1 00:00:04,089 --> 00:00:05,382 [Hailey] Bees! 2 00:00:05,382 --> 00:00:06,383 [bird squawks] 3 00:00:08,093 --> 00:00:09,219 [buzzing] 4 00:00:09,219 --> 00:00:10,554 [Beta] Look out! 5 00:00:10,554 --> 00:00:11,763 [Scott] Whoo-hoo! [splash] 6 00:00:12,722 --> 00:00:15,183 - [buzzing] - [both gasping] 7 00:00:15,183 --> 00:00:18,353 That's right! Buzz off, you swarm of noise! 8 00:00:18,353 --> 00:00:19,980 [groaning] 9 00:00:21,022 --> 00:00:24,067 [Hailey] Here I am, about to complete list #188: 10 00:00:24,067 --> 00:00:25,694 Collect fresh honey! 11 00:00:25,694 --> 00:00:27,654 Which I wrote during my farm-to-table phase. 12 00:00:27,654 --> 00:00:29,614 I think I'll stick to storebought. 13 00:00:29,614 --> 00:00:30,824 [frog plops] 14 00:00:30,824 --> 00:00:31,992 - [jar clatters] - I'm done! 15 00:00:31,992 --> 00:00:35,704 Great! The next list item is #109... 16 00:00:35,704 --> 00:00:36,871 Eat a raw onion! 17 00:00:36,871 --> 00:00:38,790 And later we can do #346... 18 00:00:38,790 --> 00:00:40,500 - Superglue both of your-- - Nope! 19 00:00:40,500 --> 00:00:42,294 Next up is a shower. 20 00:00:42,294 --> 00:00:44,421 You humans and your self-care. 21 00:00:44,421 --> 00:00:46,464 I've been putting off an update for weeks 22 00:00:46,464 --> 00:00:47,882 and I'm-- [glitch] 23 00:00:47,882 --> 00:00:49,509 I'm-- [glitch] 24 00:00:49,509 --> 00:00:50,885 I'm great! 25 00:00:50,885 --> 00:00:52,470 [footsteps trailing] 26 00:00:52,470 --> 00:00:54,848 Mmm, this is actually pretty good. 27 00:00:54,848 --> 00:00:57,100 Ow! A bee bit me! 28 00:00:57,100 --> 00:00:59,811 That's the worse pain ever! Ow! 29 00:00:59,811 --> 00:01:02,105 I was wrong. That's the worse pain ever. 30 00:01:02,105 --> 00:01:03,940 Ow! Ow! 31 00:01:05,442 --> 00:01:06,901 [door creaks] 32 00:01:06,901 --> 00:01:07,944 [towel flops] 33 00:01:07,944 --> 00:01:09,863 Ugh. 34 00:01:09,863 --> 00:01:12,449 That pond was like four percent water. 35 00:01:12,449 --> 00:01:15,452 Well, now that you've taken your luxurious three-minute shower, 36 00:01:15,452 --> 00:01:17,829 here, list item #109! 37 00:01:17,829 --> 00:01:19,706 Eat a raw onion! Skin and all. 38 00:01:19,706 --> 00:01:22,834 It's not exciting, but that's why I brought confetti poppers. 39 00:01:23,793 --> 00:01:24,669 [pathetic pop] 40 00:01:25,962 --> 00:01:28,506 Huh, I thought that'd be more exciting. 41 00:01:28,506 --> 00:01:31,051 Beta, can you please just relax? 42 00:01:31,051 --> 00:01:32,802 We don't need to do every item 43 00:01:32,802 --> 00:01:35,013 from when I was obsessed with internet challenges. 44 00:01:35,013 --> 00:01:37,932 I will have you know it is thanks to my calculations 45 00:01:37,932 --> 00:01:40,185 that we are currently ten list items ahead. 46 00:01:41,144 --> 00:01:42,020 [pathetic pop] 47 00:01:43,730 --> 00:01:45,565 How dare you! 48 00:01:45,565 --> 00:01:48,485 Why can't I pick something fun? It's my list. 49 00:01:48,485 --> 00:01:50,570 And I'm perfectly capable of handling it myself. 50 00:01:50,570 --> 00:01:52,030 [frog croaking] 51 00:01:52,030 --> 00:01:54,240 I shudder to think how lost you'd be without... 