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KIM KARDASHIAN:
Previously on The Kardashians...
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So, my intentions for the year,
can I tell you what they are?
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KRIS JENNER:
Please.
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My goal is to just
slow down work-wise a little bit.
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I'm gonna take Saint on a soccer tour.
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Fun.
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KIM: Soccer moms unite!
ALLISON STATTER: One, two, three, woo!
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We're going back to Milan,
and Milan is our thing!
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I think my one thing
that I really wish for Khloé
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is that she would experience
life outside of Calabasas.
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KRIS: You and Tristan
do spend a lot of time together.
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Big guy's sleepin'.
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What happens if he moves on?
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One of my frustrations with you is
there's not a lot of follow-through,
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and this is me talking
to you as my manager.
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- I don't wanna put salt on a wound.
- Right, but who cares about my wounds?
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I want your wounds to be taken care of.
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- But how are you doing so?
- But right now, let's just--
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You're just somewhere else.
You're spiraling.
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♪ upbeat music playing ♪
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♪ Comin' out on top ♪
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♪ Let's do it, let's do it, let's do it ♪
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♪ And the beat don't stop ♪
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♪ Go do it, go do it, go do it ♪
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♪ Comin' out on top... ♪
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SPEAKER:
So cute.
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Welcome in. Just head over to the left.
GUEST: Thank you.
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ASSISTANT:
Hi, guys. Welcome.
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- Hello.
- Thank you.
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Hi, ladies. Thank you for coming.
[guests greeting Kris]
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GUESTS:
Thank you for having us.
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Tonight's the big Safely dinner
over at Emma Grede's house.
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We've invited some of our friends
to help celebrate,
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and I'm just really proud
of what we've created.
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To have the success
that we're experiencing is so amazing.
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How's the baby?
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Getting so big, so tall. Long legs.
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KRIS: Tall?
- Mm-hmm.
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Okay, so wait, how old is he now?
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Almost four months.
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KATHY HILTON:
But he's so cute.
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This is gorgeous. Look at that.
- Thank you.
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I'm waiting for Khloé
and then I think we can sit down.
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KATHY: Perfect.
- Slay.
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- Khloé's mad at me because--
- Why?
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I haven't been paying
enough attention to her,
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so I'm gonna pay attention to her tonight.
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- Extra special.
- Yeah.
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She thinks I can be
in four places at the same time.
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I've invited Khloé to come,
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but I'm not so sure she's gonna show up
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after how our last conversation went.
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KHLOÉ KARDASHIAN:
When you wanna take on multiple clients,
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you have to fulfill
their multiple and different needs.
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You don't give enough to each one
'cause you physically can't.
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It's very difficult for me to be
in two places at the same time.
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We put a Band-Aid over a bullet hole.
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- No, you misunderstood.
- I'm not doing it.
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I wish there were five of me,
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so I could be at everything.
KRIS: Right? Yes.
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- Clones.
- And I said that
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I bet you feel that way.
- Do you feel that way?
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You feel that way.
- Yes. That's why I'm extending
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my likeness into the metaverse,
and building avatars and holograms--
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Holograms.
PARIS HILTON: Yes.
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You know, everyone expects
more hours out of me,
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and I just don't have it in me.
- I can relate.
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But I like making myself
into an avatar or a hologram.
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Or-- You're very smart, Paris.
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Genius. Like, hello?!
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Of course, the world
needs more Kris Jenners.
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Why didn't I think of this?
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EMMA GREDE:
Oh, hello!
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Is that Koko?
PARIS: This is so much fun.
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Aw. Is she here?
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EMMA: You look beautiful. Are you good?
KHLOÉ: You look beautiful. Yes.
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EMMA: So, so good.
I'm so happy that you're here.
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Koko!
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KRIS: Khloé!
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Hi!
KATHY: Hi, gorgeous girl.
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Yay! Oh, my God. She showed up.
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KATHY: She misses you.
- Hi.
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Mwah!
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Yeah, why not?
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Things haven't been resolved
with me and my mom,
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but I'm here to support her.
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I mean, we're in a short-term fight,
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but she's forever my mom
and I'm forever gonna support her.
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So I can put our differences
aside to be here today
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for something positive and amazing
that she has going on in her life.
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I mean, we're gonna resolve our fight.
It's just a matter of time. [laughs]
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KRIS:
You look so pretty.
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We were waiting for you to get here.
[crosstalk]
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I'm so happy that-- Yeah, happy.
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Very, very happy.
She made her mom very happy.
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Thank you, Khloé.
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- How've you been? Babies?
- I'm good. Oh, my gosh.
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I'm good. Two is wild.
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Why didn't you tell any of us?
[chuckles]
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Hey, try to get two
into a taxi in New York.
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- No.
- By yourself.
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- No. I would've left them...
- That's what I used to do.
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...on the side of the road.
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- We used to have the checker cabs.
- I remember. I mean, I was with you guys
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a little bit at the Waldorf
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when we were, like, 12 and 13...
- Right.
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- ...and, and being very naughty.
- It was fun, wasn't it?
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I don't think you'd wanna know
exactly what we were doing half the time.
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Exactly, exactly.
[laughter]
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Will somebody please tell
Khloé it's time to sit down?
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Khloé, come sit here, honey.
We're trying to start.
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Oh, God, why?
She's announcing it? Hi, everyone.
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Where am I sitting? Oh, my gosh.
- You're right there.
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I just-- I'm getting yelled at.
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EMMA: We're gonna keep
this very short and sweet.
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Each and every one of you
has supported something that we've done.
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I hope we can always return the favor,
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but there's nothing better
than getting together
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with these like-minded women
who have all built your own brands.
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I'm so proud to call you
my family and my friends
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and get emotional,
but anyway, I'm happy to be here.
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I'm happy that you're here. Thank you.
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KHLOÉ: Thank you.
- Aw.
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KHLOÉ: I'm so proud of you.
- I love you. And Cici.
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Thank you everyone for coming.
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KRIS: Thank you.
EMMA: We're gonna eat and drink.
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[guests chattering]
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Well, I hate when you're cranky
with me because I can't sleep at night.
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I literally get really upset.
- I'm sure you slept perfectly.
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No, I don't.
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But I am glad that you came today,
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'cause I didn't know if you
were gonna show up or not.
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Mom, of course.
I don't care what we're going through.
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I'm still gonna do what's morally right.
- I know.
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Well, it's not even
that it's morally right.
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It's just you're supporting me.
- I just want you to remember-- Yeah.
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I want you to look around and see
that not any of your other kids are here,
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but I am.
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And the one that you mistreat the most.
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Mistreat?
Oh, we're not starting that again.
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Obviously, this dinner does not fix
what me and my mom are going through
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and we definitely need to talk things out
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because I don't wanna have
this animosity towards her
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and I don't want us to be
at this place with one another.
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I just wanted to tell you
I noticed, I'm grateful,
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I appreciate you,
and I love you very much.
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Well, thank you. I love you, too.
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♪ Whoa-oh-oh, whoa-oh-oh ♪
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♪ Ready to run and I know we'll overcome ♪
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♪ Whoa-oh-oh, whoa-oh-oh ♪
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KIM:
What? Where you going?
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- Oh, did you just step out of the '90s?
- You look cute.
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Oh, my God, how old are you?
CHRIS APPLETON: Wow.
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You look like a teenager.
NORTH WEST: Okay, bye.
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- Wait, wait, wait. Come here.
- Wow.
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- Girl.
- Bye-bye.
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I love you.
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KIM: Mm.
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CHRIS:
Pimple patch?
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Oh, I need a pimple patch.
Uh... rude.
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You know, I've been used to this
kind of honesty my whole life.
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[whispers] Sometimes I just want people
to lie to me and just be nice.
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NORTH:
[giggles] Bye.
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CHRIS: Bye.
- Bye, I love you.
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So, tell me about--
You went skiing,
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you've been all over the place.
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Does he ski?
- He's a snowboarder.
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- [gasps] Ugh, he just lost a few points.
- But he can ski as well.
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Chris Appleton has been
doing my hair for a really long time.
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He's like my hair husband,
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and he just got engaged
to Lukas, his boyfriend.
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I have never really seen
Chris this smitten and happy.
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It's just, like, a whole
different situation for him.
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- Really? I feel like he's the cool kid.
- I like old-school graceful skiers.
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Just seems so, like--
- Kim... we're old, babe.
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[laughter]
We're old.
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I think it's all about
the snowboarding these days.
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What? Do you know?
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Yeah, I remember
the exact moment I met you.
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It was, it was maybe six years ago
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that you were in Bel Air,
and I remember you walked in...
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- Oh, 'cause--
- ...and you were like, "Hi,"
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in that, like, nice voice you have.
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You don't talk to me like that anymore.
[Kim laughs]
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She doesn't give me
the nice voice anymore.
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Now, it's like--
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- "Hey, what's up?"
- Yeah.
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She's like, "What's up?"
- [deeper voice] "Hey, what's up?"
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No, it was like slightly
higher pitched, just very friendly.
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- [high-pitched voice] Hi!
- Uh-- Yeah, it was the ol--
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Yeah, it was the OG Kim.
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- Hi!
- Yeah, you can still do it.
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Yeah. [laughs]
- I'm Kim!
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Do you not remember meetin' me?
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Babe, you have to.
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- [normal] I don't remember, like, the--
- How could you forget the 6'4",
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like, handsome British man in your house?
- Th-The amount of people
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that would write me at the beginning...
- Really?
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...being like, "Who is him?"
"Set me up," da, da, da.
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- Really?
- I'd be like, "I don't know
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if he's into girls, guys."
[laughing]
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Like, "I don't know."
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Oh, my God.
Wait, where's the ring from?
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Actually, do you know that caviar place?
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It's the first place we went for dinner.
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He got this ring made
out of the caviar tin.
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The caviar we had.
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- That's so thoughtful.
- So cute, right?
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He's really thoughtful.
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So we went from me thinkin'
I'm never gonna get married
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and I was gonna be the single one
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to we're doin' it.
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Isn't it crazy?
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'Cause I feel like I'm just
as crazy and insecure as you.
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- Mm-hmm.
- [laughs] Isn't it crazy
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when we can be, like, so not sure, like,
'cause you're second-guessing yourself
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and it just shows you, like, not to.
- Wild.
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You were like,
"Don't forget you're the prize."
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And I was like, "Yeah, you're right."
- Yeah, you are the prize.
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- You're gonna think I'm crazy.
- 'Kay.
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And I said I wouldn't do this
without him because--
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- Okay.
- He wanted to ask you as well, so...
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[FaceTime ringing]
- Wait, you have to get a prenup.
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Can I mention that in front of him?
- Yeah, totally, yeah.
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Like, I don't care what you have,
who you are, what you do,
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we want prenup, we want prenup.
