1 00:00:00,542 --> 00:00:02,586 NARRATOR: Chaos Bots have been sent from the future 2 00:00:02,586 --> 00:00:04,963 to stop the one person who can save the world. 3 00:00:04,963 --> 00:00:06,298 Me? 4 00:00:06,298 --> 00:00:07,633 SINGERS: ♪ Hey, hey ♪ 5 00:00:07,633 --> 00:00:09,301 ♪ Hailey's on it ♪ 6 00:00:09,301 --> 00:00:11,470 HAILEY: ♪ Teach a cat To play the piano ♪ 7 00:00:11,470 --> 00:00:14,139 ♪ Roller-skate All the way to Orlando ♪ 8 00:00:14,139 --> 00:00:16,350 ♪ Use my earwax To make a candle ♪ 9 00:00:16,350 --> 00:00:17,809 SINGERS: ♪ Hey, hey, hey ♪ 10 00:00:17,809 --> 00:00:19,186 ♪ Hailey's on it ♪ 11 00:00:19,186 --> 00:00:20,312 HAILEY: ♪ Win first place ♪ 12 00:00:20,312 --> 00:00:22,147 ♪ For world's cutest pet rock ♪ 13 00:00:22,147 --> 00:00:23,607 ♪ Do a corn maze Hope I don't get lost ♪ 14 00:00:23,607 --> 00:00:25,275 ♪ Eat an onion ♪ 15 00:00:25,275 --> 00:00:27,486 - Kiss my friend Scott? - Huh? 16 00:00:27,486 --> 00:00:29,446 - (Scott screams) - (garbage can clatters) 17 00:00:29,446 --> 00:00:30,822 SINGERS: ♪ Hey, hey, hey ♪ 18 00:00:30,822 --> 00:00:32,449 ♪ Hailey's on it ♪ 19 00:00:34,534 --> 00:00:36,411 (Hailey snoring) 20 00:00:38,580 --> 00:00:40,832 HAILEY: Here I am, getting my beauty sleep. 21 00:00:40,832 --> 00:00:41,875 (snores) 22 00:00:41,875 --> 00:00:43,085 Right. 23 00:00:43,085 --> 00:00:44,711 Here I am, moments before 24 00:00:44,711 --> 00:00:48,090 the most exciting day of the entire year. 25 00:00:48,090 --> 00:00:50,092 Scott... Hm. 26 00:00:50,092 --> 00:00:52,636 Your pants are on backwards. 27 00:00:52,636 --> 00:00:53,845 What? Kiss me. 28 00:00:53,845 --> 00:00:55,681 Nope! Uh-uh! Hailey, wake up! 29 00:00:56,515 --> 00:00:57,557 (hacks) 30 00:00:59,142 --> 00:01:01,395 (sighs) Today's the day. 31 00:01:03,230 --> 00:01:04,564 Today's the day! 32 00:01:06,566 --> 00:01:10,153 BOTH: It's the 45th Annual North Oceanside Fish Taco Festival, 33 00:01:10,153 --> 00:01:12,406 sponsored by the Bank of Temecula! 34 00:01:12,406 --> 00:01:15,325 Aw, man. My pants are on backwards. 35 00:01:16,076 --> 00:01:18,495 Morning, weaklings. 36 00:01:18,495 --> 00:01:21,582 Beta, were you working out? 37 00:01:21,582 --> 00:01:25,210 Yup. Got to be as strong in body as I am in mind. 38 00:01:25,210 --> 00:01:27,754 So I've been getting yoked! 39 00:01:28,922 --> 00:01:30,590 I can see. Wow. 40 00:01:30,590 --> 00:01:31,925 So yoked. 41 00:01:31,925 --> 00:01:34,219 But he's a stuffed bear. He can't-- 42 00:01:34,219 --> 00:01:36,346 Looking strapped and jacked, my man. 43 00:01:36,346 --> 00:01:38,181 Yoked up, dawg. Ripped to shreds. 44 00:01:38,181 --> 00:01:39,474 Okay, don't overdo it. 45 00:01:39,474 --> 00:01:41,351 I heard excitement. What's going on? 46 00:01:41,351 --> 00:01:43,770 (gasps) Is Scott moving away? 47 00:01:43,770 --> 00:01:45,814 (party favors blowing) 48 00:01:45,814 --> 00:01:47,149 Cool streamers. 49 00:01:47,149 --> 00:01:48,275 But I'm not moving. 50 00:01:48,275 --> 00:01:50,819 Although now I kinda wish I was. 51 00:01:50,819 --> 00:01:52,612 (sighs) A bear can dream. 