52 00:01:54,240 --> 00:01:56,785 [glitching] me. 53 00:01:56,785 --> 00:01:58,286 That wasn't a shudder, Beta. 54 00:01:58,286 --> 00:02:00,163 You've been glitching out all day. 55 00:02:00,163 --> 00:02:01,831 Go do your update! 56 00:02:01,831 --> 00:02:04,959 I'll take care of my list, and have fun, without you. 57 00:02:04,959 --> 00:02:07,253 - [wristband chimes] - And take the wristband, too! 58 00:02:08,380 --> 00:02:10,924 Fine! You'll see how much you need me! 59 00:02:10,924 --> 00:02:12,967 - This is fine. [squeaks] - [door creaks] 60 00:02:12,967 --> 00:02:15,470 - Yeah, you totally seem fine. - [door thwacks] 61 00:02:17,180 --> 00:02:19,140 Number #119: 62 00:02:19,140 --> 00:02:21,226 Get the high score at Mega Dance Hero! 63 00:02:21,226 --> 00:02:23,061 Now that's fun! 64 00:02:23,728 --> 00:02:25,897 Hey, is it bad to eat too many bees? 65 00:02:25,897 --> 00:02:27,690 - Asking for a friend. - [honey gurgles] 66 00:02:27,690 --> 00:02:29,401 Scott, get your dancing shoes! 67 00:02:29,401 --> 00:02:30,902 - We're going dancing? - Nope. 68 00:02:30,902 --> 00:02:32,028 We're going gaming. 69 00:02:32,028 --> 00:02:33,530 Aww! 70 00:02:33,530 --> 00:02:36,491 Wait, I love gaming even more than dancing. 71 00:02:36,491 --> 00:02:38,201 - [Scott] Sweet! - [door thuds] 72 00:02:38,201 --> 00:02:39,744 After all I do for her, 73 00:02:39,744 --> 00:02:42,163 she sends me off like some dumb, fluffy toy. 74 00:02:42,163 --> 00:02:45,333 I am a highly advanced fluffy toy! 75 00:02:45,333 --> 00:02:47,752 - [rapid beeping] - [whirring] 76 00:02:47,752 --> 00:02:49,754 If Hailey won't appreciate me, 77 00:02:49,754 --> 00:02:51,840 I will appreciate me! 78 00:02:51,840 --> 00:02:53,550 [Beta trills] 79 00:02:53,550 --> 00:02:54,634 - [gauge clicking] - [elevator dings] 80 00:02:57,095 --> 00:02:59,305 [soft metallic swishing] 81 00:03:04,686 --> 00:03:06,396 [Orb] Welcome, Beta! 82 00:03:06,396 --> 00:03:08,273 While your update downloads, 83 00:03:08,273 --> 00:03:10,024 would you care for a luxury robe? 84 00:03:10,024 --> 00:03:12,277 No, no, no. Just make this quick. 85 00:03:12,277 --> 00:03:14,320 - Do not try to up-sell me. - [trilling] 86 00:03:14,320 --> 00:03:16,614 Oh, this is nice. 87 00:03:16,614 --> 00:03:18,074 What's the gig count on this? 88 00:03:18,074 --> 00:03:21,077 [Orb] That's our ten-terabyte ultimate robe, 89 00:03:21,077 --> 00:03:22,454 available for a small fee. 90 00:03:22,454 --> 00:03:24,122 Fine, fine. I'll take it. 91 00:03:24,122 --> 00:03:26,207 - But that's it. - [trilling] 92 00:03:26,207 --> 00:03:28,835 Yeah, slippers too, but that's it! 93 00:03:28,835 --> 00:03:30,420 [dance music plays] 94 00:03:31,171 --> 00:03:32,714 [Hailey] Mega Dance Hero 95 00:03:32,714 --> 00:03:34,632 got me through an awkward time when I was 11. 96 00:03:34,632 --> 00:03:36,509 That was the summer Scott and I both dyed our hair yellow 97 00:03:36,509 --> 00:03:37,552 and then came here to hide. 98 00:03:37,552 --> 00:03:39,429 Hi, sweetie! You OK? 99 00:03:39,429 --> 00:03:40,805 You were staring at the machine like you wanted it 100 00:03:40,805 --> 00:03:41,890 to ask you do dance. 