[♪ upbeat music playing]
[Kim] Previously on The Kardashians...
-[Greg Swales] Oh, my God. -[Julia Fox] Love that.
Wow.
-[crowd cheering] -[camera shutters clicking]
[photographer] Beautiful.
My mom is on a journey where she wants to be Zen,
and she wants to not complain about things.
-Damn. -[Khloé] Mom, it's not that big of a deal.
Okay, but those aren't my directions.
Clearly, that journey has not started.
[Kris] Where are they? Where'd they go?
I got it, I got it, I got it.
[people cheering]
It's a really big deal. I graduated law school.
-I did it! -[crowd] Yes!
We still have to do the bar.
Over six years of my life comes down to this one test.
I had to take the real bar twice, and I went to Yale Law School.
It is very, very hard.
I'm, like, absolutely gonna cry
'cause it's, like, [bleep] exhausting.
No, I really want it.
[phone ringing]
[bleep] bitch.
-I just left a chat with Khloé. -[Simon Huck] You did?
When someone gives me a reason
to just leave the conversation, I'm gonna take it.
Listen, I, I don't want to be a part of this drama at all.
Why not leave a chat if it's better for your mental?
She's just talking shit about everyone.
If you have something to say, let's talk it through.
[Kourtney] Oh, gosh. I think I'm gonna go actually.
Khloé's next to Kim,
and I'm at the end of the table?
I didn't have to deal with this lady
who morphed into Kris Jenner.
I am so [bleep] out of here.
Bye.
And I'm thinking to myself, I don't relate.
You can suck my big, fat [bleep].
[♪ dramatic music playing]
[♪ "We Making Moves" by Vanacore Music playing]
-♪ We makin' moves ♪ -♪ Oh whoa oh, hey, hey ♪
♪ We're makin' moves ♪
♪ Oh whoa oh ♪
♪ Show you how we do, hey ♪
Oh, you want to see all your food?
Look at this.
Everyone's coming 'cause they love you so much.
Today is a huge day.
It's Tatum and Amari's birthdays.
Amari!
Hi!
And I feel so special and happy
that I get to celebrate the both of them.
Hi, Amari.
-Happy birthday. -Happy birthday.
Happy birthday.
[♪ upbeat music playing]
Oh, hi, Tristan.
[Tristan Thompson] What's up, Mommy?
-[Kylie] Hi, Khloé. -Hi!
Wow. [kiss smacks]
Oh, is your hair straight?
Truzle, this is so cute.
-Hi. -Oh, hi.
[Kris] Almost your birthday, you're next.
[Kylie] I'm so excited. Woo!
Your lucky year. Woo!
I love coming to these parties for my grandkids,
it's so much fun.
I love your hair today.
I didn't have to plan it, and I didn't have to pay for it.
How are you?
At the end of the day, it's all about family.
-There you go. -Thank you.
-Is it bottled? -Uh, Voss.
I'm working on myself to become more Zen and calm.
Two room-temperature bottled water.
Thank you.
And just a little more life-of-the-party kind of person,
so that my kids love to be around me.
Yeah, no, I like it. I do like the idea.
I just keep getting a gazillion emails.
Of course, it's a Monday,
and I am trying to be Zen about it.
Okay. Bye, Brian. Bye.
So now, I have learned how to compartmentalize
all of these issues and deal with it later.
-[Cici Bussey] Oh, that's so good. -It's per-- I already got it.
Oh. Well, I'll just stand here anyway.
[♪ upbeat music playing]
[Kourtney] Hi, guys.
-Hi. -[Kylie] Hi.
[Khloé] Hi.
-[Kourtney] Hi. -[Khloé] Remember me?
[Kourtney] Happy born day to you, too.
[Khloé] Hi, Rock-Rock.
I have not talked to Kourtney since Kim's graduation.
I haven't heard from her.
It's Rocky, your cousin.
Hi, sweetie, no Sprite.
Why?
'Cause no sodas.
Wow.
-[Kris] Look-- Oh, wow. -Hi.
[Kris] Look who we have here.
I showed up.
[Kim] The bar exam is tomorrow.
I've studied really, really, really hard for this
every single day for months.
And the officer says, "'Cause you was doing 55 in the 54..."
-Mm-hmm. -...can you stop somebody
for going a mile over the speed limit?
-Yeah. -Yeah.
I haven't left my house in weeks.
Are you a mirage?
-Yes, I came. -You said you weren't coming.
-[Kim] I know, but I had to. -Wow.
I just feel like if I can pop over for an hour,
maybe it'll make me feel good about myself to, like, shower,
put on a little bit of makeup.
Tomorrow.
I'm going to go stay at a hotel close to where the bar is
just so everything could be quiet.
[Kourtney] So, I was thinking for something to do
that I was wanting to do,
-and I went to this place. -That's a great sentence.
Something to do.
I went to this place, I don't know the exact name,
The Motion Picture-- it's like an old age home.
I have done some work
with The Motion Picture and Television Fund.
It is a retirement community.
...and they do different things, like, they have movie nights.
They have, like, things where we could go play games with them.
I'm always looking for places
that my kids and I can get involved in.
One of my jobs as their mom is to help
show them how great it feels to help others.
So, you're saying you want...
[Kourtney] You and I.
-[Khloé] ...to volunteer... -Yes.
-[Khloé] ...at this old folks home? -Yes.
I thought that it was something that Khloé would enjoy
and that her and I could do together.
I would love to do that with you.
Tell me when. I would do something like that in two seconds.
Okay, let's plan it.
I absolutely love that Kourt invited me
to the senior citizen home with her.
Let's just try to get back on track.
[all] [singing] ♪ Happy birthday to you ♪
I cannot believe Tatum is three.
Like, that is such a big boy age.
♪ Happy birthday, dear Amari ♪
[♪ "Undeniable" by Lucky Dropout & Tim Halperin playing]
♪ You got something so undeniable ♪
[Khloé] So cute.
I mean, I feel like, literally, just yesterday,
I was bringing him home from the hospital.
I feel like he was just learning how to crawl
-and walk, talk. -[Tatum babbling]
Oh, man.
He's now a real human, obviously. [laughs]
♪♪
What's he doing?
-[♪ "Undeniable" continues playing] -[people cheering]
Yeah!
Woo!
[♪ upbeat music playing]
[Khloé] Kourtney actually invited me
to go to this retirement home with her
and have an afternoon with all these amazing people.
Kourtney randomly came down with COVID,
so she's unable to be here today,
and I still wanted to go, I didn't want to cancel.
