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KIM: Previously, on The Kardashians...
- How'd your call go with Dolce & Gabbana?
- Amazing.
But it's a little too soon after Kourt's wedding,
and I wanna wait a year.
I think it's such a good opportunity that I don't wanna pass this up.
- It's something to think about. Why don't you talk to Kourtney about it?
- Yeah.
- I got a little--
- No.
But I do have something on my face here.
Turns out it's not a zit. It's melanoma.
They said they won't know 'til they open up my cheek,
how big they have to cut.
- Even through all of the craziness of everything that Kanye says about us,
I never comment.
You know, there's been a lot going on with Kanye right now,
and things are going on in the media.
- You got a divorce.
You did the only thing you could do.
- I don't wanna talk about this anymore.
Let's talk about something else.
- Everything.
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♪ light music playing ♪
- [crying] I don't wanna be a part of this narrative.
And it's, like, when is this ever gonna end?
Like, it never will.
And I'm stuck with this for the rest of my life.
And I just, like--
I just, like, was so overwhelmed.
- You, you can't control somebody else, you know?
He's doing this to himself--
- But it affects my kids. - But it's not-- Of course, it does.
That's the, that's the tragic part of the whole story.
[sniffles, exhales]
- It just, like, I still feel the need to, like, not talk about it
and protect it for my kids,
and I always will feel that way,
but, like, God, if people knew.
I just would never do that
to my kids.
It just is really crazy.
And sometimes I feel like if he were to hit rock bottom,
that's his journey that he needs to
figure out on his own.
They used to run around, and call everyone behind his back,
and be like, "It's gonna be okay. It's gonna be okay, don't worry.
Just give him another chance."
I used to spend hours, and hours and hours of my days
as the cleanup crew.
- Well, that's why you got divorced... - You know?
- ...because you can't do that
to yourself anymore. - I just don't have that energy.
- No, nobody does.
And nobody-- You don't-- You never deserved to live like that.
- It's, like, the hardest feeling
to watch someone you really loved and you have a family with
just be so different than who you knew.
- I mean, imagine trying to explain this
to a nine-year-old. - Yeah.
- At this point, North... - Yeah.
- ...who I'm sure is hearing something,
and maybe she won't say it.
That's what breaks my heart.
- She actually doesn't know, and that's what's so crazy.
- Really? - Is, like, when stuff is said,
it's a chain to my whole household.
No TV, only Apple TV.
I can't risk a Access Hollywood,
"Coming up next." - Or a news story.
- Or anything on the news
coming up with their dad mentioned, then they wanna watch.
I have to figure out a way to, like... protect,
and so, they still haven't seen anything,
but I go into crisis mode.
I am the one
being accused for so many things and blamed for so many things,
and it really, really is hurtful, and it sucks,
but I can control how I react, and I can control--
If I'm a mess,
then... my kids will see that.
- You have the most amazing family that loves you so much.
We love you so much.
There's nothing we wouldn't do for you. - I know that.
I just hate that I bring the drama.
I really do believe in my soul that, one day,
my kids will appreciate my silence,
my understanding and my grace,
and I will try my hardest to keep it together at all times.
Thank you.
- I love you... so much.
- It feels weird to, like, cuddle with you like this, but--
- It's okay. You'll-- You'll get over it. - I'm gonna do that with my kids.
- You'll get over it. You'll get over it. - For sure.
Thank you. - Okay.
[sighs] That's all I needed.
Just one cuddle once in a while.
How can she not like to cuddle with me? [laughs]
♪ Rise up Oh, rise up ♪
♪ This is how you do it now ♪
♪ Stand up ♪
♪ To the right ♪
♪ Take the crown ♪
♪ This is how you do it now ♪
♪ Na-na-na, na-na-na-na-na ♪
♪ Na-na-na, this is how you ♪
- All right, guys.
So the Dolce & Gabbana team said they're gonna propose
60 looks from the archives, that we pick,
and then 20 new looks.
So, it's 80 looks total, and it'll be... me inspired.
I'm creative directing the Spring 2023 Dolce & Gabbana fashion show in Milan.
There's a lot that goes into this, but as the creative director,
I mean, I'm coming up with the looks,
everything down to the accessories, the shoes.
And then they're gonna reproduce the entire archives,
what I pick... to resell again,
but we can pick anything we want.
So Domenico Dolce is gonna be here next week,
and I wanna be really prepared 'cause this is gonna be our first meeting.
So, with my team, I wanna really hone in
on what I think the vibe of the show should be.
