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I knew all our old pajamas
would still fit.
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- [fabric rips]
- [laughs]
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You look more ridiculous
than you did five seconds ago.
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[laughing]
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All right, now
we're in the perfect mindset
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for list item #7:
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see a live taping
of the greatest,
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most beloved-est,
most entertaining-est duo
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in regional TV history.
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[gasps] You don't mean...
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Hi there, friend. Come on in.
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It's time for...
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The Puffles!
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- Whoo-hoo!
- [fabric ripping]
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- Here we go!
- Whoa!
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[both laughing]
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We're seeing the Puffles?
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Don't mess with me, Hailey.
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Would I joke about two people
in inflatable pants?
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♪ You're my pal, my bud
My buckaroo ♪
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♪ We're inseparable
Like glue on glue ♪
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♪ One thing will always
Be true ♪
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♪ We're best friends
Besties, BFFs ♪
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♪ That's never, ever
Ever gonna change ♪
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♪ 'Cause best friends
Besties don't forget ♪
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♪ That you and me
Will always be best friends ♪
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Remember when we used to pretend
we were the Puffles,
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because they were
best friends just like us?
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So, how do we get in
that audience?
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[Bill Board] Wondering how
to get in the live TV audience
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- for The Puffles?
- Uh, yes.
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Then call the number below.
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Hailey, before you do that,
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there's something about
the Puffles you should...
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[phone line rings]
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[Bill Board] Howdy, if you're
looking to see The Puffles,
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- you called the right number.
- Yeah!
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Unfortunately, you've called it
at the wrong time
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because the Puffles
no longer do shows.
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Have a great day. Yeehaw!
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- Oh, no!
- Why have the message at all?
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A simple internet search
would've told you
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that The Puffles were
canceled five years ago.
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But I-- I won't accept it.
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We're gonna go to that station
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and insist that they un-cancel
The Puffles.
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Yeah, and they better be ready,
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because we're gonna
play hardball.
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Please, please, please, please,
please, please, please, please!
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How could you cancel a regional
institution like The Puffles?
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You've deflated us all, man!
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Now, I may have won
this here TV station
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in a baby shower raffle,
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but I love The Puffles
and theater.
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I did so much theater in school,
they called me Play Bill.
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Then you can understand
why it's important to us
that the Puffles
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get back together, right?
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Well, heck, if you want to do
a Puffles reunion show,
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you came to the right place.
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- All right.
- Woo-hoo!
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Unfortunately, you came
to the wrong person.
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Why do you keep
doing that, man?
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I never canceled The Puffles.
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Kiley and Thatcher
quit on their own.
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But, if you get them back
on board,
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we can film the reunion show
right here.
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It'd sure help with
the massive debt I incurred
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from them quitting.
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Seriously, I have a crippling
interest rate. Yeehaw!
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Then, it's a plan.
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Scott, you find Thatcher.
I'll find Kiley.
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I bet she's doing big things.
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♪ Extra-large pepperoni pie ♪
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♪ With garlic not served
On the side ♪
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[indistinct chatter]
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[Hailey]
Um, excuse me?
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We can only do six complimentary
baskets of garlic knots.
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- No more.
- Oh no, I--
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Wait, that's so many
garlic knots.
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Who eats that many?
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Wait, you're Kiley
of the Puffles, right?
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I used to be. A long time ago.
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Get out of my gondola, Ganesh.
You've already had six baskets.
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[heavy metal music blaring]
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♪ Endless darkness ♪
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♪ Empty inside ♪
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♪ In a world so heartless ♪
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♪ Misery is my chosen bride ♪
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That song is called
"Sunny Daydream".
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We'll be back.
Eat rocks, Oceanside!
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Um, excuse me?
Mr. Thatcher, Sir?
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Hey, man. You a fan of the band?
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Oh, uh... no.
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I'm actually a fan of your
earlier work with the Puffles.
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Why would two best friends
stop performing together?
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Kiley and I just...
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Well, honestly, it fell apart
when Kiley realized...
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I liked Thatcher.
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Like, really liked him.
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So, I told him, and we kissed.
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Terrible decision.
I do not recommend it.
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Yeah, it was super awkward.
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Ugh. I was so embarrassed,
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I wanted to crawl into a cave
and die.
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So, I wrote a song
about it called,
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"I Want to Crawl
into a Cave and Die".
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- Want to hear it?
- Uh, no.
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Anyway, it just got so awkward,
we split up.
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Haven't spoken since.
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But how? You, Thatcher, and--
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Look, kid, my break only lasts
as long as it takes Rocco
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to notice I'm taking
a break, so...
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What if we could mend
your friendship?
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...with a Puffles reunion show?
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- No way. Too awkward.
- No way. Too awkward.
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But, Kiley, I have to ask...
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Sorry, kid.
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That was your sixth basket.
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There's no way
we're getting these two
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- to do a Puffles reunion show.
- [Hailey laughing]
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Okay. Bye, Thatcher.
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See you at the Puffles
reunion show.
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[squeals]
Oh, my gosh, it's happening.
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Scott, do you work
at being wrong,
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or does it come naturally?
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How'd you get them onboard?
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Figuratively. I used thumb tacks
to get them on this board.
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It was easy.
I just, well, lied.
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Nice! Wait, we can do that?
