1 00:00:00,567 --> 00:00:02,603 Chaos Bots have been sent from the future 2 00:00:02,603 --> 00:00:05,472 to stop the one person who can save the world. 3 00:00:05,472 --> 00:00:06,640 Me? 4 00:00:06,640 --> 00:00:07,674 ♪ Hey, hey ♪ 5 00:00:07,674 --> 00:00:09,343 ♪ Hailey's on it ♪ 6 00:00:09,343 --> 00:00:11,512 ♪ Teach a cat To play the piano ♪ 7 00:00:11,512 --> 00:00:14,181 ♪ Roller-skate All the way to Orlando ♪ 8 00:00:14,181 --> 00:00:16,683 ♪ Use my earwax To make a candle ♪ 9 00:00:16,683 --> 00:00:17,951 ♪ Hey, hey, hey ♪ 10 00:00:17,951 --> 00:00:19,186 ♪ Hailey's on it ♪ 11 00:00:19,186 --> 00:00:20,287 ♪ Win first place ♪ 12 00:00:20,287 --> 00:00:21,722 ♪ For world's cutest pet rock ♪ 13 00:00:21,722 --> 00:00:24,157 ♪ Do a corn maze Hope I don't get lost ♪ 14 00:00:24,157 --> 00:00:25,292 ♪ Eat an onion ♪ 15 00:00:25,292 --> 00:00:27,561 - Kiss my friend Scott? - Huh? 16 00:00:29,463 --> 00:00:30,831 ♪ Hey, hey, hey ♪ 17 00:00:30,831 --> 00:00:32,332 ♪ Hailey's on it ♪ 18 00:00:34,301 --> 00:00:35,903 All right, Beta. Lay it on me. 19 00:00:35,903 --> 00:00:37,838 Whatever mortifying list item 20 00:00:37,838 --> 00:00:39,106 I'm supposed to do next, 21 00:00:39,106 --> 00:00:40,374 Let's just get it over with. 22 00:00:40,374 --> 00:00:42,109 Well, according my calculations, 23 00:00:42,109 --> 00:00:45,612 your next most optimal list item is number 411. 24 00:00:45,612 --> 00:00:48,115 Oh, heck, yeah. Whoa! 25 00:00:48,115 --> 00:00:50,250 - Scott, it's time. - Whoo-hoo! 26 00:00:50,250 --> 00:00:51,618 Oh, heck, yeah. 27 00:00:54,187 --> 00:00:56,156 Let's do this. 28 00:00:57,858 --> 00:01:00,093 What's happening here? 29 00:01:00,093 --> 00:01:01,662 Ah! 30 00:01:05,732 --> 00:01:07,467 Jackpot. 31 00:01:09,670 --> 00:01:10,971 We're rich. 32 00:01:10,971 --> 00:01:13,040 There must be over 60 bucks on these. 33 00:01:13,040 --> 00:01:15,208 Oh, I've been waiting for this one. 34 00:01:15,208 --> 00:01:17,010 Grandma Banks has given me random gift cards 35 00:01:17,010 --> 00:01:18,879 for every birthday, Christmas and graduation 36 00:01:18,879 --> 00:01:20,314 since I was five. 37 00:01:20,314 --> 00:01:22,950 And now list item number 411 says we got to spend them all. 38 00:01:22,950 --> 00:01:24,284 Which means... 39 00:01:24,284 --> 00:01:26,420 Shopping spree! 40 00:01:28,388 --> 00:01:30,724 ♪ I'm calling up my girls ♪ 41 00:01:32,059 --> 00:01:34,161 ♪ We're gonna spend it all ♪ 42 00:01:34,161 --> 00:01:36,163 Put it on the card. 43 00:01:36,163 --> 00:01:37,931 You have $20 left. 44 00:01:37,931 --> 00:01:41,501 I know. We'll take this $20 gift card. 45 00:01:41,501 --> 00:01:43,470 You have $20 left. 46 00:01:43,470 --> 00:01:46,573 I know. We'll take this $20 gift card. 47 00:01:46,573 --> 00:01:48,308 You have $20 left. 48 00:01:48,308 --> 00:01:50,344 Hmm. We'll take this $20 gift card. 49 00:01:52,279 --> 00:01:54,114 Um, I'm not sure I have enough 50 00:01:54,114 --> 00:01:55,582 for the full majestic unicorn, 51 00:01:55,582 --> 00:01:58,418 so you can stop when you get to $6.13. 