1 00:00:02,672 --> 00:00:03,707 ♪ Don't go ♪ 2 00:00:06,078 --> 00:00:07,949 You're a really good kisser. 3 00:00:07,949 --> 00:00:10,121 My dad was so wrong about you. 4 00:00:10,221 --> 00:00:12,693 Wait, your dad thought I'd be a bad kisser? 5 00:00:12,693 --> 00:00:13,727 Marcus. 6 00:00:13,827 --> 00:00:15,130 Don't Marcus me, Abigail. 7 00:00:15,130 --> 00:00:16,366 Kissing's supes important to me. 8 00:00:16,366 --> 00:00:18,036 I've been practicing all day on my mom's 9 00:00:18,136 --> 00:00:19,371 favorite throw pillow! - What is that? 10 00:00:19,371 --> 00:00:21,108 You know, the smaller pillows on a couch. 11 00:00:21,108 --> 00:00:22,579 More decorative than practical. 12 00:00:22,579 --> 00:00:23,715 Oh, my God, no! 13 00:00:23,848 --> 00:00:26,754 Yes, and now the pillow's all wet and my mom is pissed. 14 00:00:26,754 --> 00:00:27,789 Do you even like me? 15 00:00:27,889 --> 00:00:29,392 - No! - I knew it. 16 00:00:29,392 --> 00:00:31,028 Which is why I've also been practicing 17 00:00:31,028 --> 00:00:33,032 on your best friend. Sorry, Abigail, 18 00:00:33,032 --> 00:00:34,603 but I think it's time for me to move on-- 19 00:00:37,408 --> 00:00:37,976 Dot org. 20 00:00:39,747 --> 00:00:40,849 I knew you'd regret it. 21 00:00:40,849 --> 00:00:42,284 No, I was screaming because 22 00:00:42,284 --> 00:00:43,554 someone just chopped your head off. 23 00:00:43,554 --> 00:00:46,727 Oh, so the whole time you were warning me. 24 00:00:46,727 --> 00:00:49,032 That is so us. 25 00:00:49,165 --> 00:00:51,637 Kiss me. 26 00:00:51,637 --> 00:00:52,639 No! 27 00:01:13,180 --> 00:01:14,883 Huh? You want some more? 28 00:01:16,152 --> 00:01:17,487 No, you are! 29 00:01:17,487 --> 00:01:18,625 Get out of here! 30 00:01:18,725 --> 00:01:20,728 If this is about the screaming, some whack job 31 00:01:20,829 --> 00:01:24,168 stuck his head in my window and kept calling me a failure. 32 00:01:24,168 --> 00:01:26,372 But I took care of him. 33 00:01:27,675 --> 00:01:29,178 Marvin Flute. 34 00:01:29,178 --> 00:01:31,917 I should've known you'd be Friday drunk on a Tuesday. 35 00:01:31,917 --> 00:01:33,253 Lieutenant Kang. 36 00:01:33,353 --> 00:01:34,889 You're like my college alumni donation department. 37 00:01:34,889 --> 00:01:36,459 You can somehow find me anywhere. 38 00:01:36,561 --> 00:01:38,362 We got a case only you can solve, 39 00:01:38,463 --> 00:01:39,900 and an opening on the cornhole team 40 00:01:39,900 --> 00:01:40,935 for this weekend's Cornament. 41 00:01:41,035 --> 00:01:43,440 Did you forget you took my badge, Lieutenant? 42 00:01:43,440 --> 00:01:45,276 Now if you'll excuse me, I got to get back to the only things 43 00:01:45,276 --> 00:01:47,816 I'm good at anymore-- drinking myself to death, 44 00:01:47,916 --> 00:01:49,185 and painstakingly crafting 45 00:01:49,185 --> 00:01:51,322 Mid-Century modern dollhouse furniture. 46 00:01:51,322 --> 00:01:54,195 Oh, little tiny chair in your little perfect world. 47 00:01:54,195 --> 00:01:57,535 Oh, what I'd give to spin around on you and go whee! 48 00:01:57,669 --> 00:01:58,737 But I'm too big. 49 00:01:58,838 --> 00:01:59,940 I would crush you. 50 00:01:59,940 --> 00:02:01,409 And that would crush me. 51 00:02:01,510 --> 00:02:03,848 Well, then, I guess you don't want this back. 52 00:02:03,848 --> 00:02:04,916 Badgey! 53 00:02:04,916 --> 00:02:05,952 I missed ya, girl. 54 00:02:05,952 --> 00:02:06,954 Have you seen Cuffy? 55 00:02:06,954 --> 00:02:08,123 What about Crime Tapey? 56 00:02:08,256 --> 00:02:09,258 Not until you crack this week's 57 00:02:09,358 --> 00:02:11,229 bizarre, unsolvable case. 58 00:02:11,229 --> 00:02:12,766 Dare I go back to Grimsburg, 59 00:02:12,866 --> 00:02:16,239 the town I left behind like a perfectly-timed elevator fart? 60 00:02:16,239 --> 00:02:18,243 A place permanently cursed a century ago 61 00:02:18,243 --> 00:02:20,381 by a virgin sacrifice gone sideways. 