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They're gaining on us!
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Hi, this is me,
Hailey Banks, and--
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Wait, is that a bug
in my teeth?
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Ugh, let's just keep going.
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Don't worry,
I've got tiny oranges.
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This is my best friend,
Scott Denoga.
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Ah! The tiny oranges
did nothing!
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This here is a squid
I've always wanted to rescue.
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And these two weirdoes
are Sparky and Zoot
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from the Hot 95
Morning Radio Party Patrol.
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Every week, the let poor
Sid the Psychic Squid
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pick the winners
of high school football games,
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which is why I put
liberating him
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on my list of stuff
I always wanted to do.
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I'd say we lost them. Ah!
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Sign! Cones! Art!
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Oh, were you telling me
to avoid those things?
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Ramp!
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Up until a week ago,
I never would have
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actually gone through
with this.
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I'm not really
the kind of person
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who likes to try new things.
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Not happening.
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Maybe next year.
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Oh, no, no, no, no.
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But that all changed
back on New Year's Eve.
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Five, four, three,
two, one!
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Happy New Year!
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Resolution time.
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This year, I'm gonna stop
wasting my afternoons
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watching parkour fails online
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and start doing my own
parkour fails.
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Whoa-ba! Whoo-hoo!
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Nailed it.
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Well, my resolution
is equally exciting.
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I'm going to finally enter
one of my handmade birdhouses
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into the largest
birdhouse-building competition
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on the West Coast:
Home Tweet Home.
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That's awesome, Hailey.
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I really believe you think
you're going to do that.
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Although,
now that I look at it,
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my latticework
is still builder grade.
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What if I get there and everyone
hates it and they laugh at me?
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Then one of the judges throws
my birdhouse into the Dumpster,
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but there was a bird still
in there because no one checked,
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and now I'm a bird murderer.
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- You're doing it again.
- What?
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That thing
where you talk yourself
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out of doing something cool.
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No, I'm totally
going to do it eventually.
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In fact, I'm going to write
it down in my big list of things
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I'm totally going to do.
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Hailey, you've been
working on that list
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since the first grade,
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and you haven't crossed off
a single item.
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Well, this year's
gonna be different.
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In fact, that's going to be
my New Year's resolution:
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to do every single thing
on my list.
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Now you're talking.
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You know, something tells me
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this is going to be the year
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we both make our dreams
come true.
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Parkour!
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I'm okay.
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Chaos!
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- Got him!
- Whoa.
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Okay, where did you come from,
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and what the heck
was that?
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Chaos bot. And it was
sent here to stop you,
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Hailey Alakh Auli'i Banks,
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from completing the most
important document in history.
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Hey. It's my list, but
everything's crossed off.
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Where'd you get this?
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From the future.
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You know, I almost didn't bring
this keytar. Glad I did.
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If you're really
from the future, prove it.
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Fine. In 3.8 seconds,
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Ryan Seacrest will get hit
by a pigeon live on TV.
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Whoa. But that could
have just been a coincidence.
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Fine. You don't believe me,
maybe you'll believe you.
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Hi, Hailey. It's, well, you.
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Hailey. Future you. Hi.
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Whoa! Future me,
is that really you?
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Sorry, this is a recording,
so we can't actually interact.
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- Oh. Got it. Okay.
- Yeah. Sorry about that.
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But just to prove
this is legit,
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I'm going to tell you something
only you would know.
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Back in third grade, you ate
all of Scott's Halloween candy,
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and blamed it on burglars.
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Anyway, I'm sure
you're freaking out right now
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'cause we tend
to do that, but don't.
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All you need to do is complete
every item on our list.
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Yes, everything. It'll all
make sense later, trust me.
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You've got this, Hailey. Bye!
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Okay, for the record, I only
lied about the candy thing
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to protect
Scott's feelings.
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Yeah, I don't really care.
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I got to return this list
to the Smithsonian.
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I just came to warn you
about the bots.
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But you can keep that phone.
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There's a copy of the list
on it. Oh, and here.
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Wait. My list is
in the future Smithsonian?
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Am I, like, important?
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Of course you're important.
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Completing the list
was the first step
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toward you saving the world.
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How do you not know this?
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Oh, right,
you're not from the future.
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Wait, me saving the what now?
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Ugh. Look, I'm not really
supposed to give out spoilers
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- from the future, but...
- Hey!
