- Previously, on The Real Housewives of Dubai...
- Cheers to Bali.
[cheering]
- How are we? We're good.
- I think we're fine. - I think so, too.
I actually really - ing missed you.
- I know.
- I have some issues and conflicts with Akin.
He got really upset because I'm gonna do a podcast.
But I'm getting paid $45K dollars for this podcast.
- You need to do something about it.
- If Sara really was such a good friend,
she needs to have accountability
for the voice note you played us.
- The voice note that I sent you? - Yeah.
- Yeah. I'm sorry, Lesa, because I put you
in bad situation. - That's----ed up 'cause
I sent that you privately. - I agree.
I was messy. - I cannot trust you now.
- Excuse me? - But listen, this is--
- My friend literally called me out,
and she was so angry.
- You guys, I just need a minute.
[voice cracking] I'm so mad at her.
She shouted, "[BLEEP] you!
"How dare you embarrass me like that
"in front of all the girls?"
- I love you. - I love you.
I missed you. Honestly, I was just sad.
- Let's never do that again, okay?
- I can't make you trust me, again.
That's up to you.
You know, we'll just take one step back,
take it slow. I'm fine with that.
So are you. - Yeah.
- And, I think that's a-a good place to be.
- I love that. - Me, too.
- The only thing old about me, darling,
is my money.
- In the land of excess, I find my riches within.
- Take it from me.
If you know how to stay chill,
you'll never get burnt.
- I may be building glass houses,
but you'll never see me crack.
- The desert might be hot, but I always find the shade.
- If you're jealous of me,
that's okay, honey. I would be, too.
♪
- How was school? - Okay.
- I missed you.
Do you want to get a foot reflexology?
- No.
Your feet are, like, soaking wet.
- They're kind of oily. Um... - Obviously.
[laughing] Thanks.
♪
- We are gonna try to get you a booty, Saba.
- Okay, I need a bubble butt.
- One minute of squats.
- You're not doing it with me?
- I'm doing it with you-- camaraderie.
♪
- Mommy, I got 100% in math!
- Honestly, the math is getting harder and harder.
- I can multiply by zero.
- Oh, so, everything is zero. - Yeah.
[laughing]
♪
- This is my Virgin Mary.
It's gonna be on the bedside table.
- You're absolutely kidding me.
- I'm not laughing. This has to be in the middle
because it's blessed.
- No.
♪
- Ooh, look at this elephant.
I feel like I'm in Africa, honey.
Lion, elephant, giraffe.
[laughing] Thank you so much.
I love it here.
Are you hungry? - Gorgeous. Yeah.
- I didn't feed you. [laughing]
In my culture, they're like,
food is to the man's stomach-- No.
- A way to a man's heart is through is his stomach.
- Yeah, you're always hungry,
and you're still married to me.
So, I think my black hole is what keeps you around.
[laughing]
♪
- Taj is very happy you're back.
- Yes. Taj called me when I was away.
He said, "Mom, Dad is telling me to cook,
"and we have no food in the fridge."
I was like, "Don't worry. Go in the cabinet,
"take the cash, and order food."
Don't stress my child when I'm not here.
- He's gonna go away to college.
He's gotta be able to cook for himself.
- I'll be there. - What are you gonna do?
He's gonna pick up the phone and call everywhere?
- I'll be there. I-- Oh, I hope so. I hope so.
How are you doing? - I'm doing good.
Yeah. I wanted to take time off this morning
to hang out with you. - That's good.
- See how your trip went to Bali and...
- Oh, my God, my trip was insane.
My favorite thing is, Sara took us
to this spiritual place. - In the mountains?
- I don't know if it's-- I think it was close to--
yeah, there was rocks there. - Okay.
- So, I think there was a mountain. Yeah.
I was, like, giving flowers to different Gods,
and then there was God of Money,
so I just gave them all my flowers, you know.
[laughing]
More for you, and more.
- Ayan is giving a lotta gifts.
- When I left there,
it was the most peaceful place I've felt.
But the best thing that happened in Bali,
I found out that I'm 45 years old to 50,
when I did my teeth.
- Based on the forensic results,
you can be the youngest, 45, and the oldest, 50.
- Wow.
- That's good for me.
- I know. I thought so.
Imagine if they said I was 60. That would be bad.
Chris is 49.
[gasps] Oh, my God,
I might be older than my own husband!
[BLEEP]. I didn't even think about that.
Ooh, I'm the sugar mother. Ooh!
- But you resolved your issues with Lesa, right?
- Yes, I did.
- You know, so, Lesa called, and she was just saying
she was upset, but I didn't understand why.
We didn't get to talk about it, which is fine.
I figured you guys would figure it out
'cause you guys are friends. - Yeah.
- And, I mean, honestly, I'm really proud
of how you handled the situation. - I know.
- Because when you feel betrayed sometimes,
'cause you give your heart and soul to everybody,
you are very loyal,
you know, I understand that, you know, it hurts, right?
- Yeah, it was really-- it was really painful.
♪
- Look what I got you guys.
- Monkey [indistinct]!
Monkey [indistinct]. - The kids in Bali wear these.
They're really scary, but... [vocalizing]
Okay, back to focus. Focus, focus, focus.
Nanny's in charge. Be good for nanny, please.
- You're always good for nanny, aren't you?
- Thank God. - We won't!
- Yes, you will. - Bye-bye.
