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{\an8}Previously on The Kardashians...
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I wanna have another baby.
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- So, are we looking for a man?
- No.
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Find some friends with benefits,
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and then we need a turkey baster.
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Being busy and working is my happy place.
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You were really, really good,
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to the point that they
called me, are like,
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"Do you think Kim would
wanna do her own show?"
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, what did I get
myself into?
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I am in my actress era.
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We're on baby watch. That's what we're
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dedicating our lives to.
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I have, like, "pinch me"
moments where I'm like,
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"Wait, we're really having a baby."
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What if you have your baby on Halloween?
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Who wouldn't want Halloween?
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It's one of my favorite holidays.
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- You're a better girl than I.
We knew that.
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♪ It's givin' glorious ♪
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♪ And a bag that's mad luxurious ♪
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♪ Like B to the I to the G ♪
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♪ Look at me, do your thing,
we so notorious, notorious ♪
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♪ Like, I just wanna see ya drop that ♪
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♪ Drop that ♪
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Oh, my gosh, this is crazy.
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We're just, like, in the street.
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There's nothing like
a Balenciaga show.
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Thanks for having me. Woo, are you okay?
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Yep.
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We're here in Beverly Hills,
and it's the Balenciaga show.
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They've closed down all of the streets.
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Every Balenciaga show is such a moment,
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so it's really fun
to see it all come to life.
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♪ Drop that ♪
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Khloé didn't come?
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Khloé, last minute, did not come
when she heard it was...
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Daylight.
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Oh, my gosh, Khloé.
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In outdoor daylight.
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I think Khloé has agoraphobia.
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Agoraphobia is the fear
of leaving your house,
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and Khloé has it.
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And I get it, but it's time
to break out of it.
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{\an8}You'll have to be in full Balenciaga.
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{\an8}I need to do a lifers...
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Balenciaga sponsored lifers dinner.
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With you guys.
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- That would be my dream.
- You should put us all in Balenciaga.
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That would be my dream.
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So, I am now the brand
ambassador for Balenciaga.
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I feel like people thought I was
this whole time.
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I'm hoping that it's not gonna add so much
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because I have so much going on.
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I have a script for a comedy
that I'm gonna pitch.
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And I'm really nervous about that.
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I haven't really done
that circuit of, like,
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pitching movies,
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and it's kind of crazy and surreal.
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♪ Oh baby, you so hot,
hot, hot, hot, hot, hot ♪
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{\an8}♪ It's obvious, period dot,
dot, dot, dot, dot ♪
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{\an8}♪ You so hot,
hot, hot, hot, hot, hot ♪
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♪ You hit me like a shot ♪
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It's always so much fun
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to be a part of a show like this
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'cause there's so much going on.
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There's so many people. The models.
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You get to see all the hard work that
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your friends have been working on.
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It's just so fun
to see it all come together.
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So great.
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Queens.
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Now I have to rush home,
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and I have to really
prepare myself for my pitches
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to all the studios.
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And I just have to make sure that
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everything goes okay.
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♪ Oh, I'ma take you down ♪
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♪ Oh, I'ma take you ♪
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{\an8}♪ Every time that we come around ♪
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♪ I'ma take you down,
oh, I'ma take you down ♪
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I love her.
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Isn't she the best? Look at her eyes.
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She looks like a person.
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Hello, I love you.
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{\an8}- I think she needs to meet Bridgette.
- Bridgette.
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{\an8}Kylie and I have been asking my mom--
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she has a poodle that she
rescued a few years ago named Bridgette,
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and Kylie and I think
it would be really cute,
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like, I've always loved
poodles that have, like,
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a traditional poodle cut with,
like, the fluffy paws,
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the short hair on the main body,
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and she wouldn't cut Bridgette that way.
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And so, Kylie and I wanna just
do it without telling her,
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- but I'm kinda scared.
- But is it--
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Why are you nervous?
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I'm nervous. I just don't wanna
make her actually upset.
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That would be a problem.
My mom has no clue.
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I think we just have to go and
do it before they think about it too much.
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Okay. I mean, it's hair, it grows back.
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Kylie and I, we love a good prank.
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And we are on a mission today.
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I just think hair grows.
Like, why not at least try?
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I'm seriously nervous.
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I'd be upset if someone cut my dog
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and I knew they didn't
want that hairstyle.
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On a scale from 1 to 10,
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like 10 being she's gonna be super mad,
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where do you put your mom?
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Well, because the cameras will be on her,
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I don't think she'll get that mad,
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to be honest with you.
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She'll play it cool,
but then she'll call us later
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and be like, "Why the [bleep]?"
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Let's go.
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I think that I'm good at pranks.
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Have your sisters
ever pranked you?
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I don't think my sisters have pranked me,
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but don't get any ideas.
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Hello?
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Corey's definitely
gatekeeping her.
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Bridgette?!
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[softly] Bridgette.
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- Bridgette.
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Come here.
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Hi.
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Look, this is Circus.
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Should we just take her and
see what they say?
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Kendall, look, she's so skinny.
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She has no hair.
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Well shit, Bridgette
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She's gonna look real silly.
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I don't know if it's gonna work.
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There's no way.
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She doesn't have enough hair.
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. Should we try? I don't know.
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No, cause she's going to look bald.
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Whatch y'all doing?
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Hey.
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Where's my dog?
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Our prank was an epic fail.
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What are you guys doing here?
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Hi, hi. Oh, she loves me.
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- You tell her.
- We came over here to steal Bridgette.
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And the groomer's waiting
at my house to cut her like a poodle.
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Now she doesn't have any hair.
- Stop.
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And Corey was kind
of more upset.
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- Oh, babe. His baby. Oh, my God.
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You guys didn't get to prank me.
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How can you not prank me? It's so easy.
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But this is the worst execution of a prank
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I have ever witnessed in my life.
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I mean, be a little more sneaky.
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Open the back door. Grab the dog.
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Throw it in the car.
Drive down the street.
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What the [bleep] is wrong with you guys?
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I have raised you smarter than this, okay?
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So, you're gonna have
to think of somethin' else.
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This wasn't the-- our best prank anyway.
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So, we're gonna come back
and we're gonna do something...
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major.
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Do you want a little
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- thing of chocolates?
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- I have the hiccups.
- That's your hiccup?
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- Mm-hmm.
Mine too, by the way.
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You sound like a mouse.
- I know.
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I have the same hiccups.
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- How do I not know that?
Oh, I gotta go.
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- Bye, Bridgette girl.
Bye! A for effort!
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Love you guys.
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Bye.
- That's wild.
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♪ Move it ♪
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So, prank failed.
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But my appreciation
for Kendall and my love for her
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grows every day.
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We are all so busy,
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it's hard to get us
all in a room together,
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so whenever we get the opportunity,
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it feels good to be together.
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- Well, that was a failure.
- Yeah.
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We're the worst prankers.
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But I love hanging out with you.
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- Me too.
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- No, but, um--
- Sorry, I'm so tired.
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I know.
- How's everything going?
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It's, like, a miracle
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that I still have confidence
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and I could still,
like, look in the mirror
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and think that... I'm pretty
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because I just feel like after Paris
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there was, like, this picture,
which, for the first time,
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I was like, "Okay, we're not
gonna wear a lotta makeup."
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So it's like I'm trying to--
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It's like I'm-- wear too much makeup,
and it's like,
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-"You're wearing too much makeup."
- Yeah.
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Then I go and I don't wear a lotta makeup,
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and someone catches me in,
like, a weird light.
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You can look at pictures since I'm 13.
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I just have these lines.
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- But I've had them since I was a child.
- Yeah.
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I've just like--
I hear nasty things about myself
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all the time.
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What is it about
these particular headlines
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that's making you feel vulnerable?
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I don't think it's
this particular headline
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that makes me feel vulnerable
or hits me harder.
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I think it's just after 10 years
of hearing about it,
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10-plus years, it's--
it just gets exhausting.
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I'm kind of, like, so numb
to people talking about...
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Mm-hmm.
- ...my looks at this point.
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And I just wanna know why on the internet
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no one says anything
or think that it's okay.
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Well, I think that's a
general thing with our family.
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- We're dehumanized. Like, they don't...
- Yeah.
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...think that there's any rules with us.
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Whereas, like, if you talked
the same way you do about us
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about any other woman,
people would come to their defense
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- all day long. But for some reason...
- Yeah.
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...with us, it's like they don't
think we have any feelings.
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I went on a journey
the last year, dissolving,
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- like, half my lip filler.
- Mm.
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I hate even having this conversation
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over and over and
over again because it feels
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like it's a waste of my breath
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because I think, with me,
it's just never gonna change.
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But it's... It's just been...
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You're gonna make me cry.
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I'm just, like, why do people think
it's okay to talk about me?
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This is like therapy.
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- You know when you're in therapy...
- It's okay.
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...and you start talking about something?
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Like, I've never cried about this before,
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but I guess it does affect me.
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It's okay... It would affect anyone.
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And then I see some com--
I'll see some comments and it's like,
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where some people will be like,
"This is really mean," and defend me.
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Like, "Why are we talking
about her looks?"
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- Yeah.
-"It's 2024."
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- Yeah.
- And then I'll see other comments like,
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"Because she did it to herself.
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She [bleep] up her face,
she has so much surgery,"
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and I'm like...
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I just-- Even if I did get
so much surgery and I have this
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and I got all these things,
I still don't think it's okay
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- to talk about someone's looks.
- I agree.
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People have been
talking about my looks
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- since I was 12, 13.
- Yeah.
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Before I even got lip filler...
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- Yeah. Yeah.
- ...people talked about my looks.
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So, it's like--
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And it's just so hurtful. "I look old."
