1 00:00:01,000 --> 00:00:04,003 ♪ upbeat music playing ♪ 2 00:00:05,130 --> 00:00:07,591 KIM: Previously on The Kardashians... 3 00:00:07,591 --> 00:00:11,220 - You have to give yourself a break because every time I come over here, 4 00:00:11,220 --> 00:00:12,429 you're the mother of the year. 5 00:00:12,429 --> 00:00:15,307 You're the most attentive person to all of us. 6 00:00:15,682 --> 00:00:17,518 KIM: Look excited. 7 00:00:17,518 --> 00:00:18,602 KHLOÉ: Kimberly! 8 00:00:18,602 --> 00:00:20,854 Kim's Malibu house is for the family, 9 00:00:20,854 --> 00:00:23,690 and this is where we're gonna have barbecues and our summers, 10 00:00:23,690 --> 00:00:25,108 and it's all for the kids. 11 00:00:25,108 --> 00:00:27,110 - I'm throwing Mom's birthday party. 12 00:00:27,110 --> 00:00:31,031 How funny would it be if everyone who comes to the party 13 00:00:31,031 --> 00:00:32,783 is dressed like Kris Jenner? 14 00:00:32,783 --> 00:00:35,786 I'm getting Kris'd. STYLIST: Oh, my God. 15 00:00:36,995 --> 00:00:39,790 - Oh, my-- [laughs] [screaming] 16 00:00:39,790 --> 00:00:42,084 Oh, my God, what is happening?! 17 00:00:42,292 --> 00:00:48,340 I never would've imagined walking in to dozens of mes. 18 00:00:48,340 --> 00:00:51,093 This meant so much to celebrate my birthday 19 00:00:51,093 --> 00:00:54,805 with my kids, and my friends, and my family. 20 00:00:54,805 --> 00:00:56,014 This is what it's all about. 21 00:00:56,014 --> 00:00:59,142 And let's not forget, I'm 40. 22 00:01:01,061 --> 00:01:03,063 ♪ 23 00:01:07,442 --> 00:01:09,611 ♪ 24 00:01:10,612 --> 00:01:11,822 ♪ Let me show you something ♪ 25 00:01:11,822 --> 00:01:13,991 ♪ Let me show you somethin', it's a good life, it's a good vibe ♪ 26 00:01:13,991 --> 00:01:16,159 ♪ It's a good time, uh, yeah, we never done ♪ 27 00:01:16,159 --> 00:01:17,244 ♪ Let me show you something ♪ 28 00:01:20,539 --> 00:01:22,666 ♪ Let me show you somethin' ♪ 29 00:01:22,666 --> 00:01:23,750 ♪ Yeah, let me show you somethin' ♪ 30 00:01:26,753 --> 00:01:30,090 SCOTT: Yello! - Hey! 31 00:01:30,090 --> 00:01:31,550 - What's happenin'? 32 00:01:31,550 --> 00:01:33,093 - Do you wanna eat something? 33 00:01:33,093 --> 00:01:35,804 - Um... I'd take a tea. 34 00:01:35,804 --> 00:01:37,472 You got a little tea? - Hot tea? 35 00:01:37,472 --> 00:01:39,850 - Yeah, you know, uh, now I ask for tea when I go places. 36 00:01:39,850 --> 00:01:41,935 - I like your hair. Hold on, let me get you a tea. 37 00:01:41,935 --> 00:01:43,103 What do you want in it? 38 00:01:43,103 --> 00:01:44,938 - Maybe a little chamomile, a little honey, a little lemon. 39 00:01:44,938 --> 00:01:46,773 How ya doin'? - Okay. Chef? 40 00:01:46,773 --> 00:01:48,525 CHEF: Yes. - Could we get a chamomile tea, 41 00:01:48,525 --> 00:01:50,360 a little honey, a little lemon? 42 00:01:51,111 --> 00:01:53,655 - And a "How ya doin'?" KRIS: And a "How ya doin'?" 43 00:01:53,655 --> 00:01:55,115 - That's what I'm talkin' 'bout. 44 00:01:55,616 --> 00:01:57,242 - He thinks I'm crazy. 45 00:01:57,701 --> 00:02:00,370 I love the Jewish star. I love the chrome hearts. 46 00:02:00,370 --> 00:02:02,164 - I have to represent for my Jews these days. 47 00:02:02,164 --> 00:02:03,498 - Thank God. 48 00:02:03,498 --> 00:02:06,043 Are we excited for Mason's bar mitzvah? 49 00:02:06,043 --> 00:02:08,253 - Are you excited? I am, yeah. - I am beyond. 50 00:02:08,253 --> 00:02:10,672 - I'm sitting-- The tutor's comin' today. 51 00:02:10,672 --> 00:02:12,216 - He's so happy. - She comes a few times a week. 52 00:02:12,216 --> 00:02:14,051 - He likes the tutor. 53 00:02:14,384 --> 00:02:18,722 People ask me all the time what was my favorite part 54 00:02:18,722 --> 00:02:21,892 in all of our episodes, all of our shows combined, 55 00:02:21,892 --> 00:02:25,604 and my answer will always be when Mason was born 56 00:02:25,604 --> 00:02:28,565 because that was a very special time for me, 57 00:02:28,565 --> 00:02:30,651 and I was so emotional, 58 00:02:30,651 --> 00:02:34,238 and just being in the room when Kourtney was giving birth to Mason, 59 00:02:34,238 --> 00:02:36,365 my first-born grandchild. 60 00:02:36,365 --> 00:02:40,661 I can't believe that he's going to have a bar mitzvah, 61 00:02:40,661 --> 00:02:44,164 that 13 years have gone by since that time. 62 00:02:44,164 --> 00:02:49,086 It's just remarkable to me to look back. That seems like yesterday. 63 00:02:49,086 --> 00:02:52,422 Tell me about-- some more about Mason. What are you gonna do? 64 00:02:52,422 --> 00:02:54,925 - So, we're tryin' to figure out where we're gonna have 65 00:02:54,925 --> 00:02:56,385 his actual bar mitzvah, 66 00:02:56,385 --> 00:02:58,637 and then we're gonna have his party in the city. 67 00:02:58,637 --> 00:03:00,639 - Are you gonna do it in a synagogue? 68 00:03:00,639 --> 00:03:02,724 - We might not do it in an synagogue 69 00:03:02,724 --> 00:03:05,269 and do it in a private setting with, like, a rabbi and stuff, 70 00:03:05,269 --> 00:03:07,271 and do it maybe, like, outside... - Oh, nice. 71 00:03:07,271 --> 00:03:09,565 - ...which is different 'cause I did it in a temple. 72 00:03:09,565 --> 00:03:11,441 - Do you want me to get up and say anything? 73 00:03:11,441 --> 00:03:13,610 - Yeah, you gotta light a candle. - Right. 74 00:03:13,610 --> 00:03:16,154 And what do I say when I light the candle? - That's up to you. 75 00:03:16,154 --> 00:03:18,907 You're proud of him, eh, things like that. - 'Kay. 76 00:03:18,907 --> 00:03:20,993 - You live for this. - Yeah. 77 00:03:20,993 --> 00:03:24,371 Oh, I went to go get a body scan and they said I was 40. 78 00:03:24,371 --> 00:03:27,499 I'm like literally 40 years old. - How much did you pay them? 79 00:03:27,499 --> 00:03:30,711 - [laughs] You're such an [bleep]. 80 00:03:31,170 --> 00:03:32,963 - I love you, but you're not 40. - I'm in great shape. 81 00:03:32,963 --> 00:03:35,132 You are a buzzkill. - Not a buzzkill! 82 00:03:35,132 --> 00:03:37,843 - You're a [bleep] buzzkill. - There's no kill and there's no buzz. 83 00:03:37,843 --> 00:03:41,138 You're gorgeous. You just put a hip in, you're not 40. 84 00:03:41,138 --> 00:03:44,349 - I'm gonna put another hip in in the next few years. - If you said 50, I'd go with it. 85 00:03:44,349 --> 00:03:46,977 - They said I was totally 40. 86 00:03:46,977 --> 00:03:50,522 I think that feeling young is a state of mind, 87 00:03:50,522 --> 00:03:54,318 and I don't think having 12 grandkids hurts anything either. 88 00:03:54,318 --> 00:03:56,320 It keeps me on my toes. 89 00:03:56,320 --> 00:03:58,363 - Have you ever thought about retiring or no? 90 00:03:58,363 --> 00:04:00,407 - I am never going to retire. 91 00:04:00,407 --> 00:04:01,783 - Yeah. Anyway, you're 40. - I think once-- 92 00:04:01,783 --> 00:04:04,036 Yeah, exactly. I've got a long way to go. 93 00:04:04,036 --> 00:04:06,955 - You should start doin' like a... a Kris school, 94 00:04:06,955 --> 00:04:09,458 start runnin' out like what's his name. 95 00:04:09,458 --> 00:04:10,542 - Tony Robbins. - Yeah. 96 00:04:10,542 --> 00:04:12,628 - Yeah. - But with you? Get people jumpin'. 97 00:04:12,628 --> 00:04:16,340 [laughs] You wanna be 40 at my age? Let's go! 98 00:04:16,340 --> 00:04:18,467 - [laughs] Oh, my God. 99 00:04:18,842 --> 00:04:20,844 ♪ 100 00:04:29,561 --> 00:04:31,396 ROB [on phone]: Yo. - Hi. 101 00:04:32,105 --> 00:04:33,815 ROB: Hey. - Um-- 102 00:04:33,815 --> 00:04:35,526 ROB: Hello. - Hello. 103 00:04:35,526 --> 00:04:38,737 So, I know you wanna talk about throwing Dream's party, 104 00:04:38,737 --> 00:04:41,573 and I know you said she wrote a list. 105 00:04:42,157 --> 00:04:45,494 ROB: She wants like a three-tier cake. I'm pretty sure she said. 106 00:04:45,494 --> 00:04:48,121 I forget the exact flavor she asked for, but-- 107 00:04:48,121 --> 00:04:51,583 - I'm sure she'll tell us, but okay. ROB: Yeah, I'll get the details. 108 00:04:51,583 --> 00:04:55,629 - Dream is my niece. Dream is Rob's daughter. 109 00:04:55,629 --> 00:04:58,423 And she is the cutest little thing ever. 110 00:04:58,423 --> 00:05:01,677 I am helping Rob plan Dream's birthday. 111 00:05:01,677 --> 00:05:05,764 Dream is gonna turn six. I cannot believe she's gonna be six. 112 00:05:05,764 --> 00:05:08,267 ROB: She wants somebody to, like, tell jokes. 113 00:05:08,267 --> 00:05:10,894 And she wants a DJ, she wants a moon bounce, 114 00:05:10,894 --> 00:05:13,772 slime people, she wants a butterfly theme. 115 00:05:14,147 --> 00:05:15,274 - Yes. 116 00:05:15,274 --> 00:05:17,943 Rob does such an incredible job with her, 117 00:05:17,943 --> 00:05:20,612 and I'm just there to help whenever he needs. 118 00:05:20,612 --> 00:05:23,824 Rob and I are crazy close to one another. 119 00:05:23,824 --> 00:05:26,368 I mean, we've always been, but, you know, 120 00:05:26,368 --> 00:05:31,582 I do not have a relationship with Dream's mom. 121 00:05:32,875 --> 00:05:35,711 It was just hard to have a relationship with someone when they sue you 122 00:05:35,711 --> 00:05:38,380 for hundreds of millions of dollars. 123 00:05:38,380 --> 00:05:40,674 Do you know what she wants to wear? 124 00:05:40,674 --> 00:05:43,010 ROB: Yeah, yeah, yeah. She wants a butterfly dress. 125 00:05:43,010 --> 00:05:45,179 She wants, like, pink braids in her hair. 126 00:05:45,179 --> 00:05:47,598 - Oh, my gosh. ROB: Um, so I'll get her hair braided, 127 00:05:47,598 --> 00:05:50,642 and her nails done, and stuff like that, so. 128 00:05:50,642 --> 00:05:53,854 - Well, send me some photos that you think and we'll go from there. 