52 00:01:53,864 --> 00:01:57,242 The reason we're excited, Beta, is because according to our calculations, 53 00:01:57,242 --> 00:02:00,329 the next most optimal list item is number 178, 54 00:02:00,329 --> 00:02:02,956 "Win first prize at the Oceanside Fish Taco Festival." 55 00:02:02,956 --> 00:02:04,624 Hey, that's my line. 56 00:02:05,584 --> 00:02:07,919 But you are right, and I do love your enthusiasm, 57 00:02:07,919 --> 00:02:10,714 - so let's get-- - Started! 58 00:02:10,714 --> 00:02:13,550 (upbeat music) 59 00:02:16,053 --> 00:02:18,930 What is going on here? 60 00:02:18,930 --> 00:02:22,309 We give you the perfect taco. 61 00:02:22,309 --> 00:02:24,644 We solved the equation that the world's brightest minds 62 00:02:24,644 --> 00:02:26,897 have been working on for thousands of years, 63 00:02:26,897 --> 00:02:29,274 the perfect ratio of taco to fish. 64 00:02:29,274 --> 00:02:31,902 Hailey used science, and I used my butts. 65 00:02:31,902 --> 00:02:33,362 My taste butts. 66 00:02:33,362 --> 00:02:35,489 It's taste buds, you Neanderthal. 67 00:02:35,489 --> 00:02:38,283 We have science, my dad's sour poi, 68 00:02:38,283 --> 00:02:40,744 and Scott's mom's famous kimchi on our side. 69 00:02:40,744 --> 00:02:42,120 It's time to get cooking. 70 00:02:42,120 --> 00:02:43,622 (upbeat music continues) 71 00:03:00,389 --> 00:03:04,309 Our most secret ingredient, sweet onion Dingles. 72 00:03:06,645 --> 00:03:10,023 BOTH: Aah! 73 00:03:10,023 --> 00:03:11,441 It's the perfect taco. 74 00:03:11,441 --> 00:03:14,736 - Almost too good to eat. - Almost. 75 00:03:15,696 --> 00:03:17,531 BOTH: Mm, mm, mm! 76 00:03:17,531 --> 00:03:20,534 This is the best fish taco with no fish I've ever had. 77 00:03:20,534 --> 00:03:22,202 Oh, right. 78 00:03:22,202 --> 00:03:23,870 We need to figure out what fish to use. 79 00:03:23,870 --> 00:03:25,288 Beta, what have we got? 80 00:03:25,288 --> 00:03:29,626 All you have is Mama Ishie's Fishy Stickies. 81 00:03:29,626 --> 00:03:32,170 Fish sticks? This isn't the rinky-dink 82 00:03:32,170 --> 00:03:34,506 San Clemente Fish Taco Festival, Beta. 83 00:03:34,506 --> 00:03:37,050 People drive tens of miles to enter this competition. 84 00:03:37,050 --> 00:03:40,846 Hey. What are you kids doing up so early on a Saturday? 85 00:03:40,846 --> 00:03:43,723 Aww, who crumbled my Dingles? 86 00:03:43,723 --> 00:03:45,225 It was for science. 87 00:03:45,225 --> 00:03:47,352 Dad, do you know what the tastiest fish is? 88 00:03:47,352 --> 00:03:49,688 Do I? Does a turtle poop in its shell? 89 00:03:49,688 --> 00:03:51,189 BOTH: Uh... 90 00:03:51,189 --> 00:03:53,108 No, it doesn't. But yes, of course I know. 91 00:03:53,108 --> 00:03:56,069 The secret is, the meaner the fish, 92 00:03:56,069 --> 00:03:58,238 the tastier the fish. 93 00:03:58,238 --> 00:04:00,657 Really? Then, what's the meanest fish? 94 00:04:02,409 --> 00:04:04,578 Whoa. How'd he get over there so fast? 95 00:04:04,578 --> 00:04:08,707 Let me tell you the tale of the meanest, the biggest, 96 00:04:08,707 --> 00:04:12,836 and therefore the tastiest fish in all of Oceanside Bay, 97 00:04:12,836 --> 00:04:14,296 One-Eyed Jack. 98 00:04:14,296 --> 00:04:16,423 Uh, Dad, can you just tell us? 99 00:04:17,299 --> 00:04:18,550 Guess not. 100 00:04:18,550 --> 00:04:20,385 KAI: I was on my paddleboard. 