1 00:00:07,591 --> 00:00:10,594 ♪ 777 by Bruno Mars, Anderson .Paak, & Silk Sonic playing ♪ 2 00:00:18,685 --> 00:00:20,020 - Okay, let's go, guys. 3 00:00:21,271 --> 00:00:24,149 ♪ Ayy, now we makin' money, now we makin' money ♪ 4 00:00:24,149 --> 00:00:25,776 ♪ Now we makin' money, one, two, three ♪ 5 00:00:26,652 --> 00:00:30,405 - Guys, come on. We have to go to Kim's. Let's go. 6 00:00:30,405 --> 00:00:33,075 ♪ Blow it real nice for me ♪ 7 00:00:33,075 --> 00:00:34,993 ♪ Yeah, I'm tryna hit a lick ♪ 8 00:00:34,993 --> 00:00:38,330 ♪ And slide to the dealership in the mornin' ♪ 9 00:00:38,330 --> 00:00:39,248 ♪ Why ♪ 10 00:00:39,873 --> 00:00:41,333 - Do you guys wanna go to the barbecue? 11 00:00:41,333 --> 00:00:42,626 KIDS: Yeah! 12 00:00:42,626 --> 00:00:45,629 ♪ They not gon' believe me, but check the recordin', ooh ♪ 13 00:00:49,508 --> 00:00:52,135 ♪ Ayy, now we makin' money, now we makin' money ♪ 14 00:00:52,928 --> 00:00:54,555 PERSON [on phone]: Hello? Hey. KHLOÉ: Hi. 15 00:00:54,555 --> 00:00:56,265 - Oh my gosh. I'm so excited. 16 00:00:56,265 --> 00:00:59,226 I'm at the new house and the construction is almost finished. 17 00:00:59,226 --> 00:01:01,603 PERSON: Oh wow. Amazing. 18 00:01:01,603 --> 00:01:03,647 I'm so happy. Can't wait to see it. 19 00:01:03,647 --> 00:01:06,650 ♪ 'Cause I'm 'bout to go all in ♪ 20 00:01:07,484 --> 00:01:09,945 ♪ I can see the champagne fallin' ♪ 21 00:01:09,945 --> 00:01:12,072 ♪ I got bills to pay, but bills can wait ♪ 22 00:01:12,072 --> 00:01:13,490 ♪ Ah, we ballin' ♪ 23 00:01:13,490 --> 00:01:15,492 ♪ 24 00:01:23,500 --> 00:01:25,711 KENDALL: Hey, Mom, I'm not feeling too great, 25 00:01:25,711 --> 00:01:27,129 so I don't think I'm gonna make it today. 26 00:01:27,129 --> 00:01:29,339 KRIS [on phone]: Oh no. I'm so sorry, honey. 27 00:01:31,842 --> 00:01:33,552 [phone ringing] 28 00:01:33,552 --> 00:01:35,554 - Kylie Cosmetics. How can I help you? 29 00:01:36,889 --> 00:01:38,974 ♪ Yes, I'm faded, pupil's dilated ♪ 30 00:01:38,974 --> 00:01:41,602 ♪ But the man in the mirror sayin', "Gon' get your paper," get it ♪ 31 00:01:41,602 --> 00:01:42,811 ♪ Pretty with some ♪ 32 00:01:42,811 --> 00:01:44,438 - Okay, Kimmy, I'll check on you later. 33 00:01:44,438 --> 00:01:47,191 I have to go leave for the barbecue or I'll be late. 34 00:01:47,191 --> 00:01:49,234 Kylie, we gotta go! 35 00:01:49,234 --> 00:01:50,694 - Babe, we gonna be late. 36 00:01:50,694 --> 00:01:53,572 ♪ Let's gooo ♪ 37 00:01:53,572 --> 00:01:55,282 ♪ Whatever you wanna do, baby ♪ 38 00:01:55,282 --> 00:01:56,909 ♪ I gotcha, I gotcha ♪ 39 00:01:57,659 --> 00:01:58,660 ♪ Oh my god ♪ 40 00:01:59,912 --> 00:02:01,121 ♪ Silk Sonic ♪ 41 00:02:02,289 --> 00:02:04,124 ♪ This the big one, uh ♪ 42 00:02:04,124 --> 00:02:05,459 ♪ You gotta trust your gut ♪ 43 00:02:05,459 --> 00:02:08,337 - Kylie, let's go. We gotta get to Kim's. I don't wanna be late. 44 00:02:08,337 --> 00:02:09,171 - Okay. 45 00:02:09,838 --> 00:02:11,757 ♪ Pretty with some money to blow ♪ 46 00:02:11,757 --> 00:02:14,051 ♪ I'm 'bout to buy Las Vegas after this roll ♪ 47 00:02:14,051 --> 00:02:16,470 ♪ I'm 'bout to buy Las Vegas after this roll ♪ 48 00:02:16,470 --> 00:02:18,013 ♪ Come on, seven, seven, seven, seven ♪ 49 00:02:18,013 --> 00:02:20,224 - Okay, I have to go meet my family now. 50 00:02:20,224 --> 00:02:26,146 - ♪ Ahhh-ha ♪ - ♪ I told ya, I told ya, I told ya ♪ 51 00:02:26,146 --> 00:02:29,483 ♪ Seven, seven, seven, seven, seven, let's gooo ♪ 52 00:02:29,483 --> 00:02:31,318 Yeah, I like all of these. 53 00:02:31,318 --> 00:02:35,948 ♪ Woo, ooh, they can't deal with me, I swear to God ♪ 54 00:02:43,997 --> 00:02:46,375 ♪ Hot Gossip by Vanacore Music playing ♪ 55 00:02:47,334 --> 00:02:49,294 ♪ All around me ♪ 56 00:02:49,294 --> 00:02:53,382 ♪ Wherever I'll be, is where it's at ♪ 57 00:02:56,051 --> 00:02:57,761 ♪ Ha, I never lose ♪ 58 00:02:57,761 --> 00:02:59,638 ♪ I win this race in high-heeled shoes ♪ 59 00:02:59,638 --> 00:03:01,890 ♪ You're a knockoff, I'm the real thing ♪ 60 00:03:01,890 --> 00:03:06,144 ♪ I'm hot, hot, hot, hot, hot gossip, yeah ♪ 61 00:03:06,144 --> 00:03:08,105 - I love that slide... - Yeah. 62 00:03:08,105 --> 00:03:10,065 KIM: ...and ball pit situation. 63 00:03:10,065 --> 00:03:11,525 I, like, wanna own that. 64 00:03:11,525 --> 00:03:14,403 MAN: Do you want it? [laughs] - If it was a different color. 65 00:03:17,823 --> 00:03:20,158 KIM: It's fun to start with a clean slate. 66 00:03:20,158 --> 00:03:22,786 I feel like we've had so much time off filming 67 00:03:22,786 --> 00:03:25,080 that we've, kind of, gone into our own worlds 68 00:03:25,080 --> 00:03:26,623 and done our own thing. 69 00:03:26,623 --> 00:03:31,253 I hate talking about myself, but I'm two years into school. 70 00:03:31,253 --> 00:03:34,756 I am, literally, just studying for the bar. 71 00:03:34,756 --> 00:03:38,552 I'm really working on law school, SKIMS, and being a mom. 72 00:03:38,552 --> 00:03:40,179 - Mommy? - Yeah. 73 00:03:40,971 --> 00:03:43,932 - Here, Mommy. - Okay, I got it. Okay? 74 00:03:43,932 --> 00:03:47,060 I've just been in, like, Mom mode, carpool mode. 75 00:03:47,811 --> 00:03:50,647 Do you wanna go with Dad to the Grammys and be his date? 76 00:03:51,273 --> 00:03:54,026 Just getting it all together at the house. 77 00:03:55,652 --> 00:03:56,486 - Do you wanna swap? 78 00:03:58,155 --> 00:03:59,281 - Okay, there might be one more. 79 00:03:59,281 --> 00:04:00,574 We're working on whining, 80 00:04:00,574 --> 00:04:02,326 but let's go inside 'cause you're really hot. 81 00:04:03,452 --> 00:04:04,286 KIM: Yeah? 82 00:04:06,872 --> 00:04:08,498 - Woo! Was it fun? 83 00:04:09,666 --> 00:04:10,876 - No. M'kay. 84 00:04:10,876 --> 00:04:12,544 To me, that's what's so exciting is 85 00:04:12,544 --> 00:04:15,547 just that side of our lives, like, people don't see. 86 00:04:15,547 --> 00:04:17,299 Like, I cleaned out the playroom today. 87 00:04:17,299 --> 00:04:19,301 Like, that kind of stuff gets me-- 88 00:04:20,093 --> 00:04:23,931 makes me horny to, literally, clean out my [bleep] playroom. 89 00:04:23,931 --> 00:04:26,225 I'm insane. Like, any Mom will get that. 90 00:04:26,225 --> 00:04:29,353 Like, if you have a clean playroom, oh my god. 91 00:04:29,353 --> 00:04:30,812 Like, you can sleep at night. 92 00:04:30,812 --> 00:04:32,231 Oh, here's Mom. 93 00:04:32,231 --> 00:04:35,234 ♪ Ain't Nobody Like Me by Vanacore Music playing ♪ 94 00:04:37,069 --> 00:04:39,363 ♪ Ain't nobody like me, ain't nobody like me ♪ 95 00:04:39,363 --> 00:04:40,989 ♪ Ain't nobody like me ♪ 96 00:04:40,989 --> 00:04:42,658 KRIS: Hi. KIM: You look nice. 97 00:04:42,658 --> 00:04:43,825 - Thank you. 98 00:04:43,825 --> 00:04:45,244 Are you gonna do slime? 99 00:04:48,288 --> 00:04:50,415 - You have a very busy schedule. 100 00:04:50,415 --> 00:04:54,044 Do you know that your schedule is busier than my schedule? 101 00:04:54,044 --> 00:04:57,548 I've been pretty busy since you last saw us. 102 00:04:57,548 --> 00:04:59,925 I get up at 4:00 every morning. 103 00:04:59,925 --> 00:05:01,718 ♪ 104 00:05:01,718 --> 00:05:03,178 [phone ringback tone] How can people 105 00:05:03,178 --> 00:05:05,347 not answer their phone at 7 A.M.? 106 00:05:05,347 --> 00:05:07,307 It's, like-- It's almost lunchtime. 107 00:05:07,808 --> 00:05:10,519 I'm a mom, I'm a grandmother, I'm running businesses. 108 00:05:10,519 --> 00:05:14,690 There's Kylie Cosmetics, and there's Kylie Skin, Kylie Baby, 109 00:05:14,690 --> 00:05:19,862 SKIMS, Good American, 818, KKW Fragrance, 110 00:05:19,862 --> 00:05:22,072 Arthur George, The Hot Sauce Company, 111 00:05:22,072 --> 00:05:23,740 Halfway Dead, Safely. 112 00:05:23,740 --> 00:05:26,660 Can just one person be lazy... in this family? 113 00:05:26,660 --> 00:05:30,080 [exhales] What did I leave out? Probably something. 114 00:05:30,080 --> 00:05:32,791 Cheers, babe. Here's to season-- 115 00:05:32,791 --> 00:05:34,793 - Ninety-two. - A new chapter. 116 00:05:37,796 --> 00:05:39,256 KYLIE: Hey, guys. KIM: Hi. 117 00:05:39,256 --> 00:05:41,425 - Hi. - Look at you, cutie. 118 00:05:41,425 --> 00:05:43,760 - Oh, look at her. 119 00:05:43,760 --> 00:05:46,013 You look so cute. 120 00:05:46,013 --> 00:05:47,973 - You left without me. What? 121 00:05:47,973 --> 00:05:49,183 KRIS: No. - Hm. 122 00:05:49,183 --> 00:05:51,476 - What? - You just made it really obvious. 123 00:05:51,476 --> 00:05:52,686 - That what? 124 00:05:52,686 --> 00:05:53,979 - I know what you're having. 125 00:05:53,979 --> 00:05:55,939 - Everyone just knows what I'm having. 126 00:05:55,939 --> 00:05:57,608 - Why did she make it obvious? - It's so crazy. 127 00:05:57,608 --> 00:06:00,319 I didn't do shit! - 'Cause I c-- I can now see her belly. 128 00:06:00,319 --> 00:06:02,196 - My belly looks the same! 129 00:06:02,196 --> 00:06:06,158 I am very excited to have another baby. 130 00:06:07,910 --> 00:06:09,620 - I'm almost six months now. 131 00:06:09,620 --> 00:06:15,626 For right now, we are keeping the gender just between Travis and I. 132 00:06:15,626 --> 00:06:19,880 We're just waiting for the right moment to tell everyone in a special way. 133 00:06:19,880 --> 00:06:23,008 - I think it's a boy. You're skinnier this way. 134 00:06:23,008 --> 00:06:24,968 - Oh. - You're prettier... 