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LUKAS GAGE [over phone]:
There she is.
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So, I'm in-- I'm with Kim now.
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LUKAS: Hey.
- Oh, my God!
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So, we wanted to ask you together--
KIM: Congratulations!
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Wait, can I just give you
one tip from a lawyer?
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LUKAS: Yeah, tell me.
- Prenup.
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Sign that prenup, baby.
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Yeah, just super general.
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I think I can maybe even
write it for you guys.
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We had a better idea.
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Obviously, I can't do it
without you bein' there.
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- Yeah.
- Like, you have to be there.
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I'm your witness?
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How good would it be--
Babe, you, you ask her.
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How good would it be--
CHRIS: If--
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...you officiated our wedding?
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You guys.
[laughter]
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Babe. I was like,
"She could be the flower girl."
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And then I was like,
"Wait, how [bleep] iconic would it be--"
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The three-time divorcee
you want to be your...
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CHRIS: Absolutely.
- ...minister?
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I am so honored.
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I've never done this before,
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so I just...
wanna make sure that I'm prepared,
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but I don't even have time
to prepare or to figure it out.
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Okay, let's get the paperwork going.
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Wait, seriously?
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CHRIS: Are you gonna do it?
- Yeah. Of course.
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CHRIS: Oh, [bleep] yeah!
- Of course!
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CHRIS: I love you.
[Kim laughing]
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KIM [muffled]: Of course.
CHRIS [muffled]: You're literally
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the best person.
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Wait, I gotta-- What am I gonna say?
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I mean, I have no idea how
to do it, but I'll figure it out.
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LUKAS: Love you guys.
- Bye.
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I love love, so YOLO.
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CHRIS:
Did you do prenups with all yours?
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Not my first one
'cause I did it in Vegas.
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- You did it in Vegas?
- Yes,
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at the Little--
- You've been married in Vegas?
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- Duh. I--
- Oh, my gosh, you can just
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walk me through the whole thing then.
- Duh.
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Little White Chapel.
- I didn't know.
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That's exactly where we're doin' it!
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- Yes! [laughs]
- Oh, my God!
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I wonder if they remember you.
- Oh, my God, am I gonna have,
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like, PTSD? I'm like-- [laughs]
- There's, like, a picture on the wall.
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What, did you just go and do it one night,
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or did you plan it?
- Yeah. No, no, no. Not planned.
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Just went and did it.
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- Do you have pictures?
- No.
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- Oh.
- I don't have a thing.
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So, you just got married and then what?
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And then I don't know, I don't remember.
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It's meant to be.
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Where should we go after?
We should do something.
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We have to go to the Usher concert.
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- Oh, my God, you never went.
- Are you guys into Usher?
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We never went. No.
- 'Cause you couldn't land.
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Yes, perfect! Let's do it.
- After the concert,
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we get tattoos?
- Oh, my God. Perfect.
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- And then--
- Wait, will you get a tattoo, though?
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No.
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[laughs]
What about on your little toe?
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- No, I don't do feet tattoo, no.
- Really? In the--
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Didn't you do something...?
- Yeah.
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You guys, something
you don't know about me.
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[Chris gasps]
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- Yeah.
- What does it say?
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[mumbles] It's a infinity symbol.
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When did you do that?
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The night of SNL, when I hosted SNL,
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me and all my friends got matching tattoos
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and everyone got 'em on their hands.
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- Oh, my God, that's so hot.
- And I was like, "There's not a shot
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I will get a tattoo."
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Holy shit, holy shit.
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FRIEND 1:
It doesn't hurt, Kim. It doesn't hurt.
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FRIEND 2: Oh, my God.
FRIEND 1: Wow.
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KIM: Oh, this is nothing.
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FRIEND 3: Nothing?
- Yeah.
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KHLOÉ:
Look at her hands!
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FRIEND 3:
No, you gotta get into the legs.
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But I finally put a bumper sticker
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on a Bentley!
- Oh, on the Bentley!
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This is how you celebrate SNL
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with a little tattoo
at 4:30 in the morning.
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FRIEND:
Woo-hoo!
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But no one knows, no one sees it.
CHRIS: She did it.
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I forget, but every once in a while,
I'll be flossing my teeth
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and I'll see, like, black and I'll go,
"[gasps] What's this black in my mouth?"
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[laughter]
And then I'll be like,
"Oh, it's my tattoo."
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It's all falling into place.
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- I'm so excited.
- This is gonna be iconic.
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♪ energetic music playing ♪
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♪
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♪ This is what we live for,
this is what we live for ♪
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KRIS:
Paris is so [bleep] smart.
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Like, of course, you just need a hologram.
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Of course, I do, Paris.
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There he is.
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And my good friend, Howie Mandel,
has a little trick up his sleeve.
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How are you?
- I'm doin' great.
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So good to see you.
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- I'm-- I know.
- Virtual hug.
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- Well, that-- I see what--
- Get it? Get it?
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See what, see what I'm doin'?
- I do s-- I see what you're doin' there.
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Yeah, thank you for having me.
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I've got my kids all over my ass right now
because I can't get enough done
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and I can't be in 15
places at the same time.
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I think my purpose in doing this for Khloé
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is to make her laugh
and that I want her to know that,
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"Okay, point taken.
This isn't that serious. We'll fix it."
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Let's have a giggle
and get back to being us
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because I miss you, Khloé.
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So, I was thinking,
"Guess who would have the answer to this?"
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Problem solved.
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This is, this is called The Epic.
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KRIS: Oh, my God!
- Yeah, for me, they're great
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for being there or being
in many places at once.
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So, let me, let me
just show you what this is.
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KRIS: Okay.
- This is a camera up here.
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Stand right here. Stand right here.
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Right where I am?
HOWIE MANDEL: Right where you are.
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Okay.
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00:14:26,617 --> 00:14:29,411
Oh, uh, wow!
- Hi.
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- Hi, Howie!
- Wow, high five.
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[Kris laughs]
- Boom!
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KRIS: Oh, my God!
- Isn't this great?
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Just like an instant hologram.
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And there's no latency.
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I could be in my house.
I could be in New York.
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- Right.
- And that could be one of your kids.
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Do you wanna try this
and see what this is like?
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00:14:44,468 --> 00:14:45,802
KRIS: Yeah.
- So, come back here.
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- Okay.
- And you will see me in a second.
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So, imagine--
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Boom, ya see me?
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I see you.
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HOWIE: And don't you
feel like you're talking to me?
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I do.
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I could put one of these
wherever you want
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and you could stay home.
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You don't have to leave your house.
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Now you're talkin' my language.
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00:15:01,777 --> 00:15:03,362
This is the greatest.
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00:15:03,362 --> 00:15:07,407
It's a little frightening,
[laughs] but according to my kids,
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there's not enough of me
to go around, so... problem solved.
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00:15:12,037 --> 00:15:15,624
This sounds like the answer
to my prayers, especially with Khloé.
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She feels like she doesn't
get my undevoted time,
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and I can't be everywhere at once,
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and, ya know, she
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really gave me a lecture.
- I know. I have three kids.
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- Exactly.
- Oh, you got a lecture?
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00:15:26,927 --> 00:15:28,011
Oh, I got a lecture.
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00:15:28,011 --> 00:15:30,848
Yeah, about how I need
to step it up, so... [laughs]
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00:15:30,848 --> 00:15:34,101
Nothing says "I love you"
more than a hologram.
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- That's right.
- So, you can have one in Khloé's,
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one in Kim's, one in Kourtney's.
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You could be everywhere.
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Not like the Kardashians aren't.
- Yeah.
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[laughing]
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00:15:42,776 --> 00:15:45,988
♪ Get Ready For This
by Vanacore Music playing ♪
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♪ You're ready for this ♪
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♪ Get ready, get ready ♪
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♪ Na-na, na-na-na-na ♪
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♪ Na-na-na-na-na-na, watch me now ♪
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♪
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00:16:04,840 --> 00:16:07,843
[indistinct chatter, laughter]
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Today is the big day.
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00:16:11,221 --> 00:16:15,475
We are heading to Vegas
with Chris and Lukas and their families.
402
00:16:15,475 --> 00:16:16,810
Cheers, everyone.
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00:16:16,810 --> 00:16:18,145
LUKAS: Cheers, you guys.
ALL: Cheers!
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00:16:18,145 --> 00:16:19,771
Thank you, Kim.
KIM: Oh, stop.
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00:16:19,771 --> 00:16:21,106
CHRIS: Yeah, the best.
KIM: No, no, no.
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00:16:21,106 --> 00:16:23,442
This is about Chris and Lukas.
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00:16:23,442 --> 00:16:25,277
Do you guys know we're
going to the Usher concert?
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00:16:25,277 --> 00:16:26,612
Can I give you this?
GUESTS: No.
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00:16:26,612 --> 00:16:29,156
Oh, should I not tell you guys things?
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00:16:29,156 --> 00:16:32,242
I have, like, a whole itinerary
that I haven't even told them about,
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so I have the biggest
surprise when we land.
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♪
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00:16:38,790 --> 00:16:40,000
♪ Here we go ♪
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CHRIS: So, do you think you've got
one more wedding inside you?
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00:16:44,880 --> 00:16:48,133
I don't know.
I think I go back and forth.
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00:16:48,133 --> 00:16:49,551
I think that--
CHRIS: I will say I feel like,
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as long as I've known you,
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00:16:51,470 --> 00:16:54,223
I feel like this is
the best you've ever been.
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00:16:54,223 --> 00:16:56,141
Like--
- Just calm. I'm at a calm place.
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You look amazin'.
You're in control of everything.
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00:16:59,436 --> 00:17:03,106
You have the kids down,
the business down, and I don't know,
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00:17:03,106 --> 00:17:04,525
I just feel like you're in a good place,
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00:17:04,525 --> 00:17:05,776
happy--
- So, maybe that's when it's good
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00:17:05,776 --> 00:17:07,903
to invite energy.
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00:17:07,903 --> 00:17:08,904
CHRIS: Yeah, someone in.
- Yeah.
426
00:17:12,991 --> 00:17:15,202
Hm, when did I say that?
427
00:17:16,995 --> 00:17:18,997
Okay, so we have a year to go.
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00:17:20,040 --> 00:17:21,875
Think that would be really good for me.
429
00:17:22,751 --> 00:17:26,255
Not looking. They seem to find me,
but I'm not looking. [laughs]
430
00:17:30,926 --> 00:17:31,927
Yeah.
KIM: I mean, I think you know,
431
00:17:31,927 --> 00:17:35,013
like, as long as you're secure
in the things that matter the most.
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00:17:35,013 --> 00:17:36,515
LUKAS: Yeah.
- I mean, I could be away
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00:17:36,515 --> 00:17:40,018
months from someone
and then it makes the time together...
