Can I show you all the pretty places That are in my mind?
I can take you there We can vibe
I promise it's a good time
Maybe get away for a day Maybe for more
The time to go
Is now, now, now
Let's not think too much Wow, wow…
Hi, how are you today?
-Good, how are you? -Good. Can I get you a drink?
Um…
-Can I just do a glass of chardonnay? -Yeah, of course.
And then can I get an ice water with a lemon?
Do you want to start with any food?
-I'll just start with some hummus for now. -Hummus.
Also, a glass of cab from anywhere in Europe.
-Perfect. I'll get that going. -Thank you so much.
I've been having good days Good days…
Thank you. Okay.
-Can I also get some Brussels sprouts? -Yeah. Do you like coconut shrimp?
-That sounds good. -That's super good.
-The steak skewers better? -Steak skewers are probably better.
-Okay, I'll do that. I love the honesty. -Yeah. Yeah.
Always havin' good days Good days
By the way
Hi.
-Look at you. You look so pretty. -You look so cute.
So casual. I love it.
-I'm so happy you're here. -Oh my God.
I got you a massive glass of ice water.
This. And you got my lemon.
Of course. I also got us hummus.
I love this place. I worked across the street in high school.
-Really? -El Ranchito.
-My favorite place to eat in high school. -Me, my girlfriends.
-Well, cheers. Sorry I'm late. -Cheers.
-No, it's okay. -Sorry. Cheers.
-Okay, so much to fill you in on. -What?
Guess who follows me on Instagram last night?
I don't know.
Andrew.
Who's Andrew?
The guy whose house we did the listing presentation at.
-Hi. -Hey.
-Wow. -Thanks for coming.
-Thanks for having us. -Of course.
-Alex. -Andrew.
-Nice to meet you. -Great to meet you.
-Right? -Stop.
-The guy we "flirted" with and offended. -Exactly.
-He's following you on Instagram. Okay. -Right?
The guy follows me on Instagram, right? After all of this stuff happens?
In my mind, why would I not say something? You know?
-Yeah. -So I did. I did.
Just look at this, Alex.
-There is no way. -Oh my God.
-What? Tell me. -No, it's… it's good.
"Hi, I figured I would reach out."
"It was mentioned you felt we were flirting with you
when we came to your house."
"I hope you know we're professionals and that was never our intention."
"If we said or did anything that was misinterpreted,
we would genuinely feel terrible. I hope that's not the case."
Obviously, I know we fucking didn't. Okay, he says…
"Hey, that's really random."
"Definitely not the case or what I thought or said."
Mm-hm.
"All is professional on my end as well. Hope all is well."
Crazy.
Stop.
It's very validating what Fiona found,
but at the same time,
it's very unsettling to know that we have somebody in our house,
essentially, who is a snake.
Ashtyn is just reckless.
She says things and does things with no regard to the truth
or the damage that her words can do.
I mean, I…
I didn't think that it was true to begin with, but now…
I've had men lie about me my entire life.
Like, that wouldn't surprise me if he had said that.
-Yeah. -Her bringing that up was the last straw.
-The nail in the coffin. -Yeah.
I feel like I need to say something
because, as I'm sure you can relate to, like, as a woman in any industry,
I don't get taken seriously,
whether it's my age or the fact that, like, I don't know, I'm blonde.
-Whatever it is, these stupid stereotypes. -Stigma. Mm-hm.
They follow you around everywhere. I don't have to prove anything to anyone.
I know what I'm doing in my career, and that I'm an intelligent woman.
So the second that someone else…
-Especially a woman, right? -Right.
…reinforces that stereotype, it pisses me off.
And it just, again, confirmed what I already kind of thought about her.
-She's a pathological liar. -Right.
The way I see it, it's like, at least be…
woman enough to admit your lie.
There's no sane world in which she talks her way out of that.
Yeah, no.
What is she gonna do, say he was lying?
Trash will take itself out at the end of the day.
You know I'm on the prowl
They'll take a leader Of the jungle now
Come on, gimme that beat
Drop that needle in the groove We're bringin' the heat
Get on off of your seat
'Cause you only get to heaven If you're moving your feet…
Knock, knock, knock!
-Hey, Polly! -Hi, ladies!
-Look at that view! -I know!
Thank you for previewing our latest listing here in Corona del Mar.
-Who knew this was here? Near the office. -I know!
-Yeah! -It is.
What makes it so unique and special is you have panoramic views
overlooking the iconic Pelican Hill golf course.
-You should sell this to a golfer. -Yeah!
