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تیم ترجمه دینگو تقدیم میکند
<font color="#ff8000">@DingoSub</font>

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:مترجم
<font color="#8080c0">میمز. خانم گودو. استارلایت. آتیشپاره. نگاریو</font>

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:ویراستار
<font color="#8080c0">ترانه</font>

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(یه آهنگ خفن داره پخش میشه)

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<i>اوکی... بریم بچه‌ها</i>

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(صداهای نامفهوم)

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<i>آیییی حالا دیگه پول درمیاریم
حالا دیگه پول درمیاریم</i>

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<i>حالا دیگه پول درمیاریم-
یک، دو، سه-</i>

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بچه‌ها بیاین دیگه

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باید بریم خونه کیم، بریم

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<i>لب‌های قلوه‌ایت رو روی هم بذار و خوب برام بزن</i>

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<i>خیلی خوب برام بزن</i>

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<i>میخوام یه لیس گیرم بیاد</i>

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<i>و میخوام برم سر صبحی یه چیزی بخرم</i>

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<i>چرا؟</i>

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میخواین بریم باربیکیو کنیم؟-
بچه‌ها: آرههههه-

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<i>باورم‌ نمیکنن اما برین خاطرات رو چک کنین</i>

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<i>ایییی حالا دیگه ما پول درمیاریم
پول درمیاریم</i>

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<i>حالا دیگه پول درمیاریم</i>

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کلویی: سلام
مرد: سلام علیکم

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وای خیلی هیجان زده ام

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اومدم خونه جدیدم
ساختنش تقریبا تموم شده

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<i>اوه واو</i>

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<i>عالیه... خیلی برات خوشحالم
نمیتونم صبر کنم تا ببینمش</i>

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<i>برای اینکه تا تهش میخوام برم</i>

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<i>چرا؟</i>

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<i>شامپاین داره سر میره</i>

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<i>باید قبض هامو پرداخت کنم، اما قبض ها میتونن صبر کنن</i>

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<i>آه، قر میدیم</i>

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(-_-صدای جیک جیک پرنده)

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کندال: سلام مامان
حالم خیلی خوش نیست

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فکر نکنم بتونم بیام

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کریس: اوه نه عزیزم، متاسفم

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(تلفن زنگ میخوره)

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خط آرایشی کایلی، چطور میتونم کمکتون کنم؟

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<i>آره، غش کردم، مردمک‌هام گشاد شدن</i>

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<i>اما مرد توی آینه میگه برو مدارکت رو بیار</i>

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باشه کنی
بعدا بهت دوباره زنگ میزنم

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دیگه باید برم پیش بچه‌ها برای باربیکیو
وگرنه دیرم میشه

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کایلی، پاشو بریم

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فکر کنم دیر برسم

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بریم

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<i>اوه، هرکاری که دلت میخواد بکنی</i>

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<i>من پشتتم، من پشتتم</i>

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<i>اوه خدای من</i>

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<i>Silk Sonic</i>

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<i>خیلی خفنه
به غریزه‌ات اعتماد کن</i>

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کایلی، پاشو بریم
باید بریم خونه کیم، نمیخوام دیر برسم

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کایلی: بااااشه

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<i>یه مامان خوشگل که آماده‌ی به باد دادن پول‌هاس</i>

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<i>بعد این دست قراره کل لاس وگاس رو بخرم</i>

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<i>بعد این دست قراره کل لاس وگاس رو بخرم</i>

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<i>یالا... هفت هفت هفت بیا</i>

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اوکی، دیگه باید برم دیدن خانواده ام

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<i>هفت هفت هفت یالا</i>

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آره، کلشو دوست دارم

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<i>ووو</i>

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<i>نمیتونن با من کنار بیان
به خدا قسم میخورم</i>

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...عاشق اون سرسره و-
آره-

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استخر توپشم...
دلم میخواد مال خودم باشه

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مرد: اینو میخوای؟

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کیم: اگه یه رنگ دیگه بود آره

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تهیه کننده: حالا اینکه دارین برمیگردین چه حسی داره؟

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<i>اینکه داریم از نو شروع میکنیم هیجان انگیزه</i>

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<i>حس میکنم اینقدر از فضای فیلم‌برداری دور بودیم</i>

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<i>که دیگه به دنیا و کارهای خودمون عادت کردیم</i>

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از صحبت کردن راجع به خودم متنفرم
اما الان سال دوم دانشگاهم

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<i>فقط دارم برای آزمون وکالت درس میخونم</i>

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دارم روی دانشکده حقوق
و مادر بودن کار میکنم SKIMS برند

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مامان-
جانم؟-

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بیا مامان-
اوکی، فهمیدم، اوکی؟-

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<i>...درگیر مامان بودن و همزمان راننده سرویس بودن</i>

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میخوای همراه بابات بری گرمی و دیتش باشی؟
(حتما باید بگه با اینکه طلاق گرفتیم اما بابای بچه ام میره گرمی)

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<i>...و جمع و جور کردن کارها توی خونه بودم</i>

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میخوای عوض کنیم؟-

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نه اون برعکسه

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اوکی، شاید یه دونه دیگه باشه

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داریم رو غر زدنتون کار میکنیم

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ولی بیا بریم تو، چون خیلی گرمه

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(نورث شروع به صحبت میکنه)

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کیم: بله؟

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وووو! خوش گذشت؟

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نه؟ خیلی خب

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<i>برای من خیلی هیجان انگیزه</i>

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<i>یه بخشی از زندگیمونه که از چشم مردم پنهانه</i>

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مثلا من امروز اتاق بازی رو تمیز کردم
...اینجور کارها میره روی مخم

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اینقدر حشری ام میکنه که مجبورم میکنه اتاقو تمیز کنم
من دیوونه ام

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به نظرم همه مامان ها حرفمو میفهمن
اگه اتاق بازی تمیزی داشته باشید

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اوه خدای من، میتونید با خیال راحت سرتونو روی بالشت بذارین

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<i>اوه، اینم از مامان</i>

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هی، قشنگ شدی-
مرسی-

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حالت چطوره؟

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ممکنه وقت نداشته باشم. چون امروز کلاس ژیمناستیک دارم

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خیلی سرت شلوغ شده

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میدونستی برنامه تو از من پر تره؟

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از آخرین باری ما رو دیدین، خیلی سرم شلوغ بوده

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<i>هرروز چهار صبح از خواب بیدار میشم</i>

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یعنی چی مردم ساعت 7 صبح تلفن شونو جواب نمیدن؟

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بابا دیگه نزدیک اذان ظهره

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<i>من یه مامانم، یه مادربزرگم و چندتا بیزنس میچرخونم</i>

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<i>محصولات آرایشی کایلی</i>

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<i>و همینطور محصولات پوستی کایلی</i>

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<i>Kylie Baby SKIMS, Good American 818</i>
(اسم برند هستن)

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KKW عطر

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Arthur George کمپانی سس تند

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Halfway dead برند

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یعنی توی این خانواده یه نفر تنبل هم پیدا میشه؟

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اوه! چیزی رو از قلم جا انداختم؟

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احتمالا یه چیزی باشه

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...به سلامتی عزیزم... بزنیم به سلامتی فصل؟-
92-

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یک فصل جدید

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سلام بچه ها-
سلااام-

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های-
وای چقدر کیوت شدی-

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اوه خودشو ببین
خیلی کیوت شدی

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بدون من رفتی؟

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چی؟-
نه بابا-

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هوووم-
چیه؟-

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خیلی ضایعی

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برای چی؟-
میدونم چه خبره-

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والا دیگه همه میدونن قضیه چیه
(منظورش حامله بودن کایلیه)

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خیلی دیوانه کننده اس-
یعنی چی ضایع بازی درآورده؟-

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من از این مسخره بازیا درنمیارم-
دیگه شکمش مشخص شده-

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نخیر، شکم من عادیه

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<i>از داشتن یه بچه دیگه خیلی خوشحالم</i>

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تهیه کننده: الان چند ماهته؟

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الان 6 ماهمه

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جنسیت بچه رو هنوز بین خودم و تراویس نگه داشتیم

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<i>فقط میخوایم توی یه زمان درست به بهترین شکل به بقیه بگیم</i>

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کیم: من که میگم پسره

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وقتی پسر داری، لاغرتر بنظر میای-
اوه-

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...و همینطور خوشگلتر هم میشی

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...چطور ممکنه خوشگل تر بشه؟-
...به نسبت دفعه قبل-

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دخترها زیبایی مادر رو میگیرن تا برای خودشون برش دارن
(دانشجوی حقوق مملکت رو ببین)

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پسرها... خب میدونی که چجورین

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و اجازه میدن یکم خوشگل تر باشی

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کایلی: زندگیم خیلی توی چشمه

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ایندفعه حاملگیم رو هم همه میدونن

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<i>اینکه من و تراویس یه چیزی فقط بین خودمون داریم خیلی خاصه</i>

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خوش میگذره بین خودمون نگهش داریم

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کوری: این بچه ها رو ببین
...کریس: همه اعضای این خانواده

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خیلی رازها رو جدی میگیرن
خیلی به نگه داشتنش متعهد میشن

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کیم: کلویی رسید

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کریس: سلام... عالی به نظر میای

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خوشحالم تریستن هم اومده

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چرا فکر میکردم الان توی زمین بکستبالی؟

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تریستن: نه... یکشنبه

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کریس: خوشحالم که اومدی

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درحال حاضر، من و تریستن فقط دوستیم

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و عاشق رابطه ای که داریم هستم

153
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<i>اما تمرکز اصلیم</i>

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<i>مادربودن برای فرشته خوشگلم، ترو، هست</i>

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اوکی
برات میارمش

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تریستن

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یه دستی به شکمامون بزنیم
من دیگه ندارمممم

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غذا فوق العاده به نظر میاد

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فکر کنم سیب زمینی سرخ کرده عادی و ناگت مرغ میخوام

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منم سیب زمینی سرخ کرده میخوام-
مقداری سیب زمینی بیشتر-

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مرسی

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بیشتر اوقات من گیاهخوارم

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در نود و هشت درصد اوقات

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...اما امروز من

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میخوام وحشی بشم

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کایلی: حس میکنم دارم یه رویا رو زندگی میکنم

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کلویی: آره، این رویای یه زن حامله اس

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رویا

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(تراویس میاد؟)

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تراویس؟ آره

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تراویس و خاله کورتنی میان؟

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!کریس: بچه ها

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اینم از اینا

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بالاخره اومدن

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شلوارکشو ببین-
اوه خدای من-

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سلااام-
سلام-

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زندگی کردن بدون دوربین برام یه رویا بود

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زمان زیادی رو با بچه هام گذروندم

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و فقط گذاشتم که زندگی بگذره

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...برای همین

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تراویس دوست پسرمه

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<i>فقط یه خونه بین مون فاصله اس</i>

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<i>نزدیک هشت سال یکی از نزدیک ترین دوست هام بود</i>

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با همدیگه ورزش میکردیم

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کارهای معمولی در حد دوستانه

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با همدیگه خودمون بودیم

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عاشق همدیگه شدیم و الان دوست پسرمه

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اگه بازم جا میخوای بیا اینجا عجقم

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...این یه رابطه ایه که

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فکر کنم هیچکس پیش بینی شو نمیکرد

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برای اینکه خیلی وقته که همدیگه رو میشناسن و
همیشه دوستای خوبی بودن

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من میدونستم اینجوری میشه

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سالها به کورتنی میگفتیم باید با تراویس بخوابه

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خیلی خوشحال و عاشق به نظر میرسن

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و هیچ فرصتی رو برای بوسیدن همدیگه از دست نمیدن
!هیچ فرصتی

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!همگی، اینو نگاه کنید
ببین این رو روبلکسه

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...چی؟-
...ما دیگه میخوایم تموم کنیم-

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این کار کیه؟

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(خندیدن)

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کی اینو درست کرده؟ کی؟-
نمی‌دونم-

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بذار ببینم

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روش کلیک کن

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(خندیدن)

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صبرکن

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کلویی، اینو ببین

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چی؟ بذار ببینم

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میتونستم یه بالشت رو صندلی بذارم

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کلویی، بیا اینجا. حس میکنم تو تنها کسی هستی که می فهمی

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اوکی، دارم میام-
دقیق نمیدونم این یعنی چی-

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...این یه کارکتر توی روبولوکسه، ولی این میگه

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چی؟-
... میدونم، من همین رو دارم میگم-

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اون کاراکتر من نیست. بازیه

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اوه، این بازیه؟-
آره-

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خب، پس اگه بازی با عکس و اسم من باشه ازشون شکایت میکنم

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یه عکس از صورت گریون من بود، و بعد من نگاش کردم

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و یه چیز خیلی بدی گفت

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یه چیزی مثل ویدیو جدید سکس کیم

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نه، این یه چیز خیلی بد در مورد من بود که توی ربولوکس پیداش شده

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اونا میگن که وقتی کسی که یه چیزی میگه لو میره

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<i>قراره یه ویدیو سکس قدیمی من باشه </i>

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این آخرین چیزیه که من به عنوان یه مادر

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می‌خوام 20 سال بعد بیاد بالا

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<i>مخصوصا وقتی یه مهمونی بزرگ باشه و همه خانواده ام اونجا باشن</i>

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این واقعا باعث خجالته و من باید باهاش کنار بیام

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و باهاش کنار میام

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فقط باورم نمیشه الان داره اتفاق میوفته

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(بچه ها در حال صحبت کردنن)

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(جیغ زدن)

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اوکی، بیایید بریم بیرون

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زود باشید، مرغ عشق های کوچولو

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میتونید اونجا کنار میز دل بدید قلوه بگیرید

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(خندیدن)

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ما اینجا میشینیم-
این مال توئه، عزیزم-

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کندل اینجا نیست چون جدیدا آنفولانزا یا یه چیزی شبیه این گرفته

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هی، واقعیتش من آنفولانزا نداشتم، کرونا گرفته بودم و خیلی افتضاح بود

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ولی، می‌دونی چیه؟

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به هر حال توی بقیه فصل قراره منو ببینید

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و من قراره اونجا باشم، پس نگران نباش

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بچه ها، باورتون میشه این روز اوله؟

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آره-
آره، میتونم، این همه دوربین رو ببین-

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این روز اوله

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میدونم
یکم در موردش اضطراب داشتم

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واقعا؟

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این حسو داشتم که داریم چه غلطی میکنیم؟

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آره، منم

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خوب میشی عزیزم، فقط بخورش

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اوه، من همیشه خوبم

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راستی بچه ها، من و مامان چند روز پیش

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با لورن مایکل از اس ان ال ناهار خوردیم

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خب-
...ا‌ون ازم خواست که مجری برنامه بشم-

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...و خب-
این خیلی خفنه-

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ولی تو گفتی، آره؟-
گفتم آره-

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صبرکن، داری به این گوش میدی؟

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نه، ببخشید-
خواهرت داره مجری اس ان ال میشه-

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برنامه زنده شنبه شب

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عالیه-
از نیویورک-

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چه روزیه؟

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همه آدمای اطراف من این طوری ان که باید انجامش بدی

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و من گرفتمش، خیلی باحاله

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<i>ولی من همیشه خودم رو توی این موقعیت ها قرار میدم و موقعیت هایی که انگار دارم</i>

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<i>رویای دیگرانو براورده میکنم، راستش
...مثل اون موقع که مامانم، من</i>

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نمیدونم چرا
تو <i>رقصیدن با ستاره ها</i>  گند زدم

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فقط باید بیای و بزنی تو دهنش و عالی باشی

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و تو این کارو نکردی

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واقعا افتضاح بود
اصلا من نبود

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اگه منو می‌شناسی، می‌دونی من نیستم

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من اصلا بامزه نیستم-
بامزه ای-

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...این فقط-
تو بامزه ای، تایم بندی خیلی مهمه-

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ولی تو بامزه ای

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ما همیشه بهت میگیم بامزه نیستی ولی هستی

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تو واقعا بامزه ای، بامزه تر از اونی که برقصی

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نیمه پر لیوان رو ببین-
خوبه، آره-

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من و کلویی به عنوان بامزه بودن شناخته میشیم

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ولی کیم به ما ربط داره، به خاطر همین فکر کنم می‌تونه خنده دار باشه

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فکر میکنم استعدادشو داره

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...همچنین من-
...من یه طورایی-

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...خب از اونجایی که آلبوم کانیه ریلیز شده ازش میخوام

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اگه مهمون موزیکال من بشه عالی میشه

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ولی خب بعدش، من لحظه خودم رو می‌خوام؟

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من و کانیه هنوز درگیر طلاقمونیم

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ما داریم سعی میکنیم بفهمیم

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چطوری با هم پدر و مادر خوبی برای بچه هامون باشیم

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و چطوری دوستای خوبی باشیم

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هدف نهایی مهم نیست فقط شادی و دنبال کردنش

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و هرچیزی به نظر میرسه مهمه

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به نظرم که لحظه خودت رو داشته باش

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چون فکر میکنم واسه راحتی بهش تکیه میکنی، مگه نه؟

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این اولین بار منه و خوب می‌خوام در مورد خودم باشه

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نه در مورد این که اونا چطوری با هم رفتار میکنن؟

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منظورم اینه که نمیتونم خودمون رو خجالت زده کنم، بچه ها

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تو قبلا خجالت زده مون کردی، اوکیه، مهم نیست

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اونا هنوز اعلام نکردن، نمی‌دونم هنوز میتونم یا نه

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قرار نیست مارو خجالت زده کنی، تو قراره فوق العاده بشی

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نمیدونم

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دارم خیلی عرق میکنم

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چسبیدی به میز؟-
آره-

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می بینمت

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مطمئن نیستم که کورتنی تایپ خاصی داشته باشه ولی اگه داشته باشه

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قطعا تراویسه

302
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وقتی داشتن روی مسئله ساده ای مثل

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دسر تصمیم می گرفتن دیدمشون که اینطوری بودن

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که، عزیزم چه دسری میخوای؟

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نمی‌دونم عزیزم، تو چی میخوای؟

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نمی‌دونم عزیزم، تارت سیب میخوای؟

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...نمیدونم، تو شک
باید چیکار کنیم؟

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این حدود 15 دقیقه طول کشید

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اینطوری بودم که، تروخدا یه چیزی انتخاب کنید، اصلا هردوشو بگیرید

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<i>احتمالا نمیبینید من زیاد لی لی به لا لای کوری بذارم</i>

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...شاید بعد از نوشیدنی، ولی

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می‌خوام برگر بخورم

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کورتنی توی این رابطه فوق العاده است

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انگار اولین باره که اونو خوشحال می بینم

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من واسش خوشحالم

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چون اون لایقشه

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خب صبر کن، هیچکس اسکات رو دعوت نکرده؟

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نمیدونم، من دعوتش نکردم. از کورت نپرسیدی؟

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نه، حقیقتا یادم رفت

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من حتی بهش فکر هم نکردم-
من هم همینطور-

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این باعث میشه ما آدمای بدی باشیم

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که نمی‌دونیم می‌خوایم با زندگیمون چیکار کنیم؟

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فکر نمیکنم-
همه چیزی که اون...مرسی-

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تنها چیزی که اون همیشه ازش می ترسید

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من هیچ خانواده ای ندارم و شما تنها خانواده منید

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به حقیقت پیوست-
و داره به حقیقت می پیونده-

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صبرکنید، بچه ها

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من و اسکات هفت ساله که کات کردیم

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و ده سال قبلش با هم بودیم

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به خاطر همین،‌ چرا همه انقد بزرگش میکنن؟

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بیایید از دختری که بالاخره می‌دونه لایق چیه متنفر نباشیم

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پس اون هیچ چیزی در مورد این نمیدونه؟

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فکر نکنم، کی میخواد بهش بگه؟

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به هرحال، یه راهی پیدا می کنیم

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اوه، مرد-
پس، رجینی، بیا اینجا-

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وقتی میری خونه، بابات ازت می‌پرسه که چیکارا کردی؟

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اینطوری که، او ریجی امشب چیکارا کردی؟

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نه اون چیزی نمیگه

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فکر میکنم بابات خسته اس، به خاطر همین لازم نیست امشب چیزی بهش بگی

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اوکی؟

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عالیه، به فهم مشترک رسیدیم

342
00:16:06,662 --> 00:16:09,290
چیکار داری میکنی؟ خیلی کیوتی

343
00:16:10,332 --> 00:16:11,459
میتونم بخورمت؟

344
00:16:12,960 --> 00:16:13,961
همین الانشم خوردی

345
00:16:14,045 --> 00:16:15,254
می‌خوام به دوربین مشت بزنم

346
00:16:17,757 --> 00:16:18,799
هی، نباید این کارو بکنی

347
00:16:30,478 --> 00:16:33,272
یو، چه خبر؟ مس، مرد اصلی من

348
00:16:33,493 --> 00:16:35,620
درباره این بگو که اینکه تو فیلمبرداری نبودی چه حسی داشت

349
00:16:35,858 --> 00:16:39,153
پس، فکر کنم این اولین باره

350
00:16:39,487 --> 00:16:41,697
...توی این 15 سال

351
00:16:42,406 --> 00:16:44,658
که یه تایم خیلی خیلی طولانی

352
00:16:44,742 --> 00:16:47,411
بدون دوربین هایی که هر حرکتمون رو کنترل کنن رو داشتیم

353
00:16:47,787 --> 00:16:49,538
و فکر کنم این باعث شد یکم حس تنهایی داشته باشم

354
00:16:52,249 --> 00:16:55,044
من و اسکات خیلی به هم نزدیک بودیم

355
00:16:55,044 --> 00:16:58,923
ولی حدس میزنم که نمی‌دونم امروز چی قراره بگیرم

356
00:16:59,590 --> 00:17:01,759
فکر میکنم من واسه همه چیز آماده ام

357
00:17:02,301 --> 00:17:04,261
- Lord?
- SCOTT: Khloverton!

