1 00:00:06,565 --> 00:00:10,158 - Mom! Mom, Mom! The world is ending! 2 00:00:10,236 --> 00:00:12,511 - No, it's just a hangover. - I'm serious. 3 00:00:12,588 --> 00:00:14,513 The moon is headed straight into the sun! 4 00:00:14,664 --> 00:00:17,257 - It's called an eclipse. It happens. 5 00:00:17,334 --> 00:00:18,742 - Not in my lifetime! - Right. 6 00:00:18,744 --> 00:00:22,079 How long do you borndeads live again, 10, 30 years? 7 00:00:22,097 --> 00:00:23,914 - If we eat right and stay indoors. 8 00:00:23,932 --> 00:00:25,190 So the world isn't ending? 9 00:00:25,267 --> 00:00:27,008 - Oh, must everything you don't understand 10 00:00:27,086 --> 00:00:28,252 become a folk tale? 11 00:00:28,270 --> 00:00:30,178 Do you want to know what an eclipse really is? 12 00:00:30,197 --> 00:00:32,698 Because you are about to feel very silly. 13 00:00:32,816 --> 00:00:35,108 - Apparently when Zeus gets angry, 14 00:00:35,261 --> 00:00:37,944 he has Apollo park the sun behind the moon 15 00:00:38,097 --> 00:00:40,597 until he feels better? 16 00:00:40,599 --> 00:00:43,600 - Really? Who expresses anxiety like that? 17 00:00:43,602 --> 00:00:46,453 - A guy that turns into a swan to have sex? 18 00:00:46,530 --> 00:00:48,288 - At any rate, sounds like a god problem. 19 00:00:48,440 --> 00:00:50,274 - All the same, for the sake of science, 20 00:00:50,292 --> 00:00:51,383 I'll have my people keep observing. 21 00:00:51,535 --> 00:00:54,278 - [whispers] - Hmm? Thanks for the update. 22 00:00:54,296 --> 00:00:56,113 New eclipse rule: we can't keep observing. 23 00:00:56,131 --> 00:00:57,890 - [groans] Ow. [vases shattering] 24 00:00:58,041 --> 00:01:01,618 Oh! Ow! Aah. 25 00:01:01,711 --> 00:01:04,229 - At least I can tell the city there's no need to panic. 26 00:01:04,381 --> 00:01:06,565 - Um, hi, the gods are blaming your mother 27 00:01:06,792 --> 00:01:08,716 for this eclipse and might destroy your city. 28 00:01:08,736 --> 00:01:10,811 Byeee. 29 00:01:10,887 --> 00:01:13,480 - At least I don't have to interrupt the city mid-panic. 30 00:01:13,574 --> 00:01:16,650 [upbeat mythical music] 31 00:01:16,802 --> 00:01:23,624 ♪ ♪ 32 00:01:34,595 --> 00:01:38,597 - Whoo! 33 00:01:38,748 --> 00:01:40,006 [people wailing] 34 00:01:40,083 --> 00:01:41,082 - What is happening? 35 00:01:41,160 --> 00:01:43,343 - Look at it! 36 00:01:43,420 --> 00:01:44,661 - What are your biggest regrets? 37 00:01:44,680 --> 00:01:47,773 I never invented flight. - I never had a family. 38 00:01:47,850 --> 00:01:50,258 - I never got to see our city stop falling apart. 39 00:01:50,336 --> 00:01:52,111 - That was your big wish? Family? 40 00:01:52,262 --> 00:01:53,687 Animals have family. 41 00:01:53,839 --> 00:01:54,855 - They also have flight. 42 00:01:55,007 --> 00:01:58,175 - You're right. I wanted a family too! 43 00:01:58,177 --> 00:01:59,785 - Hello, kids. World's ending. 44 00:01:59,862 --> 00:02:01,361 Who wants to get high? 45 00:02:01,513 --> 00:02:03,789 - We're sharing regrets, Dad, and there's a lot of longing, 46 00:02:03,866 --> 00:02:05,349 among your children, for family. 47 00:02:05,367 --> 00:02:08,352 - Perhaps you regret not hearing my offer to get high? 48 00:02:08,370 --> 00:02:10,612 - Is Hermes wrestling with Mom? 49 00:02:10,631 --> 00:02:14,040 - Unless it's consensual, I won't simply watch. 50 00:02:14,193 --> 00:02:15,709 - Hermes, unhand me! 51 00:02:15,861 --> 00:02:17,619 - I'm just doing my job, Deliria. 52 00:02:17,713 --> 00:02:20,380 Olympus has summoned you. - Well, tell Olympus 53 00:02:20,532 --> 00:02:23,142 they are counter-summoned to my ass! 54 00:02:23,293 --> 00:02:26,703 - For realsies? - For absolutesies. 55 00:02:26,796 --> 00:02:28,221 - Okay, fine. 56 00:02:28,374 --> 00:02:29,556 - What's this about, my love? 57 00:02:29,633 --> 00:02:32,709 - My extended family of uptight inbreds thought 58 00:02:32,728 --> 00:02:35,970 they could summon me like a third-tier titan. 59 00:02:35,972 --> 00:02:37,214 Do you know what I said? 60 00:02:37,232 --> 00:02:38,657 - You counter-summoned them to your ass? 61 00:02:38,808 --> 00:02:42,310 - Yes! How did you-- [gasps] 62 00:02:42,329 --> 00:02:44,145 Oh, gods. 63 00:02:44,239 --> 00:02:46,314 [loud rumble] 64 00:02:46,333 --> 00:02:48,834 - Open these badly designed gates. 65 00:02:48,985 --> 00:02:51,003 [dramatic music] 66 00:02:51,079 --> 00:02:52,579 ♪ ♪ 67 00:02:52,731 --> 00:02:55,207 - I have every scratch memorized. 68 00:02:55,359 --> 00:02:58,677 ♪ ♪ 69 00:02:58,828 --> 00:03:01,013 - Ugh! Gross! 