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[♪ dramatic music plays]
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[Kim Kardashian]
Previously on The Kardashians...
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Wow.
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Being busy and working is my happy place.
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Has Kim Kardashian slowed down?
No.
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I have a new agent,
but I have to prove myself.
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[Kris yells]
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[Khloé Kardashian] This is the cutest
[bleep] thing I've ever seen.
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Kourtney has Covid.
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I'm now, like, mostly on bed rest.
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She's a high-risk pregnancy.
This is really crazy.
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I have to go pack for Paris.
Are you gonna come?
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- [Khloé] I don't know.
- [Kris Jenner] Oh, come on.
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Here's to an amazing trip to Paris.
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Khloé's not coming.
I'm not in the mood to deal.
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I know I'm insane.
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Welcome to my mind.
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[♪ dramatic music plays]
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[♪ gentle music playing]
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♪
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[♪ singing in French]
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Tonight is our last night in Paris.
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This is so pretty.
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And then tomorrow, we watch
Kendall walk in the L'Oréal show.
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- [host] Bonjour, Madame.
- Hi, hi.
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And then it's back to Calabasas,
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where we're gonna celebrate
Kim in American Horror Story.
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- Let me guide you to your table.
- Thank you.
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♪
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It's so gorgeous.
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- It's so pretty.
- [Corey Gamble] Yeah. It's pretty.
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Why do I feel like I'm on
an episode of The Bachelorette?
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[laughter]
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I love being in Paris with Corey
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because Corey and I
started dating in Paris.
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So, he always plans a really special
night for us while we're here.
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- We have the moon, the full moon.
- [Corey] Yeah.
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[Kris]
And we have the glittering Eiffel Tower.
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- Yeah.
- And we have us without kids.
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- [Corey] Without kids.
- Congratulations.
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We made it through another
Paris Fashion Week, babe.
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I used to say to Corey all the time
when I first started dating him, like,
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"Why do you wanna date
somebody older than you?"
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I didn't get the age gap.
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And then he taught me
that age is just a number.
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It's a [bleep] big number,
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[laughs] but it's a number.
[tongue clicks]
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I'm gonna try this little goodie.
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You can bite first
and let me know how it tastes.
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Listen, I can't explain
someone's chemistry,
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or why people fall in love,
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but it's been an amazing
almost 10 years,
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and we have a great time.
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I miss Khloé.
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- Truth.
- I wish she was here.
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I know.
She should've come.
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She just makes life really fabulous.
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♪
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Who doesn't answer the phone
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from a girl who's calling
from a Eiffel Tower shot?
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[clicks tongue]
Listen, you little brat.
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Maybe Kendall.
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You give birth to people,
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- you expect a little respect in return.
- [FaceTime ringing]
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Did I mention that
children were overrated?
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- [ringing stops]
- All I wanna do is share some of this
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with my kids since we're
in the same city, a lot of us.
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- Now we're trying Kim.
- [ringing]
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- And I'm drunk-dialing people.
- [Corey laughs]
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Is this a joke?
Am I being pranked?
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Really, kids? Not one of you
can pick up the [bleep] phone?
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Okay.
I'll remember that.
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- Okay, I'm gonna--
- You can call Kourtney.
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She's, like, a romantic person,
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- so she'd probably like a Paris call.
- Oh.
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She ain't doin' nothin' but pregnant.
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- Hey, Mom.
- Look at the background!
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[Kourtney Kardashian Barker]
That's so pretty. Look, babe.
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Hi, Trav.
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- Hi. How are you?
- Hi. It's me and Corey.
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What's up, y'all?
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[Kris]
We're having a, a little romantic d--
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- [phone beeping]
- Oh! There's-- Okay, wait,
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you're getting upstaged for--
Don't go anywhere.
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Oh, never mind.
We'll call that one back.
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[Corey]
I knew to call y'all because
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y'all the most romantic
people in the world,
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so I knew a Paris phone call
to y'all would hit.
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Exactly, and you knew she was
about to hang up with me for Kim
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- and Corey was like--
- No, Kendall.
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- For Kendall.
- [Kourtney] Oh, Kendall.
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Yeah, who's actually
down the street,
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and wouldn't answer our call.
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We were just calling.
We know-- We're on baby watch.
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That's what we're
dedicating our lives to.
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You'll be good. Uh, Travis leaves
in about 30 minutes to go to Spain.
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- [Kris] Whoa, really?
- [Corey] Long flight.
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Not too far--
How long will you be gone?
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- [Travis Barker] Sixteen days.
- Okay.
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- Oh, good.
- Okay.
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[Corey] Enjoy your last moments together
before he goes to the airport.
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- We didn't mean to interrupt the lovers.
- No.
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- [Kourtney] Thank you. We love you guys.
- [Travis] Thank you.
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- We love you.
- Alright, peace.
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Okay, who else can we call?
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I feel like we're prank c-call--
doing prank phone calls.
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- [crosstalk]
- Oh, here's Khloé!
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Hurry. Look at the Eiffel Tower!
It's going off!
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Oh, it's beautiful.
And so glittery.
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Well, we miss you.
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We just wanted to tell you,
you were very, very missed.
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Wait 'til I tell you the stories.
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[Khloé]
I just couldn't make it shake this time.
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I get it.
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I'm actually really disappointed
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because I had so many fun things
planned for her and I.
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She's my partner in crime.
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Kim is busy
with everything else she's doing,
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and I was really looking forward
to hanging out with Khloé this week.
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Where are you?
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[Khloé] I'm outside.
We're doing Halloween decorations.
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Oh, how fun!
That's so cute!
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[Khloé]
Okay, I gotta get ready for school pickup.
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We love you.
We wish you were here.
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Right now, she's really happy
focusing on her kids,
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getting to bed early,
working out, taking care of herself,
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so there's gotta be
a reason she's staying home.
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And so, we're just gonna let that ride.
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- I love you. [kisses]
- [Khloé] Love you too, bye.
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- Bye.
- [Corey] Bye-bye.
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Alright, so, we have
a couple things left,
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and then we have
the L'Oréal show.
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- So, I'm so excited.
- Which is back over there.
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Yeah, it's so good.
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'Kay, kiss.
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Hey, this is The Bachelor kiss.
Okay, hurry.
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Better kiss--
Bachelor kiss.
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[♪ upbeat music playing]
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- ♪ I'm gonna start livin' ♪
- Paris is always a good idea.
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Paris is always a good idea.
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- Cheers. Love you.
- Love you.
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♪
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♪ Nothin' but the best for me ♪
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♪ Nothin' but the best
is good enough for me ♪
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♪ Nothin' but the best,
best for me ♪
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♪ Nothin' but the best
is good enough for me ♪
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- Hey, Khloé.
- Hi, wow.
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- [greeting Khloé]
- I didn't know what I was getting
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invited over for; I thought I was
coming to hang out with you in bed.
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- We can do it all.
- [Khloé] Yay.
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I am finally Covid free,
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and now I just feel
really good and amazing.
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Nothing can phase me.
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Okay, well, I did bring Twister
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'cause I thought we were in bed together.
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- That's what I thought--
- Wait, you know I'm not allowed
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- to twist my body.
- You brought Twister?
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I thought it could be fun,
or we could do a puzzle.
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- Wait, I love puzzles.
- [Khloé] I know!
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I thought we were
hanging out in bed.
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- I didn't know you were, like, mobile.
- We're leaving. No, we're leaving.
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No, but if you can go downstairs,
[bleep] being in bed.
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[Kourtney]
I'm pretty much on bed rest.
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The third trimester,
I just haven't been able to travel,
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but I've been having lots of visitors.
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[all saying goodbye]
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I miss going to my kids' activities
and things like that,
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but I know that it's all
for a good reason.
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What did you pack
in your hospital bag?
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Tell me if you have anything to add.
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"Cozy blanket.
A nursing pillow."
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I definitely did not bring
a nursing pillow.
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"Outfit for baby to come home in."
Yes.
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And then I had to bring
my cord blood box or whatever.
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Yeah, it's like an ice box
to send off the placenta
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and make into the capsules.
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I am so incredibly happy
for Kourt and Trav.
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I think we're all
just excited to meet him,
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and welcome him to this wild,
crazy, amazing family.
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- Oh, like a Beats pill thingy, speaker?
- Mm.
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Let's give Travis something to do.
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- [Khloé] 'Kay.
-"Playlist and speaker."
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- [Khloé] Can I look at that book?
- [Kourtney] Yeah.
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So, I'm gonna go back
to the beginning,
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and, like, fill stuff in.
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[Khloé]
This is amazing.
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Thank you.
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I mean,
I'm not a scrapbooker.
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I've never done this before until
doing it for this gift for my husband.
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Kourt, this is wild.
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Taking the time
to really create something
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that's, like, telling a story,
I think is really special.
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Why didn't you go to Paris?
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I just didn't feel like
it was the place for me.
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I was just getting anxious
leaving the kids.
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Tristan's gone, and it's hard
for me to leave them,
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and I don't have, like,
a parent to stay with them.
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And then I was thinking,
the whole family was out of the country,
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and I was like,
"What if there's an earthquake?
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What if there's something?
There's no parent."
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- I just was freakin' myself out.
- Um, wait, where did Tristan go?
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To Cleveland.
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- For what?
- To play basketball.
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Oh, he plays on that team?
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- [chuckles] Mm-hmm.
- The Cleveland team?
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- Mm-hmm, he's back there.
- Whoa. Since when?
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- This year.
- I thought he played on the Lakers?
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- He-He went back to the Cavs.
- Wow.
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How do you feel that he's gone?
