[energetic dance music playing]
♪ Yeah, yeah ♪
♪ Oh, oo-la-la-ee ♪
♪ I see the way That you been lookin' at me ♪
♪ Your body, walk, your talk You're signaling ♪
♪ That you got a taste for what you see ♪
♪ Oo-wee, so shimmy over here ♪
♪ Put down your drink Now just to be clear ♪
♪ I'm your new motivation My vibration's magnified ♪
♪ Always on the rise ♪
-[woman] It's cannoli time. -Here we go. Oh!
-What happened? Oh. That's good luck. -That's good luck.
You want an Americano or an espresso?
[Kathy] Just an espresso regular.
Don't forget to remind me I have champagne in the freezer.
That's what I would rather have.
Well, it's not cold yet. [laughs]
[woman] We're eating outside?
-[Alex] Yeah. -It's so pretty.
-[cell phone ringing] -Oh.
Hello.
-What's up, A-Hall? -How are you?
-Good. How are you? -Good.
My mom and my sister are here.
My grandmother's about to walk through the door.
We're gonna have coffee. My mom's begging me to open champagne.
-The whole squad's there. -Whole squad. What's up?
I was at a property in your neck of the woods.
If you were around, I was gonna stop by
and grab that watch I let Jakey borrow, but sounds like you're busy, so...
No, you can stop by.
-Come in, we'll be in the backyard. -Great! I'll be there in 15.
All right, sweetheart. Bye.
-Bye. -The question is, where is the watch?
I know. I was like, where's the watch? I gotta go find it.
Uh-oh.
[chuckles softly]
-Found it. -[Jessika] Where? On your nightstand?
-Can we not make jokes like that? -I'm sorry. [giggles]
I didn't hear it.
Remember that day we went to the beach? Jacob was like, "I love your watch!"
-It just needs a pin. -He took it from him.
And it broke. I told him that it broke.
It's just a pin.
My family is crazy, first and foremost. Crazy bunch.
We're loud, we're opinionated, we're expressive,
but we also love very, very hard, and Tyler coming, it's at his own risk.
He's walking into the lion's den. The lioness den.
[in Italian] Hello, everyone!
-[indistinct exclamations] -[dog barking]
How are you, everyone? Hello, Alex. Hello, hello!
She brought the goodies!
-We almost started without you. Here. -Did you bring a sweater or anything?
No, I don't wanna.
[laughing]
They... She was late a little bit. She was on time.
Go open the champagne. I want to visit with Tyler.
What? You're not gonna visit with Tyler. He's got to go to work.
She's never met him.
I'm sure she'll love him.
He's some tall, handsome surfer.
-I work with him. -Oh. Okay.
He's one of my very good friends.
He's the one there's all this gossip about.
All the drama. It does follow him, I swear.
[Kathy] I believe it.
[Alex] It does, poor thing. Look what the cat dragged in.
We match! Like always!
-Every time. Hi. -They do.
-Handsome. -They do.
-Hey, Tyler. -Hi, everybody.
-You're so tall. -Have you met?
-I haven't. -Tyler.
-Sono Tosca. -Tosca.
-Good to meet you. -Speak English.
-I speak English. -I do sometimes.
[Kathy] How are you?
So what's going on with your dating life?
I'm kinda just taking it slow. I'm not necessarily, like, dating.
But what are you looking for in a relationship?
I feel like if I try and-and figure out exactly what I'm looking for,
I might miss something in front of me.
-So, I'm just... -You wanna have fun now? Nothing serious?
No, I want something serious, but I want something easy.
I want the person to choose me and I them.
-Kathy... -I'm not in a rush to get into something.
I know. She keeps telling me, "There's a single girl right next to you."
-You're single! -I'm not listening.
-I know. -When you walked in, she was like, "Oh!"
-You walked into the hot seat. -I know.
I'm trying to get my watch. It's like a job interview.
I warned you.
I'm marrying...
-I do have to go. -Yeah.
-I really do. I gotta be in Irvine. Yeah. -I'll walk you out.
Good to see you both and good to meet you.
-Thanks for letting me crash brunch. -It was good seeing you.
He's so cute.