70 00:03:01,089 --> 00:03:03,056 ♪ ♪ 71 00:03:08,747 --> 00:03:12,006 - What are you looking at? Don't look away. Look at me. 72 00:03:12,084 --> 00:03:15,569 Now tell me what you're looking at! 73 00:03:20,350 --> 00:03:23,260 - Everyone with a killable body ought to head inside. 74 00:03:23,278 --> 00:03:26,020 - Nah, I'm 35. I was dead soon anyway. 75 00:03:26,040 --> 00:03:27,188 - Is that Apollo? How awkward. 76 00:03:27,208 --> 00:03:28,540 - Because the sun's not working? 77 00:03:28,767 --> 00:03:31,284 - No, he handled things poorly when our band broke up. 78 00:03:31,361 --> 00:03:33,545 - Hephaestus? - Hippocampus! 79 00:03:33,697 --> 00:03:34,546 - Shlub. - Apollo. 80 00:03:34,715 --> 00:03:36,381 - Deliria, my father is clearly upset. 81 00:03:36,458 --> 00:03:38,217 You were asked to Mount Olympus for questioning. 82 00:03:38,293 --> 00:03:39,885 - Oh, I've been to questionings. 83 00:03:40,036 --> 00:03:41,111 Hard pass. 84 00:03:41,129 --> 00:03:42,870 - It wasn't a request. 85 00:03:42,890 --> 00:03:45,873 - She just said I was asked, dummy. 86 00:03:45,893 --> 00:03:46,967 - Slut. - Bully! 87 00:03:47,119 --> 00:03:48,452 - Uh-uh-uh. 88 00:03:48,545 --> 00:03:51,212 I won't win, but I'll make you look real bad. 89 00:03:51,232 --> 00:03:52,789 - Looks aren't everything. 90 00:03:52,791 --> 00:03:55,141 - Can we save the flirting until after we find him? 91 00:03:55,294 --> 00:03:57,143 - Find him? Is Zeus missing? 92 00:03:57,296 --> 00:04:00,146 - Ah-ga-ga! Not in front of worshippers. 93 00:04:00,223 --> 00:04:02,966 Yes, he is currently unreachable. 94 00:04:02,968 --> 00:04:05,151 And because you're an expert in pissing my father off-- 95 00:04:05,228 --> 00:04:07,061 - You keep calling him your father. 96 00:04:07,155 --> 00:04:08,914 - Yeah, he fathered, like, most of us. 97 00:04:09,065 --> 00:04:10,474 - And all by different mothers. 98 00:04:10,476 --> 00:04:12,400 Yet, weirdly, I'm the slut. 99 00:04:12,478 --> 00:04:14,086 - Are you coming with us, Deliria? 100 00:04:14,237 --> 00:04:15,812 - What if I don't? - I'll kill every human 101 00:04:15,831 --> 00:04:17,256 in your city except your daughter, 102 00:04:17,332 --> 00:04:18,832 and then I'll marry her. 103 00:04:18,908 --> 00:04:21,576 - So I'll be killing myself? - I'll marry your corpse. 104 00:04:21,595 --> 00:04:24,096 - You'll walk down that aisle with my teeth in your crotch. 105 00:04:24,247 --> 00:04:25,430 - Sounds like a beautiful ceremony! 106 00:04:25,657 --> 00:04:28,100 - Everybody, please! I'm King Tyrannis. 107 00:04:28,251 --> 00:04:30,084 And I'd like to welcome our esteemed gods 108 00:04:30,104 --> 00:04:31,328 to civilization-- 109 00:04:31,346 --> 00:04:32,920 work in progress, pardon our dust. 110 00:04:32,940 --> 00:04:35,423 - Stop helping, Ty! - But since my mother 111 00:04:35,501 --> 00:04:38,277 was banished from Olympus by Zeus, 112 00:04:38,428 --> 00:04:41,280 her return there would be a defiance of Zeus' authority. 113 00:04:41,431 --> 00:04:42,930 So I guess we'd all need to know, 114 00:04:43,008 --> 00:04:45,859 who's making that call? 115 00:04:46,011 --> 00:04:47,193 - Okay, you can help a little. 116 00:04:47,346 --> 00:04:48,770 - Apollo, you talked to Dad. What did he say? 117 00:04:48,789 --> 00:04:51,848 - What? I didn't talk to him. Don't put this on me, okay? 118 00:04:51,867 --> 00:04:54,701 We agreed to blame the eclipse on Deliria being a slut. 119 00:04:54,853 --> 00:04:55,702 - Good enough for me. 120 00:04:55,854 --> 00:04:57,521 Let's just kick her ass down here. 121 00:04:57,523 --> 00:04:58,463 - No, no. Stop. 122 00:04:58,615 --> 00:04:59,631 If you didn't talk to him, 123 00:04:59,708 --> 00:05:01,691 why did you put the sun behind the moon? 124 00:05:01,710 --> 00:05:03,877 - Can we have this conversation somewhere else? 125 00:05:04,029 --> 00:05:05,286 [murmurs of disagreement] 126 00:05:05,306 --> 00:05:06,863 - No, I don't think so. - No, we're having it here. 127 00:05:06,882 --> 00:05:09,382 - I don't do eclipses, okay? 128 00:05:09,476 --> 00:05:11,868 I'm the sun. My sister's the moon. 129 00:05:11,887 --> 00:05:13,219 Dad runs the sky. 130 00:05:13,296 --> 00:05:17,207 That up there, that's got nothing to do with me. 131 00:05:17,225 --> 00:05:19,801 Except the sun part. I-I do control the sun. 132 00:05:19,820 --> 00:05:21,394 That's established. 133 00:05:21,471 --> 00:05:24,548 - Hi. Um, annoying science question. 134 00:05:24,550 --> 00:05:26,474 What if he's lying? - How dare you! 135 00:05:26,552 --> 00:05:28,976 How dare he! I control the sun, sir. 136 00:05:28,996 --> 00:05:30,311 It's my job. 137 00:05:30,331 --> 00:05:32,831 - You're about to learn a harsh lesson, mortal. 