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I'm fine. It's just he's
a big help when he's here.
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- Mm-hmm.
- And, you know, I don't have
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nannies at night,
which I might have to change,
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or at least have, like,
someone be available sometimes.
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So, you have no one
that lives in right now?
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- Mm-mm. And I'm just so hands-on--
- They're at school half the time,
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- but not Tatum.
- I know, but I make all of her lunches,
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I make her break--
Like, I do everything.
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- Yeah.
- And no one--
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I don't let anyone else do it.
Tristan has done it.
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But I'm so particular.
[chuckles]
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Like, oh, my gosh,
I can't even think about that.
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Listen, I love my routine.
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I love being with my kids,
but being a parent is hard.
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And it's [bleep] every day
after 8:30 when True's asleep,
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I am, like, crawling
like I'm Leonardo DiCaprio out of
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Wolf of Wall Street to my bed.
Like, how do I get there?
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Then you wake up again,
and you do it all over.
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I make the lunches
and I started with
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the cookie-cutter hearts
for the watermelon.
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Like, once you start the cute shit
that you're so excited to do,
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God forbid you don't.
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But it's ama-- Like, at the same time,
it's, like, all you want.
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It's the weirdest [bleep] thing.
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'Cause you're exhausted,
and you're like, "I'm-I'm gonna die."
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And then, literally, when they're asleep
by 10:00, I'm like, "I miss them."
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Like, get it together, Khloé.
Snap out of it.
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Did you see my blood vial in there?
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What?
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No.
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'Cause you didn't keep goin'.
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- [Kourtney clears throat]
- Gotta see the blood. [chuckles]
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- It's a real thing of blood?
- Yeah.
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- For real? No.
- [Kourtney] Yeah.
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But what was the point
to get it from the first time?
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Just to, like, have each other's.
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[Khloé laughs]
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To wanna show off
your blood vials is also like,
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"Alright, if that's what
you're into," but...
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it's very, like,
Billy Bob Thornton of them.
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In, like, my every minute of the day,
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do I wanna be, like,
harnessing a tube of blood?
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Not for me, but that's
what makes the world go 'round.
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[whispers]
We're all different.
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[♪ intense string music plays]
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Wow.
Rock on with your bad self.
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[♪ upbeat music playing]
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♪ Feel the adrenalin,
it's takin' control ♪
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We're off to see Kendall
walk in the L'Oréal show tonight.
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♪ We locked and loaded ♪
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- ♪ And we're ready to roll ♪
- So chic.
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So, this is a big night for Kendall
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because now she's
part of the L'Oréal team.
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[camera clicking]
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Alright, guys, let's go see Kendall.
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♪ We got that wild side ♪
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Just a little buzz over
to watch our Kenny.
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Kendall being chosen as the new face
of L'Oréal is such a big deal.
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Look at the Eiffel Tower.
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And there's nobody better
for this campaign,
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and I'm so excited
for this huge production.
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- ♪ We got that wild side ♪
- [paparazzi shouting]
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[indistinct chatter]
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♪ We got that wild side ♪
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I just wanted to tell you welcome,
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- and I hope you feel...
- Thank you.
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- ...so much love tonight.
- Thank you.
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And positive energy,
and that you have a blast.
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Thank you.
You too.
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- Thank you so much.
- Okay, you're welcome.
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Tonight is the L'Oréal Paris Show.
I am super excited. I feel really good.
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[Kendall Jenner]
Oh, my God! Stop. Thank you.
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- I'm so happy.
- Whatever you need.
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Thank you.
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I want to work with brands
that I resonate with,
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that I feel like I connect on
what their goal or their motive is.
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So, working with L'Oréal,
like, fits in kind of perfectly,
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and what they stand
for is really powerful.
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Mom, you're here so timely
and on-- You're early.
289
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- I-- For once?
- The show's not for an hour
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- and 15 minutes.
- Who is always 15-- I'm an hour
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- and 15 minutes early.
- It's at 9:00.
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[♪ gentle string music playing]
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I wish you stayed back
and watched The Golden Bachelor with us.
294
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I know...
Well, guess what?
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- It was great. You should watch it.
- We have next--
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Well, you won't be home next week,
but I'll watch it in memory of you.
297
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- And then we'll watch it, yeah.
- And then we'll catch up,
298
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and we'll watch it together.
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If I'm home, and I'm not
doing anything on Monday nights,
300
00:13:33,564 --> 00:13:37,025
then I have girlfriends over
and we watch The Bachelor, sue me.
301
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It was just so genuine,
and it was so adorable.
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And he was just like--
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Like, the girl that got
the "First Impression" rose,
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he was like,
"I'm giving this to you
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because of your presence
when you talk to me."
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Like, he was so specific...
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- Wow.
- ...about why he gave it to her,
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and I'm just like,
"Ugh, bless your soul."
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I'm so happy you have
something to look forward to...
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- [Kendall] Mom.
- ...week to week.
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Please.
I have, I have a life.
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I swear the show sees
my dorkiest moments.
313
00:14:03,343 --> 00:14:05,512
Me just like freaking out
over Gerry the bachelor.
314
00:14:05,512 --> 00:14:08,015
Like, these are, like,
my dorkiest-- Whatever.
315
00:14:08,015 --> 00:14:10,726
I am in my grandma era for sure.
316
00:14:12,811 --> 00:14:13,812
Oh, no, it's a life--
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- It's a lifestyle choice, yeah.
- [producer laughing]
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[Kris]
Alright, everybody, see ya later.
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[traffic rumbling]
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[crowd cheering]
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[audience cheering, applauding]
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I think the show is gonna start, guys.
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- [♪ anticipatory music playing]
- Oh, there it goes.
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[♪ anticipatory music playing]
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[Kris]
Oh, there it goes.
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[♪ thumping dance music playing]
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This show tonight is such a big deal.
328
00:14:52,643 --> 00:14:55,854
The crowds of people that
are surrounding the venue.
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Thousands and thousands of people.
330
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And we're so excited to watch
Kendall walk the runway.
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[audience cheering]
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[Kendall] It's amazing.
We're directly under the Eiffel Tower.
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00:15:07,991 --> 00:15:09,117
It's so beautiful.
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The crowd is fun 'cause
everyone's kinda shouting at you,
335
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and you're waving to everyone.
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[cheering]
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♪
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[Kris]
Woo!
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It's magical.
I mean, Kendall comes out on the runway,
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00:15:25,759 --> 00:15:27,427
and she has dancers.
341
00:15:27,845 --> 00:15:30,973
Kendall has backup dancers.
It was so fun.
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00:15:30,973 --> 00:15:34,768
Kendall! Woo!
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[Kendall] I definitely believe that
women empowerment is so, so important.
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[Kris]
Kendall! Kendall!
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I feel like I-I've been, like, taught that
with my sisters, and my whole life.
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We have this really beautiful
understanding of, like,
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00:15:48,490 --> 00:15:50,909
let's all support each other,
and let's all lift each other up.
348
00:15:50,909 --> 00:15:54,538
So, um, yeah, I'm always here
to support a bad bitch.
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♪
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This is the perfect way to end Paris.
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Sitting underneath the Eiffel Tower,
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00:16:07,718 --> 00:16:10,929
and my daughter's being
celebrated for who she is.
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00:16:10,929 --> 00:16:14,892
It doesn't get any more special than that.
It really doesn't.
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00:16:21,315 --> 00:16:24,526
[♪ upbeat music playing]
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♪ Watch me shine,
while you're sittin' on the sidelines ♪
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00:16:32,826 --> 00:16:34,328
[Kim]
Hello?
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00:16:34,995 --> 00:16:36,246
- Oh my gosh, thank you.
- Mwah!
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00:16:37,080 --> 00:16:39,124
[Kim] Paris was so much fun.
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00:16:39,124 --> 00:16:43,378
And now, I'm having dinner
with Ryan Murphy and my mom,
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00:16:43,378 --> 00:16:45,923
and I had no idea;
I saw it on the schedule today.
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00:16:45,923 --> 00:16:50,636
This is exactly what happened when
he asked me to do American Horror Story.
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00:16:50,636 --> 00:16:52,221
So, I don't know,
it's coming out soon.
363
00:16:52,221 --> 00:16:56,350
Maybe it's just a cute catch-up
and I have no idea.
364
00:16:56,350 --> 00:16:57,935
[Ryan Murphy]
I love your little purse.
365
00:16:57,935 --> 00:17:00,312
- What's in there? Lip balm?
- I-I was gonna say, "Ask me what's in it."
366
00:17:00,312 --> 00:17:02,147
- [Ryan] What's in your purse?
- I actually grabbed it
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00:17:02,147 --> 00:17:04,066
- with nothing in it.
- [laughter]
368
00:17:04,066 --> 00:17:07,361
But typically, it would be a piece of gum,
a powder puff, and a lipstick.
369
00:17:07,361 --> 00:17:10,155
This week is the premiere
of American Horror Story.
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00:17:10,155 --> 00:17:13,909
I'm definitely nervous because I say
really kinda salacious lines,
371
00:17:13,909 --> 00:17:15,702
and crazy things in this.
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00:17:15,702 --> 00:17:17,996
I just wanna--
I really wanna do a good job.
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00:17:17,996 --> 00:17:19,289
Last time we all had dinner--
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00:17:19,289 --> 00:17:21,416
Yeah, last time we had dinner,
I came out, and I had like,
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00:17:21,416 --> 00:17:24,628
"Let's do some great
reality show about style."
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00:17:24,628 --> 00:17:26,338
And you were like,
"No, I kinda wanna act."
