1 00:00:01,000 --> 00:00:04,003 ♪ dramatic music playing ♪ 2 00:00:05,464 --> 00:00:07,758 KIM: This season on The Kardashians... 3 00:00:07,758 --> 00:00:09,927 - ♪ I'm a winner, I keep it tight ♪ 4 00:00:09,927 --> 00:00:11,553 Hi, guys! [crowd cheering] 5 00:00:11,553 --> 00:00:15,724 I have died to be famous my whole life. 6 00:00:15,724 --> 00:00:17,059 [paparazzi shouting] 7 00:00:17,059 --> 00:00:19,228 [laughing] 8 00:00:19,728 --> 00:00:20,854 - I missed you guys. 9 00:00:20,854 --> 00:00:23,148 - So, guys, I'm having a baby. 10 00:00:23,148 --> 00:00:25,651 SPEAKER [over mic]: Hey, Travis! 11 00:00:25,651 --> 00:00:26,902 They're gonna make out now, I just know it. 12 00:00:26,902 --> 00:00:30,280 KENDALL: People think they know us, they think they have us all figured out, 13 00:00:30,280 --> 00:00:32,950 but things are not always how they seem. 14 00:00:32,950 --> 00:00:35,410 - You hate us, and we all talk about it. KOURTNEY [over phone]: Listen, I don't 15 00:00:35,410 --> 00:00:37,496 need you guys anymore. 16 00:00:37,496 --> 00:00:40,415 - Kourt and Kim are still goin' at it. - Stop. 17 00:00:40,415 --> 00:00:42,501 KOURTNEY [over phone]: You're, like, adding it into a fight 18 00:00:42,501 --> 00:00:43,836 to, like, have a side. 19 00:00:43,836 --> 00:00:48,924 You're just a [bleep] witch, and I [bleep] hate you. 20 00:00:48,924 --> 00:00:50,551 - Kim plays so dirty. 21 00:00:50,551 --> 00:00:52,553 - ♪ It's about to get loud ♪ 22 00:00:52,553 --> 00:00:54,805 - I need people to know that I'm single. 23 00:00:54,805 --> 00:00:56,974 - I'm the worst single person ever. 24 00:00:56,974 --> 00:00:58,892 - Feel like myself again. - Good for you. 25 00:00:58,892 --> 00:01:01,311 - I can manifest like a mother [bleep], guys. 26 00:01:01,311 --> 00:01:03,647 SPEAKER: Let's get married. - So, watch out, world. 27 00:01:03,647 --> 00:01:06,650 [person counting down] [crowd cheering] 28 00:01:06,650 --> 00:01:09,319 - Do you have that much anxiety? - Yeah, I've been really bad lately. 29 00:01:09,319 --> 00:01:11,655 It's one of the reasons why I'm, like, actually scared to have children. 30 00:01:11,655 --> 00:01:13,907 KHLOÉ: Papa, hi. 31 00:01:13,907 --> 00:01:16,952 - Honestly, you never know what you're gonna wake up to around here. 32 00:01:18,453 --> 00:01:20,998 Things can change on a dime. 33 00:01:20,998 --> 00:01:23,959 - You're lying right now. - Lying about what? 34 00:01:23,959 --> 00:01:25,919 - We put a Band-Aid over a bullet hole. 35 00:01:25,919 --> 00:01:28,046 You get the contract signed and then you bail to the next. 36 00:01:28,046 --> 00:01:29,173 - You're spiraling. 37 00:01:29,381 --> 00:01:31,133 KYLIE: Mom! KIM: Mom and Corey! 38 00:01:31,133 --> 00:01:33,093 - What the [bleep]? KHLOÉ: No. Put it down! 39 00:01:33,093 --> 00:01:34,219 KYLIE: Calm down! 40 00:01:34,219 --> 00:01:36,680 KHLOÉ: I don't deal with people that don't tell the truth. 41 00:01:36,680 --> 00:01:37,973 ♪ 42 00:01:37,973 --> 00:01:39,683 - ♪ All day long ♪ 43 00:01:40,893 --> 00:01:42,686 - You look so cute today. 44 00:01:42,686 --> 00:01:45,898 Tristan has so many great qualities about him. 45 00:01:45,898 --> 00:01:47,107 [family cheering] 46 00:01:47,107 --> 00:01:48,567 - Mom is too nice sometimes. - She is. 47 00:01:48,567 --> 00:01:51,570 - We're your daughters, you should be, like, fierce for us. 48 00:01:51,570 --> 00:01:52,821 She's a goddamn liar. 49 00:01:52,821 --> 00:01:56,325 - Our kids, they watch our actions, not our words. 50 00:01:56,325 --> 00:01:57,159 - Exactly. 51 00:01:57,159 --> 00:01:59,995 - I don't think you deserve Khloé. 52 00:02:00,412 --> 00:02:03,582 - I have been [bleep] over by almost every person that's ever been 53 00:02:03,582 --> 00:02:05,667 in my life at some point. 54 00:02:05,667 --> 00:02:09,087 - The last thing I want them to do is ever feel embarrassed that I'm their father. 55 00:02:09,087 --> 00:02:11,256 - But there's also levels to [bleep]. 56 00:02:11,256 --> 00:02:12,799 What the [bleep]? 57 00:02:12,799 --> 00:02:14,927 And I could only be [bleep] with so much. 58 00:02:14,927 --> 00:02:16,345 MAN 1: Best father. MAN 2: Yes! 59 00:02:16,345 --> 00:02:18,680 - Maybe you might wanna try to save your family. 60 00:02:18,680 --> 00:02:22,142 - If someone did to my daughter what Tristan did, 61 00:02:22,142 --> 00:02:28,106 I would probably castrate them and smile doing it. 62 00:02:29,066 --> 00:02:29,900 KIM: [screams] Khloé! 63 00:02:29,900 --> 00:02:31,860 ♪ intense music playing ♪ 64 00:02:33,570 --> 00:02:35,197 [Kim/Khloé screaming] 65 00:02:35,197 --> 00:02:36,615 [screams] 66 00:02:37,866 --> 00:02:38,867 - Okay. 67 00:02:44,498 --> 00:02:47,918 KOURTNEY: Um-- - We're like, uh, crickets. 68 00:02:47,918 --> 00:02:49,920 ♪ 69 00:02:54,883 --> 00:02:57,886 ♪ upbeat music playing ♪ 70 00:03:00,264 --> 00:03:03,100 - ♪ I know you've been waitin' ♪ 71 00:03:03,100 --> 00:03:04,810 ♪ Oh, oh, oh, oh ♪ 72 00:03:04,810 --> 00:03:06,687 ♪ On the edge of your seat ♪ 73 00:03:07,187 --> 00:03:09,606 - Season four, we're back. 74 00:03:09,606 --> 00:03:12,359 - Season four?! [bleep] yeah. 75 00:03:12,359 --> 00:03:15,487 - The world better watch out, [rolls tongue] okurr? 76 00:03:16,405 --> 00:03:17,698 KYLIE: We're back. 77 00:03:17,698 --> 00:03:19,741 We are ready for you, are you ready for us? 78 00:03:20,492 --> 00:03:21,994 - Hell yes. 79 00:03:21,994 --> 00:03:24,454 - ♪ And yeah, we givin' you more ♪ [family greeting each other] 80 00:03:24,454 --> 00:03:26,999 KIM: You made it! KYLIE: You look gorgeous. 81 00:03:26,999 --> 00:03:30,085 [family screaming] Corey! 82 00:03:30,085 --> 00:03:31,044 [cheering] 83 00:03:31,044 --> 00:03:32,546 Cabo! 84 00:03:34,798 --> 00:03:39,303 - Can we just take a moment to appreciate the fact that Kylie is on this trip? 85 00:03:39,303 --> 00:03:42,598 KRIS/KIM: Yes! - And Kendall Jenner! 86 00:03:42,598 --> 00:03:45,976 - Family time is my favorite time, [bleep] yeah. 87 00:03:45,976 --> 00:03:47,352 KRIS: Yes! - Let's have a shot. 88 00:03:47,352 --> 00:03:50,147 COREY: Cheers, Kendall. KYLIE: Cheers! 89 00:03:50,147 --> 00:03:51,773 - Oh! We're actually doing shots. 90 00:03:52,858 --> 00:03:54,484 COREY: Cheers to the future. KRIS: Cheers. 91 00:03:54,484 --> 00:03:56,904 KHLOÉ: Woo-hoo, Cabo, guys! - Whoa, yes! 92 00:03:56,904 --> 00:03:57,946 COREY: Cheers. - Woo! 93 00:03:57,946 --> 00:03:59,948 We're goin' to Cabo! 94 00:03:59,948 --> 00:04:01,950 [family cheering] 95 00:04:01,950 --> 00:04:03,952 ♪ 96 00:04:05,662 --> 00:04:08,624 COREY: I'm so happy to be with all five of y'all. 97 00:04:11,001 --> 00:04:11,919 - Yeah. KENDALL: Me too. 98 00:04:11,919 --> 00:04:13,629 KRIS: Me too. - Me too. 99 00:04:13,629 --> 00:04:14,630 KIM: Ditto. 100 00:04:14,630 --> 00:04:17,674 The problem is, and I'll be real with you guys, 101 00:04:17,674 --> 00:04:19,051 this is the real problem, 102 00:04:19,051 --> 00:04:20,969 last season was really rough. 103 00:04:20,969 --> 00:04:23,388 She's mad that I'm doing the Dolce thing? 104 00:04:26,683 --> 00:04:28,101 - [crying] It's not about business, 105 00:04:28,101 --> 00:04:29,770 it's just there's so much, 106 00:04:29,770 --> 00:04:33,190 and it takes precedence over hurting your sister. 107 00:04:33,190 --> 00:04:37,152 - I literally thought I was being mindful. They wanted to do black veils. 108 00:04:37,152 --> 00:04:40,322 I said absolutely not 'cause Kourtney had 'em at her wedding. 109 00:04:40,322 --> 00:04:46,328 Then, we were over it, we had fun, you saw we did that Christmas album. 110 00:04:46,328 --> 00:04:47,955 [Kim/Kourtney laughing] 111 00:04:47,955 --> 00:04:50,832 We talked it out, like, everything had been fine. 112 00:04:50,832 --> 00:04:54,378 I'm sorry that my choices put us in this situation. 113 00:04:54,378 --> 00:04:56,880 - Thank you for apologizing. 114 00:04:56,880 --> 00:05:00,968 - And then, we watched the edits for our show, 115 00:05:00,968 --> 00:05:03,595 and I start hearing what she's saying about me. 116 00:05:03,595 --> 00:05:05,597 - It's almost like a greediness. 117 00:05:05,597 --> 00:05:07,724 KIM: She hears what I'm saying about her. 118 00:05:07,724 --> 00:05:10,185 She doesn't have any friends, so Travis? 119 00:05:10,185 --> 00:05:12,187 And then we get mad all over again. 120 00:05:12,604 --> 00:05:16,900 [groans] It brings up so many, so many feelings. 121 00:05:16,900 --> 00:05:21,029 - I think last season was really hard. 122 00:05:21,029 --> 00:05:26,243 What's harder than living it in real time is watching it back in the edit, 123 00:05:26,243 --> 00:05:29,705 which isn't a natural way of living. 124 00:05:29,705 --> 00:05:35,711 So, my whole family is going on a trip to Cabo, 125 00:05:35,711 --> 00:05:38,839 but three days earlier, 126 00:05:38,839 --> 00:05:44,136 before the trip, Kim and I have this heated phone call. 127 00:05:45,971 --> 00:05:48,974 [ringback tone] [phone chimes] 128 00:05:49,558 --> 00:05:51,560 [over phone] Hello? - Hi. 129 00:05:51,560 --> 00:05:52,394 KOURTNEY [over phone]: Hi. 130 00:05:52,394 --> 00:05:55,689 - Um, so, as a part of this Dolce contract, 131 00:05:55,689 --> 00:06:00,152 I have to go back to Milan to do a dinner 132 00:06:00,152 --> 00:06:03,197 to launch my campaign that I shot. 133 00:06:03,197 --> 00:06:06,158 So, it's like, you know-- KOURTNEY: Yeah. 134 00:06:06,158 --> 00:06:07,492 - I would love you to come with me. 135 00:06:07,492 --> 00:06:09,077 I mean, I know that's not what you wanna do, 136 00:06:09,077 --> 00:06:12,539 but I always want you to know you're invited, 137 00:06:12,539 --> 00:06:14,625 and, like, no one-- KOURTNEY: Thank you. 138 00:06:14,625 --> 00:06:17,961 I'm a little Dolce'd out, so I probably won't come, 139 00:06:17,961 --> 00:06:21,882 but I'm always supporting you of, like, what you're doing. 