1 00:00:04,463 --> 00:00:06,465 I knew all our old pajamas would still fit. 2 00:00:08,425 --> 00:00:11,345 You look more ridiculous than you did five seconds ago. 3 00:00:13,221 --> 00:00:15,057 All right, now we're in the perfect mindset 4 00:00:15,057 --> 00:00:16,433 for list item #7: 5 00:00:16,433 --> 00:00:18,226 see a live taping of the greatest, 6 00:00:18,226 --> 00:00:20,729 most beloved-est, most entertaining-est duo 7 00:00:20,729 --> 00:00:22,731 in regional TV history. 8 00:00:22,731 --> 00:00:24,232 You don't mean... 9 00:00:26,401 --> 00:00:28,528 Hi there, friend. Come on in. 10 00:00:28,528 --> 00:00:30,447 It's time for... 11 00:00:30,447 --> 00:00:32,491 The Puffles! 12 00:00:32,491 --> 00:00:33,825 Whoo-hoo! 13 00:00:33,825 --> 00:00:35,369 - Here we go! - Whoa! 14 00:00:37,120 --> 00:00:38,580 We're seeing the Puffles? 15 00:00:38,580 --> 00:00:40,332 Don't mess with me, Hailey. 16 00:00:40,332 --> 00:00:43,460 Would I joke about two people in inflatable pants? 17 00:00:43,460 --> 00:00:46,838 ♪ You're my pal, my bud My buckaroo ♪ 18 00:00:46,838 --> 00:00:50,384 ♪ We're inseparable Like glue on glue ♪ 19 00:00:50,384 --> 00:00:53,762 ♪ One thing will always Be true ♪ 20 00:00:53,762 --> 00:00:57,140 ♪ We're best friends Besties, BFFs ♪ 21 00:00:57,140 --> 00:01:00,644 ♪ That's never, ever Ever gonna change ♪ 22 00:01:00,644 --> 00:01:03,605 ♪ 'Cause best friends Besties don't forget ♪ 23 00:01:03,605 --> 00:01:09,027 ♪ That you and me Will always be best friends ♪ 24 00:01:10,987 --> 00:01:14,157 Remember when we used to pretend we were the Puffles, 25 00:01:14,157 --> 00:01:15,951 because they were best friends just like us? 26 00:01:19,162 --> 00:01:21,331 So, how do we get in that audience? 27 00:01:21,331 --> 00:01:22,958 Wondering how to get in the live TV audience 28 00:01:22,958 --> 00:01:25,419 - for The Puffles? - Uh, yes. 29 00:01:25,419 --> 00:01:27,504 Then call the number below. 30 00:01:27,504 --> 00:01:29,506 Hailey, before you do that, 31 00:01:29,506 --> 00:01:32,634 there's something about the Puffles you should... 32 00:01:35,262 --> 00:01:37,013 Howdy, if you're looking to see The Puffles, 33 00:01:37,013 --> 00:01:39,433 - you called the right number. - Yeah! 34 00:01:39,433 --> 00:01:41,726 Unfortunately, you've called it at the wrong time 35 00:01:41,726 --> 00:01:43,728 because the Puffles no longer do shows. 36 00:01:43,728 --> 00:01:45,564 Have a great day. Yeehaw! 37 00:01:45,564 --> 00:01:48,024 - Oh, no! - Why have the message at all? 38 00:01:48,024 --> 00:01:50,318 A simple internet search would've told you 39 00:01:50,318 --> 00:01:53,363 that The Puffles were canceled five years ago. 40 00:01:53,363 --> 00:01:55,740 But I-- I won't accept it. 41 00:01:55,740 --> 00:01:57,409 We're gonna go to that station 42 00:01:57,409 --> 00:01:58,994 and insist that they un-cancel The Puffles. 43 00:01:58,994 --> 00:02:00,954 Yeah, and they better be ready, 44 00:02:00,954 --> 00:02:03,707 because we're gonna play hardball. 45 00:02:05,292 --> 00:02:08,920 Please, please, please, please, please, please, please, please! 46 00:02:08,920 --> 00:02:12,299 How could you cancel a regional institution like The Puffles? 47 00:02:12,299 --> 00:02:14,509 You've deflated us all, man! 48 00:02:14,509 --> 00:02:16,344 Now, I may have won this here TV station 49 00:02:16,344 --> 00:02:17,846 in a baby shower raffle, 50 00:02:17,846 --> 00:02:20,974 but I love The Puffles and theater. 