138 00:05:32,982 --> 00:05:33,907 Show him. - Show what? 139 00:05:34,059 --> 00:05:35,559 - Go up and move the sun a little. 140 00:05:35,561 --> 00:05:37,077 - Yeah, you don't have to end the eclipse. 141 00:05:37,229 --> 00:05:38,228 Just give the sun a jiggle. 142 00:05:38,246 --> 00:05:39,320 - Come on. - Go. 143 00:05:39,398 --> 00:05:41,823 - Just move the sun a little bit. 144 00:05:41,842 --> 00:05:43,675 - Aah! 145 00:05:48,924 --> 00:05:52,075 - I think he may have just left. 146 00:05:52,094 --> 00:05:55,412 - I think he's coming back down. 147 00:05:55,430 --> 00:05:57,338 - He's coming down fast. Move! 148 00:05:57,416 --> 00:05:58,857 - Move out the way! [all scream] 149 00:05:58,934 --> 00:06:01,526 - Aah! 150 00:06:07,517 --> 00:06:08,724 - Is he frozen? 151 00:06:08,726 --> 00:06:12,204 - Why would he be colder closer to the sun? 152 00:06:12,355 --> 00:06:13,930 - Well, I'm no science god, 153 00:06:14,023 --> 00:06:17,584 but I think it's because Deliria's a slut. 154 00:06:22,399 --> 00:06:25,275 - When is the last time anyone actually saw Zeus? 155 00:06:25,293 --> 00:06:27,293 - We barely saw him when he was around. 156 00:06:27,370 --> 00:06:28,945 He only came out of his office to yell at us 157 00:06:28,964 --> 00:06:30,113 about boundaries. 158 00:06:30,132 --> 00:06:32,724 - Zeus has an office now? And boundaries? 159 00:06:32,801 --> 00:06:34,951 - Both human inventions--glad to hear they're catching on. 160 00:06:34,953 --> 00:06:37,712 But he does know that the sun can't stay behind the moon 161 00:06:37,714 --> 00:06:40,232 or every human will eventually starve to death? 162 00:06:40,308 --> 00:06:42,976 - Of course your first thought is about every human. 163 00:06:43,128 --> 00:06:44,385 Pretty selfish, bro. 164 00:06:44,405 --> 00:06:45,737 - What happened up there, Apollo? 165 00:06:45,889 --> 00:06:47,130 Did you touch the sun? 166 00:06:47,223 --> 00:06:48,298 - I never got close. 167 00:06:48,316 --> 00:06:49,408 I flew as high as I could. 168 00:06:49,559 --> 00:06:51,893 And then I couldn't breathe, which is fine. 169 00:06:51,970 --> 00:06:53,394 I mean, who needs to breathe? 170 00:06:53,472 --> 00:06:55,305 - A lot of people. - Losers. 171 00:06:55,323 --> 00:06:57,974 But then I just-- went to sleep? 172 00:06:57,993 --> 00:06:59,267 Not fun sleep like after sex, 173 00:06:59,344 --> 00:07:01,753 like, a bad sleep I couldn't control. 174 00:07:01,905 --> 00:07:03,905 - The way you never controlled the sun? 175 00:07:03,982 --> 00:07:05,482 - [sighs] This bitch. 176 00:07:05,484 --> 00:07:09,577 Yo, sis, none of our titles ever meant anything. 177 00:07:09,655 --> 00:07:12,914 Dad hands them out to keep us feeling important. 178 00:07:12,933 --> 00:07:15,917 Maybe you were too busy symbolizing wisdom 179 00:07:15,936 --> 00:07:17,510 to figure that out. 180 00:07:17,663 --> 00:07:20,105 Shlub, take me somewhere I can thaw. 181 00:07:20,256 --> 00:07:21,164 I never should have quit our band. 182 00:07:21,257 --> 00:07:23,016 I'm really, really sorry. 183 00:07:23,168 --> 00:07:24,334 - Don't be sorry for that, 184 00:07:24,352 --> 00:07:26,111 because you didn't quit our band. 185 00:07:26,188 --> 00:07:27,337 I did. - Wait, what? 186 00:07:27,355 --> 00:07:29,005 - Well, since it turns out nobody knows 187 00:07:29,024 --> 00:07:31,783 how the sky works, I think it's time science stepped in. 188 00:07:31,935 --> 00:07:33,026 - Yeah, Heph and I would like 189 00:07:33,178 --> 00:07:34,953 to develop some kind of sky program. 190 00:07:35,104 --> 00:07:35,987 - Approved. - I don't like 191 00:07:36,064 --> 00:07:37,122 the sound of that. 192 00:07:37,199 --> 00:07:38,457 - Oh, it's just until we find out 193 00:07:38,533 --> 00:07:39,624 what's above the sky. 194 00:07:39,701 --> 00:07:41,868 Then we'll rename the program after that, 195 00:07:42,020 --> 00:07:43,110 and it'll sound cooler. 196 00:07:43,188 --> 00:07:44,445 - I don't like agreeing with Ares, 197 00:07:44,523 --> 00:07:47,540 but is our new goal to actively piss off Zeus? 198 00:07:47,693 --> 00:07:49,468 - How long are his feelings going to stay important 199 00:07:49,544 --> 00:07:51,361 if he can't be bothered to show up? 200 00:07:51,454 --> 00:07:53,546 - Ty, I cannot protect you from him. 201 00:07:53,699 --> 00:07:56,641 - That's obvious. The guy can turn off the sun! 202 00:07:56,643 --> 00:07:58,977 He's got every living thing facing extinction 203 00:07:59,128 --> 00:08:00,461 except a handful of immortals 204 00:08:00,522 --> 00:08:02,814 that are kissing his ass for fake jobs! 205 00:08:02,891 --> 00:08:04,207 - Hey, my job is real. 206 00:08:04,209 --> 00:08:06,376 War is who I am and what I do. 207 00:08:06,394 --> 00:08:09,395 Wherever I go, conflict arises. 