- Previously, on "The Real Housewives of Dubai"...
- How are you? - Muah.
I am super excited. My mom flew in from Miami.
When are you moving to Dubai?
- When are you coming home?
- I don't think we're gonna leave
at least five years.
- Okay, we're the new hosts. - So, Sara was saying,
"Oh, she's my smartest friend."
- I love my girl, Saba.
She's my Pakistani sister for life.
What is your dream dad?
- A dad that buys toys for their kid.
- We'll find the dream dad for you
and the dream husband for me.
- Have you ever dated a girl with kids?
- I don't see how it would be any different.
- Are you joking?
You have, like, a cock block running around.
[laughing]
[buzzer sounds] - No.
- You think this is normal? - Like, nothing.
No, I don't think any of this is normal.
We were meant to be here two weeks.
We've now been here nearly eight.
We're finally expecting to move out of Michael's
by the end of the week.
- How does it feel having married couple here?
- There's tension between them, right now.
- I can tell. - I'm ready for them to go.
- Oh. - I heard you fell down,
and your ass was out.
- Sergio saw your vagina.
- You disrespected my friend.
- I uninvited Brooks.
- Why would you do that?
- She called me a see you next Tuesday
behind my back. - Check, please!
- You called me a see you next Tuesday.
- We've both said far worse in our life.
- She is jealous of my relationship with Lesa and Ayan.
She liked it when I was on my island
because she could save me. Now, I don't need saving.
- We both have something to work on.
- Okay.
- The only thing old about me, darling,
is my money.
- In the land of excess, I find my riches within.
- Take it from me.
If you know how to stay chill, you'll never get burnt.
- I may be building glass houses,
but you'll never see me crack.
- The desert might be hot,
but I always find the shade.
- If you're jealous of me, that's okay, honey.
I would be, too.
**
- Of course, it's, like, the hottest day today.
- Tal, where do you want these?
- Those are gonna be on the beach.
- Where's the beach? - Right behind you.
[laughing] - Okay, I'll put it right here.
Just setting up is a workout.
[laughing]
- When I moved to Dubai nine years ago from L.A.,
Raffi was working all the time.
I felt alone.
I felt I didn't have my own friends.
Like, all I could do was work out
because I had nothing else to do.
Hi, ladies. - Hi.
- How are you? - Good. How are you?
- It's good seeing you. I'm good. I'm good.
I think we can get started, guys.
We'll start on the beach.
I realized that there was a void for fitness,
especially targeted for women,
and that's when I knew there's a business here.
This is my boot camp.
Have fun. Smile. It burns more calories.
The reason I do these boot camps just for women
is because we are the most powerful people on earth.
We can have babies.
We can do anything a man does, times ten, right?
Ready to burn some calories? Let's get started. One, two.
As progressive as Dubai is, it is still a Muslim country.
We're gonna do stations, okay?
This is station number one, kettle bell swings.
So, you still have locals that they don't wanna work out
in the same room as men,
or they think that taking care of your body
is wanting to look sexy, so they're ashamed of that.
You know, there was that whole stigma, as well.
I saw all that, and I was like, I can really help women.
Love the form. Good, slam it.
Good, beautiful.
Just squeeze those shoulder blades in.
We're tire flippin'. Push, push, push!
So, I started running these little boot camps,
and they would push sleds, and flip tires,
and push cars.
Grab a parachute. We're doing sprints.
I had security come a few times,
and they were like,
"Why are these women flipping tires?
"Should I bring someone to help you flip the tire?"
I'm like, "No, no, no."
I'm like, "This is a workout."
Push, push, push, push, push!
Mom of two over here, and look at that body!
- Oh! - We lost one. We lost one.
I had a lot of people that looked at me
like I was crazy,
but if people think you're crazy,
you're doing something right.
Round of applause, guys. You guys killed it.
Thank you so much for coming.
Love you guys. Thank you.
See you, ladies. It was a good turnout.
They were in such good shape. - I know.
- Some of them were, like, triathlon champions.
- It almost made me wanna work out.
- Yeah. - Almost.
- See, that excites me. You know what I mean?
- You need to start making it a regular thing, I think.
- I know, dude. I-I miss it. This is what I'm saying.
Like, I used to do it three times a week.
- I mean, it's hard with the girls and everything
you have going on.
- Like, Raf, you know,
he was like, "Let's have a third."
I won't be able to do these things.
This takes a lot.
Having another baby has been a debate in our household.
Raffi really, really wants that boy.
- I need to have a third child.
There's nobody to take our last name.
Yeah, we are gonna have another kid,
not that she wants it.
Babe, I've told you we have to have a boy.
- Does he say this every day? - Yes.
I feel like I finally got the motivation
to get my career back on track.
So, every time I hear it, my legs just close
tighter, and tighter, and tighter.
- It's a lot, but if anyone can do it, I think you can.
- Just don't tell Raf that.
- Wasn't meant to sound like a question,
but you can. - Yeah.