51 00:02:20,974 --> 00:02:23,602 I did so much theater in school, they called me Play Bill. 52 00:02:23,602 --> 00:02:25,812 Then you can understand why it's important to us that the Puffles 53 00:02:25,812 --> 00:02:27,439 get back together, right? 54 00:02:31,651 --> 00:02:34,946 Well, heck, if you want to do a Puffles reunion show, 55 00:02:34,946 --> 00:02:36,698 you came to the right place. 56 00:02:36,698 --> 00:02:38,200 - All right. - Woo-hoo! 57 00:02:38,200 --> 00:02:39,993 Unfortunately, you came to the wrong person. 58 00:02:39,993 --> 00:02:42,037 Why do you keep doing that, man? 59 00:02:42,037 --> 00:02:44,039 I never canceled The Puffles. 60 00:02:44,039 --> 00:02:46,291 Kiley and Thatcher quit on their own. 61 00:02:46,291 --> 00:02:47,834 But, if you get them back on board, 62 00:02:47,834 --> 00:02:49,878 we can film the reunion show right here. 63 00:02:49,878 --> 00:02:51,755 It'd sure help with the massive debt I incurred 64 00:02:51,755 --> 00:02:53,423 from them quitting. 65 00:02:53,423 --> 00:02:55,717 Seriously, I have a crippling interest rate. Yeehaw! 66 00:02:55,717 --> 00:02:57,385 Then, it's a plan. 67 00:02:57,385 --> 00:02:59,513 Scott, you find Thatcher. I'll find Kiley. 68 00:02:59,513 --> 00:03:01,681 I bet she's doing big things. 69 00:03:01,681 --> 00:03:07,479 ♪ Extra-large pepperoni pie ♪ 70 00:03:08,146 --> 00:03:11,900 ♪ With garlic not served On the side ♪ 71 00:03:15,028 --> 00:03:16,863 Um, excuse me? 72 00:03:16,863 --> 00:03:19,908 We can only do six complimentary baskets of garlic knots. 73 00:03:19,908 --> 00:03:21,660 - No more. - Oh no, I-- 74 00:03:21,660 --> 00:03:24,496 Wait, that's so many garlic knots. 75 00:03:24,496 --> 00:03:25,622 Who eats that many? 76 00:03:26,706 --> 00:03:29,042 Wait, you're Kiley of the Puffles, right? 77 00:03:30,377 --> 00:03:34,714 I used to be. A long time ago. 78 00:03:34,714 --> 00:03:38,843 Get out of my gondola, Ganesh. You've already had six baskets. 79 00:03:40,845 --> 00:03:43,431 ♪ Endless darkness ♪ 80 00:03:43,431 --> 00:03:46,059 ♪ Empty inside ♪ 81 00:03:46,059 --> 00:03:49,062 ♪ In a world so heartless ♪ 82 00:03:49,062 --> 00:03:52,482 ♪ Misery is my chosen bride ♪ 83 00:03:55,610 --> 00:03:58,071 That song is called "Sunny Daydream". 84 00:03:58,071 --> 00:04:00,407 We'll be back. Eat rocks, Oceanside! 85 00:04:03,785 --> 00:04:05,662 Um, excuse me? Mr. Thatcher, Sir? 86 00:04:07,956 --> 00:04:09,791 Hey, man. You a fan of the band? 87 00:04:09,791 --> 00:04:12,586 Oh, uh... no. 88 00:04:12,586 --> 00:04:15,714 I'm actually a fan of your earlier work with the Puffles. 89 00:04:15,714 --> 00:04:17,924 Why would two best friends stop performing together? 90 00:04:18,633 --> 00:04:21,052 Kiley and I just... 91 00:04:21,052 --> 00:04:24,598 Well, honestly, it fell apart when Kiley realized... 92 00:04:24,598 --> 00:04:26,808 I liked Thatcher. 93 00:04:26,808 --> 00:04:28,476 Like, really liked him. 94 00:04:28,476 --> 00:04:32,022 So, I told him, and we kissed. 95 00:04:34,065 --> 00:04:38,111 Terrible decision. I do not recommend it. 96 00:04:38,111 --> 00:04:39,821 Yeah, it was super awkward. 