1 00:00:02,000 --> 00:00:07,000 Downloaded from YTS.MX 2 00:00:08,000 --> 00:00:13,000 Official YIFY movies site: YTS.MX 3 00:00:09,050 --> 00:00:11,469 [Joe] Did you know that The Crown is actually actors? 4 00:00:11,553 --> 00:00:12,762 No way. 5 00:00:12,846 --> 00:00:14,014 -Yeah. -Unbelievable. 6 00:00:14,097 --> 00:00:15,306 Nick, you want some eggs? 7 00:00:15,390 --> 00:00:17,809 No, I'm all good, bro. I'm having an a-kai bowl. 8 00:00:17,892 --> 00:00:21,604 It's a natural antioxidant, and it's delicious. 9 00:00:21,688 --> 00:00:23,481 Ah! Check out Mr. Hollywood over here. 10 00:00:23,565 --> 00:00:27,026 Yeah. Gwyneth called. Uh, you're late for your vagina steaming. 11 00:00:27,110 --> 00:00:29,738 [laughs mockingly] Good one. 12 00:00:29,821 --> 00:00:32,574 By the way, Nick, it's actually pronounced "açai." 13 00:00:33,241 --> 00:00:34,200 No, it's not. 14 00:00:34,701 --> 00:00:36,786 It's definitely not that. It's "a-kai." 15 00:00:36,870 --> 00:00:40,999 Actually, I think the correct pronunciation is quinoa. 16 00:00:41,082 --> 00:00:42,500 What are you talking about? 17 00:00:42,584 --> 00:00:44,210 It's a-kai. 18 00:00:44,294 --> 00:00:45,754 -A-kai? -A-kai. 19 00:00:45,837 --> 00:00:47,088 -Quinoa. -[Nick] Can we stop? 20 00:00:47,172 --> 00:00:48,256 [Joe] God, you smell bad. 21 00:00:48,339 --> 00:00:50,842 You know what? We should not be arguing like this. 22 00:00:51,426 --> 00:00:53,678 We're grown men. We shouldn't be bickering-- 23 00:00:55,847 --> 00:00:59,142 -He just throw a pancake at my face? -He just threw a pancake at your face. 24 00:00:59,934 --> 00:01:01,895 [upbeat music playing] 25 00:01:05,565 --> 00:01:06,483 Take it! 26 00:01:07,650 --> 00:01:08,777 [all grunting] 27 00:01:13,073 --> 00:01:14,449 [grunts] Hey! 28 00:01:15,158 --> 00:01:15,992 Okay, boys. 29 00:01:16,076 --> 00:01:17,077 [ominous music playing] 30 00:01:17,160 --> 00:01:18,036 You wanna do this? 31 00:01:18,661 --> 00:01:20,080 Let's take it to the basement. 32 00:01:20,747 --> 00:01:23,792 Gentlemen, welcome to Jonas Brothers Fight Club. 33 00:01:24,584 --> 00:01:26,753 There's a few rules about Jonas Brothers Fight Club. 34 00:01:26,836 --> 00:01:29,047 First rule of Jonas Brothers Fight Club 35 00:01:29,130 --> 00:01:31,007 is we don't talk about Jonas Brothers Fight Club. 36 00:01:31,091 --> 00:01:33,635 -["Sucker" ringtone playing] -Second rule of Jonas Brothers Fight-- 37 00:01:33,718 --> 00:01:34,803 Hey, babe. 38 00:01:34,886 --> 00:01:37,305 Yeah. No, I'm just in Jonas Brothers Fight Club. 39 00:01:38,515 --> 00:01:40,433 It's pretty cool. We're in our basement. 40 00:01:40,517 --> 00:01:42,769 Um, there's all these secret rules. 41 00:01:42,852 --> 00:01:44,312 -Dude. -What? 42 00:01:44,395 --> 00:01:45,939 Secret rules. 43 00:01:47,482 --> 00:01:49,192 -Oh, the rules… Oh! -Yeah. 44 00:01:49,275 --> 00:01:52,570 I'll call you back. Love you. Love you. Yeah. Love you, bye. 45 00:01:53,404 --> 00:01:54,572 Sorry. You were saying? 46 00:01:54,656 --> 00:01:57,242 [Mom] Boys! You better not be messing up the basement 47 00:01:57,325 --> 00:01:59,786 doing your stupid fight club again. 