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{\an8}Previously on The Kardashians...
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Beautiful.
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Hey, Mom, are you sad
that you'll never be pregnant again?
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Don't make me cry.
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Pregnancy was
my most beautiful experience,
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especially my first one, my little pepper.
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So, you know I'm leaving
to go to Aspen with your aunties.
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- Lovie!
- Lovie.
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You have the world at your fingertips,
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but you're just, like,
fine in Hidden Hills.
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Your kids rule your life.
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I don't even wanna go
on this [bleep] trip with you
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'cause all you're gonna do is pick on me.
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What's the holdup?
Are we taking off soon?
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So, the captain said
there's weather in Rifle.
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I'm just having a lot of anxiety.
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I'm maybe dramatic,
but I feel like something isn't safe.
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Can you just tell the captain
we're going to let Kylie off?
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I know Kylie since the day she was born.
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I don't know why she does this.
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The fact that she always gets out
of this shit,
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is very ******* annoying.
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Sometimes you hardly go out,
so when you do, you're just like,
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"I gotta get back. I gotta get back."
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I don't think you realize it.
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If this is, like,
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the start of what
the Aspen trip's gonna be like,
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I don't wanna [bleep] be involved.
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Let's go, party peeps.
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I can get in the back.
I can get in the back.
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♪ Live it up, live it up ♪
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Let me see your look. You're so cute.
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No, she's very cute.
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I'm very dressed up.
She's like a Russian princess.
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No, I love it.
Oh, my God. Stop it.
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I'm so excited for sushi.
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We're having dinner tonight
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at one of my favorite
restaurants in Aspen,
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and anywhere, by the way.
Owned by Nobu.
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Can't see.
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Probably for the best.
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You look like, uh--
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Pamela Anderson?
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No, you look like
a Sesame Street character or something.
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- Snuffleupagus?
- I don't know.
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Snuffleupagus was my favorite one.
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Snuffleupagus?
Snuffleupagus was cute.
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I'm fine with that.
I think Muppets are cute.
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So far, this trip has not
been off to the best start.
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I'm gonna FaceTime my daughter.
I hope that's okay with you.
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I was just telling you.
Let's live in the moment.
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I'm just wondering if you think
you live in the moment.
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Hi.
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I have high hopes for dinner
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'cause it... can't get
any more annoying than it is now.
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Cheers.
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So, I think since we're all probably
gonna be up early regardless...
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Yeah.
...I think we should get out
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by 9:30.
Should we call Kylie and see
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if she's coming?
Yeah, you should.
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She has FOMO one way or another.
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Two days of your life
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and you couldn't
come be on a family trip?
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Um, just saying hi.
How are you feeling?
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{\an8}I've just had an emotional day.
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You know what?
We've been there.
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I tried to get another flight,
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but I guess all flights
are having problems and delays
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and cancellations
because there's a storm coming.
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Love you.
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I love you.
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It is rare that we all
get together, so I'm-I'm really upset
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that this trip is just not
gonna work out for me this time.
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All right, I'm gonna put them to sleep.
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Okay. Love you. Bye.
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♪ Oh, I knew she wasn't coming ♪
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The new single by Khloé Kardashian.
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But you guys,
if anyone ever thought she really--
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Like, how you were like,
"She's really gonna come."
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I mean, I don't think
we ever really needed to confirm
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Kylie wasn't coming.
I knew.
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I h-- I had the confirmation
the second she walked off the plane.
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There was no way she was coming.
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This is our albacore tataki with truffle.
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Delish. Thank you.
You're welcome.
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I'm so excited to get into my bed
and watch Gypsy Rose.
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I wish we could watch Gypsy together,
but I've already started it.
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I'm meeting her on Wednesday.
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You're-- What? That escalated.
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Mom and Kendall said,
"Isn't-- Wasn't she trying to meet you?"
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A couple years ago,
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- I s-- did a rating of things...
- Oh, come on.
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...that I was really into--
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You know, she just probably
texts her right now and said,
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-"Can we meet you on Wednesday?"
-"Can I meet you on Wednesday?"
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No, it's--
she has to get her parole officer.
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It's a whole thing.
So hopefully, her parole officer approves.
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Gypsy Rose Blanchard
was just released from prison
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for being involved
in the murder of her mother.
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She reached out to me on social media.
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She's expressed wanting
to get into prison reform,
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and I think that with what
she's learned being in prison herself,
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I just think there's
such an opportunity for her
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to use her platform
in a, in a really important way.
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So, it's just all really fascinating.
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Okay, well, let me say goodnight to True.
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In prison, you go to--
- Hi. I love you.
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Uh, where are you?
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I'm at a restaurant.
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Uh, why do you look so funny?
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I look funny?
I'm wearing a furry hat.
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Here we go again.
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She just is so stuck on
what's going on at home
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that she can't have a good time.
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We don't get to do this
very often anymore.
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It's, like, really rare that
we go on these family vacations
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and I just want Khloé to just, like,
enjoy the dinner, enjoy the moment.
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Be present with us.
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Khloé, we're--
Baby!
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Okay, Khloé, I love you
and I'm not gonna take sides,
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but Kim's got a point.
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'Kay, mwah.
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Get off your phone.
We're right here.
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I love you.
I love you!
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Who's so cute?
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Bye. See ya. Gotta go. Bye.
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It's-- Just 'cause you don't wanna call
your kids to say goodnight,
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- I wanna call mine.
- I'm with my kids.
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We're at dinner.
Come on.
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Wait, I'm supposed to be more present,
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but Kim hasn't looked up
from her phone the entire dinner?
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She's scrolling Instagram.
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Okay, I'll be more present.
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I love you. Call your dada, okay?
Mwah. Oh. Hung up.
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What?
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We need you in this conversation.
off. Okay?
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This is why I don't like
to leave the gates
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because I just feel like
I get attacked every [bleep] second.
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Get off my [bleep] [bleep] immediately.
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Wait, what do you
think of this alien situation
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at that Miami mall?
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Oh, my God, I heard about it.
- The Miami thing was fully real.
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I think it's real.
I think so too.
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- Obviously, that was 100% real.
- No way--
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But why--
Where are all the video?
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- No way 200 cop cars--
- Mom, are you kidding me?
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They have technology
that wipes it all out.
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Rob.
[over phone] Yo.
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{\an8}Kendall and I are talking
about the Miami mall situation.
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{\an8}Kris Jenner's over here like,
"There was a fireworks and a mall fight."
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I just don't force people
to believe what's actually happening.
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So, Mom--
- Rob, for the record,
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I do believe in aliens.
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I love conspiracy theories.
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I don't have to believe them all,
but I [bleep] love them all.
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And my brother is right there with me.
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There's literally seven species of aliens
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and there's good aliens and bad aliens.
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There's more than that, Rob.
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There's more than that for sure, Corey.
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I definitely think Corey
is an alien, by the way.
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I've already told Corey that.
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Corey, for sure, is an alien.
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Is there proof?
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Well, no.
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But you're sure?
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Well, no. But yes.
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Why do you think Corey's an alien?
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'Cause Corey's known way too much...
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I'm not stupid.
I'm on your team.
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Is Corey an alien?
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No.
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There's UFOs on etchings in caves.
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Okay. Just a question.
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They've literally been
here since, like, the '40s.
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Centuries, Rob. Centuries.
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Are you sure?
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No.
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You're not sure?
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'Member those, you guys?
This mochi.
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Never been a mochi girl myself.
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Really?
- It tastes like I'm eating a dead body.
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Like, chewing the skin.
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{\an8}Thank you guys so much!
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{\an8}It was delicious.
Thank you!
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I'll get in the back. [indistinct].
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That was delicious.
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Delicious. And now you
have 10 minutes left with me.
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Make 'em count.
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♪ Don't go killin' my vibe,
don't go killin' my vibe ♪
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I'm still on maternity leave.
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I'm just popping in for like--
You look so good.
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For like an hour.
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Today, we are launching Lemme in Target.
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Hi. How are you?
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Nice to meet you.
Sorry I'm late.
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I'm on my baby's breastfeeding schedule.
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- This is your Lemme section.
- How exciting!
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So cute.
So cute.
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This is my first day back at work.
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Does it feel good to be
in hair and makeup or you didn't miss it?
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I did glam for Christmas Eve.
That's the only time.
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Okay.
- And then, no, it was nice.
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And I had the baby
for, like, half of glam
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and then Travis took over.
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I am slowly crawling out
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of my blissful baby bubble.
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I love being at home
right now with my baby,
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going on walks, living in pajamas.
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It's been a vibe.
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I'm not, like, ready to be...
Right.
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...like, working, but I was like--
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- No, I-I know.
- But Target,
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and 10 minutes away from the house,
and coming for an hour,
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- that I can manage. Yeah.
- This is approved. Yeah.
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Oh, my boobs are, like,
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tingling and itching.
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The breastfeeding.
I don't know.
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Do you wanna walk Kourtney
through what we're doing today?
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Yes, so, the first one is your interview.
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{\an8}Oh, okay. Amazing.
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{\an8}Should I be sitting in the shopping cart?
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For the interview?
You know, actually, yes.
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Hi.
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Can you see the "Lemme"?
I'm gonna move her a little.
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To any of the shoppers, hi.
I'm like, "Hi."
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Testing. Testing.
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What is the craziest thing
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you've been craving post-pregnancy?
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So, like, a naughty thing
that I was craving...
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- Naughty.
- ...was Ritz Bits.
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Had to eat, like, a pack of them a day.
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Ritz Bits, if you're out there,
we deserve a package.
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Okay. You only have 10 minutes
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inside the store.
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What are the three items
you're buying besides Lemme?
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Ritz Bits.
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Micellar water.
Is that how you say it?
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Mm-hmm.
That's a good one.
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A baby item.
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Like, right now
I need a sleep positioner.