208 00:08:09,472 --> 00:08:11,656 - Are you sure that's not just being a dick? 209 00:08:11,808 --> 00:08:13,992 - [growls] Ah! 210 00:08:14,143 --> 00:08:17,311 - He's a king minding his kingdom. 211 00:08:17,389 --> 00:08:19,480 Go make yourself useful. Don't ask me where. 212 00:08:19,500 --> 00:08:21,666 - Oh, I see what's happening here. 213 00:08:21,818 --> 00:08:25,170 Smash the patriarchy? Down with all penises? 214 00:08:25,280 --> 00:08:27,063 - What? How did you get there from here? 215 00:08:27,065 --> 00:08:28,340 - I don't have to stand here and explain 216 00:08:28,491 --> 00:08:30,250 that women are the real sexists 217 00:08:30,326 --> 00:08:32,085 when I could be hitting on her daughter. 218 00:08:32,237 --> 00:08:35,663 - Ha ha, victory-- God of War! 219 00:08:35,741 --> 00:08:39,259 - I'll protect you. - You will, will you? 220 00:08:39,335 --> 00:08:43,021 - Um, she just did. She physically blocked a sword. 221 00:08:43,172 --> 00:08:44,247 - I was going to block it. 222 00:08:44,266 --> 00:08:46,082 - Well, you played that pretty cool! 223 00:08:46,084 --> 00:08:47,767 - Hmm, we're gathering here now? 224 00:08:47,919 --> 00:08:49,361 Is Krapopolis the new Olympus? 225 00:08:49,512 --> 00:08:50,529 - No. - Yes. 226 00:08:50,605 --> 00:08:52,680 - I think even gods need some air. 227 00:08:52,758 --> 00:08:55,425 I tried holding my breath once. Made it a few days. 228 00:08:55,427 --> 00:08:57,202 - What happened? - My dad laughed and said, 229 00:08:57,204 --> 00:08:58,945 "It was a figure of speech, ugly. 230 00:08:59,097 --> 00:09:01,540 I'll never love you," but I also got lightheaded. 231 00:09:01,691 --> 00:09:05,359 - And Apollo passed out because above the sky, there's no air. 232 00:09:05,437 --> 00:09:07,787 - And no air, no heat, so he froze. 233 00:09:07,864 --> 00:09:12,609 - We need a shell, sealed so tight that air stays inside, 234 00:09:12,611 --> 00:09:14,944 and we put it on top of a few dozen barrels 235 00:09:14,946 --> 00:09:16,446 of my explosion dust. 236 00:09:16,448 --> 00:09:18,056 - How strong is this shell? 237 00:09:18,207 --> 00:09:20,392 - I know a guy who works with rare metals. 238 00:09:20,468 --> 00:09:22,543 Handsome fella, lives in a volcano? 239 00:09:22,621 --> 00:09:24,896 - Okay, and who goes inside the shell? 240 00:09:24,973 --> 00:09:27,473 - Obviously a nut. [both laugh] 241 00:09:27,626 --> 00:09:29,383 - Seriously, though, neither of us. 242 00:09:29,461 --> 00:09:31,403 [door clicks open, slams] - What's with you? 243 00:09:31,554 --> 00:09:33,387 - I'm not hiding, because that would be weak. 244 00:09:33,465 --> 00:09:35,481 So I'm doing whatever strong people do 245 00:09:35,558 --> 00:09:37,300 when they're being relentlessly hit on 246 00:09:37,302 --> 00:09:39,578 by someone gross that can't die. 247 00:09:39,729 --> 00:09:41,079 both: Ares! 248 00:09:41,156 --> 00:09:43,564 [light melodic music] 249 00:09:43,658 --> 00:09:45,308 - You were always so good at noodling. 250 00:09:45,327 --> 00:09:48,420 - 'Cause I always went with the flow, my man. 251 00:09:48,496 --> 00:09:50,313 - I would think truly going with the flow would include 252 00:09:50,332 --> 00:09:52,332 going with a collaborator's flow, but-- 253 00:09:52,484 --> 00:09:55,335 - Your flow was to overthink every song to death, 254 00:09:55,487 --> 00:09:57,745 you uptight, nitpicky poet! 255 00:09:57,764 --> 00:10:00,657 - And now you're finishing ten songs a day, right? 256 00:10:00,659 --> 00:10:02,434 You drunk genius? 257 00:10:02,585 --> 00:10:06,012 - I haven't played since we broke up. 258 00:10:06,106 --> 00:10:07,330 - Me neither. 259 00:10:07,332 --> 00:10:09,441 We threw something special away, huh? 260 00:10:09,592 --> 00:10:11,017 - Maybe. 261 00:10:11,169 --> 00:10:14,170 Maybe real friendships all get tested. 262 00:10:14,172 --> 00:10:18,116 ♪ Maybe real friendships all get tested ♪ 263 00:10:18,267 --> 00:10:19,192 - Oh! 264 00:10:19,268 --> 00:10:21,527 - ♪ Sometimes best best friends ♪ 265 00:10:21,604 --> 00:10:23,788 ♪ Can be unbested ♪ 266 00:10:23,981 --> 00:10:27,867 - "Unbested"? 267 00:10:27,944 --> 00:10:29,276 They can be placeholder lyrics. 268 00:10:29,354 --> 00:10:32,021 Oh, come on. Shlub! 269 00:10:32,040 --> 00:10:34,007 I still can't move. 270 00:10:35,952 --> 00:10:37,118 - And then it can be steered 271 00:10:37,137 --> 00:10:38,452 like a ship, straight to the moon. 272 00:10:38,530 --> 00:10:40,121 - How did you guys figure this out? 273 00:10:40,215 --> 00:10:42,382 - The trick is to forget everything you think 274 00:10:42,458 --> 00:10:43,958 and use only what you know. 275 00:10:44,035 --> 00:10:45,459 - I love that! 276 00:10:45,537 --> 00:10:46,703 - What happens when the ship gets there? 