48 00:01:59,869 --> 00:02:00,995 No, we're not doing that. 49 00:02:01,079 --> 00:02:02,163 -[Kevin] Never. -We're just… 50 00:02:02,247 --> 00:02:04,290 -We're watching porn together. -What? 51 00:02:04,916 --> 00:02:07,252 Way to think on your feet. This guy. [sighs] 52 00:02:07,335 --> 00:02:09,629 Oh, yeah. And third and most important rule, 53 00:02:09,712 --> 00:02:11,673 no punches to the face. We're too pretty for that. 54 00:02:11,756 --> 00:02:12,590 -Obviously. -Duh. 55 00:02:12,674 --> 00:02:14,175 I mean, have you seen this face? 56 00:02:14,259 --> 00:02:15,760 -All right. -[Nick] Let's do this thing. 57 00:02:15,844 --> 00:02:16,761 Come on. 58 00:02:17,262 --> 00:02:19,597 [dramatic music plays] 59 00:02:21,850 --> 00:02:23,226 Wait. What are we even doing? 60 00:02:23,810 --> 00:02:25,061 We're meant to be brothers. 61 00:02:25,144 --> 00:02:26,771 Brothers don't do this. 62 00:02:27,438 --> 00:02:28,690 They do this. 63 00:02:29,440 --> 00:02:31,734 Loki, why have you done this? 64 00:02:31,818 --> 00:02:34,112 Loki, why have you done this? 65 00:02:34,195 --> 00:02:36,072 -You're not Thor. -Of course, I'm Thor. 66 00:02:36,156 --> 00:02:38,032 Oh, you thought I was going to be Loki? 67 00:02:38,116 --> 00:02:40,618 [chuckles] I think it's obvious in this family who Loki is. 68 00:02:40,702 --> 00:02:43,329 Loki, why have you done this? 69 00:02:43,413 --> 00:02:45,456 Oh, come on. Kevin, seriously? 70 00:02:45,540 --> 00:02:47,083 Guys, I'm heroic. 71 00:02:47,167 --> 00:02:49,502 Didn't you see how I handled Dani's sister's graduation 72 00:02:49,586 --> 00:02:51,421 in Season 2 of Married to Jonas? 73 00:02:51,504 --> 00:02:53,256 Wait, they made two seasons of that bullshit? 74 00:02:54,966 --> 00:02:55,800 Guys, stop! 75 00:02:56,467 --> 00:02:57,760 Let's handle this properly. 76 00:02:58,428 --> 00:03:00,555 Well, of course you brought us to Camp Rock. 77 00:03:00,638 --> 00:03:03,766 The one you starred in. Such a middle child move. 78 00:03:03,850 --> 00:03:05,560 So thirsty for attention. 79 00:03:05,643 --> 00:03:07,478 [chuckles smugly] What can I say? 80 00:03:08,062 --> 00:03:09,230 The camera loves me. 81 00:03:09,314 --> 00:03:10,440 Can we just focus, guys? 82 00:03:10,523 --> 00:03:14,277 Guys, I wanted us to come back here because this is where we connected. 83 00:03:14,861 --> 00:03:16,529 This is where we can heal 84 00:03:16,613 --> 00:03:18,156 as bandmates and brothers. 85 00:03:18,823 --> 00:03:21,117 And also, get on stage and rock out in a wholesome way. 86 00:03:21,701 --> 00:03:25,997 So what do you say, guys? Let's get out there and rock this camp! 87 00:03:26,080 --> 00:03:27,248 Yeah! 88 00:03:27,332 --> 00:03:28,625 Guys, I am so proud of us. 89 00:03:28,708 --> 00:03:31,753 I think we all learned a lesson about brotherly love. 90 00:03:32,629 --> 00:03:34,380 I'm gonna get a coffee. You guys want anything? 91 00:03:34,464 --> 00:03:37,091 -I'll take an espresso. -It's actually pronounced "expresso." 92 00:03:37,926 --> 00:03:41,554 I will crush you faster than-- 93 00:03:41,638 --> 00:03:44,766 They had to do with all your unsold solo albums. 94 00:03:44,849 --> 00:03:45,725 Yes. 95 00:03:45,808 --> 00:03:49,228 [scoffs] Don't act like I don't see who you are under all that. 96 00:03:49,312 --> 00:03:50,563 Bogus Jonas. 97 00:03:50,647 --> 00:03:52,607 You can see something underneath those eyebrows? 