377
00:17:26,338 --> 00:17:27,840
- [Kris laughing]
- And it was kinda great,
378
00:17:27,840 --> 00:17:29,591
and I was like--
and that put the seed in my head,
379
00:17:29,591 --> 00:17:31,677
- and then we wrote that part for you.
- Yeah.
380
00:17:31,677 --> 00:17:33,262
[Ryan] Ya know, it's been
a really good experience.
381
00:17:33,262 --> 00:17:37,015
Although, I don't think Kim was prepared
for how long the hours are.
382
00:17:37,015 --> 00:17:38,767
- It's hard.
- [Kim] It's no joke.
383
00:17:38,767 --> 00:17:40,185
[Ryan]
It's no joke.
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00:17:40,185 --> 00:17:43,438
You were really, really good to the point
that they called me and were like,
385
00:17:43,438 --> 00:17:45,357
"Do you think Kim would
wanna do her own show?"
386
00:17:45,691 --> 00:17:48,318
[♪ downbeat music plays]
387
00:17:48,318 --> 00:17:50,904
[bleep]. What did I get myself into?
[laughs]
388
00:17:50,904 --> 00:17:53,407
Can I really pull this off?
But I-I think I can.
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00:17:53,407 --> 00:17:54,825
[Ryan]
It's a really good idea.
390
00:17:54,825 --> 00:18:01,123
So, Kim is the world's best,
most expensive divorce lawyer.
391
00:18:02,082 --> 00:18:03,333
- Oh.
- [Ryan] And she has her...
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00:18:05,043 --> 00:18:06,920
[Ryan] ...own firm,
and the thing about her firm is
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00:18:06,920 --> 00:18:09,006
that it's an all-female firm.
394
00:18:09,006 --> 00:18:11,300
- On brand.
- [Ryan] ...and love. Very on brand.
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00:18:11,300 --> 00:18:15,762
I know I don't need to add
another thing to my schedule,
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00:18:15,762 --> 00:18:20,267
or another TV show,
but it's so different than what I do,
397
00:18:20,267 --> 00:18:21,852
and it's such a challenge for me.
398
00:18:21,852 --> 00:18:24,229
And I just--
I love the challenge.
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00:18:24,229 --> 00:18:26,857
So, I just wanna see this out.
400
00:18:26,857 --> 00:18:28,650
[Ryan]
When you're going through a divorce,
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00:18:28,650 --> 00:18:31,820
I would imagine that you become
very close to your lawyer,
402
00:18:31,820 --> 00:18:33,113
and tell them everything--
403
00:18:33,113 --> 00:18:35,407
I mean, there's even so many
fun moments with, like,
404
00:18:35,407 --> 00:18:37,576
Laura and I where I'm just like,
405
00:18:37,576 --> 00:18:39,870
"Don't ever let me do this again."
406
00:18:39,870 --> 00:18:41,705
Then the next one, she would be like,
407
00:18:41,705 --> 00:18:43,749
"Hi, you reminded me last time.
408
00:18:43,749 --> 00:18:46,627
- Don't ever let you do this again."
- [Ryan] Has she done all of your--
409
00:18:46,627 --> 00:18:48,504
- Two of 'em, but, like, enough to know.
- [Kris laughing]
410
00:18:48,504 --> 00:18:50,547
- And then sh-- I was like, "On the...
- [Kris] That's so sad.
411
00:18:50,547 --> 00:18:52,508
-"Has she done all of your divorces?"
- [Kim] ...next one."
412
00:18:52,508 --> 00:18:53,884
"D-Don't ever let me do this."
Ya know?
413
00:18:53,884 --> 00:18:55,594
- [Kris] Yeah.
- And she just is, like, so funny.
414
00:18:55,594 --> 00:18:57,513
Well, 'cause it-it has what
Sex and the City has,
415
00:18:57,513 --> 00:18:59,014
which is girlfriends.
416
00:18:59,014 --> 00:19:00,724
- It has, like, a bond...
- [Kim] Totally.
417
00:19:00,724 --> 00:19:04,102
...of women trying to get
through an experience together.
418
00:19:04,102 --> 00:19:05,604
- Yeah.
- [Ryan] Well, the fun of it is,
419
00:19:05,604 --> 00:19:08,106
"Not only am I a lawyer,
but I play one on TV."
420
00:19:08,106 --> 00:19:10,734
- Like, that's the best catchphrase ever.
- Totally.
421
00:19:10,734 --> 00:19:12,819
I mean, could she
shoot it in Los Angeles?
422
00:19:12,819 --> 00:19:14,363
[Ryan]
Oh, it definitely has to shoot in LA.
423
00:19:14,363 --> 00:19:15,447
- [Kris] Okay.
- Yeah.
424
00:19:15,447 --> 00:19:17,824
I mean, we have to, like, build
a sound stage outside your back door.
425
00:19:17,824 --> 00:19:19,618
- Okay.
- Yeah.
426
00:19:19,618 --> 00:19:21,703
You just have to juggle the two shows.
427
00:19:21,703 --> 00:19:24,748
You've got this show,
and something new,
428
00:19:24,748 --> 00:19:27,876
which you were able to juggle
even when it was in New York.
429
00:19:27,876 --> 00:19:32,673
Once I finish law school,
I am golden.
430
00:19:32,673 --> 00:19:36,468
- When is that?
- I take the Bar 2025.
431
00:19:36,468 --> 00:19:37,970
Got it.
432
00:19:37,970 --> 00:19:41,807
Well, I think, when you put your mind
to something, you make it happen.
433
00:19:41,807 --> 00:19:43,392
- [Kim] Mm-hmm.
- [Kris] And as long as you guys
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00:19:43,392 --> 00:19:44,685
can figure out
how many days a week.
435
00:19:44,685 --> 00:19:46,103
If it's a couple, two,
three days a week,
436
00:19:46,103 --> 00:19:50,274
I think you could possibly do that
if you take other things out.
437
00:19:50,274 --> 00:19:55,112
I think if you do Kardashians,
your new show, your kids, and the Bar,
438
00:19:55,112 --> 00:19:57,406
that's four thi--
and you have SKIMS.
439
00:19:57,406 --> 00:19:59,032
[Ryan]
It's not like you're shooting every day,
440
00:19:59,032 --> 00:20:01,159
and you can plan your year accordingly.
441
00:20:01,159 --> 00:20:02,244
Totally.
442
00:20:02,244 --> 00:20:06,790
As Kim's mom, I, of course,
worry about her being healthy,
443
00:20:06,790 --> 00:20:08,709
and, you know,
taking time for herself,
444
00:20:08,709 --> 00:20:11,920
but being creative
is what fuels her.
445
00:20:11,920 --> 00:20:14,298
This is what makes her happy.
446
00:20:14,298 --> 00:20:19,011
It's really clear to me now that this is
what she loves more than anything.
447
00:20:19,011 --> 00:20:22,181
And being a working mom,
it's really hard.
448
00:20:22,181 --> 00:20:26,727
The balance of, ya know,
motherhood, being a mom,
449
00:20:26,727 --> 00:20:31,231
it's a challenge, and it's a dance,
and Kim has to figure it out.
450
00:20:31,231 --> 00:20:33,358
[Ryan] I don't know how you
would fit that in with your life,
451
00:20:33,358 --> 00:20:34,526
but we'd have to figure it out.
452
00:20:34,902 --> 00:20:36,820
I would have to figure that out.
453
00:20:36,820 --> 00:20:38,822
[♪ gentle music plays]
454
00:20:38,822 --> 00:20:41,074
[birds chirping]
455
00:20:43,577 --> 00:20:47,581
- [♪ upbeat music playing]
- [gentle waves crashing]
456
00:20:51,335 --> 00:20:53,086
[Simon Huck]
This is a lotta gifts.
457
00:20:53,086 --> 00:20:56,632
I have all these gifts to open,
that I was opening them with the kids,
458
00:20:56,632 --> 00:20:58,217
and they all ditched me,
and I was like,
459
00:20:58,217 --> 00:21:01,053
"This is not fun to open alone."
460
00:21:01,053 --> 00:21:02,804
- [Simon] We can open--
- So, I was waiting for you.
461
00:21:02,804 --> 00:21:03,972
[Simon]
Yeah. We can open today.
462
00:21:03,972 --> 00:21:06,975
- How to die is the gift from Liz.
- [Simon] Oh, to die.
463
00:21:06,975 --> 00:21:09,061
I'm obsessed with this Nara.
464
00:21:09,061 --> 00:21:11,355
- It's so good, though.
- [Kourtney] It's crazy.
465
00:21:11,355 --> 00:21:14,316
[Simon]
Are you still collaging for Travis's book?
466
00:21:14,316 --> 00:21:16,360
[Kourtney]
Oh, my God, yeah. You have to see it.
467
00:21:16,360 --> 00:21:19,530
[Simon]
I cannot believe you keep all this stuff.
468
00:21:19,530 --> 00:21:22,366
This is insane.
469
00:21:22,366 --> 00:21:24,034
I'm still working on it.
470
00:21:24,034 --> 00:21:26,036
Oh, my God.
And all the birthday cards.
471
00:21:26,036 --> 00:21:30,207
When I first imagined doing a scrapbook,
I imagined it really differently.
472
00:21:30,207 --> 00:21:34,419
Just, like, let's put the stuff in,
make it really neat and organized.
473
00:21:34,419 --> 00:21:37,881
And then, it just became
this huge project.
474
00:21:37,881 --> 00:21:42,010
But I think I could
finish it before the baby.