-You could swing a club, get in from here. -Yeah!
I mean, I cou-- I couldn't.
It's the ultimate entertainer's dream.
It has six bedrooms, seven full bathrooms.
It's got a 600-bottle wine cellar, which is incredible.
-He loves wine. -Don't we all?
-Yes! -Love wine.
Two detached ADUs, and it's just under 7,000 square feet.
-Amazing! -We're listed at 16.5 million.
And we've been on the market for two weeks.
Nice! How's the activity been? Has a lot of people been through?
Yes. We have a lot of showings. We have a lot of second showings.
Well, hopefully I've got a buyer. His price point is around 15.
-Okay. -So we'll see where we're at with that.
I have a friend, a Realtor from New York. He's thinking about joining The O Group.
-He's thinking of moving to Orange County. -Really?
So he's gonna join me.
-Absolutely. What's his name? -He's called Luke.
-Luke! Okay. -Yes.
He's very cute.
-You told me to bring my bathing suit. -Yeah!
I did not tell him the same thing, so I'm not quite sure.
-It gets a little spicy there at night. -Nice.
You gotta spill the tea over here.
-Am I good to have look around? -Yeah, you can.
-Perfect. -Enjoy.
-Let us know if you have questions. -The listing is gorgeous.
-Bye, love. -Bye.
Welcome!
-Hi! -How are you doing?
I'm great now that I'm in this beautiful home.
-I'm so glad that you've come. -How are you?
-I'm good, how are you? -I'm doing lovely.
Where's the mustache gone?
-You know, I had to get rid of it. -Oh my God!
-I know. -Killing me! Grow it back.
I've been single for so long that being back out there is so fun,
and I've met Luke.
He's great, we really get on,
but he lives in New York, so I don't know.
He says that he thinks he's gonna move to Orange County,
but I don't wanna put all my eggs in that basket
until he's actually here, so we'll see.
I'm glad you're here.
I'm previewing this for a buyer,
and thought it'd be great for you to see a $16.5 million home in Corona del Mar.
-No, it's beautiful. Okay. -Let's take a look.
Nice big range.
It's a shame that it's not here, to have this view when you're cooking.
-At least when you're doing the dishes… -Who does the dishes?
-Do you do the dishes? That's your job. -I do. Yeah.
I can load the dishwasher.
-You can load it? -And I can unload it.
Amazing. What you pay in New York, you don't get this square footage.
I don't know the maths on that. Do you? Are you good at numbers?
-You're at 16 and a half at 7,000… -I'm good at calculators.
Twenty-five hundred square feet at three…
Wait, stop talking out loud.
-I'm getting my numbers mixed up. -Okay, sorry. So that'd be five…
Carry the one.
-Ten… Yeah, so I was doing-- Yeah. -You have an eyelash. Can I get it off?
Oop!
Just kidding. Go ahead. Wait.
You're supposed to get it, blow it, then make a wish.
-But you did a weird thing! -God dang it. Is that bad luck?
Let me know.
I wanna check out this wine wall.
Temperature controlled.
This is really nice. I don't know…
-It was nice knowing you. See you. Bye! -It's chilled! It's so chilled.
I really wanna see the primary.
Let's see where the magic happens.
Yeah, right?
Oh, this is cute.
-Wow, very nice. -Ooh! Look at the view.
What do you think?
Well, I think it's great. I think 16.5 is a bit steep.
-A little punchy. -Beautiful pool.
I know. They did definitely say, "Get in the pool," "Use the pool."
I am down to check it out.
I don't have a bathing suit, but I'm down.
-You don't have a bathing suit? -No.
-Are you wearing underwear? -Yeah.
-Perfect. Okay, well, let's test it out. -Oh my God. I'm down. I guess let's do it.
Ready or not Here I come
Go, oughta give it up
When I'm not set Till I'm done
Oh!
I'm takin' over
Somethin' to be seen
They're coming closer
No stopping me…
I'm meeting with Andrew.
I'm dying to get my hands on his gorgeous property.
-Hi! It's so good to see you. -Good to see you.
It is a highly sought-after listing,
clearly, but I have a good feeling
I'll be walking away with the listing agreement in hand.
-I love coming here. -You've been a thousand times.
It feels like home. I'm like, "Let me take a load off."
But obviously, at a certain point, I gotta probably look into selling it.
-Yeah. -That's what I wanted to talk about.
We've talked about it off and on.
There's a lot of people angling for this listing.
I know. All my coworkers are coming for you.
Yeah. Yeah.