252
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- I see it under every post. I'm like--
- I'm not even just saying this.
253
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You've never looked younger
and you've never looked better.
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Thank you.
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I think that I'm really strong,
256
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and I was put in this
position for a reason.
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I do think of myself
as a confident person.
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I'm, like, so grateful,
so blessed that I can wake up
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and look in the mirror and,
like, en-- like what I see
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and think that I'm beautiful.
261
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But I'm also human and there's only
so much someone can take.
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Considering we're not gonna
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change anyone's opinions or minds,
264
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- no matter how much we talk about it...
- Yeah.
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...everyone's gonna think
I've had a full facial reconstruction
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and so have you.
Like, nobody's gonna think differently.
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It's just, like, I think it's become--
Like, our family's been,
268
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you know, in the industry
for a long time and it's never stopped.
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- So, I think it's, like, sadly, sadly...
- Mm-hmm.
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...it's something that we
just have to, like,
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really grow tough skin on.
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I just-- I always keep, keep it pushin'.
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I have to. Like, I cannot
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let the comments get me down.
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I have shit to do.
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Rise above.
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Um, should we go to dinner?
'Cause it's 6:20.
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- Yeah, this was a good therapy session.
- It was great.
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♪ I'm still alive ♪
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♪ Oh, can you feel it, feel it ♪
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What time's the meeting, 2:30?
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2:30 ya.
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We'll be there around 2:22.
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Today I'm going to five studios
to pitch this movie idea.
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A comedy called The Fifth Wheel.
286
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{\an8}I'm almost there.
287
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[over phone] Oh, my God,
I'm so excited for you right now.
288
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I love it. You're 15 minutes from go time.
289
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- I know.
How you feelin'?
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I feel good.
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I'm going with the writers,
Paula Pell and Janine Brito.
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They've written all of the funniest movies
and TV shows,
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so we are gonna go from studio to studio
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and see if anyone likes it.
295
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I know you're more nervous than me.
296
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[over phone] I'm not nervous.
297
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I am excited for you.
298
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I was not expecting
this career turn.
299
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It really did take me by surprise.
300
00:13:36,982 --> 00:13:41,278
And I think we all have
Brad Slater to thank for this.
301
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He's my agent.
302
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If in life, you have someone
that believes in you,
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you want a Brad Slater in your corner.
304
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He thinks the world of me.
I'm like, "Brad..." He's the best.
305
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You should take a few minutes
306
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when you drive on the lot,
307
00:13:54,416 --> 00:13:56,919
and, like, you've experienced
so much in your life,
308
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but you haven't done this.
309
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You haven't gone around to movie studios
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and pitched a movie
that's being written for you,
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and it's fun.
312
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So, just have fun,
313
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- and it's gonna be amazing.
- Totally.
314
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- Totally.
I'm excited.
315
00:14:07,847 --> 00:14:09,557
I have no nerves 'cause I know what's
gonna happen.
316
00:14:09,557 --> 00:14:11,016
Yeah.
I guess, you know what it is?
317
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I don't get excited
until things really happen,
318
00:14:14,353 --> 00:14:16,689
- so that I don't get let down.
Yeah.
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If it happens and it works out,
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I will feel very accomplished and
321
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I will feel really fulfilled.
322
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But who knows?
323
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Thank you.
324
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{\an8}♪ Don't stop, don't stop ♪
325
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{\an8}♪ Keep it up, don't stop ♪
326
00:14:36,292 --> 00:14:38,377
{\an8}♪ Keep it up,
don't stop ♪
327
00:14:39,003 --> 00:14:40,296
Breaking news, guys.
328
00:14:40,296 --> 00:14:43,799
I am leaving Hidden Hills,
but I'm not gonna go far
329
00:14:43,799 --> 00:14:47,136
because Kourtney could be
in labor any day now,
330
00:14:47,136 --> 00:14:48,429
and I need to stay local.
331
00:14:48,721 --> 00:14:50,639
That's my current excuse.
332
00:14:50,639 --> 00:14:52,725
I'm not used to being
in the front seat of this car.
333
00:14:52,725 --> 00:14:54,059
I'm normally in the back.
334
00:14:54,059 --> 00:14:55,728
Oh, my apologies for
335
00:14:55,728 --> 00:14:57,187
- not having a real driver.
- I mean...
336
00:14:57,187 --> 00:14:58,898
I mean...
337
00:14:58,898 --> 00:15:01,442
Malika and I
are gonna go to Underwood Farms
338
00:15:01,442 --> 00:15:03,402
to look at some miniature goats.
339
00:15:03,402 --> 00:15:05,112
I don't think True wants a baby goat,
340
00:15:05,112 --> 00:15:07,323
but I want one for her.
341
00:15:15,247 --> 00:15:18,334
Last night,
we ended up going to Warwick.
342
00:15:18,334 --> 00:15:20,044
This one guy, he tried to kiss me.
343
00:15:20,044 --> 00:15:22,338
I was like, "What is ha--" I was like--
344
00:15:23,297 --> 00:15:25,799
I gave him my cheek, like, three times.
345
00:15:25,799 --> 00:15:27,301
- He was like--
- Well, the kissing thing is
346
00:15:27,301 --> 00:15:29,219
- a little aggressive...
- No, I'm just like--
347
00:15:29,219 --> 00:15:32,389
- ...but I'm also sorta here for it.
- I'm not. I'm like, "Sir..."
348
00:15:32,389 --> 00:15:36,101
I think as long as you open
yourself up to the universe,
349
00:15:36,101 --> 00:15:38,103
- the universe will do its thing.
- Yeah.
350
00:15:38,103 --> 00:15:41,440
But I'm not open for business. You are.
351
00:15:42,024 --> 00:15:46,445
As you guys know, Malika is
one of my besties since I've been 14.
352
00:15:46,445 --> 00:15:50,407
I mean, Malika is not hard
to love and want to be with.
353
00:15:50,699 --> 00:15:52,618
She has decided against the sperm bank,
354
00:15:52,618 --> 00:15:55,663
which I am happy for just 'cause I think
355
00:15:55,663 --> 00:15:57,998
we haven't exhausted all options yet.
356
00:15:58,332 --> 00:16:00,542
And so, I think the second that Malika
357
00:16:00,542 --> 00:16:02,711
got out of her own way,
358
00:16:03,587 --> 00:16:05,631
like, these men are
throwing themselves at her,
359
00:16:05,631 --> 00:16:07,424
and who wouldn't?
360
00:16:07,424 --> 00:16:09,259
He never stopped texting me last night.
361
00:16:09,259 --> 00:16:11,136
I just didn't respond.
362
00:16:11,136 --> 00:16:12,805
Oh, I love
363
00:16:12,805 --> 00:16:14,807
a person that knows what they want.
364
00:16:14,807 --> 00:16:17,309
I think, like,
the best thing Lamar did wa--
365
00:16:17,309 --> 00:16:19,103
not the best thing,
he did a lotta good things,
366
00:16:19,103 --> 00:16:23,065
but, like, when I wouldn't
give him my number
367
00:16:23,065 --> 00:16:26,318
and then he found out that
we had the same business manager
368
00:16:26,318 --> 00:16:29,363
and then was hounding Lester for my info.
369
00:16:29,363 --> 00:16:31,532
- Right.
- It was, like, a turn on, it's sexy.
370
00:16:31,532 --> 00:16:34,243
- Like--
- You like when someone likes you. Like--
371
00:16:34,243 --> 00:16:36,328
You want a little aggressiveness.
372
00:16:36,787 --> 00:16:38,330
Maybe what you need to see
373
00:16:38,330 --> 00:16:39,832
is me hop out there.
374
00:16:39,832 --> 00:16:41,083
Don't worry, I'll go check it out
375
00:16:41,083 --> 00:16:43,377
- for us and see what's up.
- Yeah, no, I also don't think it's good
376
00:16:43,377 --> 00:16:45,879
- when we're both comfortable being single.
- No, no, no, that's not--
377
00:16:45,879 --> 00:16:47,715
- Like, without wanting to date--
- That's not healthy.
378
00:16:47,715 --> 00:16:49,842
Do you remember how much
fun we used to have?
379
00:16:49,842 --> 00:16:51,176
Of course!
380
00:16:51,176 --> 00:16:53,345
- Hello, we were the queens of the night.
- I know, what if we--
381
00:16:53,345 --> 00:16:55,514
Like Whitney Houston.
We can get back there,
382
00:16:55,931 --> 00:16:57,683
but now we can do it even better.
383
00:16:57,683 --> 00:16:59,435
No, it's a scary world out there.
384
00:16:59,435 --> 00:17:00,894
There's phones everywhere.
385
00:17:00,894 --> 00:17:02,354
I'm just like, "Can't a girl
386
00:17:02,354 --> 00:17:04,982
- figure out her life in privacy?"
- Just don't handle things the same.
387
00:17:04,982 --> 00:17:08,068
You know, you just have
to do things differently.
388
00:17:08,068 --> 00:17:10,487
I definitely think what
I've been through is a factor
389
00:17:10,487 --> 00:17:13,115
why I'm not just like,
"Let's just start dating again."
390
00:17:13,115 --> 00:17:15,200
I don't wanna [bleep] up my kids.
391
00:17:15,200 --> 00:17:17,661
So much that's already transpired
392
00:17:17,661 --> 00:17:19,496
can potentially [bleep] them up
393
00:17:19,496 --> 00:17:21,081
that I don't wanna add to that by, like,
394
00:17:21,081 --> 00:17:23,167
bringing somebody new to the mix.
395
00:17:23,167 --> 00:17:25,627
'Cause, so far, people
have been very disappointing.