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I simply told Thatcher and Kiley
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that the other wouldn't be
at the show,
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and they jumped
right onboard.
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Problem solved.
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[grunting]
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What the-- That was my soda.
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Hailey, what happens
when they both show up
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thinking the other won't,
and they're both there?
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You don't get it.
Best friends
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are supposed
to stay friends forever.
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I mean, if I ever kissed
my best friend,
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hypothetically, of course,
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and it got weird,
but then I saw him later,
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I'd be like, "Oh, I missed you
so much, Scott--
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I mean, Thatch--
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I mean,
hypothetical best friend."
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[laughs nervously]
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- [singing in keys]
- Okay, Thatcher's coming.
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Oh, boy, get ready to see some
best-friend chemistry kick in.
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- What are you doing here?
- What are you doing here?
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This best-friend chemistry
is awesome.
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Hailey, you lied to us?
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This is so embarrassing.
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And I'm forced to wear
a beehive wig
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on Throwback Thursdays
at the restaurant,
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so that's saying something.
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Yeah, this is not hardcore.
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Not hardcore at all.
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But, but...
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Now, hold your horses.
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Heard the whole thing outside.
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And I'm here to say
I fully support you, Puffles...
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- Wait for it.
- and by that,
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I mean I support you and this
whole operation financially.
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I cannot disappoint
our wonderful sponsors
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at the "Doctors without
Diplomas" organization.
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So, you two will perform,
but separately.
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And it'll still
be a Puffles reunion show,
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and I won't get sued, yeehaw.
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- Ugh, fine.
- Yeah, whatever.
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- [screams]
- Hails, it's okay.
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You'll still be able
to cross off your list item.
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Who cares? I wanted them
to sing together.
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Uh, I care, because
then the world doesn't end.
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But why is it so important
that they sing together?
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Because what if that happens
to us, Scott?
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What if something happens
and we stop being best friends?
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What if we stop talking
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and I wear a beehive wig
on Thursdays
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and you're not
in my life anymore?
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Hailey, look at me.
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I will never, ever miss
seeing you in a beehive wig.
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[laughs]
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Look, Thatcher and Kiley
aren't us.
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Their friendship doesn't decide
what happens to ours.
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Only we get to do that.
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And I decided a long,
long time ago
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that I will always
be your best friend.
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No matter what.
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Uh, this is the part
where you say--
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I'll always be
your best friend too, Scott.
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Okay, good.
You can never be too sure.
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And, hey, if seeing the Puffles
means that much to you,
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I know something we can do.
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[applause]
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[all gasp]
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Ah!
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- [loud crash]
- [all gasp]
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♪ You're my pal, my bud
My buckaroo ♪
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♪ We're inseparable
Like glue on glue ♪
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♪ One thing will always
Be true ♪
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Whoa!
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I may have overdone it
with the helium.
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- [chuckles]
- [audience cheers]
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Sounds like they're into it.
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Wait, they're cheering for--
Scott, look!
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♪ We're best friends
Besties, BFFs ♪
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♪ That's never, ever
Ever gonna change ♪
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♪ 'Cause best friends
Besties don't forget ♪
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♪ That you and me
Will always be best friends ♪
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[audience cheers]
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I can't believe you guys
were so inspired by us
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that you joined us onstage.
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Uh, that's not why
we went out there.
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We couldn't stand by while you
two butchered our theme song.
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Kiley, Kiley, who am I?
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Whoa!
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These baby giraffes.
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[both laugh]
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Okay, jeez, we weren't that bad.
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Hey, Kiley?
It's, uh, been good to see you.
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Hmm. You too, Thatch.
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Well, that was cool.
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Are you guys a duo again?
Are the Puffles back?
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Nah, we've got
our own things now.
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Nothing wrong with going solo.
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That's okay.
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Even if you don't
get back together,
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I know Scott and I
will be just fine.
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We decided it.
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I'll admit, Thatcher,
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I'm still a little sad
you lost your best friend.
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Who, Kiley?
She was never my best friend.
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- Wait, what?
- Sure, we're buds,
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but my best friend
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was the girl I grew up
next door to, Bailey.
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Hey, there she is now.
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[gasps]
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Hey!
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Bailey and I just got married.
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I'm so lucky she had the courage
to tell me she liked me,
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otherwise I never
would've known.
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Not as lucky as I am
to have a partner
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who puts up with birdhouse
projects all over our backyard.
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[both laugh]
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But wait, you, Bailey, birdhouses?
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Hey, Thatch, let's raid
the snack table.
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It's on this list of things
I've always wanted to do.
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[Scott]
Man, it's pretty sweet up here.
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Oh, no, nail, nail, nail!
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- [loud pop]
- [air hissing]
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[Scott screams]
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[loud crash]
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[laughs]
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Now, that was a show.
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♪ The future's in my hands ♪
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♪ World's what you make it
Get up and chase it ♪
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♪ Leaving nothing to chance ♪
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♪ I'm taking action
Making it happen ♪
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♪ No matter what
Tomorrow might bring ♪
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♪ I got the guts
To do anything ♪
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♪ The future's in my hands ♪
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♪ Promise I'm on it
I'm on it ♪
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♪ Oh ♪
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♪ Hey, hey, hey
Hailey's on it ♪
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♪ Hey, hey, hey
Hailey's on it ♪