I'm more than excited to go to the retirement home
all by my lonesome.
[phone chiming]
-Hello. -[Kourtney] [on phone] Hey.
Hi.
How are thee?
[Kourtney] I've got a new member in my COVID den today.
[Khloé] Stop.
-He has COVID, too? -[Kourtney] Yeah.
I'm on my way to the assisted living home and I'm so bummed--
What?
-What, why? -[Kourtney] I said, I know,
-that's the only reason-- -No, I heard what you said.
You didn't have to repeat yourself. I heard what you said.
I was-- was more shocked that you said such a thing.
[Kourtney] 'Cause I was on my Zoom.
We're in a really weird place
that I'm not used to her and I being in.
I'm sure she'll say it's me, and I might say it's her. I don't know.
[Kourtney] I'm doing these meetings right now,
you would love my organizer lady.
Got it. That-- You know, thank you.
Um, I just wanted to say I'm going to miss you.
This was going to be fun for us to do together.
[Kourtney] Not that I can't--
-Hello? -[Kourtney] I know.
I was really, really excited
to do this experience with Kourtney.
[Kourtney] I'm so sad that I'm not gonna be there,
but I'm proud of you for doing it.
I've been asking her for some one-on-one time
for a while now,
and it just hasn't really happened for us.
I don't know why my service is going out.
'Kay, don't know if you could hear me,
but I love you, and I'm so sorry
that you guys are all in bed sick.
So, we will have to continue to pause our one-on-one date.
-Hi, hon'. -How are you?
-Hi. -I'm Courtney.
-I'm Khloé. -Nice to meet you.
-Thanks for coming.
Yeah, thanks for having me.
[Courtney] This is awesome.
Hi. Khloé.
-[Courtney] This is Jackie. -Nice to meet you.
-I love your hair. -We're twins right now.
I know. You have it.
-This is Sandy. -I'm Sandy.
-[Khloé] Hi. -Whoa!
-[Courtney] Ooh. -[Khloé] No worries.
-Oh, you smell delicious. -[Khloé] Thank you.
-Can I take a shot? -Yes.
-Okay. -[group laughing]
-You're so beautiful. -Thank you. I'm Khloé.
Hi, Khloé, I'm Nicholas.
I am so excited to be here with these older folks.
"Being cremated is my last hope for a smoking, hot body."
[all laughing]
-[resident] Very black comedy. -No, I think you're good.
And these people are all people
that were in the entertainment business
some way or another,
so I feel like their stories are gonna be really, really juicy,
and I'm on the edge of my seat.
Are we gonna play shuffleboard?
We are. We're gonna play shuffleboard.
Here we go, kids. Let's be serious about this.
-Yep. Oh, look at the form. -That's too hard.
-[Khloé] Way too hard. -[resident 1] Too hard.
-[resident 2] Too hard. -[resident 3] Too hard.
[Khloé] You have to get a feel for it.
I used to play shuffleboard with my grandparents
in the '90s, dare I say.
[resident] Alright, alright.
-What? -[producer] Do you know how it, like--
You push the [bleep] disc.
A little bit further.
-Come on, into the right. Come on. -Come on. Go!
-[Sandy] You can go. Come on. -[Khloé] Go!
It's not listening.
-[Madeline] Oh, shoot. -[Khloé] Okay.
I mean, I didn't love my 30s.
I absolutely love my 40s.
He's a shuffleboard shark.
And I know I'm gonna love 50s, 60s, 70s.
I'm just... I'm manifesting it now.
[laughter and applause]
Everyone is just happy. I just love the lightness.
[Courtney] You need to come back for happy hour.
That's what we were just saying, like, why aren't we drinking?
-[all laugh] -I have an Annie Lennox story.
-Anyone remember Annie Lennox? -[resident 1] Of course!
-[resident 2] Yes. -[resident 3] Love.
Well, I was doing The Arsenio Hall Show stage managing,
and she was one of the guests.
Bob Barker was unbelievable.
I mean, he actually showed up.
I came up the steps thinking I would see Alice,
and it was Marlon Brando.
Oh, my gosh.
Honestly, the name-dropping, it's...
Kris Jenner would have a field day.
She invited me to her dressing room afterwards.
We have Arsenio Hall, we have Annie Lennox.
-[all laugh] -A happy ending. Woo!
[Khloé] I was holding my basket just picking 'em up,
saving them for Kris Jenner.
She has a very special reason for loving this place.
I met my husband here.
-Mm. -[resident] Oh, my goodness.
-And we got married here 11 years ago. -Aw.
-How nice. -And they put on
the most incredible wedding.
-Aw. -They had music, they had flowers,
and my dog was the ring bearer.
-[laughter] -I had a three-legged Yorkie,
-Dexter. Yeah. -[Sandy] Dexter.
-That's so sweet. -[Madeline] Yeah.
[Khloé] What a lucky duck is Madeline.
I mean, if that's not light at the end of the tunnel for me,
I don't know what else is
'cause that means I can go to a retirement center
and maybe find the one.
Thank, Khloé, so much for coming and doing this.
Aw, thank you, guys.
I'm sorry that Kourt missed out and is sick,
but I have had the time of my life and I cannot wait to come back.
Yay! You guys, thank you so much.
I'll come back when maybe it's not so hot.
I'm totally gonna bring my margarita machine back. Hello?
Everyone is so sweet.
[♪ upbeat music playing]
[♪ dramatic music playing]
[Kim] It's game time, baby.
It's game time. You excited I'm going in for my test?
-[Saint] Oh yes. -I love you, bye.
Today is the day.
It is here. I slept like shit.
I get here to be downtown,
and it was like New York City.
It was loud as can be.
A guy was on the street corner just blasting music
with a huge boombox.
Hopefully, I'll sleep tonight. It's just day one.
[Saint] Just think about getting an A-plus.
I love you, Mom.
[Psalm] Good luck!
[Kim] That is so cute.
The bar exam is over two days.
It used to be a three-day exam, but it's now a two-day exam.
So, today is essays,
and I'm kind of happy to get them out of the way.
Look at how sweet this is, guys.
My mom gave this to me last night.
It's my dad's law notebook, and I hope
the cameras were on at the house, you saw the moment she brought it in.
The inside is filled with my dad's law stationery.
It was really sweet.
That was really special,
just to like, walk in with like all my notes
in something that was my dad's, that he studied with.
Just gave me a little extra power from above.
[♪ tense music playing]
Nerves are setting in.
I woke up, like, an hour before my alarm.
My stomach was killing me.