He is so cute. What do they call it? A tall drink of water.
[laughing]
Yeah.
He's good-looking, isn't he? Whoa.
He can put his shoes under my bed anytime.
[Kathy] Oh, God!
She's cut off. No more champagne for her. No more.
I know you say just friends, but you guys have a great friendship.
Yeah. We do.
Great relationships are built off of great friendships.
Everybody keeps saying that.
They might one day have sex together, but it's just for friendship.
-Not for anything else. -What did she say?
What? What did she...
-A lot of co-workers do that. -Is that what they did back in your day?
Did she say we might have sex together? Trust me, I don't need that.
Is it something you have thought about?
Like, was it ever like, "What if?" Was there ever a moment?
Yeah, I've had "what ifs."
If Tyler grabbed the bull by the horns, I would be open to exploring.
We both lean on each other for support.
When we were in Cabo, there was this incident with Brandi.
He was just really supportive.
-What happened? -She's going through stuff.
She's going through a lot. Her mom just passed away.
But again, like, I'm, like, a serial communicator.
I'm like, "Talk to me," and she won't talk to me.
["How Things Have Changed," The Hustle Standard and biz colletti]
♪ How things have changed ♪
[Kathy] What happened?
♪ But it's still in my veins ♪
You're gonna make me cry.
It's a lot. I feel like for no reason that I can see there's a loss of a friend.
And a lot of emotions come up.
I still... I love her, I love Brandi and I know she's going through a lot,
but that moment when somebody is coming at you,
it's so triggering for me.
♪ It's been a little while Since I've had to phone a friend ♪
I'm not a victim, but I have been in situations where I was a victim
and it's such an... it's such an extreme situation.
In hindsight, I don't think Brandi was gonna hit me, but...
It's just triggering.
People, when they're going through something, they need a reason to be angry.
Yeah, I get it.
You are a strong person.
Yeah. But I'm not made of steel.
♪ We're hanging on a lifeline ♪
♪ Don't, don't let go ♪
[somber music plays, fades]
["Lucky Day" by Louis II playing]
♪ What a lovely day ♪
♪ Woke up on a vibe, y'all ♪
♪ Got a brand-new thing ♪
♪ Yeah, it's all goin' my way ♪
♪ My shoes got soul ♪
[Rose] Jarvis and I door knocked this house in Corona del Mar a while ago.
The reason we got this listing was because of my relentlessness, my persistence.
I also found a buyer for this, so Jarvis is not gonna be on the listing with me.
She can be my guest at the demolition party with the others.
It'll be a cherry on top.
Well, this looks like a lot of fun. I'm ready to break some shit.
I'm jealous. I wish I'd thought of this
for one of my tear-downs that I've sold, but this is brilliant.
♪ It's my lucky day ♪
♪ My lucky day ♪
What's up, guys?
-There she is. Are you ready? -Look at this! Hi.
This demolition party is not your typical O Group party,
where we're getting fancy with heels and dresses and glam.
But there has been some tension in the office
and this is a great opportunity for us to blow off some steam.
Awesome, wow! What a setup!
Jarvis, you door knocked this with Rose, right? The first time.
-Yeah, we did. Yeah. -Hi! Oh my God! It's already started!
Thanks for coming.
I don't wanna wear a hat. I don't think it's gonna go with my ponytail.
Okay, everybody. I'd like your attention.
I have an announcement to make.
I appreciate you guys for coming.
My client ended up buying this house for two and a half million.
We're gonna actually demo it tomorrow.
You guys use sledgehammers,
bats, and vandalize the shit out of this house.
-[Gio] Yeah! -Can you guys get dirty?
-Let's do it. -Yeah!
Let's get dirty!
[up-tempo pop music playing]
♪ I used to lay low ♪
♪ Was too afraid to breathe ♪
♪ Hide in the shadows... ♪
-[group exclaims] -[shrieks]
[song continues indistinctly]
I broke into the next room. You can see them. Hey, how are ya?
Guys?
I don't know whose idea it was to give people weapons of destruction,
but I'm definitely not putting myself in a situation where Polly has a hammer
and is standing behind me.
I know better.