358
00:17:04,678 --> 00:17:07,932
دلم واسه اینجا و تو تنگ شده بود-
اوه، کلویی-

359
00:17:07,932 --> 00:17:10,559
ما همیشه یه رابطه فوق العاده نداشتیم

360
00:17:10,643 --> 00:17:13,020
من به خاطر اسکات رفتم دنبال درمان کنترل خشم

361
00:17:13,104 --> 00:17:17,274
و یه طورایی من و اسکات شبیه بهترین دوستا شدیم

362
00:17:17,358 --> 00:17:20,319
واقعا مثل برادرمه

363
00:17:20,319 --> 00:17:22,905
حتما خدا وقتی داشته تورو می ساخته قالب رو شکسته

364
00:17:22,905 --> 00:17:24,198
فقط امیدوارم

365
00:17:24,198 --> 00:17:26,742
که دوربین هارو از اینجا بفرستی بیرون و بریم طبقه بالا

366
00:17:26,826 --> 00:17:30,371
...به گفته خودش شاید اون یکم بیشتر از یه برادر

367
00:17:31,539 --> 00:17:33,332
باهام لاس میزنه

368
00:17:33,749 --> 00:17:35,167
بهرحال خیلی تخمی عجیبه

369
00:17:35,918 --> 00:17:37,044
سالود-
سالود-

370
00:17:37,128 --> 00:17:38,754
خب اوضاع با کورت چطور پیش میره؟

371
00:17:41,173 --> 00:17:45,136
واقعیتش فکر میکنم، واسه اولین بار تو زندگیم

372
00:17:46,470 --> 00:17:48,889
بالاخره وقتش رسیده تا تغییر کنم

373
00:17:49,140 --> 00:17:52,852
... الان کورتنی که زندگی خودش رو با اسکات داشته

374
00:17:53,561 --> 00:17:57,022
که به سختی گفتنشه

375
00:17:57,106 --> 00:17:59,859
به جایی رسیده که می‌تونه بی خیال بشه

376
00:18:00,109 --> 00:18:02,987
تو واقعا فکر می‌کنی که میتونی

377
00:18:02,987 --> 00:18:07,116
وارد یه رابطه عاشقانه واقعی بشی؟

378
00:18:07,116 --> 00:18:10,786
...اگه میخوای یه نفر واقعی رو پیدا کنی

379
00:18:10,870 --> 00:18:12,538
آره-
و یکی که جدی باشه...-

380
00:18:12,538 --> 00:18:15,207
و یه نفر که واقعا می‌خوام زندگیم رو باهاش بگذرونم

381
00:18:15,875 --> 00:18:19,461
...باید کسی باشه که-
از نظر سنی، توی سن مناسب تری باشه؟-

382
00:18:19,545 --> 00:18:22,131
...آره، مثل، می‌دونی

383
00:18:22,798 --> 00:18:24,049
بالاتر از دهه بیست سالگی-
-21?

384
00:18:24,133 --> 00:18:26,802
وقتی با هم برابرید باید برگردی عقب

385
00:18:26,886 --> 00:18:27,970
اونا به چالش می کشنت

386
00:18:28,429 --> 00:18:31,682
فکر کنم واسه من قدم بزرگی میشه ولی خب، بالاتر از 30 نباید باشه

387
00:18:31,682 --> 00:18:35,686
یا باشه...مهم نیست...بالاتر از 30 هم باشه. واسم مهم نیست، هرچی باشه

388
00:18:35,686 --> 00:18:38,772
اگه عاشق یکی باشی سنش مهم نیست

389
00:18:40,328 --> 00:18:41,370
مطمئنی؟

390
00:18:41,525 --> 00:18:43,235
در موردش مطمئن نیستم

391
00:18:43,319 --> 00:18:45,779
در مورد باربیکو توی خونه کیم خبر داری؟

392
00:18:47,573 --> 00:18:51,535
نه، یکم چون فکر میکنم یکی از بچه ها یه چیزی گفت

393
00:18:51,619 --> 00:18:54,246
و بچه ها یه جورایی همیشه همه چیزو بهم میگن

394
00:18:54,330 --> 00:18:56,832
حس تنهایی و جدا افتادن از بقیه

395
00:18:56,916 --> 00:18:58,459
…حس بدیه-
خیلی بده-

396
00:18:58,751 --> 00:19:03,255
...مخصوصا بخاطر اینکه خانواده دیگه ای ندارم

397
00:19:03,380 --> 00:19:06,759
ولی من یه سوال دارم
به نظرت میتونی تو یه مکان

398
00:19:06,884 --> 00:19:09,845
کنار کورتنی و دوست پسرش باشی؟

399
00:19:09,929 --> 00:19:13,557
ترجیح میدم کنار اونا و خانواده باشم
تا تنها

400
00:19:13,766 --> 00:19:17,770
تو مهمونی باربیکیو که تو نبودی
من گفتم

401
00:19:17,770 --> 00:19:21,649
شاید خوبه که نیستی
چون جلوی همه خیلی تو حلق هم بودن

402
00:19:21,649 --> 00:19:24,610
…و خیلی محبت میکنن به هم-
آره-

403
00:19:24,610 --> 00:19:27,821
بخاطر همین…
نمیدونم تو بتونی راحت باشی یا نه

404
00:19:27,905 --> 00:19:32,826
فکر کردم بهت لطف کردن که اونا رو ندیدی

405
00:19:33,244 --> 00:19:37,164
همه میدونن اون هنوز کورتنی رو دوست داره
راز نیست

406
00:19:37,289 --> 00:19:40,918
ولی صددرصد من کورتنی رو هیچوقت
به این خوشحالی ندیده بودم

407
00:19:40,918 --> 00:19:45,506
من میدونم کورتنی و ترویس چقدر
همدیگه رو دوست دارن

408
00:19:46,465 --> 00:19:50,678
و قبول این برای همه ممکنه سخت باشه

409
00:19:50,678 --> 00:19:53,013
مخصوصا وقتی عمومیه و همه میبینن

410
00:19:53,097 --> 00:19:55,516
فکر میکنم اونم ناراحته و نمیدونه چی بگه

411
00:19:55,516 --> 00:19:57,268
چون میدونم که دوستت داره

412
00:19:57,268 --> 00:20:00,562
و نمیخواد این اذیت و ناراحتی باشه

413
00:20:00,646 --> 00:20:04,608
میدونی، دوستاش و خانواده همیشه

414
00:20:04,692 --> 00:20:08,570
بهم میگفتن نگران نباش و فلان

415
00:20:08,654 --> 00:20:12,491
که بالاخره مشکلاتو حل میکنین

416
00:20:12,491 --> 00:20:14,868
و یه روز به هم برمیگردین-
آره-

417
00:20:14,952 --> 00:20:18,580
بخاطر همین همیشه یه ذره دخالت داشتم

418
00:20:18,664 --> 00:20:22,042
از دست دادن کورتنی از نظر عشقی
خیلی سخت بود

419
00:20:22,418 --> 00:20:26,422
ولی الان از دست دادنش به عنوان یه دوست هم
خیلی سخته

420
00:20:26,422 --> 00:20:29,842
الان فقط بخاطر بچه‌ها با هم ارتباط داریم

421
00:20:30,384 --> 00:20:33,929
میتونم بگم یکی از سخت ترین اتفاقای زندگیمه

422
00:20:34,555 --> 00:20:38,809
ببین، در کل
من میدونم که

423
00:20:38,809 --> 00:20:40,853
چی برای کورتنی خوبه

424
00:20:40,853 --> 00:20:45,316
خوشحاله و… تو یه رابطه واقعیه

425
00:20:45,941 --> 00:20:49,778
چون میدونم تو طول سال ها

426
00:20:49,862 --> 00:20:52,072
…خیلی اذیتش کردم-
حس گناه داشتی-

427
00:20:52,281 --> 00:20:54,533
خیلی عذاب وجدان و حس گناه داشتم

428
00:20:54,950 --> 00:20:58,537
و میگفتم هروقت به کمکم نیاز داشته باشه

429
00:20:58,912 --> 00:21:02,583
کنارشم تا کارامو جبران کنم
چون خیلی بدی کردم

430
00:21:02,583 --> 00:21:07,629
کورتنی کاملا حق داره ازم بدش بیاد

431
00:21:08,130 --> 00:21:11,717
چون خیلی بد بودن کارام
یعنی همچین شرایطی الان یه روزم

432
00:21:11,717 --> 00:21:14,345
پیش نمیره، ولی سال ها ادامه داشت

433
00:21:14,553 --> 00:21:19,099
مشکلی نداری که اینا رو به کورتنی بگم

434
00:21:19,641 --> 00:21:21,810
یا میخوای خارج از قضیه بمونی-
مشکلی نیست-

435
00:21:21,894 --> 00:21:23,020
نه میمونم

436
00:21:23,020 --> 00:21:26,315
فقط نیاز دارم به وجودم توجه شه-
درسته-

437
00:21:26,899 --> 00:21:28,609
من اصلا برای کسی اهمیت دارم؟

438
00:21:39,370 --> 00:21:41,288
سلام بچه ها-
سلام-

439
00:21:44,750 --> 00:21:45,751
بوس نه

440
00:21:46,877 --> 00:21:48,962
دوچرخه جدید مامانتو باید امتحان کنی

441
00:21:49,213 --> 00:21:51,423
روندنش یه ذره سخته

442
00:21:51,507 --> 00:21:54,009
من عاشق رفتن به استودیوی ترویسم

443
00:21:54,093 --> 00:21:55,969
اونجا خیلی خوشحال میشه

444
00:21:56,553 --> 00:22:00,557
دوچرخه سواری میکنیم و پینگ پنگ بازی میکنیم
مثل یه خونست

445
00:22:00,766 --> 00:22:03,852
یه ذره از آب میوتو میخورم عزیزم-
فکر نکنم ازش خوشت بیاد-

446
00:22:03,936 --> 00:22:06,980
خیلی دوست دارم که میدونی
ممکنه ازش خوشم بیاد یا نه

447
00:22:07,064 --> 00:22:10,025
من همیشه از ترویس خوشم میومد

448
00:22:10,692 --> 00:22:13,362
فکر میکنم زمان خوبی تو زندگیم اومد

449
00:22:13,362 --> 00:22:15,864
یه سال رو برای تمرکز روی خودم جدا کرده بودم

450
00:22:16,281 --> 00:22:20,994
ولی دوستای نزدیکم همش میگفتن
باید با ترویس باشی

451
00:22:21,078 --> 00:22:22,079
باشه

452
00:22:22,287 --> 00:22:24,456
انگار خونه بازی میکردیم

453
00:22:24,540 --> 00:22:27,668
چون با بچه هامون وقت بازی داشتیم

454
00:22:27,668 --> 00:22:30,295
میرفتیم موزه یا کلیسا

455
00:22:30,379 --> 00:22:33,966
و سال پیش تو دوران قرنطینه
با هم چت میکردیم

456
00:22:33,966 --> 00:22:38,887
منم یه امتحانی کردم
شروع کردم به لاس زدن

457
00:22:41,390 --> 00:22:43,517
تمرین داشتی عزیزم؟-
نه-

458
00:22:43,517 --> 00:22:46,103
بالاخره که فکر کنم منظورم مشخص شد

459
00:22:46,603 --> 00:22:48,522
اون دعوتم کرد با هم فیلم ببینیم

460
00:22:49,022 --> 00:22:51,150
و تو طول فیلم هیچ کاری نکرد

461
00:22:51,161 --> 00:22:52,872
کی اول بوسید؟

462
00:22:53,026 --> 00:22:55,154
من

463
00:22:55,154 --> 00:22:57,030
اون خیلی طولش داد

464
00:22:57,114 --> 00:22:59,158
فیلم تموم شد
…و بعد اینطوری شد که

465
00:22:59,158 --> 00:23:01,702
یه فیلم دیگه گذاشتیم
و من گفتم

466
00:23:01,702 --> 00:23:04,121
من برای این ماراتن فیلم وقت ندارم

467
00:23:04,121 --> 00:23:05,998
و حرکتو زدم

468
00:23:06,290 --> 00:23:09,209
هرکاری میخوای بکن
منم هرکاری میخوام میکنم

469
00:23:21,108 --> 00:23:21,901
این الان درام-آف بود؟
(درام اف مسابقه جهانی درامه)

470
00:23:21,972 --> 00:23:23,223
نه

471
00:23:23,849 --> 00:23:26,643
مسابقه درام-
هیچوقت نمیخوام با تو مسابقه بدم-

472
00:23:36,153 --> 00:23:40,073
تماشای درام زدنش
تماشا کردنش روی صحنه

473
00:23:40,157 --> 00:23:43,035
حتی تماشا کردنش با دخترم

474
00:23:43,035 --> 00:23:45,245
و اینکه چقدر باهاش خوبه

475
00:23:45,537 --> 00:23:48,373
جوری که باهاش حرف میزنه خیلی خاصه

476
00:23:50,959 --> 00:23:52,169
خوب بود

477
00:23:53,170 --> 00:23:54,505
اون یه درامره عزیزم

478
00:23:55,005 --> 00:23:58,008
من و ترویس همیشه درباره ی آینده حرف میزنیم

479
00:24:00,385 --> 00:24:03,138
لحظه ای که عاشق شدیم

480
00:24:03,222 --> 00:24:06,767
به نظرم دوتامونم میدونستیم
از تجربه های

481
00:24:07,351 --> 00:24:09,269
قبلی دوتامونم، متفاوته

482
00:24:09,353 --> 00:24:14,316
و فکر میکنم یه آینده خوب با هم تو ذهنمون داریم

483
00:24:15,067 --> 00:24:17,569
ترویس تو چرا همیشه با مامانم
اینطوری هستی؟

484
00:24:18,862 --> 00:24:21,114
همیشه درام میزنم-
چون یه درامره-

485
00:24:21,198 --> 00:24:23,200
گفتم یه روز از مامانت به عنوان درام استفاده میکنم

486
00:24:23,200 --> 00:24:25,619
و ضبطش میکنم-
آره ضبطش میکنه-

487
00:24:25,619 --> 00:24:27,746
با باسنش؟

488
00:24:27,746 --> 00:24:31,083
فکر کنم اون از همه چی صداش بلندتر باشه

489
00:24:31,083 --> 00:24:32,167
(همه میخندن)

490
00:24:35,712 --> 00:24:37,673
(موسیقی پرانرژی)

491
00:24:45,973 --> 00:24:49,017
کیم: عالیه. همش برای اس ان اله؟

492
00:24:49,351 --> 00:24:50,852
دنیل: آره-
خدای من-

493
00:24:50,936 --> 00:24:54,606
خب، من هنوز بابت چیزی که تو آیپد پسرم دیدم
خیلی ناراحتم

494
00:24:54,690 --> 00:24:57,651
میخوام ته و توی قضیه رو دربیارم

495
00:24:57,651 --> 00:24:58,819
و بدونم چه خبره

496
00:24:58,819 --> 00:25:01,947
کار میکنن زنگ زدم Roblox به همه کسایی که تو

497
00:25:01,947 --> 00:25:03,448
و وکلام روش کار میکنن

498
00:25:03,907 --> 00:25:05,993
به اونا میگم بهش رسیدگی کنن

499
00:25:05,993 --> 00:25:09,204
و برم تو فیتینگ
و روی کارم تمرکز کنم

500
00:25:09,705 --> 00:25:13,458
حس میکنم هرچه سریعتر باید بدونن
مهمون خوانندم کیه

501
00:25:13,542 --> 00:25:14,793
و کانیه تو شهر نیست الان

502
00:25:14,793 --> 00:25:17,337
اگه مهمونت اون بود چه حسی پیدا میکردی؟

503
00:25:17,421 --> 00:25:19,548
مشخصا خیلی عالی اجرا میکرد-
آره-

504
00:25:19,715 --> 00:25:23,844
ولی شاید این شانس منه که خودم
یه کاری رو انجام بدم

505
00:25:24,428 --> 00:25:25,846
میفهمی چی میگم؟

506
00:25:25,846 --> 00:25:28,599
نمیدونم، شایدم آروم کنه جو رو

507
00:25:28,599 --> 00:25:33,562
برای بچه ها خیلی خوب میشه که دوتامونم
تو برنامه ببینن

508
00:25:33,562 --> 00:25:35,522
عالی میشه

509
00:25:36,440 --> 00:25:38,942
ولی ممکنه هم خیلی استرس بگیرم

510
00:25:39,026 --> 00:25:41,570
هرچی آدما بیشتر خبردار شن که اونجام

511
00:25:41,945 --> 00:25:44,281
ممکنه کلا تو استرس باشم

512
00:25:44,281 --> 00:25:46,533
میخوای اینو امتحان کنم؟-
آره-

513
00:25:46,617 --> 00:25:50,495
خب به نظر من این و این
و اینو امتحان کنیم

514
00:25:50,579 --> 00:25:52,956
باشه. از خانواده کیا میان؟

515
00:25:53,040 --> 00:25:54,750
میخوام مامانم بیاد کمک کنه

516
00:25:54,750 --> 00:25:56,460
اوه واقعا؟ اون کارش همیشه خوبه-
آره-

517
00:25:56,460 --> 00:25:59,671
داشتم فکر میکردم چه باحال میشد
اگه تو اجراها

518
00:25:59,755 --> 00:26:02,591
کورتنی و ترویس تو پس زمینه باشن
و همش مشغول بوسیدن هم

519
00:26:02,591 --> 00:26:04,801
چون واقعا همیشه همین شکلیه

520
00:26:04,885 --> 00:26:07,888
کل خانواده رو جمع کردم و گفتم
هیچکدوم تو امنیت نیستین

521
00:26:07,888 --> 00:26:09,890
قراره به همتون تیکه بندازم

522
00:26:09,890 --> 00:26:12,100
میدونی تو مونولوگت چی میخوای بگی؟

523
00:26:12,184 --> 00:26:14,144
نه میخوام بگم سلام

524
00:26:14,478 --> 00:26:16,855
همه مجبورم کردن بیام اینجا

525
00:26:18,231 --> 00:26:19,900
ببین من زیردست بقیم

526
00:26:19,900 --> 00:26:22,319
همه فکر میکنن من یه خانم بی دست و پام

527
00:26:22,319 --> 00:26:24,613
 اومد گفت Will and Grace یکی از بازیگرای

528
00:26:24,613 --> 00:26:27,699
هیچوقت فکرشو نمیکرد که من

529
00:26:27,783 --> 00:26:31,912
برای این انتخاب شم
ولی اصلا به بقیه چه ربطی داره؟

530
00:26:31,912 --> 00:26:35,916
من تو حرفام بقیه رو پایین نمیکشم
مخصوصا خانما

531
00:26:35,916 --> 00:26:38,251
…اگه نظرت اینه

532
00:26:39,086 --> 00:26:41,296
باشه برای خودت نگهش دار

533
00:26:41,797 --> 00:26:44,883
دستا ممکنه اذیتم کنن

534
00:26:45,300 --> 00:26:46,510
اگه اینطوری بگم سلام

535
00:26:46,510 --> 00:26:48,720
من از دستام زیاد استفاده میکنم
مثل یه هشت پا میشم

536
00:26:48,804 --> 00:26:52,099
میخوام لحظات جوری ثبت شن که

537
00:26:52,099 --> 00:26:55,560
مردم بگن
واو اون خنده داره

538
00:26:55,644 --> 00:26:57,646
استرس داری؟-
آره استرس دارم-

539
00:26:58,063 --> 00:27:00,565
اینو گوش بده
وویس فرستادن برام

540
00:27:01,233 --> 00:27:04,444
خدای من تو اس ان ال اجرا داری
خدای من

541
00:27:04,528 --> 00:27:06,488
از استرس داری میمیری؟

542
00:27:06,488 --> 00:27:08,573
داری میمیری؟ من دارم میمیرم
اون کیه؟-

543
00:27:08,657 --> 00:27:10,325
خدای من خدای من

544
00:27:11,368 --> 00:27:13,954
خدایا باشه
کریسی تیگن-

545
00:27:13,954 --> 00:27:15,747
اینطوریم که
آره دارم میمیرم

546
00:27:15,831 --> 00:27:18,041
خودم دارم میمیرم. الان تو هم
بهم استرس میدی

547
00:27:18,125 --> 00:27:20,836
مرسی. بیشتر داری بهم استرس میدی

548
00:27:21,503 --> 00:27:24,965
همه بهم پیام میدن
هیچوقت اینقدر پیام نداشتم

549
00:27:24,965 --> 00:27:28,552
و اینطوریم که
باشه خوشحالم که خوشحالی

550
00:27:29,052 --> 00:27:32,472
خیلی میخوام مردمو سورپرایز کنم
امیدوارم موفق شم

551
00:27:32,848 --> 00:27:34,599
من به ایمی شومر هم زنگ زدم

552
00:27:34,683 --> 00:27:36,643
گفتم
وای من میرم اس ان ال

553
00:27:37,060 --> 00:27:40,105
گفت کمک میکنه برای مونولوگم
جوک مینویسه برام

554
00:27:40,230 --> 00:27:43,358
اینطوری بودم که
عاشق داشتن دوستای کمدینم

555
00:27:44,025 --> 00:27:47,237
کیم کارداشیان تو اس ان ال
عالیه

556
00:27:47,612 --> 00:27:50,699
قراره خیلی تاریخی
و خنده دار باشه

557
00:27:50,699 --> 00:27:51,992
هیچوقت فراموشش نمیکنی

558
00:27:51,992 --> 00:27:54,077
باحال ترین لحظه عمرت میشه

559
00:27:54,161 --> 00:27:56,329
زنده هم هست

560
00:27:57,164 --> 00:27:58,165
زنده

561
00:28:04,588 --> 00:28:05,714
تریستن: سلام

562
00:28:06,131 --> 00:28:08,717
خوشگل شدی-
ممنون. تو هم همینطور-

563
00:28:09,050 --> 00:28:13,597
من و تریستن الان باهم نیستیم

564
00:28:13,597 --> 00:28:15,640
یکی از دوستای خوبمه

565
00:28:15,724 --> 00:28:17,642
چه خبر؟-
خبر خاصی نیست-

566
00:28:17,726 --> 00:28:22,272
من چندبار در هفته میبینمش
وظایف پدریشو خیلی خوب انجام میده

567
00:28:22,272 --> 00:28:26,777
مشکلی بینمون نیست
خیلی خوب باهم راه اومدیم

568
00:28:27,152 --> 00:28:29,696
بخاطر همین خیلی خوب
به بچمون رسیدگی میکنیم

569
00:28:29,780 --> 00:28:32,032
خیلی خوب شد که همه رو تو مهمونی
باربیکیو دیدیم

570
00:28:32,032 --> 00:28:34,576
خوش گذشت مگه نه؟-
آره. کایلی خیلی خوشگل شده بود-

