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Bees!
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Look out!
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Whoo-hoo!
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That's right!
Buzz off, you swarm of noise!
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Here I am,
about to complete list #188:
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Collect fresh honey!
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Which I wrote during
my farm-to-table phase.
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I think I'll stick
to storebought.
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I'm done!
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Great! The next
list item is #109...
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Eat a raw onion!
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And later we can do #346...
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- Superglue both of your--
- Nope!
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Next up is a shower.
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You humans and your self-care.
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I've been putting off
an update for weeks
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and I'm--
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I'm--
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I'm great!
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Mmm, this is actually
pretty good.
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Ow! A bee bit me!
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That's the worse pain ever! Ow!
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I was wrong.
That's the worse pain ever.
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Ow! Ow!
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Ugh.
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That pond was like
four percent water.
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Well, now that you've taken your
luxurious three-minute shower,
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here, list item #109!
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Eat a raw onion! Skin and all.
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It's not exciting, but that's
why I brought confetti poppers.
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Huh, I thought that'd be
more exciting.
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Beta, can you please just relax?
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We don't need to do every item
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from when I was obsessed
with internet challenges.
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I will have you know
it is thanks to my calculations
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that we are currently
ten list items ahead.
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How dare you!
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Why can't I pick something fun?
It's my list.
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And I'm perfectly capable
of handling it myself.
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I shudder to think
how lost you'd be without...
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me.
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That wasn't a shudder, Beta.
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You've been
glitching out all day.
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Go do your update!
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I'll take care of my list,
and have fun, without you.
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And take the wristband, too!
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Fine! You'll see
how much you need me!
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This is fine.
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Yeah, you totally seem fine.
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Number #119:
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Get the high score
at Mega Dance Hero!
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Now that's fun!
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Hey, is it bad to eat
too many bees?
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Asking for a friend.
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Scott, get your dancing shoes!
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- We're going dancing?
- Nope.
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We're going gaming.
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Aww!
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Wait, I love gaming
even more than dancing.
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Sweet!
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After all I do for her,
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she sends me off
like some dumb, fluffy toy.
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I am a highly advanced
fluffy toy!
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If Hailey won't appreciate me,
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I will appreciate me!
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Welcome, Beta!
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While your update downloads,
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would you care for
a luxury robe?
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No, no, no.
Just make this quick.
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Do not try to up-sell me.
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Oh, this is nice.
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What's the gig count on this?
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That's our ten-terabyte
ultimate robe,
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available for a small fee.
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Fine, fine. I'll take it.
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But that's it.
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Yeah, slippers too,
but that's it!
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Mega Dance Hero
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got me through
an awkward time when I was 11.
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That was the summer Scott and I
both dyed our hair yellow
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and then came here to hide.
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Hi, sweetie! You OK?
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You were staring at the machine
like you wanted it
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to ask you do dance.
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She does that a lot.
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I think she has
some kind of inner monologue.
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Quick! Change the subject!
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So, Sunny...
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Do I get a friend discount
in the arcade?
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You're more than a friend,
Hailey. You're family.
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And family helps each other out
by paying full price.
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Darryl, the apron
goes around your waist.
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No, lower!
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- Lower!
- Not to worry.
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I still have the arcade
master key.
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Mega Dance Heroes are not born,
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they're made...
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on a dance journey
around the world!
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Only dance can save the future
from a fiery doom!
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It's actually not too far off.
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Let's see if I still got it.
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Oh man! You just need
five songs on this last one,
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you'll beat the score!
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I think I've still got it.
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I don't got it.
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Mega Fail!
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The game voice
is kind of intense.
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You brought
shame to your family!
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It's a little much.
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Dang! Still 2nd place
behind Sludgebuzz37.
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I forgot how hard
that breakdancing level is.
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Breakdancing's not hard.
You just stop, drop, and roll.
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That's fire safety.
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Yep, I see that now.
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I need to find real help.
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Don't worry,
we can save most of this
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with the five-minute rule.
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Darryl, get a shovel
and make it quick!
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No, Darryl, a shovel.
That's a towel.
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No, put down the towel!
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Too many old photos
are bad for your memory.
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You're going to operate
so much faster once I'm done.
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I get so caught up
with Hailey's lists
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that I forget about myself.
