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You'll never catch me!
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Run her down! Bite her butt!
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Can you hear me, birdbrain?
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Ahhh! Ow!
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Yes. Yes, you can.
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Hailey, what is going on?
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- I could hear you shouting
over the blender.
- Oh.
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Frank's just helping me prep
for the annual Running
of the Goats
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at Cowpoke Corral today.
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That sounds... specific.
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So, is Scott going
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- with you?
- Ugh!
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Is that what I look like
when I roll my eyes?
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Ugh. Anyway.
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Ever since my mom found out
about my feelings for Scott,
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she brings him up
every chance she gets,
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saying she just wants
to "help."
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I just want to help.
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There it is.
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Oh, Patricia, you rookie.
Good luck.
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I've been trying to get Hailey
to share her feelings
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with Scott for months.
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Mom, can we not talk
about this now? Or ever?
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I've heard that before.
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Excuse me a second.
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Hey!
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Okay, I admit
I've been bringing up Scott
a lot lately,
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but it's only because
I can't believe
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my little girl has a crush.
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- It seems like
only yesterday...
- Here we go.
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I helped you take
your first steps.
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I helped you
on your first day at school.
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And I helped you fix
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your first
so-called "haircut."
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And now look at you.
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A young lady with sufficiently
tolerable hair...
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- Wait, what?
- ...and a crush
on her best friend.
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Just know that I've been
where you are, honey.
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I've had crushes,
plenty of them.
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I mean, Fabian,
from my study abroad program,
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- taught me more
in four months than I--
- Hold up. Who?
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Nevermind. Long story short,
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Scott's a great dude,
and I am totes shipping
you guys.
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Please don't say "shipping."
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And I know those hormones
are really kicking in now.
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Please don't say "hormones."
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So, let me help you make
your game really slap.
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Please stop saying
all those words!
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Mom, I appreciate you
trying to help,
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- but I'll figure out
this Scott stuff by myself.
- What "Scott stuff"?
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Your favorite pizza topping.
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- The name of your first pet!
- Easy. Pickles and... Pickles,
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which makes it easy
to always remember
my security password,
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"Pickles." Ahhh!
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Oh, hi, Goat Frank.
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Meet Goat Scott.
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This is the Scott
you like, right?
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Just checking there's
not another Scott,
like from AP science class?
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- Mom!
- No, he's great.
Just making sure.
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Oh, man,
I could totally be a goat.
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I'd be the GOAT of goats!
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And what if I had a goatee?
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Anyhoo, it's a long bike ride
to Cowpoke Corral,
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- so we'd better get going.
- About that.
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I kind of crashed my bike
doing epic,
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though ultimately
unsuccessful, wheelies
in the car wash.
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Sick move!
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Argh!
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- Again?
- Turns out soap is slippery.
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- That's okay.
We can take the bus
- Or I can take you.
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We can even listen
to the new Seoul M8s album
on the way.
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- Oh, I don't think--
- What a great idea.
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Thanks, Mrs. B.
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Sorry that other seat belt
is broken
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and you two have to sit
so close to each other.
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Yeah. Looks like somebody
cut it.
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Why can't we use
the front seat?
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Hailey, you know
that seat is for my purse.
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You were right, Mrs. B,
This album is sick!
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You don't like it?
Wait, no, "sick" means good.
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I remember. I'm sick too.
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I'm so sick, I'm contagious.
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Oh, jeez.
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Whoopsie!
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- Red light!
- I got it.
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Oh, blow it out
your piehole, lady!
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Sheesh, could Patricia be
any more obvious
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with this Scott stuff?
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Good thing ding-dong
over here is as clueless
as ever.
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Oh, my Keith Bar!
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Scott, they stopped
making those three years ago.
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Pretty sweet, huh?
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And it's barely opened.
Want half?
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- Aw.
- It's trash candy, Mom, relax!
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Finally! Okay, Mom. See ya!
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Well, you two have fun.
Without me.
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Guess I'll just wait here
in the parking lot.
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- Alone.
- Wait a minute.
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Mrs. B.,
You drove all this way.
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You should join us.
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No! I mean...
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She's probably really busy.
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Those houses aren't
gonna sell themselves.
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Actually, I took the day off,
so I could have plenty of time
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with you two...
Lovely kids.
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Don't worry, sweetie.
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You won't even notice
I'm here.
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Scooch in you two,
and wave to the camera.
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This video could be
the highlight of some
very special occasion someday.
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Mom! Enough!
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You've been up
in my business all day.
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I don't even want you here.
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Can you please
just leave me alone?
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I just wanted to help.
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Another round of sarsaparilla,
Ms. Maggie.