129 00:05:53,854 --> 00:05:55,480 ROB: All right. Well, thank you. 130 00:05:58,650 --> 00:06:00,485 - I do think Rob would come back to the show. 131 00:06:00,485 --> 00:06:02,988 He talks about it a lot, he does. 132 00:06:02,988 --> 00:06:06,825 But I do know Rob has been through a lot, personally, 133 00:06:06,825 --> 00:06:10,871 but he's literally the best dad I know and I'm so proud of him for that, 134 00:06:10,871 --> 00:06:15,667 and I know that he's just feeling really good about himself and I'm happy for him. 135 00:06:15,667 --> 00:06:19,296 So, I have faith that, soon, he'll be back on the show. 136 00:06:19,963 --> 00:06:21,215 ROB: God bless you. 137 00:06:21,215 --> 00:06:23,133 - God bless you. 138 00:06:23,133 --> 00:06:25,344 ROB: You're a good kid. Keep it up, girl. 139 00:06:25,344 --> 00:06:27,763 [Khloé chuckles] Sorry, I gotta go. 140 00:06:28,347 --> 00:06:29,765 - Oh, okay. 141 00:06:30,807 --> 00:06:31,808 Bye. 142 00:06:33,143 --> 00:06:34,478 [chuckles] 143 00:06:34,478 --> 00:06:36,188 ROB: I love you so much. 144 00:06:36,188 --> 00:06:38,190 - I love you too, Bobby boy. 145 00:06:43,445 --> 00:06:45,447 ♪ 146 00:06:57,000 --> 00:07:01,255 - Hi... What are all these cute cookies? Were these from you? 147 00:07:01,255 --> 00:07:03,257 - No, and they're nasty. 148 00:07:03,257 --> 00:07:06,969 - It's probably because they have no flour, no sugar, no gluten. 149 00:07:06,969 --> 00:07:08,595 It's just cardboard. 150 00:07:08,595 --> 00:07:10,681 - I do need to have a chat with you 151 00:07:10,681 --> 00:07:14,726 about what, if anything, am I making 152 00:07:14,726 --> 00:07:16,728 for Thanksgiving. - Well, here's the thing. 153 00:07:16,728 --> 00:07:19,398 There's so many people, we would be 154 00:07:19,398 --> 00:07:21,733 in there for three days. 155 00:07:21,733 --> 00:07:23,360 I love this time of the year 156 00:07:23,360 --> 00:07:27,739 because we can really just focus on family and celebrating things. 157 00:07:27,739 --> 00:07:30,325 We have a lot of Scorpios in our family. 158 00:07:30,325 --> 00:07:34,830 Corey's birthday and Dream's birthday, and then we have Thanksgiving. 159 00:07:34,830 --> 00:07:36,456 Where are those cookies from? 160 00:07:36,456 --> 00:07:38,083 KOURTNEY: They're, they're just for looks. 161 00:07:38,083 --> 00:07:42,045 - And if that's not busy enough, now we decide to add 162 00:07:42,045 --> 00:07:44,173 making a Christmas album into the mix. 163 00:07:44,173 --> 00:07:45,007 - Mother? 164 00:07:45,007 --> 00:07:46,717 KRIS: Yes. - Are you excited to sing? 165 00:07:46,717 --> 00:07:48,343 - I am, let's go. 166 00:07:48,343 --> 00:07:52,514 - ♪ La, la, la, la, la, la, la ♪ 167 00:07:52,514 --> 00:07:56,143 After my mom recorded her Christmas song... 168 00:07:56,143 --> 00:08:01,023 - ♪ Dashing through the snow, on a one-horse open sleigh ♪ 169 00:08:01,023 --> 00:08:04,902 ♪ O'er the fields we go, laughing all the way ♪ 170 00:08:04,902 --> 00:08:05,944 KRIS/KOURTNEY: ♪ Ha, ha, ha ♪ 171 00:08:05,944 --> 00:08:09,781 - ...all my sisters, like, we've all been talking about doing a Christmas album. 172 00:08:09,781 --> 00:08:13,118 I think it's because we all are obsessed with Christmas. 173 00:08:13,118 --> 00:08:14,328 Let's go sing, guys. 174 00:08:14,328 --> 00:08:17,581 And all of the proceeds will go to charity. 175 00:08:17,581 --> 00:08:21,126 - Kourtney, you were asking me last night if, um, anybody could sing. 176 00:08:21,126 --> 00:08:23,253 As long as you can carry a tune, you can sing. 177 00:08:23,253 --> 00:08:25,339 - How do you know if you could carry a tune? 178 00:08:25,339 --> 00:08:28,258 - Test. We're gonna diagnose you guys today. - Oh, no. 179 00:08:28,258 --> 00:08:30,469 - Yeah, so I know Kourtney's all ready from last night. 180 00:08:30,469 --> 00:08:32,221 - Oh, my God. 181 00:08:32,221 --> 00:08:34,431 - She did so good. - ♪ Ah ♪ 182 00:08:34,431 --> 00:08:36,517 ♪ Ba, ba, ba, ba, ba, ba, ba ♪ 183 00:08:36,517 --> 00:08:39,853 - Beautiful. - ♪ Ba, ba, ba, ba, ba, ba, ba ♪ 184 00:08:39,853 --> 00:08:42,648 - You just mixed. You just made it-- - Yeah, I mixed! 185 00:08:42,648 --> 00:08:43,649 [laughs] 186 00:08:43,649 --> 00:08:46,026 ♪ No, no, no, no, nooo ♪ VALERIE MOREHOUSE: Yes! 187 00:08:46,026 --> 00:08:47,569 - None of us are singers. 188 00:08:47,569 --> 00:08:50,072 None of us have had singing lessons before, 189 00:08:50,072 --> 00:08:55,661 so if a singing lesson might somewhat make us feel any better, then why not? 190 00:08:55,661 --> 00:08:57,913 - Do you guys wanna come sort of this way, 191 00:08:57,913 --> 00:08:59,623 so we can curve around? 192 00:08:59,623 --> 00:09:01,708 - I am gonna be auto-tuned. 193 00:09:01,708 --> 00:09:03,335 - So, you guys are all gonna go. 194 00:09:03,335 --> 00:09:05,629 [lip trill] [plays piano] 195 00:09:05,629 --> 00:09:07,923 - Oh, on this? VALERIE: But you're gonna blow into here. 196 00:09:07,923 --> 00:09:10,926 [blowing liquid bubbles] [plays piano] 197 00:09:11,844 --> 00:09:13,262 So she's right on key. 198 00:09:13,262 --> 00:09:15,889 [Valerie does lip trills] 199 00:09:17,099 --> 00:09:19,393 All the way up, here we go. Kris, you're doin' great. 200 00:09:19,393 --> 00:09:20,853 I wanna hear her-- - I'm doing great. 201 00:09:20,853 --> 00:09:22,563 COREY: I'mma fix Kim a glass. 202 00:09:22,563 --> 00:09:24,022 - Yeah, would you? That'd be great. 203 00:09:24,022 --> 00:09:25,232 We're, uh, we're playing. - What are we doing? 204 00:09:25,232 --> 00:09:26,441 VALERIE: Hi, Kim. I'm Valerie. - Hi. 205 00:09:26,441 --> 00:09:28,151 VALERIE: Nice to meet you. - Nice to meet you. 206 00:09:28,151 --> 00:09:30,904 KHLOÉ: I know Kourtney and Kim just had their drama, 207 00:09:30,904 --> 00:09:34,032 but... it's a positive that we're all here. 208 00:09:34,032 --> 00:09:35,617 This is how we operate in this family. 209 00:09:35,617 --> 00:09:38,203 We will talk so much shit about one sibling 210 00:09:38,203 --> 00:09:40,497 and be, like, all here together. 211 00:09:40,831 --> 00:09:43,250 We are known for just sweeping things under the rug, 212 00:09:43,250 --> 00:09:45,127 so maybe that's what we're doing. 213 00:09:45,127 --> 00:09:46,837 This is our love language. 214 00:09:46,837 --> 00:09:48,547 It's just what we do. 215 00:09:48,547 --> 00:09:53,594 - You want the voice to be seamless, just [vocalizing] 216 00:09:54,178 --> 00:09:55,846 I'm just talking on pitch. - Wow. 217 00:09:55,846 --> 00:09:57,472 - I'm not using my neck muscles. 218 00:09:57,472 --> 00:10:00,058 We have 425 muscles in the neck-- 219 00:10:00,058 --> 00:10:01,602 - Half of mine are probably Botoxed, 220 00:10:01,602 --> 00:10:04,021 so I can't, like-- [laughs] 221 00:10:04,021 --> 00:10:07,524 - Let's do this. Just blow bubbles and give me [lip trill]. 222 00:10:08,442 --> 00:10:10,444 This makes it less scary, right? Here we go. 223 00:10:10,444 --> 00:10:13,488 [liquid bubbles] [plays piano] 224 00:10:13,488 --> 00:10:15,073 Awesome, Kim. 225 00:10:15,073 --> 00:10:17,326 [liquid bubbles] [plays piano] 226 00:10:17,326 --> 00:10:20,037 KRIS: You have to make a noise, Kim. KHLOÉ: You're not making noise. 227 00:10:20,037 --> 00:10:21,622 - I know-- VALERIE: She's makin' a little. 228 00:10:21,622 --> 00:10:24,416 She's makin' a little. - Okay, Sasha Fierce, make a noise. 229 00:10:24,416 --> 00:10:27,753 - Gimme. ♪ No, no, no, no, no, no, no ♪ 230 00:10:27,753 --> 00:10:30,005 [liquid bubbles] But you're gonna say "no" now. 231 00:10:30,005 --> 00:10:32,299 You're gonna ditch the straw. I'll do it with you. 232 00:10:32,299 --> 00:10:33,675 Here we go. - It's okay, she can go. 233 00:10:33,675 --> 00:10:35,469 - No, you go. Just do it. - No, you go. 234 00:10:35,469 --> 00:10:40,432 It's just not my thing to be like, ♪ Mi, mi, mi, mi, mi, mi, mi, mi ♪ 235 00:10:40,432 --> 00:10:42,059 [laughs] 236 00:10:42,059 --> 00:10:44,561 KRIS/KIM: ♪ No, no, no, no, no, no, no ♪ 237 00:10:44,561 --> 00:10:47,314 KRIS/KHLOÉ: ♪ No, no, no, no, no, no, no ♪ - Oh, wow. 238 00:10:47,314 --> 00:10:49,358 ALL: ♪ No, no, no, no, no, no, no ♪ 239 00:10:49,358 --> 00:10:52,444 - [laughing] I just could not handle it. 240 00:10:52,444 --> 00:10:55,531 VALERIE: All of you. ALL: ♪ Ba, ba, ba, ba, ba, ba, ba ♪ 241 00:10:55,531 --> 00:10:57,866 VALERIE: Perfect. ALL: ♪ Ba, ba, ba, ba, ba, ba, ba ♪ 242 00:10:57,866 --> 00:11:01,078 VALERIE: One more. ALL: ♪ Ba, ba, ba, ba, ba, ba, ba ♪ 243 00:11:01,078 --> 00:11:03,539 - That's the bridge, so, um, Kourtney let's 244 00:11:03,539 --> 00:11:05,707 ♪ Ba, ba, ba, ba, ba, ba, ba ♪ 245 00:11:05,707 --> 00:11:07,251 - ♪ Ba, ba, ba, ba, ba, ba, ba ♪ 246 00:11:07,251 --> 00:11:10,587 VALERIE: Yes, gimme one more. - ♪ Ba, ba, ba, ba, ba, ba, ba ♪ 247 00:11:10,587 --> 00:11:12,881 - Perfect, now you're starting to blend, right? 248 00:11:12,881 --> 00:11:16,385 Kris... I want you to pull it into your face, so go, 249 00:11:16,385 --> 00:11:18,762 ♪ No, no, no, no, no, no, no ♪ 250 00:11:18,762 --> 00:11:20,973 - ♪ No, no, no, no, no, no, no ♪ 251 00:11:20,973 --> 00:11:23,100 VALERIE: Now take it off and memorize that. 252 00:11:23,100 --> 00:11:24,977 - ♪ No, no, no, no, no, no, no ♪ 253 00:11:24,977 --> 00:11:26,854 - Khloé, I'm gonna go a little lower. Just plug your nose. 254 00:11:26,854 --> 00:11:30,482 - ♪ No, no, no, no, no, no, no ♪ VALERIE: Now take it off and do it. 255 00:11:30,482 --> 00:11:33,610 - ♪ No, no, no, no, no, no, no ♪ VALERIE: Keep going, you're great. 256 00:11:33,610 --> 00:11:37,489 - I am feeling like I want to die, and that this is complete torture, 257 00:11:37,489 --> 00:11:41,326 and I don't know what I did to somebody to make me sit here and do this, 258 00:11:41,326 --> 00:11:42,911 and I just don't think it's nice. 259 00:11:42,911 --> 00:11:44,621 VALERIE: Your pitch is great. - Oh, no. 260 00:11:44,621 --> 00:11:46,832 - Nice pitch, Khlo. - Yeah, and it's so much 261 00:11:46,832 --> 00:11:47,916 higher than I thought. 