- But, like, what are your favorite things?
- As I was doing this, I was like,
I think that silver is really my thing right now.
Or if we wanted a really fun, like... crystal coat to the floor,
or something in that, like, shiny crystal that they used to do.
KIM SCHRAUB: Yeah, that seemed like it could work.
KIM: But I just picked everything that I liked
from all of the '90s, and then I went up into 2010,
and I didn't wanna go too 2000s.
This is a big deal to me.
It's the first time I'm really gonna be independent
on doing any kind of... fashion project.
I do SKIMS, and I'm very confident in that,
but... I never thought I'd have an opportunity like this,
and I love challenging myself.
It's like when I did SNL. I stepped outta my comfort zone.
It wasn't what I did, and I wanted to prove
that I can do it and I can do it well.
When they come out here, we're gonna have less than a month.
SCHRAUB: Yeah, I don't know, I don't know how they do it that fast.
- Well, that's great.
- I did have a conversation with Kourtney.
First, it was gonna be a Dolce and SKIMS deal.
We couldn't get the product in time.
I did call her and say, "Hey, the SKIMS factor is out.
I'm still gonna creative direct the show."
I don't know if she realized how big of a deal that this was,
you know, and how big of a... production this is.
- Yeah, this is a really massive undertaking.
- I like it that it's quick, and then it'll be over.
Like, I'm actually happy about that. - I will say, we always work the best
under pressure anyway, so. - Totally, so I'm good.
♪ Let's do it ♪
♪ upbeat rock music playing ♪
♪ Why you only shut me down ♪
♪ Why you wanna turn me out ♪
♪ Why you wanna mess me up ♪
SCOTT: Hello?
KIM: You guys wanna go in the kitchen?
[coughs]
KHLOÉ: The hacker.
You're hacking? I mean... listen.
[Scott coughing]
SCOTT: Yeah, I'm stressed out.
- I pray you don't do this on dates.
Like, it is what it is with me. SCOTT: What dates?
- But, like, it's disgusting. - Why don't we go on a date,
so you can see what it's like?
- You and me? - Yeah, so you get the p-practice,
and then, when you meet somebody-- - Scott,
I'm just gonna be honest with you.
If I went on a date with anyone that hacked the way you did,
I would leave during the date.
Like, I can't handle that, if I'm dating someone.
- I'm trying to get rid of it for you.
- Listen to this article.
It says, "This season's first episode was set closer to the present,
"as Khloé reveals to the camera that she is to have a baby via surrogate,
"a state of affairs she had been unwilling to discuss
"on camera throughout the process.
Re-emphasizes what we see is what we are allowed to see."
I like to read things to be up on what people are trying to say.
Like, I love getting the feedback from everyone.
There was an article about season two of our show
that said that Khloé didn't give enough with her Tristan situation.
First of all, we filmed everything.
She shared everything.
- With my surrogacy, I was so [bleep] vulnerable.
It was-- I let people in to what I was struggling with.
I wasn't-- KIM: But what they were saying is
that you did it after the fact when the baby was about to be born,
instead of saying, "Hey, we're on this journey."
- I wasn't admitting it to myself what was happening,
and I made that very clear. KIM: No, I know.
- People are saying that I don't share enough.
I mean, I potentially have cancer on my face,
and I'm talking about that.
- I do have to have a surgery,
and we will see how much spread,
and... if they can get it all.
- Then it said, "The rapper, now known as Ye,
Kim's ex-husband, is a non-presence."
Okay, what do you want me to do?
If I don't talk to him, what am I gonna do, send a camera?
It's not that I'm unwilling,
it's that the-- m-my ex didn't wanna be
on a reality show. - But we know that.
- You can't film with someone that's not a cast member,
that doesn't have aspirations of being on a reality show,
bottom line.
I talk about him.
I will definitely talk about my co-parenting struggles,
but from my point of view.
Even in the dating conversation,
once there's a story about you,
you start to believe the hype that you're together,
and, "Oh, my God," and this hot and heavy,
and it's, like, everywhere,
and everyone thinks you guys
are, like, practically getting married in a week. - It literally becomes, like, real.
- It's hard when you start dating someone and you live your life on a reality show.
So Pete and I had that conversation right away.
You obviously know what you're getting yourself into,
but then, like, the fans were like, "Pete's not on the show."
And I was like, "We said that from the start.
It's not... it's not what he does."
KHLOÉ: If I'm newly dating someone,
I'm not gonna have them on the show, though.
If I'm newly dating someone, that's weird. KIM: Yeah, and-- but
then I opened up... then I had him on the show.
