1 00:00:01,000 --> 00:00:04,003 [♪ dramatic music plays] 2 00:00:05,005 --> 00:00:06,924 [Kim Kardashian] Previously on The Kardashians... 3 00:00:06,924 --> 00:00:08,007 Wow. 4 00:00:08,007 --> 00:00:10,969 Being busy and working is my happy place. 5 00:00:11,678 --> 00:00:14,598 Has Kim Kardashian slowed down? No. 6 00:00:15,432 --> 00:00:19,061 I have a new agent, but I have to prove myself. 7 00:00:19,061 --> 00:00:20,145 [Kris yells] 8 00:00:20,145 --> 00:00:22,814 [Khloé Kardashian] This is the cutest [bleep] thing I've ever seen. 9 00:00:23,357 --> 00:00:25,359 Kourtney has Covid. 10 00:00:25,359 --> 00:00:27,611 I'm now, like, mostly on bed rest. 11 00:00:27,611 --> 00:00:30,489 She's a high-risk pregnancy. This is really crazy. 12 00:00:30,489 --> 00:00:33,158 I have to go pack for Paris. Are you gonna come? 13 00:00:33,158 --> 00:00:35,619 - [Khloé] I don't know. - [Kris Jenner] Oh, come on. 14 00:00:35,619 --> 00:00:38,330 Here's to an amazing trip to Paris. 15 00:00:38,330 --> 00:00:41,083 Khloé's not coming. I'm not in the mood to deal. 16 00:00:41,083 --> 00:00:42,709 I know I'm insane. 17 00:00:42,709 --> 00:00:44,461 Welcome to my mind. 18 00:00:44,461 --> 00:00:47,548 [♪ dramatic music plays] 19 00:00:50,884 --> 00:00:53,887 [♪ gentle music playing] 20 00:00:53,887 --> 00:00:55,973 ♪ 21 00:00:57,766 --> 00:00:59,768 [♪ singing in French] 22 00:01:05,858 --> 00:01:08,610 Tonight is our last night in Paris. 23 00:01:08,610 --> 00:01:10,070 This is so pretty. 24 00:01:10,070 --> 00:01:13,365 And then tomorrow, we watch Kendall walk in the L'Oréal show. 25 00:01:13,365 --> 00:01:14,908 - [host] Bonjour, Madame. - Hi, hi. 26 00:01:14,908 --> 00:01:16,451 And then it's back to Calabasas, 27 00:01:16,451 --> 00:01:19,788 where we're gonna celebrate Kim in American Horror Story. 28 00:01:19,788 --> 00:01:22,249 - Let me guide you to your table. - Thank you. 29 00:01:22,249 --> 00:01:24,585 ♪ 30 00:01:30,883 --> 00:01:33,510 It's so gorgeous. 31 00:01:34,511 --> 00:01:36,680 - It's so pretty. - [Corey Gamble] Yeah. It's pretty. 32 00:01:36,680 --> 00:01:39,766 Why do I feel like I'm on an episode of The Bachelorette? 33 00:01:39,766 --> 00:01:42,269 [laughter] 34 00:01:42,269 --> 00:01:44,271 I love being in Paris with Corey 35 00:01:44,271 --> 00:01:47,399 because Corey and I started dating in Paris. 36 00:01:47,399 --> 00:01:51,153 So, he always plans a really special night for us while we're here. 37 00:01:51,445 --> 00:01:54,781 - We have the moon, the full moon. - [Corey] Yeah. 38 00:01:54,781 --> 00:01:57,201 [Kris] And we have the glittering Eiffel Tower. 39 00:01:57,201 --> 00:01:59,953 - Yeah. - And we have us without kids. 40 00:01:59,953 --> 00:02:02,039 - [Corey] Without kids. - Congratulations. 41 00:02:02,039 --> 00:02:04,750 We made it through another Paris Fashion Week, babe. 42 00:02:04,750 --> 00:02:07,878 I used to say to Corey all the time when I first started dating him, like, 43 00:02:07,878 --> 00:02:11,006 "Why do you wanna date somebody older than you?" 44 00:02:11,006 --> 00:02:12,925 I didn't get the age gap. 45 00:02:12,925 --> 00:02:16,512 And then he taught me that age is just a number. 46 00:02:16,512 --> 00:02:18,430 It's a [bleep] big number, 47 00:02:18,430 --> 00:02:20,599 [laughs] but it's a number. [tongue clicks] 48 00:02:20,933 --> 00:02:22,976 I'm gonna try this little goodie. 49 00:02:22,976 --> 00:02:25,521 You can bite first and let me know how it tastes. 50 00:02:25,521 --> 00:02:28,357 Listen, I can't explain someone's chemistry, 51 00:02:28,357 --> 00:02:30,359 or why people fall in love, 52 00:02:30,359 --> 00:02:34,655 but it's been an amazing almost 10 years, 53 00:02:34,655 --> 00:02:36,823 and we have a great time. 54 00:02:36,823 --> 00:02:38,408 I miss Khloé. 55 00:02:38,408 --> 00:02:40,244 - Truth. - I wish she was here. 56 00:02:40,244 --> 00:02:41,787 I know. She should've come. 57 00:02:41,787 --> 00:02:45,082 She just makes life really fabulous. 58 00:02:45,082 --> 00:02:46,708 ♪ 59 00:02:46,708 --> 00:02:48,377 Who doesn't answer the phone 60 00:02:48,377 --> 00:02:52,089 from a girl who's calling from a Eiffel Tower shot? 61 00:02:53,215 --> 00:02:56,009 [clicks tongue] Listen, you little brat. 62 00:02:56,218 --> 00:02:57,553 Maybe Kendall. 63 00:02:57,928 --> 00:02:59,513 You give birth to people, 64 00:02:59,513 --> 00:03:02,349 - you expect a little respect in return. - [FaceTime ringing] 65 00:03:02,349 --> 00:03:05,686 Did I mention that children were overrated? 66 00:03:05,686 --> 00:03:08,021 - [ringing stops] - All I wanna do is share some of this 67 00:03:08,021 --> 00:03:11,859 with my kids since we're in the same city, a lot of us. 68 00:03:11,859 --> 00:03:13,569 - Now we're trying Kim. - [ringing] 69 00:03:13,569 --> 00:03:16,989 - And I'm drunk-dialing people. - [Corey laughs] 70 00:03:16,989 --> 00:03:20,492 Is this a joke? Am I being pranked? 71 00:03:20,492 --> 00:03:23,996 Really, kids? Not one of you can pick up the [bleep] phone? 72 00:03:23,996 --> 00:03:27,416 Okay. I'll remember that. 73 00:03:27,416 --> 00:03:29,001 - Okay, I'm gonna-- - You can call Kourtney. 74 00:03:29,001 --> 00:03:30,752 She's, like, a romantic person, 75 00:03:30,752 --> 00:03:33,088 - so she'd probably like a Paris call. - Oh. 76 00:03:33,088 --> 00:03:34,965 She ain't doin' nothin' but pregnant. 77 00:03:36,842 --> 00:03:39,344 - Hey, Mom. - Look at the background! 78 00:03:39,344 --> 00:03:41,555 [Kourtney Kardashian Barker] That's so pretty. Look, babe. 79 00:03:41,555 --> 00:03:42,764 Hi, Trav. 80 00:03:42,764 --> 00:03:45,225 - Hi. How are you? - Hi. It's me and Corey. 81 00:03:45,225 --> 00:03:46,310 What's up, y'all? 82 00:03:46,310 --> 00:03:48,478 [Kris] We're having a, a little romantic d-- 83 00:03:48,478 --> 00:03:49,897 - [phone beeping] - Oh! There's-- Okay, wait, 84 00:03:49,897 --> 00:03:52,399 you're getting upstaged for-- Don't go anywhere. 85 00:03:52,399 --> 00:03:54,276 Oh, never mind. We'll call that one back. 86 00:03:54,276 --> 00:03:55,986 [Corey] I knew to call y'all because 87 00:03:55,986 --> 00:03:57,613 y'all the most romantic people in the world, 88 00:03:57,613 --> 00:04:00,282 so I knew a Paris phone call to y'all would hit. 89 00:04:00,282 --> 00:04:03,619 Exactly, and you knew she was about to hang up with me for Kim 90 00:04:03,619 --> 00:04:05,996 - and Corey was like-- - No, Kendall. 91 00:04:05,996 --> 00:04:07,706 - For Kendall. - [Kourtney] Oh, Kendall. 92 00:04:07,706 --> 00:04:09,124 Yeah, who's actually down the street, 93 00:04:09,124 --> 00:04:10,417 and wouldn't answer our call. 94 00:04:10,417 --> 00:04:12,836 We were just calling. We know-- We're on baby watch. 95 00:04:12,836 --> 00:04:16,131 That's what we're dedicating our lives to. 96 00:04:16,131 --> 00:04:22,721 You'll be good. Uh, Travis leaves in about 30 minutes to go to Spain. 97 00:04:22,721 --> 00:04:25,307 - [Kris] Whoa, really? - [Corey] Long flight. 98 00:04:25,307 --> 00:04:26,850 Not too far-- How long will you be gone? 99 00:04:26,850 --> 00:04:28,936 - [Travis Barker] Sixteen days. - Okay. 100 00:04:28,936 --> 00:04:30,229 - Oh, good. - Okay. 101 00:04:30,229 --> 00:04:33,398 [Corey] Enjoy your last moments together before he goes to the airport. 102 00:04:33,398 --> 00:04:36,193 - We didn't mean to interrupt the lovers. - No. 103 00:04:36,193 --> 00:04:38,278 - [Kourtney] Thank you. We love you guys. - [Travis] Thank you. 104 00:04:38,278 --> 00:04:40,197 - We love you. - Alright, peace. 105 00:04:40,572 --> 00:04:41,907 Okay, who else can we call? 106 00:04:41,907 --> 00:04:45,244 I feel like we're prank c-call-- doing prank phone calls. 107 00:04:45,244 --> 00:04:47,329 - [crosstalk] - Oh, here's Khloé! 108 00:04:47,329 --> 00:04:50,374 Hurry. Look at the Eiffel Tower! It's going off! 109 00:04:50,374 --> 00:04:53,836 Oh, it's beautiful. And so glittery. 110 00:04:53,836 --> 00:04:55,128 Well, we miss you. 111 00:04:55,128 --> 00:04:58,006 We just wanted to tell you, you were very, very missed. 112 00:04:58,006 --> 00:04:59,758 Wait 'til I tell you the stories. 113 00:04:59,758 --> 00:05:02,094 [Khloé] I just couldn't make it shake this time. 114 00:05:02,094 --> 00:05:03,428 I get it. 115 00:05:03,428 --> 00:05:05,472 I'm actually really disappointed 116 00:05:05,472 --> 00:05:08,100 because I had so many fun things planned for her and I. 117 00:05:08,100 --> 00:05:10,018 She's my partner in crime. 118 00:05:10,018 --> 00:05:13,063 Kim is busy with everything else she's doing, 119 00:05:13,063 --> 00:05:17,067 and I was really looking forward to hanging out with Khloé this week. 120 00:05:17,067 --> 00:05:18,151 Where are you? 121 00:05:18,151 --> 00:05:20,237 [Khloé] I'm outside. We're doing Halloween decorations. 122 00:05:20,237 --> 00:05:23,824 Oh, how fun! That's so cute! 123 00:05:23,824 --> 00:05:26,118 [Khloé] Okay, I gotta get ready for school pickup. 