396
00:17:26,003 --> 00:17:27,796
I'm just not gonna open myself up
397
00:17:27,796 --> 00:17:30,215
the same way that I once did,
398
00:17:30,215 --> 00:17:31,967
but I don't think there's
anything wrong with that.
399
00:17:31,967 --> 00:17:33,927
I also think that's, like,
what growing up is.
400
00:17:33,927 --> 00:17:35,387
You learn to protect yourself,
401
00:17:35,387 --> 00:17:38,682
and... I don't think this is a bad thing.
402
00:17:39,058 --> 00:17:40,476
Maybe after the new year,
403
00:17:40,476 --> 00:17:43,687
but right now,
I am so not even in the mood.
404
00:17:43,687 --> 00:17:45,773
But that's okay, you get your [bleep] wet
405
00:17:45,773 --> 00:17:46,982
and tell me how it is.
406
00:17:46,982 --> 00:17:49,318
I will definitely tell you how it is.
407
00:17:49,318 --> 00:17:51,737
You better talk about it.
408
00:17:52,112 --> 00:17:53,489
Why is it saying get off at Agoura?
409
00:17:53,489 --> 00:17:54,698
Is this where we're going?
410
00:17:54,698 --> 00:17:56,366
We're going to buy a goat.
411
00:17:56,366 --> 00:17:59,161
- Wait, are you really gonna buy a goat?
412
00:17:59,161 --> 00:18:01,872
I think I might not be
able to leave it here.
413
00:18:16,762 --> 00:18:19,723
- How far away is the next location?
- Ten minutes.
414
00:18:23,977 --> 00:18:27,856
Today, I'm pitching to
five different studios.
415
00:18:27,856 --> 00:18:29,566
And I'm on the way to the next meeting.
416
00:18:29,566 --> 00:18:31,068
This is just new to me.
417
00:18:31,068 --> 00:18:34,571
I am a little bit green to this.
418
00:18:37,157 --> 00:18:38,283
Tell me.
419
00:18:38,867 --> 00:18:40,202
{\an8}Pitch one down.
420
00:18:40,953 --> 00:18:42,955
[over phone] And?
- I mean, I-I think it went great.
421
00:18:42,955 --> 00:18:45,707
{\an8}I don't know how these work.
422
00:18:45,707 --> 00:18:47,918
They just loved all the character.
423
00:18:47,918 --> 00:18:49,545
They were, like, laughing out loud.
424
00:18:49,545 --> 00:18:50,963
- And they were like...
Yes.
425
00:18:50,963 --> 00:18:52,798
..."What I love about this is the heart."
426
00:18:52,798 --> 00:18:55,175
And I just, at the end, I was
like, "Listen, guys, like,
427
00:18:55,175 --> 00:18:58,011
"we have so much going on here that, like,
428
00:18:58,011 --> 00:19:01,890
"unless we're gonna be, like,
the biggest commercial movie
429
00:19:01,890 --> 00:19:05,561
"and break the internet and have the best
cast ever,
430
00:19:05,561 --> 00:19:07,271
"I don't have time.
431
00:19:07,271 --> 00:19:09,731
Yeah.
-"So, like, I'll give it my all
432
00:19:09,731 --> 00:19:11,483
if it's major."
433
00:19:11,483 --> 00:19:14,695
I love that.
- And I feel like this is major, you know?
434
00:19:14,695 --> 00:19:17,114
I love it. They must've
loved that.
435
00:19:17,281 --> 00:19:19,158
Yeah.
Just keep sellin' it,
436
00:19:19,158 --> 00:19:21,618
and, um, I'll hit you with any updates.
437
00:19:21,618 --> 00:19:23,662
- Call me after the next one.
- Okay, perfect.
438
00:19:23,662 --> 00:19:25,873
So, if I think about
something that I have to give up
439
00:19:25,873 --> 00:19:27,708
in order to film these projects,
440
00:19:27,708 --> 00:19:30,961
I mean, I have SKIMS, I have SKKN.
441
00:19:30,961 --> 00:19:33,130
I wanna start two more businesses.
442
00:19:33,130 --> 00:19:35,340
I'm definitely gonna have
to give something up.
443
00:19:35,340 --> 00:19:37,718
What do you think is
the first thing to go?
444
00:19:38,010 --> 00:19:39,303
My sleep.
445
00:19:39,303 --> 00:19:40,929
Congrats, first one's down.
446
00:19:40,929 --> 00:19:42,931
I expect to be hearing from them today.
447
00:19:42,931 --> 00:19:44,725
Ugh, I can't--
You have to tell me,
448
00:19:44,725 --> 00:19:47,603
uh, 'cause, like, this is
just so nerve-racking to me.
449
00:19:52,566 --> 00:19:54,234
♪ Are you ready, yeah ♪
450
00:19:54,234 --> 00:19:56,403
♪ Now you got it
nobody gonna stop us ♪
451
00:20:08,999 --> 00:20:11,168
Oh, how cute is this place?
452
00:20:11,168 --> 00:20:14,838
Malika and I, we just have
so much fun together.
453
00:20:14,838 --> 00:20:18,634
Like, we just get each other's vibrations.
454
00:20:21,511 --> 00:20:23,305
Cock-a-doodle-doo.
455
00:20:28,769 --> 00:20:32,397
Come on, Malika. Oh, hi, little guys!
456
00:20:34,107 --> 00:20:35,901
Oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh.
457
00:20:35,901 --> 00:20:38,445
Oh, oh, oh, oh. Hey, where you going?
458
00:20:38,445 --> 00:20:40,155
- You gotta go back.
Come here, little guy.
459
00:20:40,155 --> 00:20:41,698
Oh, we got a runaway.
460
00:20:41,698 --> 00:20:43,700
Hi!
- Come, come.
461
00:20:43,700 --> 00:20:46,411
- Come here, little guy.
- Hi, little guy.
462
00:20:46,411 --> 00:20:47,621
Hi.
463
00:20:47,621 --> 00:20:49,831
Like, how could you
not love this?
464
00:20:50,207 --> 00:20:52,834
Hi, little one--
Oh, no, that's my earring.
465
00:20:53,502 --> 00:20:56,463
True would die. Should I FaceTime her?
466
00:20:57,339 --> 00:20:58,548
Hi.
467
00:20:58,924 --> 00:21:00,926
Oh, thank you for the kiss.
468
00:21:00,926 --> 00:21:03,136
- Okay.
Come here, little guy.
469
00:21:03,470 --> 00:21:05,973
Hi. Ow, you bit me. You can't bite me.
470
00:21:05,973 --> 00:21:09,268
- That's not nice. No biting, no biting.
- Look, mama.
471
00:21:09,268 --> 00:21:11,144
Why do you wanna eat me?
472
00:21:11,144 --> 00:21:12,938
It's a goat.
473
00:21:15,023 --> 00:21:16,483
Do you like it?
474
00:21:16,483 --> 00:21:17,567
I do.
475
00:21:18,568 --> 00:21:20,445
Oh! Look, True, it's in my lap.
476
00:21:20,612 --> 00:21:21,905
Wow.
477
00:21:22,864 --> 00:21:24,574
Look, it's eating my jacket.
478
00:21:24,866 --> 00:21:27,494
So bold. So bold.
479
00:21:28,078 --> 00:21:30,455
Okay, I love you, bye.
480
00:21:30,706 --> 00:21:31,748
Bye mama.
481
00:21:31,748 --> 00:21:33,083
Bye, baby.
482
00:21:33,083 --> 00:21:35,043
So, how big do these guys get?
483
00:21:35,043 --> 00:21:37,921
They're gonna get up to the size about,
like, a small to medium-sized dog.
484
00:21:37,921 --> 00:21:40,173
They are cute. Oh, okay.
485
00:21:40,173 --> 00:21:42,009
I think that's your sister!
486
00:21:42,009 --> 00:21:43,343
What are you doin'?
487
00:21:43,343 --> 00:21:45,262
- You definitely don't want that one.
488
00:21:45,262 --> 00:21:47,222
This is what's great about trial runs.
489
00:21:47,222 --> 00:21:49,766
'Cause I definitely
didn't think everything through.
490
00:21:49,766 --> 00:21:52,894
Like, okay, they poop like this.
491
00:21:52,894 --> 00:21:54,521
Got it. Little pellets everywhere.
492
00:21:54,521 --> 00:21:57,983
Like, they just pee whenever and wherever.
493
00:21:57,983 --> 00:22:00,652
Like, things that wouldn't really fly.
494
00:22:03,363 --> 00:22:05,157
And this one's humping its sister.
495
00:22:05,157 --> 00:22:07,576
Like... no,
496
00:22:07,576 --> 00:22:11,455
not really our vibe.
497
00:22:11,455 --> 00:22:14,333
This is classic Carl.
- Oh, Carl.
498
00:22:14,333 --> 00:22:16,418
See? I do leave the gates.
499
00:22:16,418 --> 00:22:18,670
But listen, pets and men are
500
00:22:18,670 --> 00:22:20,255
two totally different things.
501
00:22:20,255 --> 00:22:23,342
Like, all you should do with a pet is
feed it twice a day
502
00:22:23,342 --> 00:22:25,594
and take it on a couple walks
and you're good.
503
00:22:25,594 --> 00:22:27,512
A guy, it's, like, a whole other thing.
504
00:22:27,512 --> 00:22:30,432
- You're two months old!
- You're safe. Yeah, it starts early, huh?
505
00:22:30,432 --> 00:22:33,518
- Carl needs some alone time.
- I know, we need to give him some privacy.
506
00:22:34,102 --> 00:22:38,398
Oh, stop, look at you, cuties.
Oh, my God.
507
00:22:38,899 --> 00:22:39,983
She's here!
508
00:22:39,983 --> 00:22:41,485
It's Khloé Kardashian!