52 00:02:00,120 --> 00:02:02,222 It's gonna go over. 53 00:02:02,222 --> 00:02:04,157 No, it won't. I got this. 54 00:02:06,927 --> 00:02:08,562 ♪ Shop till we drop ♪ 55 00:02:10,364 --> 00:02:11,898 Buy yourself something small. 56 00:02:15,102 --> 00:02:16,503 Whoa! 57 00:02:18,038 --> 00:02:19,906 All right, I'm buying you one gazelle and... 58 00:02:19,906 --> 00:02:21,842 And, oh! One king lion. 59 00:02:24,378 --> 00:02:26,880 Well, you still have the lion. 60 00:02:26,880 --> 00:02:29,049 And the last gift card is spent. 61 00:02:29,049 --> 00:02:31,485 Ugh, seriously? 62 00:02:31,485 --> 00:02:32,686 What did we miss? 63 00:02:34,287 --> 00:02:36,256 Oh, maybe it's this library card. 64 00:02:36,256 --> 00:02:38,358 We just need to buy a library. 65 00:02:38,358 --> 00:02:40,827 It's not the library card, you buffoon. 66 00:02:40,827 --> 00:02:42,662 It's this. 67 00:02:42,662 --> 00:02:43,764 Butter Burger? 68 00:02:43,764 --> 00:02:45,265 I remember that place. 69 00:02:45,265 --> 00:02:47,034 ♪ Why have a better burger ♪ 70 00:02:47,034 --> 00:02:48,802 ♪ When you can have A Butter Burger? ♪ 71 00:02:50,737 --> 00:02:53,874 Wait, wasn't that the place that closed down because of rats? 72 00:02:53,874 --> 00:02:56,276 Or a fire? Or a rat fire? 73 00:02:56,276 --> 00:02:57,778 Yup. My mom said the real mistake 74 00:02:57,778 --> 00:03:00,013 was hiring the rats to run the charbroiler. 75 00:03:00,013 --> 00:03:01,848 How are we supposed to spend five bucks 76 00:03:01,848 --> 00:03:03,617 at a place that doesn't exist anymore? 77 00:03:03,617 --> 00:03:05,385 Well, according my research, 78 00:03:05,385 --> 00:03:07,654 one Butter Burger location still exists 79 00:03:07,654 --> 00:03:09,990 in Flagstaff, Arizona. 80 00:03:10,924 --> 00:03:12,325 Which means I'm staying here 81 00:03:12,325 --> 00:03:14,294 and playing "Zoo Party." 82 00:03:14,294 --> 00:03:16,363 And since this gift card expires tomorrow, 83 00:03:16,363 --> 00:03:17,698 guess we're going on a road trip. 84 00:03:17,698 --> 00:03:19,966 Uh-oh, tomorrow? Ah, shoot. 85 00:03:19,966 --> 00:03:23,070 I told Kristine we would hang out for our 45-day anniversary. 86 00:03:23,070 --> 00:03:25,172 That is the rust anniversary. 87 00:03:25,172 --> 00:03:27,140 I'm not your friend. 88 00:03:27,140 --> 00:03:28,475 You can't come? 89 00:03:28,475 --> 00:03:30,477 I have to go to Flagstaff by myself? 90 00:03:30,477 --> 00:03:33,647 No, no. Helping you save the world takes priority. 91 00:03:33,647 --> 00:03:35,649 I'll talk to Kristine and take care of it. 92 00:03:41,922 --> 00:03:43,156 Good news, Hailey. 93 00:03:43,156 --> 00:03:44,758 I took care of it... 94 00:03:44,758 --> 00:03:46,526 by inviting Kristine. 95 00:03:46,526 --> 00:03:48,028 Hey-hey! 96 00:03:48,028 --> 00:03:49,796 This is so exciting. 