101 00:03:41,890 --> 00:03:43,349 She does that a lot. 102 00:03:43,349 --> 00:03:44,767 I think she has some kind of inner monologue. 103 00:03:44,767 --> 00:03:46,352 [Hailey] Quick! Change the subject! 104 00:03:46,352 --> 00:03:47,729 So, Sunny... 105 00:03:47,729 --> 00:03:50,690 Do I get a friend discount in the arcade? 106 00:03:50,690 --> 00:03:53,818 You're more than a friend, Hailey. You're family. 107 00:03:53,818 --> 00:03:57,113 And family helps each other out by paying full price. 108 00:03:57,113 --> 00:04:00,909 Darryl, the apron goes around your waist. 109 00:04:00,909 --> 00:04:02,911 No, lower! 110 00:04:02,911 --> 00:04:05,079 - [Sunny] Lower! - Not to worry. 111 00:04:05,079 --> 00:04:08,541 I still have the arcade master key. [chuckles] 112 00:04:08,541 --> 00:04:10,043 - [swish] - [beep] 113 00:04:10,043 --> 00:04:12,086 [game voice] Mega Dance Heroes are not born, 114 00:04:12,086 --> 00:04:13,546 they're made... 115 00:04:13,546 --> 00:04:16,341 on a dance journey around the world! 116 00:04:16,341 --> 00:04:20,512 Only dance can save the future from a fiery doom! 117 00:04:20,512 --> 00:04:22,597 It's actually not too far off. 118 00:04:22,597 --> 00:04:24,265 Let's see if I still got it. 119 00:04:24,265 --> 00:04:26,726 [Irish music plays] 120 00:04:29,103 --> 00:04:30,772 [Hawaiian music plays] 121 00:04:32,106 --> 00:04:34,108 [country music plays] 122 00:04:37,237 --> 00:04:38,780 [pop music plays] 123 00:04:40,073 --> 00:04:41,699 [merengue music plays] 124 00:04:41,699 --> 00:04:43,868 Oh man! You just need five songs on this last one, 125 00:04:43,868 --> 00:04:44,911 you'll beat the score! 126 00:04:44,911 --> 00:04:46,246 I think I've still got it. 127 00:04:46,246 --> 00:04:47,413 [hip-hop music plays] 128 00:04:50,416 --> 00:04:51,501 [Hailey] I don't got it. 129 00:04:51,501 --> 00:04:53,628 [game voice] Mega Fail! 130 00:04:53,628 --> 00:04:55,213 The game voice is kind of intense. 131 00:04:55,213 --> 00:04:57,507 [game voice] You brought shame to your family! 132 00:04:57,507 --> 00:04:58,633 It's a little much. 133 00:04:58,633 --> 00:05:00,009 [console beeping] 134 00:05:00,009 --> 00:05:03,263 Dang! Still 2nd place behind Sludgebuzz37. 135 00:05:03,263 --> 00:05:05,723 I forgot how hard that breakdancing level is. 136 00:05:05,723 --> 00:05:09,102 Breakdancing's not hard. You just stop, drop, and roll. 137 00:05:09,102 --> 00:05:11,646 - [Scott grunts] - [dishes clatter] 138 00:05:11,646 --> 00:05:12,981 That's fire safety. 139 00:05:12,981 --> 00:05:14,399 Yep, I see that now. 140 00:05:14,399 --> 00:05:16,025 I need to find real help. 141 00:05:16,025 --> 00:05:17,819 Don't worry, we can save most of this 142 00:05:17,819 --> 00:05:19,153 with the five-minute rule. 143 00:05:19,153 --> 00:05:22,115 Darryl, get a shovel and make it quick! 144 00:05:22,115 --> 00:05:24,826 No, Darryl, a shovel. That's a towel. 145 00:05:24,826 --> 00:05:26,744 [Sunny] No, put down the towel! 146 00:05:27,662 --> 00:05:30,665 [Orb] Too many old photos are bad for your memory. 147 00:05:30,665 --> 00:05:33,668 You're going to operate so much faster once I'm done. 148 00:05:33,668 --> 00:05:36,421 [Beta sighs] I get so caught up with Hailey's lists 149 00:05:36,421 --> 00:05:38,339 that I forget about myself. 