140 00:06:21,882 --> 00:06:22,799 - Yeah. 141 00:06:22,799 --> 00:06:24,760 KOURTNEY: I just don't think it's cool the way 142 00:06:24,760 --> 00:06:26,470 that that particular thing happened. 143 00:06:26,470 --> 00:06:30,974 It's not about that, it's just about the deeper thing that we can talk about. 144 00:06:32,017 --> 00:06:33,018 - And I understand. 145 00:06:33,018 --> 00:06:35,938 I mean, I got worked up watching the, watching the episode 146 00:06:35,938 --> 00:06:36,855 and watching the cut, 147 00:06:36,855 --> 00:06:39,608 so I can only imagine, ya know? KOURTNEY: Yeah. 148 00:06:39,608 --> 00:06:41,151 - I see both sides. Like I said, 149 00:06:41,151 --> 00:06:43,445 I think, like, you think things so you're getting riled up, 150 00:06:43,445 --> 00:06:46,865 I think things, so I'm getting riled up-- KOURTNEY: I'm actually not riled up. 151 00:06:46,865 --> 00:06:49,451 I just think it makes me not wanna be around. 152 00:06:50,035 --> 00:06:54,456 - And that's totally, ya know, your choice and decision. 153 00:06:54,456 --> 00:06:58,168 I just think that, like, we should have a conversation about it 154 00:06:58,168 --> 00:06:59,753 because I got worked up when I'm like, 155 00:06:59,753 --> 00:07:01,547 "Wait, nothing happened at the wedding. 156 00:07:01,547 --> 00:07:04,633 It wasn't even a conversation at the wedding," ya know? 157 00:07:04,633 --> 00:07:06,927 KOURTNEY: I think it was what you saw at the wedding. 158 00:07:06,927 --> 00:07:09,930 'Cause no one had any interest before that. 159 00:07:10,514 --> 00:07:11,431 - What do you mean? 160 00:07:11,932 --> 00:07:15,686 KOURTNEY: I think it's that you saw this thing that was mine, 161 00:07:15,686 --> 00:07:18,105 and that wasn't yours, and that you wanted it. 162 00:07:18,105 --> 00:07:19,523 - See, that's where I think you're really-- 163 00:07:19,523 --> 00:07:21,108 KOURTNEY: And you took it and made it bigger. 164 00:07:21,108 --> 00:07:23,318 - No, that's where I think that you're wrong. 165 00:07:23,318 --> 00:07:25,821 If anything, I was like, "I don't like--" 166 00:07:25,821 --> 00:07:27,614 And I told Khloé, "I don't like your look, 167 00:07:27,614 --> 00:07:29,616 I don't like this, I don't like--" 168 00:07:29,616 --> 00:07:32,536 If it was visually, it was not my thing, 169 00:07:32,536 --> 00:07:35,038 and I tried to do everything to stay away from that. 170 00:07:35,038 --> 00:07:38,208 But even like you said-- KOURTNEY: Like, you're missing the point. 171 00:07:38,208 --> 00:07:41,670 - But isn't the point about the clothes, and you're talking about the looks? 172 00:07:41,670 --> 00:07:43,839 I steered away. I did what I-- 173 00:07:43,839 --> 00:07:45,674 KOURTNEY: The point is not about the clothes. 174 00:07:45,674 --> 00:07:47,634 You're missing the point. - Kourtney, it's not that original. 175 00:07:47,634 --> 00:07:49,011 Everyone does '90s. 176 00:07:49,011 --> 00:07:52,097 Like, it's not a new concept is what I'm trying to say. 177 00:07:52,097 --> 00:07:54,433 And there's only so many looks to pick from. 178 00:07:54,433 --> 00:07:57,060 KOURTNEY: You're talking about the bullshit details 179 00:07:57,060 --> 00:08:01,732 'cause it's all your egotistical, selfish mind can think about. 180 00:08:01,732 --> 00:08:05,569 You cannot stand someone else being the center of attention. 181 00:08:05,569 --> 00:08:07,821 You came to my wedding, you couldn't be happy, 182 00:08:07,821 --> 00:08:11,617 you complained from the second you got there 'til the second you left. 183 00:08:11,617 --> 00:08:12,618 That's what it's about. 184 00:08:12,618 --> 00:08:14,578 Forget about "you couldn't be happy," 185 00:08:14,578 --> 00:08:16,747 you couldn't be happy for me. 186 00:08:16,747 --> 00:08:19,374 You couldn't be happy that I was the center of attention 187 00:08:19,374 --> 00:08:22,628 and you weren't... - What is it that you feel so low of me? 188 00:08:22,628 --> 00:08:24,546 KOURTNEY: ...you've gotta dig deep if you'd like to. 189 00:08:24,546 --> 00:08:25,797 - No, I want you to dig deep 190 00:08:25,797 --> 00:08:28,759 and figure out why you, why you hate me so much, 191 00:08:28,759 --> 00:08:32,471 and why you're so angry with me because all of this never happened. 192 00:08:32,471 --> 00:08:34,431 I was so happy for you. 193 00:08:34,431 --> 00:08:37,142 KOURTNEY: No, you were not. - I was so-- Wh-Why would I n-- 194 00:08:37,142 --> 00:08:38,810 I not be happy for you? 195 00:08:38,810 --> 00:08:42,314 KOURTNEY: I felt at my wedding like you weren't happy for me. 196 00:08:42,314 --> 00:08:44,107 - Because you have a serious vendetta. 197 00:08:44,107 --> 00:08:45,567 KOURTNEY: So, if you wanna, if you wanna-- 198 00:08:45,567 --> 00:08:47,986 - You just are a different-- You-You hate us. 199 00:08:47,986 --> 00:08:49,446 You-- You're a different person. 200 00:08:49,446 --> 00:08:50,864 We all talk about it. 201 00:08:50,864 --> 00:08:52,533 KOURTNEY: 'Cause I don't need you guys anymore. 202 00:08:52,533 --> 00:08:55,160 - All of-- KOURTNEY: I don't need to be a part of it. 203 00:08:55,160 --> 00:08:57,829 - All of your friends call us complaining, 204 00:08:57,829 --> 00:08:59,665 whether you think they're the ones going to you, 205 00:08:59,665 --> 00:09:02,960 they're all coming to us on the side saying the opposite to us, 206 00:09:02,960 --> 00:09:04,044 so we're all confused. 207 00:09:04,044 --> 00:09:07,214 And we're on a group chat that's actually labeled "Not Kourtney," 208 00:09:07,214 --> 00:09:11,093 so we know and have to funnel what your friends are saying to us. 209 00:09:11,093 --> 00:09:14,096 And have to figure out why you're such a different person, 210 00:09:14,096 --> 00:09:16,807 and why you have this vendetta out. KOURTNEY: And do you think 211 00:09:16,807 --> 00:09:18,225 that I would wanna be a part of that? 212 00:09:18,225 --> 00:09:20,143 Like, absolutely not. - They're your friends, 213 00:09:20,143 --> 00:09:21,979 the ones that you speak to on a daily basis. 214 00:09:21,979 --> 00:09:24,606 But you take it all out on me, 215 00:09:24,606 --> 00:09:28,110 and I'm trying the best that I can to reconcile and figure it out, 216 00:09:28,110 --> 00:09:30,696 and call you all the time-- KOURTNEY: It's about you. 217 00:09:30,696 --> 00:09:33,907 You are a narcissist. It is all about you. 218 00:09:33,907 --> 00:09:35,868 Anything you do, it's about you, 219 00:09:35,868 --> 00:09:39,413 and about how it looks to the world about you. 220 00:09:39,413 --> 00:09:41,164 So you just wanna clear up your facts, 221 00:09:41,164 --> 00:09:43,375 take out my whole [bleep] side of the episode. 222 00:09:43,375 --> 00:09:47,754 I don't give a [bleep] what anyone thinks about me. 223 00:09:47,754 --> 00:09:49,590 - Are you happy? 224 00:09:49,590 --> 00:09:52,593 KOURTNEY: Yes! Not, not when I'm on the phone with you. 225 00:09:52,593 --> 00:09:54,595 I was five minutes ago. 226 00:09:54,595 --> 00:09:56,430 - You just-- We all are concerned. 227 00:09:56,430 --> 00:09:58,932 We all think that you're just really not happy. 228 00:09:58,932 --> 00:10:02,477 KOURTNEY: So you're telling me that I'm unhappy, 229 00:10:02,477 --> 00:10:03,604 and that I'm miserable, 230 00:10:03,604 --> 00:10:06,523 and that you have a side chat called "Not Kourtney," 231 00:10:06,523 --> 00:10:09,443 but you're telling me that you're happy for me. 232 00:10:09,443 --> 00:10:13,030 - All of this I just said after you told me 233 00:10:13,030 --> 00:10:16,909 that I'm not happy for you. KOURTNEY: Right, so that just confirms it. 234 00:10:17,659 --> 00:10:22,122 I have a happy life, and it does n-- the happiness comes 235 00:10:22,122 --> 00:10:25,959 when I get the [bleep] away from you guys. 236 00:10:25,959 --> 00:10:28,670 Like, it's specifically you. - I-- Understood. 237 00:10:29,046 --> 00:10:31,798 I'm concerned, but I won't be 'cause I'm a narcissist, 238 00:10:31,798 --> 00:10:34,676 so I'm only gonna think about myself and be concerned about myself. 239 00:10:34,676 --> 00:10:37,804 KOURTNEY: If you wanna think like, "Oh, wow, my sister thought-- 240 00:10:37,804 --> 00:10:40,933 felt like I wasn't happy or supporting her at her wedding"... 241 00:10:40,933 --> 00:10:45,103 - What can I do to make you feel-- KOURTNEY: Think about it. 242 00:10:45,103 --> 00:10:47,606 - You want-- KOURTNEY: Certainly not having side chats 243 00:10:47,606 --> 00:10:50,484 specifically as me as the topic. 244 00:10:50,484 --> 00:10:52,903 Like, wh-- who the [bleep] has time? 245 00:10:52,903 --> 00:10:56,365 Maybe you guys need to go think about why, if you're not happy. 246 00:10:56,365 --> 00:10:57,699 - But y-- KOURTNEY: That's what you have time for? 247 00:10:57,699 --> 00:11:01,578 To sit and have side chats specifically to talk about me-- 248 00:11:01,578 --> 00:11:05,541 - We're allowed to express concern. We have side chats about everybody. 249 00:11:05,541 --> 00:11:07,668 That's just what you do-- KOURTNEY: Then get a [bleep] life. 250 00:11:07,668 --> 00:11:09,628 I don't have side chats about anyone. 251 00:11:09,628 --> 00:11:12,673 - Well, your kids have even come to me with problems that they have, 252 00:11:12,673 --> 00:11:15,801 and how you are, so. KOURTNEY: Is that helpful? 253 00:11:15,801 --> 00:11:19,555 You're, like, adding it into a fight to, like, have a side, like, 254 00:11:19,555 --> 00:11:24,726 it's you, and my friends, and my kids, and everyone against me. 255 00:11:24,726 --> 00:11:27,855 [crying] It's, like, you're just a [bleep] witch, 256 00:11:27,855 --> 00:11:31,567 and I [bleep] hate you. - Okay. 257 00:11:32,234 --> 00:11:33,861 [call ends] 258 00:11:43,620 --> 00:11:44,830 - Okay. 259 00:11:51,003 --> 00:11:53,839 KOURTNEY: Um-- - We're like, uh, crickets. 260 00:11:53,839 --> 00:11:55,465 [softly] Just kidding. 261 00:12:04,016 --> 00:12:08,228 - I think it's just there's so many thoughts that come up 262 00:12:08,228 --> 00:12:11,565 after watching all of the edits. 