262 00:11:47,916 --> 00:11:50,878 - Let's just keep it real. None of us know how to sing. 263 00:11:50,878 --> 00:11:53,964 I only sing if I'm in my car or my shower 264 00:11:53,964 --> 00:11:57,092 and no one else is around me, like, this is not nice. 265 00:11:57,092 --> 00:12:01,180 - Like, if we're going in tomorrow, obviously, a lesson is necessary, 266 00:12:01,180 --> 00:12:02,431 but we should also have a plan 267 00:12:02,431 --> 00:12:04,016 of exactly what we're recording. KOURTNEY: Well, that's what, what she 268 00:12:04,016 --> 00:12:05,809 wanted us to come in with today, 269 00:12:05,809 --> 00:12:07,728 but I ask-- texted everyone last night 270 00:12:07,728 --> 00:12:09,229 and no one answered... - I gave my answer. 271 00:12:09,229 --> 00:12:11,106 - ...and again this morning. KIM: Okay, lemme look. 272 00:12:11,106 --> 00:12:12,608 - Mom's the only one who wrote back. 273 00:12:12,608 --> 00:12:15,068 We have not officially picked a song. 274 00:12:15,068 --> 00:12:19,448 I've tried, and tried, and tried to get everyone to agree to a song. 275 00:12:19,448 --> 00:12:22,117 We're definitely getting one song out. 276 00:12:22,117 --> 00:12:24,453 We do know that. KRIS: What is that one song? 277 00:12:25,537 --> 00:12:26,872 - Where you going, Joge? 278 00:12:26,872 --> 00:12:29,458 - I'm just going to the bathroom. - Oh. 279 00:12:29,458 --> 00:12:30,918 The old "I've got something to do, 280 00:12:30,918 --> 00:12:32,127 "so I'm gonna pretend like I'm going 281 00:12:32,127 --> 00:12:33,670 to the bathroom" trick. KHLOÉ: Kourt, it's you're shindig. 282 00:12:33,670 --> 00:12:35,297 What song do you want, babe? 283 00:12:35,923 --> 00:12:37,549 [ringback tone] 284 00:12:39,051 --> 00:12:40,802 BABYFACE [on phone]: Hey. - Hey. 285 00:12:40,802 --> 00:12:45,432 Wait, so, yeah, we're really recording a Christmas album 286 00:12:45,432 --> 00:12:49,770 and... the-- they're making us do some singing lesson, 287 00:12:49,770 --> 00:12:53,357 and I'm, like, dying in here, like, so embarrassed, mortified. 288 00:12:53,357 --> 00:12:56,276 It's just not my thing. I'd rather take, like, three shots 289 00:12:56,276 --> 00:12:58,111 and then just go in there and see what we've got. 290 00:12:58,111 --> 00:12:59,404 BABYFACE: Yeah. - Like, who cares? 291 00:12:59,404 --> 00:13:03,742 - Where is Kim? Don't we want her input? 292 00:13:04,701 --> 00:13:06,453 - She's not invested. 293 00:13:06,453 --> 00:13:09,414 - But how funny would it be if I, like, just tell everyone 294 00:13:09,414 --> 00:13:12,167 I'm too shy, I can't do it, I'll figure it out. 295 00:13:12,167 --> 00:13:14,795 I'll get on a song and I'll bring it, 296 00:13:14,795 --> 00:13:17,798 and we can, like, add it to the album, and then you produce it. 297 00:13:17,798 --> 00:13:19,007 It'll sound amazing. 298 00:13:19,007 --> 00:13:21,176 If I'm gonna record a song, like, I need help. 299 00:13:21,176 --> 00:13:23,595 I'm not, like, Adele here. 300 00:13:23,595 --> 00:13:26,473 But what song do you think I should do? BABYFACE: Well, I think for you 301 00:13:26,473 --> 00:13:28,684 for the fun of it could be Santa Baby. 302 00:13:28,684 --> 00:13:32,646 - It would be so fun to, like, present a song and just sound amazing, 303 00:13:32,646 --> 00:13:35,315 and they'll be like, "Where did this come from?" 304 00:13:35,315 --> 00:13:37,734 I feel like I'm gonna need your help for sure. 305 00:13:38,235 --> 00:13:39,570 This has to be good. BABYFACE: Okay. Well, I'm around. 306 00:13:39,570 --> 00:13:41,196 - Okay. I'll let you know. BABYFACE: Okay. 307 00:13:41,196 --> 00:13:42,447 - Okay, bye. BABYFACE: Bye. 308 00:13:42,447 --> 00:13:45,701 - I got Babyface, he said he'll do my background vocals, 309 00:13:45,701 --> 00:13:47,911 he said he'll produce me. 310 00:13:48,328 --> 00:13:50,247 This is gonna be good. 311 00:13:50,247 --> 00:13:52,708 ♪ playful music playing ♪ 312 00:13:52,708 --> 00:13:54,835 - Hey. BABYFACE [on phone]: Hey. 313 00:13:54,835 --> 00:13:58,255 - Hey, so I'm with Kourtney, and Khloé, and me, and Kim, 314 00:13:58,255 --> 00:14:00,841 and we're trying to think of a Christmas song to sing 315 00:14:00,841 --> 00:14:03,302 that we could all sing. KIM: Who are you talking to? 316 00:14:03,302 --> 00:14:05,304 Oh! KRIS: What do you think? 317 00:14:05,304 --> 00:14:06,513 - Hey! 318 00:14:09,808 --> 00:14:11,977 KIM: Oh! - What do you think? 319 00:14:11,977 --> 00:14:13,187 - Hey! 320 00:14:13,478 --> 00:14:15,022 BABYFACE [on phone]: That's something that all you guys could do. 321 00:14:15,022 --> 00:14:16,815 KHLOÉ: What were you doing over there? 322 00:14:16,815 --> 00:14:19,776 - What was I doing over where? I just had to go to the bathroom. 323 00:14:19,776 --> 00:14:21,820 - Um... - With the camera crew and your phone? 324 00:14:21,820 --> 00:14:23,822 - ...he's trying to give us some advice. 325 00:14:24,656 --> 00:14:27,492 - So, of course, my mom called him, too. 326 00:14:27,492 --> 00:14:29,328 I mean, great minds think alike. 327 00:14:29,328 --> 00:14:31,330 I don't think for a second he's gonna out me 328 00:14:31,330 --> 00:14:32,748 and be like, "Kim just called." 329 00:14:33,123 --> 00:14:34,625 - What would you suggest? 330 00:14:34,625 --> 00:14:36,376 KIM: I'm just gonna listen in 331 00:14:36,376 --> 00:14:39,630 and pretend like I have no idea what's happening, 332 00:14:39,630 --> 00:14:41,006 and see where this goes. 333 00:14:41,006 --> 00:14:43,717 - Would you think about it, Kenny, and just tell us if you think 334 00:14:43,717 --> 00:14:45,886 of any other songs and then call us back? BABYFACE: Yep. 335 00:14:45,886 --> 00:14:46,887 - Okay. BABYFACE: I'll let you know. 336 00:14:46,887 --> 00:14:47,888 - All right, love you, bye. 337 00:14:47,888 --> 00:14:50,557 All right, I have to go. I love everyone. 338 00:14:50,557 --> 00:14:52,142 Thank you. It was lovely meeting you. VALERIE: You, too. 339 00:14:52,142 --> 00:14:54,561 - I hope we see you again. - You, too. Take care. Absolutely. 340 00:14:54,561 --> 00:14:55,812 - Namaste. 341 00:14:56,730 --> 00:15:00,234 - Merry Christmas. - Oh, cheer-cheerio. 342 00:15:00,234 --> 00:15:01,860 - Cheer-cheerio. 343 00:15:07,574 --> 00:15:10,202 [cars honking] 344 00:15:10,202 --> 00:15:13,413 ♪ Looking At Me by Vanacore Music playing ♪ 345 00:15:23,257 --> 00:15:25,425 ♪ Oh-na, oh-na-na-na ♪ 346 00:15:27,678 --> 00:15:29,763 ♪ Oh-na, oh-na-na-na ♪ 347 00:15:30,639 --> 00:15:32,057 ♪ Oh-na-na-na ♪ 348 00:15:33,392 --> 00:15:36,019 - Holy shit, you look cool. 349 00:15:36,019 --> 00:15:37,312 SERVER: Welcome to Casa Vega. SCOTT: Thank you. 350 00:15:37,312 --> 00:15:39,106 KHLOÉ: Thank you. KIM: It's been a while. 351 00:15:39,106 --> 00:15:41,358 And we're, we're missing the food. 352 00:15:41,358 --> 00:15:44,820 SCOTT: We're very excited for some chips and guacamole and salsa. 353 00:15:44,820 --> 00:15:46,864 KIM: And maybe the chile con queso. 354 00:15:46,864 --> 00:15:50,450 - Can I get a strawberry blended margarita? 355 00:15:50,450 --> 00:15:55,205 I am so looking forward to having a couple margaritas with Kim and Scott. 356 00:15:55,205 --> 00:15:58,458 - I'll have the strawberry, same as hers. SERVER: Same as-- Okay. 357 00:15:58,458 --> 00:16:03,714 - Casa Vega is the best place to do this because they make quite a great margarita. 358 00:16:03,714 --> 00:16:06,717 All you really need is one or two and you're good to go. 359 00:16:08,468 --> 00:16:10,179 KHLOÉ: Oh, my God, she is nuts. 360 00:16:10,179 --> 00:16:14,266 She goes, "I got this. I'm fluent." - Hi, excuse me. [Spanish accent] Señor, 361 00:16:14,266 --> 00:16:17,311 I would love to get some chips and guacamole. 362 00:16:17,311 --> 00:16:21,481 Gracias, sa, sa, sa. - That's literally it. 363 00:16:21,481 --> 00:16:24,109 - I'm like, "The guy's from America." 364 00:16:24,109 --> 00:16:26,236 He's like, [American accent] "All right, I'll get those chips, Kris." 365 00:16:26,737 --> 00:16:28,322 KHLOÉ: Look at all of our pink lady drinks. 366 00:16:28,322 --> 00:16:29,948 SCOTT: Oh, wow, these are on fire. 367 00:16:30,782 --> 00:16:33,118 - Salud. Thank you so much. SERVER: Chips and salsa. 368 00:16:33,785 --> 00:16:35,787 KIM: Thank you. SERVER: Okay. 369 00:16:36,330 --> 00:16:39,416 SCOTT: Yo, have you heard some of these ridiculous rumors that, like, 370 00:16:39,416 --> 00:16:41,752 get written-- said about you guys? 371 00:16:41,752 --> 00:16:42,711 KHLOÉ: What? 372 00:16:42,711 --> 00:16:44,546 - Just, like, the dumbest rumors. 373 00:16:44,546 --> 00:16:48,550 They're saying that... there's CGI 374 00:16:48,550 --> 00:16:51,303 putting tears in Kim's face. - Oh, my God. - Oh, my God, I saw that. 375 00:16:51,303 --> 00:16:54,681 I thought it was funny 'cause when I saw that viral video, 376 00:16:54,681 --> 00:16:57,476 like, you're just-- you're touching here and here, 377 00:16:57,476 --> 00:17:00,354 but your tear was, like, right perfectly centered, 378 00:17:00,354 --> 00:17:02,272 or something like that. You just missed it. 379 00:17:02,272 --> 00:17:04,399 KIM: Who would CGI a tear? 380 00:17:04,399 --> 00:17:06,360 - Well, obviously. - Obviously, nobody, 381 00:17:06,360 --> 00:17:08,278 but just some idiots-- - We know that. 382 00:17:08,278 --> 00:17:09,988 It's some [bleep] loser that has 383 00:17:09,988 --> 00:17:12,115 all this time on their hands. - I could not believe that. 384 00:17:12,616 --> 00:17:16,870 - The fact that anyone thinks we're adding CGI tears somewhere. 385 00:17:16,870 --> 00:17:20,499 Like... no one is CGIing nothing. 386 00:17:20,499 --> 00:17:23,669 - Definitely not a CGI tear. Isn't that expensive? 387 00:17:23,669 --> 00:17:26,296 - Khloé has fake fingertips?! 388 00:17:26,296 --> 00:17:27,589 KIM: What? - What?! 389 00:17:27,589 --> 00:17:30,300 - You guys, the fake fingertips thing. - Let me see those fingers. 390 00:17:30,300 --> 00:17:32,636 KHLOÉ: I was holding a glass on camera. 391 00:17:32,636 --> 00:17:34,888 I don't know, I could show you the thing. 