Bees!
Look out!
Whoo-hoo!
That's right! Buzz off, you swarm of noise!
Here I am, about to complete list #188:
Collect fresh honey!
Which I wrote during my farm-to-table phase.
I think I'll stick to storebought.
I'm done!
Great! The next list item is #109...
Eat a raw onion!
And later we can do #346...
- Superglue both of your-- - Nope!
Next up is a shower.
You humans and your self-care.
I've been putting off an update for weeks
and I'm--
I'm--
I'm great!
Mmm, this is actually pretty good.
Ow! A bee bit me!
That's the worse pain ever! Ow!
I was wrong. That's the worse pain ever.
Ow! Ow!
Ugh.
That pond was like four percent water.
Well, now that you've taken your luxurious three-minute shower,
here, list item #109!
Eat a raw onion! Skin and all.
It's not exciting, but that's why I brought confetti poppers.
Huh, I thought that'd be more exciting.
Beta, can you please just relax?
We don't need to do every item
from when I was obsessed with internet challenges.
I will have you know it is thanks to my calculations
that we are currently ten list items ahead.
How dare you!
Why can't I pick something fun? It's my list.
And I'm perfectly capable of handling it myself.
I shudder to think how lost you'd be without...
me.
That wasn't a shudder, Beta.
You've been glitching out all day.
Go do your update!
I'll take care of my list, and have fun, without you.
And take the wristband, too!
Fine! You'll see how much you need me!
This is fine.
Yeah, you totally seem fine.
Number #119:
Get the high score at Mega Dance Hero!
Now that's fun!
Hey, is it bad to eat too many bees?
Asking for a friend.
Scott, get your dancing shoes!
- We're going dancing? - Nope.
We're going gaming.
Aww!
Wait, I love gaming even more than dancing.
Sweet!
After all I do for her,
she sends me off like some dumb, fluffy toy.
I am a highly advanced fluffy toy!
If Hailey won't appreciate me,
I will appreciate me!
Welcome, Beta!
While your update downloads,
would you care for a luxury robe?
No, no, no. Just make this quick.
Do not try to up-sell me.
Oh, this is nice.
What's the gig count on this?
That's our ten-terabyte ultimate robe,
available for a small fee.
Fine, fine. I'll take it.
But that's it.
Yeah, slippers too, but that's it!
Mega Dance Hero
got me through an awkward time when I was 11.
That was the summer Scott and I both dyed our hair yellow
and then came here to hide.
Hi, sweetie! You OK?
You were staring at the machine like you wanted it
to ask you do dance.
She does that a lot.
I think she has some kind of inner monologue.
Quick! Change the subject!
So, Sunny...
Do I get a friend discount in the arcade?
You're more than a friend, Hailey. You're family.
And family helps each other out by paying full price.
Darryl, the apron goes around your waist.
No, lower!
- Lower! - Not to worry.
I still have the arcade master key.
Mega Dance Heroes are not born,
they're made...
on a dance journey around the world!
Only dance can save the future from a fiery doom!
It's actually not too far off.
Let's see if I still got it.
Oh man! You just need five songs on this last one,
you'll beat the score!
I think I've still got it.
I don't got it.
Mega Fail!
The game voice is kind of intense.
You brought shame to your family!
It's a little much.
Dang! Still 2nd place behind Sludgebuzz37.
I forgot how hard that breakdancing level is.
Breakdancing's not hard. You just stop, drop, and roll.
That's fire safety.
Yep, I see that now.
I need to find real help.
Don't worry, we can save most of this
with the five-minute rule.
Darryl, get a shovel and make it quick!
No, Darryl, a shovel. That's a towel.
No, put down the towel!
Too many old photos are bad for your memory.
You're going to operate so much faster once I'm done.
I get so caught up with Hailey's lists
that I forget about myself.
Should I add on a Deep Digital Detox,
for a small additional fee?
You know what?
Yes. I deserve it.
Perrrrrfect.
Is this the spin?
Hm, let me try.
Scott, if you're gonna keep dancing,
I need to bolt down the rest of the food.
Sorry, we're just trying to figure out
how to do a killer backspin.
If you need a backspin, check out the music video
for "Izzy Gettin' Dizzy Wit It."
It was filmed right here on the pier back in 1998.
Whoa! In the 1900s!
Darryl, get some bowls!
We can still serve most of this froyo!
I'm kidding.
I said bowls, Darryl. That's the shovel!
I found it! Look at her!
And that backspin!
- She's Radical! - She's extra!
No, she's literally Radical. Look at her jacket.
Mom!
Or should I say, Radical!
I haven't heard that name in a long time.
Back in the summer of '98,
I was in over 47 music videos.
Then it all ended one night
on the glittery floor of the Vixen dance stu--
Yeah, I'd love to hear that story,
but I'm kind of in a rush.
Could you just teach me your backspin?
I'd love to, Hailey.
And I know the perfect training ground.
A playground?
What does this have to do with breakdancing?
You shall soon see, young one.
Focus comes from within.
Respect the twirl!
Fight the hurl!
Release your stress, you will impress!
If you want to win, surrender to the spin!
You are ready, small minnow.
I am?
I don't really know,
but I have an open house in ten minutes.
Good luck, sweetheart!
This dry rice will remove excess moisture
from your components,
so you're at full operational capacity
- before you leave. - Namaste.
Namaste.
No, no. I meant, nah, I'ma stay.
I never want to leave this update.
Let's do this thing!
Yes! You've got a perfect score so far.
Wait, what was my mom's advice?
Was it "spin it to win it?"
Surrender to the spin...
Mom!
You left your open house for me?
No, I'm picking up dinner.
I got three offers on that house already.
Got 'em to surrender...
to the open floor plan, if you know what I mean.
Oh, but I'm also totally here for you.
Yo mama is Radical?
Respect.
Hey, the final level is starting.
If you want to win, surrender to the spin!
Whoo-hoo-hoo! You did it!
You've gone from Mega Dance Zero
to Mega Dance Champion!
Thank you, Mom!
I couldn't have done it without you.
Time to celebrate. Darryl, get a cake!
No! That's a tray!
You work in food service, Darryl.
You should know a tray from a cake.
Welcome, voyagers.
Whoa, he's not yelling.
That must've been some update.
It was, thanks to you, Hailey.
I may have been too harsh on you,
and for that, I am sorry.
Love the new 'tude, Beta!
And guess what?
I completed list item #119
and beat Sludgebuzz37 in Mega Dance Hero.
All. By. My. Self.
You already did that item!
- What? - You are Sludgebuzz37!
Hailey, you completed that item
two years and three days ago.
Oh, right!
That's when we double-dared each other
to drink every flavor of Space Sludgy.
- Remember? - I remember the brain freeze.
You were pretty messed up.
You tried to sleep in your birdhouse.
Those birds were not happy.
Beta, I'm sorry.
I now realize you serve an important purpose,
and I took that for granted.
How can I make it up to you?
Fine.
This is so much worse than it looks.
♪ The future's in my hands ♪
♪ World's what you make it, get up and chase it ♪
♪ Leaving nothing to chance ♪
♪ I'm taking action, making it happen ♪
♪ No matter what tomorrow might bring ♪
♪ I got the guts to do anything ♪
♪ The future's in my hands ♪
♪ Promise, I'm on it I'm on it ♪
♪ Oh, oh, oh ♪
♪ Hey, hey, hey ♪
♪ Hailey's on it! ♪
♪ Hey, hey, hey ♪
♪ Hailey's on it! ♪