571
00:28:34,576 --> 00:28:36,620
نمیدونستم اینقدر حاملست

572
00:28:36,620 --> 00:28:39,039
بچه خوب داره رشد میکنه اون تو

573
00:28:39,498 --> 00:28:40,999
نمیدونستم اینقدر از حاملگیش گذشته

574
00:28:40,999 --> 00:28:44,669
میدونم که اگه تریستن روش خودشو میرفت

575
00:28:44,753 --> 00:28:46,797
به نظرم با هم میموندیم

576
00:28:47,088 --> 00:28:49,716
فقط به فضای تنفس نیاز دارم
باید فکر کنم

577
00:28:50,717 --> 00:28:54,721
میدونم که به زودی قراره
بری سک

578
00:28:55,096 --> 00:28:58,809
و یه چیزی که میدونم

579
00:28:58,809 --> 00:29:02,562
برای دوتامونم مهمه
اون بخش درمانیشه

580
00:29:02,646 --> 00:29:06,399
من متوجه تفاوت وقتی که تو کاراتو راست و ریست میکنی میشم

581
00:29:06,483 --> 00:29:10,111
با وقتی که، نمیخوام مسخرت کنم، با وقتی که هیمنطوری واسه خودتی

582
00:29:10,195 --> 00:29:14,282
به نظرم سلامت شخصیت

583
00:29:14,366 --> 00:29:16,034
چه جسمی و چه روحی

584
00:29:16,034 --> 00:29:18,119
به نظرم برای دوتامونم خوبه

585
00:29:18,203 --> 00:29:20,705
مخصوصا بخاطر اینکه جای رشد
زیاد داشتیم

586
00:29:20,872 --> 00:29:23,458
،صرف نظر اینکه دوست باشیم یا جایی که الان هستیم

587
00:29:23,542 --> 00:29:25,585
فکر میکنم جفتمون با همدیگه رشد کردیم

588
00:29:25,669 --> 00:29:27,921
این فقط پیوند بینمون و خانوادمون رو قوی تر کرد

589
00:29:28,588 --> 00:29:32,676
تریستان قصد جدی داره تا مارو بهم برگردونه

590
00:29:32,676 --> 00:29:36,638
،تقریبا اغلب به تراپی می‌ره
،چندبار در هفته

591
00:29:36,638 --> 00:29:40,016
و ما الان حتی زوج تراپی باهم انجام میدیم

592
00:29:40,100 --> 00:29:44,271
گفتم زوجی اما این تراپی اونه که منم خواستم بهش بپیوندم

593
00:29:44,271 --> 00:29:46,189
فکر میکنم من فقط بهش میگم زوج درمانی

594
00:29:46,273 --> 00:29:48,191
چون نمیدونم چه چیز دیگه ای صداش میکنید

595
00:29:48,275 --> 00:29:52,821
این همیشه یه مکان خیلی عجیب خاکستریه

596
00:29:52,821 --> 00:29:56,074
به خاطر اینکه ما دوستای عالی هستیم-
بله -

597
00:29:56,074 --> 00:30:00,036
و من فکر میکنم برای مردم اخیلی گیج کننده ست

598
00:30:00,203 --> 00:30:02,914
به خاطر اینکه می‌دونم چطور برات یه هیولا باشم اگر بخوام

599
00:30:02,998 --> 00:30:05,083
اما تو هیچ وقت نبودی، که براش احترام قائلم

600
00:30:05,876 --> 00:30:08,461
و ازش قدردانی میکنم-
باشه-

601
00:30:08,545 --> 00:30:12,924
منظورم اینه، هیچ وقت مثل این نبوده که لباس هامو بسوزونی یا ماشینم رو خط بندازی

602
00:30:13,508 --> 00:30:15,802
نه، من به همه ی لباس هات آب پاشیدم

603
00:30:15,886 --> 00:30:16,928
...اگر نبودم-
این کارو کردی؟-

604
00:30:17,012 --> 00:30:19,806
وقتی من نه ماهه حامله بودم، بهم خیانت کردی

605
00:30:19,890 --> 00:30:22,142
آره، اون آب بود-
...اگر حامله نبودم-

606
00:30:22,142 --> 00:30:24,436
بدجوری میکردمت...

607
00:30:24,436 --> 00:30:27,272
فقط نمی‌خواستم قبل از زایمان ناخونام رو بشکنم

608
00:30:27,731 --> 00:30:30,066
به سلامتی ناخونات-
بله، البته-

609
00:30:30,317 --> 00:30:33,570
بله، اما بیا
گوش بده، الان ۲۰۲۱ عه درسته؟

610
00:30:33,570 --> 00:30:35,488
نمیتونیم در موردش حرف بزنیم دو هزار و

611
00:30:37,574 --> 00:30:38,742
هجده؟-
هجده-

612
00:30:40,118 --> 00:30:43,079
هر روز، سعی میکرد منو نشون بده و خودشو بهم ثابت کنه

613
00:30:43,163 --> 00:30:47,167
که یه آدم متفاوته و من باید بهش اعتماد کنم و بهش ایمان داشته باشم

614
00:30:47,167 --> 00:30:50,712
اما اون و من با چیزای زیادی باهم دیگه مواجه شدیم

615
00:30:50,837 --> 00:30:53,548
که من خیلی احتیاط داشتم

616
00:30:53,632 --> 00:30:56,384
همیشه گارد من بالا بود
همیشه توی زندگیم اینجوری بودم

617
00:30:56,468 --> 00:30:58,970
و تریستان فقط میخواست منو بغل کنه و این فقط

618
00:30:59,054 --> 00:31:00,931
نمیدونم
من هنوزم این شکلیم

619
00:31:00,931 --> 00:31:04,059
تو میدونی من چه حسی درموردت دارم و میدونی می‌خوام که

620
00:31:04,059 --> 00:31:07,437
می‌خوام بهم برگردیم و خانوادمون رو باهم بسازیم

621
00:31:07,437 --> 00:31:10,982
و، امیدوارانه، قادر باشیم یه روز خانواده مون رو بزرگ کنیم،اگر خدا بخواد

622
00:31:11,066 --> 00:31:14,986
فکر میکنم این راهیه که تو کجا هستی یا

623
00:31:15,070 --> 00:31:17,697
یه جور دیگه بهم دیگه گوش بدیم -
امممم-

624
00:31:17,781 --> 00:31:19,824
اما بالاخره ما این بحث هارو داشتیم

625
00:31:19,950 --> 00:31:22,369
به طور قطع اشتباه کردی-
البته-

626
00:31:22,369 --> 00:31:26,998
که تو یا جدیشون نگرفتی، یا کلا بهشون گوش نکردی

627
00:31:27,082 --> 00:31:30,794
فکر نمیکنم کسی باشه که یه جورایی تو رو مسئول بدونه

628
00:31:31,544 --> 00:31:34,297
این یه بخش زیادی از اصل رابطه است

629
00:31:34,422 --> 00:31:36,049
بله-
اعتماد زمان میخواد-

630
00:31:36,049 --> 00:31:37,425
چیزی که میگم رو بفهم

631
00:31:37,509 --> 00:31:39,302
نگفتم اعتماد بعد از یه فصل میاد

632
00:31:39,386 --> 00:31:40,929
اعتماد زمان میخواد

633
00:31:40,929 --> 00:31:42,889
وقتی هیچ امیدی نبود

634
00:31:42,973 --> 00:31:46,017
و سیاهی تو رو پایین کشید

635
00:31:46,977 --> 00:31:51,940
به یاد داشته باش همیشه زندگی خوب برمیگرده

636
00:31:53,358 --> 00:31:55,151
به یاد داشته باش زندگی خوب

637
00:31:55,235 --> 00:31:56,444
زندگی خوب

638
00:31:57,487 --> 00:31:59,656
زندگی خوب
زندگی خوب

639
00:32:02,283 --> 00:32:06,788
ما وقت نداریم کریس، که اون دم اسبی رو برای اس ان ال انجام بدیم

640
00:32:06,788 --> 00:32:08,957
کریس: نه-
درسته؟ می‌ره که -

641
00:32:09,082 --> 00:32:12,043
قبلا اس ان ال رو انجام دادی-
کیم: درسته، توهم اینو با جی لو انجام دادی-

642
00:32:12,127 --> 00:32:14,504
وقتی انجامش دادین همه ی کلاه گیس های جنیفر رو انجام دادید؟

643
00:32:14,504 --> 00:32:16,756
یا این برنامه انجام داد؟-
کریس: اونا کلاه گیس ساختن-

644
00:32:16,840 --> 00:32:19,551
اونا انجامش میدن، باهاش میرم و اونا دور سر رو اندازه میگیرن

645
00:32:19,551 --> 00:32:21,761
برای تعویض لباس و گریم وقت هست؟

646
00:32:21,845 --> 00:32:23,763
نه، قطعا اینه که کلاه گیس رو در بیار کلاه گیس بپوش

647
00:32:23,847 --> 00:32:26,975
اما میتونم یکی بسازم و استفاده کنم
به اندازه ی اون وقت کافی هست

648
00:32:26,975 --> 00:32:28,977
(خندیدن)

649
00:32:28,977 --> 00:32:30,895
اونجا چیزای قطعی و آماده سازی هستن

650
00:32:30,979 --> 00:32:34,315
که مردم بهم میگن انجام بدم که منو بیشتر مضطرب میکنه

651
00:32:34,399 --> 00:32:37,193
توی مت یه سمت پت داویدسون دویدم

652
00:32:37,277 --> 00:32:40,071
اینجوری بودم، خیلی ترسیدم نمیدونم و نمیدونم واقعا واسه چی پیش قدم شدم

653
00:32:40,155 --> 00:32:43,199
اینجوری بود، میتونی کارت اولیه رو بخونی؟ رو روالی دیگه

654
00:32:43,283 --> 00:32:46,161
و اینجوری بودم، میتونم بخونم

655
00:32:46,286 --> 00:32:49,080
اسکات میخواست بیاد و جاناتان میخواست بیاد

656
00:32:49,164 --> 00:32:51,875
فکر میکنم اسکات خوب باشه چون کورتنی و تراویس نمیان

657
00:32:51,875 --> 00:32:53,418
تریسی:بله-
پس، خوب میشه-

658
00:32:53,418 --> 00:32:56,755
کیم: پس کورتنی نمیتونه بیاد، تا جایی که من مامانمو دارم

659
00:32:56,755 --> 00:32:59,299
و دوستای صمیمیم و کلوئی، خوبم

660
00:32:59,424 --> 00:33:01,342
و البته، می‌خوام اسکات رو هم دعوت کنم

661
00:33:01,676 --> 00:33:04,888
عاشق اسکاتم، همیشه بهش خوشآمد میگم

662
00:33:04,888 --> 00:33:08,308
همیشه خانواده م بوده، و خوشحالم که برای حمایت میاد

663
00:33:08,308 --> 00:33:12,812
اما قطعا اسکات رو دعوت نمیکنم اگر کورتنی بدون تراویس بیاد

664
00:33:12,896 --> 00:33:15,356
فکر میکنم این قضیه فقط  عجیب میشه

665
00:33:15,440 --> 00:33:17,317
تریسی: ولی بچه ها در مورد مو چی فکر میکنید

666
00:33:17,317 --> 00:33:19,152
وقتی بیرون میاد تا مونولوگش رو بگه؟

667
00:33:19,152 --> 00:33:21,071
اولین تاثیر قطعا باید بهترین باشه

668
00:33:21,071 --> 00:33:23,698
،به خاطر اینکه بقیه ی وقت
گذاشتن و برداشتن کلاه گیسه

669
00:33:23,782 --> 00:33:25,950
یه جورایی شبیه چرخیدن تو اونجاست-
میخوای داشته باشی-

670
00:33:26,034 --> 00:33:28,369
من باید فقط اونجا باشم و آماده اش کنم

671
00:33:28,453 --> 00:33:31,039
اون موقع یکی میگیرتش و هلش میده بیرون -
حتی ده دقیقه هم نه؟-

672
00:33:31,039 --> 00:33:33,541
نه، فقط چند ثانیه
اونا فقط هلش میدن بیرون

673
00:33:33,625 --> 00:33:36,086
شبیه اینه توی ویلچری و اونا توی جمعیت هلت میدن

674
00:33:36,086 --> 00:33:38,254
دیوونه کننده است
سرت قطعا گیج می‌ره

675
00:33:38,338 --> 00:33:40,048
کلاه گیست میوفته و اونا عوضش میکنن

676
00:33:40,048 --> 00:33:41,674
و اون موقع فقط باید خیلی آروم باشی

677
00:33:41,758 --> 00:33:44,010
و بری بیرون و اینجوری باشی
باشه، بچه ها، بعدی

678
00:33:44,094 --> 00:33:46,304
،سارا سیلورمن اینجوری بود
،چی میشه اگر تو اینجوری باشی

679
00:33:46,304 --> 00:33:48,807
باشه، می‌خوام چندتا سوال از حاضرین بپرسم

680
00:33:48,807 --> 00:33:53,269
و بعد، من میرم، تو
واقعا کانیه است که تغییر قیافه داده

681
00:33:53,353 --> 00:33:54,729
اما تو میدونی اونه

682
00:33:54,813 --> 00:33:58,900
اون میگه، آیا تو به شانس دوم توی ازدواج اعتقاد داری؟

683
00:33:58,900 --> 00:34:00,568
و من میگم نه! و به بعدی میرم

684
00:34:00,652 --> 00:34:01,653
کریس: عاشقشم

685
00:34:01,778 --> 00:34:03,530
شگفت انگیزه-
تریسی: خنده داره-

686
00:34:03,530 --> 00:34:04,906
تقریبا همه ی چیزیه که نیاز داری

687
00:34:04,906 --> 00:34:07,242
باید انجامش بده؟-
وقتی بهش فکر میکنیم هم داریم میخندیم-

688
00:34:07,242 --> 00:34:09,452
بله، اگه دیو بگه انجامش بده-
انجامش میده-

689
00:34:09,536 --> 00:34:12,247
اگر دیو چاپل بگه
خنده داره ، خنده داره

690
00:34:12,247 --> 00:34:14,207
تریسی و کریس: بله-
همه ی چیزیه که نیاز دارم -

691
00:34:14,207 --> 00:34:18,002
همه ی حاضرین رو نیاز ندارم-
حس میکنم عالی میشی -

692
00:34:18,086 --> 00:34:20,421
، چی میشه اگر اینجوری بودن
میتونی بخونی؟ نه

693
00:34:20,505 --> 00:34:22,215
میتونی برقصی؟ نه

694
00:34:22,215 --> 00:34:24,676
میتونی بازیگری کنی؟ نه
میتونی لهجه داشته باشی؟ نه

695
00:34:24,676 --> 00:34:26,469
نمیدونم چیکار می‌خوام بکنم

696
00:34:27,524 --> 00:34:29,901
...عزیزم تو واقعا تو شغلت موفقی و تو تلوزیونم میری

697
00:34:30,193 --> 00:34:31,987
...که یعنی داری خودتوبه چالش میکشی و به نظر من مشکلی نداری

698
00:34:32,988 --> 00:34:34,739
!فقط یادت باشه خوش بگذرونی

699
00:34:36,020 --> 00:34:37,105
تو میترکونی

700
00:34:37,438 --> 00:34:38,898
(موزیک هیجان انگیز پخش شد)

701
00:34:50,410 --> 00:34:51,870
(پچ پچ های مبهم)

702
00:34:59,294 --> 00:35:02,130
هی، جوگ، میخوام سرت غر بزنم

703
00:35:02,601 --> 00:35:04,269
ناموس؟ میری سر اصل مطلب؟

704
00:35:04,465 --> 00:35:06,426
فقط درمورد اسکیمس، یه چیزی -
باشه-

705
00:35:06,801 --> 00:35:09,220
خب میدونی، شما همیشه بهم میخندین

706
00:35:09,304 --> 00:35:13,349
برای اینکه واژنم :/ از بقیه بزرگتره

707
00:35:14,934 --> 00:35:16,186
من الان چیزو پوشیدم-
کورتنی: سلام-

708
00:35:16,186 --> 00:35:18,438
دارم سرش غر میزنم
باید پاچشو بگیرم

709
00:35:18,438 --> 00:35:22,233
میدونی، اون سرهمی، اونی که اینجاش چین داره

710
00:35:22,317 --> 00:35:24,068
الان دارم میپوشمش،و عالیه

711
00:35:24,152 --> 00:35:27,322
اما این نقره آیه
فقط باید ناجای منو بپوشونه؟

712
00:35:28,698 --> 00:35:32,452
این واژن یکم بیشتر پارچه نیاز داره، فقط یکم پهن تر باید باشه

713
00:35:32,452 --> 00:35:34,746
برای همه ی شما هرزه های کوچولو، چه اهمیتی داره؟

714
00:35:35,342 --> 00:35:36,051
...خو راست میگی

715
00:35:36,635 --> 00:35:37,469
کس گنده

716
00:35:37,707 --> 00:35:39,125
انجمن زنای گنده

717
00:35:39,209 --> 00:35:41,669
عرضش چیزیه که داره ازش حرف میزنه

718
00:35:41,753 --> 00:35:46,424
نمی‌خوای واژنت اطراف اسکیمز بچرخه

719
00:35:49,844 --> 00:35:51,054
بلع

720
00:35:51,846 --> 00:35:54,557
محشر شدی-
واقعا، نگاه کن، جیغغغ-

721
00:35:54,641 --> 00:35:56,601
سر کانیه و استایلیستش، چون گفته بودم

722
00:35:56,601 --> 00:35:59,354
،که لباس‌ها باید ساعت یازده خونه ی من میبودن

723
00:35:59,354 --> 00:36:02,148
و راس دوازده و نیم، من میرم

724
00:36:02,232 --> 00:36:05,360
از در بیرون میرم، و حالا اینطوریه که انگار توی ماتریکسم

725
00:36:05,610 --> 00:36:08,238
،فقط میخواستم لباسی بیرونم توی اتاقم مرتب شده باشن

726
00:36:08,738 --> 00:36:13,409
دوشنبه ، سه شنبه، من یه رباتم
باید خیلی اداره بشم

727
00:36:13,534 --> 00:36:17,205
یکی اینو برات انجام میده؟-
بله، کانیه-

728
00:36:17,205 --> 00:36:22,001
گفت میخواد از همه چیز دربیاد و فقط زندگیش رو اختصاص بده به

729
00:36:22,085 --> 00:36:23,753
استایلیست تو-
استایلیستم-

730
00:36:23,753 --> 00:36:26,172
فکر میکنم باید بمونه
،حداقل یکم موزیک کار کنه

731
00:36:26,297 --> 00:36:29,592
،یکم طراحی آدیداس
و حتی میتونی اونو در کنارش انجام بده

732
00:36:29,759 --> 00:36:32,053
کیم: میدونی، من و کانیه هنوز دوستیم

733
00:36:32,053 --> 00:36:35,056
کانیه همیشه به من لباس میپوشوند
همیشه منو استایل میکرد

734
00:36:35,056 --> 00:36:39,185
نزدیک سال دوهزار، تقریبا فقط بهم ایمیل های رندوم میزد

735
00:36:39,269 --> 00:36:42,480
با همه ی اون چیزا و جوری که ظاهرم باید باشه

736
00:36:42,480 --> 00:36:45,692
،الان فقط کراپ تاپ و دامن های مدادی میپوشم

737
00:36:45,692 --> 00:36:47,944
یا کلا یه چکمه و دامن

738
00:36:47,944 --> 00:36:50,238
و برام یه عالمه عکس برای الهام گرفتن میفرسته

739
00:36:50,238 --> 00:36:52,323
پس،این همیشه کارمون بوده

740
00:36:52,448 --> 00:36:56,077
اما همچنین یه وجهه ای از من هست که همیشه تکیه کردن میخواسته

741
00:36:57,120 --> 00:36:58,746
سلام-
سلام، چطوری؟-

742
00:36:59,497 --> 00:37:00,707
خوب، ممنونم

743
00:37:01,124 --> 00:37:02,875
(نفس نفس زدن)
می‌خوام کنگر کبابی بگیرم

744
00:37:02,959 --> 00:37:03,960
کلوئی: خدایا، منو ترسوند

745
00:37:04,085 --> 00:37:07,672
با یه تیکه کوچیک پیاز و مایونز کنارش

746
00:37:07,797 --> 00:37:11,342
می‌خوام یه برگر غیرممکن و سیب زمینی شیرین سرخ شده بگیرم

747
00:37:11,426 --> 00:37:15,179
شاید لطفا منم یه کاهوی تیکه شده هم بگیرم، اما همشون خرد شدن؟

748
00:37:15,638 --> 00:37:17,015
میتونم بهش گوجه اضافه کنم؟

749
00:37:17,307 --> 00:37:19,934
و میتونم سس مزرعه و تخم مرغ هم اضافه کنم؟

750
00:37:21,144 --> 00:37:22,520
میتونم اونو بگیرم، لطفا؟

751
00:37:22,520 --> 00:37:23,938
خرد شده باشه-
خرد شده-

752
00:37:24,022 --> 00:37:26,899
فقط خودش می‌دونه داره چیکار می‌کنه-
فقط اونو میگیرم -

753
00:37:26,983 --> 00:37:28,276
خفه شو، واقعا؟

754
00:37:28,818 --> 00:37:30,028
ما شکموییم

755
00:37:30,028 --> 00:37:32,113
به خاطر همین اینطوری ورزش میکنیم

756
00:37:32,113 --> 00:37:34,866
،چون همه چیزو سفارش می‌دیم و تموم میکنیم

757
00:37:34,866 --> 00:37:36,409
و بعدش برای بخشش دعا میکنیم

758
00:37:36,409 --> 00:37:38,328
ترسناکه

759
00:37:38,578 --> 00:37:40,371
اوه، یه لکه ی بلوبری چیه؟

760
00:37:40,455 --> 00:37:42,749
اوه، کوکتل
فکر میکنم یه پای بلوبری بود

761
00:37:42,749 --> 00:37:43,833
کون گنده

762
00:37:43,833 --> 00:37:45,335
زن: نه، ما نمیتونیم-
شوخی میکنم-

763
00:37:45,335 --> 00:37:47,754
در مورد خودم حرف نمیرنم، منظورم کیمه
نه، فقط شوخی

764
00:37:47,754 --> 00:37:49,380
ممنونم-
از آبنماست؟-

765
00:37:49,464 --> 00:37:50,465
کوکا کولای رژیمی؟

766
00:37:50,465 --> 00:37:51,841
نه، از قوطی ریختیم-
اوه-

767
00:37:52,925 --> 00:37:56,763
با چای یخم ادامه میدم
سودای خوب آبنما رو دوست دارم، پس

768
00:38:00,725 --> 00:38:02,852
فکر کنم این بهترین پییاز حلقه ایه که تا حالا خوردم