62 00:02:20,481 --> 00:02:23,153 A city so full of vice, they named it twice, 63 00:02:23,253 --> 00:02:24,489 then realized that sounded dumb, 64 00:02:24,489 --> 00:02:26,158 so they went back to just the one word. 65 00:02:28,230 --> 00:02:31,035 Grim--wait, hold on. 66 00:02:31,136 --> 00:02:32,872 Mm. 67 00:02:32,872 --> 00:02:35,077 Wow, big bite. 68 00:02:35,077 --> 00:02:37,147 Ah. 69 00:02:37,247 --> 00:02:39,753 Grimsburg. 70 00:02:51,142 --> 00:02:53,113 You got a cough, Petunia? 71 00:02:53,113 --> 00:02:55,417 Worse, I'm alive, 72 00:02:55,417 --> 00:02:57,488 and I have a single hair in the back of my throat. 73 00:02:57,488 --> 00:02:59,158 It's been bugging me for like three days. 74 00:02:59,158 --> 00:03:01,228 It's literally the worst. 75 00:03:04,067 --> 00:03:05,270 There he is! 76 00:03:05,270 --> 00:03:06,540 Excited to meet ya, partner. 77 00:03:06,540 --> 00:03:08,243 I'm not partnering up with a robot. 78 00:03:08,243 --> 00:03:10,213 I'm technically a cyborg. 79 00:03:10,213 --> 00:03:13,019 I lost exactly 74.2% of my body 80 00:03:13,119 --> 00:03:14,556 in a freak merry-go-round smash-up, 81 00:03:14,656 --> 00:03:16,392 but the good folks at Grimsburg Cybernetics 82 00:03:16,526 --> 00:03:20,167 rebuilt me to be faster and stronger! 83 00:03:20,267 --> 00:03:21,970 What's that? 84 00:03:23,507 --> 00:03:25,878 They had to move some stuff around after the accident. 85 00:03:25,978 --> 00:03:27,147 If we're going to be partners, 86 00:03:27,281 --> 00:03:29,986 I only got one rule-- I don't play by the rules. 87 00:03:29,986 --> 00:03:31,122 Even that one. 88 00:03:31,256 --> 00:03:33,994 So I play by the rules, my rules. 89 00:03:34,094 --> 00:03:35,497 And I've only got one rule-- 90 00:03:35,497 --> 00:03:38,637 I don't play by-- by the rules. 91 00:03:41,342 --> 00:03:42,879 There's just never a right time 92 00:03:42,879 --> 00:03:45,216 for a double teen homicide. 93 00:03:46,452 --> 00:03:50,294 Looks like the boy didn't make it, but the girl... 94 00:03:50,294 --> 00:03:51,730 Oh... 95 00:03:51,730 --> 00:03:53,501 I'm not sure you're supposed to be touching the evidence-- 96 00:03:53,601 --> 00:03:54,435 Quiet! 97 00:03:54,435 --> 00:03:57,140 I'm going into my crime mind. 98 00:03:57,140 --> 00:03:58,409 Crime mind. 99 00:03:58,409 --> 00:04:01,282 The girl, she ran for her life. 100 00:04:05,124 --> 00:04:06,292 You go on. 101 00:04:06,292 --> 00:04:08,163 Just a stitch. 102 00:04:08,263 --> 00:04:09,599 I'll catch up, I'll catch up. 103 00:04:09,599 --> 00:04:11,604 ♪ Hey, mama, will you be my lover ♪ 104 00:04:11,604 --> 00:04:13,072 ♪ 'Cause I need you in my life ♪ 105 00:04:13,172 --> 00:04:14,341 Whoa! 106 00:04:14,441 --> 00:04:16,246 Jumping jacks are back! 107 00:04:23,728 --> 00:04:26,567 You, with the great hair, where did he take the girl? 108 00:04:26,567 --> 00:04:28,937 Bro, you're barking up the wrong-- 109 00:04:28,937 --> 00:04:30,908 My treenis! 110 00:04:39,191 --> 00:04:41,196 Thank God, the girl's still alive. 111 00:04:41,296 --> 00:04:43,333 But the killer is taunting us. 112 00:04:43,467 --> 00:04:46,106 And he's got absolutely gorgeous penmanship. 113 00:04:46,206 --> 00:04:48,176 Look at the loops on those L's! 114 00:04:48,176 --> 00:04:50,213 - Look! - Backhoe tracks. 115 00:04:50,213 --> 00:04:52,518 From the Kubota L-39 diesel used 116 00:04:52,518 --> 00:04:54,523 to deliver this block of ice. 117 00:04:54,523 --> 00:04:57,361 - We find that Kubota-- - We find the killer. 118 00:04:57,361 --> 00:04:59,265 We find the killer-- 119 00:04:59,365 --> 00:05:00,969 We find the girl. 120 00:05:01,069 --> 00:05:02,972 We find the girl-- 121 00:05:03,106 --> 00:05:04,108 No, that's it. 122 00:05:04,208 --> 00:05:06,479 We, that--we-- that's it. 123 00:05:07,281 --> 00:05:10,588 Mind if I ask you a couple of questions for the local news? 124 00:05:10,588 --> 00:05:12,826 Sorry, ma'am, but this is a crime scene. 125 00:05:12,826 --> 00:05:14,228 Oh, I can see that. 126 00:05:14,228 --> 00:05:16,667 It seems someone stole this man's looks. 