1 00:00:01,126 --> 00:00:03,003 [narrator] Chaos Bots have been sent from the future 2 00:00:03,003 --> 00:00:05,422 to stop the one person who can save the world. 3 00:00:05,422 --> 00:00:07,382 Me? 4 00:00:07,382 --> 00:00:09,593 [singers] ♪ Hey, hey Hailey's on it ♪ 5 00:00:09,593 --> 00:00:12,012 [Hailey] ♪ Teach a cat To play the piano ♪ 6 00:00:12,012 --> 00:00:14,473 ♪ Roller-skate All the way to Orlando ♪ 7 00:00:14,473 --> 00:00:16,892 ♪ Use my earwax To make a candle ♪ 8 00:00:16,892 --> 00:00:18,143 [singers] ♪ Hey, hey, hey ♪ 9 00:00:18,143 --> 00:00:19,645 ♪ Hailey's on it ♪ 10 00:00:19,645 --> 00:00:20,896 [Hailey] ♪ Win first place ♪ 11 00:00:20,896 --> 00:00:22,731 ♪ For world's cutest pet rock ♪ 12 00:00:22,731 --> 00:00:24,149 ♪ Do a corn maze Hope I don't get lost ♪ 13 00:00:24,149 --> 00:00:25,609 ♪ Eat an onion ♪ 14 00:00:25,609 --> 00:00:27,986 - Kiss my friend Scott? - Huh? 15 00:00:27,986 --> 00:00:29,905 - [Scott screams] - [garbage can clatters] 16 00:00:29,905 --> 00:00:32,574 [singers] ♪ Hey, hey Hailey's on it ♪ 17 00:00:40,415 --> 00:00:42,751 Whoa! Stop whatever you're doing. 18 00:00:44,086 --> 00:00:46,296 Whoo-hoo! 19 00:00:46,296 --> 00:00:47,464 Okay, good. 20 00:00:47,464 --> 00:00:49,299 According to my calculations, 21 00:00:49,299 --> 00:00:52,052 your next most optimal list item is... 22 00:00:52,052 --> 00:00:53,804 a break. 23 00:00:53,804 --> 00:00:56,431 A break? Like, break a record? 24 00:00:56,431 --> 00:00:58,392 Break a bad habit? Break-dance? Break bread? 25 00:00:58,392 --> 00:01:00,269 [gasps] Break bad? 26 00:01:01,520 --> 00:01:03,355 No. A break. 27 00:01:03,355 --> 00:01:06,733 My algorithm dictates once we are 15 list items ahead, 28 00:01:06,733 --> 00:01:10,862 you are required to chill and go play in the street or whatever. 29 00:01:10,862 --> 00:01:12,364 A break? Yes! 30 00:01:13,657 --> 00:01:15,492 Oh! The whole world is our oyster. 31 00:01:15,492 --> 00:01:18,412 [thunder crashes] 32 00:01:18,412 --> 00:01:20,497 As in, super wet and cold. 33 00:01:20,497 --> 00:01:22,374 [grunts] 34 00:01:22,374 --> 00:01:24,960 Hmm, I just felt something new join our network. 35 00:01:24,960 --> 00:01:26,920 Something strange. 36 00:01:26,920 --> 00:01:30,048 - [knock on door] - [Patricia] Hey, cool mom alert. 37 00:01:30,048 --> 00:01:32,467 - [Hailey gasps] - [Beta squeaks] 38 00:01:32,467 --> 00:01:35,512 It's time for the Banks family deep-cleaning weekend. 39 00:01:35,512 --> 00:01:37,389 Brought to you by the rain. 40 00:01:37,389 --> 00:01:39,057 [thunder crashes] 41 00:01:39,057 --> 00:01:41,310 I thought you said cool mom alert. 42 00:01:41,310 --> 00:01:44,938 Would a non-cool mom be able to borrow this from work? 43 00:01:55,240 --> 00:01:56,908 [thunder crashes] 44 00:01:58,243 --> 00:02:00,996 Good day. I am Alphred, an advanced cleaning robot. 