97 00:03:49,796 --> 00:03:51,998 Technically, 84 days is the bus anniversary, 98 00:03:51,998 --> 00:03:54,301 so Scott and I are jumping ahead a little bit. 99 00:03:54,301 --> 00:03:56,136 I didn't know what to do about our anniversary, 100 00:03:56,136 --> 00:03:59,072 but then I thought, hey, this trip is perfect. 101 00:03:59,072 --> 00:04:00,607 A hot bus ride through the desert, 102 00:04:00,607 --> 00:04:03,110 a fast-food restaurant, our awesome bus driver. 103 00:04:03,110 --> 00:04:05,011 Sit down and shut your mouth hole! 104 00:04:05,011 --> 00:04:06,613 Ha! This guy... 105 00:04:06,613 --> 00:04:08,248 Hey, K-squad. 106 00:04:08,248 --> 00:04:11,017 Today, I'm wearing a cotton, peaked newsboy hat 107 00:04:11,017 --> 00:04:14,521 for my very first bus ride with my BF, Scott. 108 00:04:14,521 --> 00:04:17,891 Let's see if we can make the ordinary extraordinary. 109 00:04:17,891 --> 00:04:19,493 This is gonna be so much fun! 110 00:04:19,493 --> 00:04:20,727 So much fun. 111 00:04:20,727 --> 00:04:22,529 Ooh, so much fun. 112 00:04:22,529 --> 00:04:24,564 No fun on my bus! 113 00:04:26,433 --> 00:04:28,502 ♪ Down by the bay ♪ 114 00:04:28,502 --> 00:04:30,670 ♪ Where the pomegranates grow ♪ 115 00:04:30,670 --> 00:04:32,506 ♪ Back to my home ♪ 116 00:04:32,506 --> 00:04:34,641 ♪ I dare not go ♪ 117 00:04:34,641 --> 00:04:36,343 ♪ For if I do ♪ 118 00:04:36,343 --> 00:04:38,612 ♪ My mother will say ♪ 119 00:04:38,612 --> 00:04:41,214 ♪ Did you ever see a bear Shaving his hair? ♪ 120 00:04:41,214 --> 00:04:43,350 ♪ Did you ever see a deer Picking his ear? ♪ 121 00:04:45,752 --> 00:04:47,788 Did you ever see water... 122 00:04:47,788 --> 00:04:49,723 from the... ocean? 123 00:04:51,224 --> 00:04:53,493 ♪ Down by the bay, hey! ♪ 124 00:04:59,332 --> 00:05:01,168 Ha! There's one. Punch buggy. 125 00:05:02,569 --> 00:05:03,970 Punch buggy! 126 00:05:04,938 --> 00:05:06,273 - Punch buggy! - Punch buggy! 127 00:05:06,273 --> 00:05:07,607 Ow! 128 00:05:07,607 --> 00:05:10,076 This is fun. 129 00:05:23,490 --> 00:05:26,259 Welcome to Flagstaff. Now get out! 130 00:05:26,259 --> 00:05:28,929 Geez, that bus driver's a crank. 131 00:05:28,929 --> 00:05:30,330 No, that's the city motto. 132 00:05:31,598 --> 00:05:35,101 We came all the way out here for this? 133 00:05:36,369 --> 00:05:38,171 At least the food must be good. 134 00:05:38,171 --> 00:05:40,006 - Oh, it's really not. - It's cooked by rats. 135 00:05:40,006 --> 00:05:42,075 What? 136 00:05:42,976 --> 00:05:44,744 Whoa, check out that sign. 137 00:05:44,744 --> 00:05:47,714 "Health Inspection Grade: F"? 138 00:05:47,714 --> 00:05:48,915 No, that other sign. 139 00:05:48,915 --> 00:05:50,550 "World's deepest ball pit." 140 00:05:50,550 --> 00:05:53,186 Last one in sits by the bathroom on the way home. 141 00:05:53,186 --> 00:05:54,554 Oh, heck, no! 142 00:05:54,554 --> 00:05:56,990 Wait! I don't want to do that! 143 00:05:56,990 --> 00:05:58,225 Whoo-hoo-hoo! 144 00:05:58,225 --> 00:06:00,627 - Whee! - Whoo-hoo! 145 00:06:00,627 --> 00:06:02,195 Whoo-hoo-hoo! 146 00:06:02,195 --> 00:06:04,364 I don't know about this. 147 00:06:04,364 --> 00:06:06,333 I don't think they clean this very... 148 00:06:06,333 --> 00:06:08,168 - ever. - Come on, Kristine. 