- I won't tell Raf. - Yeah. Don't.
- Between us, yeah, zip. [laughing]
**
- No! Who the (BLEEP) wants to sit down
and have a cuddle in the middle of moving.
God, it's exhausting.
Why can't we pack in different rooms?
I keep moving. You keep following me.
[laughing] - Honey, where are you going?
- Anywhere you're not. - Okay.
- Thank God Sergio and I
are getting ready to move out of Michael's house
and into our new home.
The thing is, with Michael,
I don't think he really understood what I come with.
I came with three dogs,
two PAs,
and a driver.
Where Michael used to do his work in the day,
is now my makeup station.
So, have I worn out my welcome?
A hundred percent, yes.
- Huh, honey?
- Hang on, darling, please. - Okay.
You gonna help me with all this, honey, or no?
- Wait. I'm just doing the bills for the house, darling.
- Okay? Honey...
- Yes, Sergio, but you're emptying a drawer.
I'm actually dealing with all the Barari stuff.
So, leave the drawer of my stuff
and wait for me to do it. [Sergio sighs]
I'm coordinating all the setup of the house
to turn on the electricity,
finalizing of the payments,
making sure everything is okay
because everything for the house is in my name.
- Hang on, darling, please.
Because Sergio, he hasn't been here long enough.
You have to be employed and have a credit history
in this country for three years
to put anything in your name.
- Honey... - Sergio, stop asking me questions.
- Okay, let me know if I can help with anything.
- You can't help 'cause I just got it,
so I'm sorting it with Barari.
Otherwise, we can't get light,
heat, water service. - All right.
I will leave it like this. - Yes, please.
- Are you gonna do anything? [Caroline sighs]
- What? - Nothing. No, it's fine.
- Stop asking me these questions.
Just ----ing handle it.
Just do it. Just handle it. I don't give a sh--.
- Honey?
[sighs]
Honey! - Yes.
- Listen to me.
- I said I'm dealing with Barari.
I'm dealing with Barari.
- Okay.
- Do you want to move?
They cannot give me the ----ing keys without it!
And then you ask me 57 times about these ----ing handbags.
(BLEEP) my life.
[sighs] - Caroline?
- Yeah.
- Why is all the screaming?
- Oh, because he keeps asking me about ----ing handbags...
- Caroline, just shut up. - ...he can move himself.
- I'm ----ing asking you for help. That's all!
I ask you to talk to me normal. That's it, okay?
I'm ----ing doing everything. So, just shut up. Yes.
- You're doing everything?
- Talk to me normal. That's all I need.
- If you can see I'm in it, Sergio, stop interrupting!
- I don't know. Okay. Okay. - I told you to stop.
And then you ask, and you ask, and you ask.
The ----ing handbag's going nowhere! (BLEEP) off.
- What can I help you guys with? - No, no, it's fine.
Barari just sent me a thing that you have to organize
before they hand you the keys.
- DEWA, service charge, all those things, yeah.
- Thank you so much. That's ----ing lovely, Caroline.
- I just said I'm dealing with Barari!
- (BLEEP) off, Sergio. You're like a gnat.
- No, just tell me why.
- Yeah, bye-bye.
- Sergio, I'm not trying to be the husband.
I'm just trying to find out what's going on.
I'm trying to just figure out what I can do to help,
as I've been doing for the last three months.
- Yes, two. - Yeah, no, it feels like six.
[laughing]
- Caroline. - Yes, what now?
- I'm the man of the house, Caroline, okay?
You have to always prioritize me,
and you've been not doing that. [sighs]
We've been ----ing living for two months here.
You understand? - Yes.
- So, how do you want me to feel?
- So, grateful. - Talking about Michael.
- You don't make him feel sh-- in his own house.
- I'm not saying that, Caroline. I'm ----ing grateful.
- Grateful.
- But prioritize me, Caroline, okay?
- No.
- Feel something 'cause I'm always--
- I told you very clearly I was paying a bill.
- Okay.
- Except you have to keep talking about my handbags.
- Okay, okay. - Which I will get to.
[sighs] (BLEEP) my life.
I just wanna, like, get on.
**
- Are you guys gonna be good for grandma?
- Sure! - No candy.
- No micromanagement, please.
- This is for you, not for me, 'cause I'm going out.
- Let me be a grandma. I'm here now.
**
- Uh...
**
- Hi. How are you?
This is my friend, Ayan.
She's here to do the forensic age estimation by teeth check.
- Thank you.
- Okay. - Thank you.
Did I get that right, though?
- No, it's not because the forensic is for people
who are dead.
- I'm sure it's forensic. - No, no, for-- no.
- Wait, Ayan.
- No, it's not because people are forensic.
I've seen it. - Let me see.
Forensic age estimation by teeth.
- Oh.
I'm so excited to find out how old I am
through my teeth.
I didn't have a birth certificate growing up
until I was older 'cause my village
is in the middle of nowhere.
We did not have that. What if I'm 70?
- I'm guessing that you're younger
than you think you are.
