1 00:00:00,459 --> 00:00:02,586 NARRATOR: Chaos Bots have been sent from the future 2 00:00:02,586 --> 00:00:04,963 to stop the one person who can save the world. 3 00:00:04,963 --> 00:00:06,298 Me? 4 00:00:06,298 --> 00:00:07,633 SINGERS: ♪ Hey, hey ♪ 5 00:00:07,633 --> 00:00:09,384 ♪ Hailey's on it ♪ 6 00:00:09,384 --> 00:00:11,470 HAILEY: ♪ Teach a cat To play the piano ♪ 7 00:00:11,470 --> 00:00:14,139 ♪ Roller-skate All the way to Orlando ♪ 8 00:00:14,139 --> 00:00:16,642 ♪ Use my earwax To make a candle ♪ 9 00:00:16,642 --> 00:00:17,935 SINGERS: ♪ Hey, hey, hey ♪ 10 00:00:17,935 --> 00:00:20,062 ♪ Hailey's on it ♪ 11 00:00:20,062 --> 00:00:22,064 HAILEY: ♪ Win first place For world's cutest pet rock ♪ 12 00:00:22,064 --> 00:00:24,149 ♪ Do a corn maze Hope I don't get lost ♪ 13 00:00:24,149 --> 00:00:25,734 ♪ Eat an onion ♪ 14 00:00:25,734 --> 00:00:28,028 - Kiss my friend Scott? - Huh? 15 00:00:28,028 --> 00:00:29,446 - (Scott screams) - (garbage can clatters) 16 00:00:29,446 --> 00:00:31,073 SINGERS: ♪ Hey, hey, hey ♪ 17 00:00:31,073 --> 00:00:32,574 ♪ Hailey's on it ♪ 18 00:00:35,702 --> 00:00:38,288 NARRATOR: Legend shall speak of this day, 19 00:00:38,288 --> 00:00:41,458 when a hero will be not born, but made. 20 00:00:41,458 --> 00:00:42,668 Let's do this. 21 00:00:45,712 --> 00:00:46,964 (car alarm chirps) 22 00:00:46,964 --> 00:00:48,382 Welcome, all, to Oceanside's 23 00:00:48,382 --> 00:00:51,176 annual sandcastle-building contest. 24 00:00:51,176 --> 00:00:54,846 Brought to ye by the Oceanside Shakespeare Company. 25 00:00:54,846 --> 00:00:56,890 And also by Gravy Cakes. 26 00:00:56,890 --> 00:00:59,643 ♪ Sorry, but I'm the best Cakes in town ♪ 27 00:00:59,643 --> 00:01:02,020 ♪ Gravy Cakes ♪ 28 00:01:02,020 --> 00:01:04,564 DAD: Hey, hey, the Banks are here! 29 00:01:04,564 --> 00:01:07,234 Oh, Peter. Hair's looking good. 30 00:01:07,234 --> 00:01:08,610 News reporter good. 31 00:01:08,610 --> 00:01:10,195 Hi, Mrs. Dawson. 32 00:01:10,195 --> 00:01:11,947 You'd better get that award-winning lemonade 33 00:01:11,947 --> 00:01:13,991 away from me if you want to keep any. 34 00:01:13,991 --> 00:01:16,618 Good morrow, Gregory. 35 00:01:16,618 --> 00:01:18,370 HAILEY: My dad and I are kind of a big deal 36 00:01:18,370 --> 00:01:20,080 at the sandcastle-building contest. 37 00:01:20,080 --> 00:01:21,665 We've been doing it for years. 38 00:01:21,665 --> 00:01:23,417 It's kind of become our tradition. 39 00:01:23,417 --> 00:01:25,961 My dad has this cherished triple-packing technique 40 00:01:25,961 --> 00:01:30,090 which takes forever, so we never really make a big castle. Or win. 41 00:01:30,090 --> 00:01:31,550 Or place at all. 42 00:01:31,550 --> 00:01:33,594 But we do always have a good time, 43 00:01:33,594 --> 00:01:35,971 and get those sweet participation ribbons. 44 00:01:36,513 --> 00:01:38,765 - (Scott whimpering) - Hey, Scott. 45 00:01:38,765 --> 00:01:40,350 (Scott yelling) 46 00:01:40,350 --> 00:01:42,060 Thanks for watching Dwayne and Johnson 47 00:01:42,060 --> 00:01:44,104 - so my dad and I can do this. - Oh, it's easy. 48 00:01:44,104 --> 00:01:46,315 When they get bummed, I just give them cookies. 