127 00:05:16,767 --> 00:05:18,504 Nice try, but the only crime here 128 00:05:18,504 --> 00:05:20,674 is that belt with those boots. 129 00:05:22,010 --> 00:05:24,348 And the decapitation. 130 00:05:29,659 --> 00:05:31,295 Ah, I forgot what it's like watching you 131 00:05:31,429 --> 00:05:32,699 tear into a carcass. 132 00:05:32,699 --> 00:05:34,569 Just one of the many perks of having a wife 133 00:05:34,569 --> 00:05:36,540 who was raised by bears. - Ex-wife. 134 00:05:36,540 --> 00:05:38,644 And I'm more than just a woman who was raised by bears. 135 00:05:38,745 --> 00:05:41,282 You're right. That was insensitive. 136 00:05:41,282 --> 00:05:42,652 Um, I was raised by bears, 137 00:05:42,752 --> 00:05:45,390 so I think I'm tough enough to take it. 138 00:05:45,390 --> 00:05:47,863 So, anything you can tell me about the case? 139 00:05:47,963 --> 00:05:50,668 It's an active investigation. You know I can't. 140 00:05:50,801 --> 00:05:53,306 Just like you can't ask one question about 141 00:05:53,306 --> 00:05:55,177 the son you haven't seen in years. 142 00:05:55,177 --> 00:05:57,047 I'm fairly sure he's fine. 143 00:05:57,047 --> 00:05:58,416 Right, pal? 144 00:05:58,517 --> 00:06:01,656 Oh, I'm great, now that you called me pal. 145 00:06:01,790 --> 00:06:02,592 Pal. 146 00:06:02,692 --> 00:06:04,596 Hey, hey. Don't fall for it, Stan. 147 00:06:04,696 --> 00:06:07,602 He's just coming back to face-fudge this family again. 148 00:06:07,602 --> 00:06:10,140 I wouldn't say no to a little face-fudging. 149 00:06:10,140 --> 00:06:11,142 What do you want? 150 00:06:11,142 --> 00:06:12,177 This. 151 00:06:12,277 --> 00:06:13,614 You and I, mixing it up, 152 00:06:13,614 --> 00:06:16,018 the lightly simmering tension of will we or won't we, 153 00:06:16,018 --> 00:06:17,588 and if we do, which positions. 154 00:06:17,588 --> 00:06:20,126 Come on, admit it. You need me too. 155 00:06:20,126 --> 00:06:21,495 Ugh, please. 156 00:06:21,495 --> 00:06:23,567 I have got everything covered. 157 00:06:23,567 --> 00:06:25,370 Even taught Stan how to catch. 158 00:06:25,470 --> 00:06:26,439 Ugh! 159 00:06:26,439 --> 00:06:28,343 With his face. Good one, baby! 160 00:06:28,343 --> 00:06:30,347 See? We don't need you at all. 161 00:06:30,347 --> 00:06:32,217 Well, actually, this weekend is 162 00:06:32,217 --> 00:06:34,221 the annual Father-Son Dance. 163 00:06:34,221 --> 00:06:35,591 And I'll just put on a mustache 164 00:06:35,591 --> 00:06:37,562 and take you like I do every year, hon. 165 00:06:37,562 --> 00:06:39,365 No need, because the stache is back 166 00:06:39,465 --> 00:06:42,104 and ready to prove he's here to stay, probably. 167 00:06:42,104 --> 00:06:43,439 Fine. 168 00:06:43,574 --> 00:06:44,676 But you better not make me regret this, 169 00:06:44,776 --> 00:06:46,781 even though I know you're going to make me regret this. 170 00:06:46,781 --> 00:06:49,786 Let's go get you an ill-fitting suit, Stan. 171 00:06:51,355 --> 00:06:52,625 Don't worry boy son, we're going to 172 00:06:52,725 --> 00:06:54,494 duct tape this broken family back together 173 00:06:54,494 --> 00:06:56,499 faster than you can say hereditary schizophrenia. 174 00:06:56,499 --> 00:06:57,869 Which you also don't need to worry about, 175 00:06:57,869 --> 00:06:59,840 unless you're still seeing your imaginary 176 00:06:59,940 --> 00:07:00,842 skeleton friend. 177 00:07:00,842 --> 00:07:02,512 The one who made you pull the fire alarm. 178 00:07:02,512 --> 00:07:05,116 Nope. Therapy's working great. 179 00:07:05,250 --> 00:07:06,252 Bye. 180 00:07:09,091 --> 00:07:10,594 He bought it, Stanny! 181 00:07:10,594 --> 00:07:12,297 Now all we got to do is make sure 182 00:07:12,397 --> 00:07:14,301 he never talks to your therapist. 183 00:07:14,301 --> 00:07:15,604 Just like us. 184 00:07:15,604 --> 00:07:18,209 Mr. Flesh, now we can finally start our plan 185 00:07:18,209 --> 00:07:19,880 to get my parents back together! 