97 00:04:39,821 --> 00:04:41,865 Ugh. I was so embarrassed, 98 00:04:41,865 --> 00:04:44,200 I wanted to crawl into a cave and die. 99 00:04:44,200 --> 00:04:46,161 So, I wrote a song about it called, 100 00:04:46,161 --> 00:04:47,912 "I Want to Crawl into a Cave and Die". 101 00:04:47,912 --> 00:04:50,415 - Want to hear it? - Uh, no. 102 00:04:51,082 --> 00:04:54,544 Anyway, it just got so awkward, we split up. 103 00:04:54,544 --> 00:04:56,254 Haven't spoken since. 104 00:04:56,254 --> 00:04:59,758 But how? You, Thatcher, and-- 105 00:04:59,758 --> 00:05:02,677 Look, kid, my break only lasts as long as it takes Rocco 106 00:05:02,677 --> 00:05:04,721 to notice I'm taking a break, so... 107 00:05:04,721 --> 00:05:06,181 What if we could mend your friendship? 108 00:05:06,181 --> 00:05:08,266 ...with a Puffles reunion show? 109 00:05:08,266 --> 00:05:10,852 - No way. Too awkward. - No way. Too awkward. 110 00:05:10,852 --> 00:05:13,271 But, Kiley, I have to ask... 111 00:05:13,271 --> 00:05:15,357 Sorry, kid. 112 00:05:15,357 --> 00:05:17,150 That was your sixth basket. 113 00:05:23,365 --> 00:05:25,033 There's no way we're getting these two 114 00:05:25,033 --> 00:05:26,910 to do a Puffles reunion show. 115 00:05:26,910 --> 00:05:28,495 Okay. Bye, Thatcher. 116 00:05:28,495 --> 00:05:30,205 See you at the Puffles reunion show. 117 00:05:30,205 --> 00:05:32,123 Oh, my gosh, it's happening. 118 00:05:32,123 --> 00:05:34,000 Scott, do you work at being wrong, 119 00:05:34,000 --> 00:05:35,585 or does it come naturally? 120 00:05:35,585 --> 00:05:37,379 How'd you get them onboard? 121 00:05:37,379 --> 00:05:39,714 Figuratively. I used thumb tacks to get them on this board. 122 00:05:39,714 --> 00:05:43,051 It was easy. I just, well, lied. 123 00:05:43,051 --> 00:05:45,845 Nice! Wait, we can do that? 124 00:05:45,845 --> 00:05:47,430 I simply told Thatcher and Kiley 125 00:05:47,430 --> 00:05:48,932 that the other wouldn't be at the show, 126 00:05:48,932 --> 00:05:50,266 and they jumped right onboard. 127 00:05:50,266 --> 00:05:52,102 Problem solved. 128 00:05:57,982 --> 00:06:00,360 What the-- That was my soda. 129 00:06:00,360 --> 00:06:03,071 Hailey, what happens when they both show up 130 00:06:03,071 --> 00:06:05,407 thinking the other won't, and they're both there? 131 00:06:05,407 --> 00:06:07,033 You don't get it. Best friends 132 00:06:07,033 --> 00:06:09,077 are supposed to stay friends forever. 133 00:06:09,077 --> 00:06:11,204 I mean, if I ever kissed my best friend, 134 00:06:11,204 --> 00:06:12,789 hypothetically, of course, 135 00:06:12,789 --> 00:06:14,958 and it got weird, but then I saw him later, 136 00:06:14,958 --> 00:06:18,086 I'd be like, "Oh, I missed you so much, Scott-- 137 00:06:18,086 --> 00:06:19,629 I mean, Thatch-- 138 00:06:19,629 --> 00:06:21,214 I mean, hypothetical best friend." 139 00:06:28,263 --> 00:06:30,265 Okay, Thatcher's coming. 140 00:06:30,265 --> 00:06:33,810 Oh, boy, get ready to see some best-friend chemistry kick in. 141 00:06:37,147 --> 00:06:39,149 - What are you doing here? - What are you doing here? 142 00:06:40,358 --> 00:06:42,610 This best-friend chemistry is awesome. 143 00:06:42,610 --> 00:06:44,195 Hailey, you lied to us? 144 00:06:44,195 --> 00:06:46,114 This is so embarrassing. 145 00:06:46,114 --> 00:06:48,158 And I'm forced to wear a beehive wig 146 00:06:48,158 --> 00:06:49,993 on Throwback Thursdays at the restaurant, 147 00:06:49,993 --> 00:06:51,286 so that's saying something. 