509
00:22:42,361 --> 00:22:43,487
Hi Khloé.
510
00:22:43,612 --> 00:22:44,654
Hi, how are you?
511
00:22:44,654 --> 00:22:45,822
Hi Khloé.
512
00:22:45,989 --> 00:22:47,115
Hi.
513
00:22:47,115 --> 00:22:49,910
Hi, mama... Hi.
514
00:22:49,910 --> 00:22:52,621
- Oh! Hi, guys!
515
00:22:52,621 --> 00:22:55,707
I find it hard to believe
that eight or nine-year-olds,
516
00:22:55,707 --> 00:22:56,792
like, know who I am.
517
00:22:57,125 --> 00:22:58,877
But I love kids,
518
00:22:58,877 --> 00:23:00,962
so this is, like,
I could do this all day long.
519
00:23:00,962 --> 00:23:03,131
Is just sit and talk with these kids.
520
00:23:03,131 --> 00:23:05,884
- Are you guys having fun?
Yeah.
521
00:23:05,884 --> 00:23:07,427
Are you guys on
a school field trip?
522
00:23:07,803 --> 00:23:09,596
Yeah.
- How fun!
523
00:23:09,846 --> 00:23:10,847
You're family is...
524
00:23:10,847 --> 00:23:11,932
getting in on this...
525
00:23:11,932 --> 00:23:13,266
"You need to get out more."
526
00:23:13,892 --> 00:23:16,311
Who knows what
other people think, but I'm happy.
527
00:23:16,311 --> 00:23:18,980
Like, I'm, I'm havin' a great old time.
528
00:23:18,980 --> 00:23:21,691
Whatever I am doing, I just love it.
529
00:23:21,817 --> 00:23:23,902
Do you think you will
be in love again?
530
00:23:24,194 --> 00:23:27,197
Oh yeah. 100%.
531
00:23:27,197 --> 00:23:29,908
I mean, [laughs] I just can't--
I can't tap out now.
532
00:23:29,908 --> 00:23:31,493
I'm not even 40.
533
00:23:31,493 --> 00:23:32,786
One day, I will be married again.
534
00:23:32,786 --> 00:23:34,246
Like, I love love.
535
00:23:34,246 --> 00:23:35,789
I will get my fairytale.
536
00:23:35,956 --> 00:23:38,041
- I love this. Oh, yes!
Aw.
537
00:23:38,041 --> 00:23:40,419
Some of your hands are wet.
I don't know what's happening.
538
00:23:40,419 --> 00:23:41,503
Yes!
539
00:23:41,753 --> 00:23:44,798
I know one day that will happen,
540
00:23:44,798 --> 00:23:47,384
but I'm just not there right now.
541
00:23:47,384 --> 00:23:48,760
I'm not at that stage.
542
00:23:48,760 --> 00:23:51,012
Like, I'm-- I love
543
00:23:51,012 --> 00:23:53,640
sharing my life with me and my kids.
544
00:23:53,640 --> 00:23:55,684
Like, I don't need anyone.
545
00:23:55,934 --> 00:23:57,227
Have fun, you guys.
546
00:23:57,227 --> 00:24:00,272
When I'm at the place
that I wanna date, I will.
547
00:24:00,272 --> 00:24:03,483
And trust me, if I like the person,
I'll publicize it.
548
00:24:03,859 --> 00:24:05,569
- Bye, you guys. Bye!
Bye.
549
00:24:05,569 --> 00:24:07,070
Who are you?
550
00:24:08,905 --> 00:24:12,075
I got a crystal. How nice.
- Stop.
551
00:24:12,075 --> 00:24:15,495
- Little pure hearts.
I love kids.
552
00:24:18,874 --> 00:24:20,625
♪ I'll find my way back ♪
553
00:24:20,876 --> 00:24:22,878
♪ I'll find my way back ♪
554
00:24:33,346 --> 00:24:35,599
♪ I'ma do it my way ♪
555
00:24:36,183 --> 00:24:38,393
♪ Ooh-ooh, ooh, ooh, ooh ♪
556
00:24:38,393 --> 00:24:40,604
- ♪ Ooh-ooh, ooh, ooh ♪
- ♪ Baby watch me ♪
557
00:24:40,604 --> 00:24:42,147
♪ I'ma do it my way ♪
558
00:24:42,689 --> 00:24:44,816
♪ I'ma, I'ma, I'ma be the best ♪
559
00:24:44,816 --> 00:24:46,943
♪ Comin' up, up, up, yes ♪
560
00:24:47,652 --> 00:24:50,405
- Hi, guys.
561
00:24:50,405 --> 00:24:54,826
I did all my studio pitches
and we did it all in one day.
562
00:24:54,826 --> 00:24:57,287
I'm so busy and I have
so much on my plate,
563
00:24:57,287 --> 00:24:58,914
but I have to take a breather
564
00:24:58,914 --> 00:25:00,957
and just have dinner with my lifers
565
00:25:01,166 --> 00:25:03,084
because we always love getting together
566
00:25:03,084 --> 00:25:06,004
and telling each other big news
of things that we have going on,
567
00:25:06,004 --> 00:25:08,507
and I just can't wait
to tell them about my movie.
568
00:25:08,507 --> 00:25:11,927
So, it's so comforting to have
the same friends that I did
569
00:25:11,927 --> 00:25:13,887
and just to see where we're all at.
570
00:25:14,304 --> 00:25:15,639
But that none of us have changed.
571
00:25:15,639 --> 00:25:18,475
Like, we all are literally family.
572
00:25:18,475 --> 00:25:22,312
- This font is very annoying.
That it's blurry?
573
00:25:22,312 --> 00:25:24,022
{\an8}Yeah. Is yours blurry?
574
00:25:24,022 --> 00:25:25,273
Oh yeah.
Right?
575
00:25:25,273 --> 00:25:27,067
Oh, I thought I was having,
like, a stroke.
576
00:25:27,067 --> 00:25:28,777
{\an8}No, totally. That's why
I was like, "That's not--"
577
00:25:32,489 --> 00:25:33,698
{\an8}Wait, who told me the other day
578
00:25:33,698 --> 00:25:35,200
- that they can't see close up?
Me.
579
00:25:35,200 --> 00:25:36,785
That's why I was like,
"What happened to me?"
580
00:25:36,785 --> 00:25:39,412
It happened, literally, in one day.
581
00:25:39,412 --> 00:25:41,581
I just, all of a sudden,
took my phone, I'm--
582
00:25:41,581 --> 00:25:45,627
And I was like, "What?"
I, like, look like my mom, like...
583
00:25:47,712 --> 00:25:50,215
{\an8}You guys are not gonna believe this.
584
00:25:52,133 --> 00:25:53,134
{\an8}I get nervous.
585
00:25:53,385 --> 00:25:54,803
{\an8}What are you talking about?
What's going on?
586
00:25:54,803 --> 00:25:56,221
No, just the project
that I'm doing
587
00:25:56,221 --> 00:25:58,515
- is, like, a really cool--
588
00:25:58,515 --> 00:26:00,100
What's the project?
589
00:26:00,100 --> 00:26:02,143
I sold a movie to Netflix,
590
00:26:02,143 --> 00:26:03,770
- like a real comedy movie.
- That's amazing!
591
00:26:03,770 --> 00:26:05,230
That's incredible.
592
00:26:05,230 --> 00:26:07,315
Wait, that's amazing,
start from the beginning.
593
00:26:07,315 --> 00:26:10,235
{\an8}I didn't have an agent,
and after American Horror Story,
594
00:26:10,235 --> 00:26:12,279
- literally the next day--
- Wait, you're in it?
595
00:26:12,279 --> 00:26:14,322
- I'm sorry, I gotta listen.
- Yes, yes, yes, yes, yes.
596
00:26:14,322 --> 00:26:16,324
- Okay, okay, okay. Okay, okay.
- Go ahead.
597
00:26:16,658 --> 00:26:18,076
- I did American Horror Story.
Okay.
598
00:26:18,076 --> 00:26:21,454
After it came out,
all these different people wanted to meet,
599
00:26:21,830 --> 00:26:24,708
so I set up a day of meetings
and to meet the agent.
600
00:26:24,708 --> 00:26:26,251
One of the people in there was like,
601
00:26:26,251 --> 00:26:28,545
"Oh, my God,
have you heard of this writer Paula Pell?"
602
00:26:28,545 --> 00:26:30,463
And she was, like, a big SNL writer,
603
00:26:30,463 --> 00:26:32,173
she's written for, like,
604
00:26:32,173 --> 00:26:34,926
Amy Poehler and, um, Tina Fey's stuff,
605
00:26:34,926 --> 00:26:36,386
and she's just, like, really funny.
606
00:26:36,386 --> 00:26:37,887
She's, like, a legend.
607
00:26:37,887 --> 00:26:40,724
It's this, like, full comedy
called The Fifth Wheel,
608
00:26:40,724 --> 00:26:43,310
and it's, like, four girls go on a trip,
609
00:26:43,310 --> 00:26:45,770
so it's like Hangover, Bridesmaids,
610
00:26:45,770 --> 00:26:47,606
- First Wives Club- ish.
- Okay.
611
00:26:47,606 --> 00:26:49,733
I was like,
"Oh, my God, I love the idea."
612
00:26:49,733 --> 00:26:51,568
We literally spent a day.
613
00:26:51,568 --> 00:26:54,571
We went to all the studios
and everyone called
614
00:26:54,571 --> 00:26:56,990
within, like, 20 minutes with offers
615
00:26:56,990 --> 00:26:58,575
- and was, like--
616
00:26:58,575 --> 00:26:59,951
It was, like, really cool.