392 00:17:36,849 --> 00:17:38,684 You guys, before I type it in, 393 00:17:38,684 --> 00:17:42,938 it comes up, "Fake fingers, fake tan, fake fertility issues." 394 00:17:42,938 --> 00:17:46,483 You guys, I do not have fake fingers. This looks crazy. 395 00:17:46,483 --> 00:17:47,693 Those are just my hands. 396 00:17:47,693 --> 00:17:49,820 - Oh, they're saying, like, it would start there. 397 00:17:49,820 --> 00:17:53,323 - First of all, why would anyone wear-- have fake fingers? 398 00:17:53,323 --> 00:17:55,075 Leave me alone. 399 00:17:55,075 --> 00:18:00,747 You guys have been [bleep] nitpicking me since I've been on TV. 400 00:18:00,747 --> 00:18:03,709 Now, we're on to my hands, okay, well... 401 00:18:04,126 --> 00:18:06,003 let me clear this up for everyone. 402 00:18:06,003 --> 00:18:08,213 No, I don't wear fake fingertips. 403 00:18:08,714 --> 00:18:11,341 This is the length of my fingers. 404 00:18:12,259 --> 00:18:16,263 This is the length of this hand, this is the length of this hand. 405 00:18:17,890 --> 00:18:19,850 - Ooh, the Kardashians are actually witches, 406 00:18:19,850 --> 00:18:21,685 and every man that comes in contact 407 00:18:21,685 --> 00:18:23,270 with them is cursed after. - Oh, I saw that-- 408 00:18:23,270 --> 00:18:25,480 SCOTT: But isn't that just the Kardashian curse? 409 00:18:25,480 --> 00:18:26,481 KHLOÉ: Scott. 410 00:18:26,481 --> 00:18:29,318 But it says that many moons ago, 411 00:18:29,318 --> 00:18:32,154 a woman in our family made a deal with four witches. 412 00:18:32,154 --> 00:18:34,531 [Kim laughing] It's wild. I'll show you. Let me see. 413 00:18:41,663 --> 00:18:43,373 - This is wild. 414 00:18:43,373 --> 00:18:45,667 - Oh, guys, should I never date? 415 00:18:45,667 --> 00:18:49,004 - But let me tell you something, and this is where it's [bleep] up. 416 00:18:49,004 --> 00:18:50,672 It's super sexist. 417 00:18:50,672 --> 00:18:54,343 Why can society blame us girls, but they would never blame men? 418 00:18:54,343 --> 00:18:56,553 So, you're tell me that I made... SCOTT: No, it's the guys' mistake. 419 00:18:56,553 --> 00:18:57,638 - ...someone a drug addict? 420 00:18:57,638 --> 00:18:59,181 You're telling me I made someone cheat, 421 00:18:59,181 --> 00:19:01,225 or you made someone this or that? Like-- SCOTT: No, I think-- 422 00:19:01,225 --> 00:19:02,726 - I just wish some of the guys would 423 00:19:02,726 --> 00:19:06,104 come to our defense, and be, like-- - I will. I'll say it right now. 424 00:19:06,104 --> 00:19:08,232 I'm the one that made mistakes. - Look into the camera and say it. 425 00:19:08,232 --> 00:19:10,901 - Hey, everybody! I'm pretty sure you watched every other season 426 00:19:10,901 --> 00:19:13,028 when we started the show and I [bleep] up a lot. 427 00:19:13,028 --> 00:19:14,655 [laughs] KIM: Lamar. 428 00:19:14,655 --> 00:19:16,907 - Lamar's always come to our defense. - Lamar. I mean-- 429 00:19:16,907 --> 00:19:19,326 - Thank you. I-I have a few thank yous I'd like to say. 430 00:19:19,326 --> 00:19:21,119 Thank you, thank you, Lamar. 431 00:19:21,119 --> 00:19:23,163 Thank you for always coming to our defense. 432 00:19:23,163 --> 00:19:25,332 Thank you for just... keeping it real. 433 00:19:25,332 --> 00:19:26,834 Who else? - Do you want the real list 434 00:19:26,834 --> 00:19:28,919 or the TV list? [laughs] 435 00:19:28,919 --> 00:19:30,128 KIM: Nice. 436 00:19:30,754 --> 00:19:32,673 Oh, my God, Tristan called me today. 437 00:19:32,673 --> 00:19:34,007 KHLOÉ: About? 438 00:19:34,007 --> 00:19:38,053 - He told me that he's buying a house in Hidden Hills 439 00:19:38,053 --> 00:19:40,264 and that he-- - Do you know this? 440 00:19:40,264 --> 00:19:42,975 Did you know he was looking in Hidden Hills? 441 00:19:42,975 --> 00:19:45,352 - I knew he was looking in Hidden Hills before. 442 00:19:45,352 --> 00:19:48,564 - Easy, though, for the babies. - Like-- No, yeah. Like, I knew, like, 443 00:19:48,564 --> 00:19:51,608 I don't know, six or eight months ago. SCOTT: Where do you guys stand? 444 00:19:52,025 --> 00:19:54,152 Is there a talks of chances? 445 00:19:54,152 --> 00:19:55,946 - No, no chances. 446 00:19:55,946 --> 00:19:59,575 - Because if you felt like you want to open up your heart and forgive, 447 00:19:59,575 --> 00:20:02,578 I would support. - No, I'm totally fine with him. 448 00:20:02,578 --> 00:20:04,162 Like, I don't have any issues with-- - As you should be. 449 00:20:04,162 --> 00:20:06,540 - I really don't. I don't have the-- - 'Cause you're gonna know each other forever. 450 00:20:06,540 --> 00:20:08,250 - And I just don't have the energy for issues. 451 00:20:10,711 --> 00:20:12,212 - Yeah, I forgive Tristan. 452 00:20:12,212 --> 00:20:16,216 Doesn't mean I forget what he's done, but I forgive Tristan for me 453 00:20:16,633 --> 00:20:18,635 'cause I gotta let that shit go. 454 00:20:18,635 --> 00:20:20,429 I need to for myself. 455 00:20:20,429 --> 00:20:23,849 I can't move on with my life if I'm holding on to this bullshit. 456 00:20:32,941 --> 00:20:35,569 [Kim laughing] - Hots 'n fots. 457 00:20:36,236 --> 00:20:37,654 - At Dugenheigen. 458 00:20:39,281 --> 00:20:41,950 KHLOÉ: You're disgusting. SCOTT: Ha, ha! 459 00:20:41,950 --> 00:20:43,368 KHLOÉ: That's gross. 460 00:20:45,871 --> 00:20:48,874 ♪ Christmas music playing ♪ 461 00:20:52,211 --> 00:20:53,754 TRAVIS: Welcome to the studio, Khloé. - Hi. 462 00:20:53,754 --> 00:20:57,007 - Hi, welcome. KIM: So excited to get my vocals on. 463 00:20:57,007 --> 00:20:59,218 - So excited to hear this, you guys. 464 00:21:00,677 --> 00:21:04,765 - We are all meeting at Travis's studio today 465 00:21:04,765 --> 00:21:08,685 to start recording our Christmas song. 466 00:21:08,685 --> 00:21:10,020 - ♪ La, da, da ♪ 467 00:21:10,020 --> 00:21:11,980 I gotta hear what the acoustics sound like in here. 468 00:21:11,980 --> 00:21:13,023 TRAVIS: Mm-hm. 469 00:21:13,023 --> 00:21:14,858 ♪ 470 00:21:14,858 --> 00:21:17,444 - Kim, would you like a Moscato D'Asti? 471 00:21:17,444 --> 00:21:21,281 - I would, actually. - Or there's tequila. 472 00:21:21,281 --> 00:21:24,826 The tequila is here to calm our nerves. 473 00:21:24,826 --> 00:21:28,622 - Here's our matcha margaritas. My wife, matcha margaritas. 474 00:21:28,622 --> 00:21:30,415 - I've never heard of that. - Margaritas. 475 00:21:30,415 --> 00:21:33,460 And, hopefully, loosen us up 476 00:21:33,460 --> 00:21:36,630 to get those vocal chords ready. 477 00:21:36,630 --> 00:21:38,423 - Is this a shot? 478 00:21:44,054 --> 00:21:47,057 KOURTNEY: I don't think I'm gonna do a solo part, guys. 479 00:21:48,308 --> 00:21:54,314 - A chaser of Moscato with tequila is so nasty. 480 00:21:54,314 --> 00:21:56,859 - And, Thrash, I hear you're gonna make me sound-- 481 00:21:56,859 --> 00:21:57,901 THRASH: Incredible. - Yeah. 482 00:21:57,901 --> 00:21:59,862 - Yeah, of course. - Okay. Me specifically. 483 00:21:59,862 --> 00:22:00,863 - Yeah. - 'Kay. 484 00:22:00,863 --> 00:22:04,950 Oh, my God, I'm literally gonna throw up thinking about it. 485 00:22:04,950 --> 00:22:07,369 PRODUCER: Um. [Khloé exhales] 486 00:22:09,621 --> 00:22:11,832 - Okay, what's the song called, so I can pull it up? 487 00:22:11,832 --> 00:22:13,667 TRAVIS: It should be really a walk in the park for them, 488 00:22:13,667 --> 00:22:15,669 an easy and, like, a fun experience, you know? 489 00:22:15,669 --> 00:22:18,380 - ♪ Giddy-up, giddy-up, let's go ♪ 490 00:22:18,380 --> 00:22:21,717 ♪ Let's look at the sno-- show ♪ KHLOÉ: Oh, no. 491 00:22:22,176 --> 00:22:24,178 [all laughing] 492 00:22:26,013 --> 00:22:27,181 - You know, Kourtney and I spoke. 493 00:22:27,181 --> 00:22:30,184 We had our talk, and just doing things like this, 494 00:22:30,184 --> 00:22:33,187 like, we honestly haven't been together 495 00:22:33,187 --> 00:22:34,980 as a family in a while. 496 00:22:34,980 --> 00:22:38,192 ♪ Come on it's lovely weather ♪ KOURTNEY: ♪ Come on it's lovely-- ♪ 497 00:22:38,192 --> 00:22:40,360 [both laughing] 498 00:22:40,360 --> 00:22:42,070 North, are we gonna fail? 499 00:22:42,070 --> 00:22:45,949 - So, it feels really good and just back to normal 500 00:22:45,949 --> 00:22:50,120 when we're all here just, like, laughing, and having fun, and being stupid together. 501 00:22:50,120 --> 00:22:51,455 KHLOÉ: Wait, but there's a lotta echo. 502 00:22:51,455 --> 00:22:53,123 Is that the point? - That's the point. 503 00:22:53,123 --> 00:22:55,584 ♪ Just hear those sleigh-- ♪ [Kim laughs] 504 00:22:55,584 --> 00:22:58,378 - I hate an echo... No. KIM/KOURTNEY: Ah! 505 00:22:58,378 --> 00:22:59,588 KIM: I love it. 506 00:22:59,588 --> 00:23:01,715 - You like the echo? That's not an auto-tune, 507 00:23:01,715 --> 00:23:04,635 that's just a continual version of myself. 508 00:23:04,635 --> 00:23:07,971 I'm just here because I don't wanna be left out, 509 00:23:07,971 --> 00:23:11,808 and I wanna be a part of whatever my family's doing. 510 00:23:11,808 --> 00:23:12,935 But 511 00:23:14,061 --> 00:23:18,315 I, like, don't wanna sing. This is, like, torture. 512 00:23:18,315 --> 00:23:20,734 I just wanna be with my family. 