277 00:10:46,705 --> 00:10:48,721 - Well, we know the moon is flat, like Earth, 278 00:10:48,874 --> 00:10:51,057 so the ship should punch a hole through the center, 279 00:10:51,209 --> 00:10:52,542 restoring sunlight to the world, 280 00:10:52,544 --> 00:10:54,544 and probably curing menstruation. 281 00:10:54,562 --> 00:10:56,546 - Sounds like we can't afford not to do this. 282 00:10:56,548 --> 00:10:58,231 - We just need a volunteer to do the steering. 283 00:10:58,383 --> 00:11:00,216 - Not a scientist. - Someone immortal. 284 00:11:00,235 --> 00:11:01,826 We were thinking Ares because he's-- 285 00:11:01,903 --> 00:11:03,403 - Brave and strong. - Really? 286 00:11:03,497 --> 00:11:05,405 I was thinking because he's an idiot. 287 00:11:05,557 --> 00:11:07,148 I'll make that happen. You make the ship. 288 00:11:07,225 --> 00:11:10,043 Let's get to work. 289 00:11:11,838 --> 00:11:14,747 My king. 290 00:11:14,900 --> 00:11:17,008 - [sighs] 291 00:11:17,085 --> 00:11:18,918 She's playing you. 292 00:11:18,995 --> 00:11:21,328 - You not yourself, Mom. Are you sober? 293 00:11:21,348 --> 00:11:23,515 - She has got you positioned out in front of her 294 00:11:23,666 --> 00:11:26,092 where she can use you to test her father's weakness. 295 00:11:26,169 --> 00:11:27,260 When Zeus comes back 296 00:11:27,412 --> 00:11:29,262 and it turns out he's not weak, 297 00:11:29,338 --> 00:11:32,081 she gets to play dumb and you get a lightning enema. 298 00:11:32,083 --> 00:11:33,266 - I get it. 299 00:11:33,342 --> 00:11:35,268 You feel bad about not blocking the sword, 300 00:11:35,270 --> 00:11:36,586 so now you're protecting me 301 00:11:36,604 --> 00:11:39,197 from things like confidence and success. 302 00:11:39,348 --> 00:11:41,348 - She's pretending to be on your side. 303 00:11:41,368 --> 00:11:43,259 - Then she's got you beat by half. 304 00:11:43,261 --> 00:11:45,778 I'd ask you to try it sometime, but you've given it a go, 305 00:11:45,931 --> 00:11:47,205 and I don't think you're a bad goddess 306 00:11:47,282 --> 00:11:49,599 or a bad mom, I think you're just-- 307 00:11:49,601 --> 00:11:51,284 well, I guess I do think you're both of those things. 308 00:11:51,378 --> 00:11:54,270 - This monologue is more sloppy than hurtful. 309 00:11:54,289 --> 00:11:55,455 - Because I never practiced it, 310 00:11:55,607 --> 00:11:57,382 because it's a monologue I never wanted to do-- 311 00:11:57,533 --> 00:12:00,385 the one that ends with "thank you" and "goodbye." 312 00:12:00,462 --> 00:12:02,387 - I see. - It seems like you don't, 313 00:12:02,538 --> 00:12:04,130 though, because you're still here. 314 00:12:04,282 --> 00:12:06,132 - You want me to leave now? 315 00:12:06,209 --> 00:12:07,392 Shall I just walk down the road 316 00:12:07,427 --> 00:12:09,877 into the wilderness, empty-handed? 317 00:12:09,896 --> 00:12:11,454 - Mom, of course not. 318 00:12:11,473 --> 00:12:14,307 You can fly, and you need to take Dad. 319 00:12:14,459 --> 00:12:16,142 - Come on, man. - Relax. 320 00:12:16,294 --> 00:12:18,219 I'm done pursuing you. I get it now. 321 00:12:18,296 --> 00:12:19,812 I figured out the way to your heart. 322 00:12:19,965 --> 00:12:21,388 - My heart has a way to it? 323 00:12:21,466 --> 00:12:23,390 And you needed someone other than me 324 00:12:23,410 --> 00:12:25,318 to explain that it wasn't stalking? 325 00:12:25,394 --> 00:12:27,394 - You need proof of my courage, 326 00:12:27,414 --> 00:12:30,306 which is crazy since courage is my gimmick, but I get it. 327 00:12:30,308 --> 00:12:32,642 If Apollo's a fraud, maybe all gods are. 328 00:12:32,660 --> 00:12:35,086 So I'm going up in that skyship for you, 329 00:12:35,163 --> 00:12:36,921 and I'm going to end this eclipse 330 00:12:37,073 --> 00:12:39,632 and, apparently, all your periods. 331 00:12:41,486 --> 00:12:43,486 - You made a deal with this jackass 332 00:12:43,488 --> 00:12:45,505 that he could have me if he went to the moon? 333 00:12:45,581 --> 00:12:48,674 - Uh, that's a super reductive summary of our exchange. 334 00:12:48,751 --> 00:12:52,253 - I don't know your big words, but I know the deal's off. 335 00:12:52,272 --> 00:12:53,605 - I'm sorry for the misunderstanding, 336 00:12:53,756 --> 00:12:55,331 Splendiferous. - Stupendous. 337 00:12:55,350 --> 00:12:57,925 - I'll explain to this bonehead how women work. 338 00:12:57,944 --> 00:12:59,502 You're free to go. - Ow! 339 00:12:59,504 --> 00:13:03,264 - You don't tell a human you own them, moron. 