["Get It While You Can" by 80AM plays]
♪ It's okay to get attached ♪
♪ 'Cause once you've ever tasted this There's no goin' back ♪
♪ I won't be here forever ♪
♪ So let's go while we're together ♪
♪ You know there ain't nothin' better ♪
♪ So get it while you can… ♪
I have PTSD 'cause I used to knock all these houses.
Really? Did you get-- did you get any business?
I've sold a few, yeah, but my ass was a lot higher back then.
[Polly chuckles]
[Polly] Ooh, look at this door handle.
[Alex] Gorgeous.
Wow, look at the view!
-♪ You know there ain't nothin' better… ♪ -Look at the big vagina.
Oh, that does look like a vagina. It's very welcoming. [laughs]
Literally.
-This is-- -It's-- She's crowning.
[laughs]
♪ Forest in the background, keep my wish ♪
♪ Living just like we should ♪
[Alex] Five bedrooms. I think 12 million is what Tyler said.
You can tell a bachelor designed this property.
-[Polly] Oh 100%. -[Alex] I'd bet my money on that.
I'm into it.
-My buyer is a bachelor. -Perfect.
And it has a pool. That's, like, the one thing my client is hell-bent on
is getting a pool.
This is a really nice touch, though, with the hidden mood lighting.
[Alex] Well, I think he did it to move into it.
And so when somebody builds a property to move into it,
they're always gonna do it better than they would to resell.
-Yeah. Yeah. -You know what I mean?
I love this kitchen.
[Polly] Your dress matches this entire apartment.
Does it? Are-- are my butt cheeks on the same butt cheek?
Oh, I didn't even realize it was a butt cheek.
-Oh, it's a body. -[Alex] See it? Yeah, it's a body.
[Polly] It looks like you shat yourself, though.
-Does it? -[laughs] Yeah.
The bum is in the right place, but you've got a phhht in the middle.
Oh my God. Have I shat myself?
-I don't know. Probably. -It wouldn't be the first time.
[Polly] This is a great-sized balcony.
-I love it. Yeah. -[Alex] Oh it's gorgeous, and pri--
You get privacy. I wanna go see the pool.
-Yeah, let's go. -Okay.
-[jazzy pop music plays] -♪ Check this out… ♪
-Ooh, look at the bar! -Oh, beautiful. Love a good bar.
-Oh It's gorgeous-- Oh-ooh! -Ooh!
Look how big this-- How-- how long will-- Do you think it'd take us to do that?
One evening. Or-- or morning.
♪ Gotta show you somethin' I know you gonna love… ♪
[Polly] Oh this primary is gorgeous. Look at the closet!
[both] Ooh!
[Polly] This is so good.
-[Alex] Ooh! [gasps] -[Polly gasps] Oh!
-This is a good idea. -[Alex] It's great.
This is for watches? Or bracelets?
-[Polly] Just jewelry in general. -[Alex] I love red velvet.
-It just screams Cartier. -Oh my God, I love it.
Can you imagine, like, all your rings and earrings, and just… That is perfect.
[Alex scoffs] Oh wow!
Oh, I love this. Oh, I could get used to this.
Do you know what? From here, you can't see any other house apart from--
[Alex] No one could see what you were doing in this bed.
-[Polly] No. -Right? It's very private.
Yeah, even for like-- [squeals] Oh my God! [laughs]
[both laugh]
-Oh my God! -I don't usually get that reaction.
[both laugh]
-Don't be afraid. -I was-- I was deep in my imagination.
Right. Let's open this. Let's see.
[Alex] Love this pool.
-I love the hot tub. -[Polly] Look how good that is.
So you and Tyler, you, um… left together.
What is everyone's obsession with Tyler and me?
Huh, because you've been dancing around, and we're like, "Oh."
You got it on and then you left together and then we didn't see you again…
We…
Everyone's like, "They definitely shagged."
-Oh, was that a topic of conversation? -Oh yeah. Oh yeah.
Interesting.
-But you… [splutters] …had the kiss… -Mm-hmm?
…and then you left.
-You went back to the hotel. -Uh-huh.
You went back to a hotel room?
-We all had rooms, yes. -You went to the same room?
-We stayed at the same hotel as you. -No, I know that, but we didn't see you.
-I was-- I was busy dancing. -I was sleeping. I was in my bed sleeping.
Who were you sleeping with?
-With my big bottle of water. -Oh.
-How big is the bottle? -[chuckles]
-Like, slightly larger than average or…? -I-- It-- [laughs]
Polly's always trying to get intel about everything.
I mean, Polly knows everything about everybody's business, I feel like.
And honestly, I'm an open book with a lot of things,
but when it comes to my personal life,
what happens in San Diego stays in San Diego.
I don't think I like coy Alex.
[laughs]
-Like… -There's no coy Alex.
-Is that all I'm gonna get? -Mm-hm.
Tyler has a trip coming up to Nashville,
and he's invited me to spend a little bit of one-on-one time together.
The ball is in Tyler's court.
What he does with the ball is up to him.
-Polly… -Okay, fine.
I'm gonna make up my own story in my head.
-And, like, live off it. -You can romanticize it however you want.