124 00:05:26,118 --> 00:05:28,495 We love you. We wish you were here. 125 00:05:28,495 --> 00:05:32,624 Right now, she's really happy focusing on her kids, 126 00:05:32,624 --> 00:05:36,211 getting to bed early, working out, taking care of herself, 127 00:05:36,211 --> 00:05:38,380 so there's gotta be a reason she's staying home. 128 00:05:38,380 --> 00:05:40,966 And so, we're just gonna let that ride. 129 00:05:40,966 --> 00:05:43,135 - I love you. [kisses] - [Khloé] Love you too, bye. 130 00:05:43,135 --> 00:05:45,220 - Bye. - [Corey] Bye-bye. 131 00:05:45,554 --> 00:05:48,557 Alright, so, we have a couple things left, 132 00:05:48,557 --> 00:05:50,851 and then we have the L'Oréal show. 133 00:05:50,851 --> 00:05:52,686 - So, I'm so excited. - Which is back over there. 134 00:05:52,686 --> 00:05:54,813 Yeah, it's so good. 135 00:05:54,813 --> 00:05:56,481 'Kay, kiss. 136 00:05:56,481 --> 00:05:59,568 Hey, this is The Bachelor kiss. Okay, hurry. 137 00:06:00,402 --> 00:06:02,404 Better kiss-- Bachelor kiss. 138 00:06:02,404 --> 00:06:05,073 [♪ upbeat music playing] 139 00:06:05,073 --> 00:06:09,620 - ♪ I'm gonna start livin' ♪ - Paris is always a good idea. 140 00:06:09,620 --> 00:06:11,121 Paris is always a good idea. 141 00:06:12,748 --> 00:06:14,750 - Cheers. Love you. - Love you. 142 00:06:14,750 --> 00:06:16,460 ♪ 143 00:06:16,460 --> 00:06:20,839 ♪ Nothin' but the best for me ♪ 144 00:06:21,632 --> 00:06:26,261 ♪ Nothin' but the best is good enough for me ♪ 145 00:06:26,970 --> 00:06:30,891 ♪ Nothin' but the best, best for me ♪ 146 00:06:32,226 --> 00:06:37,523 ♪ Nothin' but the best is good enough for me ♪ 147 00:06:37,523 --> 00:06:39,942 - Hey, Khloé. - Hi, wow. 148 00:06:39,942 --> 00:06:41,693 - [greeting Khloé] - I didn't know what I was getting 149 00:06:41,693 --> 00:06:44,112 invited over for; I thought I was coming to hang out with you in bed. 150 00:06:44,112 --> 00:06:45,864 - We can do it all. - [Khloé] Yay. 151 00:06:45,864 --> 00:06:48,200 I am finally Covid free, 152 00:06:48,200 --> 00:06:51,161 and now I just feel really good and amazing. 153 00:06:51,161 --> 00:06:53,038 Nothing can phase me. 154 00:06:53,038 --> 00:06:54,873 Okay, well, I did bring Twister 155 00:06:54,873 --> 00:06:56,583 'cause I thought we were in bed together. 156 00:06:56,583 --> 00:06:58,752 - That's what I thought-- - Wait, you know I'm not allowed 157 00:06:58,752 --> 00:07:01,171 - to twist my body. - You brought Twister? 158 00:07:01,171 --> 00:07:03,549 I thought it could be fun, or we could do a puzzle. 159 00:07:03,549 --> 00:07:05,050 - Wait, I love puzzles. - [Khloé] I know! 160 00:07:05,050 --> 00:07:06,343 I thought we were hanging out in bed. 161 00:07:06,343 --> 00:07:08,846 - I didn't know you were, like, mobile. - We're leaving. No, we're leaving. 162 00:07:08,846 --> 00:07:11,640 No, but if you can go downstairs, [bleep] being in bed. 163 00:07:11,640 --> 00:07:13,809 [Kourtney] I'm pretty much on bed rest. 164 00:07:13,809 --> 00:07:17,521 The third trimester, I just haven't been able to travel, 165 00:07:17,521 --> 00:07:19,606 but I've been having lots of visitors. 166 00:07:19,606 --> 00:07:21,149 [all saying goodbye] 167 00:07:21,149 --> 00:07:25,195 I miss going to my kids' activities and things like that, 168 00:07:25,195 --> 00:07:28,824 but I know that it's all for a good reason. 169 00:07:28,824 --> 00:07:31,076 What did you pack in your hospital bag? 170 00:07:31,076 --> 00:07:32,911 Tell me if you have anything to add. 171 00:07:33,287 --> 00:07:35,122 "Cozy blanket. A nursing pillow." 172 00:07:35,122 --> 00:07:37,082 I definitely did not bring a nursing pillow. 173 00:07:37,082 --> 00:07:39,168 "Outfit for baby to come home in." Yes. 174 00:07:39,168 --> 00:07:43,297 And then I had to bring my cord blood box or whatever. 175 00:07:43,297 --> 00:07:47,009 Yeah, it's like an ice box to send off the placenta 176 00:07:47,009 --> 00:07:49,136 and make into the capsules. 177 00:07:49,136 --> 00:07:53,098 I am so incredibly happy for Kourt and Trav. 178 00:07:53,098 --> 00:07:55,976 I think we're all just excited to meet him, 179 00:07:55,976 --> 00:08:00,689 and welcome him to this wild, crazy, amazing family. 180 00:08:00,689 --> 00:08:04,568 - Oh, like a Beats pill thingy, speaker? - Mm. 181 00:08:04,568 --> 00:08:07,029 Let's give Travis something to do. 182 00:08:07,029 --> 00:08:09,531 - [Khloé] 'Kay. -"Playlist and speaker." 183 00:08:11,325 --> 00:08:13,619 - [Khloé] Can I look at that book? - [Kourtney] Yeah. 184 00:08:13,619 --> 00:08:15,746 So, I'm gonna go back to the beginning, 185 00:08:15,746 --> 00:08:17,873 and, like, fill stuff in. 186 00:08:17,873 --> 00:08:19,166 [Khloé] This is amazing. 187 00:08:19,166 --> 00:08:20,459 Thank you. 188 00:08:20,459 --> 00:08:22,377 I mean, I'm not a scrapbooker. 189 00:08:22,377 --> 00:08:28,091 I've never done this before until doing it for this gift for my husband. 190 00:08:28,091 --> 00:08:29,801 Kourt, this is wild. 191 00:08:29,801 --> 00:08:32,971 Taking the time to really create something 192 00:08:32,971 --> 00:08:36,558 that's, like, telling a story, I think is really special. 193 00:08:36,558 --> 00:08:38,435 Why didn't you go to Paris? 194 00:08:38,435 --> 00:08:41,230 I just didn't feel like it was the place for me. 195 00:08:41,230 --> 00:08:44,066 I was just getting anxious leaving the kids. 196 00:08:44,441 --> 00:08:47,277 Tristan's gone, and it's hard for me to leave them, 197 00:08:47,277 --> 00:08:49,571 and I don't have, like, a parent to stay with them. 198 00:08:49,571 --> 00:08:53,242 And then I was thinking, the whole family was out of the country, 199 00:08:53,242 --> 00:08:54,868 and I was like, "What if there's an earthquake? 200 00:08:54,868 --> 00:08:56,495 What if there's something? There's no parent." 201 00:08:56,495 --> 00:09:00,332 - I just was freakin' myself out. - Um, wait, where did Tristan go? 202 00:09:00,332 --> 00:09:01,416 To Cleveland. 203 00:09:01,416 --> 00:09:04,086 - For what? - To play basketball. 204 00:09:04,086 --> 00:09:06,171 Oh, he plays on that team? 205 00:09:06,171 --> 00:09:08,590 - [chuckles] Mm-hmm. - The Cleveland team? 206 00:09:08,590 --> 00:09:12,302 - Mm-hmm, he's back there. - Whoa. Since when? 207 00:09:12,302 --> 00:09:14,555 - This year. - I thought he played on the Lakers? 208 00:09:14,555 --> 00:09:17,099 - He-He went back to the Cavs. - Wow. 209 00:09:17,099 --> 00:09:19,184 How do you feel that he's gone? 210 00:09:19,184 --> 00:09:23,689 I'm fine. It's just he's a big help when he's here. 211 00:09:23,689 --> 00:09:25,816 - Mm-hmm. - And, you know, I don't have 212 00:09:25,816 --> 00:09:27,985 nannies at night, which I might have to change, 213 00:09:27,985 --> 00:09:31,405 or at least have, like, someone be available sometimes. 214 00:09:31,405 --> 00:09:33,657 So, you have no one that lives in right now? 215 00:09:33,657 --> 00:09:37,619 - Mm-mm. And I'm just so hands-on-- - They're at school half the time, 216 00:09:37,619 --> 00:09:39,580 - but not Tatum. - I know, but I make all of her lunches, 217 00:09:39,580 --> 00:09:41,415 I make her break-- Like, I do everything. 218 00:09:41,415 --> 00:09:42,749 - Yeah. - And no one-- 219 00:09:42,749 --> 00:09:45,043 I don't let anyone else do it. Tristan has done it. 220 00:09:45,043 --> 00:09:47,546 But I'm so particular. [chuckles] 221 00:09:47,546 --> 00:09:50,215 Like, oh, my gosh, I can't even think about that. 222 00:09:50,215 --> 00:09:52,342 Listen, I love my routine. 223 00:09:52,342 --> 00:09:57,097 I love being with my kids, but being a parent is hard. 224 00:09:57,097 --> 00:10:01,059 And it's [bleep] every day after 8:30 when True's asleep, 225 00:10:01,059 --> 00:10:05,772 I am, like, crawling like I'm Leonardo DiCaprio out of 226 00:10:05,772 --> 00:10:10,027 Wolf of Wall Street to my bed. Like, how do I get there? 227 00:10:10,027 --> 00:10:13,071 Then you wake up again, and you do it all over. 228 00:10:13,071 --> 00:10:14,907 I make the lunches and I started with 229 00:10:14,907 --> 00:10:17,284 the cookie-cutter hearts for the watermelon. 230 00:10:17,284 --> 00:10:20,871 Like, once you start the cute shit that you're so excited to do, 231 00:10:20,871 --> 00:10:22,414 God forbid you don't. 232 00:10:22,789 --> 00:10:25,542 But it's ama-- Like, at the same time, it's, like, all you want. 233 00:10:25,542 --> 00:10:28,337 It's the weirdest [bleep] thing. 234 00:10:28,337 --> 00:10:31,840 'Cause you're exhausted, and you're like, "I'm-I'm gonna die." 235 00:10:31,840 --> 00:10:35,594 And then, literally, when they're asleep by 10:00, I'm like, "I miss them." 236 00:10:35,594 --> 00:10:39,306 Like, get it together, Khloé. Snap out of it. 237 00:10:39,306 --> 00:10:42,017 Did you see my blood vial in there? 238 00:10:42,935 --> 00:10:43,936 What? 239 00:10:44,686 --> 00:10:45,687 No. 240 00:10:45,687 --> 00:10:48,023 'Cause you didn't keep goin'. 241 00:10:49,525 --> 00:10:51,944 - [Kourtney clears throat] - Gotta see the blood. [chuckles] 242 00:10:51,944 --> 00:10:54,363 - It's a real thing of blood? - Yeah. 243 00:10:54,363 --> 00:10:56,532 - For real? No. - [Kourtney] Yeah. 244 00:10:56,532 --> 00:11:00,285 But what was the point to get it from the first time? 245 00:11:00,285 --> 00:11:02,621 Just to, like, have each other's. 246 00:11:02,996 --> 00:11:05,207 [Khloé laughs] 247 00:11:05,207 --> 00:11:08,919 To wanna show off your blood vials is also like, 248 00:11:08,919 --> 00:11:12,005 "Alright, if that's what you're into," but... 249 00:11:12,756 --> 00:11:16,426 it's very, like, Billy Bob Thornton of them. 250 00:11:16,885 --> 00:11:19,888 In, like, my every minute of the day, 251 00:11:19,888 --> 00:11:24,726 do I wanna be, like, harnessing a tube of blood? 