98 00:03:53,441 --> 00:03:55,526 -[grumbles] -[all yelling] 99 00:03:55,610 --> 00:03:57,278 [Kenan Thompson] Guys! Guys! 100 00:03:57,362 --> 00:03:59,948 I've got a much better way to get this out of your system. 101 00:04:00,448 --> 00:04:02,533 [upbeat music playing] 102 00:04:02,617 --> 00:04:06,371 [announcer] The host of our show, Kenan Thompson! 103 00:04:06,454 --> 00:04:08,623 [cheering and applauding] 104 00:04:09,540 --> 00:04:11,668 Hello, hello, hello! [laughs] 105 00:04:12,251 --> 00:04:13,461 Oh, snap. 106 00:04:14,462 --> 00:04:17,131 What's going on, everybody? [chuckles] 107 00:04:17,215 --> 00:04:20,802 Hello, hello. Good evening. Good evening. Hello, sir. Good to see you. 108 00:04:21,386 --> 00:04:24,347 Good to see you. Sit. Sit. That's too much. That's too much. 109 00:04:24,430 --> 00:04:25,556 Thank you very much. 110 00:04:25,640 --> 00:04:29,018 All right. Welcome to the Jonas Brothers Family Roast. 111 00:04:29,102 --> 00:04:31,145 I am your host, Kenan Thompson. 112 00:04:31,229 --> 00:04:32,772 -[audience cheers] -Thank you very much. 113 00:04:34,565 --> 00:04:37,443 Ladies and gentlemen, the Jonas Brothers are here. 114 00:04:37,527 --> 00:04:38,820 -[audience cheers] -That's right. 115 00:04:40,113 --> 00:04:41,155 That's right. 116 00:04:41,739 --> 00:04:44,534 Tonight we will be joined by Pete Davidson, 117 00:04:46,244 --> 00:04:47,537 Lilly Singh, 118 00:04:49,414 --> 00:04:51,165 Jack Whitehall, 119 00:04:51,249 --> 00:04:52,500 John Legend, 120 00:04:53,835 --> 00:04:55,003 Niall Horan, 121 00:04:55,586 --> 00:04:57,797 and Gabriel "Fluffy" Iglesias! 122 00:04:59,674 --> 00:05:02,176 This is a family affair. 123 00:05:02,260 --> 00:05:06,556 So we are joined by the brothers' better halves, of course, 124 00:05:06,639 --> 00:05:12,186 Danielle Jonas, Sophie Turner, and Priyanka Chopra Jonas. 125 00:05:14,105 --> 00:05:15,106 Pleasure. 126 00:05:15,189 --> 00:05:17,150 So here we go. 127 00:05:17,734 --> 00:05:19,986 Wouldn't be a roast without the roastees. 128 00:05:20,528 --> 00:05:24,949 Please put your hands together and welcome Kevin, Joe, and Nick, 129 00:05:25,033 --> 00:05:28,453 otherwise known as the Jonas Brothers! 130 00:05:28,536 --> 00:05:30,288 ["Sucker" by Jonas Brothers playing] 131 00:05:30,371 --> 00:05:31,748 [audience cheering and applauding] 132 00:05:31,831 --> 00:05:35,460 ♪ You say the word And I'll go anywhere blindly ♪ 133 00:05:35,543 --> 00:05:38,921 ♪ I'm a sucker for you, yeah ♪ 134 00:05:39,005 --> 00:05:42,300 ♪ Any road you take You know that you'll find me ♪ 135 00:05:42,383 --> 00:05:44,552 ♪ I'm a sucker for all… ♪ 136 00:05:45,136 --> 00:05:46,262 [Kenan] That's them. 137 00:05:46,846 --> 00:05:47,930 That's them. 138 00:05:48,931 --> 00:05:49,932 That's them. 139 00:05:52,685 --> 00:05:53,686 All right. 140 00:05:53,770 --> 00:05:54,729 [song fades out] 141 00:05:54,812 --> 00:05:56,856 Guys, how are you feeling? 142 00:05:56,939 --> 00:05:58,775 You are looking forward to tonight or what? 143 00:05:58,858 --> 00:06:01,027 Yeah, we're nervous, Kenan. That's what's going on. 144 00:06:01,110 --> 00:06:04,530 But I trust that, in your hands, tonight will be fun. 145 00:06:04,614 --> 00:06:07,366 And with this incredible audience, we'll have a great time! 146 00:06:07,950 --> 00:06:09,077 Let's turn it up! 147 00:06:10,203 --> 00:06:13,247 There's lots of things for nerves. Uh, do you smoke weed? 148 00:06:13,331 --> 00:06:14,290 [audience laughs] 149 00:06:14,373 --> 00:06:15,833 Oh, yeah. I'm high as shit right now. 150 00:06:15,917 --> 00:06:17,668 [Kenan] Oh, snap! 151 00:06:17,752 --> 00:06:18,961 It's getting real. 152 00:06:19,045 --> 00:06:20,546 All right. So… 153 00:06:21,297 --> 00:06:24,425 Tonight, I will be your guide to all things Jonas. 