I did have Fiona and Alex here recently. They toured the house.
They kinda gave me their opinion of all those things, price included.
And I liked what they had to say, but I wanted to get your opinion as well.
We've been talking about this for years.
-Off and on and everything. -Absolutely.
I feel like having that Oppenheim name,
me, who knows the property inside and out and just has a real love for it…
Alex and Fiona were way out of line trying to poach this listing from me.
This is a client and friend of mine that goes back ten years.
Nobody knows this house better than me.
Nice try, ladies,
but if anybody's gonna get this listing, it's going to be me.
Obviously, a creative-- a creative marketing pitch,
um, is gonna be key too
because there's gonna be a certain type of buyer for this house.
And just getting at those people and efficiently marketing towards them,
I think is gonna be very important.
I was thinking, just realistically,
we don't wanna overprice it and have it sit on the market.
-Right. -I was thinking 12.
I feel like if you were including the furniture,
maybe we could meet in the middle and do like a 13.
-Or like 12.95. -Yeah.
But what is your ideal number?
Twelve would be great.
If you're underpricing, you're leaving money on the table.
If you're overpricing, it'll sit.
So I think finding that perfect sweet spot is gonna be key.
A lot of people want this listing.
But it's a gut feeling about who you think you'll work best with.
I know you love the house. I know you won't drop the ball.
-I'd never drop the ball. -You treat it like it's your own.
-We can make it official right here, now? -Okay.
You're definitely on top of things.
Always, Andrew, especially for you.
So am I signing my life away?
You're signing your house away.
-I'm so excited. -Yeah. All right.
-We're gonna list your house. -Let's do this.
Signed, sealed, delivered.
Let's sell this thing.
Don't tell me you're the only one
Who could see it burn
Wow.
-And there's champagne. -Oh my gosh.
-Did you put champagne here for us? -I did not, I promise.
It just magically got there?
-We can't let it sit, and not drink it. -Is it cold?
-I don't know, but should we find out? -I mean, it would be rude not to.
-I think it'd be really rude. -You know?
Okay, ready?
Oh, the distance!
-Did you see the distance? Yeah, fore! -Fore!
I almost got it on the green.
-Thank you. -You're very welcome.
I'm gonna get naughty.
-You getting naughty? -Careful. There's a guy there watching us.
-Is this just me? Yeah. -Need support? Can't do something alone?
I didn't know people wore bathing suits under their clothes,
but apparently in Orange County, huh?
All right.
Lightning No, I don't really feel like fighting
Down on the ground
But I've been here once
I've been here twice
Enough's enough
I've feelin' brave…
-Great. -That was a good effort.
Is it a saltwater pool? Do you know that?
-Are you serious right now? -Yes.
Are you kidding me?
Well, the pool works.
It's amazing.
-All right. -You don't get this in New York, do you?
Beautiful women in a pool at a listing?
No.
-Well, let's see the backstroke. -Hold my drink.
Oh, "Hold my beer!"
A new world record.
Wow!
So you've never been in a pool at a listing?
This is a first.
-Really? -A first for me.
So a first time for everything.
I mean, this has been great, coming out here,
and being out in California is awesome,
but, you know, seeing you and…
I've been thinking about you.
But… it could be complicated.
It could get complicated.
You just better hurry up and get out here before I, you know, meet someone and…
You're not gonna wait for me?
I mean, how long are you gonna be?
Enough's enough
I'm feelin' brave now
When I hit that stage
Ain't nobody gettin' in my way
We go in high stakes
I wouldn't have it any other way
-Lemme show you how it's done -Duh, duh, duh
Duh, duh, duh
-Lemme show you how it's done -Duh, duh, duh
Duh, duh, duh…
-Yes. -Hi.
Hi.
-Lot of chickens here, huh? -I know. Good morning, right?
I don't know what time it is. They're malfunctioning.
I think they're buffering.
How are you?
I'm showing one of my producer friends, Diplo, a house in Malibu.
Diplo is one of the biggest DJs and producers in the world.
He's made music with Madonna, Beyoncé, Justin Bieber, just to name a few.
Of course it'd be huge to sell Diplo a house.
I was pretty excited to tell Jason we were touring the property.
I know that I'd be more likely in the running for Cyprus, Jason's property.
-Wanna come in? -Yeah.
-Check out the house. -Let's go.
OMG…
It's pretty amazing.
OMG
This is seven bedrooms, eleven bath.
12,500 square feet, sits on six acres of land.
It's huge.
Oh, hell no, look at this pickleball court over here.