149 00:06:08,168 --> 00:06:09,402 You don't want to miss your chance 150 00:06:09,402 --> 00:06:11,671 to swim in the world's deepest ball pit. 151 00:06:11,671 --> 00:06:13,206 Yeah. Odds are good this place 152 00:06:13,206 --> 00:06:15,308 is gonna be condemned any day now. 153 00:06:15,308 --> 00:06:18,111 Well, I guess I could try. 154 00:06:18,111 --> 00:06:19,646 Here, I'll help. 155 00:06:21,147 --> 00:06:24,184 My hat! I lost my hat! 156 00:06:24,184 --> 00:06:26,052 I need my hat! 157 00:06:26,052 --> 00:06:27,520 It's okay, it's okay. 158 00:06:27,520 --> 00:06:29,389 Yeah. We'll find it. 159 00:06:35,161 --> 00:06:36,863 Shoot, it must have sunk way down. 160 00:06:36,863 --> 00:06:40,100 Who knew there was a downside to the world's deepest ball pit? 161 00:06:40,100 --> 00:06:42,602 I am not leaving without my hat. 162 00:06:50,110 --> 00:06:52,012 How long until we should be worried? 163 00:06:53,513 --> 00:06:56,016 I found my hat! 164 00:06:57,217 --> 00:06:59,953 Um, yeah. That's a diaper. 165 00:07:03,123 --> 00:07:05,125 That is it! 166 00:07:05,125 --> 00:07:07,394 I don't know why you had to bring us on this awful trip 167 00:07:07,394 --> 00:07:10,196 to buy the world's grossest hamburger, Hailey. 168 00:07:10,196 --> 00:07:12,666 Or why Scott would think that this would be any fun. 169 00:07:12,666 --> 00:07:16,569 But this is the worst anniversary ever. 170 00:07:19,105 --> 00:07:21,274 - Do you think she's mad? - Oh, yeah. 171 00:07:21,274 --> 00:07:23,576 This whole thing is my fault. I'll talk to her. 172 00:07:23,576 --> 00:07:26,346 Thanks, Hailey. I'll stay here and look for Kristine's hat. 173 00:07:26,346 --> 00:07:28,481 It might look like I'm just playing around in the ball pit, 174 00:07:28,481 --> 00:07:30,150 but it's really to look for the hat. 175 00:07:30,150 --> 00:07:32,352 Whee! Not over here! 176 00:07:32,352 --> 00:07:33,219 Whee! 177 00:07:33,219 --> 00:07:35,155 Not over here! Whee! 178 00:07:37,023 --> 00:07:40,160 Hey, Kristine. Oh, you found your hat. 179 00:07:40,160 --> 00:07:42,962 No. This is my lousy backup hat. 180 00:07:42,962 --> 00:07:44,631 Okay. 181 00:07:44,631 --> 00:07:47,167 Well, I just wanted to give you this double butter burger 182 00:07:47,167 --> 00:07:50,437 and butter shake as my way of saying I'm sorry. 183 00:07:50,437 --> 00:07:52,505 It's kind of hard to explain why it was so important 184 00:07:52,505 --> 00:07:53,506 for me to come here, 185 00:07:53,506 --> 00:07:55,108 but I shouldn't have made Scott come. 186 00:07:55,108 --> 00:07:56,543 Not on your anniversary. 187 00:07:56,543 --> 00:07:58,912 I'm sure you had some really fun plans. 