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00:17:40,018 --> 00:17:43,438
- That much better.
- ...so fun and so special,
435
00:17:43,438 --> 00:17:46,108
and, like, then you
really miss each other.
436
00:17:46,108 --> 00:17:48,652
Just liking-- making sure you communicate.
437
00:17:48,652 --> 00:17:52,948
Like, the number one thing
that is so important in a relationship
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00:17:52,948 --> 00:17:56,410
is, like, a teammate, like a team player.
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00:17:56,410 --> 00:18:01,999
And when you find your person,
hold on tight and work through things.
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00:18:01,999 --> 00:18:03,000
Like...
LUKAS: Yeah.
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00:18:03,000 --> 00:18:04,668
...you wanna go
through shit with someone.
442
00:18:04,668 --> 00:18:06,295
You wanna know that you can.
443
00:18:06,503 --> 00:18:09,131
Um, what else?
- Yeah, give us some more.
444
00:18:09,131 --> 00:18:10,716
Hold on, I have a manifest list.
445
00:18:10,716 --> 00:18:15,012
So, it has, like, good qualities,
so I can manifest like a [bleep], guys.
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00:18:15,012 --> 00:18:17,055
CHRIS: Let's see your manifest list.
- Okay.
447
00:18:17,055 --> 00:18:20,392
I do think the list is ever-evolving
and growing,
448
00:18:20,392 --> 00:18:25,564
and I won't stop until, until
he fits every single one of those.
449
00:18:25,564 --> 00:18:29,860
"Someone who calms me and drives me wild.
450
00:18:29,860 --> 00:18:32,070
"No airing out our dirty laundry.
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00:18:32,070 --> 00:18:36,533
A person who accepts you
and pushes you to your highest potential."
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00:18:36,533 --> 00:18:40,829
And manifesting is one of my talents,
so watch out world.
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00:18:40,829 --> 00:18:42,831
I'm gonna have-- Hold on.
- That's a good list.
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00:18:43,999 --> 00:18:46,919
KIM: Oh, my God. Khloé's like,
"You [bleep] bitch. You went without me.
455
00:18:46,919 --> 00:18:49,630
I said I was coming with you
and I would've been the flower girl."
456
00:18:49,630 --> 00:18:51,798
She's like, "You didn't [bleep]
tell me it was this Saturday."
457
00:18:51,798 --> 00:18:54,009
She's like, "I'm so mad.
I'm sitting here at home bored."
458
00:18:54,009 --> 00:18:54,843
[ringback tone]
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00:18:54,843 --> 00:18:58,472
I was rushing to get my license,
to do everything,
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00:18:58,472 --> 00:19:02,309
and I forgot to invite Khloé,
even though I did tell her a while ago.
461
00:19:03,393 --> 00:19:04,394
She can come to Usher.
462
00:19:04,394 --> 00:19:07,022
Oh, my God, should I send
the plane right back for you?
463
00:19:07,022 --> 00:19:08,232
CHRIS:
We're comin' to get you.
464
00:19:09,608 --> 00:19:10,984
CHRIS: She has to come.
- She doesn't have glam.
465
00:19:10,984 --> 00:19:15,572
Kim was on the phone with Chris Appleton
talking about the plans for Vegas
466
00:19:15,572 --> 00:19:18,325
and I said, "I wanna go,"
or something like that.
467
00:19:18,325 --> 00:19:20,327
Chris, can I be your flower girl?
468
00:19:20,327 --> 00:19:22,287
KIM:
Khloé wants to be the flower girl.
469
00:19:23,580 --> 00:19:25,249
KIM: Khloé. "Who?"
- [laughs] "Who?"
470
00:19:28,168 --> 00:19:29,044
[laughs] "Who?"
471
00:19:29,044 --> 00:19:32,047
I was waiting for Kim
to send me details, something,
472
00:19:32,047 --> 00:19:33,632
so I'm not thinking about this anymore.
473
00:19:33,632 --> 00:19:37,469
She ends up calling me and says,
"Oh, I forgot you wanted to come.
474
00:19:37,469 --> 00:19:40,389
I'll totally send the plane back for you."
475
00:19:40,389 --> 00:19:42,808
Come on, I'm not gonna do that.
That's outrageous.
476
00:19:42,808 --> 00:19:43,642
We need Khloé there.
477
00:19:45,561 --> 00:19:47,896
I know. She's like, "I'm literally
home alone doing nothing."
478
00:19:47,896 --> 00:19:49,439
And I know how Kim is.
479
00:19:49,439 --> 00:19:53,318
She will be in a [bleep]
black tie ball gown, and diamonds,
480
00:19:53,318 --> 00:19:55,237
and this glam, and she'll be like,
481
00:19:55,237 --> 00:19:56,864
"It's not a big deal,
just throw sweats on.
482
00:19:56,864 --> 00:19:58,574
I-I'm in nothing."
483
00:19:58,574 --> 00:19:59,575
That's what she'll say.
484
00:19:59,575 --> 00:20:01,660
And I'm like, "Girl,
we've done this too many times.
485
00:20:01,660 --> 00:20:03,287
"I've known you your whole life.
[laughs]
486
00:20:03,287 --> 00:20:04,663
Don't play this game with me."
487
00:20:04,663 --> 00:20:08,417
She wanted me just to roll
out of bed and hop on a plane.
488
00:20:08,417 --> 00:20:10,711
No, you're not gonna sabotage me.
489
00:20:10,711 --> 00:20:12,254
Okay, bye.
CHRIS: Can't do it without her.
490
00:20:12,629 --> 00:20:15,132
KIM: Ugh, I forgot to get Khloé.
- We need Koko.
491
00:20:15,132 --> 00:20:16,758
She was gonna be the flower girl.
492
00:20:18,468 --> 00:20:21,305
♪ Do I Have Ur Attn by Call Me Penelope
& Peter Verdell playing ♪
493
00:20:21,305 --> 00:20:22,598
'Kay, let me change.
494
00:20:24,016 --> 00:20:27,728
We are in Vegas
and we're about to get married.
495
00:20:27,728 --> 00:20:29,354
Whew! Can't believe this is happenin'.
496
00:20:29,730 --> 00:20:31,940
Can't believe Kim made
this happen. Let's go!
497
00:20:31,940 --> 00:20:34,818
♪ We're takin' over,
are you ready for us? ♪
498
00:20:34,818 --> 00:20:36,737
♪ Are you feelin' the rush ♪
499
00:20:36,737 --> 00:20:38,864
♪ Leave 'em all in the dust ♪
500
00:20:38,864 --> 00:20:40,032
KIM: So fun.
501
00:20:43,702 --> 00:20:45,120
KIM:
Guys, we're stopping somewhere.
502
00:20:45,120 --> 00:20:46,622
LUKAS:
We're stopping at Buffalo Bill's, babe.
503
00:20:46,622 --> 00:20:48,248
KIM: I have a little surprise.
CHRIS: Buffalo Bill's, baby.
504
00:20:48,248 --> 00:20:49,499
[all exclaim]
505
00:20:51,710 --> 00:20:53,128
KIM: Wait, do we have any more
Jell-O [laughs] shots?
506
00:20:53,128 --> 00:20:54,755
LUKAS:
Yeah, let's do more Jell-O shots.
507
00:20:59,218 --> 00:21:02,638
KIM: Alright, guys,
just a fun, little surprise.
508
00:21:07,518 --> 00:21:10,729
Will you get pics of us?
'Cause I don't-- I wanna get this.
509
00:21:13,357 --> 00:21:14,775
CHRIS: Kim?
510
00:21:15,108 --> 00:21:16,693
LUKAS:
Kim? [gasps]
511
00:21:17,069 --> 00:21:21,114
CHRIS: [laughs] Oh, my God!
SHANIA TWAIN: You made it!
512
00:21:22,157 --> 00:21:25,994
SHANIA: Chris, Lukas.
- Oh, my God!
513
00:21:25,994 --> 00:21:28,747
SHANIA [sings]:
♪ Looks like we made it ♪
514
00:21:28,747 --> 00:21:30,874
Get over here, let's do this!
515
00:21:30,874 --> 00:21:32,709
CHRIS/LUKAS:
We love you!
516
00:21:32,709 --> 00:21:34,837
KIM: I love you even more!
CHRIS: Oh, my God,
517
00:21:34,837 --> 00:21:37,631
this is the song!
♪ band plays You're Still The One ♪
518
00:21:37,631 --> 00:21:38,841
Literally, I can't believe it.
519
00:21:38,841 --> 00:21:42,302
Shania Twain's Still The One
is Chris and Lukas's song.
520
00:21:42,302 --> 00:21:45,264
They're obsessed with this song.
I'm obsessed with this song.
521
00:21:45,264 --> 00:21:48,517
SHANIA [sings]:
♪ Looks like we made it ♪
522
00:21:48,517 --> 00:21:52,479
♪ Look how far we've come, my baby ♪
523
00:21:52,479 --> 00:21:56,149
KIM: And Shania, randomly,
is in Vegas this same weekend,
524
00:21:56,149 --> 00:21:59,194
which is, like, madness.
It's meant to be.
525
00:21:59,194 --> 00:22:01,989
CHRIS/KIM/SHANIA [sing along]:
♪ They said I bet ♪
526
00:22:02,739 --> 00:22:04,741
♪ They'll never make it ♪
527
00:22:04,741 --> 00:22:09,162
♪ But just look at us holdin' on ♪
528
00:22:09,162 --> 00:22:11,248
Come on, guys, get up here.
529
00:22:11,248 --> 00:22:12,583
VOCALISTS [singing]:
♪ You're still the one ♪
530
00:22:12,583 --> 00:22:15,878
SHANIA:
♪ You're still the one I run to ♪
531
00:22:15,878 --> 00:22:18,505
♪ The one that I belong to ♪
532
00:22:18,505 --> 00:22:19,506
- Ah!
- Oh, my God!
533
00:22:19,506 --> 00:22:23,969
♪ You're still the one I want for life ♪
534
00:22:23,969 --> 00:22:24,970
Love you.
535
00:22:24,970 --> 00:22:27,347
Ugh, just-- I love giving surprises,
536
00:22:27,347 --> 00:22:30,184
and I love making people happy,
537
00:22:30,184 --> 00:22:33,812
and so, to see them in tears and so happy
538
00:22:33,812 --> 00:22:38,650
and so genuinely surprised
makes me so happy.
539
00:22:38,650 --> 00:22:40,152
♪ You're still the one ♪
540
00:22:45,699 --> 00:22:51,205
Chris and Lukas...
