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- Mom! Mom, Mom!
The world is ending!
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- No, it's just a hangover.
- I'm serious.
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The moon is headed straight
into the sun!
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- It's called an eclipse.
It happens.
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- Not in my lifetime!
- Right.
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How long do you borndeads
live again, 10, 30 years?
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- If we eat right
and stay indoors.
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So the world isn't ending?
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- Oh, must everything
you don't understand
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become a folk tale?
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Do you want to know what
an eclipse really is?
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Because you are about
to feel very silly.
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- Apparently
when Zeus gets angry,
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he has Apollo park the sun
behind the moon
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until he feels better?
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- Really? Who expresses anxiety
like that?
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- A guy that turns into a swan
to have sex?
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- At any rate,
sounds like a god problem.
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- All the same,
for the sake of science,
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I'll have my people
keep observing.
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- [whispers]
- Hmm? Thanks for the update.
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New eclipse rule:
we can't keep observing.
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- [groans] Ow.
[vases shattering]
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Oh! Ow! Aah.
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- At least I can tell the city
there's no need to panic.
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- Um, hi, the gods are blaming
your mother
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for this eclipse
and might destroy your city.
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Byeee.
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- At least I don't have to
interrupt the city mid-panic.
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[upbeat mythical music]
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♪ ♪
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- Whoo!
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[people wailing]
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- What is happening?
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- Look at it!
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- What are
your biggest regrets?
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I never invented flight.
- I never had a family.
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- I never got to see our city
stop falling apart.
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- That was your big wish?
Family?
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Animals have family.
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- They also have flight.
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- You're right.
I wanted a family too!
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- Hello, kids. World's ending.
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Who wants to get high?
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- We're sharing regrets, Dad,
and there's a lot of longing,
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among your children,
for family.
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- Perhaps you regret not
hearing my offer to get high?
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- Is Hermes wrestling with Mom?
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- Unless it's consensual,
I won't simply watch.
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- Hermes, unhand me!
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- I'm just doing my job,
Deliria.
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Olympus has summoned you.
- Well, tell Olympus
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they are counter-summoned
to my ass!
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- For realsies?
- For absolutesies.
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- Okay, fine.
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- What's this about, my love?
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- My extended family
of uptight inbreds thought
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they could summon me
like a third-tier titan.
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Do you know what I said?
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- You counter-summoned them
to your ass?
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- Yes! How did you--
[gasps]
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Oh, gods.
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[loud rumble]
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- Open these badly designed
gates.
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[dramatic music]
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♪ ♪
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- I have every
scratch memorized.
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♪ ♪
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- Ugh! Gross!
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♪ ♪
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- What are you looking at?
Don't look away. Look at me.
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Now tell me what
you're looking at!
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- Everyone with a killable body
ought to head inside.
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- Nah, I'm 35.
I was dead soon anyway.
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- Is that Apollo?
How awkward.
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- Because the sun's
not working?
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- No, he handled things poorly
when our band broke up.
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- Hephaestus?
- Hippocampus!
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- Shlub.
- Apollo.
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- Deliria, my father
is clearly upset.
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You were asked to Mount Olympus
for questioning.
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- Oh, I've been
to questionings.
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Hard pass.
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- It wasn't a request.
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- She just said
I was asked, dummy.
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- Slut.
- Bully!
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- Uh-uh-uh.
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I won't win, but I'll make you
look real bad.
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- Looks aren't everything.
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- Can we save the flirting
until after we find him?
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- Find him? Is Zeus missing?
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- Ah-ga-ga!
Not in front of worshippers.
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Yes, he is
currently unreachable.
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And because you're an expert
in pissing my father off--
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- You keep calling him
your father.
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- Yeah, he fathered, like,
most of us.
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- And all by different mothers.
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Yet, weirdly, I'm the slut.
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- Are you coming
with us, Deliria?
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- What if I don't?
- I'll kill every human
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in your city
except your daughter,
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and then I'll marry her.
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- So I'll be killing myself?
- I'll marry your corpse.
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- You'll walk down that aisle
with my teeth in your crotch.
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- Sounds like
a beautiful ceremony!
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- Everybody, please!
I'm King Tyrannis.
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And I'd like to welcome
our esteemed gods
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to civilization--
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work in progress,
pardon our dust.
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- Stop helping, Ty!
- But since my mother
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was banished
from Olympus by Zeus,
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her return there would be
a defiance of Zeus' authority.