- You think? - I think so.
- It's one of the things that I've always wanted to know.
My body, I think is 60,
and then my mind is, like, 30.
So, I really wanna know exactly how old I am
'cause then I can actually know how many years
I have left on earth 'cause I don't know.
What if I'm 60, and I have only ten left,
and I think I'm 30?
So, when you die, you're like, why the (BLEEP) am I dead young?
Because you don't know. - Stanbury is coming.
- She is so excited to see how old I am.
- Oh, yeah, she just wants to make sure that you're older.
I think that's what she wants. - That's what she wants.
I always thought my mom was 65 years old,
but they said she was 80.
So, I might be older than you, honey.
- That would make me so happy.
- I really hope I'm older just to keep her calm,
so she doesn't feel like she's a 50-year-old
influencer anymore.
- No, but I feel like, if you're older than her,
and you look this good--
- But anyway, I am so excited for my queens dinner.
- Yeah. - Yeah, it'll be fun.
Hey!
I'm just calling because I want to invite you
to the Atlantis Hotel Royale
because I'm throwing this queens dinner party
this week.
- I need to know everything in details.
- It's going to be super eventful.
- Okay, perfect. - I can't wait.
- I'm having this queens dinner
because I've always felt like I'm a queen.
So, I want the girls to feel like the same way
I feel about myself.
And also, instead of us always bickering,
I want them to applaud each other
and celebrate themselves
'cause I want women to love them themselves
and feel like the queens that they are.
- Hi, Miss Ayan. - Hi. How are you?
- Hi. I'm good. Thank you.
Come with me. We will take x-ray for you.
- Oh, perfect.
- I'll wait here. I'll wait here.
- Oh, hello. - Hello.
- Has she gone in already? - She went in. Yeah.
- Oh, my God. - How are you?
- More excited to-- - Nice bag.
- Oh, thank you. My last trip to Paris.
- So cute.
[whimpering]
- I have a feeling Ayan might be older than me.
- I think she's younger. She has not even one wrinkle.
- You know the saying. - Black don't crack.
- Yeah. [laughing]
- This is my mouth? - This is your mouth.
- Oh, you see I don't have a tooth there.
[laughing]
My mom removed it when I was young.
- Oh, really? - Yeah, it was very painful.
- Do you remember when was that exactly?
- I think I was 13 or 14. She just removed it.
She went-- - Thirteen or fourteen
but you have two that are removed.
- Really?
- I don't think they're gonna give her exact age.
They'll probably-- - Yeah, that's what I was told.
- But you measure the wear facets you have.
Based on my x-ray and measurements,
I can give a very close estimate.
- How is the house?
- The house isn't finished yet, but it's coming.
Um, but, yeah, I'm very stressed
'cause I feel like I have to be everywhere,
but, like, I'm really looking forward to the dinner.
- Yes, that will be fun. How are you and Brooks, lately?
- Um, yeah, I don't know if I'm over the issues,
to be honest. - Oh, okay.
- Yeah. Like, at this point,
it's made me reevaluate quite a lot, to be honest.
- Okay, okay. Well, that's fair.
- Yeah. I see things being cordial.
I think we can be in the same room.
But do I feel the same way about Brooks?
Absolutely not.
I treated her like a real friend,
and the things that she's doing to me now
seem to be really aimed to hurt me.
Who needs friends like that?
But, you know, I can co-exist, too.
- Yeah, you're good at that. - Yes, I am.
[laughing]
- Oh, thank you, doctor. - Let me work with my tools now.
- This is the longest I've been quiet.
- Ayan is done. - She's done already?
- Yes, please. - Okay, okay, okay.
- Oh, wow.
Hi. - Hi, sweetheart.
- Hi, darling. - Hi.
- I'm more excited about this than you are.
- You are? - Yes.
- Yeah.
- I hope those aren't your teeth, are they?
- Yeah, they are my teeth.
- But where are the ones at the bottom you're missing?
- It was so rotten when I was young,
so they just did like this.
My mom just like this, and it came off.
- Wow.
- Okay, but you're not putting any new ones in?
- Uh, I don't-- I've never thought about it.
- She's not missing a tooth.
She's missing half her bloody mouth.
I mean, it totally explains why she's so skinny
'cause the food clearly just falls out
the side of her mouth when she eats.
- I can't see it. - It's the big one.
- No, I see it there, but I'm saying
I don't see it in her mouth. - No, you can never see.
- I've never noticed it 'cause she never smiled
around me before,
and she also masks it really well.
She sort of smiles like...
I can't do it. [laughing]
Well, how old do you think she is?
Just let's spit that part out. - Let me do my studies.
- Oh, he's gonna study, Lesa, and then he's gonna--
- Okay, he's gonna-- yeah. How soon can we get the results?
- I will need some time.
- We aren't gonna find out today, basically.
- I love how Caroline is so fierce
at wanting to know my age.
- I did not drive and leave moving house
to come and, like, look at your missing tooth.
