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♪ Don't go ♪
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You're a really good kisser.
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My dad was so wrong about you.
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Wait, your dad thought
I'd be a bad kisser?
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Marcus.
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Don't Marcus me, Abigail.
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Kissing's supes important
to me.
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I've been practicing
all day on my mom's
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favorite throw pillow!
- What is that?
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You know, the smaller
pillows on a couch.
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More decorative than practical.
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Oh, my God, no!
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Yes, and now the pillow's
all wet and my mom is pissed.
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Do you even like me?
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- No!
- I knew it.
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Which is why I've
also been practicing
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on your best friend.
Sorry, Abigail,
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but I think it's time
for me to move on--
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Dot org.
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I knew you'd regret it.
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No, I was screaming
because
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someone just chopped
your head off.
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Oh, so the whole time
you were warning me.
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That is so us.
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Kiss me.
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No!
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Huh?
You want some more?
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No, you are!
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Get out of here!
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If this is about the screaming,
some whack job
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stuck his head in my window
and kept calling me a failure.
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But I took care of him.
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Marvin Flute.
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I should've known you'd be
Friday drunk on a Tuesday.
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Lieutenant Kang.
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You're like my college
alumni donation department.
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You can somehow
find me anywhere.
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We got a case
only you can solve,
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and an opening on
the cornhole team
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for this weekend's Cornament.
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Did you forget you took
my badge, Lieutenant?
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Now if you'll excuse me, I got
to get back to the only things
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I'm good at anymore--
drinking myself to death,
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and painstakingly crafting
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Mid-Century modern
dollhouse furniture.
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Oh, little tiny chair
in your little perfect world.
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Oh, what I'd give to spin
around on you and go whee!
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But I'm too big.
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I would crush you.
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And that would crush me.
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Well, then, I guess you
don't want this back.
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Badgey!
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I missed ya, girl.
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Have you seen Cuffy?
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What about Crime Tapey?
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Not until you crack
this week's
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bizarre, unsolvable case.
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Dare I go back
to Grimsburg,
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the town I left behind like a
perfectly-timed elevator fart?
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A place permanently cursed
a century ago
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by a virgin sacrifice
gone sideways.
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A city so full of vice,
they named it twice,
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then realized
that sounded dumb,
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so they went back to
just the one word.
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Grim--wait, hold on.
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Mm.
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Wow, big bite.
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Ah.
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Grimsburg.
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You got a cough, Petunia?
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Worse, I'm alive,
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and I have a single hair
in the back of my throat.
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It's been bugging me
for like three days.
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It's literally the worst.
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There he is!
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Excited to meet ya, partner.
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I'm not partnering up
with a robot.
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I'm technically a cyborg.
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I lost exactly 74.2% of my body
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in a freak
merry-go-round smash-up,
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but the good folks
at Grimsburg Cybernetics
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rebuilt me to be
faster and stronger!
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What's that?
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They had to move some stuff
around after the accident.
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If we're going
to be partners,
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I only got one rule--
I don't play by the rules.
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Even that one.
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So I play by the rules,
my rules.
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And I've only got one rule--
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I don't play by--
by the rules.
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There's just
never a right time
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for a double teen homicide.
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Looks like the boy didn't
make it, but the girl...
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Oh...
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I'm not sure you're supposed
to be touching the evidence--
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Quiet!
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I'm going into my crime mind.
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Crime mind.
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The girl,
she ran for her life.
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You go on.
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Just a stitch.
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I'll catch up, I'll catch up.
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♪ Hey, mama,
will you be my lover ♪
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♪ 'Cause I need you
in my life ♪
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Whoa!
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Jumping jacks are back!
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You, with the great hair,
where did he take the girl?
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Bro, you're barking up
the wrong--
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My treenis!
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Thank God,
the girl's still alive.
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But the killer is taunting us.
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And he's got absolutely
gorgeous penmanship.
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Look at the loops on those L's!
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- Look!
- Backhoe tracks.
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From the Kubota
L-39 diesel used
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to deliver this block of ice.
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- We find that Kubota--
- We find the killer.