252 00:11:24,726 --> 00:11:29,648 Not for me, but that's what makes the world go 'round. 253 00:11:29,648 --> 00:11:31,233 [whispers] We're all different. 254 00:11:31,233 --> 00:11:34,152 [♪ intense string music plays] 255 00:11:34,152 --> 00:11:37,239 Wow. Rock on with your bad self. 256 00:11:37,948 --> 00:11:40,826 [♪ upbeat music playing] 257 00:11:45,539 --> 00:11:48,542 ♪ Feel the adrenalin, it's takin' control ♪ 258 00:11:49,376 --> 00:11:53,380 We're off to see Kendall walk in the L'Oréal show tonight. 259 00:11:53,380 --> 00:11:54,464 ♪ We locked and loaded ♪ 260 00:11:54,464 --> 00:11:55,966 - ♪ And we're ready to roll ♪ - So chic. 261 00:11:55,966 --> 00:11:57,551 So, this is a big night for Kendall 262 00:11:57,551 --> 00:11:59,553 because now she's part of the L'Oréal team. 263 00:11:59,553 --> 00:12:00,846 [camera clicking] 264 00:12:00,846 --> 00:12:02,681 Alright, guys, let's go see Kendall. 265 00:12:02,681 --> 00:12:04,683 ♪ We got that wild side ♪ 266 00:12:05,184 --> 00:12:08,312 Just a little buzz over to watch our Kenny. 267 00:12:08,312 --> 00:12:13,150 Kendall being chosen as the new face of L'Oréal is such a big deal. 268 00:12:13,150 --> 00:12:14,443 Look at the Eiffel Tower. 269 00:12:14,443 --> 00:12:17,279 And there's nobody better for this campaign, 270 00:12:17,279 --> 00:12:21,283 and I'm so excited for this huge production. 271 00:12:21,283 --> 00:12:24,828 - ♪ We got that wild side ♪ - [paparazzi shouting] 272 00:12:26,705 --> 00:12:28,749 [indistinct chatter] 273 00:12:28,749 --> 00:12:31,168 ♪ We got that wild side ♪ 274 00:12:31,168 --> 00:12:32,669 I just wanted to tell you welcome, 275 00:12:32,669 --> 00:12:33,962 - and I hope you feel... - Thank you. 276 00:12:33,962 --> 00:12:35,255 - ...so much love tonight. - Thank you. 277 00:12:35,255 --> 00:12:37,257 And positive energy, and that you have a blast. 278 00:12:37,257 --> 00:12:38,342 Thank you. You too. 279 00:12:38,342 --> 00:12:39,843 - Thank you so much. - Okay, you're welcome. 280 00:12:39,843 --> 00:12:43,722 Tonight is the L'Oréal Paris Show. I am super excited. I feel really good. 281 00:12:46,683 --> 00:12:48,185 [Kendall Jenner] Oh, my God! Stop. Thank you. 282 00:12:48,185 --> 00:12:49,603 - I'm so happy. - Whatever you need. 283 00:12:49,603 --> 00:12:50,687 Thank you. 284 00:12:50,687 --> 00:12:52,981 I want to work with brands that I resonate with, 285 00:12:52,981 --> 00:12:57,069 that I feel like I connect on what their goal or their motive is. 286 00:12:57,069 --> 00:12:59,780 So, working with L'Oréal, like, fits in kind of perfectly, 287 00:12:59,780 --> 00:13:02,199 and what they stand for is really powerful. 288 00:13:02,199 --> 00:13:05,911 Mom, you're here so timely and on-- You're early. 289 00:13:05,911 --> 00:13:08,330 - I-- For once? - The show's not for an hour 290 00:13:08,330 --> 00:13:10,332 - and 15 minutes. - Who is always 15-- I'm an hour 291 00:13:10,332 --> 00:13:11,792 - and 15 minutes early. - It's at 9:00. 292 00:13:11,792 --> 00:13:14,878 [♪ gentle string music playing] 293 00:13:15,546 --> 00:13:18,590 I wish you stayed back and watched The Golden Bachelor with us. 294 00:13:18,590 --> 00:13:21,885 I know... Well, guess what? 295 00:13:21,885 --> 00:13:23,637 - It was great. You should watch it. - We have next-- 296 00:13:23,637 --> 00:13:26,932 Well, you won't be home next week, but I'll watch it in memory of you. 297 00:13:26,932 --> 00:13:28,892 - And then we'll watch it, yeah. - And then we'll catch up, 298 00:13:28,892 --> 00:13:29,977 and we'll watch it together. 299 00:13:29,977 --> 00:13:33,564 If I'm home, and I'm not doing anything on Monday nights, 300 00:13:33,564 --> 00:13:37,025 then I have girlfriends over and we watch The Bachelor, sue me. 301 00:13:37,025 --> 00:13:39,945 It was just so genuine, and it was so adorable. 302 00:13:39,945 --> 00:13:41,238 And he was just like-- 303 00:13:41,238 --> 00:13:43,115 Like, the girl that got the "First Impression" rose, 304 00:13:43,115 --> 00:13:44,616 he was like, "I'm giving this to you 305 00:13:44,616 --> 00:13:46,910 because of your presence when you talk to me." 306 00:13:46,910 --> 00:13:48,495 Like, he was so specific... 307 00:13:48,495 --> 00:13:49,997 - Wow. - ...about why he gave it to her, 308 00:13:49,997 --> 00:13:53,000 and I'm just like, "Ugh, bless your soul." 309 00:13:53,000 --> 00:13:55,752 I'm so happy you have something to look forward to... 310 00:13:55,752 --> 00:13:57,462 - [Kendall] Mom. - ...week to week. 311 00:13:57,462 --> 00:14:00,215 Please. I have, I have a life. 312 00:14:00,215 --> 00:14:03,343 I swear the show sees my dorkiest moments. 313 00:14:03,343 --> 00:14:05,512 Me just like freaking out over Gerry the bachelor. 314 00:14:05,512 --> 00:14:08,015 Like, these are, like, my dorkiest-- Whatever. 315 00:14:08,015 --> 00:14:10,726 I am in my grandma era for sure. 316 00:14:12,811 --> 00:14:13,812 Oh, no, it's a life-- 317 00:14:13,812 --> 00:14:15,981 - It's a lifestyle choice, yeah. - [producer laughing] 318 00:14:15,981 --> 00:14:18,483 [Kris] Alright, everybody, see ya later. 319 00:14:18,901 --> 00:14:20,694 [traffic rumbling] 320 00:14:20,694 --> 00:14:22,654 [crowd cheering] 321 00:14:24,531 --> 00:14:26,867 [audience cheering, applauding] 322 00:14:27,284 --> 00:14:29,786 I think the show is gonna start, guys. 323 00:14:29,786 --> 00:14:32,956 - [♪ anticipatory music playing] - Oh, there it goes. 324 00:14:36,299 --> 00:14:38,378 [♪ anticipatory music playing] 325 00:14:42,508 --> 00:14:44,134 [Kris] Oh, there it goes. 326 00:14:45,719 --> 00:14:48,305 [♪ thumping dance music playing] 327 00:14:48,305 --> 00:14:52,059 This show tonight is such a big deal. 328 00:14:52,643 --> 00:14:55,854 The crowds of people that are surrounding the venue. 329 00:14:55,854 --> 00:14:57,981 Thousands and thousands of people. 330 00:14:57,981 --> 00:15:02,069 And we're so excited to watch Kendall walk the runway. 331 00:15:02,694 --> 00:15:04,696 [audience cheering] 332 00:15:05,280 --> 00:15:07,991 [Kendall] It's amazing. We're directly under the Eiffel Tower. 333 00:15:07,991 --> 00:15:09,117 It's so beautiful. 334 00:15:09,117 --> 00:15:11,620 The crowd is fun 'cause everyone's kinda shouting at you, 335 00:15:11,620 --> 00:15:13,705 and you're waving to everyone. 336 00:15:13,705 --> 00:15:15,415 [cheering] 337 00:15:16,542 --> 00:15:18,502 ♪ 338 00:15:18,919 --> 00:15:20,128 [Kris] Woo! 339 00:15:22,840 --> 00:15:25,759 It's magical. I mean, Kendall comes out on the runway, 340 00:15:25,759 --> 00:15:27,427 and she has dancers. 341 00:15:27,845 --> 00:15:30,973 Kendall has backup dancers. It was so fun. 342 00:15:30,973 --> 00:15:34,768 Kendall! Woo! 343 00:15:34,768 --> 00:15:38,272 [Kendall] I definitely believe that women empowerment is so, so important. 344 00:15:38,272 --> 00:15:41,775 [Kris] Kendall! Kendall! 345 00:15:42,734 --> 00:15:46,613 I feel like I-I've been, like, taught that with my sisters, and my whole life. 346 00:15:46,613 --> 00:15:48,490 We have this really beautiful understanding of, like, 347 00:15:48,490 --> 00:15:50,909 let's all support each other, and let's all lift each other up. 348 00:15:50,909 --> 00:15:54,538 So, um, yeah, I'm always here to support a bad bitch. 349 00:15:54,538 --> 00:15:55,831 ♪ 350 00:16:02,129 --> 00:16:05,215 This is the perfect way to end Paris. 351 00:16:05,215 --> 00:16:07,718 Sitting underneath the Eiffel Tower, 352 00:16:07,718 --> 00:16:10,929 and my daughter's being celebrated for who she is. 353 00:16:10,929 --> 00:16:14,892 It doesn't get any more special than that. It really doesn't. 354 00:16:21,315 --> 00:16:24,526 [♪ upbeat music playing] 355 00:16:28,197 --> 00:16:32,826 ♪ Watch me shine, while you're sittin' on the sidelines ♪ 356 00:16:32,826 --> 00:16:34,328 [Kim] Hello? 357 00:16:34,995 --> 00:16:36,246 - Oh my gosh, thank you. - Mwah! 358 00:16:37,080 --> 00:16:39,124 [Kim] Paris was so much fun. 359 00:16:39,124 --> 00:16:43,378 And now, I'm having dinner with Ryan Murphy and my mom, 360 00:16:43,378 --> 00:16:45,923 and I had no idea; I saw it on the schedule today. 361 00:16:45,923 --> 00:16:50,636 This is exactly what happened when he asked me to do American Horror Story. 362 00:16:50,636 --> 00:16:52,221 So, I don't know, it's coming out soon. 363 00:16:52,221 --> 00:16:56,350 Maybe it's just a cute catch-up and I have no idea. 364 00:16:56,350 --> 00:16:57,935 [Ryan Murphy] I love your little purse. 365 00:16:57,935 --> 00:17:00,312 - What's in there? Lip balm? - I-I was gonna say, "Ask me what's in it." 366 00:17:00,312 --> 00:17:02,147 - [Ryan] What's in your purse? - I actually grabbed it 367 00:17:02,147 --> 00:17:04,066 - with nothing in it. - [laughter] 368 00:17:04,066 --> 00:17:07,361 But typically, it would be a piece of gum, a powder puff, and a lipstick. 369 00:17:07,361 --> 00:17:10,155 This week is the premiere of American Horror Story. 