617
00:26:59,951 --> 00:27:02,370
You didn't, like, think about this
on the group chat?
618
00:27:02,370 --> 00:27:05,040
Like, wh-- This is crazy.
619
00:27:05,040 --> 00:27:06,249
What-What do you mean?
620
00:27:06,249 --> 00:27:08,418
- Like, I'm just so-- I don't understand.
621
00:27:08,418 --> 00:27:11,379
Well, I just feel like I wasn't
planning on this career,
622
00:27:11,379 --> 00:27:14,174
and I just am like,
"Okay, I'm not gonna get, like,
623
00:27:14,174 --> 00:27:15,675
ahead of myself here."
624
00:27:15,675 --> 00:27:17,510
We sold a movie, it was amazing.
625
00:27:17,510 --> 00:27:20,180
Hello, you send
the craziest stuff to us, like--
626
00:27:20,180 --> 00:27:24,351
- I know, but I just was, like--
627
00:27:24,351 --> 00:27:27,812
So, I'm doing that,
and I'm starring in it, producing it,
628
00:27:27,812 --> 00:27:30,732
- and we sold it, so...
- That's incredible!
629
00:27:30,732 --> 00:27:33,234
Cheers.
- Thank you.
630
00:27:33,234 --> 00:27:35,236
- Oh, my God.
Cheers.
631
00:27:35,236 --> 00:27:37,405
I can do a movie a year.
632
00:27:37,405 --> 00:27:41,117
I've got about 10 years
w-where I still look good.
633
00:27:41,117 --> 00:27:43,912
So, that's all I've got in me,
634
00:27:43,912 --> 00:27:45,747
and then I'll take some time off.
635
00:27:46,289 --> 00:27:49,793
So, 10-year plan, guys.
That's my 10-year plan.
636
00:27:49,793 --> 00:27:51,628
I'm really nervous about it
637
00:27:51,628 --> 00:27:53,463
'cause I have to [bleep] deliver.
638
00:27:53,880 --> 00:27:56,716
It's such a challenge for me,
and I wanna welcome a challenge.
639
00:27:56,716 --> 00:27:58,510
And every year, I was, like,
I wanna do something
640
00:27:58,510 --> 00:28:01,846
that makes me so uncomfortable
that I really have to, like,
641
00:28:01,846 --> 00:28:03,139
challenge myself.
642
00:28:03,139 --> 00:28:04,808
Ooh, that sounds like
a good goal.
643
00:28:04,808 --> 00:28:06,059
- Yeah.
Yeah, I would never
644
00:28:06,059 --> 00:28:07,227
say that to myself ever.
645
00:28:07,227 --> 00:28:08,853
Maybe I should do that.
646
00:28:08,853 --> 00:28:11,898
I mean, the amount of people,
like, from Amy Schumer
647
00:28:11,898 --> 00:28:14,150
that are, like, writing me, like,
"I have to be in this movie."
648
00:28:14,150 --> 00:28:16,861
So, just to know that, like,
people wanna be in it
649
00:28:16,861 --> 00:28:19,614
and wanna be a part of it,
like, makes me happy.
650
00:28:19,614 --> 00:28:21,491
That is amazing.
I'm so proud of you.
651
00:28:21,491 --> 00:28:23,827
Thank you, but I wasn't
planning on this career thing.
652
00:28:23,827 --> 00:28:25,829
You're gonna [bleep] crush it.
653
00:28:25,829 --> 00:28:27,747
You don't do anything that
you don't do perfectly,
654
00:28:27,747 --> 00:28:29,290
so it's, you know?
655
00:28:29,290 --> 00:28:31,876
But the offers that
they're bringing my way,
656
00:28:31,876 --> 00:28:34,421
I'm just like, "You think I can do that?"
657
00:28:34,421 --> 00:28:36,172
Like, I can't do that.
658
00:28:36,172 --> 00:28:37,882
How do they know I can do it?
659
00:28:37,882 --> 00:28:39,509
Now it's, like, the pressure's on
660
00:28:39,509 --> 00:28:42,220
because it's like,
"Oh, shit, this is happening."
661
00:28:42,220 --> 00:28:44,597
And I'm, like,
tripping the [bleep] out lowkey
662
00:28:44,597 --> 00:28:47,892
because I have to really do this,
and I have to deliver.
663
00:28:47,892 --> 00:28:50,687
You should be the female 007.
664
00:28:50,687 --> 00:28:52,188
It should be a female.
665
00:28:52,188 --> 00:28:55,734
Instead of a Bond girl,
it should be Bond boys.
666
00:28:55,734 --> 00:28:59,237
- Bond boys with a female 007?
Yes. Yes, I like that.
667
00:28:59,237 --> 00:29:01,740
- That would be epic.
That's your jam. That--
668
00:29:01,740 --> 00:29:04,743
- I'd like a producing credit please.
Absolutely.
669
00:29:04,743 --> 00:29:05,869
EP.
670
00:29:06,202 --> 00:29:08,371
Would you make a great 007?
671
00:29:08,913 --> 00:29:10,123
Totally.
672
00:29:10,331 --> 00:29:15,462
I really love that idea,
to be honest, of the female 007.
673
00:29:16,296 --> 00:29:18,715
Talk about emasculating.
674
00:29:22,719 --> 00:29:26,973
I also feel like you need less Botox
for more emotion, and I don't have it.
675
00:29:26,973 --> 00:29:28,641
- Right, and then that's, like, a--
676
00:29:28,850 --> 00:29:30,101
I'm not gonna be gaining
677
00:29:30,101 --> 00:29:32,771
- 500 pounds for a role and losing.
678
00:29:32,771 --> 00:29:35,815
I'm, like-- Like, I'm just--
that's not where I need to be.
679
00:29:35,815 --> 00:29:38,193
You know, like,
I feel like how am I gonna cry?
680
00:29:38,193 --> 00:29:40,028
How am I gonna be scared outta my mind?
681
00:29:40,028 --> 00:29:41,738
- I cannot move.
You're going to.
682
00:29:45,283 --> 00:29:47,285
Alright, guys,
let's go face the music...
683
00:29:47,285 --> 00:29:48,787
Yeah.
- ...and see our children.
684
00:30:05,804 --> 00:30:10,308
♪ I'll be fine walking
through the wreckage ♪
685
00:30:10,308 --> 00:30:14,395
♪ Gettin' stronger every time I break ♪
686
00:30:15,021 --> 00:30:18,650
♪ Even when I know I can't control it ♪
687
00:30:18,650 --> 00:30:22,362
♪ I'm gettin' stronger every step I take ♪
688
00:30:23,571 --> 00:30:25,907
Do you like that? That's your favorite?
689
00:30:25,907 --> 00:30:27,200
I like that one.
690
00:30:27,492 --> 00:30:30,328
{\an8}I'm having a contraction right now.
691
00:30:35,542 --> 00:30:38,753
- What are we about to do?
- We're about to kiss.
692
00:30:39,546 --> 00:30:42,966
- Right now.
- Oh, my baby's about to pop Rocky out.
693
00:30:42,966 --> 00:30:44,676
- She's about to give birth.
- Pop him?
694
00:30:44,676 --> 00:30:46,177
Yeah, you're gonna push him out.
695
00:30:46,177 --> 00:30:47,846
- Push.
- Out of your vagina.
696
00:30:47,846 --> 00:30:49,973
- Yeah.
- Mm-hmm.
697
00:30:49,973 --> 00:30:53,142
It's my first natural birth
I'll experience.
698
00:30:53,142 --> 00:30:55,311
The baby actually exiting
out of the vagina.
699
00:30:55,311 --> 00:30:57,689
- Are you excited?
- I'm a little frightened.
700
00:30:57,689 --> 00:30:58,773
- You are?
- Yeah.
701
00:30:58,773 --> 00:31:00,275
You're not gonna look at my vagina.
702
00:31:00,275 --> 00:31:01,985
I'm gonna be right there.
703
00:31:02,694 --> 00:31:04,112
I'm gonna catch him like a,
704
00:31:04,112 --> 00:31:07,323
- like a basketball. Yeah.
- N-No, no, you can't. You can't.
705
00:31:07,323 --> 00:31:09,409
- You can't be down there.
- Really?
706
00:31:09,409 --> 00:31:12,412
I mean, you can, but I don't want you...
707
00:31:12,412 --> 00:31:15,415
- You don't want me to see her like that?
- ...to be traumatized...
708
00:31:15,415 --> 00:31:19,043
- Yeah... Yeah.
- ...by your favorite thing in the world.
709
00:31:19,043 --> 00:31:21,629
Yeah... I get it.
710
00:31:21,629 --> 00:31:24,007
It's October 29th.
711
00:31:24,007 --> 00:31:26,426
I am going into labor
712
00:31:26,426 --> 00:31:29,262
and starting to have some contractions.
713
00:31:29,262 --> 00:31:33,141
We are going to head
to the hospital tonight.
714
00:31:33,808 --> 00:31:35,268
Shoes on the bed?
715
00:31:35,268 --> 00:31:36,352
Yeah.
716
00:31:36,728 --> 00:31:38,396
Well, in case I have to go
to the hospital in a rush.
717
00:31:38,396 --> 00:31:40,440
- You do.
- Mm-hmm.
718
00:31:40,440 --> 00:31:41,858
You do have to go.
719
00:31:42,442 --> 00:31:44,569
Think Rocky was waiting for us to get our
720
00:31:44,569 --> 00:31:45,945
Halloween photos done?
721
00:31:45,945 --> 00:31:48,740
- Of course.
- And for his dad to finally say,
722
00:31:48,740 --> 00:31:50,033
"I'm ready"?
723
00:31:51,284 --> 00:31:53,494
I just don't want him to come out early.