135 00:06:24,968 --> 00:06:27,846 - Uh, how could she get any prettier? KIM: ...than you were last time. 136 00:06:27,846 --> 00:06:30,182 COREY: She's always pretty. - Like, the girls take the beauty 137 00:06:30,182 --> 00:06:32,142 to give it to themselves. 138 00:06:32,142 --> 00:06:34,603 The boys, like, know what's up, 139 00:06:34,603 --> 00:06:37,147 and they just, like, let you be a little bit prettier. 140 00:06:37,689 --> 00:06:42,027 - My whole life is so public. My pregnancy is really public this time. 141 00:06:42,027 --> 00:06:46,740 To have something between just Travis and I feels really special. 142 00:06:46,740 --> 00:06:49,618 It's just fun keeping that to ourselves. 143 00:06:50,202 --> 00:06:51,286 COREY: These kids. 144 00:06:51,286 --> 00:06:54,706 - Everyone in this family takes a secret so seriously. 145 00:06:54,706 --> 00:06:55,999 They're so committed. 146 00:07:01,129 --> 00:07:02,548 KIM: Khloé's here. 147 00:07:02,548 --> 00:07:05,926 - Hi. You look fab. KHLOÉ: Thank you. 148 00:07:05,926 --> 00:07:07,636 - I'm so happy Tristan's here. 149 00:07:07,636 --> 00:07:10,556 Why did I think you were at basketball... already? 150 00:07:10,556 --> 00:07:11,723 TRISTAN: No, um, Sunday. 151 00:07:11,723 --> 00:07:13,892 Sunday, Sunday I leave. - Aww. I'm glad you're here. 152 00:07:13,892 --> 00:07:16,854 - Right now, Tristan and I are just friends, 153 00:07:16,854 --> 00:07:20,148 and I love our relationship that him and I have, 154 00:07:20,148 --> 00:07:25,571 but my biggest focus is being a mom to my beautiful angel, True. 155 00:07:25,571 --> 00:07:27,239 Okay, I'll get it for you. 156 00:07:28,782 --> 00:07:30,117 Tristan? 157 00:07:30,868 --> 00:07:34,037 BOTH [high-pitched]: Hi! 158 00:07:34,037 --> 00:07:37,624 - Let's rub our bellies. I don't have one anymore. 159 00:07:37,624 --> 00:07:40,669 The food looks amazing, if I do say so. 160 00:07:40,669 --> 00:07:45,007 - I think I want regular fries and chicken nuggets. 161 00:07:45,007 --> 00:07:47,259 - I'll have regular fries, too. - Just a little more fries, yeah. 162 00:07:47,259 --> 00:07:51,263 Thank you. - I'm a vegan most of the time. 163 00:07:52,472 --> 00:07:58,478 98% of the time, but today I'm... going wild. 164 00:07:58,478 --> 00:08:00,355 KYLIE: I'm just, like, living a dream over here. 165 00:08:00,355 --> 00:08:03,192 KHLOÉ: Yeah, no, this is a pregnant woman's dream. 166 00:08:03,192 --> 00:08:04,026 - Dream. 167 00:08:05,611 --> 00:08:06,862 - Travis? Yeah. 168 00:08:06,862 --> 00:08:08,864 Travis and Auntie Kourtney are coming. 169 00:08:12,576 --> 00:08:15,662 KRIS: Guys! There they are. [greeting each other] 170 00:08:15,662 --> 00:08:17,497 There they are. 171 00:08:17,497 --> 00:08:18,916 - Talk about short shorts. - Hi! 172 00:08:18,916 --> 00:08:20,667 - What's up? - I know. 173 00:08:20,667 --> 00:08:22,878 - Hi. - Hi. 174 00:08:22,878 --> 00:08:27,174 Living my life without cameras was an absolute dream. 175 00:08:27,174 --> 00:08:30,427 I've been spending a lot of time with my kids, 176 00:08:30,427 --> 00:08:32,971 and I just, like, let life unfold. 177 00:08:33,764 --> 00:08:38,644 So... Travis is my boyfriend, um. 178 00:08:39,144 --> 00:08:42,022 Our homes are a block away from each other. 179 00:08:42,022 --> 00:08:46,276 He was one of my closest friends for, probably, eight years. 180 00:08:46,276 --> 00:08:48,654 We used to work out together all the time, 181 00:08:48,654 --> 00:08:51,406 and just us doing stuff on a friend level, 182 00:08:51,406 --> 00:08:52,950 we could just be ourselves. 183 00:08:53,325 --> 00:08:56,828 We fell in love, and now, he's my boyfriend. 184 00:09:00,707 --> 00:09:05,337 - This is a relationship that I don't think anybody saw coming 185 00:09:05,337 --> 00:09:07,047 because they've known each other for so long, 186 00:09:07,047 --> 00:09:08,549 and they were such good friends. 187 00:09:08,549 --> 00:09:10,342 - I, definitely, saw this coming. 188 00:09:10,342 --> 00:09:15,222 - For years, we have been telling Kourtney that her and Travis should hook up. 189 00:09:15,222 --> 00:09:17,599 - They are so happy, 190 00:09:17,599 --> 00:09:19,643 seem so in love, 191 00:09:19,643 --> 00:09:23,814 and never stop making out, by the way. Like ever. 192 00:09:29,111 --> 00:09:29,945 - What? 193 00:09:32,072 --> 00:09:35,659 Who made that? Who? [laughing] 194 00:09:35,659 --> 00:09:38,745 Who made that? Let me see. - I don't know. 195 00:09:38,745 --> 00:09:39,746 - Let me see. 196 00:09:41,540 --> 00:09:42,541 Click on it. 197 00:09:43,333 --> 00:09:45,961 Ah! [laughing] 198 00:09:45,961 --> 00:09:47,588 Oh, hold on. 199 00:09:49,464 --> 00:09:52,467 Khloé, look at this. KHLOÉ: What? Let me see. 200 00:09:54,678 --> 00:09:55,637 KIM: Khloé, come here. KHLOÉ: I'm coming. 201 00:09:55,637 --> 00:09:57,598 - I feel like you're the only one that would understand. 202 00:09:57,598 --> 00:10:00,309 KHLOÉ: Okay, I'm coming. - I'm not sure what this means. 203 00:10:00,309 --> 00:10:02,895 This is a character on Roblox, but it says-- 204 00:10:04,354 --> 00:10:06,315 - What?! - H-H-- I know that's why I said. 205 00:10:08,775 --> 00:10:10,611 - Oh, it's a game? - Yeah. 206 00:10:10,611 --> 00:10:14,198 - Oh, well, then, we're suing them if it's a game with my name and picture. 207 00:10:14,198 --> 00:10:15,866 There was a picture of my cry face, 208 00:10:15,866 --> 00:10:19,620 and then, I looked at it and it said something super inappropriate, 209 00:10:19,620 --> 00:10:22,039 like, "Kim's New Sex Tape." 210 00:10:22,039 --> 00:10:26,210 No, it was an inappropriate thing that popped up on his Roblox about me, 211 00:10:26,210 --> 00:10:30,756 that says they're leaking something that some-someone said. 212 00:10:30,756 --> 00:10:34,843 This is supposed to be unreleased footage from my old sex tape. 213 00:10:34,843 --> 00:10:40,557 The last thing that I want as a mom is for my past to be brought up 214 00:10:40,557 --> 00:10:42,351 20 years later. 215 00:10:42,351 --> 00:10:46,772 Especially, when it's this big party and my whole family's here. 216 00:10:46,772 --> 00:10:50,526 This is some real embarrassing shit and I need to deal with it, 217 00:10:50,526 --> 00:10:52,444 and I will deal with it. 218 00:10:52,444 --> 00:10:55,280 I just cannot believe this is happening right now. 219 00:10:59,326 --> 00:11:02,162 ♪ I'm all about, all about, all about a good time ♪ 220 00:11:02,871 --> 00:11:03,872 ♪ All about a good time ♪ 221 00:11:03,872 --> 00:11:06,875 ♪ I'm all about, all about, all about the good life ♪ 222 00:11:06,875 --> 00:11:10,754 [screaming, giggling] 223 00:11:10,754 --> 00:11:12,130 KRIS: Okay, let's go outside. 224 00:11:12,673 --> 00:11:14,132 Come on, little lovebirds. 225 00:11:14,132 --> 00:11:15,759 You can make out out there by the table. 226 00:11:15,759 --> 00:11:17,803 [laughing] 227 00:11:17,803 --> 00:11:19,638 - Okay, we're sitting here. - This is you, babe. 228 00:11:19,638 --> 00:11:23,141 - Kendall's not here because she's just got the flu or something. 229 00:11:25,978 --> 00:11:30,190 - I, actually, didn't have the flu. I had COVID and it sucked. 230 00:11:30,190 --> 00:11:32,150 But... you know what? 231 00:11:32,150 --> 00:11:34,528 You're gonna get me for the rest of the season anyways, 232 00:11:34,528 --> 00:11:36,947 and I will be here, so don't you worry. 233 00:11:39,116 --> 00:11:42,327 - Guys, can you believe that this is day one? 234 00:11:42,327 --> 00:11:44,955 - Yeah. - Yeah, I can. Look at all the cameras. 235 00:11:44,955 --> 00:11:46,790 KIM: This is day one. 236 00:11:46,790 --> 00:11:48,917 - I know. I have a little anxiety about it. 237 00:11:48,917 --> 00:11:51,837 KIM: You do? - Just, like, what the [bleep] are we doing again? 238 00:11:51,837 --> 00:11:54,131 - Yeah... same. 239 00:11:54,131 --> 00:11:56,133 - You're gonna be good. Just suck it up, honey. 240 00:11:56,133 --> 00:11:57,426 - Oh, I'm always good. 241 00:11:57,426 --> 00:12:00,470 - So, guys, Mom and I had lunch the other day 242 00:12:00,470 --> 00:12:02,639 with Lorne Michaels from SNL-- 243 00:12:02,639 --> 00:12:04,433 - Yeah? KIM: and they asked me to host it. 244 00:12:05,184 --> 00:12:07,853 And so-- - That is huge. 245 00:12:07,853 --> 00:12:10,564 - But did you say yeah? - I said yes. 246 00:12:10,564 --> 00:12:13,066 - Wait, are you listening to this? KOURTNEY: No, sorry. 247 00:12:13,066 --> 00:12:17,613 - Your sister's gonna host SNL. Saturday Night Live. 248 00:12:17,613 --> 00:12:19,364 - Super. - From New York. 249 00:12:19,364 --> 00:12:21,200 - What, what day is it on? 250 00:12:21,200 --> 00:12:24,244 Everyone around me is like, "You have to do this." 251 00:12:24,244 --> 00:12:26,413 And I get it. It's so cool. 252 00:12:26,413 --> 00:12:28,832 But I always put myself in these situations 253 00:12:28,832 --> 00:12:31,335 that I think I'm fulfilling other people's dreams, 254 00:12:31,335 --> 00:12:33,420 honestly, of, like, my mom's. 255 00:12:33,420 --> 00:12:36,340 I... don't know why I did Dancing with the Stars. 256 00:12:36,340 --> 00:12:37,841 I sucked. 257 00:12:37,841 --> 00:12:40,427 - You just have to come out and sell it and sizzle-- 258 00:12:40,427 --> 00:12:41,553 and, and you didn't. 259 00:12:41,553 --> 00:12:42,804 KIM: Absolutely sucked. 260 00:12:42,804 --> 00:12:46,558 That's just so not me. If you know me, like, I-- It's not me. 261 00:12:46,558 --> 00:12:49,311 I'm just not funny like that. KHLOÉ: You are funny. 