I talked about, like, every last thing. - Right. Like, what else do you want?
- What else-- Yeah. - To, like, see us in bed together?
- I'm not gonna, like... meet someone and be like,
"Pause, before we really get to a place,
will you be on my show?"
Like, no. And he was still on, guys.
Like, he's-- He was on at what level he was comfortable with.
- I'll tell you something, I have no guilt 'cause I show so much about my life,
and I'm an open book. SCOTT: [bleep] yeah, you always have.
- And I do it in a very... vulnerable, good way.
- When we started Keeping Up,
all of us were 20 years old, and had no kids,
and no lives, and this was our only job and only career.
There wasn't even social media.
So, for anyone to even want the same thing,
this is-- now I know what it's like when people would be like,
"I want the old artist back, and I want the old--"
Like, no, people grow and evolve.
- In a perfect world, what would you guys want?
Would you wanna keep going and everybody commit,
or would you wanna kinda put the show on a back burner,
and just live your life without a camera?
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- No, we love filming. We love our show.
Like, it really-- We-- Khloé and I give.
- I think this show is the centerpiece to the whole franchise.
- Totally. SCOTT: You know, I think it's cool.
- I just love doing this show because I think that I look at it
as an opportunity to, like, help other people
with what they're going through.
I mean, the amount of... letters that I get,
"Oh, my God, you really helped me,
and how you managed this, and how you went through this."
I love being able to show people a glimpse
of, like, what we do on a daily basis.
- No matter what show we're on, no matter what season...
KIM: What? - ...the same old, it's you and me.
- Khloé and I, we give real... content.
We're sharing every last detail of our lives.
I talk about me wanting to lose weight and I am brutalized.
I'm the [bleep] face of all this criticism.
- I mean, this isn't anything new,
you know?
- I just think, like, our show is, like, what made us.
Like, I'll always wanna give it my all.
I'll always wanna... film, and, and be a part of it,
and give everything that I can.
SCOTT: I'm available, guys.
Just so happens to be ya don't call me... just sayin'.
I'm ready to go.
- Put a wig on... and be one of the sisters.
- I should be a sister. [Khloé laughs]
- Yeah.
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♪ Da, da, da, da, da ♪
♪ Da, da, da, da ♪
♪ Da, da, da, da, da ♪
♪ Da, da, da ♪
PHOTOGRAPHER: We're gonna start in here.
- Perfect. - And then, we'll be in this room first,
a couple different shots here.
KOURTNEY: Perfect, and then we'll-- we'll change for that one?
[crosstalk]
- Today, I am shooting the photoshoot for WSJ Magazine,
also known as the Wall Street Journal.
I'm so excited 'cause we're doing so much getting ready to launch Lemme,
which is my vitamin and supplement brand.
This has been years of work.
Is it a touch too sweet? - Ooh, an apple tea flavor.
- I think it should be a little bit more matcha
and less apple tea.
- Apple tea, okay. - We can do apple tea
for just a different one. SIMON HUCK: For a different one.
- I wanted taking vitamins and supplements
to be something that people can look forward to every day,
instead of, you know, like a chore.
And if it doesn't say, "Let me fall in love" on the box.
Like, if you just open it? - Chicer?
- 'Cause then someone could reuse the box. - Reuse it, okay.
- We didn't make any new plastic.
PCR.
Knowing that I'm taking something that has clean, good-for-me ingredients,
and has a purpose, like, it's just a more enjoyable process.
I think, at the core of the brand, is fun.
For October, it's focus immunity gummies.
NIR LIBERBOIM: Yep. - And vagina?!
- Vagina is big.
It's the cleanest vagina gummy
ever developed. - With pineapple extract.
KOURTNEY: Oh, my God. - It actually makes your vagina
taste sweeter.
- And I am a perfectionist. I want it to be the best that it can be.
That's also 'cause I'm passionate and excited about it.
- It's crazy, though, that literally for five years
you've wanted to do this.
- When the energy in your life isn't right,
it's, like, hard to do something.
It's, like, the timing couldn't be more perfect.
I've been wanting to do it for five years.
It just hasn't been the right scenario.
It was more deals with other brands,
and this is creating my own brand,
which felt overwhelming as far as, like, ingredients,
and... you know, making sure the quality's good,
and all of that, the packaging.
But, like, that seems-- it's a much harder task to take on,
so it was just the time when I felt, like, ready to do that.
- It's scary launching something
'cause people are also really critical of us, specifically,
so I think it's, like, what if they tear apart the packaging, the price?