340 00:13:03,283 --> 00:13:04,949 Then they have to prove they're free, 341 00:13:05,026 --> 00:13:06,267 and you get nothing. 342 00:13:06,344 --> 00:13:07,452 Now you're getting in that ship 343 00:13:07,529 --> 00:13:09,621 just to make up for embarrassing me. 344 00:13:09,772 --> 00:13:11,514 - No. - Pardon? 345 00:13:11,533 --> 00:13:14,275 - If you think being smarter than me makes you smart, 346 00:13:14,352 --> 00:13:18,037 you're forgetting, big sister, just how stupid I am. 347 00:13:18,189 --> 00:13:20,690 - True, but then we talk, and I remember. 348 00:13:20,692 --> 00:13:21,782 - Here's our new deal. 349 00:13:21,876 --> 00:13:24,168 If Dad's really gone and you're taking over, 350 00:13:24,245 --> 00:13:26,212 you're sharing power with me. 351 00:13:26,364 --> 00:13:27,454 - Why? - Because if Dad's 352 00:13:27,532 --> 00:13:30,291 not really gone and this makes him mad, 353 00:13:30,368 --> 00:13:32,143 I'll agree that all this skyship stuff was 354 00:13:32,295 --> 00:13:34,128 on King Bigmouth. 355 00:13:34,205 --> 00:13:35,313 - Deal. - Good. 356 00:13:35,390 --> 00:13:37,206 Will you still help me get a woman? 357 00:13:37,208 --> 00:13:39,526 - Learn how to talk to one, loser. 358 00:13:41,546 --> 00:13:44,322 My king. - Please. Rise, my goddess. 359 00:13:44,399 --> 00:13:47,050 - Your skyship is ready to pierce the heavens 360 00:13:47,052 --> 00:13:48,551 and free the world of Zeus' shadow. 361 00:13:48,553 --> 00:13:50,069 I'll escort you to the launch pad. 362 00:13:50,146 --> 00:13:53,647 - What a day. A great step for mankind. 363 00:13:53,667 --> 00:13:56,059 And a pretty big step for my career, not that it's about me. 364 00:13:56,077 --> 00:13:57,894 - It's going to be a huge step for you. 365 00:13:57,896 --> 00:14:00,079 Ares is stepping down so that you can drive the ship. 366 00:14:00,156 --> 00:14:01,339 - Me? - This revolution 367 00:14:01,416 --> 00:14:03,657 will be meaningless if a god gets any credit. 368 00:14:03,735 --> 00:14:06,586 - Honestly, I saw it as a joint god/human operation 369 00:14:06,662 --> 00:14:08,921 since we really want someone inside that thing 370 00:14:08,998 --> 00:14:10,014 that can't explode. 371 00:14:10,166 --> 00:14:11,257 - You're going to be fine. 372 00:14:11,334 --> 00:14:13,167 You're under my protection, remember? 373 00:14:13,186 --> 00:14:15,019 - You're going to get me back down alive? 374 00:14:15,171 --> 00:14:17,338 - You don't trust me? - I do. I do. 375 00:14:17,357 --> 00:14:19,190 - Good. Where's your mother? 376 00:14:19,267 --> 00:14:22,268 - I... kicked her out of the city. 377 00:14:22,420 --> 00:14:24,845 - Oh, even better! Let's go, buddy. 378 00:14:24,865 --> 00:14:26,105 Time to become a legend! 379 00:14:26,257 --> 00:14:29,534 - Mommy! [cries] 380 00:14:36,710 --> 00:14:39,377 - [stifled groaning] 381 00:14:39,454 --> 00:14:41,954 - Wave to your people, King. 382 00:14:42,031 --> 00:14:44,632 Oh, right. You can't. I'll do it. 383 00:14:46,628 --> 00:14:49,128 - Ty, I don't know why you're doing this. 384 00:14:49,280 --> 00:14:50,446 If we're not using a god, 385 00:14:50,448 --> 00:14:52,465 we should really put a criminal in here. 386 00:14:52,541 --> 00:14:55,042 Like, a really serious criminal. 387 00:14:55,061 --> 00:14:58,545 - I told him the same thing, but he insisted. 388 00:14:58,565 --> 00:15:01,399 - Cancel the mission! I was kidnapped! Let me out! 389 00:15:01,550 --> 00:15:04,127 [faint pounding] - I think he might be-- 390 00:15:04,145 --> 00:15:05,552 - If it's a series of intermittent bangs, 391 00:15:05,630 --> 00:15:07,888 that means he's strapped in and ready to go. 392 00:15:07,982 --> 00:15:09,223 - You're still here? 393 00:15:09,300 --> 00:15:10,241 - Wait, you're leaving? 394 00:15:10,393 --> 00:15:12,393 - My son has evicted my wife. 395 00:15:12,487 --> 00:15:13,803 She's clearing out her temple, 396 00:15:13,821 --> 00:15:16,247 and we're going to make love beneath a black sun 397 00:15:16,474 --> 00:15:19,475 to the primal sounds of humanity unraveling. 398 00:15:19,494 --> 00:15:23,404 - Did you... did you already pack all your instruments? 