-It's not romantic. It's pure filth. -Oh God!
And you had the best time. You had a blast.
[Alex] Okay.
[Polly laughs]
-We need a fire pit. -Yeah, we do. We need a…
[Alex gasps]
-Yeah, that would be nice, a fire pit. Uh… -Yeah, it would be lovely. I love fire.
Yeah, I feel that we need a bit of peace after the drama in the office.
[splutters] There's something in the Kool-Aid,
and multiple people at the office are drinking the Kool-Aid.
-It's very bizarre. -I think Sean's dishing out the Kool-Aid.
Sean tells rumors about people, spreads lies,
like starts-- tries to start the drama,
and I've seen him do f-- and say fucked-up things.
-And-- and it's all bullshit. -Yeah.
Recently, he told me that Lisa and Austin invited him 'round to their house.
Lisa made him weed cookies.
He felt really weird, and then Lisa and Austin were insinuating
that he-- they wanted him to engage in a threesome.
[dramatic music plays]
Yeah.
What the fuck?
-And he felt so uncomfortable, he left. -What the fuck?
And I didn't tell Austin until Austin said that he heard it from someone else.
-Oh my God. -Yeah.
-So this is like a full-on rumor. -Yeah.
Like, if that situation happened,
then why for the last year has he been asking Austin and Tyler and everybody,
like, "We used to be cool." Like, "Why can't we just be friends?"
And time and time and time again?
-Hopefully he's burned enough bridges… -Same shit, different day.
-…that he removes himself, because… -I don't think he will.
…there's only a-- a number of bridges you can burn
before you gotta get the fuck out of town.
["Knew Your'd Never Change" by Ysa plays]
-♪ Never ♪ -♪ Change ♪
-♪ Never change ♪ -♪ Change ♪
-♪ Never, ever, I know you'll ♪ -♪ I know you'll ♪
[funky pop music plays]
♪ My shots ain't never miss ♪
♪ Yeah, it's easy like Sunday mornin' ♪
♪ Don't gotta think about it Think about it… ♪
I love farm animals.
That's why I'm excited to see this property.
I hear there's goats.
I don't think this is a real farm farm, is it?
[Jarvis] No, I think it is.
♪ Right now, I gotta have it Gotta have it ♪
♪ Oh yeah, it's automatic, automatic… ♪
-Wow. What? -What? There's a car! Is that a car?
-[Jarvis] Yes, a Lamborghini. -Is that who I think it is?
-Look at this staircase! -Oh my-- I'm gonna fall.
First of all, just in general, but then from looking at everything.
[Sean] I'm always forgetting. 1974 Periscopio S.
-[man] Correct. -[Sean] How did you guys bring that in?
Through the skylight?
Yeah, my architect fortunately designed it with about an inch and a half clearance.
-We dropped it through with a crane. -Oh my gosh, this place is insane!
Isn't this nuts?
Richard is typical for my type of clientele.
He is a big baller in Orange County.
He owns some of the malls. And he's a very successful entrepreneur,
and this home is such a perfect fit for me,
especially with my marketing background. I know that I could be a great fit
to list his property.
♪ Ooh I'm catchin' all the dust When I walk into the room ♪
♪ I'm makin' next, I'm cashin' checks And I hop in the wind-blast room ♪
♪ Don't gotta fantasize I'm shinin' when I smile… ♪
Oh my God, what is--
Holy jeez. Is that a car?
-[Sean] Look at you. Came in silent. -[Kayla] This is amazing!
-How are you? -[Jarvis] She's like a cat.
[Kayla] Where am I? Am I in Newport?
Like, where was I transported to?
-Hi! -[Sean] Right?
-Hi! Isn't this phenomenal? -[laughs] Oh my God, this is amazing.
How are you? This is Richard.
-[Kayla] Hi, Richard. Nice to meet you. -Nice to meet you.
-That's real? What? -[Sean] Yeah, that used to be his old car.
He's like, "It wasn't really working well, so I decided to put it on the wall."
It became art.
-[Kayla] What? -[Sean] Nuts.
Yeah. That's why I wanted you to come. I've never seen a property like this.
-Vineyard, the winery. -[Jarvis] Right.
You're on a nature preserve, privacy. I'm trying to find a good price point
for what you're getting in terms of value of the house.
Yeah. It's a very unique property.
[Ali] I mean, the homes here in Orange County,
it's like the yin and the yang between the South.
I mean, like, it-- it-- it's built differently,
the style is different.
The stairs, oh my gosh.
I've never seen so many staircases that are truly just a ticket to the hospital.
After everything you put into the house, what's the price that you think right now
you'd feel comfortable pricing it at? Something around, like, 30?
Land values and the improvements here certainly would merit that price, I think.
If somebody wants to have a vineyard and winery in Newport Beach,
you're hard-pressed to find another.
-Absolutely. -Never been to one until this property.
[Ali] I have so many questions. I mean, first of all, the backyard is outstanding.
[Richard] So this was gifted to the State of California, basically.
It's a thousand-acre ecological preserve. You have park rangers.
It-- We've got bobcats, coyotes.
-[Jarvis] My gosh. -[Richard] In nature.
[Ali] The Wild Wild West right here.