My head was pounding, and I just was like,
"Evidence? What? Hearsay?" Like, you dream about it.
[♪ tense music playing]
I don't get shook by many things,
but this experience was like, "Oh, okay, respect."
Respect for doing this to anyone that does it.
Okay, well, I know what I know, and it is what it is.
Over six years of my life that I've been studying for
is all going into one test,
and my life, my outcome,
everything that I've ever worked for on this
comes down to this one test.
[indistinct chatter]
[♪ dramatic music playing]
-[siren blaring] -[horn honking]
Going in, the first three hours, I was really confident.
My first three essays, I felt like, "Okay, I've got this."
I knew these subjects, I knew all the rules,
I knew how to analyze everything. I felt really confident.
Then we go into the second round,
and it was Constitutional Law,
which I was not planning on.
That was not on our high priority list of an essay.
[♪ dramatic music playing]
[FaceTime ringing]
[Erin Haney] [on phone] Hey.
That was the most humbling experience of my life.
-Like, the roller coaster... -[Erin] Right?
...is, like, insane. [crying]
-I'm just, like, so emotional about it. -[Erin] Oh, no.
Aw!
[♪ somber music playing]
[sniffles]
[sighs heavily]
[♪ solemn music playing]
-[Kim] I just like-- -[Erin] You can do this.
-You can do this. -I just don't think
I did that good on the last set,
and it's, like, messing with me.
[♪ poignant music playing]
-[sniffles, sighs heavily] -[Erin] Yeah...
I'm just exhausted.
[Erin] You've got this.
Okay.
-I just-- -[Erin] I am sure you killed it.
I just ran out of time on my PT, you know?
-I just, like, needed-- -[Erin] Everybody runs out of time.
I needed, like, 20 more minutes.
[Erin] Every...
[Jessica Jackson] [on phone] Everybody runs out of time.
[Erin] Everyone runs out of time.
That's why people are like, "It's a horrific experience."
I just... I really need to pass this, you know?
It's so unique and-- and horrifying,
but everyone feels that way.
[Jessica] It's a mind- [bleep]. That's all it is.
It's a mind- [bleep]. Everyone runs out of time.
You're gonna get points from what you did in there.
You don't have to get through the whole thing.
I just hope it's enough points.
I'm literally, like, crying because I just feel like,
how did I start so strong
and... not finish off that way?
This really, really messes with me.
I just-- I don't know.
It's such a roller coaster.
I would never do that again.
[Jessica] But can I just tell you that I was gonna be
really, really, really worried today
if you called us and told us that you knew
-for a fact you killed it. -Yes.
Like, nobody who I know who's passed walked out of there
and was like, "I 1,000% passed this thing."
-Nobody. -[Kim] Yeah.
I feel like I'm really solid on my multiple choice,
so I've got to, like, let today go.
-[Erin] You got this. -[Jessica] Bye.
-Okay, bye. -[Erin] Bye.
[Kim] I have no clue how I did.
I just have to let it go and start fresh tomorrow.
[♪ poignant music continues]
Alright, let's-- let's study.
♪♪
[♪ upbeat music playing]
[banging]
♪♪
♪ Yeah, I put the work in ♪
♪ Clocked in 'cause you know I've been workin' ♪
Hi. Good, how are you?
What is this cake?
Coffee cake. It's really good.
-Can we get one piece for the table? -Do you want it warmed up?
-Sure. Hi. -[overlapping chatter]
Today, we are meeting with Erin Brockovich.
I've invited all my mom friends
because Erin said she has some big news for us
regarding the Calabasas landfill.
-Hi. -[Erin Brockovich] Hello.
-[Kourtney] How are you? -Hi, Kourtney, how are you?
-Good, how are you? -I'm good. How are you?
-Good. -It's nice to see you.
I call them my mom friends.
They're your mom friends?
-They're my mom friends. -[friend 1] That's our official title.
Thirty years, I've always learned in all of these issues,
it's always the moms rising
that come to the challenge and the forefront.
And when they can work with local governance,
especially mayors and city councils
'cause it's such a local issue,
action happens through all of their protests.
And-- And, clearly, Kourtney's involvement in being there
and trying to stop it,
City Council of Calabasas unanimously voted and decided
that the debris will be tested,
-so that's a big win... -[friend 2] Wow!
-[friend 3] Yeah, that's huge. -[Erin] ...for all of the moms.
And City Council responded to you and all of you
showing up at that protest.
I'm just sorry I wasn't there.
-[Kourtney] Ah. Next time. -Next time.
Yeah. [laughs]
The City Council voted unanimously
that the fire debris should be tested.
-[♪ upbeat music playing] -[crew cheering]
Woo!
[friend 1] I felt like when we left, like...
-What do we think we're-- What do we... -I felt stupid, yeah. Like, we left...
-...think we're doing? -[friend 1] ...and we were like,
"Oh, my God."
As crazy as I felt in the moment maybe,
going and protesting,
like, I-- something within me knew that I needed to do that
and it just feels really good that it made a difference.
This lady said to me the other day, she was like,
"Would you run for the..."
I don't even know what the term was
of, like, some kind of council or something
and I'm like, "So nice to think of me. I don't know anything."
And-- And I was like, "I'm so overwhelmed.
-Like, I'm-- have seven kids." -Oh, yeah.
[Kourtney] And she was like, "Oh, it's-- it's not a big deal.
It's four days a week."
-[laughter] -And I was like, "Four days a week?
I don't have it-- I-- It's hard for me to find an hour to, like..."
-Shower. -[Kourtney] Right.
I'm happy to lend my voice any time I can for these issues,
and it's just empowering to know
that I could make a difference.
Remember how helpless we felt after the protest?
-[friend] Yes. -And so, doesn't this make you feel good
that we were actually right?
[Erin] Yeah. Yeah, but that would've never happened
had not everyone shown up at those protests.
-[Kourtney] Yeah. -[Jessie] And made some noise.
So, you did make a difference.
-Yeah. -[Erin] All of you.
The thing on our grass.
[friend] "Make it make sense."
-"Make it make sense." -[Jessie] "Make it make sense."
-Jessie 2025: "Make it make sense." -[friend] Yes.
But it's true!
It's like-- But it's like even for Calabasas
to unanimously vote to, like, test it,
like, and I'm very grateful that our city did do the right thing...
-Yeah. -...but it's like it-- I-- it makes me sad
that it's, like, such a momentous thing for us to just do the right thing.
We're in 2025, and how is it that we're so handicapped still?
-Right. -And everything takes so long
and it just doesn't make sense to me.