154 00:06:24,509 --> 00:06:27,720 I'm here to give you Jonas Brothers 101. 155 00:06:27,804 --> 00:06:29,097 Let's go through it. 156 00:06:29,180 --> 00:06:30,348 Yeah! 157 00:06:31,474 --> 00:06:32,392 All right. 158 00:06:32,892 --> 00:06:37,313 The Jonas Brothers were raised in Wyckoff, New Jersey. 159 00:06:37,397 --> 00:06:38,397 Yeah! 160 00:06:38,481 --> 00:06:40,274 Making them the biggest musicians 161 00:06:40,358 --> 00:06:43,486 to ever come out of New Jersey. 162 00:06:43,569 --> 00:06:45,488 [audience whoops and chuckles] 163 00:06:45,571 --> 00:06:47,073 Except for Sinatra. 164 00:06:47,740 --> 00:06:49,617 Or maybe Bruce Springsteen. 165 00:06:50,326 --> 00:06:51,744 Oh, or Whitney Houston. 166 00:06:52,954 --> 00:06:55,790 Or Frankie Valli, Queen Latifah, Lauryn Hill, George Clayton, 167 00:06:55,873 --> 00:06:57,083 Kool & The Gang, Jon Bon Jovi. 168 00:06:57,166 --> 00:07:00,461 But after that… after that… 169 00:07:01,212 --> 00:07:03,381 y'all got New Jersey on lock. You know what I'm saying? 170 00:07:03,464 --> 00:07:04,382 I love that. Represent. 171 00:07:05,716 --> 00:07:07,677 -We did it. -Hey, we did it. We did it. 172 00:07:07,760 --> 00:07:09,762 The brothers were encouraged at a very young age 173 00:07:09,846 --> 00:07:13,266 to pursue their love of music, thanks to their loving parents 174 00:07:13,349 --> 00:07:16,811 King Kevin Senior and Queen Denise Jonas. 175 00:07:18,104 --> 00:07:19,605 Kevin is here with us tonight. 176 00:07:21,816 --> 00:07:23,568 But Denise was unable to join us 177 00:07:23,651 --> 00:07:26,362 because she has tickets to a Justin Bieber concert. 178 00:07:26,445 --> 00:07:28,948 We all know you can't give up those tickets. 179 00:07:29,031 --> 00:07:30,116 All right, so… 180 00:07:31,033 --> 00:07:31,868 There they are. 181 00:07:31,951 --> 00:07:33,286 [audience cheers] 182 00:07:33,369 --> 00:07:38,124 Now, this little guy right in the front, that is their youngest brother, Franklin. 183 00:07:38,207 --> 00:07:39,333 -Yeah! -Woo! 184 00:07:40,168 --> 00:07:41,043 [Kenan laughs] 185 00:07:41,127 --> 00:07:46,048 And I have been instructed strictly to not call him the Bonus Jonas. 186 00:07:47,300 --> 00:07:48,342 He didn't show up tonight, 187 00:07:48,426 --> 00:07:50,720 so I'm gonna call him the "Disownus Jonas." 188 00:07:51,888 --> 00:07:53,556 Now, back then, 189 00:07:53,639 --> 00:07:56,309 the Jonas Brothers rocked all kinds of wild looks, 190 00:07:56,392 --> 00:07:59,520 and nobody said a damn thing. I mean, that's how famous they were. 191 00:07:59,604 --> 00:08:01,689 Look at how ridiculous they looked. 192 00:08:03,774 --> 00:08:04,692 Nick. 193 00:08:05,359 --> 00:08:07,069 What's up with the hat, man? 194 00:08:07,153 --> 00:08:08,237 I don't know. 195 00:08:08,321 --> 00:08:11,449 You look like Slash from Guns N' Roses had a weird stepson. 