- Your kids... [laughing]
Teachers need a raise.
Anyways, I haven't even gotten a chance to, like,
fill you in on Bali, with Kristian being sick.
Thank God he's better.
But, Bali was a lot.
- I thought Bali would be relaxed and chilled.
- No. The worst part was obviously with Ayan.
I guess she thought Stanbury was her friend.
- Yeah. - Now, she knows
she only has one friend, and that's me.
- Why are girls like this? - I don't know. I don't know.
- Why do you do this to each other?
- I don't know. [laughing]
- Lesa goes, "I don't trust you."
And the way she said it, because me and her,
in our relationship,
we've never, ever done that to each other
in front of everyone. You know that.
- That's why you guys have such a strong relationship.
- Exactly.
I was so hurt by that more than Stanbury saying
about the voice note. - Mm-hmm.
- Because you don't do that to me.
I'm loyal. I'm a good friend.
I always have your back. So, I was like,
"Get the [BLEEP] out of my room, right now."
- Boom! Slams the door in my face, but--
- But you must have done something to provoke that, as well, right?
- I didn't do sh-- to provoke it.
- You said something in the group that she didn't like.
- No, no, no, no, no, no, no. I said, "I don't trust you.
"I'm never gonna send you a voice note again."
We were good the next day,
but, still, it was hurtful in that moment.
I won't forget, but I'm okay to forgive to move forward.
But I already told you, Ayan,
you will get burned by Stanbury.
That girl is not your friend.
- But we are back joking with each other like that.
- Good. - But I did feel--
- You guys had a strong relationship.
I think you guys will-- - We do. We do. We do.
- So, how'd you resolve the thing with Stanbury?
- Oh, I don't know.
I'm really, really hurt by it.
I feel like she played me.
She played me to feel like I was comfortable with her,
and then, boom.
I don't like to hold grudges.
So, yeah, at some point,
I'm gonna move forward with Stanbury.
It takes me a bit of time I just think it's hard for me
to process the Lesa situation.
My head is spinning, right now.
I don't know who to trust.
- Just keep on thinking about it
and work it out. - Yeah.
- And I'm sure you'll do the right thing.
- Stanbury invited me out to have lunch.
- That's nice. - Yeah.
It better not be to, like, validate and justify
her throwing Ayan under the bus
because, I mean, you can't.
I called her a snake 'cause she is a snake.
Like, that was such a snake move, 100%.
♪
- What do you think?
- I think I have never been more grateful for a bedroom
and to be on my own, ever, in my life.
- Honey, you're not on your own. You're with me.
- I absolutely just love it. - Yeah.
- Moving and going through what we've been through
wasn't easy on my relationship with Sergio.
It was the most we've ever fought about anything.
And not on my kids 'cause, you know,
I never had the day-to-day of just seeing them
when they get home from school.
Now, all my children are under the one roof.
They all have their own bedrooms.
They're all happy.
Every morning, we're together.
Even if we're doing different things,
we're all in the same house.
That's gonna change everything.
- So, how are you feeling?
- I feel like I've been hit by a truck.
It was like being in a huge sorority,
like, sleepover for five days,
and a lot of my friendships have imploded.
- Yeah.
- So, I have asked Lesa to go to lunch.
- Uh-huh. - I just wanna reiterate,
again, that, you know,
I had no idea that she had forwarded that.
It wasn't to get in the middle of her Ayan,
and I'm-I'm sorry if that's caused
any friction between them.
It's never my intention that Ayan ends up,
you know, losing Lesa.
If I fix their relationship, because it's such a big one,
maybe she'll just be able to go back to how things were.
- Your birthday is coming.
- I don't do birthdays.
- What was bad about the last birthday that you have?
Apart from the crazy surprise, how was it for you?
- And then what do I always do?
I-- - Like, literally,
almost kill me in the beginning,
and then, right before the surprise,
you love me more than anything.
Oh! So happy-- and the best day of my life.
[cork popping]
- I hate surprises.
I was the child that measured every gift
under the Christmas tree
until I guessed what each one was.
♪
In a blink of an eye, I'm gonna be 50,
and that's just, you know, a fact.
- We're here just because of the age issue
and the pregnancy issue.
Usually, you would like to do it before the big 5-0.
- Time flies. It's frightening.
- Are you okay with just something super chill here,
like something nice, you know?
- Yes. - Just say, "Happy birthday,"
bring you a Starbucks coffee, and then done.
- Oh, I would love that.
Yeah.
- Why do you look like you're going riding?
- Exactly. [laughing]
- Hey, ladies, I just wanted to extend an invitation
to you all to come and have a day of polo with me
this weekend. Come dressed to impress.
I will be judging everyone's outfit.
- Do you play? - Play?
[laughing] - Can you see your mom playing polo?
I mean...
- I dated a guy with a polo team.
You do know about this one
'cause you wear all his clothes skiing.
- What? - Are you----ing kidding me?
I wear his clothes?
[laughing] - Not his actual clothes.
- What? - His company?
- His company. - I don't wanna get free clothes
from a guy that you tiki tiki.
- I'm uncomfortable. - I'm uncomfortable.
[laughing] Sergio!
- Coming up...
- My maid, for the past six months,
have been closing the cameras in the house,
bringing multiple men.
- What? Men? - Yes, Men.
♪
- Good morning. - Good morning.
- I'm Chanel Ayan. I have a meeting with Huda.