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We find the killer--
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We find the girl.
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We find the girl--
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No, that's it.
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We, that--we--
that's it.
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Mind if I ask you a couple of
questions for the local news?
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Sorry, ma'am,
but this is a crime scene.
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Oh, I can see that.
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It seems someone stole
this man's looks.
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Nice try,
but the only crime here
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is that belt with those boots.
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And the decapitation.
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Ah, I forgot what
it's like watching you
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tear into a carcass.
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Just one of the many perks
of having a wife
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who was raised by bears.
- Ex-wife.
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And I'm more than just a woman
who was raised by bears.
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You're right.
That was insensitive.
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Um, I was raised by bears,
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so I think I'm tough enough
to take it.
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So, anything you can
tell me about the case?
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It's an active investigation.
You know I can't.
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Just like you can't ask
one question about
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the son you haven't seen
in years.
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I'm fairly sure he's fine.
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Right, pal?
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Oh, I'm great,
now that you called me pal.
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Pal.
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Hey, hey.
Don't fall for it, Stan.
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He's just coming back to
face-fudge this family again.
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I wouldn't say no
to a little face-fudging.
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What do you want?
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This.
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You and I, mixing it up,
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the lightly simmering tension
of will we or won't we,
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and if we do, which positions.
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Come on, admit it.
You need me too.
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Ugh, please.
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I have got everything covered.
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Even taught Stan how to catch.
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Ugh!
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With his face.
Good one, baby!
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See?
We don't need you at all.
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Well, actually,
this weekend is
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the annual Father-Son Dance.
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And I'll just
put on a mustache
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and take you like I do
every year, hon.
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No need, because
the stache is back
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and ready to prove he's
here to stay, probably.
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Fine.
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But you better
not make me regret this,
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even though I know you're
going to make me regret this.
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Let's go get you
an ill-fitting suit, Stan.
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Don't worry boy son,
we're going to
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duct tape this
broken family back together
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faster than you can say
hereditary schizophrenia.
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Which you also
don't need to worry about,
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unless you're still
seeing your imaginary
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skeleton friend.
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The one who made you
pull the fire alarm.
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Nope.
Therapy's working great.
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Bye.
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He bought it, Stanny!
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Now all we got to do
is make sure
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he never talks
to your therapist.
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Just like us.
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Mr. Flesh, now we can
finally start our plan
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to get my parents
back together!
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And it's going to work, too,
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because all of my plans work,
aside from the dead bird one.
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Now, let's get you
ready for that dance!
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Are you familiar with
the end of "Dirty Dancing"?
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Glad you're back, Flute.
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This place has been
dead without you.
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I'm fun.
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Hey, Wynona, are you
wearing a new scent?
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I love it!
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It's formaldehyde.
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Ooh, look who it is.
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The man who puts
the "ten" in Lieutenant.
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You ever put that ten
anywhere else?
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Body's still off-gassing.
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That note was
a perfect B-flat.
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There must be
something inside him.
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I keep forgetting
to check both sides.
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Wowie.
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A flute!
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The killer must be trying
to make contact with you.
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Good thing your
name's not piano.
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Yeah, 'cause then he'd have
a piano in his butt.
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That'd be messed up.
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Summers, a boy is dead.
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Kang was the one
who suggested
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we bring you back
for this case.
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I said we'd be
better off deputizing
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an alcoholic alley cat.
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I was wrong.
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The mayor needs
his daughter found
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before the opening
of the new casino!
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Which he also happens to own.
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Shut your spit maker,
Stewart.
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- Sorry, Mom.
- Mom?
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Hi, I'm Stewart.
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I just passed
the detective exam,
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but apparently
I'm much more valuable
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taking notes as her secretary.
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Never knew you
had a kid, Chief.
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Anything else I don't know?
- Let's see.
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I'm a climate change-denying
Flat-Earther
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whose 23andMe confirmed
I'm 12% Sasquatch.
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Now that we're caught up on me,
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if you don't find Abigail
by Friday,
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I'm taking
that loaner badge back
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and throwing you off the edge
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of this appropriately-warm
frisbee we call a planet!