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What's a crazy fact
about you that I don't know?
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I was stung by a scorpion.
Did you know that?
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No. When?
In college.
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I was cleaning my bikini bottom
that was hanging in my shower
246
00:10:35,676 --> 00:10:40,681
and a scorpion was in there and it stung
my finger and it was traumatizing.
247
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I had to go to the hospital.
248
00:10:42,767 --> 00:10:47,146
And if you're allergic to a scorpion,
they inject you with goat's blood.
249
00:10:47,146 --> 00:10:49,148
Wow. That's a wrap.
Yeah.
250
00:10:49,148 --> 00:10:51,567
I may have to hit
the sleep positioner aisle
251
00:10:51,567 --> 00:10:53,486
on my way out.
Wait. Can we get a picture of you
252
00:10:53,486 --> 00:10:55,571
- with the cart, like, pushing it?
- Pushing it, yes.
253
00:10:55,571 --> 00:10:57,365
Oh, yeah, of course.
It would be my honor.
254
00:10:57,948 --> 00:11:00,868
Floor it.
Give us some energy, Simon.
255
00:11:00,868 --> 00:11:04,580
Oh, my God.
256
00:11:04,955 --> 00:11:07,041
Oh, I'm sorry.
257
00:11:07,041 --> 00:11:09,377
Happy shopping.
258
00:11:09,377 --> 00:11:11,504
Oh, my gosh.
We almost crashed into someone.
259
00:11:11,504 --> 00:11:12,880
Yeah, we almost hit a woman.
260
00:11:14,173 --> 00:11:16,592
Don't hit the, don't hit the guy.
261
00:11:16,592 --> 00:11:18,594
Sorry. We're stopping over here.
- Should we go around?
262
00:11:18,594 --> 00:11:20,805
You guys should do the same thing.
263
00:11:23,766 --> 00:11:25,685
He's still going.
264
00:11:25,976 --> 00:11:28,813
This is how you get me back to work.
265
00:11:28,813 --> 00:11:31,857
The only way I'm ever
gonna shop at Target again
266
00:11:31,857 --> 00:11:34,694
is with Simon pushing me around the store.
267
00:11:34,694 --> 00:11:38,030
My heels are stuck in the little holes.
268
00:11:38,030 --> 00:11:40,700
- Do you-- Are they loose?
- I don't know how I'm gonna do this.
269
00:11:40,700 --> 00:11:43,994
Simon, you might have to carry me out.
I can just lift you.
270
00:11:43,994 --> 00:11:46,747
Okay.
271
00:11:46,747 --> 00:11:49,834
Attention, Target shoppers.
272
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Lemme is available in stores nationwide.
273
00:11:55,756 --> 00:11:58,384
There's, like, no one around.
274
00:11:59,760 --> 00:12:01,595
I love therapy.
275
00:12:03,222 --> 00:12:06,308
Retail therapy. Oh, wait.
Is the wink supposed to be at the end?
276
00:12:06,308 --> 00:12:08,769
- Wink's after...
- Okay.
277
00:12:08,769 --> 00:12:10,688
Retail therapy.
278
00:12:12,022 --> 00:12:14,358
This lady is videoing me over there.
279
00:12:14,358 --> 00:12:16,944
I see you videoing.
280
00:12:16,944 --> 00:12:18,654
I don't know, guys.
281
00:12:18,988 --> 00:12:20,990
Look at me. Okay.
282
00:12:22,867 --> 00:12:24,285
This was amazing.
I know.
283
00:12:24,285 --> 00:12:25,703
Like, I'm late to the party here.
284
00:12:25,703 --> 00:12:27,747
Am I allowed to lay on here?
285
00:12:27,747 --> 00:12:29,665
Sure. Go for it.
- Okay.
286
00:12:29,665 --> 00:12:32,960
Am I gonna be the first person
to ever lay on here?
287
00:12:32,960 --> 00:12:34,628
I laid here last week so...
You did?
288
00:12:34,628 --> 00:12:35,713
No. No.
289
00:12:35,838 --> 00:12:37,089
Oh.
Oh.
290
00:12:37,089 --> 00:12:39,341
Can we hold the glow?
Is there a Glow?
291
00:12:39,341 --> 00:12:42,386
Can we have you laying so where
you can, like, put your heels up, like--
292
00:12:42,386 --> 00:12:44,388
Or-- I love that. Great.
293
00:12:44,388 --> 00:12:47,475
Make it work.
Look like you're stoked.
294
00:12:48,434 --> 00:12:49,852
Just lay down the... thing.
295
00:12:49,852 --> 00:12:52,021
Oh, my God.
- Oh, my God.
296
00:12:52,021 --> 00:12:54,106
- Did you do that?
- I didn't do that.
297
00:12:54,106 --> 00:12:58,611
Go Lemme!
- Woo! Yeah!
298
00:12:59,361 --> 00:13:01,781
She should get some free Lemme.
Yeah.
299
00:13:02,490 --> 00:13:04,074
Do you want me to?
Yeah.
300
00:13:04,074 --> 00:13:06,285
I'm just gonna grab a Chill
and run that over.
301
00:13:06,285 --> 00:13:07,369
Yeah.
302
00:13:07,369 --> 00:13:09,413
Thanks, team.
We've had so much fun today.
303
00:13:09,413 --> 00:13:10,956
Can't wait to see what's next.
304
00:13:11,624 --> 00:13:13,250
Perfection.
- So good.
305
00:13:14,502 --> 00:13:15,669
Thank you for the Lemme!
306
00:13:15,669 --> 00:13:16,754
Oh, you're welcome!
307
00:13:17,004 --> 00:13:18,005
Congratulations!
308
00:13:18,589 --> 00:13:19,715
Thank you. Bye, guys.
309
00:13:26,806 --> 00:13:29,934
♪ Woke up this morning,
brighter day, brighter day ♪
310
00:13:29,934 --> 00:13:32,436
♪ You can see me smile from a mile away ♪
311
00:13:32,436 --> 00:13:35,856
♪ Yeah, see my girl, see my girl ♪
312
00:13:35,856 --> 00:13:40,361
♪ See my girl, see my girl, see my girl ♪
313
00:13:41,779 --> 00:13:43,489
- Good morning Kim.
- Hi. Good morning.
314
00:13:43,489 --> 00:13:45,449
Can I get something for you?
We have eggs, pancakes...
315
00:13:46,659 --> 00:13:47,952
I'll have a pancake.
316
00:13:48,285 --> 00:13:49,703
Do you want plain?
Banana? Blueberry?
317
00:13:49,703 --> 00:13:50,788
Banana.
318
00:13:50,788 --> 00:13:52,498
With syrup on the side?
319
00:13:52,498 --> 00:13:54,291
Hell yeah.
320
00:13:56,794 --> 00:13:58,546
Hi, Mommy.
321
00:13:58,546 --> 00:14:00,256
{\an8}Hi!
322
00:14:01,841 --> 00:14:03,259
No one's here.
323
00:14:03,592 --> 00:14:05,511
Who's going to school?
324
00:14:07,513 --> 00:14:08,931
It's just annoying.
325
00:14:08,931 --> 00:14:11,976
Oh, my gosh. Is Derek driving you?
326
00:14:12,351 --> 00:14:14,186
No, Taylor.
327
00:14:14,186 --> 00:14:16,897
Oh, phew. I was gonna say,
at least someone's driving.
328
00:14:16,897 --> 00:14:19,233
'Cause you're too young to drive.
329
00:14:19,233 --> 00:14:22,611
Okay. I love you.
Have a great day of school.
330
00:14:22,611 --> 00:14:24,697
Goodbye.
Bye-bye.
331
00:14:26,282 --> 00:14:30,119
- You okay? Did that trigger you?
- Why would that trigger me?
332
00:14:30,119 --> 00:14:32,788
'Cause you're the one always
wanting to say I put my kids first.
333
00:14:32,788 --> 00:14:35,624
I spend too much time with them.
I never leave the house, da-da.
334
00:14:35,624 --> 00:14:38,460
We have a very short amount of time
that they even wanna be with us.
335
00:14:38,460 --> 00:14:41,839
I am not saying anything
about not being present for your kids.
336
00:14:41,839 --> 00:14:43,257
I never said that,
337
00:14:43,257 --> 00:14:46,635
but it makes me happy
to be there every night with them.
338
00:14:47,595 --> 00:14:49,930
As it should.
There's nothing wrong with that.
339
00:14:49,930 --> 00:14:51,640
I think you're misunderstanding
340
00:14:51,640 --> 00:14:53,893
when I just said you're
not present when you go out.
341
00:14:54,351 --> 00:14:58,105
What Kim is saying is true, yeah.
I do FaceTime my kids.
342
00:14:58,105 --> 00:14:59,815
I-I mean, I'm laughing 'cause I'm like,
343
00:14:59,815 --> 00:15:04,111
th-this is what you're
complaining to me about? Okay.
344
00:15:04,111 --> 00:15:07,615
My thing is,
how does this affect you?
345
00:15:07,615 --> 00:15:10,326
You do you and I'll do me.
346
00:15:10,701 --> 00:15:12,161
Good morning.
347
00:15:12,161 --> 00:15:14,663
Hi. Oh, my gosh,
I brought that outfit too.
348
00:15:14,663 --> 00:15:16,957
- Hey.
- I feel like everyone in the family
349
00:15:16,957 --> 00:15:19,627
makes fun of me for being
so strict with the schedules
350
00:15:19,627 --> 00:15:22,713
and, like, they have to eat here
or they take a bath. They do--
351
00:15:22,713 --> 00:15:24,256
Like, I am like that.
352
00:15:24,256 --> 00:15:26,592
But my kids know when they're gonna eat
353
00:15:26,592 --> 00:15:28,719
because it's the same time every day.