- Come with me. - Oh, thank you.
Beautiful. - Thank you.
- Wow, I love everything.
- Oh, my gosh.
- Habibi! - Hi!
Hi, my love. How are you?
- How are you doing? - I'm so excited for you.
- Thank you so much. - And I'm so excited to talk to you.
- Me, too. Me, too. I'm-- you have no idea.
- Oh, my God, and what do you have?
- Oh, I brought you some stuff to show you what we have.
- Oh, my God.
- How's everything with you?
- Good, just, like, crazy busy, yeah.
- Do you think I've changed? After 18 years,
I'm, still- I'm the same. - I don't think you've changed, no.
I don't think you changed at all.
- Huda Kattan is a beauty mogul.
I've known her from the moment I moved to Dubai.
She used to do my makeup,
and I recently saw her
at Naomi Campbell's show that I walked,
and I said to Huda,
"Babes, I am starting a makeup line."
She said to me, "Ayan, I love you.
"Whatever you need, let me know."
How's your daughter? - She's good.
- She must be, like, 14 or 13 now.
- She's 11, but she looks like--
I feel like she looks like she's a teenager.
Feels like she's a teenager. - My son thinks he's--
Okay, I am trying to make my son think he's 21.
But-but they grow so fast. They're different.
- He's, like, 17, 18, right?
- Seventeen, almost eighteen, yeah.
- Oh, my God, that's so crazy. - Yeah, I know.
- This is like giving birth to another child.
- Yes, I need all the advice from you
because I've been in the industry but only as model.
It's my first time starting a business like this.
- Yeah. - So, I'm, like, learning office stuff,
like sending emails
and doing things. [laughing]
- You don't need to send emails.
- I know. No? - I still don't send emails.
I wanna see what you got in there.
- Oh, my God, so, this is, like, the most important thing.
So, it's here. - Ahh! Oh, my God.
Oh, my God, Ayan. - And yeah, yeah,
and we have lashes, we have everything.
- Oh, my God.
- We have production from U.S.,
and they're doing all our makeup.
- So, is this your eyeshadow palate?
- The eyeshadow palate.
[gasps] - They're beautiful.
I love these purples-- I feel like you always wear
such beautiful colors, so this is so great.
And the silver, this is so you.
- My favorite is this one. - Show me. Show me. Show me.
- My-my black pencil, I named it Verbatim.
It goes like that. [gasps]
- Wow, let me see that. This looks amazing.
So beautiful-- I love it.
- You can keep it all day long, it's so soft.
- And you're producing this in the States, as well.
- Yeah, all of our stuff is, uh,
production from United States.
Yeah, yeah. - Wow.
I do recommend, um, looking at Italian manufacturers, too,
'cause it's so easy to hop over.
- Really? - It's only, like, seven hours away.
Who owns the logo? - Me.
- Good. - Yeah, yeah, I own the logo.
I own everything. - Okay, yeah, good.
Especially when you're just starting...
- Yeah. - You don't know
what the value of your business is yet.
If there are investors, they wanna make money.
They're going to try to give you
probably less equity in your company,
and you already have such a strong presence. - Yeah.
- I think that's a better conversation for later on.
- Yeah, okay. Okay, yeah, yeah.
- You know, once you get it launched,
once you make it strong, 'cause then you'll know
your value, too. - Yes, yes, exactly, yes.
- You know? Where are you selling?
On your website? - Yeah.
- I think you should be in a retailer.
- Yeah, that's, honestly, that's what we are working on.
- Why don't you go to Sephora?
- So, we haven't gone there yet, but I would love--
- Do you want me to connect you?
- Oh, my God, yes! - I'm very happy to connect you.
Oh, my God, I'll do it today.
Yeah, why not? Of course.
Of course, why not? - Oh, my God.
Oh, my God, don't. - Of course. Of course.
Of course. - Now, I see dollar signs.
[laughing] - Yes, exactly, exactly.
- Really? That's the dream. - Why not? Yeah.
- That's the dream, yeah.
- I mean, I think it's a good idea to start with Sephora here
since you're here. - Okay, okay.
- With everything you're doing,
you have so much awareness globally,
you know. - Yeah, yeah,
that would be amazing. - Yeah.
One thing I wanna share with you about my brand,
when-- as I started to become successful--
- Yeah. - I started to sabotage myself
because I thought I didn't deserve it.
Don't do that to yourself.
- I understand because even, like, like, having--
sometimes even as a model, I'll be like,
"Oh... do I deserve to be here today?" Do I--
You know what I mean? - Yeah.
- So, honestly, just you taking your time
to see me-- - It's my pleasure.
- Thank you so much. - It's my pleasure.
- So special, honey. - Well, I believe in you.
I believe in you.
- I believe I was the chosen one in the family
to go through the pain, the struggle,
the crying, the depression, the anger,
the everything, to carry my people.
To have somebody like Huda, who is a billionaire
and very successful, telling me she believes in me,
it's my dream.
Right now, I feel love.
She deserves giraffes. She deserves leopards.
She deserves everything.
- You know, don't worry about the emails.
[laughing] Don't worry about the emails.
- Girl, you know, there's something called
you have to print-- oh, my God, I forgot the name,
but there's something you have to print stuff out,
and it's just like, I've never done it.
- I don't even think you need to do that either.
[laughter]
♪
- I bought you something to cheer you up.