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30 years ago
at this school,
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I had the most brilliant
teacher of my life.
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Then 10 years ago, I sent him
to prison for the rest of his.
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Faced with a teacher shortage,
the city ordered him
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to finish serving out
his sentence working here,
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which is how the man who was
once my greatest mentor
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has now become one of
my biggest nemesise,
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nemeses, nemesisis, nemesi.
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Ugh.
Just remind me to ask him.
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He'll know.
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Dr. Rufis Pentos.
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How's the ankle bracelet?
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Itchy, I hope.
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Oh, Marvin,
how you've changed.
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What misfortune has twisted you
into this pot-bellied shadow
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that cowers before me now?
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The unrelenting cruelty
of human existence.
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And a brief addiction
to Roblox.
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So have you returned to
play our little game
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of cat and lesser animal
than a cat?
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I'm not here to play,
Pentos,
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so don't try to get in my head.
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I wouldn't dream of it.
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Interesting jacket
you're wearing.
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What?
What do you mean?
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00:10:26,553 --> 00:10:28,123
The cut's not flattering
or the color?
259
00:10:28,123 --> 00:10:29,191
Get out of my head!
260
00:10:29,324 --> 00:10:31,162
But there's so much room.
261
00:10:32,330 --> 00:10:33,600
Um, Dr. Pentos.
262
00:10:33,700 --> 00:10:34,836
- Hi!
- My wife and I--
263
00:10:34,936 --> 00:10:36,339
Oh, of course,
my office hours--
264
00:10:36,339 --> 00:10:37,675
feel you're forcing
our introverted Franny--
265
00:10:37,675 --> 00:10:39,111
- OK.
- To read aloud--
266
00:10:39,111 --> 00:10:40,548
Perhaps we can find--
is vocal discrimination.
267
00:10:40,548 --> 00:10:42,952
OK, thank you.
268
00:10:42,952 --> 00:10:45,657
Now,
what deliciously dark crime
269
00:10:45,657 --> 00:10:48,062
do you seek help with
this time?
270
00:10:48,062 --> 00:10:49,331
Murder?
271
00:10:49,431 --> 00:10:50,868
Kidnapping?
272
00:10:50,868 --> 00:10:54,107
The missing bagels from
the faculty break room?
273
00:10:54,107 --> 00:10:55,476
Twasn't I.
274
00:10:55,611 --> 00:10:57,749
Recognize this?
275
00:10:57,849 --> 00:11:00,755
Where ever did you find her?
276
00:11:00,855 --> 00:11:03,059
No, no, no,
don't put that in your--oh.
277
00:11:03,159 --> 00:11:04,629
Interesting.
278
00:11:04,729 --> 00:11:07,769
Its keys have been altered
to only play B-flat.
279
00:11:07,869 --> 00:11:10,607
Some ruffians stole it from
my classroom two days ago,
280
00:11:10,607 --> 00:11:16,018
but I simply have
no idea how he got in.
281
00:11:19,024 --> 00:11:21,930
Best of luck finding
poor Miss Abigail,
282
00:11:22,030 --> 00:11:25,537
whose only crime was growing up
in her father's shadow.
283
00:11:25,537 --> 00:11:30,480
Parents truly block out
the sun, don't they, Marvin?
284
00:11:30,480 --> 00:11:32,918
Don't they?
Don't they?
285
00:11:33,018 --> 00:11:36,893
Do not they!
286
00:11:39,665 --> 00:11:41,368
So sorry, what can we do
to make Franny
287
00:11:41,468 --> 00:11:43,774
feel less triggered, hm?
288
00:11:43,774 --> 00:11:45,745
And Mayor Dilquez,
how are you coping
289
00:11:45,745 --> 00:11:47,180
with your daughter's
disappearance?
290
00:11:47,180 --> 00:11:50,687
It is still hard for me to
even believe she is missing.
291
00:11:50,687 --> 00:11:54,729
The opening of
Grimsburg's first casino!
292
00:11:54,729 --> 00:11:57,033
This town will finally
be known for something
293
00:11:57,033 --> 00:12:00,406
other than our unusually
high number of killer clowns.
