1 00:00:05,506 --> 00:00:06,674 You'll never catch me! 2 00:00:11,470 --> 00:00:13,597 Run her down! Bite her butt! 3 00:00:13,597 --> 00:00:15,641 Can you hear me, birdbrain? 4 00:00:15,641 --> 00:00:17,226 Ahhh! Ow! 5 00:00:18,769 --> 00:00:20,229 Yes. Yes, you can. 6 00:00:21,897 --> 00:00:23,441 Hailey, what is going on? 7 00:00:23,441 --> 00:00:25,568 - I could hear you shouting over the blender. - Oh. 8 00:00:26,152 --> 00:00:28,362 Frank's just helping me prep for the annual Running of the Goats 9 00:00:28,362 --> 00:00:29,655 at Cowpoke Corral today. 10 00:00:30,740 --> 00:00:33,075 That sounds... specific. 11 00:00:33,534 --> 00:00:35,536 So, is Scott going 12 00:00:35,536 --> 00:00:37,163 - with you? - Ugh! 13 00:00:37,163 --> 00:00:39,039 Is that what I look like when I roll my eyes? 14 00:00:39,039 --> 00:00:40,583 Ugh. Anyway. 15 00:00:40,583 --> 00:00:42,752 Ever since my mom found out about my feelings for Scott, 16 00:00:42,752 --> 00:00:45,337 she brings him up every chance she gets, 17 00:00:45,337 --> 00:00:46,797 saying she just wants to "help." 18 00:00:46,797 --> 00:00:48,132 I just want to help. 19 00:00:48,132 --> 00:00:49,049 There it is. 20 00:00:49,717 --> 00:00:52,261 Oh, Patricia, you rookie. Good luck. 21 00:00:52,887 --> 00:00:54,346 I've been trying to get Hailey to share her feelings 22 00:00:54,346 --> 00:00:55,556 with Scott for months. 23 00:00:55,973 --> 00:00:59,101 Mom, can we not talk about this now? Or ever? 24 00:00:59,602 --> 00:01:01,061 I've heard that before. 25 00:01:01,061 --> 00:01:01,937 Excuse me a second. 26 00:01:02,855 --> 00:01:03,898 Hey! 27 00:01:04,482 --> 00:01:06,859 Okay, I admit I've been bringing up Scott a lot lately, 28 00:01:06,859 --> 00:01:08,778 but it's only because I can't believe 29 00:01:08,778 --> 00:01:10,446 my little girl has a crush. 30 00:01:10,446 --> 00:01:12,907 - It seems like only yesterday... - Here we go. 31 00:01:13,866 --> 00:01:15,242 I helped you take your first steps. 32 00:01:16,911 --> 00:01:18,287 I helped you on your first day at school. 33 00:01:20,164 --> 00:01:21,540 And I helped you fix 34 00:01:21,540 --> 00:01:23,834 your first so-called "haircut." 35 00:01:26,212 --> 00:01:27,505 And now look at you. 36 00:01:27,505 --> 00:01:29,882 A young lady with sufficiently tolerable hair... 37 00:01:29,882 --> 00:01:32,635 - Wait, what? - ...and a crush on her best friend. 38 00:01:33,260 --> 00:01:35,596 Just know that I've been where you are, honey. 39 00:01:35,596 --> 00:01:37,598 I've had crushes, plenty of them. 40 00:01:38,057 --> 00:01:41,143 I mean, Fabian, from my study abroad program, 41 00:01:41,143 --> 00:01:43,562 - taught me more in four months than I-- - Hold up. Who? 42 00:01:43,562 --> 00:01:45,314 Nevermind. Long story short, 43 00:01:45,314 --> 00:01:48,818 Scott's a great dude, and I am totes shipping you guys. 44 00:01:48,818 --> 00:01:50,194 Please don't say "shipping." 45 00:01:50,194 --> 00:01:53,113 And I know those hormones are really kicking in now. 46 00:01:53,113 --> 00:01:54,615 Please don't say "hormones." 