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So I guess we'd all need
to know,
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who's making that call?
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- Okay, you can help a little.
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- Apollo, you talked to Dad.
What did he say?
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- What? I didn't talk to him.
Don't put this on me, okay?
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We agreed to blame the eclipse
on Deliria being a slut.
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- Good enough for me.
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Let's just kick her ass
down here.
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- No, no. Stop.
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If you didn't talk to him,
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why did you put the sun
behind the moon?
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- Can we have this conversation
somewhere else?
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[murmurs of disagreement]
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- No, I don't think so.
- No, we're having it here.
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- I don't do eclipses, okay?
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I'm the sun.
My sister's the moon.
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Dad runs the sky.
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That up there, that's got
nothing to do with me.
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Except the sun part.
I-I do control the sun.
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That's established.
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- Hi.
Um, annoying science question.
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What if he's lying?
- How dare you!
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How dare he!
I control the sun, sir.
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It's my job.
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- You're about to learn
a harsh lesson, mortal.
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Show him.
- Show what?
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- Go up and move
the sun a little.
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- Yeah, you don't have
to end the eclipse.
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Just give the sun a jiggle.
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- Come on.
- Go.
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- Just move the sun
a little bit.
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- Aah!
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- I think he may
have just left.
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- I think
he's coming back down.
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- He's coming down fast. Move!
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- Move out the way!
[all scream]
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- Aah!
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- Is he frozen?
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- Why would he be colder closer
to the sun?
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- Well, I'm no science god,
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but I think
it's because Deliria's a slut.
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- When is the last time
anyone actually saw Zeus?
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- We barely saw him
when he was around.
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He only came out of his office
to yell at us
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about boundaries.
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- Zeus has an office now?
And boundaries?
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- Both human inventions--glad
to hear they're catching on.
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But he does know that the sun
can't stay behind the moon
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or every human will
eventually starve to death?
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- Of course your first thought
is about every human.
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Pretty selfish, bro.
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- What happened up there,
Apollo?
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Did you touch the sun?
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- I never got close.
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I flew as high as I could.
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And then I couldn't breathe,
which is fine.
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I mean, who needs to breathe?
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- A lot of people.
- Losers.
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But then I just--
went to sleep?
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Not fun sleep like after sex,
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like, a bad sleep
I couldn't control.
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- The way you never controlled
the sun?
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- [sighs] This bitch.
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Yo, sis, none of our titles
ever meant anything.
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Dad hands them out
to keep us feeling important.
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Maybe you were too busy
symbolizing wisdom
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to figure that out.
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Shlub, take me somewhere
I can thaw.
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I never should
have quit our band.
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I'm really, really sorry.
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- Don't be sorry for that,
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because you didn't quit
our band.
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I did.
- Wait, what?
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- Well, since it turns out
nobody knows
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how the sky works, I think
it's time science stepped in.
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- Yeah, Heph and I would like
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to develop
some kind of sky program.
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- Approved.
- I don't like
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the sound of that.
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- Oh, it's just until
we find out
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what's above the sky.
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Then we'll rename
the program after that,
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and it'll sound cooler.
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- I don't like agreeing
with Ares,
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but is our new goal
to actively piss off Zeus?
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- How long are his feelings
going to stay important
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if he can't be bothered
to show up?
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- Ty, I cannot protect you
from him.
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- That's obvious.
The guy can turn off the sun!
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He's got every living thing
facing extinction
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except a handful of immortals
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that are kissing his ass
for fake jobs!
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- Hey, my job is real.
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War is who I am and what I do.
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Wherever I go, conflict arises.
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- Are you sure
that's not just being a dick?
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- [growls] Ah!
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- He's a king
minding his kingdom.
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Go make yourself useful.
Don't ask me where.
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- Oh, I see
what's happening here.
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Smash the patriarchy?
Down with all penises?
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- What? How did you get there
from here?
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- I don't have
to stand here and explain
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that women are the real sexists
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when I could be hitting
on her daughter.
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- Ha ha, victory--
God of War!
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- I'll protect you.
- You will, will you?
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- Um, she just did.
She physically blocked a sword.
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- I was going to block it.
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- Well, you played
that pretty cool!
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- Hmm,
we're gathering here now?
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Is Krapopolis the new Olympus?
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- No.
- Yes.
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- I think even gods
need some air.
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I tried holding my breath once.
Made it a few days.
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- What happened?
- My dad laughed and said,
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"It was a figure of speech,
ugly.