294
00:12:00,406 --> 00:12:02,545
But, it is sad.
295
00:12:02,645 --> 00:12:03,980
Marvy Marvs!
296
00:12:04,081 --> 00:12:05,684
I need to ask you
some questions.
297
00:12:05,785 --> 00:12:07,821
Um, I am in the middle
of an interview.
298
00:12:07,821 --> 00:12:09,826
And I'm in the middle
of an investigation,
299
00:12:09,926 --> 00:12:11,563
which trumps your interview.
- Nu-uh.
300
00:12:11,663 --> 00:12:13,399
Freedom of the press.
- Yuh-huh.
301
00:12:13,399 --> 00:12:14,702
Obstruction of justice.
302
00:12:14,802 --> 00:12:16,673
Shouldn't you be getting
ready for the dance?
303
00:12:16,673 --> 00:12:18,142
Shouldn't you
be not asking me
304
00:12:18,142 --> 00:12:19,845
if I shouldn't be doing stuff?
305
00:12:19,945 --> 00:12:22,551
Heh, heh, I'm not sure
what's going on here, but--
306
00:12:22,651 --> 00:12:23,720
- Summers!
- Back off, R2!
307
00:12:23,887 --> 00:12:26,560
Do you two mind not flirt
fighting in front of my wife?
308
00:12:28,731 --> 00:12:31,235
This has been
really tough on her.
309
00:12:31,335 --> 00:12:36,245
Hon, I'm going to talk
to these detectives, OK?
310
00:12:36,345 --> 00:12:38,584
Well,
someone here may be involved
311
00:12:38,584 --> 00:12:40,120
in Abigail's disappearance.
312
00:12:40,120 --> 00:12:43,526
I assure you, all my guys
have been karmically vetted.
313
00:12:47,434 --> 00:12:49,672
Oh, bollocks.
314
00:12:49,672 --> 00:12:51,876
Kubota backhoe.
He's the Ice Block Killer.
315
00:12:51,976 --> 00:12:54,414
Get him!
- Chase Mode activated.
316
00:13:02,231 --> 00:13:04,769
If you want to run along,
I'll catch up.
317
00:13:13,987 --> 00:13:17,393
Still wearing that jacket?
Oh.
318
00:13:17,493 --> 00:13:19,465
Get out of my he--oh!
319
00:13:22,170 --> 00:13:24,709
Brake Mode, Brake Mode!
320
00:13:24,809 --> 00:13:27,213
We scoured
the suspect's place.
321
00:13:27,213 --> 00:13:28,148
Bupkis.
322
00:13:28,248 --> 00:13:31,622
Kid, speaking as your mentor
slash work daddy,
323
00:13:31,723 --> 00:13:33,727
detectives and criminals
are locked in
324
00:13:33,727 --> 00:13:36,098
a long, mysterious dance.
325
00:13:36,098 --> 00:13:40,941
One big, cosmic dance.
326
00:13:42,912 --> 00:13:45,784
Jonathan Taylor Thomas!
I got to go.
327
00:14:00,747 --> 00:14:02,518
Don't be a baby, Stan.
328
00:14:02,518 --> 00:14:04,288
He'll be here.
329
00:14:10,032 --> 00:14:13,071
Uh, didn't we already
clear the suspect's place?
330
00:14:13,172 --> 00:14:15,076
The word dance reminded me
of music,
331
00:14:15,076 --> 00:14:17,515
and I remembered that
the flute was tuned to B-flat.
332
00:14:17,615 --> 00:14:18,950
The suspect is British,
333
00:14:19,050 --> 00:14:20,787
and British people
call apartments flats.
334
00:14:20,787 --> 00:14:22,692
B-flat. Flat B.
335
00:14:22,692 --> 00:14:24,428
In other words, apartment B.
336
00:14:24,529 --> 00:14:26,933
He's been leading us to--
337
00:14:26,933 --> 00:14:28,202
Be best friends!
338
00:14:28,302 --> 00:14:30,574
Detective Jesus,
take the wheel.