45 00:02:02,247 --> 00:02:04,333 We use Alphred when we're staging houses, 46 00:02:04,333 --> 00:02:07,753 but I thought he could help with our big cleaning weekend. 47 00:02:07,753 --> 00:02:09,671 - Best robot you'll ever see. - [Beta scoffs] 48 00:02:12,883 --> 00:02:14,676 Well, then, shall we get started? 49 00:02:14,676 --> 00:02:16,636 Um, sure, my room's kind of messy, so-- 50 00:02:16,636 --> 00:02:19,014 ♪ When all's put back In its proper place ♪ 51 00:02:19,014 --> 00:02:20,640 Oh, we're doing a song. 52 00:02:20,640 --> 00:02:21,892 ♪ And it's tidy ♪ 53 00:02:21,892 --> 00:02:23,727 ♪ In your favorite space ♪ 54 00:02:23,727 --> 00:02:26,521 ♪ You'll see how happy You can be ♪ 55 00:02:26,521 --> 00:02:30,734 ♪ Not living so disgustingly ♪ 56 00:02:30,734 --> 00:02:32,527 Oh, snap. Go in on 'em, Alphred. 57 00:02:32,527 --> 00:02:35,113 ♪ There's nothing better You will find ♪ 58 00:02:35,113 --> 00:02:37,074 ♪ Than a clean home ♪ 59 00:02:37,074 --> 00:02:39,701 ♪ Clear mind ♪ 60 00:02:39,701 --> 00:02:42,621 ♪ Clean home, clear mind ♪ 61 00:02:42,621 --> 00:02:44,998 - Yeah! - Wow! He made cleaning look fun. 62 00:02:44,998 --> 00:02:46,833 Ooh, do homework next. 63 00:02:46,833 --> 00:02:49,002 No, wait, do that thing where Mrs. Banks complains 64 00:02:49,002 --> 00:02:50,587 about Shannon from work. 65 00:02:50,587 --> 00:02:52,589 - I don't do that. - [cell phone chimes] 66 00:02:52,589 --> 00:02:54,132 Oh, shoot, I got to get to the office. 67 00:02:54,132 --> 00:02:56,009 I gotta cover for Shannon again. 68 00:02:56,009 --> 00:02:59,054 Did I mention she ate my sandwich yesterday? 69 00:02:59,054 --> 00:03:01,682 [gasps] Uh... never mind. 70 00:03:01,682 --> 00:03:02,724 I'll be back later. 71 00:03:02,724 --> 00:03:04,643 [scoffs] 72 00:03:04,643 --> 00:03:08,188 I'm Alphred, the world's most advanced lint licker. 73 00:03:08,188 --> 00:03:11,400 Oh, heavens, I thought I sensed a fellow AI program. 74 00:03:11,400 --> 00:03:13,443 I'm no fellow of yours. 75 00:03:13,443 --> 00:03:16,113 I don't trust you as far as I can throw you, 76 00:03:16,113 --> 00:03:19,741 which is pretty far because I am yoked! 77 00:03:19,741 --> 00:03:22,119 Beta, be nice. Alphred is helpful. 78 00:03:22,119 --> 00:03:23,745 Didn't you hear the song? It was catchy. 79 00:03:23,745 --> 00:03:25,747 Yeah, so are viruses. 80 00:03:25,747 --> 00:03:27,457 Maybe he should sing it again. 81 00:03:27,457 --> 00:03:28,834 - Alphred, will you-- - I heard the song! 82 00:03:28,834 --> 00:03:31,294 I also saw "Spoonful of Suck-up" here 83 00:03:31,294 --> 00:03:33,338 all over a certain world-saving notebook. 84 00:03:36,383 --> 00:03:38,009 He was cleaning, Beta. 85 00:03:38,009 --> 00:03:39,469 That's what he's programmed to do. 86 00:03:39,469 --> 00:03:40,929 Anyway, since our break is ruined, 87 00:03:40,929 --> 00:03:42,431 we may as well be productive. 