1 00:00:04,505 --> 00:00:06,590 Not today, Hungry Hank. 2 00:00:08,259 --> 00:00:10,511 And... tongs down! 3 00:00:10,511 --> 00:00:13,639 The lunch buffet is closed. Scott, Hailey, clean it up. 4 00:00:13,639 --> 00:00:15,099 - Whoo-hoo! - Yeah! 5 00:00:17,226 --> 00:00:19,103 Oh, yeah! Uh-huh! Yeah! 6 00:00:23,023 --> 00:00:26,110 So, you're probably wondering what I'm doing with a hot dog 7 00:00:26,110 --> 00:00:27,695 and chocolate pudding pizza-rito, right? 8 00:00:27,695 --> 00:00:30,614 Wait, is that what I look like when I eat? 9 00:00:30,614 --> 00:00:33,242 Anyway, when the lunch buffet ends at U.F. Dough, 10 00:00:33,242 --> 00:00:34,910 Scott and I graciously donate our time 11 00:00:34,910 --> 00:00:36,787 to clean up the leftover food. 12 00:00:36,787 --> 00:00:39,748 And by "clean up," I mean "stuff our face holes." 13 00:00:41,709 --> 00:00:44,211 Your gluttony disgusts me. 14 00:00:44,211 --> 00:00:45,796 You want a bite? 15 00:00:45,796 --> 00:00:48,340 Even if I could eat, I wouldn't eat that. 16 00:00:48,340 --> 00:00:50,217 Now, focus up, chow hounds. 17 00:00:50,217 --> 00:00:52,886 The next most optimal list item for you to complete 18 00:00:52,886 --> 00:00:54,888 is number 89: 19 00:00:54,888 --> 00:00:56,682 be in a school musical. 20 00:00:56,682 --> 00:01:00,102 Me? Sing in front of lots of people? 21 00:01:00,102 --> 00:01:02,646 Hailey, that's crazy perfect timing. 22 00:01:02,646 --> 00:01:04,607 The school musical is just a few weeks away. 23 00:01:04,607 --> 00:01:06,275 And my girlfriend, you know, Kristine, 24 00:01:06,275 --> 00:01:08,444 who I'm full-on dating now, 25 00:01:08,444 --> 00:01:13,198 well, she's writing, directing and starring in The Musical. 26 00:01:13,198 --> 00:01:15,326 Let me guess. It's about hats. 27 00:01:15,326 --> 00:01:17,161 How did you know that? 28 00:01:17,161 --> 00:01:18,996 You really are a super computer. 29 00:01:18,996 --> 00:01:21,999 Be in a musical? Me? 30 00:01:21,999 --> 00:01:25,627 I mean, sure, I've always wanted to be in a musical. Who hasn't? 31 00:01:25,627 --> 00:01:27,921 But I've never sung in front of an audience before. 32 00:01:27,921 --> 00:01:29,506 I'd be so nervous. 33 00:01:29,506 --> 00:01:31,091 Come on, Hay. 34 00:01:31,091 --> 00:01:32,968 You sing for your uncles' band all the time. 35 00:01:32,968 --> 00:01:36,096 ♪ Just look at the sky glow ♪ 36 00:01:36,096 --> 00:01:39,141 ♪ Who cares Where the times goes? ♪ 37 00:01:39,141 --> 00:01:40,976 ♪ A beautiful night... ♪ 38 00:01:40,976 --> 00:01:42,227 Totally different. 39 00:01:42,227 --> 00:01:43,854 I don't sing for my uncles. 40 00:01:43,854 --> 00:01:45,314 I sing with them. 41 00:01:45,314 --> 00:01:46,690 Hey, maybe we could sing together. 42 00:01:46,690 --> 00:01:48,233 I got a lead role. 43 00:01:48,233 --> 00:01:49,610 Really? - Yeah. 44 00:01:49,610 --> 00:01:52,279 But it was a tough audition process. 