101 00:04:20,385 --> 00:04:22,888 One with the sea, poised and strong. 102 00:04:22,888 --> 00:04:23,847 (screams) 103 00:04:25,640 --> 00:04:27,309 Once I was out past the breaks, 104 00:04:27,309 --> 00:04:29,227 I stopped for some sweet onion Dingles, 105 00:04:29,227 --> 00:04:30,896 and as I filled my belly, 106 00:04:30,896 --> 00:04:33,023 an angry force knocked me off my board. 107 00:04:34,774 --> 00:04:36,568 I tried to swim to the surface, 108 00:04:36,568 --> 00:04:38,737 but the riptide was pulling me deeper. 109 00:04:38,737 --> 00:04:43,116 That's when I saw the one-eyed monster coming straight for me, 110 00:04:43,116 --> 00:04:45,410 his mouth wide open! 111 00:04:46,703 --> 00:04:48,038 (gasps) 112 00:04:48,038 --> 00:04:50,999 Next thing I knew, I woke up on the beach 113 00:04:50,999 --> 00:04:53,460 next to my broken board. 114 00:04:56,087 --> 00:04:57,964 It's a miracle I'm still alive. 115 00:04:57,964 --> 00:04:59,341 I looked in that Ono's eye. 116 00:04:59,341 --> 00:05:01,343 I saw his soul. 117 00:05:01,343 --> 00:05:04,930 And it was mean. 118 00:05:04,930 --> 00:05:07,933 Whoa. He sounds delicious. 119 00:05:07,933 --> 00:05:09,100 (plays) 120 00:05:09,100 --> 00:05:11,186 If you want to win the festival, 121 00:05:11,186 --> 00:05:13,188 we need that one-eyed Ono. 122 00:05:13,188 --> 00:05:15,273 Just get me in the ocean. I'll catch him. 123 00:05:15,273 --> 00:05:17,609 Dad, any idea where we can get a boat? 124 00:05:17,609 --> 00:05:20,320 Does a crab poop in its shell? 125 00:05:20,320 --> 00:05:23,240 No. But I do know of a boat. 126 00:05:23,240 --> 00:05:27,160 Let me tell you the tale of your Uncle Chunk. 127 00:05:27,160 --> 00:05:28,161 No, thanks. We know where he lives. 128 00:05:28,161 --> 00:05:29,538 Bye! 129 00:05:33,124 --> 00:05:34,584 CHUNK: Okay, sea voyagers, 130 00:05:34,584 --> 00:05:37,754 this is the spot your dad said he saw the fish. 131 00:05:37,754 --> 00:05:39,130 (stomach rumbles) 132 00:05:39,130 --> 00:05:41,341 - You okay, Uncle Chunk? - Not at all. 133 00:05:41,341 --> 00:05:43,301 I bought this houseboat as an investment. 134 00:05:43,301 --> 00:05:44,427 You know what that is? 135 00:05:44,427 --> 00:05:45,720 - No. - We're 14. 136 00:05:45,720 --> 00:05:48,098 It seemed like a good idea at the time. 137 00:05:48,098 --> 00:05:50,934 I thought it would even help me get over my hatred of the water. 138 00:05:50,934 --> 00:05:53,478 It... (retches) 139 00:05:53,478 --> 00:05:54,521 ...has not. 140 00:05:54,521 --> 00:05:56,064 I think it's cool. 141 00:05:56,064 --> 00:05:57,440 Do you guys want to buy my boat? 142 00:05:57,440 --> 00:05:58,525 - No. - We're 14. 143 00:05:58,525 --> 00:06:00,527 Ugh! Fine! Well, listen up. 144 00:06:00,527 --> 00:06:01,736 I only have one rule, 145 00:06:01,736 --> 00:06:03,405 and it's to follow these three rules. 146 00:06:03,405 --> 00:06:04,614 Don't rock the boat, 147 00:06:04,614 --> 00:06:07,325 don't get my boat wet, and no crying. 