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Chaos Bots
have been sent from the future
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to stop the one person
who can save the world.
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Me?
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♪ Hey, hey ♪
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♪ Hailey's on it ♪
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♪ Teach a cat
To play the piano ♪
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♪ Roller-skate
All the way to Orlando ♪
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♪ Use my earwax
To make a candle ♪
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♪ Hey, hey, hey ♪
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♪ Hailey's on it ♪
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♪ Win first place ♪
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♪ For world's cutest pet rock ♪
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♪ Do a corn maze
Hope I don't get lost ♪
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♪ Eat an onion ♪
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- Kiss my friend Scott?
- Huh?
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♪ Hey, hey, hey ♪
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♪ Hailey's on it ♪
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Here I am,
getting my beauty sleep.
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Right.
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Here I am, moments before
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the most exciting day
of the entire year.
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Scott... Hm.
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Your pants are on backwards.
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What?
Kiss me.
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Nope! Uh-uh! Hailey, wake up!
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Today's the day.
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Today's the day!
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It's the 45th Annual North
Oceanside Fish Taco Festival,
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sponsored by
the Bank of Temecula!
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Aw, man.
My pants are on backwards.
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Morning, weaklings.
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Beta, were you working out?
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Yup. Got to be as strong in body
as I am in mind.
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So I've been getting yoked!
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I can see. Wow.
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So yoked.
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But he's a stuffed bear.
He can't--
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Looking strapped and jacked,
my man.
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Yoked up, dawg.
Ripped to shreds.
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Okay, don't overdo it.
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I heard excitement.
What's going on?
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Is Scott moving away?
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Cool streamers.
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But I'm not moving.
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Although now I kinda wish I was.
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A bear can dream.
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The reason we're excited, Beta,
is because according
to our calculations,
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the next most optimal list item
is number 178,
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"Win first prize at the
Oceanside Fish Taco Festival."
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Hey, that's my line.
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But you are right,
and I do love your enthusiasm,
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- so let's get--
- Started!
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What is going on here?
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We give you the perfect taco.
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We solved the equation
that the world's brightest minds
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have been working on
for thousands of years,
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the perfect ratio
of taco to fish.
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Hailey used science,
and I used my butts.
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My taste butts.
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It's taste buds,
you Neanderthal.
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We have science,
my dad's sour poi,
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and Scott's mom's famous kimchi
on our side.
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It's time to get cooking.
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Our most secret ingredient,
sweet onion Dingles.
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Aah!
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It's the perfect taco.
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- Almost too good to eat.
- Almost.
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Mm, mm, mm!
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This is the best fish taco
with no fish I've ever had.
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Oh, right.
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We need to figure out
what fish to use.
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Beta, what have we got?
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All you have is
Mama Ishie's Fishy Stickies.
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Fish sticks?
This isn't the rinky-dink
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San Clemente
Fish Taco Festival, Beta.
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People drive tens of miles
to enter this competition.
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Hey. What are you kids doing up
so early on a Saturday?
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Aww, who crumbled my Dingles?
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It was for science.
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Dad, do you know
what the tastiest fish is?
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Do I? Does a turtle poop
in its shell?
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Uh...
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No, it doesn't.
But yes, of course I know.
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The secret is,
the meaner the fish,
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the tastier the fish.
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Really?
Then, what's the meanest fish?
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Whoa. How'd he get
over there so fast?
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Let me tell you the tale
of the meanest, the biggest,
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and therefore the tastiest fish
in all of Oceanside Bay,
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One-Eyed Jack.
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Uh, Dad, can you just tell us?
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Guess not.
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I was on my paddleboard.
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One with the sea,
poised and strong.
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Once I was out past the breaks,
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I stopped for
some sweet onion Dingles,
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and as I filled my belly,
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an angry force knocked me
off my board.
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I tried to swim to the surface,
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but the riptide
was pulling me deeper.
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That's when I saw the one-eyed
monster coming straight for me,
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his mouth wide open!
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Next thing I knew,
I woke up on the beach
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next to my broken board.
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It's a miracle I'm still alive.