188 00:07:58,912 --> 00:08:00,580 Not really. 189 00:08:00,580 --> 00:08:02,782 His original plan was to take me to the batting cages 190 00:08:02,782 --> 00:08:04,951 to watch his "sick cuts," 191 00:08:04,951 --> 00:08:06,753 so a bus ride to the country with you 192 00:08:06,753 --> 00:08:09,155 actually sounded super fun. 193 00:08:09,155 --> 00:08:10,924 And super cottage core. 194 00:08:10,924 --> 00:08:13,693 But it wasn't. 195 00:08:13,693 --> 00:08:15,795 This is, like, all butter. 196 00:08:15,795 --> 00:08:18,264 I really shouldn't have pulled you into the ball pit. 197 00:08:18,264 --> 00:08:20,066 Or played so many rounds of punch buggy. 198 00:08:20,066 --> 00:08:21,534 Or slap train. 199 00:08:21,534 --> 00:08:23,269 Those are horrible games. 200 00:08:24,170 --> 00:08:26,906 Ugh! This is all butter too! 201 00:08:26,906 --> 00:08:28,641 Truth is, I'm just a little worried 202 00:08:28,641 --> 00:08:29,976 now that you're dating Scott, 203 00:08:29,976 --> 00:08:31,311 I might be losing my best friend. 204 00:08:31,311 --> 00:08:32,912 What? 205 00:08:32,912 --> 00:08:34,948 Hailey, I know I've only been dating Scott 206 00:08:34,948 --> 00:08:37,717 for 45 days, 21 hours, and 37 minutes, 207 00:08:37,717 --> 00:08:40,754 but I can tell you right now, he adores you. 208 00:08:40,754 --> 00:08:42,322 - Really? - Yes. 209 00:08:42,322 --> 00:08:44,824 There's no way you guys won't be best friends forever. 210 00:08:44,824 --> 00:08:46,760 Like brother and sister. 211 00:08:46,760 --> 00:08:48,028 Right. 212 00:08:48,028 --> 00:08:50,296 You're blocking the slide. 213 00:08:50,296 --> 00:08:53,967 Honestly, I should be the one apologizing. 214 00:08:53,967 --> 00:08:55,735 The real reason I came on this trip 215 00:08:55,735 --> 00:08:58,304 is because I'm jealous of you. 216 00:08:58,304 --> 00:09:00,874 Of me? But you're the most popular girl in school. 217 00:09:00,874 --> 00:09:03,309 You have thousands of followers, 218 00:09:03,309 --> 00:09:04,944 whereas my dentist unfollowed me 219 00:09:04,944 --> 00:09:07,447 because she says I depress her timeline. 220 00:09:07,447 --> 00:09:09,916 Oh, I'm not jealous of any of that. 221 00:09:09,916 --> 00:09:12,152 I have very healthy sense of self-worth. 222 00:09:12,152 --> 00:09:15,955 But I am jealous of the connection you have with Scott. 223 00:09:15,955 --> 00:09:18,491 You guys have so much fun together. 224 00:09:18,491 --> 00:09:20,994 Whoo-hoo-hoo! 225 00:09:20,994 --> 00:09:22,495 Yeah, we do. 226 00:09:22,495 --> 00:09:24,097 But there's no reason the three of us 227 00:09:24,097 --> 00:09:25,765 shouldn't have fun together too. 228 00:09:25,765 --> 00:09:27,934 Friends? 229 00:09:27,934 --> 00:09:30,670 Are you grandmas ever gonna move? 230 00:09:30,670 --> 00:09:31,938 Grandmas? 231 00:09:31,938 --> 00:09:34,474 We're, like, 14. Whatever. 