49 00:01:46,315 --> 00:01:48,066 - (babies cooing) - Ah! 50 00:01:48,066 --> 00:01:49,526 (lips smacking and chewing) 51 00:01:49,526 --> 00:01:51,570 Nice to finally have a relaxing day at the bea-- 52 00:01:51,570 --> 00:01:53,071 Holy kettle corn! 53 00:01:53,071 --> 00:01:54,948 Beta! Why are you here? 54 00:01:54,948 --> 00:01:59,286 You hate the sun. And people. And birds. And sand. 55 00:01:59,286 --> 00:02:01,330 All true, but I'm here because you need 56 00:02:01,330 --> 00:02:03,332 to win the contest this year. 57 00:02:03,332 --> 00:02:06,043 List item number 167. 58 00:02:06,043 --> 00:02:07,836 I didn't tell you earlier, 59 00:02:07,836 --> 00:02:10,005 because I know how you are, Hailey. You'd freak out. 60 00:02:10,005 --> 00:02:11,632 I do not freak out! 61 00:02:11,632 --> 00:02:13,216 I just express my concerns loudly and quickly, 62 00:02:13,216 --> 00:02:14,801 because they're buzzing around in my head 63 00:02:14,801 --> 00:02:16,678 like a punted beehive, and now this little contest 64 00:02:16,678 --> 00:02:18,263 suddenly took on world-altering stakes, and, yes, 65 00:02:18,263 --> 00:02:19,806 I'm totally freaking out right now! 66 00:02:19,806 --> 00:02:22,184 Hey, you got this, Hailey. 67 00:02:22,184 --> 00:02:23,894 (sighs) You know what? 68 00:02:23,894 --> 00:02:25,729 Dad and I can totally win. 69 00:02:25,729 --> 00:02:28,065 I mean, nobody here takes this contest seriously anyways. 70 00:02:28,065 --> 00:02:31,026 Hello, Hailey Banks. 71 00:02:31,026 --> 00:02:32,361 HAILEY: This is A.C., and yeah, 72 00:02:32,361 --> 00:02:34,237 that's how he always looks. 73 00:02:34,237 --> 00:02:36,323 Way back at Taylor Dyer's sixth birthday party, 74 00:02:36,323 --> 00:02:38,325 I apparently beat him at Duck, Duck, Goose, 75 00:02:38,325 --> 00:02:40,827 and he's claimed to be my bitter rival ever since. 76 00:02:40,827 --> 00:02:42,662 I tried ignoring him. 77 00:02:42,662 --> 00:02:44,998 I tried explaining that both people have to care 78 00:02:44,998 --> 00:02:46,875 for it to be an actual rivalry. 79 00:02:46,875 --> 00:02:48,794 But he's always just... there. 80 00:02:48,794 --> 00:02:51,380 Hope you brought aloe vera, Hailey Banks, 81 00:02:51,380 --> 00:02:55,133 because you're about to get burned. 82 00:02:55,133 --> 00:02:56,635 Why are you here, A.C.? 83 00:02:56,635 --> 00:02:57,844 A.C.: As you know, 84 00:02:57,844 --> 00:02:59,262 I have been keeping track 85 00:02:59,262 --> 00:03:00,472 of every competition we've ever had. 86 00:03:00,472 --> 00:03:01,932 Oh, jeez, not the paper. 87 00:03:01,932 --> 00:03:03,225 On this paper. 88 00:03:03,225 --> 00:03:07,062 And you are currently one up. 89 00:03:07,062 --> 00:03:09,439 Well, I am here to settle the score, 90 00:03:09,439 --> 00:03:11,400 and nothing will stop me-- 91 00:03:11,400 --> 00:03:13,819 - (wind gusts) - Oh, what the beans. 92 00:03:13,819 --> 00:03:16,530 (grunting) 93 00:03:16,530 --> 00:03:18,198 The folds get going the wrong way, 94 00:03:18,198 --> 00:03:19,950 and then once you start, it's just messed up... 95 00:03:19,950 --> 00:03:23,370 (bugle calling) 96 00:03:23,370 --> 00:03:26,123 (laughs) Oh, we're having fun, aren't we? 97 00:03:26,123 --> 00:03:28,625 Okay, we're going to read the rules, folks. 98 00:03:28,625 --> 00:03:30,627 Teams are allowed to bring three plastic shovels, 99 00:03:30,627 --> 00:03:34,214 two pails, and one personal bag into the area of their choosing. 