47 00:01:54,615 --> 00:01:57,076 So, let me help you make your game really slap. 48 00:01:57,076 --> 00:01:58,285 Please stop saying all those words! 49 00:01:59,370 --> 00:02:01,622 Mom, I appreciate you trying to help, 50 00:02:01,622 --> 00:02:04,416 - but I'll figure out this Scott stuff by myself. - What "Scott stuff"? 51 00:02:04,416 --> 00:02:05,960 Your favorite pizza topping. 52 00:02:05,960 --> 00:02:08,754 - The name of your first pet! - Easy. Pickles and... Pickles, 53 00:02:08,754 --> 00:02:11,757 which makes it easy to always remember my security password, 54 00:02:11,757 --> 00:02:13,592 "Pickles." Ahhh! 55 00:02:13,592 --> 00:02:15,553 Oh, hi, Goat Frank. 56 00:02:15,553 --> 00:02:17,304 Meet Goat Scott. 57 00:02:22,268 --> 00:02:24,478 This is the Scott you like, right? 58 00:02:24,478 --> 00:02:27,439 Just checking there's not another Scott, like from AP science class? 59 00:02:27,439 --> 00:02:29,692 - Mom! - No, he's great. Just making sure. 60 00:02:29,692 --> 00:02:31,860 Oh, man, I could totally be a goat. 61 00:02:31,860 --> 00:02:33,654 I'd be the GOAT of goats! 62 00:02:34,029 --> 00:02:35,406 And what if I had a goatee? 63 00:02:39,159 --> 00:02:41,287 Anyhoo, it's a long bike ride to Cowpoke Corral, 64 00:02:41,287 --> 00:02:42,913 - so we'd better get going. - About that. 65 00:02:43,330 --> 00:02:45,332 I kind of crashed my bike doing epic, 66 00:02:45,332 --> 00:02:48,085 though ultimately unsuccessful, wheelies in the car wash. 67 00:02:48,586 --> 00:02:50,421 Sick move! 68 00:02:50,421 --> 00:02:51,880 Argh! 69 00:02:56,385 --> 00:02:59,054 - Again? - Turns out soap is slippery. 70 00:02:59,054 --> 00:03:02,141 - That's okay. We can take the bus - Or I can take you. 71 00:03:02,141 --> 00:03:04,268 We can even listen to the new Seoul M8s album on the way. 72 00:03:04,268 --> 00:03:06,186 - Oh, I don't think-- - What a great idea. 73 00:03:06,186 --> 00:03:07,396 Thanks, Mrs. B. 74 00:03:09,273 --> 00:03:11,150 Sorry that other seat belt is broken 75 00:03:11,150 --> 00:03:13,444 and you two have to sit so close to each other. 76 00:03:13,444 --> 00:03:15,487 Yeah. Looks like somebody cut it. 77 00:03:15,487 --> 00:03:16,947 Why can't we use the front seat? 78 00:03:16,947 --> 00:03:18,741 Hailey, you know that seat is for my purse. 79 00:03:21,619 --> 00:03:23,829 You were right, Mrs. B, This album is sick! 80 00:03:24,371 --> 00:03:26,582 You don't like it? Wait, no, "sick" means good. 81 00:03:26,582 --> 00:03:28,250 I remember. I'm sick too. 82 00:03:28,250 --> 00:03:29,793 I'm so sick, I'm contagious. 83 00:03:29,793 --> 00:03:30,919 Oh, jeez. 84 00:03:33,922 --> 00:03:35,132 Whoopsie! 85 00:03:38,010 --> 00:03:39,720 - Red light! - I got it. 86 00:03:47,561 --> 00:03:49,355 Oh, blow it out your piehole, lady! 87 00:03:51,607 --> 00:03:53,400 Sheesh, could Patricia be any more obvious 88 00:03:53,400 --> 00:03:54,943 with this Scott stuff? 89 00:03:54,943 --> 00:03:57,029 Good thing ding-dong over here is as clueless as ever. 90 00:03:58,822 --> 00:04:00,449 Oh, my Keith Bar! 91 00:04:00,449 --> 00:04:02,660 Scott, they stopped making those three years ago. 92 00:04:02,660 --> 00:04:03,911 Pretty sweet, huh? 93 00:04:03,911 --> 00:04:05,996 And it's barely opened. Want half? 94 00:04:06,330 --> 00:04:08,415 - Aw. - It's trash candy, Mom, relax! 