1 00:00:01,168 --> 00:00:04,254 Okay, Scott, just one more! 2 00:00:05,088 --> 00:00:07,382 I can't feel my brain! 3 00:00:07,382 --> 00:00:09,927 It's okay, Scott, you never had one. 4 00:00:10,928 --> 00:00:12,888 [whimpers] 5 00:00:12,888 --> 00:00:15,557 This one's for you, Great-Great-Grandpa. 6 00:00:17,059 --> 00:00:20,312 "Make a Popsicle stick replica of the lighthouse," complete. 7 00:00:20,312 --> 00:00:23,065 Well done, Hai-- [grunts] 8 00:00:23,065 --> 00:00:24,399 Beta, you okay? 9 00:00:25,776 --> 00:00:28,487 [yelps] The Professor! You're here? 10 00:00:28,487 --> 00:00:30,656 Congratulations, Hailey! 11 00:00:30,656 --> 00:00:33,200 You just completed your 50th list item! 12 00:00:33,200 --> 00:00:36,620 All of us here in the future are so proud of you. High five! 13 00:00:39,373 --> 00:00:42,543 Gotcha! I'm a hologram. We can't really high five. 14 00:00:42,543 --> 00:00:43,502 [chuckles] Man, I wish I could see 15 00:00:43,502 --> 00:00:44,920 the look on your face right now. 16 00:00:44,920 --> 00:00:46,380 [grumbles] 17 00:00:46,380 --> 00:00:48,799 You must have a million questions for me. 18 00:00:48,799 --> 00:00:50,801 Yes! Am I doing everything right? 19 00:00:50,801 --> 00:00:53,220 What happens in the future? Is Taco Tuesday still a thing-- 20 00:00:53,220 --> 00:00:55,931 And while I'd love to answer everything, like I said, 21 00:00:55,931 --> 00:00:58,850 - I'm a hologram, and this is a recording. - Of course, it is. 22 00:00:58,850 --> 00:01:01,854 Anyway, in celebration of your amazing progress, 23 00:01:01,854 --> 00:01:04,064 I have a gift for you! The first time we met, 24 00:01:04,064 --> 00:01:05,774 I left something special for you in your room. 25 00:01:05,774 --> 00:01:07,693 I hid it in a place I knew you would never look. 26 00:01:07,693 --> 00:01:10,112 Those roller skates you begged your parents for 27 00:01:10,112 --> 00:01:11,655 and said you'd use all the time. 28 00:01:11,655 --> 00:01:14,491 I do use them all the time, kinda. 29 00:01:18,370 --> 00:01:20,998 Whoa! It's a... 30 00:01:20,998 --> 00:01:22,499 I don't know. What is it? 31 00:01:22,499 --> 00:01:24,668 That orb is an all-powerful item 32 00:01:24,668 --> 00:01:27,588 you invent in the future, Hailey! High five! 33 00:01:28,964 --> 00:01:32,843 Gotcha! Ha! Still a hologram. That never gets old. 34 00:01:32,843 --> 00:01:35,220 Anyway, to activate it, all you have to do is-- 35 00:01:35,220 --> 00:01:36,972 [Scott grunts, groans] 36 00:01:36,972 --> 00:01:37,973 Wait! What happened? 37 00:01:40,100 --> 00:01:42,936 Whoa, why is everything blue? 38 00:01:42,936 --> 00:01:46,064 And why am I sticky? Ow! 39 00:01:46,064 --> 00:01:48,525 [chuckles] No idea! 40 00:01:48,525 --> 00:01:50,819 Ugh, ew, ew! Ugh! Ew! 41 00:01:50,819 --> 00:01:53,947 Dang it! Now I have no idea what this thing does. 42 00:01:53,947 --> 00:01:55,324 Or how to activate it. 43 00:01:55,324 --> 00:01:57,367 Give it here. I can figure it out. 44 00:01:57,367 --> 00:01:58,577 Hmm. 45 00:02:04,499 --> 00:02:05,876 Well, I'm out of ideas. 46 00:02:05,876 --> 00:02:08,211 Enough of this orb-licking buffoonery. 47 00:02:08,211 --> 00:02:09,588 Let's get back to work. 48 00:02:09,588 --> 00:02:12,507 It's time for list item #200: 49 00:02:12,507 --> 00:02:14,384 "Get Chan Yee's autograph." 