513 00:23:21,777 --> 00:23:22,986 THRASH: All right, here we go. 514 00:23:22,986 --> 00:23:24,821 - [bleep] it up. THRASH: Let's make a hit. 515 00:23:24,821 --> 00:23:28,242 - Should we do Let It Snow? 516 00:23:28,242 --> 00:23:31,286 - Well, are we back to square one where we don't even have a song? 517 00:23:31,286 --> 00:23:33,121 KIM: Okay. KHLOÉ: Okay. 518 00:23:33,121 --> 00:23:35,332 We gotta get this done. 519 00:23:35,332 --> 00:23:36,750 Where's Mom when we need her? 520 00:23:38,961 --> 00:23:41,463 I don't get it, is everyone doing the whole song? 521 00:23:41,463 --> 00:23:44,174 - Just everyone do one [bleep] verse. KIM: Yes. 522 00:23:44,174 --> 00:23:45,592 KRIS: I'll do a verse. [Kim singing] 523 00:23:45,592 --> 00:23:47,761 KHLOÉ: Oh God, here she is. 524 00:23:47,761 --> 00:23:50,764 One-take wonder up in this bitch. She's back. 525 00:23:50,764 --> 00:23:54,142 My mom, she was supposed to be a Broadway star. 526 00:23:54,142 --> 00:23:56,103 She knows what she's here for. 527 00:23:56,103 --> 00:23:58,188 - All right. [clears throat] 528 00:23:58,188 --> 00:24:00,107 Here we go, kids. [laughing] 529 00:24:00,107 --> 00:24:02,609 ♪ 530 00:24:05,863 --> 00:24:07,990 ♪ Sleigh Ride instrumental playing ♪ 531 00:24:07,990 --> 00:24:10,784 - ♪ Home of Farmer Grey ♪ KOURTNEY: ♪ Farmer Grey ♪ 532 00:24:10,784 --> 00:24:15,163 - ♪ It'll be the perfect ending of a perfect day ♪ 533 00:24:15,163 --> 00:24:16,164 TRAVIS: That's amazing. 534 00:24:16,164 --> 00:24:20,919 - ♪ We'll be singin' the songs we love to sing without a single stop ♪ 535 00:24:20,919 --> 00:24:24,756 ♪ At the fireplace while we watch the chestnuts pop ♪ 536 00:24:25,215 --> 00:24:26,216 ♪ Pop, pop, pop ♪ 537 00:24:26,216 --> 00:24:30,137 [sighs] Back in the studio. This is where it all happened. 538 00:24:30,137 --> 00:24:34,892 I had Jingle Bells last year, went to number one on the charts. 539 00:24:35,767 --> 00:24:37,561 - She likes to say that she's charting, 540 00:24:37,561 --> 00:24:40,814 and she's here to chart and have a number-one song. 541 00:24:41,023 --> 00:24:45,569 - I wasn't even nominated for a Grammy, which is tragic. 542 00:24:45,569 --> 00:24:48,697 - What up, Corey? Happy birthday, man. - Got real. 543 00:24:49,948 --> 00:24:53,911 - Can we turn the-- it down a little bit, so I can hear myself a little bit. 544 00:24:53,911 --> 00:24:56,121 [Khloé laughs] - You can't-- No laughing, guys. 545 00:24:57,456 --> 00:24:58,832 - I know, but she can see us. 546 00:24:58,832 --> 00:25:00,751 - ♪ Santa baby ♪ 547 00:25:00,751 --> 00:25:04,671 ♪ Just slip a Sable under the tree ♪ [indistinct chatter] 548 00:25:04,671 --> 00:25:06,757 ♪ For me ♪ 549 00:25:06,757 --> 00:25:10,344 THRASH: Wow. - ♪ Been an awful good girl ♪ 550 00:25:10,344 --> 00:25:16,350 ♪ Santa baby, so hurry down the chimney tonight ♪ 551 00:25:16,725 --> 00:25:18,143 - Oh, no. - Cool, we'll go from there. 552 00:25:18,143 --> 00:25:19,436 - You better [bleep] it up 553 00:25:19,436 --> 00:25:21,772 before that one part that you [bleep] up, 554 00:25:21,772 --> 00:25:23,774 but other than that, you're a [bleep] legend, 555 00:25:23,774 --> 00:25:26,401 you breathy [bleep]! 556 00:25:26,401 --> 00:25:28,320 Yeah! KRIS: That's right, Khloé! 557 00:25:28,320 --> 00:25:30,322 KHLOÉ: [bleep], yes. - Woo-hoo! 558 00:25:30,322 --> 00:25:32,199 [all cheering] 559 00:25:32,199 --> 00:25:33,450 - All right, what song's next? 560 00:25:33,450 --> 00:25:36,662 - Come on, Kenny's here. She's gotta get in and do something. 561 00:25:37,496 --> 00:25:39,206 - The best singer is me, 562 00:25:39,206 --> 00:25:41,667 but no one knows it, and I'm too afraid. 563 00:25:42,501 --> 00:25:45,170 - Yeah, I will never sing for anyone, but I can sing. 564 00:25:45,170 --> 00:25:46,380 You guys think it's Kylie? 565 00:25:46,380 --> 00:25:50,342 I swear to you, no one will ever know that I am the best singer in the family. 566 00:25:50,342 --> 00:25:52,886 I will continue to sing in the shower or in the car. 567 00:25:52,886 --> 00:25:53,762 - It's like-- 568 00:25:58,058 --> 00:26:00,686 - See, why? Why keep that treasure in? 569 00:26:03,605 --> 00:26:06,483 - I have a different vision for myself and my singing career. 570 00:26:06,483 --> 00:26:11,238 I'm such a major singer, and I'm-- have such a beautiful voice, 571 00:26:11,238 --> 00:26:14,700 and I just don't think, like, they're worthy, honestly. 572 00:26:14,700 --> 00:26:16,076 [laughter] 573 00:26:19,413 --> 00:26:21,623 - Why are you up my [bleep] right now? - Okay, I'll leave-- 574 00:26:21,623 --> 00:26:23,250 - Like, why-- What the [bleep]... - I was just making sure. 575 00:26:23,250 --> 00:26:24,710 - ...are you so close to me? KIM: 'Kay. 576 00:26:24,918 --> 00:26:27,171 - [sighs] You guys, I'm freaking out. 577 00:26:27,171 --> 00:26:29,923 - Shut your eyes and channel some emotional shit. 578 00:26:29,923 --> 00:26:31,633 Think deep, close your eyes. 579 00:26:31,800 --> 00:26:34,011 Anita Baker. - Shut up. 580 00:26:34,428 --> 00:26:36,722 - Just shut your eyes and do it. - Oh. 581 00:26:38,891 --> 00:26:43,103 Was someone gonna do... the auto-tune before? 582 00:26:43,520 --> 00:26:45,272 Who's in charge here? 583 00:26:45,272 --> 00:26:47,774 Who does the auto-tuning? 584 00:26:47,774 --> 00:26:49,818 TRAVIS: Daniel, do we have auto-tune? 585 00:26:49,818 --> 00:26:52,988 - Actually, I'm not gonna do the interviews until you tell me 586 00:26:52,988 --> 00:26:55,824 it's gonna be auto-tuned. PRODUCER: Oh, my God! 587 00:26:55,824 --> 00:26:58,076 - Paxy, turn the [bleep] rig off. 588 00:26:58,076 --> 00:27:01,413 I'm not gonna sing. I'm not gonna let it air. 589 00:27:01,413 --> 00:27:03,081 [auto-tuned] I am gonna be auto-tuned. 590 00:27:03,081 --> 00:27:04,917 Auto, auto, auto-tuned. 591 00:27:04,917 --> 00:27:06,001 Wait, but there's a lotta echo. 592 00:27:06,001 --> 00:27:08,003 Is that the point? - [auto-tuned] That's the point. 593 00:27:08,003 --> 00:27:11,632 - [auto-tuned] Is someone gonna do the, the, the auto-tune before? 594 00:27:11,632 --> 00:27:12,925 Who's in charge here? 595 00:27:12,925 --> 00:27:15,010 Who, who, who, who does the auto-tuning? 596 00:27:15,010 --> 00:27:17,429 Get out of here. THRASH: That's good. 597 00:27:17,429 --> 00:27:18,639 - Yeah, Corey! 598 00:27:18,639 --> 00:27:20,224 THRASH: Is Corey doing the low octave? 599 00:27:20,224 --> 00:27:21,308 - Do you wanna be on it? 600 00:27:21,308 --> 00:27:23,101 - Mom, I wanna make a song. 601 00:27:23,101 --> 00:27:26,897 - ♪ They're singing deck the halls ♪ 602 00:27:26,897 --> 00:27:30,442 - ♪ But it's not like Christmas at all ♪ 603 00:27:30,442 --> 00:27:33,904 - ♪ I remember when you were here ♪ - Yes, Corey! 604 00:27:33,904 --> 00:27:37,574 - ♪ And all the fun we had last ye-- ♪ [laughs] 605 00:27:37,574 --> 00:27:39,284 THRASH: Kourt, that was great. - That was so good. 606 00:27:39,284 --> 00:27:40,410 KHLOÉ: That was good. - Corey, we're gonna punch 607 00:27:40,410 --> 00:27:41,828 your line in one more time. 608 00:27:42,162 --> 00:27:44,873 [Kourtney laughs] - That was so good! 609 00:27:44,873 --> 00:27:46,458 - No, guys. - Good for you! 610 00:27:46,458 --> 00:27:48,836 - I think we need someone to sing that last line. 611 00:27:48,836 --> 00:27:50,337 KHLOÉ: Kourt, that was un-- 612 00:27:50,337 --> 00:27:51,547 That was great. THRASH: That was good, Kourtney. 613 00:27:51,547 --> 00:27:52,673 Let's get one more. 614 00:27:52,673 --> 00:27:55,634 - You guys, that's higher than my power. 615 00:27:55,634 --> 00:28:01,348 ♪ You were here and all the fun we had last year ♪ 616 00:28:02,975 --> 00:28:04,810 - Yeah, exactly. - Absolutely. 617 00:28:05,269 --> 00:28:06,895 THRASH: Let's get one more. 618 00:28:06,895 --> 00:28:08,856 - They're singing deck the halls. 619 00:28:08,856 --> 00:28:12,651 - Here... Take-- Drink that. - 'Kay. We gotta go. I have things to do. 620 00:28:12,651 --> 00:28:15,028 - Peace! And love. 621 00:28:15,028 --> 00:28:18,490 - Kendall, you're a [bleep] bitch, and you didn't do one song. 622 00:28:18,490 --> 00:28:24,246 The session is undeniably chaos, but it's also so perfect. 623 00:28:24,246 --> 00:28:28,333 [laughing] - Legit, that was the best thing yet. 624 00:28:28,333 --> 00:28:32,921 KOURTNEY: The whole point of doing this is having fun with each other, 625 00:28:32,921 --> 00:28:34,798 and really that's what it's all about. 626 00:28:34,798 --> 00:28:37,009 - I have to go. - Did everyone else leave? 627 00:28:37,009 --> 00:28:38,010 - Yep. THRASH: Yep. 628 00:28:38,010 --> 00:28:39,428 - 'Kay. Are we done? - Love you. 629 00:28:39,428 --> 00:28:40,762 TRAVIS: We have to shut it down, babe. 630 00:28:40,762 --> 00:28:44,975 - Bye, you guys. Thank you. Bye, everybody. 631 00:28:46,643 --> 00:28:49,563 ♪ upbeat music playing ♪ 632 00:28:57,529 --> 00:28:59,531 ♪ 633 00:29:00,949 --> 00:29:04,161 - We are having Dream's sixth birthday. 634 00:29:04,161 --> 00:29:07,956 I cannot believe she's six, and she wanted a butterfly-theme birthday. 635 00:29:07,956 --> 00:29:10,167 I came with her wings. 636 00:29:10,167 --> 00:29:12,127 So, welcome to butterfly land. 637 00:29:13,795 --> 00:29:16,590 ♪ 638 00:29:16,590 --> 00:29:17,966 KRIS: Birthday girl! 639 00:29:19,885 --> 00:29:20,719 - What?! 640 00:29:21,595 --> 00:29:24,598 KRIS: Oh, my God, this is so cute! 641 00:29:24,598 --> 00:29:27,893 Dreamy, look at your party! 642 00:29:27,893 --> 00:29:30,896 You're like a rock star. Happy birthday! 643 00:29:31,855 --> 00:29:34,483 You like your diamond butterflies? 644 00:29:35,025 --> 00:29:37,027 And your new phone?! 645 00:29:37,653 --> 00:29:38,987 Who are you? 646 00:29:38,987 --> 00:29:40,906 I love spoiling my grandkids, 647 00:29:40,906 --> 00:29:43,825 and I love when they love something that I've done for them. 648 00:29:43,825 --> 00:29:45,452 It makes me so happy. 649 00:29:45,452 --> 00:29:46,954 There's nothing better than that, 650 00:29:46,954 --> 00:29:49,790 but the best part about being a grandparent 651 00:29:49,790 --> 00:29:52,209 is I get to go home at the end of the party. 652 00:29:52,209 --> 00:29:55,963 [laughs] Is that bad to say? Sorry, guys. 653 00:29:55,963 --> 00:29:59,591 ♪ 654 00:30:03,303 --> 00:30:05,305 KOURTNEY: Yeah, I just wanna get a water. 655 00:30:06,557 --> 00:30:10,269 PENELOPE: For your hangoverness. KOURTNEY: Yes, for my hangoverness. 