339
00:14:30,674 --> 00:14:32,678
Ooh, I'd watch that show.
340
00:14:38,222 --> 00:14:41,662
OK, it's time
to slow it down,
341
00:14:41,662 --> 00:14:42,932
boys and boys.
342
00:14:51,816 --> 00:14:53,318
How awful.
343
00:14:53,318 --> 00:14:55,423
Yeah, a terrible way to go.
344
00:14:55,423 --> 00:14:56,893
No, his furniture.
345
00:14:56,993 --> 00:15:00,199
Who mixes Scandinavian
minimalism with shabby chic?
346
00:15:00,299 --> 00:15:01,903
Ugh.
347
00:15:02,003 --> 00:15:03,840
"While you were chasing
this idiot around,
348
00:15:03,840 --> 00:15:06,746
I was completing
my brilliant crime."
349
00:15:06,846 --> 00:15:07,949
Hmm.
350
00:15:08,049 --> 00:15:10,419
The top of the page is missing.
351
00:15:11,789 --> 00:15:15,396
Gee, sure was nice of the
killer to use recycled paper.
352
00:15:15,396 --> 00:15:17,467
We should all be looking out
for future generations
353
00:15:17,568 --> 00:15:18,603
like that.
354
00:15:18,603 --> 00:15:21,609
Future generations.
355
00:15:21,609 --> 00:15:22,945
My child-spawn!
356
00:15:27,855 --> 00:15:29,057
Oh, my baby!
357
00:15:29,157 --> 00:15:30,126
What happened,
even though I know,
358
00:15:30,293 --> 00:15:32,632
since I've been warning you
about it the whole time.
359
00:15:32,732 --> 00:15:34,134
Oh, you're frozen!
360
00:15:34,134 --> 00:15:36,873
Take these to warm you up.
361
00:15:36,873 --> 00:15:39,144
Where'd you go?
362
00:15:39,144 --> 00:15:41,281
A lovely boy.
363
00:15:41,381 --> 00:15:45,524
A shame his father's duties
leave no time for love.
364
00:15:45,524 --> 00:15:49,999
Parents truly block out
the sun, don't they, Marvin?
365
00:15:49,999 --> 00:15:52,470
Uh, you already
said that earlier.
366
00:15:52,605 --> 00:15:54,007
I did?
367
00:15:54,107 --> 00:15:58,015
Then perhaps it's important.
368
00:15:58,015 --> 00:15:59,418
Oh, I knew this would happen.
369
00:15:59,418 --> 00:16:01,923
So, what's next in
the Bad Dad Olympics?
370
00:16:02,023 --> 00:16:03,326
It was a mistake.
371
00:16:03,326 --> 00:16:05,764
Let me prove I'm not the man
who checked into a motel
372
00:16:05,864 --> 00:16:07,868
under your credit card
for five years.
373
00:16:07,868 --> 00:16:11,609
You don't need to
prove that to me.
374
00:16:11,609 --> 00:16:13,412
Right.
375
00:16:13,412 --> 00:16:15,750
I need to prove it to myself.
- No.
376
00:16:15,750 --> 00:16:17,755
Prove it to Lieutenant Kang?
377
00:16:17,888 --> 00:16:19,090
The Chief?
My dad?
378
00:16:19,190 --> 00:16:20,927
No, your dad.
The town?
379
00:16:21,028 --> 00:16:22,163
Seems a bit much,
but I'll do whatever
380
00:16:22,263 --> 00:16:23,801
it takes to get
my old life back.
381
00:16:27,073 --> 00:16:29,044
You can't quit, Marvin.
382
00:16:29,044 --> 00:16:30,948
Our one lead
has freezer burn.
383
00:16:30,948 --> 00:16:32,316
My ex won't have me.
384
00:16:32,316 --> 00:16:35,055
And I just found out
Pete Davidson broke up with--
385
00:16:35,055 --> 00:16:37,093
Name TBD.
Fill in in post.
386
00:16:37,193 --> 00:16:39,064
I'd do anything
to be a detective,
387
00:16:39,164 --> 00:16:41,234
and you're just throwing it
in the trash?