45 00:01:52,279 --> 00:01:53,989 Hi. I'm Scott, and I'd like... 46 00:01:53,989 --> 00:01:56,408 You got the part, boyfriend! 47 00:01:56,408 --> 00:01:58,535 Show business is hard work. 48 00:01:58,535 --> 00:02:00,037 Are you kids talking about the musical? 49 00:02:00,037 --> 00:02:01,747 I love musicals, 50 00:02:01,747 --> 00:02:03,707 and I'm so glad Scott is putting himself out there 51 00:02:03,707 --> 00:02:05,584 and exploring the arts. 52 00:02:05,584 --> 00:02:07,628 Unlike me, who spent my best years in a dark room 53 00:02:07,628 --> 00:02:10,506 studying anatomy, when all I wanted to do 54 00:02:10,506 --> 00:02:12,925 was bring a slice of happiness to the people. 55 00:02:14,510 --> 00:02:15,803 Even him. 56 00:02:15,803 --> 00:02:17,429 Anyway, great news. 57 00:02:17,429 --> 00:02:20,182 I'm taking the whole night off to see your show. 58 00:02:20,182 --> 00:02:23,060 You are? But you never take time off. 59 00:02:23,060 --> 00:02:24,561 Not even for Becker's birth. 60 00:02:24,561 --> 00:02:27,064 What can I say? I like to multitask. 61 00:02:27,064 --> 00:02:28,857 Plus, Darryl's gonna cover for me. 62 00:02:33,612 --> 00:02:36,365 Or maybe I'll close for the night. 63 00:02:36,365 --> 00:02:38,200 Are you going to be in the musical too, Hailey? 64 00:02:38,200 --> 00:02:40,452 Uh, I don't know. 65 00:02:40,452 --> 00:02:42,413 You wouldn't be performing alone. 66 00:02:42,413 --> 00:02:43,831 I'd be there to back you up. 67 00:02:43,831 --> 00:02:46,083 Come on, it might be fun. 68 00:02:46,083 --> 00:02:47,584 I'll do it. 69 00:02:47,584 --> 00:02:49,670 I just need to find the perfect role. 70 00:02:50,712 --> 00:02:52,047 Perfect. 71 00:02:52,047 --> 00:02:54,299 ♪ He's fedorable ♪ 72 00:02:54,299 --> 00:02:57,010 ♪ Yeah, yeah, unignorable ♪ 73 00:02:57,010 --> 00:02:58,762 ♪ Yeah, yeah ♪ 74 00:02:58,762 --> 00:03:01,348 ♪ With the softest brim A dented crown ♪ 75 00:03:01,348 --> 00:03:04,059 ♪ He's the slickest lid In town ♪ 76 00:03:04,059 --> 00:03:06,311 ♪ He's fedorable ♪ 77 00:03:07,729 --> 00:03:09,022 You guys! 78 00:03:09,022 --> 00:03:11,066 That was incredible! 79 00:03:11,066 --> 00:03:12,484 Snaps all around. 80 00:03:12,484 --> 00:03:14,445 But a little constructive criticism. 81 00:03:14,445 --> 00:03:16,530 Some of you are still dancing like you have two left feet. 82 00:03:16,530 --> 00:03:18,449 But I do have two left feet. 83 00:03:19,825 --> 00:03:21,201 I apologize, Tina. 84 00:03:21,201 --> 00:03:22,911 That cliché is outdated and offensive, 85 00:03:22,911 --> 00:03:24,663 and you were honestly the only one even doing it right. 86 00:03:24,663 --> 00:03:27,207 Everyone else, be more like Tina. 87 00:03:27,207 --> 00:03:28,876 Now, let's take a break, 88 00:03:28,876 --> 00:03:31,378 then Scott and I will rehearse our big love duet. 89 00:03:31,378 --> 00:03:33,422 You heard the boss. 90 00:03:33,422 --> 00:03:35,424 Take five. A true five. 91 00:03:35,424 --> 00:03:36,800 Now, everyone clear the stage. 