724
00:31:54,245 --> 00:31:55,455
- He's not early.
- I wanna make sure
725
00:31:55,455 --> 00:31:57,957
his lungs are perfect,
everything's perfect.
726
00:31:57,957 --> 00:32:00,460
- Yeah.
- And make sure he's nice and solid,
727
00:32:00,460 --> 00:32:01,669
eight pounds.
728
00:32:01,669 --> 00:32:03,671
- He's eight pounds.
- Yeah, I'd love that.
729
00:32:03,671 --> 00:32:08,509
A couple months ago,
we had a terrifying scare
730
00:32:08,509 --> 00:32:12,722
where I had to have
emergency fetal surgery.
731
00:32:12,722 --> 00:32:18,811
Baby Rocky had to have fetal surgery
for fluid in his lung.
732
00:32:19,270 --> 00:32:21,272
And it's super rare...
733
00:32:22,649 --> 00:32:24,859
that this-- the condition that he had,
734
00:32:24,859 --> 00:32:28,947
but it's also super rare
and lucky that we caught it.
735
00:32:29,572 --> 00:32:35,578
And thank you, God,
for a successful surgery.
736
00:32:36,496 --> 00:32:38,706
I'm honestly just...
737
00:32:42,377 --> 00:32:45,004
so grateful, I have no words.
738
00:32:45,797 --> 00:32:49,801
I was definitely filled
with fear after the surgery,
739
00:32:49,801 --> 00:32:54,555
and the fluid in his lungs
actually did start coming back.
740
00:32:54,973 --> 00:32:58,184
And then I watched
this documentary called Heal
741
00:32:58,184 --> 00:33:01,688
that was all about
the power of positive thinking
742
00:33:01,688 --> 00:33:06,818
and how our thinking
can really affect our health.
743
00:33:06,818 --> 00:33:09,696
And then I started talking
to the baby every day,
744
00:33:09,696 --> 00:33:14,909
saying my prayers,
and after I had that mindset shift,
745
00:33:15,326 --> 00:33:17,912
the fluid was completely gone
746
00:33:17,912 --> 00:33:22,000
and we had not one single problem after.
747
00:33:22,166 --> 00:33:23,668
It's time to go.
748
00:33:23,668 --> 00:33:25,128
You have everything?
749
00:33:25,128 --> 00:33:27,296
Mm-hmm.
Yeah?
750
00:33:31,926 --> 00:33:36,347
♪ But the years fly past ♪
751
00:33:36,347 --> 00:33:38,850
With everything that we've been through,
752
00:33:38,850 --> 00:33:42,895
to get to this place,
it's crazy that tonight
753
00:33:42,895 --> 00:33:45,982
is when we're actually
going to the hospital,
754
00:33:45,982 --> 00:33:50,278
and I think I'm just filled
with excited, anxious energy.
755
00:33:50,737 --> 00:33:53,531
So she's one to two centimeters dilated.
756
00:33:53,990 --> 00:33:55,158
You have some bleeding.
757
00:33:55,867 --> 00:33:58,077
And some contractions.
758
00:33:58,077 --> 00:34:00,204
- Bleeding?
- Well you didn't have a lot.
759
00:34:00,747 --> 00:34:01,748
That's good.
760
00:34:01,748 --> 00:34:02,832
Ok.
761
00:34:03,291 --> 00:34:04,917
{\an8}So you're gonna feel it tighten.
762
00:34:04,917 --> 00:34:06,002
{\an8}Ok.
763
00:34:07,211 --> 00:34:09,922
♪ Slow down your heart ♪
764
00:34:11,716 --> 00:34:16,054
♪ Take it all in ♪
765
00:34:16,554 --> 00:34:19,891
I wanna see if I can zoom in
to the Hollywood sign.
766
00:34:19,891 --> 00:34:21,184
{\an8}Whoa, I can.
767
00:34:21,184 --> 00:34:23,478
- So close, you have no idea.
Really?
768
00:34:24,228 --> 00:34:27,398
That's where Rocky's gonna go.
769
00:34:27,774 --> 00:34:30,318
"Kourtney and Travis baby boy.
770
00:34:30,318 --> 00:34:31,527
10/29."
771
00:34:31,527 --> 00:34:34,197
Babe, we're already on 10/30.
They didn't change the date.
772
00:34:34,197 --> 00:34:35,281
It's Monday.
773
00:34:37,700 --> 00:34:40,703
This belly's gonna be gone soon.
774
00:34:41,370 --> 00:34:45,374
We have been in this
hospital room overnight.
775
00:34:45,833 --> 00:34:48,586
And nothing is happening.
776
00:34:48,586 --> 00:34:53,216
I was three centimeters dilated
up until 4 a.m.,
777
00:34:53,216 --> 00:34:55,218
and then nothing progressed.
778
00:34:55,218 --> 00:34:59,972
And so, we're just here,
bouncing on a ball.
779
00:34:59,972 --> 00:35:02,058
Trying to get things moving.
780
00:35:03,059 --> 00:35:06,020
{\an8}Look, I'm just going
in circles on this ball.
781
00:35:06,437 --> 00:35:08,981
{\an8}Yeah but you look so cute still.
782
00:35:09,190 --> 00:35:11,275
Oh, thank you, we're--
Nothing's happening.
783
00:35:11,275 --> 00:35:14,487
We're just, like, sitting here.
I'm d-- I'm not in any pain.
784
00:35:14,487 --> 00:35:15,822
Good.
785
00:35:15,822 --> 00:35:18,991
I don't know if his real birthday's
supposed to be Halloween or today.
786
00:35:18,991 --> 00:35:21,369
That's why we're not sure
if we should get it moving.
787
00:35:21,369 --> 00:35:23,287
But we have 12 hours.
788
00:35:23,412 --> 00:35:24,831
But then get off the ball.
789
00:35:24,831 --> 00:35:26,332
Because the ball is
supposed to make him move.
790
00:35:26,332 --> 00:35:28,751
Like, don't do anything to make him move.
791
00:35:29,585 --> 00:35:30,753
True.
792
00:35:30,753 --> 00:35:31,921
But, I'm like...
793
00:35:31,921 --> 00:35:33,256
Should we just go home?
794
00:35:33,256 --> 00:35:35,424
Like, nothing's really happening.
795
00:35:35,675 --> 00:35:37,760
I feel like, you keep saying
whatever God's plan.
796
00:35:37,760 --> 00:35:39,011
But like, I think you're...
797
00:35:39,011 --> 00:35:41,806
dream subconsciously would be
a Halloween baby.
798
00:35:41,806 --> 00:35:43,141
And if that happens it happens.
799
00:35:43,141 --> 00:35:44,225
So just let...
800
00:35:44,225 --> 00:35:46,477
let Mr. Halloween come on.
801
00:35:46,769 --> 00:35:50,606
Yeah, I just feel like I want him to come
when he's meant to come.
802
00:35:50,606 --> 00:35:52,984
I'm not feeling stressed,
803
00:35:53,359 --> 00:35:58,698
but also, part of me feels like,
"Did we come too early?"
804
00:35:58,698 --> 00:36:02,910
So, you do, like, a hundred abs... first?
805
00:36:02,910 --> 00:36:04,412
I'll do a thousand abs.
806
00:36:04,537 --> 00:36:07,540
You better squeeze him out,
babe, he's gonna be 10 pounds.
807
00:36:08,040 --> 00:36:09,667
I'm not eating today.
808
00:36:09,667 --> 00:36:13,671
And so, we went home,
ate at Crossroads, showered,
809
00:36:13,671 --> 00:36:19,677
slept in our bed, and then
we have sex to get things going.
810
00:36:19,677 --> 00:36:22,471
See if that helps.
That can help sometimes.
811
00:36:31,063 --> 00:36:33,774
♪ Got me wantin' more and more ♪
812
00:36:34,400 --> 00:36:37,820
♪ Everything is new to me ♪
813
00:36:38,154 --> 00:36:40,823
♪ This is what you do to me ♪
814
00:36:41,032 --> 00:36:43,868
I'm just gonna video you
the whole car ride, ok?
815
00:36:43,868 --> 00:36:46,287
Yeah.
Let's do it.
816
00:36:46,662 --> 00:36:48,998
I took the quickest shower this morning.
817
00:36:48,998 --> 00:36:50,416
Rushed to the hospital.
818
00:36:51,209 --> 00:36:52,919
{\an8}For Rockay.
819
00:36:52,919 --> 00:36:54,003
{\an8}Rockay?
820
00:36:54,003 --> 00:36:55,087
{\an8}Rockay.
821
00:36:56,547 --> 00:36:58,549
Roman numeral XIII.
822
00:36:58,674 --> 00:37:03,012
This morning,
we wake up and Travis tells me
823
00:37:03,012 --> 00:37:05,223
that he thinks today's the day.
824
00:37:05,723 --> 00:37:08,226
Yesterday just wasn't his birthday.
825
00:37:09,310 --> 00:37:11,979
We said it too much that he was gonna
be born on Halloween.
826
00:37:11,979 --> 00:37:13,356
Yeah we did.
827
00:37:13,356 --> 00:37:14,982
Everyone would say it.
828
00:37:15,316 --> 00:37:18,736
Think his birthday is massive, people
dress up all around the world.
829
00:37:18,736 --> 00:37:19,820
Just for him?
830
00:37:20,404 --> 00:37:21,656
Who wants the 30th?
831
00:37:22,031 --> 00:37:23,783
When you can have the 31st.
832
00:37:24,951 --> 00:37:26,744
You think Rocky's gonna be a drummer?
833
00:37:26,744 --> 00:37:27,912
I don't know.
834
00:37:28,913 --> 00:37:31,123
His dad will be a drummer.