262 00:12:49,311 --> 00:12:51,813 It's just timing is everything. KRIS: You just don't know you're funny. 263 00:12:51,813 --> 00:12:52,898 KHLOÉ: But you are funny. 264 00:12:52,898 --> 00:12:55,317 - We've always told you you're not, but you really are. 265 00:12:55,317 --> 00:12:56,235 KRIS: Yeah, you really are. 266 00:12:56,235 --> 00:12:57,861 And you're more funny than you can dance, 267 00:12:57,861 --> 00:12:59,404 so just look at it on the bright side. 268 00:12:59,404 --> 00:13:00,948 - Oh good. Yeah, yeah. KRIS: Yeah. 269 00:13:00,948 --> 00:13:05,077 - Khloé and I are known to be the funny ones, 270 00:13:05,077 --> 00:13:08,914 but, you know, Kim's related to us, so I think she can be funny. 271 00:13:08,914 --> 00:13:10,916 I think she has it in her. 272 00:13:12,125 --> 00:13:14,628 - But also, I'm, like, kind of, like, going back and forth, 273 00:13:14,628 --> 00:13:17,798 like, since Kanye's album is out, like, do I want him to be my-- 274 00:13:17,798 --> 00:13:20,217 That would be epic if, like, he was my musical guest. 275 00:13:20,217 --> 00:13:22,678 But then, do I want my own moment? 276 00:13:22,678 --> 00:13:26,098 Kanye and I are still going through a divorce now. 277 00:13:26,098 --> 00:13:29,226 We're just trying to figure it out, 278 00:13:29,226 --> 00:13:31,311 how to be good parents to our kids together, 279 00:13:31,311 --> 00:13:33,313 of how to be good friends to each other. 280 00:13:33,313 --> 00:13:35,983 Ultimate goal, no matter what, is just happiness, 281 00:13:35,983 --> 00:13:38,151 and following that, whatever that looks like. 282 00:13:38,151 --> 00:13:39,528 - I think have your own moment 283 00:13:39,528 --> 00:13:43,198 'cause I think you'd rely on him for, like, the comfort, right? 284 00:13:43,198 --> 00:13:47,744 - This is my first time, and I kinda want this to be about me, 285 00:13:47,744 --> 00:13:50,205 and not about, "How are they gonna act to each other?" 286 00:13:50,205 --> 00:13:52,624 I mean, I just can't embarrass us, you guys. 287 00:13:52,624 --> 00:13:56,128 - You've embarrassed us before. It's fine. It doesn't matter. 288 00:13:56,128 --> 00:13:58,589 KIM: They haven't announced it yet. I wonder if I could still pull out. 289 00:13:58,589 --> 00:14:01,383 - You're not gonna embarrass us. You're gonna be amazing. 290 00:14:01,383 --> 00:14:02,551 - I don't know. 291 00:14:04,845 --> 00:14:06,346 TRAVIS: Are you sticking to the table? - Yeah. 292 00:14:09,474 --> 00:14:11,518 KRIS: I'm not sure Kourtney really has a type. 293 00:14:12,269 --> 00:14:16,356 But if she does, it's definitely Travis. 294 00:14:16,356 --> 00:14:19,985 Like, I've watched them come to a decision 295 00:14:19,985 --> 00:14:22,779 over something as simple as a dessert. 296 00:14:22,779 --> 00:14:25,240 Like, "Okay, babe, what kind of dessert do you want?" 297 00:14:25,240 --> 00:14:28,243 "Well, I don't know, babe. What kind of dessert do you want?" 298 00:14:28,243 --> 00:14:30,704 "Well, babe, I don't know. Do you want the apple tart?" 299 00:14:31,121 --> 00:14:32,956 "Well, I don't know. Do you want the choc-- 300 00:14:32,956 --> 00:14:34,082 What do you think we should do?" 301 00:14:34,082 --> 00:14:35,334 Like 15 minutes! 302 00:14:35,334 --> 00:14:38,295 I'm like, "For God's sakes, just pick a dessert. Get both." 303 00:14:40,172 --> 00:14:44,176 You probably won't find me straddling Corey every five minutes. 304 00:14:45,093 --> 00:14:47,012 Or maybe after a drink, but. 305 00:14:47,012 --> 00:14:48,639 - I'm gonna get a burger. 306 00:14:51,433 --> 00:14:55,187 Kourtney has just been in this amazing relationship. 307 00:14:55,187 --> 00:14:57,981 It's, like, the first time that I've seen her happy. 308 00:14:57,981 --> 00:15:02,611 I'm, like, so happy for this win for her because she really deserves it. 309 00:15:02,611 --> 00:15:05,322 So, wait... no one invited Scott? 310 00:15:05,322 --> 00:15:08,200 - I don't know. I didn't invite him. You didn't ask Kourt? 311 00:15:08,200 --> 00:15:10,619 - No, I just honestly forgot. 312 00:15:10,619 --> 00:15:12,746 KHLOÉ: I didn't even think about it. - I didn't, either. 313 00:15:12,746 --> 00:15:14,665 And then, does that make us awful human beings 314 00:15:14,665 --> 00:15:17,042 that we're, like, going on with our lives? - I don't think so-- 315 00:15:17,042 --> 00:15:18,919 - It's everything that he-- Thank you. 316 00:15:18,919 --> 00:15:20,879 Everything that he was always, like, afraid of. 317 00:15:20,879 --> 00:15:24,174 "I have-- Don't have any family and you're my only family." 318 00:15:24,174 --> 00:15:26,218 - And it came true. - And now, it's, like, coming true. 319 00:15:26,218 --> 00:15:27,761 KOURTNEY: Hold on, guys. 320 00:15:27,761 --> 00:15:30,597 Scott and I have been broken up for seven years 321 00:15:30,597 --> 00:15:33,475 and I gave him 10 years before that. 322 00:15:33,475 --> 00:15:36,687 So, like, why is everyone making such a big deal about this? 323 00:15:36,687 --> 00:15:41,483 Let's just not hate on a girl who, finally, knows what she deserves. 324 00:15:41,483 --> 00:15:45,112 - So, he doesn't know about this at all? - I don't think so. Who would've told him? 325 00:15:45,112 --> 00:15:46,738 You know how-- one way to find out? 326 00:15:47,948 --> 00:15:49,283 So, Reigny, come here. 327 00:15:49,283 --> 00:15:51,785 KHLOÉ: When you go home, does your dad ask you what you did? 328 00:15:51,785 --> 00:15:54,496 - Is he like, "Oh, Reign, what did you do tonight?" 329 00:15:54,496 --> 00:15:55,831 - No, he doesn't say anything. 330 00:15:56,373 --> 00:15:58,750 - I think that your dad's so tired, 331 00:15:58,750 --> 00:16:01,503 so no need to tell him what we did tonight, okay? 332 00:16:03,130 --> 00:16:05,132 KIM: Cool. We have an understanding. 333 00:16:06,717 --> 00:16:08,969 What are you doing? You are so cute. 334 00:16:10,179 --> 00:16:11,388 Can I eat you? 335 00:16:12,806 --> 00:16:14,016 - You're already eating. 336 00:16:14,016 --> 00:16:15,434 - I'm gonna punch the camera. 337 00:16:17,728 --> 00:16:19,354 - Hey! You can't, you can't. 338 00:16:19,354 --> 00:16:22,357 ♪ On Fire Now by Vanacore Music playing ♪ 339 00:16:22,357 --> 00:16:25,652 ♪ Bop, bop, bop, yeah, we on fire now ♪ 340 00:16:27,196 --> 00:16:30,407 ♪ Yeah, we on fire now, yeah, we on ♪ 341 00:16:30,407 --> 00:16:33,327 SCOTT: Yo, what up, Mas? My main man. 342 00:16:35,954 --> 00:16:39,416 - So, this is, probably, the first time 343 00:16:39,416 --> 00:16:42,294 in, like, 15 years 344 00:16:42,294 --> 00:16:44,713 that we've had a really, really long break 345 00:16:44,713 --> 00:16:47,591 from having cameras follow our every move, 346 00:16:47,591 --> 00:16:49,593 and I think it got a little lonely. 347 00:16:49,593 --> 00:16:52,137 KHLOÉ: Steps? Oh my Gosh. 348 00:16:52,137 --> 00:16:54,890 Scott and I are incredibly close, 349 00:16:54,890 --> 00:16:59,520 but I guess I just don't know what Scott I'm gonna receive today. 350 00:16:59,520 --> 00:17:01,855 I think I'm just prepared for anything. 351 00:17:01,855 --> 00:17:02,856 Lord? 352 00:17:03,315 --> 00:17:04,358 SCOTT: Khloverton! 353 00:17:04,358 --> 00:17:06,109 - Oh my gosh, I miss this place 354 00:17:06,109 --> 00:17:07,778 and I miss you! - Oh, Khlo. 355 00:17:07,778 --> 00:17:10,739 KHLOÉ: We did not always have a great relationship. 356 00:17:10,739 --> 00:17:13,033 I have gone to anger management over Scott, 357 00:17:13,033 --> 00:17:17,246 but somehow Scott and I became, like, besties, 358 00:17:17,246 --> 00:17:20,374 and he really is like a brother to me. 359 00:17:20,374 --> 00:17:22,459 - God must've broke the mold when he made you. 360 00:17:22,459 --> 00:17:23,836 - Just hopin'. 361 00:17:23,836 --> 00:17:26,755 - Get these cameras out of here and go upstairs then. [laughing] 362 00:17:26,755 --> 00:17:30,384 - That being said, he does speak to me, maybe, a little more 363 00:17:31,301 --> 00:17:33,637 flirty than my real brother does. 364 00:17:33,637 --> 00:17:35,180 The whole thing's [bleep] weird. 365 00:17:35,180 --> 00:17:36,849 Salud. - L'Chaim. 366 00:17:36,849 --> 00:17:38,767 - So, where's your head at with Kourt? 367 00:17:41,228 --> 00:17:45,232 - Honestly, I think for, like, the first time, probably, in my life, 368 00:17:46,316 --> 00:17:49,069 it's, finally, starting to change. 369 00:17:49,069 --> 00:17:52,698 Now that Kourtney's got her life with Travis, like, 370 00:17:53,657 --> 00:17:55,200 as hard as it is, 371 00:17:55,200 --> 00:17:59,913 it does give me a place to, like, finally be able to move on. 372 00:17:59,913 --> 00:18:05,210 - Do you genuinely think that you would be open to, like, a real, 373 00:18:05,752 --> 00:18:10,299 loving relationship? - So, like, if I wanna find somebody 374 00:18:10,299 --> 00:18:11,758 real... - Ser-- Yeah. 375 00:18:11,758 --> 00:18:14,970 - ...and serious, and someone I'm gonna, actually, spend my life with, 376 00:18:15,804 --> 00:18:17,806 it would have to be somebody-- 377 00:18:18,473 --> 00:18:20,475 - More age-appropriate. - Yeah, like, 378 00:18:20,475 --> 00:18:24,062 you know... upper 20s-- - Twenty-one. 379 00:18:24,062 --> 00:18:25,230 - When you're with an equal, 380 00:18:25,230 --> 00:18:27,983 you have to go back and forth. - Yeah. They, they challenge you. Yeah. 381 00:18:27,983 --> 00:18:30,194 - I think that's a big step for me, 382 00:18:30,194 --> 00:18:33,906 but not over thi-- Oh, f-- Whatev-- Eh, 30. Over th-- 383 00:18:33,906 --> 00:18:35,616 I don't c-- Whatever it is. 384 00:18:35,616 --> 00:18:39,036 If I love somebody, doesn't matter their age. 385 00:18:41,663 --> 00:18:43,165 - I'm not sure about that. 386 00:18:43,165 --> 00:18:45,792 - Did you know about the barbecue at Kim's house? 