Carmen, you can wire the money. I'm gonna take it.
Thank you.
-Oh, yeah? -What the helly? What the hell?
So stupid.
We got a house, boys!
The whole house actually is like fire…
-Fireproof? -Yeah.
Sprinklers everywhere.
It looks like it's wood, but it's actually aluminum,
so it's fire retardant, which is great.
Let's check out the kitchen.
-Let's go to the kitchen. -Let's go check it out.
The heart of the house, kitchen, living room.
-Nice kitchen. -Right?
It's like an 11-foot island in the middle.
Really big, open.
I love this space you have to communicate with your friends and family in here.
You're such a clown.
Let's jump in this infinity pool.
-What a beautiful pool. -Yeah.
It's a raised infinity, kind of like a European vibe.
It obstructs the view of the ADU,
which also could be converted into a music studio if you did love…
What's an ADU?
-Additional dwelling unit. -Okay.
You made this so much more fun than it normally is.
-Let's go. -Thanks for coming.
I met Diplo at Burning Man like 12 years ago.
Then I ended up performing for Skrillex, dancing.
It was so random. Um…
And I just started kinda hanging out with that crew,
and I got to know him really well, and he's fucking hilarious.
He's awesome.
-Oh, well. -Well, here we are.
Welcome to the porch.
-Welcome to the porch. -More views.
So, what do you think of it?
I mean, you know, looking around, these beautiful vineyards,
these rocky outcroppings,
this is my ideal place.
-Might have to buy one of these vineyards. -Yeah.
Create your own wine and expand upon all other products.
Stock Pompey and your homes with your wine and honey.
Yeah. I think Malibu and Las Vegas might be my primary homes,
but Jamaica is like my--
When I wanna record and relax, I go down there to Port Antonio.
-Northeast part? -Yeah, the northeast of the island.
-We just put a helicopter pad in. -Really?
-Land in Kingston, get there in minutes. -That's so cool.
-I know you finished building your studio. -Yeah.
Studio got finished, uh, about a year ago.
J. Cole was the first session we had there.
We recorded his projects, and had a bunch of guests since then.
Diplo has a house in Jamaica.
It just got the cover for Architectural Digest.
My goal is to get more celebrity, high-profile clients.
-I've come a long way from… -Raving.
-But you could still rave and sell houses. -I… Clearly.
Yeah
With the sky so blue
And the wind in my face, yeah
Oh my God, this is a mess.
-This is just the kitchen. -Oh, man.
Should I keep this?
No.
-Why? -Do whatever you want.
-It's vintage. Does this work? -Babe.
Stop. I'm serious. I'm a hoarder.
I'm a hoarder!
If we keep everything, we're not gonna be able to fit it all.
Oh my God. Why do I have black gloves? That's terrifying. Why do I have these?
This is why I don't get anything done, 'cause I…
-Because you stop the forward progress. -I have ADD.
Let me do what I'm gonna do, and we'll get it done.
-Is there any wine bottles accessible? -Do you want something to drink?
-I don't know how to use… What? -You don't care if I throw stuff away?
-What is that? What are you throwing away? -Soap.
-What soap? -You don't need any of that stuff.
This is good soap! Why would you throw this away?
Boy.
Do you wanna kill me yet?
My patience button is getting pushed in, but we'll get there, slowly but surely.
Surely slow.
I need a Lorazepam.
You need a lobotomy.
I think I do. Honestly. I need a lobotomy. There's so much.
It feels like life is happening at a rapid pace.
Should we just like get married to throw some more stress in there or…?
-Let's plan a wedding. Why not? -Yeah!
Don't threaten me with a good time. Let's go for it.
We're already all in. We're betting on black right now, babe.
My biggest fear is getting remarried, having more kids,
and having it end the way it ended for me the first time I did it.
The idea of marriage isn't necessarily what is so scary to me.
It's creating another family with somebody,
and I wanna make sure it's with the right person
because getting a divorce is not an option for me.
I'm not doing that again.
I just wanna make sure that we're being like logical,
and making the right decision to move to Temecula, you know?
My work is here. My career is here. My family is here.
I mean, I'm gonna miss this, definitely.
It's beautiful, but it'll always be our hometown.
We can always come back. We know where the happy hours are.
-Let's go learn something new. -Yeah.
You know? Create a family, create a life.
Set ourselves up for, you know, our next chapter.
I think that's something that I'm personally really looking forward to.
You're gonna get sick of me.
I'm taking it day by day.