[sings] ♪ Looks like we made it ♪
541
00:22:51,205 --> 00:22:57,211
♪ Just look how far we've come, my baby ♪
542
00:23:01,173 --> 00:23:03,800
[all clapping and cheering]
543
00:23:05,511 --> 00:23:11,517
You guys are getting married today
and I am-- I feel so-- Aw! [laughs]
544
00:23:13,310 --> 00:23:15,395
I-I feel so privileged to be...
- You're the best.
545
00:23:15,395 --> 00:23:17,648
- ...a part of your special day.
- Thank you. Thank you.
546
00:23:17,648 --> 00:23:19,483
SHANIA: Group hug. Group hug.
CHRIS: Come on!
547
00:23:19,483 --> 00:23:20,317
[Shania laughs]
548
00:23:20,317 --> 00:23:21,485
The woman who made it all happen.
KIM: I'm your biggest fan!
549
00:23:21,485 --> 00:23:22,569
Group hug.
550
00:23:22,569 --> 00:23:24,071
Ya know what Kim said to me?
She said, ya know--
551
00:23:24,071 --> 00:23:26,698
I-I said, "This is our song,
um, Still the One,"
552
00:23:26,698 --> 00:23:29,117
and she said, um, "Actually,"--
- [laughs] He just takes the mic!
553
00:23:29,117 --> 00:23:31,119
"It's, it's actually my song as well."
554
00:23:31,119 --> 00:23:34,540
When the song came out,
I would blast it ev-- all the time.
555
00:23:34,540 --> 00:23:39,044
And I would always say, "This will be
my song with my forever person."
556
00:23:39,044 --> 00:23:41,046
So, when that time comes...
557
00:23:41,046 --> 00:23:43,590
- [laughs] She's takin' it back.
- ...my forever person, this is our song.
558
00:23:43,590 --> 00:23:45,592
I hope you like it.
- This is on loan.
559
00:23:45,592 --> 00:23:48,804
Aw, you guys have the best day ever.
CHRIS/LUKAS: Thank you.
560
00:23:48,804 --> 00:23:50,722
The best life ever together.
CHRIS: Seriously, so grateful.
561
00:23:50,722 --> 00:23:51,807
Thank you for taking the time.
LUKAS: Thank you.
562
00:23:51,807 --> 00:23:53,141
This is the best moment of my life.
563
00:23:53,141 --> 00:23:54,768
- I am fangirling, you guys.
- Also, you are so hot.
564
00:23:54,768 --> 00:23:55,978
So hot!
[Shania laughs]
565
00:23:55,978 --> 00:23:57,563
- What is your--
- So hot.
566
00:23:57,563 --> 00:23:59,731
Shania is so generous.
567
00:23:59,731 --> 00:24:01,900
Like, she just really took the time
568
00:24:01,900 --> 00:24:03,944
to make this night really special,
569
00:24:03,944 --> 00:24:07,072
and I just am so forever grateful.
570
00:24:07,072 --> 00:24:08,407
Woo, we're gettin' married!
571
00:24:08,407 --> 00:24:09,950
Woo! Let's go!
LUKAS: Let's do it, baby.
572
00:24:09,950 --> 00:24:14,204
And one day,
maybe you'll sing this for me
573
00:24:14,204 --> 00:24:16,790
and whoever loves this song with me.
574
00:24:16,790 --> 00:24:19,084
LUKAS:
Oh, my God, Kim, [bleep] love you.
575
00:24:19,084 --> 00:24:21,253
I cannot believe you--
KIM: Shania forever!
576
00:24:21,253 --> 00:24:22,963
LUKAS: Shania, we love you!
KIM: We love you!
577
00:24:22,963 --> 00:24:24,548
- You're still the one!
- You're still the one!
578
00:24:24,548 --> 00:24:26,550
KIM:
Always the one!
579
00:24:27,259 --> 00:24:30,596
♪ upbeat music playing ♪
580
00:24:32,848 --> 00:24:35,267
♪
581
00:24:40,230 --> 00:24:43,233
KHLOÉ:
Congratulations!
582
00:24:43,233 --> 00:24:47,529
Hi, little guy! Can I hold you?
583
00:24:47,529 --> 00:24:49,573
KRIS: Hi!
KHLOÉ: It's a bouquet of carrots.
584
00:24:49,573 --> 00:24:51,575
That is [chuckles] so clever.
KENDALL JENNER: Khloé,
585
00:24:51,575 --> 00:24:52,576
these are gorgeous carrots.
586
00:24:52,576 --> 00:24:55,204
Don't you think that was smart
instead of a bouquet of flowers?
587
00:24:55,204 --> 00:24:58,248
- No, Khloé, I love you. That is so nice.
- Oh, thank you.
588
00:24:58,248 --> 00:25:00,542
So, my baby horse was born.
589
00:25:01,460 --> 00:25:02,961
I think I have the most gorgeous baby.
590
00:25:02,961 --> 00:25:05,672
And I know everyone
says that about their children,
591
00:25:05,672 --> 00:25:09,301
but I really believe that I have
[chuckling] the most gorgeous horse baby.
592
00:25:09,301 --> 00:25:12,471
Is this not me? He has my legs.
- In, in human form.
593
00:25:12,471 --> 00:25:14,598
- In horse form.
- Or whatever, yes.
594
00:25:14,598 --> 00:25:18,977
- Aw, look at him!
- Oh, my. It's like your Dobermans, too.
595
00:25:18,977 --> 00:25:20,062
KENDALL:
I didn't get to see the birth.
596
00:25:20,062 --> 00:25:21,855
It happened at 1:00 a.m.,
and I was asleep,
597
00:25:21,855 --> 00:25:24,149
and I didn't hear my phone ringing.
598
00:25:24,149 --> 00:25:26,401
So, I'm kind of a bad mom for that.
599
00:25:26,401 --> 00:25:28,153
[laughs]
Starting off really strong.
600
00:25:28,153 --> 00:25:31,615
Um, but I met him
a couple hours after he was born,
601
00:25:31,615 --> 00:25:34,326
and it was just so--
what a beautiful thing to see.
602
00:25:34,326 --> 00:25:38,413
Just, like, new life and a new little,
a little new little guy.
603
00:25:38,956 --> 00:25:41,250
- Happy birthday!
- Birth. Happy birth birth!
604
00:25:41,250 --> 00:25:44,545
Guys! You guys are so cute!
KRIS/COREY GAMBLE: Happy birth birth!
605
00:25:44,545 --> 00:25:48,215
I love to celebrate everything
and I think it'd be really special
606
00:25:48,215 --> 00:25:50,384
to celebrate Kendall's new pony.
607
00:25:50,384 --> 00:25:51,677
Boo!
[Tatum giggles]
608
00:25:51,677 --> 00:25:56,974
But it is so hard not to tell
Khloé about this hologram idea.
609
00:25:56,974 --> 00:25:59,142
I'm literally bursting at the seams.
610
00:25:59,142 --> 00:26:01,854
I just can't wait
to surprise her with this.
611
00:26:01,854 --> 00:26:04,648
Are you gonna make a wish
for your... fowl?
612
00:26:04,648 --> 00:26:05,858
- Foal.
- Foal.
613
00:26:05,858 --> 00:26:07,276
KENDALL:
Mm-hmm.
614
00:26:07,693 --> 00:26:09,319
GROUP:
Yay!
615
00:26:09,778 --> 00:26:12,656
- Guys, this is so silly and cute.
- Yay, Papa!
616
00:26:12,656 --> 00:26:14,283
KENDALL: Is this carrot cake?
'Cause I actually want some.
617
00:26:14,283 --> 00:26:15,409
Uh-huh.
618
00:26:15,409 --> 00:26:18,745
Khloé, this is the spitting image
of your dad and your brother.
619
00:26:18,745 --> 00:26:20,414
It's freaking me out.
620
00:26:20,414 --> 00:26:22,457
Ugh. Tatum?
621
00:26:22,457 --> 00:26:25,836
Tatum is Robert Kardashian Senior.
622
00:26:25,836 --> 00:26:28,922
He is my ex-husband in a baby form.
623
00:26:28,922 --> 00:26:30,132
Hi, little Rob.
624
00:26:30,132 --> 00:26:31,967
Even his little mannerisms,
625
00:26:31,967 --> 00:26:34,803
his little smile, the way he looks at me.
626
00:26:34,803 --> 00:26:36,013
Hi.
627
00:26:36,847 --> 00:26:38,473
Mom, it's not that--
628
00:26:39,099 --> 00:26:41,310
You're totally exaggerating
'cause it's not like that.
629
00:26:41,310 --> 00:26:43,729
Am I exaggerating? Come here.
630
00:26:43,729 --> 00:26:46,690
I look through those eyes
and I see his little soul,
631
00:26:46,690 --> 00:26:50,110
and I can just, yep, there he is.
632
00:26:50,110 --> 00:26:52,279
The DNA is real.
633
00:26:52,279 --> 00:26:54,907
What knife should I--
Like, should I-- Is this the proper--
634
00:26:54,907 --> 00:26:57,201
I don't wanna use
the wrong thing to cut.
635
00:26:57,201 --> 00:26:59,494
Oh. Well, that's a sp--
kind of a spatula.
636
00:26:59,494 --> 00:27:01,914
- Kendall, that's an icing tool.
- Khloé, don't look at me like that.
637
00:27:01,914 --> 00:27:03,498
KHLOÉ:
That's how you ice the cake.
638
00:27:03,498 --> 00:27:06,168
Oh, there's this.
KRIS: Oh, well, there ya go.
639
00:27:06,168 --> 00:27:10,088
Hey, [kiss smacks] peekaboo!
640
00:27:10,464 --> 00:27:14,968
Alright. Not really--
Mom, your smile is so fake.
641
00:27:14,968 --> 00:27:17,095
KRIS: What?
- You're like...
642
00:27:17,638 --> 00:27:19,264
- Okay, well, take it again.
- Kendall, will you get
643
00:27:19,264 --> 00:27:20,641
in the photo with them?
644
00:27:20,641 --> 00:27:21,808
KENDALL:
Um...
645
00:27:22,476 --> 00:27:24,394
[Kris trills lips]
646
00:27:24,394 --> 00:27:26,522
KENDALL: That was harder to cut
than it should've been.
647
00:27:26,522 --> 00:27:31,193
Kenny, clearly the kitchen
is not... like, your safe space.
648
00:27:31,193 --> 00:27:34,988
What did I do wrong, guys?
It won't, it won't come out.
649
00:27:34,988 --> 00:27:36,990
KHLOÉ:
She's not a good food cutter.
650
00:27:36,990 --> 00:27:39,201
KENDALL:
Oh, I was picking it up too low. Got it.
651
00:27:39,952 --> 00:27:41,870
KRIS:
Actually, that looks really good.
652
00:27:41,870 --> 00:27:44,289
Okay, I'm gonna go.
Love you guys.