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...here's the 12-second summary.
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By completing your list,
you're named San Diego County's
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Young Person of the Year.
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You win a big trophy.
The mayor's there,
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wearing his mayor sash.
It's kind of a big deal.
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That accomplishment
then catches the attention
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- of President Serena Williams.
- Hold on.
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- The tennis player?
- Oh, right. She did play tennis.
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But, yes, President Williams
sponsors you for an X Grant,
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which you work
your butt off and win
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by inventing a crowdsource
decarbonization device,
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which reverses
the effects of climate change.
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By the way, thanks for that.
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Whoa! Go me! I can't
believe I'm actually
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gonna do everything on my list.
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I'm gonna learn
to play the glockenspiel.
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I'm gonna invent a new color.
I'm gonna...
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kiss Scott Denoga?
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- Did you say my name, Hailey?
- No! Go away!
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Okay. Jackknife!
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I can't kiss Scott.
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I wrote that back
in fifth grade as a joke.
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As a joke for yourself?
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You had to be there.
Okay, look,
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maybe I thought Scott
was cute for a hot minute
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when he tried that new hair gel
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before it got recalled
for attracting bears.
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But that was a long time ago,
and we're older now,
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and he's Scott.
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He wears the same jeans
for a month straight.
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He thinks the monkey wrench
was invented by monkeys.
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He calls potato chips
"crispy dippers."
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Look, if I'd wanted
all this teen drama,
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I'd watch the new season
of Xerxes and Marnius.
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It's the big teen drama
50 years from now.
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He's a cyborg,
she's an all-knowing mess.
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You know,
I don't want to spoil it.
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Point is, I don't care
what you wrote on your list.
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I'm just here to tell you
if you don't do every item,
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you won't compete for a grant
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and climate change
will accelerate
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until the world looks like this.
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Aw. That doesn't look so--
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It's on fire!
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So, yeah,
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there's a lot
riding on your shoulders.
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But as long as you don't
screw up,
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the world will be just fine.
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Again, no pressure, but just to
recap, it's all on you.
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Super.
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Oh! And I almost forgot!
To make things easier for you,
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I brought tomorrow's
winning jackpot numbers.
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They are seven--
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Seriously?
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Check it out, Hailey.
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I made duck lips
out of crispy dippers.
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Quack, quack!
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Ah! Something bit my butt.
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Something bit my butt!
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Whoa!
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So, a couple things
we should probably talk about.
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So I laid it
all out for Scott.
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The bots, the professor,
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the world potentially
melting into a ball of fire--
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everything except the whole
"kissing him" thing.
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And all she left me
with was this.
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"Enable beta features"?
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Ah!
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Who are you? Who am I?
Where are my legs?
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Am I supposed to have legs?
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Whoa! A screaming phone!
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I'm more than a screaming phone,
you buffoon.
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I'm Beta, the world's
most advanced AI,
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here to help Hailey Banks
complete her list.
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Oh, that's who I am.
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So, yeah, my year got off
to a pretty weird start.
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And somehow,
it just keeps getting weirder.
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Trying to save the future
of the world
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by doing things
like item number 195:
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free Sid the Psychic Squid.
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That squid is property
of the Hot 95 Party Patrol...
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coming at you with
San Diego County's hottest mix
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of music, sports and talk!
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I'll take care of these guys.
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Nope.
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Give me a hand, Sid.
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Hailey, over here!
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Yeah!
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Sid!
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Come back! You never
picked this weekend's games!
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Heck, yeah! One step closer
to saving the world.
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- You should take a shower.
- I'm going to take a shower.
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Hailey Banks.
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I've been waiting for you.
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Hey, Beta.
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How am I supposed to help you
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if you leave me behind
for all the fun stuff?
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You remember Beta.
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He's that screaming phone
from earlier.
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He's still cranky,
but he's a lot cuter
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now that I made him that body
out of a spare robotics kit
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at Command a Koala Plushie.
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Oh, and he hates it
when you do this.
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I wuv you!
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All right, that's enough.
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Hey, look on the bright side.
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We finished another list item.
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Well, I guess I do
"wuv" that.
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So, what's next on the list?
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Well, according
to my calculations,
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the next item
you should attempt,
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with a 92%
achievement probability,
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is number 143:
kiss Scott Denoga.
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Isn't that the buffoon who
wears the same jeans every day?