50 00:02:14,384 --> 00:02:15,719 - Yes! - [squeals] 51 00:02:15,719 --> 00:02:17,429 Chan Yee is a legend among legends. 52 00:02:17,429 --> 00:02:19,848 She created the greatest superhero comic- 53 00:02:19,848 --> 00:02:22,100 turned-book-series-turned- TV show of all time. 54 00:02:22,100 --> 00:02:24,561 I know! It's called Hero Force: Force of Heroes, and-- 55 00:02:24,561 --> 00:02:26,813 - I know! - Wait, you know? 56 00:02:26,813 --> 00:02:28,774 Of course. I'm a huge fan. 57 00:02:28,774 --> 00:02:32,152 Also, you have a Hero Force shrine in your room. 58 00:02:33,445 --> 00:02:34,738 [Hailey] Oh, right. [chuckles] 59 00:02:34,738 --> 00:02:36,490 This list item must have come up 60 00:02:36,490 --> 00:02:38,200 because this weekend is Hero Con, 61 00:02:38,200 --> 00:02:39,785 the only time all year 62 00:02:39,785 --> 00:02:41,370 that Chan Yee makes a public appearance. 63 00:02:41,370 --> 00:02:43,914 Let's get our cosplay ready! 64 00:02:43,914 --> 00:02:48,168 [gasps] Wait! The orb! It's perfect for my costume! 65 00:02:48,168 --> 00:02:50,504 Uh, no, no, no. Terrible idea. 66 00:02:50,504 --> 00:02:52,589 We still don't know what that thing does. 67 00:02:52,589 --> 00:02:55,300 "Heroes aren't afraid of the unknown," Beta. 68 00:02:55,300 --> 00:02:58,470 Issue 534, where the Hero Force visited the sideways dimension. 69 00:02:58,470 --> 00:03:00,555 I know what you're trying to do... 70 00:03:01,598 --> 00:03:04,434 and it worked! Time to get ready! 71 00:03:04,434 --> 00:03:07,604 [Hailey] Heroes, join forces! 72 00:03:07,604 --> 00:03:11,733 I am Futurisma, and I stand for justice! 73 00:03:11,733 --> 00:03:15,654 I'm Silver Jaguar. Ra-ra-rawr! 74 00:03:15,654 --> 00:03:19,032 - [roaring] - Rawr! Yeah, that's it! 75 00:03:19,032 --> 00:03:21,284 And I'm the Hangry Giant! 76 00:03:21,284 --> 00:03:25,497 And these muscles aren't all padding. I'm yoked! 77 00:03:25,497 --> 00:03:27,457 [Hailey] That's not his catchphrase! 78 00:03:27,457 --> 00:03:28,583 It is now. 79 00:03:28,583 --> 00:03:32,504 And now, on to Hero Con! 80 00:03:32,504 --> 00:03:34,715 ♪ 81 00:03:38,301 --> 00:03:40,387 - Five hours down! - [cheering] 82 00:03:40,387 --> 00:03:42,597 Five more till the doors open! 83 00:03:42,597 --> 00:03:43,807 [groaning] 84 00:03:45,267 --> 00:03:49,563 Whew! It feels so good to be out in the open with this costume. 85 00:03:49,563 --> 00:03:52,816 I mean, I am far from the weirdest one here. 86 00:03:52,816 --> 00:03:54,901 Heh, look at this dweebus. 87 00:03:54,901 --> 00:03:57,946 Hey, are you Jet Man or a tissue box? 88 00:03:57,946 --> 00:03:59,281 Both! 89 00:03:59,281 --> 00:04:01,658 Okay, Beta, don't abuse your cosplay freedom. 90 00:04:01,658 --> 00:04:03,034 You can only get away with so much 91 00:04:03,034 --> 00:04:04,661 before people start asking questions. 92 00:04:04,661 --> 00:04:06,705 [woman] But it's all I could get! 93 00:04:06,705 --> 00:04:10,500 We can't do anything with only three V.I.P. passes, Tia. 94 00:04:10,500 --> 00:04:11,960 What about the others in our group? 95 00:04:11,960 --> 00:04:13,670 They'll want to sit in the front row with us 96 00:04:13,670 --> 00:04:15,464 and have all-you-can-eat shrimp. 