1 00:00:04,796 --> 00:00:07,174 [alarm blaring] 2 00:00:07,174 --> 00:00:08,592 They're gaining on us! 3 00:00:08,592 --> 00:00:10,302 [tires screech] 4 00:00:10,302 --> 00:00:12,262 [Hailey] Hi, this is me, Hailey Banks, and-- 5 00:00:12,262 --> 00:00:14,056 Wait, is that a bug in my teeth? 6 00:00:14,056 --> 00:00:15,140 Ugh, let's just keep going. 7 00:00:19,811 --> 00:00:22,522 Don't worry, I've got tiny oranges. 8 00:00:22,522 --> 00:00:25,442 This is my best friend, Scott Denoga. 9 00:00:26,985 --> 00:00:29,363 Ah! The tiny oranges did nothing! 10 00:00:29,363 --> 00:00:31,740 This here is a squid I've always wanted to rescue. 11 00:00:31,740 --> 00:00:35,118 And these two weirdoes are Sparky and Zoot 12 00:00:35,118 --> 00:00:36,787 from the Hot 95 Morning Radio Party Patrol. 13 00:00:36,787 --> 00:00:39,206 Every week, the let poor Sid the Psychic Squid 14 00:00:39,206 --> 00:00:41,375 pick the winners of high school football games, 15 00:00:41,375 --> 00:00:44,002 which is why I put liberating him 16 00:00:44,002 --> 00:00:45,671 on my list of stuff I always wanted to do. 17 00:00:45,671 --> 00:00:47,673 [tires squeal] 18 00:00:47,673 --> 00:00:50,008 I'd say we lost them. Ah! 19 00:00:50,008 --> 00:00:52,177 [Scott] Sign! Cones! Art! 20 00:00:55,180 --> 00:00:57,140 Oh, were you telling me to avoid those things? 21 00:00:57,140 --> 00:01:00,185 - Ramp! - [both scream] 22 00:01:00,185 --> 00:01:02,020 Up until a week ago, I never would have 23 00:01:02,020 --> 00:01:03,897 actually gone through with this. 24 00:01:03,897 --> 00:01:05,023 I'm not really the kind of person 25 00:01:05,023 --> 00:01:06,400 who likes to try new things. 26 00:01:08,902 --> 00:01:10,445 Not happening. 27 00:01:12,739 --> 00:01:14,116 Maybe next year. 28 00:01:15,784 --> 00:01:17,828 Oh, no, no, no, no. 29 00:01:17,828 --> 00:01:19,580 But that all changed back on New Year's Eve. 30 00:01:19,580 --> 00:01:24,042 [all] Five, four, three, two, one! 31 00:01:24,042 --> 00:01:26,211 - Happy New Year! - [music blares] 32 00:01:26,211 --> 00:01:27,462 [blowing horn] 33 00:01:27,462 --> 00:01:29,047 Resolution time. 34 00:01:29,047 --> 00:01:31,300 This year, I'm gonna stop wasting my afternoons 35 00:01:31,300 --> 00:01:33,468 watching parkour fails online 36 00:01:33,468 --> 00:01:35,887 and start doing my own parkour fails. 37 00:01:35,887 --> 00:01:38,140 Whoa-ba! Whoo-hoo! 38 00:01:38,140 --> 00:01:40,475 [grunts] Nailed it. 39 00:01:40,475 --> 00:01:42,561 Well, my resolution is equally exciting. 40 00:01:42,561 --> 00:01:45,188 I'm going to finally enter one of my handmade birdhouses 41 00:01:45,188 --> 00:01:46,440 into the largest birdhouse-building competition 42 00:01:46,440 --> 00:01:48,817 on the West Coast: Home Tweet Home. 43 00:01:48,817 --> 00:01:50,610 That's awesome, Hailey. 44 00:01:50,610 --> 00:01:52,321 I really believe you think you're going to do that. 45 00:01:52,321 --> 00:01:54,114 Although, now that I look at it, 46 00:01:54,114 --> 00:01:56,366 my latticework is still builder grade. 47 00:01:56,366 --> 00:01:58,535 What if I get there and everyone hates it and they laugh at me? 48 00:01:58,535 --> 00:02:01,371 Then one of the judges throws my birdhouse into the Dumpster, 49 00:02:01,371 --> 00:02:03,290 but there was a bird still in there because no one checked, 50 00:02:03,290 --> 00:02:05,125 and now I'm a bird murderer. 51 00:02:05,125 --> 00:02:07,002 - You're doing it again. - What? 52 00:02:07,002 --> 00:02:08,420 That thing where you talk yourself 53 00:02:08,420 --> 00:02:10,130 out of doing something cool. 54 00:02:10,130 --> 00:02:12,299 No, I'm totally going to do it eventually. 55 00:02:12,299 --> 00:02:14,760 In fact, I'm going to write it down in my big list of things 56 00:02:14,760 --> 00:02:16,470 I'm totally going to do. 57 00:02:16,470 --> 00:02:17,888 Hailey, you've been working on that list 58 00:02:17,888 --> 00:02:19,431 since the first grade, 59 00:02:19,431 --> 00:02:21,099 and you haven't crossed off a single item. 60 00:02:21,099 --> 00:02:22,934 Well, this year's gonna be different. 61 00:02:22,934 --> 00:02:25,062 In fact, that's going to be my New Year's resolution: 62 00:02:25,062 --> 00:02:26,688 to do every single thing on my list. 63 00:02:26,688 --> 00:02:28,148 Now you're talking. 64 00:02:28,148 --> 00:02:29,441 You know, something tells me 65 00:02:29,441 --> 00:02:30,984 this is going to be the year 66 00:02:30,984 --> 00:02:33,070 we both make our dreams come true. 67 00:02:33,070 --> 00:02:34,404 Parkour! 68 00:02:34,404 --> 00:02:36,281 - [grunts] - [loud crash] 69 00:02:37,532 --> 00:02:38,658 I'm okay. 70 00:02:38,658 --> 00:02:40,577 [whirring] 71 00:02:40,577 --> 00:02:41,495 Chaos! 