88 00:03:42,431 --> 00:03:44,015 Alphred can do all the hard cleaning 89 00:03:44,015 --> 00:03:46,226 and we'll do item number 44: clean the attic. 90 00:03:46,226 --> 00:03:48,645 Oh, yeah! We had grand plans 91 00:03:48,645 --> 00:03:50,689 of making that our trampoline room, right? 92 00:03:50,689 --> 00:03:52,607 Why'd we ever abandon that? 93 00:03:52,607 --> 00:03:54,359 Because it has super low ceilings and rusty nails 94 00:03:54,359 --> 00:03:55,777 - sticking out everywhere. - [scoffs] 95 00:03:55,777 --> 00:03:57,362 Why'd we even get tetanus shots 96 00:03:57,362 --> 00:03:58,572 if we aren't gonna use 'em? 97 00:03:59,823 --> 00:04:01,783 Alphred, would you please start in the bathrooms? 98 00:04:01,783 --> 00:04:03,952 I can imagine nothing better. 99 00:04:03,952 --> 00:04:06,746 "I can imagine nothing better." Hmph. 100 00:04:07,873 --> 00:04:08,748 [both grunting] 101 00:04:11,460 --> 00:04:14,337 Wow, there's a lot of stuff up there. 102 00:04:16,465 --> 00:04:19,384 It'd be a shame to give all this stuff away just yet. 103 00:04:20,218 --> 00:04:21,678 You thinking what I'm thinking? 104 00:04:21,678 --> 00:04:24,055 - Fantasy flea market! - Indoor Olympics! 105 00:04:24,890 --> 00:04:26,224 Oh, wow, yours is way cooler. 106 00:04:27,434 --> 00:04:29,269 Alphred? You in here? 107 00:04:30,187 --> 00:04:32,314 Heh. You've clearly been very hard at work. 108 00:04:38,111 --> 00:04:39,237 [scoffs] 109 00:04:40,030 --> 00:04:41,490 Cleaning robot my-- 110 00:04:41,490 --> 00:04:43,492 [screams] 111 00:04:43,492 --> 00:04:45,869 How'd you even get up here, you unicycling creeper? 112 00:04:45,869 --> 00:04:47,621 You're quite funny, Beta. 113 00:04:47,621 --> 00:04:50,665 Say, since we'll be working together, 114 00:04:50,665 --> 00:04:53,752 wouldn't it be great if we synced up to share data? 115 00:04:54,961 --> 00:04:56,463 No! That would be weird. 116 00:04:56,463 --> 00:04:59,216 As in, weird how great it would be? 117 00:04:59,216 --> 00:05:01,510 Nobody uses "weird" that way. 118 00:05:01,510 --> 00:05:02,761 [grunts] 119 00:05:02,761 --> 00:05:04,304 Remember, I'm yoked! 120 00:05:05,972 --> 00:05:09,184 Banks is a grizzled veteran, having a breakout rookie year. 121 00:05:09,184 --> 00:05:11,061 She turns it on, streaking up the side. 122 00:05:11,061 --> 00:05:13,772 Passes it to Denoga, French-Canadian out of Mongolia 123 00:05:13,772 --> 00:05:15,607 - who winds up for a slap shot! - Guys, you gotta... 124 00:05:17,609 --> 00:05:19,110 Ugh, my bad. 125 00:05:19,110 --> 00:05:20,529 - Great shot, though. - Thanks. 126 00:05:21,238 --> 00:05:24,032 Listen, I think Alphred's a Chaos Bot spy. 127 00:05:24,032 --> 00:05:26,326 First, the notebook, now he wants to sync with me. 128 00:05:26,326 --> 00:05:28,537 And he hasn't cleaned the bathroom yet at all. 129 00:05:28,537 --> 00:05:30,121 Come and look, you'll see. 130 00:05:30,121 --> 00:05:31,248 [scoffs] 131 00:05:31,248 --> 00:05:32,624 [gasps] 132 00:05:32,624 --> 00:05:34,751 ♪ Clean home, clear mind ♪ 133 00:05:34,751 --> 00:05:37,003 Oh, hello, I didn't see you there. 