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I'll never love you,"
but I also got lightheaded.
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- And Apollo passed out because
above the sky, there's no air.
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- And no air, no heat,
so he froze.
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- We need a shell, sealed
so tight that air stays inside,
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and we put it on top
of a few dozen barrels
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of my explosion dust.
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- How strong is this shell?
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- I know a guy who works
with rare metals.
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Handsome fella,
lives in a volcano?
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- Okay, and who goes
inside the shell?
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- Obviously a nut.
[both laugh]
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- Seriously, though,
neither of us.
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[door clicks open, slams]
- What's with you?
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- I'm not hiding,
because that would be weak.
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So I'm doing whatever
strong people do
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when they're being
relentlessly hit on
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by someone gross
that can't die.
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both: Ares!
248
00:09:41,156 --> 00:09:43,564
[light melodic music]
249
00:09:43,658 --> 00:09:45,308
- You were always so good
at noodling.
250
00:09:45,327 --> 00:09:48,420
- 'Cause I always went
with the flow, my man.
251
00:09:48,496 --> 00:09:50,313
- I would think truly going
with the flow would include
252
00:09:50,332 --> 00:09:52,332
going with
a collaborator's flow, but--
253
00:09:52,484 --> 00:09:55,335
- Your flow was to overthink
every song to death,
254
00:09:55,487 --> 00:09:57,745
you uptight, nitpicky poet!
255
00:09:57,764 --> 00:10:00,657
- And now you're finishing
ten songs a day, right?
256
00:10:00,659 --> 00:10:02,434
You drunk genius?
257
00:10:02,585 --> 00:10:06,012
- I haven't played
since we broke up.
258
00:10:06,106 --> 00:10:07,330
- Me neither.
259
00:10:07,332 --> 00:10:09,441
We threw something special
away, huh?
260
00:10:09,592 --> 00:10:11,017
- Maybe.
261
00:10:11,169 --> 00:10:14,170
Maybe real friendships
all get tested.
262
00:10:14,172 --> 00:10:18,116
♪ Maybe real friendships
all get tested ♪
263
00:10:18,267 --> 00:10:19,192
- Oh!
264
00:10:19,268 --> 00:10:21,527
- ♪ Sometimes best best
friends ♪
265
00:10:21,604 --> 00:10:23,788
♪ Can be unbested ♪
266
00:10:23,981 --> 00:10:27,867
- "Unbested"?
267
00:10:27,944 --> 00:10:29,276
They can be placeholder lyrics.
268
00:10:29,354 --> 00:10:32,021
Oh, come on. Shlub!
269
00:10:32,040 --> 00:10:34,007
I still can't move.
270
00:10:35,952 --> 00:10:37,118
- And then it can be steered
271
00:10:37,137 --> 00:10:38,452
like a ship,
straight to the moon.
272
00:10:38,530 --> 00:10:40,121
- How did you guys figure
this out?
273
00:10:40,215 --> 00:10:42,382
- The trick is to forget
everything you think
274
00:10:42,458 --> 00:10:43,958
and use only what you know.
275
00:10:44,035 --> 00:10:45,459
- I love that!
276
00:10:45,537 --> 00:10:46,703
- What happens when
the ship gets there?
277
00:10:46,705 --> 00:10:48,721
- Well, we know the moon
is flat, like Earth,
278
00:10:48,874 --> 00:10:51,057
so the ship should punch a hole
through the center,
279
00:10:51,209 --> 00:10:52,542
restoring sunlight
to the world,
280
00:10:52,544 --> 00:10:54,544
and probably curing
menstruation.
281
00:10:54,562 --> 00:10:56,546
- Sounds like we can't afford
not to do this.
282
00:10:56,548 --> 00:10:58,231
- We just need a volunteer
to do the steering.
283
00:10:58,383 --> 00:11:00,216
- Not a scientist.
- Someone immortal.
284
00:11:00,235 --> 00:11:01,826
We were thinking Ares
because he's--
285
00:11:01,903 --> 00:11:03,403
- Brave and strong.
- Really?
286
00:11:03,497 --> 00:11:05,405
I was thinking
because he's an idiot.
287
00:11:05,557 --> 00:11:07,148
I'll make that happen.
You make the ship.
288
00:11:07,225 --> 00:11:10,043
Let's get to work.
289
00:11:11,838 --> 00:11:14,747
My king.
290
00:11:14,900 --> 00:11:17,008
- [sighs]
291
00:11:17,085 --> 00:11:18,918
She's playing you.