186 00:07:19,880 --> 00:07:22,017 And it's going to work, too, 187 00:07:22,117 --> 00:07:25,658 because all of my plans work, aside from the dead bird one. 188 00:07:25,658 --> 00:07:28,564 Now, let's get you ready for that dance! 189 00:07:28,664 --> 00:07:31,970 Are you familiar with the end of "Dirty Dancing"? 190 00:07:40,320 --> 00:07:41,790 Glad you're back, Flute. 191 00:07:41,790 --> 00:07:44,394 This place has been dead without you. 192 00:07:44,394 --> 00:07:46,800 I'm fun. 193 00:07:46,800 --> 00:07:49,238 Hey, Wynona, are you wearing a new scent? 194 00:07:49,238 --> 00:07:50,374 I love it! 195 00:07:50,374 --> 00:07:52,177 It's formaldehyde. 196 00:07:52,277 --> 00:07:54,549 Ooh, look who it is. 197 00:07:54,650 --> 00:07:57,689 The man who puts the "ten" in Lieutenant. 198 00:07:57,822 --> 00:08:00,027 You ever put that ten anywhere else? 199 00:08:01,630 --> 00:08:03,533 Body's still off-gassing. 200 00:08:03,533 --> 00:08:06,405 That note was a perfect B-flat. 201 00:08:08,376 --> 00:08:10,514 There must be something inside him. 202 00:08:13,386 --> 00:08:15,190 I keep forgetting to check both sides. 203 00:08:15,290 --> 00:08:16,291 Wowie. 204 00:08:16,291 --> 00:08:17,762 A flute! 205 00:08:17,762 --> 00:08:19,732 The killer must be trying to make contact with you. 206 00:08:19,732 --> 00:08:22,037 Good thing your name's not piano. 207 00:08:23,941 --> 00:08:27,280 Yeah, 'cause then he'd have a piano in his butt. 208 00:08:27,280 --> 00:08:29,519 That'd be messed up. 209 00:08:29,519 --> 00:08:31,790 Summers, a boy is dead. 210 00:08:35,429 --> 00:08:36,733 Kang was the one who suggested 211 00:08:36,866 --> 00:08:38,436 we bring you back for this case. 212 00:08:38,436 --> 00:08:40,474 I said we'd be better off deputizing 213 00:08:40,575 --> 00:08:42,912 an alcoholic alley cat. 214 00:08:42,912 --> 00:08:44,315 I was wrong. 215 00:08:46,085 --> 00:08:48,456 The mayor needs his daughter found 216 00:08:48,456 --> 00:08:50,961 before the opening of the new casino! 217 00:08:50,961 --> 00:08:53,332 Which he also happens to own. 218 00:08:53,332 --> 00:08:55,303 Shut your spit maker, Stewart. 219 00:08:55,436 --> 00:08:57,007 - Sorry, Mom. - Mom? 220 00:08:57,007 --> 00:08:58,343 Hi, I'm Stewart. 221 00:08:58,476 --> 00:08:59,712 I just passed the detective exam, 222 00:08:59,712 --> 00:09:02,183 but apparently I'm much more valuable 223 00:09:02,183 --> 00:09:03,486 taking notes as her secretary. 224 00:09:03,486 --> 00:09:04,889 Never knew you had a kid, Chief. 225 00:09:04,989 --> 00:09:06,860 Anything else I don't know? - Let's see. 226 00:09:06,860 --> 00:09:09,498 I'm a climate change-denying Flat-Earther 227 00:09:09,498 --> 00:09:13,507 whose 23andMe confirmed I'm 12% Sasquatch. 228 00:09:13,507 --> 00:09:14,843 Now that we're caught up on me, 229 00:09:14,843 --> 00:09:16,913 if you don't find Abigail by Friday, 230 00:09:16,913 --> 00:09:19,151 I'm taking that loaner badge back 231 00:09:19,251 --> 00:09:20,153 and throwing you off the edge 232 00:09:20,353 --> 00:09:24,829 of this appropriately-warm frisbee we call a planet! 233 00:09:27,935 --> 00:09:29,505 30 years ago at this school, 234 00:09:29,639 --> 00:09:31,109 I had the most brilliant teacher of my life. 235 00:09:31,109 --> 00:09:33,981 Then 10 years ago, I sent him to prison for the rest of his. 236 00:09:33,981 --> 00:09:36,520 Faced with a teacher shortage, the city ordered him 237 00:09:36,620 --> 00:09:38,790 to finish serving out his sentence working here, 238 00:09:38,790 --> 00:09:40,895 which is how the man who was once my greatest mentor 239 00:09:40,995 --> 00:09:44,401 has now become one of my biggest nemesise, 240 00:09:44,502 --> 00:09:47,642 nemeses, nemesisis, nemesi. 241 00:09:47,642 --> 00:09:49,979 Ugh. Just remind me to ask him. 242 00:09:49,979 --> 00:09:52,551 He'll know. 243 00:09:52,551 --> 00:09:54,523 Dr. Rufis Pentos. 244 00:09:54,523 --> 00:09:55,991 How's the ankle bracelet? 