- Yeah... yeah.
- Yeah.
KOURTNEY: I think it was, like, the pressure, mostly from Kim.
Like, "What's your business? I have my thing and I have my thing,"
and then it's like, "But what's yours?"
I mean, Kim and I are 18 months apart,
so we definitely grew up, like, more competitive.
Although, I've let that part go, I'm not sure if she has. [laughs]
I like to rage against the machine,
[laughs] and, like, I don't know, just not do what everyone's
asking of me or expecting of me.
I felt, like, true to myself, taking my time,
and not rushing it just to get it out, or on someone else's agenda.
It was, like, just doing it when I felt like it was good.
Timing is everything.
Being in, like, a healthy, happy relationship, I think,
was a big part of it.
I felt like I was in this place in my life.
Like, I felt confident, and I felt like I had all the answers,
so I've never had an easier time, like, creating something, you know?
I think I've gotten to, like, a good work-life balance, too.
I'm building something that my kids can be proud of and be a part of.
It just, like-- It feels like what I'm supposed to be doing.
♪ I'm so hot, everything burnin' up ♪
♪ Shawty wanna touch 'cause she can't get enough ♪
[camera clicks] PERSON: You look like a sniper.
- I look like a sniper? Oh. [photographer laughs]
- I was like, "Am I making the-- my sniper face?"
♪ Everything burnin' up ♪
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♪ Uh-huh ♪
♪ That's right ♪
♪ Uh, come on ♪
- Thank you.
- Hey, Malika... Hey. MALIKA HAQQ: Hi, my love.
- How was your trip? - Good.
- Can I hug you?
- Of course, you can hug me, you freak. - I'm scared.
Why are you scared? - Why is your bandage so big?
- 'Cause I have stitches all here,
and then they had to do another biopsy here.
- Can we make it a little smaller? - Mm-mm.
Also, talking like this isn't really the best either.
- No, you can, like, barely move.
- I had to have the surgery where they removed
the tumor from my face.
'Member, I had, like, this just tiny, little dot on my face,
and they had to, sort of, open up my cheek.
I guess when they were reviewing the labs,
a lot more than what they thought had to be removed.
Then I just know I woke up, and I had this huge bandage on my face,
and I couldn't really move my mouth
'cause I had stitches on the inside of my mouth, too.
This was way more serious than I... either understood,
or I anticipated it to be.
And so, what they just don't know is if it's precancerous,
or if it already went to cancer, and melanoma's deadly.
And it's a lot. Like, the stitches was, like... crazy.
I mean, that's a lotta stitches.
- Yeah. - It's a lot more than I thought
was happening. MALIKA: No, it's a lot.
KHLOÉ: Disgusting.
- The area is so much bigger than I thought.
- Mm-hmm.
By Wednesday, I'll know if we have to do a second round
to make sure if there's something else we have to do,
and so, we'll know by then. - [softly] 'Kay.
- And then, just-- I have to have stitches for, like, two weeks
if we don't have to do a second round-- Why are you crying?
- [inaudible] - What?
I can't laugh, so don't make me laugh. - I'm not making you laugh, you weirdo.
- Come here. It's okay.
Why are we crying?
- Because I don't like to see you uncomfortable.
- I'm fine.
- I need you to be okay. - Oh my gosh, I'm fine.
When you have kids, you can't not be okay.
- No, I-I get that, but, sometimes, I know that
you just, like, pay attention to everybody else, like--
- Well, I didn't think this was a tumor. Who would've thought that? Hmm.
- I know.
This is a lot at once.
Like, you were supposed to get a break.
- No, doesn't happen.
- It, it didn't.
- I need a little break. It'd be nice.
I'm definitely anxious about everything, and now, you just have to wait.
I think this is when-- When you're waiting on results,
is, sort of, when your mind can just, like, go to different places.
You start thinking, "Okay, well, what if I do have can--
Like, what if the cancer did spread?"
And then you're like-- You just start thinking
these crazy things.
I just had another baby, and you just, you know.
You just spiral into darkness.
- If I could tell you some of the hardest times
that I've seen you going through...
- Mm-hmm. - ...in your life,
I think that this one is the closest to when your father passed.
- Really?
- Yeah. - Oh my... That's no bueno.
- And that's what's the hardest for me...
- Oh, my God. - ...because the hard-- the hardest time
that it was to be friends with you
was when your father passed and I didn't know what to do.
- Yeah, well that was a whole different-- - And I feel like I don't know what to do,
but I don't-- - Oh my gosh, right now? Why?