196 00:08:13,242 --> 00:08:18,539 And somehow, the countless skinny ties, 197 00:08:18,623 --> 00:08:21,209 vests, and decorative scarves 198 00:08:21,292 --> 00:08:25,588 still didn't distract from their glorious hair. 199 00:08:25,671 --> 00:08:26,506 Oh! 200 00:08:26,589 --> 00:08:27,423 Yeah. 201 00:08:27,507 --> 00:08:28,424 [crowd applauds] 202 00:08:28,508 --> 00:08:29,634 It's a good look. 203 00:08:30,259 --> 00:08:31,219 Oh my God. 204 00:08:31,302 --> 00:08:32,345 Look at it. 205 00:08:33,137 --> 00:08:34,263 I got to give it to them. 206 00:08:34,347 --> 00:08:37,683 Those are some of the most realistic weaves I have ever seen. 207 00:08:39,101 --> 00:08:41,771 Now, each of the brothers has their own thing. 208 00:08:41,854 --> 00:08:44,815 First, let's look at the loneliest Jonas, 209 00:08:45,608 --> 00:08:46,442 Kevin. 210 00:08:47,902 --> 00:08:48,778 Oh. 211 00:08:49,570 --> 00:08:50,404 [laughs] 212 00:08:51,614 --> 00:08:52,782 How lonely? 213 00:08:52,865 --> 00:08:56,827 Well, lonely enough to have this meme shared thousands of times. 214 00:08:57,870 --> 00:09:00,164 "When you plan to meet your friends somewhere 215 00:09:00,248 --> 00:09:02,124 and you're the first one to show." 216 00:09:02,208 --> 00:09:04,418 Aw, Kevin. It's all right, man. It's all right. 217 00:09:04,502 --> 00:09:05,586 As the saying goes, 218 00:09:05,670 --> 00:09:08,130 every Destiny's Child needs its Michelle Williams. 219 00:09:08,214 --> 00:09:10,675 -So there… there you go. -[audience] Oh! 220 00:09:10,758 --> 00:09:13,761 It's a roast, folks. We're getting roasty. 221 00:09:14,387 --> 00:09:15,263 All right. 222 00:09:16,305 --> 00:09:19,934 [chuckles] Next, we have Joe Jonas, 223 00:09:20,017 --> 00:09:22,603 the Mitt Romney of the Jonas Brothers. 224 00:09:22,687 --> 00:09:24,397 -The Mitt Rom-- -[all laugh] 225 00:09:25,606 --> 00:09:29,026 Yes, he looks like a glass of milk came to life. That's… 226 00:09:30,069 --> 00:09:30,987 I love it. 227 00:09:31,070 --> 00:09:33,531 It's a fun fact that Joe once said in an interview 228 00:09:33,614 --> 00:09:37,326 that his favorite website is YouTube.com. 229 00:09:38,202 --> 00:09:41,330 Really living on the cutting edge there, Joe. All right. 230 00:09:42,123 --> 00:09:45,293 And then, of course, there is the youngest brother in the band, 231 00:09:45,376 --> 00:09:47,878 Nick "Big Dick" Jonas. 232 00:09:48,379 --> 00:09:50,339 [audience cheers] 233 00:09:51,591 --> 00:09:53,301 He has got it all. 234 00:09:53,384 --> 00:09:55,386 Great singer, great actor. 235 00:09:55,469 --> 00:09:58,431 You almost don't blame him for breaking up the band in 2013. 236 00:09:58,514 --> 00:09:59,640 [audience] Ooh! 237 00:09:59,724 --> 00:10:02,893 Because he thought he was better than everybody else. We get it. 238 00:10:03,853 --> 00:10:09,483 But thankfully, in 2019, the Jonas Brothers reunited. 239 00:10:09,567 --> 00:10:12,528 -And they're doing better. -[audience cheers] 240 00:10:12,612 --> 00:10:13,821 [Kenan] Better than ever. 241 00:10:14,655 --> 00:10:16,282 They are doing better than ever. 242 00:10:17,116 --> 00:10:19,452 And Danielle, Sophie, Priyanka, 243 00:10:19,535 --> 00:10:23,456 thank you for making our boys the men that we see today. 244 00:10:23,539 --> 00:10:25,625 [audience cheering and applauding] 245 00:10:25,708 --> 00:10:27,293 [Priyanka] Aw. 246 00:10:27,376 --> 00:10:30,087 [Kenan] Now, in all seriousness, though, 247 00:10:30,171 --> 00:10:34,717 it takes amazing talent to have millions of fans all over the world. 