[laughing]
- Coming up...
Sergio was saying how he feels disrespected by your children.
**
- Okay, Kylie, birthday party, where are we with it?
Did he give you his birthday list?
- Yes, he gave me his birthday list.
- Why would you -- - Did we-- did we order--
[laughing]
Did we order everything he wanted for his birthday?
- Not yet. - What was the list?
- Ask Kylie to send it to you. I don't know.
Did you send it to my mom? - Not yet.
- I told you to.
- You can't tell her what to do. She's an adult.
She doesn't work for you.
- I don't care. - I don't like that. Behave.
What do we have going on?
It's an Army party. - Yeah.
- So, it's, like, military style.
- Mm-hmm.
- We'll do Army style invitations.
I want a three-tier cake.
The party favors and all that, I'll deal with that.
Okay, his gifts-- Adam, you forward me the list
and let mommy order everything that you need, okay?
- Ask her to send it to you 'cause I don't--
- No. No.
- Okay, Adam is in a mood.
My son has been acting out so much lately,
and speaking to my friends, they all say
it's because of his age. No cuddles?
Are you too big? Why?
- No. No. - Why are you being so big?
- No, thanks.
- What-what is this phase he's going through?
It's very difficult navigating the life of a tween.
I feel like I was just there with my mom,
and my mom would be saying to me,
"One day, you're gonna understand
when your kids do this to you."
Now, I'm here. He doesn't wanna hug.
- He doesn't like girls. - Oh, my gosh.
Oh, my goodness!
Having one-on-one time with my son is rare
because I have just been working so hard every day.
Wait, he doesn't like girls?
- He told me he doesn't like girls.
- You've been talking to Kylie about girls?
- No. That's a lie! - Don't do that to her.
Don't do that to-- no, no, that's not nice,
and I'm gonna tell your dad. Don't do that again.
I don't like that.
When I divorced Zoran,
I became the primary provider for my child.
- And-- - I left with nothing.
I just left with my baby and the baby bag.
The contract that I have with my ex-husband
states that Zoran has to give me nothing.
That was how I got full custody.
So, everything is provided by me.
That's why I work so hard,
but it does hurt that I don't have as much time for him.
Kylie, let's get Adam's birthday stuff ordered.
- All the time.
That's why we just came back from the Maldives,
and I just flew his friend group out.
[laughing]
My little gremlin left his iPad.
Let's hide it.
Hide it. Yeah, hide it.
[phone ringing] Oh, my mom is calling.
I'll call her in a minute.
By the way, do you know my mom is coming?
You have to get the Damac house ready for my mother.
My mom is flying in from Boston for Adam's birthday,
and I feel like grandma is going to save the day.
I need my mommy
'cause I don't know what to do with a tween.
Mom!
- Hi. How is it going?
- Good, mom, I miss you.
I can't wait for you to get here.
Your grandson has been absolute nightmare, Mom.
I don't know what's going on.
- Okay.
- I'm good, Mom. I'm tired.
- Taleen asked about you, mom.
- She can't wait to see you.
But, mom, I'll tell you something really funny.
Me and Caroline Stanbury have been fighting a little bit.
- And, you know, we're very close.
- And you love Sergio. - Yeah.
- It's been awful.
When you get here, you can figure it out.
You-you're like the voice of reason.
- Mom? Put your camera on, Mom.
- I hear you tapping. Stop.
Now, you-you just muted your call.
[laughing]
* I need a karak *
- Hello.
Are you ready to order? - Hi, yes, please,
strawberry cheesecake.
* I need a karak in the morning *
* I need a karak in the evening *
- How are you? - How are you?
- Hi. - Dracula is here.
[laughing]
How is everything? Good?
- Yes, very good. Thank you.
- What did you get?
- Cheesecake and one karak chai.
- That's so Pakistani of you.
- I'm actually surprised they have it here.
- Because it's an emirate thing, as well.
- You took it from us. - Did we?
[laughing]
If you're ever in Dubai, you cannot not drink chai karak.
It's a tea with milk and sugar.
It's like a very traditional drink in the UAE,
and it tastes so good.
- For the record, the Arabs borrowed
the karak chai recipe from Pakistan.
- It's not her drink. It's-it's an emirate drink.
- So, would you like to order something?
- Just water for me and the pan s'mores thing.
- So, I have the s'mores cookie pan dessert.
We have the English breakfast tea and the water.
- Did you order it? No. - No English breakfast.
Mine's karak with the cheesecake with strawberry.
- Cheesecake, strawberry. - Thank you so much.
- Say, "Strawberry," again.
- Strawberry. - Strawberry.
- How are you meant to say it? - It's strawberry.
- Do you know how difficult it is for me
to even say this word? I have a lisp.
- So, I didn't know you had a lisp.
- Yeah, I've worked for ten years to conceal my lisp,
but it's really hard because my full name
has three Ss in it, Saba Youssef.
- Thank you for opening up about your lisp.
[laughing] - Anytime.