835
00:37:31,123 --> 00:37:32,750
- The only thing that's certain.
- For sure.
836
00:37:33,084 --> 00:37:35,586
At least it's part of his story.
837
00:37:35,586 --> 00:37:39,173
♪ This is new ♪
838
00:37:42,426 --> 00:37:44,428
{\an8}♪ This is new ♪
839
00:37:44,428 --> 00:37:46,514
{\an8}This is where it's all gonna happen.
840
00:37:48,182 --> 00:37:49,809
Is my baby ready?
841
00:37:50,810 --> 00:37:52,979
I don't know, baby, yeah.
842
00:37:52,979 --> 00:37:54,605
- No, the answer's yes.
- Yes.
843
00:37:54,605 --> 00:37:58,359
Travis brought his practice drum kit,
844
00:37:58,359 --> 00:38:04,407
and how special to be drumming
to his son's heartbeat?
845
00:38:06,367 --> 00:38:11,205
The drumming sound is super relaxing and
calming to me.
846
00:38:11,205 --> 00:38:14,917
Like, I heard it my whole pregnancy.
I would fall asleep to it.
847
00:38:18,379 --> 00:38:20,798
This baby's heard a metronome...
848
00:38:20,798 --> 00:38:22,883
- a lot, babe.
Mm-hmm.
849
00:38:22,883 --> 00:38:24,635
He's gonna have great timing.
850
00:38:33,019 --> 00:38:35,855
We've been here for a couple hours now,
851
00:38:35,855 --> 00:38:38,733
and we're just getting things going.
852
00:38:38,733 --> 00:38:41,402
They're getting ready
to start my epidural.
853
00:38:41,402 --> 00:38:43,738
Does Dr. Rad
need to be here or no?
854
00:38:43,738 --> 00:38:45,072
We're not giving birth yet, babe.
855
00:38:45,072 --> 00:38:46,907
Okay, I don't know
how this works, you guys.
856
00:38:46,907 --> 00:38:48,409
I don't know.
- Is that what you thought?
857
00:38:48,409 --> 00:38:51,412
She's checking how dilated I am and then--
858
00:38:51,412 --> 00:38:53,789
and then gonna break my water.
859
00:38:53,789 --> 00:38:56,751
It was such a long journey to get here.
860
00:38:56,959 --> 00:38:58,669
So, what you really have is o--
861
00:38:58,669 --> 00:39:00,546
- is one good follicle.
- Okay.
862
00:39:00,546 --> 00:39:03,466
Every step of the way, like, with IVF...
863
00:39:03,466 --> 00:39:04,759
Look at that.
864
00:39:04,759 --> 00:39:06,802
...and with conceiving naturally
865
00:39:06,802 --> 00:39:08,471
on Valentine's Day.
866
00:39:08,471 --> 00:39:11,474
Hey, Travis!
867
00:39:11,474 --> 00:39:13,392
They're gonna make out now,
I just know it.
868
00:39:13,768 --> 00:39:16,562
Even looking back
at the pregnancy and thinking
869
00:39:16,562 --> 00:39:19,231
we were almost too afraid to feel it
870
00:39:19,357 --> 00:39:22,276
because it felt like
is this too good to be true?
871
00:39:22,276 --> 00:39:25,029
I wish I could do this for you.
- Mm.
872
00:39:27,031 --> 00:39:28,449
'Kay, here it comes.
873
00:39:28,449 --> 00:39:30,534
- The water?
874
00:39:30,534 --> 00:39:33,245
{\an8}
875
00:39:34,914 --> 00:39:36,415
Did you hear that, Mom?
876
00:39:36,415 --> 00:39:38,334
What?
- The water.
877
00:39:38,334 --> 00:39:40,044
The little baby lake.
878
00:39:40,044 --> 00:39:41,337
She broke her water.
879
00:39:41,337 --> 00:39:42,922
Oh.
- But we heard a big...
880
00:39:42,922 --> 00:39:46,884
Yeah.
- ...splash, like a big spill.
881
00:39:46,884 --> 00:39:48,177
Oh. That's amazing.
882
00:39:48,177 --> 00:39:51,097
I think because of your epidural,
883
00:39:51,097 --> 00:39:54,683
we can't tell if you're
having contractions
884
00:39:54,683 --> 00:39:57,353
unless we look at the screen
'cause you're so calm.
885
00:39:57,353 --> 00:39:58,562
True.
886
00:39:58,562 --> 00:40:00,689
Which I think is amazing.
887
00:40:00,689 --> 00:40:03,734
My mom is here, and this was not the plan.
888
00:40:04,068 --> 00:40:05,319
Hey, Mom.
889
00:40:05,319 --> 00:40:09,532
But my security comes
into the room and says,
890
00:40:09,532 --> 00:40:13,577
"Your mom's pulling up any second,"
and I was like, "My mom?"
891
00:40:13,577 --> 00:40:14,870
She's not invited.
892
00:40:14,870 --> 00:40:18,290
And then I call her and she's on her way.
893
00:40:18,290 --> 00:40:22,711
She's in the car and she says,
"Oh, I'm just in the area,
894
00:40:22,711 --> 00:40:24,422
so I'm gonna come by."
895
00:40:24,422 --> 00:40:26,215
And she was not in the area.
896
00:40:26,215 --> 00:40:28,384
She came all the way from Hidden Hills.
897
00:40:28,384 --> 00:40:31,053
I told Travis like,
"Oh, my God, my mom's coming."
898
00:40:31,053 --> 00:40:34,223
And then Travis was like,
"If my mom was alive,
899
00:40:34,223 --> 00:40:35,516
"she would be here.
900
00:40:35,516 --> 00:40:37,226
Let your mom come."
901
00:40:37,226 --> 00:40:39,103
This is where the baby's gonna go.
902
00:40:39,103 --> 00:40:42,314
Mm-hmm.
- Rocky's little area.
903
00:40:42,314 --> 00:40:47,027
You know what I've been
craving since yesterday?
904
00:40:47,027 --> 00:40:48,863
- Yesterday when we talked about it...
Hm?
905
00:40:48,863 --> 00:40:53,033
- ...is Ritz Bits.
Oh, little crackers?
906
00:41:00,499 --> 00:41:03,711
Mm.
- Rocky's gonna come out doin' front kicks.
907
00:41:05,212 --> 00:41:07,715
Front kicks?
- Front kicks.
908
00:41:10,134 --> 00:41:13,137
We are four centimeters dilated.
909
00:41:14,722 --> 00:41:16,348
Waiting.
910
00:41:17,641 --> 00:41:20,269
Having contractions.
911
00:41:22,605 --> 00:41:25,816
Can't wait to meet Rocky.
912
00:41:26,609 --> 00:41:27,818
The Queen of Halloween.
913
00:41:27,985 --> 00:41:29,570
I am the queen of Halloween.
914
00:41:31,739 --> 00:41:33,532
I think Rocky wants to be...
915
00:41:34,116 --> 00:41:35,576
November 1st.
916
00:41:35,576 --> 00:41:37,828
Yeah, he doesn't wanna be
the King of Halloween, huh?
917
00:41:38,204 --> 00:41:45,211
At 11:45 p.m., my doctor
checks me and says it's time.
918
00:41:45,211 --> 00:41:47,630
Ooh, my whole body is shaking.
919
00:41:47,630 --> 00:41:49,340
It's time to have a baby, baby.
920
00:41:49,340 --> 00:41:51,050
Transition, baby, transition.
921
00:41:51,050 --> 00:41:52,218
It's time, babe.
922
00:41:52,218 --> 00:41:55,763
We are like,
"Oh, my gosh, it's 11:45.
923
00:41:55,763 --> 00:41:58,641
"Is he gonna be born on Halloween,
924
00:41:58,641 --> 00:42:00,768
or is he gonna be born on November first?"
925
00:42:00,768 --> 00:42:03,229
And we're like, "Oh, my gosh,
what's it gonna be?"
926
00:42:03,229 --> 00:42:05,523
And then we think, like, obviously,
927
00:42:05,523 --> 00:42:08,025
whatever's meant to be is his birthday.
928
00:42:08,025 --> 00:42:10,110
So, I'm going to coach you.
929
00:42:10,110 --> 00:42:12,488
- 'Kay.
Just catch him if he pops out.
930
00:42:12,488 --> 00:42:14,698
Well, Tra--
My mom can film if you'd rather,
931
00:42:14,698 --> 00:42:16,116
and you could hold my hand,
932
00:42:16,116 --> 00:42:17,826
or you might have to--
933
00:42:18,160 --> 00:42:20,162
Oh shit.
934
00:42:20,162 --> 00:42:22,540
- Oh, it's time, that's the alarm.
Oh.
935
00:42:24,750 --> 00:42:26,377
I'm gonna get you
in the stirrups.
936
00:42:26,377 --> 00:42:27,962
I'm gonna have you get onto your back.
937
00:42:27,962 --> 00:42:29,463
- 'Kay,
You got this, Kourt.
938
00:42:29,463 --> 00:42:30,673
It's time, baby.
939
00:42:30,673 --> 00:42:33,384
Oh, my gosh, I'm so shaky.
940
00:42:40,391 --> 00:42:42,268
Do you feel it in your butt now?
941
00:42:42,268 --> 00:42:43,727
I don't know what I feel.
942
00:42:43,727 --> 00:42:46,397
I feel like I don't feel
anything.
943
00:42:47,106 --> 00:42:48,857
You ready, Kourt?
944
00:42:48,857 --> 00:42:50,943
{\an8}Yeah, he's definitely November first
945
00:42:50,943 --> 00:42:53,404
'cause we have five minutes 'til--
946
00:42:53,404 --> 00:42:55,906
I believe in you.
I believe in you.