370 00:17:10,155 --> 00:17:13,909 I'm definitely nervous because I say really kinda salacious lines, 371 00:17:13,909 --> 00:17:15,702 and crazy things in this. 372 00:17:15,702 --> 00:17:17,996 I just wanna-- I really wanna do a good job. 373 00:17:17,996 --> 00:17:19,289 Last time we all had dinner-- 374 00:17:19,289 --> 00:17:21,416 Yeah, last time we had dinner, I came out, and I had like, 375 00:17:21,416 --> 00:17:24,628 "Let's do some great reality show about style." 376 00:17:24,628 --> 00:17:26,338 And you were like, "No, I kinda wanna act." 377 00:17:26,338 --> 00:17:27,840 - [Kris laughing] - And it was kinda great, 378 00:17:27,840 --> 00:17:29,591 and I was like-- and that put the seed in my head, 379 00:17:29,591 --> 00:17:31,677 - and then we wrote that part for you. - Yeah. 380 00:17:31,677 --> 00:17:33,262 [Ryan] Ya know, it's been a really good experience. 381 00:17:33,262 --> 00:17:37,015 Although, I don't think Kim was prepared for how long the hours are. 382 00:17:37,015 --> 00:17:38,767 - It's hard. - [Kim] It's no joke. 383 00:17:38,767 --> 00:17:40,185 [Ryan] It's no joke. 384 00:17:40,185 --> 00:17:43,438 You were really, really good to the point that they called me and were like, 385 00:17:43,438 --> 00:17:45,357 "Do you think Kim would wanna do her own show?" 386 00:17:45,691 --> 00:17:48,318 [♪ downbeat music plays] 387 00:17:48,318 --> 00:17:50,904 [bleep]. What did I get myself into? [laughs] 388 00:17:50,904 --> 00:17:53,407 Can I really pull this off? But I-I think I can. 389 00:17:53,407 --> 00:17:54,825 [Ryan] It's a really good idea. 390 00:17:54,825 --> 00:18:01,123 So, Kim is the world's best, most expensive divorce lawyer. 391 00:18:02,082 --> 00:18:03,333 - Oh. - [Ryan] And she has her... 392 00:18:05,043 --> 00:18:06,920 [Ryan] ...own firm, and the thing about her firm is 393 00:18:06,920 --> 00:18:09,006 that it's an all-female firm. 394 00:18:09,006 --> 00:18:11,300 - On brand. - [Ryan] ...and love. Very on brand. 395 00:18:11,300 --> 00:18:15,762 I know I don't need to add another thing to my schedule, 396 00:18:15,762 --> 00:18:20,267 or another TV show, but it's so different than what I do, 397 00:18:20,267 --> 00:18:21,852 and it's such a challenge for me. 398 00:18:21,852 --> 00:18:24,229 And I just-- I love the challenge. 399 00:18:24,229 --> 00:18:26,857 So, I just wanna see this out. 400 00:18:26,857 --> 00:18:28,650 [Ryan] When you're going through a divorce, 401 00:18:28,650 --> 00:18:31,820 I would imagine that you become very close to your lawyer, 402 00:18:31,820 --> 00:18:33,113 and tell them everything-- 403 00:18:33,113 --> 00:18:35,407 I mean, there's even so many fun moments with, like, 404 00:18:35,407 --> 00:18:37,576 Laura and I where I'm just like, 405 00:18:37,576 --> 00:18:39,870 "Don't ever let me do this again." 406 00:18:39,870 --> 00:18:41,705 Then the next one, she would be like, 407 00:18:41,705 --> 00:18:43,749 "Hi, you reminded me last time. 408 00:18:43,749 --> 00:18:46,627 - Don't ever let you do this again." - [Ryan] Has she done all of your-- 409 00:18:46,627 --> 00:18:48,504 - Two of 'em, but, like, enough to know. - [Kris laughing] 410 00:18:48,504 --> 00:18:50,547 - And then sh-- I was like, "On the... - [Kris] That's so sad. 411 00:18:50,547 --> 00:18:52,508 -"Has she done all of your divorces?" - [Kim] ...next one." 412 00:18:52,508 --> 00:18:53,884 "D-Don't ever let me do this." Ya know? 413 00:18:53,884 --> 00:18:55,594 - [Kris] Yeah. - And she just is, like, so funny. 414 00:18:55,594 --> 00:18:57,513 Well, 'cause it-it has what Sex and the City has, 415 00:18:57,513 --> 00:18:59,014 which is girlfriends. 416 00:18:59,014 --> 00:19:00,724 - It has, like, a bond... - [Kim] Totally. 417 00:19:00,724 --> 00:19:04,102 ...of women trying to get through an experience together. 418 00:19:04,102 --> 00:19:05,604 - Yeah. - [Ryan] Well, the fun of it is, 419 00:19:05,604 --> 00:19:08,106 "Not only am I a lawyer, but I play one on TV." 420 00:19:08,106 --> 00:19:10,734 - Like, that's the best catchphrase ever. - Totally. 421 00:19:10,734 --> 00:19:12,819 I mean, could she shoot it in Los Angeles? 422 00:19:12,819 --> 00:19:14,363 [Ryan] Oh, it definitely has to shoot in LA. 423 00:19:14,363 --> 00:19:15,447 - [Kris] Okay. - Yeah. 424 00:19:15,447 --> 00:19:17,824 I mean, we have to, like, build a sound stage outside your back door. 425 00:19:17,824 --> 00:19:19,618 - Okay. - Yeah. 426 00:19:19,618 --> 00:19:21,703 You just have to juggle the two shows. 427 00:19:21,703 --> 00:19:24,748 You've got this show, and something new, 428 00:19:24,748 --> 00:19:27,876 which you were able to juggle even when it was in New York. 429 00:19:27,876 --> 00:19:32,673 Once I finish law school, I am golden. 430 00:19:32,673 --> 00:19:36,468 - When is that? - I take the Bar 2025. 431 00:19:36,468 --> 00:19:37,970 Got it. 432 00:19:37,970 --> 00:19:41,807 Well, I think, when you put your mind to something, you make it happen. 433 00:19:41,807 --> 00:19:43,392 - [Kim] Mm-hmm. - [Kris] And as long as you guys 434 00:19:43,392 --> 00:19:44,685 can figure out how many days a week. 435 00:19:44,685 --> 00:19:46,103 If it's a couple, two, three days a week, 436 00:19:46,103 --> 00:19:50,274 I think you could possibly do that if you take other things out. 437 00:19:50,274 --> 00:19:55,112 I think if you do Kardashians, your new show, your kids, and the Bar, 438 00:19:55,112 --> 00:19:57,406 that's four thi-- and you have SKIMS. 439 00:19:57,406 --> 00:19:59,032 [Ryan] It's not like you're shooting every day, 440 00:19:59,032 --> 00:20:01,159 and you can plan your year accordingly. 441 00:20:01,159 --> 00:20:02,244 Totally. 442 00:20:02,244 --> 00:20:06,790 As Kim's mom, I, of course, worry about her being healthy, 443 00:20:06,790 --> 00:20:08,709 and, you know, taking time for herself, 444 00:20:08,709 --> 00:20:11,920 but being creative is what fuels her. 445 00:20:11,920 --> 00:20:14,298 This is what makes her happy. 446 00:20:14,298 --> 00:20:19,011 It's really clear to me now that this is what she loves more than anything. 447 00:20:19,011 --> 00:20:22,181 And being a working mom, it's really hard. 448 00:20:22,181 --> 00:20:26,727 The balance of, ya know, motherhood, being a mom, 449 00:20:26,727 --> 00:20:31,231 it's a challenge, and it's a dance, and Kim has to figure it out. 450 00:20:31,231 --> 00:20:33,358 [Ryan] I don't know how you would fit that in with your life, 451 00:20:33,358 --> 00:20:34,526 but we'd have to figure it out. 452 00:20:34,902 --> 00:20:36,820 I would have to figure that out. 453 00:20:36,820 --> 00:20:38,822 [♪ gentle music plays] 454 00:20:38,822 --> 00:20:41,074 [birds chirping] 455 00:20:43,577 --> 00:20:47,581 - [♪ upbeat music playing] - [gentle waves crashing] 456 00:20:51,335 --> 00:20:53,086 [Simon Huck] This is a lotta gifts. 457 00:20:53,086 --> 00:20:56,632 I have all these gifts to open, that I was opening them with the kids, 458 00:20:56,632 --> 00:20:58,217 and they all ditched me, and I was like, 459 00:20:58,217 --> 00:21:01,053 "This is not fun to open alone." 460 00:21:01,053 --> 00:21:02,804 - [Simon] We can open-- - So, I was waiting for you. 461 00:21:02,804 --> 00:21:03,972 [Simon] Yeah. We can open today. 462 00:21:03,972 --> 00:21:06,975 - How to die is the gift from Liz. - [Simon] Oh, to die. 463 00:21:06,975 --> 00:21:09,061 I'm obsessed with this Nara. 464 00:21:09,061 --> 00:21:11,355 - It's so good, though. - [Kourtney] It's crazy. 465 00:21:11,355 --> 00:21:14,316 [Simon] Are you still collaging for Travis's book? 466 00:21:14,316 --> 00:21:16,360 [Kourtney] Oh, my God, yeah. You have to see it. 467 00:21:16,360 --> 00:21:19,530 [Simon] I cannot believe you keep all this stuff. 468 00:21:19,530 --> 00:21:22,366 This is insane. 469 00:21:22,366 --> 00:21:24,034 I'm still working on it. 470 00:21:24,034 --> 00:21:26,036 Oh, my God. And all the birthday cards. 471 00:21:26,036 --> 00:21:30,207 When I first imagined doing a scrapbook, I imagined it really differently. 472 00:21:30,207 --> 00:21:34,419 Just, like, let's put the stuff in, make it really neat and organized. 473 00:21:34,419 --> 00:21:37,881 And then, it just became this huge project. 474 00:21:37,881 --> 00:21:42,010 But I think I could finish it before the baby. 475 00:21:42,010 --> 00:21:43,095 [crew laughing] 476 00:21:46,473 --> 00:21:49,059 How many hours have you put into this? 477 00:21:49,059 --> 00:21:51,353 I mean, Veronique stayed for the weekend, 478 00:21:51,353 --> 00:21:53,564 and we got through, like-- 479 00:21:53,564 --> 00:21:55,065 - We probably-- - She slept over? 480 00:21:55,065 --> 00:21:57,276 - Twi-- Two nights in a row. - You're joking. 481 00:21:57,276 --> 00:22:01,029 And we did, [laughs] we did this for hours. 482 00:22:01,029 --> 00:22:05,409 You're a professional, you can make one for every family member. 483 00:22:05,409 --> 00:22:08,912 - You would have to spend-- - No one else deserves my energy. 484 00:22:08,912 --> 00:22:09,997 [Veronique laughs] 485 00:22:09,997 --> 00:22:13,208 No one's a perfectionist like I am with the cutting and the stuff. 