- What?
- You know this necklace I've been wearing.
- I-I've been looking at your necklace.
What the hell is that? - It's an animal and astronaut
because you know we're aliens, and we belong
on-on a different planet. - Of course, we're aliens.
- So, I got you one, as well.
- Oh, my God. - That's so cute.
- To cheer you up. - You did cheer me up, girl.
But, listen, I'll tell you the weirdest thing ever.
You guys won't believe what happened.
I mean, you know. - Yeah.
You didn't tell her? - I-I'm dying to know, tell me.
- It's bad. - It's very bad.
- My maid, for the past six months,
have been closing the cameras in the house,
bringing multiple men. - What?
What? Men? - Yes, men.
The man asked her for my picture and his picture,
the times where we go out, when do I come back.
- Oh, my God. - What a psycho.
- On her phone, there's pictures of, like,
people in her room with alcohol.
- Yeah, yeah, we went to the police station three times.
- I know. [gasps]
Ever since I came back from Bali,
the magic of Bali has been over.
- Habibi, I'm so sorry.
- There are texts of these men commenting
on my son's picture, saying, "Oh, my God, he's cute.
"We love his hair. We love his skin."
And these men were asking her, "What time does he come home?
"Who waits for him? Do they have money?"
I mean, all these questions indicate one thing--
kidnap, ransom.
Right now, I'm dealing with a court case,
police case, my son traumatized.
This is what I come home to.
I was like, "Just leave the house, it's over.
"I don't wanna see you again."
But then, I go to her room while she's packing,
and I start seeing my stuff.
- Oh, my gosh. - My gold necklace,
my mom's earrings... - Your underwear.
- My-my underwear.
- Okay, she was probably plotting
to-to take him for ransom. - Yes, yes.
- Yeah, oh, my God. - Oh, my God, how scary is that?
God forbid.
- My son is really traumatized, at the moment.
Like, he finds it hard to sleep at night.
He doesn't like to be alone.
He doesn't even go to the toilet alone.
However, I had to expose all the details
because the police had to ask him,
"Did any men come into the house?
"Did any men try to touch you?
"Did any men talk to you?"
I had no choice but to disclose everything.
Now, when the bus picks him up,
I'm, like, standing, staring, you know.
- Yeah. - I don't blame you.
- When I realized it was my son's life and safety,
I went on full beast mode.
I was like no mercy.
I am not dropping any charges
because if I let her go,
she will do this to another family.
Ahh, my blood is boiling, right now.
On top of this, and then on top of the stress
that I have with Akin--
Oh, you don't even know about that.
- How do you feel about it? - What-what's going on with that?
- So, Akin made me drop a deal for $45K dollars--
it's a huge podcast interview--
because the guy is shirtless on his Instagram,
and he's a sports figure. - So, what was wrong with that?
- There's nothing wrong with him.
- But what's wrong with that?
- There's absolutely nothing wrong with that.
- I don't-- I'm going to talk about spirituality,
and business, and-and, like, you know, growth.
- Sara, let me have your hand.
I see zero rings. - You see zero rings.
- That's all I have to say. - But then I did a test.
He has a photo shoot.
I was like, "How much are they paying you?"
He's like, "Oh, it's about $3K to $5K."
I was like, "Drop it for me.
"Make me feel like the sacrifice I do for you
"is reciprocated." - Yeah, yeah.
- Of course, fair. - He went--
He went and did the shoot. [gasps]
- He did it. I thought he didn't do it.
- He did it. - Sara.
- Hearing him say, "No, why should I?"
It just breaks my heart. So, I'm...
[sighs] I'm very disappointed.
- You know I love you, right? - Yeah.
- But do you remember what I told you from before?
I just-- I don't see it happening.
- I know you love him,
but he does have a big insecurity.
An insecure man is never going to admit he's insecure.
- She deserves something completely different,
not that he's not a good guy.
He's just the not the one for you.
- I wanna give some chance because I believe
maybe-maybe- maybe it can work.
So, I wanna try. I wanna try,
and if it doesn't work out, then I tried.
- Coming up...
I think where things went left in Bali was that dinner
when you threw Ayan under the bus.
♪
I have a table under Stanbury.
- Stanbury, sure. - Yeah.
Thanks-- fabulous.
I might order a glass of white wine.
- Hello. - Hello.
- Hi. How are you?
- You look nice. - You, too.
- Enjoy, ladies. - Can I have something for my bag, please?
- Sure. - Thank you.
How are you? - Good. You?
- Good, good, good.
I've been here but never in the daytime.
I've only been at night.
At night, you get to see the Burj Khalifa,
and they light it up and the fountains
and everything. - Oh, lovely.
- Yeah. - Want a glass of wine?
- Yes, need glass of wine, champagne.
- I did just order one,
but I didn't know what you want.
- Yeah, I'll have sauvignon blanc.
- How have you been since Bali?
- Oh, I actually got back, and Kristian was sick.
- Oh, no. - Yeah, so, I spent,
like, the last four nights just being completely awake.
Yeah. How have you been?
- Um, feel like I've been hit by a truck.
- Oh, no! Thank you. - I feel like Bali was like...
"Girls Gone Wild." - Yeah.
[shouting]
♪
- But I had so much fun. - I actually had a good time.
- Yeah, and that's why I was a little confused
when, in the morning, it was like...
you didn't talk to me.