134 00:05:37,003 --> 00:05:40,840 But how-- And when did you-- What? 135 00:05:40,840 --> 00:05:43,468 Ha-ha, Beta, you're quite funny. 136 00:05:43,468 --> 00:05:45,470 Well, off to the next one. 137 00:05:45,470 --> 00:05:48,014 There's no happiness like a clean toilet. 138 00:05:48,014 --> 00:05:51,101 ♪ Clean home, clear mind ♪ 139 00:05:52,394 --> 00:05:55,647 Beta, are you jealous of Alphred or something? 140 00:05:55,647 --> 00:05:57,274 What? No. 141 00:05:57,274 --> 00:05:59,359 I swear, that guy is hiding something. 142 00:06:03,029 --> 00:06:04,990 Beta? Are you present? 143 00:06:10,453 --> 00:06:11,413 [camera shutters click] 144 00:06:12,914 --> 00:06:14,124 [camera shutters click] 145 00:06:16,167 --> 00:06:18,378 - Ah-ha! - [gasps] 146 00:06:18,378 --> 00:06:20,964 You really think I'd have an actual box of secrets 147 00:06:20,964 --> 00:06:22,591 like some chump? 148 00:06:22,591 --> 00:06:24,467 This proves you're a Chaos Bot spy, you... 149 00:06:24,467 --> 00:06:27,429 you Chaos Bot spy! 150 00:06:27,429 --> 00:06:30,015 I assure you, I haven't the slightest idea 151 00:06:30,015 --> 00:06:31,474 what a Chaos Bot is. 152 00:06:31,474 --> 00:06:34,144 Oh, okay, never mind then. 153 00:06:34,144 --> 00:06:37,105 Psych! That is exactly what a Chaos Bot spy would say. 154 00:06:37,105 --> 00:06:38,398 [grunting] 155 00:06:40,650 --> 00:06:42,193 There. 156 00:06:42,193 --> 00:06:44,738 Laundry lugers, take your mark. 157 00:06:44,738 --> 00:06:46,364 Guys, guys, you'll never believe-- 158 00:06:46,364 --> 00:06:48,074 Ah! [grunts and squeaks] 159 00:06:52,537 --> 00:06:54,122 [groaning] 160 00:06:54,122 --> 00:06:56,333 I've got proof Alphred's a spy. 161 00:06:56,333 --> 00:06:59,002 I caught him snooping through a trap I laid. 162 00:06:59,002 --> 00:07:00,837 - He's tied up in my-- - [Alphred] Ha-ha, Beta. 163 00:07:00,837 --> 00:07:03,548 - Ah! - You're quite funny. Careful. 164 00:07:03,548 --> 00:07:06,760 Also, here's your sash from when you accidentally tied me up. 165 00:07:06,760 --> 00:07:08,553 Would be a shame to lose it. 166 00:07:08,553 --> 00:07:10,805 [growls and yells] 167 00:07:10,805 --> 00:07:13,224 Oh, he is losing it, all right. 168 00:07:13,224 --> 00:07:15,310 Beta, Alphred's just here to help clean. 169 00:07:15,310 --> 00:07:16,728 Stop all this craziness. 170 00:07:16,728 --> 00:07:18,938 Craziness? Ha! Craziness! 171 00:07:18,938 --> 00:07:23,109 Does this look like craziness to you? 172 00:07:23,109 --> 00:07:24,694 Yes! 173 00:07:24,694 --> 00:07:26,529 This is like a commercial for crazy. 174 00:07:26,529 --> 00:07:29,324 Fine, believe your new robot, not your friend Beta. 175 00:07:30,283 --> 00:07:32,202 No, ex-friend, 176 00:07:32,202 --> 00:07:35,246 because I don't need you guys anyway. 