-"Make it make sense." -[all laugh]
There's obviously more work to do
and now the debris has to get tested, but I'm so proud.
-Job well done. -[all] Thank you.
Job well done.
You guys, are we ready to go?
[all] Yes.
-If anyone wants... -[Erin] Resounding yes!
...a Kourtney house walkthrough tour,
feel free.
Oh, that's fun!
-Do you wanna come? -Yes!
-Bye, Erin. Thank you so much. -Kourtney, it's my pleasure.
-Good to see you. -[indistinct chatter]
[♪ upbeat music playing]
[Khloé] I'm really excited
because Scott and I are presenting at a Hulu event.
-Hey. -Hello, Khloverton.
You look good with the jacket on.
We're creating a new show together for Hulu
that will be about Calabasas, the families out there,
but I'm not in the show.
-How are you, Lordy? -I'm good.
Okay. Play it cool.
-I'm great! -Okay.
[♪ upbeat music playing]
I love reality TV.
I've obviously done reality TV for years.
I've produced a few shows,
even a handful of crime shows that I've really enjoyed.
So, I do like being involved in that end as well.
Hulu requested for us to be here.
They don't ask a lot of us, why not?
Do we know what this is?
-I have the questions. -Is it like an upfront--
-Questions? -[Khloé] Sort of.
-What do you mean? -What do you think we're doing there?
We're on a panel?
[Khloé] Shut up, Scott.
So, it's a 20-minute conversation in front of 200 guests.
Yo, nobody has told me that.
-I thought we were going... -Seventy-five--
...to a straight cocktail party.
[laughs] Surprise!
-Oh, my God. -Seventy-five influencers and 75 media.
Yo, [bleep] me dry.
[♪ upbeat music playing]
[host] Alright, we're gonna get kicking off "Get Real" here with Hulu.
Make some noise for 'em.
[coordinator] Head inside, take lots of pics,
and enjoy yourselves.
-Grab pictures. -Who are all these people?
Oh, my gosh, this is, like, real.
What is happening? We don't even know what we're doing.
Scott is freaking me out.
[host 2] Please welcome, Khloé Kardashian, Scott Disick,
and executive producer of The Kardashians, Danielle King.
[cheering and applause]
There's no turning back for Scott now.
I'm dragging him out on stage. What's gonna happen?
Like, it's not Squid Games.
Oh, my gosh. Thank you.
-[laughter] -[Danielle King] Are you guys ready?
Khloé, Scott?
-[Khloé] Oh, yes. -Who is most likely to fake being sick
so they don't have to show up?
-Kylie. -Kylie. Oh.
Who is most likely to tell a white lie
-to get what they want? -Kris.
Who is most likely to accidentally reveal a secret
and then say, "Wait, you didn't know that?"
-Kim. -Kim. Ah!
We do have one more announcement.
-There he is. -[Rob Mills] What's up, guys?
-What's happening? -Oh, hey, Rob! You look so nice.
So do you guys. Thank you both for being here.
But let's talk about something new.
Should we break Kardashian news?
[crowd cheering]
-It's very exciting. -[Danielle] Absolutely.
As everybody knows, Calabasas is a gated community,
and we all want to know what's happening
behind the gates of Calabasas.
Who are all these people in the extended lives
of the Kardashians?
So, Khloé and our partners at Fulwell
are developing Calabasas: Behind the Gates.
-[all cheering] -Very exciting, very new. But--
-[Rob Mills] Very exciting. -Yes.
Now it's out there that we're doing this show.
I feel like a little pressure.
I've, obviously, done reality TV for years,
produced a few shows.
This is out of my comfort zone, so more details to follow.
-[Rob Mills] Coming soon. -[Khloé] Thank you, Rob.
[Rob Mills] Well, thank you, guys, so much for being here.
-[Khloé] Hi. -Hi.
[Khloé] How are you?
[influencer] The Mormons and the Kardashians.
-I love your podcast. I've been listening. -Thank you.
That's so nice of you.
Scott just got on the bandwagon. He's excited.
-Have you guys all seen it? -Yeah. It was good.
-Can we all get a group photo? -[Khloé] Yes.
Dad, just take it.
-[Brooks] I know. -[Khloé] Aw.
You dad looks young.
Uh--
[♪ upbeat music playing]
-Hi. -[Khloé] [on phone] Hey, girl.
Hey.
-[Khloé] How are you doing? -Whew!
Good. My neck is just--
Ooh, I see a little delivery.
-Oh, it's so heavy. -[paper rustles]
Oh, my gosh, this is amazing.
Oh, my gosh.
Now this is the best law book I've--
[Khloé] Oh, my gosh, they didn't put it in a box?
Oh, wow. What a wrapping job.
"Kimberly's Kode of Law."
-This is amazing. -[Khloé] You got this.
Oh, my gosh, Kim is going to crush the bar.
There's never been someone that is more prepared.
In Kim we trust.
Alright, I got to go. I got to focus. I love you.
-[Khloé] Okay. Love you, bye. -Bye.
♪ We've been searching... ♪
[Kim] I really do need to pass the bar.
I always have a backup plan
and, you know, if I could just be a lawyer and do just that,
I would absolutely love that.
♪ And it all comes down to this ♪
[♪ upbeat music playing]
♪ And it all comes down to this ♪
We did it.
It is what it is. It's in God's hands now.
Yeah?
I don't know.
I mean, you have no idea.
[Kim] It could be horrible.
The whole journey, I said, this is one and done,
and I don't have the time for it.
Like, I don't have the time to take away from my kids.
I don't have the luxury of stopping projects
and work stuff and stepping away.
No.
No, I have to.
♪ No one said that this was going to be easy ♪
♪ Just follow the feeling ♪
♪ You'll get there, believe it... ♪
Sainty! [laughs]
I missed you.
It's over. You get your mommy back.
It's over! Are you so excited?
[Saint laughing]
Alright.
Should we have a book-burning party?
I really wasn't a fan of school,
so the fact that I've done this
and I've done it absorbing everything about it
and I know it, makes me so happy,
that, like, there was something in life
that I found a passion for, wanted to explore it,
followed through, and finished it.
Like, that's just the best feeling in the entire world.
Let's just-- I don't want to see them.
I've missed you.
[Saint grunts]
Okay.
Alright, Sainty.
Come sit and have dinner with me.
[♪ dramatic music playing]
[seagulls cawing]
♪ I know what it's going to take ♪
♪ To make me show you ♪
♪ That I'm more than just a name to talk about ♪
-[Kourtney] Khloé. -Oh, hi.