475
00:21:42,010 --> 00:21:43,095
[crew laughing]
476
00:21:46,473 --> 00:21:49,059
How many hours
have you put into this?
477
00:21:49,059 --> 00:21:51,353
I mean, Veronique stayed for the weekend,
478
00:21:51,353 --> 00:21:53,564
and we got through, like--
479
00:21:53,564 --> 00:21:55,065
- We probably--
- She slept over?
480
00:21:55,065 --> 00:21:57,276
- Twi-- Two nights in a row.
- You're joking.
481
00:21:57,276 --> 00:22:01,029
And we did,
[laughs] we did this for hours.
482
00:22:01,029 --> 00:22:05,409
You're a professional,
you can make one for every family member.
483
00:22:05,409 --> 00:22:08,912
- You would have to spend--
- No one else deserves my energy.
484
00:22:08,912 --> 00:22:09,997
[Veronique laughs]
485
00:22:09,997 --> 00:22:13,208
No one's a perfectionist like I am
with the cutting and the stuff.
486
00:22:13,208 --> 00:22:17,379
So, like, anything that's not perfect,
that was Veronique.
487
00:22:17,379 --> 00:22:20,340
- [Liz laughing]
- I'll just say.
488
00:22:20,340 --> 00:22:22,176
I'm like,
"Did I not do enough with Phil?"
489
00:22:22,176 --> 00:22:24,678
We've been together eight years.
I could fill a page.
490
00:22:24,678 --> 00:22:26,346
[Kourtney]
Wait, what about our blood vial?
491
00:22:26,346 --> 00:22:27,598
[Simon]
That's sick.
492
00:22:27,598 --> 00:22:29,975
I didn't even wanna comment on it.
And is there still blood in it?
493
00:22:29,975 --> 00:22:31,476
- [Kourtney] There is.
- Are you okay?
494
00:22:31,476 --> 00:22:34,938
- Is that, like, healthy, safe?
- A biohazard, you see?
495
00:22:36,064 --> 00:22:37,482
[Simon]
That's cute.
496
00:22:37,482 --> 00:22:39,401
- [phone chiming]
- Oh, I think he's going
497
00:22:39,401 --> 00:22:40,861
- on stage.
- [Simon] That's him.
498
00:22:42,946 --> 00:22:44,156
Hi, baby.
499
00:22:44,156 --> 00:22:45,616
[Travis]
Hi, baby. I'm goin' on stage.
500
00:22:45,616 --> 00:22:48,911
Okay.
Want me to say your prayer?
501
00:22:50,579 --> 00:22:51,580
Thank you.
502
00:22:51,580 --> 00:22:54,333
Okay, dear Lord Jesus,
I pray that you keep
503
00:22:54,333 --> 00:22:58,962
a wall of fire around Travis
and that he has a great show,
504
00:22:58,962 --> 00:23:01,673
and that you protect his fingers.
505
00:23:01,673 --> 00:23:04,218
And that he's safe on the riser,
506
00:23:04,218 --> 00:23:08,514
and keep his head clear,
and that he's safe from the fire.
507
00:23:08,514 --> 00:23:10,807
In Jesus's name.
Amen.
508
00:23:10,807 --> 00:23:12,643
Thank you, God. Amen.
I love you, baby.
509
00:23:12,643 --> 00:23:14,853
I love you.
Have the best show.
510
00:23:14,853 --> 00:23:16,897
Alright, have the best day.
I'll call you afterwards.
511
00:23:16,897 --> 00:23:18,190
Mwah.
512
00:23:18,815 --> 00:23:21,652
- Um, are we going down?
- [Simon] We're going down.
513
00:23:22,945 --> 00:23:24,488
- [speaker] Hello.
- [Kourtney] Hi, guys.
514
00:23:24,488 --> 00:23:26,073
- Hi, hi.
- [Kourtney] Am I sitting right here?
515
00:23:26,073 --> 00:23:27,574
[speaker]
Yeah, we have you all set up.
516
00:23:27,574 --> 00:23:29,993
- [Kourtney] Amazing.
- [Simon] Kourt, this is Peyton,
517
00:23:29,993 --> 00:23:31,703
- with Calm.
- [Kourtney] Hi.
518
00:23:31,703 --> 00:23:36,166
Lemme brought me this idea
to do something with the Calm app.
519
00:23:36,166 --> 00:23:38,460
I've been saying this,
by the way, forever.
520
00:23:38,460 --> 00:23:40,546
'Cause you and Travis have
the most calming voices.
521
00:23:40,546 --> 00:23:46,093
I'm reading a bedtime story,
like a sleep story?
522
00:23:46,093 --> 00:23:49,179
It ties into Lemme Sleep.
Should we do this, guys?
523
00:23:49,179 --> 00:23:50,889
[Peyton Gulley/Simon]
Let's do it.
524
00:23:50,889 --> 00:23:51,974
Hi.
525
00:23:51,974 --> 00:23:54,810
- [♪ gentle, upbeat music playing]
- Wait, I--
526
00:23:54,810 --> 00:23:57,229
Oh.
Good, how are you?
527
00:23:57,229 --> 00:24:01,525
I'm pretty monotone in... general.
528
00:24:01,525 --> 00:24:04,111
Yeah, I think it's gonna be iconic.
529
00:24:04,111 --> 00:24:08,282
My monotone voice reading
a sleep story will be perfect.
530
00:24:08,574 --> 00:24:11,201
Okay, I was gonna say
I don't wanna do it until it's right
531
00:24:11,201 --> 00:24:15,664
'cause I'm really out of breath
easily in my pregnancy.
532
00:24:15,664 --> 00:24:18,876
I think it'll be like
a one-take type of thing.
533
00:24:20,627 --> 00:24:25,090
It's, like, very calm,
and I was just doing my
534
00:24:25,090 --> 00:24:29,595
"what would I sound like if I was in bed
with my kids reading a bedtime story?"
535
00:24:29,595 --> 00:24:31,889
"I'm Kourtney Kardashian Barker.
536
00:24:31,889 --> 00:24:35,809
"Tonight we're gonna learn
about some new positions
537
00:24:35,809 --> 00:24:38,562
as we drift slowly to sleep."
538
00:24:38,562 --> 00:24:43,775
But I think it happens to be
my talking to Travis voice. [chuckles]
539
00:24:43,775 --> 00:24:49,489
"...see how you sleep and who you squeeze
is totally up to you.
540
00:24:49,489 --> 00:24:52,117
- [♪ gentle, relaxing music playing]
- Good night."
541
00:24:52,117 --> 00:24:53,619
- [applause]
- [Simon] Wow.
542
00:24:53,619 --> 00:24:56,663
[Kourtney] I got a round of applause
just so you guys know.
543
00:24:56,663 --> 00:24:58,498
And if you guys
need anything else,
544
00:24:58,498 --> 00:25:00,459
I was kinda joking
about the one take,
545
00:25:00,459 --> 00:25:04,338
but if we got it
in the one take, amazing.
546
00:25:04,338 --> 00:25:09,551
Sure... I'll do section three.
Okay, I'll do three.
547
00:25:09,551 --> 00:25:15,849
I think I'm really in this zone of, like,
I just feel really calm and happy.
548
00:25:15,849 --> 00:25:19,186
"Have a good day.
Sweet dreams."
549
00:25:19,186 --> 00:25:24,358
But, like, especially because
of the emergency fetal surgery
550
00:25:24,358 --> 00:25:29,321
that I had to have,
I'm just, like, good vibes only.
551
00:25:29,321 --> 00:25:31,782
Please, keep the bad vibes away.
552
00:25:31,782 --> 00:25:33,408
- [Simon] How was it?
- Okay. Good.
553
00:25:33,408 --> 00:25:35,327
- It-- Was it good?
- [Simon] How was-- No, it was great.
554
00:25:35,327 --> 00:25:36,745
It sounded amazing.
555
00:25:36,745 --> 00:25:38,830
[Liz Muller]
Kourt, your baby shower post is so cute.
556
00:25:38,830 --> 00:25:40,874
People are so wild, though,
557
00:25:40,874 --> 00:25:43,460
'cause they're, like, so confused
558
00:25:43,460 --> 00:25:46,421
that I, like, wrote
on Kim's baby shower post.
559
00:25:46,421 --> 00:25:48,340
Like, she posted our shower
and I was like,
560
00:25:48,340 --> 00:25:52,511
"Thank you Mom and sisters for the best
social-distanced baby shower,"
561
00:25:52,511 --> 00:25:55,013
- something, like, wrote something nice.
- [Simon] Yeah, I saw the comment.
562
00:25:55,013 --> 00:25:56,181
It was nice.
563
00:25:56,181 --> 00:25:58,809
[Kourtney] And then everyone's like,
"Kourtney's trollin'."
564
00:25:58,809 --> 00:26:01,562
You know they think that I'm, like--
that we, like, hate each other.
565
00:26:01,562 --> 00:26:03,772
- Yeah.
- But also, I so badly wanted to be, like,
566
00:26:03,772 --> 00:26:06,900
"By the way, I never knew
that call was filmed."
567
00:26:06,900 --> 00:26:08,694
[Simon]
Did she not tell you when she called?
568
00:26:08,694 --> 00:26:13,365
No, I just had a feeling that
it was filmed, like, after the fact,
569
00:26:13,365 --> 00:26:15,450
and then she was like, "Yeah."
570
00:26:15,450 --> 00:26:18,537
And I'm like,
"You're not using it." But then...
571
00:26:19,746 --> 00:26:21,832
it was too good not to use.
572
00:26:21,832 --> 00:26:26,086
The phone call, people got
really analytical and deep.