656 00:30:10,269 --> 00:30:12,271 TRAVIS: Yes. KOURTNEY: Penelope said it. 657 00:30:12,271 --> 00:30:13,564 [laughter] 658 00:30:13,564 --> 00:30:15,190 KHLOÉ: Is it what you wanted? DREAM: Yes. 659 00:30:15,190 --> 00:30:17,442 KHLOÉ: It is? Everything? DREAM: Yes, yes. 660 00:30:20,737 --> 00:30:23,282 Look it. - Whoa! 661 00:30:23,282 --> 00:30:25,158 That's amazing! 662 00:30:25,158 --> 00:30:27,619 And your snow cone! Did you see it? 663 00:30:27,619 --> 00:30:31,623 Whoa, and your paint and your slime! I knew it! 664 00:30:32,666 --> 00:30:35,836 They take this very seriously. - Yes. 665 00:30:35,836 --> 00:30:39,464 - Feel like I'm, like, a third parent for Dream, I guess. 666 00:30:39,464 --> 00:30:42,050 I mean, I do know how important it is for Dream 667 00:30:42,050 --> 00:30:44,678 to have a great maternal influence, 668 00:30:44,678 --> 00:30:48,724 whether that be from me, or her own mom, or whoever, 669 00:30:48,724 --> 00:30:51,685 it's important, and wherever she gets it from, she gets it from. 670 00:30:51,685 --> 00:30:56,982 Who gave you those butterfly earrings? Lovey?! Woo-hoo! 671 00:30:56,982 --> 00:31:00,861 - I think the best thing about this very time in my life 672 00:31:00,861 --> 00:31:05,282 is that I get to spend some really great quality time with my grandchildren, 673 00:31:05,282 --> 00:31:09,494 and I think I'm very aware of what a blessing that is, 674 00:31:09,494 --> 00:31:13,707 and how much I appreciate every single one of them. 675 00:31:16,293 --> 00:31:18,128 SCOTT: What's happening, Sug? 676 00:31:18,545 --> 00:31:19,546 This is cute. 677 00:31:19,546 --> 00:31:22,257 KHLOÉ: Oh, I think we're gonna do piñata. 678 00:31:22,466 --> 00:31:26,970 Piñata time! Everyone, stand in line! 679 00:31:26,970 --> 00:31:28,639 Three swings! 680 00:31:28,639 --> 00:31:29,765 DJ [on microphone]: Come on, guys! Cheer her on. 681 00:31:29,765 --> 00:31:31,642 Let's go, Dream! [all cheering] 682 00:31:31,642 --> 00:31:34,603 - Yeah, you got it, True, yeah! 683 00:31:34,603 --> 00:31:38,148 - Khloé really is incredible. 684 00:31:38,148 --> 00:31:39,942 She's the best mom, 685 00:31:39,942 --> 00:31:42,861 loving, and nurturing, and supportive, and caring, 686 00:31:42,861 --> 00:31:46,240 and she's firm, and she's funny. 687 00:31:46,240 --> 00:31:48,659 DJ: Do you guys know how to play freeze dance? 688 00:31:48,659 --> 00:31:50,577 KRIS: If you have Khloé for your auntie, 689 00:31:50,577 --> 00:31:54,206 you're probably the luckiest little kid in the universe. 690 00:31:54,581 --> 00:31:56,834 - Reign, do you ever see this dollhouse? 691 00:31:56,834 --> 00:31:58,252 It's a nice crib. 692 00:31:58,836 --> 00:32:00,045 Hello? 693 00:32:01,129 --> 00:32:03,549 Who's home? KHLOÉ: Say hi. 694 00:32:04,007 --> 00:32:06,635 Say we're... we're cookin'. SCOTT: Whoa. 695 00:32:07,386 --> 00:32:09,137 I was gonna leave, but-- KHLOÉ: Can you-- 696 00:32:09,137 --> 00:32:11,765 - Um, for everything you have goin' on 697 00:32:11,765 --> 00:32:13,976 to do this. - Oh, my gosh, I love her 698 00:32:13,976 --> 00:32:15,686 and Rob-- - I know, it's-- You take care 699 00:32:15,686 --> 00:32:18,105 of so many people. - Oh, Scotty. 700 00:32:18,105 --> 00:32:20,649 - You do. It's amazing. - No, I appreciate that. 701 00:32:21,191 --> 00:32:23,068 - Just can't believe that you're basically like 702 00:32:23,068 --> 00:32:26,113 somewhat of a co-parent to Dream. 703 00:32:26,113 --> 00:32:29,867 - I mean-- You guys having fun up there? 704 00:32:30,200 --> 00:32:32,411 - You're, like, more than an aunt. 705 00:32:32,995 --> 00:32:34,580 - Probably more than an aunt, but-- 706 00:32:34,580 --> 00:32:36,999 - Less than a-- - Just a third parent. 707 00:32:36,999 --> 00:32:40,752 - It's amazing. - I'm the third, the third wheel. 708 00:32:40,752 --> 00:32:41,795 - You're not the third wheel. - Like most things, 709 00:32:41,795 --> 00:32:43,297 like most things in life. - You're like the wheel 710 00:32:43,297 --> 00:32:44,923 that makes the car move. 711 00:32:46,175 --> 00:32:50,262 - Dream is one of my babies, too, just like all the rest of them, 712 00:32:50,262 --> 00:32:54,474 and I absolutely love being a mom to people. 713 00:32:54,474 --> 00:32:57,477 Let's do the cake and then you can eat. We're gonna do the cake first. 714 00:32:57,477 --> 00:33:00,939 I love mothering people. I don't know if they like that or not. 715 00:33:00,939 --> 00:33:05,652 ALL [singing]: ♪ Happy birthday to you ♪ 716 00:33:05,652 --> 00:33:09,364 - But it's so in my blood just to be a mom. 717 00:33:09,364 --> 00:33:11,116 I wouldn't have it any other way. 718 00:33:11,116 --> 00:33:12,743 Woo! 719 00:33:12,743 --> 00:33:15,370 [all singing, cheering] 720 00:33:19,249 --> 00:33:21,835 ♪ 721 00:33:35,974 --> 00:33:38,185 PERSON: Welcome. KOURTNEY: Thank you. 722 00:33:40,771 --> 00:33:41,772 - Yeah. 723 00:33:42,898 --> 00:33:44,233 - Drumming? - Yeah. 724 00:33:44,233 --> 00:33:47,528 - Sadly, no, he used to say he was gonna teach me, 725 00:33:47,528 --> 00:33:49,696 and he wanted to do, like, a video of me playing. 726 00:33:49,696 --> 00:33:51,907 We have to do that. - I feel like that'd be so cute. 727 00:33:51,907 --> 00:33:54,910 - Yeah, maybe on tour when we have time. - Yeah. 728 00:33:54,910 --> 00:33:59,831 Travis is performing at James Corden today. 729 00:33:59,831 --> 00:34:02,584 Here he-- Here's my husband. 730 00:34:02,584 --> 00:34:07,589 We both love to be there for each other and support each other as much as we can. 731 00:34:08,674 --> 00:34:09,883 Are you ready? 732 00:34:10,801 --> 00:34:13,136 - Uh, I was just practicin' somethin' else. 733 00:34:13,554 --> 00:34:16,181 - Um, we're kinda matching. TRAVIS: Not planned either. 734 00:34:16,640 --> 00:34:20,143 - Um... thank you for 735 00:34:20,727 --> 00:34:23,730 being so patient with us in the studio. 736 00:34:23,730 --> 00:34:24,940 - Of course, what are you talkin' about? 737 00:34:24,940 --> 00:34:28,110 I had the best singers in the world in my studio. 738 00:34:28,110 --> 00:34:31,488 I've kinda got music done on Santa Baby, 739 00:34:31,488 --> 00:34:33,323 and I got it done on Sleigh Ride. 740 00:34:33,323 --> 00:34:34,700 - Amazing. - Mm-hm. 741 00:34:34,700 --> 00:34:38,328 I was probably gonna go to the studio right after this to finish one more. 742 00:34:38,328 --> 00:34:41,123 - I know, like, there's so much going on right now. 743 00:34:41,123 --> 00:34:43,333 I think that's how you thrive. 744 00:34:43,333 --> 00:34:47,796 - Mm-hm... I have so much. - I'll just keep adding more, 745 00:34:47,796 --> 00:34:50,048 adding more to your time and to your day. 746 00:34:50,048 --> 00:34:53,385 I really do appreciate so much. 747 00:34:53,385 --> 00:34:56,597 Like, while he's in the middle of making his Blink album, 748 00:34:56,597 --> 00:34:58,891 and, like, three other albums, 749 00:34:58,891 --> 00:35:02,394 took the time doing this song with his engineer, 750 00:35:02,394 --> 00:35:04,229 and he loves it, too. 751 00:35:04,229 --> 00:35:06,690 But I was thinking that we should give 752 00:35:06,690 --> 00:35:10,903 all the proceeds to a children's charity. 753 00:35:11,904 --> 00:35:14,531 - That would be incredible. KOURTNEY: Um, wait, 754 00:35:14,531 --> 00:35:16,867 we were just saying... - Yeah? 755 00:35:16,867 --> 00:35:21,288 - ...you have to teach me how to really play the drums. 756 00:35:21,288 --> 00:35:22,831 - You wanna try to learn somethin' right now? 757 00:35:22,831 --> 00:35:24,208 - Sure. 758 00:35:24,208 --> 00:35:25,792 - So, one, your right hand 759 00:35:25,792 --> 00:35:27,794 and your right foot are together. - 'Kay. 760 00:35:28,420 --> 00:35:29,838 - And then, that's two. 761 00:35:29,838 --> 00:35:31,590 - Two. Three. - And then, three together. 762 00:35:31,590 --> 00:35:33,050 And then, by itself. - Four. 763 00:35:33,050 --> 00:35:34,384 - There you go, that's the first half. 764 00:35:34,384 --> 00:35:38,931 Do it again. - So, one, two, three. 765 00:35:38,931 --> 00:35:42,684 [laughing] - So, so this one goes the whole time. 766 00:35:42,684 --> 00:35:45,437 - Oh, the whole time? - Mm-hm. 767 00:35:45,437 --> 00:35:47,064 So, do this. 768 00:35:48,732 --> 00:35:51,735 There's actually things that, like, this foot would be doing, too. 769 00:35:53,403 --> 00:35:54,613 - [softly] Let's not go there yet. 770 00:35:54,613 --> 00:35:56,365 I just wanna be able to be, like, 771 00:35:58,325 --> 00:36:03,705 just feeling it and just getting it out, but I know there's so much more to it. 772 00:36:03,705 --> 00:36:04,748 - Just remember both hands... - Four. 773 00:36:04,748 --> 00:36:07,584 - ...go on three together. - Okay. 774 00:36:07,584 --> 00:36:12,548 One, two, three, four. Oh, shit. [laughing] 775 00:36:12,548 --> 00:36:14,466 One-- Shit. One. - Yeah. 776 00:36:14,466 --> 00:36:18,303 - Wait, wait. - It would be one, two, three, four. 777 00:36:18,303 --> 00:36:22,558 - One, two, three, four. - Good, babe. 778 00:36:22,558 --> 00:36:23,934 That's really good. - 'Kay. 779 00:36:23,934 --> 00:36:25,561 TRAVIS: She's playin' tonight. - Hey, I'm learning how to play. 780 00:36:25,561 --> 00:36:26,895 - Oh, my God. KOURTNEY: I'm learning how to play. 781 00:36:27,896 --> 00:36:30,524 KOURTNEY: All right. - Babe, this is your moment right here. 782 00:36:33,569 --> 00:36:37,406 - Um, it's-- It looks, It looks harder. 783 00:36:38,073 --> 00:36:39,408 - It looks harder?! 784 00:36:39,408 --> 00:36:42,244 It doesn't look hard at all. [laughs] - I mean, sorry, sorry, sorry. 785 00:36:42,244 --> 00:36:45,372 It's so much harder than it looks. - Basically, you were just doing this. 786 00:36:45,372 --> 00:36:50,544 You were going, "Guys, this looks a lot harder than it is. 787 00:36:50,544 --> 00:36:52,171 "Don't be fooled. 788 00:36:52,171 --> 00:36:55,799 This is really hard, and this is just what it is." 789 00:36:55,799 --> 00:36:58,969 Bless you for being here. Nice to see you. I'll see you shortly. 