769
00:38:03,978 --> 00:38:06,939
پس، من و اسکات در موردش حرف زدیم

770
00:38:07,023 --> 00:38:09,609
درباره اینکه دعوتش نکردیم به باربیکیو

771
00:38:09,609 --> 00:38:11,235
برگام، حالا چی گفت؟

772
00:38:11,319 --> 00:38:14,906
درواقع خیلی پذیرا بود

773
00:38:14,906 --> 00:38:17,909
 و خیلی آروم بود، چون من گفتم

774
00:38:17,909 --> 00:38:21,621
اسکات، ما بهت لطف کردیم که دعوتت نکردیم

775
00:38:21,621 --> 00:38:24,540
چون شما خیلی مرغ عشق بودین و جالب نمیشه که

776
00:38:24,624 --> 00:38:27,794
بشینه ببینه شما دارین همو میخورین

777
00:38:27,794 --> 00:38:32,340
بعد ازم پرسید
ینی نمیخواستید من پیشتون باشم؟

778
00:38:32,882 --> 00:38:36,469
بعد منم گفتم
...خب باید جوری رفتار کنی که به نظر بیاد

779
00:38:36,469 --> 00:38:39,764
تو هم میخوای از ما باشی، پس اونطوری رفتار کن

780
00:38:39,764 --> 00:38:44,143
من ایتالیا بودم و اون داشت به یونس پیام میداد

781
00:38:47,480 --> 00:38:49,774
کلویی : باهاش مطرح کردی -
بعدم من اینجوری بودم که -

782
00:38:49,774 --> 00:38:52,110
واقعا این فضاش نیست -
فضاش -

783
00:38:52,110 --> 00:38:54,946
"نرو به اکس من پیام بده"

784
00:38:55,196 --> 00:38:59,617
وقتی من با تراویس واسه تعطیلات تابستونیمون تو ایتالیا بودم

785
00:38:59,617 --> 00:39:04,288
"با یه پیام از طرف اسکات بیدار شدم که نوشته بود "خیلی متاسفم

786
00:39:04,372 --> 00:39:08,793
"من به دوست پسر قبلیت که نمیتونم تحملش کنم، پیام دادم"

787
00:39:09,252 --> 00:39:13,756
<i>واسم یه اسکرین شات ازش فرستاد و گفت تو استوریش پستش کرده</i>

788
00:39:13,881 --> 00:39:17,760
...داشت میپرسید که میتونه عذرخواهی کنه-
از تراویس؟-

789
00:39:17,844 --> 00:39:19,178
کورتنی : آره-
کیم : خوبه -

790
00:39:19,262 --> 00:39:22,682
"بعد من واسش نوشتم "خیلی نفرت انگیزه-
به هیچ کدوممون اینو نگفته بودی-

791
00:39:22,682 --> 00:39:25,226
...گفتم "خیلی نفرت انگیزه"، اینجوری بودم که

792
00:39:25,226 --> 00:39:26,978
چه قلمبه سلمبه گفتی -
آره -

793
00:39:26,978 --> 00:39:29,188
چندین ساله

794
00:39:29,272 --> 00:39:31,691
<i>اسکات رفتار بدش رو</i>

795
00:39:31,691 --> 00:39:34,652
ترک کرده و بازم دعوت شده

796
00:39:34,652 --> 00:39:37,447
و فکر نمی کنم قراره ادامه داشته باشه

797
00:39:37,447 --> 00:39:40,783
میتونست من یا کیم باشیم، اگه کورت
 راحت نیست که یه چیزایی رو بگه

798
00:39:40,908 --> 00:39:42,702
...واسه من مشکلی نداره انجامش بدم، اما من

799
00:39:42,702 --> 00:39:45,329
آره اما چی..، چرا باید زنگ بزنیم؟

800
00:39:45,413 --> 00:39:49,333
خب هرموقع ما داریم یه کاری انجام میدیم
 یه دورهمی باربیکیوی هفت نفره داریم

801
00:39:49,417 --> 00:39:50,960
...باید بگیم -
کیم : نه -

802
00:39:50,960 --> 00:39:55,423
من عشق زندگیم رو میبوسم

803
00:39:55,423 --> 00:39:58,676
چیز بدی نیست -
چرا هروقت اینو میگی خنده ات میگیره؟ -

804
00:39:58,676 --> 00:40:00,720
دست خودته -
نمی خندم، فقط دارم تعریف می کنم -

805
00:40:00,720 --> 00:40:04,348
...چیزی نیست که
نمی خوام منفی برداشت بشه

806
00:40:04,432 --> 00:40:06,934
...واسه همین اون -
اما قراره منفی برداشت بشه -

807
00:40:07,018 --> 00:40:09,854
،واسه کسی که راه خودش رو نمیره
نمیتونی اجازه بدی که روت تاثیر بزاره

808
00:40:09,854 --> 00:40:13,065
...ولی من فقط... نه اجازه نمیدم
من به زندگیم

809
00:40:13,149 --> 00:40:15,651
ادامه میدم
و وانمود می کنم کسی نمی بینه

810
00:40:15,818 --> 00:40:16,819
!هه

811
00:40:20,323 --> 00:40:21,991


812
00:40:26,287 --> 00:40:28,664
کریس : کیم -
چه حال و هوایی داره اینجا -

813
00:40:31,250 --> 00:40:33,586
یه بوی خوبی همیشه اینجاست نه؟

814
00:40:36,297 --> 00:40:38,049
کریس : چرا من همیشه دارم با خودم حرف میزنم؟

815
00:40:38,508 --> 00:40:40,760
چون پیر شدی -
کریس : عالیه -

816
00:40:41,260 --> 00:40:45,264
امروز یه ربع به خودم رسیدم -
کلویی : خیلی خوشگل شدی -

817
00:40:45,348 --> 00:40:47,767
کیم : خیلی بامزه شدی
کلویی : نه؟ نگاش کن

818
00:40:47,767 --> 00:40:50,102
ببینین من چقد بامزه شدم -
تو هم بامزه شدی مامان -

819
00:40:50,186 --> 00:40:51,270
تو از همه بامزه تری

820
00:40:51,812 --> 00:40:54,774
خب اینجا چخبره؟
عه؟ SNL بسته بندی واسه

821
00:40:54,774 --> 00:40:56,275
کیم : آره
کلویی : اووووه

822
00:40:56,359 --> 00:40:57,360
(ویبره گوشی)

823
00:40:57,360 --> 00:40:59,529
کیم : بزار ببینم، مارتی داره زنگ میزنه

824
00:41:00,446 --> 00:41:01,614
سلام دیدمش

825
00:41:01,614 --> 00:41:04,116
میشه به تریسی وصلت کنم؟
اینجا با مامانمم

826
00:41:04,200 --> 00:41:05,201
مارتی : حتما

827
00:41:05,201 --> 00:41:08,162
رو اسپیکری، داریم برنامم رو فیلم میگیریم و با خواهرامم

828
00:41:08,246 --> 00:41:10,331
<i>منظورم اینه که این هفته خیلی کار دارم که باید انجام بدم</i>

829
00:41:10,331 --> 00:41:13,709
نزدیکه و من همین الانشم واسش استرس دارم SNL

830
00:41:13,793 --> 00:41:18,548
بعدش وکیلم بخاطر تهدیدا زنگ میزنه و میگه فیلمای بیشتری

831
00:41:18,548 --> 00:41:21,092
از ویدئو سکسی که منتشر شده هست

832
00:41:21,092 --> 00:41:26,526
قانونیش اینطوریه که میتونی از کسی که منتشرش کرده شکایت کنی

833
00:41:26,550 --> 00:41:31,155
اگه واقعا ویدیویی وجود داشته باشه، بدون اجازت نمیتونن پخشش

834
00:41:31,352 --> 00:41:32,353
چه ویدئویی؟

835
00:41:32,353 --> 00:41:35,064
پس منیجر ری جی داره ادعا می کنه

836
00:41:35,064 --> 00:41:38,192
که اون ویدئوی سکس از ما تو سانتا باربارا داره

837
00:41:38,276 --> 00:41:41,028
<i>همه ی اینا از قبل توی باربیکیو شروع شد</i>

838
00:41:41,112 --> 00:41:42,947
روش کلیک کن

839
00:41:43,155 --> 00:41:46,367
<i>وسوسه کننده بود و زیرکانه اشاره می کرد که اگه روش کلیک کنید</i>

840
00:41:46,367 --> 00:41:49,287
<i>قرار بود یه ویدئو سکس جدید که به زودی بیرون میاد باشه</i>

841
00:41:49,620 --> 00:41:52,456
اگه پسرم یکم بزرگ تر بود و میتونست بخونه

842
00:41:52,540 --> 00:41:56,210
احتمالا خجالت میکشیدم
ولی واقعا سکته کردم

843
00:41:56,919 --> 00:41:58,963
مارتی، من

844
00:41:58,963 --> 00:42:03,217
...۹۹.۹درصد مطمئنم

845
00:42:03,301 --> 00:42:05,428
...که هیچ ویدئوی دیگه ای وجود نداره

846
00:42:05,428 --> 00:42:07,430
<i>قرار بود یه فیلم پخش نشده باشه</i>

847
00:42:07,430 --> 00:42:09,765
<i>واقعا نمی دونم چی دارن</i>

848
00:42:09,849 --> 00:42:13,728
واسه ۲۰ سال این اشتباه مدام

849
00:42:13,728 --> 00:42:16,022
بهم یادآوری میشد، اصلا این یه اشتباهه؟

850
00:42:16,022 --> 00:42:19,025
سال های زیادی دوست پسرم بود

851
00:42:19,025 --> 00:42:21,152
رفتیم سفر و یه فیلم گرفتیم

852
00:42:21,152 --> 00:42:23,279
خجالت آوره که پخش شده باشه

853
00:42:23,279 --> 00:42:24,947
اما این افتضاح ترین قسمتش نیست

854
00:42:25,031 --> 00:42:27,533
و منم قرار نیست یه همچین حسی بخاطرش داشته باشم

855
00:42:27,950 --> 00:42:29,243
منم یه آدمم

856
00:42:29,869 --> 00:42:32,079
حل و فصل نکردیم؟ Keeping Up مگه اینو تو فصل اول

857
00:42:32,163 --> 00:42:34,749
اینو به فال نیک بگیرین بچه ها -
فال نیکش دیگه چیه؟ -

858
00:42:34,749 --> 00:42:37,335
کلویی : صحبت درباره ویدئوی سکست تو فصل اول

859
00:42:37,335 --> 00:42:39,503
حس می کنم به روز اول برگشتیم

860
00:42:39,587 --> 00:42:41,964
واااو چه بینظیر -
کلویی : نشونه خوبیه -

861
00:42:42,048 --> 00:42:44,592
خیلی خب مارتی چیکار کنیم؟ -
تریسی : مارتی -

862
00:42:44,592 --> 00:42:47,762
<i>بیا بگیم این یجورایی یه ویدئوی جدید بوده که کیم حتی نمی دونه وجود داره</i>

863
00:42:47,762 --> 00:42:51,015
منظورم اینه که ۹۹ درصد مطمئنم

864
00:42:51,015 --> 00:42:53,934
اما اینکه این آدما همش میگن یه ویدئویی دارن

865
00:42:54,018 --> 00:42:57,980
اگه خوابیده بوده باشم و اون یه دیلدو تو کونم کرده باشه چی؟ نمی دونم

866
00:42:58,064 --> 00:43:00,524
وای خدای من
امیدوارم بیدار شده باشی

867
00:43:00,608 --> 00:43:03,152
کیم : من هیچی یادم نمیاد
کاملا غیرقانیونه

868
00:43:03,152 --> 00:43:05,446
مارتی مثل چی از این عنتر میترسه

869
00:43:05,446 --> 00:43:08,699
تریسی : هرچی که داره، به عنوان اموال مسروقه حساب نمیشه؟

870
00:43:08,783 --> 00:43:10,451
من به خاطر خسارت احتمالی شکایت می کنم

871
00:43:10,451 --> 00:43:13,162
الان پیامش از پوا مهم تره

872
00:43:13,162 --> 00:43:14,246
پیامش

873
00:43:14,330 --> 00:43:15,706
کار اشتباهی نمی کنه که

874
00:43:15,790 --> 00:43:18,417
بخاطر بچه هات از خودت و شهرتت محافظت می کنی

875
00:43:18,501 --> 00:43:19,835
کار اشتباهی نمی کنم

876
00:43:19,919 --> 00:43:23,381
خودم دارم از شهرتم و بچه هام محافظت می کنم

877
00:43:24,840 --> 00:43:28,469
ساعت ۵ عه، باید سریع بجنبی -
آره میخوان سریع پستش کنن -

878
00:43:28,469 --> 00:43:30,513
باید سریع بجنبیم و زنگ زدنامون رو شروع کنیم

879
00:43:30,513 --> 00:43:32,473
...مارتی : بزار زنگ بزنم -
بعدا بهت زنگ میزنم -

880
00:43:32,473 --> 00:43:34,850
بزارین فقط سریع به کانیه زنگ بزنم

881
00:43:35,184 --> 00:43:36,602


882
00:43:37,269 --> 00:43:40,648
اشکال نداره

883
00:43:40,648 --> 00:43:44,068
خیلیم اشکال داره، خیلی
 می فهمی، توی روبلوکس

884
00:43:44,944 --> 00:43:47,655
سینت دیروز تو روبلوکس بود

885
00:43:48,614 --> 00:43:51,784
و اون گوه یهو اومد بالا و اونم شروع کرد خندیدن

886
00:43:51,784 --> 00:43:55,204
و اینجوری بود که "مامان ببین" و یه عکس از صورت پر از اشک من بود

887
00:43:55,204 --> 00:43:57,915
یه بازی ای بود که یکی تو روبلوکس ساخته بود

888
00:43:58,958 --> 00:44:01,794
و نوشته بود : ویدئو جدید سکس کیم وقتی روش کلیک می کردی

889
00:44:01,794 --> 00:44:03,713
خداروشکر اون هنوز نمیتونه اون متن کیریو رو بخونه

890
00:44:03,838 --> 00:44:07,591
انگار رو سر جنازه ام دوباره واسم داره این اتفاق میوفته

891
00:44:08,092 --> 00:44:09,593
فقط میخوام از بین بره

892
00:44:10,428 --> 00:44:13,305
قرار نیست منو بگا بده

893
00:44:13,931 --> 00:44:15,641
انگار که اصلا وجود نداره

894
00:44:15,725 --> 00:44:17,435
پس فقط میخوام که از بین بره

895
00:44:17,935 --> 00:44:22,189
من مادر حمایتگری هستم، اینام بچه های منن
کل زندگی منن

896
00:44:22,398 --> 00:44:25,526
و واقعا سخته که ببینم بچه هام درگیر چنین چیزایی میشن

897
00:44:25,526 --> 00:44:29,238
وقتی مردم همیشه دارن زخم زبون میزنن

898
00:44:29,238 --> 00:44:31,240
آزار دهنده اس

899
00:44:31,240 --> 00:44:34,368
تقریبا مردم وقتی سینت فکر کرد یه چیز خنده داره

900
00:44:34,452 --> 00:44:38,789
یه چیزی که یه جورایی دربارش بهم آرامش میداد
 وقتی داشتم گریه میکردم

901
00:44:38,873 --> 00:44:42,501
کانیه اینجوری بود که : گوش کن تو قدرتش رو داری
هیچ چی قرار نیست تو رو حذفت کنه

902
00:44:42,626 --> 00:44:45,379
دست از نگران بودن واسه برداشت مردم بردار

903
00:44:45,463 --> 00:44:46,922
"تو خودت، خودت رو میشناسی"

904
00:44:47,006 --> 00:44:48,007


905
00:44:48,799 --> 00:44:51,218
صبر کن، اونان دارن بخاطرش زنگ میزنن

906
00:44:51,302 --> 00:44:53,429
بزار بعدش بهت زنگ میزنم، اوکی بای

907
00:44:53,429 --> 00:44:55,514
خیلی خب مارتی داستان از ین قراره

908
00:44:55,598 --> 00:44:58,392
یه برنامه ای بریز که بتونه فورا بیارتش پایین

909
00:44:58,476 --> 00:45:01,270
نمیخوام کپی بشه
من چهارتا بچه دارم

910
00:45:01,270 --> 00:45:04,356
نمی تونم دوباره تحملش کنم
این تقریبا واسه ۲۰ سال پیشه

911
00:45:04,440 --> 00:45:05,983
قرار نیست دوباره تجربه اش کنم

912
00:45:05,983 --> 00:45:09,487
این دفعه وکیلای کار درست میشناسم
این دفعه میدونم دقیقا باید چیکار کنم

913
00:45:09,487 --> 00:45:11,530
نمیزارم دوباره این اتفاق واسم بیوفته

914
00:45:11,614 --> 00:45:13,157
پس تحت کنترلمون درش میاریم

915
00:45:13,157 --> 00:45:15,618
من وقتشو دارم،‌ پولشو دارم

916
00:45:16,327 --> 00:45:20,956
و همه ی منبعا تو دستامه که همشونو کامل بسوزونم

917
00:45:24,001 --> 00:45:26,337
The Kardashians کیم : این فصل تو

918
00:45:29,089 --> 00:45:31,717
<i>واسه این فصل که مردم ببیننش هیجان دارم</i>

919
00:45:31,801 --> 00:45:33,636
زنده از نیویورک

920
00:45:34,970 --> 00:45:37,807
رو میزبانی می کنم SNL من کیم کارداشیان وست هستم و این هفته

921
00:45:37,985 --> 00:45:39,831
دیوید پیت دیویدسون از اجرات خوشش اومد؟

922
00:45:39,892 --> 00:45:40,893
نمی دونم

923
00:45:40,893 --> 00:45:43,687
مک لافلین بزرگ کاست؟ -
نمی دونم کیه -

924
00:45:43,813 --> 00:45:46,857
!اوووو -
زندگیای ما پر از جنجال و مشغله اس -

925
00:45:46,941 --> 00:45:48,108
چه مشکل خوبیه که داشته باشیش

926
00:45:48,192 --> 00:45:50,486
<i>دو تا خواهر که قراره پوشش یکسانی داشته باشن</i>

927
00:45:50,486 --> 00:45:51,987
واسه ووگ آمریکایی

928
00:45:52,613 --> 00:45:56,408
مهم نیست چی بشه و اینکه خانواده‌مون چقدر بزرگه
همیشه یه مورد اورژانسی داریم

929
00:45:56,492 --> 00:45:58,577
با قیچیت اونجا داری منو از خود بیخود می کنی

930
00:45:58,661 --> 00:46:00,120
!لعنتی -
اَه لعنتی! -

931
00:46:00,204 --> 00:46:01,455
!اَه لعنتی-
!اَه لعنتی-

932
00:46:01,539 --> 00:46:03,040


933
00:46:03,332 --> 00:46:05,918
کورتنی : من و تراویس میخوایم یه بچه داشته باشیم

934
00:46:06,210 --> 00:46:07,753
نمونه رو بریزید تو این ظرف

935
00:46:08,420 --> 00:46:10,130
بدون تف -
بدون تف -

936
00:46:10,214 --> 00:46:11,966


937
00:46:11,966 --> 00:46:16,303
یکی از بزرگترین اتفاقای زندگیش داره اتفاق میوفته

938
00:46:16,387 --> 00:46:17,930
و کورتنی روحشم خبر نداره

939
00:46:20,224 --> 00:46:21,475


940
00:46:26,105 --> 00:46:28,858
به اسکات علاقه داری؟ -
آره -

941
00:46:28,858 --> 00:46:30,192
بنظر نمیرسه داشته باشی

942
00:46:30,276 --> 00:46:32,278
میتونی تصور کنی اگه من تو رو انتخاب می کردم

943
00:46:32,278 --> 00:46:37,324
،تنها کسی که بهش اهمیت میدادم
عمدا دعوت نکردم

944
00:46:37,408 --> 00:46:39,034
ولی اسکات، دارم میگم ببخشید

945
00:46:39,118 --> 00:46:41,078
..که من -
من اصلا نشنیدم تو بگی ببخشید -

946
00:46:41,078 --> 00:46:43,622
من دیگه نیستم، خیلی مسخره اس -
وای خدای من -

947
00:46:43,706 --> 00:46:45,708
مشکل ما نیستیم، مشکل تویی

948
00:46:45,708 --> 00:46:46,876
مشکل اینه

949
00:46:46,876 --> 00:46:49,879
ما این همه بار واسه شما پفیوزا پنهونش کردیم

950
00:46:50,337 --> 00:46:52,339
کیم : ما همیشه یه چیز فوق العاده مهم داریم

951
00:46:52,423 --> 00:46:55,634
کانیه دیشب سمت خونه پرواز داشت و میخوام بهتون نشون بدم چی واسم گرفته

952
00:46:56,677 --> 00:46:57,720
وای خدای من

953
00:46:58,554 --> 00:47:01,140
هیچ وقت تموم نمیشه -
چیزی که واست فرستادم رو دیدی؟ -

954
00:47:02,099 --> 00:47:03,267
<i>داشت بهت دروغ می گفت</i>

955
00:47:03,267 --> 00:47:05,227
یه اعلامیه کامل داده

956
00:47:08,647 --> 00:47:09,648
!همینه

957
00:47:11,984 --> 00:47:14,069
اوه خدای من

958
00:47:16,572 --> 00:47:18,574


959
00:47:28,250 --> 00:47:31,086
<i>Living the good life</i>

960
00:47:32,171 --> 00:47:34,590
<i>Good life, good life</i>

961
00:47:34,590 --> 00:47:37,593
<i>Living the good, good, good life</i>

962
00:00:16,713 --> 00:00:18,715
(UPBEAT SONG PLAYING)

963
00:00:18,799 --> 00:00:20,050
MAN: <i>Okay, let's go guys.</i>

964
00:00:20,050 --> 00:00:21,301
(INDISTINCT CHATTER)

965
00:00:21,301 --> 00:00:24,262
<i>Ayy, now we makin' money,
now we makin' money</i>

966
00:00:24,346 --> 00:00:26,014
<i>- Now we makin' money
- One, two, three</i>

967
00:00:26,389 --> 00:00:27,390
Guys, come on.

968
00:00:27,474 --> 00:00:29,351
We have to go to Kim's. Let's go.