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Whee!
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Why would you put that
on your list?
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You know, I've actually
been thinking about that,
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and I'm pretty sure I meant
to write "kick Scott Denoga."
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So I'll just go ahead
and make a quick correction
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to the list here.
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Uh, what was that?
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Time glitch.
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A rift in the very fabric
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of the space-time continuum,
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which could give chaos bots
an opening
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to jump into our timeline.
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So it's not a good
time glitch, then.
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No! Hailey, this item
is no bigger deal
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than any of the others.
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In fact, according
to my research,
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human kissing
is quite simple.
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It simply involves
briefly interlocking
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your two face holes.
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Ugh! Beta!
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Look, I know you don't
always get human stuff,
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but Scott is my best friend.
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Part of me wonders, what if
we were more than friends?
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But the other part of me knows
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that would risk making things
weird between us,
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and ruin the great thing
we already have.
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00:10:10,985 --> 00:10:12,487
But then that
first part of me knows
253
00:10:12,487 --> 00:10:14,280
the truth is that I like him.
254
00:10:14,280 --> 00:10:17,450
I never even said it out loud,
but, yes, for some reason,
255
00:10:17,450 --> 00:10:19,494
I like Scott Denoga.
256
00:10:19,494 --> 00:10:20,954
Hey, guys,
what you talking about?
257
00:10:20,954 --> 00:10:22,789
Ah! Nothing!
Certainly not you, Scott.
258
00:10:22,789 --> 00:10:24,541
The world does not revolve
around your lips.
259
00:10:24,541 --> 00:10:26,668
I mean, your face hole.
I mean, any part of your body.
260
00:10:28,086 --> 00:10:29,754
Okay.
261
00:10:29,754 --> 00:10:31,256
You know you're sitting
in glue, right?
262
00:10:31,256 --> 00:10:33,049
As a joke.
263
00:10:37,762 --> 00:10:40,473
Oh, glue pants!
Good one!
264
00:10:40,473 --> 00:10:42,892
So, Beta,
what's the next list item?
265
00:10:42,892 --> 00:10:44,936
As I was explaining
to Hailey,
266
00:10:44,936 --> 00:10:46,771
- she's supposed to give you a--
- A present for Christmas,
267
00:10:46,771 --> 00:10:48,356
which is at the end
of the year.
268
00:10:48,356 --> 00:10:50,525
So, let's just plan
to do that one later.
269
00:10:50,525 --> 00:10:52,193
I wuv you!
270
00:10:52,193 --> 00:10:53,820
Sure, why not?
271
00:10:53,820 --> 00:10:55,488
It's only the fate
of the world at stake.
272
00:10:55,488 --> 00:10:59,284
Okay, okay, it looks like
the next most optimal item
273
00:10:59,284 --> 00:11:03,538
is number 239: ride
every ride at the county fair.
274
00:11:03,538 --> 00:11:04,956
There we go.
That sounds fun--
275
00:11:04,956 --> 00:11:07,750
Wait, did you say county fair?
276
00:11:09,711 --> 00:11:11,963
Oh, man!
277
00:11:11,963 --> 00:11:14,048
Remember the last time
you went to the county fair?
278
00:11:14,048 --> 00:11:16,092
- Yes.
- You went on the Zero Gravitron
279
00:11:16,092 --> 00:11:17,594
and barfed
in front of everyone.
280
00:11:17,594 --> 00:11:19,095
- Yes.
- And Kristine Sanchez
281
00:11:19,095 --> 00:11:21,139
accidentally livestreamed
the whole thing,
282
00:11:21,139 --> 00:11:23,016
and then everyone called you
Hurley for the next month.
283
00:11:23,016 --> 00:11:25,435
- I said I remember!
- That was hilarious!
284
00:11:25,435 --> 00:11:28,605
I-I mean, not-not
for you. For everyone else.
285
00:11:30,190 --> 00:11:32,859
So, Beta, what's
the next, next item?
286
00:11:32,859 --> 00:11:34,402
Oh, come on, Hailey.
287
00:11:34,402 --> 00:11:36,321
I know you're scared,
but you can do this one.
288
00:11:36,321 --> 00:11:39,532
You know, I was scared once too.
Back in the third grade,
289
00:11:39,532 --> 00:11:42,869
after all my Halloween candy
was stolen by those burglars
290
00:11:42,869 --> 00:11:45,204
who left the empty wrappers
in your trash can...