354
00:15:29,595 --> 00:15:32,514
It's just, like, with 12 kids on vacation,
355
00:15:32,514 --> 00:15:36,602
it's really hard to stay
on schedule and be exact.
356
00:15:36,602 --> 00:15:39,021
So, if dinner's supposed
to be at 6:00 and it's 6:02
357
00:15:39,021 --> 00:15:41,190
and we're just getting
in the car just to drive there--
358
00:15:41,190 --> 00:15:44,193
Kim, I've never cared
about a schedule like that.
359
00:15:44,193 --> 00:15:46,612
You might not realize it,
but that was, like,
360
00:15:46,612 --> 00:15:48,197
- The Bahamas.
- The Bahamas? When my daughter
361
00:15:48,197 --> 00:15:50,199
was under one years old?
Yeah.
362
00:15:50,199 --> 00:15:52,826
But we were gonna be
less than 10 minutes late.
363
00:15:52,826 --> 00:15:55,245
And it was like,
"I'm going by myself."
364
00:15:55,245 --> 00:15:57,831
I just said, "Okay, I'm gonna meet
you guys there. Just meet me there."
365
00:15:57,831 --> 00:15:59,083
And then I still get clowned
366
00:15:59,083 --> 00:16:01,543
- because I wanna just leave on my own?
- No, it's a little bit more,
367
00:16:01,543 --> 00:16:02,670
like, frantic.
368
00:16:02,670 --> 00:16:05,005
This Bahamas trip
that Kim's talking about
369
00:16:05,005 --> 00:16:07,841
was five years ago.
370
00:16:07,841 --> 00:16:11,220
Is there anything else
you need to say to me about this?
371
00:16:11,220 --> 00:16:14,181
And we were like,
"Khloé, everything's gonna be okay."
372
00:16:14,181 --> 00:16:15,641
But I know my kids.
373
00:16:15,641 --> 00:16:17,935
Like, I'm not trying to tell
you guys what to do with yours.
374
00:16:17,935 --> 00:16:20,229
If you guys don't want schedules,
don't have a [bleep] schedule.
375
00:16:20,229 --> 00:16:22,231
If you do want them,
have a [bleep] schedule.
376
00:16:22,231 --> 00:16:24,817
I just do what I think is best.
I do have a schedule.
377
00:16:24,817 --> 00:16:27,277
But then why does everyone
clown me about mine?
378
00:16:27,277 --> 00:16:28,696
We're still talking about this?
379
00:16:28,696 --> 00:16:30,197
Yes.
Yeah.
380
00:16:35,703 --> 00:16:40,666
I think just, sometimes, it's just--
We can chill. Ya know?
381
00:16:40,666 --> 00:16:44,086
Like, we're in The Bahamas,
so it was more just, like, that energy.
382
00:16:44,086 --> 00:16:46,422
Just, I don't mind. It's all good.
383
00:16:46,422 --> 00:16:49,258
But that was also years ago.
384
00:16:49,258 --> 00:16:52,970
Well, yeah, you're the one
that brought up that specific memory.
385
00:16:52,970 --> 00:16:55,139
It's not that I don't want her
to speak to her kids,
386
00:16:55,139 --> 00:16:58,934
it's just the times that she's choosing
to always take away from us.
387
00:16:58,934 --> 00:17:01,020
It just seems like
every time we're together,
388
00:17:01,020 --> 00:17:04,440
she has to take away
that time to talk to the kids.
389
00:17:04,440 --> 00:17:06,233
And that's what's just so annoying.
390
00:17:06,233 --> 00:17:10,362
Like, thank God she can't sit
and FaceTime her kids while we're skiing.
391
00:17:10,362 --> 00:17:13,240
What time are we supposed
to be dressed, like, and ready?
392
00:17:13,240 --> 00:17:15,826
Instructors are ready at 10:00,
which is in 30 minutes.
393
00:17:15,826 --> 00:17:18,120
So, whenever you guys
are ready, I'm ready to go.
394
00:17:18,120 --> 00:17:20,039
Thank you so much for breakfast.
395
00:17:28,547 --> 00:17:29,548
Hi.
396
00:17:29,548 --> 00:17:32,134
You look good.
Are those ski pants?
397
00:17:32,134 --> 00:17:35,471
Yeah. This is Victoria Beckham's
ski outfit from the '90s.
398
00:17:35,471 --> 00:17:36,972
That's from the '90s?
399
00:17:36,972 --> 00:17:39,433
Yeah. I hope it's still insulated.
400
00:17:39,433 --> 00:17:41,643
Is the jacket Victoria Beckham?
401
00:17:41,643 --> 00:17:43,145
No, they're both Chanel.
402
00:17:43,145 --> 00:17:46,440
- Okay, 'cause you said Victoria Beckham.
- Victoria Beckham wore in the '90s
403
00:17:46,440 --> 00:17:47,733
to go skiing.
Oh!
404
00:17:47,733 --> 00:17:50,110
And she is my skiing inspo for this trip.
405
00:17:50,110 --> 00:17:52,905
My knee's [bleep] though,
so I'm not gonna get a knee surgery
406
00:17:52,905 --> 00:17:54,865
off of this trip, guys.
Kendall would probably--
407
00:17:54,865 --> 00:17:57,076
Your knee's [bleep]?
408
00:17:57,076 --> 00:17:59,244
No, you said,
"My knee's [bleep] [bleep]."
409
00:17:59,244 --> 00:18:00,412
That's what you said.
410
00:18:00,412 --> 00:18:04,208
I am not gonna ski today
because I don't wanna break anything.
411
00:18:04,208 --> 00:18:07,127
I am, like, one of the smart ones.
412
00:18:07,127 --> 00:18:08,420
You guys be careful.
413
00:18:08,420 --> 00:18:10,631
I hope I'm healthy forever,
414
00:18:10,631 --> 00:18:13,092
but if I was to injure myself,
415
00:18:13,092 --> 00:18:15,052
it would take a long time to recover
416
00:18:15,052 --> 00:18:16,970
and I don't have that kinda time.
417
00:18:16,970 --> 00:18:18,514
Bye.
Okay, I'll see you in a while.
418
00:18:18,514 --> 00:18:19,807
Toodles.
Toodles.
419
00:18:19,807 --> 00:18:21,100
Break a leg.
420
00:18:25,562 --> 00:18:26,855
You guys, I'm so annoying.
421
00:18:26,855 --> 00:18:28,148
I might have to pee
one more time.
422
00:18:28,148 --> 00:18:29,775
Oh, no, I have to pee.
- That's fine.
423
00:18:29,775 --> 00:18:32,653
Okay. I thought everyone was gonna
yell at me, so I feel good about this.
424
00:18:34,905 --> 00:18:37,616
♪ La da di da, la da di da ♪
425
00:18:37,616 --> 00:18:39,201
♪ Move your body like that ♪
426
00:18:39,201 --> 00:18:41,286
Hi, how are you?
427
00:18:41,286 --> 00:18:43,205
- Hi, I'm Kim.
- Kim, I'm Hershey.
428
00:18:43,205 --> 00:18:44,998
{\an8}- I'll be with you.
- So nice to meet you.
429
00:18:44,998 --> 00:18:46,917
{\an8}And we have your skis right here.
430
00:18:46,917 --> 00:18:48,710
Bougie.
Yeah.
431
00:18:48,710 --> 00:18:51,255
Not like when I was a kid. Okay.
432
00:18:51,255 --> 00:18:52,798
Maybe let's wait for Khloé.
433
00:18:52,798 --> 00:18:54,216
I'm right here!
434
00:18:54,216 --> 00:18:55,926
Y'all have a good one.
Thank you.
435
00:18:55,926 --> 00:18:57,511
Comin' down.
436
00:18:57,511 --> 00:18:59,346
Well, happy to be out here with--
437
00:18:59,346 --> 00:19:00,639
What a beautiful day.
438
00:19:00,639 --> 00:19:02,558
What a beautiful day. I was worried.
439
00:19:02,558 --> 00:19:03,851
We got lucky, guys.
440
00:19:03,851 --> 00:19:04,935
Yeah.
441
00:19:04,935 --> 00:19:07,229
Ooh, I'm excited!
Me too.
442
00:19:09,106 --> 00:19:10,774
My kids would love this.
443
00:19:15,362 --> 00:19:17,573
It is so [bleep] nice out here.
444
00:19:17,573 --> 00:19:19,658
{\an8}Alright, Koko, are you ready?
445
00:19:19,658 --> 00:19:20,909
Yeah.
I'm ready.
446
00:19:20,909 --> 00:19:22,661
We good, guys?
Alright, let's go.
447
00:19:22,661 --> 00:19:24,580
We're just doing
an easy one to start, right?
448
00:19:24,580 --> 00:19:25,664
Yeah.
'Kay.
449
00:19:25,664 --> 00:19:27,291
{\an8}It's just like riding a bike.
450
00:19:27,291 --> 00:19:28,709
Okay.
451
00:19:28,709 --> 00:19:30,335
Let's try it.
452
00:19:33,422 --> 00:19:36,884
♪ I get money, you get mad
because the bank shut ♪
453
00:19:36,884 --> 00:19:40,596
♪ Yeah, I know your
little secret, put your hands up ♪
454
00:19:40,596 --> 00:19:43,765
♪ It's so obvious,
I'm your number one ♪
455
00:19:43,765 --> 00:19:44,850
Woo!
456
00:19:44,850 --> 00:19:46,268
We are having so much fun.
457
00:19:46,268 --> 00:19:49,313
The mountain just got kind of dumped on,
so the snow is perfect.
458
00:19:49,313 --> 00:19:51,190
We've gotten, like, the first day of sun,
459
00:19:51,190 --> 00:19:53,025
so it's beautiful, it's not too cold.
460
00:19:53,025 --> 00:19:56,195
And this couldn't be
a more perfect day of snowboarding.