263 00:12:11,565 --> 00:12:15,235 I think it felt to me, like, in the call, that Kim 264 00:12:15,235 --> 00:12:21,033 was just, like, using any weapon that she could find, like, to hurt me. 265 00:12:21,450 --> 00:12:23,202 Ya know, just everything, like... 266 00:12:23,202 --> 00:12:26,955 - Ooh, I went there. [chuckles] - ...almost like weaponizing everyone against me, 267 00:12:26,955 --> 00:12:30,626 and I think we both got to a place that we weren't proud of. 268 00:12:31,460 --> 00:12:33,462 KIM: She hates me. 269 00:12:34,213 --> 00:12:35,964 I'm gonna have to deal. 270 00:12:35,964 --> 00:12:39,301 - I think the phone conversation was really hurtful, 271 00:12:39,301 --> 00:12:43,597 and I felt reminded of this characteristic 272 00:12:43,597 --> 00:12:46,266 that has been in my family for so many years 273 00:12:46,266 --> 00:12:50,729 where we say, say mean things to hurt each other, 274 00:12:50,729 --> 00:12:55,359 and it's what I work hard at in therapy to change, 275 00:12:55,359 --> 00:12:59,571 and when I'm reminded 276 00:12:59,571 --> 00:13:02,991 of those types of things, it really is hurtful. 277 00:13:02,991 --> 00:13:06,119 Like, why would my family treat me that way? 278 00:13:06,119 --> 00:13:09,540 And then, I want to protect my energy, 279 00:13:09,540 --> 00:13:15,170 and... be around positivity and good vibes, 280 00:13:15,170 --> 00:13:19,299 and Palm Springs with my husband is where it's at. 281 00:13:19,299 --> 00:13:22,511 ♪ Say Hola by Loko The Kid ft. Meekasia playing ♪ 282 00:13:23,554 --> 00:13:25,222 - ♪ Say hola ♪ 283 00:13:25,222 --> 00:13:29,685 ♪ Hola, hola, hola, hola, hola, hola, hola ♪ 284 00:13:29,685 --> 00:13:32,187 ♪ Say hola ♪ - Hi. 285 00:13:32,563 --> 00:13:35,399 Cabo's always a place where we've been able to go 286 00:13:35,399 --> 00:13:40,320 and have some amazing memories, and amazing times, 287 00:13:40,320 --> 00:13:42,406 lots of family trips. 288 00:13:42,406 --> 00:13:45,158 Family is the most important thing in my life, 289 00:13:45,158 --> 00:13:47,411 and I think as the head of this family, 290 00:13:47,411 --> 00:13:51,415 it's my responsibility to make sure that I keep my family together, 291 00:13:51,415 --> 00:13:55,794 and that we experience these moments, and I think that's really important. 292 00:13:55,794 --> 00:13:57,754 - ♪ Say hola ♪ 293 00:13:57,754 --> 00:13:58,755 KENDALL: Are you guys good back there? 294 00:13:58,755 --> 00:14:00,549 I don't care to go in the back. 295 00:14:00,549 --> 00:14:01,925 KHLOÉ: No one else wanted a beer? 296 00:14:01,925 --> 00:14:04,678 I've never had a regular beer. KYLIE: What?! 297 00:14:04,678 --> 00:14:07,431 KHLOÉ: Oh, don't you put, like, lemon in it? 298 00:14:07,431 --> 00:14:09,391 - It's a lime, but they didn't have any. 299 00:14:09,391 --> 00:14:13,437 - I have had a beer only in Jamaica, a Red Stripe, 300 00:14:13,437 --> 00:14:14,938 and I loved it. 301 00:14:14,938 --> 00:14:16,356 KENDALL: Cheers. 302 00:14:17,399 --> 00:14:20,694 - I've never had a Corona, or, I guess, an American beer. 303 00:14:20,694 --> 00:14:23,280 I don't know, is Corona American? I have no idea. 304 00:14:24,364 --> 00:14:27,367 - All right. I've never-- [laughter] 305 00:14:28,744 --> 00:14:30,037 You guys, the beer's not bad. 306 00:14:30,037 --> 00:14:32,372 You wanna taste it? - Beer is the best thing that happened-- 307 00:14:32,372 --> 00:14:34,208 - I don't think I would like it. 308 00:14:35,292 --> 00:14:36,376 Oh, it's kinda sweet. 309 00:14:36,376 --> 00:14:38,420 KHLOÉ: Yeah, I thought a beer was so different. KYLIE: You guys, are you okay? 310 00:14:38,420 --> 00:14:39,922 - No. - You've never had a beer? 311 00:14:39,922 --> 00:14:42,508 - I've never had a beer. KENDALL: Crazy. 312 00:14:42,508 --> 00:14:45,511 ♪ Cool De Modelo by Joelii playing ♪ 313 00:14:45,511 --> 00:14:48,138 ♪ singing in native dialect ♪ 314 00:14:53,852 --> 00:14:56,063 KHLOÉ: Oh, the little goats, man. 315 00:14:56,063 --> 00:14:57,564 KENDALL: Oh, I love the goats! 316 00:14:57,564 --> 00:14:59,775 KHLOÉ: Aw, this is so cute. 317 00:15:00,692 --> 00:15:03,403 KIM: We're staying at James Perse's house in Cabo, 318 00:15:03,403 --> 00:15:06,031 and I've stayed here before. KYLIE [whispers]: It's so pretty, wow. 319 00:15:06,031 --> 00:15:07,658 KENDALL: It's crazy. It's so pretty. 320 00:15:07,658 --> 00:15:10,202 KIM: The view is so beautiful, 321 00:15:10,202 --> 00:15:13,205 and we haven't done this in a really long time. 322 00:15:13,872 --> 00:15:15,040 ♪ 323 00:15:16,250 --> 00:15:19,378 - You guys, this is so beautiful. 324 00:15:19,920 --> 00:15:20,921 KENDALL: I need to eat. 325 00:15:20,921 --> 00:15:22,339 KRIS: Hey, what have you got here? 326 00:15:22,339 --> 00:15:23,549 - Skinny margarita. 327 00:15:23,549 --> 00:15:24,633 - Yeah. - Okay. 328 00:15:26,552 --> 00:15:28,387 - ¿Cómo está? 329 00:15:28,387 --> 00:15:30,097 That's all I got. 330 00:15:30,097 --> 00:15:33,767 Ya know, I-- El gusto es mio. 331 00:15:33,767 --> 00:15:35,894 Mucho gusto. 332 00:15:35,894 --> 00:15:37,771 [Spanish accent] Cilantro. 333 00:15:38,730 --> 00:15:40,649 [Spanish accent] Margarita. 334 00:15:41,275 --> 00:15:43,193 Oh, thank you. 335 00:15:43,193 --> 00:15:44,403 - It's really good. 336 00:15:44,403 --> 00:15:45,821 - Is it whale season? 337 00:15:52,703 --> 00:15:54,121 KIM: Oh, amazing. - But-- 338 00:15:54,121 --> 00:15:56,373 - Okay, so maybe we might see 'em? 339 00:15:56,373 --> 00:15:58,000 KENDALL: Okay. What is it, a humpback? 340 00:16:05,382 --> 00:16:07,009 - I'm really freaking out. 341 00:16:07,009 --> 00:16:09,178 He said they come close to the shore? 342 00:16:09,178 --> 00:16:10,971 - That would be so cool to see. 343 00:16:10,971 --> 00:16:13,891 KIM: Past the wake and they were jumping last time I was here. 344 00:16:13,891 --> 00:16:15,058 - Oh, my God. 345 00:16:15,058 --> 00:16:16,810 I really-- I feel like I'm gonna cry. 346 00:16:16,810 --> 00:16:19,021 I really can't see that. KIM: No, it's so pretty to see. 347 00:16:19,021 --> 00:16:21,023 You're not gonna go in the ocean with them. 348 00:16:23,192 --> 00:16:24,902 - Oh. Oh, my God. I-- 349 00:16:24,902 --> 00:16:27,112 - Khloé has a fear of whales. 350 00:16:27,821 --> 00:16:32,242 I can't quite figure out where Khloé got this fear of whales. 351 00:16:32,242 --> 00:16:35,037 The thought of a whale, the glance of a whale, 352 00:16:35,037 --> 00:16:37,039 the conversation of a whale. 353 00:16:38,040 --> 00:16:41,376 Yeah, it had to have been somewhere in her childhood 354 00:16:41,376 --> 00:16:44,963 that I went really, really wrong somehow. 355 00:16:44,963 --> 00:16:47,174 I'm so sorry, Khloé. 356 00:16:47,174 --> 00:16:49,843 - I don't-- I-I'm-- I don't think I'm comfortable seeing it. 357 00:16:49,843 --> 00:16:51,303 - Let's go see the rooms. 358 00:16:51,303 --> 00:16:53,263 - M'kay. - Let's take a room tour. 359 00:16:53,263 --> 00:16:54,890 KHLOÉ: Okay, I'll go. 360 00:16:55,349 --> 00:16:56,934 KIM: This is pretty. 361 00:16:56,934 --> 00:17:01,104 How cute, it says Mexi-- James Perse hats, you guys. 362 00:17:02,022 --> 00:17:04,566 - Why is this whale season? 363 00:17:04,566 --> 00:17:08,195 Like, why-- what are they doing, mating? 364 00:17:08,195 --> 00:17:10,405 KIM: I don't know. - That's sick. 365 00:17:10,405 --> 00:17:13,408 ♪ ominous music playing ♪ 366 00:17:13,408 --> 00:17:15,619 And why do they come to the shore? 367 00:17:15,619 --> 00:17:18,705 That is way too close for my comfort. 368 00:17:18,705 --> 00:17:21,416 KIM: Oh, I saw something blow up over there. 369 00:17:21,750 --> 00:17:25,170 - Well, it is just really choppy water. 370 00:17:26,964 --> 00:17:29,299 ♪ 371 00:17:29,299 --> 00:17:31,301 - Nope, I saw it again. 372 00:17:32,302 --> 00:17:34,805 [Kim/Khloé screaming] I saw it! Did you see it? 373 00:17:34,805 --> 00:17:38,100 - Oh, my God! Oh, my God! [both screaming] 374 00:17:38,100 --> 00:17:40,018 I don't wanna see it! KIM: Khloé, look! 375 00:17:40,018 --> 00:17:41,645 It's blowing and flipping! [Khloé speaking incoherently] 376 00:17:41,645 --> 00:17:43,355 Kendall! [both screaming] 377 00:17:43,355 --> 00:17:45,691 It's a baby! KHLOÉ: No, I do not wanna see it! 378 00:17:45,691 --> 00:17:50,779 - Kendall! - Oh, my God, that was actually terrible! 379 00:17:52,656 --> 00:17:55,617 - Oh, it came out of the water! 380 00:17:55,617 --> 00:17:57,202 - Isn't it so cute?! 381 00:17:57,202 --> 00:17:59,413 KENDALL: Wow. KIM: Right there! 382 00:17:59,413 --> 00:18:00,873 [Khloé groans] 383 00:18:00,873 --> 00:18:03,000 [gasps] Do you see the baby? 384 00:18:03,000 --> 00:18:04,626 It just took a jump. - How do you know it's a [bleep] baby? 385 00:18:04,626 --> 00:18:07,254 - [gasps] It jumped again. 386 00:18:08,213 --> 00:18:10,549 KIM: Khloé, get over here! - No! 387 00:18:10,549 --> 00:18:14,887 What in the [bleep] are the chances that we're here dur-- 388 00:18:14,887 --> 00:18:17,181 What is this, mating season or something? 389 00:18:17,181 --> 00:18:19,683 - Here, look through the binoculars, but you have to look here. 390 00:18:19,683 --> 00:18:21,268 Okay, look over there. 391 00:18:21,810 --> 00:18:23,562 Do you see it? St-Stand here. - Yep, yep. 392 00:18:23,562 --> 00:18:25,480 That seems awfully close right there. 393 00:18:25,480 --> 00:18:27,774 KIM: Yeah, it is-- - Yeah, it's [bleep] close. 394 00:18:27,774 --> 00:18:29,234 It's weird. KIM: Okay. See? Look over there. 395 00:18:29,234 --> 00:18:31,820 - Off the coast of California, you didn't hear about the couple 396 00:18:31,820 --> 00:18:33,488 that got swallowed up by the [bleep] whale 397 00:18:33,488 --> 00:18:35,949 and then spit back out 'cause it was an accident? 398 00:18:35,949 --> 00:18:38,952 Uh-uh. This [bleep] thing is so big, you don't see it coming. 399 00:18:38,952 --> 00:18:40,954 There's no ripples, there's no warning. 