95 00:04:12,544 --> 00:04:14,421 Finally! Okay, Mom. See ya! 96 00:04:16,006 --> 00:04:18,550 Well, you two have fun. Without me. 97 00:04:19,218 --> 00:04:21,679 Guess I'll just wait here in the parking lot. 98 00:04:22,930 --> 00:04:24,682 - Alone. - Wait a minute. 99 00:04:24,682 --> 00:04:26,308 Mrs. B., You drove all this way. 100 00:04:26,308 --> 00:04:27,434 You should join us. 101 00:04:27,434 --> 00:04:28,852 No! I mean... 102 00:04:28,852 --> 00:04:30,312 She's probably really busy. 103 00:04:30,312 --> 00:04:31,939 Those houses aren't gonna sell themselves. 104 00:04:31,939 --> 00:04:34,775 Actually, I took the day off, so I could have plenty of time 105 00:04:34,775 --> 00:04:37,528 with you two... Lovely kids. 106 00:04:38,320 --> 00:04:39,530 Don't worry, sweetie. 107 00:04:39,530 --> 00:04:40,447 You won't even notice I'm here. 108 00:05:13,272 --> 00:05:16,358 Scooch in you two, and wave to the camera. 109 00:05:16,942 --> 00:05:20,863 This video could be the highlight of some very special occasion someday. 110 00:05:20,863 --> 00:05:21,697 Mom! Enough! 111 00:05:23,657 --> 00:05:25,659 You've been up in my business all day. 112 00:05:25,659 --> 00:05:26,952 I don't even want you here. 113 00:05:26,952 --> 00:05:28,871 Can you please just leave me alone? 114 00:05:35,836 --> 00:05:38,630 I just wanted to help. 115 00:05:38,630 --> 00:05:40,758 Another round of sarsaparilla, Ms. Maggie. 116 00:05:41,550 --> 00:05:44,428 I just don't want her to make the same mistakes I made. 117 00:05:45,012 --> 00:05:46,430 Repeatedly. 118 00:05:46,430 --> 00:05:47,389 Does that make me overbearing? 119 00:05:47,765 --> 00:05:49,308 - Well, I-- - Exactly! 120 00:05:49,308 --> 00:05:52,352 It doesn't. She's the one being unreasonable. Am I right? 121 00:05:52,352 --> 00:05:53,896 - I mean-- - Yes! 122 00:05:53,896 --> 00:05:55,397 Of course! You get it. 123 00:05:57,357 --> 00:05:58,484 Hit me again! 124 00:05:58,484 --> 00:06:00,819 - Uh, maybe you should-- - You're right. 125 00:06:00,819 --> 00:06:03,572 Maybe I should let Hailey come to me when she's ready. 126 00:06:04,156 --> 00:06:05,783 That's some good advice, Mags. 127 00:06:06,033 --> 00:06:08,952 You're welcome. I guess. 128 00:06:08,952 --> 00:06:10,996 They're releasing the goats any minute! 129 00:06:10,996 --> 00:06:12,664 Where's your mom? She's going to miss it. 130 00:06:12,664 --> 00:06:15,793 Well, she hasn't left us alone all day, so that's fine by me. 131 00:06:15,793 --> 00:06:18,545 I think it's pretty great that she wants to spend time with you, Hails. 132 00:06:18,545 --> 00:06:20,506 She even took off work for you. 133 00:06:20,506 --> 00:06:22,633 My mom is hardly ever able to do that. 134 00:06:22,633 --> 00:06:24,676 You're really lucky. 135 00:06:24,676 --> 00:06:27,971 Yeah, well, I... guess I never thought about it that way. 136 00:06:30,307 --> 00:06:32,017 Heehaw Monkeypaw! 