72 00:02:43,747 --> 00:02:44,748 [gasps] 73 00:02:51,129 --> 00:02:52,672 - Got him! - Whoa. 74 00:02:54,466 --> 00:02:55,967 Okay, where did you come from, 75 00:02:55,967 --> 00:02:57,135 and what the heck was that? 76 00:02:58,595 --> 00:03:03,100 Chaos bot. And it was sent here to stop you, 77 00:03:03,100 --> 00:03:04,810 Hailey Alakh Auli'i Banks, 78 00:03:04,810 --> 00:03:09,398 from completing the most important document in history. 79 00:03:09,398 --> 00:03:13,527 Hey. It's my list, but everything's crossed off. 80 00:03:13,527 --> 00:03:15,028 Where'd you get this? 81 00:03:15,028 --> 00:03:16,530 From the future. 82 00:03:16,530 --> 00:03:18,657 [dramatic keytar music] 83 00:03:18,657 --> 00:03:21,868 You know, I almost didn't bring this keytar. Glad I did. 84 00:03:21,868 --> 00:03:24,287 If you're really from the future, prove it. 85 00:03:24,287 --> 00:03:26,039 Fine. In 3.8 seconds, 86 00:03:26,039 --> 00:03:28,208 Ryan Seacrest will get hit by a pigeon live on TV. 87 00:03:28,208 --> 00:03:30,001 [screams] 88 00:03:30,001 --> 00:03:32,587 Whoa. But that could have just been a coincidence. 89 00:03:32,587 --> 00:03:35,340 Fine. You don't believe me, maybe you'll believe you. 90 00:03:35,340 --> 00:03:37,300 [Hailey, over recording] Hi, Hailey. It's, well, you. 91 00:03:37,300 --> 00:03:38,677 Hailey. Future you. Hi. 92 00:03:38,677 --> 00:03:41,513 Whoa! Future me, is that really you? 93 00:03:41,513 --> 00:03:43,682 Sorry, this is a recording, so we can't actually interact. 94 00:03:43,682 --> 00:03:46,059 - Oh. Got it. Okay. - Yeah. Sorry about that. 95 00:03:46,059 --> 00:03:47,853 But just to prove this is legit, 96 00:03:47,853 --> 00:03:49,938 I'm going to tell you something only you would know. 97 00:03:49,938 --> 00:03:53,233 Back in third grade, you ate all of Scott's Halloween candy, 98 00:03:53,233 --> 00:03:55,318 and blamed it on burglars. 99 00:03:55,318 --> 00:03:57,737 Anyway, I'm sure you're freaking out right now 100 00:03:57,737 --> 00:03:59,823 'cause we tend to do that, but don't. 101 00:03:59,823 --> 00:04:01,950 All you need to do is complete every item on our list. 102 00:04:01,950 --> 00:04:05,078 Yes, everything. It'll all make sense later, trust me. 103 00:04:05,078 --> 00:04:06,913 You've got this, Hailey. Bye! 104 00:04:06,913 --> 00:04:08,457 Okay, for the record, I only lied about the candy thing 105 00:04:08,457 --> 00:04:09,875 to protect Scott's feelings. 106 00:04:09,875 --> 00:04:11,376 Yeah, I don't really care. 107 00:04:11,376 --> 00:04:12,752 I got to return this list to the Smithsonian. 108 00:04:12,752 --> 00:04:14,129 I just came to warn you about the bots. 109 00:04:14,129 --> 00:04:15,839 But you can keep that phone. 110 00:04:15,839 --> 00:04:17,799 There's a copy of the list on it. Oh, and here. 111 00:04:17,799 --> 00:04:20,135 Wait. My list is in the future Smithsonian? 112 00:04:20,135 --> 00:04:22,053 Am I, like, important? 113 00:04:22,053 --> 00:04:24,806 [laughs] Of course you're important. 114 00:04:24,806 --> 00:04:26,266 Completing the list was the first step 115 00:04:26,266 --> 00:04:27,893 toward you saving the world. 116 00:04:27,893 --> 00:04:29,394 How do you not know this? 117 00:04:29,394 --> 00:04:31,188 Oh, right, you're not from the future. 118 00:04:31,188 --> 00:04:33,064 Wait, me saving the what now? 119 00:04:33,064 --> 00:04:36,234 Ugh. Look, I'm not really supposed to give out spoilers 120 00:04:36,234 --> 00:04:38,111 - from the future, but... - Hey! 121 00:04:38,111 --> 00:04:40,030 ...here's the 12-second summary. 122 00:04:40,030 --> 00:04:41,406 By completing your list, you're named San Diego County's 123 00:04:41,406 --> 00:04:43,200 Young Person of the Year. 124 00:04:43,200 --> 00:04:44,659 You win a big trophy. The mayor's there, 125 00:04:44,659 --> 00:04:46,369 wearing his mayor sash. It's kind of a big deal. 126 00:04:46,369 --> 00:04:47,871 That accomplishment then catches the attention 127 00:04:47,871 --> 00:04:49,623 - of President Serena Williams. - Hold on. 128 00:04:49,623 --> 00:04:52,959 - The tennis player? - Oh, right. She did play tennis. 129 00:04:52,959 --> 00:04:54,711 But, yes, President Williams sponsors you for an X Grant, 130 00:04:54,711 --> 00:04:56,546 which you work your butt off and win 131 00:04:56,546 --> 00:04:57,964 by inventing a crowdsource decarbonization device, 132 00:04:57,964 --> 00:04:59,299 which reverses the effects of climate change. 133 00:04:59,299 --> 00:05:01,176 By the way, thanks for that. 134 00:05:01,176 --> 00:05:03,637 Whoa! Go me! I can't believe I'm actually 135 00:05:03,637 --> 00:05:05,555 gonna do everything on my list. 136 00:05:05,555 --> 00:05:07,349 I'm gonna learn to play the glockenspiel. 137 00:05:07,349 --> 00:05:09,142 I'm gonna invent a new color. I'm gonna... 138 00:05:09,142 --> 00:05:11,561 kiss Scott Denoga? 