400 00:18:40,954 --> 00:18:42,539 That's weird. 401 00:18:43,081 --> 00:18:44,625 And my daughter bullies me. 402 00:18:44,625 --> 00:18:47,586 She draws me photos of whales just to [bleep] with me, 403 00:18:47,586 --> 00:18:49,254 and she thinks it's so funny. 404 00:18:49,254 --> 00:18:53,050 Everyone turns into a [bleep] asshole at some point. Oh, my God. 405 00:18:53,050 --> 00:18:57,429 There's some water sprinkling out. There's another whale over there. 406 00:18:57,429 --> 00:18:58,847 Oh, my God. 407 00:18:59,264 --> 00:19:01,975 I can't even look. - Oh, that was cool. 408 00:19:01,975 --> 00:19:04,520 - Its heart is bigger than a school bus. 409 00:19:04,520 --> 00:19:07,231 Like, it's crazy. [Corey laughs] 410 00:19:07,231 --> 00:19:09,024 I'm uncomfortable. 411 00:19:09,024 --> 00:19:12,027 ♪ upbeat music playing ♪ 412 00:19:16,865 --> 00:19:18,492 KRIS: Dinner time. 413 00:19:24,790 --> 00:19:26,208 KIM: Looks so good. 414 00:19:26,208 --> 00:19:28,585 KRIS: Thank you so much. KIM: Guys, this is so beautiful. 415 00:19:28,585 --> 00:19:31,463 - So beautiful. I love you guys. 416 00:19:31,463 --> 00:19:33,799 - I love you guys. 417 00:19:33,799 --> 00:19:37,761 - I'm so happy to be here with all of you. - I'm so happy to be here. 418 00:19:37,761 --> 00:19:38,887 KRIS: What's happening? KENDALL: Wow! 419 00:19:38,887 --> 00:19:41,557 KRIS: Oh, my God! 420 00:19:41,557 --> 00:19:42,766 Wow! 421 00:19:42,766 --> 00:19:44,184 - Thank you. 422 00:19:46,395 --> 00:19:48,689 KRIS: I think I'm gonna have another martini. 423 00:19:48,689 --> 00:19:49,815 KYLIE: [bleep] yeah, Mom. 424 00:19:49,815 --> 00:19:50,983 - I'm goin' in. 425 00:19:50,983 --> 00:19:54,528 KYLIE: This seriously tastes so good, wow. 426 00:19:54,528 --> 00:19:56,446 KENDALL: Is Tristan's house done? 427 00:19:56,446 --> 00:20:01,243 - No, it's been three weeks that he'll be at my house, 428 00:20:01,243 --> 00:20:03,453 and he was supposed to be there two. 429 00:20:03,453 --> 00:20:06,206 I'll give him until a month before I say something, like-- 430 00:20:06,206 --> 00:20:08,792 - He'll be over at our house in a minute, babe. [chuckles] 431 00:20:08,792 --> 00:20:13,547 - Well, no, I'm sure he can move in at this point, I'm assuming. 432 00:20:13,547 --> 00:20:16,300 I am not back together with Tristan. 433 00:20:16,300 --> 00:20:20,345 Hate to break it to everybody, but I am not. 434 00:20:20,345 --> 00:20:22,139 - Khloé is so sensitive. 435 00:20:22,139 --> 00:20:24,850 Like, anything that had nothing to do with them, 436 00:20:24,850 --> 00:20:27,269 she would literally jump in and snap, 437 00:20:27,269 --> 00:20:29,104 but it would be like, "Oh, yeah. 438 00:20:29,104 --> 00:20:31,273 Oh, this-- Have you guys seen this cute couple?" 439 00:20:31,273 --> 00:20:33,317 And she's like, "Well, don't think Tristan and I are a couple. 440 00:20:33,317 --> 00:20:34,818 "We're not together, we don't hook up, 441 00:20:34,818 --> 00:20:37,362 we don't this, we don't that, I won't sleep with him." 442 00:20:37,362 --> 00:20:38,864 It'll be like, "Oh, this fork--" 443 00:20:38,864 --> 00:20:42,075 "Oh, don't even think that I would lift a fork for Tristan." 444 00:20:42,075 --> 00:20:44,912 And we would be like, "We're not talking about you guys." 445 00:20:44,912 --> 00:20:48,665 Like... we get it, you guys are not together. 446 00:20:48,665 --> 00:20:51,335 No one thinks you're together, relax. 447 00:20:51,335 --> 00:20:54,588 - I need people to know that I'm single. - I think you need a great photo. 448 00:20:54,588 --> 00:20:58,425 - Ya know what we need for that? We need a bikini pic tomorrow. 449 00:20:58,425 --> 00:21:00,886 KENDALL: [laughs] Yes! - We'll look so hot, and we'll just say, 450 00:21:00,886 --> 00:21:04,306 "Tell us you're single without telling us you're single." 451 00:21:04,306 --> 00:21:06,141 - Oh, I love it. You're single. 452 00:21:06,141 --> 00:21:08,352 - Who needs a boyfriend when you have sisters? 453 00:21:08,352 --> 00:21:10,604 I'm the worst single person ever 454 00:21:10,604 --> 00:21:14,650 because I'm not going out, I'm not exploring anything. 455 00:21:14,650 --> 00:21:18,445 I just sit at home, but whatever. 456 00:21:18,445 --> 00:21:21,365 I don't chase, I attract. 457 00:21:21,365 --> 00:21:25,577 - I'm not kidding. We need a single sister photo. 458 00:21:27,246 --> 00:21:30,749 - Yeah, but I'm also really good at being independent, 459 00:21:30,749 --> 00:21:32,626 and it's not something that I'm looking for either. 460 00:21:32,626 --> 00:21:35,671 I think I just find myself in relationships. 461 00:21:35,671 --> 00:21:38,298 I don't know, I hate this conversation. 462 00:21:38,298 --> 00:21:39,800 [laughs] 463 00:21:39,800 --> 00:21:42,845 I feel like-- I just did therapy this morning, Danielle, 464 00:21:42,845 --> 00:21:45,264 I don't feel like I need it again. [producer laughing] 465 00:21:45,264 --> 00:21:48,809 - I think unless people know, how is anyone gonna approach you? 466 00:21:49,393 --> 00:21:51,812 KYLIE: No, there's a-- - I need people to know for me too, 467 00:21:51,812 --> 00:21:53,522 you guys. KYLIE: There's another way to do it, 468 00:21:53,522 --> 00:21:54,898 tits and ass. - Oh, gosh. 469 00:21:54,898 --> 00:21:57,317 - Ugh! I hate that word. KYLIE: Titties, titties. 470 00:21:57,317 --> 00:21:59,611 Titties. - I don't like it. 471 00:21:59,611 --> 00:22:02,865 I don't know why, it's such a raunchy word. - Ta-ties. 472 00:22:02,865 --> 00:22:05,075 - Tits. KIM: Ta-ties? You're not gonna say ta-ties. 473 00:22:05,075 --> 00:22:07,995 KRIS: Well, that's not true. - If you say the T word one more time. 474 00:22:07,995 --> 00:22:10,581 - Tits?! - Anything is better than boobies. 475 00:22:10,581 --> 00:22:12,374 - I never said boobies. 476 00:22:12,374 --> 00:22:15,419 Boobs, breasts, chi-chis. - I know. I'll say boobs. I hate breasts. 477 00:22:15,419 --> 00:22:16,837 - You don't like to say tits? 478 00:22:16,837 --> 00:22:19,131 - No! No, it's so trashy. KYLIE: Just try saying it. 479 00:22:19,131 --> 00:22:20,465 - You're better than that. KYLIE: You're right, you're right. 480 00:22:20,465 --> 00:22:22,009 - You're better than that. - It's, it's definitely, like, 481 00:22:22,009 --> 00:22:23,760 more of a millennial thing. 482 00:22:23,760 --> 00:22:25,762 - You're a Gen Z, bitch. 483 00:22:25,762 --> 00:22:28,724 - [giggles] You [bleep] whore. - You're a Gen Z. 484 00:22:28,724 --> 00:22:30,684 - No, I'm not. - So, if you say the T word, 485 00:22:30,684 --> 00:22:32,227 I'm gonna call you a Gen Z. 486 00:22:32,227 --> 00:22:34,605 - Fine, it's a Gen Z thing to say titties. - You guys are so feisty. 487 00:22:34,605 --> 00:22:35,772 [Khloé groans] 488 00:22:35,772 --> 00:22:40,402 - Titties... Titties. [sings] ♪ Titties ♪ 489 00:22:40,944 --> 00:22:43,238 BOTH [sing]: ♪ Titties ♪ 490 00:22:43,238 --> 00:22:44,740 - I can't even say it. 491 00:22:44,740 --> 00:22:46,158 I really don't think I can. 492 00:22:47,075 --> 00:22:48,076 Titties. 493 00:22:48,827 --> 00:22:49,953 [chuckles] 494 00:22:50,829 --> 00:22:53,916 So crass, like, ew. Just-- I don't know. 495 00:22:53,916 --> 00:22:57,711 Boobs, breasts, chi-chis, whatever else you wanna call them. 496 00:22:57,711 --> 00:22:59,838 - Oh, I don't really know what I call them, breasts? 497 00:22:59,838 --> 00:23:03,383 Breasts seems, like, little mature. 498 00:23:03,383 --> 00:23:07,638 I don't know, tits seems like perky little titties. 499 00:23:07,638 --> 00:23:09,681 [laughs] I don't know. 500 00:23:09,681 --> 00:23:12,851 - And tits is fun to say. Tits. - Boobies? Boobies is insane. 501 00:23:12,851 --> 00:23:15,145 You say boobies a lot. Your little boobies. 502 00:23:15,145 --> 00:23:16,480 - 'Cause you have little boobies. 503 00:23:16,480 --> 00:23:17,689 - I know. - When I see your boobies, I go, 504 00:23:17,689 --> 00:23:19,858 "Oh, like, they're like little boobies." [Kendall laughs] 505 00:23:19,858 --> 00:23:21,360 I've got some tits. - I like my-- 506 00:23:21,360 --> 00:23:25,239 You've got some tits, and I-- That's a beautiful way of explaining it. 507 00:23:25,239 --> 00:23:27,491 She's got the tits and I've got the boobies. - Yeah. 508 00:23:27,491 --> 00:23:29,243 Yeah. [laughter] 509 00:23:29,243 --> 00:23:33,705 - Don't you remember when Julia Roberts said "breasts" in that movie? 510 00:23:33,705 --> 00:23:35,207 - You're a Baby Boomer. 511 00:23:35,207 --> 00:23:37,125 [laughter] We, we have different, 512 00:23:37,125 --> 00:23:39,169 we have different references. 513 00:23:39,169 --> 00:23:42,256 I'm a millennial just like Kendall and Kylie. 514 00:23:42,256 --> 00:23:44,049 - Oh, my God. KHLOÉ: What about me? 515 00:23:44,049 --> 00:23:45,425 KIM: And Khloé. 516 00:23:45,425 --> 00:23:48,679 I'm-- Millennials are Gen Y. 517 00:23:48,679 --> 00:23:51,014 I'm a millennial and so is Kendall and Kylie, 518 00:23:51,014 --> 00:23:54,101 but they're the last year of the millennial and I'm the first year. 519 00:23:54,101 --> 00:23:56,937 I thought for sure I was in Kourtney's bracket. 520 00:23:56,937 --> 00:23:58,939 [producers laughing] 521 00:24:00,315 --> 00:24:02,401 I don't care if I'm the first year of a millennial 522 00:24:02,401 --> 00:24:04,152 and they're the last year of the millennial, 523 00:24:04,152 --> 00:24:06,530 [laughs] I'm still in their age bracket. 524 00:24:06,530 --> 00:24:09,658 And that feels so cool [laughs] 525 00:24:10,117 --> 00:24:12,536 and embarrassing, but cool. 526 00:24:12,536 --> 00:24:16,164 Yeah, like, it's just embarrassing that I care so much. 527 00:24:16,582 --> 00:24:18,709 [Kris gasps] Ooh! 528 00:24:19,209 --> 00:24:21,795 KRIS: If anybody wants to get me anything for Valentine's Day, 529 00:24:21,795 --> 00:24:23,380 I'm gonna give you a little idea. 530 00:24:23,380 --> 00:24:24,965 - This cart? - No. 531 00:24:24,965 --> 00:24:26,967 KHLOÉ: Oh. - Krispy Kremes. 