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I just don't want her to make
the same mistakes I made.
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Repeatedly.
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Does that make me overbearing?
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- Well, I--
- Exactly!
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It doesn't. She's the one
being unreasonable.
Am I right?
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- I mean--
- Yes!
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Of course! You get it.
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Hit me again!
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- Uh, maybe you should--
- You're right.
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Maybe I should let Hailey come
to me when she's ready.
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That's some good advice, Mags.
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You're welcome. I guess.
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They're releasing
the goats any minute!
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Where's your mom?
She's going to miss it.
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Well, she hasn't left us alone
all day, so that's fine by me.
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I think it's pretty great
that she wants to spend time
with you, Hails.
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She even took off work
for you.
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My mom is hardly ever able
to do that.
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You're really lucky.
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Yeah, well, I...
guess I never thought
about it that way.
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Heehaw Monkeypaw!
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Gather around, varmints,
and protect your soft bits.
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Because it's time
for the Running of the Goats!
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Ooh, they're releasing
the beasts!
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This is what we trained for,
people!
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- Aw.
- This is what we trained for?
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Then why did I buy
an $80 goat mask?
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They're so cute.
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Hey, Beta,
get a picture of me.
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Make it look like I'm running
for my life.
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Ack, shoo, you dumb babies!
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Stop loving on me!
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I am not your snuggle buddy.
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Beta, be nice.
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They are adorable.
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So help me if I find
one poop pellet in here later.
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And why are we stuck
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with these mini mongrels
anyway?
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Where are the big ones?
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I guess there aren't
any big ones.
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Did someone say they wanted
the big ones?
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Well, here you go!
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Heh-heh! Now we're talking.
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Hey, goaty-goaty.
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Fun fact, I met
a yoga goat once.
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You guys related?
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No? Well, it definitely...
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...seems like you could use
some yoga.
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Well, I've learned my lesson.
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My little Hailey doesn't need
my help.
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- Help!
- Heh?
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I'm coming for you,
baby girl!
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Oh? Hey, wait!
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Th... That's too much!
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You know what?
I've earned this.
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You know what?
You woke up and chose
violence today.
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And that's on you.
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I will not hurt you.
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Just... Okay, please don't hit
any vital organs!
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- Get away from my baby.
- Mom!
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That's right.
I'm not afraid of you.
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This mama is running
on high fructose corn syrup
and adrenaline,
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and I ain't
going nowhere.
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Wait. What was that?
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It's one of the baby goats
I fed earlier.
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He must have crawled in.
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That's why this goat
was so upset.
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She's just being protective.
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Moms will do some crazy things
to help their little ones.
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I see you, Mama. Respect.
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Mom, you literally
just saved my life,
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and I have been nothing
but mean to you all day.
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I am so sorry.
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Honey, I want
to apologize to you.
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You're getting older,
and it's only natural
for you to want more space.
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I just have to get
used to the fact that
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you don't need me
as much anymore.
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I'm always
gonna need you, Mom.
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Yeah?
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Good. Because I'll be
right here. Always.
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- Love you, Mom.
- Love you more, sweetie.
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Okay. I'm gonna give you
that space, starting now.
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I'll be in the car, with maybe
a couple more sarsaparillas
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for the road.
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Can someone help me
off this pole?
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Scott?
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Hold on! I'm coming!
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Well, now I'm torn.
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It's a pretty sweet view
up here.
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No,
I'm coming down.
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I changed my mind.
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I would not be the GOAT
of goats.
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I'd be the worst of all time,
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the WOAT of goats.
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I should write these down.
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Hey, where's Beta?
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Now this is what
I'm talking about.
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Giddy-up, big daddy!
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Yee-haw!
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♪ The future's in my hands ♪
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♪ World's what you make it
Get up and chase it ♪
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♪ Leaving nothing to chance ♪
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♪ I'm taking action
Making it happen ♪
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♪ No matter what tomorrow
might bring ♪
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♪ I got the guts
to do anything ♪
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♪ The future's in my hands ♪
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♪ Promise I'm on it ♪
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♪ I'm on it ♪
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♪ Whoa-oh-oh-oh-oh-oh ♪
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♪ Hey, hey, hey! ♪
- ♪ Hailey's on it! ♪
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♪ Hey, hey, hey! ♪
- ♪ Hailey's on it! ♪
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♪ Win first place
for World's cutest pet rock ♪
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♪ Do a corn maze
Hope I don't get lost ♪
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♪ Eat an onion ♪
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- Kiss my friend, Scott?
- Huh?
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♪ Hey, hey, hey! ♪
- ♪ Hailey's on it! ♪