139 00:05:11,561 --> 00:05:15,190 - Did you say my name, Hailey? - No! Go away! 140 00:05:15,190 --> 00:05:16,525 Okay. Jackknife! 141 00:05:16,525 --> 00:05:18,235 I can't kiss Scott. 142 00:05:18,235 --> 00:05:19,653 - [Scott screams and grunts] - [cat mewls] 143 00:05:19,653 --> 00:05:21,905 I wrote that back in fifth grade as a joke. 144 00:05:21,905 --> 00:05:24,282 As a joke for yourself? 145 00:05:24,282 --> 00:05:26,409 You had to be there. Okay, look, 146 00:05:26,409 --> 00:05:28,495 maybe I thought Scott was cute for a hot minute 147 00:05:28,495 --> 00:05:29,996 when he tried that new hair gel 148 00:05:29,996 --> 00:05:31,915 before it got recalled for attracting bears. 149 00:05:31,915 --> 00:05:34,125 But that was a long time ago, and we're older now, 150 00:05:34,125 --> 00:05:35,752 and he's Scott. 151 00:05:35,752 --> 00:05:37,587 He wears the same jeans for a month straight. 152 00:05:37,587 --> 00:05:39,881 He thinks the monkey wrench was invented by monkeys. 153 00:05:39,881 --> 00:05:42,551 He calls potato chips "crispy dippers." 154 00:05:42,551 --> 00:05:44,719 Look, if I'd wanted all this teen drama, 155 00:05:44,719 --> 00:05:46,846 I'd watch the new season of Xerxes and Marnius. 156 00:05:49,015 --> 00:05:50,976 It's the big teen drama 50 years from now. 157 00:05:50,976 --> 00:05:52,769 He's a cyborg, she's an all-knowing mess. 158 00:05:52,769 --> 00:05:54,646 You know, I don't want to spoil it. 159 00:05:54,646 --> 00:05:56,856 Point is, I don't care what you wrote on your list. 160 00:05:56,856 --> 00:05:58,567 I'm just here to tell you if you don't do every item, 161 00:05:58,567 --> 00:06:00,193 you won't compete for a grant 162 00:06:00,193 --> 00:06:01,486 and climate change will accelerate 163 00:06:01,486 --> 00:06:03,363 until the world looks like this. 164 00:06:04,573 --> 00:06:06,032 Aw. That doesn't look so-- 165 00:06:06,032 --> 00:06:06,908 [gasps] It's on fire! 166 00:06:09,077 --> 00:06:10,745 - [grunts] - So, yeah, 167 00:06:10,745 --> 00:06:12,497 there's a lot riding on your shoulders. 168 00:06:12,497 --> 00:06:13,707 But as long as you don't screw up, 169 00:06:13,707 --> 00:06:15,709 the world will be just fine. 170 00:06:15,709 --> 00:06:17,168 Again, no pressure, but just to recap, it's all on you. 171 00:06:17,168 --> 00:06:18,878 [nervously] Super. 172 00:06:18,878 --> 00:06:21,590 Oh! And I almost forgot! To make things easier for you, 173 00:06:21,590 --> 00:06:24,342 I brought tomorrow's winning jackpot numbers. 174 00:06:24,342 --> 00:06:25,719 They are seven-- [screams] 175 00:06:28,221 --> 00:06:30,432 - Seriously? - [knock on door] 176 00:06:30,432 --> 00:06:32,017 Check it out, Hailey. 177 00:06:32,017 --> 00:06:33,351 I made duck lips out of crispy dippers. 178 00:06:33,351 --> 00:06:35,020 Quack, quack! 179 00:06:35,020 --> 00:06:36,313 - [screams] - Ah! Something bit my butt. 180 00:06:36,313 --> 00:06:38,148 Something bit my butt! 181 00:06:38,148 --> 00:06:39,065 [Scott screaming] 182 00:06:40,942 --> 00:06:43,069 Whoa! 183 00:06:43,069 --> 00:06:45,739 So, a couple things we should probably talk about. 184 00:06:45,739 --> 00:06:47,324 [Hailey] So I laid it all out for Scott. 185 00:06:47,324 --> 00:06:49,242 The bots, the professor, 186 00:06:49,242 --> 00:06:51,077 the world potentially melting into a ball of fire-- 187 00:06:51,077 --> 00:06:53,580 everything except the whole "kissing him" thing. 188 00:06:53,580 --> 00:06:55,665 And all she left me with was this. 189 00:06:57,584 --> 00:06:59,544 "Enable beta features"? 190 00:07:01,087 --> 00:07:03,048 - Ah! - [both scream] 191 00:07:04,841 --> 00:07:06,718 Who are you? Who am I? Where are my legs? 192 00:07:06,718 --> 00:07:08,470 Am I supposed to have legs? 193 00:07:08,470 --> 00:07:10,055 [shrieks] 194 00:07:10,055 --> 00:07:12,641 Whoa! A screaming phone! 195 00:07:12,641 --> 00:07:16,061 I'm more than a screaming phone, you buffoon. 196 00:07:16,061 --> 00:07:19,022 I'm Beta, the world's most advanced AI, 197 00:07:19,022 --> 00:07:21,274 here to help Hailey Banks complete her list. 198 00:07:21,274 --> 00:07:23,109 Oh, that's who I am. 199 00:07:23,109 --> 00:07:26,655 So, yeah, my year got off to a pretty weird start. 200 00:07:26,655 --> 00:07:28,782 And somehow, it just keeps getting weirder. 201 00:07:28,782 --> 00:07:30,992 Trying to save the future of the world 202 00:07:30,992 --> 00:07:33,411 by doing things like item number 195: 203 00:07:33,411 --> 00:07:35,246 free Sid the Psychic Squid. 204 00:07:35,246 --> 00:07:38,708 That squid is property of the Hot 95 Party Patrol... 