- Saba is one of my best friends
and also my business partner.
We're on the phone 24-7
either gossiping, fixing each other's problems,
or just talking about business.
The branding of the alcohol drops
have to be extra luxurious
because it will look weird if people
are dropping stuff in their drinks.
- Yeah, people think I'm drugging myself.
- Let me drug myself. [laughing]
She's like my partner in crime.
Thank you. - So, this is the karak tea.
- Thank you so much. - Thank you so much.
[phone ringing] Hold on, that's Akin.
- How are you? - I'm good. I'm good.
I'm out with Saba.
- Hi. - Yeah.
- Hey, how are you, Akin? - Hey.
- Are you in the gym?
- Yeah, he's always in the gym. - Twenty-four-seven.
A few months ago, I was in Germany,
sitting in a meeting with my investors,
and then this tall, handsome, muscular,
green-eyed man passes by,
and I didn't remember anything the investors
were saying after that.
I don't know where you're trying to reach with your body
'cause I think you already reached that.
- He lives in Germany, but we maintained a friendship.
He came to Dubai a couple of times for work,
and we're getting to know each other.
[laughing]
- Is that me?
That is so cute. Aww, thank you.
- No problem. - I love it.
After the date with Daniel--
Do you believe in aliens?
- I think I do, yeah. - You think?
And the fact that me and him didn't have a connection,
I thought about Akin, and I told myself,
hey, you're good friends.
Why not see if this can go further
than what it is right now?
You know, Saba is my police guard.
- I have eyes at the back of my head.
- Okay. - I decide who she dates.
- You're coming, so we get to spend time with her.
- Yeah, we'll hang out.
- I'll leave you.
Go back to your seven-hour workout.
Bye.
- I thought he was very lovely.
- Yeah, I'll see how it goes with him.
- Okay, invite me over to interview him.
- You're gonna butcher the guy.
[laughing]
- Coming up...
You're being bitchy for no reason.
**
* We're living that good life *
* we're living that good life *
* we're living that *
* we're living that good life *
- Caroline? - Oh, my God.
- I have your painting.
[screaming] - Oh, wow.
- So excited.
A little bit higher.
We're finally in our new home.
Hallelujah. Praise the Lord.
Oh, my God, we're staying here tonight.
I don't know.
- Can you believe we are staying here? Yeah, yeah, yeah.
- Are you? First night?
- Yeah. - Yes.
Oh, wow. - What do you think?
- It's unbelievable.
- Wow, look at that. - Look at you, Zac.
You've got to go that way, and I'll go this way.
It doesn't really feel real.
I am so excited for my first night in our new home.
I don't care that I'm going to be
sleeping on the floor.
I am so happy, right now.
- Okay, I'll figure it out.
- Perfect.
- My kids are here.
We're all going to be under one roof, again,
'cause they didn't want to stay at Michael's,
and I just can't wait for us all to have the crazy.
Zac, how is your room looking?
- Your bed is a big mess. Well, at least you've got a bed.
I haven't got a bed tonight. - What is all this?
- The house is clearly not totally finished,
but we decided to move in regardless
just for our own sanity.
Oh, my God, Sergio's Barbie pants.
- Oh, my God, no way. Look it.
- I think, if we stayed at Michael's house
one more minute--
Don't stand on there! - I'm-I'm only standing.
Relax, honey. - No, weight.
Sergio would have gone back to Spain.
So much to go through and get rid of.
- I know. I think we have to
throw everything and then just start fresh.
- Yeah.
- Look how amazing, what we've done.
Can you actually believe this?
- No.
- I want you to know that when Michael
stepped into our kind of conversation,
I'm so sorry if I reacted in a way
that I should not have done.
You understand? - All right.
- I didn't know I had that anger the last two months.
I didn't feel I was myself, to be honest,
because there was just so much stress.
- Yes, I know. It's been very, very hard,
and it's not been good for us.
- Yeah.
Being in the house, if that doesn't make me
just kick off my shoes and relax,
I don't know what else will.
I'm in my own home with my things.
Just going to the fridge and finding food
that I want to eat that wasn't Michael's choice,
it feels amazing.
- I feel very blessed to have you,
and we're here, and we made it.
- It's been really hard. Oh, my God, are the dogs here?
They've had a haircut.
- Oh, my God, hello.
Come on. - Go see your new home,
and if you take a pee, you're not coming back.
Dog just peed.
[sighs] It's my new floors.
**
[crying]
- Come on, Gigi.
- You want what? You have to open this.
[laughing]
What do you want, Gig? Cookies?
- Perfect.
- Jaymee, can you bring the coloring books?
Okay, so, Gigi is in the mood for cookies.
Betty Crocker in my life. - Wow.
- I'm never in the kitchen, not because I don't wanna be--
because when I first moved to Dubai,
I have been forced not to be.
We have a chef, which is extremely common in Dubai.
So, I have no idea my way around the kitchen.
I don't.
Why is the oven yelling at me?