148 00:06:51,286 --> 00:06:53,079 Yeah, this is not hardcore. 149 00:06:53,079 --> 00:06:54,706 Not hardcore at all. 150 00:06:54,706 --> 00:06:55,874 But, but... 151 00:06:55,874 --> 00:06:57,417 Now, hold your horses. 152 00:06:57,417 --> 00:06:59,169 Heard the whole thing outside. 153 00:06:59,169 --> 00:07:02,422 And I'm here to say I fully support you, Puffles... 154 00:07:02,422 --> 00:07:04,591 - Wait for it. - and by that, 155 00:07:04,591 --> 00:07:07,052 I mean I support you and this whole operation financially. 156 00:07:07,052 --> 00:07:10,180 I cannot disappoint our wonderful sponsors 157 00:07:10,180 --> 00:07:12,849 at the "Doctors without Diplomas" organization. 158 00:07:12,849 --> 00:07:15,477 So, you two will perform, but separately. 159 00:07:15,477 --> 00:07:17,312 And it'll still be a Puffles reunion show, 160 00:07:17,312 --> 00:07:19,147 and I won't get sued, yeehaw. 161 00:07:19,147 --> 00:07:20,440 - Ugh, fine. - Yeah, whatever. 162 00:07:22,484 --> 00:07:25,028 Hails, it's okay. 163 00:07:25,028 --> 00:07:27,113 You'll still be able to cross off your list item. 164 00:07:27,113 --> 00:07:29,991 Who cares? I wanted them to sing together. 165 00:07:29,991 --> 00:07:33,745 Uh, I care, because then the world doesn't end. 166 00:07:33,745 --> 00:07:36,623 But why is it so important that they sing together? 167 00:07:36,623 --> 00:07:39,000 Because what if that happens to us, Scott? 168 00:07:39,000 --> 00:07:42,629 What if something happens and we stop being best friends? 169 00:07:42,629 --> 00:07:44,005 What if we stop talking 170 00:07:44,005 --> 00:07:45,965 and I wear a beehive wig on Thursdays 171 00:07:45,965 --> 00:07:47,300 and you're not in my life anymore? 172 00:07:48,760 --> 00:07:50,970 Hailey, look at me. 173 00:07:50,970 --> 00:07:54,891 I will never, ever miss seeing you in a beehive wig. 174 00:07:56,351 --> 00:07:59,270 Look, Thatcher and Kiley aren't us. 175 00:07:59,270 --> 00:08:01,689 Their friendship doesn't decide what happens to ours. 176 00:08:01,689 --> 00:08:03,358 Only we get to do that. 177 00:08:03,358 --> 00:08:05,944 And I decided a long, long time ago 178 00:08:05,944 --> 00:08:07,946 that I will always be your best friend. 179 00:08:07,946 --> 00:08:09,155 No matter what. 180 00:08:12,242 --> 00:08:13,910 Uh, this is the part where you say-- 181 00:08:13,910 --> 00:08:16,037 I'll always be your best friend too, Scott. 182 00:08:16,037 --> 00:08:18,206 Okay, good. You can never be too sure. 183 00:08:18,206 --> 00:08:21,042 And, hey, if seeing the Puffles means that much to you, 184 00:08:21,042 --> 00:08:22,418 I know something we can do. 185 00:08:31,636 --> 00:08:34,180 Ah! 186 00:08:36,057 --> 00:08:39,018 ♪ You're my pal, my bud My buckaroo ♪ 187 00:08:39,018 --> 00:08:42,522 ♪ We're inseparable Like glue on glue ♪ 188 00:08:42,522 --> 00:08:46,067 ♪ One thing will always Be true ♪ 189 00:08:46,943 --> 00:08:48,570 Whoa! 190 00:08:48,570 --> 00:08:51,072 I may have overdone it with the helium. 191 00:08:53,825 --> 00:08:55,410 Sounds like they're into it. 192 00:08:55,410 --> 00:08:58,162 Wait, they're cheering for-- Scott, look! 193 00:08:58,162 --> 00:09:01,499 ♪ We're best friends Besties, BFFs ♪ 194 00:09:01,499 --> 00:09:04,794 ♪ That's never, ever Ever gonna change ♪ 195 00:09:04,794 --> 00:09:07,881 ♪ 'Cause best friends Besties don't forget ♪ 196 00:09:07,881 --> 00:09:13,261 ♪ That you and me Will always be best friends ♪ 197 00:09:17,891 --> 00:09:20,184 I can't believe you guys were so inspired by us 198 00:09:20,184 --> 00:09:22,186 that you joined us onstage. 