205 00:07:38,708 --> 00:07:41,002 coming at you with San Diego County's hottest mix 206 00:07:41,002 --> 00:07:44,130 - of music, sports and talk! - [air horn blows] 207 00:07:44,130 --> 00:07:46,508 I'll take care of these guys. 208 00:07:46,508 --> 00:07:48,259 [slow-motion scream] 209 00:07:48,259 --> 00:07:49,344 Nope. 210 00:07:49,344 --> 00:07:50,970 [grunts] 211 00:07:50,970 --> 00:07:52,180 Give me a hand, Sid. 212 00:07:53,682 --> 00:07:55,058 - [screams] - [tires squeal] 213 00:07:58,228 --> 00:07:59,145 [both cry] 214 00:08:01,564 --> 00:08:03,066 Hailey, over here! 215 00:08:06,361 --> 00:08:08,655 Yeah! 216 00:08:14,119 --> 00:08:15,912 Sid! 217 00:08:15,912 --> 00:08:19,833 Come back! You never picked this weekend's games! 218 00:08:19,833 --> 00:08:22,794 Heck, yeah! One step closer to saving the world. 219 00:08:25,296 --> 00:08:27,132 - You should take a shower. - I'm going to take a shower. 220 00:08:31,970 --> 00:08:33,805 [deep, ominous voice] Hailey Banks. 221 00:08:33,805 --> 00:08:35,306 I've been waiting for you. 222 00:08:35,306 --> 00:08:36,975 [Hailey] Hey, Beta. 223 00:08:36,975 --> 00:08:38,768 [in normal voice] How am I supposed to help you 224 00:08:38,768 --> 00:08:41,563 if you leave me behind for all the fun stuff? 225 00:08:41,563 --> 00:08:43,189 [Hailey] You remember Beta. 226 00:08:43,189 --> 00:08:45,191 He's that screaming phone from earlier. 227 00:08:45,191 --> 00:08:47,277 He's still cranky, but he's a lot cuter 228 00:08:47,277 --> 00:08:49,195 now that I made him that body out of a spare robotics kit 229 00:08:49,195 --> 00:08:50,822 at Command a Koala Plushie. 230 00:08:50,822 --> 00:08:53,283 Oh, and he hates it when you do this. 231 00:08:53,283 --> 00:08:54,784 I wuv you! 232 00:08:54,784 --> 00:08:56,619 All right, that's enough. 233 00:08:56,619 --> 00:08:58,830 Hey, look on the bright side. 234 00:08:58,830 --> 00:09:00,582 We finished another list item. 235 00:09:00,582 --> 00:09:02,333 Well, I guess I do "wuv" that. 236 00:09:02,333 --> 00:09:03,877 So, what's next on the list? 237 00:09:03,877 --> 00:09:06,337 Well, according to my calculations, 238 00:09:06,337 --> 00:09:07,630 the next item you should attempt, 239 00:09:07,630 --> 00:09:09,841 with a 92% achievement probability, 240 00:09:09,841 --> 00:09:14,304 is number 143: kiss Scott Denoga. 241 00:09:14,304 --> 00:09:16,514 Isn't that the buffoon who wears the same jeans every day? 242 00:09:16,514 --> 00:09:18,016 Whee! 243 00:09:18,016 --> 00:09:19,809 Why would you put that on your list? 244 00:09:19,809 --> 00:09:21,853 You know, I've actually been thinking about that, 245 00:09:21,853 --> 00:09:25,398 and I'm pretty sure I meant to write "kick Scott Denoga." 246 00:09:25,398 --> 00:09:28,068 So I'll just go ahead and make a quick correction 247 00:09:28,068 --> 00:09:29,194 to the list here. 248 00:09:32,322 --> 00:09:33,740 [man yelps] 249 00:09:33,740 --> 00:09:35,366 Uh, what was that? 250 00:09:35,366 --> 00:09:36,618 Time glitch. 251 00:09:36,618 --> 00:09:38,244 A rift in the very fabric 252 00:09:38,244 --> 00:09:40,580 of the space-time continuum, 253 00:09:40,580 --> 00:09:42,415 which could give chaos bots an opening 254 00:09:42,415 --> 00:09:44,918 to jump into our timeline. 255 00:09:44,918 --> 00:09:47,128 So it's not a good time glitch, then. 256 00:09:47,128 --> 00:09:49,798 No! Hailey, this item is no bigger deal 257 00:09:49,798 --> 00:09:51,466 than any of the others. 258 00:09:51,466 --> 00:09:53,384 In fact, according to my research, 259 00:09:53,384 --> 00:09:54,803 human kissing is quite simple. 260 00:09:54,803 --> 00:09:56,596 It simply involves briefly interlocking 261 00:09:56,596 --> 00:09:58,306 your two face holes. 262 00:09:58,306 --> 00:10:00,225 Ugh! Beta! 263 00:10:00,225 --> 00:10:02,227 Look, I know you don't always get human stuff, 264 00:10:02,227 --> 00:10:03,937 but Scott is my best friend. 265 00:10:03,937 --> 00:10:05,897 Part of me wonders, what if we were more than friends? 266 00:10:05,897 --> 00:10:07,690 But the other part of me knows 267 00:10:07,690 --> 00:10:09,484 that would risk making things weird between us, 268 00:10:09,484 --> 00:10:10,985 and ruin the great thing we already have. 269 00:10:10,985 --> 00:10:12,487 But then that first part of me knows 270 00:10:12,487 --> 00:10:14,280 the truth is that I like him. 271 00:10:14,280 --> 00:10:17,450 I never even said it out loud, but, yes, for some reason, 272 00:10:17,450 --> 00:10:19,494 I like Scott Denoga. 273 00:10:19,494 --> 00:10:20,954 Hey, guys, what you talking about? 274 00:10:20,954 --> 00:10:22,789 Ah! Nothing! Certainly not you, Scott. 275 00:10:22,789 --> 00:10:24,541 The world does not revolve around your lips. 276 00:10:24,541 --> 00:10:26,668 I mean, your face hole. I mean, any part of your body. 277 00:10:26,668 --> 00:10:28,086 [chuckles nervously] 278 00:10:28,086 --> 00:10:29,754 Okay. 279 00:10:29,754 --> 00:10:31,256 You know you're sitting in glue, right? 