[pop hip-hop music plays]
This is crazy!
-An oasis. -[Sean] Isn't this nuts?
[Jarvis] I feel like I don't even know where I am.
I know you're not on the beach, I know it's not coastal,
but I feel like in terms of just having your own…
You saw the gated private entrance…
-Yeah. -…the long driveway. Nothing but privacy.
-Let's look around. -[Kayla] Okay.
♪ Aim for the stars… ♪
[Ali] This really is like Jurassic Park!
♪ They just showed them They just showed them love ♪
All right, so I need to warn you guys.
There is a massive killer snapping turtle in here.
[Jarvis] Oh really?
[Sean] He has koi fish throughout the property.
He has $3 million worth of koi fish alone, what he told me.
-Oh, okay. What? -Oh my God. Three million?
-A koi that size in itself is worth a lot. -Wait. Hold on.
Three million dollars worth of fish?
I don't know if I can justify that, but-- Oh God.
A little dragonfly! Aw!
I can thrive in-- in a setting that-- that is, you know, unfamiliar to me,
but you take me outdoors,
everything that crawls, slithers, flies, buzzes, or that's gonna bite you,
it's comin' to me.
-Yes. -Oh sh…
-That-- that thing is gonna snap. -I love this so much. I really do.
No.
No way.
["It's Lookin' Good" by Becca Lynn plays]
♪ Yeah, I'm super obsessed ♪
♪ Lemme know when you done messin'… ♪
Look at this goat house.
-Uh-uh. Oh my gosh. -Yeah!
♪ It's a mood, it's a vibe It's a state of mind ♪
-♪ And now I want it more… ♪ -[goat bleats]
It kind of was lookin' at me cock-eyed, so I don't know.
-It's unsure of you. -Oh yeah?
[Ali] I'm unsure of it too.
I love farm animals, like, all kinds.
Like, the goats and the bunnies, any kind of farm animal.
-I'm good. I'm good. -[Ali laughs] It's mutual.
[Sean] It's so funny.
-What's your name? -I'm calling 'em all Billy.
Hey, Billy.
What's the price you think we should list it at?
-You think 30's good? -[Billy bleats]
-I think so. -[Sean] I… Exactly!
[upbeat guitar music plays]
[Ali] Once you get this listing, Kayla has to help you with the broker's open.
-Y'all killed it. -Yeah, I know.
Totally, yeah.
-[Sean] Effortless! -Say less.
-That was such a fun… That was… yeah. -[Jarvis] It was amazing.
Best broker's open I've ever been to.
Oh my gosh, and, like, the-- the seller was just obsessed with you.
-He just kept on singing your praises… -He's so cool.
…the whole time, so…
Ah, I love that. That's music to my ears. Thank you.
Sean, how was, um, the after-party in San Diego?
Um, I was… Why weren't you guys there?
-I was super tired. -[Ali] I felt horrible. Yeah.
-[Sean] Yeah. I stopped by. -But I had, um…
It was just really awkward with that group.
I got there and immediately don't even feel welcome with them.
-'Cause they're always just, like… -Cliquey.
Yeah. So I tried talking to Tyler
because, obviously, remember the thing that happened at the bonfire?
-Oh, yeah. -Yeah, so I was tryin' to clear the air.
So I spoke to him and obviously I apologized 'cause I was like,
"Hey, that hit a soft spot. I didn't mean for it to go that way,"
but it was really weird.
Like, Tyler is on one. He was like, "You're…" Like, "You have no experience."
"I've been in this industry for 12 years." Yet he just explained a few months ago
that he sold his first listing without his dad, right?
Which doesn't matter. Doesn't matter.
We're not here like, "I'm better than you. Look at me." Ha ha.
Right.
He was making fun of my marketing. And I've worked in marketing 7, 8 years.
It's like dagger, dagger, dagger. "You're not this."
"You're not worthy of this."
"Good luck selling real estate. You come from marketing."
Your marketing background is perfect for this.
I mean, marketing is everything when it comes to real estate.
He was just going lower and lower, and then just said he didn't like me
and he has issues with me, but no reasons why.
And then I haven't-- I haven't even talked to Gio and Austin,
and even they're being weird.
I haven't even hung out with Austin in, like, a year.
It's like that group has a full-time job trying to manipulate and twist things.
So it just creates more, like, I dunno, pandemonium in the office,
like, more chaos.
-[pop music plays] -♪ It's the fight for survival ♪
♪ It's the fight for survival ♪
["They Call It Love" by KOYOTIE plays]
♪ 'Cause we're never sayin' never And it's outta sight ♪
♪ We can make it magic Like the black hat and the rabbit… ♪
Whoo! [laughs]
Oh my God!
Fried my eyelashes off.
-♪ Click click ♪ -♪ You're my favorite ♪
♪ I'mma gonna like it You're my favorite… ♪
-Oh! -♪ They call it love! ♪
♪ Bang, bang, tear it up ♪
♪ Rock it so hard, can't get enough… ♪
Hello!
Hello, there.
Perfect timing.