245 00:09:55,991 --> 00:09:56,793 Itchy, I hope. 246 00:09:56,926 --> 00:09:59,230 Oh, Marvin, how you've changed. 247 00:09:59,331 --> 00:10:02,505 What misfortune has twisted you into this pot-bellied shadow 248 00:10:02,505 --> 00:10:04,809 that cowers before me now? 249 00:10:04,909 --> 00:10:07,414 The unrelenting cruelty of human existence. 250 00:10:07,515 --> 00:10:09,786 And a brief addiction to Roblox. 251 00:10:09,786 --> 00:10:12,692 So have you returned to play our little game 252 00:10:12,792 --> 00:10:16,533 of cat and lesser animal than a cat? 253 00:10:16,533 --> 00:10:18,402 I'm not here to play, Pentos, 254 00:10:18,402 --> 00:10:19,706 so don't try to get in my head. 255 00:10:19,706 --> 00:10:21,810 I wouldn't dream of it. 256 00:10:21,810 --> 00:10:25,183 Interesting jacket you're wearing. 257 00:10:25,283 --> 00:10:26,451 What? What do you mean? 258 00:10:26,553 --> 00:10:28,123 The cut's not flattering or the color? 259 00:10:28,123 --> 00:10:29,191 Get out of my head! 260 00:10:29,324 --> 00:10:31,162 But there's so much room. 261 00:10:32,330 --> 00:10:33,600 Um, Dr. Pentos. 262 00:10:33,700 --> 00:10:34,836 - Hi! - My wife and I-- 263 00:10:34,936 --> 00:10:36,339 Oh, of course, my office hours-- 264 00:10:36,339 --> 00:10:37,675 feel you're forcing our introverted Franny-- 265 00:10:37,675 --> 00:10:39,111 - OK. - To read aloud-- 266 00:10:39,111 --> 00:10:40,548 Perhaps we can find-- is vocal discrimination. 267 00:10:40,548 --> 00:10:42,952 OK, thank you. 268 00:10:42,952 --> 00:10:45,657 Now, what deliciously dark crime 269 00:10:45,657 --> 00:10:48,062 do you seek help with this time? 270 00:10:48,062 --> 00:10:49,331 Murder? 271 00:10:49,431 --> 00:10:50,868 Kidnapping? 272 00:10:50,868 --> 00:10:54,107 The missing bagels from the faculty break room? 273 00:10:54,107 --> 00:10:55,476 Twasn't I. 274 00:10:55,611 --> 00:10:57,749 Recognize this? 275 00:10:57,849 --> 00:11:00,755 Where ever did you find her? 276 00:11:00,855 --> 00:11:03,059 No, no, no, don't put that in your--oh. 277 00:11:03,159 --> 00:11:04,629 Interesting. 278 00:11:04,729 --> 00:11:07,769 Its keys have been altered to only play B-flat. 279 00:11:07,869 --> 00:11:10,607 Some ruffians stole it from my classroom two days ago, 280 00:11:10,607 --> 00:11:16,018 but I simply have no idea how he got in. 281 00:11:19,024 --> 00:11:21,930 Best of luck finding poor Miss Abigail, 282 00:11:22,030 --> 00:11:25,537 whose only crime was growing up in her father's shadow. 283 00:11:25,537 --> 00:11:30,480 Parents truly block out the sun, don't they, Marvin? 284 00:11:30,480 --> 00:11:32,918 Don't they? Don't they? 285 00:11:33,018 --> 00:11:36,893 Do not they! 286 00:11:39,665 --> 00:11:41,368 So sorry, what can we do to make Franny 287 00:11:41,468 --> 00:11:43,774 feel less triggered, hm? 288 00:11:43,774 --> 00:11:45,745 And Mayor Dilquez, how are you coping 289 00:11:45,745 --> 00:11:47,180 with your daughter's disappearance? 290 00:11:47,180 --> 00:11:50,687 It is still hard for me to even believe she is missing. 291 00:11:50,687 --> 00:11:54,729 The opening of Grimsburg's first casino! 292 00:11:54,729 --> 00:11:57,033 This town will finally be known for something 293 00:11:57,033 --> 00:12:00,406 other than our unusually high number of killer clowns. 294 00:12:00,406 --> 00:12:02,545 But, it is sad. 295 00:12:02,645 --> 00:12:03,980 Marvy Marvs! 296 00:12:04,081 --> 00:12:05,684 I need to ask you some questions. 297 00:12:05,785 --> 00:12:07,821 Um, I am in the middle of an interview. 298 00:12:07,821 --> 00:12:09,826 And I'm in the middle of an investigation, 299 00:12:09,926 --> 00:12:11,563 which trumps your interview. - Nu-uh. 300 00:12:11,663 --> 00:12:13,399 Freedom of the press. - Yuh-huh. 301 00:12:13,399 --> 00:12:14,702 Obstruction of justice. 302 00:12:14,802 --> 00:12:16,673 Shouldn't you be getting ready for the dance? 303 00:12:16,673 --> 00:12:18,142 Shouldn't you be not asking me 304 00:12:18,142 --> 00:12:19,845 if I shouldn't be doing stuff? 