248 00:10:34,800 --> 00:10:38,596 And it's especially impressive to keep it up for over 15 years. 249 00:10:38,679 --> 00:10:41,474 -So I salute you. -Thank you. 250 00:10:41,557 --> 00:10:43,017 [cheering] 251 00:10:43,100 --> 00:10:44,685 I salute all of you! 252 00:10:45,686 --> 00:10:49,440 And I promise one day, I will recognize one of your songs. 253 00:10:51,442 --> 00:10:54,111 Now that we are all caught up on the Jonas Brothers, 254 00:10:54,195 --> 00:10:55,696 why don't we get it started? 255 00:10:55,780 --> 00:10:57,239 You might be surprised to know 256 00:10:57,323 --> 00:10:59,867 that the Jonas Brothers do have some friends. 257 00:10:59,950 --> 00:11:02,745 And we are excited to welcome one of them. 258 00:11:02,828 --> 00:11:06,123 Ladies and gentlemen, the wonderful Lilly Singh! 259 00:11:06,832 --> 00:11:10,461 -[upbeat music playing] -[audience cheering and applauding] 260 00:11:18,511 --> 00:11:21,055 Thank you! Thank you! Thank you! 261 00:11:21,972 --> 00:11:24,266 Thanks! Whoo! 262 00:11:24,892 --> 00:11:29,689 It is such an honor to be part of the Jonas Brothers Family Roast. 263 00:11:29,772 --> 00:11:31,148 Man! 264 00:11:32,149 --> 00:11:36,320 You know, to be honest, I already feel like a member of the family 265 00:11:36,404 --> 00:11:40,116 because at Nick and Priyanka's wedding, Kevin and Joe both said to me, 266 00:11:40,199 --> 00:11:42,451 "We're so happy you're marrying our brother, Nick." 267 00:11:45,538 --> 00:11:48,332 If you don't know me, totally understandable. 268 00:11:48,416 --> 00:11:50,251 I'm Lilly Singh. What's up? 269 00:11:50,334 --> 00:11:51,544 -[crowd cheers] -Thank you. 270 00:11:52,753 --> 00:11:54,422 I love the Jonas Brothers so much 271 00:11:54,505 --> 00:11:56,465 that I came dressed as Kevin Jonas today. 272 00:11:57,800 --> 00:12:00,636 As you can see, we both shop at Forever 21. 273 00:12:03,013 --> 00:12:06,267 Now, I got my start making comedy videos on YouTube. 274 00:12:06,350 --> 00:12:10,104 And since then, my career has been filled with ups and downs 275 00:12:10,187 --> 00:12:13,107 in an industry that's still predominantly white males. 276 00:12:13,190 --> 00:12:17,027 So yeah, I'm thrilled to finally be on a Netflix comedy special 277 00:12:17,111 --> 00:12:19,697 celebrating three white guys from New Jersey! 278 00:12:21,949 --> 00:12:26,162 Yeah. And the Jonas Brothers are so white and basic… 279 00:12:27,288 --> 00:12:29,498 they're like if White Claw were a person. 280 00:12:31,917 --> 00:12:35,212 I mean, Joe is so white that when it was time to name his band, 281 00:12:35,296 --> 00:12:37,047 he couldn't even spell dance right. 282 00:12:40,926 --> 00:12:45,473 I did love the Jonas Brothers as a teen. You know, I had their posters on my walls. 283 00:12:45,556 --> 00:12:47,600 I mean, come on, they were hot, right? Yes! 284 00:12:47,683 --> 00:12:49,727 [crowd cheers] 285 00:12:49,810 --> 00:12:52,271 And they helped me figure out who I was as a person. 286 00:12:52,354 --> 00:12:55,608 Now, I'll never forget being a young girl in Canada, 287 00:12:55,691 --> 00:12:57,818 staring at a picture of the Jonas Brothers and thinking, 288 00:12:58,861 --> 00:13:00,321 "Maybe I'm into girls." 