♪ They call it love! ♪
♪ Bang, bang, tear it up ♪
♪ Take another shot, can't get enough ♪
♪ Dane, dane, dangerous ♪
♪ Droppin' that ball ♪
-[Polly] How are you? -Hi. Good to see you. How are ya?
-I'm good. -Good. Wow, this place looks great.
Today Gio is bringing one of his buyers to see my beautiful listing on Ocean.
We have just done a huge price reduction of $760,000,
so hopefully that's what's needed to get this baby sold.
I just nearly singed my eyelashes off on that fucking thing.
Well, you know, part of the job description, right?
I know.
[Gio] We work hard. I don't think people realize how hard our job is sometimes.
-Blood, sweat, and tears. -Yeah.
-But I'll take it for cash buyer. -Well, yes, so he is cash.
-What's his… what's his deal? -He's a little picky.
He's coming from out of state.
So he wants something that he can walk to the beach to,
but also he doesn't want to have to do a fucking thing.
He just wants to be able to move in with his toothbrush.
Well, I mean…
-This might be it. -Voilà.
[pop-rock music plays]
♪ Ooh… ♪
[Gio] And there is my buyer.
-[Polly] What's he called? -[Gio] Ian.
That's what I call him, at least. He's never argued with me.
The one day I'm glad I didn't drive my Porsche, bro.
-Smart man. Smarter than I am. -Because that would smoke it.
-[Polly] Welcome to your new home. -[Gio] This is Polly.
-How are you? Nice to meet you. -[Polly] Lovely to meet you.
Welcome to your potential future, uh, beach house.
How many lunges to the beach?
-[Polly] Twenty-seven. -[Gio] Twenty-seven.
-Yeah, the sand… -Who took those lunges?
-[Gio] Can't you tell she does 'em? Okay. -[laughs]
She doesn't come with the house, bro. I'm sorry.
[Polly] So we have an open concept on the lower floor.
Gorgeous kitchen with an oversized island in Calacatta Bella.
European white-oak floors throughout the home.
Very coastal farmhouse.
-Four beds, five baths. -How many square feet?
Uh, we're just over 3,500, so…
-Which is good for this area… -Yeah.
[Gio] …and this close to the beach for this price.
[Polly] If you like it, I would suggest you move quickly.
Since we did the price reduction, we've had lots of interest.
-How long ago was the reduction? -[Polly] Three days ago.
-Three days. -[Polly] Mm-hm.
-Okay, let's go see the rest. -Let's do it.
[upbeat pop music plays]
[Polly] This is your primary.
[Gio] I mean, Ian, imagine waking up here and seeing that view in the morning.
[Polly] Wait till you get upstairs. The view upstairs is incredible.
-It gets better? -It gets a lot better than this.
So up here, we have a custom bar with mood lighting, and then…
-[Ian] Wow. -[Polly] Welcome to paradise.
-[Ian] This is paradise. -[Gio] The money shot.
-What do you think, Ian? -I love it. It'll come down to numbers.
We're gonna see how good you are 'cause I can tell she's good.
-Polly is great. So… -[Ian] No doubt.
-I'll leave you to it. I'll be downstairs. -Thanks, Polly.
-I love it. Absolutely love it. -Ian, this house is a slam dunk.
Even though they've just had that almost $700,000 price reduction,
my strategy would be to come in somewhere around 7.7 mil,
and give us room to come up.
Give us room to, you know… I-- We wanna get a counter back.
We don't wanna get a counter back. We want her to accept our offer.
-Additionally, I'm a cash buyer. -Yes.
-So get it done. -You're in the best fuckin' hands, man.
Trust me. All right.
Thanks again.
[Ian] You have your directive. Get me this house.
Aye-aye, Captain.
-He's perfect for this house. -He is.
-The hard sell is gonna be the price. -Right.
But let me get something in writing for you,
and I'm-- I'm feelin' confident about it.
Despite the bird shit on my hands, I'm feelin' good.
-That is good luck. -It is, actually, it is.
Yeah.
Yeah. So what have we got on for the rest of the day?
I'm still kind of recovering from San Diego.
-Oh my God. Same. -That was like…
-So much shit went down. -I know.
I was playing, you know, Cupid with, uh, Hall and Tyler.
Oh yeah?
They've just been dancing around each other for months.
-They did leave together, though. -Okay…
-And they came down to breakfast together. -That's what I was wondering.
I'd be shocked if they didn't bang that night.
Oh!
There was… there's no doubt that they bumped uglies. Yeah.
-Bumped uglies. -A hundred-- A hundred percent.
Take two hot people, throw in a couple drinks,
shake that up, and you know what's gonna go down.
Sex.
[laughs] I think she's gonna eat Tyler alive, but, you know…
-I think he'll enjoy that. [laughs] -…I wish them the best.
Who doesn't love being eaten alive? [laughs]
-We'll see. We'll see. -That's fair. You're right.
[club music plays]
♪ Watch me show out ♪
♪ Oh, oh-oh-oh, oh, oh-oh-oh ♪
♪ Watch me show out ♪
♪ Oh, oh-oh-oh-oh ♪
♪ I walk in with a bang bang ♪
♪ Walk in with a bang bang… ♪
-[woman] Hi, welcome to Jane. -Hi! Thank you!