[yells]
I've never seen this side of you, Kayla. I like it.
Remind me never to piss you off.
-[shouts] -♪ Get up and feel good ♪
-Oh shit! You all right? -Fucking hell!
♪ Get up and feel good, good, good ♪
-Ready? One, two, three. -Two, three! Oh shit!
[laughter]
[music ends]
It's like I don't do unpaid manual labor.
I hear that.
-Do I have hat hair? -No.
Okay, thank you.
-Bombskis. -Bombskis.
Cheers!
Um...
Thank you for coming. I really appreciate it.
I know you and I have been going through a rough patch.
You don't think I'm supportive of your fiancé.
-I understand... -Well, no, just of me.
...the comments I've made about Sergio to you.
-Yeah, and about my relationship. -Everybody in town's been making comments.
Everybody?
-A lot of people. People here. -That's an exaggeration.
You and Sergio went to my client behind my back
for my client to invest in your fiancé. And you told...
-His company. -His company.
You're using words loosely. That's going to create confusion.
-Wait. -Sergio and your client met at an event.
They hit it off.
He is a self-made billionaire.
As a business partner, you come to me, tell me your fiancé is going to my client.
-Why are you acting this way? -Because I hear things in town.
I've heard many things about you in town and I've shut them down.
I've been asked multiple times from clients and potential clients in town
whether you sleep with your clients and I've always protected you.
-We've already went through this. -I've always protected you.
-What's the deal? -I don't know.
This is awkward.
-I've lost listings because of you. -Okay.
I've told you several times, "The way you dress, it's inappropriate."
You wear like cowboy boots and tiny little shorts.
You dress inappropriately too! But people talk to us.
Chris told me he didn't want you on this listing
because the things that he's heard about Sergio.
You are who you attract. And Jarvis and Sergio cannot be trusted.
You don't poach other agent's clients. It's just business code.
Jarvis can make fun of the way I dress all she wants,
but the truth will come out in time.
-I'm sorry. -It seems like it.
Okay. Alrighty. Well, I think this conversation is done.
Rose, I'm sorry, but hearing this right now,
you've been coming to me, telling me things about Sergio and her relationship.
-What have I been saying? -Gossiping.
You really want me to pull that card out right now?
Come on, Rose. I'm trying to come at you as a friend.
You have been saying things on the side about him and her relationship.
I've always said things that have been said in town.
Why would you spread gossip? You told me you love me.
-It's not okay. -I actually do.
-You say you care about her? -No, you don't.
You say that, but you're talking about her and Sergio's business
like people should know about it. It's wrong.
I know their business because my client tells me their business.
-But listen... -You go behind my back.
It's none of your business if I go to dinner...
-Okay. Cool. -You kidding?
If l go to dinner with your client, you wouldn't be upset?
-Not at all. -Okay, cool.
Nothing to do with real estate.
Tell me it's his business partner. That's respect.
-You don't deserve to know. -Tell me if your fiancé goes to my client.
You think I keep track on every business meeting that my fiancé has?
But you knew that was my client.
You have very unhealthy expectations and you have an entitlement attitude.
I think you're entitled too.
I know you've only ever been in sales
and right now you're trying to sell me on some bullshit.
And honey, I am not buying it.
Stop trying to slander my fiancé
and stop trying to spread gossip.
We don't have to work together, but let's be rational and professional.
[tense, dramatic music playing]
I'm done.
♪ Don't mess with the devil ♪
♪ We can make it out alive ♪
-She's such a fucking bullshitter. -Yeah.
That's why she leaves.
When she's been caught out in a lie, she just fucking scarpers.
♪ 'Cause when you're wrestlin' With the devil ♪
♪ She'll take you for a ride ♪
[music ends]
[dramatic, bass-heavy pop music playing]
♪ Ooh ♪
♪ Yeah ♪
♪ Ooh ♪
♪ You don't know what you're missin' ♪
♪ I'm everything you need ♪
-Hello. -[Sean] What's up?
-How are you? -Can I give you a hug?
-Hi! -Long time no see.
-Hey, you. -How are you guys?
-[Sean] How have you been? -Hi!
Yas, honey!