There's a new day coming
Whoa
Bring the Bring the action
And you can't stop the passion
I'm number one Everlastin'
Check me out Watch what happens
When I When I bring the action…
Jason's throwing this huge office party to celebrate over $1 billion in sales,
but the real reason I'm here
is to hear my name when he says who got Cypress.
On a scale of one to ten, I'm feeling a 15 that I'll get Cypress.
Jason would be a fool not to give his top producer
his prized listing.
Cheers!
-What's up, fam? -Hi!
Whoa, ho!
-What happened? -No!
Now you can't stop the passion
I'm number one Everlastin'…
-Hello! -Hey!
Bring the action
Check me out Watch what happens…
-Hey! -Hey, hey!
-Hey! -Hi, buddy.
-Should I…? -How you doing? How's your week?
-So, Jason's selling his Cypress property. -Okay.
-Gio's going to get it. -I wouldn't mind.
-Are you a mustache kind of girl? -Oh, I am.
I don't care that much about mustaches. They're okay.
No, a mustache ride?
Would recommend.
Anyway…
You feel you are in the running for Cypress?
It would be an honor to be considered. Do you think you are? I'm sure you are.
I mean, I better be.
Jason's announcing Cypress. It's the only reason I'm here.
Dream on
With Polly closing Sandcastle, Gio double-ending Kings,
Fiona with the offer on Bluebird, and Ashtyn closing Tustin,
the Orange County and San Diego offices have overperformed, honestly.
We're at a billion dollars in sales, which is our best year ever.
So, I'm throwing a very well-deserved event for the agents,
and one agent is gonna be getting my $15-million personal property
on Cypress.
-Hi, ladies! -Hello!
-How are you? -Thank you for this beautiful party.
-Want me to get you a beverage? -You are really…
You kiss-ass!
I know, you're a real kiss-ass. I am gonna be announcing Cypress tonight.
Where are you leaning? Can I do a last-minute pitch?
-No. -No way I'm getting snip-snip down there.
-Yeah, I think you guys are overreacting. -No, no, no.
The doctor said Austin would lose his dick.
Jason got one, but…
-You did? -What?
-Vasectomy. -But now he has a vagina.
-So nice to have you here! -It's so nice to be here.
It's like nothing ever changed.
-I know. -But also everything changed.
Everything.
By the way, I heard you went on a little rendezvous with my friend Luke.
-I did. -How was that?
I mean, he's got a mustache. You did well. Thank you.
-Yeah. -Hi.
-Hi! -Hi, Hall.
-You're looking the wrong direction. -I know.
It's gonna be a long night. Jason's not announcing until the very end.
-I feel like it'll be me. -I feel like it'll be me.
You're not a part of it.
I don't have to worry about you as competition.
-Are you sure? -Yeah.
-Why else do you think I'm here? -Stop.
-What? -There's no way. I would lose my mind.
Should we do a shot?
Yes, three, please.
-Polly! -Cheers to Polly finding love.
To Polly finding love.
Polly, after your, uh, shot, come join us, please.
I have a question for you.
Sorry, guys. I am summoned.
-Did you down it? Good job. -Yeah.
Gotta love her.
I'm wary you set her up on a date with someone you know.
-One of my longest friends. -No offense. I mean… offense.
But no offense.
What's goin' on over there?
I don't know. Can you read lips?
No.
Ian said you texted him.
He… he is a very, very good dude.
-Yeah. -I could not be happier for you both.
Yeah, we're in a really good spot. I heard you have a girlfriend.
-I did just start seeing somebody, yeah. -I could be wrong. You did?
-Really? Well, that's good. -Yeah.
-Good. -It is good.
-It's just, it's still very fresh and new. -They're all good in the beginning.
Nobody I've ever dated is anything close to what this person is.
Meaning what?
Watch it.
Just like down-to-earth.
You need a down-to-earth chick.
Good.
So, do you think you and Ian are gonna get married?
That's the plan.
It's like what I want, I'm really excited,
but there's just, you know, so many moving parts right now,
and obviously, like, it's… it's changed, you know?
I am very, very, very happy for you guys, though.
Thank you.
-Yeah, I'm hap-- I'm really happy too. -Yeah.
I still am gonna give you shit for like the rest of my life.
-When you're not is when I'm worried. -Yeah.
-There you go. Fair. -Yeah.
-A good way to look at it. -Yeah.
So Ashtyn claims that Alex and I were both being flirty.
Both of you? I heard it was just Alex.
Ashtyn was saying "they" to Alex.
I know both of you well enough to know you won't be inappropriate to a homeowner.
A hundred percent.