532 00:24:27,342 --> 00:24:28,177 - Mom? 533 00:24:28,177 --> 00:24:30,846 - Aren't you guys all in the mood for Krispy Kreme? 534 00:24:30,846 --> 00:24:32,639 - No. - Okay. 535 00:24:32,639 --> 00:24:35,017 - Are you well? - Never mind then. 536 00:24:35,017 --> 00:24:36,643 [laughter] 537 00:24:38,854 --> 00:24:41,690 ♪ upbeat music playing ♪ 538 00:24:41,690 --> 00:24:42,858 - ♪ Goin' up, goin' up ♪ 539 00:24:42,858 --> 00:24:46,069 ♪ La, la, la, la ♪ TRAINER: Squat low. Go lower. 540 00:24:46,862 --> 00:24:48,405 KHLOÉ: Careful of my nose. 541 00:24:48,405 --> 00:24:50,032 Spent a lot of money on it. 542 00:24:50,365 --> 00:24:52,993 Scissor sisters. [laughter] 543 00:24:53,327 --> 00:24:55,537 KYLIE: It's not bad! KIM: No, it's absolutely freezing. 544 00:24:55,537 --> 00:24:56,955 KHLOÉ: It's freezing. 545 00:24:56,955 --> 00:24:59,082 I do wish Kourt was here with us. 546 00:24:59,082 --> 00:25:02,377 I think it would be so fun and like old times. 547 00:25:02,377 --> 00:25:04,254 - I'm gonna go in and have breakfast, guys. 548 00:25:04,505 --> 00:25:07,841 - But she is in Palm Springs with her hubby, 549 00:25:07,841 --> 00:25:09,968 and I'm sure she's having a great time, 550 00:25:09,968 --> 00:25:14,848 but I don't think she realizes how much fun she would be having with me. 551 00:25:14,848 --> 00:25:17,809 ♪ Flavor by Loko The Kid ft. Meekasia playing ♪ 552 00:25:20,312 --> 00:25:22,064 KRIS: Good morning, sunshine. 553 00:25:22,064 --> 00:25:23,065 KIM: Hi. 554 00:25:23,857 --> 00:25:25,442 - This looks beautiful. 555 00:25:25,859 --> 00:25:26,818 KENDALL: I'm starving. 556 00:25:26,818 --> 00:25:28,695 - Thank you, do you have syrup? - May I have one, Kim? 557 00:25:28,695 --> 00:25:30,280 KIM: Yeah, of course. KENDALL: Are you gonna eat those all? 558 00:25:30,280 --> 00:25:31,281 KIM: No, no, no. 559 00:25:32,574 --> 00:25:34,910 Last night, I laid in bed for an hour and a half, 560 00:25:34,910 --> 00:25:36,411 I didn't even put the TV on, 561 00:25:36,411 --> 00:25:40,832 and I just was like, "Okay, this is fun with, like, no kid running in." 562 00:25:40,832 --> 00:25:43,001 I just took, like, a minute. 563 00:25:43,001 --> 00:25:45,420 So my intentions for the year, can I tell you what they are? 564 00:25:45,420 --> 00:25:46,880 - Please. 565 00:25:47,923 --> 00:25:52,928 - To not feel like I have to fill every available hour. 566 00:25:52,928 --> 00:25:55,264 - That's a great intention. 567 00:25:55,764 --> 00:25:59,977 - So my goal this year, my resolution for the whole year 568 00:25:59,977 --> 00:26:02,563 is to just say no to more things, 569 00:26:02,563 --> 00:26:06,608 slow down work-wise a little bit, and just be more present. 570 00:26:06,608 --> 00:26:09,027 But I do have to get all these trips outta the way. 571 00:26:09,027 --> 00:26:12,656 I have Milan coming up for the Dolce & Gabbana fashion show. 572 00:26:12,656 --> 00:26:16,368 I have Miami, a European trip. [sighs] 573 00:26:17,661 --> 00:26:20,289 I need to say no. I gotta figure that out. 574 00:26:20,289 --> 00:26:25,002 I'm excited for, like, normalcy, ya know? Calmness. 575 00:26:25,002 --> 00:26:28,422 - Peace... Peace. - Peace, that's it, peace. 576 00:26:29,298 --> 00:26:35,179 - My intentions for the year are to just get off the hamster wheel a little bit, 577 00:26:35,179 --> 00:26:38,140 and enjoy life... 578 00:26:38,140 --> 00:26:40,100 KIM: Yeah. - ...because it's short. 579 00:26:40,100 --> 00:26:43,604 I think it's really important to prioritize quality time, 580 00:26:43,604 --> 00:26:45,063 and that is my love language. 581 00:26:45,063 --> 00:26:47,149 I used to say yes to everything, 582 00:26:47,149 --> 00:26:50,194 and go everywhere and be everywhere, 583 00:26:50,194 --> 00:26:51,695 and do everything. 584 00:26:51,695 --> 00:26:55,240 For my kids, for business associates, 585 00:26:55,240 --> 00:26:57,743 for people I barely knew. 586 00:26:57,743 --> 00:27:02,414 We all know that we can spread ourselves really, really thin, 587 00:27:02,414 --> 00:27:05,125 and what I've learned, 588 00:27:05,125 --> 00:27:09,463 ladies and gentlemen, is that it's not healthy. 589 00:27:09,463 --> 00:27:14,843 And I get really excited when I'm doing things that 590 00:27:14,843 --> 00:27:17,262 get out of my comfort zone. 591 00:27:17,262 --> 00:27:19,765 Khloé, what are your intentions for this year? 592 00:27:19,765 --> 00:27:22,809 - Remember I told you? This is my-- the year that I'm shedding 593 00:27:22,809 --> 00:27:26,813 and I'm gonna be upgrading, but my year won't start until 2024. 594 00:27:26,813 --> 00:27:27,940 - Okay, let's shed. 595 00:27:27,940 --> 00:27:30,025 - Most people are scared to turn 40. 596 00:27:30,025 --> 00:27:31,318 I have hated-- 597 00:27:31,318 --> 00:27:37,282 Every day of my 30s has been agony. 598 00:27:37,282 --> 00:27:39,660 Like, what the [bleep]? 599 00:27:39,910 --> 00:27:44,915 Of course, I've had some incredible moments in my 30s. 600 00:27:44,915 --> 00:27:47,960 I mean, I have two beautiful kids. I have great, great moments. 601 00:27:47,960 --> 00:27:51,004 I'm not-- This has nothing to do with that. 602 00:27:51,505 --> 00:27:55,926 Besides that, though, every other day has been [bleep] torture. 603 00:27:57,219 --> 00:28:00,013 It's just a terrible decade, so guess what? 604 00:28:00,013 --> 00:28:01,431 I am pumped, I'm ready. 605 00:28:01,431 --> 00:28:04,226 I'm actually pissed I'm only turning 39 this year. 606 00:28:04,226 --> 00:28:07,354 - Oh, my God, we're livin' la vida loca. 607 00:28:07,354 --> 00:28:09,356 You only live once. 608 00:28:09,356 --> 00:28:12,359 ♪ upbeat music playing ♪ 609 00:28:20,826 --> 00:28:24,496 Okay, my little cooks, my little chefs, don't let me down. 610 00:28:24,496 --> 00:28:25,706 - Hi. MOSES: How are you? 611 00:28:25,706 --> 00:28:27,916 - I'm good, how are you? - I'm Moses. Nice to meet you. 612 00:28:27,916 --> 00:28:31,837 - So, is this like team Khloé and Kim versus-- - Yeah. 613 00:28:31,837 --> 00:28:36,258 - Okay, so, it's the Kardashians and the Jenners. 614 00:28:36,258 --> 00:28:39,761 This is the guacamole challenge, ladies and gentlemen. 615 00:28:39,761 --> 00:28:42,264 - You ready for this amazing competition? - We are. 616 00:28:42,264 --> 00:28:45,517 - Every time we go on vacation, we try to think of things to do 617 00:28:45,517 --> 00:28:48,437 that'll be really fun for us to do as a family. 618 00:28:48,437 --> 00:28:51,857 So, I've set up a little cooking competition, 619 00:28:51,857 --> 00:28:54,818 and let the cooking games begin. 620 00:28:54,818 --> 00:28:57,029 - With a spoon, remove the-- [crosstalk] 621 00:28:57,029 --> 00:29:00,407 - No, no, no, no, no, no. We cannot tell them tricks. - You can't give them techniques. 622 00:29:00,407 --> 00:29:03,160 - Oh, no, no, no. This is a competition. 623 00:29:03,160 --> 00:29:04,786 This is serious stuff. 624 00:29:06,997 --> 00:29:08,749 - Kylie and Khloé. 625 00:29:08,749 --> 00:29:11,376 - Me and Kylie, we're neck-and-neck. 626 00:29:11,376 --> 00:29:12,669 PRODUCER: Where do you fall? 627 00:29:12,669 --> 00:29:13,795 - Probably last. 628 00:29:13,795 --> 00:29:16,798 Probably right under that cucumber that Kendall can't cut. 629 00:29:16,798 --> 00:29:18,967 KRIS: Be careful 'cause I nicked myself the other day. 630 00:29:18,967 --> 00:29:20,511 - I know, I'm kinda scared. 631 00:29:20,511 --> 00:29:22,763 - Hey, Chef, do you wanna cut this up for her? 632 00:29:22,763 --> 00:29:24,348 - I'll do it, Mom. It's fine. 633 00:29:24,348 --> 00:29:26,850 By the way, guys, I cut that cucumber safely, 634 00:29:26,850 --> 00:29:29,186 so anyone that says I can't cut a cucumber, 635 00:29:29,186 --> 00:29:30,896 it was sliced, it was cut. 636 00:29:30,896 --> 00:29:33,357 People really think it's, like, a diss now, 637 00:29:33,357 --> 00:29:36,777 it's like, "You're hanging out with her? She can't even [bleep] cut a cucumber." 638 00:29:36,777 --> 00:29:38,987 You think that you're offending me? 639 00:29:38,987 --> 00:29:40,072 [laughs] 'Cause you're not. 640 00:29:40,072 --> 00:29:42,908 Like, who gives a shit, seriously? 641 00:29:42,908 --> 00:29:46,245 [fake crying] I just go home and I cry. 642 00:29:46,245 --> 00:29:47,746 [producers laughing] 643 00:29:47,746 --> 00:29:51,458 You think you're hurting me? 'Cause I'm totally fine. [laughs] 644 00:29:51,458 --> 00:29:52,751 It's actually amazing. 645 00:29:52,751 --> 00:29:57,005 Actually, if that's the only thing bad you have to say about me, keep it going. 646 00:29:57,005 --> 00:30:01,051 That's the last thing I'll say about this [bleep] cucumber thing, 'kay? 647 00:30:01,051 --> 00:30:01,718 - Pepper. 648 00:30:04,012 --> 00:30:06,723 - Do you have lime and also do you have chili pepper flakes? 649 00:30:06,723 --> 00:30:07,724 MOSES: Yes. 650 00:30:13,397 --> 00:30:16,191 ♪ dramatic music playing ♪ KENDALL: If you want me to be on tortilla duty, 651 00:30:16,191 --> 00:30:19,486 and you can be on guacamole duty? - Yeah. Get the good ones, Kendall. 652 00:30:19,486 --> 00:30:21,321 - Get outta here. - I think that's enough. 653 00:30:21,321 --> 00:30:22,823 - It's like an Easter egg hunt. 654 00:30:22,823 --> 00:30:24,992 KHLOÉ: Why do you get the one [bleep] bowl? 655 00:30:24,992 --> 00:30:27,911 - 'Cause I took it first. - Ah! Good answer. 656 00:30:27,911 --> 00:30:30,706 - We'll be back in a few minutes. We'll give you your space. 657 00:30:30,706 --> 00:30:32,749 We'll go have a shot of tequila. 658 00:30:34,418 --> 00:30:36,628 KENDALL: 'Kay, Kim, how are we gonna keep ours separate? 659 00:30:36,628 --> 00:30:38,088 - You're on one side, I'm on the other. 