100 00:03:34,214 --> 00:03:37,676 All builders must stay in their roped-off area 101 00:03:37,676 --> 00:03:41,012 using only things within it to build their castle. 102 00:03:41,012 --> 00:03:42,806 Exciting stuff. 103 00:03:44,724 --> 00:03:46,143 Don't do that. 104 00:03:46,143 --> 00:03:47,978 Architects! 105 00:03:47,978 --> 00:03:49,521 Nye is the time of... 106 00:03:49,521 --> 00:03:51,273 - (air horn blows) - Look how loud this is! 107 00:03:51,273 --> 00:03:52,566 This is so loud, right? 108 00:03:52,566 --> 00:03:54,359 Can you believe how loud this is? 109 00:03:54,359 --> 00:03:56,069 Yeah! Whoo-hoo! 110 00:03:56,069 --> 00:03:57,612 Whoa! 111 00:03:57,612 --> 00:03:58,697 (panting) 112 00:04:00,782 --> 00:04:01,992 (grunts) 113 00:04:02,868 --> 00:04:04,244 (grunts) 114 00:04:09,583 --> 00:04:10,959 (grunts) 115 00:04:13,295 --> 00:04:15,213 Hey! Good pick, Hail. 116 00:04:15,213 --> 00:04:17,215 Water access, shade from the bluffs. 117 00:04:17,215 --> 00:04:18,884 Sand's a bit loose, 118 00:04:18,884 --> 00:04:21,553 but nothing our triple-packing technique can't fix. 119 00:04:23,680 --> 00:04:27,267 Rookie move, picking the least level area, A.C. 120 00:04:27,267 --> 00:04:29,895 You're already off to a bumpy start. 121 00:04:29,895 --> 00:04:32,772 Oh, no. Whatever will I... 122 00:04:32,772 --> 00:04:35,942 Wait, what's this that just happens to be buried here? 123 00:04:35,942 --> 00:04:38,153 Gee, I just hope I can guess the password 124 00:04:38,153 --> 00:04:40,238 on this here control tablet. 125 00:04:40,238 --> 00:04:42,657 Hey, it's my birthday. 126 00:04:42,657 --> 00:04:44,784 (chuckles) 127 00:04:59,216 --> 00:05:00,884 That is such a lucky break. 128 00:05:00,884 --> 00:05:02,469 (sighs) 129 00:05:02,469 --> 00:05:04,221 We're just going to have to step up our game. 130 00:05:04,221 --> 00:05:06,306 - Hey, Dad? - And... done. 131 00:05:07,224 --> 00:05:08,475 First brick. Whoo! 132 00:05:08,475 --> 00:05:10,018 I got to pace myself. 133 00:05:10,018 --> 00:05:11,269 Who's a bee brick? 134 00:05:11,269 --> 00:05:13,230 You know, Dad, I was thinking, 135 00:05:13,230 --> 00:05:16,983 maybe we could try for a little bigger castle this year. 136 00:05:16,983 --> 00:05:19,820 I mean, what if we just did double packing? 137 00:05:19,820 --> 00:05:21,029 (laughs) 138 00:05:21,029 --> 00:05:22,405 And make a sandcastle 139 00:05:22,405 --> 00:05:23,824 that will only last the week? 140 00:05:23,824 --> 00:05:25,158 Um, isn't this a one-day contest? 141 00:05:25,158 --> 00:05:26,409 Hailey... 142 00:05:26,409 --> 00:05:27,994 (speaking Hawaiian) 143 00:05:27,994 --> 00:05:31,832 ...any job worth doing is worth doing right. 144 00:05:32,999 --> 00:05:35,460 Yeah! Um, Dad, you know what? 145 00:05:35,460 --> 00:05:37,087 I'm just gonna work over here for a bit. 146 00:05:37,087 --> 00:05:39,130 Scott, give me some raisins. 147 00:05:39,130 --> 00:05:40,590 Wait, what is this? 148 00:05:40,590 --> 00:05:42,926 This beach is crawling with crabs, 149 00:05:42,926 --> 00:05:44,803 who build around their food sources to protect them. 150 00:05:52,477 --> 00:05:54,646 GREGORY: Hark! A Western power 151 00:05:54,646 --> 00:05:56,815 casts its shadow upon the Eastern giant. 