- Excuse me. - Hi.
- Hi. How are you? Welcome to Urla.
- I'll start with the king crab salad.
- King crab salad.
- For my main, I'll do the lobster linguini, please.
- Lobster linguini. - Yeah. Thank you so much.
- And I'll have the octopus with potatoes.
- The octopus with potatoes. - Yeah.
- Perfect. Thank you. - Thank you.
So, I really feel like
we were making, like, really good progress.
- I think where things went left was that dinner
when you threw Ayan under the bus.
- Yes.
- That night, you were back to the Caroline
that I knew you so well to be.
- I've said sorry for that.
I really didn't consider you. - Mm-hmm.
- I didn't consider Ayan. And that, I am sorry for.
It wasn't meant to go that deep, and it went very left,
but it really wasn't a dig at you two.
- Okay. - I don't want to become
between you and Ayan. - Okay.
- I've been having a great time with you and Ayan.
- You know, you and I have had our issues in the past,
and the only way for us to truly move on,
is if we speak about it, right? - Right.
- When I told you that I was gonna move forward,
I meant it. However, am I still hurt?
Yeah, because the things you did
really cut me and hurt me.
- I will admit my responsibility for the things
that have happened in the past. - Yeah.
- But I felt like I was provoked.
You attack my husband. You attack my business.
- I've never attacked your husband.
- What are you talking? You said my followers were fake.
I don't have a business. My husband's gay. - Well--
You were provoked and then you called me an escort.
You're disgusting. You're a wish--
- You're a former escort in Miami.
- I could-- let me tell you.
If I was an escort, girl,
I would have been a rich bitch. - What?
- Should I have said certain things? No.
But when you said that lie, it not only affected me,
but it affected my whole family.
I've been trying really hard
to work on my relationship with Stanbury,
but after seeing what she did to Ayan,
throwing her under the bus,
that just brought up old feelings
of me not being able to trust her.
So, I feel like we still have work to do.
I'm college educated.
My parents worked so hard for me to be who I am,
and I, too, worked so hard to be who I am.
You know how it is living in Dubai.
As a Black woman, there are so many stereotypes out there,
and one of them is being an escort.
So, I no longer wanna drop my kids to school
because I'm so afraid
that the moms watched and heard the rumors
and would judge me or my child because of it.
I felt like, oh, my God,
what if people think that's true, like,
that's how I got my husband?
What if they don't want to invite my kids
to birthday parties anymore because they think
that, you know, I was an escort?
Dubai is so conservative,
and people really cross you off the social board
if they feel like you're not...
up to their standard.
- I would never want it to affect you this way,
and I will fully apologize for that.
- Thank you. - I wasn't thinking long-term.
- Yeah. I hope you understand, from my perspective,
how I feel. - I do, and it's terrible.
No one should feel like that.
- And, yeah, and thank you for saying that.
- You know, no one. - Yeah.
- Oh, yeah. - Oh, yum.
- Is that yours or mine? - That's mine,
but we can share. - Oh, yeah, looks amazing.
[laughing]
- I do think you're a good person deep down,
and that was not a jab.
- I'm really glad we did this
because this was needed. - Me, too.
- I thought this was gonna go a very different way.
- Yeah.
- But I really do like you, Lesa.
- I really do like you, too, Caroline.
I really genuinely do.
- Coming up next...
- Are we going to our funeral or to polo?
- Ayan was definitely going to Marilyn Monroe's funeral.
- I'm going for a tea party. - No.
- No? What about this one?
I'm going to Monaco to find a rich husband.
- Not bad. - Not bad?
- Not bad.
♪
- I love, love, love the polo.
The funniest thing to me, though,
is that girls always show up
like they're going to the races.
I reckon Ayan's showing up in feathers.
♪
- Mila, we're going to polo. You like?
- Adorable. - Yeah, cute.
- We look cute?
- Yeah, you guys look like each other.
[laughing] - Thanks.
♪ Dubai is in my veins
♪ we are stars destined for the gains ♪
♪ didn't expect money in no other way ♪
♪ watch me hustle hustle hustle hustle ♪
- Good afternoon.
It's so beautiful. What's your name?
- Kalvin. - Caroline. Nice to meet you.
- Nice to meet you. Welcome. - Thank you so much.
Oh, my God, I'm so excited.
I think we'll start with some drinks,
and we'll just get some, like, small, little bites
for the girls to start with. - Done.
- Thank you. I have such a love for polo.
Horses are my favorite animal.
The sport is just amazing.
I had already been friends, prior to moving to Dubai,
with the Al Habtoor family.
They own two different polo teams.
So, Adam grew up on the polo fields.
It was just a mommy and son bonding moment.
♪ Sunrise to sunset grinding for the love ♪
♪ sweat on my brow but I'm rising above ♪
♪ I keep it icy never get too hot ♪
- Hello. - Hello.
Oh, my goodness, girls. - Look at you.
- You look stunning. - How are you, babe?
- Great. - You look beautiful.
- Hi, honey. Good afternoon.
- Polo is very, very popular in Dubai.
It's the sports of the elite, and everybody's, like,
wearing all the jewelry, and everybody is bragging,
and it's, like, not my vibe, not my energy.
I mean, I don't mind watching polo on TV,
but, yeah, not my thing.
- I hope nobody's dressed like they wanna ride the horse.