-How are you? -This is something.
-What's going on? -How are you?
I'm good. How's it been going?
Good. Good. Just trying to get some work done.
-A lot of distractions. -How's the listing?
-Y'all done anything with the listing? -Which one?
The one I was with you two at?
-Oh, it's still on the market. -[Jarvis] Yeah.
That one was previewing for a client and they like it,
but it is a little outdated for them, so it's like a one-of-a-kind property.
You either love it, it works for you, or you don't.
-I'll take it. -I know.
[Sean] How long you in town for?
Um, just a few days. Just kind of a quick trip this time
'cause I'm going to Polly's party tomorrow night.
-Is everyone going? -[Lauren] I'm going.
-You are? -Yeah. For sure.
-Gio's going too. -Likewise.
-[Ali] Nice. -[Kayla] I don't think so.
-No? -No.
I don't think it's a good idea. For me.
-It's just been very intense. -It's been really toxic.
-Yeah. I was trying to be... -Generous and kind, yeah.
So.
All right, guys. I, um, have to get my outfit ready for the pajama party.
-Hope to see you. -I'll be there.
-I hope to see you, but time will tell. -[Ali] She'll be there.
I have an appointment, so I will...
-You wanna head out? -Yeah.
Hope you see you guys there. All of you.
-Okay, bye. -See you tomorrow!
-Probably not. -Okay.
[laughter]
-[Ali] I love how she walks. -I know.
-She can't go fast. -[Ali] I know.
How's everything with Sergio and wedding stuff and...?
-Good. -Yeah?
I'm, like... I feel like I have everything done,
but there's been a lot of stress in the office
and I just want to clear my plate of stress.
It's a long story and I'm not gonna bog you down in the details.
But I addressed it with Rose
that she's been unsupportive of my relationship with Sergio
for a long time and I've looked past it so many times.
Then she started, "I've heard rumors about Sergio. I've heard this about him."
It's just gossip. This town is filled with gossip.
For instance, some of the rumors about me
are, like, that I've been engaged, like, ten times.
-One, even if that were true... -That's great.
Who cares? You know? It's like, who cares?
I'd like to be engaged once. That'd be nice.
I've been married twice before.
This is my third marriage, third time's the charm.
And I've been engaged also three times.
I don't understand why this is headline news.
Maybe Hall and Polly really are desperate to get married.
Maybe they should take some notes.
I'm in my thirties, getting married to, who I know is the love of my life.
-Yeah. -But with everything that's been going on
with Polly, with Rose,
I'm drawing a clear line in the sand, saying, "I'm not tolerating this."
Last time I saw Polly in the office,
she's standing over me at my desk yelling at me about me dancing in Cabo.
-Like, it's just weird. -It's something every time.
It's like something every time. Why put myself in that situation?
It makes me question often, like, should I even stay at this brokerage?
You can't leave. I have been having discussions with Jason.
This could work out with me splitting time here and renting out a place here.
You're gonna have to stay here.
I'm not saying I'm going to leave. I'm just, y'know, keeping my options open.
♪ I'm not afraid of being me ♪
♪ Let me show you how a woman do ♪
-♪ I wanna be your queen ♪ -[song ends]
♪ Hit you like a rushin' wave ♪
♪ That's comin' over you ♪
♪ You can have it any way ♪
♪ So what you gonna do? ♪
[female singer vocalizing]
I'm doing an open house today at my listing on Fernando,
which is right over here on Balboa Island.
This is a big deal for me because to get a listing in this neighborhood is hard.
I'm really grateful and excited for everything that I have going on right now.
It's just a lot of opportunity and that's the reason why I moved to OC.
♪ Get ready for the heat ♪
♪ We set it on fire ♪
♪ Fire ♪
♪ Dangerous together ♪
♪ We are taking it higher ♪
♪ Higher ♪
[music ends]
[dramatic instrumentals slowly build]
[engine revs]
[dark electronic music playing]
♪ Oh, there's something in the air ♪
♪ Thunder rolling in ♪
♪ Ready or not, here it comes ♪
-Hi. -Hi. [chuckles]
Come on in. How are you?
I'm good. How are you?