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Should I add on
a Deep Digital Detox,
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for a small additional fee?
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You know what?
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Yes. I deserve it.
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Perrrrrfect.
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Is this the spin?
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Hm, let me try.
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Scott, if you're gonna
keep dancing,
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I need to bolt down
the rest of the food.
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Sorry, we're just trying
to figure out
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how to do a killer backspin.
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If you need a backspin,
check out the music video
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for "Izzy Gettin' Dizzy Wit It."
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It was filmed right here
on the pier back in 1998.
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Whoa! In the 1900s!
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Darryl, get some bowls!
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We can still serve
most of this froyo!
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I'm kidding.
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I said bowls, Darryl.
That's the shovel!
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I found it! Look at her!
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And that backspin!
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- She's Radical!
- She's extra!
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No, she's literally Radical.
Look at her jacket.
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Mom!
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Or should I say, Radical!
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I haven't heard
that name in a long time.
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Back in the summer of '98,
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I was in over 47 music videos.
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Then it all ended one night
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on the glittery floor
of the Vixen dance stu--
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Yeah, I'd love
to hear that story,
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but I'm kind of in a rush.
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Could you just
teach me your backspin?
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I'd love to, Hailey.
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And I know the perfect
training ground.
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A playground?
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What does this have to do
with breakdancing?
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You shall soon see, young one.
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Focus comes from within.
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Respect the twirl!
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Fight the hurl!
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Release your stress,
you will impress!
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If you want to win,
surrender to the spin!
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You are ready, small minnow.
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I am?
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I don't really know,
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but I have an open house
in ten minutes.
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Good luck, sweetheart!
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This dry rice
will remove excess moisture
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from your components,
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so you're at full
operational capacity
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- before you leave.
- Namaste.
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Namaste.
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No, no. I meant, nah, I'ma stay.
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I never want
to leave this update.
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Let's do this thing!
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Yes! You've got
a perfect score so far.
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Wait, what was my mom's advice?
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Was it "spin it to win it?"
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Surrender to the spin...
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Mom!
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You left your open house for me?
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No, I'm picking up dinner.
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I got three offers
on that house already.
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Got 'em to surrender...
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to the open floor plan,
if you know what I mean.
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Oh, but I'm also
totally here for you.
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Yo mama is Radical?
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Respect.
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Hey, the final level
is starting.
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If you want to win,
surrender to the spin!
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Whoo-hoo-hoo! You did it!
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You've gone
from Mega Dance Zero
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to Mega Dance Champion!
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Thank you, Mom!
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I couldn't have done it
without you.
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Time to celebrate.
Darryl, get a cake!
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No! That's a tray!
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You work
in food service, Darryl.
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You should know
a tray from a cake.
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Welcome, voyagers.
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Whoa, he's not yelling.
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That must've been some update.
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It was,
thanks to you, Hailey.
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I may have been
too harsh on you,
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and for that, I am sorry.
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Love the new 'tude, Beta!
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00:10:05,189 --> 00:10:06,399
And guess what?
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I completed list item #119
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and beat Sludgebuzz37
in Mega Dance Hero.
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All. By. My. Self.
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You already did that item!
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00:10:21,706 --> 00:10:24,584
- What?
- You are Sludgebuzz37!
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Hailey, you completed that item
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two years and three days ago.
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Oh, right!
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That's when we
double-dared each other
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to drink every flavor
of Space Sludgy.
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- Remember?
- I remember the brain freeze.
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You were pretty messed up.
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You tried to sleep
in your birdhouse.
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Those birds were not happy.
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Beta, I'm sorry.
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I now realize you serve
an important purpose,
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and I took that for granted.
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How can I make it up to you?
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Fine.
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This is so much worse
than it looks.
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♪ The future's in my hands ♪
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♪ World's what you make it,
get up and chase it ♪
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♪ Leaving nothing to chance ♪
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♪ I'm taking action,
making it happen ♪
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♪ No matter
what tomorrow might bring ♪
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♪ I got the guts
to do anything ♪
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♪ The future's in my hands ♪
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♪ Promise, I'm on it
I'm on it ♪
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♪ Oh, oh, oh ♪
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♪ Hey, hey, hey ♪
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♪ Hailey's on it! ♪
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♪ Hey, hey, hey ♪
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♪ Hailey's on it! ♪