♪ Coming in hot
♪ always on top always on top ♪
♪ baby I'm the boss I'm the boss ♪
- Oh, my God. - Hey.
- Oh, my God, I'm dead. - So cute.
- You look amazing. I love this. - You look amazing.
- How are you? - I love this color.
- How are you guys doing? - Muah, muah.
- Hey, Raf. - What's up, Cal?
- What's up, baby? - How are you doing, sweetheart?
You look beautiful. - You, too. You look amazing.
- You look great. You look great.
- Brooks and I, we've made up since Bali,
but Raf and Brooks haven't seen each other
since Caroline's housewarming party.
- Do you wanna do this? - Yeah, it's my wife.
You're gonna-- you're not gonna throw my wife under the bus.
- What are we doing? - Okay. Do you wanna talk--
is your husband challenging me? - I wanna--
- I just want this to be a fun, bubbly afternoon.
Don't wanna address it.
Do we know the rules, or do we just drink?
- It's easy. - It's golf on a horse.
- Pretty much. Raffi, thank you. - Golf on a horse. Right?
- I've known Raffi before I've ever known Taleen.
So, when we all fell out,
my hurt was more painful when it came to the friendship
being fractured between me and Raf
than it was between me and Taleen.
- Oh, my God, Michael! - Hello.
- I wanna have a private conversation with Raffi
and talk to him about how he made me feel,
but now is not the time or the place.
- Muah. Good to see you.
Thank you for having me, Caroline.
- How are you? - Hi, my love. Welcome. - Thank you, my dear.
Thank you. Muah.
♪
- Hello.
- Hey. - Look at you guys.
- How are you? - Wow.
- It's good to see you, baby. - You look amazing.
♪
- Make space, bitches, and bow down to the queen.
[laughing] She arrived.
- Hey. - Bitches.
Bow-- Muah, muah.
- I don't know how to get under there.
- I know. Sorry, sorry. Muah, muah. Hi, Sergio.
- How are you? - Nice to see you.
Didn't see you long time. - Good to see you.
I know, long time. - How is it just only me
look better than all of you combined?
- No, you're not talking about me, bitch,
not with this vintage. - Bitch,
I look better than all of you combined.
- Girl, you look like you're going to a funeral.
- Oh, thank you.
- Did she say hi to you? - Yeah, she did.
- Okay. - She did.
We're all good.
No, I think she's okay with me. - Oops, okay.
- What?
Which way the wind blows?
- Give it about 15 minutes. We'll figure it out.
♪
- Ooh, oh, my God. - Oh, my God, look at that.
- Wait, I'm confused.
Are we going to a funeral or to polo?
- It's polo.
- I don't really know what appropriate polo attire is
in the Middle East because it's an English game,
but the girls have definitely watched "Pretty Woman."
The other one's sort of come as
a naughty school headmistress.
- Brooks looked like she was going to murder
her ex-boyfriend.
- It looks like the Spice Girls
descended on the polo field.
It's ridiculous the way we look.
- Stanbury, you are British.
Why are you wearing giant Prada jellies to polo?
Terrible.
- Ayan was definitely going to Marilyn Monroe's funeral.
- I'm wearing a couture.
Like, I'm the sexiest there.
- I thought the invite was to polo.
I feel like I just walked into a funeral.
This is giving death, not derby.
- Hey!
All the boys are gonna move,
and all the girls are gonna have a seat.
- Sergio, let's find a spot, and let's go have a drink.
Come on.
Where do you guys wanna go? - Anywhere.
- There's shade there. How about over here?
- Let's go there.
- Hi, girls. - Hi.
- Whoo! Cheers.
- Cheers! - Cheers, ladies.
- Thanks, Brooks, for organizing.
- Brooks. - Thank you, guys.
Thank you so much for coming. - Thank you.
- Oh, look, guys. The polo is starting.
- Whoo! Habtoor Polo!
Whoo! - I gotta get a picture.
- Let's go!
- How are the babies? Everybody's good?
- Good. Everyone's so good. - Good, yeah.
What's going on with your nanny?
- Oh, my God... I found out that my maid
has been shutting the cameras off in the house,
bringing men over.
So, then, I go through the WhatsApp messages.
The man is like, "What time does the kid go to school?
"Who picks him up? How does he look like?
"Send me a picture." - That's scary, Lesa, a man.
- But she's not arrested or anything crazy.
- She's arrested. - She's in jail, baby.
- What? - She's in jail? - Yeah, she's in jail.
- She's in jail in the Middle East?
- Yeah, she's in jail.
- Babe, that's-that's the law. - Sorry, I'm just saying.
- Where else should she be, Lesa?
- That's the law.
- I am beyond shocked.
It just makes me want my mom to move here
even more than ever.
As an expat, we rely on our nannies to help us.
This is literally my worst--
and any parent's worst nightmare.
- It's disgusting because the guy is like,
"Send me the boy's picture." She sent it.
He's like, "Oh, he's beautiful."
[gasps] - What?
[retching] - I was like, "Excuse me?"
I was like, "Go to jail." I'm sorry.
- Eww. - Okay, yeah, yeah, yeah.
♪
Coming up...
- I'm glad that you and Lesa have fixed your stuff.
- Yes. - Because honestly,
it was also very hard for me.
- I know what I did that night wasn't right.
- Yeah, you----ed me over.
♪
- Hey, this is kinda crazy, man.
Look it. These horses are fighting.