97 00:04:15,464 --> 00:04:18,133 Maybe I should rip the passes into pieces? 98 00:04:19,593 --> 00:04:21,052 Ah, don't you dare! 99 00:04:21,052 --> 00:04:23,847 Those passes are worth hundreds of dollars. 100 00:04:23,847 --> 00:04:25,307 I guess I'll just have to go find 101 00:04:25,307 --> 00:04:27,726 the three biggest Hero Force fans in this line 102 00:04:27,726 --> 00:04:29,644 and beg them to trade their spot with us. 103 00:04:29,644 --> 00:04:31,688 [all] Hello! 104 00:04:31,688 --> 00:04:33,815 We would be happy-- no, thrilled-- 105 00:04:33,815 --> 00:04:36,943 no, we would literally do anything to get those passes! 106 00:04:36,943 --> 00:04:38,820 You want a thumb? I'll give you a thumb! 107 00:04:38,820 --> 00:04:40,655 I'll give you both his thumbs! 108 00:04:40,655 --> 00:04:43,700 And may I add, what an exquisite job you've done 109 00:04:43,700 --> 00:04:45,577 with your Master Metamorphosis costume. 110 00:04:45,577 --> 00:04:47,537 I don't know. 111 00:04:47,537 --> 00:04:49,539 Do these guys look like big enough fans 112 00:04:49,539 --> 00:04:51,833 to be worthy of our V.I.P. passes? 113 00:04:51,833 --> 00:04:55,378 Please! Look, you can have our sweet spot here, 114 00:04:55,378 --> 00:04:57,881 where your whole group can join you. 115 00:04:57,881 --> 00:05:00,133 All right, you've got yourself a deal. 116 00:05:00,133 --> 00:05:01,843 - V.I.P.! - [cheering] 117 00:05:01,843 --> 00:05:04,387 Your V.I.P. line is right over there. 118 00:05:04,387 --> 00:05:06,973 ♪ 119 00:05:13,396 --> 00:05:17,067 Kinda weird that it's all dudes in this V.I.P. line. 120 00:05:17,067 --> 00:05:19,110 [sniffs] But I can smell that shrimp! 121 00:05:21,947 --> 00:05:23,907 We're in line for the bathroom? 122 00:05:23,907 --> 00:05:25,242 [pants] 123 00:05:25,242 --> 00:05:27,577 Why does it still smell like shrimp?! 124 00:05:27,577 --> 00:05:29,830 We got scammed! 125 00:05:30,789 --> 00:05:33,959 Hey! There is no V.I.P. line! You lied! 126 00:05:33,959 --> 00:05:37,921 And I'm beginning to think these passes are fake, too! 127 00:05:37,921 --> 00:05:40,006 I scammed you fair and square, little girl, all right? 128 00:05:40,006 --> 00:05:41,842 And there's nothing you or cat boy 129 00:05:41,842 --> 00:05:43,802 or the hungry baby can do about it. 130 00:05:43,802 --> 00:05:46,429 Oh, there is something we can do about it, actually. 131 00:05:46,429 --> 00:05:49,307 Get justice... by tattling. 132 00:05:50,308 --> 00:05:52,811 Security? We need to file a complaint and-- 133 00:05:52,811 --> 00:05:54,062 [all scream] 134 00:05:54,062 --> 00:05:56,690 He really is Master Metamorphosis! 135 00:05:56,690 --> 00:05:58,024 He's a shapeshifter! 136 00:05:58,024 --> 00:06:00,026 Oh... [chuckles] You must think 137 00:06:00,026 --> 00:06:01,444 I'm my handsome twin brother, Arlo. 138 00:06:01,444 --> 00:06:03,071 No, no, no, I'm Atticus. 139 00:06:03,071 --> 00:06:04,948 What happened, did my brother sell fake passes 140 00:06:04,948 --> 00:06:06,616 and force you out of line? 141 00:06:06,616 --> 00:06:08,410 Well, he didn't force us, we kinda told him 142 00:06:08,410 --> 00:06:09,828 he could have our spot. 143 00:06:09,828 --> 00:06:11,788 And he didn't sell us the passes, 144 00:06:11,788 --> 00:06:14,791 we kinda begged him to trade them to us, but still! 