292
00:11:18,995 --> 00:11:21,328
- You not yourself, Mom.
Are you sober?
293
00:11:21,348 --> 00:11:23,515
- She has got you positioned
out in front of her
294
00:11:23,666 --> 00:11:26,092
where she can use you
to test her father's weakness.
295
00:11:26,169 --> 00:11:27,260
When Zeus comes back
296
00:11:27,412 --> 00:11:29,262
and it turns out he's not weak,
297
00:11:29,338 --> 00:11:32,081
she gets to play dumb
and you get a lightning enema.
298
00:11:32,083 --> 00:11:33,266
- I get it.
299
00:11:33,342 --> 00:11:35,268
You feel bad about
not blocking the sword,
300
00:11:35,270 --> 00:11:36,586
so now you're protecting me
301
00:11:36,604 --> 00:11:39,197
from things like confidence
and success.
302
00:11:39,348 --> 00:11:41,348
- She's pretending
to be on your side.
303
00:11:41,368 --> 00:11:43,259
- Then she's got you beat
by half.
304
00:11:43,261 --> 00:11:45,778
I'd ask you to try it sometime,
but you've given it a go,
305
00:11:45,931 --> 00:11:47,205
and I don't think
you're a bad goddess
306
00:11:47,282 --> 00:11:49,599
or a bad mom,
I think you're just--
307
00:11:49,601 --> 00:11:51,284
well, I guess I do think
you're both of those things.
308
00:11:51,378 --> 00:11:54,270
- This monologue is
more sloppy than hurtful.
309
00:11:54,289 --> 00:11:55,455
- Because I never practiced it,
310
00:11:55,607 --> 00:11:57,382
because it's a monologue
I never wanted to do--
311
00:11:57,533 --> 00:12:00,385
the one that ends with
"thank you" and "goodbye."
312
00:12:00,462 --> 00:12:02,387
- I see.
- It seems like you don't,
313
00:12:02,538 --> 00:12:04,130
though,
because you're still here.
314
00:12:04,282 --> 00:12:06,132
- You want me to leave now?
315
00:12:06,209 --> 00:12:07,392
Shall I just walk down
the road
316
00:12:07,427 --> 00:12:09,877
into the wilderness,
empty-handed?
317
00:12:09,896 --> 00:12:11,454
- Mom, of course not.
318
00:12:11,473 --> 00:12:14,307
You can fly, and you need
to take Dad.
319
00:12:14,459 --> 00:12:16,142
- Come on, man.
- Relax.
320
00:12:16,294 --> 00:12:18,219
I'm done pursuing you.
I get it now.
321
00:12:18,296 --> 00:12:19,812
I figured out the way
to your heart.
322
00:12:19,965 --> 00:12:21,388
- My heart has a way to it?
323
00:12:21,466 --> 00:12:23,390
And you needed someone
other than me
324
00:12:23,410 --> 00:12:25,318
to explain
that it wasn't stalking?
325
00:12:25,394 --> 00:12:27,394
- You need proof of my courage,
326
00:12:27,414 --> 00:12:30,306
which is crazy since courage is
my gimmick, but I get it.
327
00:12:30,308 --> 00:12:32,642
If Apollo's a fraud,
maybe all gods are.
328
00:12:32,660 --> 00:12:35,086
So I'm going up in
that skyship for you,
329
00:12:35,163 --> 00:12:36,921
and I'm going to end
this eclipse
330
00:12:37,073 --> 00:12:39,632
and, apparently,
all your periods.
331
00:12:41,486 --> 00:12:43,486
- You made a deal
with this jackass
332
00:12:43,488 --> 00:12:45,505
that he could have me
if he went to the moon?
333
00:12:45,581 --> 00:12:48,674
- Uh, that's a super reductive
summary of our exchange.
334
00:12:48,751 --> 00:12:52,253
- I don't know your big words,
but I know the deal's off.
335
00:12:52,272 --> 00:12:53,605
- I'm sorry
for the misunderstanding,
336
00:12:53,756 --> 00:12:55,331
Splendiferous.
- Stupendous.
337
00:12:55,350 --> 00:12:57,925
- I'll explain to this bonehead
how women work.
338
00:12:57,944 --> 00:12:59,502
You're free to go.
- Ow!
339
00:12:59,504 --> 00:13:03,264
- You don't tell a human
you own them, moron.