148 00:06:07,325 --> 00:06:09,286 That last rule is mostly for me. 149 00:06:09,286 --> 00:06:11,663 I hate this boat! 150 00:06:12,706 --> 00:06:15,041 Let's get this One-Eyed Jack. 151 00:06:15,041 --> 00:06:17,002 (rock music) 152 00:06:25,135 --> 00:06:27,095 (distant hawk screams) 153 00:06:27,095 --> 00:06:29,097 BETA: What? Why are you sitting? 154 00:06:29,097 --> 00:06:31,016 - Get that fish! - We are. 155 00:06:31,016 --> 00:06:35,145 - This is fishing. - Well, fish harder! 156 00:06:35,145 --> 00:06:37,397 Come here, fishy fishy fish! 157 00:06:37,397 --> 00:06:39,399 Beta, stop. You're gonna scare the Ono away. 158 00:06:39,399 --> 00:06:41,276 Yeah, the quieter, the better, Beta. 159 00:06:41,276 --> 00:06:43,069 Back at you. Ha! 160 00:06:43,069 --> 00:06:45,155 That's right, I'm yoked! 161 00:06:45,155 --> 00:06:48,408 (Beta grunting) 162 00:06:48,408 --> 00:06:50,910 Beta! Beta! Beta! 163 00:06:50,910 --> 00:06:52,912 - (breathing heavily) - Dingle me. 164 00:06:57,459 --> 00:07:00,295 The one-eyed Ono. He must want the Dingles. 165 00:07:00,295 --> 00:07:01,838 Scott, put some on the line. 166 00:07:06,217 --> 00:07:08,678 (both scream) 167 00:07:09,429 --> 00:07:11,222 (Hailey yelling) 168 00:07:11,222 --> 00:07:14,017 - (grunting) - Whoo-whee! 169 00:07:14,017 --> 00:07:15,435 We got you, Ono! 170 00:07:15,435 --> 00:07:17,729 Uncle Chunk is not gonna like this. 171 00:07:17,729 --> 00:07:20,357 CHUNK: I do not like this. (retches) 172 00:07:20,357 --> 00:07:23,568 (grunts) I can't hold it. I need to let go. 173 00:07:23,568 --> 00:07:26,655 No! Reel that fat daddy into papa! 174 00:07:28,114 --> 00:07:29,658 He's too strong! 175 00:07:29,658 --> 00:07:31,117 Ugh! I'm cutting bait! 176 00:07:34,788 --> 00:07:37,791 Out of my way. Yoked bear coming through! 177 00:07:39,250 --> 00:07:40,502 Hyah! 178 00:07:40,502 --> 00:07:43,505 - Whoa! - Beta! No! 179 00:07:43,505 --> 00:07:46,424 (somber music) 180 00:07:56,810 --> 00:07:57,811 (chomps) 181 00:07:57,811 --> 00:07:59,479 I should have stopped him. 182 00:07:59,479 --> 00:08:02,774 Ugh. I should have challenged him to a flex-off. 183 00:08:02,774 --> 00:08:04,859 Which would've distracted him from harpooning. 184 00:08:04,859 --> 00:08:08,154 (sobs) He hated you so much. 185 00:08:08,154 --> 00:08:10,031 (sniffles) 186 00:08:10,031 --> 00:08:11,491 Oh, I miss him! 187 00:08:11,491 --> 00:08:14,452 - Fin! - That's beautiful, Scott. Fin. 188 00:08:14,452 --> 00:08:16,329 (sobbing) 189 00:08:16,329 --> 00:08:18,665 Finito, my digital friend. 190 00:08:18,665 --> 00:08:20,959 No, Hailey, fin! Like, the Blue Ono's fin! 191 00:08:20,959 --> 00:08:22,001 (gasps) 192 00:08:25,672 --> 00:08:28,007 Oh, no, the Ono, it's coming to finish us off. 193 00:08:28,007 --> 00:08:29,175 Brace for impact! 194 00:08:32,637 --> 00:08:34,723 (both screaming) 195 00:08:35,974 --> 00:08:37,392 (hacks) 196 00:08:37,392 --> 00:08:38,727 HAILEY: Beta? 197 00:08:38,727 --> 00:08:41,312 The Ono didn't eat him. He saved him. 198 00:08:41,312 --> 00:08:44,899 He's not a tasty, mean fish. He's a yucky, nice fish. 199 00:08:44,899 --> 00:08:48,194 - (barking) - But also, he probably saved my dad 200 00:08:48,194 --> 00:08:49,529 that day on his paddleboard. 