790 00:36:58,969 --> 00:37:00,345 TRAVIS: All right. KOURTNEY: Bye. 791 00:37:00,345 --> 00:37:01,847 ♪ 792 00:37:01,847 --> 00:37:03,265 Hi. JUSTIN LONG: I'm Justin, um. 793 00:37:03,265 --> 00:37:04,766 - Good to see you. Yeah. - Pleasure to meet you. 794 00:37:04,766 --> 00:37:06,393 This is very kind of you. 795 00:37:07,019 --> 00:37:10,772 Yes, yes. Thank you very much. Thank you. Sorry, everyone. 796 00:37:10,772 --> 00:37:12,399 - Hi. Nice to meet you. - So, anyway, it was so nice to meet you. 797 00:37:12,399 --> 00:37:13,942 Justin, pleasure. 798 00:37:13,942 --> 00:37:15,235 - Awesome. - Uh, we're gonna watch you play. 799 00:37:15,235 --> 00:37:17,029 - All right, awesome. - Lookin' forward to it. 800 00:37:18,488 --> 00:37:19,698 CREWMEMBER: Do you wanna sit in the audience 801 00:37:19,698 --> 00:37:21,700 or do you wanna be back here? 802 00:37:22,784 --> 00:37:23,994 KOURTNEY: What do you think's better? 803 00:37:23,994 --> 00:37:25,829 CREWMEMBER: I have to be close to Travis. - Wherever you want. 804 00:37:25,829 --> 00:37:28,582 - I love you. Have the best performance, baby. 805 00:37:28,582 --> 00:37:32,586 - Please welcome Avril Lavigne with Yungblud and Travis Barker. 806 00:37:32,586 --> 00:37:34,796 [audience cheering] - Woo! 807 00:37:36,131 --> 00:37:41,136 SINGING: ♪ But I know I'm a mess, I'm a mess ♪ 808 00:37:41,136 --> 00:37:42,804 ♪ When we're not together ♪ 809 00:37:42,804 --> 00:37:45,224 KOURTNEY: I love watching my husband perform. 810 00:37:45,224 --> 00:37:47,768 Like, there's nothing better than that, 811 00:37:47,768 --> 00:37:50,521 and I think it's such a cool thing to witness. 812 00:37:50,521 --> 00:37:54,441 SINGING: ♪ I'm a mess, I'm a mess ♪ 813 00:37:54,441 --> 00:37:56,443 [audience cheering] 814 00:37:58,445 --> 00:38:00,864 - Drumming is much harder than it looks, 815 00:38:00,864 --> 00:38:05,786 and it really makes me that much more impressed 816 00:38:05,786 --> 00:38:08,872 with what an insane drummer he is. 817 00:38:08,872 --> 00:38:11,792 TRAVIS: Mm. Where'd you watch from? KOURTNEY: The side... 818 00:38:11,792 --> 00:38:13,126 - Nice. - ...so I got to see. 819 00:38:13,502 --> 00:38:15,295 ♪ 820 00:38:22,344 --> 00:38:23,387 ♪ 821 00:38:26,682 --> 00:38:28,183 KHLOÉ: Hi, Mom. KRIS: Hello. 822 00:38:28,183 --> 00:38:30,769 KOURTNEY: Hi. KHLOÉ: Hi. 823 00:38:30,769 --> 00:38:34,147 True has a loose tooth and one's wiggly, so I need to prepare. 824 00:38:34,147 --> 00:38:37,317 - Wait, you guys, we're supposed to keep all their teeth? 825 00:38:37,317 --> 00:38:39,570 - No, you don't have to. One-- Well, the tooth fairy 826 00:38:39,570 --> 00:38:40,737 is supposed to have the teeth, 827 00:38:40,737 --> 00:38:42,865 so you definitely don't want your kids to see it. 828 00:38:42,865 --> 00:38:44,116 - Got it, yeah. 829 00:38:44,116 --> 00:38:45,868 KOURTNEY: I mean, I have some. 830 00:38:45,868 --> 00:38:47,369 KHLOÉ: This is cute, though. - Have them in the same drawer 831 00:38:47,369 --> 00:38:51,707 as Reign's hair. - Like, squirrel. Ew, Kourtney, enough. 832 00:38:51,707 --> 00:38:56,170 - It's Thanksgiving, and we're all in the desert, which we love, 833 00:38:56,170 --> 00:38:59,381 and all together and having the best time. 834 00:38:59,381 --> 00:39:00,757 There's a tooth fairy book. 835 00:39:00,757 --> 00:39:03,051 I would get the pillow, the book. 836 00:39:03,051 --> 00:39:07,472 You know, you guys yelled at me because I saved somebody's belly button. 837 00:39:07,472 --> 00:39:10,976 - Mom, that is so disgusting. 838 00:39:10,976 --> 00:39:12,561 - Their belly button fell off 839 00:39:12,561 --> 00:39:14,104 and I put it in a-- - Mom. 840 00:39:14,104 --> 00:39:16,106 Honestly. - It's when your belly button falls off 841 00:39:16,106 --> 00:39:17,774 when you're a baby-- KHLOÉ: The umbilical cord! 842 00:39:17,774 --> 00:39:19,610 It's not your belly button, you [bleep] imbeciles! 843 00:39:19,610 --> 00:39:20,736 - It's like a dark-- 844 00:39:20,736 --> 00:39:23,614 It's, it's, it's like a scab. - It's an umbilical cord! 845 00:39:23,614 --> 00:39:26,700 - It's a scab. - I saved the umbilical cord in a-- 846 00:39:26,700 --> 00:39:30,662 - Mom, that is so disgusting. KOURTNEY: It's a scab. 847 00:39:30,662 --> 00:39:32,623 KIM: Hi, guys. - Hi. 848 00:39:32,623 --> 00:39:34,374 KHLOÉ: Hey, Jogey. KIM: What's happenin'? 849 00:39:34,374 --> 00:39:39,296 KOURTNEY: Um, okay, so, do you guys wanna talk Christmas songs? 850 00:39:39,296 --> 00:39:40,631 - Can't wait. 851 00:39:40,631 --> 00:39:42,382 Do you guys know that... KOURTNEY: Or we could talk Christmas together? 852 00:39:42,382 --> 00:39:44,718 - ...the Christmas album genuinely keeps me up at night? 853 00:39:44,718 --> 00:39:46,845 Like, I have nightmares thinking about the voice. 854 00:39:46,845 --> 00:39:48,555 KRIS: Why are you so paranoid? 855 00:39:48,555 --> 00:39:49,973 - I don't wanna-- I am not a singer. 856 00:39:49,973 --> 00:39:52,434 I don't wanna be a singer. KRIS: You have great voice, but we did-- 857 00:39:52,434 --> 00:39:54,478 We had fun. That was a memory. - Why do you think so harsh about it? 858 00:39:54,478 --> 00:39:55,729 It's a fun thing. KHLOÉ: That was fun. 859 00:39:58,482 --> 00:40:00,901 - Critical. KOURTNEY: Crucial. 860 00:40:01,944 --> 00:40:05,489 Um, so, do you guys wanna hear? KRIS: Yes, please. 861 00:40:05,489 --> 00:40:07,533 KOURTNEY: What the [bleep]? Why isn't it working now? 862 00:40:07,533 --> 00:40:08,992 - Oh God, it's a sign. 863 00:40:10,244 --> 00:40:12,871 - You're just in time to hear our songs! 864 00:40:12,871 --> 00:40:14,873 ♪ Sleigh Ride plays on phone ♪ 865 00:40:17,626 --> 00:40:19,878 KIM: ♪ Just hear those sleigh bells jingle-ing ♪ 866 00:40:19,878 --> 00:40:22,381 ♪ Ring ting tingle-ing too ♪ 867 00:40:23,257 --> 00:40:27,845 KRIS: ♪ There's a birthday party at the home of Farmer Grey ♪ 868 00:40:27,845 --> 00:40:32,850 ♪ It'll be a perfect ending of a perfect day ♪ 869 00:40:32,850 --> 00:40:35,477 Mine sounds terrible. [laughs] 870 00:40:35,477 --> 00:40:37,020 To be honest. 871 00:40:37,020 --> 00:40:41,233 I don't know what happened, but... we need a redo. 872 00:40:41,233 --> 00:40:44,236 - So Mom needs, everyone needs-- - I need to go in again. 873 00:40:44,236 --> 00:40:46,530 - So, like, there's, like, minimal things, 874 00:40:46,530 --> 00:40:48,323 but it's, like-- KRIS: Well, it's not minimal, 875 00:40:48,323 --> 00:40:50,158 but I love you for being so nice. [laughter] 876 00:40:50,158 --> 00:40:51,243 - No, just to make it awesome. 877 00:40:51,243 --> 00:40:53,537 - We have to redo this. KRIS: Yeah. 878 00:40:53,537 --> 00:40:55,747 I'll come back in for a week straight. 879 00:40:55,747 --> 00:40:59,126 But whenever you have time, just let me know and I'll come over. 880 00:40:59,126 --> 00:41:01,545 TRAVIS: Okay. - Okay, guys. Santa Baby. 881 00:41:02,045 --> 00:41:04,798 KIM [on phone]: ♪ Santa baby, just slip ♪ - Oh. 882 00:41:04,798 --> 00:41:07,009 - ♪ A Sable under the tree ♪ KOURTNEY: Sonta, remember Sonta? 883 00:41:07,009 --> 00:41:08,760 - Sonta baby. KOURTNEY: Sonta, 884 00:41:08,760 --> 00:41:11,763 'cause that's what she said. - You're really-- This is great. 885 00:41:11,763 --> 00:41:13,432 - ♪ Awful good girl ♪ 886 00:41:13,432 --> 00:41:14,433 - I would listen to this. 887 00:41:14,433 --> 00:41:16,351 - What? Really? [laughs] - Yeah. 888 00:41:16,351 --> 00:41:18,520 - You would listen to this? - Yeah. 889 00:41:18,520 --> 00:41:19,813 KHLOÉ: I like that one. - It's so good. 890 00:41:19,813 --> 00:41:22,399 KOURTNEY: Mm-hm. - That is so good. That's gonna chart. 891 00:41:22,399 --> 00:41:24,234 [indistinct chatter] [laughter] 892 00:41:24,234 --> 00:41:26,069 - All right, so now the next one. 893 00:41:26,069 --> 00:41:28,906 Corey has a cameo comin' up. TRAVIS: Mm-hm. 894 00:41:29,156 --> 00:41:32,826 KOURTNEY [on phone]: ♪ They're singing deck the halls ♪ 895 00:41:32,826 --> 00:41:36,371 COREY [on phone]: ♪ But it's not like Christmas at all ♪ - Oh, Corey. 896 00:41:36,371 --> 00:41:39,458 KOURTNEY: ♪ I remember when you were here ♪ 897 00:41:39,458 --> 00:41:42,503 [laughter] - Yeah, that was, like, a tequila-fueled, 898 00:41:42,503 --> 00:41:44,880 uh, you know, Christmas session. 899 00:41:44,880 --> 00:41:46,548 But now, like, we have these demos, 900 00:41:46,548 --> 00:41:47,382 and you guys can go in 901 00:41:47,382 --> 00:41:49,259 and, like, fine-tune things. - And perfect it. 902 00:41:49,259 --> 00:41:51,512 Oh, my God. - But it was, it was awesome. 903 00:41:51,512 --> 00:41:52,804 - I can come Monday, Tuesday, Wednesday, Thursday. 904 00:41:52,804 --> 00:41:55,057 KOURTNEY: You guys, Travis is also being really nice. 905 00:41:55,057 --> 00:41:57,809 He has to turn in his Blink-182 album to go on tour by, like, December. 906 00:41:57,809 --> 00:42:00,020 KHLOÉ: Yeah, you guys think Travis has nothing else to do? 907 00:42:00,020 --> 00:42:01,522 TRAVIS: No, but it's good. 908 00:42:01,522 --> 00:42:03,482 This is a break for, like, 909 00:42:03,482 --> 00:42:05,859 you know, sonically, and whatever, it's cool. KRIS: Well, whenever you have time 910 00:42:05,859 --> 00:42:08,403 with your schedule and the importance of what you have 911 00:42:08,403 --> 00:42:10,030 going on with Blink-182, 912 00:42:10,030 --> 00:42:12,157 you have to let us know when you have time. 913 00:42:12,157 --> 00:42:14,368 - Well, timing is, like, everything. KRIS: Yes. 914 00:42:14,368 --> 00:42:15,911 - Sooner than later. KRIS: Yep. 915 00:42:15,911 --> 00:42:17,704 - Guys. KHLOÉ: Oh God. 916 00:42:17,704 --> 00:42:21,083 - On another note, I have some very important news. 917 00:42:22,167 --> 00:42:23,919 KYLIE/COREY: You're pregnant. - Oh boy. 918 00:42:24,503 --> 00:42:27,506 - No. By who? The 500 people I'm dating? 