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NARRATOR: Chaos Bots
have been sent from the future
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to stop the one person
who can save the world.
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Me?
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SINGERS:
♪ Hey, hey ♪
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♪ Hailey's on it ♪
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HAILEY: ♪ Teach a cat
To play the piano ♪
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♪ Roller-skate
All the way to Orlando ♪
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♪ Use my earwax
To make a candle ♪
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SINGERS:
♪ Hey, hey, hey ♪
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♪ Hailey's on it ♪
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HAILEY:
♪ Win first place
For world's cutest pet rock ♪
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♪ Do a corn maze
Hope I don't get lost ♪
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♪ Eat an onion ♪
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- Kiss my friend Scott?
- Huh?
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- (Scott screams)
- (garbage can clatters)
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SINGERS:
♪ Hey, hey, hey ♪
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♪ Hailey's on it ♪
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NARRATOR:
Legend shall speak of this day,
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when a hero will be not born,
but made.
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Let's do this.
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(car alarm chirps)
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Welcome, all, to Oceanside's
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annual sandcastle-building
contest.
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Brought to ye by the
Oceanside Shakespeare Company.
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And also by Gravy Cakes.
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♪ Sorry, but I'm the best
Cakes in town ♪
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♪ Gravy Cakes ♪
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DAD:
Hey, hey, the Banks are here!
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Oh, Peter.
Hair's looking good.
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News reporter good.
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Hi, Mrs. Dawson.
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You'd better get
that award-winning lemonade
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away from me if you want
to keep any.
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Good morrow, Gregory.
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HAILEY: My dad and I
are kind of a big deal
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at the sandcastle-building
contest.
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We've been doing it for years.
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It's kind of become
our tradition.
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My dad has this cherished
triple-packing technique
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which takes forever,
so we never really
make a big castle. Or win.
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Or place at all.
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But we do always
have a good time,
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and get those sweet
participation ribbons.
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- (Scott whimpering)
- Hey, Scott.
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(Scott yelling)
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Thanks for watching
Dwayne and Johnson
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- so my dad and I can do this.
- Oh, it's easy.
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When they get bummed,
I just give them cookies.
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- (babies cooing)
- Ah!
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(lips smacking and chewing)
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Nice to finally
have a relaxing day at the bea--
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Holy kettle corn!
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Beta! Why are you here?
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You hate the sun. And people.
And birds. And sand.
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All true, but I'm here
because you need
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to win the contest this year.
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List item number 167.
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I didn't tell you earlier,
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because I know
how you are, Hailey.
You'd freak out.
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I do not freak out!
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I just express my concerns
loudly and quickly,
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because they're buzzing around
in my head
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like a punted beehive,
and now this little contest
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suddenly took on
world-altering stakes,
and, yes,
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I'm totally
freaking out right now!
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Hey, you got this, Hailey.
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(sighs) You know what?
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Dad and I can totally win.
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I mean, nobody here takes
this contest seriously anyways.
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Hello, Hailey Banks.
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HAILEY:
This is A.C., and yeah,
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that's how he always looks.
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Way back at Taylor Dyer's
sixth birthday party,
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I apparently beat him
at Duck, Duck, Goose,
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and he's claimed to be
my bitter rival ever since.
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I tried ignoring him.
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I tried explaining
that both people have to care
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for it to be an actual rivalry.
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But he's always just... there.
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Hope you brought aloe vera,
Hailey Banks,
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because you're about
to get burned.
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Why are you here, A.C.?
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A.C.: As you know,
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I have been keeping track
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of every competition
we've ever had.
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Oh, jeez, not the paper.
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On this paper.
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And you are currently
one up.
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Well, I am here
to settle the score,
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and nothing will stop me--
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- (wind gusts)
- Oh, what the beans.
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(grunting)
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The folds get going
the wrong way,
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and then once you start,
it's just messed up...
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(bugle calling)
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(laughs)
Oh, we're having fun, aren't we?
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Okay, we're going to read
the rules, folks.
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Teams are allowed
to bring three plastic shovels,
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two pails, and one personal bag
into the area of their choosing.
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All builders must stay
in their roped-off area
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using only things within it
to build their castle.
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Exciting stuff.
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Don't do that.
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Architects!
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Nye is the time of...
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- (air horn blows)
- Look how loud this is!
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This is so loud, right?
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Can you believe
how loud this is?
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Yeah! Whoo-hoo!
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Whoa!
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(panting)
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(grunts)
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(grunts)
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(grunts)
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Hey! Good pick, Hail.
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Water access,
shade from the bluffs.