291
00:11:45,204 --> 00:11:46,915
Ugh! Burglars!
292
00:11:46,915 --> 00:11:48,833
But the next year,
I got right back out there
293
00:11:48,833 --> 00:11:50,501
and trick-or-treated
harder than ever.
294
00:11:50,501 --> 00:11:52,670
I even got a king-sized
Keith bar.
295
00:11:52,670 --> 00:11:54,881
- Keith bars are disgusting.
- So disgusting.
296
00:11:54,881 --> 00:11:56,883
But it was king-sized.
297
00:11:56,883 --> 00:11:59,344
Point is, the county fair
is nothing to be afraid of.
298
00:11:59,344 --> 00:12:02,680
Especially since I'm gonna
be there every step of the way.
299
00:12:02,680 --> 00:12:04,724
Thanks, Scott.
You're a great friend.
300
00:12:04,724 --> 00:12:06,601
But just a friend.
301
00:12:06,601 --> 00:12:07,936
Yeah. I know.
302
00:12:07,936 --> 00:12:10,230
Would you two
just kiss already?
303
00:12:12,398 --> 00:12:14,067
I wuv you!
304
00:12:14,067 --> 00:12:15,401
- What did he say?
- Let's go to the fair!
305
00:12:15,401 --> 00:12:16,861
Okay!
306
00:12:21,115 --> 00:12:23,034
It's time for me
to scope out the premises
307
00:12:23,034 --> 00:12:25,411
for any suspicious activity.
308
00:12:25,411 --> 00:12:27,080
It's go-time.
309
00:12:27,080 --> 00:12:28,581
Where'd you get
those sunglasses?
310
00:12:28,581 --> 00:12:31,542
The Mr. Tomato Head doll
in your closet.
311
00:12:31,542 --> 00:12:34,045
Now... go-time.
312
00:12:37,006 --> 00:12:39,968
♪ Go, go-go, go, go ♪
313
00:12:48,059 --> 00:12:50,603
Well, this is humiliating.
314
00:12:50,603 --> 00:12:52,397
Okay, Scott,
315
00:12:52,397 --> 00:12:54,899
looks like it's time
for us to save the world.
316
00:13:01,948 --> 00:13:04,867
♪ I'm making my moves
Playing my rules ♪
317
00:13:04,867 --> 00:13:06,369
♪ That's how I do it ♪
318
00:13:06,369 --> 00:13:08,288
♪ Seizing the day ♪
319
00:13:08,288 --> 00:13:10,415
♪ There's just no way
I'm gonna lose it ♪
320
00:13:10,415 --> 00:13:12,208
♪ I could do anything ♪
321
00:13:12,208 --> 00:13:14,127
♪ Watch as I spread my wings ♪
322
00:13:14,127 --> 00:13:16,379
♪ Baby, it's no big thing ♪
323
00:13:16,379 --> 00:13:17,755
♪ Yeah, yeah ♪
324
00:13:17,755 --> 00:13:19,966
♪ Ooh, ooh, ooh ♪
325
00:13:19,966 --> 00:13:22,051
♪ It's obvious
That I was born for this ♪
326
00:13:22,051 --> 00:13:24,595
♪ You know I was
Born for this ♪
327
00:13:24,595 --> 00:13:26,264
♪ Ooh, ooh, ooh ♪
328
00:13:29,726 --> 00:13:32,103
♪ You know I was
Born for this ♪
329
00:13:39,694 --> 00:13:42,572
Last ride.
The Zero Gravitron.
330
00:13:42,572 --> 00:13:43,990
My white whale.
331
00:13:43,990 --> 00:13:46,409
I always thought
it was a spaceship.
332
00:13:46,409 --> 00:13:48,202
But, yeah, I can see it.
333
00:13:50,997 --> 00:13:52,331
Hey, look,
it's almost empty.
334
00:13:52,331 --> 00:13:53,750
If you hork,
nobody will ever know.
335
00:13:53,750 --> 00:13:55,126
Oh, no.
336
00:13:56,753 --> 00:13:58,629
Hey, K Squad, it's me,
337
00:13:58,629 --> 00:14:00,048
Kristine the Hot Queen.