What's this beep-beep, beep-beep?
The help I get, we have a cook.
We have a driver. We have a nanny.
You couldn't get that kind of help in the states.
I just love the luxury of Dubai.
Half a cup?
How many spoons would that be?
Should I just wing it?
- That's what I'd do. Guess. - All right.
Does that-- no, that looks like a quarter of a cup.
- Looks like fun. - No.
- Look at you. You're a disaster.
[laughing] - There it is.
So, how was guys night? - It was good.
We had a good time.
Sergio opened up a lot. - Yeah.
- The first year of marriage, everything was amazing.
Now, the sh-- is hitting the fan, you know.
- Yeah, yeah, yeah. - It's like, I have three kids,
and then I'm closer to Yasmine's age than Caroline.
Imagine.
- We're older than him, right? - Yeah.
I know he looks up to you guys, and--
- Yeah, I mean, look, we all have a couple years on him.
- Yeah. - And then, plus,
we have families of our own.
- Hmm. - So, you know,
he just wanted advice on what to do,
but we don't have experience with raising children
that aren't ours. - Right.
- The way she talks to me, you know, she has to always--
- That's why, from the beginning,
you gotta set the tone. - I know.
- But she's gonna surely go off to college soon, right?
So... - Yeah. I mean--
Yeah, I'm praying for that. [laughing]
- I told him, I was like, "You're closer in age
"to the kids than you are to Caroline."
- Yeah. - "So, they're gonna respect you,
"but they're gonna respect you as a friend,
"not as a parent figure." - A parent figure,
no, you're right.
Did you hear what Yasmine was saying to him at the party?
- Oh, let's make them swap.
- Oh!
- You're a big clingy.
You follow my mom around like a lost puppy.
- He had, like, tears in his eyes.
I think it's just-- it's a lot.
It's all hitting him. - It is hitting him.
- You know what? Me and Stanbury got over our issue.
She, uh-- I don't know.
We're getting, uh, we're getting a lot closer.
Can I put aluminum in the oven?
- Yes, you can. - I can. Okay.
We should all do something, I feel like.
- Yeah. - I just--
I hope Stanbury and Brooks get into a better place
'cause I know they were really good friends.
- Yeah.
You made six cookies with the whole box?
[laughing] - What? What? I messed up?
- A pack makes about two dozen cookies.
[laughing]
- Coming up...
- I feel like you and you act like everything is great,
but I know it's not.
So, what is going on between the two of you?
* and you're not the average guy *
- I'm late.
- I'm going to Auntie Ayan's queens dinner.
Actually, while you're here, can you hold this for me?
Should I go with this pink or this black dress?
- This is pink, so I think it'll fit.
That sounds good. - I'm not wearing a crown.
It's actually quite tacky.
**
- Mom, tonight, we have Chanel's queen party.
She wants everybody to wear black.
This is a more simpler route. - I don't like that one.
- I don't, either, too slutty.
- Too slutty? [laughing]
**
- Hello. - Hello. Welcome to Milos.
- I have a table for Chanel Ayan.
- Yes, of course. We are waiting for you.
- Yeah. I was here for Beyonce.
- Oh, really? - Yeah. I was VVIP.
[laughing] - That's amazing.
- Wow, the view is amazing.
Thank you.
We're literally next to where Beyonce was.
As much Beyonce is a queen, we are all queens.
Can I have glass of pinot noir? - Sure, yes.
- While I'm waiting for my friends.
I might make you a queen next to me,
but I'm still the VVIP queen.
I think I am too early.
I am supposed to be the last one, no?
- Should be.
- Seriously, where the (BLEEP) are they?
If these girls are going to be late,
I'm going to have fun on my own.
[rhythmically tapping glasses]
[humming]
I can entertain myself without anybody.
**
- Oh, hello.
- Of course, she has a crown on.
- I was one hour on my own. - Aww, sorry, babe.
- But you all look very beautiful.
- Thank you. You look stunning.
- You, do, too. - How are you, babe?
- Hello. - My God.
- Did you guys know that the theme
is to wear a real crown?
- I said everybody come as a queen.
Oh, she understood the assignment!
You're the only that came in the way I wanted you to come.
- Oh, look. - It looks amazing.
- Hi.
- Everybody is wearing tiaras.
Wait, that was not in the memo?
I don't think Ayan gives a dress memo out so clearly
because she wants to, like, you know,
look better than all of us.
- Hi. - Hi.
- I love it. - Hi, queen.
- Are we all here?
We're at the mecca where it all started.
- This is where it all began.
- My handstands were up there.
- Oh, my God, where I was talking to your asshole,
apparently. - Yeah.
- What are you saying? - Hello.
- It's their own language.
- Beyonce was right there.
I was right there. Beyonce was right there.
- I was VIP next to Jay-Z and Beyonce.
- Babe, it doesn't matter.
[sighs]
- All she needed, was one V to the I to the P.
We got it.
- I was VIP because my salon did the hair.