573
00:26:26,086 --> 00:26:28,130
So, we're all confused
and we're on a group chat
574
00:26:28,130 --> 00:26:30,340
that's actually labeled
"Not Kourtney,"
575
00:26:30,340 --> 00:26:34,178
so we know and have to funnel
what your friends are saying to us.
576
00:26:34,178 --> 00:26:37,181
And have to figure out why
you're such a different person,
577
00:26:37,181 --> 00:26:39,850
- and why you have this vendetta out.
- [Kourtney] [over phone] But do you think
578
00:26:39,850 --> 00:26:41,143
that I would wanna
be a part of that?
579
00:26:41,143 --> 00:26:42,227
You know, we're sisters.
580
00:26:42,227 --> 00:26:45,189
I think people forget--
They always say, like, on our show,
581
00:26:45,189 --> 00:26:46,899
like, "How are they
gonna get through it?"
582
00:26:46,899 --> 00:26:50,527
And they pick sides,
and everyone gets really riled up.
583
00:26:50,527 --> 00:26:53,614
I think there's, like,
this huge misconception
584
00:26:53,614 --> 00:26:56,867
that Kourtney and I hate each other.
[laughing]
585
00:26:56,867 --> 00:26:58,577
We really don't.
586
00:26:58,577 --> 00:27:03,290
I'm sure a lot of people have had,
like, crazy fights with their siblings.
587
00:27:03,290 --> 00:27:07,920
Maybe ours are more extreme.
I'm not sure. I really don't know.
588
00:27:07,920 --> 00:27:09,505
The thing about Kourtney and I,
589
00:27:09,505 --> 00:27:13,509
no matter how crazy things are,
no matter what's going on,
590
00:27:13,509 --> 00:27:16,762
if she needs something, I'm there,
if I need something, she's there.
591
00:27:16,762 --> 00:27:19,765
And we'll always be that way
no matter what we're going through.
592
00:27:19,765 --> 00:27:22,434
So, was it just the sisters
on the "Not Kourtney" group chat?
593
00:27:22,434 --> 00:27:24,019
- [Kourtney] Yeah.
- No one else?
594
00:27:24,019 --> 00:27:25,354
[Kourtney]
No friends.
595
00:27:25,354 --> 00:27:27,439
[Simon] The amount of people
who've reached out to me to say,
596
00:27:27,439 --> 00:27:29,608
"I knew you wouldn't be
on that group chat."
597
00:27:29,608 --> 00:27:33,445
- Yeah.
- I'm like, honestly, thank God.
598
00:27:33,445 --> 00:27:35,405
[Kourtney] Thank God you weren't.
But you know what?
599
00:27:35,405 --> 00:27:41,078
That's a characteristic that my mom
and Kim have had for my whole life
600
00:27:41,078 --> 00:27:42,621
of being like,
601
00:27:42,621 --> 00:27:44,915
-"Everyone's talking about you."
- [Simon] Yes.
602
00:27:44,915 --> 00:27:46,667
[Kourtney]
But there's no everyone.
603
00:27:46,667 --> 00:27:49,920
And I'm so happy that
I just don't give a [bleep]
604
00:27:49,920 --> 00:27:51,588
about any of that anymore.
605
00:27:51,588 --> 00:27:54,424
[Simon] Yeah. No, and you and Kim
have subsequently made up
606
00:27:54,424 --> 00:27:56,093
- and it's all good now.
- Yeah.
607
00:27:56,093 --> 00:27:57,427
Kim and I are great.
608
00:27:57,427 --> 00:27:59,930
Everything's, like, back to normal.
609
00:27:59,930 --> 00:28:03,934
We get along,
we, like, really connect over the kids.
610
00:28:03,934 --> 00:28:08,730
I can't even believe that a second
of energy was wasted on that.
611
00:28:08,730 --> 00:28:10,023
[Peyton]
You did very good, Kourtney.
612
00:28:10,023 --> 00:28:11,942
- [Kourtney] Really?
- [Peyton] You are a natural,
613
00:28:11,942 --> 00:28:13,318
natural for the sleep story.
614
00:28:13,318 --> 00:28:15,112
[Kourtney]
Think I have a new career, guys.
615
00:28:15,112 --> 00:28:16,738
- Yeah.
- Truly.
616
00:28:16,738 --> 00:28:18,156
[laughter]
617
00:28:18,156 --> 00:28:21,243
[♪ upbeat music playing]
618
00:28:28,208 --> 00:28:29,877
♪
619
00:28:33,130 --> 00:28:34,882
- Hi!
- Hi!
620
00:28:34,882 --> 00:28:36,717
- What's going on?
- Hi, cutie.
621
00:28:36,717 --> 00:28:37,801
Why do you have your purse?
622
00:28:37,801 --> 00:28:39,094
Where are you--
You going shopping?
623
00:28:39,094 --> 00:28:40,179
I don't know.
624
00:28:43,515 --> 00:28:46,518
I did not go to Paris
for Fashion Week this year.
625
00:28:46,518 --> 00:28:49,980
But that does not mean
that I don't have FOMO.
626
00:28:49,980 --> 00:28:54,067
So, I cannot wait to get
the full download from Kylie.
627
00:28:54,067 --> 00:28:55,277
And I love catching up with her.
628
00:28:55,277 --> 00:28:56,987
Kylie, these little heels
that you're wearing,
629
00:28:56,987 --> 00:28:58,697
- I just--
- You hate 'em?
630
00:28:58,697 --> 00:29:00,949
Duh, I'm not a--
I'm, like, either a flats
631
00:29:00,949 --> 00:29:02,784
or a stripper heel type of girl.
632
00:29:02,784 --> 00:29:04,036
[Kylie Jenner]
I like these because
633
00:29:04,036 --> 00:29:06,205
- it's-it's more casual.
- That's like a micro-penis.
634
00:29:06,205 --> 00:29:08,081
[Kylie] We're not about
to shame micros right now.
635
00:29:08,081 --> 00:29:10,167
Okay, we won't,
but nobody wants them.
636
00:29:10,167 --> 00:29:11,919
You just accept them.
637
00:29:11,919 --> 00:29:14,296
That's not true.
Some people like them.
638
00:29:14,671 --> 00:29:17,883
Hm. Maybe if they have
a micro-puss. [laughing]
639
00:29:17,883 --> 00:29:20,093
I think a micro-puss would be fascinating.
640
00:29:20,093 --> 00:29:23,388
'Cause doesn't everyone
want a smaller puss?
641
00:29:23,388 --> 00:29:25,974
I tend to have a larger puss.
642
00:29:25,974 --> 00:29:28,477
Like, when I'm fat, it gets fatter.
643
00:29:28,477 --> 00:29:30,979
'Cause when I was fat, I had Camille.
644
00:29:30,979 --> 00:29:34,358
Now that I've been skinnier,
Camille disappeared.
645
00:29:34,358 --> 00:29:36,818
[both chuckling]
646
00:29:36,818 --> 00:29:38,737
How was
[in French accent] Paris?
647
00:29:38,737 --> 00:29:41,698
- [Kylie] Paris was good.
- [Khloé] You looked incredible.
648
00:29:41,698 --> 00:29:45,160
[Kylie] Thank you.
Um, I saw Jordyn again in Paris.
649
00:29:45,160 --> 00:29:47,246
- How was that?
- It was fun.
650
00:29:47,246 --> 00:29:51,875
I think we have, like, a lot more, like,
healthy distance in the relationship.
651
00:29:51,875 --> 00:29:55,128
- Now it's, like, we talk once a month.
- I think it's really--
652
00:29:55,128 --> 00:29:59,216
I think what I do love now is that
653
00:29:59,216 --> 00:30:03,720
the narrative about us online
is also over.
654
00:30:03,720 --> 00:30:05,806
Like, when we were seen
leaving that restaurant,
655
00:30:05,806 --> 00:30:09,101
if it was a story for the day
or two days, whatever,
656
00:30:09,101 --> 00:30:12,646
- and then, now, it's, like, it's over.
- [Khloé] It disappeared.
657
00:30:12,980 --> 00:30:14,731
- Yeah.
- People know that we're cool
658
00:30:14,731 --> 00:30:17,484
and no one's talking about it anymore.
659
00:30:17,484 --> 00:30:20,779
I've always told you, like, I never
want you to have regrets in life,
660
00:30:20,779 --> 00:30:25,742
and I, for sure, never want you to have
regrets with anything that comes to me.
661
00:30:25,742 --> 00:30:28,912
And I've told you, like, when you were
saying that you miss her and whatever,
662
00:30:28,912 --> 00:30:33,792
and I-I've never had an issue with you
keeping your friendships with anyone.
663
00:30:33,792 --> 00:30:35,544
- That's not my job in life.
- [Kylie] Mm-hmm.
664
00:30:35,544 --> 00:30:37,754
I'm happy to have
this conversation with Khloé
665
00:30:37,754 --> 00:30:41,258
'cause I think that people
don't really understand
666
00:30:41,258 --> 00:30:43,093
how pure Khloé's heart is.
667
00:30:43,093 --> 00:30:46,597
And even right after
everything happened,
668
00:30:46,597 --> 00:30:48,307
her energy was always
the same with me.
669
00:30:48,307 --> 00:30:51,268
She's like, "You need to do
whatever makes you happy.
670
00:30:51,268 --> 00:30:54,021
There's nothing more important
to me than you and your happiness."
671
00:30:54,021 --> 00:30:55,522
And she's just very special.
672
00:30:55,522 --> 00:30:59,443
And I wish more people
knew how special she was.