338
00:14:00,048 --> 00:14:01,966
Today, I'm sporting
a wide-brim
339
00:14:01,966 --> 00:14:05,887
Ruffiusan & Haute vintage
2006 Lionel Verducci scarf.
340
00:14:05,887 --> 00:14:07,638
Hashtag "thrift store gem."
341
00:14:07,638 --> 00:14:09,057
Kristine Sanchez,
342
00:14:09,057 --> 00:14:10,767
the most popular girl
in school,
343
00:14:10,767 --> 00:14:13,144
with over 2,000 followers.
344
00:14:13,144 --> 00:14:14,771
She's stylish, she's tall,
345
00:14:14,771 --> 00:14:16,898
she never sweats
in gym class.
346
00:14:16,898 --> 00:14:18,566
And the worst part of all:
347
00:14:18,566 --> 00:14:20,902
She's actually really nice.
348
00:14:22,904 --> 00:14:24,739
- Hi, Kristine.
- Hey, hey!
349
00:14:24,739 --> 00:14:27,033
Can I just say how truly
inspiring it is
350
00:14:27,033 --> 00:14:29,035
to see you
back on this ride?
351
00:14:29,035 --> 00:14:30,745
Oh, and you brought Scott!
352
00:14:30,745 --> 00:14:32,330
You guys are such
a cute couple.
353
00:14:32,330 --> 00:14:33,581
Couple?
354
00:14:35,041 --> 00:14:37,001
Yeah, more like
a couple of friends
355
00:14:37,001 --> 00:14:39,504
who aren't destined to kiss.
356
00:14:39,504 --> 00:14:41,130
Oh, sorry.
357
00:14:41,130 --> 00:14:43,049
I just assumed
because you guys are so close,
358
00:14:43,049 --> 00:14:45,885
and you hang out all the time,
and you have your own handshake.
359
00:14:45,885 --> 00:14:47,512
Because we're friends.
360
00:14:47,512 --> 00:14:50,014
I mean, I have handshakes
with lots of people.
361
00:14:50,014 --> 00:14:53,392
- You do?
- Sure. Like...
362
00:14:53,392 --> 00:14:54,560
Born Shorts here.
363
00:14:54,560 --> 00:14:55,561
What's up, Born Shorts?
364
00:14:58,564 --> 00:15:00,108
Catch you later, bud.
365
00:15:00,108 --> 00:15:02,068
OMG, can I livestream this?
366
00:15:02,068 --> 00:15:04,320
Your bravery would be
such an inspiration
367
00:15:04,320 --> 00:15:06,656
to all the little Kristinies
out there.
368
00:15:06,656 --> 00:15:08,699
That sounds great.
369
00:15:08,699 --> 00:15:09,992
By the way,
370
00:15:09,992 --> 00:15:11,828
what do you think
of my scarf?
371
00:15:11,828 --> 00:15:12,995
Eh. It's okay.
372
00:15:12,995 --> 00:15:14,956
Oh, man, I want that scarf.
373
00:15:14,956 --> 00:15:16,249
Well, good luck.
374
00:15:18,000 --> 00:15:19,794
Just ignore her
375
00:15:19,794 --> 00:15:21,796
and her thousands of fans
watching you live.
376
00:15:21,796 --> 00:15:24,549
You can do this.
Just think calm thoughts.
377
00:15:24,549 --> 00:15:26,717
Ladies and gentlemen,
378
00:15:26,717 --> 00:15:30,221
welcome to your worst nightmare!
379
00:15:30,221 --> 00:15:31,973
Hold on to
your personal items,
380
00:15:31,973 --> 00:15:33,975
because they will become
deadly projectiles.
381
00:15:33,975 --> 00:15:36,978
Don't worry, they're just
building the suspense.
382
00:15:36,978 --> 00:15:38,437
I'm not just
building the suspense.
383
00:15:38,437 --> 00:15:43,067
You're gonna scream
till you puke!
384
00:15:45,778 --> 00:15:48,197
See? Everything's fine.
385
00:15:52,618 --> 00:15:53,703
Chaos!
386
00:16:02,461 --> 00:16:04,589
Something's wrong!
Something's very wrong!
387
00:16:06,299 --> 00:16:07,967
I don't remember this
from last time.
388
00:16:07,967 --> 00:16:09,010
Where's Beta?
389
00:16:09,010 --> 00:16:11,179
This one's kind of cute.
390
00:16:11,179 --> 00:16:13,097
I like the blue one.