660 00:30:38,088 --> 00:30:40,966 KENDALL: Oh, my God. This is so hard. 661 00:30:40,966 --> 00:30:43,135 - Don't you hate when people make it look so easy? 662 00:30:43,135 --> 00:30:44,094 - It's so easy. 663 00:30:44,094 --> 00:30:46,763 It's the easiest thing I've ever done in my life. 664 00:30:46,763 --> 00:30:49,516 - We are all very competitive people, 665 00:30:49,516 --> 00:30:51,518 in a very healthy way. 666 00:30:51,518 --> 00:30:53,687 I think Kim is the most competitive. 667 00:30:53,687 --> 00:30:54,813 It's sort of bland. 668 00:30:55,606 --> 00:30:56,356 - Garlic. 669 00:30:56,690 --> 00:30:57,816 I am competitive. 670 00:30:57,816 --> 00:31:00,527 I'm like-- [pounds fists] [chuckles] 671 00:31:01,445 --> 00:31:03,530 I mean, who doesn't like to win? 672 00:31:03,530 --> 00:31:06,533 Would I be lying in saying I love to be a loser? 673 00:31:06,533 --> 00:31:10,495 [producer laughing] Ya know? Like, who says that? 674 00:31:10,495 --> 00:31:15,042 - Hey, you can't take from ours! Put it back. Kimberly! Cheater. 675 00:31:15,042 --> 00:31:16,710 KIM: I'm not a dirty fighter. 676 00:31:16,710 --> 00:31:20,380 I believe enough in my talent that it will get me far enough to win. 677 00:31:20,380 --> 00:31:22,090 I don't play dirty. 678 00:31:22,090 --> 00:31:23,550 ♪ 679 00:31:23,550 --> 00:31:24,301 - Please. 680 00:31:24,301 --> 00:31:26,845 Kim used to have me make her cupcakes and frost them, 681 00:31:26,845 --> 00:31:28,805 and then I would leave, and she would tell her boyfriends 682 00:31:28,805 --> 00:31:31,600 that she made them all, so ya know. 683 00:31:32,851 --> 00:31:34,269 KENDALL: Kim! KIM: I didn't! 684 00:31:34,269 --> 00:31:36,480 - Stop touching them! Rude! 685 00:31:36,480 --> 00:31:38,315 - Kim plays so dirty. 686 00:31:38,315 --> 00:31:39,942 - She's a goddamn liar. 687 00:31:39,942 --> 00:31:43,737 - And she's a cheater is what she is. - She is, she is. 688 00:31:44,279 --> 00:31:47,741 Khloé! You know I worked really hard on these! 689 00:31:47,741 --> 00:31:49,368 They're sabotaging us. 690 00:31:49,368 --> 00:31:51,703 - They know they're gonna lose. - Yeah. 691 00:31:51,703 --> 00:31:53,997 - Can you blame 'em, really? I wasn't even paying attention-- 692 00:31:53,997 --> 00:31:56,834 I was just tunnel-visioned to my craft. - Yeah, yeah. 693 00:31:56,834 --> 00:31:59,711 - And what we were there to do. - Focused, focused. 694 00:31:59,711 --> 00:32:01,755 - Which was win. - Right. 695 00:32:01,755 --> 00:32:03,632 - Wait, Kendall, but I-- Don't you feel like a little garlic-- 696 00:32:03,632 --> 00:32:04,842 - No, no, no, no. I hate those things. 697 00:32:04,842 --> 00:32:08,053 KHLOÉ [softly]: Do you have garlic powder? - Yeah. Yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah. 698 00:32:09,137 --> 00:32:10,222 - Get outta here. 699 00:32:10,222 --> 00:32:14,226 - It's not some magical thing that you're putting cheese on top of guac. 700 00:32:15,060 --> 00:32:17,062 KIM: Khloé, try this. KHLOÉ: What's happening over here? 701 00:32:17,062 --> 00:32:18,272 KYLIE: Get it away from them. 702 00:32:18,272 --> 00:32:19,898 - No, you're not taking all the chips. 703 00:32:19,898 --> 00:32:22,150 KENDALL: Khloé! Khloé! KIM: Khloé, get the chips! 704 00:32:22,150 --> 00:32:24,152 ♪ 705 00:32:25,362 --> 00:32:27,114 KYLIE: Mom! KIM: Mom and Corey! 706 00:32:27,114 --> 00:32:29,074 - What the [bleep]? KHLOÉ: No. Put it down! 707 00:32:29,074 --> 00:32:30,409 KYLIE: Calm down! 708 00:32:32,494 --> 00:32:33,787 - Calm down! 709 00:32:33,787 --> 00:32:35,998 KHLOÉ: She's the one who threw them at me! 710 00:32:36,623 --> 00:32:38,542 Tryna take the chips. - Well, now we have no chips. 711 00:32:38,542 --> 00:32:40,794 Oh, we have chips on the table. KYLIE: Khloé! 712 00:32:40,794 --> 00:32:41,795 - Oh, shut up. 713 00:32:41,795 --> 00:32:44,715 Ugh, poor Kendall. I wrestled the [bleep] out of her. 714 00:32:44,715 --> 00:32:50,721 And she literally, I think, avoids me at all costs when I'm drinking. 715 00:32:51,263 --> 00:32:53,765 - I'd say, of the family, Khloé's the most aggressive, 716 00:32:53,765 --> 00:32:58,770 and then, maybe, I'm second, but only when I am drunk. 717 00:32:58,770 --> 00:33:01,106 - It's just-- She's so cute, I just wanna throw her. 718 00:33:01,106 --> 00:33:03,609 She's like a, a Great Dane, 719 00:33:03,609 --> 00:33:06,361 and she's kinda, like, ya know, she can't really walk, 720 00:33:06,361 --> 00:33:07,779 like they stumble and fall. 721 00:33:07,779 --> 00:33:09,615 Like, Kendall is so clumsy and it's so cute. 722 00:33:09,615 --> 00:33:13,202 I just love Kendall. She's so easy to throw around. 723 00:33:13,202 --> 00:33:16,288 - So bad. This one is bad. - Three, two, one! 724 00:33:16,288 --> 00:33:18,290 KENDALL: Mom! - Yeah! 725 00:33:18,290 --> 00:33:20,292 [Kim laughing] 726 00:33:21,210 --> 00:33:23,462 - Looks disgusting, guys. Looks disgusting. 727 00:33:23,462 --> 00:33:25,088 KHLOÉ: Yours is disgusting. [crosstalk] 728 00:33:25,088 --> 00:33:26,882 You guys stole the bowl. 729 00:33:26,882 --> 00:33:28,967 KENDALL [laughs]: I would never eat that. 730 00:33:28,967 --> 00:33:30,802 - This is like a real cooking show. 731 00:33:30,802 --> 00:33:32,429 COREY: Yeah, everybody's aggressive. 732 00:33:32,429 --> 00:33:34,848 - Kendall and I would like to present ours first. 733 00:33:34,848 --> 00:33:37,142 - One at a time, like this. - Okay, okay. 734 00:33:37,142 --> 00:33:38,519 - Then that. - Okay. 735 00:33:38,519 --> 00:33:40,604 - Presentation, everything. 736 00:33:40,604 --> 00:33:42,856 KHLOÉ: Take notes, you guys have pen and paper, 737 00:33:42,856 --> 00:33:44,233 what do you think? - Oh, okay. 738 00:33:44,233 --> 00:33:45,359 KENDALL: Get in there, get in the middle. 739 00:33:45,359 --> 00:33:48,946 Get the cheese, and the sour cream, and-- Ya know? 740 00:33:48,946 --> 00:33:51,740 COREY: Mm! KIM: These are homemade tortillas. 741 00:33:51,740 --> 00:33:54,117 KRIS: Who made the tortillas? Wow. 742 00:33:54,117 --> 00:33:56,078 - This is poppin'. 743 00:33:56,078 --> 00:33:58,080 KIM: Bland. Yeah, that's what you could write. 744 00:33:58,080 --> 00:33:59,831 - [laughs] She wrote "average." 745 00:33:59,831 --> 00:34:02,251 - I hope you're gonna write, "It tastes like shit." 746 00:34:02,251 --> 00:34:05,963 - [laughs] Wow. These-- You guys don't mess around. 747 00:34:05,963 --> 00:34:08,674 - Ours is called-- - Bland. 748 00:34:08,674 --> 00:34:09,925 - The Classic Kris. 749 00:34:09,925 --> 00:34:11,093 - Oh! - Ooh. 750 00:34:11,093 --> 00:34:13,929 KYLIE: So, you know-- - Don't disrespect Mom like that. 751 00:34:13,929 --> 00:34:15,305 KRIS: Way to kiss [laughs] up. 752 00:34:15,305 --> 00:34:17,724 I would like to say, as far as presentation, 753 00:34:17,724 --> 00:34:19,935 I do love both presentations equally. 754 00:34:19,935 --> 00:34:22,437 This is very traditional-- 755 00:34:22,437 --> 00:34:25,941 - We weren't given the same bowl! - I know. I, y-- I'm not finished. 756 00:34:25,941 --> 00:34:28,235 You're not supposed to yell at the judges. 757 00:34:28,235 --> 00:34:29,236 - Sorry. 758 00:34:29,236 --> 00:34:31,321 You're right about that. - So, this-- 759 00:34:31,321 --> 00:34:33,657 I mean, what the [bleep]? 760 00:34:33,657 --> 00:34:35,367 KYLIE: So, which one do you like better? 761 00:34:35,367 --> 00:34:37,244 - Yeah, what do you like best? - Flavor-wise? 762 00:34:37,244 --> 00:34:39,955 - Wait. Um, if you'll step away for a second 763 00:34:39,955 --> 00:34:42,332 because I have to talk to my fellow judge for a second. 764 00:34:42,332 --> 00:34:45,210 KIM: M'kay, guys, let's hug it out 'cause we're good. 765 00:34:45,210 --> 00:34:46,962 - I'm happy if you guys win. 766 00:34:46,962 --> 00:34:48,213 - Aw. - Yeah. 767 00:34:48,213 --> 00:34:50,048 - I'm not happy if you win. 768 00:34:50,340 --> 00:34:52,759 - Okay, so we're ready with our results. 769 00:34:52,759 --> 00:34:54,344 Ladies! - Yeah, sorry. 770 00:34:54,344 --> 00:34:55,971 - My decision-- 771 00:34:57,556 --> 00:34:59,016 [gasps] - It's upside-down. 772 00:34:59,016 --> 00:35:00,100 - Kendall and Kylie. 773 00:35:00,100 --> 00:35:02,311 KRIS: Is Kendall and Kylie. - I know you guys are such pussies... 774 00:35:02,311 --> 00:35:03,729 - And you're gonna pick us. - ...and you're gonna pick us 775 00:35:03,729 --> 00:35:06,231 'cause you guys have to, like, split it down the middle. 776 00:35:06,231 --> 00:35:08,984 - No! - They have a 10, I scored them at a 10, 777 00:35:08,984 --> 00:35:10,819 and I scored them at a 12. 778 00:35:10,819 --> 00:35:12,154 [gasps] KRIS: It's a draw. 779 00:35:12,154 --> 00:35:13,155 KENDALL: So we all have to take a shot. 780 00:35:13,155 --> 00:35:14,656 - But truly, it's a draw. - Now everybody gotta take a shot. 781 00:35:14,656 --> 00:35:17,784 - Tie-schmie because a tie 782 00:35:17,784 --> 00:35:21,705 is just my mom not being able to pick a side. 783 00:35:21,705 --> 00:35:25,250 - She just wants it to be fair, and not hurt anybody's feelings. 784 00:35:25,584 --> 00:35:28,086 And I really don't appreciate it. 785 00:35:28,086 --> 00:35:32,466 - If it was a blind taste test, we would've absolutely won. 786 00:35:32,466 --> 00:35:34,343 - I don't care what anyone says, we definitely won. 787 00:35:34,343 --> 00:35:39,056 Corey is still eating our guacamole, and the competition's over. 788 00:35:39,056 --> 00:35:42,100 So... that says a lot. 789 00:35:42,100 --> 00:35:44,937 You guys are actually-- Mom, you're-- are a severe liar. 790 00:35:44,937 --> 00:35:46,522 - I need a chaser. 791 00:35:46,522 --> 00:35:48,190 - Theirs was a little more flavorful. 792 00:35:48,190 --> 00:35:51,109 I think we needed a little more salt and a little more lime, if you ask me. 793 00:35:51,109 --> 00:35:55,322 - Okay... I, I did. I did. - But our presentation was gorgeous. 794 00:35:55,322 --> 00:35:57,616 You did ask me? - You tried it and you said perfect. 795 00:35:57,616 --> 00:35:59,243 - Did I? - Yeah. 796 00:35:59,243 --> 00:36:01,995 - All right, listen, it's a draw. 797 00:36:01,995 --> 00:36:05,415 You guys are all talented guacamole chefs. 