461
00:19:56,195 --> 00:19:59,072
Yay! How fun is that?!
So fun!
462
00:19:59,072 --> 00:20:01,742
♪ It's okay to just admit
that you're jealous of me ♪
463
00:20:02,534 --> 00:20:04,286
I am having the best time.
464
00:20:04,286 --> 00:20:05,370
Ah!
465
00:20:05,370 --> 00:20:08,790
I'm obviously a little rusty,
but I feel good being out here.
466
00:20:08,790 --> 00:20:12,961
I love being with my sisters and Corey,
and we're just having fun.
467
00:20:12,961 --> 00:20:14,963
I'll slowly go through your legs.
468
00:20:14,963 --> 00:20:18,884
Okay, I'll keep 'em open. Woo!
Woo, did it!
469
00:20:18,884 --> 00:20:21,511
Nothing is better
than skiing with your sisters.
470
00:20:21,511 --> 00:20:23,222
We're having such a good time.
471
00:20:23,222 --> 00:20:24,389
Woo!
472
00:20:24,389 --> 00:20:27,851
The only thing missing
is I wish Kourtney and Kylie were here.
473
00:20:27,851 --> 00:20:30,145
I even wish my mom came on the slopes.
474
00:20:30,145 --> 00:20:31,230
Woo!
475
00:20:31,230 --> 00:20:33,565
I wish my mom was out with us
'cause I know she loves skiing,
476
00:20:33,565 --> 00:20:37,069
but I'm sure she's keeping herself
busy at home doing something.
477
00:20:44,284 --> 00:20:46,912
Ooh. [exhales] That's nice.
478
00:20:54,211 --> 00:20:57,297
This cabin is so delicious.
479
00:20:57,297 --> 00:21:00,259
I really want to enjoy it.
This is my day.
480
00:21:00,676 --> 00:21:03,095
Oh, hi, you little cutie.
481
00:21:04,388 --> 00:21:06,807
A little creepy.
482
00:21:07,849 --> 00:21:10,852
I love being by myself in a quiet house...
483
00:21:10,852 --> 00:21:12,938
Look at this jewelry!
484
00:21:12,938 --> 00:21:14,731
...because it never happens.
485
00:21:14,731 --> 00:21:18,151
{\an8}Look, I'll give you 200.
That's how generous I feel today.
486
00:21:18,151 --> 00:21:19,444
Okay.
487
00:21:19,444 --> 00:21:23,699
I might read a book,
relax, make a martini.
488
00:21:25,701 --> 00:21:30,122
I don't know what the kids are doing,
but this is very, very special.
489
00:21:30,122 --> 00:21:32,416
How do you do a snow angel?
490
00:21:33,583 --> 00:21:35,210
I need a martini.
491
00:21:36,753 --> 00:21:40,590
Woo!
492
00:21:41,008 --> 00:21:44,720
I'll do a 360. It's perfect!
493
00:21:44,720 --> 00:21:47,055
It's so good.
The snow is perfect!
494
00:21:47,055 --> 00:21:48,724
I wanna go faster.
495
00:21:48,724 --> 00:21:51,601
"Serious injuries or death possible."
496
00:21:51,601 --> 00:21:53,687
Perfect. We can all go that way.
497
00:21:54,604 --> 00:21:56,606
Do you see this sign?
- Yeah.
498
00:21:56,606 --> 00:21:58,442
'Cause it says death may occur.
499
00:21:58,442 --> 00:22:02,112
No, it-- Well, it's, it's cool.
Alright.
500
00:22:02,112 --> 00:22:07,200
I want to do things and, like,
remind myself that I am a decent skier.
501
00:22:07,200 --> 00:22:08,785
Kim, come here!
502
00:22:08,785 --> 00:22:10,329
Oh, look. She wants to show you.
503
00:22:10,329 --> 00:22:11,621
I'm watching.
504
00:22:11,621 --> 00:22:14,833
But I did not know
that meant catchin' air. Eh!
505
00:22:14,833 --> 00:22:16,752
Whatever people do.
I don't know.
506
00:22:16,752 --> 00:22:18,837
Or is it this?
Cowabunga. I don't know.
507
00:22:18,837 --> 00:22:19,921
Let's go for those jumps.
508
00:22:19,921 --> 00:22:21,131
Look how easy that is!
509
00:22:21,131 --> 00:22:23,050
Just go straight.
Okay, I'm gonna go right where
510
00:22:23,050 --> 00:22:24,468
you're at.
Straight on there.
511
00:22:24,468 --> 00:22:26,178
I'm going!
512
00:22:29,389 --> 00:22:31,308
Yeah!
Woo!
513
00:22:31,308 --> 00:22:33,977
Wait. Kim did it?
Kim totally did it.
514
00:22:33,977 --> 00:22:37,105
I'm not doing flips
and jumps and shit here.
515
00:22:37,105 --> 00:22:38,190
Woo!
516
00:22:38,190 --> 00:22:39,733
Can barely do
a somersault in real life.
517
00:22:39,733 --> 00:22:41,735
Khloé, you can do it!
518
00:22:41,735 --> 00:22:43,445
Are you guys all on crack?
519
00:22:43,445 --> 00:22:45,947
It's so easy. Khloé, you can do it!
520
00:22:45,947 --> 00:22:47,866
[bleep].
521
00:22:49,785 --> 00:22:52,412
Go straight, onto the box.
Is it hard?
522
00:22:52,412 --> 00:22:54,915
It's so easy. Khloé, you can do it!
523
00:22:54,915 --> 00:22:56,625
[bleep].
524
00:22:56,625 --> 00:22:59,503
Yay! You did it!
Girl.
525
00:22:59,503 --> 00:23:02,547
It just feels so good
to have Khloé living in the moment.
526
00:23:02,547 --> 00:23:03,757
This is all I wanted.
527
00:23:03,757 --> 00:23:05,258
Woo! This is so fun.
528
00:23:05,258 --> 00:23:06,760
Yeah.
So fun.
529
00:23:06,760 --> 00:23:10,472
I am surprising myself
left and right. [bleep] yeah.
530
00:23:10,472 --> 00:23:12,557
Being out here skiing with everyone,
531
00:23:12,557 --> 00:23:15,310
it's brought back such great
memories from our childhood.
532
00:23:15,310 --> 00:23:16,603
We're creating new memories.
533
00:23:16,603 --> 00:23:19,481
Come on, Khlo.
You got this, Joge.
534
00:23:19,481 --> 00:23:23,777
The cherry on top is that
no one is [bleep] nitpicking me.
535
00:23:23,777 --> 00:23:26,613
Woo, woo!
Woo!
536
00:23:26,613 --> 00:23:28,407
This is why I love family vacations.
537
00:23:28,407 --> 00:23:30,158
I feel like it's just so fun to bond
538
00:23:30,158 --> 00:23:34,037
and everyone's safe
and down the hill with no injuries.
539
00:23:34,037 --> 00:23:36,915
That's all you can ask for.
We had such a nice time.
540
00:23:38,500 --> 00:23:40,085
Shit I have to pee.
541
00:23:48,885 --> 00:23:54,224
♪ Oh, oh-oh, oh, oh, oh-oh-oh-oh ♪
542
00:23:54,224 --> 00:23:57,769
- ♪ Oh, oh-oh, oh, oh ♪
- Thank you.
543
00:23:57,769 --> 00:24:02,899
Ooh, we'll have to build a little fire.
Where's the ambience, girls?
544
00:24:03,692 --> 00:24:06,611
Okay, guys, I have a challenge.
545
00:24:06,611 --> 00:24:09,322
Hm?
- This house and the way it's nestled
546
00:24:09,322 --> 00:24:12,409
here in the snow
and looking at it fall for days,
547
00:24:12,409 --> 00:24:15,537
I think before it's gone,
we should build a snowman.
548
00:24:15,537 --> 00:24:17,747
I'll build a snowman.
- I'll build a snowman.
549
00:24:17,747 --> 00:24:20,250
I don't think I've built
a snowman since I was a kid.
550
00:24:20,250 --> 00:24:21,877
We can have a contest.
551
00:24:21,877 --> 00:24:24,588
I'm down, but I'm gonna win.
552
00:24:24,588 --> 00:24:27,257
I'm gonna put my ski clothes on then,
if we're gonna get in the snow.
553
00:24:27,257 --> 00:24:29,009
Alright, hurry up. Chop, chop.
I will too.
554
00:24:29,009 --> 00:24:30,719
Hi. Are you going skiing?
Wow.
555
00:24:30,719 --> 00:24:33,263
No, we're gonna build snowmen.
I'll go change.
556
00:24:33,263 --> 00:24:34,473
M'kay.
557
00:24:34,473 --> 00:24:36,099
We're making individual snowmans?
558
00:24:36,099 --> 00:24:37,184
I'm the judge.
559
00:24:37,184 --> 00:24:38,727
I'm supposed to be a judge.
560
00:24:38,727 --> 00:24:41,104
Mom, you're a judge all the time.
What a boring existence.
561
00:24:41,104 --> 00:24:43,857
Let Corey be the judge.
You get down and dirty.
562
00:24:43,857 --> 00:24:45,275
Do something
with your daughters.
563
00:24:45,275 --> 00:24:48,028
You didn't ski with us.
You did nothing with us.
564
00:24:48,028 --> 00:24:50,322
Can you build a [bleep] snowman?
It's memories.
565
00:24:50,322 --> 00:24:51,948
Okay.
- Thank you.
566
00:24:51,948 --> 00:24:56,578
And, Corey, if you do favoritism,
I will [bleep] you up myself.
567
00:24:56,578 --> 00:25:00,999
Alright. I'm gonna go outside
and take a look at the situation.
568
00:25:00,999 --> 00:25:04,336
Thank you, gentlemen.