152 00:05:56,815 --> 00:05:59,150 ANNOUNCER: I like those little robots. 153 00:05:59,150 --> 00:06:00,610 (slurping) 154 00:06:00,610 --> 00:06:01,862 Hmm. 155 00:06:05,240 --> 00:06:07,409 Is that a sardine? 156 00:06:07,409 --> 00:06:09,369 (squawking) 157 00:06:09,369 --> 00:06:10,870 Ah! Beta! 158 00:06:10,870 --> 00:06:13,039 You're mine. 159 00:06:13,039 --> 00:06:14,874 (grunting) 160 00:06:17,168 --> 00:06:20,171 Oh. All under control. 161 00:06:20,171 --> 00:06:21,798 Thanks, Beta. Good luck. 162 00:06:21,798 --> 00:06:25,844 How dare she thwart my brilliant sabotage. 163 00:06:25,844 --> 00:06:28,847 This means war. 164 00:06:29,931 --> 00:06:31,182 Gee, who knew the beach 165 00:06:31,182 --> 00:06:33,101 would be so warm? 166 00:06:33,101 --> 00:06:36,605 I'd sure be a fan of something that could cool me down. 167 00:06:36,605 --> 00:06:38,732 Pun intended and well-executed. 168 00:06:41,401 --> 00:06:44,529 Wow! The Breeze Blaster 4000? 169 00:06:44,529 --> 00:06:47,741 The world's most powerful battery-operated fan, 170 00:06:47,741 --> 00:06:50,785 which just so happens to be available at my parents' store, 171 00:06:50,785 --> 00:06:52,412 Fans Plus. 172 00:06:52,412 --> 00:06:54,914 What a coincidence. 173 00:06:54,914 --> 00:06:56,666 Yeah, that's a huge coincidence. 174 00:06:56,666 --> 00:06:58,543 I'm starting to think 175 00:06:58,543 --> 00:07:01,713 A.C. buried some of that stuff beforehand to cheat. 176 00:07:01,713 --> 00:07:02,922 Oh, yeah. 177 00:07:05,383 --> 00:07:08,470 - (cackling) - (whirring) 178 00:07:14,100 --> 00:07:15,935 GREGORY: The Black Plague. 179 00:07:15,935 --> 00:07:17,479 The Sacking of Rome. 180 00:07:17,479 --> 00:07:19,397 Shampoo in thine eyes. 181 00:07:19,397 --> 00:07:21,358 Tragedies, all, 182 00:07:21,358 --> 00:07:23,610 but small compared to this. 183 00:07:23,610 --> 00:07:25,445 (wind gusting) 184 00:07:31,743 --> 00:07:33,870 What the beans? Is that seaw--? 185 00:07:33,870 --> 00:07:37,916 (clears throat) Yeah, it's seaweed. 186 00:07:37,916 --> 00:07:39,084 Fire! 187 00:07:41,127 --> 00:07:45,090 - (music playing over earbuds) - (scatting) 188 00:07:45,090 --> 00:07:48,093 All droids to the front lines! All droids to the front lines! 189 00:07:49,427 --> 00:07:51,221 Hailey, Hailey! 190 00:07:51,221 --> 00:07:53,598 You should know, A.C.'s droids are overpowering the crabs 191 00:07:53,598 --> 00:07:55,058 - on the battlefield. - Yes, Scott. 192 00:07:55,058 --> 00:07:57,268 I can see. It's literally three feet away. 193 00:07:57,268 --> 00:07:58,478 It's time. 194 00:07:58,478 --> 00:08:01,314 Release the twins. 195 00:08:01,314 --> 00:08:03,942 Heaven help us all. 196 00:08:06,027 --> 00:08:07,987 (footsteps crash) 197 00:08:13,493 --> 00:08:14,911 (giggling) 198 00:08:20,291 --> 00:08:21,918 (laughing) 199 00:08:25,046 --> 00:08:28,007 GREGORY: The crabkins monster doth heave and smash, 200 00:08:28,007 --> 00:08:30,969 but unseen to all news, the sugar crash. 201 00:08:30,969 --> 00:08:34,848 What? Greg, have you been speaking rhyme this entire time? 202 00:08:34,848 --> 00:08:36,141 (gasps) 203 00:08:36,141 --> 00:08:37,517 Have I? 204 00:08:37,517 --> 00:08:39,102 (whines) 205 00:08:40,895 --> 00:08:42,188 (both snoring) 206 00:08:42,188 --> 00:08:44,190 Time to finish this. 207 00:08:48,111 --> 00:08:49,612 The crabs are gone. 208 00:08:49,612 --> 00:08:51,114 The catapults are dismantled. 