And then I looked on my Instagram.
The owner of the listing Alex and I toured followed me on Instagram.
I DM'd him, very politely, of course, and I just said,
"Hey, there's mentions
that you felt uncomfortable by me and Alex,
and that, you know, you felt like we were flirting with you,
and that was not our intention,
and if that happened, I would feel horrible."
Right?
Just look at this.
Like, are you kidding me?
Okay, so we have literal proof.
Yeah, so that's very telling to me.
-What does that say in terms of like-- -Wait, I'm in a weird-ass position now.
I have a working relationship with Andrew. This is something I have receipts for.
I can show you all the receipts.
Hearing that it was "her" potential listing,
and she has this relationship with Andrew, it was really…
-Off-putting. -A shock.
I don't know if you could see my face, but I was losing my mind.
I unknowingly have been pursuing the same listing as Ashtyn
for a very long time.
I have rented this off-market property before,
and this has been a pocket of mine,
and by funneling more business and money to the homeowner,
of course I'm hoping to lead to a listing agreement.
I'm like blindsided by all this.
That's a liability for the entire Oppenheim Group.
Who knows what else she could say about us and how we run our business?
Well, someone's lying.
Now we know who it is.
Thank you.
If you do a shot, is that more likely I get Cypress?
-Or less likely? -More likely.
There we go.
Party all the time
Partners in crime
Put our hands up
-How you doing? Hi, how are you? -Hello!
-How are you? -Good to see you.
-It's good to see you. -Thank God the mustache is back.
-This is Alex. -How you doing?
Nice to meet you. I've heard so much about you.
-Hopefully good things. -All good things.
-Really? Okay. -Too good to be true.
-Really? All right. -Yeah.
Polly doesn't get excited about too many people.
So, I'm excited that she's excited,
but I'm gonna, you know, keep my eyes and ears pierced for her.
I mean, it seemed great,
and then she told me that he also likes to stuff dead animals.
Like, I'm-- What? What is that called? Taxidermy.
They have a lot in common.
Tyler, say hi to your friend.
-Wow. -Is this the boyfriend?
Dumb and fucking dumber.
-Cheers. -Boyfriend?
-He's cute. -You're frothing.
Well, at first I was like, "Hm… he's friends with Tyler, red flag."
"Seems too good to be true, red flag." Still might be.
-Okay, so real talk. -So?
How serious about… moving to the West Coast are you?
What about you moving to New York?
Uh-- I don't know whether New York is in my future.
-Is New York in my future? -Possibly.
-Are you gonna take me to New York? -Possibly.
Would you?
Let's have a date in New York first, and then I'll…
I think that sounds lovely.
Cheers to a date in New York.
Right here, right now
Ooh, ooh, ooh
I make my vow
Ooh, ooh, ooh
-It's a big night. -It is.
Jason has a big announcement to make. As long as it's good news, I'm happy.
-We're good. -Okay, so "mustache ride."
-Things are making sense. -Yeah.
I feel like they're grilling him. I feel bad.
Sorry.
-Polly… -Kaylee!
Hi.
-Hi! You look absolutely stunning. -Hi. You look very pretty.
Guys, how are we doing? Are we grilling?
-Hi. -How are you?
I'm good. You?
Good. Things have been just, like, crazy.
I don't wanna share that I got Carlsbad. It's a really sensitive topic.
Things get messy.
-How about you? -A whirlwind of so much shit.
I'm still just like spiraling over--
I know you said something with Alex Hall being flirtatious or inappropriate.
Do you think it was just coming from a jealous girlfriend?
-Not directly from the owner. -I… I…
I think that could be it.
-Yeah. -Very well.
-I can't picture… -I don't know.
I actually called him before I came here because I wanted to know.
Yeah.
-What did he say? -You know…
And he didn't answer.
Ah.
But I'm trying to get more information.
I just wanna make sure that everything is transparent.
Because Andrew followed Fiona on Instagram.
Yeah. And they DM'd each other, and she called him out and was like,
"Hey, if I gave you any impression
that I was crossing a line or being inappropriate--"
Wait, wait. That was never said about her.
He only told Nikki he felt like that about Alex Hall.
Okay. So wait, you didn't say that Fiona…?
I did not say that Fiona was.
It was only about Alex.
I feel like Fiona is just causing more issues.
I mean, I know she's young,
but like DMing a client of that high net worth,
extremely unprofessional.
She doesn't know Andrew.
So why would you slide into his DMs
when his girlfriend was already uncomfortable with somebody else flirting?