92 00:03:36,800 --> 00:03:38,385 Important set piece coming through, 93 00:03:38,385 --> 00:03:39,887 and it ain't stopping for no one. 94 00:03:39,887 --> 00:03:41,972 Clear. Clear. 95 00:03:41,972 --> 00:03:43,432 Clear. 96 00:03:44,349 --> 00:03:46,101 - What's up, Hailey? - Becker? 97 00:03:46,101 --> 00:03:47,811 I didn't take you as a theater fan. 98 00:03:47,811 --> 00:03:49,605 I'm not. 99 00:03:49,605 --> 00:03:51,857 But I am a fan of smashing the sets with a sledgehammer 100 00:03:51,857 --> 00:03:53,275 once the show is done. 101 00:03:53,275 --> 00:03:55,194 A perk of being a techie. 102 00:03:55,194 --> 00:03:56,445 Becker! 103 00:03:56,445 --> 00:03:58,197 Or should I call you "sister" 104 00:03:58,197 --> 00:04:00,240 now that Scott and I are full-on dating? 105 00:04:00,240 --> 00:04:01,867 Not if you like your eyebrows. 106 00:04:01,867 --> 00:04:03,911 There's one teeny, tiny thing I need. 107 00:04:03,911 --> 00:04:06,330 The spotlight at the end of the fedorable number 108 00:04:06,330 --> 00:04:08,957 just isn't quite bright enough. 109 00:04:08,957 --> 00:04:11,376 It's already at the highest setting, boss. 110 00:04:11,376 --> 00:04:15,088 Well, it's very important it's even brighter. 111 00:04:15,088 --> 00:04:17,049 We need to get this scene the perfect... 112 00:04:17,049 --> 00:04:18,675 "hatmosphere." 113 00:04:18,675 --> 00:04:21,470 Well, we're already working with 3,000 lumens 114 00:04:21,470 --> 00:04:23,514 and a 2A converter box, 115 00:04:23,514 --> 00:04:27,267 but I guess I could bypass the restrainer block. 116 00:04:27,267 --> 00:04:28,477 I don't understand a word of that, 117 00:04:28,477 --> 00:04:30,145 but it sure sounds exciting. 118 00:04:33,106 --> 00:04:34,566 Isn't this fun? 119 00:04:34,566 --> 00:04:36,652 Then we do the whole spinny thing. 120 00:04:36,652 --> 00:04:38,904 And then we tappity tap. And then... 121 00:04:41,949 --> 00:04:44,701 I just want the show to be really good for my mom. 122 00:04:44,701 --> 00:04:46,995 No worries. The show was great. 123 00:04:46,995 --> 00:04:48,705 Whoo-hoo! 124 00:04:48,705 --> 00:04:50,290 Actually, the show was not great. 125 00:04:50,290 --> 00:04:51,667 The story doesn't make sense, 126 00:04:51,667 --> 00:04:52,876 the costumes are ridiculous, 127 00:04:52,876 --> 00:04:54,336 and it's way too long. 128 00:04:54,336 --> 00:04:56,004 But there are some catchy songs. 129 00:04:56,004 --> 00:04:57,881 ♪ He's fedorable ♪ 130 00:04:57,881 --> 00:04:59,132 ♪ Yeah, yeah ♪ 131 00:04:59,132 --> 00:05:00,801 ♪ Unignorable ♪ 132 00:05:00,801 --> 00:05:03,470 ♪ The softest brim A dented crown ♪ 133 00:05:03,470 --> 00:05:05,681 ♪ He's the slickest lid In town ♪ 134 00:05:05,681 --> 00:05:07,724 OMG! 135 00:05:07,724 --> 00:05:08,934 Sharp! 136 00:05:08,934 --> 00:05:12,813 Hailey, your voice is glam-tastic! 