♪ It's the left, it's the right Up, down, boom booming ♪
♪ Boom booming… ♪
-[Kayla] Hi! -[Sean] Here she is.
-Hi! How are you? -How are you?
-Good to see you.
-[Ali] Good to see you. -Good seeing you.
♪ Watch me show out… ♪
-[Austin] Thank you. -[server] Enjoy.
-Thanks. -[server] A pleasure.
Well, so, date night?
To celebrate 13 years of dating.
-Dating anniversary. -[Austin] Anniversary.
-[Lisa] We did it. We're here. -[laughs]
-[Ali] Cheers! -Cheers.
-I love y'all! -[Sean] Yes.
[Kayla] That is fresh.
-Delicious. -[Ali] That is really good.
Thirteen years is a long time. I was livin' in LA,
I was ridin' that Harley that I crashed.
And your ball sack turned into an eggplant.
-I still had twins, didn't I? -You did, somehow.
I was so scared I wasn't gonna be able to have kids after that. That was bad.
-[server] Pardon me. -Whoa, it's blue.
Is that an "Adios Motherfucker"?
[server] There is some blue Curaçao in there,
which gives it that beautiful color.
Did we know what we were gonna do for our entrées as well?
[Austin] Yeah, we were doing a steak.
-How do you like yours prepared? -Um, medium.
-Same. Appreciate you. -All right. Thank you.
Here you go.
-Cheers. -[Lisa] Cheers.
[chill club music plays]
I, uh, set up a showing for us on Sunday.
A house in Mesa Verde.
I love that neighborhood.
Yeah. It's exactly where we wanna be, but it's gonna need a lot of work.
Money would be tight, so we wouldn't be able to fix it up immediately,
but I do have a lot of stuff in the pipeline.
You know, if I close Rico, that's, like, over $100,000 commission.
[Lisa] Yeah.
Um, maybe I get Ritz Cove. That's an $18 million listing.
So it's like, in time, I'll be closing more deals and…
Will we live in it while we're redoing it?
We'd live in it, and then, like, when I have the money to fix it up,
we could do bathrooms, you know…
So just have exposed nails and stuff while the girls are just running around…
-We can caution tape it off. It's fine. -[laughs] Just put caution tape.
[laughs]
[server] All right. Pardon me. We've got our steak here, medium.
-Thank you. -[server] You're welcome.
-Looks delicious. Thank you. -[Lisa] Thank you.
[server] Okay, got some fillets.
-Are you enjoying it so far? The industry? -Yeah. I mean, it's a lot.
I never thought I'd ever study for anything else again ever in my life.
-[Sean] I remember that, yeah. -Period.
What about the houses you've been seeing? Aren't they insane?
Yeah, they're insane.
But I mean, can I ask one thing so I can get a timeline in my mind?
-Yeah. -You and Tyler's relationship fell apart.
You mentioned your relationship with Austin. So what happened there?
Because I mean, I've never seen you guys converse in public, ever.
Austin and I were chill.
I do think that him and his wife are a bit too flirty for my taste sometimes.
-Their wife? He and his wife? -[Sean] They're a little bit flirty.
Wait.
-Yeah. -With, like, uh, like, everyone?
Maybe with everyone. Like, they're just a flirty couple.
Oh…
Wait, but will you elaborate on this?
-[Austin] Have a good time in San Diego? -[Lisa] I did.
Everyone was like fucking on one that night, like little piranhas.
It's the tequila. You give tequila in this… this office, and things happen.
Who are you talking about specifically?
[indistinct background chatter]
Sean, definitely on a piranha.
I don't know. I don't really talk to him anymore, so…
What happened? Remind me. I don't know.
-Uh… -A lot of things happen in your world.
I don't know if it's true,
but I had two sources from the office come up to me and tell me some shit
that just literally makes me wanna shake.
Like, you remember that night when we invited Sean over
and Sean said, "Hey, can I come over? I'd love to hang out with you."
-Remember? -When I made cookies.
[Austin] You made cookies. Yes, that night.
So he came over, we cooked him dinner, we played Oculus…
-Yes, I remember. -…and then he went home.
Apparently his story is much different.
His story is he came over,
we drugged him with marijuana cookies…
Marijuana cookies?
…and tried to have a three-way with him.
[laughs]
[Austin] Like…
-Are you fucking kidding? -[Austin] That pisses me off.
My daughters are upstairs.
Like, that guy has some sick shit goin' on in his head
to even come up with that scenario.
We've never had a three-way, and it's not gonna be with you, Sean.
-He thinks he's gonna be the first one? -It ain't gonna be fucking you, bro.
[dramatic music plays]
First off, this guy's married.
My headspace would never even think to go there. No.
I'm not here to judge underlying parts of someone's relationship.
You could be open. You can do whatever you want.
It's your relationship and your marriage. Do what you want. I'm not here to judge.
But he has been very interesting towards me in the past.
He's made moves on me. If your wife is touching me
saying, "You're my favorite in the office," that could lead to hints.
I choose to stay away from some of these situations.
Why do you think I separated myself at this point?
There's, like, some delusion. Enjoy yourself.
I don't understand what I ever did to him
to even-- For him to even, like, make up some stupid-ass rumor.