673
00:30:59,443 --> 00:31:04,364
I definitely get frustrated,
the whole narrative about her and I,
674
00:31:04,364 --> 00:31:06,283
or her and you,
or me and you, whatever.
675
00:31:06,283 --> 00:31:08,827
- It's, like, this weird--
- It's an internet creative narrative
676
00:31:08,827 --> 00:31:10,996
- that doesn't even exist.
- Totally.
677
00:31:10,996 --> 00:31:15,167
And so, that is something
that I would love behind us all.
678
00:31:15,167 --> 00:31:18,337
They're always pinning
the girls against one another.
679
00:31:18,337 --> 00:31:21,465
And there's actually no beef.
680
00:31:21,465 --> 00:31:24,718
I hate that you have to choose
Team Jordyn or Team Kylie.
681
00:31:24,718 --> 00:31:26,220
And we're not like that.
682
00:31:26,220 --> 00:31:28,805
Like, 'cause we're just living,
we're not, like, thinking that hard
683
00:31:28,805 --> 00:31:31,725
about the situation anymore.
684
00:31:31,725 --> 00:31:34,561
We just want happy,
peaceful, healthy lives.
685
00:31:34,561 --> 00:31:36,104
- Yeah.
- That's all we want.
686
00:31:36,104 --> 00:31:38,023
[Kylie]
Ain't that the truth?
687
00:31:38,607 --> 00:31:40,234
- Well--
- Mom's having dinner with someone.
688
00:31:40,234 --> 00:31:41,527
Who is she having dinner with?
689
00:31:41,527 --> 00:31:43,028
- There's some people--
- Ooh. Should we go?
690
00:31:43,028 --> 00:31:44,321
- [Khloé] Yeah.
- Let's just go.
691
00:31:44,321 --> 00:31:46,114
Let's go ambush.
692
00:31:46,114 --> 00:31:48,408
I love just visiting my mom.
693
00:31:48,700 --> 00:31:50,452
I would love if she gets pissed.
694
00:31:51,203 --> 00:31:53,205
Oh, Kylie's with us.
She won't get pissed.
695
00:31:53,205 --> 00:31:56,583
Cameras included or not included.
696
00:31:56,583 --> 00:31:58,418
[Kylie]
Who the [bleep] does she think she is?
697
00:31:58,418 --> 00:32:01,004
- [Khloé] Yeah, who the [bleep]...
- [Kylie] Having dinner without telling us?
698
00:32:01,004 --> 00:32:02,548
We're her [bleep] favorites.
699
00:32:02,548 --> 00:32:04,299
[Khloé]
Hi, Eric.
700
00:32:04,800 --> 00:32:06,134
[Kylie]
Mom?!
701
00:32:06,134 --> 00:32:08,011
[Khloé]
Mom?!
702
00:32:08,011 --> 00:32:11,723
- [Kylie] Mom?!
- Who are you having dinner with?
703
00:32:13,141 --> 00:32:14,434
[Kylie]
Mom?!
704
00:32:14,434 --> 00:32:16,311
[Khloé]
Mom?!
705
00:32:16,311 --> 00:32:19,398
- [Kylie] What are--
- Hi. Who are you having dinner with?
706
00:32:19,398 --> 00:32:20,774
What do you think you're doing tonight?
707
00:32:20,774 --> 00:32:22,192
I'm watching Dancing with the Stars.
708
00:32:22,192 --> 00:32:23,610
[Kylie]
Mom!
709
00:32:23,610 --> 00:32:26,446
[Khloé] It was all Kylie's idea
'cause you love her the most.
710
00:32:26,446 --> 00:32:29,783
I do not love her the most.
I love you all the same.
711
00:32:29,783 --> 00:32:30,868
Yep.
712
00:32:31,743 --> 00:32:34,413
[TV playing]
713
00:32:34,913 --> 00:32:36,915
- Well, this was much more...
- [Kylie] Yeah, this was--
714
00:32:36,915 --> 00:32:38,500
...anticlimactic than I assumed.
715
00:32:38,500 --> 00:32:41,003
I thought, like, you were gonna
have an orgy or something.
716
00:32:41,003 --> 00:32:44,298
- [Kris] No.
- [gasps] "Mom! Your vagina!"
717
00:32:44,298 --> 00:32:46,508
[laughter]
718
00:32:46,508 --> 00:32:48,302
[Kylie] Love you guys.
I actually have to go...
719
00:32:48,302 --> 00:32:50,429
- [Khloé/Kris] Love you.
- ...'cause I wanna say bye to my kids.
720
00:32:50,429 --> 00:32:51,930
- Bye! Love you!
- I'm s-so sorry.
721
00:32:51,930 --> 00:32:53,515
Kylie really wanted to see you.
722
00:32:53,515 --> 00:32:56,768
- [softly] Bye.
- Aww, of course, she did.
723
00:32:56,768 --> 00:32:58,478
[Khloé] "What size shoe
does your mommy wear?"
724
00:32:58,478 --> 00:33:02,107
- My mommy?
- M-My mommy. Malika's asking.
725
00:33:02,107 --> 00:33:04,526
- Eight and a half or nine--
- 'Member when you had that foot surgery?
726
00:33:04,526 --> 00:33:06,737
It's called bunion surgery.
727
00:33:06,737 --> 00:33:08,238
- You're big--
- What is a bunion?
728
00:33:08,238 --> 00:33:10,866
- [Kris] Oh, my God.
- [Khloé] Oy, look at this.
729
00:33:10,866 --> 00:33:14,161
Oh, I know.
People can get really messed up.
730
00:33:15,370 --> 00:33:16,580
Bunions are gross.
731
00:33:16,580 --> 00:33:21,627
I don't-- I'm not big with, like,
a lot of random body parts.
732
00:33:21,627 --> 00:33:23,045
Like, even belly buttons.
733
00:33:23,045 --> 00:33:26,006
Don't get me started on an outie, oy.
734
00:33:26,465 --> 00:33:28,675
Talk about a micro-penis.
735
00:33:30,260 --> 00:33:34,306
And, like, the fact that you
don't have worse feet is wild.
736
00:33:34,306 --> 00:33:35,390
Worse feet?
737
00:33:35,390 --> 00:33:37,893
- I have beautiful feet.
- I know you have beautiful feet.
738
00:33:37,893 --> 00:33:40,395
- I have feet that would go on OnlyFans...
- But you walk on heels.
739
00:33:40,395 --> 00:33:42,731
- ...and make a fortune by the way.
- Oh.
740
00:33:42,731 --> 00:33:44,942
People on OnlyFans show their feet?
741
00:33:44,942 --> 00:33:47,277
There's foot fetishes
all around the world.
742
00:33:47,277 --> 00:33:48,362
[laughs]
What?
743
00:33:48,362 --> 00:33:50,322
- And my-- Mom...
- Stop! [laughing]
744
00:33:50,322 --> 00:33:54,451
...Kourtney and Travis are probably
the emperor and empress of foot fetishes.
745
00:33:54,451 --> 00:33:55,619
- Stop it.
- By the way.
746
00:33:55,619 --> 00:33:58,330
- Mom, you know this, but...
- No, I do not know this.
747
00:33:58,330 --> 00:34:00,624
- ...I have beautiful ballerina--
- Wait, what do you--
748
00:34:00,624 --> 00:34:02,501
But what do you do
with somebody's feet?
749
00:34:07,130 --> 00:34:08,966
Khloé, no.
750
00:34:09,633 --> 00:34:11,134
Okay, so, why are we talk-- Oh--
751
00:34:11,134 --> 00:34:13,095
- [Khloé] The foot fetish.
- Can we go back to the bunions?
752
00:34:13,095 --> 00:34:16,974
- [laughter]
- Because that's the conversation
753
00:34:16,974 --> 00:34:19,059
- I was most comfortable with.
- Well, my point is
754
00:34:19,059 --> 00:34:22,771
people have foot fetishes,
so I can make a lot of money off my feet,
755
00:34:22,771 --> 00:34:24,565
but I just haven't gone there yet.
756
00:34:24,565 --> 00:34:27,609
Don't worry. Desperate times call for
desperate measures, and I will be there.
757
00:34:29,403 --> 00:34:31,405
If you get me my bunion surgery.
758
00:34:31,405 --> 00:34:33,115
[♪ upbeat dance music playing]
759
00:34:33,115 --> 00:34:34,825
♪ I wanna be in on the action ♪
760
00:34:34,825 --> 00:34:37,035
♪ I wanna be causin' reaction ♪
761
00:34:37,035 --> 00:34:38,954
♪ I want 'em to feel,
and want 'em to see ♪
762
00:34:38,954 --> 00:34:40,873
♪ I want 'em to dance with passion ♪
763
00:34:40,873 --> 00:34:42,958
♪ Wanna be in on the action ♪
764
00:34:42,958 --> 00:34:44,459
♪
765
00:34:44,459 --> 00:34:45,752
- Thank you.
- ♪ It's gonna be hot ♪
766
00:34:45,752 --> 00:34:47,254
♪ And never forgot ♪
767
00:34:47,254 --> 00:34:48,839
♪ Not gonna be a distraction ♪
768
00:34:48,839 --> 00:34:50,090
♪
769
00:34:54,219 --> 00:34:56,847
- [Khloé] Hi!
- [greeting each other]
770
00:34:57,347 --> 00:34:59,183
[group chattering]
771
00:35:00,559 --> 00:35:02,186
[Kris]
Tonight is the premiere
772
00:35:02,186 --> 00:35:05,731
of American Horror Story
starring Kim Kardashian.