391
00:16:16,934 --> 00:16:18,686
Death Spiral, Inc.
is not responsible
392
00:16:18,686 --> 00:16:20,938
for any injuries
that may occur.
393
00:16:20,938 --> 00:16:23,149
It's over.
I can see through...
394
00:16:23,149 --> 00:16:25,776
I guess it's up to me.
395
00:16:25,776 --> 00:16:27,320
I'm on it.
396
00:16:28,821 --> 00:16:30,323
♪ Don't play it safe ♪
397
00:16:30,323 --> 00:16:32,283
♪ I like it dangerous ♪
398
00:16:40,124 --> 00:16:42,627
Ah! Excuse me.
Coming through.
399
00:16:42,627 --> 00:16:44,795
Sorry about that.
400
00:16:44,795 --> 00:16:46,214
Kristine, I need your scarf.
401
00:16:46,214 --> 00:16:48,966
Sure! Don't you love it?
402
00:16:48,966 --> 00:16:50,885
Yes, it's adorable.
403
00:16:50,885 --> 00:16:52,386
- Hold this.
- Okay.
404
00:17:05,942 --> 00:17:07,360
Whoo!
405
00:17:07,360 --> 00:17:09,153
I slayed the white whale!
406
00:17:09,153 --> 00:17:11,989
Not for real.
I love whales.
407
00:17:11,989 --> 00:17:13,407
You rock, Hailey.
408
00:17:17,119 --> 00:17:19,538
That was amazing, Hailey.
409
00:17:19,538 --> 00:17:20,748
I tip my hat--
410
00:17:20,748 --> 00:17:22,917
Okay.
411
00:17:22,917 --> 00:17:26,212
Whoo-hoo! That was so cool!
412
00:17:26,212 --> 00:17:28,506
Everyone was like, "Ah."
And you were like, "Pfft."
413
00:17:28,506 --> 00:17:30,841
And then everyone was like...
414
00:17:30,841 --> 00:17:33,052
And then we got off this ride,
and I started saying all this.
415
00:17:33,052 --> 00:17:34,512
How did you do all that?
416
00:17:34,512 --> 00:17:36,180
I don't know.
I just did it.
417
00:17:36,180 --> 00:17:37,515
I guess I can do
everything on my list.
418
00:17:37,515 --> 00:17:39,183
I can do anything.
419
00:17:39,183 --> 00:17:41,185
That's weird. This thing
420
00:17:41,185 --> 00:17:42,728
is supposed to go green
when we finish a list item.
421
00:17:42,728 --> 00:17:44,897
Guess we're not done
riding all the rides yet.
422
00:17:44,897 --> 00:17:46,774
Oh, look.
There's a new one.
423
00:17:46,774 --> 00:17:48,192
The Tunnel of Love.
424
00:17:55,950 --> 00:17:57,159
The Tunnel of Love?
425
00:17:57,159 --> 00:17:58,411
You know what?
426
00:17:58,411 --> 00:18:00,454
I think I can do
that one solo.
427
00:18:00,454 --> 00:18:03,249
Oh, no. I promised I'd
help you complete every ride.
428
00:18:03,249 --> 00:18:05,334
And I'm nothing
if not a man of my word.
429
00:18:05,334 --> 00:18:08,379
And look, there's no line.
Score!
430
00:18:09,880 --> 00:18:12,049
Welcome to the Tunnel of Love,
431
00:18:12,049 --> 00:18:14,260
the most romantic six minutes
of your life.
432
00:18:18,806 --> 00:18:22,310
Oh, man.
This is gonna be so lame.
433
00:18:22,310 --> 00:18:25,438
♪ You've been best friends ♪
434
00:18:25,438 --> 00:18:27,857
♪ But that'll all change
Tonight ♪
435
00:18:27,857 --> 00:18:29,400
- So lame.
- I don't know.
436
00:18:29,400 --> 00:18:31,527
I think it's kind of cool.