653
00:27:44,289 --> 00:27:46,500
KRIS: Bye, Koko, love you.
- Love you. Bye.
654
00:27:46,500 --> 00:27:51,004
So, wait, I had a dream
that you had a baby.
655
00:27:51,004 --> 00:27:52,214
With who?
656
00:27:52,214 --> 00:27:53,841
It wasn't clear who it was with.
657
00:27:53,841 --> 00:27:55,342
It was just you had a baby.
KENDALL: Okay.
658
00:27:55,926 --> 00:27:57,928
KRIS: Do you ever think
you want a baby one day?
659
00:27:57,928 --> 00:27:58,929
Of course.
660
00:27:58,929 --> 00:28:01,139
Three max.
I'm cool with two, though.
661
00:28:01,139 --> 00:28:03,976
I just want my kid to for sure
have a sibling, I know that.
662
00:28:03,976 --> 00:28:05,102
Oh, okay.
663
00:28:05,102 --> 00:28:07,855
I know we're all different,
but me, personally,
664
00:28:07,855 --> 00:28:11,400
I would love to see Kendall have a baby,
and she'd be such a good mommy.
665
00:28:11,650 --> 00:28:12,985
I swear I got this,
666
00:28:12,985 --> 00:28:15,279
and I will give you a grandkid
when the time is right
667
00:28:15,279 --> 00:28:17,239
and when it all makes sense perfectly.
668
00:28:17,239 --> 00:28:19,825
I just think about my life
and the freedom that I have right now
669
00:28:19,825 --> 00:28:20,993
and, like, the ease...
KRIS: Yeah.
670
00:28:20,993 --> 00:28:22,619
...and, like,
picking up and going somewhere.
671
00:28:22,619 --> 00:28:24,913
I just like that right now.
COREY: Yeah. All that's gonna change.
672
00:28:24,913 --> 00:28:27,499
- Completely. Your whole life changes.
- I can't even imagine, yeah.
673
00:28:27,499 --> 00:28:30,419
But I'm also, like, not gonna
do it with just anybody.
674
00:28:30,419 --> 00:28:32,629
Like, I wanna try to at least--
COREY: Have a love life...
675
00:28:32,629 --> 00:28:34,715
Yeah, have, like, a-- Yeah.
COREY: ...and a story, and a weddin',
676
00:28:34,715 --> 00:28:36,216
and a fairytale.
- Exactly.
677
00:28:36,216 --> 00:28:37,593
I got you, kid.
KRIS: Hm.
678
00:28:37,593 --> 00:28:39,803
Ya know, I'm traditional
I guess in that sense.
679
00:28:39,803 --> 00:28:40,846
I love that.
680
00:28:40,846 --> 00:28:44,141
♪ upbeat music playing ♪
681
00:28:45,517 --> 00:28:48,729
♪ No, I don't need anybody but you ♪
682
00:28:48,729 --> 00:28:50,272
LUKAS:
Alright, guys, everyone take a shot.
683
00:28:50,272 --> 00:28:51,899
Wake up, we're a mile away.
684
00:28:51,899 --> 00:28:53,734
CHRIS: We're gettin' married.
LUKAS: We're getting married.
685
00:28:53,734 --> 00:28:55,903
♪ 'Cause, baby, I was made for you ♪
686
00:28:55,903 --> 00:28:58,822
♪ Oh, I don't need anybody but you ♪
687
00:28:58,822 --> 00:29:02,159
KIM:
You guys, there's a drive-through?
688
00:29:02,159 --> 00:29:03,785
How convenient!
689
00:29:03,785 --> 00:29:08,165
PHOTOGRAPHER:
Everyone kiss. Love! So good.
690
00:29:08,165 --> 00:29:10,375
I wonder if they can
look up records here.
691
00:29:10,375 --> 00:29:11,376
CHRIS:
You were actually here?
692
00:29:11,376 --> 00:29:14,296
KIM: Wait, what would that have been?
Ah, 23 years ago!
693
00:29:14,296 --> 00:29:16,757
Wow, alright, guys.
- Twenty-three years ago she was here.
694
00:29:16,757 --> 00:29:19,885
Since I'm the minister,
I'm gonna welcome you all in...
695
00:29:19,885 --> 00:29:21,970
- Come on, guys!
- ...to the Little White Chapel.
696
00:29:21,970 --> 00:29:24,181
[guests cheering]
KIM: Okay?
697
00:29:26,016 --> 00:29:28,519
We probably have a slot
of about 20 minutes,
698
00:29:28,519 --> 00:29:30,354
so we'll get through this.
699
00:29:30,354 --> 00:29:32,814
I just honestly haven't
had time to figure this out,
700
00:29:32,814 --> 00:29:35,776
otherwise I would've come up
with something extremely clever.
701
00:29:35,776 --> 00:29:38,862
Guys, I've never done this before
and I haven't even rehearsed.
702
00:29:38,862 --> 00:29:41,823
So, they printed this out
for me and I'm gonna wing it
703
00:29:41,823 --> 00:29:44,660
'cause that is when the magic happens.
704
00:29:44,660 --> 00:29:47,663
♪ Canon in D playing in chapel ♪
705
00:29:59,716 --> 00:30:04,680
First of all, I'm so honored that you
both are trusting in me to do this.
706
00:30:04,680 --> 00:30:07,391
You both have such big hearts,
707
00:30:07,391 --> 00:30:09,393
and the advice that I can give you
708
00:30:09,393 --> 00:30:12,688
is always have each other's backs.
709
00:30:15,357 --> 00:30:16,650
Of course.
710
00:30:16,650 --> 00:30:19,695
I would be like the Grinch if I didn't.
711
00:30:19,695 --> 00:30:24,658
"To have and to hold in sickness
and in health for all of my days."
712
00:30:24,658 --> 00:30:29,204
It's so fun. Falling in love is
the most fun thing on the planet.
713
00:30:29,955 --> 00:30:32,958
I now pronounce you happily married.
714
00:30:32,958 --> 00:30:35,586
[guests cheering and clapping]
715
00:30:37,880 --> 00:30:40,090
No, you guys, like, hold each other,
like husband and husband.
716
00:30:40,090 --> 00:30:41,925
CHRIS: Let's get out of here.
KIM: Oh, okay.
717
00:30:41,925 --> 00:30:44,553
[guests cheering and clapping]
718
00:30:45,429 --> 00:30:47,431
This was so much fun.
719
00:30:47,431 --> 00:30:52,352
Like, married my first couple.
We put so much love in the world.
720
00:30:52,352 --> 00:30:53,812
I'm so happy for them.
721
00:30:54,605 --> 00:30:57,107
CHRIS:
Alright, let's go eat! Woo-hoo!
722
00:30:57,107 --> 00:30:58,734
LUKAS:
Woo!
723
00:31:00,652 --> 00:31:04,031
♪ upbeat hip-hop music playing ♪
724
00:31:04,031 --> 00:31:06,867
♪ Hey, hey, hey, hey ♪
725
00:31:06,867 --> 00:31:10,662
♪ Call this the rebirth,
call this the rebirth ♪
726
00:31:10,662 --> 00:31:12,080
♪ Everything is comin' strong ♪
727
00:31:12,080 --> 00:31:14,041
Good morning.
KHLOÉ: Hi, Joe.
728
00:31:14,041 --> 00:31:17,544
JOËL BOURAÏMA: By yourself?
- No, Kim is coming.
729
00:31:17,544 --> 00:31:20,214
[Joël laughs]
- She better be coming.
730
00:31:20,631 --> 00:31:22,925
♪ Had to form a plan if you wanna rise ♪
731
00:31:22,925 --> 00:31:25,469
♪ Was workin' in the dark,
did it in disguise ♪
732
00:31:25,469 --> 00:31:26,762
♪ Call this the rebirth ♪
733
00:31:26,762 --> 00:31:28,597
♪ Everything is comin' strong ♪
734
00:31:28,597 --> 00:31:30,265
KIM: Good morning.
- There she is.
735
00:31:30,265 --> 00:31:31,892
Kim, good morning.
- Oh my gosh.
736
00:31:31,892 --> 00:31:34,019
- It's Joe?
- It's been a while.
737
00:31:34,019 --> 00:31:37,856
KIM: How are you?
- I think first time in 2023.
738
00:31:37,856 --> 00:31:39,024
KIM: No way.
- Yeah.
739
00:31:39,024 --> 00:31:41,610
- How are you?
- Good, and you?
740
00:31:41,610 --> 00:31:43,362
KHLOÉ:
Are you drinking spirulina?
741
00:31:43,362 --> 00:31:44,571
Is that what it's called?
- Spirulina?
742
00:31:44,571 --> 00:31:48,283
[yawns] Oh, I'm tired.
I just got back from Vegas
743
00:31:48,283 --> 00:31:50,494
and now I have a workout with Khloé,
744
00:31:50,494 --> 00:31:55,040
and all she's gonna do is torture me
because I forgot to invite her.
745
00:31:55,040 --> 00:31:56,583
Let's go.
746
00:31:56,583 --> 00:31:59,670
♪ energetic electronic music playing ♪
747
00:31:59,670 --> 00:32:00,546
That's it.
748
00:32:02,714 --> 00:32:04,424
All the way, that's it.
749
00:32:04,424 --> 00:32:06,635
KHLOÉ: Get that ass up.
JOËL: That's it.
750
00:32:09,680 --> 00:32:13,892
What really stung
was that she went to Usher.
751
00:32:13,892 --> 00:32:16,311
- [bleep].
- [bleep] it up!
752
00:32:16,311 --> 00:32:17,563
♪
753
00:32:19,314 --> 00:32:21,400
This is Kim's payback.
754
00:32:21,400 --> 00:32:23,318
Where she's hungover
and she needs to work out.
755
00:32:23,318 --> 00:32:26,196
So... think about this next time.
756
00:32:26,196 --> 00:32:28,156
Wait, so, how was Vegas?
757
00:32:28,156 --> 00:32:30,701
Oh, my God, it was so much fun.
758
00:32:30,701 --> 00:32:32,494
We got, like, a limo and, like--
759
00:32:32,494 --> 00:32:35,205
So you're just glossing over
that you forgot about me?
760
00:32:35,205 --> 00:32:38,000
You're just such a planner.
You need, like, a week in advance.
761
00:32:38,000 --> 00:32:41,712
Sometimes life is just, like--
- Kimberly, you told me 30 minutes,
762
00:32:41,712 --> 00:32:43,755
or you were already on the plane, I think.
763
00:32:43,755 --> 00:32:46,925
The group chat was going nuts.
764
00:32:46,925 --> 00:32:49,136
The group chat was like,
"Usher's our thing."
765
00:32:49,136 --> 00:32:50,095
Yeah.