388
00:16:41,334 --> 00:16:42,705
At least write down
your feelings
389
00:16:42,705 --> 00:16:44,040
on the Chief's notepad.
390
00:16:44,040 --> 00:16:48,015
Make a pros and cons list,
and then decide.
391
00:16:48,015 --> 00:16:49,919
Chief's notepad?
392
00:16:49,919 --> 00:16:52,525
Look!
The paper matches perfectly.
393
00:16:52,525 --> 00:16:54,193
The Chief is the killer!
394
00:16:54,193 --> 00:16:58,235
Look at me, I solved the case,
Flute, I solved the case!
395
00:16:58,235 --> 00:17:00,974
See, Kang, you don't need me.
My family doesn't need me.
396
00:17:00,974 --> 00:17:02,945
Even crime doesn't need me.
397
00:17:02,945 --> 00:17:05,216
I'll be at the bar
if anyone needs me,
398
00:17:05,316 --> 00:17:08,757
which nobody will,
as I've just clearly stated.
399
00:17:27,260 --> 00:17:31,970
Parents truly block out
the sun, don't they, Marvin?
400
00:17:31,970 --> 00:17:33,507
What are you saying?
401
00:17:33,607 --> 00:17:35,578
What does that mean?
402
00:17:38,148 --> 00:17:40,921
You should know
what it means.
403
00:17:41,021 --> 00:17:45,897
You've been guilty of it
all along.
404
00:17:45,897 --> 00:17:48,002
I'm trying to be poetic here.
405
00:17:48,002 --> 00:17:50,139
Don't make me spell it out.
406
00:17:50,239 --> 00:17:53,580
But I don't get what
this has to do with my son.
407
00:17:53,580 --> 00:17:56,619
Sun, son.
408
00:18:01,763 --> 00:18:04,835
Wait, it's not the Chief.
409
00:18:04,835 --> 00:18:06,873
It's the Chief!
410
00:18:08,977 --> 00:18:10,345
You're under arrest
for the murders
411
00:18:10,446 --> 00:18:12,751
of two people whose names I
really should have remembered.
412
00:18:12,851 --> 00:18:14,020
Why would I do this?
413
00:18:14,154 --> 00:18:16,024
I have no motive.
414
00:18:16,024 --> 00:18:18,630
I got your motive right here.
415
00:18:18,630 --> 00:18:20,199
Case closed.
416
00:18:20,199 --> 00:18:23,071
That's not what motive means.
417
00:18:23,172 --> 00:18:25,310
But it--
it does the matchy thing.
418
00:18:25,410 --> 00:18:27,446
Chief's innocent.
The notepad isn't hers.
419
00:18:27,581 --> 00:18:29,919
She doesn't believe
in climate change,
420
00:18:29,919 --> 00:18:32,056
therefore she'd
never buy recycled.
421
00:18:32,056 --> 00:18:34,060
Duh!
It's a scam.
422
00:18:34,060 --> 00:18:35,797
They want us to pay
more for something
423
00:18:35,897 --> 00:18:37,534
that's already been used?
424
00:18:37,667 --> 00:18:38,468
Pff, right.
425
00:18:38,468 --> 00:18:40,907
So if it's not
the Chief, then who?
426
00:18:41,007 --> 00:18:43,078
The poor little boy
in her shadow.
427
00:18:45,617 --> 00:18:47,855
You wanted to be a detective,
but your mom never let you.
428
00:18:47,855 --> 00:18:50,259
So you planted a flute
in that poor kid's butt,
429
00:18:50,359 --> 00:18:52,463
knowing I'd put the pieces
together and nail the Chief.
430
00:18:52,463 --> 00:18:55,136
And then, when she's no longer
blocking out the sun,
431
00:18:55,236 --> 00:18:57,206
then you, her son,
different spelling,
432
00:18:57,206 --> 00:18:59,912
get to be a detective at last.
433
00:18:59,912 --> 00:19:02,083
Uh, yeah,
pretty much exactly.
434
00:19:02,083 --> 00:19:06,491
So where is Abigail?