280 00:10:31,256 --> 00:10:33,049 [scoffs] As a joke. 281 00:10:34,467 --> 00:10:37,762 [laughs] 282 00:10:37,762 --> 00:10:40,473 Oh, glue pants! Good one! 283 00:10:40,473 --> 00:10:42,892 So, Beta, what's the next list item? 284 00:10:42,892 --> 00:10:44,936 As I was explaining to Hailey, 285 00:10:44,936 --> 00:10:46,771 - she's supposed to give you a-- - A present for Christmas, 286 00:10:46,771 --> 00:10:48,356 which is at the end of the year. 287 00:10:48,356 --> 00:10:50,525 So, let's just plan to do that one later. 288 00:10:50,525 --> 00:10:52,193 I wuv you! 289 00:10:52,193 --> 00:10:53,820 Sure, why not? 290 00:10:53,820 --> 00:10:55,488 It's only the fate of the world at stake. 291 00:10:55,488 --> 00:10:59,284 Okay, okay, it looks like the next most optimal item 292 00:10:59,284 --> 00:11:03,538 is number 239: ride every ride at the county fair. 293 00:11:03,538 --> 00:11:04,956 There we go. That sounds fun-- 294 00:11:04,956 --> 00:11:07,750 Wait, did you say county fair? 295 00:11:07,750 --> 00:11:09,711 [riders screaming] 296 00:11:09,711 --> 00:11:11,963 [laughing] Oh, man! 297 00:11:11,963 --> 00:11:14,048 Remember the last time you went to the county fair? 298 00:11:14,048 --> 00:11:16,092 - Yes. - You went on the Zero Gravitron 299 00:11:16,092 --> 00:11:17,594 and barfed in front of everyone. 300 00:11:17,594 --> 00:11:19,095 - Yes. - And Kristine Sanchez 301 00:11:19,095 --> 00:11:21,139 accidentally livestreamed the whole thing, 302 00:11:21,139 --> 00:11:23,016 and then everyone called you Hurley for the next month. 303 00:11:23,016 --> 00:11:25,435 - I said I remember! - That was hilarious! 304 00:11:25,435 --> 00:11:28,605 [laughs] I-I mean, not-not for you. For everyone else. 305 00:11:28,605 --> 00:11:30,190 [sighs] 306 00:11:30,190 --> 00:11:32,859 So, Beta, what's the next, next item? 307 00:11:32,859 --> 00:11:34,402 Oh, come on, Hailey. 308 00:11:34,402 --> 00:11:36,321 I know you're scared, but you can do this one. 309 00:11:36,321 --> 00:11:39,532 You know, I was scared once too. Back in the third grade, 310 00:11:39,532 --> 00:11:42,869 after all my Halloween candy was stolen by those burglars 311 00:11:42,869 --> 00:11:45,204 who left the empty wrappers in your trash can... 312 00:11:45,204 --> 00:11:46,915 Ugh! Burglars! 313 00:11:46,915 --> 00:11:48,833 But the next year, I got right back out there 314 00:11:48,833 --> 00:11:50,501 and trick-or-treated harder than ever. 315 00:11:50,501 --> 00:11:52,670 I even got a king-sized Keith bar. 316 00:11:52,670 --> 00:11:54,881 - Keith bars are disgusting. - So disgusting. 317 00:11:54,881 --> 00:11:56,883 But it was king-sized. 318 00:11:56,883 --> 00:11:59,344 Point is, the county fair is nothing to be afraid of. 319 00:11:59,344 --> 00:12:02,680 Especially since I'm gonna be there every step of the way. 320 00:12:02,680 --> 00:12:04,724 Thanks, Scott. You're a great friend. 321 00:12:04,724 --> 00:12:06,601 But just a friend. 322 00:12:06,601 --> 00:12:07,936 Yeah. I know. 323 00:12:07,936 --> 00:12:10,230 Would you two just kiss already? 324 00:12:12,398 --> 00:12:14,067 I wuv you! 325 00:12:14,067 --> 00:12:15,401 - What did he say? - Let's go to the fair! 326 00:12:15,401 --> 00:12:16,861 Okay! 327 00:12:18,613 --> 00:12:21,115 [all scream] 328 00:12:21,115 --> 00:12:23,034 It's time for me to scope out the premises 329 00:12:23,034 --> 00:12:25,411 for any suspicious activity. 330 00:12:25,411 --> 00:12:27,080 It's go-time. 331 00:12:27,080 --> 00:12:28,581 Where'd you get those sunglasses? 332 00:12:28,581 --> 00:12:31,542 The Mr. Tomato Head doll in your closet. 333 00:12:31,542 --> 00:12:34,045 Now... go-time. 334 00:12:37,006 --> 00:12:39,968 ♪ Go, go-go, go, go ♪ 335 00:12:45,598 --> 00:12:46,849 [zip tie rasps] 336 00:12:48,059 --> 00:12:50,603 Well, this is humiliating. 337 00:12:50,603 --> 00:12:52,397 Okay, Scott, 338 00:12:52,397 --> 00:12:54,899 looks like it's time for us to save the world. 339 00:13:01,948 --> 00:13:04,867 ♪ I'm making my moves Playing my rules ♪ 340 00:13:04,867 --> 00:13:06,369 ♪ That's how I do it ♪ 341 00:13:06,369 --> 00:13:08,288 ♪ Seizing the day ♪ 342 00:13:08,288 --> 00:13:10,415 ♪ There's just no way I'm gonna lose it ♪ 343 00:13:10,415 --> 00:13:12,208 ♪ I could do anything ♪ 344 00:13:12,208 --> 00:13:14,127 ♪ Watch as I spread my wings ♪ 345 00:13:14,127 --> 00:13:16,379 ♪ Baby, it's no big thing ♪ 346 00:13:16,379 --> 00:13:17,755 ♪ Yeah, yeah ♪ 347 00:13:17,755 --> 00:13:19,966 ♪ Ooh, ooh, ooh ♪ 348 00:13:19,966 --> 00:13:22,051 ♪ It's obvious That I was born for this ♪ 349 00:13:22,051 --> 00:13:24,595 ♪ You know I was Born for this ♪ 350 00:13:24,595 --> 00:13:26,264 ♪ Ooh, ooh, ooh ♪ 351 00:13:27,932 --> 00:13:29,726 [camera shutters click] 352 00:13:29,726 --> 00:13:32,103 ♪ You know I was Born for this ♪ 353 00:13:39,694 --> 00:13:42,572 Last ride. The Zero Gravitron. 