766
00:32:50,095 --> 00:32:54,057
Everyone going to Usher the first time
for her birthday that failed.
767
00:32:54,057 --> 00:32:54,933
KRIS:
Are we landing?
768
00:32:55,601 --> 00:32:56,810
PILOT [over speakers]:
Alright, ladies and gentlemen,
769
00:32:56,810 --> 00:32:59,897
the ATC will not let us land in McCarran.
770
00:32:59,897 --> 00:33:01,773
We're all starting
a chat, like, bullying her.
771
00:33:01,773 --> 00:33:04,443
Like, "[bleep] you.
I can't believe you did this without us."
772
00:33:04,443 --> 00:33:06,195
All of us are pissed and she's like,
773
00:33:06,195 --> 00:33:09,531
"I didn't know you guys
would be upset about this."
774
00:33:09,907 --> 00:33:14,453
Yeah, it was--
Like, we have to go back.
775
00:33:14,453 --> 00:33:19,291
Like, we ha--
Like, it was... so fun, I'd go back.
776
00:33:19,291 --> 00:33:22,044
I'm gonna get together the most fun group
777
00:33:22,044 --> 00:33:23,921
and we are gonna go see Usher,
778
00:33:23,921 --> 00:33:26,965
and Khloé is gonna leave
the gates of Hidden Hills
779
00:33:26,965 --> 00:33:28,425
whether she likes it or not.
780
00:33:28,425 --> 00:33:32,054
True, what are the chances
we can get Koko to leave Hidden Hills?
781
00:33:32,054 --> 00:33:35,807
BTG Kokes, that's your nickname.
Behind The Gates Kokes.
782
00:33:35,807 --> 00:33:37,434
- Yep, we discovered with that.
- She doesn't leave.
783
00:33:37,434 --> 00:33:42,481
We think her car dies
when she leaves the gates.
784
00:33:42,481 --> 00:33:44,483
I think she thinks
that it's, like, an electric car
785
00:33:44,483 --> 00:33:46,818
that just turns off as soon as...
- No, it's like-- You know those dogs...
786
00:33:46,818 --> 00:33:49,488
- ...she's out of Hidden Hills.
- ...that have an invisible,
787
00:33:49,488 --> 00:33:51,865
like, fence and they shock it
when it leaves the fence?
788
00:33:51,865 --> 00:33:53,450
That's me. I get shocked.
789
00:33:53,450 --> 00:33:55,202
All of her friends from her birthday trip,
790
00:33:55,202 --> 00:33:58,413
all of us are dying to go,
but I have a lot going on.
791
00:33:58,413 --> 00:34:02,167
I don't know if I can just
take another trip right now.
792
00:34:02,751 --> 00:34:07,965
Alright, well, since you want
to be prepared to leave the gates,
793
00:34:07,965 --> 00:34:10,092
I'm gonna need to know, like, ASAP,
794
00:34:10,092 --> 00:34:11,051
'kay?
- Okay, I'll let you know.
795
00:34:12,427 --> 00:34:17,057
Yeah, but everyone touches it.
I put my sweat towel on it.
796
00:34:17,474 --> 00:34:19,601
You gotta still clean things.
797
00:34:23,480 --> 00:34:25,941
♪ upbeat music playing ♪
798
00:34:25,941 --> 00:34:28,068
♪ Yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah ♪
[bird cawing]
799
00:34:28,068 --> 00:34:29,945
♪ Yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah ♪
800
00:34:33,532 --> 00:34:36,535
♪ One two on the floor, I'm ready to go ♪
801
00:34:37,578 --> 00:34:39,413
♪ Yeah, keep it up ♪
802
00:34:40,622 --> 00:34:44,960
Oh, wow. That looks great.
[laughs]
803
00:34:44,960 --> 00:34:46,295
HOWIE:
And it goes with the furniture.
804
00:34:46,295 --> 00:34:48,839
Yeah. Well, yeah.
I mean, she's gonna die.
805
00:34:49,631 --> 00:34:50,632
- Well--
- She's gonna--
806
00:34:50,632 --> 00:34:52,092
Well, hopefully, of happiness...
807
00:34:52,092 --> 00:34:54,761
[Kris laughs]
- ...because we bring her mother to her
808
00:34:54,761 --> 00:34:57,097
every waking minute of her life,
809
00:34:57,097 --> 00:34:58,390
every place she goes.
810
00:34:58,390 --> 00:34:59,808
Oh, lucky Khloé.
811
00:34:59,808 --> 00:35:02,686
We're setting up this amazing hologram.
812
00:35:02,686 --> 00:35:05,898
She's at a photo shoot
that I'm actually supposed to be at,
813
00:35:05,898 --> 00:35:09,026
but she thinks I've, ya know,
skipped town or something.
814
00:35:09,026 --> 00:35:10,444
[laughs] I don't know.
815
00:35:10,444 --> 00:35:13,071
♪ upbeat music playing ♪
816
00:35:15,365 --> 00:35:17,201
ALESSANDRO MORELLI:
Three, two, one.
817
00:35:17,201 --> 00:35:19,119
[camera shutter clicking]
818
00:35:19,119 --> 00:35:21,914
Yes. Beautiful work.
819
00:35:21,914 --> 00:35:24,499
I am at a photo shoot
with the Morelli brothers
820
00:35:24,499 --> 00:35:27,628
who I was introduced to through my mother.
821
00:35:27,628 --> 00:35:29,880
So, she's at a photo shoot.
She's doing a cover shot...
822
00:35:29,880 --> 00:35:31,924
HOWIE: Oh, wow.
KRIS: ...for L'Officiel magazine,
823
00:35:31,924 --> 00:35:33,008
which I set up,
824
00:35:33,008 --> 00:35:35,802
and she's probably wondering
why I'm not there right now.
825
00:35:35,802 --> 00:35:37,804
She-- You know she's
cussing me out in her mind.
826
00:35:37,804 --> 00:35:40,349
- For you not being there.
- Yeah, "Where's my mom?"
827
00:35:40,349 --> 00:35:43,852
We just had a talk that I wanted her
to be a little more hands-on
828
00:35:43,852 --> 00:35:45,062
with my business stuff,
829
00:35:45,062 --> 00:35:48,607
so for her not to be here
it's a tad disappointing.
830
00:35:48,607 --> 00:35:51,318
This is like a surprise party.
It's the ultimate surprise party.
831
00:35:51,318 --> 00:35:52,653
[Kris laughs]
- Because when it's-- when you throw
832
00:35:52,653 --> 00:35:56,031
somebody a surprise party,
you wanna make the person you love
833
00:35:56,031 --> 00:35:58,075
think that nobody cares...
- Right?
834
00:35:58,075 --> 00:35:59,493
...nobody even remembered,
835
00:35:59,493 --> 00:36:01,495
and then the door opens.
KRIS: Ta-da!
836
00:36:01,495 --> 00:36:04,540
- So, now when she gets home--
- I'm gonna be everywhere.
837
00:36:04,540 --> 00:36:06,375
Yeah, perfect.
- Do you wanna see where you're
838
00:36:06,375 --> 00:36:07,584
gonna be broadcasting from?
839
00:36:07,584 --> 00:36:08,919
- Yeah. Okay.
- Let's go to your house.
840
00:36:08,919 --> 00:36:11,505
Okay, got it.
I'm so excited.
841
00:36:11,505 --> 00:36:14,550
I think all the trouble
that we've all gone to
842
00:36:14,550 --> 00:36:17,469
to make Khloé feel seen
and that I wanna be there.
843
00:36:17,469 --> 00:36:19,304
I don't wanna disappoint anybody.
844
00:36:19,304 --> 00:36:24,351
I wanna be a good manager
and never let anybody down.
845
00:36:24,351 --> 00:36:25,894
[laughs]
But we'll see how this turns out.
846
00:36:26,311 --> 00:36:28,522
I don't think Khloé likes surprises.
847
00:36:28,522 --> 00:36:29,898
HOWIE:
This is your spot. Get on there.
848
00:36:29,898 --> 00:36:31,066
KRIS: Alright.
- Watch that.
849
00:36:31,066 --> 00:36:32,401
- Yes, sir.
- So, there you are.
850
00:36:32,401 --> 00:36:33,360
That's how you look in the box.
851
00:36:33,360 --> 00:36:34,695
So, if you take a little step back
852
00:36:34,695 --> 00:36:35,779
so your feet are in the box.
853
00:36:35,779 --> 00:36:36,947
- Okay.
- This is you in the box
854
00:36:36,947 --> 00:36:38,365
in her living room.
- Oh, wow.
855
00:36:38,365 --> 00:36:39,449
HOWIE:
You'll hear her.
856
00:36:39,449 --> 00:36:40,868
You'll be wearing ear pods.
KRIS: Right, okay.
857
00:36:40,868 --> 00:36:42,411
CREWMEMBER:
So, Khloé's, like, five minutes away.
858
00:36:42,411 --> 00:36:44,830
Okay, she's five minutes away?
859
00:36:44,830 --> 00:36:47,291
CREWMEMBER: She's five minutes away.
- Okay.
860
00:36:47,291 --> 00:36:51,545
Khloé is very specific, in particular,
about the way that she keeps her house.
861
00:36:51,545 --> 00:36:54,047
So, the fact that I'm here
with all these people,
862
00:36:54,047 --> 00:36:57,634
this crew, and Howie Mandel,
863
00:36:57,634 --> 00:36:58,844
I hope she takes it well.
864
00:36:58,844 --> 00:37:00,512
I don't know how she's gonna react.
865
00:37:12,733 --> 00:37:14,484
PRODUCER:
Don't worry.
866
00:37:15,986 --> 00:37:18,906
PRODUCER: Don't be worried,
we just have to follow you inside.
867
00:37:19,531 --> 00:37:20,824
PRODUCER: No, no, no.
It's really nothing, don't worry.
868
00:37:23,243 --> 00:37:25,162
PRODUCER:
Where are you going? Stay here.
869
00:37:25,162 --> 00:37:26,038
What?
870
00:37:26,038 --> 00:37:28,248
PRODUCER:
Stay here, you gotta go in the front door.
871
00:37:28,790 --> 00:37:31,001
I have to center myself.
CREWMEMBER: Yep.
872
00:37:31,001 --> 00:37:32,878
Nope, right here.
CREWMEMBER: I got some headphones for you
873
00:37:32,878 --> 00:37:35,172
so you can talk back and forth.
- Okay.
874
00:37:35,172 --> 00:37:37,799
Oh, God, what's happening?
875
00:37:37,799 --> 00:37:41,553
No... I'm, like,
the worst with a surprise.
876
00:37:41,553 --> 00:37:43,972
I don't even wanna go inside now.
877
00:37:45,057 --> 00:37:46,683
God.