-[Brandi] Good. -I haven't seen this before. So cute.
-Thank you. -I love these floors.
It's all redone, but kept in its original beach cottage charm, you know?
♪ You know the way you make me feel ♪
So this is the primary.
[Alex] So shabby chic. I love that.
It's so close to the water.
♪ Wanna fall in love with me ♪
So, what's the price again?
This one's 2.79, so you're paying for the location.
Absolutely.
Sit down. You might have a buyer for me?
I don't know. I mean, if I have a buyer, I'll bring them, but we'll see.
Yeah. Um... I'm glad that you're here to support me.
I appreciate that and I-I'm sorry for the way I acted in Cabo with you,
and-and I hope you do accept my apology, but I felt how I felt.
I just wish I would have conveyed that a little bit differently to you.
Honestly, Hall, like it's hard to sit down and have conversations with you.
How so?
I felt like I've tried to have a conversation with you,
but I could feel it escalating and heading for an argument.
I'm sorry. I don't want you to feel like you can't talk to me.
But every time I opened my mouth in Cabo, you had something to say about it,
whether the conversation involved you or it didn't,
or you were in the room, you were coming out of nowhere,
having something to say about everything that I was talking about,
which from my experience, that means that there's an unresolved issue.
-You had something to say. -You're right.
I don't feel like my opinions or the way I feel in our friendship is valued.
I've never been friends with someone where, if I say something,
I feel like that friend wants me to be like silenced
or that friend wants me to just fall in line.
And I don't want to know how you feel, I don't care because it doesn't matter.
-When... Give me an example. -That's how I...
You basically said I was being judgmental.
Yes. You were judging me and Tyler based on allegations
that were untrue and you had a very strong opinion.
I'm just so conscious about how I move and I can't get wrapped up in all that.
But you did. You did it to yourself. You got wrapped up in it yourself.
There are things that I do care about. I've conveyed those things to you as well.
We can agree to disagree because I've been nothing but a good friend to you,
and you think I'm a piece of shit, so that's fine.
I'm not gonna sit here to beg or change your mind.
My personality style, I'm not proud of it,
I tend to be passive aggressive and I tend to bottle things up.
I think it's because I'm going through so much emotionally with my mom
that I'm like... I can't handle... Like, I just can't handle it.
So I'm running from it almost and I was trying to convey that to you,
but because of our personalities clashing, that's what happened.
Right. Who I am as a person is triggering to you, I can't control that.
-Exactly. Right. -I am who I am.
At that point, you need to say, "Hey."
"You've triggered me. I can't be friends with you."
[somber instrumentals playing]
I have respect for you. I think that you're an amazing mom.
You're a great person.
I just have some things that I dislike.
Vocally, when I do try to speak to you, I just don't feel heard, you know.
♪ Why can't I let this feeling Go right now? ♪
♪ Guess I just don't know how ♪
[Brandi] If we were friends,
we would be able to have a conversation without it turning into an argument.
[female singer vocalizing]
♪ What am I supposed to do Supposed to do ♪
[music fades]
I...
I thought we were friends, for one.
And I thought we were pretty close, so that's hard for me to hear you say
you have a completely different perspective.
Right now, just the way things are, we're not hearing each other.
And I don't have the emotional capacity to keep arguing.
-I get it. It is what it is. Just let... -It's a lot.
Let's let it simmer and maybe touch back on it
when we're not... feelings and emotions aren't so heightened.
So I will go so you can get back to your open house.
It's gorgeous. I hope you sell it.
♪ Didn't let me in and this is where We end it all ♪
["Everything's Changed" by FEINER playing]
It's a beautiful listing. I wish you the best.
Thanks.
♪ Don't feel the same way ♪
♪ When all I ever did was try ♪
♪ To pretend that things are okay ♪
♪ Never wanted you to see me cry ♪
♪ Guess I figured that You would always stay ♪
♪ But it was easier for you to walk away ♪
♪ Now everything's changed ♪
♪ Everything's changed ♪
[music fades]
♪ Oh-la-la-la, la-la-la, la-la-la ♪
♪ Oh-la-la-la, la-la-la ♪
♪ Got me feeling so fly Like I'm touching the sky ♪
♪ Oh, my, my, my ♪
♪ Got me shining so bright Like a million lights ♪
♪ Oh, my, my, my ♪
[female singer vocalizing]
[woman] Champagne?