Bring my wife and my kids into it, we got a problem. We got a big problem.
You overstepped the boundaries.
And guess what? He didn't say it to my face because he-- he-- he can't.
Exactly! Because he can't. Why would he?
[Austin] He won't say it to my face. Let's see him.
Let's see him come up to me and try to say it to my face. Go ahead, Sean.
Go ahead. I dare you.
["Nightmare" by Kendra Dantes & Nino Tosco plays]
♪ It's a dangerous game ♪
♪ Think you could escape ♪
[funky pop music plays]
♪ Whoo ♪
♪ All right ♪
♪ Gotta get it, yeah ♪
[Austin] What's up, baby girl?
-[Jarvis] Hi. -[Austin] What's up, bro?
Hey, babe. How are you?
-Hey, sweetheart. You? -[Austin] Good. What's up?
-Almost wore a shirt exactly like that. -Hey, have you started studying?
Yes. I mean, I've been studying, but it's hard for me to just sit down and study.
I know. I literally hadn't taken an exam since high school.
Yeah. Let's see what… I actually like this stuff.
-You're insane. -I've always been a bit of a nerd.
-What up, team? -What's up, top dog?
-Not gonna lie, I love that nickname. -Look at those white pants.
[chuckles] What's wrong with my pants?
-Nothing. -[Austin] Top dog.
You're not allowed to sit down unless you have good news for me, Gio.
[Gio] Um…
-We have things to talk about. -Does it begin with an eight?
Let's chat. Let's-- Come on, let's chat. Yeah.
-Conference table? Yeah. -[Polly] Yeah.
So, I was thinking that--
Oh, you're sitting at the head of the table. Well, so am I.
-Wait, wait. Are you serious? -Yes.
Oh my God. All right.
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Comfortable?
So, we have an offer.
He's all cash. Fourteen days escrow, seven-day contingency.
What's the number?
7,700,000.
I know. I think there's a deal to be had, Polly. I-- I really do.
-We are just 450,000 off. -[Gio] Yeah.
Couch change.
Okay. BRB.
-How are you? -[man] Doing good. How are you?
[Polly] They have written an offer.
Fourteen-day escrow with a seven-day inspection contingency,
all cash.
And that would be at 7.7.
-7.7 in cash now. -[Polly] Okay, I'll see what I can do.
-We're gonna counter back. -Good.
7.950.
-I can work with that. -Best and final.
-Let's see what he says. -[Polly] Okay.
Ooh, I'm sweating.
Ian, I, uh, have some great news for you.
I presented, and we got a counter back
at 7,950,000, best and final.
So anything we do it from this point on, it's a fucking crap shoot.
I'll go in guns blazing, but it is… it is a gamble.
Let me give it a shot, and, um, I'll give you a call back.
Okay. Well, he loves the house,
but he also loves all the furniture.
He also wants 7,925,000.
-That's ego. -Understood.
If your sellers are willing to let him have that win,
then we have a deal.
-Can I make a call? -Tell them to be the bigger people.
Hi, it's me again. 7.925. He also wants all of the furniture.
-25,000? -I know, the 25,000 is an ego thing.
-I'll speak to you later. -[Gio] That doesn't sound good.
Stage items off the table. I'll put you in touch with the stager.
-Price? -They've accepted the 7.925.
That's my girl. I fuckin' love it.
All right, we'll figure out the rest. We'll have Jason pay for it. Good job.
-Oh my gosh! -[Gio] Congrats!
-[Brandi] Nice work! -[Gio] Thank you. Thank you, thank you.
-Polly killed it. All her. -[Austin] Congrats, Gio.
-[Jarvis] A top-dog compliment. -Exciting.
Congrats, gang!
-Yay, congratulations, you guys. -This is the biggest deal of my career!
-Really? -I need to get it in writing.
$8 million! I'm like… I just had like--
I have not had my license two years. Get studying.
-Got it. -If I can do it, you can it.
-Do the crash course. -That's what I'm doing.
[Polly] And I know… I know it all in my head.
-Hello. -[Gio] Hey, bro.
-[Sean] How are you guys? -We need to have a chat.
-How's it goin'? -Sean.
[Ali] Hi.
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-[Polly] So, yeah, I could go on… -Sean… Sean, we need to have a chat.
-What? -We need to have a chat outside.
-Over here? -Yeah.
[Gio] Sounds serious.
That's sudden. Let's have a chat.
Could even get…
Unpacked. [chuckles]
[Gio] What'd I miss?
[Ali] Anyone know what's goin' on?
[Sean] What's up?
-[Austin] I heard rumors you're starting. -[Sean] Rumors about what, Austin?
-Don't play stupid. -[Sean] Not playing stupid. What rumors?
-Come on. Own up to what you've said. -[Sean] What rumors?
[Austin] Own up to what you said.
-Own up. -I don't have time for this right now.
-[Austin] You're gonna walk away. -I'm not walking away.
[Austin] You wanna involve everybody else 'cause you need attention?
What's between us needs to be between us.
Let's just talk about it. Fucking coward, dude.
Coward!
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[Ali] What happened?
It's, you know, he's makin' up bullshit, and he's a fucking coward is what he is.