969
00:00:29,351 --> 00:00:31,937
<i>Put your pretty-ass lips together
Blow it real nice for me</i>

970
00:00:31,937 --> 00:00:33,105
<i>Real nice for me</i>

971
00:00:33,105 --> 00:00:34,856
<i>Yeah, I'm tryna hit a lick</i>

972
00:00:34,940 --> 00:00:38,276
<i>And slide to the dealership
in the mornin'</i>

973
00:00:38,360 --> 00:00:39,361
<i>Why?</i>

974
00:00:39,778 --> 00:00:42,155
- You guys wanna go to the barbecue?
- KIDS: Yeah!

975
00:00:42,697 --> 00:00:44,950
<i>They not gon' believe me
But check the recordin'</i>

976
00:00:49,538 --> 00:00:52,332
<i>Ayy, now we makin' money,
now we makin' money</i>

977
00:00:52,332 --> 00:00:53,416
<i>Now we makin' money</i>

978
00:00:53,500 --> 00:00:54,543
KHLOÉ: Hi.
MAN: <i>Hey.</i>

979
00:00:54,543 --> 00:00:56,002
Oh, my God, I'm so excited.

980
00:00:56,336 --> 00:00:59,256
I'm at the new house
and the construction is almost finished.

981
00:00:59,256 --> 00:01:00,549
<i>Oh, wow.</i>

982
00:01:00,549 --> 00:01:03,760
<i>Amazing. I'm so happy for you.
Can't wait to see it.</i>

983
00:01:03,844 --> 00:01:06,513
<i>'Cause I'm 'bout to go all in</i>

984
00:01:06,513 --> 00:01:07,597
<i>Why?</i>

985
00:01:07,681 --> 00:01:09,891
<i>I can see the champagne fallin'</i>

986
00:01:09,975 --> 00:01:12,018
<i>I got bills to pay, but bills can wait</i>

987
00:01:12,102 --> 00:01:13,353
<i>Ah, we ballin'</i>

988
00:01:16,731 --> 00:01:17,899
(BIRDS CHIRPING)

989
00:01:23,613 --> 00:01:25,490
KENDALL: Hey, Mom.
I'm not feeling too great,

990
00:01:25,574 --> 00:01:27,242
so I don't think
I'm gonna make it today.

991
00:01:27,242 --> 00:01:30,328
KRIS: <i>Oh, no. I'm so sorry, honey.</i>

992
00:01:31,997 --> 00:01:32,998
(PHONE RINGING)

993
00:01:33,540 --> 00:01:35,083
Kylie Cosmetics, how can I help you?

994
00:01:36,877 --> 00:01:38,920
<i>Yes, I'm faded, pupils dilated</i>

995
00:01:39,004 --> 00:01:41,464
<i>But the man in the mirror sayin',
"Go on, get your paper"</i>

996
00:01:42,799 --> 00:01:44,384
Okay, Kenny, I'll check on you later.

997
00:01:44,384 --> 00:01:47,137
I have to go leave for the barbecue,
or I'll be late.

998
00:01:47,137 --> 00:01:48,555
Kylie, we gotta go.

999
00:01:49,222 --> 00:01:50,390
I think I'm gonna be late.

1000
00:01:50,765 --> 00:01:52,100
<i>Let's go</i>

1001
00:01:52,184 --> 00:01:54,936
<i>Oh, whatever you wanna do, baby</i>

1002
00:01:55,437 --> 00:01:56,980
<i>I got ya, I got ya</i>

1003
00:01:57,689 --> 00:01:58,815
<i>Oh, my God</i>

1004
00:02:00,150 --> 00:02:01,151
<i>Silk Sonic</i>

1005
00:02:02,277 --> 00:02:05,280
<i>This the big one
You gotta trust your gut</i>

1006
00:02:05,530 --> 00:02:08,200
Kylie, let's go. Gotta get to Kim's,
I don't wanna be late.

1007
00:02:08,200 --> 00:02:09,284
KYLIE: All right.

1008
00:02:09,951 --> 00:02:11,786
<i>Pretty mother with some money to blow</i>

1009
00:02:11,870 --> 00:02:14,039
<i>I'm 'bout to buy Las Vegas
after this roll</i>

1010
00:02:14,289 --> 00:02:16,499
<i>I'm 'bout to buy Las Vegas
after this roll</i>

1011
00:02:16,583 --> 00:02:18,001
<i>Come on, 7-7-7</i>

1012
00:02:18,001 --> 00:02:19,961
Okay, I have to go meet my family now.

1013
00:02:26,259 --> 00:02:29,554
<i>7-7-7, let's go</i>

1014
00:02:29,638 --> 00:02:31,264
Yeah, I like all of these.

1015
00:02:31,431 --> 00:02:32,682
<i>Woo</i>

1016
00:02:32,766 --> 00:02:35,685
<i>They can't deal with me, I swear to God</i>

1017
00:02:45,445 --> 00:02:47,447
(UPBEAT MUSIC PLAYING)

1018
00:03:06,299 --> 00:03:07,884
- I love that slide...
- MAN: Yeah.

1019
00:03:07,968 --> 00:03:11,429
...and ball pit situation.
I want to own that.

1020
00:03:11,805 --> 00:03:13,181
MAN: Do you want it? (LAUGHS)

1021
00:03:13,265 --> 00:03:14,891
KIM: If it was a different color.

1022
00:03:17,936 --> 00:03:20,105
KIM: <i>It's fun to start
with a clean slate.</i>

1023
00:03:20,105 --> 00:03:23,650
<i>I feel like we've had so much time
off filming that we've, kind of,</i>

1024
00:03:23,650 --> 00:03:26,569
<i>gone into our own worlds
and done our own thing.</i>

1025
00:03:26,778 --> 00:03:31,241
I hate talking about myself,
but I'm two years into school.

1026
00:03:31,366 --> 00:03:34,703
<i>I am literally just studying
for the bar.</i>

1027
00:03:34,828 --> 00:03:38,540
I'm really working on law school,
SKIMS, and being a mom.

1028
00:03:38,540 --> 00:03:40,375
- Mommy.
- Yeah?

1029
00:03:41,042 --> 00:03:43,837
- Here, Mommy.
- Okay. I got it, okay?

1030
00:03:43,837 --> 00:03:47,132
<i>I've just been in, like,
mom mode, carpool mode...</i>

1031
00:03:47,841 --> 00:03:50,635
Do you want to go with Dad
to the Grammys and be his date?

1032
00:03:51,386 --> 00:03:53,888
<i>...just getting it all together
at the house.</i>

1033
00:03:54,306 --> 00:03:56,641
- (PSALM SPEAKING)
- You want to swap?

1034
00:03:57,767 --> 00:03:59,185
Okay, there might be one more.

1035
00:03:59,269 --> 00:04:00,395
We're working on whining,

1036
00:04:00,395 --> 00:04:02,564
but let's go inside
'cause you're really hot.

1037
00:04:02,564 --> 00:04:03,648
(NORTH SPEAKING)

1038
00:04:03,732 --> 00:04:04,941
KIM: Yeah?

1039
00:04:07,193 --> 00:04:09,237
Whoo! Was it fun?

1040
00:04:09,321 --> 00:04:10,905
No? Okay.

1041
00:04:10,989 --> 00:04:12,407
<i>To me, that's what's so exciting.</i>

1042
00:04:12,407 --> 00:04:15,577
<i>It's just that side of our lives
that people don't see.</i>

1043
00:04:15,577 --> 00:04:20,123
Like, I cleaned out the playroom today,
like, that kind of stuff gets me...

1044
00:04:20,123 --> 00:04:24,586
makes me horny to literally clean out
my (BLEEP) playroom. I'm insane.

1045
00:04:24,586 --> 00:04:28,298
Like, any mom will get that.
Like, if you have a clean playroom,

1046
00:04:28,298 --> 00:04:30,675
oh, my God, like,
you can sleep at night.

1047
00:04:31,217 --> 00:04:32,218
<i>Oh, here's Mom.</i>

1048
00:04:32,302 --> 00:04:34,054
(UPBEAT MUSIC PLAYING)

1049
00:04:41,436 --> 00:04:43,813
- Hey, you look nice.
- Thank you.

1050
00:04:44,147 --> 00:04:45,273
Are you gonna do fine?

1051
00:04:48,360 --> 00:04:50,403
You have a very busy schedule.

1052
00:04:50,487 --> 00:04:53,531
Do you know that your schedule
is busier than my schedule?

1053
00:04:54,157 --> 00:04:57,535
I've been pretty busy
since you last saw us.

1054
00:04:57,702 --> 00:04:59,829
<i>I get up at four o'clock every morning.</i>

1055
00:05:01,456 --> 00:05:02,457
(LINE RINGING)

1056
00:05:02,457 --> 00:05:05,293
How can people
not answer their phone at 7:00 a.m.?

1057
00:05:05,377 --> 00:05:07,253
It's, like, it's almost lunchtime.

1058
00:05:08,088 --> 00:05:10,507
<i>I'm a mom, I'm a grandmother,
I'm running businesses.</i>

1059
00:05:10,632 --> 00:05:12,384
<i>There's Kylie Cosmetics.</i>

1060
00:05:12,509 --> 00:05:13,968
<i>And there's Kylie Skin.</i>

1061
00:05:14,052 --> 00:05:17,097
<i>Kylie Baby, SKIMS, Good American, 818,</i>

1062
00:05:17,097 --> 00:05:19,849
KKW Fragrance,

1063
00:05:19,933 --> 00:05:22,227
Arthur George, the hot sauce company.

1064
00:05:22,227 --> 00:05:23,728
Halfway Dead, Safely.

1065
00:05:23,812 --> 00:05:26,648
Can just one person
be lazy in this family?

1066
00:05:27,065 --> 00:05:28,691
Oh! What did I leave out?

1067
00:05:29,025 --> 00:05:30,026
Probably something.

1068
00:05:30,110 --> 00:05:33,738
- Cheers, babe. Here's to season...
- 92.

1069
00:05:33,822 --> 00:05:35,031
A new chapter.

1070
00:05:37,951 --> 00:05:39,411
- Hey, guys.
- Hi.

1071
00:05:39,411 --> 00:05:42,080
- Hi.
- Look at you, cutie.

1072
00:05:42,080 --> 00:05:45,834
Oh, look at her. You look so cute.

1073
00:05:45,834 --> 00:05:47,335
You left without me?

1074
00:05:47,419 --> 00:05:48,461
- What?
- No.

1075
00:05:48,545 --> 00:05:49,629
- Hmm.
- What?

1076
00:05:49,629 --> 00:05:51,381
You just made it really obvious.

1077
00:05:51,381 --> 00:05:53,591
- That what?
- I know what you're having.

1078
00:05:54,092 --> 00:05:55,927
Everyone just knows what I'm having.

1079
00:05:55,927 --> 00:05:57,887
- It's so crazy.
- Why did she make it obvious?

1080
00:05:57,971 --> 00:05:59,848
- I didn't do shit.
- I can now see her belly.

1081
00:06:00,348 --> 00:06:02,225
My belly looks the same.

1082
00:06:02,225 --> 00:06:06,146
<i>I am very excited to have another baby.</i>

1083
00:06:07,689 --> 00:06:09,190
I'm almost six months now.

1084
00:06:09,941 --> 00:06:14,904
For right now, we are keeping the gender
just between Travis and I.

1085
00:06:15,572 --> 00:06:19,868
<i>We're just waiting for the right moment
to tell everyone in a special way.</i>

1086
00:06:19,868 --> 00:06:21,119
KIM: I think it's a boy.

1087
00:06:21,119 --> 00:06:23,538
- You're skinnier this way.
- Oh.

1088
00:06:23,538 --> 00:06:24,956
You're prettier...

1089
00:06:24,956 --> 00:06:27,792
- How could she get any prettier?
- ...than you were last time.

1090
00:06:27,876 --> 00:06:32,088
Like the girls take the beauty
to give it to themselves.

1091
00:06:32,213 --> 00:06:35,383
The boys, like, know what's up,
and they just, like,

1092
00:06:35,467 --> 00:06:37,135
let you be a little bit prettier.

1093
00:06:37,760 --> 00:06:39,637
KYLIE: <i>My whole life is so public.</i>

1094
00:06:39,721 --> 00:06:42,015
My pregnancy is really public this time.

1095
00:06:42,515 --> 00:06:46,352
<i>To have something between
just Travis and I feels really special.</i>

1096
00:06:46,936 --> 00:06:49,481
It's just fun keeping that to ourselves.

1097
00:06:50,315 --> 00:06:52,567
COREY: These kids.
KRIS: Everyone in this family

1098
00:06:52,567 --> 00:06:56,070
takes a secret so seriously.
They're so committed.

1099
00:07:01,367 --> 00:07:02,494
KIM: Khloé's here.

1100
00:07:02,494 --> 00:07:04,746
KRIS: Hi. You look fab.

1101
00:07:05,622 --> 00:07:07,665
I'm so happy Tristan's here.

1102
00:07:07,749 --> 00:07:10,585
Why did I think you were
at basketball already?

1103
00:07:10,585 --> 00:07:12,795
TRISTAN: No. Sunday.

1104
00:07:12,879 --> 00:07:13,880
KRIS: Glad you're here.

1105
00:07:14,005 --> 00:07:16,966
Right now,
Tristan and I are just friends,

1106
00:07:17,050 --> 00:07:20,178
and I love our relationship
that him and I have.

1107
00:07:20,178 --> 00:07:22,180
<i>But my biggest focus</i>

1108
00:07:22,180 --> 00:07:25,517
<i>is being a mom
to my beautiful angel, True.</i>

1109
00:07:25,517 --> 00:07:27,185
Okay, I'll get it for you.

1110
00:07:28,853 --> 00:07:30,021
Tristan.

1111
00:07:30,939 --> 00:07:33,441
(BOTH SQUEALING)

1112
00:07:34,192 --> 00:07:37,654
Let's rub our bellies.
I don't have one anymore.

1113
00:07:37,654 --> 00:07:40,657
The food looks amazing, if I do say so.

1114
00:07:40,657 --> 00:07:44,327
I think I want regular fries
and chicken nuggets.

1115
00:07:44,994 --> 00:07:47,497
- I'll have regular fries too.
- A little more fries, yeah.

1116
00:07:47,497 --> 00:07:48,665
Thank you.

1117
00:07:48,665 --> 00:07:50,875
I'm a vegan most of the time.

1118
00:07:52,544 --> 00:07:54,546
Ninety-eight percent of the time.

1119
00:07:54,546 --> 00:07:56,589
But today, I'm...

1120
00:07:57,382 --> 00:07:58,424
going wild.

1121
00:07:58,508 --> 00:08:00,426
KYLIE: I'm just, like,
living a dream over here.

1122
00:08:00,510 --> 00:08:03,096
KHLOÉ: Yeah, this is
a pregnant woman's dream.

1123
00:08:03,096 --> 00:08:04,180
Dream.

1124
00:08:04,264 --> 00:08:05,473
(NORTH SPEAKING)

1125
00:08:05,557 --> 00:08:06,891
Travis? Yeah.

1126
00:08:06,975 --> 00:08:08,935
Travis and Auntie Kourtney are coming?

1127
00:08:12,689 --> 00:08:13,815
KRIS: Guys!

1128
00:08:13,815 --> 00:08:15,525
- There they are.
- (ALL EXCLAIMING)

1129
00:08:15,775 --> 00:08:16,901
There they are.

1130
00:08:18,403 --> 00:08:20,488
- Talk about short shorts.
- Hi. Oh, my God.

1131
00:08:20,655 --> 00:08:22,574
- Hi.
- Hi.

1132
00:08:22,949 --> 00:08:27,120
Living my life without cameras
was an absolute dream.

1133
00:08:27,120 --> 00:08:30,373
I've been spending
a lot of time with my kids,

1134
00:08:30,373 --> 00:08:33,001
and I've just, like, let life unfold.

1135
00:08:33,876 --> 00:08:35,003
So...

1136
00:08:35,003 --> 00:08:37,589
Travis is my boyfriend.

1137
00:08:39,257 --> 00:08:42,218
<i>Our homes are a block away
from each other.</i>

1138
00:08:42,302 --> 00:08:46,055
<i>He was one of my closest friends
for probably eight years.</i>

1139
00:08:46,139 --> 00:08:48,850
We used to work out together
all the time,

1140
00:08:48,850 --> 00:08:51,436
just us doing stuff on a friend level.

1141
00:08:51,436 --> 00:08:52,937
We could just be ourselves.

1142
00:08:53,396 --> 00:08:56,691
We fell in love, and now,
he's my boyfriend.

1143
00:09:00,528 --> 00:09:03,072
This is a relationship

1144
00:09:03,156 --> 00:09:05,408
that I don't think anybody saw coming

1145
00:09:05,408 --> 00:09:08,578
because they've known each other for
so long and they were such good friends.

1146
00:09:08,578 --> 00:09:10,330
I definitely saw this coming.

1147
00:09:10,622 --> 00:09:15,209
For years, we have been telling Kourtney
that her and Travis should hook up.

1148
00:09:15,293 --> 00:09:19,255
They are so happy, seem so in love,

1149
00:09:19,714 --> 00:09:23,718
and never stop making out,
by the way, like ever.

1150
00:09:29,098 --> 00:09:31,601
- What?
- How're we gonna stop...

1151
00:09:32,060 --> 00:09:33,353
Who made that?

1152
00:09:33,353 --> 00:09:34,520
(LAUGHING)

1153
00:09:36,022 --> 00:09:38,441
- Who made that? Who is it?
- I don't know.

1154
00:09:38,858 --> 00:09:39,859
Let me see.

1155
00:09:41,611 --> 00:09:42,612
Click on it.

1156
00:09:43,321 --> 00:09:44,322
(EXCLAIMS)

1157
00:09:44,322 --> 00:09:45,657
(LAUGHS)

1158
00:09:46,699 --> 00:09:47,825
Hold on.

1159
00:09:49,452 --> 00:09:50,787
Khloé, look at this.

1160
00:09:51,204 --> 00:09:52,372
What? Let me see.

1161
00:09:52,372 --> 00:09:54,082
I could put a pillow in the chair.

1162
00:09:54,791 --> 00:09:57,669
Khloé, come here. I feel like you're
the only one that would understand.

1163
00:09:57,669 --> 00:10:00,254
- Okay, I'm coming.
- I'm not sure what this means.

1164
00:10:00,338 --> 00:10:02,924
This is a character in <i>Roblox,</i>
but it says...

1165
00:10:04,258 --> 00:10:06,344
- What?
- I know. That's why I said...

1166
00:10:08,930 --> 00:10:10,556
- Oh, it's a game?
- Yeah.

1167
00:10:10,640 --> 00:10:14,143
Well, then, we're suing them
if it's a game with my name and picture.

1168
00:10:14,227 --> 00:10:16,854
There was a picture of my cry face,
and then I looked at it

1169
00:10:16,938 --> 00:10:19,691
and it said something
super inappropriate

1170
00:10:19,691 --> 00:10:21,818
like "Kim's new sex tape."

1171
00:10:22,151 --> 00:10:25,780
No, it was an inappropriate thing that
popped up on his <i>Roblox</i> about me.

1172
00:10:26,280 --> 00:10:30,702
That says they're leaking
something that someone said.

1173
00:10:30,827 --> 00:10:34,622
<i>This is supposed to be
unreleased footage from my old sex tape.</i>

1174
00:10:35,039 --> 00:10:37,542
The last thing that I want as a mom

1175
00:10:37,542 --> 00:10:42,338
is for my past to be brought up...
20 years later,

1176
00:10:42,422 --> 00:10:46,759
<i>especially when it's this big party
and my whole family's here.</i>

1177
00:10:46,843 --> 00:10:50,555
This is some real embarrassing shit,
and I need to deal with it.

1178
00:10:50,555 --> 00:10:52,432
And I will deal with it.

1179
00:10:52,432 --> 00:10:55,017
I just cannot believe
this is happening right now.

1180
00:11:01,858 --> 00:11:03,192
(KIDS CHATTERING)

1181
00:11:06,362 --> 00:11:08,322
(BOTH SHRIEKING)

1182
00:11:10,783 --> 00:11:12,034
KRIS: Okay, let's go outside.

1183
00:11:12,744 --> 00:11:14,120
Come on, little lovebirds.

1184
00:11:14,120 --> 00:11:15,955
You can make out out there by the table.

1185
00:11:15,955 --> 00:11:17,039
(LAUGHS)

1186
00:11:17,957 --> 00:11:19,709
- We're sitting here.
- This is you, babe.

1187
00:11:19,709 --> 00:11:23,087
Kendall's not here because
she's just got the flu or something.

1188
00:11:26,048 --> 00:11:30,178
Hey, I actually didn't have the flu.
I had COVID, and it sucked.

1189
00:11:30,636 --> 00:11:32,138
But, you know what?

1190
00:11:32,138 --> 00:11:34,599
You're going to get me
for the rest of the season anyways.

1191
00:11:34,599 --> 00:11:36,768
And I will be here. So don't you worry.

1192
00:11:39,228 --> 00:11:42,315
Guys, can you believe
that this is day one?

1193
00:11:42,315 --> 00:11:44,901
- Yeah.
- Yeah. I can. Look at all the cameras.

1194
00:11:45,026 --> 00:11:46,819
KIM: This is day one.

1195
00:11:46,903 --> 00:11:48,905
I know.
I have a little anxiety about it.

1196
00:11:48,905 --> 00:11:49,989
KIM: You do?

1197
00:11:49,989 --> 00:11:51,866
Just like what the (BLEEP)
are we doing again?

1198
00:11:51,866 --> 00:11:54,118
Yeah, same.

1199
00:11:54,202 --> 00:11:56,245
You're going to be good.
Just suck it up, honey.

1200
00:11:56,329 --> 00:11:57,455
Oh, I'm always good.

1201
00:11:57,455 --> 00:12:00,500
So, guys, Mom and I
had lunch the other day

1202
00:12:00,500 --> 00:12:02,627
with Lorne Michaels from <i>SNL...</i>

1203
00:12:02,627 --> 00:12:04,420
- Yeah.
- ...and they asked me to host it.

1204
00:12:05,463 --> 00:12:07,882
- And so...
- That is huge!

1205
00:12:07,882 --> 00:12:10,468
- But did you say yeah?
- I said yes.

1206
00:12:10,468 --> 00:12:12,345
Wait. Are you listening to this?

1207
00:12:12,345 --> 00:12:16,015
- No. Sorry.
- Your sister's going to host <i>SNL,</i>

1208
00:12:16,015 --> 00:12:17,558
<i>Saturday Night Live.</i>

1209
00:12:17,642 --> 00:12:19,310
- Super.
- From New York.

1210
00:12:19,310 --> 00:12:21,145
What day is it on?

1211
00:12:21,270 --> 00:12:24,148
Everyone around me
is like, "You have to do this."