199 00:09:22,186 --> 00:09:25,106 Uh, that's not why we went out there. 200 00:09:25,106 --> 00:09:28,276 We couldn't stand by while you two butchered our theme song. 201 00:09:28,276 --> 00:09:30,111 Kiley, Kiley, who am I? 202 00:09:30,111 --> 00:09:31,696 Whoa! 203 00:09:31,696 --> 00:09:33,489 These baby giraffes. 204 00:09:35,200 --> 00:09:36,910 Okay, jeez, we weren't that bad. 205 00:09:38,161 --> 00:09:41,206 Hey, Kiley? It's, uh, been good to see you. 206 00:09:41,206 --> 00:09:43,374 Hmm. You too, Thatch. 207 00:09:44,083 --> 00:09:45,835 Well, that was cool. 208 00:09:45,835 --> 00:09:47,921 Are you guys a duo again? Are the Puffles back? 209 00:09:47,921 --> 00:09:49,797 Nah, we've got our own things now. 210 00:09:49,797 --> 00:09:51,132 Nothing wrong with going solo. 211 00:09:51,758 --> 00:09:53,218 That's okay. 212 00:09:53,218 --> 00:09:54,677 Even if you don't get back together, 213 00:09:54,677 --> 00:09:57,180 I know Scott and I will be just fine. 214 00:09:57,180 --> 00:09:58,306 We decided it. 215 00:09:58,306 --> 00:10:00,058 I'll admit, Thatcher, 216 00:10:00,058 --> 00:10:02,226 I'm still a little sad you lost your best friend. 217 00:10:02,226 --> 00:10:04,938 Who, Kiley? She was never my best friend. 218 00:10:05,730 --> 00:10:07,190 - Wait, what? - Sure, we're buds, 219 00:10:07,190 --> 00:10:08,816 but my best friend 220 00:10:08,816 --> 00:10:10,985 was the girl I grew up next door to, Bailey. 221 00:10:11,736 --> 00:10:13,154 Hey, there she is now. 222 00:10:14,322 --> 00:10:15,573 Hey! 223 00:10:20,411 --> 00:10:22,372 Bailey and I just got married. 224 00:10:22,372 --> 00:10:24,999 I'm so lucky she had the courage to tell me she liked me, 225 00:10:24,999 --> 00:10:26,668 otherwise I never would've known. 226 00:10:26,668 --> 00:10:28,878 Not as lucky as I am to have a partner 227 00:10:28,878 --> 00:10:31,547 who puts up with birdhouse projects all over our backyard. 228 00:10:33,091 --> 00:10:37,095 But wait, you, Bailey, birdhouses? 229 00:10:37,095 --> 00:10:39,347 Hey, Thatch, let's raid the snack table. 230 00:10:39,347 --> 00:10:41,266 It's on this list of things I've always wanted to do. 231 00:10:49,399 --> 00:10:51,526 Man, it's pretty sweet up here. 232 00:10:51,526 --> 00:10:53,319 Oh, no, nail, nail, nail! 233 00:11:01,953 --> 00:11:03,788 Now, that was a show. 234 00:11:05,456 --> 00:11:07,875 ♪ The future's in my hands ♪ 235 00:11:07,875 --> 00:11:10,461 ♪ World's what you make it Get up and chase it ♪ 236 00:11:10,461 --> 00:11:12,630 ♪ Leaving nothing to chance ♪ 237 00:11:12,630 --> 00:11:15,425 ♪ I'm taking action Making it happen ♪ 238 00:11:15,425 --> 00:11:17,885 ♪ No matter what Tomorrow might bring ♪ 239 00:11:17,885 --> 00:11:20,722 ♪ I got the guts To do anything ♪ 240 00:11:20,722 --> 00:11:22,974 ♪ The future's in my hands ♪ 241 00:11:22,974 --> 00:11:25,601 ♪ Promise I'm on it I'm on it ♪ 242 00:11:25,601 --> 00:11:28,021 ♪ Oh ♪ 243 00:11:28,021 --> 00:11:30,690 ♪ Hey, hey, hey Hailey's on it ♪ 244 00:11:30,690 --> 00:11:33,151 ♪ Hey, hey, hey Hailey's on it ♪