305 00:12:19,945 --> 00:12:22,551 Heh, heh, I'm not sure what's going on here, but-- 306 00:12:22,651 --> 00:12:23,720 - Summers! - Back off, R2! 307 00:12:23,887 --> 00:12:26,560 Do you two mind not flirt fighting in front of my wife? 308 00:12:28,731 --> 00:12:31,235 This has been really tough on her. 309 00:12:31,335 --> 00:12:36,245 Hon, I'm going to talk to these detectives, OK? 310 00:12:36,345 --> 00:12:38,584 Well, someone here may be involved 311 00:12:38,584 --> 00:12:40,120 in Abigail's disappearance. 312 00:12:40,120 --> 00:12:43,526 I assure you, all my guys have been karmically vetted. 313 00:12:47,434 --> 00:12:49,672 Oh, bollocks. 314 00:12:49,672 --> 00:12:51,876 Kubota backhoe. He's the Ice Block Killer. 315 00:12:51,976 --> 00:12:54,414 Get him! - Chase Mode activated. 316 00:13:02,231 --> 00:13:04,769 If you want to run along, I'll catch up. 317 00:13:13,987 --> 00:13:17,393 Still wearing that jacket? Oh. 318 00:13:17,493 --> 00:13:19,465 Get out of my he--oh! 319 00:13:22,170 --> 00:13:24,709 Brake Mode, Brake Mode! 320 00:13:24,809 --> 00:13:27,213 We scoured the suspect's place. 321 00:13:27,213 --> 00:13:28,148 Bupkis. 322 00:13:28,248 --> 00:13:31,622 Kid, speaking as your mentor slash work daddy, 323 00:13:31,723 --> 00:13:33,727 detectives and criminals are locked in 324 00:13:33,727 --> 00:13:36,098 a long, mysterious dance. 325 00:13:36,098 --> 00:13:40,941 One big, cosmic dance. 326 00:13:42,912 --> 00:13:45,784 Jonathan Taylor Thomas! I got to go. 327 00:14:00,747 --> 00:14:02,518 Don't be a baby, Stan. 328 00:14:02,518 --> 00:14:04,288 He'll be here. 329 00:14:10,032 --> 00:14:13,071 Uh, didn't we already clear the suspect's place? 330 00:14:13,172 --> 00:14:15,076 The word dance reminded me of music, 331 00:14:15,076 --> 00:14:17,515 and I remembered that the flute was tuned to B-flat. 332 00:14:17,615 --> 00:14:18,950 The suspect is British, 333 00:14:19,050 --> 00:14:20,787 and British people call apartments flats. 334 00:14:20,787 --> 00:14:22,692 B-flat. Flat B. 335 00:14:22,692 --> 00:14:24,428 In other words, apartment B. 336 00:14:24,529 --> 00:14:26,933 He's been leading us to-- 337 00:14:26,933 --> 00:14:28,202 Be best friends! 338 00:14:28,302 --> 00:14:30,574 Detective Jesus, take the wheel. 339 00:14:30,674 --> 00:14:32,678 Ooh, I'd watch that show. 340 00:14:38,222 --> 00:14:41,662 OK, it's time to slow it down, 341 00:14:41,662 --> 00:14:42,932 boys and boys. 342 00:14:51,816 --> 00:14:53,318 How awful. 343 00:14:53,318 --> 00:14:55,423 Yeah, a terrible way to go. 344 00:14:55,423 --> 00:14:56,893 No, his furniture. 345 00:14:56,993 --> 00:15:00,199 Who mixes Scandinavian minimalism with shabby chic? 346 00:15:00,299 --> 00:15:01,903 Ugh. 347 00:15:02,003 --> 00:15:03,840 "While you were chasing this idiot around, 348 00:15:03,840 --> 00:15:06,746 I was completing my brilliant crime." 349 00:15:06,846 --> 00:15:07,949 Hmm. 350 00:15:08,049 --> 00:15:10,419 The top of the page is missing. 351 00:15:11,789 --> 00:15:15,396 Gee, sure was nice of the killer to use recycled paper. 352 00:15:15,396 --> 00:15:17,467 We should all be looking out for future generations 353 00:15:17,568 --> 00:15:18,603 like that. 354 00:15:18,603 --> 00:15:21,609 Future generations. 355 00:15:21,609 --> 00:15:22,945 My child-spawn! 356 00:15:27,855 --> 00:15:29,057 Oh, my baby! 357 00:15:29,157 --> 00:15:30,126 What happened, even though I know, 358 00:15:30,293 --> 00:15:32,632 since I've been warning you about it the whole time. 359 00:15:32,732 --> 00:15:34,134 Oh, you're frozen! 360 00:15:34,134 --> 00:15:36,873 Take these to warm you up. 361 00:15:36,873 --> 00:15:39,144 Where'd you go? 362 00:15:39,144 --> 00:15:41,281 A lovely boy. 363 00:15:41,381 --> 00:15:45,524 A shame his father's duties leave no time for love. 364 00:15:45,524 --> 00:15:49,999 Parents truly block out the sun, don't they, Marvin? 