-You need another conversation with her. -I do not trust her at this point.
Yeah, I just don't, like…
-What the fuck is going on? -I have been so upfront.
But we need to figure out what the fuck's going on.
-Hi. -I'm sorry.
With you I have the most miscommunications of things that were not said.
Maybe you should make these claims
when you have a really clear, concise way of saying them.
I told you that you were not implicated in any flirtations with Andrew.
Well, it's interesting because I've heard that I was--
-From who? -From Alex.
-No. You were never implicated in this. -In this business--
-He only said Alex's name. -That's not true.
Andrew followed me on Instagram two days ago.
He said none of it is true.
There's the source, there's the guy, that's his property.
I reached out directly, and he said it wasn't true.
So how does that make you look in your credibility with all of this?
I have text messages between me and my girlfriend.
Well, I would love to see that.
The whole point of saying that you have receipts is that you show them.
Where are the receipts?
This is all a lie.
She was not flirting. That never happened.
Alex, she has a proven track record of doing business.
Do you not see how all of this is extremely damaging?
Well, Fiona, I mean,
it's not the first time that things have come to light
that, like, aren't true.
Like you also said that I met my husband on fucking Seeking Arrangements?
I did say that. I thought it was true, and if it's not true, I apologize.
But that's exactly like the same conversation we're having.
I fully told you what app we met on,
so you're just making inflammatory, crazy claims
like you have with my business partner.
-You have no legs to stand on. -I have so much legs to fucking stand on!
-No you don't! -Oh, lookit. Oh no!
You're being absolutely insane!
No, I'm not. I'm telling you--
-Babe! -I can admit what I said.
-You remember everything you said? -Of course.
With how much you've been drinking?
-Oh my God, yeah. -I know.
That's what you have to come after?
Do not come at me and say that I'm drunk.
I don't know, Fiona. I don't fucking trust you.
-You don't trust me? I don't trust you. -No!
Look at what you're saying. I have backup to things you say are false.
Me too!
-You have no credibility. -I do!
Look at everyone in the office and what you have done to them.
-I haven't done anything. -You haven't done anything?
All I am, is trying to get clarity with what happened
when you guys went to my friend's house and tried to poach my listing.
-He called us. Get your facts straight. -No, he didn't.
-He called us to be there. -No, that's not true at all.
I've talked to him about it for two years.
Is Ashtyn by herself? Like, she has no allies?
I don't know.
I'm gonna back my girl up.
Be her knight in shining red armor.
I'll tell you what, I love when these hot girls argue.
Oh shit.
Alex Hall and Fiona went and viewed my friend's $14 million listing.
-Tried to poach it from me. -No.
This isn't just your potential listing. This is also my relationship too.
I know you had a listing appointment,
but I'm very much so part of this whole fucking thing.
I've been biting my tongue, trying to figure out how to navigate this.
I've never been in a situation so fucked up,
where I have a working relationship with someone
and, essentially, this opportunity is being taken away from me.
The listing is fair game.
-It's anybody's listing. -I don't know about that.
-That's not true. -Any agreement signed?
Ashtyn has had a lot of issues with all of the people in the office,
except for me,
but this is showing me that Ashtyn's not telling the truth,
and that makes me feel really uncomfortable
'cause I've tried to stick up for her, have her back,
and at this point I just have to walk away,
because if I don't trust you, and you're not telling me the truth,
I can't work with you.
Do you see how damaging it is if you say we're flirting to get listings?
I'm not making it up.
I am gonna walk away.
I know how you feel.
-Yeah. -I've been there before.
Are you okay?
-I don't wanna have this conversation. -You scared me. What's wrong?
Nothing good ever comes from having a conversation with her, ever.
I just don't wanna believe that Alex was flirting in a professional setting.
I don't believe that she was flirting.
I tried to talk to her about what my friend said.
-Hello. -Finally.
This is some close people that I've known for ten years.
Can I get all the agents up here?
Did they get the listing?
No, I got it the other day.
It sounds like you're on the winning end of it.
-So why are you worried about it? -Uh, girl…
It really warms my heart to get agents from the San Diego office
and the Newport Beach office together to celebrate.
And we hit over a billion dollars in sales,
so that's why we're all here.
And there was a friendly competition between the offices,
and I'm proud to say that the Orange County office won this year.
Yeah, we did! Yeah!
-Way to go! -Ooh! Ooh! Ooh!
And I did promise the agents in the Orange County office
that I would give them my $15 million personal residence,
and I would choose someone to list it for me.
-There are some really deserving people. -It's not you.