137 00:05:12,813 --> 00:05:15,607 I need to write you a coatrack solo called, "I'm Hooked." 138 00:05:15,607 --> 00:05:18,485 Oh, no, I'm happy as a silent coatrack. 139 00:05:18,485 --> 00:05:20,946 Aw. Sad face emoji. 140 00:05:20,946 --> 00:05:23,365 Well, you can still change your mind. 141 00:05:23,365 --> 00:05:25,492 We still have a few weeks till opening night. 142 00:05:25,492 --> 00:05:27,578 It's opening night! 143 00:05:27,578 --> 00:05:29,580 Boris, act louder. 144 00:05:29,580 --> 00:05:32,708 Tina, the box step starts on your right-most left foot. 145 00:05:32,708 --> 00:05:34,751 I don't know which is which anymore! 146 00:05:34,751 --> 00:05:36,503 Becker, did you brighten the spotlight 147 00:05:36,503 --> 00:05:38,046 for the end of the fedorable number? 148 00:05:38,046 --> 00:05:40,924 Don't worry, boss. I read you loud and clear. 149 00:05:42,175 --> 00:05:43,468 Looks like the audience 150 00:05:43,468 --> 00:05:44,886 is brimming with excitement. 151 00:05:44,886 --> 00:05:46,096 Am I right? 152 00:05:46,096 --> 00:05:48,140 Killer hat pun, Hails. 153 00:05:48,140 --> 00:05:49,725 But something's happening. 154 00:05:49,725 --> 00:05:51,643 Um, I have this weird rumbling in my stomach, 155 00:05:51,643 --> 00:05:54,104 like little butterflies are being eaten 156 00:05:54,104 --> 00:05:56,356 by fire-breathing dragons! 157 00:05:56,356 --> 00:05:58,025 Sounds like nerves. 158 00:05:58,025 --> 00:05:59,818 I guess there's a first time for everything. 159 00:05:59,818 --> 00:06:02,446 Wait, you've never been nervous before? 160 00:06:02,446 --> 00:06:04,364 I feel that way, like, all the time. 161 00:06:04,364 --> 00:06:05,574 - Really? - If I had to sing 162 00:06:05,574 --> 00:06:07,409 in front of that audience tonight, 163 00:06:07,409 --> 00:06:09,202 I'd be so nervous I'd probably completely freeze 164 00:06:09,202 --> 00:06:10,912 and forget all the words, 165 00:06:10,912 --> 00:06:13,081 and then tumble off the stage and break both my legs. 166 00:06:14,541 --> 00:06:17,210 Uh, well, uh, break a leg. 167 00:06:17,210 --> 00:06:18,503 I mean, you know, not literally. 168 00:06:18,503 --> 00:06:20,047 Just... you know. 169 00:06:20,047 --> 00:06:21,882 Have fun out there! 170 00:06:24,343 --> 00:06:25,636 ♪ Welcome to Hattingtons ♪ 171 00:06:25,636 --> 00:06:27,929 ♪ Selling you a hat again ♪ 172 00:06:27,929 --> 00:06:29,264 ♪ No shenanigans ♪ 173 00:06:29,264 --> 00:06:30,891 ♪ Any hat on a platter, man ♪ 174 00:06:30,891 --> 00:06:32,684 - ♪ Hats ♪ - ♪ Every shape and size ♪ 175 00:06:32,684 --> 00:06:34,269 - ♪ Hats ♪ - ♪ Adult or child ♪ 176 00:06:34,269 --> 00:06:36,146 ♪ Come in and grab a brim ♪ 177 00:06:36,146 --> 00:06:37,689 ♪ Welcome to Hattingtons ♪ 178 00:06:41,193 --> 00:06:42,527 Yes! 179 00:06:43,904 --> 00:06:47,115 ♪ Hat on a hat on a hat On a hat ♪ 180 00:06:47,115 --> 00:06:50,661 ♪ What could be better Than that? 181 00:06:50,661 --> 00:06:53,747 ♪ Sombrero, sombrero ♪ 182 00:06:53,747 --> 00:06:56,667 ♪ Wish I were a sombrero ♪ 183 00:06:56,667 --> 00:07:01,588 ♪ Instead of a lame beret ♪ 184 00:07:01,588 --> 00:07:04,466 ♪ Three million Four hundred ways ♪ 185 00:07:04,466 --> 00:07:07,344 ♪ To hide your head ♪ 186 00:07:07,344 --> 00:07:09,721 ♪ Why bother Washing your hair? ♪ 187 00:07:09,721 --> 00:07:12,599 ♪ Just cover it instead ♪ 188 00:07:13,558 --> 00:07:15,477 ♪ Am I a hat? ♪ 189 00:07:16,436 --> 00:07:17,813 ♪ In my dreams ♪ 190 00:07:17,813 --> 00:07:19,898 ♪ I covered the whole head ♪ 191 00:07:19,898 --> 00:07:22,567 ♪ Instead of being just a brim ♪ 192 00:07:23,485 --> 00:07:24,987 ♪ He's fedorable ♪ 193 00:07:24,987 --> 00:07:28,490 ♪ Yeah, yeah, unignorable ♪ 194 00:07:28,490 --> 00:07:30,325 ♪ Yeah, yeah ♪ 195 00:07:30,325 --> 00:07:32,995 ♪ With the softest brim And a dented crown ♪ 196 00:07:32,995 --> 00:07:35,414 ♪ He's the slickest lid In town ♪ 197 00:07:35,414 --> 00:07:37,290 ♪ He's fedorable ♪ 198 00:07:41,128 --> 00:07:43,380 - Ah! - Owie! 199 00:07:43,380 --> 00:07:45,257 Jonathan! Thad! Vam! 200 00:07:45,257 --> 00:07:47,634 Ow! Ow! Ow! Ow! Ow! 201 00:07:49,219 --> 00:07:50,971 You're welcome. 202 00:07:50,971 --> 00:07:53,890 Ow! Oh, my ankle. 203 00:07:53,890 --> 00:07:55,976 And before our big love duet. 204 00:07:55,976 --> 00:07:59,187 It's impossible to sing with a sprained ankle. 205 00:07:59,187 --> 00:08:02,065 But it's the best song. I wanted my mom to see it, and... 206 00:08:02,065 --> 00:08:03,692 Hailey, you could do it. 207 00:08:03,692 --> 00:08:05,861 You have an incredible voice. 208 00:08:05,861 --> 00:08:07,070 Me? 209 00:08:07,070 --> 00:08:08,405 Oh, but the nerves. 210 00:08:08,405 --> 00:08:10,490 The butterflies. The dragons. 211 00:08:10,490 --> 00:08:12,534 I know, but once you start singing, 212 00:08:12,534 --> 00:08:14,161 that'll totally go away. 213 00:08:14,161 --> 00:08:16,163 Please? 214 00:08:16,163 --> 00:08:17,664 I want to, but... 215 00:08:17,664 --> 00:08:19,041 I'm sorry... 216 00:08:20,250 --> 00:08:21,793 I just can't. 217 00:08:21,793 --> 00:08:24,546 It's okay. I can do it by myself. 218 00:08:24,546 --> 00:08:25,839 Kristine, 219 00:08:25,839 --> 00:08:28,008 sun hat costume, please. 220 00:08:28,008 --> 00:08:31,011 But, Scott, you can't sing a duet by yourself. 221 00:08:31,011 --> 00:08:34,681 Yeah, well, they said man would never walk on the sun either. 222 00:08:34,681 --> 00:08:38,518 But those brave astronauts proved them wrong. 223 00:08:38,518 --> 00:08:40,729 Break a leg, boyfriend! 224 00:08:40,729 --> 00:08:43,023 ♪ Pillbox, Stetson ♪ 225 00:08:43,023 --> 00:08:44,691 - ♪ Balaclava ♪ - ♪ Shower cap ♪ 226 00:08:44,691 --> 00:08:46,234 ♪ Sent hat ♪ 227 00:08:49,071 --> 00:08:51,740 ♪ We're like pancakes And ice cream ♪ 228 00:08:52,908 --> 00:08:55,911 ♪ Public pools and chlorine ♪ 229 00:08:57,370 --> 00:08:59,748 ♪ Like spaghetti and... ♪ 230 00:08:59,748 --> 00:09:02,042 Uh... 231 00:09:02,042 --> 00:09:03,877 ♪ Like spaghetti and... ♪ 232 00:09:03,877 --> 00:09:05,253 Um... 233 00:09:05,253 --> 00:09:07,380 Mango? 