437
00:18:31,527 --> 00:18:33,487
♪ The moment just feels right ♪
438
00:18:35,448 --> 00:18:39,618
♪ This romantic endeavor ♪
439
00:18:41,579 --> 00:18:43,706
♪ Could change the world
Forever ♪
440
00:18:43,706 --> 00:18:47,126
♪ If you just
Kiss your friend ♪
441
00:18:47,126 --> 00:18:49,462
♪ Kiss your friend ♪
442
00:18:49,462 --> 00:18:52,798
♪ You don't need to be shy
Go on and kiss your friend ♪
443
00:18:52,798 --> 00:18:54,091
♪ Kiss your friend ♪
444
00:18:54,091 --> 00:18:57,136
♪ He's actually a great guy ♪
445
00:18:57,136 --> 00:18:59,513
♪ If you want to prevent
The apocalypse ♪
446
00:18:59,513 --> 00:19:02,516
♪ Smooch your friend
Right on the lips ♪
447
00:19:02,516 --> 00:19:04,477
♪ Don't make the world end... ♪
448
00:19:04,477 --> 00:19:05,936
So this was the moment
449
00:19:05,936 --> 00:19:07,646
I was supposed to kiss Scott.
450
00:19:07,646 --> 00:19:09,648
Maybe it was the lights,
or the fountains,
451
00:19:09,648 --> 00:19:11,984
or the weirdly
on-the-nose music,
452
00:19:11,984 --> 00:19:13,736
but it was actually perfect.
453
00:19:14,987 --> 00:19:17,490
Until that happened.
454
00:19:17,490 --> 00:19:20,660
Okay, okay, that was bad.
But you've just got to do it.
455
00:19:20,660 --> 00:19:22,662
You've got to tell Scott that
kissing him is on your list.
456
00:19:22,662 --> 00:19:25,081
Who knows,
he might even be into it.
457
00:19:25,081 --> 00:19:26,832
What if he is into it?
458
00:19:26,832 --> 00:19:28,250
What if he's not into it?
459
00:19:28,250 --> 00:19:30,002
Whatever.
460
00:19:30,002 --> 00:19:31,379
It's not the end
of the world, Hailey.
461
00:19:31,379 --> 00:19:33,130
Well, maybe it is.
462
00:19:33,130 --> 00:19:34,382
- Hey, Hailey.
- Ah!
463
00:19:34,382 --> 00:19:37,093
Listen, Scott, I am so sorry.
464
00:19:37,093 --> 00:19:38,636
No, don't be.
465
00:19:38,636 --> 00:19:40,513
Check out this sweet T-shirt
they gave me.
466
00:19:40,513 --> 00:19:42,473
This isn't me.
It's just painted on.
467
00:19:42,473 --> 00:19:44,058
I know.
468
00:19:44,058 --> 00:19:45,893
Look, Scott,
469
00:19:45,893 --> 00:19:48,270
there's something I need
to tell you about the list,
470
00:19:48,270 --> 00:19:49,522
and our friendship, and--
471
00:19:49,522 --> 00:19:51,732
Hey, Hailey,
can I ask you something?
472
00:19:51,732 --> 00:19:53,359
Yes. Please. Anything.
473
00:19:53,359 --> 00:19:55,236
Would you mind
if I asked out Scott?
474
00:19:55,236 --> 00:19:57,738
What? But... why?
475
00:19:57,738 --> 00:19:59,698
Well, we started talking
in the cleanup tent,
476
00:19:59,698 --> 00:20:01,909
and it turns out
we both have a lot in common.
477
00:20:01,909 --> 00:20:04,870
We both have great hair.
We both got barf on us today.
478
00:20:04,870 --> 00:20:07,706
And our birthdays are only
five and a half months apart.
479
00:20:07,706 --> 00:20:09,667
That's actually
about as far apart as they--
480
00:20:09,667 --> 00:20:11,752
- So? What do you think?
- Um...
481
00:20:13,254 --> 00:20:16,006
I mean... sure.
Why would I mind?
482
00:20:16,006 --> 00:20:17,425
I told you,
we're just friends.
483
00:20:17,425 --> 00:20:19,885
Great! Hey, Scott!
484
00:20:19,885 --> 00:20:21,595
Do you want to go out?
485
00:20:21,595 --> 00:20:22,513
Sure.
486
00:20:22,513 --> 00:20:24,473
Thank you so much, Hailey.
487
00:20:24,473 --> 00:20:25,683
I'll get us
a cotton candy!
488
00:20:25,683 --> 00:20:26,934
Yay!
489
00:20:26,934 --> 00:20:28,936
That was cool.
490
00:20:28,936 --> 00:20:30,563
Yeah. So cool.
491
00:20:30,563 --> 00:20:32,314
Cool for you.
Cool for her.