I've already got some. Thank you so much.
It's my birthday! I am so excited to celebrate.
I am thirty-seven!
I fucking love birthdays. It's a privilege to get older.
Not everyone gets to do it,
and I'm gonna celebrate every single one.
-Happy birthday! -Hi!
-What is this? -This is Breakfast at Tiffany's.
That was my inspo. I've already been to this house and I'm...
-It's perfect. -I know what I'm gonna do.
-Cheers! -Cheers! Happy birthday!
♪ Got 'em doin' double takes, yeah ♪
♪ JK, it's triple takes ♪
♪ Go on, let 'em eat that cake ♪
-♪ Have another slice of me ♪ -♪ That's right ♪
There he is!
I forgot my clothes, but brought the good vibes.
-I'm gonna look at you like this. -That's for the best.
-Hello. -Hello. Happy birthday.
Thank you so much. You got the memo, I love it.
-You made me feel fully clothed. -I feel very naked.
I did consider turning up in my birthday suit, but you know.
[upbeat pop music playing]
-Hey, fam! -[all] Hey!
[cheering]
[yipping playfully]
Look at you! Come give me a hug!
[exclaims, laughs]
-I felt your business on mine. -I know, dude.
What you got going on at this party?
What don't I have at this party? I've got a pool. I've got a DJ.
-DJ? Really? -Oh, fuck yeah!
Fuck yeah, I've got a downstairs bar, I've got an upstairs bar,
I've got a disco room. What else you want?
Oh, this is sick.
I'm jumping off this roof at some point.
-I'm jumping off! -Fuck, yeah!
-Tandem! -I fucking love my birthday.
[upbeat pop music continues]
Hi. Wow.
Oh my God!
-[squeals] -[exclaims]
-There she is! -Oh my God! I mean, happy birthday.
-Look at you! -This house! Oh my God!
-The house is awesome. -I'd expect nothing less.
-Oh my God! You're fancy! -This is all the glam and I'm all...
Okay, the sparkles are sparkling, the boobs are boobing.
I fucking love the boobs when they boob.
Look how cute!
-Oh my God! -It's scary.
That's the tiniest carrot I've ever seen.
Talking about tiny carrots, Tyler is literally... there's a lot going on.
I don't know where to look!
"Speaking of tiny carrots," you're such a bitch.
No! Because it's definitely not a tiny carrot.
-It's a thing. -I had to look like this.
I was like, I am not even joking,
I hugged him and I was like, "Hi, how are you?"
"Hi, I'm gonna hug you, but I'm gonna stand like this."
You do that, you have to stand really far away, there's a lot going on.
Oh. Hey, it's pretty warm actually.
-Shut up. Hey! Do not push me in. -No, I won't.
Hey! [laughs]
-It actually is. It actually is. -You splashed me, Gio.
-How's everyone feeling? -Need to get Polly a shot.
I've been warned. I've been warned about your outfit.
-What do you mean? -Hi.
Hey, love.
I didn't know Tyler was packing that much heat. Honestly.
Whoa! Whoa. Um...
But he could just be a shower, not a grower, you know?
You can't ever really judge based on that. Seriously.
No offense, Tyler. Sorry.
Well, I have an announcement to make.
-I don't mean to overshadow your birthday. -Thank you.
But Tiff and I are having a fucking baby!
-[Polly screams] -[cheering]
Oh, shit!
Oh my God! Best birthday present ever!
-Dad! Congrats! -Congratulations, you guys!
-Tiff! -Come here!
-Alcohol in that? -No!
Oh, Top Dog! Stop it!
Top Dog's having a little baby dog!
Top Dog Jr!
To Mr. and Mrs. Top Dog.
-I'm excited. -I'm so excited!
-Aw! -Cheers.
-Congrats, Gio. -Thank you.
How are you gonna put up with Gio sober for nine months?
Guys! Why isn't anyone dancing? Let's go dance!