[Jarvis] Hey-- Sean and I are friends. Keep it to yourself.
Jarvis, I'm not talkin' to you, okay?
-Ooh! -You're talkin' to the office.
So that would include me.
[Austin] I was talkin' to Sean.
-You're just calling Sean names. -I can call him a coward if I want, babe.
[Jarvis] Yes, you can. I'm just gonna say keep it to yourself.
-You said your part. -[Alex] What happened?
-[Brandi] What is going on? -[Jarvis] What happened between you?
He just made up some fuckin' rumor.
-[Brandi] About you? -[Alex] The rumor?
I don't wanna spread it anymore, so I just wanna chat with him.
-He said some fucked-up shit. -[Alex] That's so weird.
I mean, I dunno. You call someone out, and they run away? It speaks volumes.
-[Austin] Mm-hm. -[Jarvis] Not always.
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-[Brandi] Oh he's back. -He's back. He's here.
[Brandi] Maybe he wants-- Maybe he wants to talk?
-Hey. -Hey.
-You ready to chat? -Yeah, I'm ready, but that's a bit abrupt.
-What is going on? And tell me… -[Austin] Let's chat, then.
…what you need to talk about? Don't play any guessing game.
-Playing a guessing game? -Let's go talk, Austin.
-Okay, Sean. Let's talk, bro. -[Sean] Let's go talk.
-Where do you wanna talk? -[Austin] Right here. Let's talk.
[Sean] Tell me what you need to talk about.
You wanna get serious, let's get serious.
-[Austin] Let's get serious. -Let's talk. What?
-[Austin] You know what. -Tell me exactly. I'm done with the games.
[Austin] There's no games here.
-Tell me what happened. -[Austin] Calm your shit.
You overstepped a boundary, and I'm not okay with it.
-[Sean] What's the boundary? -[Austin] You know what it is.
I don't know what you're talking about. So tell me.
-You know what it is. -What are you talking about? Tell me.
-Stop with these games now. -Okay.
-[Sean] What? -[Austin] Go ahead.
Whatever rumor you're making up…
-[Austin] I'm not making up a rumor. -…come to me. Austin…
I've heard it from multiple people.
With all due respect, you're trying to turn things around.
-If anything-- -What am I turning around?
-What's there to turn around? -Austin, come with the facts.
If I made up a rumor, tell me what it was. I'm not talking shit about you and Lisa.
-Wait… Sh. -[Austin] Don't play stupid.
You don't want the office to hear, and this door's open.
-You wanna close the door? -[Sean] How does this freakin' door close?
[Gio] I'll do it.
-[Sean] Tell me word-for-word what I said. -You know, dude.
-Just come out. We were friends. -[Sean] Tell me.
-You know what's going on. -Austin. You wanna go there?
-Go where? What are you talking about? -You really wanna go there?
-Look me in the eyes. -Yeah.
Austin, if you have the nerve right now to go there--
-No. No, no. -Why are you making up rumors?
When we were friends, you gave me all this stuff you and your wife are into.
I don't care if you're doing foursomes, flipping…
-Are you fucking kidding me? -No, are you for real?
-No, because this is the truth. Okay? -So you did make this up!
Shew! Those doors being closed aren't helping.
-[Sean] You made a move… -I've never had a threesome!
-[Sean] …you're mad I'm not into it. -I made a move on you?
-[Alex] What? -Whoa.
-You're disgusting! -You're disgusting. A pathological liar.
You're not hot, bro. I would never fucking wanna hit on you.
[Sean] No. You know what?
[Austin] You're the last person I would ever hit on.
What do you mean?
You're not gonna flip this script on me when you hit on me.
Hit on you?
-You looked at me and said… -My fucking kids were upstairs!
-"If I wasn't married, the things I'd do." -What?
-[Sean] I said, "I'm not here for this." -What the fuck?
-You guys are all in your little group. -You're delusional.
[both] Have I ever touched you?
[Sean] So what are you bringing up?
You're making up rumors that my wife and I wanted to fuck you…
You told me you and your wife are experimenting.
You're open to certain things, bringing a guy in.
And I said, "Good for you." That's why I stopped talking to you.
-Are you fucking kidding me, bro? -Don't even try. Don't even try.
-You're really gonna make this shit up? -You're bringing it to my attention.
-Don't even try me. -You're gonna make this shit up?
-[Polly] Oh shit. -Hey, walk away.
-[Alex] Tyler… -[Tyler] You gotta--
You're flipping the script because I'm calling you out on your bullshit.
[Tyler] Hey.
Let's go then, fuck.
If you don't wanna get your ass kicked, take a step down.
[Brandi] No, Austin, chill!
[Tyler] Both of you need to take a step back.
If you need attention so much, sell a fucking property, dude.
-[Sean] You're flipping the script. -I don't care if he gets his ass kicked.
You're all delusional.
You need attention, dude, 'cause you can't sell a property.
This is ridiculous!
Now you make shit up about my family? You don't talk about my family, dude.
I am not making stuff up, Austin. I'm not talking about your family.
Do not make stuff up that never came out of my mouth. You guys are sick!