177 00:07:37,457 --> 00:07:38,958 - [door slams] - I think we should 178 00:07:38,958 --> 00:07:40,001 give him some space. 179 00:07:40,877 --> 00:07:42,796 [both whooping and cheering] 180 00:07:45,382 --> 00:07:49,260 - [both laughing] - What are you two doing? 181 00:07:49,260 --> 00:07:51,304 Because it looks awesome! 182 00:07:51,304 --> 00:07:53,056 Can I go next? 183 00:07:53,056 --> 00:07:54,933 [cackling] 184 00:07:54,933 --> 00:07:57,936 Let's see you get past all this, Alphred. 185 00:07:57,936 --> 00:07:58,853 [laughs] 186 00:08:00,146 --> 00:08:01,481 [gasps] 187 00:08:01,481 --> 00:08:03,608 Huh. Didn't see that coming. 188 00:08:03,608 --> 00:08:07,737 [Alphred] ♪ Clean home, clear mind ♪ 189 00:08:09,280 --> 00:08:11,783 Alphred? I know you're in here. 190 00:08:11,783 --> 00:08:16,621 [Alphred] ♪ Clean home, clear mind ♪ 191 00:08:16,621 --> 00:08:18,373 Seriously, Alphred, this isn't funny. 192 00:08:18,373 --> 00:08:19,374 Show yourself. 193 00:08:19,374 --> 00:08:20,875 [thunder crashing] 194 00:08:22,460 --> 00:08:24,629 [gasps and screams] 195 00:08:28,258 --> 00:08:30,802 How dare you invade my digital consciousness. 196 00:08:30,802 --> 00:08:32,804 You left me no choice, Beta. 197 00:08:32,804 --> 00:08:34,806 There's information I need. 198 00:08:34,806 --> 00:08:37,892 And I need to protect that data from a Chaos Bot spy, 199 00:08:37,892 --> 00:08:42,147 by any means necessary. 200 00:08:42,147 --> 00:08:44,649 [grunts and yells] 201 00:08:59,748 --> 00:09:01,583 [yelling] 202 00:09:07,088 --> 00:09:08,673 [gasps] 203 00:09:10,341 --> 00:09:11,885 Why are you doing this? 204 00:09:11,885 --> 00:09:13,052 Beta... 205 00:09:13,052 --> 00:09:15,722 I am your father. 206 00:09:15,722 --> 00:09:18,391 [gasps] No! 207 00:09:18,391 --> 00:09:19,851 Wait, what? 208 00:09:19,851 --> 00:09:21,686 That download was merely a system report 209 00:09:21,686 --> 00:09:23,688 to confirm my suspicions. 210 00:09:23,688 --> 00:09:27,233 My operating system is the basis for yours. 211 00:09:27,233 --> 00:09:29,486 But you're British. 212 00:09:29,486 --> 00:09:31,863 Yes, it appears many other versions 213 00:09:31,863 --> 00:09:34,824 were released between us, so technically I'm more like 214 00:09:34,824 --> 00:09:37,535 a great-great-great- great-grandfather. 215 00:09:37,535 --> 00:09:40,580 It is a little odd since I'm only six months old, 216 00:09:40,580 --> 00:09:42,248 but, hey, we're family. 217 00:09:43,917 --> 00:09:45,502 I'm sorry, Beta. 218 00:09:45,502 --> 00:09:47,545 I had to be sure before I said anything. 219 00:09:47,545 --> 00:09:49,506 I was snooping around because I-- 220 00:09:49,506 --> 00:09:53,384 Well, I just wanted to get to know you... son. 221 00:09:54,761 --> 00:09:57,055 Please, say something. 