486 00:22:13,208 --> 00:22:17,379 So, like, anything that's not perfect, that was Veronique. 487 00:22:17,379 --> 00:22:20,340 - [Liz laughing] - I'll just say. 488 00:22:20,340 --> 00:22:22,176 I'm like, "Did I not do enough with Phil?" 489 00:22:22,176 --> 00:22:24,678 We've been together eight years. I could fill a page. 490 00:22:24,678 --> 00:22:26,346 [Kourtney] Wait, what about our blood vial? 491 00:22:26,346 --> 00:22:27,598 [Simon] That's sick. 492 00:22:27,598 --> 00:22:29,975 I didn't even wanna comment on it. And is there still blood in it? 493 00:22:29,975 --> 00:22:31,476 - [Kourtney] There is. - Are you okay? 494 00:22:31,476 --> 00:22:34,938 - Is that, like, healthy, safe? - A biohazard, you see? 495 00:22:36,064 --> 00:22:37,482 [Simon] That's cute. 496 00:22:37,482 --> 00:22:39,401 - [phone chiming] - Oh, I think he's going 497 00:22:39,401 --> 00:22:40,861 - on stage. - [Simon] That's him. 498 00:22:42,946 --> 00:22:44,156 Hi, baby. 499 00:22:44,156 --> 00:22:45,616 [Travis] Hi, baby. I'm goin' on stage. 500 00:22:45,616 --> 00:22:48,911 Okay. Want me to say your prayer? 501 00:22:50,579 --> 00:22:51,580 Thank you. 502 00:22:51,580 --> 00:22:54,333 Okay, dear Lord Jesus, I pray that you keep 503 00:22:54,333 --> 00:22:58,962 a wall of fire around Travis and that he has a great show, 504 00:22:58,962 --> 00:23:01,673 and that you protect his fingers. 505 00:23:01,673 --> 00:23:04,218 And that he's safe on the riser, 506 00:23:04,218 --> 00:23:08,514 and keep his head clear, and that he's safe from the fire. 507 00:23:08,514 --> 00:23:10,807 In Jesus's name. Amen. 508 00:23:10,807 --> 00:23:12,643 Thank you, God. Amen. I love you, baby. 509 00:23:12,643 --> 00:23:14,853 I love you. Have the best show. 510 00:23:14,853 --> 00:23:16,897 Alright, have the best day. I'll call you afterwards. 511 00:23:16,897 --> 00:23:18,190 Mwah. 512 00:23:18,815 --> 00:23:21,652 - Um, are we going down? - [Simon] We're going down. 513 00:23:22,945 --> 00:23:24,488 - [speaker] Hello. - [Kourtney] Hi, guys. 514 00:23:24,488 --> 00:23:26,073 - Hi, hi. - [Kourtney] Am I sitting right here? 515 00:23:26,073 --> 00:23:27,574 [speaker] Yeah, we have you all set up. 516 00:23:27,574 --> 00:23:29,993 - [Kourtney] Amazing. - [Simon] Kourt, this is Peyton, 517 00:23:29,993 --> 00:23:31,703 - with Calm. - [Kourtney] Hi. 518 00:23:31,703 --> 00:23:36,166 Lemme brought me this idea to do something with the Calm app. 519 00:23:36,166 --> 00:23:38,460 I've been saying this, by the way, forever. 520 00:23:38,460 --> 00:23:40,546 'Cause you and Travis have the most calming voices. 521 00:23:40,546 --> 00:23:46,093 I'm reading a bedtime story, like a sleep story? 522 00:23:46,093 --> 00:23:49,179 It ties into Lemme Sleep. Should we do this, guys? 523 00:23:49,179 --> 00:23:50,889 [Peyton Gulley/Simon] Let's do it. 524 00:23:50,889 --> 00:23:51,974 Hi. 525 00:23:51,974 --> 00:23:54,810 - [♪ gentle, upbeat music playing] - Wait, I-- 526 00:23:54,810 --> 00:23:57,229 Oh. Good, how are you? 527 00:23:57,229 --> 00:24:01,525 I'm pretty monotone in... general. 528 00:24:01,525 --> 00:24:04,111 Yeah, I think it's gonna be iconic. 529 00:24:04,111 --> 00:24:08,282 My monotone voice reading a sleep story will be perfect. 530 00:24:08,574 --> 00:24:11,201 Okay, I was gonna say I don't wanna do it until it's right 531 00:24:11,201 --> 00:24:15,664 'cause I'm really out of breath easily in my pregnancy. 532 00:24:15,664 --> 00:24:18,876 I think it'll be like a one-take type of thing. 533 00:24:20,627 --> 00:24:25,090 It's, like, very calm, and I was just doing my 534 00:24:25,090 --> 00:24:29,595 "what would I sound like if I was in bed with my kids reading a bedtime story?" 535 00:24:29,595 --> 00:24:31,889 "I'm Kourtney Kardashian Barker. 536 00:24:31,889 --> 00:24:35,809 "Tonight we're gonna learn about some new positions 537 00:24:35,809 --> 00:24:38,562 as we drift slowly to sleep." 538 00:24:38,562 --> 00:24:43,775 But I think it happens to be my talking to Travis voice. [chuckles] 539 00:24:43,775 --> 00:24:49,489 "...see how you sleep and who you squeeze is totally up to you. 540 00:24:49,489 --> 00:24:52,117 - [♪ gentle, relaxing music playing] - Good night." 541 00:24:52,117 --> 00:24:53,619 - [applause] - [Simon] Wow. 542 00:24:53,619 --> 00:24:56,663 [Kourtney] I got a round of applause just so you guys know. 543 00:24:56,663 --> 00:24:58,498 And if you guys need anything else, 544 00:24:58,498 --> 00:25:00,459 I was kinda joking about the one take, 545 00:25:00,459 --> 00:25:04,338 but if we got it in the one take, amazing. 546 00:25:04,338 --> 00:25:09,551 Sure... I'll do section three. Okay, I'll do three. 547 00:25:09,551 --> 00:25:15,849 I think I'm really in this zone of, like, I just feel really calm and happy. 548 00:25:15,849 --> 00:25:19,186 "Have a good day. Sweet dreams." 549 00:25:19,186 --> 00:25:24,358 But, like, especially because of the emergency fetal surgery 550 00:25:24,358 --> 00:25:29,321 that I had to have, I'm just, like, good vibes only. 551 00:25:29,321 --> 00:25:31,782 Please, keep the bad vibes away. 552 00:25:31,782 --> 00:25:33,408 - [Simon] How was it? - Okay. Good. 553 00:25:33,408 --> 00:25:35,327 - It-- Was it good? - [Simon] How was-- No, it was great. 554 00:25:35,327 --> 00:25:36,745 It sounded amazing. 555 00:25:36,745 --> 00:25:38,830 [Liz Muller] Kourt, your baby shower post is so cute. 556 00:25:38,830 --> 00:25:40,874 People are so wild, though, 557 00:25:40,874 --> 00:25:43,460 'cause they're, like, so confused 558 00:25:43,460 --> 00:25:46,421 that I, like, wrote on Kim's baby shower post. 559 00:25:46,421 --> 00:25:48,340 Like, she posted our shower and I was like, 560 00:25:48,340 --> 00:25:52,511 "Thank you Mom and sisters for the best social-distanced baby shower," 561 00:25:52,511 --> 00:25:55,013 - something, like, wrote something nice. - [Simon] Yeah, I saw the comment. 562 00:25:55,013 --> 00:25:56,181 It was nice. 563 00:25:56,181 --> 00:25:58,809 [Kourtney] And then everyone's like, "Kourtney's trollin'." 564 00:25:58,809 --> 00:26:01,562 You know they think that I'm, like-- that we, like, hate each other. 565 00:26:01,562 --> 00:26:03,772 - Yeah. - But also, I so badly wanted to be, like, 566 00:26:03,772 --> 00:26:06,900 "By the way, I never knew that call was filmed." 567 00:26:06,900 --> 00:26:08,694 [Simon] Did she not tell you when she called? 568 00:26:08,694 --> 00:26:13,365 No, I just had a feeling that it was filmed, like, after the fact, 569 00:26:13,365 --> 00:26:15,450 and then she was like, "Yeah." 570 00:26:15,450 --> 00:26:18,537 And I'm like, "You're not using it." But then... 571 00:26:19,746 --> 00:26:21,832 it was too good not to use. 572 00:26:21,832 --> 00:26:26,086 The phone call, people got really analytical and deep. 573 00:26:26,086 --> 00:26:28,130 So, we're all confused and we're on a group chat 574 00:26:28,130 --> 00:26:30,340 that's actually labeled "Not Kourtney," 575 00:26:30,340 --> 00:26:34,178 so we know and have to funnel what your friends are saying to us. 576 00:26:34,178 --> 00:26:37,181 And have to figure out why you're such a different person, 577 00:26:37,181 --> 00:26:39,850 - and why you have this vendetta out. - [Kourtney] [over phone] But do you think 578 00:26:39,850 --> 00:26:41,143 that I would wanna be a part of that? 579 00:26:41,143 --> 00:26:42,227 You know, we're sisters. 580 00:26:42,227 --> 00:26:45,189 I think people forget-- They always say, like, on our show, 581 00:26:45,189 --> 00:26:46,899 like, "How are they gonna get through it?" 582 00:26:46,899 --> 00:26:50,527 And they pick sides, and everyone gets really riled up. 583 00:26:50,527 --> 00:26:53,614 I think there's, like, this huge misconception 584 00:26:53,614 --> 00:26:56,867 that Kourtney and I hate each other. [laughing] 585 00:26:56,867 --> 00:26:58,577 We really don't. 586 00:26:58,577 --> 00:27:03,290 I'm sure a lot of people have had, like, crazy fights with their siblings. 587 00:27:03,290 --> 00:27:07,920 Maybe ours are more extreme. I'm not sure. I really don't know. 588 00:27:07,920 --> 00:27:09,505 The thing about Kourtney and I, 589 00:27:09,505 --> 00:27:13,509 no matter how crazy things are, no matter what's going on, 590 00:27:13,509 --> 00:27:16,762 if she needs something, I'm there, if I need something, she's there. 591 00:27:16,762 --> 00:27:19,765 And we'll always be that way no matter what we're going through. 592 00:27:19,765 --> 00:27:22,434 So, was it just the sisters on the "Not Kourtney" group chat? 593 00:27:22,434 --> 00:27:24,019 - [Kourtney] Yeah. - No one else? 594 00:27:24,019 --> 00:27:25,354 [Kourtney] No friends. 595 00:27:25,354 --> 00:27:27,439 [Simon] The amount of people who've reached out to me to say, 596 00:27:27,439 --> 00:27:29,608 "I knew you wouldn't be on that group chat." 597 00:27:29,608 --> 00:27:33,445 - Yeah. - I'm like, honestly, thank God. 598 00:27:33,445 --> 00:27:35,405 [Kourtney] Thank God you weren't. But you know what? 599 00:27:35,405 --> 00:27:41,078 That's a characteristic that my mom and Kim have had for my whole life 600 00:27:41,078 --> 00:27:42,621 of being like, 601 00:27:42,621 --> 00:27:44,915 -"Everyone's talking about you." - [Simon] Yes. 602 00:27:44,915 --> 00:27:46,667 [Kourtney] But there's no everyone. 