-Fuckin' douchebag. -Sean, you should probably leave.
What kind of work environment is this?
He just told me right now that I hit on him
and told him that Lisa and I wanna have a three-way with him.
-Wait, what? -The fuck?
-He literally just said that. -[Alex] This happened not at work.
Why are you getting in my face?
Because I'm so sick of all of this.
It is a horrible work environment. This is turning into a brothel.
And you guys are pulling out all these distractions,
and what kind of fabrications…
-[Alex] Austin invited you into his home. -[Sean] Don't even go there, Alex.
-He's delusional. That guy's crazy. -What the fuck is happening?
Hey. Just-- just don't touch him because you will get in trouble.
I would feel the same way…
Secondly, I'm fuckin' pissed if you're doing three-ways, four-ways.
I wasn't fuckin' invited. Tyler too.
-Come on, man. At least invite me. -Ya asshole.
It's fine if I was doing it. I'm happy to admit shit.
You know I'm an honest person, but for someone to say something
that's not true really pisses me off.
No, no, no, I know, but just… let's chill.
-[Tyler] Let's chill for a second. -[Alex] Okay.
I do not make up rumors that are 100% true on my family, on my life.
On my family. I'd never make something like that up. Never do that.
Sean needs to fuckin' leave.
This man and his wife hit on me before. "You're my favorite. You're so nice…"
Just… Don't. I'm-- I'm begging you. Please don't.
What the fuck games are you guys on?
You're… you're gonna end up with fucking jail time.
[Alex] Sean.
[Austin] Hmm…
And you should be ashamed of yourself. You have some nerve…
-[Gio] Sean. -…coming at me like this.
-Shut the fuck up. -You guys aren't my type. Never will be.
-[Gio] Sean, that's enough. -[Sean] Shame on you.
You need to chill.
-Bro, you'd be the last person on Earth-- -I'm-- I'm begging you. No, no.
-Of course. Of course. Likewise. -[Austin] I mean, last person.
[Tyler] Then why are you talking about it?
-[Sean] You brought it to my attention. -Get out!
-No! Hey, hey! Sean works here too! -[Tyler] No, I'm serious.
-No, he doesn't! -[Gio] Not right now.
-Stop! -This is so…
Come on!
-[Sean] See what I go through? -Maybe we should go!
I cut you guys out of my life, and I was nothing but a true friend.
Thank you for cutting us out. Now keep us cut out. Do your thing.
I have kept you cut out!
-Do your ayahuasca and fuckin'… -[Sean] You have some nerve.
-Shame on you. -Make up stories. Go ahead.
[Sean] Go on Instagram, you're the one telling me, "Nice legs."
Show me! How-- That's not-- "Nice legs"?
[Sean] Come here. Right here. "Them legs."
You're the one commenting on all my photos. See, look at all this.
Because we were working out together, bro, and your legs are fucking huge!
It's a compliment! That doesn't mean I wanna fuck you!
-[Sean] Never hit on you and your wife. -Oh my God.
[Sean] You're embarrassed that I'm calling you out on your bullshit.
No, you're fucking weird, bro.
Of course, call me weird. What else do you have in the book?
Make up stories, bro.
No, don't be embarrassed.
-I don't wanna hit somebody. -[Gio] You're leavin'?
-Yeah, I'm gonna go grab a drink. -Okay.
-[Tyler] I won't let him drink by himself. -[Gio] Let's go.
[Tyler] All right.
-Bye. -[Alex] There's a lot of moving parts.
And I'm not saying one of you is right or one of you is wrong.
You and your little group have been in the wrong the majority of the time.
Own up to your actions.
Don't start spewing fire at me because of Austin.
I've been nothing but cordial and kind and respectful in this office,
and I've been trying to shut down a lot of bad behaviors happening.
Austin was getting too flirty and touchy with me.
[Alex] I'm getting lumped in…
[Rose] Yeah, that's weird, Sean. I agree with you. That's creepy.
I'm out. I feel like this is getting very misconstrued. I can't.
-I have morals, and that's not my type. -This is between you and Austin.
-[Sean] Let me tell you the example. -That's it.
Right, I can't listen to this horseshit anymore. I'm leaving.
-I'm saying maybe talk to him in private. -[Sean] I'm not doing this.
He can come talk to me. I'm not gonna do this.
[Alex] I don't wanna get dragged into it, so I'm gonna go.
-I think you should. -I'm gonna go. I'll see you guys later.
I'm sorry that you are goin' through this.
[quietly] He was saying things all the time. I know where his mind is.
-So you're gonna make up this shit? -I'll call you guys later.
-[Jarvis] He assaulted you. -[Sean] He was assaulting me.
I don't know what that was about.
He's obviously got some major aggression.
-Like, what is that about? -He's got some anger brewing in him.
I know what he was doing in the past. I'm not here for that.
And he does too. And that's probably the source of his anger.
Yeah.
[dramatic pop music plays]
♪ Loosen the while ♪
♪ Take your cover ♪
♪ I'm goin' down deep, goin' down deep Into the night ♪
♪ You won't be alone I'll right by your side ♪
♪ Loosen the while ♪
♪ Take your cover ♪
♪ Here comes trouble ♪