So I'm gonna start
by mentioning a couple people who didn't get the listing.
-I really think they deserve a shout-out. -If my name is called right now…
-Polly. -Shut up!
Let me tell you that you didn't get it, but you were really close.
You are one of the top producers in the office this year,
so it was a very difficult decision, and I know that you do a great job.
-Also, Gio, you are super deserving. -Shut the fuck up!
-Hold on. I'm sorry? -Stop!
You are the top producer in the office, so you are almost too deserving.
-I don't think you need my listing. -If he gives this to a new agent…
And there's someone that I chose that wasn't the top producer this year,
but I think did not get out-hustled by anybody,
and I think can use this listing
to bolster her career even more, and that's Alex Hall.
Whoo!
Just me? Alone?
Just you alone.
-Really? -Yeah.
Ah! Whoo!
-Congrats. -I thought it was me for sure.
I am actually really upset that I didn't get Cypress.
I feel like I've done a really good job at showing how good of an agent I am
and how hard I'm working.
It does feel like a little bit of a kick in the teeth.
I really think I deserve it.
Yeah, it fucking sucks.
Gio, I hope you're not frustrated, man.
-He'll bring us a buyer. -Sure am, but it's okay.
Well, with that, guys, let's get back to drinking.
-Thank you. -Yes, please.
-Good luck on your overpriced listing. -Bitch!
-I told you. -Polly's pissed.
-She is not happy. -She's not happy.
I'm absolutely floored Jason has given me his personal residence
and trusted me to sell it.
He is not the easiest boss to impress,
so I think this is a moment that I definitely feel very proud of myself
and validated that I'm in the right place.
Hoping that Jason won't be a nightmare client,
but if anybody knows how to deal with Jason, it's me.
Come here. Love you. Mwah!
-All right. -The right choice.
-It's a little bit of a blow, but yeah, I… -I can understand.
-How are you? -Good.
-Congrats. -Thanks.
So I'm going to go congratulate her.
-You look stunning. -You always look stunning.
So good to see you.
Basically…
I crashed out last week because of this whole situation.
Congratulations.
Thank you.
Your baby gift that you got me was one of my favorites.
I'm glad you liked it.
And, you know, I also wanted to say that originally I was super upset.
When Andrew called me, there was that disconnect.
I thought you guys tried to poach the listing.
So you lied and said I was flirting with him?
No, I didn't lie about that. He actually did tell my girlfriend that.
So who… who was right and who was wrong?
-Who's starting the drama? -I don't know, that's the problem.
Anything I've come to you with was true.
Well, he told Fiona that none of that was true.
-He's one of your good friends. -Yes, he is.
-So, would one of your good friends lie? -No.
What I'm hearing you say is, you thought I was going behind your back.
-And talking to your client. -Yes.
What does that have to do with your accusation about me?
Do you realize what a slap in the face it was?
And then you tell me that it's another misunderstanding.
-I'm sorry. I'm not-- I wasn't-- -You don't have to be sorry.
It's fine. At the end of the day, I don't want anything to do with this.
You just don't hear me out. You don't listen to me.
-I don't want you to lie. -I've never lied to you!
I don't care.
-I don't need to defend myself. -Not what I was upset about.
I was upset because I felt like you were poaching the listing,
from what happened.
Not what I did.
I had no idea that this was your friend, your "client."
Kaylee's also saying it's her client, so it's already a clusterfuck.
I think it's really unfair that you're saying I never listen to you
because I think I've gone above and beyond to listen to you, to give you grace.
-And you fucked me over multiple times. -I have not fucked you over, Alex.
That's how I feel.
So at this point, I have a right to protect my business
and to protect myself.
All I ask you is to just please leave my name out of your mouth.
I'm way too old for that.
I've worked way too hard in my career to be dealing with this stuff.
So I'm gonna remove myself from the situation.
I wish nothing but the best for you, your growing family, and everybody else.
But I'm gonna-- I'm gonna go.
Okay.
Fuck.
I do not have a relationship with Ashtyn.
I have never had a relationship with Ashtyn.
The only experiences that I've had with Ashtyn
have pretty much been negative experiences.
It's always the same thing. It's like the hamster wheel.
Jason giving me this listing is amazing.
Everything happens for a reason.
But with Ian and I moving, I've got a lot on my plate.
And I don't really know what the future holds.
Try to knock me down
I'm gonna keep on fighting
I know I'm a survivor
Thought you'd won till now
Well, I'm gonna keep on fighting
I know I'm a survivor
Ooh
I know I'm a survivor