-Should I take off shoes? -[Khloé] No, you're fine.
-I don't think I'd love people to wear... -I was-- Hi!
...shoes on my rug.
So, that's a nice perspective. [chuckles]
One thing that I've really, really hated about this year
has been mine and Kourt's dynamic.
We started the season off rocky.
Are you still mad about the group chat?
You're such a pussy.
[Kourtney] Why is that a pussy, to leave the chat?
To leave the chat because you can't face having a conversation?
No, it's called "protect the energy" and...
-You're the one that started it. -...and I move, I move on.
Our chat is called the "OGs Positive Vibes Chat,"
and it's been nothing but negativity.
Like, it's just started really bad,
and it continued to get worse and I don't know why.
I didn't have to deal with this lady
who morphed into Kris Jenner.
We were supposed to drive together, but calm down.
-We were... -[Khloé] Stop flattering me.
...but you had a very strict schedule. Bye!
The texting got really out of control.
Kourtney and I are not talking.
We got into th-- Well, she blocked me. We got into a crazy fight.
She was rage-texting hate messages about me
to Kim thinking I couldn't see,
-but I saw all of them. -[Cici] [on phone] What?
"Her snarky dumbass comments
"every time she's in a scene talking shit about me
"while I'm living my beautiful life.
She's a miserable lady, and I just can't be around her ever."
She said, "God, you're so [bleep] annoying.
"Khloé, you boil my blood.
"We're clearly in two different dimensions.
"You offend me, so [bleep] off
and [bleep] your ungratefulness."
It's mean.
[Cici] It can't get worse. You got to repair this.
I just feel like we just need to talk it through,
and i did text her and unblocked her.
Said, "Clearly, I feel like we need to speak."
Well, I wanted to come over.
I wanted to apologize because I blacked out.
I'm not really sure what I texted you.
First of all, it was a good learning lesson
because I never knew...
-[Kourtney] If you block someone-- -...if you block someone in a group chat,
-they can still see your rage messages. -I had no idea.
-And I kept saying-- -Well, I've never blocked anyone
-besides maybe a psycho ex-boyfriend. -Nice.
-Oh, and me. Lovely. -And then you.
I was just, like, venting to Kim and saying things
I wouldn't have said if I knew Khloé was on there,
but it was meant to be, I guess.
I just needed to, like, block the energy
-and then I just blacked out and... -[Khloé] Yeah.
...rage unleashed.
-That you did. -Um, so I apologize.
-[Khloé] Thank you. -And I heard that you were pretty upset,
and Mom and Kim both called me.
Oy.
And then, um, Mom was like,
"You know, I get so sad about Auntie Karen every day
and you should call Khloé."
[softly] I'm sorry.
[♪ poignant music playing]
[crying] It's been really hard with you guys.
♪♪
[sniffling]
[birds chirping]
[Kourtney] I'm sorry.
Why are you gonna cry?
-[♪ poignant music playing] -[Kourtney sniffles]
[crying] Just 'cause it's been really hard with you guys...
[sniffles]
...over the past, like...
Honestly, it's-- it's not since I've been with Travis
'cause I was, like, looking up videos yesterday
and I was like, "This has been, like, so many years."
Um... it's just, like...
[sniffles]
...hard the way that...
I feel like you guys misunderstand me, one,
and just the way that you guys treat me,
and I feel like I snap every once in a while
and that was an instance of, like, snapping...
[sniffles]
...and I don't want to do that
and I try to keep myself, like, away
and I feel like you guys are like, "Why are you away?
Why don't you come around? Why isn't it the same?"
But then I'm like, it just hasn't been
for so many years and it just...
[sniffles]
...I think there's, like, obviously so many reasons why,
and it's like not anyone's fault but,
like, I've made, like, a life for myself
and I am happy and I'm sometimes overwhelmed
'cause I'm, like, have seven kids and so much to do
and I have a husband with a really full life and career
that I also like to support.
It's a lot.
It's not because of Travis.
I'm not blaming anything on Travis.
Do I notice that there's been a separation
of the family and your family?
Yeah, I don't think that's-- I don't know why.
Because I think it started as something personal.
Like, I think when we were first together,
when we were like, "We don't feel supported,"
or whatever things that in the beginning we were like,
"We feel like you're-- guys are more concerned about Scott."
I don't know if you were married yet or it was your first Christmas together,
but you kept sending videos of, like, it's--
"When someone's married, we're gonna have our own family,
our own traditions."
You would just send these videos.
-It made us all feel-- -What videos?
-On DM to our OGs chat. -Oh, yeah.
Like, you were basically saying you weren't
coming over anymore on Christmas.
Mom would cry about it.
We were all like, "If she has something to say, say it."
And, like, you're allowed to be married
and have your own tradition,
-but then we can still-- -Mm-hmm.
Like, people still go to their parents' house and, like, still have--
It doesn't mean, like, you just aren't in the family anymore.
-Mm-hmm. -And so, like, that's when I think
a lot of us were like, "Why is she saying this to us?"
'Cause we would talk about it that Christmas
and then you guys did end up showing up
and we were so happy that you guys came
and, like, that means a lot,
those little things that shows an effort.
I do, you know, I think not come around sometimes
because it's just...
I'll start to come around and I'll think everything's fine,
and then I'm like watching edits of the show and I'm like...
there's just, like, these shit-talking,
like, after I hang up the phone.
We do TV time before bed.
[Kourtney] [on phone] Yeah, she's just saying to stop it an hour before.
That's from the American Academy of Pediatrics.
[Khloé] 'Kay, well, I love you. This has been great.
-Thank you. -[Kourtney] I love you. Bye.
Bye. Wow.
She's informative.
She is.
Or, like, afterwards, like, at Kim's graduation,
like why is that Kim's [bleep] lifers,
like, talking shit about me, like, with their, like,
little snarky remarks and everyone and I'm just like,
no wonder I leave feeling like,
"God, I can't wait to get out of there
and I can't wait to get away from these people."
-That was enough for you? -[Kourtney] No, I have to.
She's the only person to ever have a baby.
[Kim] Always.
-God bless. -God bless.
[Kourtney] And I'm just like, "God bless"?
I'm going home to freaking breastfeed.
Like, are you guys well?
As if I'm doing something shameful.
Like, I drove an hour and a half.
The fact that I made it here was like a big deal for me.
It's a big deal for everyone in different ways.
Right, and I'm not asking for an award or an applause.
But I think when we are there,
at least just try to be in the moment as possible.