340
00:13:03,283 --> 00:13:04,949
Then they have
to prove they're free,
341
00:13:05,026 --> 00:13:06,267
and you get nothing.
342
00:13:06,344 --> 00:13:07,452
Now you're getting in that ship
343
00:13:07,529 --> 00:13:09,621
just to make up
for embarrassing me.
344
00:13:09,772 --> 00:13:11,514
- No.
- Pardon?
345
00:13:11,533 --> 00:13:14,275
- If you think being smarter
than me makes you smart,
346
00:13:14,352 --> 00:13:18,037
you're forgetting, big sister,
just how stupid I am.
347
00:13:18,189 --> 00:13:20,690
- True, but then we talk,
and I remember.
348
00:13:20,692 --> 00:13:21,782
- Here's our new deal.
349
00:13:21,876 --> 00:13:24,168
If Dad's really gone
and you're taking over,
350
00:13:24,245 --> 00:13:26,212
you're sharing power with me.
351
00:13:26,364 --> 00:13:27,454
- Why?
- Because if Dad's
352
00:13:27,532 --> 00:13:30,291
not really gone
and this makes him mad,
353
00:13:30,368 --> 00:13:32,143
I'll agree that all
this skyship stuff was
354
00:13:32,295 --> 00:13:34,128
on King Bigmouth.
355
00:13:34,205 --> 00:13:35,313
- Deal.
- Good.
356
00:13:35,390 --> 00:13:37,206
Will you still help me
get a woman?
357
00:13:37,208 --> 00:13:39,526
- Learn how to talk
to one, loser.
358
00:13:41,546 --> 00:13:44,322
My king.
- Please. Rise, my goddess.
359
00:13:44,399 --> 00:13:47,050
- Your skyship is ready
to pierce the heavens
360
00:13:47,052 --> 00:13:48,551
and free the world
of Zeus' shadow.
361
00:13:48,553 --> 00:13:50,069
I'll escort you
to the launch pad.
362
00:13:50,146 --> 00:13:53,647
- What a day.
A great step for mankind.
363
00:13:53,667 --> 00:13:56,059
And a pretty big step for my
career, not that it's about me.
364
00:13:56,077 --> 00:13:57,894
- It's going to be a huge step
for you.
365
00:13:57,896 --> 00:14:00,079
Ares is stepping down
so that you can drive the ship.
366
00:14:00,156 --> 00:14:01,339
- Me?
- This revolution
367
00:14:01,416 --> 00:14:03,657
will be meaningless
if a god gets any credit.
368
00:14:03,735 --> 00:14:06,586
- Honestly, I saw it
as a joint god/human operation
369
00:14:06,662 --> 00:14:08,921
since we really want
someone inside that thing
370
00:14:08,998 --> 00:14:10,014
that can't explode.
371
00:14:10,166 --> 00:14:11,257
- You're going to be fine.
372
00:14:11,334 --> 00:14:13,167
You're under my protection,
remember?
373
00:14:13,186 --> 00:14:15,019
- You're going
to get me back down alive?
374
00:14:15,171 --> 00:14:17,338
- You don't trust me?
- I do. I do.
375
00:14:17,357 --> 00:14:19,190
- Good. Where's your mother?
376
00:14:19,267 --> 00:14:22,268
- I... kicked her out
of the city.
377
00:14:22,420 --> 00:14:24,845
- Oh, even better!
Let's go, buddy.
378
00:14:24,865 --> 00:14:26,105
Time to become a legend!
379
00:14:26,257 --> 00:14:29,534
- Mommy!
[cries]
380
00:14:36,710 --> 00:14:39,377
- [stifled groaning]
381
00:14:39,454 --> 00:14:41,954
- Wave to your people, King.
382
00:14:42,031 --> 00:14:44,632
Oh, right. You can't.
I'll do it.
383
00:14:46,628 --> 00:14:49,128
- Ty, I don't know
why you're doing this.
384
00:14:49,280 --> 00:14:50,446
If we're not using a god,
385
00:14:50,448 --> 00:14:52,465
we should really put a criminal
in here.
386
00:14:52,541 --> 00:14:55,042
Like,
a really serious criminal.
387
00:14:55,061 --> 00:14:58,545
- I told him the same thing,
but he insisted.
388
00:14:58,565 --> 00:15:01,399
- Cancel the mission!
I was kidnapped! Let me out!