1212
00:12:24,232 --> 00:12:26,317
And I get it. It's so cool.

1213
00:12:26,317 --> 00:12:30,029
<i>But I always put myself in these
situations that I think I'm fulfilling</i>

1214
00:12:30,029 --> 00:12:33,991
<i>other people's dreams, honestly,
of, like, my mom's. I...</i>

1215
00:12:34,784 --> 00:12:37,537
don't know why I did
<i>Dancing with the Stars.</i> I sucked.

1216
00:12:37,870 --> 00:12:40,414
You just have to come out
and sell it and sizzle.

1217
00:12:40,498 --> 00:12:41,499
And you didn't.

1218
00:12:41,499 --> 00:12:44,168
Absolutely sucked.
That's just so not me.

1219
00:12:44,252 --> 00:12:46,754
If you know me, like, I... It's not me.

1220
00:12:46,838 --> 00:12:49,423
- I'm just not funny like that.
- You are funny.

1221
00:12:49,507 --> 00:12:51,801
- It's just...
- You are funny. Timing is everything.

1222
00:12:52,009 --> 00:12:53,010
KRIS: But you are funny.

1223
00:12:53,094 --> 00:12:55,471
We've always told you you're not.
But you really are.

1224
00:12:55,555 --> 00:12:58,140
KRIS: You really are.
You're more funny than you can dance.

1225
00:12:58,224 --> 00:13:00,893
- Just look at it on the bright side.
- Good. Yeah.

1226
00:13:00,977 --> 00:13:04,981
Khloé and I are known
to be the funny ones.

1227
00:13:04,981 --> 00:13:08,860
But Kim's related to us.
So, I think she can be funny.

1228
00:13:08,860 --> 00:13:10,987
I think she has it in her.

1229
00:13:12,154 --> 00:13:14,574
- But also...
- I'm kind of going back and forth,

1230
00:13:14,574 --> 00:13:17,785
like, since Kanye's album is out,
do I want him to be my...

1231
00:13:17,910 --> 00:13:20,204
That would be epic
if, like, he was my musical guest.

1232
00:13:20,288 --> 00:13:22,665
But then, do I want my own moment?

1233
00:13:22,665 --> 00:13:26,043
Kanye and I are still going
through a divorce now.

1234
00:13:26,127 --> 00:13:29,213
<i>We're just trying to figure it out,</i>

1235
00:13:29,297 --> 00:13:31,507
how to be good parents
to our kids together,

1236
00:13:31,591 --> 00:13:33,301
how to be good friends to each other.

1237
00:13:33,301 --> 00:13:36,888
Ultimate goal, no matter what,
is just happiness and following that,

1238
00:13:36,888 --> 00:13:38,139
whatever that looks like.

1239
00:13:38,139 --> 00:13:39,515
I think, have your own moment

1240
00:13:39,599 --> 00:13:43,185
because I think you'd rely on him
for the comfort, right?

1241
00:13:43,436 --> 00:13:47,398
This is my first time,
and I kind of want this to be about me,

1242
00:13:47,857 --> 00:13:50,192
and not about how are they
going to act to each other?

1243
00:13:50,276 --> 00:13:52,570
I mean, I just can't
embarrass us, you guys.

1244
00:13:52,570 --> 00:13:55,323
You've embarrassed us before.
It's fine. It doesn't matter.

1245
00:13:55,323 --> 00:13:58,534
KIM: They haven't announced it yet.
I wonder if I could still pull out.

1246
00:13:58,618 --> 00:14:01,370
You're not going to embarrass us.
You're going to be amazing.

1247
00:14:01,537 --> 00:14:02,538
I don't know.

1248
00:14:04,790 --> 00:14:06,792
- BARKER: Are you sticking to the table?
- Yeah.

1249
00:14:06,876 --> 00:14:07,877
See you.

1250
00:14:09,795 --> 00:14:14,008
KRIS: <i>I'm not sure Kourtney really
has a type, but if she does,</i>

1251
00:14:14,592 --> 00:14:16,344
it's definitely Travis.

1252
00:14:16,344 --> 00:14:19,764
<i>I'd watch them come to a decision</i>

1253
00:14:19,764 --> 00:14:22,475
over something as simple as a dessert.

1254
00:14:22,850 --> 00:14:25,311
Like, "Okay, babe,
what kind of dessert do you want?"

1255
00:14:25,311 --> 00:14:28,230
"I don't know, babe.
What kind of dessert do you want?"

1256
00:14:28,314 --> 00:14:30,733
"Babe, I don't know.
Do you want the apple tart?"

1257
00:14:30,733 --> 00:14:34,111
"I don't know. Do you want the choc...
What do you think we should do?"

1258
00:14:34,195 --> 00:14:35,321
Like, 15 minutes.

1259
00:14:35,321 --> 00:14:38,282
I'm like, "For God's sake,
just pick a dessert. Get both."

1260
00:14:40,284 --> 00:14:44,288
<i>You probably won't find me
straddling Corey every five minutes.</i>

1261
00:14:45,373 --> 00:14:46,999
Maybe after a drink, but...

1262
00:14:47,083 --> 00:14:48,417
I'm going to get a burger.

1263
00:14:51,545 --> 00:14:55,132
KIM: <i>Kourtney has just been
in this amazing relationship.</i>

1264
00:14:55,216 --> 00:14:58,010
It's like the first time
that I've seen her happy,

1265
00:14:58,344 --> 00:15:00,638
<i>I'm so happy for this win for her</i>

1266
00:15:00,638 --> 00:15:02,556
<i>because she really deserves it.</i>

1267
00:15:02,682 --> 00:15:05,351
So wait. No one invited Scott?

1268
00:15:05,351 --> 00:15:08,229
I don't know. I didn't invite him.
You didn't ask Kourt?

1269
00:15:08,229 --> 00:15:10,231
No. I just honestly forgot.

1270
00:15:10,231 --> 00:15:12,775
- KHLOÉ: I didn't even think about it.
- I didn't either.

1271
00:15:12,775 --> 00:15:14,568
Does that make us awful human beings

1272
00:15:14,652 --> 00:15:16,445
that were, like,
going on with our lives?

1273
00:15:16,529 --> 00:15:18,906
- I don't think so.
- Everything that he... Thank you.

1274
00:15:18,990 --> 00:15:20,866
Everything that he was always afraid of.

1275
00:15:20,950 --> 00:15:23,285
"I don't have any family
and you're my only family."

1276
00:15:23,369 --> 00:15:25,746
- It came true.
- And now, it's coming true.

1277
00:15:26,247 --> 00:15:27,581
KOURTNEY: <i>Hold on, guys.</i>

1278
00:15:27,873 --> 00:15:30,668
Scott and I have been
broken up for seven years,

1279
00:15:30,668 --> 00:15:33,254
and I gave him 10 years before that.

1280
00:15:33,629 --> 00:15:36,674
So, like, why is everyone making
such a big deal about this?

1281
00:15:37,008 --> 00:15:41,178
Let's just not hate on a girl
who finally knows what she deserves.

1282
00:15:41,470 --> 00:15:43,097
So, he doesn't know about this at all?

1283
00:15:43,097 --> 00:15:45,057
I don't think so. Who would've told him?

1284
00:15:45,141 --> 00:15:47,184
Anyhow, one way to find out.

1285
00:15:47,268 --> 00:15:49,478
- KID: Oh, man.
- So, Reigny, come here.

1286
00:15:49,562 --> 00:15:51,731
When you go home, does your dad
ask you what you did?

1287
00:15:51,731 --> 00:15:54,483
Is he like, "Oh, Reign,
what did you do tonight?"

1288
00:15:54,567 --> 00:15:55,818
No, he doesn't say anything.

1289
00:15:56,402 --> 00:16:00,865
I think that your dad's so tired. So,
no need to tell him what we did tonight.

1290
00:16:00,990 --> 00:16:02,658
Okay?

1291
00:16:03,242 --> 00:16:05,161
Cool. We have an understanding.

1292
00:16:06,662 --> 00:16:09,290
What are you doing? You are so cute.

1293
00:16:10,332 --> 00:16:11,459
Can I eat you?

1294
00:16:12,960 --> 00:16:13,961
You're already eating.

1295
00:16:14,045 --> 00:16:15,254
I'mma punch the camera.

1296
00:16:17,757 --> 00:16:18,799
Hey, you can't.

1297
00:16:30,478 --> 00:16:33,272
SCOTT: Yo, what up, Mase. My main man.

1298
00:16:35,858 --> 00:16:39,153
So, this is probably the first time

1299
00:16:39,487 --> 00:16:41,697
in 15 years...

1300
00:16:42,406 --> 00:16:44,658
that we've had
a really, really long break

1301
00:16:44,742 --> 00:16:47,411
from having cameras
follow our every move.

1302
00:16:47,787 --> 00:16:49,538
And I think it got a little lonely.

1303
00:16:52,249 --> 00:16:55,044
KHLOÉ: <i>Scott and I are incredibly close,</i>

1304
00:16:55,044 --> 00:16:58,923
but I guess I just don't know
what Scott I'm going to receive today.

1305
00:16:59,590 --> 00:17:01,759
<i>I think I'm just prepared for anything.</i>

1306
00:17:02,301 --> 00:17:04,261
- Lord?
- SCOTT: Khloverton!

1307
00:17:04,678 --> 00:17:07,932
- I missed this place and I missed you.
- Oh, Khloé.

1308
00:17:07,932 --> 00:17:10,559
KHLOÉ: <i>We did not always have
a great relationship.</i>

1309
00:17:10,643 --> 00:17:13,020
I have gone to anger management
over Scott.

1310
00:17:13,104 --> 00:17:17,274
But, somehow,
Scott and I became like besties,

1311
00:17:17,358 --> 00:17:20,319
and he really is like a brother to me.

1312
00:17:20,319 --> 00:17:22,905
God must have
broke the mold when he made you.

1313
00:17:22,905 --> 00:17:24,198
Just hoping.

1314
00:17:24,198 --> 00:17:26,742
Get these cameras out of here
and we'll go upstairs, then.

1315
00:17:26,826 --> 00:17:30,371
That being said, he does
speak to me maybe a little more...

1316
00:17:31,539 --> 00:17:33,332
flirty than my real brother does.

1317
00:17:33,749 --> 00:17:35,167
The whole thing's (BLEEP) weird.

1318
00:17:35,918 --> 00:17:37,044
- Salud.
- Salud.

1319
00:17:37,128 --> 00:17:38,754
So, where's your head at with Kourt?

1320
00:17:41,173 --> 00:17:45,136
Honestly, I think for, like,
the first time, probably in my life,

1321
00:17:46,470 --> 00:17:48,889
it's finally starting to change.

1322
00:17:49,140 --> 00:17:52,852
Now that Kourtney's got her life
with Travis, like...

1323
00:17:53,561 --> 00:17:57,022
As hard as it is, it does give me

1324
00:17:57,106 --> 00:17:59,859
a place to finally be able to move on.

1325
00:18:00,109 --> 00:18:02,987
Do you genuinely think
that you would be open

1326
00:18:02,987 --> 00:18:07,116
to a real loving relationship?

1327
00:18:07,116 --> 00:18:10,786
So, if I want to find somebody real...

1328
00:18:10,870 --> 00:18:12,538
- Yeah.
- ...and serious,

1329
00:18:12,538 --> 00:18:15,207
and someone I'm gonna
actually spend my life with,

1330
00:18:15,875 --> 00:18:19,461
- it would have to be somebody...
- More age-appropriate?

1331
00:18:19,545 --> 00:18:22,131
Yeah, like, you know...

1332
00:18:22,798 --> 00:18:24,049
- Upward of 20s.
- 21?

1333
00:18:24,133 --> 00:18:26,802
When you're with an equal,
you have to go back and forth.

1334
00:18:26,886 --> 00:18:27,970
They challenge you. Yeah.

1335
00:18:28,429 --> 00:18:31,682
I think that's a big step for me,
but not over 30.

1336
00:18:31,682 --> 00:18:35,686
Or fine... Whatev...
30 over... I don't care. Whatever it is.

1337
00:18:35,686 --> 00:18:38,772
If I love somebody,
doesn't matter their age.

1338
00:18:41,525 --> 00:18:43,235
Not sure about that.

1339
00:18:43,319 --> 00:18:45,779
Did you know about
the barbecue at Kim's house?

1340
00:18:47,573 --> 00:18:51,535
Nah. A little bit because I think
one of the kids said something,

1341
00:18:51,619 --> 00:18:54,246
which the kids always
kind of tell me everything.

1342
00:18:54,330 --> 00:18:56,832
Feeling left out
and not being told anything

1343
00:18:56,916 --> 00:18:58,459
- is super hurtful...
- Sucks.

1344
00:18:58,751 --> 00:19:03,255
...especially when I don't have
another family to go to.

1345
00:19:03,380 --> 00:19:06,759
But I have a question.
Do you think you can handle

1346
00:19:06,884 --> 00:19:09,845
being around Kourt
and her new boyfriend?

1347
00:19:09,929 --> 00:19:13,557
I'd rather be around them
and be around my family than not at all.

1348
00:19:13,766 --> 00:19:17,770
I will say, at the barbecue
when you weren't there,

1349
00:19:17,770 --> 00:19:21,649
I was almost like it's probably best
because it was so small and intimate,

1350
00:19:21,649 --> 00:19:24,610
- and they're very lovey-dovey...
- Right.

1351
00:19:24,610 --> 00:19:27,821
...that I don't know
if that's so comfortable for you.

1352
00:19:27,905 --> 00:19:32,826
I thought it almost did you a favor by
not having to see that so face-to-face.

1353
00:19:33,244 --> 00:19:37,164
Oh, everyone knows he's still in love
with Kourtney. It's not a secret.

1354
00:19:37,289 --> 00:19:40,918
But this is 100%
the happiest I've seen Kourtney.

1355
00:19:40,918 --> 00:19:45,506
<i>I know how much Travis
and Kourtney love each other.</i>

1356
00:19:46,465 --> 00:19:50,678
And that has to be hard
for anyone to process,

1357
00:19:50,678 --> 00:19:53,013
especially when everything is so public.

1358
00:19:53,097 --> 00:19:55,516
I think maybe she's uncomfortable
and doesn't know what to say

1359
00:19:55,516 --> 00:19:57,268
because I know she does love you

1360
00:19:57,268 --> 00:20:00,562
and want to
not have this uncomfortableness.

1361
00:20:00,646 --> 00:20:04,608
You know, I always had
her friends or our family

1362
00:20:04,692 --> 00:20:08,570
in my ear, kind of like,
"Don't worry, honey."

1363
00:20:08,654 --> 00:20:12,491
Like, "Eventually,
you guys will figure it out

1364
00:20:12,491 --> 00:20:14,868
- "and you'll get back together one day."
- Yeah.

1365
00:20:14,952 --> 00:20:18,580
So, my foot was always
halfway in the door.

1366
00:20:18,664 --> 00:20:22,042
<i>It was a huge adjustment
losing Kourtney romantically.</i>

1367
00:20:22,418 --> 00:20:26,422
But now it's becoming a huge adjustment
losing her as kind of a best friend.

1368
00:20:26,422 --> 00:20:29,842
Now we're really just
more of co-parenters.

1369
00:20:30,384 --> 00:20:33,929
I would say it's probably one
of the more difficult things in my life.

1370
00:20:34,555 --> 00:20:38,809
Listen, at the end of the day,
I understand what the bigger picture is,

1371
00:20:38,809 --> 00:20:40,853
what would be best for Kourtney.

1372
00:20:40,853 --> 00:20:45,316
She's happy. She's... in a real thing,
and I believe that's true.

1373
00:20:45,941 --> 00:20:49,778
Because I also felt like
I did so much wrong to her

1374
00:20:49,862 --> 00:20:52,072
- over so many years that...
- You felt guilty.

1375
00:20:52,281 --> 00:20:54,533
I felt super guilty,
and I always felt like

1376
00:20:54,950 --> 00:20:58,537
if she ever needed me
for any reason whatsoever,

1377
00:20:58,912 --> 00:21:02,583
I'd be there to make it up to her
because of how bad I was for so long.

1378
00:21:02,583 --> 00:21:07,629
Kourtney has all right
to despise me and the way I treated her

1379
00:21:08,130 --> 00:21:11,717
because it was horrible,
like that wouldn't go on today

1380
00:21:11,717 --> 00:21:14,345
for a day, but it went on for years.

1381
00:21:14,553 --> 00:21:19,099
Do you mind if I talk
about this with Kourtney,

1382
00:21:19,641 --> 00:21:21,810
- or would you rather I stay out of it?
- Not at all.

1383
00:21:21,894 --> 00:21:23,020
No, stay in it.

1384
00:21:23,020 --> 00:21:26,315
- All I need is just to be acknowledged.
- Right.

1385
00:21:26,899 --> 00:21:28,609
Do I even mean anything to anyone?

1386
00:21:39,370 --> 00:21:41,288
- BARKER: Hi, guys.
- Hi.

1387
00:21:44,750 --> 00:21:45,751
KOURTNEY: No kissing.

1388
00:21:46,877 --> 00:21:48,962
BARKER: You should ride
your mom's new bike.

1389
00:21:49,213 --> 00:21:51,423
This bike is kind of hard to ride.

1390
00:21:51,507 --> 00:21:54,009
I love going to Travis's studio.

1391
00:21:54,093 --> 00:21:55,969
<i>It is like a happy place for him.</i>

1392
00:21:56,553 --> 00:22:00,557
<i>We ride bikes and we play ping pong.
It feels like home.</i>

1393
00:22:00,766 --> 00:22:03,852
- I'm stealing some of your juice, baby.
- I don't think you'll like it.

1394
00:22:03,936 --> 00:22:06,980
I like that you think you know
if I'm going to like it or not.

1395
00:22:07,064 --> 00:22:10,025
I was definitely
always attracted to Travis.

1396
00:22:10,692 --> 00:22:13,362
<i>I just think it was
the right time in my life.</i>

1397
00:22:13,362 --> 00:22:15,864
<i>I had taken, like, a year to myself.</i>

1398
00:22:16,281 --> 00:22:20,994
But my closest best friends have always
said, "You have to hook up with Travis."

1399
00:22:21,078 --> 00:22:22,079
Okay.

1400
00:22:22,287 --> 00:22:24,456
KOURTNEY: <i>We would almost play house</i>

1401
00:22:24,540 --> 00:22:27,668
<i>because we would do things
together with our kids,</i>

1402
00:22:27,668 --> 00:22:30,295
<i>we would go to museums and go to church,</i>

1403
00:22:30,379 --> 00:22:33,966
<i>and last year, during the pandemic,
we were texting,</i>

1404
00:22:33,966 --> 00:22:38,887
and so, I just put it out there
like flirtatious conversation.

1405
00:22:41,390 --> 00:22:43,517
- You've been practicing, baby?
- No.

1406
00:22:43,517 --> 00:22:46,103
<i>Finally, I think, once I made it known,</i>

1407
00:22:46,603 --> 00:22:48,522
he asked me to watch a movie,

1408
00:22:49,022 --> 00:22:51,150
and the whole movie,
he didn't make a move.

1409
00:22:53,026 --> 00:22:55,154
Me. I did.

1410
00:22:55,154 --> 00:22:57,030
He was taking a long time.

1411
00:22:57,114 --> 00:22:59,158
The movie was over,
and then, I was like...

1412
00:22:59,158 --> 00:23:01,702
we started another movie,
and I was like,

1413
00:23:01,702 --> 00:23:04,121
"I don't have time
for this movie marathon,"

1414
00:23:04,121 --> 00:23:05,998
so, I made the first move.

1415
00:23:06,290 --> 00:23:09,209
You just do whatever you want,
and then I'll do whatever I want.

1416
00:23:21,972 --> 00:23:23,223
(LAUGHS) No.

1417
00:23:23,849 --> 00:23:26,643
- KOURTNEY: A drum battle.
- I would never want to drum battle you.

1418
00:23:36,153 --> 00:23:40,073
KOURTNEY: <i>Watching him play the drums,
watching him on stage,</i>

1419
00:23:40,157 --> 00:23:43,035
<i>watching him, though,
even with my daughter,</i>

1420
00:23:43,035 --> 00:23:45,245
<i>and how amazing he is with her,</i>

1421
00:23:45,537 --> 00:23:48,373
the way he speaks to her is so special.

1422
00:23:50,959 --> 00:23:52,169
BARKER: That was good.

1423
00:23:53,170 --> 00:23:54,505
She's a drummer, baby.

1424
00:23:55,005 --> 00:23:58,008
Travis and I talk about
a future all the time.

1425
00:24:00,385 --> 00:24:03,138
The second we fell in love,

1426
00:24:03,222 --> 00:24:06,767
I think we knew how different
it was from anything

1427
00:24:07,351 --> 00:24:09,269
<i>either of us have ever had before.</i>

1428
00:24:09,353 --> 00:24:14,316
And so, I think that
we absolutely see a future together.

1429
00:24:15,067 --> 00:24:17,569
Travis, why are you
always like this to my mom?

1430
00:24:18,862 --> 00:24:21,114
- I'm always drumming.
- KOURTNEY: 'Cause he's a drummer.

1431
00:24:21,198 --> 00:24:23,200
I said I'm gonna use
your mom as a drum one day

1432
00:24:23,200 --> 00:24:25,619
- and I'll record it.
- KOURTNEY: Yeah, he's gonna record it.

1433
00:24:25,619 --> 00:24:27,746
You're going to use her butt?

1434
00:24:27,746 --> 00:24:31,083
Actually, that's what I thought
would make the loudest noise.

1435
00:24:31,083 --> 00:24:32,167
(ALL LAUGHING)

1436
00:24:35,712 --> 00:24:37,673
(UPBEAT MUSIC PLAYING)

1437
00:24:45,973 --> 00:24:49,017
KIM: Amazing. Is this all for <i>SNL?</i>

1438
00:24:49,351 --> 00:24:50,852
- DANIELLE: Yeah.
- Oh, my God.

1439
00:24:50,936 --> 00:24:54,606
<i>So, I'm still really bothered
about what I saw on my son's iPad.</i>

1440
00:24:54,690 --> 00:24:57,651
I just want to get to the bottom
of where this is coming from

1441
00:24:57,651 --> 00:24:58,819
and what's happening.