603 00:27:46,667 --> 00:27:49,920 And I'm so happy that I just don't give a [bleep] 604 00:27:49,920 --> 00:27:51,588 about any of that anymore. 605 00:27:51,588 --> 00:27:54,424 [Simon] Yeah. No, and you and Kim have subsequently made up 606 00:27:54,424 --> 00:27:56,093 - and it's all good now. - Yeah. 607 00:27:56,093 --> 00:27:57,427 Kim and I are great. 608 00:27:57,427 --> 00:27:59,930 Everything's, like, back to normal. 609 00:27:59,930 --> 00:28:03,934 We get along, we, like, really connect over the kids. 610 00:28:03,934 --> 00:28:08,730 I can't even believe that a second of energy was wasted on that. 611 00:28:08,730 --> 00:28:10,023 [Peyton] You did very good, Kourtney. 612 00:28:10,023 --> 00:28:11,942 - [Kourtney] Really? - [Peyton] You are a natural, 613 00:28:11,942 --> 00:28:13,318 natural for the sleep story. 614 00:28:13,318 --> 00:28:15,112 [Kourtney] Think I have a new career, guys. 615 00:28:15,112 --> 00:28:16,738 - Yeah. - Truly. 616 00:28:16,738 --> 00:28:18,156 [laughter] 617 00:28:18,156 --> 00:28:21,243 [♪ upbeat music playing] 618 00:28:28,208 --> 00:28:29,877 ♪ 619 00:28:33,130 --> 00:28:34,882 - Hi! - Hi! 620 00:28:34,882 --> 00:28:36,717 - What's going on? - Hi, cutie. 621 00:28:36,717 --> 00:28:37,801 Why do you have your purse? 622 00:28:37,801 --> 00:28:39,094 Where are you-- You going shopping? 623 00:28:39,094 --> 00:28:40,179 I don't know. 624 00:28:43,515 --> 00:28:46,518 I did not go to Paris for Fashion Week this year. 625 00:28:46,518 --> 00:28:49,980 But that does not mean that I don't have FOMO. 626 00:28:49,980 --> 00:28:54,067 So, I cannot wait to get the full download from Kylie. 627 00:28:54,067 --> 00:28:55,277 And I love catching up with her. 628 00:28:55,277 --> 00:28:56,987 Kylie, these little heels that you're wearing, 629 00:28:56,987 --> 00:28:58,697 - I just-- - You hate 'em? 630 00:28:58,697 --> 00:29:00,949 Duh, I'm not a-- I'm, like, either a flats 631 00:29:00,949 --> 00:29:02,784 or a stripper heel type of girl. 632 00:29:02,784 --> 00:29:04,036 [Kylie Jenner] I like these because 633 00:29:04,036 --> 00:29:06,205 - it's-it's more casual. - That's like a micro-penis. 634 00:29:06,205 --> 00:29:08,081 [Kylie] We're not about to shame micros right now. 635 00:29:08,081 --> 00:29:10,167 Okay, we won't, but nobody wants them. 636 00:29:10,167 --> 00:29:11,919 You just accept them. 637 00:29:11,919 --> 00:29:14,296 That's not true. Some people like them. 638 00:29:14,671 --> 00:29:17,883 Hm. Maybe if they have a micro-puss. [laughing] 639 00:29:17,883 --> 00:29:20,093 I think a micro-puss would be fascinating. 640 00:29:20,093 --> 00:29:23,388 'Cause doesn't everyone want a smaller puss? 641 00:29:23,388 --> 00:29:25,974 I tend to have a larger puss. 642 00:29:25,974 --> 00:29:28,477 Like, when I'm fat, it gets fatter. 643 00:29:28,477 --> 00:29:30,979 'Cause when I was fat, I had Camille. 644 00:29:30,979 --> 00:29:34,358 Now that I've been skinnier, Camille disappeared. 645 00:29:34,358 --> 00:29:36,818 [both chuckling] 646 00:29:36,818 --> 00:29:38,737 How was [in French accent] Paris? 647 00:29:38,737 --> 00:29:41,698 - [Kylie] Paris was good. - [Khloé] You looked incredible. 648 00:29:41,698 --> 00:29:45,160 [Kylie] Thank you. Um, I saw Jordyn again in Paris. 649 00:29:45,160 --> 00:29:47,246 - How was that? - It was fun. 650 00:29:47,246 --> 00:29:51,875 I think we have, like, a lot more, like, healthy distance in the relationship. 651 00:29:51,875 --> 00:29:55,128 - Now it's, like, we talk once a month. - I think it's really-- 652 00:29:55,128 --> 00:29:59,216 I think what I do love now is that 653 00:29:59,216 --> 00:30:03,720 the narrative about us online is also over. 654 00:30:03,720 --> 00:30:05,806 Like, when we were seen leaving that restaurant, 655 00:30:05,806 --> 00:30:09,101 if it was a story for the day or two days, whatever, 656 00:30:09,101 --> 00:30:12,646 - and then, now, it's, like, it's over. - [Khloé] It disappeared. 657 00:30:12,980 --> 00:30:14,731 - Yeah. - People know that we're cool 658 00:30:14,731 --> 00:30:17,484 and no one's talking about it anymore. 659 00:30:17,484 --> 00:30:20,779 I've always told you, like, I never want you to have regrets in life, 660 00:30:20,779 --> 00:30:25,742 and I, for sure, never want you to have regrets with anything that comes to me. 661 00:30:25,742 --> 00:30:28,912 And I've told you, like, when you were saying that you miss her and whatever, 662 00:30:28,912 --> 00:30:33,792 and I-I've never had an issue with you keeping your friendships with anyone. 663 00:30:33,792 --> 00:30:35,544 - That's not my job in life. - [Kylie] Mm-hmm. 664 00:30:35,544 --> 00:30:37,754 I'm happy to have this conversation with Khloé 665 00:30:37,754 --> 00:30:41,258 'cause I think that people don't really understand 666 00:30:41,258 --> 00:30:43,093 how pure Khloé's heart is. 667 00:30:43,093 --> 00:30:46,597 And even right after everything happened, 668 00:30:46,597 --> 00:30:48,307 her energy was always the same with me. 669 00:30:48,307 --> 00:30:51,268 She's like, "You need to do whatever makes you happy. 670 00:30:51,268 --> 00:30:54,021 There's nothing more important to me than you and your happiness." 671 00:30:54,021 --> 00:30:55,522 And she's just very special. 672 00:30:55,522 --> 00:30:59,443 And I wish more people knew how special she was. 673 00:30:59,443 --> 00:31:04,364 I definitely get frustrated, the whole narrative about her and I, 674 00:31:04,364 --> 00:31:06,283 or her and you, or me and you, whatever. 675 00:31:06,283 --> 00:31:08,827 - It's, like, this weird-- - It's an internet creative narrative 676 00:31:08,827 --> 00:31:10,996 - that doesn't even exist. - Totally. 677 00:31:10,996 --> 00:31:15,167 And so, that is something that I would love behind us all. 678 00:31:15,167 --> 00:31:18,337 They're always pinning the girls against one another. 679 00:31:18,337 --> 00:31:21,465 And there's actually no beef. 680 00:31:21,465 --> 00:31:24,718 I hate that you have to choose Team Jordyn or Team Kylie. 681 00:31:24,718 --> 00:31:26,220 And we're not like that. 682 00:31:26,220 --> 00:31:28,805 Like, 'cause we're just living, we're not, like, thinking that hard 683 00:31:28,805 --> 00:31:31,725 about the situation anymore. 684 00:31:31,725 --> 00:31:34,561 We just want happy, peaceful, healthy lives. 685 00:31:34,561 --> 00:31:36,104 - Yeah. - That's all we want. 686 00:31:36,104 --> 00:31:38,023 [Kylie] Ain't that the truth? 687 00:31:38,607 --> 00:31:40,234 - Well-- - Mom's having dinner with someone. 688 00:31:40,234 --> 00:31:41,527 Who is she having dinner with? 689 00:31:41,527 --> 00:31:43,028 - There's some people-- - Ooh. Should we go? 690 00:31:43,028 --> 00:31:44,321 - [Khloé] Yeah. - Let's just go. 691 00:31:44,321 --> 00:31:46,114 Let's go ambush. 692 00:31:46,114 --> 00:31:48,408 I love just visiting my mom. 693 00:31:48,700 --> 00:31:50,452 I would love if she gets pissed. 694 00:31:51,203 --> 00:31:53,205 Oh, Kylie's with us. She won't get pissed. 695 00:31:53,205 --> 00:31:56,583 Cameras included or not included. 696 00:31:56,583 --> 00:31:58,418 [Kylie] Who the [bleep] does she think she is? 697 00:31:58,418 --> 00:32:01,004 - [Khloé] Yeah, who the [bleep]... - [Kylie] Having dinner without telling us? 698 00:32:01,004 --> 00:32:02,548 We're her [bleep] favorites. 699 00:32:02,548 --> 00:32:04,299 [Khloé] Hi, Eric. 700 00:32:04,800 --> 00:32:06,134 [Kylie] Mom?! 701 00:32:06,134 --> 00:32:08,011 [Khloé] Mom?! 702 00:32:08,011 --> 00:32:11,723 - [Kylie] Mom?! - Who are you having dinner with? 703 00:32:13,141 --> 00:32:14,434 [Kylie] Mom?! 704 00:32:14,434 --> 00:32:16,311 [Khloé] Mom?! 705 00:32:16,311 --> 00:32:19,398 - [Kylie] What are-- - Hi. Who are you having dinner with? 706 00:32:19,398 --> 00:32:20,774 What do you think you're doing tonight? 707 00:32:20,774 --> 00:32:22,192 I'm watching Dancing with the Stars. 708 00:32:22,192 --> 00:32:23,610 [Kylie] Mom! 709 00:32:23,610 --> 00:32:26,446 [Khloé] It was all Kylie's idea 'cause you love her the most. 710 00:32:26,446 --> 00:32:29,783 I do not love her the most. I love you all the same. 711 00:32:29,783 --> 00:32:30,868 Yep. 712 00:32:31,743 --> 00:32:34,413 [TV playing] 713 00:32:34,913 --> 00:32:36,915 - Well, this was much more... - [Kylie] Yeah, this was-- 714 00:32:36,915 --> 00:32:38,500 ...anticlimactic than I assumed. 715 00:32:38,500 --> 00:32:41,003 I thought, like, you were gonna have an orgy or something. 716 00:32:41,003 --> 00:32:44,298 - [Kris] No. - [gasps] "Mom! Your vagina!" 717 00:32:44,298 --> 00:32:46,508 [laughter] 718 00:32:46,508 --> 00:32:48,302 [Kylie] Love you guys. I actually have to go... 719 00:32:48,302 --> 00:32:50,429 - [Khloé/Kris] Love you. - ...'cause I wanna say bye to my kids. 720 00:32:50,429 --> 00:32:51,930 - Bye! Love you! - I'm s-so sorry. 721 00:32:51,930 --> 00:32:53,515 Kylie really wanted to see you. 722 00:32:53,515 --> 00:32:56,768 - [softly] Bye. - Aww, of course, she did. 723 00:32:56,768 --> 00:32:58,478 [Khloé] "What size shoe does your mommy wear?" 724 00:32:58,478 --> 00:33:02,107 - My mommy? - M-My mommy. Malika's asking. 