387 00:18:47,461 --> 00:18:49,296 - Nah, a little bit 388 00:18:49,296 --> 00:18:52,132 'cause I think one of the kids said something, which the kids 389 00:18:52,132 --> 00:18:54,301 always, kind of, tell me everything. 390 00:18:54,301 --> 00:18:56,887 Feeling left out and not being told anything 391 00:18:56,887 --> 00:18:58,680 is super hurtful... - Sucks 392 00:18:58,680 --> 00:19:03,310 - ...especially, when I don't have another family to go to. 393 00:19:03,310 --> 00:19:05,437 - But I have a question: Do you think 394 00:19:05,437 --> 00:19:09,942 you can handle being around Kourt and her new boyfriend? 395 00:19:09,942 --> 00:19:13,529 - I'd rather be around them and be around my family than not at all. 396 00:19:13,529 --> 00:19:17,533 - I will say at the barbecue when... you weren't there, 397 00:19:17,533 --> 00:19:19,743 I was almost, like, "It's probably best," 398 00:19:19,743 --> 00:19:23,830 'cause it was so small and intimate, and they're very lovey-dovey. 399 00:19:23,830 --> 00:19:24,706 - Right. 400 00:19:24,706 --> 00:19:27,835 - That I don't know if that's so comfortable for you. 401 00:19:27,835 --> 00:19:29,878 I thought it almost did you a favor 402 00:19:29,878 --> 00:19:32,840 by not having to see that so face-to-face. - Right. 403 00:19:32,840 --> 00:19:35,133 - Oh, everyone knows he's still in love with Kourtney. 404 00:19:35,133 --> 00:19:40,973 It's not a secret, but this is 100% the happiest I've seen Kourtney. 405 00:19:40,973 --> 00:19:45,602 I know how much Travis and Kourtney love each other. 406 00:19:46,353 --> 00:19:50,649 And that has to be hard for anyone to process, 407 00:19:50,649 --> 00:19:53,068 especially, when everything's so public. 408 00:19:53,068 --> 00:19:55,487 I think, maybe, she's uncomfortable and doesn't know what to say 409 00:19:55,487 --> 00:19:57,447 'cause I know she does love you 410 00:19:57,447 --> 00:20:00,659 and want to not have this uncomfortableness. 411 00:20:00,659 --> 00:20:05,831 - You know, I always had her friends, or our family, or, you know, in my ear, 412 00:20:05,831 --> 00:20:08,417 kinda, like, "Don't worry, honey." 413 00:20:08,417 --> 00:20:12,588 Like, "Eventually, you guys will figure it out 414 00:20:12,588 --> 00:20:14,506 and you'll get back together one day." 415 00:20:14,506 --> 00:20:16,925 - Yeah. - So my foot was always 416 00:20:16,925 --> 00:20:18,594 halfway in the door. 417 00:20:18,594 --> 00:20:22,097 It was a huge adjustment losing Kourtney romantically, 418 00:20:22,097 --> 00:20:24,224 but now, it's becoming a huge adjustment 419 00:20:24,224 --> 00:20:26,518 losing her as, kind of, a best friend. 420 00:20:26,518 --> 00:20:30,147 Now, we're really just more of co-parenters. 421 00:20:30,147 --> 00:20:33,984 I would say it's probably one of the more difficult things in my life. 422 00:20:34,526 --> 00:20:36,111 Listen, I-- At the end of the day, 423 00:20:36,111 --> 00:20:38,864 I, I understand what the bigger picture is. 424 00:20:38,864 --> 00:20:41,575 What would be best for Kourtney and she's happy. 425 00:20:41,575 --> 00:20:45,370 She's... in a real thing, and I believe that's true 426 00:20:45,871 --> 00:20:49,750 'cause I also felt like I did so much wrong to her 427 00:20:49,750 --> 00:20:52,169 over so many years that-- - You felt guilty. 428 00:20:52,169 --> 00:20:54,796 - I felt super guilty, and I always felt like 429 00:20:54,796 --> 00:20:58,842 if she ever needed me for any reason whatsoever, 430 00:20:58,842 --> 00:21:00,469 I'd be there to make it up to her 431 00:21:00,469 --> 00:21:02,638 because of how bad I was for so long. 432 00:21:02,638 --> 00:21:07,768 Kourtney has all right to despise me and the way I treated her 433 00:21:07,768 --> 00:21:09,269 'cause it was horrible. 434 00:21:09,269 --> 00:21:13,106 Like that wouldn't go on today for a day, 435 00:21:13,106 --> 00:21:14,441 but it went on for years. 436 00:21:14,441 --> 00:21:19,613 - Do you mind if I talk about this with Kourtney? 437 00:21:19,613 --> 00:21:22,741 Or would you rather me stay out of it? - Not at all. No, stay in it. 438 00:21:22,741 --> 00:21:26,328 All I need is just to be acknowledged. - Right. 439 00:21:26,328 --> 00:21:28,622 - Oh, do I even mean anything to anyone? 440 00:21:28,622 --> 00:21:31,458 ♪ 441 00:21:35,087 --> 00:21:37,089 ♪ 442 00:21:39,174 --> 00:21:40,175 - Hi, you guys. 443 00:21:40,175 --> 00:21:41,510 - Hi. 444 00:21:44,388 --> 00:21:45,639 No kissing. 445 00:21:46,807 --> 00:21:48,559 TRAVIS: We should ride your mom's new bike. 446 00:21:49,142 --> 00:21:51,103 - This bike is, kind of, hard to ride. 447 00:21:51,103 --> 00:21:53,856 - I love going to Travis's studio. 448 00:21:53,856 --> 00:21:56,400 It is, like, a happy place for him. 449 00:21:56,400 --> 00:22:00,696 We ride bikes and we play ping-pong. It feels like home. 450 00:22:00,696 --> 00:22:02,281 TRAVIS: I'm stealin' some of your juice, baby. 451 00:22:02,281 --> 00:22:03,699 - I don't think you're gonna like it. 452 00:22:03,699 --> 00:22:07,035 - I like that you think you know if I'm gonna like it or not. 453 00:22:07,035 --> 00:22:10,038 - I was definitely always attracted to Travis. 454 00:22:10,581 --> 00:22:13,417 I just think it was the right time in my life. 455 00:22:13,417 --> 00:22:16,211 I had taken, like, a year to myself, 456 00:22:16,211 --> 00:22:18,964 but my closest best friends have always said, 457 00:22:18,964 --> 00:22:21,049 "You have to hook up with Travis." 458 00:22:21,049 --> 00:22:22,176 - Okay. 459 00:22:22,176 --> 00:22:23,969 KOURTNEY: We would almost, like, play house 460 00:22:23,969 --> 00:22:27,723 because we would do things together with our kids. 461 00:22:27,723 --> 00:22:30,267 We would go to museums and go to church. 462 00:22:30,267 --> 00:22:33,770 And last year, during the pandemic, we were texting. 463 00:22:33,770 --> 00:22:38,859 And so, I just put it out there, like, flirtatious conversation. 464 00:22:41,278 --> 00:22:43,655 - Have you been practicing, baby? - No. 465 00:22:43,655 --> 00:22:46,408 Finally, I think once I made it known, 466 00:22:46,408 --> 00:22:48,535 he asked me to watch a movie, 467 00:22:48,535 --> 00:22:51,163 and the whole movie, he didn't make a move. 468 00:22:53,123 --> 00:22:57,085 - Me. I did. He was taking a long time. 469 00:22:57,085 --> 00:22:59,213 The movie was over, and then, I was like-- 470 00:22:59,213 --> 00:23:01,632 We started another movie and I was like, 471 00:23:01,632 --> 00:23:04,134 "I don't have time for this, like, movie marathon." 472 00:23:04,134 --> 00:23:06,261 So, I made the first move. 473 00:23:06,261 --> 00:23:08,555 - You just do whatever you want and then, I'll do whatever I want. 474 00:23:22,319 --> 00:23:23,820 - [laughs] No. [Kourtney laughs] 475 00:23:23,820 --> 00:23:26,657 - A drum battle? - I would never wanna drum battle you. 476 00:23:36,041 --> 00:23:40,087 KOURTNEY: Watching him play the drums, watching him on stage, 477 00:23:40,087 --> 00:23:43,090 watching him, though, even with my daughter, 478 00:23:43,090 --> 00:23:45,342 and how amazing he is with her. 479 00:23:45,342 --> 00:23:48,387 The way he speaks to her is so special. 480 00:23:50,889 --> 00:23:54,977 - That was good. She's a drummer, baby. 481 00:23:54,977 --> 00:23:58,021 - Travis and I talk about a future all the time. 482 00:24:00,274 --> 00:24:05,654 The second we fell in love, I think we knew how different it was 483 00:24:05,654 --> 00:24:09,491 from anything either of us have ever had before. 484 00:24:09,491 --> 00:24:15,038 And so, I think that, you know, we absolutely see a future together. 485 00:24:15,038 --> 00:24:17,249 - Travis, why are you always like this to my mom? 486 00:24:18,709 --> 00:24:20,627 - I'm always drumming. - 'Cause he's a drummer. 487 00:24:21,044 --> 00:24:23,005 - I said I'm gonna use your mom as a drum one day, 488 00:24:23,005 --> 00:24:25,674 and I'm gonna, I'm gonna record it. KOURTNEY: Yeah, he's gonna record it. 489 00:24:25,674 --> 00:24:27,718 - You're gonna u-use her butt? 490 00:24:27,718 --> 00:24:31,722 - Actually, that's what I thought would make the loudest noise. 491 00:24:35,601 --> 00:24:37,019 ♪ Here we go ♪ 492 00:24:37,019 --> 00:24:39,188 ♪ I'm a big, big deal ♪ 493 00:24:39,188 --> 00:24:40,939 ♪ Wearin' high, high heels ♪ 494 00:24:40,939 --> 00:24:42,941 ♪ 495 00:24:43,692 --> 00:24:44,693 ♪ Cheer ♪ 496 00:24:45,652 --> 00:24:49,281 KIM: Amazing. Is this all for SNL? 497 00:24:49,281 --> 00:24:50,824 DANIELLE: Yeah. - Oh my god. 498 00:24:50,824 --> 00:24:54,620 So, I'm still really bothered about what I saw on my son's iPad. 499 00:24:54,620 --> 00:24:57,581 I just wanna get to the bottom of where this is coming from 500 00:24:57,581 --> 00:24:58,832 and what's happening. 