145 00:06:14,791 --> 00:06:17,460 Well, then it sounds like he scammed you fair and square! 146 00:06:17,460 --> 00:06:20,297 And that means you are in possession of fraudulent passes, 147 00:06:20,297 --> 00:06:22,799 so I'm gonna need you to vacate the premises. 148 00:06:22,799 --> 00:06:25,260 Move, move, move, move, move. 149 00:06:28,471 --> 00:06:33,351 Oh, man. This is just like Hero Force issue number 481! 150 00:06:33,351 --> 00:06:35,979 439! Uh, I mean, 481! 151 00:06:35,979 --> 00:06:37,898 We need to do what the Hero Force did. 152 00:06:37,898 --> 00:06:39,816 Page after page of hero poses? 153 00:06:39,816 --> 00:06:43,153 No! Assemble the Heroes! 154 00:06:44,070 --> 00:06:46,364 We will face these bullies! 155 00:06:46,364 --> 00:06:47,824 [all] Yeah, we will! 156 00:06:47,824 --> 00:06:50,327 We will reclaim our spots in line! 157 00:06:50,327 --> 00:06:51,953 [all] Yeah, we will! 158 00:06:51,953 --> 00:06:56,917 And we will fight these tyrants if we must! Let's go! 159 00:06:57,751 --> 00:06:59,210 - Nope, and that's why-- - [Hailey] Listen up! 160 00:06:59,210 --> 00:07:02,005 You messed with the wrong super-fans. 161 00:07:02,005 --> 00:07:05,759 Now you're gonna feel the wrath of the entire Hero Force! 162 00:07:05,759 --> 00:07:06,968 Right, guys? 163 00:07:08,678 --> 00:07:09,971 Guys? 164 00:07:11,222 --> 00:07:15,060 Uh, we don't really do physical confrontation. 165 00:07:15,060 --> 00:07:16,770 Fine. I'll do it myself. 166 00:07:16,770 --> 00:07:21,066 I am Futurisma, and I stand for justice! 167 00:07:24,569 --> 00:07:26,947 [all laugh] 168 00:07:28,406 --> 00:07:31,743 Look, I really need to get inside Hero Con and meet Chan Yee. 169 00:07:31,743 --> 00:07:33,870 The future of the planet depends on me. 170 00:07:33,870 --> 00:07:36,039 [scoffs] Did you hear this kid? 171 00:07:36,039 --> 00:07:39,125 She actually thinks she's gonna save the world! 172 00:07:39,125 --> 00:07:41,378 I think that costume's gone to her head! 173 00:07:41,378 --> 00:07:43,713 [snickering] 174 00:07:45,215 --> 00:07:46,758 [grunts] 175 00:07:46,758 --> 00:07:50,262 Futurisma? More like Futur-was-ma! [grunts] 176 00:07:57,268 --> 00:07:59,688 [laughter] 177 00:07:59,688 --> 00:08:01,439 Come on, Hailey, let's get outta here! 178 00:08:01,439 --> 00:08:03,525 We can just buy some shrimp back home! 179 00:08:03,525 --> 00:08:08,154 I'm gonna do something crazy: agree with Scott. Let's go! 180 00:08:08,154 --> 00:08:09,698 No! 181 00:08:09,698 --> 00:08:11,866 What these bullies did was wrong. 182 00:08:11,866 --> 00:08:15,078 Even if we can't win, we need to fight for justice. 183 00:08:15,078 --> 00:08:17,914 [chuckles] 184 00:08:17,914 --> 00:08:19,457 [Professor] Hailey Banks, can you hear me? 185 00:08:21,543 --> 00:08:22,752 On your left. 186 00:08:24,421 --> 00:08:25,505 [gasps] 187 00:08:28,091 --> 00:08:29,926 [all gasp] 188 00:08:35,265 --> 00:08:36,224 [gasps] 189 00:08:37,600 --> 00:08:40,312 Heroes, Join Forces! 190 00:08:42,314 --> 00:08:47,193 I didn't eat anything before this, so now, I'm hangry! 191 00:08:48,445 --> 00:08:50,864 Oh! So yoked! 192 00:08:59,164 --> 00:09:00,790 [screaming] 193 00:09:00,790 --> 00:09:04,294 [Tia] There are consequences to our bullying! 