492
00:20:32,314 --> 00:20:33,691
And cool for me.
493
00:20:33,691 --> 00:20:37,403
Yep, I am cool
like a cantaloupe.
494
00:20:37,403 --> 00:20:39,613
- Are you okay?
- Like a cantaloupe!
495
00:20:39,613 --> 00:20:41,073
Okay.
496
00:20:41,073 --> 00:20:43,075
So, what were you saying
about the list?
497
00:20:43,075 --> 00:20:45,828
Oh, uh, just that
one of the items
498
00:20:45,828 --> 00:20:48,956
is that I have to kick
Scott Denoga.
499
00:20:48,956 --> 00:20:50,541
So...
500
00:20:50,541 --> 00:20:52,334
Ow! Ugh!
That was a hard one.
501
00:20:52,334 --> 00:20:54,128
Well, anything
to save the world.
502
00:20:54,128 --> 00:20:55,588
Later, Hay.
503
00:20:55,588 --> 00:20:58,132
Not if I see you first, crocodile.
504
00:20:58,132 --> 00:20:59,884
Ugh!
505
00:21:09,226 --> 00:21:11,645
Hailey, what is going on?
506
00:21:11,645 --> 00:21:13,647
- Beta? Why are you--?
- Uh-uh.
507
00:21:13,647 --> 00:21:15,733
Not important.
What is important is that,
508
00:21:15,733 --> 00:21:19,445
according to my calculations,
there's no only a 0.02% chance
509
00:21:19,445 --> 00:21:21,655
that you'll ever kiss Scott.
510
00:21:21,655 --> 00:21:23,657
What? How is that possible?
Kristine just asked him out.
511
00:21:23,657 --> 00:21:25,242
That doesn't mean
they're already--
512
00:21:25,242 --> 00:21:27,411
Hey, K Squad, meet Scott.
513
00:21:27,411 --> 00:21:29,455
Hi, everyone.
Can you believe our birthdays
514
00:21:29,455 --> 00:21:31,207
are only five
and a half months apart?
515
00:21:32,541 --> 00:21:34,710
- Chaos!
- Chaos!
516
00:21:34,710 --> 00:21:37,838
You picked the wrong day
to mess with me, bots.
517
00:21:50,267 --> 00:21:53,354
Dang, Hailey!
518
00:21:53,354 --> 00:21:57,316
That was the coolest thing
I have ever seen you do.
519
00:21:57,316 --> 00:21:59,527
So that's me, Hailey Banks.
520
00:21:59,527 --> 00:22:01,987
Here to save the world...
521
00:22:01,987 --> 00:22:03,989
- Ah!
- ...someday.
522
00:22:03,989 --> 00:22:06,909
I take it back.
That was not remotely cool.
523
00:22:06,909 --> 00:22:09,995
Man, that was,
like, all pinkie toe.
524
00:22:09,995 --> 00:22:11,580
Come on,
I'll buy you a churro.
525
00:22:11,580 --> 00:22:12,998
You don't have any money.
526
00:22:12,998 --> 00:22:15,292
Fine, then you
buy me a churro.
527
00:22:15,292 --> 00:22:17,461
You don't even
eat people food.
528
00:22:19,129 --> 00:22:21,632
♪ Ooh, ooh, ooh ♪
529
00:22:21,632 --> 00:22:23,592
♪ It's obvious
That I was born for this ♪
530
00:22:23,592 --> 00:22:25,135
♪ You know I was
Born for this ♪
531
00:22:25,135 --> 00:22:26,971
♪ Born for this ♪
532
00:22:26,971 --> 00:22:28,639
♪ Ooh, ooh, ooh ♪
533
00:22:28,639 --> 00:22:30,850
♪ I got it, I got it
No forcing it ♪
534
00:22:30,850 --> 00:22:33,477
♪ You know I was
Born for this ♪
535
00:22:33,477 --> 00:22:36,814
♪ I'm fearless, the fiercest
That you ever seen ♪
536
00:22:36,814 --> 00:22:40,734
♪ I bring it, 'cause winning
Comes naturally ♪
537
00:22:40,734 --> 00:22:44,238
♪ Can't stop me, can't face me
I shoot every shot ♪
538
00:22:44,238 --> 00:22:46,574
♪ Can't miss ♪
539
00:22:46,574 --> 00:22:49,702
♪ You know I was
Born for this ♪