354 00:13:42,572 --> 00:13:43,990 My white whale. 355 00:13:43,990 --> 00:13:46,409 I always thought it was a spaceship. 356 00:13:46,409 --> 00:13:48,202 But, yeah, I can see it. 357 00:13:50,997 --> 00:13:52,331 Hey, look, it's almost empty. 358 00:13:52,331 --> 00:13:53,750 If you hork, nobody will ever know. 359 00:13:53,750 --> 00:13:55,126 Oh, no. 360 00:13:56,753 --> 00:13:58,629 Hey, K Squad, it's me, 361 00:13:58,629 --> 00:14:00,048 Kristine the Hot Queen. 362 00:14:00,048 --> 00:14:01,966 Today, I'm sporting a wide-brim 363 00:14:01,966 --> 00:14:05,887 Ruffiusan & Haute vintage 2006 Lionel Verducci scarf. 364 00:14:05,887 --> 00:14:07,638 Hashtag "thrift store gem." 365 00:14:07,638 --> 00:14:09,057 [Hailey] Kristine Sanchez, 366 00:14:09,057 --> 00:14:10,767 the most popular girl in school, 367 00:14:10,767 --> 00:14:13,144 with over 2,000 followers. 368 00:14:13,144 --> 00:14:14,771 She's stylish, she's tall, 369 00:14:14,771 --> 00:14:16,898 she never sweats in gym class. 370 00:14:16,898 --> 00:14:18,566 And the worst part of all: 371 00:14:18,566 --> 00:14:20,902 She's actually really nice. 372 00:14:20,902 --> 00:14:22,904 [gasps and squeals] 373 00:14:22,904 --> 00:14:24,739 - Hi, Kristine. - Hey, hey! 374 00:14:24,739 --> 00:14:27,033 Can I just say how truly inspiring it is 375 00:14:27,033 --> 00:14:29,035 to see you back on this ride? 376 00:14:29,035 --> 00:14:30,745 Oh, and you brought Scott! 377 00:14:30,745 --> 00:14:32,330 You guys are such a cute couple. 378 00:14:32,330 --> 00:14:33,581 Couple? 379 00:14:33,581 --> 00:14:35,041 [stammers and scoffs] 380 00:14:35,041 --> 00:14:37,001 Yeah, more like a couple of friends 381 00:14:37,001 --> 00:14:39,504 who aren't destined to kiss. 382 00:14:39,504 --> 00:14:41,130 Oh, sorry. 383 00:14:41,130 --> 00:14:43,049 I just assumed because you guys are so close, 384 00:14:43,049 --> 00:14:45,885 and you hang out all the time, and you have your own handshake. 385 00:14:45,885 --> 00:14:47,512 Because we're friends. 386 00:14:47,512 --> 00:14:50,014 I mean, I have handshakes with lots of people. 387 00:14:50,014 --> 00:14:53,392 - You do? - Sure. Like... 388 00:14:53,392 --> 00:14:54,560 Born Shorts here. 389 00:14:54,560 --> 00:14:55,561 What's up, Born Shorts? 390 00:14:58,564 --> 00:15:00,108 Catch you later, bud. 391 00:15:00,108 --> 00:15:02,068 OMG, can I livestream this? 392 00:15:02,068 --> 00:15:04,320 Your bravery would be such an inspiration 393 00:15:04,320 --> 00:15:06,656 to all the little Kristinies out there. 394 00:15:06,656 --> 00:15:08,699 That sounds great. 395 00:15:08,699 --> 00:15:09,992 [squeals] By the way, 396 00:15:09,992 --> 00:15:11,828 what do you think of my scarf? 397 00:15:11,828 --> 00:15:12,995 Eh. It's okay. 398 00:15:12,995 --> 00:15:14,956 Oh, man, I want that scarf. 399 00:15:14,956 --> 00:15:16,249 Well, good luck. 400 00:15:18,000 --> 00:15:19,794 Just ignore her 401 00:15:19,794 --> 00:15:21,796 and her thousands of fans watching you live. 402 00:15:21,796 --> 00:15:24,549 You can do this. Just think calm thoughts. 403 00:15:24,549 --> 00:15:26,717 - [machinery activates] - [man] Ladies and gentlemen, 404 00:15:26,717 --> 00:15:30,221 welcome to your worst nightmare! 405 00:15:30,221 --> 00:15:31,973 [man] Hold on to your personal items, 406 00:15:31,973 --> 00:15:33,975 because they will become deadly projectiles. 407 00:15:33,975 --> 00:15:36,978 Don't worry, they're just building the suspense. 408 00:15:36,978 --> 00:15:38,437 [man] I'm not just building the suspense. 409 00:15:38,437 --> 00:15:43,067 You're gonna scream till you puke! 410 00:15:43,067 --> 00:15:45,778 [rock music playing] 411 00:15:45,778 --> 00:15:48,197 See? Everything's fine. 412 00:15:52,618 --> 00:15:53,703 Chaos! 413 00:16:02,461 --> 00:16:04,589 Something's wrong! Something's very wrong! 414 00:16:04,589 --> 00:16:06,299 [alarm blaring] 415 00:16:06,299 --> 00:16:07,967 I don't remember this from last time. 416 00:16:07,967 --> 00:16:09,010 Where's Beta? 417 00:16:09,010 --> 00:16:11,179 This one's kind of cute. 418 00:16:11,179 --> 00:16:13,097 I like the blue one. 419 00:16:16,934 --> 00:16:18,686 Death Spiral, Inc. is not responsible 420 00:16:18,686 --> 00:16:20,938 for any injuries that may occur. 421 00:16:20,938 --> 00:16:23,149 It's over. I can see through... 422 00:16:23,149 --> 00:16:25,776 I guess it's up to me. 423 00:16:25,776 --> 00:16:27,320 I'm on it. 424 00:16:28,821 --> 00:16:30,323 ♪ Don't play it safe ♪ 425 00:16:30,323 --> 00:16:32,283 ♪ I like it dangerous ♪ 426 00:16:35,453 --> 00:16:37,163 [screams] 427 00:16:40,124 --> 00:16:42,627 Ah! Excuse me. Coming through. 428 00:16:42,627 --> 00:16:44,795 Sorry about that. 429 00:16:44,795 --> 00:16:46,214 Kristine, I need your scarf. 