I think if the shoe was on the other foot
and we're there and you hear,
"I have to go in five minutes and dah dah dah,"
and, like, just complaining about the drive.
"I drove an hour and 40. I have to..."
Like, all those things are real,
-but it took everyone else... -Mm-hmm.
...a lot of time, effort to come to the same place, but just support,
or maybe just don't come
-if that's gonna be the narrative. -Mm-hmm.
It's like exactly what Mom does that makes me cringe.
How she'll be like,
when the-- when I got in a fight with Mom when we were at MJ's
'cause she's like, "I have to go do this call
and I have to go do this and blah blah blah."
And I noticed I do it, and I did it at the thing
where I'm, like, announcing, "I'm leaving in 30 minutes, guys."
Like, that's very Mom, you know?
And then I see it and then I'm like... "Don't do that."
[chuckles]
But I'm also asking like...
I don't know, I just don't want everyone to be like,
"Oh, Kourtney didn't sit down."
I think, also, there's parts that are obviously aren't seen.
Mom was stressing me out.
"You have to come to your sister's thing."
Yeah, I get it.
Sometimes I think things that I say or share
or something, like, come across as, like...
judgmental.
Like, I see you guys saying all the time,
like, I'm so judgmental and I'm, like,
I wish they would tell me in the moment 'cause, like,
my intention is not to be judgmental.
Like, I'm either sharing information,
like, which I'm an-- your older sister.
Like, it's like what older siblings do.
I know sometimes,
I guess the way that I say things,
it comes off like I'm, like, maybe shaming.
Our family is just,
we're always so critical of each other
that I think the instant reaction is
to just be defensive.
You're allowed to also just disagree with someone
or be like, "What the [bleep] are you talking about?"
And not have it be an attack.
-Like, we used to do that. -Well, that's how I feel
when I even said about the TVs,
I'm like, "Why are they talking shit about me when I hang up?"
Like, I was, like, literally just sharing information.
I wasn't like, "Don't you dare ever have a TV."
Like, I'm like, "This is what they're saying,
the studies show or whatever it is,"
and I don't want to come across as, like, judgmental
'cause it's not my intention.
I'm just like, "Oh, I saw this today."
I see different things every day, and it changes every day.
I feel like when you have a baby, or at least me,
and I've felt this in the past,
I'm, like, just don't relate to anyone.
I'm just like...
I don't feel like I relate
and I don't feel like anyone's making an effort
to relate to me either,
like, of the place that I'm at in my life
and, like, we could all be different and be okay,
but it's like if I'm not going with the flow
of what everyone else is doing,
it's somehow, like, not accepted.
It's clear as a [bleep] neon light.
Like, it's just I'm in a different place and they're like,
some of them are just not okay with it.
When I leave, for example,
or when we-- we hang up the phone about the TVs...
-Mm-hmm. -...I'm hanging up the phone,
I didn't think there was even anything.
I thought we had a normal conversation and then I hang up,
and I'm like, "Why are Khloé and Malika, like, shit-talking
when I'm, like, think everything's fine?"
So then I'm like, I'm not thinking about you guys after.
It makes someone be like, "I got it.
-You don't think about me." -Yeah.
[Khloé] Like, it's the only reaction would be, like...
-Yeah. -...to me, like, "Alright, [bleep] you."
-Yeah. -[Khloé] Like, I don't even know.
It's interesting to hear your perspective
because all of us feel like you, like, hate us...
and that you don't want to be a part of our lives.
I don't like how much divide there has been between us.
-Mm-hmm. -I don't like the way
we've both been treating one another.
You're someone that I love
and I have the best memories with
and I have the best relationship with,
I just haven't in the last few years.
All of those years, it created us
walking on eggshells around you because you weren't happy.
Because I think we didn't feel supported
also in the beginning by everyone, you know?
Maybe I'm grouping you guys together
and it's maybe not fair,
but I think little things that would...
-Oh, that's a nice realization. -...happen.
I want to feel that we can just talk and be normal.
I mean, it hurt my feelings, not something you did,
but when you and I were fighting and I was blocked from you
and Kim was like, "I mean, I talk to Kourtney all the time,"
and I remember thinking like,
"You talk to her all the time? Like, we never talk."
I miss you.
I miss not walking on eggshells around you.
I feel like I have to not say things
because I'm scared if I say it wrong--
But then you guys say it after and then I see it on the show,
-and then I'm like-- -But just like your texting,
you didn't know I can see you.
-We all talk shit after. -Yeah.
Some's recorded, some's not.
-Yeah. -[Khloé] You didn't know
I could see that dialogue. So you would--
Well, I don't normally talk shit about you.
-How do I know? -Well, 'cause I'm telling you,
I don't sit around and talk shit about you,
but I did, like, snap and I don't even remember what I said.
It's just that we've been in a weird place for years...
-Mm-hmm. -...and it just keeps building
'cause we're just trying to sweep something
and, like, never talk about it...
-Mm-hmm. -...and it...
the pot's boiling over.
I think I would just like to understand,
I feel like you have
some anger more towards me than other people
and maybe I'm an easier outlet.
I think it's just when I'm like...
asking of, like, what's everyone doing,
and then you're like, "Well, we're doing this."
But then there's no, like, "Do you want to join?"
[Khloé] Yes. You're right.
"Do you want to join" is going to be my signature from now on.
Mm-hmm. "Do you want to join?"
But I would love to get past that because I do miss you.
We all miss you. Like, we all love you, all of us.
Like, we-- You're part of us, that doesn't just get ignored.
Like, if you're not at events, we're not like, "Who's that girl?"
-Like, we're like, "Oh... -Yeah.
...if only Kourtney was here."
Like, when we're taking pictures, like, we all... we miss you.
We miss having all of us together.
It doesn't mean you have to be at all those events.
-I get it. There's a lot. -There's a lot.
Two years ago for my birthday, I said, "I don't want any present.
I want a date, you and I."
-Mm-hmm. -It could be one hour,
I can come over to your house,
anything, and that's still never happened.
And we've tried, but, like, life gets in the way.
We're all busy. I know you have your baby.
Totally get it. Rocky can be a part of our date.
I want to make us better.
I know deep down she wants to make us better.
I've noticed you've been trying,
and I'm really thankful for that.
And I'm just hoping
for Jane and Suzanne to get back together.
♪ Today is yesterday when does it end ♪
♪ Better times will come right back again ♪
♪ You can feel the high when you don't feel low ♪
-♪ Will you change, oh, you never know ♪ -That was so good!
[squealing]
Why?