Let me hug my favorite human.
569
00:25:04,336 --> 00:25:06,838
Favorite human? What am I, an alien?
You're my woman.
570
00:25:06,838 --> 00:25:09,007
You're not--
You're the most jealous
571
00:25:09,007 --> 00:25:11,176
I've ever met.
Yeah, I am.
572
00:25:11,176 --> 00:25:12,469
No, she said I am.
573
00:25:18,475 --> 00:25:20,894
Oh, my God.
It's strawberry shortcake!
574
00:25:20,894 --> 00:25:23,522
Wow. This is amazing.
575
00:25:23,522 --> 00:25:26,608
She's like a bottle of strawberry jam.
Wow.
576
00:25:26,608 --> 00:25:28,109
Red as can be.
577
00:25:28,109 --> 00:25:31,947
I think I'm a front-runner
for this competition,
578
00:25:31,947 --> 00:25:33,240
and--
Hey, front-runner,
579
00:25:33,240 --> 00:25:34,866
- can you hand me my phone?
- Oh, sure.
580
00:25:34,866 --> 00:25:35,951
Thank you, frontie.
581
00:25:35,951 --> 00:25:37,494
I got you, Khloé.
We got this.
582
00:25:37,494 --> 00:25:40,580
You're not on my team, lady.
Oh, no, you are!
583
00:25:40,580 --> 00:25:42,499
yeah, we're gonna [bleep] win!
584
00:25:42,499 --> 00:25:45,710
We're gonna [bleep] it up.
That's what we're gonna do.
585
00:25:47,837 --> 00:25:49,256
No copycats!
586
00:25:49,256 --> 00:25:51,258
Where'd you get that?
587
00:25:51,258 --> 00:25:53,552
I love you.
Okay, thank you.
588
00:25:53,552 --> 00:25:56,721
I have Khloé as my partner.
This is epic.
589
00:25:56,721 --> 00:26:00,600
She's the arts and crafts director
of our entire neighborhood.
590
00:26:00,600 --> 00:26:01,935
We don't need a strategy.
591
00:26:01,935 --> 00:26:04,479
On your mark. Get set. Go!
592
00:26:04,479 --> 00:26:05,689
Stay over there.
593
00:26:05,689 --> 00:26:06,982
Where are they going?
594
00:26:06,982 --> 00:26:08,483
Wait, Kendall, let's have a plot.
595
00:26:08,483 --> 00:26:11,611
Right? I don't even know
how to make a [bleep] snowman.
596
00:26:11,611 --> 00:26:15,782
I'm so glad I have Kendall as a partner.
Like, we're good thinkers together.
597
00:26:15,782 --> 00:26:18,994
We, like, critically think about it.
And logically.
598
00:26:18,994 --> 00:26:21,371
It's all about the packing, I think.
Yeah, yeah, yeah.
599
00:26:21,371 --> 00:26:24,040
Khloé and my mom
are completely different.
600
00:26:24,040 --> 00:26:25,917
Where are we starting?
I don't know.
601
00:26:25,917 --> 00:26:28,336
You are the manager.
Manage something.
602
00:26:28,336 --> 00:26:33,174
When you put us in a competition setting,
we will definitely all try to thrive.
603
00:26:33,174 --> 00:26:36,094
I think you guys remember
our guacamole challenge in Cabo.
604
00:26:36,094 --> 00:26:38,179
Khloé, try this.
605
00:26:38,179 --> 00:26:39,306
Get it away from them.
606
00:26:39,306 --> 00:26:40,765
No, you're not taking all the chips.
607
00:26:40,765 --> 00:26:41,850
Khloé!
608
00:26:41,850 --> 00:26:43,393
Mom!
Mom and Corey!
609
00:26:43,393 --> 00:26:45,478
What the [bleep]?
No, put it down!
610
00:26:45,478 --> 00:26:47,939
So, it can get dirty for sure.
611
00:26:47,939 --> 00:26:49,357
Hold on, I gotta take my coat off.
612
00:26:49,357 --> 00:26:51,067
What?
This is too much work.
613
00:26:51,067 --> 00:26:52,777
Take your coat off?
614
00:26:53,445 --> 00:26:55,614
I don't know how to do this.
615
00:26:55,614 --> 00:26:57,699
- We got this.
- We do?
616
00:26:58,199 --> 00:26:59,492
We can make a mini one dude!
617
00:26:59,492 --> 00:27:01,036
It doesn't have to be so big.
618
00:27:01,161 --> 00:27:03,246
Oh yeah.
They never said how big.
619
00:27:03,246 --> 00:27:05,081
We can make a tiny one in one second.
620
00:27:05,081 --> 00:27:07,167
It's falling apart, it's just too--
621
00:27:07,167 --> 00:27:08,668
Hold on.
We need to pack it.
622
00:27:08,668 --> 00:27:11,087
Mom, move!
623
00:27:11,087 --> 00:27:13,256
- Mom, move!
- I'm trying. I'm trying.
624
00:27:13,256 --> 00:27:14,758
- Oh, my God.
- Move your face.
625
00:27:14,758 --> 00:27:15,842
Don't hit me.
626
00:27:15,842 --> 00:27:18,011
Are you as competitive as your kids?
627
00:27:18,136 --> 00:27:19,262
I used to be.
628
00:27:19,804 --> 00:27:22,891
But I'm exhausted
from just trying to keep up with them.
629
00:27:22,891 --> 00:27:24,934
- We need to pack it.
- I'm trying.
630
00:27:24,934 --> 00:27:26,394
But are you okay losing?
631
00:27:26,394 --> 00:27:28,396
No... Never.
632
00:27:29,022 --> 00:27:31,858
Is this real snow?
I've never seen something so fragile.
633
00:27:31,858 --> 00:27:34,861
- I know. It's so powdery.
- Mom, what are you doing?!
634
00:27:34,861 --> 00:27:37,781
Nothing.
- Oh! Mom, I don't have clothes on.
635
00:27:37,781 --> 00:27:39,866
Not my fault.
Ugh!
636
00:27:39,866 --> 00:27:42,077
Where are you going?
That was a bitchy move.
637
00:27:42,077 --> 00:27:43,995
Slow and steady wins the race.
638
00:27:43,995 --> 00:27:45,080
Yeah.
639
00:27:45,080 --> 00:27:46,956
No. This is crazy.
640
00:27:46,956 --> 00:27:49,042
I think we need
to, like, make the ball.
641
00:27:49,042 --> 00:27:50,126
I'm trying.
642
00:27:50,126 --> 00:27:54,214
The snow is a little bit, I don't know,
"dry" might not be the right word,
643
00:27:54,214 --> 00:27:57,300
but it was a little dusty or something.
It wasn't sticking together.
644
00:27:57,300 --> 00:27:59,511
Well, do we take water?
Yeah. I was thinking that.
645
00:27:59,511 --> 00:28:02,555
- Does that make it stick better?
- You keep going. I'll get the bowl.
646
00:28:02,555 --> 00:28:06,559
So, we were really trying
to get it harder to make the ball
647
00:28:06,559 --> 00:28:09,479
'cause we're smart thinker--
like, we're thinking this through.
648
00:28:09,479 --> 00:28:12,065
No, I'm seriously confused.
Like, what kind of snow is this?
649
00:28:12,065 --> 00:28:14,067
Should we be concerned the world's ending?
650
00:28:14,067 --> 00:28:17,028
What is she doing?
Khloé, get off our [bleep].
651
00:28:17,028 --> 00:28:20,031
'Kay.
Mom, that sucks, by the way.
652
00:28:20,031 --> 00:28:21,449
Mom, you're older than us.
653
00:28:21,449 --> 00:28:23,034
Like, don't you know
how to make a snowman?
654
00:28:23,034 --> 00:28:24,953
Aren't you supposed
to have, like, three balls?
655
00:28:24,953 --> 00:28:26,955
Yes, but you're not doing such a thing.
656
00:28:26,955 --> 00:28:29,249
Isn't that what people did
before social media?
657
00:28:29,249 --> 00:28:32,085
Like, aren't we outside
makin' snowmen and shit?
658
00:28:32,085 --> 00:28:33,294
- Make a baby one.
- Oh.
659
00:28:33,294 --> 00:28:35,797
Now this is where the blueberries
would've come in handy.
660
00:28:35,797 --> 00:28:37,090
So, go get them.
661
00:28:38,049 --> 00:28:40,260
If you hit my mound, you're done.
662
00:28:40,260 --> 00:28:42,137
Khloé and my mom get frazzled
663
00:28:42,137 --> 00:28:44,139
and they just wanna sabotage us.
664
00:28:44,139 --> 00:28:45,640
Oh, my God.
665
00:28:45,640 --> 00:28:47,434
I walked right into it.
666
00:28:47,434 --> 00:28:49,436
That was amazing.
667
00:28:49,436 --> 00:28:50,937
That is their, like, M.O.
668
00:28:50,937 --> 00:28:53,940
When they can't figure it out,
they are pissed.
669
00:28:55,233 --> 00:28:56,234
Come on.
670
00:28:56,234 --> 00:28:58,153
Let me just clean my glasses.
671
00:28:58,153 --> 00:29:00,905
Corey, make his top flatter.
672
00:29:00,905 --> 00:29:03,491
I think you guys are [bleep] disqualified
673
00:29:03,491 --> 00:29:06,995
because you have the judge
helping you make the snowman.
674
00:29:06,995 --> 00:29:08,705
No, I'm not helpin'.
- Oh yeah, you are.
675
00:29:08,705 --> 00:29:10,123
No--
- Yeah, no.
676
00:29:10,123 --> 00:29:11,875
You-- Look at the evidence
that's in your hands.
677
00:29:11,875 --> 00:29:13,835
You're holding the smoking gun.