365 00:15:49,999 --> 00:15:52,470 Uh, you already said that earlier. 366 00:15:52,605 --> 00:15:54,007 I did? 367 00:15:54,107 --> 00:15:58,015 Then perhaps it's important. 368 00:15:58,015 --> 00:15:59,418 Oh, I knew this would happen. 369 00:15:59,418 --> 00:16:01,923 So, what's next in the Bad Dad Olympics? 370 00:16:02,023 --> 00:16:03,326 It was a mistake. 371 00:16:03,326 --> 00:16:05,764 Let me prove I'm not the man who checked into a motel 372 00:16:05,864 --> 00:16:07,868 under your credit card for five years. 373 00:16:07,868 --> 00:16:11,609 You don't need to prove that to me. 374 00:16:11,609 --> 00:16:13,412 Right. 375 00:16:13,412 --> 00:16:15,750 I need to prove it to myself. - No. 376 00:16:15,750 --> 00:16:17,755 Prove it to Lieutenant Kang? 377 00:16:17,888 --> 00:16:19,090 The Chief? My dad? 378 00:16:19,190 --> 00:16:20,927 No, your dad. The town? 379 00:16:21,028 --> 00:16:22,163 Seems a bit much, but I'll do whatever 380 00:16:22,263 --> 00:16:23,801 it takes to get my old life back. 381 00:16:27,073 --> 00:16:29,044 You can't quit, Marvin. 382 00:16:29,044 --> 00:16:30,948 Our one lead has freezer burn. 383 00:16:30,948 --> 00:16:32,316 My ex won't have me. 384 00:16:32,316 --> 00:16:35,055 And I just found out Pete Davidson broke up with-- 385 00:16:35,055 --> 00:16:37,093 Name TBD. Fill in in post. 386 00:16:37,193 --> 00:16:39,064 I'd do anything to be a detective, 387 00:16:39,164 --> 00:16:41,234 and you're just throwing it in the trash? 388 00:16:41,334 --> 00:16:42,705 At least write down your feelings 389 00:16:42,705 --> 00:16:44,040 on the Chief's notepad. 390 00:16:44,040 --> 00:16:48,015 Make a pros and cons list, and then decide. 391 00:16:48,015 --> 00:16:49,919 Chief's notepad? 392 00:16:49,919 --> 00:16:52,525 Look! The paper matches perfectly. 393 00:16:52,525 --> 00:16:54,193 The Chief is the killer! 394 00:16:54,193 --> 00:16:58,235 Look at me, I solved the case, Flute, I solved the case! 395 00:16:58,235 --> 00:17:00,974 See, Kang, you don't need me. My family doesn't need me. 396 00:17:00,974 --> 00:17:02,945 Even crime doesn't need me. 397 00:17:02,945 --> 00:17:05,216 I'll be at the bar if anyone needs me, 398 00:17:05,316 --> 00:17:08,757 which nobody will, as I've just clearly stated. 399 00:17:27,260 --> 00:17:31,970 Parents truly block out the sun, don't they, Marvin? 400 00:17:31,970 --> 00:17:33,507 What are you saying? 401 00:17:33,607 --> 00:17:35,578 What does that mean? 402 00:17:38,148 --> 00:17:40,921 You should know what it means. 403 00:17:41,021 --> 00:17:45,897 You've been guilty of it all along. 404 00:17:45,897 --> 00:17:48,002 I'm trying to be poetic here. 405 00:17:48,002 --> 00:17:50,139 Don't make me spell it out. 406 00:17:50,239 --> 00:17:53,580 But I don't get what this has to do with my son. 407 00:17:53,580 --> 00:17:56,619 Sun, son. 408 00:18:01,763 --> 00:18:04,835 Wait, it's not the Chief. 409 00:18:04,835 --> 00:18:06,873 It's the Chief! 410 00:18:08,977 --> 00:18:10,345 You're under arrest for the murders 411 00:18:10,446 --> 00:18:12,751 of two people whose names I really should have remembered. 412 00:18:12,851 --> 00:18:14,020 Why would I do this? 413 00:18:14,154 --> 00:18:16,024 I have no motive. 414 00:18:16,024 --> 00:18:18,630 I got your motive right here. 415 00:18:18,630 --> 00:18:20,199 Case closed. 416 00:18:20,199 --> 00:18:23,071 That's not what motive means. 417 00:18:23,172 --> 00:18:25,310 But it-- it does the matchy thing. 418 00:18:25,410 --> 00:18:27,446 Chief's innocent. The notepad isn't hers. 419 00:18:27,581 --> 00:18:29,919 She doesn't believe in climate change, 420 00:18:29,919 --> 00:18:32,056 therefore she'd never buy recycled. 421 00:18:32,056 --> 00:18:34,060 Duh! It's a scam. 422 00:18:34,060 --> 00:18:35,797 They want us to pay more for something 423 00:18:35,897 --> 00:18:37,534 that's already been used? 424 00:18:37,667 --> 00:18:38,468 Pff, right. 