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Sand's a bit loose,
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but nothing our triple-packing
technique can't fix.
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Rookie move, picking the
least level area, A.C.
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You're already off
to a bumpy start.
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Oh, no. Whatever will I...
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Wait, what's this that just
happens to be buried here?
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Gee, I just hope I can guess
the password
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on this here control tablet.
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Hey, it's my birthday.
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(chuckles)
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That is such
a lucky break.
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(sighs)
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We're just going
to have to step up our game.
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- Hey, Dad?
- And... done.
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First brick. Whoo!
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I got to pace myself.
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Who's a bee brick?
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You know, Dad,
I was thinking,
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maybe we could try for a little
bigger castle this year.
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I mean, what if we just did
double packing?
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(laughs)
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And make a sandcastle
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that will only last the week?
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Um, isn't this
a one-day contest?
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Hailey...
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(speaking Hawaiian)
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...any job worth doing
is worth doing right.
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Yeah! Um, Dad, you know what?
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I'm just gonna work
over here for a bit.
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Scott, give me some raisins.
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Wait, what is this?
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This beach is crawling
with crabs,
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who build around their food
sources to protect them.
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GREGORY:
Hark! A Western power
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casts its shadow
upon the Eastern giant.
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ANNOUNCER:
I like those little robots.
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(slurping)
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Hmm.
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Is that a sardine?
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(squawking)
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Ah! Beta!
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You're mine.
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(grunting)
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Oh. All under control.
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Thanks, Beta. Good luck.
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How dare she thwart
my brilliant sabotage.
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This means war.
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Gee, who knew the beach
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would be so warm?
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I'd sure be a fan of something
that could cool me down.
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Pun intended
and well-executed.
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Wow! The Breeze Blaster 4000?
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The world's most powerful
battery-operated fan,
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which just so happens to be
available at my parents' store,
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Fans Plus.
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What a coincidence.
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Yeah, that's a huge coincidence.
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I'm starting to think
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A.C. buried some of that stuff
beforehand to cheat.
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Oh, yeah.
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- (cackling)
- (whirring)
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GREGORY:
The Black Plague.
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The Sacking of Rome.
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Shampoo in thine eyes.
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Tragedies, all,
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but small compared to this.
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(wind gusting)
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What the beans? Is that seaw--?
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(clears throat)
Yeah, it's seaweed.
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Fire!
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- (music playing over earbuds)
- (scatting)
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All droids to the front lines!
All droids to the front lines!
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Hailey, Hailey!
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You should know, A.C.'s droids
are overpowering the crabs
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- on the battlefield.
- Yes, Scott.
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I can see.
It's literally three feet away.
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It's time.
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Release the twins.
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Heaven help us all.
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(footsteps crash)
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(giggling)
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(laughing)
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GREGORY: The crabkins monster
doth heave and smash,
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but unseen to all news,
the sugar crash.
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What? Greg, have you been
speaking rhyme this entire time?
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(gasps)
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Have I?
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(whines)
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(both snoring)
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Time to finish this.
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The crabs are gone.
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The catapults are dismantled.
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The twins are passed out.
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And, honestly,
I don't want to wake them up.
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(both scream)
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- (music playing over earbuds)
- (scatting)
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(bird screeches)
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(Beta) Aquabi--
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(stammers)
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Agrami...
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Just do the thing
we talked about.
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(beeping)
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(squawking)
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(crying)
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(sobbing)
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Take that, you junk...
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(grunts)
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Whoa.
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Contest got kind of crazy
this year, huh?
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What have I done?
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Now we're never going to win.
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And everyone else's castles
are destroyed too.
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Not everybody's.
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But the wind. The water.
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The small-scale war.
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Are no match for
the triple-packing technique.
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Remember, Hailey,
any job worth doing...
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Is worth doing right.
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Whoa! Déjà vu.
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Except your dad said it earlier,
and we were over there,
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and it didn't really seem
to sink in with you then,
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but now you've learned
the importance of--
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- I get it, Scott.
- What ho?
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This last bastion shan't
be other than victor's home.
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I think you win by default.
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(applause)
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(beeping)
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(grunting)
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What the beans?
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Oh, yeah!
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Even better than
a participation ribbon.
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And don't forget your sweet
$25 Gravy Cakes gift card.
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Who wants wet cake?
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ALL:
We do!
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This is disgusting.
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- Mm-hmm.
- Mm-hmm.
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Too wet.
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(powering down)
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We did it, old friend.
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We did it.
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- (squawks)
- (screams)
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Come on.
Bug off, you dumb goose.
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(stammers)
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I didn't mean that. Ah!
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