Hit it. - Champagne. Sergio?
- Darling Sergio, your wife wants a glass of champagne.
- Can I have champagne, darling?
- Get this one. - Trade it out.
- There's a waiter for that.
Wow, really?
- Oh, my God, he's so pussy-whipped.
- That's it. [laughing]
- Amazing. - Wow.
- Are these shrimps? That looks so beautiful.
- Yes. - Thank you so much.
- Oysters.
- This is my first meal of the day.
- All right, babe. I'm eating oysters.
Get ready when we go home.
[laughing]
- [indistinct].
- Oh, we have to go and look for gold, apparently.
Come on. - Whoo! Let's go!
- Where's your metal detector, Brooks?
- You lead the way. Gold is attracted to you.
- I've been to polo matches with royalty, the Queen,
and famous people playing huge matches.
My ex-boyfriend had a polo team in America.
So, like, I went to way too much polo
every single weekend,
but I've never heard of the gold coin search.
It's normally, like, divots,
where you go and turn over the mud,
so that the field is flat again.
- I have no idea what I'm looking for,
but if it has to do with gold and digging,
Brooks is the perfect person,
and now we know why she likes polo.
[laughing]
- Here I am, between my two favorite men.
I don't need gold.
[laughing]
- I need my gold! - Who's got it?
[laughing]
- Brooks for sure has a metal detector.
- Sara, did you find something?
- Did you find it? - You got it?
- No. - I found horsesh--.
[laughing]
- Is it dry at least, Sara?
I won't want my shoes now.
- Yeah, exactly. - No, I'm doing it.
- Valentino is not the way to go for the--
- This is not conducive for these fields.
I know. I know. - No.
- Sorry, ladies. I have nothing.
- Guys, we found the gold already.
- The gold has been found. - Mom has nothing.
- There's a gold digger somewhere on this field.
- I'm not impressed by polo,
but this is a rich people situation.
They are bored,
so they sit on horses and chase the balls.
Where do you wanna sit? Here? - Wanna sit here?
- Yeah, come on. Yeah, yeah. - It's easier.
- Men in my villages, they fight with the lions.
They send a 17-year-old boy to go to fight with a lion
and bring the head of the lion to be a man.
That is impressive.
Yeah. How are you? - I'm good.
As you know, I went out for lunch with Lesa. - Yeah.
- And I think it was needed to happen.
- Absolutely.
- And I really explained to her how, you know,
much I valued my friendship with you
and that I was enjoying even hanging out with her.
- I'm glad that you and Lesa have fixed your stuff.
- Yes. - Because, honestly,
it was also very hard for me. - Horrible.
- Horrible for me. - You were in the middle of it.
Yeah. - Massively, you know.
- I know what I did that night wasn't right.
- Yeah, you----ed me over. [laughing]
- Well, I didn't mean to [BLEEP] you over.
I actually really, truly, Ayan,
from the bottom of my heart,
thought I was having a little bit of fun
at the expense of others. Where I went wrong is,
I should have asked your permission.
- Yeah. - One hundred percent.
And I accept all the responsibility for that.
It's not lost no me that it is completely ironic
that I am the one apologizing to Ayan,
to Lesa, to everybody for my behavior.
But, again, they're children.
If they've got someone else, other than each other to blame,
they will be fine.
- To be honest, my relationship with her,
lately, has been like we're good,
which was we've never had that before.
- Yeah, but you're like sisters.
- We are. We are. We are. - This is what sisters do.
- I know. I know. We are okay now,
but she was really, really hurt.
- We both did something a little bit shady
that we thought was gonna be a little bit of fun
at someone else's expense.
- I love that you think that because you owe me a lot.
You owe me massages 'cause I've been stressed.
- Massages? - Bitch, yeah.
- Now, we're out of Bali. Things are different.
I think she's had time to calm down,
to digest what happened, maybe see her side,
even if she doesn't admit it to me.
She's ready now.
She wasn't ready at the Bali swings.
You and Lesa are so close
that if you can't get through this,
you have bigger problems. - Well, no, no, no, no, no.
It took us time because she was hurt, and I was hurt.
- And I-I have beyond explained to her
you never told me it was from her,
which is the truth. - Yes. Yes, it is, it is.
And I enjoyed it, to be honest.
- Yeah. So, it backfired on you and me.
- Yes, yes, it did. - Yes, it did.
- It did backfire on both of us. That is really the truth.
- So, here's-here's to us being a bit--
well, if God had a stick, he'd beat both of us.
- He'd beat you first. - Well, yes.
- Very hard. Very hard. - Very hard.
- I don't think Stanbury came in between me and Lesa,
so I can't blame her for that.
I think me and Lesa came in between each other.
That made me see Lesa in a different light.
It was such a big betrayal for me,
and I'm taking it out on Stanbury,
but, in the end,
I really need to look at why...
I'm angry.
- Let's go watch the polo.
- I'm so happy that you guys came.
- Yeah. - I really am,
and I'm so happy everybody is in such a good place.
- Go, go, go, go! [cheering]
I don't know who I'm cheering for.
Let's go!
- Ladies.
- Oh, you need a seat, not there.
Sorry. - Do I need a seat?
- Or tell them each to move down one.
- The old Lesa would have saved you a seat.
Now, she's five-- say goodbye down there.
- I know. [laughing]
Bitch.
I'm sitting here. Move, move, move.