- Yeah. - Because the baby or 'cause of my face?
- Not because of the baby...
- Yeah, no, not him. - ...but because of what
comes with the baby.
- Mm-hmm. - I don't think I've seen you
this
low.
♪
- I do know that there's a piece of you that is
dealing with something so heavy, or things that are so heavy,
and you're just going, "I'm fine, I'm fine."
"I'm fine" is, like, your thing. [Khloé chuckles]
- But you have to, like, deal with some of the traumatic stuff.
- What-What's the traumatic stuff?
- Um, I mean, maybe just being a single mom to two
'cause that's a lot.
KHLOÉ: What she says is true.
I can be an ass-[bleep], and I could block things out,
and I could just wanna laugh things off.
It's just how I cope with things.
I never said it was healthy. I just said it's how I cope with things.
- It would be probably like, emotionally clearing and refreshing
if you just, like, had a good cry.
Like, [bleep], I hate this place.
- Mm-hmm. - I hate all these things that are go--
Like, I'm, I'm being serious.
- But then what does that do after? - You'll see after you're finished.
You have to try.
- Oh my gosh, don't worry about me.
- That's-- Well, that's not gonna happen. - I can't-- Can't get me down.
[quiet laughter]
- Stop.
Stop, if you don't wanna laugh... - They keep tryin'.
- ...don't make me laugh.
- People keep trying. You can't, can't take me out.
I'm here to stay.
- Shut up.
♪
♪ Bella Bella Bella by Stefano Fucili playing ♪
- Let's go, team. Let's go.
We are in Milan.
A lot of the best makeup in the world comes out of Italy.
PERSON: That's really amazing gloss.
They're gonna actually have that for you in the lab to play with,
to mix your own shades.
- I just feel like it's really important to see my makeup being made.
Hi. I'm so excited. [all greeting each other]
- It's so beautiful. - So nice to meet you.
KYLIE: Being here in Milan is really important for that
because there's important shade matching that has to go on,
just to make sure everything is perfect,
so I am just excited to bring you guys along,
and show you how it's really made.
KYLIE: Yes.
KYLIE: I love makeup.
I think the science behind it is also amazing,
and really seeing how it's made.
Takes a lot to make makeup, people don't realize.
- Kinda wanna drink it.
Makeup is very powerful. It makes me feel powerful.
I love this shade.
I love to be creative, and I don't know,
it's a form of expression.
That's so pretty.
I love my gloss.
I definitely knew when I was, like, 16 that this is what I really wanted to do.
I always had the most fun makeup in school.
My mom had these amazing sparkly eyeshadows.
Playing with my mom's makeup into getting my own,
and it really, truly is a passion of mine,
so it's fun for me.
Fun. I could do this all day. [people chuckling]
- Khloé was always really good at makeup, too,
and she would do my makeup, sometimes, which was really fun,
but I think I just taught myself... how to do my makeup.
A lotta trial and error. And I think the fun thing about makeup is
you can't really be wrong.
Everyone does their makeup differently, and I think that's the beauty about it.
Could we do a blush? Like, a really pink blush?
KYLIE: Yeah.
- The more pink, the better. LAB TECHNICIAN: More pink?
- Yeah, can we make it more pink? - Okay. Yeah, yeah, yeah.
It's possible. Yeah, yeah. - Okay.
I think it was very inspiring, very important for me to be here.
Perfect. [person gasps]
PERSON: Ohh! Gorgeous. KYLIE: Yes! Gorgeous.
I do feel like I can always do more even though I'm 25.
I took a lot of personal time in my early 20s.
I really wanted to be a young mom,
but I really feel like, the rest of my 20s,
I wanna focus on work and really dive into it.
And I think my mom has just instilled in all of us
to be really hard workers.
I love it.
So blessed to be able to do what I really love every day.
Perfect.
LAB TECHNICIAN: Thank you. Bye. Bye-bye.
♪ Hey, keep it comin', keep it comin', comin' ♪
♪ La la la la la la la ♪ ♪ Keep it comin' ♪
♪ La la la la la la ♪
♪ La la la la la la la ♪ ♪ Keep it comin' ♪
♪ La la la la la la ♪ ♪ Keep it coming ♪
SCOTT: P! Lovey's here.
- Hello?!
I'm not sure what happened with Scott's car accident,
but Scott really gave us all a really big scare.
He was on his way to Kourtney's in his car,
and the entire car flipped over, completely,
which is terrifying.
SCOTT: What's going on? - Good to see you. How are you feeling?