435
00:19:14,809 --> 00:19:16,177
Hi!
436
00:19:28,903 --> 00:19:30,406
My tanks...
437
00:19:30,507 --> 00:19:32,811
to Flute,
for saving my daughter.
438
00:19:34,380 --> 00:19:36,686
I got something
that belongs to you.
439
00:19:36,786 --> 00:19:38,221
Badgey!
440
00:19:38,221 --> 00:19:40,693
Wait, first,
there's somebody I need to see.
441
00:19:46,071 --> 00:19:49,377
Harm, you were right, we can't
pick up where we left off.
442
00:19:49,377 --> 00:19:53,152
But maybe we can start
where we are right now.
443
00:19:53,252 --> 00:19:55,389
I just want to give my son
everything he needs.
444
00:19:55,389 --> 00:19:58,663
And I guess that includes you.
445
00:19:58,663 --> 00:20:00,734
I learned a vital lesson
today, child person.
446
00:20:00,734 --> 00:20:05,442
The only one I need to prove
I've changed to is you.
447
00:20:05,543 --> 00:20:07,413
Otherwise, you'll turn into
a twisted sicko like Stewart
448
00:20:07,413 --> 00:20:09,852
and frame me for a murder
I didn't commit.
449
00:20:09,852 --> 00:20:11,622
May I?
450
00:20:11,722 --> 00:20:13,125
You may.
451
00:20:21,408 --> 00:20:23,846
Grimsburg, I promised
myself I'd never come back,
452
00:20:23,846 --> 00:20:26,552
and yet somehow, it's this
place where I feel like maybe,
453
00:20:26,552 --> 00:20:28,657
just maybe,
I'll solve the one mystery
454
00:20:28,657 --> 00:20:31,696
I've never been able
to crack--myself.
455
00:20:31,696 --> 00:20:34,635
Oh, and the mystery of where
I put my suede desert boots.
456
00:20:34,735 --> 00:20:37,575
And if there's time, maybe how
to use the self-checkout lane.
457
00:20:37,575 --> 00:20:39,177
I've literally never done it
without the person
458
00:20:39,277 --> 00:20:40,547
having to come over,
and at that point,
459
00:20:40,547 --> 00:20:42,183
why can't they just
check me out?
460
00:20:42,284 --> 00:20:43,720
Wow, this is
a pretty cool shot.
461
00:20:43,720 --> 00:20:45,456
It seems like they're putting
some real money behind this.
462
00:20:45,557 --> 00:20:47,794
That's got to be a good sign.
463
00:20:52,470 --> 00:20:55,209
So your pop's moving
into the basement, hmm?
464
00:20:55,309 --> 00:20:57,213
Together under
one roof again.
465
00:20:57,213 --> 00:20:59,050
This is what we've
been dreaming of!
466
00:20:59,050 --> 00:21:00,252
Speak for yourself.
467
00:21:00,352 --> 00:21:02,356
I've been dreaming about
meeting Phoebe Bridgers.
468
00:21:02,356 --> 00:21:04,461
All we need now
is a little nudge
469
00:21:04,461 --> 00:21:07,100
to get them
all the way back together.
470
00:21:07,100 --> 00:21:08,970
Easy.
You flood the basement.
471
00:21:09,070 --> 00:21:10,707
When your dad starts to drown,
472
00:21:10,707 --> 00:21:13,947
your mom is forced to save him
and they're back in love.
473
00:21:13,947 --> 00:21:16,151
Or you all drown there,
474
00:21:16,151 --> 00:21:18,088
and become
a big happy family in heaven.
475
00:21:18,088 --> 00:21:21,328
Or, I give them
love letters I wrote
476
00:21:21,328 --> 00:21:23,298
and say they're from
the other person.
477
00:21:23,298 --> 00:21:24,502
Eh, that works too.
478
00:21:24,602 --> 00:21:26,539
But if you do go
with that one,
479
00:21:26,639 --> 00:21:29,076
you probably want to shut off
the main water valve,
480
00:21:29,076 --> 00:21:31,582
like right now.