1442
00:24:58,819 --> 00:25:01,947
<i>And I've been calling everyone
from</i> Roblox

1443
00:25:01,947 --> 00:25:03,448
<i>and my attorney's been on it.</i>

1444
00:25:03,907 --> 00:25:05,993
<i>So, I'm just going to let them handle it</i>

1445
00:25:05,993 --> 00:25:09,204
<i>and go into this fitting
and try to focus on</i> SNL <i>right now.</i>

1446
00:25:09,705 --> 00:25:13,458
I feel like they need to know
who my musical guest is ASAP.

1447
00:25:13,542 --> 00:25:14,793
And Kanye is out of town.

1448
00:25:14,793 --> 00:25:17,337
How would you feel
if he was your musical guest?

1449
00:25:17,421 --> 00:25:19,548
- He obviously would be the best.
- Yeah.

1450
00:25:19,715 --> 00:25:23,844
But maybe this is my chance
to do something on my own.

1451
00:25:24,428 --> 00:25:25,846
You know?

1452
00:25:25,846 --> 00:25:28,599
I don't know. It could
either be super calming,

1453
00:25:28,599 --> 00:25:33,562
it would be so cool for the kids to see
Mom and Dad on <i>SNL</i> together.

1454
00:25:33,562 --> 00:25:35,522
That's so cool.

1455
00:25:36,440 --> 00:25:38,942
But then, I might be more stressed out,

1456
00:25:39,026 --> 00:25:41,570
the more people you know that are there.

1457
00:25:41,945 --> 00:25:44,281
I might just be like, "Oh, my God."

1458
00:25:44,281 --> 00:25:46,533
- Want me to try this on?
- Yeah, let's do it.

1459
00:25:46,617 --> 00:25:50,495
Okay, so I say we try
this, this, and this.

1460
00:25:50,579 --> 00:25:52,956
Okay. Who's coming from your family?

1461
00:25:53,040 --> 00:25:54,750
I'll make my mom be a part of it.

1462
00:25:54,750 --> 00:25:56,460
- Oh, you will? She's always good.
- Totally.

1463
00:25:56,460 --> 00:25:59,671
I was like, how funny would it be
if, in all the skits, it was

1464
00:25:59,755 --> 00:26:02,591
Kourtney and Travis in the background
making out the whole time

1465
00:26:02,591 --> 00:26:04,801
because that's really
all they do anyway.

1466
00:26:04,885 --> 00:26:07,888
I brought my whole family
and I'm like, "You guys, no one is safe.

1467
00:26:07,888 --> 00:26:09,890
"I'm gonna throw you all under the bus."

1468
00:26:09,890 --> 00:26:12,100
Do you know what
you wanna say in the monologue?

1469
00:26:12,184 --> 00:26:14,144
No, I want to say hi.

1470
00:26:14,478 --> 00:26:16,855
- (LAUGHS)
- Everyone's forced me to be here.

1471
00:26:18,231 --> 00:26:19,900
Listen, I'm the underdog.

1472
00:26:19,900 --> 00:26:22,319
<i>Everyone just thinks I'm a ditz.</i>

1473
00:26:22,319 --> 00:26:24,613
The girl from <i>Will and Grace</i> came out

1474
00:26:24,613 --> 00:26:27,699
and said that she has no idea

1475
00:26:27,783 --> 00:26:31,912
<i>why I would be chosen as a host.
But it's like, why do you care?</i>

1476
00:26:31,912 --> 00:26:35,916
I don't comment to tear people down,
especially another female.

1477
00:26:35,916 --> 00:26:38,251
If that's what you think, dude, then...

1478
00:26:39,086 --> 00:26:41,296
cool, tune in.

1479
00:26:41,797 --> 00:26:44,883
The long tassels might freak me out.

1480
00:26:45,300 --> 00:26:46,510
If I'm like, "Hi."

1481
00:26:46,510 --> 00:26:48,720
I use my hands a lot,
and I'll feel like an octopus.

1482
00:26:48,804 --> 00:26:52,099
I want this to be a moment where

1483
00:26:52,099 --> 00:26:55,560
people are like,
"Oh, wow. She was funny."

1484
00:26:55,644 --> 00:26:57,646
- Are you nervous?
- I am nervous.

1485
00:26:58,063 --> 00:27:00,565
Listen to this.
I just got this voice note.

1486
00:27:01,233 --> 00:27:04,444
<i>Oh, my God, you're hosting</i> SNL.
<i>Oh, my God.</i>

1487
00:27:04,528 --> 00:27:06,488
<i>Are you dying? Are you dying?</i>

1488
00:27:06,488 --> 00:27:08,573
<i>- Are you dying? I'm dying.</i>
- Who is that?

1489
00:27:08,657 --> 00:27:10,325
<i>Oh, my God. Oh, my God.</i>

1490
00:27:11,368 --> 00:27:13,954
<i>- My God. Okay.</i>
- Chrissy Teigen.

1491
00:27:13,954 --> 00:27:15,747
But I'm just like, "Yeah, I'm dying."

1492
00:27:15,831 --> 00:27:18,041
"I'm dying. Now you're
freaking me out even more.

1493
00:27:18,125 --> 00:27:20,836
"Thanks. You're freaking me out
actually even more."

1494
00:27:21,503 --> 00:27:24,965
Everyone's blowing me up, like,
my God. I've never gotten more texts,

1495
00:27:24,965 --> 00:27:28,552
and I'm like,
"Okay, I'm glad that you're happy."

1496
00:27:29,052 --> 00:27:32,472
I really do wanna surprise people,
and I hope that I can bring it.

1497
00:27:32,848 --> 00:27:34,599
I literally called, like, Amy Schumer,

1498
00:27:34,683 --> 00:27:36,643
and I was like,
"Oh, my God, I'm hosting <i>SNL."</i>

1499
00:27:37,060 --> 00:27:40,105
She's like, "I'll help you write
some jokes for your monologue."

1500
00:27:40,230 --> 00:27:43,358
And I was like,
"I love having really funny friends."

1501
00:27:44,025 --> 00:27:47,237
Kim Kardashian on <i>SNL.</i> It's crazy.

1502
00:27:47,612 --> 00:27:50,699
It's going to so epic,
and fun, and historical,

1503
00:27:50,699 --> 00:27:51,992
you'll never forget this.

1504
00:27:51,992 --> 00:27:54,077
It'll be the coolest moment
of your life.

1505
00:27:54,161 --> 00:27:56,329
This will be live.

1506
00:27:57,164 --> 00:27:58,165
Live.

1507
00:28:04,588 --> 00:28:05,714
TRISTAN: Hello, there.

1508
00:28:06,131 --> 00:28:08,717
- You look good.
- Thank you. So do you.

1509
00:28:09,050 --> 00:28:13,597
Tristan and I currently
are not exactly together.

1510
00:28:13,597 --> 00:28:15,640
He's one of my best friends.

1511
00:28:15,724 --> 00:28:17,642
- What's going on?
- Not much.

1512
00:28:17,726 --> 00:28:22,272
<i>I see Tristan a couple times a week.
He's a really hands-on dad,</i>

1513
00:28:22,272 --> 00:28:26,777
and me and Tristan don't have tension.
We get along really, really well.

1514
00:28:27,152 --> 00:28:29,696
And so, it's just easy
to co-parent with him.

1515
00:28:29,780 --> 00:28:32,032
So good seeing everyone
at the barbecue, you know.

1516
00:28:32,032 --> 00:28:34,576
- It was nice, right?
- Yeah. And Kylie looked so good.

1517
00:28:34,576 --> 00:28:36,620
I didn't know she was like,
popping popping.

1518
00:28:36,620 --> 00:28:39,039
The baby's cooking in there,
like, I see it.

1519
00:28:39,498 --> 00:28:40,999
I didn't know she's that far along.

1520
00:28:40,999 --> 00:28:44,669
I know if Tristan had his way,

1521
00:28:44,753 --> 00:28:46,797
I guess that we would
completely be together.

1522
00:28:47,088 --> 00:28:49,716
<i>I just need a little breathing room
and time to think.</i>

1523
00:28:50,717 --> 00:28:54,721
I know you're going
to be heading to Sac soon.

1524
00:28:55,096 --> 00:28:58,809
And something that I know

1525
00:28:58,809 --> 00:29:02,562
means a lot, I think, to the both of us
is the therapy aspect.

1526
00:29:02,646 --> 00:29:06,399
I notice such a big difference in you
when you are on top of your game

1527
00:29:06,483 --> 00:29:10,111
and you, no pun intended,
and you just stay on,

1528
00:29:10,195 --> 00:29:14,282
I think, your personal health,
well-being,

1529
00:29:14,366 --> 00:29:16,034
whether that be mind, body, soul.

1530
00:29:16,034 --> 00:29:18,119
I think it's great for both of us,

1531
00:29:18,203 --> 00:29:20,705
especially because
we've had a lot of room to grow,

1532
00:29:20,872 --> 00:29:23,458
regardless of us being friends
or where we stand,

1533
00:29:23,542 --> 00:29:25,585
I think we both grow together.

1534
00:29:25,669 --> 00:29:27,921
It just makes our family,
and our bond better.

1535
00:29:28,588 --> 00:29:32,676
Tristan is very determined
on us getting back together.

1536
00:29:32,676 --> 00:29:36,638
He goes to therapy quite often,
a couple times a week,

1537
00:29:36,638 --> 00:29:40,016
and we now even do
couples therapy together.

1538
00:29:40,100 --> 00:29:44,271
I say "couples," but it's really
his therapy that I'm asked to join.

1539
00:29:44,271 --> 00:29:46,189
<i>I think I just call it couples therapy</i>

1540
00:29:46,273 --> 00:29:48,191
<i>because I don't know
what else you'd call it.</i>

1541
00:29:48,275 --> 00:29:52,821
It's always such a weird
(BLEEP) gray area

1542
00:29:52,821 --> 00:29:56,074
- because we are such great friends.
- Yeah.

1543
00:29:56,074 --> 00:30:00,036
And I think that's so confusing
to outside people

1544
00:30:00,203 --> 00:30:02,914
because I know how to be
a monster to you if I want to.

1545
00:30:02,998 --> 00:30:05,083
But you never have been,
which I respect.

1546
00:30:05,876 --> 00:30:08,461
- And I appreciate that.
- Okay.

1547
00:30:08,545 --> 00:30:12,924
I mean, it's not like you've ever
burned my clothes or slashed my cars.

1548
00:30:13,508 --> 00:30:15,802
No. I have thrown
water on all your clothes.

1549
00:30:15,886 --> 00:30:16,928
- If I wasn't...
- You have?

1550
00:30:17,012 --> 00:30:19,806
When I was nine months pregnant,
when you cheated on me.

1551
00:30:19,890 --> 00:30:22,142
- Yah. It was water.
- If I wasn't pregnant,

1552
00:30:22,142 --> 00:30:24,436
I would have (BLEEP) you up so...

1553
00:30:24,436 --> 00:30:27,272
I just didn't want
to break my nails before delivery.

1554
00:30:27,731 --> 00:30:30,066
- Shoutout to the nails.
- Yeah, for sure.

1555
00:30:30,317 --> 00:30:33,570
Yeah, but let's...
Listen, it's 2021, okay?

1556
00:30:33,570 --> 00:30:35,488
We can't be talking about 20...

1557
00:30:37,574 --> 00:30:38,742
- Eighteen?
- Eighteen.

1558
00:30:40,118 --> 00:30:43,079
Every day, he tries to show me
and prove to me

1559
00:30:43,163 --> 00:30:47,167
that he is a different person and
that I should have faith and trust him.

1560
00:30:47,167 --> 00:30:50,712
But him and I have been
through so much together

1561
00:30:50,837 --> 00:30:53,548
that I have a lot of reservations.

1562
00:30:53,632 --> 00:30:56,384
My guards are up.
I'm always kind of like this.

1563
00:30:56,468 --> 00:30:58,970
And Tristan just wants
to bear hug me, and it's just...

1564
00:30:59,054 --> 00:31:00,931
I don't know.
I'm still kind of like this.

1565
00:31:00,931 --> 00:31:04,059
You know how I feel about you
and you know I want to

1566
00:31:04,059 --> 00:31:07,437
get us back together
and build our family,

1567
00:31:07,437 --> 00:31:10,982
and, hopefully, be able to
expand our family one day, God willing.

1568
00:31:11,066 --> 00:31:14,986
I think it is the avenue where you or we

1569
00:31:15,070 --> 00:31:17,697
- get to hear each other differently.
- Mmm-hmm.

1570
00:31:17,781 --> 00:31:19,824
Because we've definitely
had these conversations.

1571
00:31:19,950 --> 00:31:22,369
- You've definitely made mistakes...
- Of course.

1572
00:31:22,369 --> 00:31:26,998
...that weren't taken seriously
or they weren't really listened to.

1573
00:31:27,082 --> 00:31:30,794
I don't think someone was there
to kind of hold you accountable.

1574
00:31:31,544 --> 00:31:34,297
It's a lot of strain on a relationship.

1575
00:31:34,422 --> 00:31:36,049
- Yeah.
- Trust takes time.

1576
00:31:36,049 --> 00:31:37,425
Understand what I'm saying.

1577
00:31:37,509 --> 00:31:39,302
I didn't say
trust comes after a session.

1578
00:31:39,386 --> 00:31:40,929
Trust takes time.

1579
00:31:40,929 --> 00:31:42,889
<i>When there's no hope</i>

1580
00:31:42,973 --> 00:31:46,017
<i>And the darkness got you down</i>

1581
00:31:46,977 --> 00:31:51,940
<i>Remember that the good life
always comes back around</i>

1582
00:31:53,358 --> 00:31:55,151
<i>Remember the good life</i>

1583
00:31:55,235 --> 00:31:56,444
<i>Good life</i>

1584
00:31:57,487 --> 00:31:59,656
<i>Good life
Good life</i>

1585
00:32:02,283 --> 00:32:06,788
We're not going to have time, Chris,
to do that full ponytail for <i>SNL.</i>

1586
00:32:06,788 --> 00:32:08,957
- CHRIS: No?
- Right? It's going to have to...

1587
00:32:09,082 --> 00:32:12,043
- You've done <i>SNL</i> before.
- KIM: Right. You did it with J Lo, too.

1588
00:32:12,127 --> 00:32:14,504
Did you do all of Jennifer's wigs
when you guys did it?

1589
00:32:14,504 --> 00:32:16,756
- Or did this show do it?
- CHRIS: They made the wigs.

1590
00:32:16,840 --> 00:32:19,551
They'll make it. I'll go with her,
and they'll do a head measurement.

1591
00:32:19,551 --> 00:32:21,761
Is there time for looks and changeover?

1592
00:32:21,845 --> 00:32:23,763
No. It would literally be wig on,
wig off.

1593
00:32:23,847 --> 00:32:26,975
But I can make one and put it on.
There would be that much time.

1594
00:32:26,975 --> 00:32:28,977
(LAUGHING)

1595
00:32:28,977 --> 00:32:30,895
There's certain things and preparation

1596
00:32:30,979 --> 00:32:34,315
that people are telling me to do
that are making me way more nervous.

1597
00:32:34,399 --> 00:32:37,193
I ran into Pete Davidson at the Met.

1598
00:32:37,277 --> 00:32:40,071
I was like, "I'm so scared.
I don't know what I signed up for."

1599
00:32:40,155 --> 00:32:43,199
He's like, "Can you read cue cards?
You're good."

1600
00:32:43,283 --> 00:32:46,161
And I was like, "I can read." (LAUGHS)

1601
00:32:46,286 --> 00:32:49,080
Scott wants to come
and Jonathan wants to come.

1602
00:32:49,164 --> 00:32:51,875
I think Scott's fine 'cause
Kourtney and Travis aren't coming.

1603
00:32:51,875 --> 00:32:53,418
- TRACY: Yeah.
- So, that'll be nice.

1604
00:32:53,418 --> 00:32:56,755
KIM: <i>So, Kourtney can't come.
As long as I have my mom,</i>

1605
00:32:56,755 --> 00:32:59,299
<i>and my besties, and Khloé, I'm good.</i>

1606
00:32:59,424 --> 00:33:01,342
<i>And, of course,
I wanted to invite Scott.</i>

1607
00:33:01,676 --> 00:33:04,888
I love Scott. He's always welcome.

1608
00:33:04,888 --> 00:33:08,308
<i>He's always family, and I'm happy
that he's coming to support.</i>

1609
00:33:08,308 --> 00:33:12,812
<i>But I probably wouldn't invite Scott
if Kourtney was coming without Travis.</i>

1610
00:33:12,896 --> 00:33:15,356
<i>I think that would just be
weird so soon.</i>

1611
00:33:15,440 --> 00:33:17,317
TRACY: But what are you guys
thinking for hair

1612
00:33:17,317 --> 00:33:19,152
when she walks out to do her monologue?

1613
00:33:19,152 --> 00:33:21,071
The first look should
obviously be the most

1614
00:33:21,071 --> 00:33:23,698
because the rest of the time,
it's wig on, wig off.

1615
00:33:23,782 --> 00:33:25,950
- It's just kind of ruffling there.
- Are you gonna have...

1616
00:33:26,034 --> 00:33:28,369
I just have to be there
and quickly ruffle her up...

1617
00:33:28,453 --> 00:33:31,039
- Then someone grabs and pushes her out.
- Not even 10 minutes?

1618
00:33:31,039 --> 00:33:33,541
No, like, seconds.
They literally are pushing her.

1619
00:33:33,625 --> 00:33:36,086
It's like you're in a wheelchair
and they push you to the crowd.

1620
00:33:36,086 --> 00:33:38,254
It's crazy.
Your head's gonna be spinning.

1621
00:33:38,338 --> 00:33:40,048
Your wig's ripped off
and they change it.

1622
00:33:40,048 --> 00:33:41,674
And then you just have to be really calm

1623
00:33:41,758 --> 00:33:44,010
and go out and be like,
"Okay, guys, next up..."

1624
00:33:44,094 --> 00:33:46,304
Sarah Silverman was like,
"What if you're like,

1625
00:33:46,304 --> 00:33:48,807
"'Okay, I'm gonna ask
some questions to the audience'

1626
00:33:48,807 --> 00:33:53,269
"and then, I go, 'You.'
It's really Kanye in a disguise.

1627
00:33:53,353 --> 00:33:54,729
"But you know it's him.

1628
00:33:54,813 --> 00:33:58,900
"He goes, 'Do you believe
in second chances in marriages?'

1629
00:33:58,900 --> 00:34:00,568
And I go, 'No!'
and go to the next one."

1630
00:34:00,652 --> 00:34:01,653
CHRIS: Love that.

1631
00:34:01,778 --> 00:34:03,530
- That's amazing.
- TRACY: That's funny.

1632
00:34:03,530 --> 00:34:04,906
That's literally all you need.

1633
00:34:04,906 --> 00:34:07,242
- Would he do that?
- We're laughing thinking about it.

1634
00:34:07,242 --> 00:34:09,452
- Yeah, if Dave tells him to do it.
- He'll do it.

1635
00:34:09,536 --> 00:34:12,247
If Dave Chappelle says
it's funny, it's funny.

1636
00:34:12,247 --> 00:34:14,207
- TRACY AND CHRIS: Yeah.
- That's all I need.

1637
00:34:14,207 --> 00:34:18,002
- I don't need a whole audience.
- I feel you're gonna be great.

1638
00:34:18,086 --> 00:34:20,421
What if they were like,
"Can you sing?" No.

1639
00:34:20,505 --> 00:34:22,215
"Can you dance?" No.

1640
00:34:22,215 --> 00:34:24,676
"Can you act?" No.
"Can you do accents?" Nope.

1641
00:34:24,676 --> 00:34:26,469
I don't know what I'm gonna do.

1642
00:34:27,470 --> 00:34:30,431
(CHRIS SPEAKING)

1643
00:34:31,307 --> 00:34:32,892
TRACY: You'll be fine.

1644
00:34:36,020 --> 00:34:37,105
You're gonna kill it.

1645
00:34:37,438 --> 00:34:38,898
(UPBEAT MUSIC PLAYING)

1646
00:34:50,410 --> 00:34:51,870
(INDISTINCT CHATTER)

1647
00:34:59,294 --> 00:35:02,130
Hey, Joge, I do have
a bone to pick with you.

1648
00:35:04,465 --> 00:35:06,426
- Just about SKIMS. One thing.
- Okay.

1649
00:35:06,801 --> 00:35:09,220
So, you know, I...
You always make fun of me

1650
00:35:09,304 --> 00:35:13,349
for having a bigger vagina than most.

1651
00:35:14,934 --> 00:35:16,186
- I'm wearing...
- KOURTNEY: Hi.

1652
00:35:16,186 --> 00:35:18,438
I'm telling her about a bone
I have to pick with her.

1653
00:35:18,438 --> 00:35:22,233
You know, the body suit one,
the one that there's ruching here.

1654
00:35:22,317 --> 00:35:24,068
I'm wearing it right now,
and it's amazing.

1655
00:35:24,152 --> 00:35:27,322
But it's a slivered...
Is it supposed to just cover my clit?

1656
00:35:28,698 --> 00:35:32,452
The vagina needs a little more fabric,
just a little wider.

1657
00:35:32,452 --> 00:35:34,746
For all you little bitches,
why does it matter?

1658
00:35:37,707 --> 00:35:39,125
Big puss club.

1659
00:35:39,209 --> 00:35:41,669
The width wise
is what she's talking about.

1660
00:35:41,753 --> 00:35:46,424
You don't want your vagina
hanging out of the sides of the SKIMS.

1661
00:35:49,844 --> 00:35:51,054
Yeah.

1662
00:35:51,846 --> 00:35:54,557
- You look fab.
- I was, like, screaming

1663
00:35:54,641 --> 00:35:56,601
at Kanye and his stylist 'cause I said

1664
00:35:56,601 --> 00:35:59,354
the clothes have to be
at my house at 11 o'clock,

1665
00:35:59,354 --> 00:36:02,148
and by 12:30, I'm leaving.

1666
00:36:02,232 --> 00:36:05,360
I'm going out the door, and now,
I look like I'm in the (BLEEP) <i>Matrix.</i>

1667
00:36:05,610 --> 00:36:08,238
I just want the outfits
lined up in my room,

1668
00:36:08,738 --> 00:36:13,409
Monday, Tuesday, I'm a robot.
I will operate as such.

1669
00:36:13,534 --> 00:36:17,205
- Is someone gonna do that for you?
- Well, it's Kanye.

1670
00:36:17,205 --> 00:36:22,001
He says he wants to quit everything
and just dedicate his life to being...

1671
00:36:22,085 --> 00:36:23,753
- Your stylist.
- ...my stylist.