678
00:29:13,835 --> 00:29:16,838
- No, it's not even a smoking gun.
- That is so [bleep] up, Corey.
679
00:29:16,838 --> 00:29:18,965
This ain't what you think.
- You are helping them win.
680
00:29:18,965 --> 00:29:22,469
- I'm not helping them do anything.
- Khloé, they're cheating.
681
00:29:25,930 --> 00:29:28,349
Where's Corey?
- Khloé, go away.
682
00:29:28,349 --> 00:29:29,851
I'm not touching you.
683
00:29:29,851 --> 00:29:32,020
I didn't touch one person.
Wait, Kim, come closer,
684
00:29:32,020 --> 00:29:34,355
come closer 'cause the further you are,
the more annoying it'll be.
685
00:29:34,355 --> 00:29:35,690
I know. She's just harassing me.
686
00:29:35,690 --> 00:29:37,358
I actually haven't even touched anyone.
687
00:29:37,358 --> 00:29:39,027
Corey!
You fell on your own.
688
00:29:39,027 --> 00:29:41,196
I'm over here.
Corey! No harassment.
689
00:29:41,196 --> 00:29:42,906
Please, let us just finish our dream.
690
00:29:42,906 --> 00:29:45,074
- I'm not even touching you.
- Khloé. So, 10 feet away!
691
00:29:45,074 --> 00:29:46,993
- You can't, you can't cross the line.
- Khloé, come on.
692
00:29:46,993 --> 00:29:50,038
Where's the line?
- Ten feet away!
693
00:29:50,038 --> 00:29:52,207
That's called intimidating the witness.
694
00:29:52,207 --> 00:29:55,376
What are you gonna do?
It's not allowed. Not allowed.
695
00:29:55,376 --> 00:29:56,461
You wanna wrestle?
696
00:29:56,461 --> 00:29:58,254
Khloé definitely got aggressive with me
697
00:29:58,254 --> 00:30:00,256
in the guacamole competition in Cabo.
698
00:30:00,256 --> 00:30:02,842
And she's inching
a little too close for me.
699
00:30:02,842 --> 00:30:04,177
We need security.
700
00:30:04,177 --> 00:30:06,679
If you throw something at me,
just know it's gonna come back to you.
701
00:30:06,679 --> 00:30:09,015
You already threw something at me.
It would be my payback.
702
00:30:09,015 --> 00:30:10,934
No, Khloé would beat the shit outta me.
703
00:30:10,934 --> 00:30:12,811
You could throw something at me.
Just know.
704
00:30:12,811 --> 00:30:14,854
I feel like that's
the only person on the planet
705
00:30:14,854 --> 00:30:16,606
I can confidently say that about.
706
00:30:16,606 --> 00:30:19,234
But anybody else, you're goin' down.
707
00:30:19,234 --> 00:30:20,527
'Kay, try that.
708
00:30:20,527 --> 00:30:22,362
Oh, my God,
Kimberly, this is gorgeous.
709
00:30:22,362 --> 00:30:23,530
No, no, no.
Leave it, leave it.
710
00:30:23,530 --> 00:30:25,824
I feel very defeated.
711
00:30:25,824 --> 00:30:28,326
Don't feel defeated.
Just learn from the greatness.
712
00:30:28,326 --> 00:30:31,120
- Yeah. Watch and learn.
- Kendall, shut up.
713
00:30:31,120 --> 00:30:34,332
What I'm upset about
is that I knew better.
714
00:30:34,332 --> 00:30:37,752
I knew how to do this
'cause I've seen someone make an igloo
715
00:30:37,752 --> 00:30:40,839
on social media before
and I knew what to do.
716
00:30:40,839 --> 00:30:42,340
Look at the nose that I put on.
717
00:30:42,340 --> 00:30:43,842
I put it on [bleep] backwards.
718
00:30:43,842 --> 00:30:46,553
And I brought an empty [bleep] pot?
719
00:30:48,763 --> 00:30:50,849
Stupidity at its finest.
720
00:30:50,849 --> 00:30:53,226
Aw, what a cutie.
721
00:30:53,226 --> 00:30:56,187
I am so proud of us.
Me too!
722
00:30:56,187 --> 00:30:58,982
Obviously, we won.
There was literally not a question.
723
00:30:59,148 --> 00:31:00,775
Did you look at their snowman?
724
00:31:00,942 --> 00:31:02,819
It was impossible to see.
There was no snowman.
725
00:31:02,819 --> 00:31:05,530
It was ridiculous.
It was just a blob of snow.
726
00:31:05,530 --> 00:31:08,741
Ours was beautiful.
I hope he's still there.
727
00:31:09,617 --> 00:31:11,828
Well, I'm comin' back
to make this tough decision.
728
00:31:13,329 --> 00:31:15,373
What does your snowman look like?
729
00:31:15,373 --> 00:31:16,457
Shit.
730
00:31:17,041 --> 00:31:18,877
A big pile of shit.
731
00:31:18,877 --> 00:31:21,963
We are conceding the win to you guys.
732
00:31:21,963 --> 00:31:23,631
Let me put
this jacket on the champion.
733
00:31:23,631 --> 00:31:25,300
I'm actually impressed as well.
734
00:31:25,300 --> 00:31:27,343
I didn't think you two
morons had it in you.
735
00:31:27,343 --> 00:31:28,761
Morons?
736
00:31:28,761 --> 00:31:32,265
I mean, please.
Helen Keller knows that
737
00:31:32,265 --> 00:31:35,643
Kendall and Kimberly
are the winners of this competition.
738
00:31:35,643 --> 00:31:37,395
This way. Hold on. Ready?
739
00:31:37,395 --> 00:31:39,522
We did not need a judge for this one.
740
00:31:39,522 --> 00:31:40,815
There's no arguing.
741
00:31:41,149 --> 00:31:43,151
We won.
I don't even need to look at theirs.
742
00:31:43,151 --> 00:31:44,569
I know we won.
743
00:31:44,569 --> 00:31:46,696
Big fat losers.
744
00:31:46,696 --> 00:31:48,239
I'm not a loser.
745
00:31:52,410 --> 00:31:54,412
♪ Show me, show me what you got ♪
746
00:31:54,412 --> 00:31:55,955
♪ Show it off ♪
747
00:31:55,955 --> 00:31:59,542
This is the same suit basically,
but his is the men's version?
748
00:31:59,542 --> 00:32:01,044
Yeah.
You look really good.
749
00:32:01,044 --> 00:32:02,128
Thank you.
750
00:32:02,128 --> 00:32:05,173
I could start like this
and then I could open it up.
751
00:32:05,173 --> 00:32:06,257
Yeah.
752
00:32:06,257 --> 00:32:08,092
I just had a baby. I'm eating burritos.
753
00:32:08,092 --> 00:32:10,720
I ate Chinese food last night
754
00:32:10,720 --> 00:32:13,723
and if I knew it was gonna be open,
maybe I wouldn't have.
755
00:32:13,723 --> 00:32:18,770
Today is the Emmys.
Travis is drumming in the opening.
756
00:32:18,770 --> 00:32:22,023
We decided to come get ready at a hotel
757
00:32:22,023 --> 00:32:25,652
right next to the Emmys
so that the baby could be with us.
758
00:32:25,652 --> 00:32:29,948
This is the first big
public thing that I'm doing
759
00:32:29,948 --> 00:32:34,160
and this is our first real date night out
760
00:32:34,160 --> 00:32:35,870
after having a baby.
761
00:32:35,870 --> 00:32:39,874
What did we say?
I went to the Emmys 15 years ago...
762
00:32:39,874 --> 00:32:42,126
and the look was very different.
763
00:32:42,126 --> 00:32:43,294
What was your look?
764
00:32:43,294 --> 00:32:46,547
{\an8}I just wore this random gray--
765
00:32:46,547 --> 00:32:48,174
{\an8}I don't even know the designer.
766
00:32:48,174 --> 00:32:52,095
I don't even know where I got it
or how I even got dressed.
767
00:32:52,095 --> 00:32:55,264
I found a picture.
- Oh, so pretty.
768
00:32:55,264 --> 00:32:56,557
This hair.
769
00:32:56,557 --> 00:32:58,393
I'm here for the hair, though.
770
00:32:58,393 --> 00:33:00,895
I'm gonna call Kim and ask her.
771
00:33:01,604 --> 00:33:04,148
[over phone] Hello?
772
00:33:04,148 --> 00:33:07,318
{\an8}Hi. I am doing glam
for the Emmys.
773
00:33:07,318 --> 00:33:12,115
We were just thinking of how the only time
I went to the Emmys was with you.
774
00:33:12,115 --> 00:33:14,409
Do you remember?
And I was pregnant.
775
00:33:14,409 --> 00:33:18,037
You were invited with Ryan Seacrest,
but he only had one seat
776
00:33:18,037 --> 00:33:22,208
and I think I literally went with you
and did the red carpet and left.
777
00:33:22,208 --> 00:33:25,753
'Cause this was 2009
when I was pregnant with Mason.
778
00:33:25,753 --> 00:33:28,798
It was, like, a dark gray dress
with this ugly bangle.
779
00:33:28,798 --> 00:33:31,134
And I wore, like,
a white off-the-shoulder
780
00:33:31,134 --> 00:33:33,553
with, like, a bluish eye.
Yeah.
781
00:33:33,553 --> 00:33:36,431
And we got ready in your condo
782
00:33:36,431 --> 00:33:39,017
right down the street
in Calabasas in your kitchen.
783
00:33:39,017 --> 00:33:42,311
- What desperate people.
- I know. I was like, who--
784
00:33:42,311 --> 00:33:45,940
Imagine going to a red carpet and then--
And now, your husband
785
00:33:45,940 --> 00:33:47,942
is performing at the Emmys.
786
00:33:47,942 --> 00:33:49,610
He's openin' the show.