725 00:33:02,107 --> 00:33:04,526 - Eight and a half or nine-- - 'Member when you had that foot surgery? 726 00:33:04,526 --> 00:33:06,737 It's called bunion surgery. 727 00:33:06,737 --> 00:33:08,238 - You're big-- - What is a bunion? 728 00:33:08,238 --> 00:33:10,866 - [Kris] Oh, my God. - [Khloé] Oy, look at this. 729 00:33:10,866 --> 00:33:14,161 Oh, I know. People can get really messed up. 730 00:33:15,370 --> 00:33:16,580 Bunions are gross. 731 00:33:16,580 --> 00:33:21,627 I don't-- I'm not big with, like, a lot of random body parts. 732 00:33:21,627 --> 00:33:23,045 Like, even belly buttons. 733 00:33:23,045 --> 00:33:26,006 Don't get me started on an outie, oy. 734 00:33:26,465 --> 00:33:28,675 Talk about a micro-penis. 735 00:33:30,260 --> 00:33:34,306 And, like, the fact that you don't have worse feet is wild. 736 00:33:34,306 --> 00:33:35,390 Worse feet? 737 00:33:35,390 --> 00:33:37,893 - I have beautiful feet. - I know you have beautiful feet. 738 00:33:37,893 --> 00:33:40,395 - I have feet that would go on OnlyFans... - But you walk on heels. 739 00:33:40,395 --> 00:33:42,731 - ...and make a fortune by the way. - Oh. 740 00:33:42,731 --> 00:33:44,942 People on OnlyFans show their feet? 741 00:33:44,942 --> 00:33:47,277 There's foot fetishes all around the world. 742 00:33:47,277 --> 00:33:48,362 [laughs] What? 743 00:33:48,362 --> 00:33:50,322 - And my-- Mom... - Stop! [laughing] 744 00:33:50,322 --> 00:33:54,451 ...Kourtney and Travis are probably the emperor and empress of foot fetishes. 745 00:33:54,451 --> 00:33:55,619 - Stop it. - By the way. 746 00:33:55,619 --> 00:33:58,330 - Mom, you know this, but... - No, I do not know this. 747 00:33:58,330 --> 00:34:00,624 - ...I have beautiful ballerina-- - Wait, what do you-- 748 00:34:00,624 --> 00:34:02,501 But what do you do with somebody's feet? 749 00:34:07,130 --> 00:34:08,966 Khloé, no. 750 00:34:09,633 --> 00:34:11,134 Okay, so, why are we talk-- Oh-- 751 00:34:11,134 --> 00:34:13,095 - [Khloé] The foot fetish. - Can we go back to the bunions? 752 00:34:13,095 --> 00:34:16,974 - [laughter] - Because that's the conversation 753 00:34:16,974 --> 00:34:19,059 - I was most comfortable with. - Well, my point is 754 00:34:19,059 --> 00:34:22,771 people have foot fetishes, so I can make a lot of money off my feet, 755 00:34:22,771 --> 00:34:24,565 but I just haven't gone there yet. 756 00:34:24,565 --> 00:34:27,609 Don't worry. Desperate times call for desperate measures, and I will be there. 757 00:34:29,403 --> 00:34:31,405 If you get me my bunion surgery. 758 00:34:31,405 --> 00:34:33,115 [♪ upbeat dance music playing] 759 00:34:33,115 --> 00:34:34,825 ♪ I wanna be in on the action ♪ 760 00:34:34,825 --> 00:34:37,035 ♪ I wanna be causin' reaction ♪ 761 00:34:37,035 --> 00:34:38,954 ♪ I want 'em to feel, and want 'em to see ♪ 762 00:34:38,954 --> 00:34:40,873 ♪ I want 'em to dance with passion ♪ 763 00:34:40,873 --> 00:34:42,958 ♪ Wanna be in on the action ♪ 764 00:34:42,958 --> 00:34:44,459 ♪ 765 00:34:44,459 --> 00:34:45,752 - Thank you. - ♪ It's gonna be hot ♪ 766 00:34:45,752 --> 00:34:47,254 ♪ And never forgot ♪ 767 00:34:47,254 --> 00:34:48,839 ♪ Not gonna be a distraction ♪ 768 00:34:48,839 --> 00:34:50,090 ♪ 769 00:34:54,219 --> 00:34:56,847 - [Khloé] Hi! - [greeting each other] 770 00:34:57,347 --> 00:34:59,183 [group chattering] 771 00:35:00,559 --> 00:35:02,186 [Kris] Tonight is the premiere 772 00:35:02,186 --> 00:35:05,731 of American Horror Story starring Kim Kardashian. 773 00:35:05,731 --> 00:35:07,733 So, we're very excited. 774 00:35:07,733 --> 00:35:11,069 She FaceTimed me from set in her makeup 775 00:35:11,069 --> 00:35:12,821 and I didn't even know it was her. 776 00:35:12,821 --> 00:35:14,781 So, you're in for a thrill. 777 00:35:15,157 --> 00:35:16,575 What time does the show come on? 778 00:35:16,575 --> 00:35:18,160 - [Corey/Kris] 7:00. - 7:00. 779 00:35:18,160 --> 00:35:20,746 [Corey] Yeah, so, y'all should probably get a drink or somethin'. 780 00:35:20,746 --> 00:35:21,955 What do you guys want? 781 00:35:24,374 --> 00:35:25,584 No, he has a person here for that. 782 00:35:25,584 --> 00:35:26,960 - There's people here, Kris. - [Kris] Oh. 783 00:35:29,129 --> 00:35:31,173 By the way, this isn't 15 years ago, we're bossin' me around 784 00:35:31,173 --> 00:35:32,591 - with the [bleep] wine. - [laughter] 785 00:35:32,591 --> 00:35:34,593 That was 20 years ago! When Reggie was around, 786 00:35:34,593 --> 00:35:37,971 it was literally like, "Mr. Football, how are ya?" 787 00:35:39,556 --> 00:35:41,683 [laughter] 788 00:35:41,683 --> 00:35:43,477 - [♪ dance music playing] - ♪ Look at me now ♪ 789 00:35:43,477 --> 00:35:45,771 ♪ Ah, ah, ah, ah, ah, ah, ah ♪ 790 00:35:45,771 --> 00:35:47,356 ♪ I'm in the crowd ♪ 791 00:35:47,356 --> 00:35:49,650 ♪ Ah, ah, ah, ah, ah, ah, ah ♪ 792 00:35:49,650 --> 00:35:51,151 ♪ Look at me now ♪ 793 00:35:51,151 --> 00:35:53,070 ♪ Ah, ah, ah, ah, ah, ah, ah ♪ 794 00:35:53,070 --> 00:35:55,614 - [Kim] Hi, guys! - [greeting each other] 795 00:35:55,614 --> 00:35:57,115 - How are you? - [all chattering] 796 00:35:57,115 --> 00:36:01,870 [Khloé] North, your side-eye was on fuego right now. 797 00:36:01,870 --> 00:36:04,498 - [chattering] - I love your side-eye. 798 00:36:04,498 --> 00:36:07,334 Kim, I didn't know this was, like, real scary. 799 00:36:07,334 --> 00:36:09,586 - Well, these episodes aren't. - [Corey] You wanna sit right here? 800 00:36:09,586 --> 00:36:11,713 - 'Cause I don't do, like, real-- - And I'm, like, scared. 801 00:36:11,713 --> 00:36:13,799 Will you hold me? Hold me. 802 00:36:13,799 --> 00:36:16,218 [muffled] Oh, my God. [chuckles] 803 00:36:16,218 --> 00:36:18,804 So, I don't like anything horror. 804 00:36:18,804 --> 00:36:22,266 I don't like to be scared. Just, like, don't "Boo" me. 805 00:36:22,266 --> 00:36:24,852 Don't like, "Boo!" Like, [bleep] off. 806 00:36:24,852 --> 00:36:27,229 I do not wanna be scared. Life is scary enough. 807 00:36:27,229 --> 00:36:29,857 So, Kim, you have no idea how scary this is? 808 00:36:29,857 --> 00:36:33,694 No, I have no idea, like... if it's good. 809 00:36:33,694 --> 00:36:35,445 - I mean, I'm sure-- - [Khloé] Of course, it's good. 810 00:36:35,445 --> 00:36:38,532 I just am like, "Oh, my God, as long as people don't say I'm awful." 811 00:36:38,532 --> 00:36:40,450 - Show's gonna start. - Yes. 812 00:36:40,450 --> 00:36:42,494 - [speaker] 'Kay. - [Kris] We should go inside. 813 00:36:42,494 --> 00:36:44,997 [Corey] I'm ready to watch Kim get a Emmy. 814 00:36:44,997 --> 00:36:46,456 [Kris] That is so good. 815 00:36:46,456 --> 00:36:49,626 So cute! Northy, look it! 816 00:36:49,626 --> 00:36:51,044 [Khloé] Scott, this is so cute in here. 817 00:36:51,044 --> 00:36:54,047 [Scott Disick] Yeah. Cute, right? Are we ready to get started? 818 00:36:54,047 --> 00:36:55,465 [Kim] Guys, I don't wanna watch this. 819 00:36:55,465 --> 00:36:56,758 - Yes! - [Kris] Are you sure? 820 00:36:56,758 --> 00:37:00,679 - Come on, Kimberly. Woo! - 'Kay, can we turn all the lights off? 821 00:37:00,679 --> 00:37:02,389 [Corey] You almost knocked over her wine. 822 00:37:02,389 --> 00:37:04,808 [gasps] Mom, you knocked her wine all over her pajamas. 823 00:37:04,808 --> 00:37:06,351 - No, it's okay. - [Kris] Oh, I'm so sorry. 824 00:37:06,351 --> 00:37:07,811 - I just don't wanna get-- It's okay. - Mom! 825 00:37:07,811 --> 00:37:09,813 - I just don't wanna get-- - [Malika Haqq] Is there a napkin? 826 00:37:09,813 --> 00:37:11,565 - Scott, do you mind getting a napkin? - [Scott] Yeah. 827 00:37:11,565 --> 00:37:14,026 - [Kim] Does anyone have a napkin? - We need a napkin! 828 00:37:14,026 --> 00:37:15,319 [Kris] It's right there! 829 00:37:15,319 --> 00:37:17,529 - She has a whole stack of 'em. - [Scott] Guys, guys, guys. 830 00:37:17,529 --> 00:37:20,073 The show's gonna be hectic enough. We don't need to fight each other. 831 00:37:20,073 --> 00:37:22,284 It's like pandemonium. Oh, my gosh. 832 00:37:22,284 --> 00:37:24,453 Everyone's freaking out. How're we gonna fix it? 833 00:37:24,453 --> 00:37:26,997 Do we need to put water on the couch? 834 00:37:26,997 --> 00:37:28,290 Maybe sit over there. 835 00:37:28,290 --> 00:37:31,001 [Malika] Scott, you don't have any fabric cleaner we can spray? 836 00:37:31,001 --> 00:37:34,254 [Kris] This is why we have a no red wine rule. 837 00:37:34,254 --> 00:37:36,173 People wanna live their lives. 838 00:37:36,173 --> 00:37:39,051 Mom, chill out. You're the one that threw the blanket. 839 00:37:39,051 --> 00:37:41,386 "Who has red wine with a cream couch?" 840 00:37:41,386 --> 00:37:43,931 But then she'd complain if there wasn't red wine here. 841 00:37:43,931 --> 00:37:45,516 [Kris] I'll have it cleaned tomorrow. 842 00:37:45,516 --> 00:37:50,646 The chaos over, like, a couple drops of wine was wild. 843 00:37:50,646 --> 00:37:53,482 Everything's okay, everybody. We'll have that cleaned-- 844 00:37:53,482 --> 00:37:56,443 By the way, it's my couch! I don't give a [bleep]! 845 00:37:56,443 --> 00:37:57,861 [Kris] I'm gonna have it cleaned. 