209 00:08:51,114 --> 00:08:53,199 The twins are passed out. 210 00:08:53,199 --> 00:08:55,618 And, honestly, I don't want to wake them up. 211 00:08:57,036 --> 00:08:58,788 (both scream) 212 00:08:58,788 --> 00:09:01,541 - (music playing over earbuds) - (scatting) 213 00:09:04,044 --> 00:09:05,754 (bird screeches) 214 00:09:08,339 --> 00:09:09,507 (Beta) Aquabi-- 215 00:09:09,507 --> 00:09:10,925 (stammers) 216 00:09:10,925 --> 00:09:12,260 Agrami... 217 00:09:12,260 --> 00:09:14,846 Just do the thing we talked about. 218 00:09:30,320 --> 00:09:31,988 (beeping) 219 00:09:35,617 --> 00:09:36,826 (squawking) 220 00:09:38,495 --> 00:09:41,080 (crying) 221 00:09:41,080 --> 00:09:42,540 (sobbing) 222 00:09:42,540 --> 00:09:44,167 Take that, you junk... 223 00:09:44,167 --> 00:09:45,251 (grunts) 224 00:09:46,211 --> 00:09:47,837 Whoa. 225 00:09:47,837 --> 00:09:50,340 Contest got kind of crazy this year, huh? 226 00:09:50,340 --> 00:09:51,674 What have I done? 227 00:09:51,674 --> 00:09:53,843 Now we're never going to win. 228 00:09:53,843 --> 00:09:57,388 And everyone else's castles are destroyed too. 229 00:09:57,388 --> 00:09:59,015 Not everybody's. 230 00:10:00,100 --> 00:10:02,060 But the wind. The water. 231 00:10:02,060 --> 00:10:03,895 The small-scale war. 232 00:10:03,895 --> 00:10:06,773 Are no match for the triple-packing technique. 233 00:10:06,773 --> 00:10:08,942 Remember, Hailey, any job worth doing... 234 00:10:08,942 --> 00:10:10,610 Is worth doing right. 235 00:10:10,610 --> 00:10:13,488 Whoa! Déjà vu. 236 00:10:13,488 --> 00:10:16,116 Except your dad said it earlier, and we were over there, 237 00:10:16,116 --> 00:10:18,034 and it didn't really seem to sink in with you then, 238 00:10:18,034 --> 00:10:19,619 but now you've learned the importance of-- 239 00:10:19,619 --> 00:10:21,412 - I get it, Scott. - What ho? 240 00:10:21,412 --> 00:10:25,500 This last bastion shan't be other than victor's home. 241 00:10:25,500 --> 00:10:27,585 I think you win by default. 242 00:10:27,585 --> 00:10:29,003 (applause) 243 00:10:30,338 --> 00:10:32,257 (beeping) 244 00:10:32,257 --> 00:10:33,967 (grunting) 245 00:10:35,093 --> 00:10:37,262 What the beans? 246 00:10:38,513 --> 00:10:40,056 Oh, yeah! 247 00:10:40,056 --> 00:10:42,100 Even better than a participation ribbon. 248 00:10:42,100 --> 00:10:46,521 And don't forget your sweet $25 Gravy Cakes gift card. 249 00:10:46,521 --> 00:10:47,814 Who wants wet cake? 250 00:10:47,814 --> 00:10:49,315 ALL: We do! 251 00:10:51,150 --> 00:10:52,735 This is disgusting. 252 00:10:52,735 --> 00:10:54,112 - Mm-hmm. - Mm-hmm. 253 00:10:54,112 --> 00:10:55,196 Too wet. 254 00:10:58,241 --> 00:10:59,784 (powering down) 255 00:11:04,205 --> 00:11:05,582 We did it, old friend. 256 00:11:05,582 --> 00:11:07,250 We did it. 257 00:11:07,250 --> 00:11:08,626 - (squawks) - (screams) 258 00:11:08,626 --> 00:11:11,129 Come on. Bug off, you dumb goose. 259 00:11:11,129 --> 00:11:12,338 (stammers) 260 00:11:12,338 --> 00:11:13,965 I didn't mean that. Ah! 261 00:11:14,883 --> 00:11:16,050 (beat music playing)