501 00:24:58,832 --> 00:25:03,837 And I've been calling everyone from Roblox and my attorney's been on it. 502 00:25:03,837 --> 00:25:06,048 So, I'm just gonna let them handle it, 503 00:25:06,048 --> 00:25:09,676 and go into this fitting and try to focus on SNL right now. 504 00:25:09,676 --> 00:25:13,597 I feel like they need to know who my musical guest is ASAP, 505 00:25:13,597 --> 00:25:14,848 and Kanye's out of town. 506 00:25:14,848 --> 00:25:17,392 - How would you feel if he was your musical guest? 507 00:25:17,392 --> 00:25:19,603 - He obviously would be the best. DANIELLE: Yeah. 508 00:25:19,978 --> 00:25:23,607 - But, maybe, this is my chance to do something on my own. 509 00:25:24,316 --> 00:25:25,150 You know? 510 00:25:25,734 --> 00:25:28,570 I don't know. Like, it could either be super calming. 511 00:25:28,570 --> 00:25:33,158 It would be so cool for the kids to see, like, Mom and Dad on SNL together. 512 00:25:33,158 --> 00:25:35,994 - Yeah. - That's, like, ugh, so cool. 513 00:25:36,537 --> 00:25:38,872 But then, like, I might be more stressed out. 514 00:25:38,872 --> 00:25:41,875 Like, you know, the more people you know that are there, 515 00:25:41,875 --> 00:25:44,336 like, I might just be like, "Oh my god." 516 00:25:44,336 --> 00:25:46,713 Do you want me to try this on? - Yeah, let's do it. 517 00:25:46,713 --> 00:25:51,301 - Okay, so I say we try this, this, and this. 518 00:25:51,301 --> 00:25:52,928 - Okay. Who's coming from your family? 519 00:25:52,928 --> 00:25:54,680 - I'll make my mom be a part of it. 520 00:25:54,680 --> 00:25:57,266 - Oh, you will? She'll be in a skit? - Totally. I was like, 521 00:25:57,266 --> 00:25:59,309 how funny would it be if in all the skits, 522 00:25:59,309 --> 00:26:01,478 it was, like, Kourtney and Travis in the background 523 00:26:01,478 --> 00:26:02,604 making out the whole time [Danielle laughing] 524 00:26:02,604 --> 00:26:04,857 'cause that's really all they do anyway. 525 00:26:04,857 --> 00:26:07,860 I wrote my whole family and I'm like, "You guys, no one is safe. 526 00:26:07,860 --> 00:26:09,945 I'm gonna throw you all under the bus." 527 00:26:09,945 --> 00:26:12,114 - Do you know what you wanna say in the monologue? 528 00:26:12,114 --> 00:26:16,743 - No. I wanna say, "Hi. Everyone's forced me to be here." 529 00:26:18,370 --> 00:26:19,913 Listen, I'm the underdog. 530 00:26:19,913 --> 00:26:22,207 Everyone just thinks I'm, like, a ditz. 531 00:26:22,207 --> 00:26:24,459 The girl from Will & Grace came out 532 00:26:24,459 --> 00:26:29,715 and said that she has no idea why I would be chosen as a host, 533 00:26:29,715 --> 00:26:31,925 but it's like, "Why do you care?" 534 00:26:31,925 --> 00:26:35,345 I don't comment to tear people down, especially another female. 535 00:26:35,345 --> 00:26:41,351 Like, if that's what you think, dude, then like, "Cool... L-- Tune in." 536 00:26:41,685 --> 00:26:45,105 Like, the long tassels might freak me out. 537 00:26:45,105 --> 00:26:46,315 You know, if I'm like, "Hi." 538 00:26:46,315 --> 00:26:48,692 I use my hands a lot and I'll feel like an octopus. 539 00:26:48,692 --> 00:26:54,156 I want this to be, like, a moment where people are like, "Oh, wow." 540 00:26:54,156 --> 00:26:55,616 Like, "She was funny." 541 00:26:55,616 --> 00:26:57,993 - Are you nervous? - I am nervous. 542 00:26:57,993 --> 00:27:00,412 Listen to this. I just got this voice note. 543 00:27:01,079 --> 00:27:03,290 CHRISSY TEIGEN [on phone]: Oh my god, you're hosting SNL. 544 00:27:03,290 --> 00:27:06,043 Oh my god. Are you dying, are you dying, are you dying? 545 00:27:07,211 --> 00:27:08,212 - Who is that? 546 00:27:08,212 --> 00:27:10,380 CHRISSY: Oh my god. Oh my god. 547 00:27:11,215 --> 00:27:12,758 Oh my god, okay. [laughing] 548 00:27:12,758 --> 00:27:14,760 - Chrissy Teigen, but I'm just like, 549 00:27:14,760 --> 00:27:16,303 "Yeah, I'm dying. I'm dying. 550 00:27:16,303 --> 00:27:17,971 Now, you're freaking me out even more." 551 00:27:17,971 --> 00:27:21,183 Like, "Thanks. You're freaking me out, actually, even more." 552 00:27:21,183 --> 00:27:23,810 Everyone's, like, blowing me up like, "Oh my god!" 553 00:27:23,810 --> 00:27:24,978 I've never gotten more texts, 554 00:27:24,978 --> 00:27:28,941 and I'm like, "Okay, I'm glad that you're, like, happy." 555 00:27:28,941 --> 00:27:32,861 I really do wanna surprise people and I hope that I can bring it. 556 00:27:32,861 --> 00:27:34,655 I, literally, called, like, Amy Schumer 557 00:27:34,655 --> 00:27:36,657 and I was like, "Oh my god, I'm hosting SNL." 558 00:27:36,657 --> 00:27:38,659 - Uh-huh. - She's like, "I'll help you write 559 00:27:38,659 --> 00:27:40,160 some jokes for your monologue." 560 00:27:40,160 --> 00:27:41,245 And I was like-- - Mm-hm. 561 00:27:41,245 --> 00:27:43,956 - I love having really funny friends. 562 00:27:43,956 --> 00:27:47,584 - Kim Kardashian on SNL. It's, like, crazy. 563 00:27:47,584 --> 00:27:50,671 It's gonna be so epic and fun and historical. 564 00:27:50,671 --> 00:27:51,922 You'll never forget this. 565 00:27:51,922 --> 00:27:53,340 It'll be the coolest moment of your life. 566 00:27:53,340 --> 00:27:56,343 [laughs] - This will be... live. 567 00:27:57,052 --> 00:27:58,720 - Yeah. - Live. 568 00:28:02,432 --> 00:28:04,434 ♪ 569 00:28:04,434 --> 00:28:07,020 - Well, hello there. Hey, you look good. 570 00:28:07,020 --> 00:28:08,939 - Thank you. So do you. 571 00:28:08,939 --> 00:28:13,569 Tristan and I currently are not exactly together. 572 00:28:13,569 --> 00:28:15,696 He is one of my best friends. 573 00:28:15,696 --> 00:28:17,489 - What's goin' on? - Not much. 574 00:28:17,489 --> 00:28:19,908 I see Tristan a couple times a week. 575 00:28:19,908 --> 00:28:22,286 He's a really hands-on dad, 576 00:28:22,286 --> 00:28:24,663 and me and Tristan don't have tension. 577 00:28:24,663 --> 00:28:26,790 We get along really, really well. 578 00:28:26,790 --> 00:28:29,710 And so, it's just easy to co-parent with him. 579 00:28:29,710 --> 00:28:32,087 - Yeah, no, it was so good seein' everyone at the barbecue, you know? 580 00:28:32,087 --> 00:28:34,590 - It was nice, right? - Yeah, and Kylie looks so good. 581 00:28:34,590 --> 00:28:36,508 I didn't know she was, like, poppin'-poppin'. 582 00:28:36,508 --> 00:28:38,594 The baby's cookin' in there. Like, I see it. 583 00:28:39,428 --> 00:28:40,679 I didn't know she was that far along. 584 00:28:40,679 --> 00:28:45,225 - I know if Tristan had his way, I guess, 585 00:28:45,225 --> 00:28:46,810 then we would completely be together. 586 00:28:46,810 --> 00:28:49,605 I just need a little breathing room and time to think. 587 00:28:49,605 --> 00:28:50,606 Um. 588 00:28:50,606 --> 00:28:55,027 I know you're going to be heading to Sac soon, 589 00:28:55,027 --> 00:28:58,906 and, you know, something that I know 590 00:28:58,906 --> 00:29:02,492 means a lot, I think, to the both of us is the therapy aspect. 591 00:29:02,492 --> 00:29:06,371 I notice such a big difference in you when you are on top of your game, 592 00:29:06,371 --> 00:29:10,792 and you, no pun intended, and you, um, just stay on, I think, 593 00:29:10,792 --> 00:29:16,048 your personal health, like, well-being, whether that be mind, body, soul. 594 00:29:16,048 --> 00:29:17,966 - I think, uh, it's great for both of us, 595 00:29:17,966 --> 00:29:20,844 especially, 'cause, uh, we got a lot of room to grow. 596 00:29:20,844 --> 00:29:23,263 Regardless of us being friends or wherever we stand, 597 00:29:23,263 --> 00:29:25,557 I think we both grow together. 598 00:29:25,557 --> 00:29:27,893 It just makes our family and our bond just better. 599 00:29:28,477 --> 00:29:32,606 - Tristan is very determined on us getting back together. 600 00:29:32,606 --> 00:29:36,485 He goes to therapy quite often, a couple of times a week, 601 00:29:36,485 --> 00:29:40,072 and we now even do couples therapy together. 602 00:29:40,072 --> 00:29:44,284 I say couples, but it's really his therapy that I'm asked to join. 603 00:29:44,284 --> 00:29:46,245 I think I just call it couples therapy 604 00:29:46,245 --> 00:29:48,247 'cause I don't know what else you would call it. 605 00:29:48,247 --> 00:29:52,876 You know, it's always such a weird [bleep] gray area 606 00:29:52,876 --> 00:29:56,004 - 'cause we are such great friends. - Mm-hm... Yeah. 607 00:29:56,004 --> 00:30:00,092 - And I think that's so confusing to outside people 608 00:30:00,092 --> 00:30:02,636 'cause I know how to be a monster to you if I want to. 609 00:30:02,636 --> 00:30:04,847 - Which-- But you never have been, which I respect. 610 00:30:05,806 --> 00:30:08,517 And I appreciate that. - Okay. 611 00:30:08,517 --> 00:30:10,185 - I mean, it's not like you've ever burned my clothes 612 00:30:10,185 --> 00:30:13,188 or, like... slashed my cars. 613 00:30:13,605 --> 00:30:16,149 - No, I have thrown water on all your clothes. If I wasn't-- 614 00:30:16,149 --> 00:30:18,193 - You have?! - When I was nine months pregnant. 615 00:30:18,694 --> 00:30:20,195 When you cheated on me-- - Eh, water? I mean it's water. 616 00:30:20,195 --> 00:30:24,408 - And if you-- If I wasn't pregnant, I would've [bleep] you up so-- 617 00:30:24,408 --> 00:30:27,035 I just didn't wanna break my nails before delivery. 618 00:30:27,619 --> 00:30:30,163 - Shout out to the nails. - Yeah, for sure. 619 00:30:30,163 --> 00:30:33,542 - Yeah, but let's, let's-- Listen, listen. It's, it's 2021, okay? 620 00:30:33,542 --> 00:30:35,711 We can't be talkin' about 20-- 621 00:30:37,504 --> 00:30:38,505 BOTH: Eighteen. 