[thumping club music playing]
Dance, Polly, dance. Dance, baby, dance.
Birthday girl!
♪ Dancin' with no music on ♪
♪ We, we don't... ♪
-You know what? I'm gonna go upstairs... -Don't!
-You're not gonna cannonball. -Gonna cannonball.
-I'm gonna upper deck this bitch. -Please don't.
Why? Let me upper deck it.
-First of all, it's so shallow. -You're very shallow.
[gasps]
That hurt.
I mean, I'm not totally kidding.
-That hurt. -Just kidding.
[hum of crowd chatter]
[cheering]
How do I get down?
Come down! Come down! Join the party!
I'll figure it out. [laughs]
-Hello! -Oh my God. I can't even see anything.
Oh my God! How are you?
-Happy birthday! -[shrieks]
And you look so good! Let's get you a drink.
-Hello! -Turn around, next thing... How are you?
-How are you? -Good to see you.
I feel like I look like Satan's mistress. But I guess...
Oh, you're, you are rocking it.
Frankly, I'm surprised Ali made it.
-[woman] Really? No. -[Gio] Polly loves her.
She's the girl that Jason is potentially like...
The overrated girl who Jason wants to hire.
She's pretty, she's charismatic, but overrated.
Polly's been very supportive because she feels like she started where she is.
The difference being, I felt like Polly had the drive
and I don't know if Ali has that same ambition, you know?
I think we all agree there.
-I do wanna let you guys know that... -God. What?
I spoke to Jason. I'm officially joining the Oppenheim Group.
-Yes! -Yes!
Yes!
Oh my God! Such a good birthday present!
I'm getting birthday presents left, right, and center!
I am so nervous, but I'm so excited.
I am literally coming into this place completely green, so new.
-You're coming in hot! -Coming in hot.
-Coming in hot. Cheers to that. -Yes! I love that!
So Jarvis did, uh, tell me that she would volunteer herself to be like a mentor.
I will say, be careful what you say to her
because she will throw you under the bus in front of everyone.
Jarvis is not always what she seems.
And I think that with some time, you will see that as well, possibly.
What do you think?
Well, I've-I've been honest. Jarvis has been nothing but kind.
-Yeah. -We connected immediately. It's like...
That's the thing. You have a hard mountain to climb
and she's not making it any easier for you, just saying.
Yeah.
She will have a rude awakening at some point in this industry.
-Time will tell. Yeah. -Time will tell.
[dramatic electronic music playing]
It's my birthday!
[cheering]
I love you all.
[upbeat dance music playing]
Take it off! Take it off!
[partygoer howls playfully]
Tyler!
I'm trying to help you out. I thought you had to pee.
[Alex] Whoa, whoa, whoa!
No models in the hot tub!
[yipping playfully]
I got pregnant just now. I'm pregnant.
Tyler!
[laughter]
Hello.
There you are!
I know. I wanted to say hello, but also bye.
What do you mean bye?
I have to go early tomorrow morning on a flight back to Nashville,
but I just wanted to say I'm very excited to, like, join
-and start this process. -Glad you stopped by.
-Yeah, you are! -In about four and a half weeks!
[Polly cheers joyfully]
Ali, Ali, before you commit fully,
just keep in mind that we don't need more inexperienced agents in this office,
so either dive fucking in or just don't at all.
-Right. -Because it's a dog-eat-dog world here.
[Ali] Absolutely.
She's diving in, Gio!
I don't know if she is though! She's not, P... She's not, Polly.
-I'm not getting that impression. -I'm not in the pool, but I'm diving in,
-Gio. -Are you?
Yes. So when I get my real estate license. And if I...
-When. There's a lot of whens and ifs. -When. Oh stop! When I do...
If you think everything is so easy,
if you want to try and walk down the Oppenheim Group in a bikini,
like I did in Miss USA, we'll switch places.
I'll sell my first listing, then you do that. Do we have a deal?
-Yes! -Dunno what that means.
Oh yeah, let's just shake on that.
Gio, shake my hand!
Walk down the Oppenheim Group with a bikini on like I did in Miss USA
when I sell my first listing in how many months?