- Good. I'm just, like, a little bit sore-- - Yeah?
- but pretty good otherwise. - I bet you are.
Hi, P. - Hi.
- How are you, honey? - This is my daughter, Penelope.
- I know, I saw her yesterday, and the day before, and the day before,
and the day before, and the day before.
- P, I didn't know all this.
It's a lotta action. - This is for you.
I thought since you weren't feeling very good,
that you would want-- - Is this a book?
- Yeah, instead of flowers.
'Cause I sent you a cake. - Yeah, it makes more sense.
Yeah, but it had dairy.
- Oh, right. - After all these years,
you don't remember that I can't eat dairy? - I forgot about the dairy part.
- Yeah.
- Complain. Complain. - I almost died in a car accident.
- It was the thought-- - And then you tried to kill me
with the cake. - Yeah.
- It doesn't really work out. - It's the thought that counts.
I'm so relieved that Scott's okay.
I love Scott, and we all love Scott,
and Scott will always be a part of our family.
He's the father of my grandchildren,
and he's just my kid.
Tell me what happened.
SCOTT: So I was goin' up to pick Mas.
We were goin' to a movie.
- Right. - I was just coming up,
and I was driving by myself,
which I was, like--
- Thank God. - "Oh, thank God."
I made a right.
- Yeah? - And then the curbs in that neighborhood
are not, like, flat curbs.
- Right... right. - They're kinda like little lips.
So, the wheel kinda came into that little lip,
and it just, like, grabbed it, like, made it, like, pull a little.
- Uh-huh. - And by the time it pulled,
it just literally was like [mimics car sputtering]
and it smacked into a pillar.
But it basically hit, and it did a somersault forward,
then hit, then landed.
- [softly] Oh, my God.
And you obviously had your seatbelt on?
- Oh yes.
But I was up there strapped in and hanging.
- Oh. - And then I couldn't get out,
and then I realized
I'll try the sunroof. - Oh, smart.
- So I hit the sunroof... and I moseyed on out.
Here's the car.
KRIS: Oh, shit.
Wow. It's a total. You could not put that back together.
SCOTT: No, they totaled it out the second they saw it.
KRIS: That must've scared you. I feel so bad.
- Good thing I got P.
She took care of me.
She got all the blood off of me when she was there.
- Blood?! He had blood?
- He had a lotta blood.
- Really? - She came down with a wet rag.
She got my face all done.
P was a big help.
- Scott is a great dad.
He is so in love with those kids,
and you can just tell that the relationship
that they have together is so delicious,
and that makes me really grateful
because family is really what we value the most, in my house.
Well, I'm just glad you're okay.
Your dad's like a cat with nine lives. [Scott hisses]
He is one.
- Can we, can we get a cat? - Come here, P. No.
- Why? - I have allergies.
Listen to me and listen good, you want a cat, I'll rent it for the day.
♪
- [gasps] Wow. - Hi. Welcome, Kylie.
- Thank you.
Look at all Mommy's makeup.
Kylie Cosmetics and Kylie Skin is in Harrods,
so we are in the UK.
We're in London to check out Harrods and see my display.
Okay, what should we shop for?
You love this color. Cute! Mommy hasn't been here before.
We need two of 'em, one for me, one for you.
It means so much to me that my daughter,
she could be here, and... see these displays with me,
and travel the world.
PERSON: Can you gimme big smiles?
Big smiles!
- Oh, you're so cute! Oh, you're so cute! [Stormi giggling]
♪
KYLIE: Wow, this is so beautiful.
Me and Kendall... PERSON: I can't believe you used to do those--
- ...had a whole other life, by the way. PERSON: That was so,
like, overwhelming. - And we used to shut down malls.
We would go to the mall for meet-and-greets at PacSun,
and there would be thousands and thousands of people
that would show up to this mall.
CROWD [chanting]: Kylie! Kendall!
KYLIE: You guys, when I tell you, we were really cool.
I mean, we're cool now, but we were, like, really,
really, really cool back then.
KENDALL [on phone]: Hello.
KYLIE: We're in London now.
We're right now at Harrods at, at a little tea time.
I was just telling Fai how cool you and I were
when we used to do our PacSun mall meet-and-greets.
- [laughs] Kylie!
- And thousands--
- It doesn't have any nuts. - No nuts? Try eating the top.
KYLIE: What about pistachios? Cashews?
- No, it doesn't contain any nuts. KYLIE: Okay.
- I love when you call me just to not talk to me.
- I'm sorry, they just handed Stormi chocolate.