773
00:35:05,731 --> 00:35:07,733
So, we're very excited.
774
00:35:07,733 --> 00:35:11,069
She FaceTimed me
from set in her makeup
775
00:35:11,069 --> 00:35:12,821
and I didn't even know it was her.
776
00:35:12,821 --> 00:35:14,781
So, you're in for a thrill.
777
00:35:15,157 --> 00:35:16,575
What time does the show come on?
778
00:35:16,575 --> 00:35:18,160
- [Corey/Kris] 7:00.
- 7:00.
779
00:35:18,160 --> 00:35:20,746
[Corey] Yeah, so, y'all should
probably get a drink or somethin'.
780
00:35:20,746 --> 00:35:21,955
What do you guys want?
781
00:35:24,374 --> 00:35:25,584
No, he has a person here for that.
782
00:35:25,584 --> 00:35:26,960
- There's people here, Kris.
- [Kris] Oh.
783
00:35:29,129 --> 00:35:31,173
By the way, this isn't 15 years ago,
we're bossin' me around
784
00:35:31,173 --> 00:35:32,591
- with the [bleep] wine.
- [laughter]
785
00:35:32,591 --> 00:35:34,593
That was 20 years ago!
When Reggie was around,
786
00:35:34,593 --> 00:35:37,971
it was literally like,
"Mr. Football, how are ya?"
787
00:35:39,556 --> 00:35:41,683
[laughter]
788
00:35:41,683 --> 00:35:43,477
- [♪ dance music playing]
- ♪ Look at me now ♪
789
00:35:43,477 --> 00:35:45,771
♪ Ah, ah, ah, ah, ah, ah, ah ♪
790
00:35:45,771 --> 00:35:47,356
♪ I'm in the crowd ♪
791
00:35:47,356 --> 00:35:49,650
♪ Ah, ah, ah, ah, ah, ah, ah ♪
792
00:35:49,650 --> 00:35:51,151
♪ Look at me now ♪
793
00:35:51,151 --> 00:35:53,070
♪ Ah, ah, ah, ah, ah, ah, ah ♪
794
00:35:53,070 --> 00:35:55,614
- [Kim] Hi, guys!
- [greeting each other]
795
00:35:55,614 --> 00:35:57,115
- How are you?
- [all chattering]
796
00:35:57,115 --> 00:36:01,870
[Khloé] North, your side-eye
was on fuego right now.
797
00:36:01,870 --> 00:36:04,498
- [chattering]
- I love your side-eye.
798
00:36:04,498 --> 00:36:07,334
Kim, I didn't know
this was, like, real scary.
799
00:36:07,334 --> 00:36:09,586
- Well, these episodes aren't.
- [Corey] You wanna sit right here?
800
00:36:09,586 --> 00:36:11,713
- 'Cause I don't do, like, real--
- And I'm, like, scared.
801
00:36:11,713 --> 00:36:13,799
Will you hold me?
Hold me.
802
00:36:13,799 --> 00:36:16,218
[muffled]
Oh, my God. [chuckles]
803
00:36:16,218 --> 00:36:18,804
So, I don't like anything horror.
804
00:36:18,804 --> 00:36:22,266
I don't like to be scared.
Just, like, don't "Boo" me.
805
00:36:22,266 --> 00:36:24,852
Don't like, "Boo!"
Like, [bleep] off.
806
00:36:24,852 --> 00:36:27,229
I do not wanna be scared.
Life is scary enough.
807
00:36:27,229 --> 00:36:29,857
So, Kim, you have
no idea how scary this is?
808
00:36:29,857 --> 00:36:33,694
No, I have no idea,
like... if it's good.
809
00:36:33,694 --> 00:36:35,445
- I mean, I'm sure--
- [Khloé] Of course, it's good.
810
00:36:35,445 --> 00:36:38,532
I just am like, "Oh, my God,
as long as people don't say I'm awful."
811
00:36:38,532 --> 00:36:40,450
- Show's gonna start.
- Yes.
812
00:36:40,450 --> 00:36:42,494
- [speaker] 'Kay.
- [Kris] We should go inside.
813
00:36:42,494 --> 00:36:44,997
[Corey]
I'm ready to watch Kim get a Emmy.
814
00:36:44,997 --> 00:36:46,456
[Kris]
That is so good.
815
00:36:46,456 --> 00:36:49,626
So cute!
Northy, look it!
816
00:36:49,626 --> 00:36:51,044
[Khloé]
Scott, this is so cute in here.
817
00:36:51,044 --> 00:36:54,047
[Scott Disick] Yeah. Cute, right?
Are we ready to get started?
818
00:36:54,047 --> 00:36:55,465
[Kim]
Guys, I don't wanna watch this.
819
00:36:55,465 --> 00:36:56,758
- Yes!
- [Kris] Are you sure?
820
00:36:56,758 --> 00:37:00,679
- Come on, Kimberly. Woo!
- 'Kay, can we turn all the lights off?
821
00:37:00,679 --> 00:37:02,389
[Corey]
You almost knocked over her wine.
822
00:37:02,389 --> 00:37:04,808
[gasps] Mom, you knocked
her wine all over her pajamas.
823
00:37:04,808 --> 00:37:06,351
- No, it's okay.
- [Kris] Oh, I'm so sorry.
824
00:37:06,351 --> 00:37:07,811
- I just don't wanna get-- It's okay.
- Mom!
825
00:37:07,811 --> 00:37:09,813
- I just don't wanna get--
- [Malika Haqq] Is there a napkin?
826
00:37:09,813 --> 00:37:11,565
- Scott, do you mind getting a napkin?
- [Scott] Yeah.
827
00:37:11,565 --> 00:37:14,026
- [Kim] Does anyone have a napkin?
- We need a napkin!
828
00:37:14,026 --> 00:37:15,319
[Kris]
It's right there!
829
00:37:15,319 --> 00:37:17,529
- She has a whole stack of 'em.
- [Scott] Guys, guys, guys.
830
00:37:17,529 --> 00:37:20,073
The show's gonna be hectic enough.
We don't need to fight each other.
831
00:37:20,073 --> 00:37:22,284
It's like pandemonium.
Oh, my gosh.
832
00:37:22,284 --> 00:37:24,453
Everyone's freaking out.
How're we gonna fix it?
833
00:37:24,453 --> 00:37:26,997
Do we need to put water on the couch?
834
00:37:26,997 --> 00:37:28,290
Maybe sit over there.
835
00:37:28,290 --> 00:37:31,001
[Malika] Scott, you don't have
any fabric cleaner we can spray?
836
00:37:31,001 --> 00:37:34,254
[Kris]
This is why we have a no red wine rule.
837
00:37:34,254 --> 00:37:36,173
People wanna live their lives.
838
00:37:36,173 --> 00:37:39,051
Mom, chill out.
You're the one that threw the blanket.
839
00:37:39,051 --> 00:37:41,386
"Who has red wine with a cream couch?"
840
00:37:41,386 --> 00:37:43,931
But then she'd complain
if there wasn't red wine here.
841
00:37:43,931 --> 00:37:45,516
[Kris]
I'll have it cleaned tomorrow.
842
00:37:45,516 --> 00:37:50,646
The chaos over, like,
a couple drops of wine was wild.
843
00:37:50,646 --> 00:37:53,482
Everything's okay, everybody.
We'll have that cleaned--
844
00:37:53,482 --> 00:37:56,443
By the way, it's my couch!
I don't give a [bleep]!
845
00:37:56,443 --> 00:37:57,861
[Kris]
I'm gonna have it cleaned.
846
00:37:57,861 --> 00:38:02,866
Everyone just shut the [bleep] up,
and turn the show on.
847
00:38:02,866 --> 00:38:07,037
Can you get Scott's couch
cleaned tomorrow?
848
00:38:07,037 --> 00:38:10,123
'Cause I spilled some red wine on it.
Thank you.
849
00:38:12,084 --> 00:38:14,461
- Is everybody ready?
- [Kim/Natalie Halcro] Yes.
850
00:38:14,461 --> 00:38:18,006
[Kris] Matthew's gonna send somebody
over here tomorrow to clean the couch.
851
00:38:18,006 --> 00:38:20,342
Okay, guys, should we turn the lights off?
852
00:38:20,342 --> 00:38:21,969
[Kris]
Scott can't wait for us to leave.
853
00:38:21,969 --> 00:38:25,264
[Scott] I don't mind.
I'm getting a new couch, I mean--
854
00:38:25,264 --> 00:38:28,058
[Kris] Oh, my God.
This is gonna cost me 20 grand.
855
00:38:28,058 --> 00:38:30,060
- [Khloé] Okay. Let's push play, babe.
- [Scott] At least.
856
00:38:30,060 --> 00:38:31,854
I'm already makin' the order.
857
00:38:31,854 --> 00:38:33,146
[Olivia Pierson]
Okay.
858
00:38:34,064 --> 00:38:36,066
- [Scott] What the? Is that you, Keeks?
- [Kris] What?
859
00:38:36,066 --> 00:38:38,819
- [Khloé] It's Kimberly!
- [laughing] Can you imagine?
860
00:38:38,819 --> 00:38:40,821
[Khloé]
Would die if that was her.
861
00:38:40,821 --> 00:38:44,157
It's interesting to see
'cause I never saw any of this.
862
00:38:44,157 --> 00:38:47,035
I'm definitely nervous
because I put the time
863
00:38:47,035 --> 00:38:49,121
and the energy in
to do something different
864
00:38:49,121 --> 00:38:50,706
that was outside of my comfort zone.
865
00:38:50,706 --> 00:38:53,917
- [♪ sinister pop music playing]
- [Scott] Dude, this is wild.