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I looked in that Ono's eye.
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I saw his soul.
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And it was mean.
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Whoa. He sounds delicious.
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If you want to win the festival,
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we need that one-eyed Ono.
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Just get me in the ocean.
I'll catch him.
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Dad, any idea
where we can get a boat?
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Does a crab poop in its shell?
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No. But I do know of a boat.
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Let me tell you the tale
of your Uncle Chunk.
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No, thanks.
We know where he lives.
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Bye!
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Okay, sea voyagers,
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this is the spot your dad said
he saw the fish.
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- You okay, Uncle Chunk?
- Not at all.
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I bought this houseboat
as an investment.
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You know what that is?
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- No.
- We're 14.
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It seemed like a good idea
at the time.
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I thought it would even help me
get over my hatred of the water.
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It...
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...has not.
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I think it's cool.
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Do you guys want to buy my boat?
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- No.
- We're 14.
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Ugh! Fine! Well, listen up.
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I only have one rule,
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and it's to follow
these three rules.
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Don't rock the boat,
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don't get my boat wet,
and no crying.
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That last rule is mostly for me.
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I hate this boat!
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Let's get this One-Eyed Jack.
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What? Why are you sitting?
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- Get that fish!
- We are.
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- This is fishing.
- Well, fish harder!
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Come here, fishy fishy fish!
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Beta, stop. You're gonna scare
the Ono away.
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Yeah, the quieter,
the better, Beta.
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Back at you. Ha!
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That's right, I'm yoked!
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Beta! Beta! Beta!
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Dingle me.
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The one-eyed Ono.
He must want the Dingles.
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Scott, put some on the line.
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Whoo-whee!
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We got you, Ono!
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Uncle Chunk
is not gonna like this.
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I do not like this.
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I can't hold it.
I need to let go.
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No! Reel that fat daddy
into papa!
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He's too strong!
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Ugh! I'm cutting bait!
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Out of my way.
Yoked bear coming through!
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Hyah!
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- Whoa!
- Beta! No!
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I should have stopped him.
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Ugh. I should have
challenged him to a flex-off.
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Which would've distracted him
from harpooning.
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He hated you so much.
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Oh, I miss him!
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- Fin!
- That's beautiful, Scott. Fin.
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Finito, my digital friend.
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No, Hailey, fin!
Like, the Blue Ono's fin!
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Oh, no, the Ono,
it's coming to finish us off.
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Brace for impact!
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Beta?
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The Ono didn't eat him.
He saved him.
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He's not a tasty, mean fish.
He's a yucky, nice fish.
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But also,
he probably saved my dad
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that day on his paddleboard.
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He's a hero!
How can we thank you?
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Wait! That's the last--
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Never mind.
It's cool, it's cool.
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Pull through, Beta.
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Hailey?
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Hailey!
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You're alive!
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Scott? You're still here?
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I'm right here, and I'm never
leaving you, buddy.
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Throw me back in the water!
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What is going on?
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You got my boat all wet!
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I'm never going to be able
to sell a wet boat.
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Sorry, Uncle Chunk.
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Well, I'm taking you back
to shore, and you can't stop me.
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Okay.
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My calculations are back online,
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and it looks like the fish taco
festival is starting.
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But we still don't have
any fish. What are we gonna do?
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Here goes nothing.
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Mm. Mm!
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Mm! This taco is so good!
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And your choice of fish
didn't distract
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from the delicious
kimchi and poi.
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And what is this
savory crunch on top?
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Uh, family secret.
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Yup. Let's just say
we got a little help
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from some sweet onion Dingles.
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I said the whole thing,
didn't I?
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We have a winner!
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Whoo!
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But that was the first taco
you tried.
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I drove over ten miles
to get here.
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Well, their taco is delicious,
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and I have hot yoga
in ten minutes,
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so tough bananas.
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Yeah! First place, suckers!
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What has four thumbs and makes
the best fish taco in Oceanside?
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- We's guys.
- We's guys.
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Hey, where's Beta?
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Oh, yeah!
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Giddyup, fat daddy!
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Yee-hoo!
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Yoked bear coming through!