430 00:16:46,214 --> 00:16:48,966 Sure! Don't you love it? 431 00:16:48,966 --> 00:16:50,885 Yes, it's adorable. 432 00:16:50,885 --> 00:16:52,386 - Hold this. - Okay. 433 00:17:02,897 --> 00:17:04,815 [cheering] 434 00:17:04,815 --> 00:17:05,942 [all groan] 435 00:17:05,942 --> 00:17:07,360 Whoo! 436 00:17:07,360 --> 00:17:09,153 I slayed the white whale! 437 00:17:09,153 --> 00:17:11,989 Not for real. I love whales. 438 00:17:11,989 --> 00:17:13,407 You rock, Hailey. 439 00:17:17,119 --> 00:17:19,538 That was amazing, Hailey. 440 00:17:19,538 --> 00:17:20,748 I tip my hat-- 441 00:17:20,748 --> 00:17:22,917 - [retches] - Okay. 442 00:17:22,917 --> 00:17:26,212 Whoo-hoo! That was so cool! 443 00:17:26,212 --> 00:17:28,506 Everyone was like, "Ah." And you were like, "Pfft." 444 00:17:28,506 --> 00:17:30,841 And then everyone was like... [grunting] 445 00:17:30,841 --> 00:17:33,052 And then we got off this ride, and I started saying all this. 446 00:17:33,052 --> 00:17:34,512 How did you do all that? 447 00:17:34,512 --> 00:17:36,180 I don't know. I just did it. 448 00:17:36,180 --> 00:17:37,515 I guess I can do everything on my list. 449 00:17:37,515 --> 00:17:39,183 - I can do anything. - [alarm blaring] 450 00:17:39,183 --> 00:17:41,185 That's weird. This thing 451 00:17:41,185 --> 00:17:42,728 is supposed to go green when we finish a list item. 452 00:17:42,728 --> 00:17:44,897 Guess we're not done riding all the rides yet. 453 00:17:44,897 --> 00:17:46,774 Oh, look. There's a new one. 454 00:17:46,774 --> 00:17:48,192 The Tunnel of Love. 455 00:17:55,950 --> 00:17:57,159 [Hailey] The Tunnel of Love? 456 00:17:57,159 --> 00:17:58,411 You know what? 457 00:17:58,411 --> 00:18:00,454 I think I can do that one solo. 458 00:18:00,454 --> 00:18:03,249 Oh, no. I promised I'd help you complete every ride. 459 00:18:03,249 --> 00:18:05,334 And I'm nothing if not a man of my word. 460 00:18:05,334 --> 00:18:08,379 And look, there's no line. Score! 461 00:18:08,379 --> 00:18:09,880 [calliope music playing] 462 00:18:09,880 --> 00:18:12,049 Welcome to the Tunnel of Love, 463 00:18:12,049 --> 00:18:14,260 the most romantic six minutes of your life. 464 00:18:18,806 --> 00:18:22,310 Oh, man. This is gonna be so lame. 465 00:18:22,310 --> 00:18:25,438 [song over speakers] ♪ You've been best friends ♪ 466 00:18:25,438 --> 00:18:27,857 ♪ But that'll all change Tonight ♪ 467 00:18:27,857 --> 00:18:29,400 - So lame. - I don't know. 468 00:18:29,400 --> 00:18:31,527 I think it's kind of cool. 469 00:18:31,527 --> 00:18:33,487 ♪ The moment just feels right ♪ 470 00:18:35,448 --> 00:18:39,618 ♪ This romantic endeavor ♪ 471 00:18:41,579 --> 00:18:43,706 ♪ Could change the world Forever ♪ 472 00:18:43,706 --> 00:18:47,126 ♪ If you just Kiss your friend ♪ 473 00:18:47,126 --> 00:18:49,462 ♪ Kiss your friend ♪ 474 00:18:49,462 --> 00:18:52,798 ♪ You don't need to be shy Go on and kiss your friend ♪ 475 00:18:52,798 --> 00:18:54,091 ♪ Kiss your friend ♪ 476 00:18:54,091 --> 00:18:57,136 ♪ He's actually a great guy ♪ 477 00:18:57,136 --> 00:18:59,513 ♪ If you want to prevent The apocalypse ♪ 478 00:18:59,513 --> 00:19:02,516 ♪ Smooch your friend Right on the lips ♪ 479 00:19:02,516 --> 00:19:04,477 ♪ Don't make the world end... ♪ 480 00:19:04,477 --> 00:19:05,936 [Hailey] So this was the moment 481 00:19:05,936 --> 00:19:07,646 I was supposed to kiss Scott. 482 00:19:07,646 --> 00:19:09,648 Maybe it was the lights, or the fountains, 483 00:19:09,648 --> 00:19:11,984 or the weirdly on-the-nose music, 484 00:19:11,984 --> 00:19:13,736 but it was actually perfect. 485 00:19:13,736 --> 00:19:14,987 [retches] 486 00:19:14,987 --> 00:19:17,490 Until that happened. 487 00:19:17,490 --> 00:19:20,660 Okay, okay, that was bad. But you've just got to do it. 488 00:19:20,660 --> 00:19:22,662 You've got to tell Scott that kissing him is on your list. 489 00:19:22,662 --> 00:19:25,081 Who knows, he might even be into it. 490 00:19:25,081 --> 00:19:26,832 What if he is into it? 491 00:19:26,832 --> 00:19:28,250 What if he's not into it? 492 00:19:28,250 --> 00:19:30,002 [sighs] Whatever. 493 00:19:30,002 --> 00:19:31,379 It's not the end of the world, Hailey. 494 00:19:31,379 --> 00:19:33,130 Well, maybe it is. 495 00:19:33,130 --> 00:19:34,382 - Hey, Hailey. - Ah! 496 00:19:34,382 --> 00:19:37,093 Listen, Scott, I am so sorry. 497 00:19:37,093 --> 00:19:38,636 No, don't be. 498 00:19:38,636 --> 00:19:40,513 Check out this sweet T-shirt they gave me. 499 00:19:40,513 --> 00:19:42,473 This isn't me. It's just painted on. 500 00:19:42,473 --> 00:19:44,058 - [Scott laughs] - I know. 501 00:19:44,058 --> 00:19:45,893 Look, Scott, 502 00:19:45,893 --> 00:19:48,270 there's something I need to tell you about the list, 503 00:19:48,270 --> 00:19:49,522 and our friendship, and-- 504 00:19:49,522 --> 00:19:51,732 Hey, Hailey, can I ask you something? 