- Where's my phone? Where's my phone.
- And I booked all the models. - Back- back--
- Oh, my God, here we go, again.
- We've discussed this ten times already.
- They were so jealous
because we were in the VVIP, honey.
- We weren't in VIP. We were in VVIP.
- Beyonce was, like, literally next to me.
I partied with her mom.
- Beyonce's mom? - We in the VVIP area.
We did not see you hos there.
[slurping]
That's why I brought the girls here,
to be in the VVIP section,
because we both know they were not there.
- It was a great night.
- Lesa, how is your mom doing?
- She is good. She left last night.
- Aww.
- Yeah.
I'm a little bit disappointed.
Moving to Dubai is not on her radar.
- It was an amazing trip, and I'm gonna miss the boys.
- Where are you as far as moving?
- You know, I have to think about my job
and things that I have in America.
- Okay.
But I'm definitely gonna keep working on it.
I don't take "no" for an answer.
- I'm so hungry.
- Some octopus for you. - Yeah.
- I love this.
I am happy that I have all you girls in my life,
and each one of you brings something different into me,
and I like it. Honestly, I do.
And you're all queens to me.
Cheers to the queens. Cheers to everybody.
- Thank you, Ayan. [indistinct chatter]
- I love you all. Love you all.
- Everybody looks stunning. - Thank you. I did my best.
Everything is in boxes. - You did good. you did good.
- You moved already? - Yeah.
- You moved today? - Oh, congratulations.
How do you feel? - Very excited, tired.
- Congratulations. - Thank you. Thank you.
- Yeah. - Building a house on your own,
that's commendable. - Yeah.
- Mm-hmm.
- No, I'm agreeing 'cause I just swallowed my food.
- Oh.
- I feel like you-- - Yeah.
- And you act like everything is great,
but I know it's not.
So, what is going on between the two of you?
- You guys are good. No? - Nothing.
- I think we're all over it now.
Everyone is friends. - Yeah, we're fine.
- Brooks and I are in a total cold war.
Like, I walk in, and it's like a wind blows.
- It's sad to see where our friendship has gone.
I've done my best.
I've been there for her, but friendship is 50-50.
- You feel you're good? - Yeah.
I'm not gonna push for anything to be different.
I really don't even know if I want this back,
at this stage.
- Anyway... - Ooh, ooh, Sara,
I heard you have a German and an African man.
[laughing] - Oh, my God.
- So, who is this guy?
- On a business trip, I met him.
He's very nice.
I told him I don't date for fun. It's family.
It's wedding. It's kids.
- I love that, for your culture, you guys get to the point.
- Would you get married, again?
- Hell yeah.
- I just hear he's hot and Black, and I approve.
- I don't approve yet because I have to interview him.
We need to see how he is with her, how he treats her.
- He's coming in a few days. - Will I get to meet him?
- Yes. - I love that.
We're gonna meet him. - I know.
We can arrange something. Yeah.
- Yeah.
I wanna have fun.
I would like you to choose whoever you want
and say how you feel about them as a queen.
- I'll go first.
I choose Sara.
As an Arab woman, I feel like you own who you are,
the real, original bad girl.
[cheering]
[laughing] - Yay, Jamaica!
- I love you. Thank you so much. - So, that's very true.
[applause]
- I'll pick Lesa.
I love how you take care of your kids.
- Thank you. They're my world. - You have--
you have the patience. I love how nice you are.
- Thank you.
- And I love how you're inspiring a lot of women.
[applause] - Oh, I love this, Ayan.
- I'm going to pick Chanel Ayan.
One, you're drop-dead gorgeous.
Two, you just exude femininity, and I love it.
And number three, your heart.
- Aww.
I would like to choose Brooks.
Sometimes you drive me mad crazy.
Let's not get it wrong.
- Me, too.
- But there's some things that I really like about you.
I like that you are fun.
You know what I mean? - Yeah.
- Because we really can have a good time.
- Yeah.
- What is this?
Like, is someone passing around mushrooms?
[laughing]
[voice echoing] - I love you a lot.
- Like, is this, like-- have I missed something?
- I don't know what has gotten into Ayan.
- The best thing I've realized
with Brooks is to be nice to her,
because she's like the hungry hyena.
The nicer I am, the calmer she gets.
- Okay, so, my turn.
Ms. Caroline Stanbury,
you are unapologetically yourself.
You've been through a lot.
To go from a long marriage and kids
and to be the confident you,
you're a role model for a lot of women.
[laughing]
I think we can all say
we look up to you in so many ways.
- Yes, she's a role model to 50-year-old influencers.
Can we pan to Brooks' face, please?
[laughing]
- You're an incredible mother. You've raised some
really incredible children. - Thank you.
- So, you did a lot right. - I love that.
Thank you so much. - Cheers.
Oh, my God, I love it. I love it.
Cheers. Oh, my God, I love it. I love it.
- Caroline, can I talk to you for two seconds?
Come. Sorry, guys.
- Can I have some of that tomato and feta?