866
00:38:53,917 --> 00:38:57,087
[group cheering]
867
00:38:58,338 --> 00:39:00,966
[Kim] I don't know,
I feel like it could go really bad
868
00:39:00,966 --> 00:39:04,386
and embarrassing for everyone if I suck.
869
00:39:04,386 --> 00:39:06,471
I just hope people like it.
870
00:39:07,639 --> 00:39:08,849
That's me, guys.
871
00:39:08,849 --> 00:39:10,934
- [group cheering]
- [Scott] Yeah, baby.
872
00:39:10,934 --> 00:39:13,520
[on TV] It's exhausting being
better than everyone.
873
00:39:13,520 --> 00:39:16,440
- Oh, so, you're playing your mom?
- [Kris laughing]
874
00:39:16,440 --> 00:39:19,151
All of that would wind up
in the bargain bin at Walmart.
875
00:39:19,151 --> 00:39:21,778
- I mean, no offense.
- I mean, none taken. That is true.
876
00:39:21,778 --> 00:39:23,280
[Khloé]
Kim, you're so cute.
877
00:39:23,280 --> 00:39:25,574
- [group cheering]
- [Kris] So good, babe.
878
00:39:25,574 --> 00:39:28,243
[chattering]
879
00:39:28,243 --> 00:39:30,162
Yeah, like, no matter what
they think I did--
880
00:39:30,162 --> 00:39:31,663
But who knows?
Are they lying also?
881
00:39:31,663 --> 00:39:33,749
'Cause it's like when your kid's ugly,
882
00:39:33,749 --> 00:39:36,376
of course, your family's gonna be
like, "It's so cute." You know?
883
00:39:36,376 --> 00:39:38,837
Like, what are they gonna say, I suck?
884
00:39:38,837 --> 00:39:43,383
- Kim, you're doing so great!
- Thanks, guys.
885
00:39:43,383 --> 00:39:45,844
So, at least in this moment, I believe it.
886
00:39:45,844 --> 00:39:49,932
But I'll wait for the reviews
and see if they were telling the truth.
887
00:39:49,932 --> 00:39:52,976
This role seems perfect
for Kim K, not gonna lie.
888
00:39:52,976 --> 00:39:54,686
- [Scott] I smell an Emmy.
- Please don't.
889
00:39:54,686 --> 00:39:57,689
Oh, my God, everyone's saying
Siobhan is literally Kris Jenner.
890
00:39:57,689 --> 00:39:58,982
That's what I said!
891
00:39:58,982 --> 00:40:02,819
"Kim has the s--
Kim has best preparation for this role."
892
00:40:02,819 --> 00:40:03,904
Nice.
893
00:40:03,904 --> 00:40:05,739
People were saying
really great things like,
894
00:40:05,739 --> 00:40:07,908
"Wow, we didn't wanna like it, but..."
895
00:40:07,908 --> 00:40:10,327
Kind of like how I felt when I did SNL.
896
00:40:10,327 --> 00:40:11,620
They always wanna hate,
897
00:40:11,620 --> 00:40:16,792
and it's such a good feeling when
people are responding well to something.
898
00:40:17,292 --> 00:40:19,795
Kim, Ryan Murphy said
you were so good in this
899
00:40:19,795 --> 00:40:23,507
that he thinks you should do this
for the rest of your life full-time.
900
00:40:23,507 --> 00:40:28,011
This is a huge deal for Kim
because the growth in her confidence
901
00:40:28,011 --> 00:40:31,598
of her taking risks, her saying like,
"You know, I can do this."
902
00:40:31,598 --> 00:40:33,600
Like, when there was
once a time in her life
903
00:40:33,600 --> 00:40:38,564
that she thought she needed somebody else
to call the shots, direct her.
904
00:40:38,564 --> 00:40:41,775
And she felt almost like
she could do nothing on her own.
905
00:40:41,775 --> 00:40:44,653
She needed a slew of people to ask.
906
00:40:44,653 --> 00:40:47,614
Now she's just
makin' decisions on her own,
907
00:40:47,614 --> 00:40:49,825
and that's what makes me the happiest.
908
00:40:49,825 --> 00:40:51,535
- [group cheering]
- [group applauding]
909
00:40:51,535 --> 00:40:54,621
- Good job, Kimberly!
- Yay, bravo.
910
00:40:54,621 --> 00:40:56,790
- Great job, Kim.
- Amazing!
911
00:40:56,790 --> 00:40:59,585
- That took a lot of strength, babe.
- Thank you.
912
00:40:59,585 --> 00:41:02,045
- [Olivia] So good.
- You're a [bleep] actress!
913
00:41:02,045 --> 00:41:03,213
[Natalie]
Oh, my God!
914
00:41:06,800 --> 00:41:08,510
Oh, my gosh, Scott is like,
"Please don't come back."
915
00:41:08,510 --> 00:41:10,888
I'm so proud of you.
Like, really, really good.
916
00:41:10,888 --> 00:41:13,640
- You should be really proud of yourself.
- It was a strong version of you, Kimmy.
917
00:41:13,640 --> 00:41:18,604
Kim has actually taken on more than
I ever thought she would do this year.
918
00:41:18,604 --> 00:41:21,648
Alright, guys, we're gonna celebrate.
919
00:41:21,648 --> 00:41:25,736
[Kris] She has more energy
than anybody I've ever met in my life.
920
00:41:25,736 --> 00:41:29,573
More ambition, drive, more creativity.
921
00:41:30,657 --> 00:41:32,743
[all cheering]
922
00:41:32,743 --> 00:41:34,578
And every year that goes by,
923
00:41:34,578 --> 00:41:38,749
she just seems to have
more impressive goals,
924
00:41:38,749 --> 00:41:42,169
and she meets every single one of them.
It's wild.
925
00:41:42,169 --> 00:41:43,629
- Running by you!
- [group laughing]
926
00:41:43,629 --> 00:41:46,131
[Khloé] Does this remind you
of the Vegas days?
927
00:41:46,131 --> 00:41:47,966
[group cheering]
928
00:41:47,966 --> 00:41:51,011
Can officially apply for a star
on the Walk of Fame now.
929
00:41:51,011 --> 00:41:52,095
[Kris]
Yeah!
930
00:41:55,015 --> 00:41:58,143
- I am in my actress era.
- [group cheering, applauding]
931
00:41:58,143 --> 00:42:00,479
- [group] Cheers.
- [Scott] Cheers.
932
00:42:00,479 --> 00:42:03,565
[♪ upbeat dance music playing]
933
00:42:05,234 --> 00:42:07,444
[Khloé]
Next on The Kardashians...
934
00:42:07,444 --> 00:42:11,448
It's my birthday week
and I've been called to do jury duty.
935
00:42:11,448 --> 00:42:13,951
Feel like there's some
kind of O.J. connection
936
00:42:13,951 --> 00:42:16,119
that'll get me out of jury duty.
937
00:42:16,119 --> 00:42:17,621
[chuckles]
Just kidding.
938
00:42:17,621 --> 00:42:21,208
If untreated, dementia,
Alzheimer's or Parkinson's could be
939
00:42:21,208 --> 00:42:22,376
- in my future.
- What did you say?
940
00:42:22,376 --> 00:42:24,211
- I can't hear.
- Your ears are fine.
941
00:42:24,211 --> 00:42:25,295
[Khloé]
We'll fix it.
942
00:42:25,295 --> 00:42:27,256
- [doctor] Let's do another hearing test.
- [Kris] Okay.
943
00:42:28,841 --> 00:42:31,176
This is the most excited
I've been in a really long time.
944
00:42:31,176 --> 00:42:34,680
My mom pulled some strings
and got Gerry to come over for dinner.
945
00:42:34,680 --> 00:42:36,348
- [greeting Gerry]
- Hello, everyone.
946
00:42:36,348 --> 00:42:38,308
- [Kendall] Did you not see what I saw?
- [speaker] No.
947
00:42:38,308 --> 00:42:39,810
[Kendall]
I saw his phone.
948
00:42:39,810 --> 00:42:42,104
I've seen some things
that I shouldn't have seen.
949
00:42:42,104 --> 00:42:45,691
Is there any hope for Tristan
or is-- that door's closed?
950
00:42:45,691 --> 00:42:46,942
[Khloé]
Scott.
951
00:42:47,526 --> 00:42:48,819
- But eventually--
- But it'd be nice
952
00:42:48,819 --> 00:42:50,279
to grow old with somebody.
953
00:42:51,530 --> 00:42:54,533
[♪ dance music playing]
954
00:43:09,339 --> 00:43:11,341
♪
955
00:43:33,572 --> 00:43:36,992
Um, you guys,
Rob sent me that FootFinder.
956
00:43:36,992 --> 00:43:38,452
I don't know what that is.
957
00:43:38,452 --> 00:43:41,705
Said that they would pay me
a million dollars to show my feet,
958
00:43:41,705 --> 00:43:42,998
and I would do that.
959
00:43:42,998 --> 00:43:44,708
Wh-What do I have to do with my feet?
960
00:43:44,917 --> 00:43:45,918
A million bucks?
961
00:43:47,377 --> 00:43:50,797
I don't give a [bleep].
I was thinkin', like, $100.
962
00:43:52,716 --> 00:43:53,717
[gasps]
Yes.
963
00:43:54,593 --> 00:43:57,596
- I can let people massage my feet.
- [crew member gasping]
964
00:43:57,596 --> 00:43:58,680
[laughter]
965
00:44:03,060 --> 00:44:05,062
[bell tolls]