-In... -Two months.
Two months.
-After I get my license. Deal? -Two months after you have your license?
-Yeah. -Jump in!
And all she needs is a contract signed.
Just do it!
Yes! Deal!
-I'm gonna hold you to it though. -Bless your heart.
I'll take it. Thank you.
-Can't wait to see you in heels. -Deal.
-Later, honey. -Bye, guys!
Bless my heart? What the fuck? Hold on. Bless my heart?
[up-tempo, cheery pop music playing]
♪ Don't stop, don't jump for anyone ♪
Let's go to the disco.
♪ One hit, that's it, she wins again ♪
Adios, motherfuckers.
Adios.
♪ There ain't no way to beat a hurricane ♪
-♪ I got something that you need ♪ -[cheering]
♪ Don't you wanna come with me? ♪
-[music fades] -[Tyler laughs]
You have a shit-eating grin on your face right now.
You're making me nervous.
Why?
I don't know. What are you thinking?
Can I tell you how I feel?
Absolutely, always.
Your friendship means a lot to me.
You've been there in ways for me that, like, I can't imagine.
No. Don't. Shh. What?
I genuinely didn't think that there was anything more to us
than being friends.
And I didn't think we were even going to be friends based on meeting you initially.
Our personalities are so different.
Very.
But, like, you were such a good friend to me in the last year
when I've been in transition, like, getting divorced,
and, like, you've been there to support me and laugh with me and cry with me.
And then, like, ultimately, like, I find myself, like,
thinking about you...
What do you think about?
We've always had a very flirty relationship
and maybe there's always been something there
that, like, I didn't know and maybe you didn't know, but I...
I would be lying if I said I didn't think about us being more than friends.
[tender instrumentals playing]
Why do you think that
it would be more than... a friendship?
-Why do I think that? -Yeah.
Why do you... I have those thoughts too, then I'm like, "Okay, but..."
Things with you are very easy
and no matter what, like,
if I'm, like... if I'm in a crowded room,
and I look across and I see you... everything feels normal.
Maybe it's because we've been friends that it's like there's this... wall.
For the last few years, I'm like on a mission to find a fucking husband.
Because I'm a businesswoman, but I'm also a mom.
And I'm also a wife. In my soul, that's who I am.
-Yeah. -So...
Talking to you, what I'm saying is
I'm not necessarily, like, looking for something casual.
No, I totally get that. Yeah.
So, you are very young. I mean, you're my age.
We're the same age.
I know, but, like, having kids is different.
It is different, but I wanted kids ten years ago.
And even now, like, the biggest loss that I felt in my divorce,
was the fact that I was starting over.
The fact that I'd have to meet somebody, and date, fucking get engaged.
-Then court each other and get married. -You haven't courted me at all.
-I haven't. -What does that look like?
I want to take you to dinner.
-I want to take you to dinner. -Why have you never said that to me?
-Because you scare the fuck out of me. -Why?
-Why? I genuinely wanna know. -Because you're opposite of me.
You are different than anybody I've ever dated.
You're loud. You're opinionated.
You are a fucking nightmare
and I genuinely like... I love everything about you.
That's...
Goddammit.
Shit.
[female singer vocalizing over bright synth-pop music]
We're opening Pandora's Box.
We are.
Yes.
-Where are you going? -I wasn't...
I know what you're doing. You're coming in for a kiss. I know.
I'm very introverted and anxious.
♪ You're the one I wanna stay with ♪
♪ As I go through all the changes ♪
♪ You're the one I wanna be with ♪
It was very cute.
[bright synth-pop music continues]
It's true though.
♪ You're the one I wanna be with ♪
♪ You're the one I wanna stay with ♪
♪ As I go through all the changes ♪
♪ You're the one I wanna be with ♪
♪ You're the one I wanna wait with ♪
♪ You're the one I wanna change with ♪
♪ You're the one I wanna stay with ♪
♪ You're the reason I quit leavin' ♪
♪ You're the one I wanna be with ♪
[female singer vocalizing]
♪ You're the one I wanna be with ♪
[music fades]
[twinkling, rumbling musical flourish]
[triumphant musical flourish]