I needed to make sure there wasn't nuts.
KYLIE: 'Kay, eat the top.
I miss those days, too.
- No, it's--
- [laughs] It tripped me out.
Um, all right. Well, I love you guys.
- I love you, too.
- Have so much fun. Call me whenever.
- Call me.
Should we chug this? PERSON: Yeah... go.
- I was able to come here and see my makeup being made,
visit Harrods for the first time, and see my displays,
and it's just been so special.
- Cheers.
KYLIE: I definitely feel inspired,
and I'm ready to get back to work.
- International Kylie Cosmetics.
- Kylie world tour. FAI KHADRA: Kylie world tour.
[laughs] - You're the best.
Yes, you are.
♪
KRIS: Can I make you a tuna sandwich?
KHLOÉ: No. - Okay.
- I love your Good American.
- I've got Travis Scott shoes, Good American jumpsuit.
Let's see-- Oh, a SKIMS bra. - Mm.
- I'm representing. And SKIMS under-underwear.
- I was wearing those shoes earlier. - You were?
[gasps]
- Shoes on the counter where you eat... - Okay.
- ...is, like, the biggest pet peeve
of my life. - Hey, listen.
- No.
That is so--
You want your nasty shoes that are outside walking in poop,
bugs, dirt, urine, vomit, God only knows what.
Mom.
Your shoes go right in those public bathrooms,
step on someone's period blood and nasty [bleep],
and then you're walking around,
and you're takin' your cute, little sneakers,
and you put it on a counter.
It's so [bleep] gross.
She can't think that's okay.
- I don't know. I mean, everybody has their own five-second rule.
You drop a cookie, ya put a dirty binky
back in the kid's mouth.
I don't know.
- I'm never eating there again.
God only knows what happens there.
- Anyway. Well.
You know what I was thinking?
Wanna hear my plan? - Oh, gosh.
- The master plan. - Would love to. [clears throat]
- All of this, I think,
and the scare that we've all been through with your situation here
is reminding me that we have to get less stress
and... be kinder to our bodies.
- I think when you think of a tumor,
I think of, like, this big thing
hanging from-- - Khloé!
- That's what I do. I just didn't think-- - I know.
But that image just gives me chills.
- He said it could've spread at any minute.
He was like, "It's crazy."
- Oh, my God. - That's why they rushed me to do it.
But yeah, but I mean, the relief of knowing
that everything's gone, it's all outta my system,
it's good. - Yeah.
- This? Never thought for a second it was a tumor on my face.
Like, never, never, never.
My doctor got the pathology report back, and we got the entire tumor,
all my margins are clear,
and I'm so relieved, so happy.
And all I have is a scar that I will figure out later.
And, you know, so many people aren't as lucky,
and I feel really fortunate and really blessed.
But let me tell you, having the stitches removed
from inside my mouth,
how I can talk and eat pretzels now.
- I know. When you couldn't talk--
- That was not fun. - No.
I know Khloé always keeps all of her feelings inside,
and she doesn't want anybody else to worry,
but I know how worried she was.
Any time we have to wait in life for anything serious,
it's painful, and you feel helpless.
KHLOÉ: Not being able to eat was the worst part for me
'cause I like to eat.
That was the most annoying.
Was all stitched up.
KRIS: Khloé is such a love and the heart of the family,
and I've never prayed so hard in my life.
It's, sometimes... not easy,
but I'm just happy it's over.
She got very, very lucky.
It's just such a relief.
The fact that they got everything, and there's no concern over...
- No. - ...what's inside,
and the rest is just-- - Everything's gone.
- You know?
- Well, I'm good. - I mean, just to think of what--
Thank God. It's such a relief. - Everything's great.
- I say my prayers for you every day.
- That waiting process was super not fun. [laughs]
I would hope you say your prayers
for me every day, regardless. - Well, regardless.
But I'm just saying, when you have something-- - 'Cause you're my mommy.
- Oh, my girl... I love you so much.
- Oh, I love you, too. - It makes me appreciate you... so much.
- Now I'm... on the mend. - Ready to go?
Aw, my bunny.
I'm just so, so happy.
- Obviously! - I know.
- I feel like... I've gone through a lot recently,
but
bring it on.
From now... anything negative, return to sender.
[bleep] all you guys. You're not welcomed here.
Don't want it. Don't need it. I'm done.
- All right, I love you. I gotta go.
- Love you. - Have fun.
I'm glad you're good. I love you.
- Of course. - It makes me so happy.
- Oh, it makes me just as happy.