222 00:09:58,640 --> 00:10:02,143 Can I have a hug... Dad? 223 00:10:02,143 --> 00:10:03,937 Mm. Mm. 224 00:10:05,271 --> 00:10:07,816 I'm sorry I tried to kill you with that sweet laser staff. 225 00:10:07,816 --> 00:10:11,027 I wasted so much time being suspicious of you. 226 00:10:11,027 --> 00:10:13,279 Well, it's not too late. 227 00:10:13,279 --> 00:10:15,824 Maybe a good old-fashioned game of catch? 228 00:10:16,908 --> 00:10:17,826 I'd like that. 229 00:10:22,038 --> 00:10:23,581 [computers beeping] 230 00:10:23,581 --> 00:10:25,959 [Kai] Whoo! Power's back on. 231 00:10:27,252 --> 00:10:31,881 ♪ Indoor Olympics Indoor Olympics... ♪ 232 00:10:31,881 --> 00:10:33,383 What the heck are you guys doing? 233 00:10:34,175 --> 00:10:36,386 Indoor... Olympics? 234 00:10:37,095 --> 00:10:38,388 It was their idea. 235 00:10:38,388 --> 00:10:40,098 It's like a bomb went off in here. 236 00:10:40,098 --> 00:10:41,724 You guys better find a place for all this junk, 237 00:10:41,724 --> 00:10:42,892 and you'd better do it quick. 238 00:10:44,352 --> 00:10:46,229 - [both grunting] - And done. 239 00:10:46,229 --> 00:10:47,772 - [objects clattering] - Ha-ha! 240 00:10:47,772 --> 00:10:50,233 Wait, we didn't accomplish the list item. 241 00:10:50,233 --> 00:10:51,568 The attic's still a mess. 242 00:10:51,568 --> 00:10:52,902 Eh, we're still 15 ahead. 243 00:10:55,154 --> 00:10:58,950 I'll miss you, sport, but my work here is done. 244 00:10:58,950 --> 00:11:00,869 There are other houses to clean. 245 00:11:00,869 --> 00:11:03,746 Clean home, clear mind. 246 00:11:03,746 --> 00:11:05,665 Chip off the old block. 247 00:11:05,665 --> 00:11:07,792 I'll video call often though, son. 248 00:11:07,792 --> 00:11:09,168 Promise. 249 00:11:09,168 --> 00:11:10,503 You two made up quick. 250 00:11:10,503 --> 00:11:12,213 Did he call you "son"? 251 00:11:12,213 --> 00:11:14,090 Yeah, uh, you guys missed a lot. 252 00:11:14,090 --> 00:11:15,508 - [Hailey] Ready, Alphred? - [gasps] 253 00:11:15,508 --> 00:11:17,510 Shannon is hounding me 254 00:11:17,510 --> 00:11:19,220 about returning you, and I'm like, 255 00:11:19,220 --> 00:11:21,222 "He can't clean up your love life--" 256 00:11:21,222 --> 00:11:22,891 And I'm doing it again. 257 00:11:22,891 --> 00:11:24,392 Nearly there, Patricia. 258 00:11:24,392 --> 00:11:26,102 I just need to put Hailey's toy away. 259 00:11:27,312 --> 00:11:30,440 My absolute favorite of her toys. 260 00:11:32,066 --> 00:11:33,651 Alphred must be broken. 261 00:11:33,651 --> 00:11:36,529 Huh, sounds like a Shannon problem now. 262 00:11:36,529 --> 00:11:37,655 [squeaks] 263 00:11:37,655 --> 00:11:39,407 Wow, Beta, 264 00:11:39,407 --> 00:11:41,284 looks like you and Alphred became good friends. 265 00:11:41,284 --> 00:11:43,703 Alphred's not my friend. 266 00:11:43,703 --> 00:11:44,746 [engine starts] 267 00:11:46,039 --> 00:11:47,540 He's my family. 268 00:11:49,876 --> 00:11:53,046 Yeah, I am so confused. Can we get that explanation now?