622 00:30:40,215 --> 00:30:43,844 - Every day he tries to show me and prove to me that he is 623 00:30:43,844 --> 00:30:44,970 a different person, 624 00:30:44,970 --> 00:30:47,264 and that I should have faith and trust him. 625 00:30:47,264 --> 00:30:50,726 But him and I have been through so much together, 626 00:30:50,726 --> 00:30:53,478 that I have a lot of reservations. 627 00:30:53,478 --> 00:30:54,938 I have-- My guards are up. 628 00:30:54,938 --> 00:30:58,025 I'm always kinda like this and Tristan just wants to bear hug me, 629 00:30:58,025 --> 00:31:00,944 and it's just, I don't know, I'm still kinda like this. 630 00:31:00,944 --> 00:31:02,446 - You know how I feel about you, 631 00:31:02,446 --> 00:31:04,781 and, you know, you know I wanna, you know, 632 00:31:04,781 --> 00:31:07,451 get us back together, and build our family, 633 00:31:07,451 --> 00:31:10,954 and hopefully, be able to expand our family one day, God willing. 634 00:31:10,954 --> 00:31:16,960 - I think it is an avenue where you or we get to hear each other differently. 635 00:31:16,960 --> 00:31:19,796 Because we've definitely had these conversations. 636 00:31:19,796 --> 00:31:22,382 There's definitely been mistakes you've made... - But that-- Of course, of course. 637 00:31:22,382 --> 00:31:26,887 - ...that weren't taken seriously or they weren't really listened to. 638 00:31:26,887 --> 00:31:31,016 I don't think someone was there to kinda hold you accountable. 639 00:31:31,433 --> 00:31:34,728 It's a lot of strain on a relationship. - Yeah. 640 00:31:34,728 --> 00:31:37,147 - Trust takes time. - Understand what I'm saying. 641 00:31:37,147 --> 00:31:40,651 I, I didn't say trust comes after a session. Trust takes time. 642 00:31:40,651 --> 00:31:46,323 ♪ When there's no hope and the darkness got you down ♪ 643 00:31:46,949 --> 00:31:51,954 ♪ Remember that the good life always comes back around ♪ 644 00:31:53,163 --> 00:31:59,169 ♪ Remember the good life, good life, good life, good life ♪ 645 00:32:02,172 --> 00:32:03,924 KIM: We're not gonna have time, 646 00:32:03,924 --> 00:32:06,844 Chris, to do, like, that full ponytail for SNL. 647 00:32:06,844 --> 00:32:08,887 Right? Like, it's gonna have to be-- - Yeah, no. 648 00:32:08,887 --> 00:32:12,099 Well, you've done SNL before. KIM: Oh, right. You did it with J.Lo, too. 649 00:32:12,099 --> 00:32:14,434 - Did you do all of Jennifer's wigs when you guys did it? 650 00:32:14,434 --> 00:32:15,727 CHRIS: Yeah. - Or did the show do it? 651 00:32:15,727 --> 00:32:17,813 CHRIS: Oh no, they made the wigs. So, they'll make a-- 652 00:32:17,813 --> 00:32:19,565 We'll-- I'll go over and they'll do a head measurement. 653 00:32:19,565 --> 00:32:22,651 - Is there time for, like, looks and-- CHRIS: No, it would literally 654 00:32:22,651 --> 00:32:23,777 be like wig on, wig off. 655 00:32:23,777 --> 00:32:25,571 But I could make one and then, just put it on. 656 00:32:25,571 --> 00:32:26,989 Like, there'll be that much time. 657 00:32:28,615 --> 00:32:31,159 There's certain things and preparation that people 658 00:32:31,159 --> 00:32:34,371 are telling me to do that are making me way more nervous. 659 00:32:34,371 --> 00:32:37,332 I ran into Pete Davidson at the Met 660 00:32:37,332 --> 00:32:40,043 and I was like, "I am so scared. I don't know what I signed up for." 661 00:32:40,043 --> 00:32:43,255 And he's like, "Can you read cue cards? You're good, you're good." 662 00:32:43,255 --> 00:32:46,216 Like-- And I was like, "I can read," you know? 663 00:32:46,216 --> 00:32:49,052 Oh, Scott wants to come and Jonathan wants to come. 664 00:32:49,052 --> 00:32:51,722 And I think Scott's fine 'cause Kourtney and Travis aren't coming. 665 00:32:51,722 --> 00:32:53,599 TRACY: Yeah... 'Kay. - So, that'll be nice. 666 00:32:53,599 --> 00:32:55,225 So, Kourtney can't come. 667 00:32:55,225 --> 00:32:59,354 As long as I have my mom and my besties and Khloé, like, I'm good. 668 00:32:59,354 --> 00:33:01,356 And of course, I wanted to invite Scott. 669 00:33:01,356 --> 00:33:02,774 I love Scott. 670 00:33:03,442 --> 00:33:08,363 He's always welcome, he's always family, and I'm happy that he's coming to support, 671 00:33:08,363 --> 00:33:12,743 but I probably wouldn't invite Scott if Kourtney was coming without Travis. 672 00:33:12,743 --> 00:33:15,454 I think that would just be weird so soon. 673 00:33:15,454 --> 00:33:17,414 TRACY: Well, like, what're you guys thinking for hair for when 674 00:33:17,414 --> 00:33:19,041 she walks out to do her monologue? 675 00:33:19,041 --> 00:33:20,834 - The first look should obviously be the most 676 00:33:20,834 --> 00:33:22,920 'cause the rest of the time it's like wig on, wig off. 677 00:33:22,920 --> 00:33:24,213 It's just kinda rough. 678 00:33:24,213 --> 00:33:25,589 - But are you, literally, gonna have, like-- 679 00:33:25,589 --> 00:33:28,425 - I just have to be there. Like quickly whiffle her up. - 10 minutes? 680 00:33:28,425 --> 00:33:30,969 - And then, someone just literally grabs her and pushes her out. - Not even 10 minutes. 681 00:33:30,969 --> 00:33:33,514 - No, like, seconds. Like, they, literally, are pushing out. 682 00:33:33,514 --> 00:33:34,431 It's like you're in a wheelchair. 683 00:33:34,431 --> 00:33:37,017 They just push her out. Like, it's crazy. 684 00:33:37,017 --> 00:33:38,227 Your head's gonna be spinnin'. 685 00:33:38,227 --> 00:33:39,728 And then, the wig's ripped off and they're changin'. 686 00:33:39,728 --> 00:33:41,313 And you have to act-- You just have to be really calm 687 00:33:41,313 --> 00:33:43,941 and go out and be like, "Okay, guys, next up." 688 00:33:43,941 --> 00:33:45,943 - Sarah Silverman was like, "What if you're like, 689 00:33:45,943 --> 00:33:48,862 'Okay, I'm gonna ask some questions to the audience,'" 690 00:33:48,862 --> 00:33:53,242 and then, I go, "You," you know, and it's really Kanye in a disguise, 691 00:33:53,242 --> 00:33:54,785 but you know it's him. 692 00:33:54,785 --> 00:33:58,872 He goes, "So, do you believe in second chances in marriages?" 693 00:33:58,872 --> 00:34:01,667 And I go "No," and they go to the next one. - Oh my god. I love that. 694 00:34:01,667 --> 00:34:04,127 That's amazing. That's literally all you need. TRACY: But that's funny! 695 00:34:04,127 --> 00:34:05,629 KIM: You know? CHRIS: But would he do that? 696 00:34:05,629 --> 00:34:07,714 - But we're laughing just thinking about that. - Yeah, if, if Dave 697 00:34:07,714 --> 00:34:09,508 tells him to do it-- - He'll do it. 698 00:34:09,508 --> 00:34:12,511 - If Dave Chappelle says it's funny, it's funny. 699 00:34:12,511 --> 00:34:16,306 Like, that's, that's all I need. I don't need a whole audience. 700 00:34:16,306 --> 00:34:18,725 - I feel like you're gonna be great. - Like, what-- But what-- 701 00:34:18,725 --> 00:34:22,145 They were like, "Can you sing?" Nope. "Can you dance?" Nope. 702 00:34:22,145 --> 00:34:24,690 "Can you act?" No. "Can you do accents?" Nope. 703 00:34:24,690 --> 00:34:26,692 Like, I don't know what I'm gonna do. 704 00:34:36,118 --> 00:34:37,327 You're gonna kill it. 705 00:34:37,327 --> 00:34:39,204 ♪ 706 00:34:40,289 --> 00:34:41,123 [barks] 707 00:34:50,382 --> 00:34:52,259 [indistinct chatter] 708 00:34:58,891 --> 00:35:02,019 - Hey, Joge. I do have a bone to pick with you. 709 00:35:04,354 --> 00:35:05,898 - Just about SKIMS. One thing. 710 00:35:06,732 --> 00:35:10,777 - So, you know I-- You guys make fun of me for having 711 00:35:10,777 --> 00:35:13,405 a bigger... vagina than most. 712 00:35:14,865 --> 00:35:16,408 I'm wearing-- KOURTNEY: Hi. 713 00:35:16,408 --> 00:35:18,327 - I'm telling her about a bone I have to pick with her. 714 00:35:18,327 --> 00:35:19,870 You know the bodysuit one? 715 00:35:19,870 --> 00:35:22,289 It's, like, the one it-- There's ruching here. 716 00:35:22,289 --> 00:35:25,501 So, I'm wearing it right now and it's amazing, but it's a sliver. 717 00:35:25,501 --> 00:35:27,419 Is it supposed to just cover my clit? 718 00:35:28,545 --> 00:35:32,549 The vagina needs a little more fabric, just a little wider. 719 00:35:32,549 --> 00:35:34,801 And for all you little bitches, why does it matter? 720 00:35:37,971 --> 00:35:39,139 - Big Puss Club. 721 00:35:39,139 --> 00:35:41,642 - The widthwise is what she's talking about. 722 00:35:41,642 --> 00:35:46,438 Like, you don't want it-- your vagina hanging out of the sides of the SKIMS. 723 00:35:46,438 --> 00:35:50,651 [laughs] Um... yeah. 724 00:35:51,652 --> 00:35:54,488 - You look fab. - I was, like, screaming 725 00:35:54,488 --> 00:35:57,324 at Kanye and his stylist 'cause I said the clothes have to be 726 00:35:57,324 --> 00:36:01,203 at my house at 11:00, and by 12:30, I'm like, 727 00:36:01,203 --> 00:36:03,163 "I'm leaving. I'm going out the door." 728 00:36:03,163 --> 00:36:05,457 And now, I look like I'm in the [bleep] Matrix. 729 00:36:05,457 --> 00:36:08,544 I just want the outfits, like, lined up in my room. 730 00:36:08,544 --> 00:36:13,465 Monday, Tuesday-- I'm a robot. I will, like, operate as such. 731 00:36:13,465 --> 00:36:15,217 - Is someone gonna do that for you? 732 00:36:15,217 --> 00:36:17,177 - Well, it's Kanye. 