:09:14,137 --> 00:09:16,098 I see you, Mama. Respect. 230 00:09:17,349 --> 00:09:19,059 - [adult goat bleats] - [bleats] 231 00:09:20,227 --> 00:09:22,354 Mom, you literally just saved my life, 232 00:09:22,354 --> 00:09:24,731 and I have been nothing but mean to you all day. 233 00:09:25,357 --> 00:09:26,608 I am so sorry. 234 00:09:26,608 --> 00:09:29,236 Honey, I want to apologize to you. 235 00:09:29,236 --> 00:09:32,280 You're getting older, and it's only natural for you to want more space. 236 00:09:32,990 --> 00:09:34,700 I just have to get used to the fact that 237 00:09:35,575 --> 00:09:36,785 you don't need me as much anymore. 238 00:09:37,411 --> 00:09:38,954 I'm always gonna need you, Mom. 239 00:09:38,954 --> 00:09:40,497 Yeah? 240 00:09:40,497 --> 00:09:43,750 Good. Because I'll be right here. Always. 241 00:09:44,793 --> 00:09:46,753 - Love you, Mom. - Love you more, sweetie. 242 00:09:48,797 --> 00:09:51,550 Okay. I'm gonna give you that space, starting now. 243 00:09:51,550 --> 00:09:54,344 I'll be in the car, with maybe a couple more sarsaparillas 244 00:09:54,344 --> 00:09:55,679 - for the road. - [goats bleating in the distance] 245 00:09:55,679 --> 00:09:58,223 [Scott shouting] Can someone help me off this pole? 246 00:09:58,473 --> 00:09:59,474 - Scott? - [bleating continues] 247 00:09:59,474 --> 00:10:00,892 Hold on! I'm coming! 248 00:10:00,892 --> 00:10:02,519 - [bleating angrily] - [mimicking angry bleating] 249 00:10:02,519 --> 00:10:03,603 [all bleating in fear] 250 00:10:03,603 --> 00:10:04,730 Well, now I'm torn. 251 00:10:04,730 --> 00:10:06,732 It's a pretty sweet view up here. 252 00:10:06,732 --> 00:10:08,567 - [wings flapping] - [clanks] 253 00:10:08,567 --> 00:10:10,694 - [squawks ferociously] - [exclaims in fear] No, I'm coming down. 254 00:10:10,944 --> 00:10:12,529 I changed my mind. 255 00:10:12,529 --> 00:10:14,656 I would not be the GOAT of goats. 256 00:10:14,906 --> 00:10:16,742 I'd be the worst of all time, 257 00:10:16,742 --> 00:10:18,118 the WOAT of goats. 258 00:10:18,118 --> 00:10:19,369 I should write these down. 259 00:10:19,369 --> 00:10:20,704 Hey, where's Beta? 260 00:10:21,246 --> 00:10:23,498 Now this is what I'm talking about. 261 00:10:23,498 --> 00:10:25,625 - Giddy-up, big daddy! - [bleats] 262 00:10:25,625 --> 00:10:28,420 - Yee-haw! - [eagle screeches] 263 00:10:31,089 --> 00:10:33,216 - [♪ theme music playing] - [Hailey singing] ♪ The future's in my hands ♪ 264 00:10:33,216 --> 00:10:35,927 ♪ World's what you make it Get up and chase it ♪ 265 00:10:35,927 --> 00:10:38,055 ♪ Leaving nothing to chance ♪ 266 00:10:38,055 --> 00:10:40,682 ♪ I'm taking action Making it happen ♪ 267 00:10:40,682 --> 00:10:43,101 ♪ No matter what tomorrow might bring ♪ 268 00:10:43,101 --> 00:10:45,896 ♪ I got the guts to do anything ♪ 269 00:10:45,896 --> 00:10:48,065 ♪ The future's in my hands ♪ 270 00:10:48,065 --> 00:10:49,649 ♪ Promise I'm on it ♪ 271 00:10:49,649 --> 00:10:50,609 ♪ I'm on it ♪ 272 00:10:51,068 --> 00:10:53,362 ♪ Whoa-oh-oh-oh-oh-oh ♪ 273 00:10:53,362 --> 00:10:58,241 - [chorus singing] ♪ Hey, hey, hey! ♪ - ♪ Hailey's on it! ♪ 274 00:12:01,012 --> 00:12:03,473 - [chorus singing] ♪ Hey, hey, hey! ♪ - ♪ Hailey's on it! ♪ 275 00:12:03,473 --> 00:12:05,976 ♪ Win first place for World's cutest pet rock ♪ 276 00:12:05,976 --> 00:12:08,395 ♪ Do a corn maze Hope I don't get lost ♪ 277 00:12:08,395 --> 00:12:09,521 ♪ Eat an onion ♪ 278 00:12:09,521 --> 00:12:11,314 - Kiss my friend, Scott? - Huh? 279 00:12:11,606 --> 00:12:13,358 - [loud clank] - [cat yowls] 280 00:12:13,358 --> 00:12:15,277 - [chorus singing] ♪ Hey, hey, hey! ♪ - ♪ Hailey's on it! ♪