798 00:36:05,415 --> 00:36:07,543 I admire your skills... - Guacamole. 799 00:36:07,543 --> 00:36:09,336 - ...and I salute you! 800 00:36:09,336 --> 00:36:12,297 - Salute! [Kris speaking Spanish badly] 801 00:36:12,297 --> 00:36:14,883 - No, no. No, you c-- Mom, 802 00:36:14,883 --> 00:36:17,177 you gotta-- [Corey laughs] 803 00:36:17,177 --> 00:36:20,848 [Kim/Khloé speaking Spanish] 804 00:36:20,848 --> 00:36:22,349 [laughter] What is it? 805 00:36:22,349 --> 00:36:23,892 To the left, to the right, I don't know. 806 00:36:23,892 --> 00:36:25,727 - We're the best judges. - You're all winners! 807 00:36:25,727 --> 00:36:27,563 Winners, winners, winners, winners. 808 00:36:27,563 --> 00:36:30,190 - That's right. - Es la verdad. 809 00:36:30,816 --> 00:36:32,985 [birds cawing] 810 00:36:33,861 --> 00:36:37,030 ♪ upbeat music playing ♪ 811 00:36:49,251 --> 00:36:51,253 - We always love going on family trips. 812 00:36:51,253 --> 00:36:54,756 We love being together, we love just being silly, 813 00:36:54,756 --> 00:36:58,510 and, like, we're doing nothing, but it's so much fun. 814 00:36:58,510 --> 00:37:01,722 So, we wanna take a couple thirst trap photos. 815 00:37:01,722 --> 00:37:04,433 Wh-- Just why not? 816 00:37:06,810 --> 00:37:08,228 Where is Kendall? PHOTOGRAPHER: Do exactly that. 817 00:37:08,228 --> 00:37:10,647 Exactly that, but keep playing with your hair. 818 00:37:12,316 --> 00:37:15,402 [camera clicking] Ready? 819 00:37:15,402 --> 00:37:17,446 - This is so good! 820 00:37:17,446 --> 00:37:21,283 Yes, it's the supermodel! 821 00:37:21,658 --> 00:37:23,493 - These are our years, Kendall. 822 00:37:23,493 --> 00:37:26,705 - They are our years. - I'm 25, you're, like, 30. 823 00:37:26,705 --> 00:37:30,250 - Kylie, that is [laughs] so rude. - And-- What? 824 00:37:30,250 --> 00:37:32,169 - I'm 27. 825 00:37:32,169 --> 00:37:34,296 I have two more good years in me. 826 00:37:34,296 --> 00:37:36,381 - You're basically 30. - Okay. 827 00:37:36,381 --> 00:37:38,675 - So when I turn 27, you can call me 30, too. 828 00:37:38,675 --> 00:37:41,720 - Okay. - But you'll be 40 by that time. 829 00:37:41,720 --> 00:37:43,305 ♪ 830 00:37:43,305 --> 00:37:47,100 KENDALL: I'm literally 22 months older than you. 831 00:37:47,684 --> 00:37:49,603 ♪ 832 00:37:51,563 --> 00:37:53,649 [crickets chirping] 833 00:37:55,609 --> 00:37:57,444 KHLOÉ: I am so hungry. 834 00:37:57,444 --> 00:38:00,072 KRIS: Oh, wow. COREY: That looks good. 835 00:38:00,072 --> 00:38:02,032 KRIS: That's gorgeous with the potatoes. 836 00:38:02,032 --> 00:38:03,951 KENDALL: I would love one of those. 837 00:38:03,951 --> 00:38:06,537 KRIS: Ohh. KYLIE: Are they all shrimp? I'll have one. 838 00:38:06,537 --> 00:38:08,956 [all thanking waitstaff] 839 00:38:11,166 --> 00:38:15,462 KHLOÉ: Kendall, I love when supermodels eat like savages. 840 00:38:15,462 --> 00:38:18,215 [Kris laughing] - It's like nipplegate over here. 841 00:38:18,215 --> 00:38:20,008 - I'm freezing. - Jeez. 842 00:38:20,008 --> 00:38:21,760 KHLOÉ: I love nipples. 843 00:38:21,760 --> 00:38:22,845 We all got them. 844 00:38:22,845 --> 00:38:24,137 - But you don't like titties. 845 00:38:24,137 --> 00:38:26,974 - N-- I don't like the word. KRIS: Chi-chis. Chi-chis. 846 00:38:26,974 --> 00:38:30,060 - Don't even think about it. [laughter] 847 00:38:30,060 --> 00:38:32,604 - It's just so fun to be all here together, 848 00:38:32,604 --> 00:38:37,401 and, literally, like old times, like, without a care in the world. 849 00:38:37,401 --> 00:38:38,819 It's so much fun. 850 00:38:38,819 --> 00:38:44,449 To grow up and be 16 and 17 years older than Kendall and Kylie, 851 00:38:44,449 --> 00:38:48,537 I always thought that I would never really have a lot in common with them, 852 00:38:48,537 --> 00:38:49,872 we'd never really hang out, 853 00:38:49,872 --> 00:38:54,126 and now, I just love and respect them so much as, like, women, 854 00:38:54,126 --> 00:38:57,838 and, like, friends of mine, that's, like, a trip to me. 855 00:38:57,838 --> 00:39:00,465 - It's so weird to think that there was a time that 856 00:39:00,465 --> 00:39:02,467 Kylie and I were too young 857 00:39:03,135 --> 00:39:06,847 to, like, go out with them, or to go have a drink, or, like, whatever. 858 00:39:06,847 --> 00:39:09,558 I can only imagine from their perspective how much weirder that is, 859 00:39:09,558 --> 00:39:13,270 but I kinda look at it with my, like, nieces and nephews as well 860 00:39:13,270 --> 00:39:15,314 'cause I think, one day, they're all gonna be old enough 861 00:39:15,314 --> 00:39:17,566 that me and Kylie will probably be hanging with them. 862 00:39:17,566 --> 00:39:20,444 It's really kind of cool that now Kylie and I get to do 863 00:39:20,444 --> 00:39:22,321 what my older sisters did with us. 864 00:39:22,321 --> 00:39:25,365 - Oh, my God! Guys, look at this. 865 00:39:25,365 --> 00:39:28,243 - Oh. I was like, what's this music? - What's happening? 866 00:39:28,243 --> 00:39:30,204 [all screaming] 867 00:39:31,330 --> 00:39:35,000 ♪ upbeat music playing ♪ [all screaming] 868 00:39:35,000 --> 00:39:37,252 [laughter, cheering] 869 00:39:39,755 --> 00:39:41,632 - I would definitely burn myself. 870 00:39:41,632 --> 00:39:45,093 - Hopefully, you won't be doing this without adult supervision. 871 00:39:45,093 --> 00:39:47,763 [all cheering] 872 00:39:49,223 --> 00:39:50,516 - The drama. 873 00:39:51,725 --> 00:39:53,936 - Yeah! 874 00:39:54,144 --> 00:39:56,355 Amazing! KRIS: Thank you! 875 00:39:56,355 --> 00:39:59,066 - We love you! [cheering] 876 00:39:59,066 --> 00:40:00,484 - I'm gonna go finish packing. 877 00:40:00,484 --> 00:40:02,444 I'll try to cough this phlegm out of my throat. 878 00:40:02,444 --> 00:40:03,946 KRIS: Okay. KHLOÉ: Gorgeous. 879 00:40:03,946 --> 00:40:05,239 - I need to pack, too. 880 00:40:05,239 --> 00:40:07,866 KHLOÉ: Your DMs will be filled after that statement. 881 00:40:07,866 --> 00:40:09,701 - Right? - 'Kay, group chat me. 882 00:40:09,701 --> 00:40:11,828 - I'm gonna pack. - They on it, they in it. 883 00:40:11,828 --> 00:40:13,372 - Bye, Kyles. KYLIE: Bye! 884 00:40:17,209 --> 00:40:19,545 KHLOÉ: Kourt and Kim are still goin' at it. 885 00:40:19,545 --> 00:40:20,838 - Stop. 886 00:40:20,838 --> 00:40:22,381 - Mm-hm. 887 00:40:22,381 --> 00:40:26,134 - Like, I feel bad that Kourt feels the way she feels. 888 00:40:26,134 --> 00:40:28,136 - We don't know when the other one's watching an edit, 889 00:40:28,136 --> 00:40:32,474 so she'll start sending these scathing text messages for no reason. 890 00:40:32,474 --> 00:40:34,768 She'll say, "And at this minute, you said this. 891 00:40:34,768 --> 00:40:36,854 "And then at this minute, I saw Khloé say this, 892 00:40:36,854 --> 00:40:38,188 and [bleep] you, Khloé." 893 00:40:38,188 --> 00:40:40,941 And I'm like, "Oh, she's probably watching an edit 894 00:40:40,941 --> 00:40:43,777 and is, like, mad all over again." 895 00:40:43,777 --> 00:40:48,532 - Sometimes, I don't feel... understood. 896 00:40:48,532 --> 00:40:52,411 I think it gets played out in, like, an unnatural way 897 00:40:52,411 --> 00:40:54,746 through the show with watching the edits 898 00:40:54,746 --> 00:40:56,331 and, like, the interviews, 899 00:40:56,331 --> 00:41:00,169 and it just brings it up where people would just move on. 900 00:41:00,169 --> 00:41:01,128 - Yeah. 901 00:41:01,128 --> 00:41:03,630 I'm so excited to wash my face. 902 00:41:03,630 --> 00:41:06,925 - I'm so excited to watch the next episode of Yellowstone. 903 00:41:06,925 --> 00:41:09,219 - Mm, I can't wait. 904 00:41:09,219 --> 00:41:13,557 - It wasn't for you, I would be a Yellowstone star. 905 00:41:13,557 --> 00:41:15,893 - I know. So, they asked Corey. 906 00:41:15,893 --> 00:41:19,021 - They asked you to be on Yellowstone and you said no? 907 00:41:19,021 --> 00:41:21,273 - Correct, 'cause I told him to say no. 908 00:41:21,273 --> 00:41:24,318 - Why would you tell him to turn down Yellowstone? 909 00:41:24,318 --> 00:41:28,405 - Because I thought he was gonna have to have a romantic relationship. 910 00:41:28,405 --> 00:41:30,407 - Okay. - Mm. 911 00:41:30,407 --> 00:41:34,286 - But if they said they wanted you to star and kiss with Kevin Costner, 912 00:41:34,286 --> 00:41:36,622 I'm sure you would take it. - Oh, that's a hard yes. 913 00:41:36,622 --> 00:41:39,666 - Okay, so, bring on the saddle. 914 00:41:39,666 --> 00:41:41,502 - Now I know my next role. 915 00:41:41,502 --> 00:41:44,213 - Oh, my God. - Now you know your next roleplay. 916 00:41:44,213 --> 00:41:47,299 You're Kevin Costner. [laughter] 917 00:41:47,299 --> 00:41:49,259 - Saddle up, Corey. 918 00:41:49,259 --> 00:41:50,802 - No, he's the best. 919 00:41:50,802 --> 00:41:53,388 - And you never not wear silk. 920 00:41:53,388 --> 00:41:55,474 - The other night, I wore vicuña. 921 00:41:55,474 --> 00:41:56,892 KRIS/KIM: What's vicuña? 922 00:41:56,892 --> 00:41:59,478 - Vicuña with you? What's vicuña with you? 923 00:41:59,478 --> 00:42:01,396 [laughter] KIM: What is vicuña? 924 00:42:01,396 --> 00:42:02,606 - Y'all gotta get on that. 925 00:42:02,606 --> 00:42:04,816 Listen, trust me. - What's the vicuña with you? 926 00:42:04,816 --> 00:42:06,401 - Hey, trust me. [Kris laughing] 927 00:42:06,401 --> 00:42:08,904 - I've never even heard of this. - Look at Mom. 928 00:42:08,904 --> 00:42:10,572 - Did you take a weed gummy? 