733 00:36:17,177 --> 00:36:19,805 He says he wants to quit everything... KHLOÉ: Oh. 734 00:36:19,805 --> 00:36:21,974 - ...and just dedicate his life to being... my stylist. 735 00:36:21,974 --> 00:36:23,475 KHLOÉ: Your stylist. 736 00:36:23,475 --> 00:36:26,144 Well, I think he should still, maybe, do a little music, 737 00:36:26,144 --> 00:36:27,896 a little Adidas designing, 738 00:36:27,896 --> 00:36:29,648 and then, he can do that on the side. 739 00:36:29,648 --> 00:36:32,067 KIM: You know, Kanye and I remain friends. 740 00:36:32,067 --> 00:36:34,945 Kanye's always dressed me, he's always styled me. 741 00:36:34,945 --> 00:36:39,199 In the early 2000s, he would literally, just send me random emails 742 00:36:39,199 --> 00:36:42,494 with all these looks and what my style should be. 743 00:36:42,494 --> 00:36:45,372 "Only wear crop tops and pencil skirts right now." 744 00:36:45,372 --> 00:36:47,749 Or, "It's all about a boot with, like, a skirt," 745 00:36:47,749 --> 00:36:50,335 and he'll send me, like, so many reference pictures. 746 00:36:50,335 --> 00:36:52,337 So, that's always really been our thing. 747 00:36:52,337 --> 00:36:56,091 But there's also a side of me that wants total independence, too. 748 00:36:56,091 --> 00:36:57,676 WAITER: Hello there, ladies. - Hi. 749 00:36:57,676 --> 00:36:58,927 - Hi, how are you? WAITER: How're you doing today? 750 00:36:58,927 --> 00:37:01,096 Very well. Thank you. - Thank you. 751 00:37:01,096 --> 00:37:03,140 - [gasps] I'm gonna get a grilled artichoke. 752 00:37:03,140 --> 00:37:04,057 KHLOÉ: Oh, she scared me. 753 00:37:04,057 --> 00:37:07,769 - With a side of mayonnaise and the skinny onion rings. 754 00:37:07,769 --> 00:37:11,356 - I'm gonna get an impossible burger and sweet potato fries. 755 00:37:11,356 --> 00:37:15,569 - May I please get the iceberg lettuce wedge as well, but all chopped? 756 00:37:15,569 --> 00:37:20,866 Can I add tomato to it? And can I add egg and ranch dressing? 757 00:37:20,866 --> 00:37:23,994 - May I get that please? Chopped as well. WAITER: Sure. 758 00:37:23,994 --> 00:37:26,914 - She just knows what she's doing. - I'll just get that, too, since every-- 759 00:37:26,914 --> 00:37:28,540 - Shut up, are you? 760 00:37:28,540 --> 00:37:30,042 We are foodies. 761 00:37:30,042 --> 00:37:31,793 That's why we work out the way we do 762 00:37:31,793 --> 00:37:34,880 because we'll order everything and we scarf it down, 763 00:37:34,880 --> 00:37:38,550 and we pray for forgiveness later. It's... horrible. 764 00:37:38,550 --> 00:37:41,345 - Ooh, what's a blueberry patch? Oh, cocktails. 765 00:37:41,345 --> 00:37:42,804 Thought it was a blueberry pie. 766 00:37:42,804 --> 00:37:44,556 - Fat ass. PRODUCER: No, we-- 767 00:37:44,556 --> 00:37:46,642 - I'm just kidding. I'm not talkin' 'bout me, I'm talkin' 'bout Kim. 768 00:37:46,642 --> 00:37:47,809 No, just kidding. 769 00:37:47,809 --> 00:37:50,020 Thank you. - Is that from the fountain? Like, the Diet Coke? 770 00:37:51,355 --> 00:37:52,814 - Oh. - Ah. 771 00:37:52,814 --> 00:37:54,191 - Then I'll stick with my iced tea. 772 00:37:54,191 --> 00:37:56,944 I love a good fountain soda, so. 773 00:38:00,656 --> 00:38:02,866 I don't think I've ever had better onion rings. 774 00:38:03,909 --> 00:38:09,373 - So, you know, Scott and I spoke about how he wasn't invited to the barbecue. 775 00:38:09,373 --> 00:38:11,250 - Mm-hm. KIM: Oh my god, what did he say? 776 00:38:11,250 --> 00:38:15,003 - He was, actually, so incredibly receptive 777 00:38:15,003 --> 00:38:17,339 and he was so calm 778 00:38:17,339 --> 00:38:19,341 'cause I said, "Scott, honestly, 779 00:38:19,341 --> 00:38:22,928 "we did you a favor by not inviting you because it was so intimate. 780 00:38:22,928 --> 00:38:24,471 "Like, you don't wanna sit there 781 00:38:24,471 --> 00:38:27,683 and be exposed to, like, you and Travis making out." 782 00:38:27,683 --> 00:38:32,813 - So, he asked me about it and said, "Do you not want me at this barbecue?" 783 00:38:32,813 --> 00:38:35,524 And I was like, you know, "Your actions need to, like, 784 00:38:35,524 --> 00:38:39,778 match up with, like, you wanting to be a part of this, then act like it." 785 00:38:39,778 --> 00:38:44,157 I was in Italy, and he was DMing Younes. 786 00:38:44,157 --> 00:38:47,160 ♪ tense music plays ♪ 787 00:38:47,870 --> 00:38:49,788 KHLOÉ: Ooh, you brought that up to him? KOURTNEY: And then, I was like, 788 00:38:49,788 --> 00:38:52,165 "That's not really the vibe." KHLOÉ: The vibe. 789 00:38:52,165 --> 00:38:54,960 "Don't go DMing my ex-boyfriend." 790 00:38:54,960 --> 00:38:59,590 When I was in Italy with Travis on our summer vacation, 791 00:38:59,590 --> 00:39:03,010 I woke up to a text from Scott saying, 792 00:39:03,010 --> 00:39:09,016 "I'm so sorry. I DM'd your ex-boyfriend who I can't stand." 793 00:39:09,016 --> 00:39:13,770 He sent me a screenshot of it and said he posted it on his story. 794 00:39:13,770 --> 00:39:16,523 He was asking if he could, like, apologize-- 795 00:39:16,523 --> 00:39:17,733 - To Travis? 796 00:39:17,733 --> 00:39:19,193 KOURTNEY: Yeah. KIM: That was nice. 797 00:39:19,193 --> 00:39:20,485 KHLOÉ: That is nice. - And then, I wrote him, 798 00:39:20,485 --> 00:39:22,654 "This is despicable." KHLOÉ: You didn't tell any of us that. 799 00:39:22,654 --> 00:39:25,365 - I said, "This is despicable." I was like-- 800 00:39:25,365 --> 00:39:27,034 KHLOÉ: You pulled out the big word. - Yeah. 801 00:39:27,034 --> 00:39:29,244 For so many years, 802 00:39:29,244 --> 00:39:32,998 Scott's always gotten away with bad behavior 803 00:39:32,998 --> 00:39:34,708 and still been invited, 804 00:39:34,708 --> 00:39:37,461 and I don't think that's gonna continue. 805 00:39:38,003 --> 00:39:40,839 - It could be me or Kim if Kourt's too uncomfortable to say something. 806 00:39:40,839 --> 00:39:42,716 I don't mind doing it, but I-- 807 00:39:42,716 --> 00:39:45,344 - Yeah, but wh-- No. Why do we have to call? 808 00:39:45,344 --> 00:39:46,970 So, every time we're doing anything, 809 00:39:46,970 --> 00:39:49,348 having a seven-person barbecue, we have to say-- 810 00:39:49,348 --> 00:39:51,016 KIM: Well, here's the thing-- No. 811 00:39:51,016 --> 00:39:56,688 - Me kissing... the love of my life is not... anything bad. 812 00:39:56,688 --> 00:39:58,690 - Why do you have to laugh every time you say it? 813 00:39:58,690 --> 00:40:00,984 You can own it. - I'm not. I'm just saying, 814 00:40:00,984 --> 00:40:02,319 is not anything-- 815 00:40:02,319 --> 00:40:04,488 Like, I don't want it to be taken negatively, 816 00:40:04,488 --> 00:40:06,907 and so, like, he'll-- - But it's gonna be taken negatively 817 00:40:06,907 --> 00:40:08,450 to someone that's not getting their way, 818 00:40:08,450 --> 00:40:10,410 so you can't let that affect you. KOURTNEY: Yeah, but I'm just-- 819 00:40:10,410 --> 00:40:13,121 No, I don't, and I will continue to-- 820 00:40:13,121 --> 00:40:15,707 KHLOÉ: Ignore. - live my life and pretend no one's watching. 821 00:40:15,707 --> 00:40:16,834 - Ha! 822 00:40:20,128 --> 00:40:22,130 ♪ 823 00:40:26,218 --> 00:40:28,679 KRIS: Kim? - Wow, what an ambience in here. 824 00:40:31,098 --> 00:40:33,559 KRIS: It always smells so good in here, doesn't it? 825 00:40:34,685 --> 00:40:35,394 KHLOÉ: What? 826 00:40:36,228 --> 00:40:39,439 - Why am I always talking to myself? - 'Cause you're old. 827 00:40:39,439 --> 00:40:40,274 KRIS: Awesome. 828 00:40:41,191 --> 00:40:45,112 - I did 15-minute glam today. - You look so beautiful. 829 00:40:45,112 --> 00:40:47,698 KIM: You look so cute. KOURTNEY: Thank you. 830 00:40:47,698 --> 00:40:50,117 - Look how cute I look. KHLOÉ: You do look cute, Mom. 831 00:40:50,117 --> 00:40:51,326 You are the cutest. 832 00:40:51,326 --> 00:40:54,746 So, what's goin' on here? Is this a little SNL packing? 833 00:40:54,746 --> 00:40:56,748 KIM: Yes. KHLOÉ: Ooh! 834 00:40:56,748 --> 00:41:00,043 [phone buzzing] KIM: Hold on. Marty calling. 835 00:41:00,043 --> 00:41:01,628 Hi, I saw it. 836 00:41:01,628 --> 00:41:04,256 Can I patch you in with Tracy and I'm here with my mom? 837 00:41:04,673 --> 00:41:05,966 MARTY [on phone]: Sure. - And you're on speaker, 838 00:41:05,966 --> 00:41:08,177 and we're filming my show, and I'm with my sisters. 839 00:41:08,177 --> 00:41:10,262 I mean, I just have so much to do this week. 840 00:41:10,262 --> 00:41:12,181 SNL is coming up. 841 00:41:12,181 --> 00:41:13,682 Already stressed out about that, 842 00:41:13,682 --> 00:41:16,768 and then, my lawyer calls about the threats 843 00:41:16,768 --> 00:41:21,106 that there's more footage from the sex tape that's been out there. 844 00:41:31,283 --> 00:41:34,328 - What tape? - So, Ray J's manager 845 00:41:34,328 --> 00:41:36,747 is claiming he has a sex tape... - Oh. 846 00:41:36,747 --> 00:41:38,248 - ...of us in Santa Barbara. - Oh, oh, oh. 847 00:41:38,248 --> 00:41:42,419 KIM: This all started earlier at the barbecue. 848 00:41:42,419 --> 00:41:43,128 Ahh! 849 00:41:43,128 --> 00:41:46,381 It was clickbait insinuating that if you click on it, 850 00:41:46,381 --> 00:41:49,301 there was gonna be a new sex tape coming out. 851 00:41:49,301 --> 00:41:52,429 Had my son been a little bit older and been able to read, like, 852 00:41:52,429 --> 00:41:56,558 I would've been mortified, but I... died inside. 853 00:41:56,558 --> 00:42:01,772 Marty, I am... 99.9% 854 00:42:01,772 --> 00:42:05,067 [laughing] sure that no other tape exists. 