289 00:13:05,951 --> 00:13:07,203 This is fun! 290 00:13:08,954 --> 00:13:13,626 It's crazy that the Jonas Brothers are now in their late 20s and 30s, 291 00:13:13,709 --> 00:13:17,004 and I can still grow more facial hair than all of you. 292 00:13:17,838 --> 00:13:21,050 Weird flex, but here we are. I know my strengths and weaknesses, okay? 293 00:13:22,593 --> 00:13:25,095 Speaking of weaknesses, Kevin is here! 294 00:13:28,098 --> 00:13:31,435 Kevin… Real talk, Kevin is actually my favorite Jonas Brother. 295 00:13:31,519 --> 00:13:32,478 He is. 296 00:13:33,604 --> 00:13:34,480 Mine too. 297 00:13:35,481 --> 00:13:37,608 Because he makes you believe 298 00:13:37,691 --> 00:13:39,985 that anyone can be a pop star. 299 00:13:40,569 --> 00:13:43,614 When you see a picture of him next to Nick and Joe, 300 00:13:43,697 --> 00:13:45,199 you always think, "Wow." 301 00:13:45,282 --> 00:13:48,619 "Nick and Joe are really close with their accountant." 302 00:13:50,913 --> 00:13:54,416 Now, Nick, you'll always be the baby of the Jonas Brothers. 303 00:13:55,000 --> 00:13:55,834 Sure. 304 00:13:55,918 --> 00:13:59,797 And I don't know if you know this, but Nick can't even grow a beard. Yeah. 305 00:13:59,880 --> 00:14:01,549 That's why he married one. 306 00:14:01,632 --> 00:14:03,759 -[audience] Oh! -[Kevin] Oh! 307 00:14:04,343 --> 00:14:06,053 Oh, shit. 308 00:14:08,556 --> 00:14:12,184 But it's hard not to love Nick Jonas. Am I right? Come on. Look at him. 309 00:14:12,268 --> 00:14:13,978 [crowd cheers] 310 00:14:14,061 --> 00:14:14,979 [Lilly] Yeah. 311 00:14:16,355 --> 00:14:18,899 Nick is the dreamer. He is determined. 312 00:14:18,983 --> 00:14:20,526 He wants to be the best. 313 00:14:20,609 --> 00:14:25,239 Nick hopes to someday have a Grammy, an Emmy, an Oscar, and a Tony. 314 00:14:25,322 --> 00:14:26,365 And he will. 315 00:14:26,907 --> 00:14:31,036 If he adopts four more dogs and names them Grammy, Emmy, Oscar, and Tony. 316 00:14:35,457 --> 00:14:36,375 Hi, Joe. 317 00:14:38,544 --> 00:14:40,421 -I didn't forget about you. -Thank God. 318 00:14:40,504 --> 00:14:43,632 I mean, I did from 2008 to 2015, but not tonight. 319 00:14:46,552 --> 00:14:49,388 But in all sincerity, I am so honored to be here tonight 320 00:14:49,471 --> 00:14:51,473 and to be included as part of your family roast. 321 00:14:51,557 --> 00:14:52,808 Thank you so much for having me. 322 00:14:54,101 --> 00:14:57,354 Obviously, I'm a huge fan… 323 00:14:57,855 --> 00:14:58,689 of Kenan Thompson. 324 00:14:58,772 --> 00:15:00,316 Thank you so much, everyone. Goodnight! 325 00:15:00,900 --> 00:15:01,734 Yeah! 326 00:15:01,817 --> 00:15:04,820 -[Kenan] Lilly Singh, everybody. -Thank you. Thank you. Thank you. 327 00:15:05,738 --> 00:15:07,156 Great job. Great job. 328 00:15:07,239 --> 00:15:09,617 -[Lilly] Thank you so much. -[Kenan] Absolutely. Give it up! 329 00:15:12,161 --> 00:15:13,746 She was taking shots at y'all, man. 330 00:15:13,829 --> 00:15:15,539 -I love it! -[Kenan] You guys are good sports. 331 00:15:15,623 --> 00:15:17,333 Dad, how you feeling? You hanging in there? 332 00:15:17,416 --> 00:15:18,626 I know these are your children. 333 00:15:18,709 --> 00:15:21,128 -They're my children. -[Kenan] I hear you. All right. 334 00:15:22,254 --> 00:15:23,088 My children! 