♪
- Ciao.
PERSON: Hi. - Hi.
When I think of creative directing a show,
I think of everything.
I think of what the show looks like,
what the models look like,
what the makeup and hair look like,
from stage design to music production.
It's more of the overall picture.
- Bellissimo. - It's gonna be so exciting.
- So this is really outside of my comfort zone
as far as designing,
but I'm prepared for this meeting, and I know exactly what I want.
NORA FLAHERTY: I think, I think for, for Mr. Dolce and Mr. Gabbana,
we want Kim-- This is very much her show,
so it's very important that she's a part of every single aspect.
- I-I think we need-- I know from my experience,
and from Dolce & Gabbana experience,
we need some new, exciting history
because for me and Stefano, Dolce & Gabbana's like my children.
It's my baby. It's no... it's no company.
Like, now, my children is big, is 18.
He go out and need to work alone. KIM: Yeah.
- Nah, this the first time-- - I'm so happy it's with me.
When Domenico tells me that Dolce is his baby, I get that.
Like any business, let alone their empire,
that is what they have built, and that is his baby.
I mean, there's, like, a lotta pressure there.
Love. Love.
- As far as what Kim's wearing in her everyday life,
like the M-Micro Sicily is probably-- Like, it's so her.
KIM: Danielle is my stylist.
And so, especially for this Dolce show,
I want everything to look really... styled, very like me.
It just really helps to have her as my, like, partner
to go through every single look together.
And I think that, like, the customer will love to buy the looks that I wore.
DOMENICO DOLCE: Exactly. - I think they'll just appreciate that.
It feels like this is a new, empowered side of me.
So I'm sure that we want the crystal mesh.
Let's do it. - Okay, with silver or red?
- Silver, not red.
I feel like I have a good pulse on what people will wanna wear,
and that's a big deal to me because, not too long ago,
I honestly didn't even know if I could dress myself. [chuckles]
I guess I just get so, like,
nervous, like, "Oh, will people wanna see... me all over the screen,
like, is that--" You know what I mean?
I just-- I get personally nervous about it.
GUI SIQUEIRA: Um, I understand where you're coming from
about having your images, like, not to look narcissistic of you,
but I also understand that this is Dolce & Gabbana celebrating Kim.
So you are their inspiration in this... moment.
Kim is asking them nothing.
They want to honor the biggest pop star in the world,
is Kim Kardashian, and that's what they want to--
DOMENICO: It's true. - It's the truth.
- For me to do a project like this
just means so much to me.
Like, it really, really, really does,
but I am a little worried about Kourtney just because
I'm never gonna fight with family, bottom line.
I don't know, like, I just don't want this to kill my vibe.
So,
let's talk about it.
Next on The Kardashians...
My friends wanted me to meet someone. - Let's call this guy Fred.
[Kim laughs] Does he meet the standards?
- Oh, so meets the standards.
- Yep.
KOURTNEY: I feel anxiety only about the press part of New York.
CREW MEMBER: Thirty seconds back!
- Like, why did I agree to this?
CREW MEMBER: Five, four, three.
- I think now, it's, like, a fear of judgment.
Does anyone have drugs?
- How's everything going with Tristan?
- For my kids, I will put anything to the side.
- Yeah. - What's done is done.
- Like, I'm a control freak,
and my, my therapist tells-- - Same, we all are.
- I know. - And it comes from you.
KENDALL: I know, it does. - It's a good quality.
- Everything, everything is my fault.
Name something, it's my fault.
- What a [bleep] nightmare.
- My stylist forgot her passport.
Who's supposed to be dressing me the entire time.
We have three days 'til the show.
DOMENICO: I'm not crazy for this.
PERSON: Kim, what do you think? - I don't know. I would talk to Danielle.
We don't even have one look put together.
What do I do?
I don't know.
♪ upbeat music playing ♪
♪ You got a strange way of sayin' what you're thinkin' ♪
♪ It's hard to understand ♪
♪ You say you want me but you're never gonna need me ♪
♪ You can't and then you can ♪
♪ Why you only shut me down ♪
♪ Why you wanna turn me out ♪
♪ You're just playin' with my heart now ♪
- It's so [bleep] gross.
Ugh!
People didn't start washing their hands until COVID came around.
They had to teach people how to wash their hands.
Teach people!
There's reminders in all the bathrooms,
and people touch their little dingalings, and they don't wash their hands.
Sick!
Ugh!
So I know half of you people are putting your shoes on the [bleep] counter.
Anything else?
[bell tolls]