1672
00:36:23,753 --> 00:36:26,172
I think he should still
maybe do a little music,

1673
00:36:26,297 --> 00:36:29,592
a little Adidas designing,
and then he can do that on the side.

1674
00:36:29,759 --> 00:36:32,053
KIM: <i>You know,
Kanye and I remain friends.</i>

1675
00:36:32,053 --> 00:36:35,056
<i>Kanye's always dressed me.
He's always styled me.</i>

1676
00:36:35,056 --> 00:36:39,185
In the early 2000s, he would
literally just send me random e-mails

1677
00:36:39,269 --> 00:36:42,480
with all these looks
and what my style should be.

1678
00:36:42,480 --> 00:36:45,692
<i>Only wear crop tops
and pencil skirts right now,</i>

1679
00:36:45,692 --> 00:36:47,944
or it's all about a boot with a skirt,

1680
00:36:47,944 --> 00:36:50,238
and he'll send me
so many reference pictures.

1681
00:36:50,238 --> 00:36:52,323
<i>So, that's always really been our thing.</i>

1682
00:36:52,448 --> 00:36:56,077
But there's also a side of me
that wants total independence too.

1683
00:36:57,120 --> 00:36:58,746
- Hi.
- Hi, how are you?

1684
00:36:59,497 --> 00:37:00,707
Good, thank you.

1685
00:37:01,124 --> 00:37:02,875
(GASPS) I'm gonna get
a grilled artichoke...

1686
00:37:02,959 --> 00:37:03,960
KHLOÉ: God, she scared me.

1687
00:37:04,085 --> 00:37:07,672
...with a side of mayonnaise
and the skinny onion rings.

1688
00:37:07,797 --> 00:37:11,342
I'm gonna get an impossible burger
and sweet potato fries.

1689
00:37:11,426 --> 00:37:15,179
May I please get the iceberg lettuce
wedge as well, but all chopped?

1690
00:37:15,638 --> 00:37:17,015
Can I add tomato to it?

1691
00:37:17,307 --> 00:37:19,934
And can I add egg and ranch dressing?

1692
00:37:21,144 --> 00:37:22,520
May I get that, please?

1693
00:37:22,520 --> 00:37:23,938
- Chopped as well.
- Chopped.

1694
00:37:24,022 --> 00:37:26,899
- She just knows what she's doing.
- I'll just get that, too.

1695
00:37:26,983 --> 00:37:28,276
Shut up, are you?

1696
00:37:28,818 --> 00:37:30,028
We are foodies.

1697
00:37:30,028 --> 00:37:32,113
That's why we work out the way we do

1698
00:37:32,113 --> 00:37:34,866
because we'll order everything
and we scarf it down,

1699
00:37:34,866 --> 00:37:36,409
and we pray for forgiveness later.

1700
00:37:36,409 --> 00:37:38,328
It's horrible.

1701
00:37:38,578 --> 00:37:40,371
Ooh. What's a blueberry patch?

1702
00:37:40,455 --> 00:37:42,749
Oh, cocktails.
Thought it was a blueberry pie.

1703
00:37:42,749 --> 00:37:43,833
Fat ass.

1704
00:37:43,833 --> 00:37:45,335
- WOMAN: No, we can't...
- I'm kidding.

1705
00:37:45,335 --> 00:37:47,754
I'm not talking about me, I mean Kim.
No, just kidding.

1706
00:37:47,754 --> 00:37:49,380
- Thank you.
- Is that from the fountain?

1707
00:37:49,464 --> 00:37:50,465
The diet Coke?

1708
00:37:50,465 --> 00:37:51,841
- (WAITER SPEAKING)
- Oh.

1709
00:37:52,925 --> 00:37:56,763
I'll stick with my iced tea.
I love a good fountain soda. So...

1710
00:38:00,725 --> 00:38:02,852
I don't think I've ever
had better onion rings.

1711
00:38:03,978 --> 00:38:06,939
So, Scott and I spoke about

1712
00:38:07,023 --> 00:38:09,609
how he wasn't invited to the barbecue.

1713
00:38:09,609 --> 00:38:11,235
KIM: Oh, my God, what did he say?

1714
00:38:11,319 --> 00:38:14,906
He was actually so incredibly receptive.

1715
00:38:14,906 --> 00:38:17,909
And he was so calm because I said,

1716
00:38:17,909 --> 00:38:21,621
"Scott, honestly, we did you a favor
by not inviting you

1717
00:38:21,621 --> 00:38:24,540
"because it was so intimate,
like you don't want to sit there

1718
00:38:24,624 --> 00:38:27,794
"and be exposed to
you and Travis making out."

1719
00:38:27,794 --> 00:38:32,340
So, he asked me about it, "So,
do you not want me at this barbecue?"

1720
00:38:32,882 --> 00:38:36,469
And I was like, "Your actions
need to match up with

1721
00:38:36,469 --> 00:38:39,764
"you wanting to be a part of this,
then act like it."

1722
00:38:39,764 --> 00:38:44,143
I was in Italy, and he was DMing Younes.

1723
00:38:47,480 --> 00:38:49,774
- KHLOÉ: <i>You brought that up to him.
- Then I was like,</i>

1724
00:38:49,774 --> 00:38:52,110
- "That's not really the vibe."
- The vibe.

1725
00:38:52,110 --> 00:38:54,946
"Don't go DMing my ex-boyfriend."

1726
00:38:55,196 --> 00:38:59,617
When I was in Italy with Travis
on our summer vacation,

1727
00:38:59,617 --> 00:39:04,288
I woke up to a text from Scott
saying, "I'm so sorry.

1728
00:39:04,372 --> 00:39:08,793
"I DMed your ex-boyfriend
who I can't stand."

1729
00:39:09,252 --> 00:39:13,756
<i>He sent me a screenshot of it
and said he posted it on his story.</i>

1730
00:39:13,881 --> 00:39:17,760
- He was asking if he could apologize...
- To Travis?

1731
00:39:17,844 --> 00:39:19,178
KOURTNEY: Yeah.
KIM: That is nice.

1732
00:39:19,262 --> 00:39:22,682
- Then I wrote him, "This is despicable."
- You didn't tell any of us that.

1733
00:39:22,682 --> 00:39:25,226
I said, "This is despicable."
I was like...

1734
00:39:25,226 --> 00:39:26,978
- You pulled out the big word.
- Yeah.

1735
00:39:26,978 --> 00:39:29,188
For so many years,

1736
00:39:29,272 --> 00:39:31,691
<i>Scott's always gotten away with</i>

1737
00:39:31,691 --> 00:39:34,652
bad behavior and still been invited,

1738
00:39:34,652 --> 00:39:37,447
and I don't think
that's going to continue.

1739
00:39:37,447 --> 00:39:40,783
It could be me or Kim. If Kourt's
too uncomfortable to say something,

1740
00:39:40,908 --> 00:39:42,702
I don't mind doing it, but I'd...

1741
00:39:42,702 --> 00:39:45,329
But what... No. Why do we have to call?

1742
00:39:45,413 --> 00:39:49,333
So, every time we're doing anything,
having a seven-person barbecue,

1743
00:39:49,417 --> 00:39:50,960
- we have to say...
- KIM: No.

1744
00:39:50,960 --> 00:39:55,423
Me kissing the love of my life

1745
00:39:55,423 --> 00:39:58,676
- is not anything bad.
- Why do you laugh every time you say it?

1746
00:39:58,676 --> 00:40:00,720
- You can own it.
- I'm not. I'm just saying

1747
00:40:00,720 --> 00:40:04,348
it's not anything...
I don't want to be taken negatively.

1748
00:40:04,432 --> 00:40:06,934
- So, he'll...
- But it's going to be taken negatively

1749
00:40:07,018 --> 00:40:09,854
to someone that's not getting their way.
You can't let that affect you.

1750
00:40:09,854 --> 00:40:13,065
But I just... No, I don't.
I will continue to...

1751
00:40:13,149 --> 00:40:15,651
live my life
and pretend no one's watching.

1752
00:40:15,818 --> 00:40:16,819
Ha!

1753
00:40:20,323 --> 00:40:21,991
(UPBEAT MUSIC PLAYING)

1754
00:40:26,287 --> 00:40:28,664
- KRIS: Kim.
- What an ambience in here.

1755
00:40:31,250 --> 00:40:33,586
It always smells so good
in here, doesn't it?

1756
00:40:36,297 --> 00:40:38,049
KRIS: Why am I always talking to myself?

1757
00:40:38,508 --> 00:40:40,760
- Because you're old.
- KRIS: Awesome.

1758
00:40:41,260 --> 00:40:45,264
- I did 15-minute glam today.
- KHLOÉ: You look so beautiful.

1759
00:40:45,348 --> 00:40:47,767
KIM: You look so cute.
KHLOÉ: Right? Look at her.

1760
00:40:47,767 --> 00:40:50,102
- Look how cute I look.
- KHLOÉ: You do look cute, Mom.

1761
00:40:50,186 --> 00:40:51,270
You are the cutest.

1762
00:40:51,812 --> 00:40:54,774
So what's going on here?
Is this a little <i>SNL</i> packing?

1763
00:40:54,774 --> 00:40:56,275
KIM: Yes.
KHLOÉ: Ooh.

1764
00:40:56,359 --> 00:40:57,360
(CELL PHONE BUZZING)

1765
00:40:57,360 --> 00:40:59,529
KIM: Hold on, Marty calling.

1766
00:41:00,446 --> 00:41:01,614
Hi, I saw it.

1767
00:41:01,614 --> 00:41:04,116
Can I patch you in with Tracy?
I'm here with my mom.

1768
00:41:04,200 --> 00:41:05,201
MARTY: <i>Sure.</i>

1769
00:41:05,201 --> 00:41:08,162
You're on speaker, and we're filming
my show, and I'm with my sisters.

1770
00:41:08,246 --> 00:41:10,331
<i>I mean, I just have
so much to do this week,</i>

1771
00:41:10,331 --> 00:41:13,709
<i>SNL's</i> coming up. I'm already
stressed out about that.

1772
00:41:13,793 --> 00:41:18,548
Then, my lawyer calls about the threats
that there's more footage

1773
00:41:18,548 --> 00:41:21,092
from the sex tape that's been out there.

1774
00:41:21,092 --> 00:41:24,220
(MARTY SPEAKING)

1775
00:41:31,352 --> 00:41:32,353
What tape?

1776
00:41:32,353 --> 00:41:35,064
So, Ray J's manager is claiming

1777
00:41:35,064 --> 00:41:38,192
he has a sex tape of us
in Santa Barbara.

1778
00:41:38,276 --> 00:41:41,028
<i>This all started earlier
at the barbecue.</i>

1779
00:41:41,112 --> 00:41:42,947
Click on it. (EXCLAIMS)

1780
00:41:43,155 --> 00:41:46,367
<i>It was clickbait insinuating
that if you click on it,</i>

1781
00:41:46,367 --> 00:41:49,287
<i>there was going to be
a new sex tape coming out.</i>

1782
00:41:49,620 --> 00:41:52,456
Had my son been a little bit older
and been able to read,

1783
00:41:52,540 --> 00:41:56,210
I would have been mortified.
But I died inside.

1784
00:41:56,919 --> 00:41:58,963
Marty, I am

1785
00:41:58,963 --> 00:42:03,217
- 99.9% sure...
- (LAUGHING)

1786
00:42:03,301 --> 00:42:05,428
...that no other tape exists.

1787
00:42:05,428 --> 00:42:07,430
<i>This is supposed to be
unreleased footage.</i>

1788
00:42:07,430 --> 00:42:09,765
<i>I really don't know what they have.</i>

1789
00:42:09,849 --> 00:42:13,728
For 20 years, this has been
held over my head

1790
00:42:13,728 --> 00:42:16,022
of this mistake, or is it a mistake?

1791
00:42:16,022 --> 00:42:19,025
It was my boyfriend of years.

1792
00:42:19,025 --> 00:42:21,152
We go on a trip, we film a video.

1793
00:42:21,152 --> 00:42:23,279
It's embarrassing
for it to be out there.

1794
00:42:23,279 --> 00:42:24,947
But it's not the most scandalous thing,

1795
00:42:25,031 --> 00:42:27,533
and I'm not going to be made
to feel that way.

1796
00:42:27,950 --> 00:42:29,243
I'm just human.

1797
00:42:29,869 --> 00:42:32,079
Didn't we deal with this
the first season of <i>Keeping Up?</i>

1798
00:42:32,163 --> 00:42:34,749
- This is a good omen, you guys.
- What's a good omen?

1799
00:42:34,749 --> 00:42:37,335
KHLOÉ: Talking about your sex tape
in the first season.

1800
00:42:37,335 --> 00:42:39,503
I feel like we're back to day one.

1801
00:42:39,587 --> 00:42:41,964
- My God, how amazing.
- KHLOÉ: It's a good omen.

1802
00:42:42,048 --> 00:42:44,592
- So, what do we do, Marty?
- TRACY: <i>Marty,</i>

1803
00:42:44,592 --> 00:42:47,762
<i>let's say it's a brand new tape
that Kim doesn't even know exists.</i>

1804
00:42:47,762 --> 00:42:51,015
I mean, I'm 99% sure.

1805
00:42:51,015 --> 00:42:53,934
But the fact that these people
keep saying they have a tape,

1806
00:42:54,018 --> 00:42:57,980
what if I was (BLEEP) sleeping and he
stuck a dildo up my ass? I don't know.

1807
00:42:58,064 --> 00:43:00,524
Oh, my gosh.
I'd hope you'd wake up from that.

1808
00:43:00,608 --> 00:43:03,152
KIM: I don't remember anything.
It's completely illegal.

1809
00:43:03,152 --> 00:43:05,446
Have Marty scare
the shit out of this guy.

1810
00:43:05,446 --> 00:43:08,699
TRACY: <i>Whatever he has,
isn't that considered stolen property?</i>

1811
00:43:08,783 --> 00:43:10,451
I'll sue for nominal damages.

1812
00:43:10,451 --> 00:43:13,162
The message is more important
than the dollars at this point.

1813
00:43:13,162 --> 00:43:14,246
The message is.

1814
00:43:14,330 --> 00:43:15,706
You're not doing anything wrong.

1815
00:43:15,790 --> 00:43:18,417
You're protecting yourself
and reputation for your children's sake.

1816
00:43:18,501 --> 00:43:19,835
I'm not doing anything wrong.

1817
00:43:19,919 --> 00:43:23,381
I'm protecting myself for my reputation
and my children's sake.

1818
00:43:24,840 --> 00:43:28,469
- It's 5:00 p.m. You gotta move fast.
- Yeah, they're gonna post this soon.

1819
00:43:28,469 --> 00:43:30,513
We gotta move fast
and start calling people.

1820
00:43:30,513 --> 00:43:32,473
- MARTY: <i>Let me call...</i>
- Let me call you back.

1821
00:43:32,473 --> 00:43:34,850
Let me just call Kanye really quickly.

1822
00:43:35,184 --> 00:43:36,602
(LINE RINGING)

1823
00:43:37,269 --> 00:43:40,648
It's okay. It's okay. It's okay.

1824
00:43:40,648 --> 00:43:44,068
(SOBBING) It's not okay, though.
It's not. You know, on <i>Roblox.</i>

1825
00:43:44,944 --> 00:43:47,655
Saint was on <i>Roblox</i> yesterday.

1826
00:43:48,614 --> 00:43:51,784
And the (BLEEP) thing popped up
and he started laughing,

1827
00:43:51,784 --> 00:43:55,204
and was like, "Mommy, look,"
and it was a picture of my cry face.

1828
00:43:55,204 --> 00:43:57,915
And it was a game that
someone made in <i>Roblox.</i>

1829
00:43:58,958 --> 00:44:01,794
And it's said, "Kim's new sex tape
when you clicked on it."

1830
00:44:01,794 --> 00:44:03,713
Thank God he can't (BLEEP) read yet.

1831
00:44:03,838 --> 00:44:07,591
And it's, like, over my dead body
is this shit gonna happen to me again.

1832
00:44:08,092 --> 00:44:09,593
I just want it gone.

1833
00:44:10,428 --> 00:44:13,305
This is not gonna (BLEEP) with me.

1834
00:44:13,931 --> 00:44:15,641
Like, it's not.

1835
00:44:15,725 --> 00:44:17,435
So, I just want it gone.

1836
00:44:17,935 --> 00:44:22,189
I am a mama bear. These are
my children. This is my whole life.

1837
00:44:22,398 --> 00:44:25,526
And it's really hard to see my kids
go through stuff like this

1838
00:44:25,526 --> 00:44:29,238
when people are always trying to attack.

1839
00:44:29,238 --> 00:44:31,240
It's just annoying.

1840
00:44:31,240 --> 00:44:34,368
I almost died when
Saint thought it was funny.

1841
00:44:34,452 --> 00:44:38,789
The one thing that got me kind of more
calm about it was, when I was crying,

1842
00:44:38,873 --> 00:44:42,501
Kanye was like, "Listen, you have
the power. Nothing will cancel you.

1843
00:44:42,626 --> 00:44:45,379
"Stop worrying about
the public perception.

1844
00:44:45,463 --> 00:44:46,922
"You know who you are."

1845
00:44:47,006 --> 00:44:48,007
(SNIFFLES)

1846
00:44:48,799 --> 00:44:51,218
Wait. This is
them calling about this thing?

1847
00:44:51,302 --> 00:44:53,429
Let me call you right back. Okay, bye.

1848
00:44:53,429 --> 00:44:55,514
So, here's the thing, Marty.

1849
00:44:55,598 --> 00:44:58,392
Get something drafted so that
it can be taken down immediately.

1850
00:44:58,476 --> 00:45:01,270
I don't want it to be copied.
I have four (BLEEP) kids.

1851
00:45:01,270 --> 00:45:04,356
I can't go through this again.
This was, like, 20 years ago.

1852
00:45:04,440 --> 00:45:05,983
I'm not gonna go through this again.

1853
00:45:05,983 --> 00:45:09,487
I know the right attorneys this time.
I know exactly what to do this time.

1854
00:45:09,487 --> 00:45:11,530
I'm not going to let this
happen to me again.

1855
00:45:11,614 --> 00:45:13,157
So, we're gonna get on top of this.

1856
00:45:13,157 --> 00:45:15,618
I have all the time, all the money,

1857
00:45:16,327 --> 00:45:20,956
and all of the resources
to burn them all to the (BLEEP) ground.

1858
00:45:24,001 --> 00:45:26,337
KIM: <i>This season on</i> The Kardashians...

1859
00:45:29,089 --> 00:45:31,717
<i>I'm excited for this new chapter
for people to see.</i>

1860
00:45:31,801 --> 00:45:33,636
Live from New York.

1861
00:45:34,970 --> 00:45:37,807
I am Kim Kardashian West,
and I'm hosting <i>SNL</i> this week.

1862
00:45:39,892 --> 00:45:40,893
I don't know.

1863
00:45:40,893 --> 00:45:43,687
- Where's Big (BLEEP) Mclaughlin?
- I don't know who that is.

1864
00:45:43,813 --> 00:45:46,857
- Whoo!
- Our lives are so hectic and busy.

1865
00:45:46,941 --> 00:45:48,108
What a good problem to have.

1866
00:45:48,192 --> 00:45:50,486
<i>Two sisters that are
supposed to have the same cover</i>

1867
00:45:50,486 --> 00:45:51,987
<i>for American</i> Vogue.

1868
00:45:52,613 --> 00:45:56,408
No matter what, with how big our family
is, we always have an emergency.

1869
00:45:56,492 --> 00:45:58,577
You're freaking me out
with scissors right there.

1870
00:45:58,661 --> 00:46:00,120
- Shit!
- Oh, shit!

1871
00:46:00,204 --> 00:46:01,455
- Oh, shit!
- Oh, shit!

1872
00:46:01,539 --> 00:46:03,040
(SIREN WAILING)

1873
00:46:03,332 --> 00:46:05,918
KOURTNEY: <i>Travis and I
want to have a baby.</i>

1874
00:46:06,210 --> 00:46:07,753
(NURSE SPEAKING)

1875
00:46:08,420 --> 00:46:10,130
- No spit.
- No spit.

1876
00:46:10,214 --> 00:46:11,966
(ALL EXCLAIMING)

1877
00:46:11,966 --> 00:46:16,303
One of the biggest things
in her life is about to happen

1878
00:46:16,387 --> 00:46:17,930
and Kourtney has no idea.

1879
00:46:20,224 --> 00:46:21,475
(ALL CHEERING)

1880
00:46:26,105 --> 00:46:28,858
- Do you have sympathy for Scott?
- Yeah.

1881
00:46:28,858 --> 00:46:30,192
It doesn't feel like you do.

1882
00:46:30,276 --> 00:46:32,278
Could you imagine if I singled you out,

1883
00:46:32,278 --> 00:46:37,324
the only person that I've cared about,
I deliberately didn't invite.

1884
00:46:37,408 --> 00:46:39,034
But Scott, I'm saying sorry.

1885
00:46:39,118 --> 00:46:41,078
- What I'm...
- I've not heard you say sorry.

1886
00:46:41,078 --> 00:46:43,622
- I'm out. This is so (BLEEP) ridiculous.
- My God.

1887
00:46:43,706 --> 00:46:45,708
We're not the problem.
You're the (BLEEP) problem.

1888
00:46:45,708 --> 00:46:46,876
Here's what the problem is,

1889
00:46:46,876 --> 00:46:49,879
that we (BLEEP) covered for you assholes
this many times.

1890
00:46:50,337 --> 00:46:52,339
KIM: <i>We always have something
super important.</i>

1891
00:46:52,423 --> 00:46:55,634
Kanye flew home last night.
I wanna show you what he got me.

1892
00:46:56,677 --> 00:46:57,720
Oh, my God.

1893
00:46:58,554 --> 00:47:01,140
- It'll never stop.
- Did you see what I sent you?

1894
00:47:02,099 --> 00:47:03,267
<i>He's been lying to you.</i>

1895
00:47:03,267 --> 00:47:05,227
He did a full declaration.

1896
00:47:08,647 --> 00:47:09,648
Yes!

1897
00:47:11,984 --> 00:47:14,069
Oh, my God.

1898
00:47:16,572 --> 00:47:18,574
(SOFT MUSIC PLAYING)

1899
00:47:28,250 --> 00:47:31,086
<i>Living the good life</i>

1900
00:47:32,171 --> 00:47:34,590
<i>Good life, good life</i>

1901
00:47:34,590 --> 00:47:37,593
<i>Living the good, good, good life</i>