150 00:05:38,339 --> 00:05:40,592 [Orb] Should I add on a Deep Digital Detox, 151 00:05:40,592 --> 00:05:41,843 for a small additional fee? 152 00:05:41,843 --> 00:05:43,094 You know what? 153 00:05:43,094 --> 00:05:45,680 Yes. I deserve it. 154 00:05:45,680 --> 00:05:49,183 [orb trilling] 155 00:05:49,183 --> 00:05:51,728 Perrrrrfect. 156 00:05:55,982 --> 00:05:58,192 Is this the spin? 157 00:05:58,192 --> 00:05:59,736 Hm, let me try. 158 00:05:59,736 --> 00:06:01,321 [hip music plays] 159 00:06:01,321 --> 00:06:03,156 - [castor clanks] - [machine thuds] 160 00:06:03,156 --> 00:06:05,199 Scott, if you're gonna keep dancing, 161 00:06:05,199 --> 00:06:07,035 I need to bolt down the rest of the food. 162 00:06:07,035 --> 00:06:08,911 Sorry, we're just trying to figure out 163 00:06:08,911 --> 00:06:10,413 how to do a killer backspin. 164 00:06:10,413 --> 00:06:12,624 If you need a backspin, check out the music video 165 00:06:12,624 --> 00:06:14,208 for "Izzy Gettin' Dizzy Wit It." 166 00:06:14,208 --> 00:06:17,086 It was filmed right here on the pier back in 1998. 167 00:06:17,086 --> 00:06:19,339 Whoa! In the 1900s! 168 00:06:19,339 --> 00:06:20,965 Darryl, get some bowls! 169 00:06:20,965 --> 00:06:23,343 We can still serve most of this froyo! 170 00:06:23,343 --> 00:06:25,678 [slurping] 171 00:06:25,678 --> 00:06:27,138 I'm kidding. 172 00:06:27,138 --> 00:06:29,891 I said bowls, Darryl. That's the shovel! 173 00:06:29,891 --> 00:06:31,851 I found it! Look at her! 174 00:06:31,851 --> 00:06:33,269 And that backspin! 175 00:06:33,269 --> 00:06:35,897 - She's Radical! - She's extra! 176 00:06:35,897 --> 00:06:38,691 No, she's literally Radical. Look at her jacket. 177 00:06:42,195 --> 00:06:43,571 Mom! 178 00:06:43,571 --> 00:06:46,074 [Hailey] Or should I say, Radical! 179 00:06:46,074 --> 00:06:49,744 [Patricia] I haven't heard that name in a long time. 180 00:06:49,744 --> 00:06:51,579 Back in the summer of '98, 181 00:06:51,579 --> 00:06:54,916 I was in over 47 music videos. 182 00:06:54,916 --> 00:06:56,793 Then it all ended one night 183 00:06:56,793 --> 00:06:59,420 on the glittery floor of the Vixen dance stu-- 184 00:06:59,420 --> 00:07:01,130 [Hailey] Yeah, I'd love to hear that story, 185 00:07:01,130 --> 00:07:02,382 but I'm kind of in a rush. 186 00:07:02,382 --> 00:07:04,133 Could you just teach me your backspin? 187 00:07:04,133 --> 00:07:05,885 I'd love to, Hailey. 188 00:07:05,885 --> 00:07:08,221 And I know the perfect training ground. 189 00:07:08,221 --> 00:07:10,348 A playground? 190 00:07:10,348 --> 00:07:11,808 What does this have to do with breakdancing? 191 00:07:11,808 --> 00:07:13,393 You shall soon see, young one. 192 00:07:13,393 --> 00:07:17,480 [swings rattling] 193 00:07:17,480 --> 00:07:19,524 Focus comes from within. 194 00:07:19,524 --> 00:07:21,526 Respect the twirl! 195 00:07:21,526 --> 00:07:22,902 Fight the hurl! 196 00:07:22,902 --> 00:07:24,654 [swings rattling] 197 00:07:24,654 --> 00:07:26,239 [Hailey grunting] 198 00:07:26,239 --> 00:07:27,115 [Hailey groans] 199 00:07:28,116 --> 00:07:30,118 [exclaiming] 200 00:07:32,870 --> 00:07:34,247 [bin clatters] 201 00:07:36,249 --> 00:07:38,918 Release your stress, you will impress! 