232 00:09:38,078 --> 00:09:40,346 Okay, I found all these hats in the ball pit. 233 00:09:40,346 --> 00:09:42,048 - Your hat was red, right? - It was blue. 234 00:09:42,048 --> 00:09:44,617 Oh, right. Okay. Whee! 235 00:09:44,617 --> 00:09:46,152 Whee! Whee! 236 00:09:46,152 --> 00:09:48,621 Okay, bestie, I think it's time 237 00:09:48,621 --> 00:09:51,424 to try and salvage my month-and-a-halfiversary. 238 00:09:51,424 --> 00:09:53,827 But first, I need your opinion about something. 239 00:09:53,827 --> 00:09:55,662 I couldn't think of anything good to give Scott, 240 00:09:55,662 --> 00:09:58,164 but then I remembered he liked sports, 241 00:09:58,164 --> 00:10:00,366 so I got him this. 242 00:10:00,366 --> 00:10:03,903 I mean this in the most supportive way possible: 243 00:10:03,903 --> 00:10:04,904 burn that hat. 244 00:10:05,405 --> 00:10:07,841 Yeah, you're probably right. 245 00:10:07,841 --> 00:10:10,009 Good thing I also got him "Video Games." 246 00:10:10,009 --> 00:10:12,078 Ugh. Here. I was saving this 247 00:10:12,078 --> 00:10:13,880 so I could give it to Scott for his birthday, 248 00:10:13,880 --> 00:10:15,548 but I want you to take it. 249 00:10:15,548 --> 00:10:18,918 Wow! A baseball card. 250 00:10:18,918 --> 00:10:20,386 Thanks. 251 00:10:20,386 --> 00:10:22,188 I mean, I don't really follow baseball, but-- 252 00:10:22,188 --> 00:10:24,390 I mean take it to give to Scott. 253 00:10:24,390 --> 00:10:26,526 Oh! That makes more sense. 254 00:10:26,526 --> 00:10:28,261 It's a rare misprint of Mike Trout 255 00:10:28,261 --> 00:10:29,762 splitting open his pants mid-swing. 256 00:10:29,762 --> 00:10:31,764 Scott'll love it. 257 00:10:31,764 --> 00:10:33,066 Thanks, Hailey. 258 00:10:33,066 --> 00:10:34,834 I see why Scott thinks you're so great. 259 00:10:34,834 --> 00:10:38,338 Hey, Scott! Let's do presents! 260 00:10:41,908 --> 00:10:43,843 Cool! 261 00:10:43,843 --> 00:10:45,311 Best present ever! 262 00:10:45,311 --> 00:10:47,080 Oh, and I got you a present too. 263 00:10:47,080 --> 00:10:49,082 First-class tickets for the train back home. 264 00:10:50,283 --> 00:10:52,218 We don't have to take the bus back? 265 00:10:52,218 --> 00:10:54,154 Oh, can you get a ticket for Hailey too? 266 00:10:54,154 --> 00:10:55,755 Sure. 267 00:10:55,755 --> 00:10:57,690 And I promise we can play whatever games you like 268 00:10:57,690 --> 00:10:59,058 on the way home. 269 00:10:59,058 --> 00:11:02,829 OMG, you are gonna love Celebrity Hat Match. 270 00:11:02,829 --> 00:11:04,297 You just match the hats 271 00:11:04,297 --> 00:11:05,865 with the celebrities who wore them. 272 00:11:07,100 --> 00:11:08,668 Lady Gaga. Lady Gaga. 273 00:11:08,668 --> 00:11:09,769 Lady Gaga and Abraham Lincoln. 274 00:11:09,769 --> 00:11:11,304 Hey, Hails, 275 00:11:11,304 --> 00:11:13,339 thanks for fixing things with Kristine. 276 00:11:13,339 --> 00:11:14,974 And for giving her this card. 277 00:11:14,974 --> 00:11:16,609 Uh... 278 00:11:18,178 --> 00:11:21,281 Oh, I can't believe he split his pants! 279 00:11:21,281 --> 00:11:23,082 So cool.