I just want to get back good with you,
and I am not saying it's gonna be the same,
I'm not gonna pick you up and throw you around.
I get maybe that has sailed, but, like, I miss you.
I want a glimmer of our old relationship back.
♪ Hold on, never let go ♪
♪ Stay strong through the highs and lows ♪
♪ Hold on, never let go ♪
♪ Stay strong through the highs and lows ♪
Well, I miss you too, and...
Thank you.
...I would honestly do anything for you.
-[Khloé] Thank you. -Even if we're fighting.
-So... -That's nice.
...I am going to think of something that we can do together...
Nice. I would love that.
...that would be meaningful and nice.
I would love that more than you know.
Alright. Well, this was nice.
This was nice.
Thank you.
♪ Hold on, hold on, hold on ♪
I am so grateful and so happy
that we've ended on a positive note
and that we are putting the crap behind us
and we're gonna be onward and upward
and dare I say, go up and up and up.
Okay.
Should we hug it out?
-Should I sit on your lap? -Sure.
-Like old times. -Mm.
You're still as light as a feather.
Hundred and fourteen pounds.
-[Khloé] With bigger boobs. -Yep.
[Khloé] Thank you for coming over.
[Kourtney] Ah, thank you for having me.
[♪ dramatic music playing]
♪♪
[Kris] So, breaking news,
in just a few minutes,
Ms. Kim Kardashian,
future attorney in our family,
is going to get her bar exam results.
Now, whether or not she passes,
she's still gonna be our family attorney at some point,
so that's why I say "future attorney."
But God, I hope it's today.
♪ Looking for the best, I got it ♪
♪ Dressed up if it's fly, I'll rock it... ♪
Oh. Hello.
I was gonna bring a bottle of tequila and be like,
this is either for celebrating or for crying,
but I forgot the alcohol because I'm not--
Okay, thank you. I'm in the middle of a something.
But, um, I'm not feeling my best,
so my brain didn't remember, of course.
But, um, I am...
I'm a little nervous, but I'm excited.
Like, I'm just like, I don't know.
I more...
Like, I just want this so badly for her
and I know how badly she wants it for herself.
What time does it start? 5:00?
Well, don't they just post it at 5:00 or is it--
Well, yeah but, like, is that the time?
-So, 12 minutes-- -[Kim] Hey!
-[Kris] Hey, honey. -You're going to be here for this moment?
[Kris] I've been praying.
I went out, I saw a full moon.
I prayed to God.
I've asked Jesus, "Please let her pass the bar."
So what happens? It just shows up on the screen?
Well, I log in, and I'm logged into the Calif--
I'm actually nervous right now. I never get nervous.
-[Khloé] Obviously, this is crazy. -Do you want a shot of tequila?
[Kim] No. Should I?
I saw with my own eyes how hard Kim studied.
I saw how seriously she's taken this.
I saw how many years,
not days, not months,
years she's put into this.
It's not that she doesn't know the info.
Everything is embedded. It's in her [bleep] veins.
I know that. I've seen it.
I've seen the sacrifices she made.
-It's happening. -If everyone tells me
JFK Jr. took it three times,
-Kamala Harris took it-- -[Kris] Your dad took it twice.
No, it's happening.
The power of the tongue. It's happening.
[Kim exhales forcefully] Yep.
If she passes, I'm gonna be really happy for her.
If she doesn't pass,
we're just gonna lift her up.
We're gonna... have a pity party for five minutes,
and then we're gonna just try, try, try again.
Oh, you have your dad's notebook.
-Yep. -[Khloé] What time is it?
[♪ dramatic music playing]
-Sainty. -Sainty.
-I know, it's mean. -Sainty.
-[Kris] Ah. -[Khloé] Saint. Four minutes, Saint.
[Khloé] I know you're-- Look at you, you're dying.
Am I?
[♪ dramatic music playing]
[Khloé sighs]
Two minutes.
Mm.
I'm so used to... the feeling of...
-the worst happening, you know? -Kimberly, stop it.
Just stop.
One more prayer.
-Say a prayer. -Okay.
-Oh, it's time. -[Kim] [gasps] It's five o'clock.
Oh, my gosh, oh, my gosh, oh, my gosh, oh, my gosh.
[♪ dramatic music continues]
[sighs deeply]
♪♪
-I didn't make it. -[Khloé] How do you know?
-How do you know? -It says "fail."
No.
[crying] It's okay. I figured that.
No. No, no, no.
-Oh. -Why--
Why'd you figure that?
I just didn't feel good about my essays,
so I'm gonna see, but it's okay.
That's so crazy.
[speaker] I love you.
-It would've been amazing if I passed. -You worked so hard.
Damn.
[♪ somber music playing]
I want my scores, though.
Damn, it's my essays.
I knew it.
-[Kris] Oh, honey. -[Kim] It's okay.
-Oh, Kim, Kim, Kim. -It's okay.
♪ You stand and you look at the edge of the sea... ♪
-It sucks because you worked so hard. -It sucks.
It sucks. It sucks.
Damn, I really wanted this.
Well, this was your first time, Kim.
There's a lot of-- You know,
think of the smartest people in the world.
-It's just like what you were saying... -Damn.
...sometimes you just don't take a test well.
♪ But you can't keep standing there all your life... ♪
-Okay, I'm gonna call Chris. -You know?
-[Saint] Who's Chris? -[Kris] Who are you calling?
My professor.
[FaceTime ringing]
I didn't pass.
[Chris] Th-This doesn't define you.
I'm-- I'm encouraged by a lot of what I see here.
Like, yes, it's not what you wanted
because you want the P, right?
You-- You could care less,
and that's what anybody else is gonna look at.
I don't think they realized how close you were
and how hard you studied.
I love you so much.
-I love you. -And don't you-- I love you.
I'm-- No, I'm honestly not worried. I'm-- It's all good.
-[Kris] Bye, you guys. -Bye.
Call you later. I'll call you when I get to the house.
[Kourtney] [on phone] Oh, I feel so bad.
-[Kris] I know. -[Kourtney] God.
-[Kris] She worked so hard. -[Kourtney] Wow.
I tried to call her.
-I was actually about... -I know.
...to come over there, and then Rocky
fell asleep on me. [chuckles]
Aw.
-Alright. -[Kourtney] And I did...
We're filming, so I'm gonna, um, call you later.
-[Kourtney] That's awful. -I know.
[Chris] This is better than, like, expected. Like--
But why don't we also plan that this next time--
Hi, Chris. Why don't we also plan
that maybe she doesn't shoot a TV show,
not one, but two at the same time
-where you're memorizing lines... -I don't have time.