194 00:09:04,294 --> 00:09:07,922 - [cheering] - See? I told you the Hero Force was real, Mark! 195 00:09:08,673 --> 00:09:10,383 Pretty cool, huh? 196 00:09:10,383 --> 00:09:13,970 Uh, yeah! So did the orb bring the Hero Force to life? 197 00:09:13,970 --> 00:09:17,724 Ha! No, these are cosplayers from the future. 198 00:09:17,724 --> 00:09:21,853 Even in the way future, Hero Con's a big deal to these nerds. 199 00:09:21,853 --> 00:09:25,273 - [groaning] - I mean, "enthusiastic fans." 200 00:09:25,273 --> 00:09:27,525 See, the orb summoned me when you needed help, 201 00:09:27,525 --> 00:09:30,612 and these guys jumped at the chance to help the real Hailey Banks. 202 00:09:30,612 --> 00:09:34,199 Wow! So the orb will summon you whenever I need help? 203 00:09:34,199 --> 00:09:36,409 It would have, but you smashed it, 204 00:09:36,409 --> 00:09:39,120 so looks like that was a one-time thing. 205 00:09:39,120 --> 00:09:41,206 Why would you put it on your costume? 206 00:09:41,206 --> 00:09:43,166 Thank you! 207 00:09:43,166 --> 00:09:45,835 Miss Banks, do you think we could get a photo with you? 208 00:09:45,835 --> 00:09:47,253 Um, sure! 209 00:09:48,671 --> 00:09:50,924 Okay, "heroes," back in the portal. 210 00:09:50,924 --> 00:09:52,842 Jet Man left the lights on in his hover truck. 211 00:09:52,842 --> 00:09:56,262 And yes, Hangry Giant, I'm still buying you all chimichangas. 212 00:09:56,262 --> 00:09:57,514 Yes! 213 00:10:02,102 --> 00:10:04,771 Thank you so much, Professor. I owe you one. 214 00:10:04,771 --> 00:10:06,773 Ooh, I'll cash in on that right now. 215 00:10:06,773 --> 00:10:08,691 Get me a Chan Yee autograph, too, will ya? 216 00:10:08,691 --> 00:10:10,944 I used to have one, but I spilled a smoothie on it. 217 00:10:10,944 --> 00:10:13,196 I'm on it! But aren't you forgetting something? 218 00:10:13,196 --> 00:10:15,115 Tomorrow's jackpot numbers? 219 00:10:15,115 --> 00:10:18,201 Oh, right! So nice not to be cut-off for once! All right. 220 00:10:18,201 --> 00:10:19,869 [yelps] 221 00:10:19,869 --> 00:10:21,371 Classic Professor. 222 00:10:21,371 --> 00:10:23,373 [cheering] 223 00:10:27,794 --> 00:10:31,464 ♪ 224 00:10:37,470 --> 00:10:40,181 [drone] Delivery! Have a nice day. 225 00:10:40,181 --> 00:10:42,058 [groans] Stupid delivery drones. 226 00:10:46,813 --> 00:10:48,940 ♪ 227 00:10:48,940 --> 00:10:50,984 Yes! My Chan Yee autograph! 228 00:10:50,984 --> 00:10:54,112 Heroes, join forces! 229 00:10:55,697 --> 00:10:56,906 Aw, dang it! 230 00:10:58,324 --> 00:11:00,660 ♪ I've been through the fire I've been through the rain ♪ 231 00:11:00,660 --> 00:11:03,079 ♪ Yeah, I've been a fighter Killer in the game ♪ 232 00:11:03,079 --> 00:11:05,915 ♪ Held my head high Bare-knucklin' the pain ♪ 233 00:11:05,915 --> 00:11:10,086 ♪ Like a champion ♪ 234 00:11:10,086 --> 00:11:14,215 ♪ Rising from the ashes Look what I've become ♪ 235 00:11:14,215 --> 00:11:16,092 ♪ Spin the world off its axis ♪ 236 00:11:16,092 --> 00:11:18,970 ♪ Like a champion ♪ 237 00:11:18,970 --> 00:11:20,847 ♪ Never giving up, Never backing down ♪ 238 00:11:20,847 --> 00:11:23,308 ♪ I was born to blaze trails On dangerous ground ♪ 239 00:11:23,308 --> 00:11:25,518 ♪ I'ma keep climbing till I get The crown ♪