505 00:19:51,732 --> 00:19:53,359 Yes. Please. Anything. 506 00:19:53,359 --> 00:19:55,236 Would you mind if I asked out Scott? 507 00:19:55,236 --> 00:19:57,738 What? But... why? 508 00:19:57,738 --> 00:19:59,698 Well, we started talking in the cleanup tent, 509 00:19:59,698 --> 00:20:01,909 and it turns out we both have a lot in common. 510 00:20:01,909 --> 00:20:04,870 We both have great hair. We both got barf on us today. 511 00:20:04,870 --> 00:20:07,706 And our birthdays are only five and a half months apart. 512 00:20:07,706 --> 00:20:09,667 That's actually about as far apart as they-- 513 00:20:09,667 --> 00:20:11,752 - So? What do you think? - Um... 514 00:20:13,254 --> 00:20:16,006 I mean... sure. Why would I mind? 515 00:20:16,006 --> 00:20:17,425 I told you, we're just friends. 516 00:20:17,425 --> 00:20:19,885 Great! Hey, Scott! 517 00:20:19,885 --> 00:20:21,595 Do you want to go out? 518 00:20:21,595 --> 00:20:22,513 Sure. 519 00:20:22,513 --> 00:20:24,473 Thank you so much, Hailey. 520 00:20:24,473 --> 00:20:25,683 I'll get us a cotton candy! 521 00:20:25,683 --> 00:20:26,934 Yay! 522 00:20:26,934 --> 00:20:28,936 That was cool. 523 00:20:28,936 --> 00:20:30,563 Yeah. So cool. 524 00:20:30,563 --> 00:20:32,314 Cool for you. Cool for her. 525 00:20:32,314 --> 00:20:33,691 And cool for me. 526 00:20:33,691 --> 00:20:37,403 Yep, I am cool like a cantaloupe. 527 00:20:37,403 --> 00:20:39,613 - Are you okay? - Like a cantaloupe! 528 00:20:39,613 --> 00:20:41,073 Okay. 529 00:20:41,073 --> 00:20:43,075 So, what were you saying about the list? 530 00:20:43,075 --> 00:20:45,828 Oh, uh, just that one of the items 531 00:20:45,828 --> 00:20:48,956 is that I have to kick Scott Denoga. 532 00:20:48,956 --> 00:20:50,541 So... 533 00:20:50,541 --> 00:20:52,334 Ow! Ugh! That was a hard one. 534 00:20:52,334 --> 00:20:54,128 Well, anything to save the world. 535 00:20:54,128 --> 00:20:55,588 Later, Hay. 536 00:20:55,588 --> 00:20:58,132 Not if I see you first, crocodile. 537 00:20:58,132 --> 00:20:59,884 Ugh! 538 00:21:01,051 --> 00:21:02,845 [both laugh] 539 00:21:06,223 --> 00:21:09,226 - [alarm blaring] - [grunts] 540 00:21:09,226 --> 00:21:11,645 [Beta] Hailey, what is going on? 541 00:21:11,645 --> 00:21:13,647 - Beta? Why are you--? - Uh-uh. 542 00:21:13,647 --> 00:21:15,733 Not important. What is important is that, 543 00:21:15,733 --> 00:21:19,445 according to my calculations, there's no only a 0.02% chance 544 00:21:19,445 --> 00:21:21,655 that you'll ever kiss Scott. 545 00:21:21,655 --> 00:21:23,657 What? How is that possible? Kristine just asked him out. 546 00:21:23,657 --> 00:21:25,242 That doesn't mean they're already-- 547 00:21:25,242 --> 00:21:27,411 Hey, K Squad, meet Scott. 548 00:21:27,411 --> 00:21:29,455 Hi, everyone. Can you believe our birthdays 549 00:21:29,455 --> 00:21:31,207 are only five and a half months apart? 550 00:21:31,207 --> 00:21:32,541 [grunts] 551 00:21:32,541 --> 00:21:34,710 - Chaos! - Chaos! 552 00:21:34,710 --> 00:21:37,838 You picked the wrong day to mess with me, bots. 553 00:21:47,306 --> 00:21:48,599 [bell dings] 554 00:21:50,267 --> 00:21:53,354 - [blows] - Dang, Hailey! 555 00:21:53,354 --> 00:21:57,316 That was the coolest thing I have ever seen you do. 556 00:21:57,316 --> 00:21:59,527 [Hailey] So that's me, Hailey Banks. 557 00:21:59,527 --> 00:22:01,987 Here to save the world... 558 00:22:01,987 --> 00:22:03,989 - Ah! - ...someday. 559 00:22:03,989 --> 00:22:06,909 I take it back. That was not remotely cool. 560 00:22:06,909 --> 00:22:09,995 [Hailey] Man, that was, like, all pinkie toe. 561 00:22:09,995 --> 00:22:11,580 [Beta] Come on, I'll buy you a churro. 562 00:22:11,580 --> 00:22:12,998 [Hailey] You don't have any money. 563 00:22:12,998 --> 00:22:15,292 [Beta] Fine, then you buy me a churro. 564 00:22:15,292 --> 00:22:17,461 [Hailey] You don't even eat people food. 565 00:22:19,129 --> 00:22:21,632 ♪ Ooh, ooh, ooh ♪ 566 00:22:21,632 --> 00:22:23,592 ♪ It's obvious That I was born for this ♪ 567 00:22:23,592 --> 00:22:25,135 ♪ You know I was Born for this ♪ 568 00:22:25,135 --> 00:22:26,971 ♪ Born for this ♪ 569 00:22:26,971 --> 00:22:28,639 ♪ Ooh, ooh, ooh ♪ 570 00:22:28,639 --> 00:22:30,850 ♪ I got it, I got it No forcing it ♪ 571 00:22:30,850 --> 00:22:33,477 ♪ You know I was Born for this ♪ 572 00:22:33,477 --> 00:22:36,814 ♪ I'm fearless, the fiercest That you ever seen ♪ 573 00:22:36,814 --> 00:22:40,734 ♪ I bring it, 'cause winning Comes naturally ♪ 574 00:22:40,734 --> 00:22:44,238 ♪ Can't stop me, can't face me I shoot every shot ♪ 575 00:22:44,238 --> 00:22:46,574 ♪ Can't miss ♪ 576 00:22:46,574 --> 00:22:49,702 ♪ You know I was Born for this ♪