389
00:15:01,550 --> 00:15:04,127
[faint pounding]
- I think he might be--
390
00:15:04,145 --> 00:15:05,552
- If it's a series
of intermittent bangs,
391
00:15:05,630 --> 00:15:07,888
that means he's strapped in
and ready to go.
392
00:15:07,982 --> 00:15:09,223
- You're still here?
393
00:15:09,300 --> 00:15:10,241
- Wait, you're leaving?
394
00:15:10,393 --> 00:15:12,393
- My son has evicted my wife.
395
00:15:12,487 --> 00:15:13,803
She's clearing out her temple,
396
00:15:13,821 --> 00:15:16,247
and we're going to make love
beneath a black sun
397
00:15:16,474 --> 00:15:19,475
to the primal sounds
of humanity unraveling.
398
00:15:19,494 --> 00:15:23,404
- Did you... did you already
pack all your instruments?
399
00:15:23,481 --> 00:15:26,073
- Why?
- Because if all the mortals
400
00:15:26,167 --> 00:15:28,834
are going to die,
I want my last memory
401
00:15:28,987 --> 00:15:31,346
to be with my favorite one.
402
00:15:33,433 --> 00:15:35,825
- What have I done?
- I'll field that.
403
00:15:35,827 --> 00:15:38,752
You took the life I gave you
and bet it against me,
404
00:15:38,846 --> 00:15:40,012
and you lost.
405
00:15:40,165 --> 00:15:41,347
- Mama, get the door open!
406
00:15:41,424 --> 00:15:42,607
- After you apologize.
- There's no time!
407
00:15:42,684 --> 00:15:45,017
Get us out before we launch!
- Nice try.
408
00:15:45,170 --> 00:15:46,593
I saw how long that fuse was.
409
00:15:46,613 --> 00:15:49,280
You've got enough time
to eat some crap.
410
00:15:50,283 --> 00:15:53,159
- Ugh, how long is this fuse?
411
00:15:57,182 --> 00:15:59,348
- Oh, man. I knew it.
I knew it would blow up.
412
00:15:59,367 --> 00:16:01,108
- No, look!
- It worked!
413
00:16:01,186 --> 00:16:03,110
I knew it would work!
414
00:16:03,129 --> 00:16:05,021
- So science is just guessing?
415
00:16:05,023 --> 00:16:06,706
- And explosions.
416
00:16:06,782 --> 00:16:08,466
But yes, mostly guessing.
417
00:16:08,543 --> 00:16:09,417
- Holy crap!
418
00:16:09,452 --> 00:16:13,137
- Next time,
just open the--
419
00:16:13,289 --> 00:16:17,141
- Next time?
You can't be serious!
420
00:16:17,293 --> 00:16:22,146
- ♪ Now it's time
for us to go ♪
421
00:16:22,298 --> 00:16:28,152
♪ Everything and everyone
you know ♪
422
00:16:28,229 --> 00:16:34,217
- ♪ Changing like
the southern winds ♪
423
00:16:34,219 --> 00:16:39,071
♪ Punished for the sins
you've sinned ♪
424
00:16:39,148 --> 00:16:44,560
both: ♪ When you think about
the times you've had ♪
425
00:16:44,562 --> 00:16:51,158
♪ Measure all the good
and bad you've lived ♪
426
00:16:51,177 --> 00:16:56,088
♪ You've lived, you've lived ♪
427
00:16:56,165 --> 00:17:02,603
♪ You've lived ♪
428
00:17:05,083 --> 00:17:07,025
[both scream]
429
00:17:07,101 --> 00:17:09,343
[both grunt]
430
00:17:09,362 --> 00:17:12,271
- What on Earth
are we looking at?
431
00:17:12,365 --> 00:17:15,107
- Earth?
- Is the moon a ball?
432
00:17:15,184 --> 00:17:17,109
- I think the Earth is
a ball too.
433
00:17:17,262 --> 00:17:19,686
- How can a ball be flat
when you're on it?
434
00:17:19,764 --> 00:17:24,267
- By being really,
really, really big.
435
00:17:24,285 --> 00:17:25,951
- He lied.
- Who?
436
00:17:26,028 --> 00:17:27,770
- Zeus.
- About what?
437
00:17:27,789 --> 00:17:29,363
- Everything.
[explosion]
438
00:17:29,440 --> 00:17:30,381
both: Aah!
439
00:17:30,533 --> 00:17:32,458
- I think we missed the moon.
- Good.
440
00:17:32,610 --> 00:17:33,718
We've got a new mission.
441
00:17:33,869 --> 00:17:34,886
You navigate.
