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Chaos Bots
have been sent from the future
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to stop the one person who can
save the world.
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Me?
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♪ Hey, hey ♪
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♪ Hailey's on it ♪
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♪ Teach a cat
To play the piano ♪
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♪ Roller-skate
All the way to Orlando ♪
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♪ Use my earwax
To make a candle ♪
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♪ Hey, hey, hey ♪
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♪ Hailey's on it ♪
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♪ Win first place ♪
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♪ For world's cutest pet rock ♪
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♪ Do a corn maze
Hope I don't get lost ♪
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♪ Eat an onion ♪
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- Kiss my friend Scott?
- Huh?
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♪ Hey, hey, hey ♪
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♪ Hailey's on it ♪
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All right, Beta.
Lay it on me.
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Whatever mortifying list item
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I'm supposed to do next,
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Let's just get it over with.
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Well, according my calculations,
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your next most optimal list item
is number 411.
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Oh, heck, yeah. Whoa!
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- Scott, it's time.
- Whoo-hoo!
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Oh, heck, yeah.
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Let's do this.
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What's happening here?
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Ah!
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Jackpot.
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We're rich.
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There must be over
60 bucks on these.
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Oh, I've been waiting
for this one.
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Grandma Banks has given me
random gift cards
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for every birthday,
Christmas and graduation
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since I was five.
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And now list item number 411
says we got to spend them all.
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Which means...
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Shopping spree!
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♪ I'm calling up my girls ♪
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♪ We're gonna spend it all ♪
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Put it on the card.
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You have $20 left.
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I know.
We'll take this $20 gift card.
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You have $20 left.
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I know.
We'll take this $20 gift card.
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You have $20 left.
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Hmm. We'll take
this $20 gift card.
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Um, I'm not sure I have enough
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for the full majestic unicorn,
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so you can stop
when you get to $6.13.
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It's gonna go over.
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No, it won't. I got this.
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♪ Shop till we drop ♪
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Buy yourself
something small.
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Whoa!
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All right, I'm buying you
one gazelle and...
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And, oh! One king lion.
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Well, you still have the lion.
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And the last gift card is spent.
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Ugh, seriously?
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What did we miss?
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Oh, maybe it's this
library card.
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We just need to buy a library.
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It's not the library card,
you buffoon.
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It's this.
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Butter Burger?
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I remember that place.
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♪ Why have a better burger ♪
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♪ When you can have
A Butter Burger? ♪
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Wait, wasn't that the place that
closed down because of rats?
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Or a fire? Or a rat fire?
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Yup. My mom said
the real mistake
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was hiring the rats
to run the charbroiler.
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How are we supposed
to spend five bucks
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at a place
that doesn't exist anymore?
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Well, according my research,
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one Butter Burger location
still exists
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in Flagstaff, Arizona.
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Which means I'm staying here
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and playing "Zoo Party."
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And since this gift card
expires tomorrow,
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guess we're going
on a road trip.
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Uh-oh, tomorrow? Ah, shoot.
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I told Kristine we would hang
out for our 45-day anniversary.
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That is the rust anniversary.
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I'm not your friend.
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You can't come?
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I have to go to Flagstaff
by myself?
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No, no. Helping you
save the world takes priority.
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I'll talk to Kristine
and take care of it.
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Good news, Hailey.
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I took care of it...
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by inviting Kristine.
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Hey-hey!
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This is so exciting.
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Technically, 84 days
is the bus anniversary,
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so Scott and I are jumping ahead
a little bit.
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I didn't know what to do
about our anniversary,
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but then I thought, hey,
this trip is perfect.
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A hot bus ride
through the desert,
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a fast-food restaurant,
our awesome bus driver.
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Sit down and shut
your mouth hole!
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Ha! This guy...
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Hey, K-squad.
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Today, I'm wearing a cotton,
peaked newsboy hat
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for my very first bus ride
with my BF, Scott.
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Let's see if we can make
the ordinary extraordinary.
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This is gonna
be so much fun!
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So much fun.
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Ooh, so much fun.
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No fun on my bus!
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♪ Down by the bay ♪
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♪ Where the pomegranates grow ♪
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♪ Back to my home ♪
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♪ I dare not go ♪
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♪ For if I do ♪
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♪ My mother will say ♪
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♪ Did you ever see a bear
Shaving his hair? ♪
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♪ Did you ever see a deer
Picking his ear? ♪
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Did you ever see water...
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from the... ocean?
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♪ Down by the bay, hey! ♪
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Ha! There's one.
Punch buggy.
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Punch buggy!
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- Punch buggy!
- Punch buggy!
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Ow!
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This is fun.
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Welcome to Flagstaff.
Now get out!
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Geez, that bus driver's a crank.
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No, that's the city motto.
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We came all the way out here
for this?
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At least the food
must be good.
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- Oh, it's really not.
- It's cooked by rats.
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What?
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Whoa, check out that sign.
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"Health Inspection Grade: F"?
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No, that other sign.
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"World's deepest ball pit."