929 00:42:10,572 --> 00:42:12,783 - Yeah, I don't what the [bleep] happened. - What is the vicuña with you? 930 00:42:12,783 --> 00:42:15,786 - Y'all cannot mix me with that, that's different. - That is so good. 931 00:42:15,786 --> 00:42:17,788 [Kris laughing] 932 00:42:19,122 --> 00:42:21,166 - I'm still here, I'm right here. 933 00:42:21,166 --> 00:42:22,876 BOTH: Peek-a-boo. 934 00:42:22,876 --> 00:42:26,588 KRIS: What, what is the vicuña with-- [laughs] 935 00:42:26,588 --> 00:42:29,758 - All I want for my mom is to be happy, and to laugh, 936 00:42:29,758 --> 00:42:31,134 and have a good time. 937 00:42:31,134 --> 00:42:34,263 She is giving me flashbacks to Palm Springs right now. 938 00:42:34,263 --> 00:42:36,348 [Kris laughing] 939 00:42:37,182 --> 00:42:39,601 - Oh, my God, Khloé, when's the last-- 940 00:42:39,601 --> 00:42:40,894 KHLOÉ: Are you okay? 941 00:42:40,894 --> 00:42:42,062 KRIS: Yeah. 942 00:42:42,729 --> 00:42:44,147 Oh, my God! 943 00:42:44,147 --> 00:42:47,651 - Oh, it's a hyena, but she's in a zebra outfit. 944 00:42:47,651 --> 00:42:52,155 That's not what zebras sound like. - You guys, what is the vicuña with you? 945 00:42:52,155 --> 00:42:56,743 Listen, if I indulge in any way, shape, or form 946 00:42:56,743 --> 00:43:00,664 at the end of a day, it's well deserved. 947 00:43:00,664 --> 00:43:04,626 [laughter] I just need a little touch-up. 948 00:43:04,626 --> 00:43:08,714 And you know what, it's exactly what these vacations are for. 949 00:43:08,714 --> 00:43:10,132 Okay, guys. 950 00:43:10,132 --> 00:43:12,551 [Kris grunts] COREY: You should not walk in those shoes. 951 00:43:12,551 --> 00:43:14,678 - Nope, not gonna walk. 952 00:43:15,179 --> 00:43:18,849 Not gonna walk, not gonna walk, not gonna walk. 953 00:43:20,976 --> 00:43:22,811 - What just happened? 954 00:43:22,811 --> 00:43:25,814 ♪ upbeat music playing ♪ 955 00:43:38,410 --> 00:43:43,999 KIM: So, your job is to get all the beiges this way and in here. 956 00:43:43,999 --> 00:43:46,668 KRIS: I think Hell froze over. 957 00:43:46,668 --> 00:43:48,295 KIM: Why? KRIS: Because-- 958 00:43:48,295 --> 00:43:49,546 KIM: I'm playing Backgammon? 959 00:43:49,546 --> 00:43:52,341 - Corey and Kendall are chatting. 960 00:43:52,341 --> 00:43:54,968 KIM: Oh, shit. I forgot. KRIS: Yeah, it's only taken us, 961 00:43:54,968 --> 00:43:57,179 what, two seasons for them to talk? KIM: They haven't talked-- 962 00:43:57,179 --> 00:43:59,097 - No, they haven't talked since Palm Springs. 963 00:43:59,097 --> 00:44:01,099 - Exactly. - Of Keeping Up With the Kardashians. 964 00:44:01,099 --> 00:44:02,726 - That's right. 965 00:44:03,310 --> 00:44:05,938 That's why I love these family trips, 966 00:44:05,938 --> 00:44:08,482 and they're very necessary. - Oh, wow. 967 00:44:08,482 --> 00:44:11,860 - Very necessary, ya hear me? 968 00:44:11,860 --> 00:44:14,821 KENDALL: Corey and I, we were close for a while, 969 00:44:14,821 --> 00:44:17,407 and then Kylie and I had a big sister fight, 970 00:44:17,407 --> 00:44:20,744 and... he tried to intervene into it, 971 00:44:20,744 --> 00:44:23,580 and so, that caused a little problem between us. 972 00:44:23,580 --> 00:44:25,582 We apologized and we got over it, 973 00:44:25,582 --> 00:44:27,668 but it never really-- it just kinda stayed here, 974 00:44:27,668 --> 00:44:29,002 it never really did this. 975 00:44:29,002 --> 00:44:31,672 So I think that's-- Sometimes, that's what makes 976 00:44:31,672 --> 00:44:34,508 these family trips really important 'cause then it gives Corey and I 977 00:44:34,508 --> 00:44:38,053 the opportunity to slow down and actually spend some time together, 978 00:44:38,053 --> 00:44:40,472 and slowly do that. 979 00:44:41,223 --> 00:44:42,432 KRIS: Oh! 980 00:44:42,432 --> 00:44:45,352 KENDALL: Wow! KIM: Mr. Silk. Smooth as silk. 981 00:44:45,352 --> 00:44:46,812 KHLOÉ: Yeah, I love that color, Corey. 982 00:44:46,812 --> 00:44:48,897 - Fresh shower. KRIS: Ready to get on that plane, baby. 983 00:44:48,897 --> 00:44:50,941 KENDALL: I know it's 10:00 A.M., but I'm-- 984 00:44:52,693 --> 00:44:54,403 BOTH: Really? 985 00:44:54,403 --> 00:44:56,446 - [laughing] I'm sitting here and I'm like, 986 00:44:56,446 --> 00:44:59,241 "Okay, just act like it's 10:00 A.M." 987 00:44:59,241 --> 00:45:01,034 - Good for you. 988 00:45:01,034 --> 00:45:05,455 - Well, we're gonna miss this place, but it was therapeutic. 989 00:45:06,331 --> 00:45:10,252 Don't you feel, like, a little renewed? Like, we could go home and, like-- 990 00:45:10,961 --> 00:45:11,920 No. - Seize the day. 991 00:45:11,920 --> 00:45:13,130 - Seize the day. 992 00:45:13,130 --> 00:45:16,383 - This was such a short trip, but it was everything we needed. 993 00:45:16,383 --> 00:45:19,636 I feel like we all got to recharge. 994 00:45:19,636 --> 00:45:22,055 I feel like this is the beginning of 995 00:45:22,055 --> 00:45:26,852 my shedding, transformative next couple years. 996 00:45:26,852 --> 00:45:31,648 But I-I always know, as soon as I walk through the doors of my house, 997 00:45:31,648 --> 00:45:34,318 I'm like, "All right, give it to me, what's about to happen? 998 00:45:34,318 --> 00:45:38,280 What was the drama I missed? What broke, what's this, what's that?" 999 00:45:38,280 --> 00:45:40,115 - Well, we don't have anything to toast with, 1000 00:45:40,115 --> 00:45:42,659 but, uh, we can spiritually toast to everybody 1001 00:45:42,659 --> 00:45:46,079 and their beautiful soul, to more good health, more wealth, 1002 00:45:46,079 --> 00:45:47,789 and lotsa love throughout '23. 1003 00:45:47,789 --> 00:45:49,208 - More good times. - Yes. 1004 00:45:49,208 --> 00:45:52,461 More good times, 2023. KIM: More good days. 1005 00:45:52,461 --> 00:45:55,797 - This trip has been great. A lot of quality time. 1006 00:45:55,797 --> 00:45:58,091 It was quick and easy. I felt like it was perfect. 1007 00:45:58,091 --> 00:46:01,929 - I loved it. My favorite part is just when we all get out of LA together, 1008 00:46:01,929 --> 00:46:03,597 and we're forced to be in a house together, 1009 00:46:03,597 --> 00:46:05,766 and we always have the best time. - Mm-hm. Mm-hm. 1010 00:46:05,766 --> 00:46:08,185 - So, I just liked being with all you guys. 1011 00:46:08,185 --> 00:46:09,394 - [quietly] That's sweet. 1012 00:46:09,394 --> 00:46:10,938 - Cheers, guys. 1013 00:46:10,938 --> 00:46:12,648 KYLIE: I love you all. COREY: Cheers. 1014 00:46:12,648 --> 00:46:15,067 KIM: I'm on such a different vibe that I feel like 1015 00:46:15,067 --> 00:46:17,027 this year I'm gonna continue that. 1016 00:46:17,027 --> 00:46:21,114 I'm just seeking happiness, and I'm just seeking new energy. 1017 00:46:21,114 --> 00:46:24,826 I wanna be cool with everyone. I don't want any issues with anyone. 1018 00:46:24,826 --> 00:46:26,286 Just good vibes. 1019 00:46:26,286 --> 00:46:27,621 KYLIE: Love you. - Love you, guys. 1020 00:46:27,621 --> 00:46:29,206 Love you, Kenny. - Cheers, everyone. 1021 00:46:29,206 --> 00:46:29,998 - Love you, Ky. 1022 00:46:29,998 --> 00:46:31,625 This has been the perfect trip. 1023 00:46:31,625 --> 00:46:33,877 A great reconnect with everybody, 1024 00:46:33,877 --> 00:46:36,380 and now we've got our energy back, 1025 00:46:36,380 --> 00:46:39,049 and we can go home, and get back to work, 1026 00:46:39,049 --> 00:46:42,261 and we just really needed this. 1027 00:46:45,556 --> 00:46:48,183 KIM: Next on The Kardashians... 1028 00:46:48,183 --> 00:46:51,562 - Meghan Trainor asked me if I would be in her music video. 1029 00:46:51,562 --> 00:46:53,605 - ♪ Get it, girl, get it, girl ♪ 1030 00:46:53,939 --> 00:46:55,774 COREY: Don't wear see-through clothes. 1031 00:46:55,774 --> 00:46:56,859 - See-through clothes? 1032 00:46:56,859 --> 00:46:59,319 - I don't know what happenin' in these videos these days. 1033 00:46:59,319 --> 00:47:00,612 ♪ 1034 00:47:00,612 --> 00:47:02,739 SPEAKER: Welcome to "Keeping Up with the Harvard Business School." 1035 00:47:02,739 --> 00:47:04,283 KIM: Yes! 1036 00:47:04,283 --> 00:47:05,909 - Your level of insights, your convictions, 1037 00:47:05,909 --> 00:47:07,911 are on par with the best consumer CEOs. - Did you hear that? 1038 00:47:07,911 --> 00:47:10,455 Did you hear that? SPEAKER: Did you hear that, America? 1039 00:47:10,455 --> 00:47:13,458 - How come I f-- Like, I meet my person, 1040 00:47:13,458 --> 00:47:15,586 I've done so much wrong things. 1041 00:47:15,586 --> 00:47:18,213 I'm like, why, why, why put you through that? 1042 00:47:25,804 --> 00:47:28,807 - We are over budget, we're over time. 1043 00:47:28,807 --> 00:47:32,644 - No matter where I turn, there is just problem after problem. 1044 00:47:32,644 --> 00:47:34,062 - The whole thing is a nightmare at the moment. 1045 00:47:34,062 --> 00:47:36,064 - What else could really happen? 1046 00:47:36,857 --> 00:47:41,195 - I'm going to Ohio to meet Kevin Keith and Kevin's family for the first time. 1047 00:47:41,195 --> 00:47:44,990 He's someone that I've been fighting for that's been incarcerated for 28 years. 1048 00:47:44,990 --> 00:47:46,575 - When you see somethin' that's wrong 1049 00:47:46,575 --> 00:47:49,536 and you say, "I can't accept it, I've gotta say something." 1050 00:47:49,536 --> 00:47:51,538 - Well, I'm here to say something. 1051 00:47:54,041 --> 00:47:57,044 ♪ upbeat music playing ♪ 1052 00:48:12,809 --> 00:48:14,811 ♪ 1053 00:48:33,956 --> 00:48:35,666 - I don't like deep, open water. 1054 00:48:35,666 --> 00:48:38,460 I don't like dark water, I won't go in a lake. 1055 00:48:38,460 --> 00:48:40,295 I'm not boujee about a lotta things. 1056 00:48:40,295 --> 00:48:42,464 When it comes to water, 1057 00:48:42,464 --> 00:48:45,133 I will be the boujee-ist [bleep] you've ever met. 1058 00:48:45,133 --> 00:48:48,679 Just, like, if I was lost at sea and on a raft, 1059 00:48:48,679 --> 00:48:51,682 and then I saw the eye. [gasps] 1060 00:48:52,432 --> 00:48:55,352 The eye of the whale. It's, like-- Oh, my God. 1061 00:48:55,352 --> 00:48:57,020 Have you ever read a Snapple tip? 1062 00:48:57,020 --> 00:48:59,231 On the top, ya know, they give you a fact? 1063 00:48:59,565 --> 00:49:04,903 A blue whale's heart is as big as a baby yellow school bus. 1064 00:49:04,903 --> 00:49:06,905 I always get that Snapple fact. 1065 00:49:06,905 --> 00:49:08,115 That's weird. 1066 00:49:08,115 --> 00:49:09,700 It's not for me.