399 00:15:23,481 --> 00:15:26,073 - Why? - Because if all the mortals 400 00:15:26,167 --> 00:15:28,834 are going to die, I want my last memory 401 00:15:28,987 --> 00:15:31,346 to be with my favorite one. 402 00:15:33,433 --> 00:15:35,825 - What have I done? - I'll field that. 403 00:15:35,827 --> 00:15:38,752 You took the life I gave you and bet it against me, 404 00:15:38,846 --> 00:15:40,012 and you lost. 405 00:15:40,165 --> 00:15:41,347 - Mama, get the door open! 406 00:15:41,424 --> 00:15:42,607 - After you apologize. - There's no time! 407 00:15:42,684 --> 00:15:45,017 Get us out before we launch! - Nice try. 408 00:15:45,170 --> 00:15:46,593 I saw how long that fuse was. 409 00:15:46,613 --> 00:15:49,280 You've got enough time to eat some crap. 410 00:15:50,283 --> 00:15:53,159 - Ugh, how long is this fuse? 411 00:15:57,182 --> 00:15:59,348 - Oh, man. I knew it. I knew it would blow up. 412 00:15:59,367 --> 00:16:01,108 - No, look! - It worked! 413 00:16:01,186 --> 00:16:03,110 I knew it would work! 414 00:16:03,129 --> 00:16:05,021 - So science is just guessing? 415 00:16:05,023 --> 00:16:06,706 - And explosions. 416 00:16:06,782 --> 00:16:08,466 But yes, mostly guessing. 417 00:16:08,543 --> 00:16:09,417 - Holy crap! 418 00:16:09,452 --> 00:16:13,137 - Next time, just open the-- 419 00:16:13,289 --> 00:16:17,141 - Next time? You can't be serious! 420 00:16:17,293 --> 00:16:22,146 - ♪ Now it's time for us to go ♪ 421 00:16:22,298 --> 00:16:28,152 ♪ Everything and everyone you know ♪ 422 00:16:28,229 --> 00:16:34,217 - ♪ Changing like the southern winds ♪ 423 00:16:34,219 --> 00:16:39,071 ♪ Punished for the sins you've sinned ♪ 424 00:16:39,148 --> 00:16:44,560 both: ♪ When you think about the times you've had ♪ 425 00:16:44,562 --> 00:16:51,158 ♪ Measure all the good and bad you've lived ♪ 426 00:16:51,177 --> 00:16:56,088 ♪ You've lived, you've lived ♪ 427 00:16:56,165 --> 00:17:02,603 ♪ You've lived ♪ 428 00:17:05,083 --> 00:17:07,025 [both scream] 429 00:17:07,101 --> 00:17:09,343 [both grunt] 430 00:17:09,362 --> 00:17:12,271 - What on Earth are we looking at? 431 00:17:12,365 --> 00:17:15,107 - Earth? - Is the moon a ball? 432 00:17:15,184 --> 00:17:17,109 - I think the Earth is a ball too. 433 00:17:17,262 --> 00:17:19,686 - How can a ball be flat when you're on it? 434 00:17:19,764 --> 00:17:24,267 - By being really, really, really big. 435 00:17:24,285 --> 00:17:25,951 - He lied. - Who? 436 00:17:26,028 --> 00:17:27,770 - Zeus. - About what? 437 00:17:27,789 --> 00:17:29,363 - Everything. [explosion] 438 00:17:29,440 --> 00:17:30,381 both: Aah! 439 00:17:30,533 --> 00:17:32,458 - I think we missed the moon. - Good. 440 00:17:32,610 --> 00:17:33,718 We've got a new mission. 441 00:17:33,869 --> 00:17:34,886 You navigate. - Where? 442 00:17:35,037 --> 00:17:36,036 - Olympus. 443 00:17:36,114 --> 00:17:38,781 - Uh, okay. Um, left? 444 00:17:38,874 --> 00:17:40,783 - So shall we discuss our next gig? 445 00:17:40,785 --> 00:17:43,043 I hear the sirens are looking for an opening act. 446 00:17:43,063 --> 00:17:45,137 - I don't think so. And you know why? 447 00:17:45,290 --> 00:17:49,550 - Because you're a selfish, immortal ballsack? 448 00:17:49,627 --> 00:17:53,321 And yet, I think I'm going to miss that talented bastard. 449 00:17:54,966 --> 00:17:56,365 - [strains] 450 00:18:02,824 --> 00:18:05,708 [both grunting] 451 00:18:08,646 --> 00:18:10,421 Mom, we should probably get out of here. 452 00:18:10,498 --> 00:18:12,815 - This is what he calls his office? 453 00:18:12,834 --> 00:18:13,983 It's just his old court. 454 00:18:13,985 --> 00:18:16,001 But he added walls, doors, and a desk. 455 00:18:16,078 --> 00:18:17,244 - That's the idea. 456 00:18:17,263 --> 00:18:18,912 It creates an executive atmosphere. 457 00:18:18,932 --> 00:18:20,339 - Creates a stupid atmosphere. 458 00:18:20,433 --> 00:18:26,253 All it does is close off-- wait a minute. 459 00:18:26,272 --> 00:18:29,440 - Oh, my God! - He really did it. 460 00:18:29,517 --> 00:18:31,350 - Did what? What am I looking at here? 461 00:18:31,427 --> 00:18:33,836 - The crazy bastard was obsessed 462 00:18:33,855 --> 00:18:35,262 with taking different animal forms 463 00:18:35,356 --> 00:18:37,189 for purposes of pleasure. 464 00:18:37,266 --> 00:18:39,433 After a while, he stopped seeking partners 465 00:18:39,452 --> 00:18:42,528 and started experimenting with hybrid forms. 466 00:18:42,530 --> 00:18:45,439 If you want something done right, he always said. 467 00:18:45,458 --> 00:18:47,516 - Is he dead? - Far from it. 468 00:18:47,518 --> 00:18:49,776 He's achieved his ultimate dream-- 469 00:18:49,854 --> 00:18:52,130 the neck of a giraffe, the tongue of an anteater, 470 00:18:52,281 --> 00:18:53,706 and the protracted orgasm of a pig. 471 00:18:53,782 --> 00:18:56,359 - No more information! Don't tell me that about pigs. 472 00:18:56,361 --> 00:18:59,044 - Deliria? 473 00:18:59,197 --> 00:19:01,697 - You did not just crash your ship here 474 00:19:01,716 --> 00:19:03,957 and go into my father's office. 