878
00:37:47,226 --> 00:37:49,978
[bleep]. If something is in there.
879
00:37:49,978 --> 00:37:51,313
I don't like surprises.
880
00:37:51,313 --> 00:37:53,815
I am such a control freak, I'm nuts.
881
00:37:53,815 --> 00:37:54,816
Okay.
882
00:37:56,193 --> 00:37:57,402
Sorry, sorry, sorry.
883
00:37:57,402 --> 00:38:00,030
Oh, my God, I don't know
how to conduct myself.
884
00:38:01,073 --> 00:38:05,285
This doesn't work well with my anxiety
and I don't have any beta blockers on me.
885
00:38:07,287 --> 00:38:10,499
KRIS: Okay.
- [gasps] What the [bleep] is happening?
886
00:38:15,128 --> 00:38:18,340
Am I supposed to do something? [gasps]
- Hi, Khloé, welcome home.
887
00:38:18,841 --> 00:38:22,261
- Hi.
- Hi, did you have a great day?
888
00:38:23,554 --> 00:38:24,888
No, is she really talkin' to me?
889
00:38:24,888 --> 00:38:26,890
Come on over here.
Come to Mama.
890
00:38:28,183 --> 00:38:30,394
- Is she in that thing?
- Come on.
891
00:38:32,312 --> 00:38:34,940
I don't bite.
- What the [bleep]?
892
00:38:34,940 --> 00:38:37,776
Is something gonna jump out?
KRIS: Come on over here, Khloé.
893
00:38:38,235 --> 00:38:41,613
- What?
- Wow, I love the blonde hair.
894
00:38:41,613 --> 00:38:44,408
This is really weird.
895
00:38:44,408 --> 00:38:45,492
And you can see me?
896
00:38:45,492 --> 00:38:46,910
KRIS: Khloé.
- [gasps] What?
897
00:38:46,910 --> 00:38:48,120
KRIS:
Hi, honey.
898
00:38:49,663 --> 00:38:52,332
KHLOÉ: What is happening?
- Did you have a good day today?
899
00:38:52,332 --> 00:38:54,585
[gasps] Yes, I did.
900
00:38:55,294 --> 00:38:56,920
Where are you?
901
00:38:56,920 --> 00:38:59,006
What do you mean where am I?
I'm right here.
902
00:39:01,633 --> 00:39:02,509
[gasps]
903
00:39:05,220 --> 00:39:06,430
Don't let the cat out.
904
00:39:06,430 --> 00:39:09,224
Why? What? Where are you?
905
00:39:09,224 --> 00:39:10,434
What the [bleep] is happening?
906
00:39:10,434 --> 00:39:13,437
It makes me really happy
that she's so confused.
907
00:39:13,437 --> 00:39:15,772
KHLOÉ: What?
KRIS: Me again!
908
00:39:15,772 --> 00:39:17,149
- Oh no.
- Me again!
909
00:39:17,149 --> 00:39:18,650
KHLOÉ:
But where are you in real life?
910
00:39:18,650 --> 00:39:20,194
Do you wanna have dinner?
911
00:39:20,194 --> 00:39:23,655
I can have a snack with you.
We can make dinner together.
912
00:39:23,655 --> 00:39:26,074
I can be two places at the same time.
913
00:39:26,074 --> 00:39:28,452
I can be three places at the same time.
914
00:39:28,452 --> 00:39:31,914
I could be with you wherever you go.
915
00:39:31,914 --> 00:39:35,292
Okay. What-what's-what's happening?
916
00:39:36,293 --> 00:39:41,215
Ya know, you've said lately
that I was a little stretched on time,
917
00:39:41,215 --> 00:39:43,342
and I really wanna make you proud of me,
918
00:39:43,342 --> 00:39:46,303
and I never wanna
disappoint you or let you down.
919
00:39:46,303 --> 00:39:50,891
So, I have figured out a way
to be in more than one place at a time,
920
00:39:50,891 --> 00:39:52,726
and I think that was
your biggest complaint.
921
00:39:52,726 --> 00:39:54,353
Are you excited?
922
00:39:55,437 --> 00:39:56,355
I'm just confused.
923
00:39:56,355 --> 00:40:00,234
Are you standing somewhere
at your house talking to me
924
00:40:00,234 --> 00:40:02,194
instead of just being here?
925
00:40:02,194 --> 00:40:05,447
When-- Is that what's hap--
Where are you currently?
926
00:40:05,447 --> 00:40:07,533
I'm everywhere.
927
00:40:07,533 --> 00:40:10,118
- Yeah. You're omnipresent.
- I'm anywhere you want me to be.
928
00:40:10,118 --> 00:40:11,745
And can you see me?
929
00:40:11,745 --> 00:40:13,163
Of course, I can.
930
00:40:13,163 --> 00:40:15,958
KHLOÉ: Well, that's really creepy.
- Hold up a certain amount of fingers
931
00:40:15,958 --> 00:40:18,377
and I'll tell you
how many you're holding up.
932
00:40:18,377 --> 00:40:20,671
[laughs] One.
933
00:40:20,671 --> 00:40:22,631
- Yeah.
- Very funny.
934
00:40:22,631 --> 00:40:24,716
Okay, I love you.
[Kris laughs]
935
00:40:28,053 --> 00:40:31,056
Oh, God. Oh, God... Hello?
936
00:40:31,056 --> 00:40:34,476
- Too much?
- Oh, Lord. It's still talking.
937
00:40:34,476 --> 00:40:36,520
- Is it too much?
- Um, no, it's great.
938
00:40:36,520 --> 00:40:38,814
KRIS:
I could read you a bedtime story.
939
00:40:39,731 --> 00:40:40,941
Oh, good.
940
00:40:43,735 --> 00:40:45,529
We got unplugged.
941
00:40:45,529 --> 00:40:47,656
She unplugged me?
942
00:40:47,656 --> 00:40:48,490
[laughter]
943
00:40:48,490 --> 00:40:50,534
You unplugged me.
944
00:40:50,534 --> 00:40:53,078
- How do you know?
- I was watching you.
945
00:40:53,078 --> 00:40:55,372
I can see everything you were doing.
946
00:40:55,372 --> 00:40:57,583
- Hm... hm.
- Yeah.
947
00:40:57,583 --> 00:40:58,917
Thank you, guys.
948
00:40:58,917 --> 00:41:03,005
It's so cute that my mom
is trying to make me feel
949
00:41:03,005 --> 00:41:05,257
that she heard our argument.
950
00:41:05,257 --> 00:41:07,342
KRIS:
Alright. We're walking over.
951
00:41:07,676 --> 00:41:09,887
'Cause, normally, she'll just
952
00:41:09,887 --> 00:41:13,182
always say she has to go
and ignores everything I said.
953
00:41:13,182 --> 00:41:14,099
Where is she?
954
00:41:14,099 --> 00:41:15,434
So, at least I know she was listening,
955
00:41:15,434 --> 00:41:19,646
and she hears me,
and she got really high-tech devices.
956
00:41:19,646 --> 00:41:21,982
- Surprise!
- Yay!
957
00:41:21,982 --> 00:41:23,984
BOTH: Yay!
958
00:41:24,359 --> 00:41:26,820
- Oh, my gosh! It's Todd Kraines.
- I know!
959
00:41:26,820 --> 00:41:28,739
[muffled]
It's Todd Kraines!
960
00:41:28,739 --> 00:41:32,618
Well, ya know, I'm just a hologram away...
961
00:41:32,618 --> 00:41:35,078
KHLOÉ: How amazing.
- ...for the rest of your life.
962
00:41:35,078 --> 00:41:37,414
No, but not for the rest of my life.
963
00:41:37,414 --> 00:41:38,957
- No, but I--
- For the rest of your life.
964
00:41:38,957 --> 00:41:40,083
- Yes.
- Got it.
965
00:41:40,083 --> 00:41:42,961
So I could've been
with you at your photo shoot today.
966
00:41:42,961 --> 00:41:44,755
All you have to do is--
- But you chose not to.
967
00:41:44,755 --> 00:41:47,966
No, we were do--
we were setting up your surprise.
968
00:41:47,966 --> 00:41:49,927
[Khloé fake laughs]
KRIS: I know!
969
00:41:49,927 --> 00:41:50,761
TRUE THOMPSON:
Mommy!
970
00:41:50,761 --> 00:41:54,097
This definitely doesn't solve
the deeper issue between me and my mom,
971
00:41:54,097 --> 00:41:57,351
but at this point,
I don't even care anymore.
972
00:41:57,351 --> 00:42:00,103
KRIS: Okay, I'm gonna go over there,
maybe on this one?
973
00:42:00,103 --> 00:42:03,357
I love that we are laughing
and that she just thinks this is, like,
974
00:42:03,357 --> 00:42:05,317
the funniest thing on the planet.
975
00:42:05,317 --> 00:42:08,237
So, I just want us
to laugh together and have fun.
976
00:42:08,237 --> 00:42:09,238
Say hi.
977
00:42:09,238 --> 00:42:11,198
TRUE: Hi.
KRIS: Hi, guys!
978
00:42:11,198 --> 00:42:13,617
I'll be right here when you need me.
979
00:42:13,617 --> 00:42:15,494
This better get picked up soon.
980
00:42:15,494 --> 00:42:18,914
- Bye! Love you guys.
- Bye! We love you.
981
00:42:19,373 --> 00:42:21,792
Who's gonna clean everything up?
982
00:42:25,838 --> 00:42:27,631
♪
983
00:42:31,718 --> 00:42:34,221
KIM: On my group chat,
everyone was really upset
984
00:42:34,221 --> 00:42:37,057
that I cheated on them
and went without them.
985
00:42:37,057 --> 00:42:40,185
Usher was our thing,
so I thought, "You know what, guys?
986
00:42:40,185 --> 00:42:41,436
Usher is our thing."
987
00:42:41,812 --> 00:42:44,231
Guys, we're gonna miss the concert.
988
00:42:44,231 --> 00:42:45,774
KHLOÉ:
I thought it's at 9:00, you said?
989
00:42:45,774 --> 00:42:47,526
It is. It takes 45 minutes to get there.
990
00:42:47,526 --> 00:42:48,360
It's eight o'clock.
991
00:42:48,360 --> 00:42:50,320
I decided to go to Vegas.
992
00:42:50,320 --> 00:42:53,156
Ya know, I do wanna be
a little bit more spontaneous,
993
00:42:53,156 --> 00:42:57,452
but I still need a 24-hour window
of notification and a full itinerary.
994
00:42:57,452 --> 00:43:00,914
But other than that,
I will be spontaneous.
995
00:43:01,832 --> 00:43:03,834
KIM:
Where are the Jell-O shots?
996
00:43:03,834 --> 00:43:07,462
We are gonna go see Usher
and we are so excited.