- Where?
442
00:17:35,037 --> 00:17:36,036
- Olympus.
443
00:17:36,114 --> 00:17:38,781
- Uh, okay. Um, left?
444
00:17:38,874 --> 00:17:40,783
- So shall we discuss
our next gig?
445
00:17:40,785 --> 00:17:43,043
I hear the sirens are looking
for an opening act.
446
00:17:43,063 --> 00:17:45,137
- I don't think so.
And you know why?
447
00:17:45,290 --> 00:17:49,550
- Because you're a selfish,
immortal ballsack?
448
00:17:49,627 --> 00:17:53,321
And yet, I think I'm going
to miss that talented bastard.
449
00:17:54,966 --> 00:17:56,365
- [strains]
450
00:18:02,824 --> 00:18:05,708
[both grunting]
451
00:18:08,646 --> 00:18:10,421
Mom, we should probably
get out of here.
452
00:18:10,498 --> 00:18:12,815
- This is what he calls
his office?
453
00:18:12,834 --> 00:18:13,983
It's just his old court.
454
00:18:13,985 --> 00:18:16,001
But he added walls,
doors, and a desk.
455
00:18:16,078 --> 00:18:17,244
- That's the idea.
456
00:18:17,263 --> 00:18:18,912
It creates
an executive atmosphere.
457
00:18:18,932 --> 00:18:20,339
- Creates a stupid atmosphere.
458
00:18:20,433 --> 00:18:26,253
All it does is close off--
wait a minute.
459
00:18:26,272 --> 00:18:29,440
- Oh, my God!
- He really did it.
460
00:18:29,517 --> 00:18:31,350
- Did what?
What am I looking at here?
461
00:18:31,427 --> 00:18:33,836
- The crazy bastard
was obsessed
462
00:18:33,855 --> 00:18:35,262
with taking different
animal forms
463
00:18:35,356 --> 00:18:37,189
for purposes of pleasure.
464
00:18:37,266 --> 00:18:39,433
After a while, he
stopped seeking partners
465
00:18:39,452 --> 00:18:42,528
and started experimenting
with hybrid forms.
466
00:18:42,530 --> 00:18:45,439
If you want something done
right, he always said.
467
00:18:45,458 --> 00:18:47,516
- Is he dead?
- Far from it.
468
00:18:47,518 --> 00:18:49,776
He's achieved
his ultimate dream--
469
00:18:49,854 --> 00:18:52,130
the neck of a giraffe,
the tongue of an anteater,
470
00:18:52,281 --> 00:18:53,706
and the protracted orgasm
of a pig.
471
00:18:53,782 --> 00:18:56,359
- No more information!
Don't tell me that about pigs.
472
00:18:56,361 --> 00:18:59,044
- Deliria?
473
00:18:59,197 --> 00:19:01,697
- You did not just crash
your ship here
474
00:19:01,716 --> 00:19:03,957
and go into my father's office.
475
00:19:03,977 --> 00:19:05,718
- In fact, we did, darling.
476
00:19:05,794 --> 00:19:08,128
- Because he invited us.
477
00:19:08,148 --> 00:19:09,814
- He's in there?
- Yeah.
478
00:19:09,891 --> 00:19:12,391
And he wasn't thrilled
with your behavior today, but--
479
00:19:12,468 --> 00:19:14,301
- But he said you're still
his favorite,
480
00:19:14,320 --> 00:19:15,561
and he agreed
to end the eclipse.
481
00:19:15,713 --> 00:19:19,323
- Holy crap, look.
There's a sliver of sun now.
482
00:19:19,400 --> 00:19:22,051
- Yep, Zeus says
he'll now move the moon
483
00:19:22,053 --> 00:19:24,328
from in front of the sun
very gradually,
484
00:19:24,405 --> 00:19:26,389
almost as if he's rolling
a huge ball.
485
00:19:26,391 --> 00:19:28,407
- So he's not mad at anybody?
486
00:19:28,409 --> 00:19:30,576
- Not unless someone
disturbs him.
487
00:19:30,653 --> 00:19:34,154
He's quite exhausted
from an extended...
488
00:19:34,174 --> 00:19:35,155
- Neck.
- Holiday.
489
00:19:35,233 --> 00:19:36,399
- Holiday. Oh!
490
00:19:36,401 --> 00:19:38,492
He also said my mom is
no longer banished,
491
00:19:38,511 --> 00:19:41,086
so if she wants,
she can come back here,
492
00:19:41,163 --> 00:19:43,589
and you all have
to stop being mean to her.