137 00:06:32,017 --> 00:06:35,229 Gather around, varmints, and protect your soft bits. 138 00:06:35,229 --> 00:06:37,815 Because it's time for the Running of the Goats! 139 00:06:37,815 --> 00:06:39,566 Ooh, they're releasing the beasts! 140 00:06:39,566 --> 00:06:41,360 This is what we trained for, people! 141 00:06:48,951 --> 00:06:50,828 - Aw. - This is what we trained for? 142 00:06:51,245 --> 00:06:53,664 Then why did I buy an $80 goat mask? 143 00:06:53,664 --> 00:06:55,374 They're so cute. 144 00:06:56,083 --> 00:06:57,793 Hey, Beta, get a picture of me. 145 00:06:58,168 --> 00:06:59,336 Make it look like I'm running for my life. 146 00:07:00,045 --> 00:07:01,755 Ack, shoo, you dumb babies! 147 00:07:01,755 --> 00:07:03,298 Stop loving on me! 148 00:07:03,298 --> 00:07:04,883 I am not your snuggle buddy. 149 00:07:04,883 --> 00:07:06,051 Beta, be nice. 150 00:07:06,051 --> 00:07:07,302 They are adorable. 151 00:07:10,597 --> 00:07:13,016 So help me if I find one poop pellet in here later. 152 00:07:13,308 --> 00:07:14,351 And why are we stuck 153 00:07:14,351 --> 00:07:15,811 with these mini mongrels anyway? 154 00:07:16,186 --> 00:07:17,354 Where are the big ones? 155 00:07:17,771 --> 00:07:18,939 I guess there aren't any big ones. 156 00:07:18,939 --> 00:07:21,525 Did someone say they wanted the big ones? 157 00:07:22,109 --> 00:07:24,278 Well, here you go! 158 00:07:30,576 --> 00:07:32,619 Heh-heh! Now we're talking. 159 00:07:47,384 --> 00:07:49,136 Hey, goaty-goaty. 160 00:07:49,136 --> 00:07:51,388 Fun fact, I met a yoga goat once. 161 00:07:52,556 --> 00:07:53,599 You guys related? 162 00:07:54,308 --> 00:07:55,475 No? Well, it definitely... 163 00:07:55,475 --> 00:07:56,768 ...seems like you could use some yoga. 164 00:08:07,196 --> 00:08:09,281 Well, I've learned my lesson. 165 00:08:09,281 --> 00:08:11,408 My little Hailey doesn't need my help. 166 00:08:11,408 --> 00:08:12,659 - Help! - Heh? 167 00:08:13,827 --> 00:08:16,079 I'm coming for you, baby girl! 168 00:08:16,079 --> 00:08:17,247 Oh? Hey, wait! 169 00:08:17,247 --> 00:08:18,415 Th... That's too much! 170 00:08:18,790 --> 00:08:20,417 You know what? I've earned this. 171 00:08:21,960 --> 00:08:23,670 You know what? You woke up and chose violence today. 172 00:08:23,670 --> 00:08:25,130 And that's on you. 173 00:08:25,130 --> 00:08:26,590 I will not hurt you. 174 00:08:27,174 --> 00:08:29,676 Just... Okay, please don't hit any vital organs! 175 00:08:32,220 --> 00:08:34,306 - Get away from my baby. - Mom! 176 00:08:38,852 --> 00:08:40,646 That's right. I'm not afraid of you. 177 00:08:40,646 --> 00:08:43,899 This mama is running on high fructose corn syrup and adrenaline, 178 00:08:43,899 --> 00:08:46,026 and I ain't going nowhere. 179 00:08:53,450 --> 00:08:54,743 Wait. What was that? 180 00:08:57,037 --> 00:08:58,497 It's one of the baby goats I fed earlier. 181 00:08:58,497 --> 00:08:59,957 He must have crawled in. 182 00:08:59,957 --> 00:09:01,458 That's why this goat was so upset. 183 00:09:01,458 --> 00:09:03,794 She's just being protective. 