997
00:43:07,462 --> 00:43:12,176
It's such a good show.
I can't wait for them to experience it.
998
00:43:12,176 --> 00:43:13,594
Alright, ladies.
999
00:43:13,594 --> 00:43:16,263
♪ Get It Started
by Vanacore Music playing ♪
1000
00:43:16,263 --> 00:43:19,474
♪ Let's get it started now,
ooh, ooh, ooh ♪
1001
00:43:19,474 --> 00:43:20,601
KIM:
Alright, guys, you ready?
1002
00:43:20,601 --> 00:43:24,229
♪ Let's get it started now,
we just can't get enough ♪
1003
00:43:24,229 --> 00:43:27,191
I am beyond excited for so many reasons.
1004
00:43:27,191 --> 00:43:30,068
One: mama needs
a night out without any kids.
1005
00:43:30,068 --> 00:43:31,486
KIM:
Thank you, we're back.
1006
00:43:31,486 --> 00:43:34,198
Two: a little alcohol sounds divine.
1007
00:43:34,198 --> 00:43:37,284
KIM: Oh, my God, is that the girl
from Usher's video? Nice & Slow?
1008
00:43:37,284 --> 00:43:42,748
Three: I completely forgot
that Kimora was in an Usher video.
1009
00:43:42,748 --> 00:43:45,083
So, we're gonna party.
1010
00:43:45,083 --> 00:43:47,628
Khloé has not left
the house in 10 years.
1011
00:43:47,628 --> 00:43:49,254
- Yeah, so she's, like--
- So, I'll have a drink--
1012
00:43:49,254 --> 00:43:51,298
- I'm not far behind.
- Yeah.
1013
00:43:51,298 --> 00:43:52,925
[all laughing]
1014
00:43:52,925 --> 00:43:54,927
STEPHANIE SHEPHERD:
I got nothin' to do mañana.
1015
00:43:54,927 --> 00:43:56,178
[indistinct chatter]
1016
00:43:58,472 --> 00:44:01,016
♪
1017
00:44:02,851 --> 00:44:05,229
Honestly, I didn't even
have time for this trip.
1018
00:44:05,229 --> 00:44:07,898
I have a spray tan at 1:00 a.m.
1019
00:44:07,898 --> 00:44:10,192
I have to be home to get my spray tan.
1020
00:44:10,192 --> 00:44:12,819
EMCEE: Now scream!
[crowd cheering]
1021
00:44:12,819 --> 00:44:15,447
♪ Usher singing My Boo ♪
1022
00:44:17,282 --> 00:44:22,538
♪ You'll never see it comin'
'cause you're blinded from the start ♪
1023
00:44:22,538 --> 00:44:27,918
♪ Know that you're that one for me,
it's clear for everyone to see ♪
1024
00:44:27,918 --> 00:44:30,170
♪ Ooh, baby ♪
1025
00:44:30,170 --> 00:44:32,172
[echoes]
We gotta rock away to this one.
1026
00:44:33,173 --> 00:44:35,634
Come on!
[all singing]
1027
00:44:35,634 --> 00:44:39,012
ALL [sing along]:
♪ My, oh, my, oh, my, oh, my boo ♪
1028
00:44:39,012 --> 00:44:42,015
KHLOÉ: We are all having
such a good time at this concert.
1029
00:44:42,015 --> 00:44:44,309
Kim, who rarely drinks,
1030
00:44:44,309 --> 00:44:47,396
is on the drinking train tonight
and she's having a ball.
1031
00:44:47,396 --> 00:44:49,273
We all are. We are dancing.
1032
00:44:49,273 --> 00:44:53,110
USHER [sings]:
♪ And you are my baby ♪
1033
00:44:53,402 --> 00:44:55,487
Man, y'all ain't real.
Y'all ain't-- Y'all ain't--
1034
00:44:55,487 --> 00:44:57,906
We are being serenaded by Usher.
1035
00:44:57,906 --> 00:45:00,117
[crowd cheering]
1036
00:45:01,869 --> 00:45:05,622
This is the time to be
a slob kebab in Vegas,
1037
00:45:05,956 --> 00:45:08,959
and then back home to reality.
1038
00:45:09,501 --> 00:45:12,796
Khloé thinks that it's her job
just to make everyone happy,
1039
00:45:12,796 --> 00:45:16,633
and she takes care of so many people
1040
00:45:16,633 --> 00:45:20,179
that I feel like it's my job
to make Khloé happy.
1041
00:45:20,179 --> 00:45:21,388
That was so good.
1042
00:45:21,388 --> 00:45:24,808
So, it makes me happy
that I made her happy
1043
00:45:24,808 --> 00:45:26,310
and that she's having a good time.
1044
00:45:26,310 --> 00:45:28,520
- We're, we're very drunk.
- So, you guys ain't hanging?
1045
00:45:28,520 --> 00:45:30,522
Y'all gettin' ready to leave?
- Kimberly needs a spray tan.
1046
00:45:30,522 --> 00:45:32,357
I have a spray tan in 45 minutes.
1047
00:45:32,357 --> 00:45:33,567
Oh.
KIM: Yeah.
1048
00:45:33,567 --> 00:45:34,484
So, you're gonna
1049
00:45:34,484 --> 00:45:35,694
dash me for a spray tan?
- I have to go home.
1050
00:45:35,694 --> 00:45:36,904
Yes.
- Oh, really?
1051
00:45:36,904 --> 00:45:38,322
- Yes.
- Okay, cool.
1052
00:45:38,322 --> 00:45:39,823
I'm happy that you guys
are here seeing the show.
1053
00:45:39,823 --> 00:45:40,657
So fun.
1054
00:45:40,657 --> 00:45:42,659
PHOTOGRAPHER: In three, two--
[people cheering]
1055
00:45:42,659 --> 00:45:45,162
PHOTOGRAPHER:
Usher, baby! Vegas!
1056
00:45:45,746 --> 00:45:47,748
KIM: Okay.
- Enjoy the tan.
1057
00:45:47,748 --> 00:45:50,375
- So fun. See you at The Met.
- Alright, baby.
1058
00:45:51,543 --> 00:45:52,377
KIM:
We'll go.
1059
00:45:52,377 --> 00:45:56,006
KHLOÉ: My sister has to get
a spray tan at 1:30 in the morning.
1060
00:45:58,383 --> 00:46:00,552
KIM: Next on The Kardashians...
1061
00:46:00,552 --> 00:46:04,890
In this family, if you do something
to one of us, it affects everyone.
1062
00:46:04,890 --> 00:46:08,310
TRISTAN THOMPSON: I'm in a place now
where I can own up to the mistakes I made.
1063
00:46:08,310 --> 00:46:10,479
KYLIE JENNER:
Tristan is coming over.
1064
00:46:10,479 --> 00:46:11,813
I do feel a little nervous.
1065
00:46:11,813 --> 00:46:13,357
Everyone got affected
differently, ya know,
1066
00:46:13,357 --> 00:46:15,400
but I think you were affected the most.
1067
00:46:15,400 --> 00:46:17,110
KOURTNEY KARDASHIAN BARKER:
On a scale of 1 to 10...
1068
00:46:17,110 --> 00:46:18,445
- Yeah.
- ...how scared are you?
1069
00:46:18,445 --> 00:46:22,908
Tristan and I really have not connected
and I just can't fake it.
1070
00:46:22,908 --> 00:46:24,576
Do you feel anything?
1071
00:46:24,576 --> 00:46:25,911
- When I cheat?
- Yeah.
1072
00:46:25,911 --> 00:46:29,206
- I feel disgusted the next day.
- So then why do you do it again?
1073
00:46:30,332 --> 00:46:34,253
KIM: We're in New York City
shooting the cover of Time magazine.
1074
00:46:34,253 --> 00:46:36,588
It's our first Met fitting.
1075
00:46:36,588 --> 00:46:38,632
I have acting class at midnight, you guys.
1076
00:46:38,632 --> 00:46:42,594
I see something you don't see,
you're gonna burn out.
1077
00:46:43,595 --> 00:46:45,889
So, guys, I'm having a baby.
1078
00:46:45,889 --> 00:46:47,432
I'm five months pregnant.
1079
00:46:47,432 --> 00:46:51,228
Tomorrow we are doing our gender reveal.
1080
00:46:51,228 --> 00:46:52,646
You're telling me the day before?
1081
00:46:52,646 --> 00:46:55,023
- Mm-hmm.
- That's so Kourtney.
1082
00:46:55,023 --> 00:46:56,525
KHLOÉ:
Everyone!
1083
00:46:56,525 --> 00:46:58,735
The gender reveal is starting!
1084
00:46:58,944 --> 00:47:00,571
Let's go. Let's do this, Kourt.
1085
00:47:00,571 --> 00:47:01,655
I love surprises.
1086
00:47:03,031 --> 00:47:04,658
[crowd cheering]
KHLOÉ: What?!
1087
00:47:06,034 --> 00:47:09,371
♪ upbeat music playing ♪
1088
00:47:09,371 --> 00:47:12,666
♪ Whoa, oh, oh ♪
1089
00:47:12,666 --> 00:47:15,294
♪ Ready to run and I know we'll overcome ♪
1090
00:47:15,294 --> 00:47:20,299
♪ Whoa, oh, oh ♪
1091
00:47:20,299 --> 00:47:25,220
♪ Show everyone,
I know that I'll overcome ♪
1092
00:47:25,220 --> 00:47:28,640
♪ I know that I'll overcome ♪
1093
00:47:28,640 --> 00:47:30,726
♪
1094
00:47:30,726 --> 00:47:35,647
♪ Whoa, oh, oh ♪
1095
00:47:35,647 --> 00:47:39,067
♪ Show everyone, I know we'll overcome ♪
1096
00:47:39,902 --> 00:47:41,820
♪ Let's get it started ♪
1097
00:47:41,820 --> 00:47:44,072
♪ Let's get it started, yeah ♪
1098
00:47:44,072 --> 00:47:47,075
♪ Whoa, I know we'll overcome ♪
1099
00:47:48,452 --> 00:47:49,286
What?
1100
00:47:52,623 --> 00:47:53,582
Yeah, well...
1101
00:47:57,169 --> 00:47:59,087
Uh, that's not gonna be me.
1102
00:47:59,087 --> 00:48:03,091
I love hair, so someone
that cares about hair.
1103
00:48:03,091 --> 00:48:07,012
Ya know, maybe it's meant to be
me and Chris Appleton. [laughs]
1104
00:48:07,012 --> 00:48:09,264
PRODUCER: I was just gonna say.
- Could you imagine? [laughs]
1105
00:48:09,264 --> 00:48:11,016
PRODUCER:
Only Appleton.
1106
00:48:14,019 --> 00:48:16,021
[bell tolls]