202 00:07:39,919 --> 00:07:44,549 If you want to win, surrender to the spin! [echoes] 203 00:07:46,342 --> 00:07:47,552 [merry-go-round squeaks] 204 00:07:47,552 --> 00:07:49,971 You are ready, small minnow. 205 00:07:50,930 --> 00:07:52,265 I am? 206 00:07:52,265 --> 00:07:53,766 [Patricia] I don't really know, 207 00:07:53,766 --> 00:07:55,643 but I have an open house in ten minutes. 208 00:07:55,643 --> 00:07:57,645 Good luck, sweetheart! - [engine revs] 209 00:08:00,148 --> 00:08:02,859 [Orb] This dry rice will remove excess moisture 210 00:08:02,859 --> 00:08:04,277 from your components, 211 00:08:04,277 --> 00:08:06,446 so you're at full operational capacity 212 00:08:06,446 --> 00:08:08,197 - before you leave. - Namaste. 213 00:08:08,197 --> 00:08:09,449 Namaste. 214 00:08:09,449 --> 00:08:11,868 No, no. I meant, nah, I'ma stay. 215 00:08:11,868 --> 00:08:14,454 I never want to leave this update. 216 00:08:14,454 --> 00:08:16,664 [electronic music plays] 217 00:08:18,040 --> 00:08:19,625 Let's do this thing! 218 00:08:19,625 --> 00:08:21,419 [Irish music plays] 219 00:08:22,795 --> 00:08:25,214 [Hawaiian music plays] 220 00:08:25,214 --> 00:08:27,842 [country music plays] 221 00:08:29,385 --> 00:08:30,553 [water spurts] 222 00:08:30,553 --> 00:08:32,847 [merengue music plays] 223 00:08:32,847 --> 00:08:34,015 [crowd gasps] 224 00:08:35,224 --> 00:08:37,351 [crowd cheers] 225 00:08:37,351 --> 00:08:39,437 Yes! You've got a perfect score so far. 226 00:08:39,437 --> 00:08:41,814 Wait, what was my mom's advice? 227 00:08:41,814 --> 00:08:43,399 Was it "spin it to win it?" 228 00:08:43,399 --> 00:08:46,486 [Patricia] Surrender to the spin... 229 00:08:46,486 --> 00:08:47,695 Mom! 230 00:08:47,695 --> 00:08:49,530 You left your open house for me? 231 00:08:49,530 --> 00:08:50,990 No, I'm picking up dinner. 232 00:08:50,990 --> 00:08:52,825 I got three offers on that house already. 233 00:08:52,825 --> 00:08:54,452 Got 'em to surrender... 234 00:08:54,452 --> 00:08:57,872 to the open floor plan, if you know what I mean. 235 00:08:57,872 --> 00:09:00,625 Oh, but I'm also totally here for you. 236 00:09:00,625 --> 00:09:03,002 Yo mama is Radical? 237 00:09:03,002 --> 00:09:04,253 Respect. 238 00:09:04,253 --> 00:09:06,255 Hey, the final level is starting. 239 00:09:06,255 --> 00:09:07,882 [hip-hop music plays] 240 00:09:12,762 --> 00:09:15,973 [Patricia] If you want to win, surrender to the spin! 241 00:09:19,268 --> 00:09:21,562 [music fades] 242 00:09:21,562 --> 00:09:22,855 [cheers and applause] 243 00:09:22,855 --> 00:09:26,317 [console beeping] 244 00:09:26,317 --> 00:09:28,569 Whoo-hoo-hoo! You did it! 245 00:09:28,569 --> 00:09:30,655 [game voice] You've gone from Mega Dance Zero 246 00:09:30,655 --> 00:09:32,865 to Mega Dance Champion! 247 00:09:32,865 --> 00:09:34,909 [chuckles] Thank you, Mom! 248 00:09:34,909 --> 00:09:36,577 I couldn't have done it without you. 249 00:09:36,577 --> 00:09:39,664 Time to celebrate. Darryl, get a cake! 250 00:09:39,664 --> 00:09:40,915 - [door opens] - [tray clatters] 251 00:09:40,915 --> 00:09:43,376 No! That's a tray! 252 00:09:43,376 --> 00:09:45,086 You work in food service, Darryl. 