855 00:42:05,067 --> 00:42:07,319 This is supposed to be unreleased footage. 856 00:42:07,319 --> 00:42:09,696 I really don't know what they have. 857 00:42:09,696 --> 00:42:14,952 For 20 years, this has been held over my head... of this mistake. 858 00:42:14,952 --> 00:42:19,081 Or is it a mistake? It was my boyfriend, you know, of years. 859 00:42:19,081 --> 00:42:21,124 We go on a trip; we film a video. 860 00:42:21,124 --> 00:42:23,585 It's embarrassing for that to be out there, 861 00:42:23,585 --> 00:42:24,878 but it's not the most scandalous thing, 862 00:42:24,878 --> 00:42:26,922 and I'm not gonna be made to feel that way. 863 00:42:27,881 --> 00:42:29,091 I'm just human. 864 00:42:29,842 --> 00:42:32,094 - Didn't we deal with this the first season of Keeping Up? 865 00:42:32,094 --> 00:42:34,805 This is a good omen, you guys. - What's a good omen? 866 00:42:34,805 --> 00:42:37,474 KHLOÉ: Talking about s-- your sex tape in the first season. 867 00:42:37,474 --> 00:42:39,268 I feel like we're back to day one. 868 00:42:39,268 --> 00:42:41,562 - Oh my god, how amazing. KHLOÉ: It's a good omen. 869 00:42:41,562 --> 00:42:43,730 - Um, so, what do we do, Marty? 870 00:42:43,730 --> 00:42:45,941 TRACY [on phone]: Marty, let's say it's a brand-new tape 871 00:42:45,941 --> 00:42:47,818 that Kim doesn't even know exists. 872 00:42:47,818 --> 00:42:51,488 - I mean, I-I'm 99% sure, 873 00:42:51,488 --> 00:42:53,866 but the fact that these people keep saying they have a tape, 874 00:42:53,866 --> 00:42:56,910 what if I was [bleep] sleeping and he stuck a dildo up my ass? 875 00:42:56,910 --> 00:42:59,121 I don't know. - Oh my gosh. 876 00:42:59,121 --> 00:43:01,748 I would hope you would wake up from that. KIM: I don't remember anything. 877 00:43:01,748 --> 00:43:05,502 It's completely illegal, have Marty scare the shit out of this guy. 878 00:43:05,502 --> 00:43:08,714 TRACY: Whatever he has, isn't that considered stolen property? 879 00:43:08,714 --> 00:43:10,591 - I'll sue for nominal damages. 880 00:43:10,591 --> 00:43:13,260 The message is more important than the dollars at this point. 881 00:43:13,260 --> 00:43:14,428 The messaging. 882 00:43:14,428 --> 00:43:15,596 - You're not doing anything wrong. 883 00:43:15,596 --> 00:43:17,431 You're protecting yourself and your reputation 884 00:43:17,431 --> 00:43:18,348 for your children's sake. 885 00:43:18,348 --> 00:43:19,850 KIM: Yeah, and I'm not doing anything wrong. 886 00:43:19,850 --> 00:43:23,437 I'm protecting myself for my reputation and my children's sake. 887 00:43:24,688 --> 00:43:25,522 - [whispers]: Good one. 888 00:43:25,522 --> 00:43:28,650 - It's 5 P.M. We gotta move fast. - They're gonna post this. Like, soon. 889 00:43:28,650 --> 00:43:31,486 We gotta move fast and start calling people. 890 00:43:31,486 --> 00:43:32,529 MARTY: All right, let me call. - Okay, let me call you back. 891 00:43:32,529 --> 00:43:35,157 Let me just call Kanye really quick. KRIS: I have his number. 892 00:43:35,157 --> 00:43:36,658 [line ringing] 893 00:43:37,117 --> 00:43:38,243 - It's okay. 894 00:43:39,703 --> 00:43:41,580 It's okay. - It's not okay, though. 895 00:43:41,580 --> 00:43:44,499 It's not, you know? On Roblox. 896 00:43:44,499 --> 00:43:48,378 You know, Saint was on Roblox yesterday, 897 00:43:48,378 --> 00:43:51,757 and a [bleep] thing popped up and he started laughing 898 00:43:51,757 --> 00:43:55,260 and was like, "Mommy, look," and it was a picture of my cry face. 899 00:43:55,260 --> 00:43:58,889 And it was a game that someone made of Roblox [sniffles] 900 00:43:58,889 --> 00:44:01,808 and it said "Kim's New Sex Tape" when you clicked on it. 901 00:44:01,808 --> 00:44:03,769 Thank god he can't [bleep] read yet, 902 00:44:03,769 --> 00:44:07,898 and it's, like, over my dead body is this shit gonna happen to me again. 903 00:44:07,898 --> 00:44:11,068 I just want it gone... you know? 904 00:44:11,068 --> 00:44:15,489 This is not gonna [bleep] with me... Like, it's not. 905 00:44:15,489 --> 00:44:17,866 So, I just want it gone. 906 00:44:17,866 --> 00:44:19,493 KRIS: I am a mama bear. 907 00:44:19,493 --> 00:44:22,287 These are my children. This is my whole life. 908 00:44:22,287 --> 00:44:25,624 And it's really hard to see my kids go through stuff like this 909 00:44:25,624 --> 00:44:29,336 when people are always trying to attack. 910 00:44:29,336 --> 00:44:31,296 - It's just annoying, you know? 911 00:44:31,296 --> 00:44:34,383 Like, I almost died when, like, Saint thought it was funny. 912 00:44:34,383 --> 00:44:37,386 The one thing that got me kinda just, like, more calm about it 913 00:44:37,386 --> 00:44:39,471 was when I was crying, Kanye was like, 914 00:44:39,471 --> 00:44:42,599 "Listen, you have the power. Nothing will cancel you. 915 00:44:42,599 --> 00:44:45,269 Stop worrying about the public perception," 916 00:44:45,269 --> 00:44:46,979 like, "You know who you are." 917 00:44:48,647 --> 00:44:51,275 Okay, wait, this is, this is them calling about this thing. 918 00:44:51,275 --> 00:44:53,485 Let me call you right back. Okay, bye. 919 00:44:53,485 --> 00:44:55,571 Okay, so here's the thing, Marty. 920 00:44:55,571 --> 00:44:58,365 Get something drafted and so that it can be taken down immediately. 921 00:44:58,365 --> 00:45:01,201 I don't want it to be copied. I have four [bleep] kids. 922 00:45:01,201 --> 00:45:02,494 I can't go through this again. 923 00:45:02,494 --> 00:45:04,454 This was, like, 20 years ago. 924 00:45:04,454 --> 00:45:05,914 I'm not gonna go through this again. 925 00:45:05,914 --> 00:45:07,875 I know the right attorneys this time. 926 00:45:07,875 --> 00:45:09,459 I know exactly what to do this time. 927 00:45:09,459 --> 00:45:11,545 I'm not gonna let this happen to me again. 928 00:45:11,545 --> 00:45:13,172 So, we're gonna get on top of this. 929 00:45:13,172 --> 00:45:18,510 I have all the time, all the money, and all of the resources 930 00:45:18,510 --> 00:45:21,013 to burn them all to the [bleep] ground. 931 00:45:24,016 --> 00:45:26,435 KIM: This season on The Kardashians... 932 00:45:29,062 --> 00:45:31,815 I'm excited for this new chapter for people to see. 933 00:45:31,815 --> 00:45:33,817 - Live from New York. 934 00:45:34,985 --> 00:45:37,821 - Hi, I'm Kim Kardashian West and I'm hosting SNL this week. 935 00:45:40,282 --> 00:45:42,492 - I don't know. - Or his big [bleep]. 936 00:45:42,492 --> 00:45:43,744 - I don't know who that is. 937 00:45:43,744 --> 00:45:44,661 - Woo! 938 00:45:44,661 --> 00:45:46,788 - Our lives are so hectic and busy. 939 00:45:46,788 --> 00:45:47,831 - What a good problem to have. 940 00:45:47,831 --> 00:45:50,501 Two sisters that are supposed to have the same cover. 941 00:45:50,501 --> 00:45:52,252 KRIS: For American Vogue. 942 00:45:52,252 --> 00:45:54,463 KIM: No matter what, with how big our family is, 943 00:45:54,463 --> 00:45:56,465 we always have an emergency. 944 00:45:56,465 --> 00:45:58,634 - You're freakin' me out with scissors right there. 945 00:45:58,634 --> 00:45:59,468 - Oh shit. 946 00:45:59,468 --> 00:46:01,178 KRIS: Oh shit. ALL: Oh shit. 947 00:46:03,180 --> 00:46:05,933 KOURTNEY: Travis and I want to have a baby. 948 00:46:08,143 --> 00:46:10,145 - No spit? - No spit. 949 00:46:10,145 --> 00:46:12,022 [screaming] 950 00:46:12,022 --> 00:46:16,026 - One of the biggest things in her life is about to happen 951 00:46:16,026 --> 00:46:18,111 and Kourtney has no idea. 952 00:46:20,155 --> 00:46:22,115 [cheering] 953 00:46:25,744 --> 00:46:28,288 - Do you have, like, sympathy for Scott? 954 00:46:28,288 --> 00:46:30,290 - Yeah. - 'Cause it doesn't feel like you do. 955 00:46:30,290 --> 00:46:32,292 - Could you imagine if I singled you out, 956 00:46:32,292 --> 00:46:34,837 the only person that I cared about, 957 00:46:34,837 --> 00:46:37,297 I deliberately didn't invite? 958 00:46:37,297 --> 00:46:41,134 - But, Scott, I'm saying sorry. What I'm-- - I've not heard you say sorry. 959 00:46:41,134 --> 00:46:43,637 - I'm out. This is so [bleep] ridiculous. - Oh my god. 960 00:46:43,637 --> 00:46:45,597 - We're not the problem, you're the [bleep] problem, 961 00:46:45,597 --> 00:46:46,807 and here's what the problem is, 962 00:46:46,807 --> 00:46:48,851 that we [bleep] covered for you [bleep] assholes 963 00:46:48,851 --> 00:46:49,977 this many times. 964 00:46:49,977 --> 00:46:52,020 KRIS: We always have something super important. 965 00:46:52,020 --> 00:46:55,065 - Kanye flew home last night. I wanna show you guys what he got me. 966 00:46:56,650 --> 00:46:59,778 KRIS: Oh my god. KIM: It'll never stop. 967 00:46:59,778 --> 00:47:00,988 Did you see what I sent you? 968 00:47:01,989 --> 00:47:05,450 He's been lying to you. He did a full declaration. 969 00:47:06,243 --> 00:47:09,288 ♪ tense music playing ♪ 970 00:47:11,832 --> 00:47:14,084 Oh my god. 971 00:47:16,461 --> 00:47:19,464 ♪ upbeat music playing ♪ 972 00:47:19,464 --> 00:47:22,676 ♪ Oh, oh, oh, oh-oh ♪ 973 00:47:22,676 --> 00:47:26,680 ♪ Oh, oh, oh, oh-oh-oh ♪ 974 00:47:28,182 --> 00:47:31,393 ♪ Livin' the good life, good life ♪ 975 00:47:32,227 --> 00:47:34,354 ♪ Good life, good life ♪ 976 00:47:34,354 --> 00:47:37,774 ♪ Livin' the good, good, good life ♪ 977 00:47:42,988 --> 00:47:44,990 ♪ 978 00:47:55,000 --> 00:47:57,002 ♪