919 00:42:29,466 --> 00:42:30,968 I gotta stand up for this one. KRIS: What's your news? 920 00:42:30,968 --> 00:42:32,386 KHLOÉ: Oh, what are you doing? 921 00:42:33,679 --> 00:42:35,681 KIM: 'Kay, so-- KHLOÉ: Uh-oh. 922 00:42:35,681 --> 00:42:38,058 - I'm so excited. 923 00:42:38,058 --> 00:42:40,561 Um, okay, so-- KHLOÉ: Are you okay? 924 00:42:40,561 --> 00:42:43,146 KYLIE: So nervous. That feeling in my stomach. 925 00:42:43,146 --> 00:42:44,356 What is it? 926 00:42:48,026 --> 00:42:50,863 ♪ dramatic music playing ♪ 927 00:42:50,863 --> 00:42:52,281 KIM: I gotta stand up for this one. KRIS: What's your news? 928 00:42:52,281 --> 00:42:54,408 KHLOÉ: Oh, what are you doing? 929 00:42:54,408 --> 00:42:56,201 I wanna know. KIM: No one knows. 930 00:42:56,201 --> 00:42:59,204 KYLIE: So nervous. That feeling in my stomach. What is it? 931 00:42:59,204 --> 00:43:02,374 - An executive from Disney called me, 932 00:43:02,374 --> 00:43:04,251 Rob Mills. - Yeah. 933 00:43:04,251 --> 00:43:06,420 - You know these people, but they wanted to call me directly, 934 00:43:06,420 --> 00:43:07,880 and then I was gonna connect them 935 00:43:07,880 --> 00:43:10,674 with you once I decided if I was gonna do it or not. 936 00:43:10,674 --> 00:43:12,676 ♪ 937 00:43:13,969 --> 00:43:16,471 I'm gonna do the show The Bachelorette. 938 00:43:16,471 --> 00:43:18,056 I'm gonna be the Bachelorette. KYLIE: Stop, you're lying. 939 00:43:19,433 --> 00:43:21,059 KIM: I'm so serious. 940 00:43:21,059 --> 00:43:23,770 - You're gonna do The Bachelorette? - Yes. 941 00:43:23,770 --> 00:43:25,439 I am. KYLIE: What?! 942 00:43:25,439 --> 00:43:27,983 - You're gonna do The Bachelorette? KIM: Yes. 943 00:43:27,983 --> 00:43:31,528 - Mom-- Kim, 100%, you're not doing that. - Yes, why? 944 00:43:31,528 --> 00:43:34,823 KOURTNEY: There's no way you're doing The Bachelorette. KIM: Mom, call the guy, Rob. 945 00:43:34,823 --> 00:43:37,451 - No, not happening, nope. 946 00:43:37,451 --> 00:43:40,037 I'm your momager, manager, mother. 947 00:43:40,037 --> 00:43:42,080 [stammers] Name a title. 948 00:43:42,080 --> 00:43:44,666 I'll put any hat on that you want, 949 00:43:44,666 --> 00:43:46,210 but you're not doing this. 950 00:43:46,210 --> 00:43:47,920 - They're gonna do it in Malibu. 951 00:43:47,920 --> 00:43:50,047 KHLOÉ: Who gives a [bleep]? - That is so close by. 952 00:43:50,047 --> 00:43:52,841 - You're gonna be stuck in a house with 20 strange men 953 00:43:52,841 --> 00:43:55,135 that you have to make out with? KYLIE: And you're gonna make out with on camera?! 954 00:43:55,135 --> 00:43:56,386 - Are you okay? 955 00:43:56,386 --> 00:44:00,849 - You guys, I've thought this through and I thought it was so much fun. 956 00:44:00,849 --> 00:44:03,852 - Kim, absolutely not should you be on The Bachelorette. 957 00:44:03,852 --> 00:44:04,853 Like, come on. 958 00:44:04,853 --> 00:44:08,023 First of all, you barely drink, so you don't know how to be drunk. 959 00:44:08,023 --> 00:44:11,276 They won't let you have your glam team, I can guarantee you that, 960 00:44:11,276 --> 00:44:13,278 and you're gonna be, ugh, 961 00:44:13,278 --> 00:44:15,531 just making out with random people all day long? 962 00:44:15,531 --> 00:44:19,076 That sounds... gross. 963 00:44:19,076 --> 00:44:21,620 - Hi, is this Rob? ROB MILLS [on phone]: Yeah, it is. 964 00:44:21,620 --> 00:44:24,456 - Hi, it's Kris Jenner. ROB MILLS: Kris, how are you? 965 00:44:24,456 --> 00:44:27,960 - I'm sitting here with my family and with Kim... 966 00:44:27,960 --> 00:44:30,754 ROB MILLS: Of course, that's lovely. - ...and she just, she just made, um, 967 00:44:30,754 --> 00:44:33,632 a special announcement that she... ROB MILLS: Yes. 968 00:44:33,632 --> 00:44:38,595 - ...has been offered the role of The Bachelorette? 969 00:44:38,595 --> 00:44:40,097 ROB MILLS: She, she has. 970 00:44:40,097 --> 00:44:43,475 Now, we're working on all the scheduling and everything right now. 971 00:44:43,475 --> 00:44:47,312 We're probably 90% there. KRIS: Right. 90% there. 972 00:44:47,312 --> 00:44:50,315 What kind of budget do you guys have for Kim? 973 00:44:50,649 --> 00:44:52,150 ROB MILLS: For Kim? Well, that's... - Yeah. 974 00:44:52,150 --> 00:44:54,486 - ...always subject to a negotiation. 975 00:44:54,486 --> 00:44:57,656 Probably, what we need to do is have Warner Brothers work 976 00:44:57,656 --> 00:44:59,908 with you, Kris, on what that fee would be. 977 00:44:59,908 --> 00:45:02,661 - Well, I just need to wrap my head around something like this 978 00:45:02,661 --> 00:45:06,707 because... this isn't exactly the space I saw Kim in, 979 00:45:06,707 --> 00:45:08,333 and she does have four kids, 980 00:45:08,333 --> 00:45:10,919 and a big, busy life. ROB MILLS: But I think that's why 981 00:45:10,919 --> 00:45:12,588 the story is so great. 982 00:45:12,588 --> 00:45:14,882 - I watch the show, I love the show. 983 00:45:14,882 --> 00:45:17,926 But... did I want my daughter on the show? 984 00:45:17,926 --> 00:45:20,512 Oh, hell no... No, no, no. 985 00:45:20,929 --> 00:45:23,140 - The Bachelorette is an amazing show. 986 00:45:23,140 --> 00:45:26,810 My mom and Kendall are literally the biggest fans of The Bachelor. 987 00:45:26,810 --> 00:45:29,438 Every Monday, we can't talk to them, I get it. 988 00:45:29,438 --> 00:45:34,484 But for Kimberly, I can't imagine her being herself on that show. 989 00:45:34,484 --> 00:45:38,655 ROB MILLS: I think that somebody who, you know, has put everybody first, 990 00:45:38,655 --> 00:45:41,992 and now, you know, is, is looking for, for this guy 991 00:45:41,992 --> 00:45:44,203 is what's gonna make this really special. 992 00:45:44,203 --> 00:45:46,038 - Okay, thanks, Rob. I appreciate it. 993 00:45:46,038 --> 00:45:47,331 ROB MILLS: Oh, you got it, Kris-- - Okay. 994 00:45:47,331 --> 00:45:48,957 ROB MILLS: Have a great Thanksgiving. KRIS: All right, you too. 995 00:45:48,957 --> 00:45:50,584 Happy Thanksgiving. 996 00:45:50,584 --> 00:45:52,336 ROB MILLS: Okay, bye. KRIS: Okay, bye. 997 00:45:52,336 --> 00:45:53,629 - What are you mouthing? 998 00:45:54,838 --> 00:45:58,842 I saw you mouth something, so you're, obviously, [bleep] everyone. 999 00:45:58,842 --> 00:46:01,762 - I'm kidding, it was a prank! The head of Disney was in on it. 1000 00:46:01,762 --> 00:46:03,305 - Oh God. - Stop. 1001 00:46:03,305 --> 00:46:06,475 - I know, I'm sitting here thinking like, "There's no [bleep] way." 1002 00:46:06,475 --> 00:46:07,851 KHLOÉ: Oh, my God. 1003 00:46:07,851 --> 00:46:10,521 - These kids love a good prank, 1004 00:46:10,521 --> 00:46:13,607 and it's-- I'm always the victim of the prank. 1005 00:46:13,607 --> 00:46:15,984 I'm always the subject of the prank. 1006 00:46:16,443 --> 00:46:18,904 For them to go this far, 1007 00:46:19,530 --> 00:46:21,615 oh, my God. 1008 00:46:21,615 --> 00:46:23,825 And why don't I see these coming? 1009 00:46:24,743 --> 00:46:25,953 Why? 1010 00:46:27,496 --> 00:46:28,330 - I know. 1011 00:46:28,330 --> 00:46:30,749 KIM: The look on all of your faces was, like-- 1012 00:46:30,749 --> 00:46:33,752 KYLIE: I was convinced that this, that this was real. 1013 00:46:34,628 --> 00:46:37,089 - It's times like this that I feel really blessed 1014 00:46:37,089 --> 00:46:39,132 to have such an amazing family. 1015 00:46:39,675 --> 00:46:43,220 And being here watching my kids have so much fun, 1016 00:46:43,220 --> 00:46:44,930 makes me really happy. 1017 00:46:44,930 --> 00:46:46,139 It's priceless. 1018 00:46:46,139 --> 00:46:48,392 KIM: I'm too busy with my singing career, 1019 00:46:48,392 --> 00:46:51,770 doing a Christmas album. Who has time for The Bachelorette? 1020 00:46:51,770 --> 00:46:53,605 KHLOÉ: Oh, my God. 1021 00:46:53,939 --> 00:46:55,148 - Ah. 1022 00:46:56,233 --> 00:46:58,861 KIM: Next on The Kardashians... 1023 00:46:58,861 --> 00:47:00,988 - My number-one slogan, 1024 00:47:00,988 --> 00:47:03,282 you wanna make God laugh, tell him your plans. 1025 00:47:03,907 --> 00:47:06,326 - So this is not about, like, fighting. 1026 00:47:06,326 --> 00:47:07,244 I have notes. 1027 00:47:07,244 --> 00:47:08,287 - Okay. 1028 00:47:09,246 --> 00:47:12,416 - With my family, I'm like, "Protect my energy," 1029 00:47:12,416 --> 00:47:15,127 and like, "I'm married. Bye, everyone." 1030 00:47:15,127 --> 00:47:16,962 Like, it's so nice. 1031 00:47:16,962 --> 00:47:19,965 KIM: What are these? MAN: Well, that's music equipment. 1032 00:47:22,342 --> 00:47:23,010 - Yeah. 1033 00:47:23,010 --> 00:47:24,469 That was supposed to be for Psalm. 1034 00:47:24,469 --> 00:47:27,848 This is me holding on to the Kanye that I know. 1035 00:47:28,473 --> 00:47:31,351 But when you know it can never get back there, 1036 00:47:31,351 --> 00:47:34,479 that's what sucks and that's what's hard. 1037 00:47:35,022 --> 00:47:40,444 Isn't God funny how you were so ready to have your year of being free, 1038 00:47:40,444 --> 00:47:43,030 and now-- - Ohh! 1039 00:47:44,323 --> 00:47:46,742 - Thank you so much from me and my family. 1040 00:47:46,742 --> 00:47:49,369 Man, I don't know what I'd do without you guys right now, like. 1041 00:47:52,080 --> 00:47:55,083 ♪ upbeat music playing ♪ 1042 00:47:59,755 --> 00:48:03,675 ♪ 1043 00:48:38,168 --> 00:48:41,630 - No one could hear me sounding like a dead alley cat. 1044 00:48:41,630 --> 00:48:43,048 I can't do that. 1045 00:48:43,257 --> 00:48:45,968 [exhales] I'm literally, like, spiraling. 1046 00:48:45,968 --> 00:48:47,386 PRODUCER: We love you... - Oh, my God. 1047 00:48:47,386 --> 00:48:49,012 - ...so we will make this happen. 1048 00:48:49,012 --> 00:48:52,182 - Yeah, 'cause I-I can't live like this. 1049 00:48:52,182 --> 00:48:54,226 PRODUCER: Okay, this is clearly causing her stress, folks. 1050 00:48:54,226 --> 00:48:58,981 - Clearly... Do you want me to be a drug addict on Xanax? No. 1051 00:48:58,981 --> 00:49:01,358 I already am. [laughs]