253 00:09:45,086 --> 00:09:47,839 You should know a tray from a cake. 254 00:09:47,839 --> 00:09:49,674 [serene ambient music] 255 00:09:49,674 --> 00:09:51,175 - Welcome, voyagers. - [wind rustles] 256 00:09:53,177 --> 00:09:55,138 Whoa, he's not yelling. 257 00:09:55,138 --> 00:09:56,931 That must've been some update. 258 00:09:56,931 --> 00:09:59,517 [Beta] It was, thanks to you, Hailey. 259 00:09:59,517 --> 00:10:01,018 I may have been too harsh on you, 260 00:10:01,018 --> 00:10:02,937 and for that, I am sorry. 261 00:10:02,937 --> 00:10:05,189 Love the new 'tude, Beta! 262 00:10:05,189 --> 00:10:06,399 And guess what? 263 00:10:06,399 --> 00:10:08,067 I completed list item #119 264 00:10:08,067 --> 00:10:09,944 and beat Sludgebuzz37 in Mega Dance Hero. 265 00:10:09,944 --> 00:10:12,530 All. By. My. Self. 266 00:10:12,530 --> 00:10:14,740 [low hum] 267 00:10:14,740 --> 00:10:17,076 [trilling and beeping] 268 00:10:17,076 --> 00:10:18,828 [screams] 269 00:10:18,828 --> 00:10:21,706 You already did that item! 270 00:10:21,706 --> 00:10:24,584 - What? - You are Sludgebuzz37! 271 00:10:24,584 --> 00:10:26,210 Hailey, you completed that item 272 00:10:26,210 --> 00:10:27,962 two years and three days ago. 273 00:10:27,962 --> 00:10:29,297 Oh, right! 274 00:10:29,297 --> 00:10:30,590 That's when we double-dared each other 275 00:10:30,590 --> 00:10:33,301 to drink every flavor of Space Sludgy. 276 00:10:33,301 --> 00:10:36,053 - [Scott] Remember? - I remember the brain freeze. 277 00:10:36,053 --> 00:10:38,890 [chuckles] You were pretty messed up. 278 00:10:38,890 --> 00:10:40,600 You tried to sleep in your birdhouse. 279 00:10:40,600 --> 00:10:43,352 Those birds were not happy. 280 00:10:43,352 --> 00:10:44,812 Beta, I'm sorry. 281 00:10:44,812 --> 00:10:46,772 I now realize you serve an important purpose, 282 00:10:46,772 --> 00:10:48,691 and I took that for granted. 283 00:10:48,691 --> 00:10:50,067 How can I make it up to you? 284 00:10:51,736 --> 00:10:53,196 [onion flops] 285 00:10:53,196 --> 00:10:54,113 Fine. 286 00:10:55,740 --> 00:10:57,491 [loud crunch] 287 00:10:57,491 --> 00:10:58,534 [loud chewing] 288 00:10:59,785 --> 00:11:02,455 [gulp] This is so much worse than it looks. 289 00:11:02,455 --> 00:11:04,832 - [chewing continues] - [pathetic pop] 290 00:11:08,336 --> 00:11:10,713 ♪ The future's in my hands ♪ 291 00:11:10,713 --> 00:11:13,216 ♪ World's what you make it, get up and chase it ♪ 292 00:11:13,216 --> 00:11:15,801 ♪ Leaving nothing to chance ♪ 293 00:11:15,801 --> 00:11:18,429 ♪ I'm taking action, making it happen ♪ 294 00:11:18,429 --> 00:11:20,681 ♪ No matter what tomorrow might bring ♪ 295 00:11:20,681 --> 00:11:23,267 ♪ I got the guts to do anything ♪ 296 00:11:23,267 --> 00:11:25,853 ♪ The future's in my hands ♪ 297 00:11:25,853 --> 00:11:28,648 ♪ Promise, I'm on it I'm on it ♪ 298 00:11:28,648 --> 00:11:30,900 ♪ Oh, oh, oh ♪ 299 00:11:30,900 --> 00:11:32,026 ♪ Hey, hey, hey ♪ 300 00:11:32,026 --> 00:11:33,319 ♪ Hailey's on it! ♪ 301 00:11:33,319 --> 00:11:34,403 ♪ Hey, hey, hey ♪ 302 00:11:34,403 --> 00:11:36,614 ♪ Hailey's on it! ♪