- Oh. Oh, God.
- Wow. - My ass is too tiny.
- Oh, oh, my God. - Come on.
Come on, my fair lady. - Back up. Put your--
- Definitely never thought I'd see that.
- Oh, Lesa, somebody stole your best friend, babe.
[cheering] - Cheers. Cheers.
- Yes!
[cheering]
- Ladies... - all: Yes.
- I'm gonna do the ranking.
- Of what? - Oh, God.
- Before you start, it's a Stella McCartney,
and she's British.
- Valentino on the feet? - Valentino on the feet.
- Chanel on the ears? - Chanel on the ears.
Hermes on the head. - Got it.
- Even my dog is in Hermes. - Don't call Raffi that.
[laughing] - Oh, my God!
[laughing] - Arf, arf!
- All right. I'm gonna do it.
First place, second place.
- Thank you! Yay!
I am a former Miss Jamaica.
- We're about to get run over by a car.
- I don't take these things lightly.
- Lesa...
Work it. Work it. Work it. - Wow.
- Yes!
- Caroline, thank you for having us, dear.
- Thank you. [cheering]
- We love Dubai. We love Brooks.
[cheering] - Yes!
- Coming up.
- I know that, one day, if you don't have a baby,
you won't be around forever.
- If I don't have a baby,
what would be my role in this life?
Nothing.
♪ Show me what you're gonna do ♪
♪ tell me how you wanna play ♪
- Which is having sex and today.
[laughing] So let's have sex, honey.
[snoring, laughing]
Oh, wait, did you just come?
Yeah, baby, keep going.
[laughing]
♪
All right, honey. You ready?
- I think so.
- Okay, slowly. Come. Oh, oh, oh, oh, oh.
- Tell me, darling. - It's okay.
Okay, okay, Caroline. - Tell me.
♪
- We are going here.
[laughing] - Oh, wow.
- Are you ready? Oh, here.
- Gorgeous.
- You're my favorite human.
- Ha! I'm the only human.
[vocalizing fanfare]
- Look at that. - Oh, my God, look at this.
- So, that's your birthday cake, honey.
- Wait, is this our house? - Yes, it's our house. Exactly.
- Stop it. Oh, my goodness. - That's our wedding card.
This is the entrance. - Okay.
- So, I wanted to kind of capture different moments in life.
- Wow!
Sergio never ceases to amaze me,
the stuff he comes up with.
I've never seen a cake like it, with,
you know, the kids and the dogs in it.
Every year, I think you can't get better,
and you do better. [laughing]
Every birthday with Sergio is insane.
- Ta-da! [laughing]
Happy birthday, honey. - Oh, my God, it's beautiful.
- What do you think? - Oh, my God, it's stunning.
The Birkin is hard enough to get.
He must have gone through hell and back to get that bag.
You can never go wrong in Hermes.
- I know.
- Like, he is just the most thoughtful human there is.
- Oh, I love you so much, honey.
- Honestly, Sergio, we're one in a million.
People don't get to do this. - Nobody.
- They-they have affairs with men like you.
They don't marry and then start families.
It's a beautiful, beautiful, beautiful life
I wouldn't change for the world.
Life should be-- - I understand.
- A whole load of, "What the [BLEEP]?"
- I know. I understand that.
But a part of me is, at some point, couples,
they have to sacrifice because they have
responsibilities within them, which is kids, which is jobs,
which is maintain a family. - Which we don't have.
- We don't have,
and that's why, you know,
it worries me to have a baby with you
'cause I don't want that life again.
- But I think we are on the stage now, honey,
that we actually have to decide
if we-- what are we doing?
Are we going ahead with a baby,
or are we not having a baby?
When we got married,
we didn't really talk about this,
because everything moved so fast,
but I don't like to live in this lala land place
that we just postpone and postpone and postpone,
and then the baby is just this funny thing
that we have there on ice.
And I'm asking what any other husband will ask.
- I'm, like, in such a catch-22
because I know that, one day,
if you don't have a baby,
you won't be around forever.
- The biggest fear I have is to end up alone
later on in age.
Caroline will be gone.
My family will be gone.
If I don't have a baby,
what would be my role in this life?
Nothing.
- But-- - Okay, so, look at my eyes.
Are we actually having a baby, or not?
- Right now, not.
- I mean, are we going to have a baby?
I want to have it at some point.
- So, is it a dealbreaker or not?
Tell me. [sighs]
- I want a baby.
- Okay. No, okay, that's, like,
the first time you said that. - I want a baby.
I know. I want a baby.
- Okay.
Hearing Sergio and his response to all this
and knowing how adamant he's becoming,
I realize now is the time
that I really have to think about it seriously.
We both have to agree at the same time,
and I suppose, ultimately,
this could be the one thing that, you know, divides us.
I have to rethink everything now.
♪
- Next time, on The Real Housewives of Dubai.
- Do it!
[cheering] - Yes!
- I don't want you to get too close to that bitch,
'cause I'm jealous.
- I feel like this is Stanbury and Lesa
every day, and this is me,
and I don't know what side they are pulling me.
- Me and Akin have been arguing a lot.
I'm gonna cry.
- You don't have a business. You don't own a business.
- I have a business of my own. - You will not--
- Thank you very much. - You will not toast--
- I have a business of my own. Thank you very much.
- Don't----in' point at me, Taleen.
- Don't-- Oh, so, you can point at me?