425 00:18:38,468 --> 00:18:40,907 So if it's not the Chief, then who? 426 00:18:41,007 --> 00:18:43,078 The poor little boy in her shadow. 427 00:18:45,617 --> 00:18:47,855 You wanted to be a detective, but your mom never let you. 428 00:18:47,855 --> 00:18:50,259 So you planted a flute in that poor kid's butt, 429 00:18:50,359 --> 00:18:52,463 knowing I'd put the pieces together and nail the Chief. 430 00:18:52,463 --> 00:18:55,136 And then, when she's no longer blocking out the sun, 431 00:18:55,236 --> 00:18:57,206 then you, her son, different spelling, 432 00:18:57,206 --> 00:18:59,912 get to be a detective at last. 433 00:18:59,912 --> 00:19:02,083 Uh, yeah, pretty much exactly. 434 00:19:02,083 --> 00:19:06,491 So where is Abigail? 435 00:19:14,809 --> 00:19:16,177 Hi! 436 00:19:28,903 --> 00:19:30,406 My tanks... 437 00:19:30,507 --> 00:19:32,811 to Flute, for saving my daughter. 438 00:19:34,380 --> 00:19:36,686 I got something that belongs to you. 439 00:19:36,786 --> 00:19:38,221 Badgey! 440 00:19:38,221 --> 00:19:40,693 Wait, first, there's somebody I need to see. 441 00:19:46,071 --> 00:19:49,377 Harm, you were right, we can't pick up where we left off. 442 00:19:49,377 --> 00:19:53,152 But maybe we can start where we are right now. 443 00:19:53,252 --> 00:19:55,389 I just want to give my son everything he needs. 444 00:19:55,389 --> 00:19:58,663 And I guess that includes you. 445 00:19:58,663 --> 00:20:00,734 I learned a vital lesson today, child person. 446 00:20:00,734 --> 00:20:05,442 The only one I need to prove I've changed to is you. 447 00:20:05,543 --> 00:20:07,413 Otherwise, you'll turn into a twisted sicko like Stewart 448 00:20:07,413 --> 00:20:09,852 and frame me for a murder I didn't commit. 449 00:20:09,852 --> 00:20:11,622 May I? 450 00:20:11,722 --> 00:20:13,125 You may. 451 00:20:21,408 --> 00:20:23,846 Grimsburg, I promised myself I'd never come back, 452 00:20:23,846 --> 00:20:26,552 and yet somehow, it's this place where I feel like maybe, 453 00:20:26,552 --> 00:20:28,657 just maybe, I'll solve the one mystery 454 00:20:28,657 --> 00:20:31,696 I've never been able to crack--myself. 455 00:20:31,696 --> 00:20:34,635 Oh, and the mystery of where I put my suede desert boots. 456 00:20:34,735 --> 00:20:37,575 And if there's time, maybe how to use the self-checkout lane. 457 00:20:37,575 --> 00:20:39,177 I've literally never done it without the person 458 00:20:39,277 --> 00:20:40,547 having to come over, and at that point, 459 00:20:40,547 --> 00:20:42,183 why can't they just check me out? 460 00:20:42,284 --> 00:20:43,720 Wow, this is a pretty cool shot. 461 00:20:43,720 --> 00:20:45,456 It seems like they're putting some real money behind this. 462 00:20:45,557 --> 00:20:47,794 That's got to be a good sign. 463 00:20:52,470 --> 00:20:55,209 So your pop's moving into the basement, hmm? 464 00:20:55,309 --> 00:20:57,213 Together under one roof again. 465 00:20:57,213 --> 00:20:59,050 This is what we've been dreaming of! 466 00:20:59,050 --> 00:21:00,252 Speak for yourself. 467 00:21:00,352 --> 00:21:02,356 I've been dreaming about meeting Phoebe Bridgers. 468 00:21:02,356 --> 00:21:04,461 All we need now is a little nudge 469 00:21:04,461 --> 00:21:07,100 to get them all the way back together. 470 00:21:07,100 --> 00:21:08,970 Easy. You flood the basement. 471 00:21:09,070 --> 00:21:10,707 When your dad starts to drown, 472 00:21:10,707 --> 00:21:13,947 your mom is forced to save him and they're back in love. 473 00:21:13,947 --> 00:21:16,151 Or you all drown there, 474 00:21:16,151 --> 00:21:18,088 and become a big happy family in heaven. 475 00:21:18,088 --> 00:21:21,328 Or, I give them love letters I wrote 476 00:21:21,328 --> 00:21:23,298 and say they're from the other person. 477 00:21:23,298 --> 00:21:24,502 Eh, that works too. 478 00:21:24,602 --> 00:21:26,539 But if you do go with that one, 479 00:21:26,639 --> 00:21:29,076 you probably want to shut off the main water valve, 480 00:21:29,076 --> 00:21:31,582 like right now.