...and memorizing law.
Maybe, hopefully, your back won't go out.
The amount of shit that went wrong during this time.
Well, here's the thing.
I think season two of All's Fair is getting picked up,
-so I shoot the movie January to March. -That's--
-Congratulations. -Oh, thanks. Yeah.
-Critically acclaimed. -[crew laughing]
Um, I'm a big [bleep] loser this week.
-Kim! -[Kim laughs]
The ratings are the highest it's ever been.
The people that are being dicks are critics that hate us.
-I'm not a lawyer... -[Khloé] The fans--
...and I play a shitty one on TV.
-[Kim laughs] -Well, guess what?
You're gonna do great.
I'm so [bleep]. The viewers and the fans say--
It was either gonna be, like, the greatest week of my life
or the loser-est, shittiest week of my life.
You're gonna be okay.
-[Kim] I know. -Yeah.
-I know. -[Khloé] Okay.
So this just means that I, like, said in my head,
"I will open up my heart and my life to someone in--
as soon as the bar's done."
Nope, another year.
[Chris laughs]
Alright. What is the lesson here?
The lesson is to show your children
that no matter if you fail, you keep trying,
you get back up, even if it's public, if it's private,
you get back up and you show them how hard you work
and that you do not give up.
Wait, look at this.
I wrote, "What celebrities failed the bar on their first try?"
It says, "Kim Kardashian." [laughs]
-[Khloé] Love you. -[Kim] Bye, I love you.
♪ Falling is easy♪
♪ The hard part is picking yourself up... ♪
Like, it is what it is, you know?
Like, it's more-- It's like wasn't my time.
Like, my journey...
It sucks that I put in so much time.
But, like, I wanted it so badly.
Just wasn't my time.
And when it is, it'll be so good.
I know what I have to do.
I really do.
The journey of this process is just more important
than the outcome for me.
[whispering] We'll get there next time.
We really will. I feel good about it.
♪ You got the strength, so believe it ♪
♪ Anything's possible ♪
-[♪ determined music playing] -♪ Not giving up, I'm going to conquer ♪
♪ Finding someone new is harder... ♪
This year has been, probably, one of the toughest years
of my life personally.
Just finding that inner "give a [bleep]" to, you know,
take the bar exam, raising my four kids,
starring in scripted TV shows, a trial in Paris,
-graduating law school. -[cheering]
There's been a lot of personal things
that I've had to release and do and finish and accomplish
and I [bleep] did it.
With the hands in the pockets, smiling, who am I?
This has been the best year.
Twenty-eight, 10 years of Kylie Cosmetics.
So many more accomplishments.
-You're so beautiful. -[gasps] That one!
[photographer] That one.
And we got rid of the ghost, which is the best part.
-[producer] The ghost is gone. -[Kylie] The ghost is gone.
[producer] Woo!
Hallelujah.
I miss the company, I'm not gonna lie.
[♪ upbeat music playing]
♪ I'm sitting on a gold mine ♪
♪ Gonna show them that I'm worth it this time... ♪
What an amazing, incredible year.
I am growing my Lemme brand.
Traveling, we've been on tour.
I am in major mom mode.
-I'll hand it down. -Okay.
My house is behind, I have eight months to go.
I'm looking forward to getting back into that house
and create this new family home.
-[crew member] Hi, how you doing? Good. -♪ I'm just scratching the surface... ♪
[Kendall] This year has been great.
Uh, we said bye to Eldorado Meadow, which was bittersweet,
and so many new journeys, so many new chapters,
and so many amazing memories.
♪ On a gold mine ♪
[crew member] Oh, she is pretty smoking [bleep] hot.
She's so hot.
This has been the year of pushing myself to do things
that I stopped being comfortable doing.
Come on, True!
I've become more confident, and I'm so happy
that Kourtney and I made one another a priority.
And one day, our date together can happen.
Like old times.
Oh, the response from the trailer.
People are fangirling over you,
and they want more and more and more of you.
[Rob] [on phone] They're not fangirling, but I know what you mean.
No, they are. They're swooning, they're freaking out.
[Rob laughs]
[Rob] I would hope to be on season eight.
I definitely want to film on season eight.
♪ Give it all you got ♪
♪ And don't let nothin' hold you back ♪
I've learned so much about myself this year.
-[laughter] -I'm a lot more patient.
I'm a lot more Zen.
I think I try to be kinder,
-lead with love. -[ice rattling]
Everything we got's amazing.
But I'm so looking forward to next year, too,
and I can't believe I'm turning 70.
[Nick Saglimbeni] Alright, here we go. Supermodel energy.
Walk to camera.
And action!
[♪ joyful music playing]
[Nick] Really cute. Really cute.
And cut!
-I think we got it. -[producer] Alright.
[Nick] Thank you, ladies.
-That was fantastic! -[cheering and applause]
Season eight, tune in.
It's gonna get so good!
♪♪
[crew chattering]
[♪ upbeat music playing]
♪ Happy that we never gave up ♪
♪ Everything we do is be tight ♪
♪ I shout it to the world, we live, we live, we live ♪
♪ This is what they want... ♪
♪ Looking cool with what we got ♪
♪ We go, go, go, go ♪
♪ They know what we do ♪
♪ Serve it up like cordon bleu ♪
♪ Feel fly at the rendezvous ♪
♪ Like whoa, whoa, whoa, whoa ♪
♪ Whoa, whoa, whoa, whoa ♪
♪ We the best at doing, straight up ♪
♪ We, we, we, we live ♪
[phone chiming]
Hi.
-[Kylie] [on phone] Hi. -Hi!
[Kylie] First I wanna say, let's keep our head in the game.
Khlo-- Uh, Kylie, I'm moving into your guest house.
[Kylie] What do you mean?
I'm moving in there when I'm... 80.
-[Kylie] Uh, okay. - Okay. Good.
It's a deal.
You know they take things that are said
as contract in the state of California?
[♪ quirky music playing]
[Kylie] Did you record this conversation?
I did. I'm-- I'm filming right now.
[Kylie] Huh.
-[producer] It's on camera. -There's...
six people here listening to the whole thing.
-[Kylie] You have six witnesses? - Six witnesses.
[producer] We got it on camera, Kylie.
[Kylie] Shit.
[producer] [laughing] "Shit."
Sorry, bye. Love you.
Okay, got a place to live, guys.
A place to live in my old age.
[sing-songy] ♪ For free! ♪
[bell tolls]