493
00:19:43,741 --> 00:19:47,852
- He did say that,
but I don't like it here.
494
00:19:47,929 --> 00:19:50,188
I'm a Krapopolis girl.
495
00:19:50,339 --> 00:19:52,431
Are we really never going
to tell them?
496
00:19:52,583 --> 00:19:56,009
- Do we want to share a world
with a newly emboldened Athena?
497
00:19:56,087 --> 00:19:57,436
- You're right.
498
00:19:57,588 --> 00:20:00,439
If the Olympians keep
fearing Zeus and Zeus stays...
499
00:20:00,591 --> 00:20:02,425
- Self-fulfilled.
- Then we become,
500
00:20:02,427 --> 00:20:05,444
in a sense,
rulers of our own world.
501
00:20:05,521 --> 00:20:09,707
Animal?
- Giant eagle, please!
502
00:20:09,858 --> 00:20:13,118
But that world is slightly
larger than we thought.
503
00:20:13,271 --> 00:20:14,212
- That's all right.
504
00:20:14,288 --> 00:20:15,771
I don't need you
to rule it anymore.
505
00:20:15,773 --> 00:20:17,698
- Because you've realized
the importance of family?
506
00:20:17,717 --> 00:20:18,958
- Because I live forever.
507
00:20:19,034 --> 00:20:21,277
You have a maximum of,
what, five years left?
508
00:20:21,295 --> 00:20:22,962
- Uplifting takeaway.
509
00:20:23,038 --> 00:20:24,371
- And after you're dead,
510
00:20:24,390 --> 00:20:25,723
I can have as many new children
as I want.
511
00:20:25,800 --> 00:20:29,435
- We don't have to spend
the whole flight talking.
512
00:20:32,715 --> 00:20:35,066
- I'm telling you,
I saw it, and it's round.
513
00:20:35,217 --> 00:20:37,068
- Yes, like a plate.
- Like a ball.
514
00:20:37,219 --> 00:20:39,737
- And where on a ball
would you build a house?
515
00:20:39,888 --> 00:20:41,464
- It's a big ball.
516
00:20:41,482 --> 00:20:44,575
- A big ball covered in water
that doesn't fall off the ball.
517
00:20:44,652 --> 00:20:47,470
- Even though it's floating
in--what did you call it?
518
00:20:47,488 --> 00:20:49,321
- I didn't.
- Oh, you called it something.
519
00:20:49,474 --> 00:20:51,156
And we'd like you
to say it again.
520
00:20:51,309 --> 00:20:53,158
- Space.
[both laugh]
521
00:20:53,311 --> 00:20:56,403
- Okay, so, Hephaestus,
maybe we should gather
522
00:20:56,481 --> 00:20:58,314
the scientific community and--
523
00:20:58,332 --> 00:21:00,649
- And we'll think about space.
524
00:21:00,668 --> 00:21:01,817
[both laugh]
525
00:21:01,836 --> 00:21:02,985
- You guys are being mean.
526
00:21:03,004 --> 00:21:04,095
- Well, we have to be, Ty,
527
00:21:04,246 --> 00:21:05,579
because you're confusing
science with magic.
528
00:21:05,598 --> 00:21:08,248
- Yeah, and there's already
enough magic, okay?
529
00:21:08,268 --> 00:21:10,676
I don't know if you noticed,
but I flew here.
530
00:21:10,828 --> 00:21:12,919
- And the point of science is
to overthrow magic
531
00:21:12,997 --> 00:21:14,105
with logic and observation.
532
00:21:14,256 --> 00:21:16,590
- But I did observe this.
I was in space.
533
00:21:16,609 --> 00:21:18,425
- Yeah, because you're nuts!
- He's right.
534
00:21:18,444 --> 00:21:20,427
I wouldn't have done that,
and I'm magic.
535
00:21:20,446 --> 00:21:22,838
You'd make
a horrible scientist, dude.
536
00:21:22,857 --> 00:21:24,598
- [sighs]
- Where were we?
537
00:21:24,675 --> 00:21:27,192
- How do we know women
have less teeth than men?
538
00:21:27,345 --> 00:21:29,453
- Smaller mouths?
- Perfect.
539
00:21:29,622 --> 00:21:31,205
- Did you get any of that?
540
00:21:33,793 --> 00:21:35,459
- Bento.
[all cheer]