475 00:19:03,977 --> 00:19:05,718 - In fact, we did, darling. 476 00:19:05,794 --> 00:19:08,128 - Because he invited us. 477 00:19:08,148 --> 00:19:09,814 - He's in there? - Yeah. 478 00:19:09,891 --> 00:19:12,391 And he wasn't thrilled with your behavior today, but-- 479 00:19:12,468 --> 00:19:14,301 - But he said you're still his favorite, 480 00:19:14,320 --> 00:19:15,561 and he agreed to end the eclipse. 481 00:19:15,713 --> 00:19:19,323 - Holy crap, look. There's a sliver of sun now. 482 00:19:19,400 --> 00:19:22,051 - Yep, Zeus says he'll now move the moon 483 00:19:22,053 --> 00:19:24,328 from in front of the sun very gradually, 484 00:19:24,405 --> 00:19:26,389 almost as if he's rolling a huge ball. 485 00:19:26,391 --> 00:19:28,407 - So he's not mad at anybody? 486 00:19:28,409 --> 00:19:30,576 - Not unless someone disturbs him. 487 00:19:30,653 --> 00:19:34,154 He's quite exhausted from an extended... 488 00:19:34,174 --> 00:19:35,155 - Neck. - Holiday. 489 00:19:35,233 --> 00:19:36,399 - Holiday. Oh! 490 00:19:36,401 --> 00:19:38,492 He also said my mom is no longer banished, 491 00:19:38,511 --> 00:19:41,086 so if she wants, she can come back here, 492 00:19:41,163 --> 00:19:43,589 and you all have to stop being mean to her. 493 00:19:43,741 --> 00:19:47,852 - He did say that, but I don't like it here. 494 00:19:47,929 --> 00:19:50,188 I'm a Krapopolis girl. 495 00:19:50,339 --> 00:19:52,431 Are we really never going to tell them? 496 00:19:52,583 --> 00:19:56,009 - Do we want to share a world with a newly emboldened Athena? 497 00:19:56,087 --> 00:19:57,436 - You're right. 498 00:19:57,588 --> 00:20:00,439 If the Olympians keep fearing Zeus and Zeus stays... 499 00:20:00,591 --> 00:20:02,425 - Self-fulfilled. - Then we become, 500 00:20:02,427 --> 00:20:05,444 in a sense, rulers of our own world. 501 00:20:05,521 --> 00:20:09,707 Animal? - Giant eagle, please! 502 00:20:09,858 --> 00:20:13,118 But that world is slightly larger than we thought. 503 00:20:13,271 --> 00:20:14,212 - That's all right. 504 00:20:14,288 --> 00:20:15,771 I don't need you to rule it anymore. 505 00:20:15,773 --> 00:20:17,698 - Because you've realized the importance of family? 506 00:20:17,717 --> 00:20:18,958 - Because I live forever. 507 00:20:19,034 --> 00:20:21,277 You have a maximum of, what, five years left? 508 00:20:21,295 --> 00:20:22,962 - Uplifting takeaway. 509 00:20:23,038 --> 00:20:24,371 - And after you're dead, 510 00:20:24,390 --> 00:20:25,723 I can have as many new children as I want. 511 00:20:25,800 --> 00:20:29,435 - We don't have to spend the whole flight talking. 512 00:20:32,715 --> 00:20:35,066 - I'm telling you, I saw it, and it's round. 513 00:20:35,217 --> 00:20:37,068 - Yes, like a plate. - Like a ball. 514 00:20:37,219 --> 00:20:39,737 - And where on a ball would you build a house? 515 00:20:39,888 --> 00:20:41,464 - It's a big ball. 516 00:20:41,482 --> 00:20:44,575 - A big ball covered in water that doesn't fall off the ball. 517 00:20:44,652 --> 00:20:47,470 - Even though it's floating in--what did you call it? 518 00:20:47,488 --> 00:20:49,321 - I didn't. - Oh, you called it something. 519 00:20:49,474 --> 00:20:51,156 And we'd like you to say it again. 520 00:20:51,309 --> 00:20:53,158 - Space. [both laugh] 521 00:20:53,311 --> 00:20:56,403 - Okay, so, Hephaestus, maybe we should gather 522 00:20:56,481 --> 00:20:58,314 the scientific community and-- 523 00:20:58,332 --> 00:21:00,649 - And we'll think about space. 524 00:21:00,668 --> 00:21:01,817 [both laugh] 525 00:21:01,836 --> 00:21:02,985 - You guys are being mean. 526 00:21:03,004 --> 00:21:04,095 - Well, we have to be, Ty, 527 00:21:04,246 --> 00:21:05,579 because you're confusing science with magic. 528 00:21:05,598 --> 00:21:08,248 - Yeah, and there's already enough magic, okay? 529 00:21:08,268 --> 00:21:10,676 I don't know if you noticed, but I flew here. 530 00:21:10,828 --> 00:21:12,919 - And the point of science is to overthrow magic 531 00:21:12,997 --> 00:21:14,105 with logic and observation. 532 00:21:14,256 --> 00:21:16,590 - But I did observe this. I was in space. 533 00:21:16,609 --> 00:21:18,425 - Yeah, because you're nuts! - He's right. 534 00:21:18,444 --> 00:21:20,427 I wouldn't have done that, and I'm magic. 535 00:21:20,446 --> 00:21:22,838 You'd make a horrible scientist, dude. 536 00:21:22,857 --> 00:21:24,598 - [sighs] - Where were we? 537 00:21:24,675 --> 00:21:27,192 - How do we know women have less teeth than men? 538 00:21:27,345 --> 00:21:29,453 - Smaller mouths? - Perfect. 539 00:21:29,622 --> 00:21:31,205 - Did you get any of that? 540 00:21:33,793 --> 00:21:35,459 - Bento. [all cheer]