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Last one in sits by the bathroom
on the way home.
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Oh, heck, no!
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Wait! I don't want
to do that!
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Whoo-hoo-hoo!
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- Whee!
- Whoo-hoo!
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Whoo-hoo-hoo!
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I don't know about this.
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I don't think
they clean this very...
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- ever.
- Come on, Kristine.
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You don't want to miss
your chance
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to swim in the world's
deepest ball pit.
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Yeah. Odds are good this place
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is gonna be condemned
any day now.
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Well, I guess I could try.
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Here, I'll help.
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My hat! I lost my hat!
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I need my hat!
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It's okay, it's okay.
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Yeah. We'll find it.
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Shoot, it must have sunk
way down.
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Who knew there was a downside
to the world's deepest ball pit?
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I am not leaving
without my hat.
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How long until
we should be worried?
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I found my hat!
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Um, yeah. That's a diaper.
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That is it!
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I don't know why you had
to bring us on this awful trip
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to buy the world's
grossest hamburger, Hailey.
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Or why Scott would think
that this would be any fun.
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But this is the worst
anniversary ever.
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- Do you think she's mad?
- Oh, yeah.
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This whole thing is my fault.
I'll talk to her.
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Thanks, Hailey. I'll stay here
and look for Kristine's hat.
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It might look like I'm just
playing around in the ball pit,
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but it's really
to look for the hat.
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Whee! Not over here!
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Whee!
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Not over here! Whee!
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Hey, Kristine.
Oh, you found your hat.
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No. This is my lousy backup hat.
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Okay.
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Well, I just wanted to give you
this double butter burger
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and butter shake as my way
of saying I'm sorry.
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It's kind of hard to explain
why it was so important
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for me to come here,
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but I shouldn't have made
Scott come.
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Not on your anniversary.
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I'm sure you had
some really fun plans.
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Not really.
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His original plan was to take me
to the batting cages
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to watch his "sick cuts,"
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so a bus ride to the country
with you
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actually sounded super fun.
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And super cottage core.
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But it wasn't.
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This is, like, all butter.
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I really shouldn't have
pulled you into the ball pit.
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Or played so many rounds
of punch buggy.
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Or slap train.
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Those are horrible games.
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Ugh! This is all butter too!
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Truth is,
I'm just a little worried
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now that you're dating Scott,
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I might be losing
my best friend.
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What?
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Hailey, I know
I've only been dating Scott
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for 45 days, 21 hours,
and 37 minutes,
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but I can tell you right now,
he adores you.
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- Really?
- Yes.
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There's no way you guys
won't be best friends forever.
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Like brother and sister.
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Right.
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You're blocking the slide.
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Honestly, I should be the one apologizing.
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The real reason I came
on this trip
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is because I'm jealous of you.
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Of me? But you're the most
popular girl in school.
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You have thousands of followers,
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whereas my dentist
unfollowed me
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because she says
I depress her timeline.
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Oh, I'm not jealous
of any of that.
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I have very healthy sense
of self-worth.
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But I am jealous of the
connection you have with Scott.
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You guys have
so much fun together.
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Whoo-hoo-hoo!
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Yeah, we do.
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But there's no reason
the three of us
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shouldn't have fun together too.
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Friends?
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Are you grandmas
ever gonna move?
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Grandmas?
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We're, like, 14. Whatever.
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Okay, I found all these hats
in the ball pit.
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- Your hat was red, right?
- It was blue.
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Oh, right. Okay. Whee!
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Whee! Whee!
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Okay, bestie,
I think it's time
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to try and salvage
my month-and-a-halfiversary.
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But first, I need your opinion
about something.
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I couldn't think of anything
good to give Scott,
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but then I remembered
he liked sports,
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so I got him this.
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I mean this in the most
supportive way possible:
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burn that hat.
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Yeah, you're probably right.
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Good thing I also got him
"Video Games."
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Ugh. Here. I was saving this
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so I could give it to Scott
for his birthday,
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but I want you to take it.
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Wow! A baseball card.
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Thanks.
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I mean, I don't really follow
baseball, but--
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I mean take it to give to Scott.
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Oh! That makes more sense.
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It's a rare misprint
of Mike Trout
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splitting open his pants
mid-swing.
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Scott'll love it.
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Thanks, Hailey.
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I see why Scott thinks
you're so great.
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Hey, Scott! Let's do presents!
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Cool!
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Best present ever!
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Oh, and I got you
a present too.
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First-class tickets
for the train back home.
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We don't have
to take the bus back?
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Oh, can you get a ticket
for Hailey too?
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Sure.
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And I promise we can play
whatever games you like
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on the way home.
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OMG, you are gonna love
Celebrity Hat Match.
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You just match the hats
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with the celebrities
who wore them.
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Lady Gaga. Lady Gaga.
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Lady Gaga and Abraham Lincoln.
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Hey, Hails,
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thanks for fixing things
with Kristine.
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And for giving her this card.
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Uh...
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Oh, I can't believe
he split his pants!
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So cool.