184 00:09:04,252 --> 00:09:07,089 Moms will do some crazy things to help their little ones. 185 00:09:14,137 --> 00:09:16,098 I see you, Mama. Respect. 186 00:09:20,227 --> 00:09:22,354 Mom, you literally just saved my life, 187 00:09:22,354 --> 00:09:24,731 and I have been nothing but mean to you all day. 188 00:09:25,357 --> 00:09:26,608 I am so sorry. 189 00:09:26,608 --> 00:09:29,236 Honey, I want to apologize to you. 190 00:09:29,236 --> 00:09:32,280 You're getting older, and it's only natural for you to want more space. 191 00:09:32,990 --> 00:09:34,700 I just have to get used to the fact that 192 00:09:35,575 --> 00:09:36,785 you don't need me as much anymore. 193 00:09:37,411 --> 00:09:38,954 I'm always gonna need you, Mom. 194 00:09:38,954 --> 00:09:40,497 Yeah? 195 00:09:40,497 --> 00:09:43,750 Good. Because I'll be right here. Always. 196 00:09:44,793 --> 00:09:46,753 - Love you, Mom. - Love you more, sweetie. 197 00:09:48,797 --> 00:09:51,550 Okay. I'm gonna give you that space, starting now. 198 00:09:51,550 --> 00:09:54,344 I'll be in the car, with maybe a couple more sarsaparillas 199 00:09:54,344 --> 00:09:55,679 for the road. 200 00:09:55,679 --> 00:09:58,223 Can someone help me off this pole? 201 00:09:58,473 --> 00:09:59,474 Scott? 202 00:09:59,474 --> 00:10:00,892 Hold on! I'm coming! 203 00:10:03,603 --> 00:10:04,730 Well, now I'm torn. 204 00:10:04,730 --> 00:10:06,732 It's a pretty sweet view up here. 205 00:10:08,567 --> 00:10:10,694 No, I'm coming down. 206 00:10:10,944 --> 00:10:12,529 I changed my mind. 207 00:10:12,529 --> 00:10:14,656 I would not be the GOAT of goats. 208 00:10:14,906 --> 00:10:16,742 I'd be the worst of all time, 209 00:10:16,742 --> 00:10:18,118 the WOAT of goats. 210 00:10:18,118 --> 00:10:19,369 I should write these down. 211 00:10:19,369 --> 00:10:20,704 Hey, where's Beta? 212 00:10:21,246 --> 00:10:23,498 Now this is what I'm talking about. 213 00:10:23,498 --> 00:10:25,625 Giddy-up, big daddy! 214 00:10:25,625 --> 00:10:28,420 Yee-haw! 215 00:10:31,089 --> 00:10:33,216 ♪ The future's in my hands ♪ 216 00:10:33,216 --> 00:10:35,927 ♪ World's what you make it Get up and chase it ♪ 217 00:10:35,927 --> 00:10:38,055 ♪ Leaving nothing to chance ♪ 218 00:10:38,055 --> 00:10:40,682 ♪ I'm taking action Making it happen ♪ 219 00:10:40,682 --> 00:10:43,101 ♪ No matter what tomorrow might bring ♪ 220 00:10:43,101 --> 00:10:45,896 ♪ I got the guts to do anything ♪ 221 00:10:45,896 --> 00:10:48,065 ♪ The future's in my hands ♪ 222 00:10:48,065 --> 00:10:49,649 ♪ Promise I'm on it ♪ 223 00:10:49,649 --> 00:10:50,609 ♪ I'm on it ♪ 224 00:10:51,068 --> 00:10:53,362 ♪ Whoa-oh-oh-oh-oh-oh ♪ 225 00:10:53,362 --> 00:10:58,241 ♪ Hey, hey, hey! ♪ - ♪ Hailey's on it! ♪ 226 00:12:01,012 --> 00:12:03,473 ♪ Hey, hey, hey! ♪ - ♪ Hailey's on it! ♪ 227 00:12:03,473 --> 00:12:05,976 ♪ Win first place for World's cutest pet rock ♪ 228 00:12:05,976 --> 00:12:08,395 ♪ Do a corn maze Hope I don't get lost ♪ 229 00:12:08,395 --> 00:12:09,521 ♪ Eat an onion ♪ 230 00:12:09,521 --> 00:12:11,314 - Kiss my friend, Scott? - Huh? 231 00:12:13,358 --> 00:12:15,277 ♪ Hey, hey, hey! ♪ - ♪ Hailey's on it! ♪