- The tomatoes were amazing.
- What kind of problem would Taleen be having with Stanbury?
- Uh, we don't care.
The way she don't mind her business.
- Who? - You.
[laughing]
- No, so, like, I felt just weird
bringing it up at the table with all the girls.
So, Sergio had, like, brought up a couple things to Raffi
that I, as a friend,
just, like, wanted to, like, address to you.
Um, he was saying
he kind of feels disrespected by your children.
Are you and Sergio okay?
**
- Sergio was saying how he kind of feels
disrespected by your children.
Are you and Sergio okay?
- Yes, we're okay.
- Okay. - We're really okay.
- I just want you to have that conversation with him,
'cause I know he's hurt. - I have.
You know, they wanna push boundaries.
He's not their father.
He has this role that's between a father
and a big brother, right? - Yeah.
- And it's very difficult.
Yasmine and I have a very dry sense of humor,
and I have told her the jokes I make to him
aren't appropriate from her.
I have spoken to her. - Yeah.
- But there's only so much I can do.
Sergio also needs to understand she's a 17-year-old girl.
I'm taken aback, obviously,
hearing this news from somebody I've just met.
I'm more upset at Sergio for discussing my private business
and my children with somebody we've just met,
but I do appreciate Taleen being concerned,
bringing it to me, and not doing that publicly.
You know, that's very nice and respectful.
- What would be the issue going on there?
- Yeah. Why did Taleen pull her to the side
to discuss a problem away from the group?
- I feel like it's all hitting him now.
- Of course, it is. I met him when he was 24.
- That's crazy. - You know,
he went from being a single guy
with, like, not a care in the world
to being a father of three kids. - This, yeah, right.
- His things-- - Do you think he regrets it?
- Regrets getting married? - Yeah.
- I mean, he's never said it.
But I said to him I don't want him to stay ever
because he feels-- - Like he has to.
- That he has to.
And if ever he thought that he had made the wrong decision,
the door is open.
- Really? - Yes.
- You just got married,
and you're ready to let the man go?
So, how long do you give this then?
- In my head, I always told him ten to fifteen.
[gasps]
We are having a wonderful time now.
One day, he may not want to be here.
I don't want Sergio to wake up when I'm 60,
and he's 40, and have to go, "There's my wife."
I showed him all these older women with gray hair,
and I'm like, "This is what I'm gonna look like, babe."
- Girl, you'll never get your hair gray.
- Yeah, he should have-- - You will never let it happen.
That will be the day. - He can have
his younger hot girlfriend,
and I'll find some old sugar daddy.
[laughing]
- What did I miss? - Nothing. What did we miss?
- No, nothing. - What was that about?
- Why is this a big thing?
- I'm asking what everybody is thinking.
- I was just looking out for a friend.
I don't know why everyone is up in arms about that.
- No one is up in arms.
- You are. - Oh, I was.
I wanted to know what was going on.
- We just had questions.
Like, why did you have to go all the way over there?
- Yeah. - It's out of respect.
That's all. - Okay, point made. Moving on.
- Okay, I mean, so you move on.
- Bitch, I moved on.
- Don't call me a bitch. - Don't go there.
Don't go there, Taleen. - Well, you're going there.
- I like you. I don't wanna take it there.
- All right. All right. All right.
- Like, seriously. - But you're starting it.
- No, but you're being bitchy for no reason.
Like, calm the (BLEEP) down. - Agreed.
- I asked a simple question. - Yeah.
- You give a ----ing answer.
It doesn't have to be-- - Okay, Lesa-- Lesa and Tal--
- Going back and forth. - Don't-don't argue.
- You've said, "bitch," twice. Don't go there.
- Yeah, I did. - Don't do that.
- I did, and I said you're being bitchy,
and that's my third time. - Don't do that.
- Lesa is overreacting.
You cannot go around calling girls bitches.
They had a side conversation.
Big deal. Get over it.
- Lesa, please.
- I'm good. - Check your friend.
- Check my friend?
- She's being bitchy for no reason.
- Four times.
I'm just trying to give a friend respect,
just like you did with Brooks. - You said that. We moved on.
- No, but you kept bringing it up.
- I did not! - Okay, all right.
So, let's drop it.
- I'm not close to Brooks,
but I do genuinely feel like it is weird
that Taleen is bigging up Stanbury
and pulling her to the side
knowing that those two have beef.
Ayan and I would never do that to each other.
* Show me what you're gonna do *
- Whoa!
[laughing]
- Saved by the squirt.
* Show them you can make it *
- Next time on "The Real Housewives of Dubai."
- Oh, my God, we're taking those cars!
- This is gonna be fun.
- all: Go! [screaming]
- Oh, epic fail!
** - When are you gonna be my stepdad?
- I'm so sorry.
- The latest we can do it is? - Next year.
- I don't know.
- As a friend, you can instigate.
- I don't care about this. - If you don't care about this,
then we're not as close friends as I thought.
- And that's fine.
**