787
00:33:49,610 --> 00:33:52,405
'Kay. Can't wait
to see the final look. Call us.
788
00:33:52,405 --> 00:33:54,949
Okay... Love you. Bye.
Okay. Bye.
789
00:33:54,949 --> 00:34:00,079
I feel like I would never
be doing a red carpet right now
790
00:34:00,079 --> 00:34:04,667
if it wasn't Travis performing
and I'm, like, going to support him.
791
00:34:04,667 --> 00:34:06,627
Mm-hmm.
- Just life with a newborn,
792
00:34:06,627 --> 00:34:11,758
I, like... haven't really gone anywhere...
793
00:34:11,758 --> 00:34:14,677
Mm-hmm.
- ...besides Target once.
794
00:34:14,677 --> 00:34:20,016
It feels a little soon to be
doing something like this,
795
00:34:20,016 --> 00:34:23,102
but also know, okay, this is one hour.
796
00:34:23,102 --> 00:34:25,188
Enjoy it.
Be in that moment.
797
00:34:25,188 --> 00:34:28,316
Enjoy watching my husband
on stage, have fun,
798
00:34:28,441 --> 00:34:31,194
and then, back to my bubble.
799
00:34:31,194 --> 00:34:34,781
Glamming, pumping, breastfeeding.
800
00:34:34,781 --> 00:34:37,033
But you're doin' it, you're killing it.
801
00:34:37,283 --> 00:34:39,702
You're gonna see this pump basket a lot.
802
00:34:39,702 --> 00:34:43,414
That's, like, the hospital-grade
pump that you rent.
803
00:34:43,414 --> 00:34:45,583
- You--
- I rent it.
804
00:34:45,583 --> 00:34:48,753
So, I'm really not trying
to strike a balance right now.
805
00:34:48,753 --> 00:34:53,925
I'm just-- This is, like, a one-off.
Target was just a one-off.
806
00:34:53,925 --> 00:35:00,223
I feel lucky that I can have the choice
to not have to rush back to work.
807
00:35:00,223 --> 00:35:04,602
I want to fully raise my child
808
00:35:04,602 --> 00:35:06,771
and be a stay-at-home mom.
809
00:35:06,771 --> 00:35:08,481
You ready, my babe?
810
00:35:08,481 --> 00:35:09,982
Yeah, we're just gonna button up...
811
00:35:09,982 --> 00:35:11,067
- Okay.
- ...this now
812
00:35:11,067 --> 00:35:14,278
since I took some photos.
813
00:35:14,278 --> 00:35:16,989
- Nice.
- Noice.
814
00:35:24,789 --> 00:35:28,000
I'm not back.
I'm not back into the world.
815
00:35:28,000 --> 00:35:31,045
- Should we blow Rocky a kiss?
- Let's do it. I gave him one.
816
00:35:31,045 --> 00:35:32,547
You ready?
Yeah.
817
00:35:32,547 --> 00:35:33,631
Let's do it.
818
00:35:33,631 --> 00:35:37,885
But I wanna make the most
of... being at the Emmys
819
00:35:37,885 --> 00:35:39,846
and being present in that moment.
820
00:35:44,684 --> 00:35:47,145
♪ And we're always on the upswing ♪
821
00:35:48,020 --> 00:35:52,024
♪ When we're together,
we have everything ♪
822
00:35:54,861 --> 00:35:56,863
You guys, what a fun trip so far.
823
00:35:56,863 --> 00:35:59,574
So fun.
Mm-hmm.
824
00:36:00,158 --> 00:36:01,909
Alright, so, what are
we gon' do tomorrow?
825
00:36:01,909 --> 00:36:03,870
What time is our flight?
One o'clock.
826
00:36:03,870 --> 00:36:06,706
Corey and I are gonna do
a whole photo shoot.
827
00:36:06,706 --> 00:36:08,624
Okay, party animals.
828
00:36:08,624 --> 00:36:10,376
Alright.
- Let's [bleep] it up with the peak
829
00:36:10,376 --> 00:36:11,794
and the pit.
830
00:36:11,794 --> 00:36:16,841
Oh, I mean, the peak
was just how great skiing was.
831
00:36:16,841 --> 00:36:19,093
It just, like, honestly was so great.
832
00:36:19,093 --> 00:36:21,762
'Cause we came from our last ski trip--
Mom, you could have done it.
833
00:36:21,762 --> 00:36:23,806
- You really could have. Just one run.
- Yeah, yeah.
834
00:36:23,806 --> 00:36:28,102
- And what was the, the pit?
- The pit of my trip was that
835
00:36:28,102 --> 00:36:30,146
Kylie and Kourtney
and Rob weren't here.
836
00:36:30,146 --> 00:36:33,065
Aw. That's a great pit.
Aw.
837
00:36:33,065 --> 00:36:34,775
Bravo to you.
But everything about this
838
00:36:34,775 --> 00:36:37,528
little trip has been fantastic.
839
00:36:37,528 --> 00:36:40,448
Laying in bed
and watching my show uninterrupted.
840
00:36:40,448 --> 00:36:42,617
I haven't been able
to watch a show that I want
841
00:36:42,617 --> 00:36:45,786
that's, like, mature content of murders.
842
00:36:45,786 --> 00:36:48,748
'Cause you can't watch
murder shows in front of kids.
843
00:36:48,748 --> 00:36:51,959
I will say my pit is that
I fell out of the car,
844
00:36:51,959 --> 00:36:53,461
which none of you two assholes
845
00:36:53,461 --> 00:36:55,046
- even noticed when we got here.
- What?
846
00:36:55,046 --> 00:36:56,339
I'm gonna get a bruise--
No!
847
00:36:56,339 --> 00:36:58,633
But, like, I hurt my--
How did you fall?
848
00:36:58,633 --> 00:37:00,134
Oh, wait.
The ice.
849
00:37:00,134 --> 00:37:03,346
... Ah, [bleep]. Ooh.
850
00:37:03,346 --> 00:37:06,933
I slipped and you two
are just still like do-do-do.
851
00:37:06,933 --> 00:37:09,101
Like, I could literally be roadkill
852
00:37:09,101 --> 00:37:11,938
- and they would still go about their day.
- I didn't even see.
853
00:37:11,938 --> 00:37:15,566
You guys don't acknowledge me at all.
But that's fine. That's my pit.
854
00:37:15,566 --> 00:37:17,818
And then my peak is, I don't know,
855
00:37:17,818 --> 00:37:19,987
all of it was just so nice
to be with you guys.
856
00:37:19,987 --> 00:37:23,282
- We haven't done a ski trip in...
- A long time.
857
00:37:23,282 --> 00:37:24,784
...a really long time.
- Yeah.
858
00:37:24,784 --> 00:37:26,035
And just everything's been great.
859
00:37:26,035 --> 00:37:29,872
Okay. My peak was just
being here with all of you guys
860
00:37:29,872 --> 00:37:33,960
and the pit is that the rest
of the family's not here. Same.
861
00:37:34,919 --> 00:37:39,757
Um, I wanted to tell you guys something
because I hadn't told you yet, but...
862
00:37:41,050 --> 00:37:45,054
you know, I went to the doctor
and I had my scan.
863
00:37:48,099 --> 00:37:49,809
They found,
864
00:37:49,809 --> 00:37:52,770
and this just makes
me really emotional, but...
865
00:37:58,901 --> 00:38:04,198
They found a cyst and, like,
a little tumor... on my ovary.
866
00:38:04,198 --> 00:38:07,618
And so, I went to the doctor
and Dr. A said that
867
00:38:07,618 --> 00:38:11,330
I've gotta have my ovaries taken out.
868
00:38:12,498 --> 00:38:14,709
I'm just really emotional
about it because,
869
00:38:14,709 --> 00:38:17,628
you know, they came
in handy with you guys.
870
00:38:18,754 --> 00:38:20,214
I'm emotional about it
871
00:38:20,506 --> 00:38:24,593
because that's where
all my kids were conceived
872
00:38:24,593 --> 00:38:28,264
and that's where they
were grown, in my tummy.
873
00:38:28,264 --> 00:38:32,184
And so, this very sacred place to me.
874
00:38:33,811 --> 00:38:35,229
Kourt's calling.
875
00:38:35,229 --> 00:38:37,189
{\an8}- Do you wanna tell Kourt?
- Yeah.
876
00:38:37,189 --> 00:38:39,275
{\an8}- Hi.
- Hi!
877
00:38:39,275 --> 00:38:41,110
Um...
- She's still using hers.
878
00:38:41,110 --> 00:38:44,322
{\an8}...Mom was just telling us
something about her health.
879
00:38:45,156 --> 00:38:46,574
About my health?
880
00:38:46,574 --> 00:38:47,992
Her health.
881
00:38:47,992 --> 00:38:49,577
Do you want to hear it?
882
00:38:49,577 --> 00:38:53,039
Oh. Yeah.
I'm here with my four kids. Is that okay?
883
00:38:53,039 --> 00:38:56,083
Yeah. I'm just getting
a little bit of surgery
884
00:38:56,083 --> 00:38:59,837
because I have a tumor on my ovaries,
885
00:38:59,837 --> 00:39:03,674
- so they're gonna remove them and--
- Remove your ovaries?
886
00:39:03,674 --> 00:39:04,967
Yeah.
887
00:39:05,801 --> 00:39:09,722
But it's just, you know,
the emotional part for me is...
888
00:39:10,556 --> 00:39:13,768
just having that gone.
889
00:39:14,935 --> 00:39:19,023
To have a surgery and remove
your ovaries is, like, a really big deal.
890
00:39:19,023 --> 00:39:21,108
I feel really sad for her, ya know?
891
00:39:21,108 --> 00:39:24,695
I couldn't even imagine
being in that situation and how, like,
892
00:39:24,695 --> 00:39:27,907
you would feel really scared
to be going through that.