201 00:08:49,529 --> 00:08:51,281 He's a hero! How can we thank you? 202 00:08:51,281 --> 00:08:52,532 (barks) 203 00:08:53,700 --> 00:08:55,452 Wait! That's the last-- 204 00:08:55,452 --> 00:08:57,162 Never mind. It's cool, it's cool. 205 00:08:57,162 --> 00:08:58,538 (barking) 206 00:09:03,001 --> 00:09:04,502 Pull through, Beta. 207 00:09:04,502 --> 00:09:06,713 (buzzing) 208 00:09:06,713 --> 00:09:08,173 (gasps) Hailey? 209 00:09:08,173 --> 00:09:09,549 (panting) Hailey! 210 00:09:09,549 --> 00:09:11,217 You're alive! 211 00:09:11,217 --> 00:09:12,927 Scott? You're still here? 212 00:09:12,927 --> 00:09:15,305 I'm right here, and I'm never leaving you, buddy. 213 00:09:15,305 --> 00:09:17,515 Throw me back in the water! 214 00:09:17,515 --> 00:09:19,184 What is going on? 215 00:09:19,184 --> 00:09:21,060 You got my boat all wet! 216 00:09:21,060 --> 00:09:23,855 I'm never going to be able to sell a wet boat. 217 00:09:23,855 --> 00:09:25,982 BOTH: Sorry, Uncle Chunk. 218 00:09:25,982 --> 00:09:29,068 Well, I'm taking you back to shore, and you can't stop me. 219 00:09:29,068 --> 00:09:30,403 BOTH: Okay. 220 00:09:30,403 --> 00:09:31,988 My calculations are back online, 221 00:09:31,988 --> 00:09:34,324 and it looks like the fish taco festival is starting. 222 00:09:34,324 --> 00:09:37,076 But we still don't have any fish. What are we gonna do? 223 00:09:37,076 --> 00:09:38,745 (ticking, dings) 224 00:09:39,746 --> 00:09:41,247 Here goes nothing. 225 00:09:57,013 --> 00:09:58,056 (sniffs) 226 00:10:02,268 --> 00:10:03,728 Mm. Mm! 227 00:10:04,813 --> 00:10:07,732 Mm! This taco is so good! 228 00:10:07,732 --> 00:10:09,651 And your choice of fish didn't distract 229 00:10:09,651 --> 00:10:11,945 from the delicious kimchi and poi. 230 00:10:11,945 --> 00:10:14,739 And what is this savory crunch on top? 231 00:10:14,739 --> 00:10:16,950 Uh, family secret. 232 00:10:16,950 --> 00:10:19,327 Yup. Let's just say we got a little help 233 00:10:19,327 --> 00:10:21,579 from some sweet onion Dingles. 234 00:10:21,579 --> 00:10:22,956 (chuckles) 235 00:10:24,207 --> 00:10:26,417 I said the whole thing, didn't I? 236 00:10:26,417 --> 00:10:29,003 We have a winner! 237 00:10:29,003 --> 00:10:30,588 Whoo! (chuckles) 238 00:10:30,588 --> 00:10:33,091 But that was the first taco you tried. 239 00:10:33,091 --> 00:10:35,593 I drove over ten miles to get here. 240 00:10:35,593 --> 00:10:36,928 Well, their taco is delicious, 241 00:10:36,928 --> 00:10:38,805 and I have hot yoga in ten minutes, 242 00:10:38,805 --> 00:10:40,348 so tough bananas. 243 00:10:40,348 --> 00:10:42,392 (all grumbling) 244 00:10:42,392 --> 00:10:44,978 Yeah! First place, suckers! 245 00:10:44,978 --> 00:10:48,481 What has four thumbs and makes the best fish taco in Oceanside? 246 00:10:48,481 --> 00:10:50,024 - We's guys. - We's guys. 247 00:10:51,192 --> 00:10:53,778 - (watch chiming) - Hey, where's Beta? 248 00:10:54,863 --> 00:10:56,865 BETA: Oh, yeah! 249 00:10:56,865 --> 00:10:58,700 Giddyup, fat daddy! 250 00:10:58,700 --> 00:11:01,077 Yee-hoo! 251 00:11:01,077 --> 00:11:02,370 Yoked bear coming through!