947
00:42:55,906 --> 00:42:57,366
I think you can do it.
948
00:42:57,366 --> 00:42:58,909
In five.
949
00:42:59,034 --> 00:43:02,371
Right when Travis
started playing music,
950
00:43:02,371 --> 00:43:06,125
I think he felt that he was gonna
have these rock vibes
951
00:43:06,500 --> 00:43:09,545
and then right when
he went to select the music,
952
00:43:09,545 --> 00:43:12,047
he went for some Frank Sinatra,
953
00:43:12,047 --> 00:43:16,135
and we listened only to Frank Sinatra
during the birth.
954
00:43:16,135 --> 00:43:19,221
Just breathe. Send some
good oxygen down to him.
955
00:43:21,307 --> 00:43:23,767
Counts of four. Alright, ready?
956
00:43:23,767 --> 00:43:25,561
Take a deep breath in.
957
00:43:25,561 --> 00:43:27,187
And you're gonna bring that column down.
958
00:43:27,187 --> 00:43:28,772
Push out through your body.
959
00:43:28,772 --> 00:43:33,402
Two, three, four, five, six,
960
00:43:33,402 --> 00:43:36,905
seven, eight, nine, and 10.
961
00:43:42,703 --> 00:43:44,371
♪ I said that's life ♪
962
00:43:44,371 --> 00:43:51,211
Three, four, five, six,
seven, eight, nine, and 10.
963
00:43:51,211 --> 00:43:54,298
- Good job.
964
00:43:54,298 --> 00:43:56,383
And push.
965
00:43:56,383 --> 00:43:59,053
Take a deep breath.
Right there.
966
00:43:59,053 --> 00:44:01,347
And push.
967
00:44:01,347 --> 00:44:07,353
One, two, three, four, five, six,
968
00:44:07,353 --> 00:44:11,065
seven, eight, nine, and 10.
969
00:44:11,065 --> 00:44:14,652
Come right back up. And push.
970
00:44:14,652 --> 00:44:20,157
One, two, three--
You have to hold it. Hold five, hold six.
971
00:44:21,325 --> 00:44:24,161
Hold your breath and push out
through your bottom.
972
00:44:24,411 --> 00:44:26,413
Here comes your baby!
973
00:44:27,206 --> 00:44:31,251
...six, seven, eight, nine, and 10.
974
00:44:31,251 --> 00:44:32,586
Great job.
975
00:44:35,631 --> 00:44:37,257
And the head is out.
976
00:44:38,425 --> 00:44:41,428
Oh, my God, so good.
977
00:44:52,773 --> 00:44:54,400
You did great!
978
00:44:55,401 --> 00:44:57,403
Beautiful.
979
00:45:06,537 --> 00:45:08,539
We have a boy. He's perfect.
980
00:45:09,081 --> 00:45:11,834
Okay, let's wipe him down nice and easy.
981
00:45:14,920 --> 00:45:16,547
Congratulations, everyone!
982
00:45:16,547 --> 00:45:17,631
Yay!
983
00:45:17,631 --> 00:45:20,592
I'm holding Rocky XIII Barker,
984
00:45:20,592 --> 00:45:23,554
and it's everything I've ever dreamed of.
985
00:45:23,554 --> 00:45:25,013
Congratulations.
- Thank you, Mom.
986
00:45:25,013 --> 00:45:26,432
He's so beautiful.
987
00:45:26,598 --> 00:45:28,767
I'm so happy that my mom was here.
988
00:45:28,767 --> 00:45:31,186
It turned out to be really special.
989
00:45:31,186 --> 00:45:32,438
He's calm babe.
990
00:45:33,272 --> 00:45:36,608
Well, he's probably so happy
to be next to her.
991
00:45:36,608 --> 00:45:38,527
Yeah, he's, like,
happy to be out of there.
992
00:45:38,527 --> 00:45:40,112
She's very, like, comforting,
993
00:45:40,112 --> 00:45:42,823
and I think it was a special time for me,
her, and Travis
994
00:45:42,823 --> 00:45:45,993
that we could all share
that experience together.
995
00:45:46,118 --> 00:45:48,537
Do you wanna Cheez-It or
whatever you call them?
996
00:45:49,163 --> 00:45:50,164
Not yet.
997
00:45:50,164 --> 00:45:52,166
I think just everything we've been through
998
00:45:52,166 --> 00:45:55,669
to get to this moment,
like, it just feels so surreal.
999
00:45:55,669 --> 00:45:56,754
Hi, baby.
1000
00:45:57,045 --> 00:45:58,213
[over phone] Hi, baby.
1001
00:45:58,213 --> 00:46:00,549
{\an8}- I'm in my interview.
Oh, nice.
1002
00:46:00,549 --> 00:46:03,427
Is there anything you wanted to say about
1003
00:46:03,427 --> 00:46:05,012
the birth or that night?
1004
00:46:05,137 --> 00:46:07,723
I was thinking about it earlier,
'cause I was thinking...
1005
00:46:07,723 --> 00:46:10,017
that it was like too good to be true.
1006
00:46:10,017 --> 00:46:12,978
- One of the best days of my life.
- Yeah.
1007
00:46:12,978 --> 00:46:14,521
Me and my wife's life.
1008
00:46:14,521 --> 00:46:15,606
Yes.
1009
00:46:15,898 --> 00:46:19,443
- I love you. Mwah.
- I love you. Mwah.
1010
00:46:19,443 --> 00:46:21,737
That was so good.
1011
00:46:21,737 --> 00:46:26,074
I have the most supportive
and amazing husband
1012
00:46:26,074 --> 00:46:27,493
I could ever dream of.
1013
00:46:29,369 --> 00:46:33,999
And I'm so happy
in my blissful baby bubble
1014
00:46:33,999 --> 00:46:36,835
and in love with Rocky.
1015
00:46:36,835 --> 00:46:39,421
His little feet.
1016
00:46:39,421 --> 00:46:40,714
Mm.
1017
00:46:41,173 --> 00:46:44,551
You should watch the video
and see what he was born to, babe.
1018
00:46:44,551 --> 00:46:45,844
Mm-hmm.
1019
00:46:45,844 --> 00:46:49,348
I wanna know what song,
like, he popped out to.
1020
00:46:49,348 --> 00:46:51,433
The song that is playing
1021
00:46:51,433 --> 00:46:54,895
right when Rocky is born is That's Life.
1022
00:46:54,895 --> 00:46:57,022
The song just came up in the playlist,
1023
00:46:57,022 --> 00:46:58,899
and we were like, "What a perfect song."
1024
00:47:01,151 --> 00:47:04,822
The way that it all happened
is just such a reminder
1025
00:47:04,822 --> 00:47:08,450
that God's timing is everything.
1026
00:47:16,250 --> 00:47:18,460
Next on, The Kardashians...
1027
00:47:18,460 --> 00:47:21,463
Oh, my God,
I haven't seen any of this.
1028
00:47:21,630 --> 00:47:24,091
I'm in the middle of
planning Christmas Eve.
1029
00:47:24,091 --> 00:47:25,884
So, there will be snow in the front?
1030
00:47:26,134 --> 00:47:29,221
I just have a full white Christmas vision.
1031
00:47:32,307 --> 00:47:34,351
Doing, like, where you stay home
1032
00:47:34,476 --> 00:47:37,229
for 40 days and 40 nights.
1033
00:47:37,604 --> 00:47:39,815
Pasta!
- Pasta.
1034
00:47:39,815 --> 00:47:41,859
There's no other place I would rather be
1035
00:47:41,859 --> 00:47:43,861
than here with my kids.
1036
00:47:43,861 --> 00:47:45,529
Work it out.
1037
00:47:45,988 --> 00:47:48,073
You're just, like,
fine in Hidden Hills.
1038
00:47:48,073 --> 00:47:51,952
Your kids rule your life.
Live your [bleep] life!
1039
00:47:51,952 --> 00:47:53,245
Get out!
1040
00:47:53,245 --> 00:47:55,747
One of my most important jobs
1041
00:47:55,747 --> 00:47:57,457
is planning a family vacation.
1042
00:47:57,666 --> 00:47:59,585
I just have a really bad feeling.
1043
00:47:59,585 --> 00:48:01,670
I feel like something isn't safe.
1044
00:48:01,670 --> 00:48:03,755
Kylie wants to get off the plane.
1045
00:48:09,845 --> 00:48:10,929
♪ Yeah ♪
1046
00:48:10,929 --> 00:48:12,347
♪ I keep comin' back for more ♪
1047
00:48:12,347 --> 00:48:14,641
♪ I gotta keep comin' back for more ♪
1048
00:48:42,210 --> 00:48:43,545
♪ I keep comin' back for more ♪
1049
00:48:43,545 --> 00:48:45,505
♪ I gotta keep comin' back for more ♪
1050
00:48:45,505 --> 00:48:47,925
- ♪ Back for more ♪
1051
00:48:49,009 --> 00:48:50,427
Um, spider.
1052
00:48:50,427 --> 00:48:53,305
Spider, and it's not a Halloween one.
1053
00:48:58,226 --> 00:48:59,978
Oh, my God, right here.
1054
00:48:59,978 --> 00:49:01,980
Nope. No, no, no.
1055
00:49:01,980 --> 00:49:03,523
- Where your f--
Oh God, oh God.
1056
00:49:03,523 --> 00:49:04,900
Climbin' around the boom.
1057
00:49:05,025 --> 00:49:06,485
We gotta freeze frame the face you made.
1058
00:49:06,652 --> 00:49:10,322
Oh. [laughing] Please don't.
1059
00:49:13,367 --> 00:49:15,452
That would be amazing.
1060
00:49:15,452 --> 00:49:18,163
That face was like.