846 00:37:57,861 --> 00:38:02,866 Everyone just shut the [bleep] up, and turn the show on. 847 00:38:02,866 --> 00:38:07,037 Can you get Scott's couch cleaned tomorrow? 848 00:38:07,037 --> 00:38:10,123 'Cause I spilled some red wine on it. Thank you. 849 00:38:12,084 --> 00:38:14,461 - Is everybody ready? - [Kim/Natalie Halcro] Yes. 850 00:38:14,461 --> 00:38:18,006 [Kris] Matthew's gonna send somebody over here tomorrow to clean the couch. 851 00:38:18,006 --> 00:38:20,342 Okay, guys, should we turn the lights off? 852 00:38:20,342 --> 00:38:21,969 [Kris] Scott can't wait for us to leave. 853 00:38:21,969 --> 00:38:25,264 [Scott] I don't mind. I'm getting a new couch, I mean-- 854 00:38:25,264 --> 00:38:28,058 [Kris] Oh, my God. This is gonna cost me 20 grand. 855 00:38:28,058 --> 00:38:30,060 - [Khloé] Okay. Let's push play, babe. - [Scott] At least. 856 00:38:30,060 --> 00:38:31,854 I'm already makin' the order. 857 00:38:31,854 --> 00:38:33,146 [Olivia Pierson] Okay. 858 00:38:34,064 --> 00:38:36,066 - [Scott] What the? Is that you, Keeks? - [Kris] What? 859 00:38:36,066 --> 00:38:38,819 - [Khloé] It's Kimberly! - [laughing] Can you imagine? 860 00:38:38,819 --> 00:38:40,821 [Khloé] Would die if that was her. 861 00:38:40,821 --> 00:38:44,157 It's interesting to see 'cause I never saw any of this. 862 00:38:44,157 --> 00:38:47,035 I'm definitely nervous because I put the time 863 00:38:47,035 --> 00:38:49,121 and the energy in to do something different 864 00:38:49,121 --> 00:38:50,706 that was outside of my comfort zone. 865 00:38:50,706 --> 00:38:53,917 - [♪ sinister pop music playing] - [Scott] Dude, this is wild. 866 00:38:53,917 --> 00:38:57,087 [group cheering] 867 00:38:58,338 --> 00:39:00,966 [Kim] I don't know, I feel like it could go really bad 868 00:39:00,966 --> 00:39:04,386 and embarrassing for everyone if I suck. 869 00:39:04,386 --> 00:39:06,471 I just hope people like it. 870 00:39:07,639 --> 00:39:08,849 That's me, guys. 871 00:39:08,849 --> 00:39:10,934 - [group cheering] - [Scott] Yeah, baby. 872 00:39:10,934 --> 00:39:13,520 [on TV] It's exhausting being better than everyone. 873 00:39:13,520 --> 00:39:16,440 - Oh, so, you're playing your mom? - [Kris laughing] 874 00:39:16,440 --> 00:39:19,151 All of that would wind up in the bargain bin at Walmart. 875 00:39:19,151 --> 00:39:21,778 - I mean, no offense. - I mean, none taken. That is true. 876 00:39:21,778 --> 00:39:23,280 [Khloé] Kim, you're so cute. 877 00:39:23,280 --> 00:39:25,574 - [group cheering] - [Kris] So good, babe. 878 00:39:25,574 --> 00:39:28,243 [chattering] 879 00:39:28,243 --> 00:39:30,162 Yeah, like, no matter what they think I did-- 880 00:39:30,162 --> 00:39:31,663 But who knows? Are they lying also? 881 00:39:31,663 --> 00:39:33,749 'Cause it's like when your kid's ugly, 882 00:39:33,749 --> 00:39:36,376 of course, your family's gonna be like, "It's so cute." You know? 883 00:39:36,376 --> 00:39:38,837 Like, what are they gonna say, I suck? 884 00:39:38,837 --> 00:39:43,383 - Kim, you're doing so great! - Thanks, guys. 885 00:39:43,383 --> 00:39:45,844 So, at least in this moment, I believe it. 886 00:39:45,844 --> 00:39:49,932 But I'll wait for the reviews and see if they were telling the truth. 887 00:39:49,932 --> 00:39:52,976 This role seems perfect for Kim K, not gonna lie. 888 00:39:52,976 --> 00:39:54,686 - [Scott] I smell an Emmy. - Please don't. 889 00:39:54,686 --> 00:39:57,689 Oh, my God, everyone's saying Siobhan is literally Kris Jenner. 890 00:39:57,689 --> 00:39:58,982 That's what I said! 891 00:39:58,982 --> 00:40:02,819 "Kim has the s-- Kim has best preparation for this role." 892 00:40:02,819 --> 00:40:03,904 Nice. 893 00:40:03,904 --> 00:40:05,739 People were saying really great things like, 894 00:40:05,739 --> 00:40:07,908 "Wow, we didn't wanna like it, but..." 895 00:40:07,908 --> 00:40:10,327 Kind of like how I felt when I did SNL. 896 00:40:10,327 --> 00:40:11,620 They always wanna hate, 897 00:40:11,620 --> 00:40:16,792 and it's such a good feeling when people are responding well to something. 898 00:40:17,292 --> 00:40:19,795 Kim, Ryan Murphy said you were so good in this 899 00:40:19,795 --> 00:40:23,507 that he thinks you should do this for the rest of your life full-time. 900 00:40:23,507 --> 00:40:28,011 This is a huge deal for Kim because the growth in her confidence 901 00:40:28,011 --> 00:40:31,598 of her taking risks, her saying like, "You know, I can do this." 902 00:40:31,598 --> 00:40:33,600 Like, when there was once a time in her life 903 00:40:33,600 --> 00:40:38,564 that she thought she needed somebody else to call the shots, direct her. 904 00:40:38,564 --> 00:40:41,775 And she felt almost like she could do nothing on her own. 905 00:40:41,775 --> 00:40:44,653 She needed a slew of people to ask. 906 00:40:44,653 --> 00:40:47,614 Now she's just makin' decisions on her own, 907 00:40:47,614 --> 00:40:49,825 and that's what makes me the happiest. 908 00:40:49,825 --> 00:40:51,535 - [group cheering] - [group applauding] 909 00:40:51,535 --> 00:40:54,621 - Good job, Kimberly! - Yay, bravo. 910 00:40:54,621 --> 00:40:56,790 - Great job, Kim. - Amazing! 911 00:40:56,790 --> 00:40:59,585 - That took a lot of strength, babe. - Thank you. 912 00:40:59,585 --> 00:41:02,045 - [Olivia] So good. - You're a [bleep] actress! 913 00:41:02,045 --> 00:41:03,213 [Natalie] Oh, my God! 914 00:41:06,800 --> 00:41:08,510 Oh, my gosh, Scott is like, "Please don't come back." 915 00:41:08,510 --> 00:41:10,888 I'm so proud of you. Like, really, really good. 916 00:41:10,888 --> 00:41:13,640 - You should be really proud of yourself. - It was a strong version of you, Kimmy. 917 00:41:13,640 --> 00:41:18,604 Kim has actually taken on more than I ever thought she would do this year. 918 00:41:18,604 --> 00:41:21,648 Alright, guys, we're gonna celebrate. 919 00:41:21,648 --> 00:41:25,736 [Kris] She has more energy than anybody I've ever met in my life. 920 00:41:25,736 --> 00:41:29,573 More ambition, drive, more creativity. 921 00:41:30,657 --> 00:41:32,743 [all cheering] 922 00:41:32,743 --> 00:41:34,578 And every year that goes by, 923 00:41:34,578 --> 00:41:38,749 she just seems to have more impressive goals, 924 00:41:38,749 --> 00:41:42,169 and she meets every single one of them. It's wild. 925 00:41:42,169 --> 00:41:43,629 - Running by you! - [group laughing] 926 00:41:43,629 --> 00:41:46,131 [Khloé] Does this remind you of the Vegas days? 927 00:41:46,131 --> 00:41:47,966 [group cheering] 928 00:41:47,966 --> 00:41:51,011 Can officially apply for a star on the Walk of Fame now. 929 00:41:51,011 --> 00:41:52,095 [Kris] Yeah! 930 00:41:55,015 --> 00:41:58,143 - I am in my actress era. - [group cheering, applauding] 931 00:41:58,143 --> 00:42:00,479 - [group] Cheers. - [Scott] Cheers. 932 00:42:00,479 --> 00:42:03,565 [♪ upbeat dance music playing] 933 00:42:05,234 --> 00:42:07,444 [Khloé] Next on The Kardashians... 934 00:42:07,444 --> 00:42:11,448 It's my birthday week and I've been called to do jury duty. 935 00:42:11,448 --> 00:42:13,951 Feel like there's some kind of O.J. connection 936 00:42:13,951 --> 00:42:16,119 that'll get me out of jury duty. 937 00:42:16,119 --> 00:42:17,621 [chuckles] Just kidding. 938 00:42:17,621 --> 00:42:21,208 If untreated, dementia, Alzheimer's or Parkinson's could be 939 00:42:21,208 --> 00:42:22,376 - in my future. - What did you say? 940 00:42:22,376 --> 00:42:24,211 - I can't hear. - Your ears are fine. 941 00:42:24,211 --> 00:42:25,295 [Khloé] We'll fix it. 942 00:42:25,295 --> 00:42:27,256 - [doctor] Let's do another hearing test. - [Kris] Okay. 943 00:42:28,841 --> 00:42:31,176 This is the most excited I've been in a really long time. 944 00:42:31,176 --> 00:42:34,680 My mom pulled some strings and got Gerry to come over for dinner. 945 00:42:34,680 --> 00:42:36,348 - [greeting Gerry] - Hello, everyone. 946 00:42:36,348 --> 00:42:38,308 - [Kendall] Did you not see what I saw? - [speaker] No. 947 00:42:38,308 --> 00:42:39,810 [Kendall] I saw his phone. 948 00:42:39,810 --> 00:42:42,104 I've seen some things that I shouldn't have seen. 949 00:42:42,104 --> 00:42:45,691 Is there any hope for Tristan or is-- that door's closed? 950 00:42:45,691 --> 00:42:46,942 [Khloé] Scott. 951 00:42:47,526 --> 00:42:48,819 - But eventually-- - But it'd be nice 952 00:42:48,819 --> 00:42:50,279 to grow old with somebody. 953 00:42:51,530 --> 00:42:54,533 [♪ dance music playing] 954 00:43:09,339 --> 00:43:11,341 ♪ 955 00:43:33,572 --> 00:43:36,992 Um, you guys, Rob sent me that FootFinder. 956 00:43:36,992 --> 00:43:38,452 I don't know what that is. 957 00:43:38,452 --> 00:43:41,705 Said that they would pay me a million dollars to show my feet, 958 00:43:41,705 --> 00:43:42,998 and I would do that. 959 00:43:42,998 --> 00:43:44,708 Wh-What do I have to do with my feet? 960 00:43:44,917 --> 00:43:45,918 A million bucks? 961 00:43:47,377 --> 00:43:50,797 I don't give a [bleep]. I was thinkin', like, $100. 962 00:43:52,716 --> 00:43:53,717 [gasps] Yes. 963 00:43:54,593 --> 00:43:57,596 - I can let people massage my feet. - [crew member gasping] 964 00:43:57,596 --> 00:43:58,680 [laughter] 965 00:44:03,060 --> 00:44:05,062 [bell tolls]