234 00:09:07,380 --> 00:09:09,299 Going out on that stage 235 00:09:09,299 --> 00:09:11,259 in front of all those people was the last place on Earth 236 00:09:11,259 --> 00:09:13,011 I would ever want to be. 237 00:09:13,011 --> 00:09:15,222 But for some reason, at that moment, 238 00:09:15,222 --> 00:09:16,848 it didn't matter. 239 00:09:16,848 --> 00:09:18,934 Because Scott needed my help. 240 00:09:20,268 --> 00:09:21,853 ♪ Like spaghetti and... ♪ 241 00:09:21,853 --> 00:09:24,481 ♪ Like spaghetti and... ♪ 242 00:09:24,481 --> 00:09:26,733 ♪ Like spaghetti And meatballs ♪ 243 00:09:26,733 --> 00:09:28,985 ♪ Are meant for each other ♪ 244 00:09:28,985 --> 00:09:30,779 ♪ We're two puzzle pieces ♪ 245 00:09:30,779 --> 00:09:33,281 ♪ Like hot dogs and mustard ♪ 246 00:09:33,281 --> 00:09:34,533 ♪ You ♪ 247 00:09:34,533 --> 00:09:36,409 ♪ You fit me perfectly ♪ 248 00:09:36,409 --> 00:09:38,870 ♪ Can't help but serenade you ♪ 249 00:09:38,870 --> 00:09:41,331 ♪ 'Cause our love Is tailor-made, yeah ♪ 250 00:09:41,331 --> 00:09:45,752 ♪ You, you fit me perfectly ♪ 251 00:09:45,752 --> 00:09:47,879 ♪ If I'm a lock Then you're the key ♪ 252 00:09:47,879 --> 00:09:49,589 ♪ You fit me perfectly ♪ 253 00:09:49,589 --> 00:09:51,800 ♪ Yeah ♪ 254 00:09:51,800 --> 00:09:56,680 ♪ You fit me perfectly, yeah ♪ 255 00:09:57,180 --> 00:09:59,850 ♪ Like pancakes And ice cream ♪ 256 00:09:59,850 --> 00:10:01,935 ♪ Waffles and ice cream ♪ 257 00:10:01,935 --> 00:10:04,646 ♪ Anything and ice cream ♪ 258 00:10:05,981 --> 00:10:10,944 ♪ You fit me perfectly ♪ 259 00:10:14,155 --> 00:10:15,365 Oops. 260 00:10:20,704 --> 00:10:23,623 I owe it all to the hats. 261 00:10:25,000 --> 00:10:27,085 Thanks for saving me out there, Hails. 262 00:10:27,085 --> 00:10:30,422 And, hey, you actually sang on stage in front of people. 263 00:10:30,422 --> 00:10:33,300 Wait, I totally did. 264 00:10:33,300 --> 00:10:35,635 And it was kind of awesome. 265 00:10:35,635 --> 00:10:37,137 I think I want to do it again. 266 00:10:40,599 --> 00:10:42,851 Becker, stop! 267 00:10:42,851 --> 00:10:45,854 We still have five more performances! 268 00:10:45,854 --> 00:10:49,733 Why? The show's already a smash hit. Hyah! 269 00:10:49,733 --> 00:10:51,151 Becker! 270 00:10:54,738 --> 00:10:56,531 ♪ He's fedorable ♪ 271 00:10:56,531 --> 00:10:59,284 ♪ Yeah, yeah, unignorable ♪ 272 00:10:59,284 --> 00:11:00,994 ♪ Yeah, yeah ♪ 273 00:11:00,994 --> 00:11:03,663 ♪ With the softest brim A dented crown ♪ 274 00:11:03,663 --> 00:11:06,666 ♪ He's the slickest lid In town ♪ 275 00:11:12,964 --> 00:11:15,675 ♪ With the softest brim A dented crown ♪ 276 00:11:15,675 --> 00:11:18,595 ♪ He's the slickest lid In town ♪ 277 00:11:18,595 --> 00:11:20,972 ♪ He's fedorable ♪