893
00:39:27,907 --> 00:39:29,992
Listen, if I can get
through the hip replacement,
894
00:39:29,992 --> 00:39:31,494
I can get through this.
895
00:39:31,494 --> 00:39:34,080
I don't even--
I'm not nervous to be put to sleep.
896
00:39:34,080 --> 00:39:37,416
I'm not nervous with Doctor A,
she's the best doctor in the world.
897
00:39:37,416 --> 00:39:39,335
But then you go to do it
and you're like...
898
00:39:39,335 --> 00:39:41,962
I would feel the same way.
- ...it's so real.
899
00:39:41,962 --> 00:39:45,716
I mean, I totally understand
how my mom is feeling
900
00:39:45,716 --> 00:39:48,803
because I would feel the same way.
901
00:39:48,803 --> 00:39:54,767
It's like... your womanly power.
902
00:39:54,767 --> 00:39:59,063
And it doesn't mean that it's,
like, taking away, you know,
903
00:39:59,063 --> 00:40:01,482
who she is or what she's experienced,
904
00:40:01,482 --> 00:40:06,362
but I would feel this, like,
sentimental feeling
905
00:40:06,362 --> 00:40:09,365
of what it's created.
906
00:40:09,365 --> 00:40:14,370
It's also a thing about getting older
and it's, like, a sign of, like,
907
00:40:14,370 --> 00:40:17,123
you-- we're done with this,
you know, part of your life.
908
00:40:17,123 --> 00:40:20,543
- It's a whole chapter that's just closed.
- Oh, my God.
909
00:40:20,543 --> 00:40:24,130
I get her emotion behind it.
I get that it's, like, um, sad
910
00:40:24,130 --> 00:40:27,716
because they have brought,
ya know, all her kids into the world,
911
00:40:27,716 --> 00:40:29,927
which is totally fair,
but at the same time, like,
912
00:40:29,927 --> 00:40:31,679
what are we gonna use those for anymore?
913
00:40:31,679 --> 00:40:34,432
If they're potentially hurting you,
let's get 'em outta there.
914
00:40:34,432 --> 00:40:36,142
- It's so silly.
- You're gonna be okay.
915
00:40:36,142 --> 00:40:38,144
I'm sorry.
I love you.
916
00:40:38,144 --> 00:40:39,728
It's just the dumbest thing.
917
00:40:39,728 --> 00:40:42,022
But I love you guys
and I just wanted you to know.
918
00:40:42,022 --> 00:40:44,608
Should we have a "farewell ovaries" party?
919
00:40:44,608 --> 00:40:46,110
- Oh, my God!
- I think we should.
920
00:40:46,110 --> 00:40:48,195
And we should eat
everything in the shape of--
921
00:40:48,195 --> 00:40:50,698
Ugh. But let's have an ovary party.
922
00:40:50,698 --> 00:40:52,074
Kourtney, you have to be there.
923
00:40:52,074 --> 00:40:54,243
That's funny.
I'll be there.
924
00:40:54,243 --> 00:40:56,328
Well, I love you guys and I miss you.
925
00:40:56,328 --> 00:40:58,539
We love you.
- We wish you were here.
926
00:40:58,539 --> 00:41:00,458
Bye.
- Bye.
927
00:41:00,458 --> 00:41:02,751
Well, I have somethin'
to help your energy.
928
00:41:02,751 --> 00:41:04,253
What are you doing?
929
00:41:04,253 --> 00:41:05,838
I bought you a gift.
930
00:41:05,838 --> 00:41:07,715
- What?
- I don't want you to be sad.
931
00:41:07,715 --> 00:41:09,925
I'm gonna be fine.
I have you guys.
932
00:41:09,925 --> 00:41:12,386
Babe, you gonna cry
at least 15 more times,
933
00:41:12,386 --> 00:41:13,888
so I just want you to have a gift.
934
00:41:13,888 --> 00:41:16,432
So he got you some Prada tissues.
935
00:41:16,849 --> 00:41:19,101
- There you go.
- Corey!
936
00:41:19,101 --> 00:41:20,978
Love it.
937
00:41:20,978 --> 00:41:22,897
Babe!
Oh, my God.
938
00:41:22,897 --> 00:41:26,192
Oh, my God!
Now those tears
939
00:41:26,192 --> 00:41:27,902
- are all gone.
- Crocodile tears.
940
00:41:27,902 --> 00:41:32,281
This trip did not start off...
so happy-go-lucky,
941
00:41:32,281 --> 00:41:35,367
but it's ending on a high note,
and I loved--
942
00:41:35,367 --> 00:41:37,536
I-- You know what?
I even loved the annoying parts.
943
00:41:37,536 --> 00:41:38,913
This has been a great trip.
944
00:41:38,913 --> 00:41:40,456
It fits perfect.
945
00:41:40,456 --> 00:41:42,750
I'm so happy we all went to Aspen.
946
00:41:42,750 --> 00:41:45,711
I mean, even though I give Khloé
a hard time for her ways,
947
00:41:45,711 --> 00:41:47,004
I'm so happy we're all here.
948
00:41:47,004 --> 00:41:50,466
I think these trips are just
so necessary for us as a family.
949
00:41:50,466 --> 00:41:54,887
It's important to reset
and just live a little.
950
00:41:54,887 --> 00:41:56,388
Oh, my God, it's amazing.
951
00:41:56,388 --> 00:41:58,224
I love this.
952
00:41:58,224 --> 00:42:01,894
People often ask me,
what is the best job I've ever had?
953
00:42:01,894 --> 00:42:03,979
And I've always said, "Mom."
954
00:42:03,979 --> 00:42:06,524
The biggest blessing in my life
955
00:42:06,524 --> 00:42:10,069
was being able to give birth
to six beautiful kids.
956
00:42:10,069 --> 00:42:12,780
And I wish Rob, Kourtney,
and Kylie could've been here,
957
00:42:12,780 --> 00:42:15,991
but there will be many more
fabulous family vacations.
958
00:42:15,991 --> 00:42:17,868
I love that you're not sad anymore.
959
00:42:17,868 --> 00:42:19,161
I'm not sad anymore.
960
00:42:19,161 --> 00:42:21,747
It's amazing how
new clothes fix everything.
961
00:42:29,255 --> 00:42:31,257
{\an8}Next on The Kardashians...
962
00:42:31,257 --> 00:42:33,551
Your procedure is when?
It's next Wednesday.
963
00:42:33,551 --> 00:42:36,762
I always consider myself
prepared for just about anything.
964
00:42:36,762 --> 00:42:40,224
It started out as, like,
just getting some ovaries removed
965
00:42:40,224 --> 00:42:42,518
and then today I got a phone call.
966
00:42:42,851 --> 00:42:44,937
I feel like Australia will be good.
Yeah.
967
00:42:44,937 --> 00:42:47,648
To be with all my kids
and no distractions.
968
00:42:47,648 --> 00:42:48,732
No distractions.
969
00:42:48,732 --> 00:42:50,943
Do you think I should
definitely be going?
970
00:42:50,943 --> 00:42:54,196
- Yeah. Why?
- There's no paparazzi rules.
971
00:42:54,196 --> 00:42:56,699
I'm starting to get a bit of anxiety.
972
00:42:56,699 --> 00:43:00,119
Rocky hasn't been seen.
I'm torn.
973
00:43:00,119 --> 00:43:02,663
I'm meeting with Gypsy Rose Blanchard.
974
00:43:02,663 --> 00:43:05,124
I think she can help, but I'm fascinated.
975
00:43:05,124 --> 00:43:07,084
- Hi, Gypsy.
- Hi!
976
00:43:13,173 --> 00:43:14,925
♪ Move some,
we can feel the mood come ♪
977
00:43:14,925 --> 00:43:16,135
♪ If you wanna do some ♪
978
00:43:16,135 --> 00:43:17,469
♪ I can feel we vibe in the night ♪
979
00:43:17,469 --> 00:43:18,554
♪ Where are you from ♪
980
00:43:18,554 --> 00:43:20,055
♪ We can do the bass now, move it ♪
981
00:43:20,055 --> 00:43:21,223
♪ Come on over, turn around ♪
982
00:43:21,223 --> 00:43:22,850
♪ And let me see you throw it down right ♪
983
00:43:22,850 --> 00:43:25,269
♪ Well, girl, you're lookin' fly
like a space-bound missile ♪
984
00:43:25,269 --> 00:43:27,563
♪ Diamond in the sky,
see you comin' my way ♪
985
00:43:27,563 --> 00:43:29,857
♪ I'm already airborne,
meet me in the middle ♪
986
00:43:29,857 --> 00:43:31,859
♪ Won't you come around
I'ma wanna stay ♪
987
00:43:31,859 --> 00:43:33,360
♪ But you know it's a good time ♪
988
00:43:33,360 --> 00:43:34,737
- ♪ Yeah ♪
- ♪ I'm on cloud nine ♪
989
00:43:34,737 --> 00:43:36,780
- ♪ Woo! ♪
- ♪ When you move your body like that ♪
990
00:43:36,780 --> 00:43:38,157
♪ Brighter than the sunshine ♪
991
00:43:38,157 --> 00:43:39,575
- ♪ Yeah ♪
- ♪ It's a good time ♪
992
00:43:39,575 --> 00:43:41,410
♪ When you move your body like that ♪
993
00:43:41,410 --> 00:43:43,621
♪ La da di da, la da di da ♪
994
00:43:43,621 --> 00:43:46,040
- ♪ Woo! ♪
- ♪ La di da-da-da-da-da-da ♪
995
00:43:46,040 --> 00:43:48,500
- ♪ La da di da, la da di da ♪
- ♪ Yeah! ♪
996
00:43:48,500 --> 00:43:51,211
♪ When you move your body like that ♪