335 00:15:23,172 --> 00:15:26,508 Now, here's something else that you might not know 336 00:15:26,592 --> 00:15:27,760 about the Jonas Brothers. 337 00:15:27,843 --> 00:15:31,263 In the 2007 Macy's Thanksgiving Day Parade, 338 00:15:31,347 --> 00:15:34,725 they rode on the Build-A-Bear Workshop float. 339 00:15:34,808 --> 00:15:36,852 -Nice. -Strong. 340 00:15:36,935 --> 00:15:39,104 And then, right when it was over, 341 00:15:39,188 --> 00:15:42,107 they built a bear out of Kevin's old sideburns. 342 00:15:43,901 --> 00:15:45,277 [man] Boo! 343 00:15:45,361 --> 00:15:46,695 Boo! 344 00:15:47,404 --> 00:15:49,782 I'm sorry. What? Did somebody just boo me? 345 00:15:49,865 --> 00:15:50,949 [man] Boo! 346 00:15:51,450 --> 00:15:54,662 Well, that is rude, but you guys won't believe this. 347 00:15:55,162 --> 00:15:59,708 The Jonas Brothers were the youngest band to ever be on the cover of Rolling-- 348 00:15:59,792 --> 00:16:02,294 [man] Rolling Stone, yeah, yeah. We know! 349 00:16:04,338 --> 00:16:06,340 Pete? Is that you? 350 00:16:06,423 --> 00:16:07,341 Is that me? 351 00:16:07,424 --> 00:16:08,717 Pete Davidson! 352 00:16:08,801 --> 00:16:11,387 Oh. Yes! 353 00:16:12,388 --> 00:16:15,224 That's like asking if the Jonas Brothers freaking rule. 354 00:16:15,307 --> 00:16:16,392 Hell, yeah, dude! 355 00:16:16,475 --> 00:16:18,686 -[audience whoops] -[Kenan] What are you doing here? 356 00:16:18,769 --> 00:16:21,188 I don't know. I'm so drunk right now. 357 00:16:21,271 --> 00:16:22,106 Uh… 358 00:16:22,189 --> 00:16:24,900 I was drinking White Claws with Niall. He's a cool kid. 359 00:16:26,276 --> 00:16:27,444 So you're a fan. 360 00:16:27,528 --> 00:16:28,946 Oh, I'm a huge fan! 361 00:16:29,029 --> 00:16:32,408 I listen to the Jonas Brothers every time I'm in a supermarket. 362 00:16:33,826 --> 00:16:36,370 I mean, show some respect, okay? 363 00:16:36,453 --> 00:16:38,080 Nick's a legit actor now. 364 00:16:38,163 --> 00:16:40,582 He's won everything from a Kids' Choice Award 365 00:16:40,666 --> 00:16:42,292 to a Teen Choice Award. 366 00:16:44,044 --> 00:16:44,962 Yes. 367 00:16:45,045 --> 00:16:46,547 -Very good. -Thank you. 368 00:16:46,630 --> 00:16:49,174 You know, Nick had a hit called "Jealous." 369 00:16:49,258 --> 00:16:51,135 Though it would've been way more believable 370 00:16:51,218 --> 00:16:52,594 if Kevin was singing it. 371 00:16:56,473 --> 00:16:59,393 Haven't you ever heard the song "Roller Coaster"? 372 00:16:59,476 --> 00:17:01,770 You know how brave it is to do a song about something 373 00:17:01,854 --> 00:17:03,939 none of them are tall enough to ride? 374 00:17:05,441 --> 00:17:07,609 I mean, how can I make fun of these guys? 375 00:17:07,693 --> 00:17:11,405 I look like a Jonas Brother if his mom was also his Jonas sister. 376 00:17:12,781 --> 00:17:16,034 Well, I'm sorry, but we need to keep the show moving. 377 00:17:16,618 --> 00:17:19,163 -Please, no more interruptions. All right? -Okay. Okay. 378 00:17:19,246 --> 00:17:20,164 -Thank you. -Okay. 379 00:17:20,247 --> 00:17:26,962 Now, the Jonas Brothers have performed at the White House several times. 380 00:17:27,046 --> 00:17:31,008 But most notably when they sang the National Anthem 381 00:17:31,091 --> 00:17:33,844 for the Women In Sports Tee-ball game. 382 00:17:35,846 --> 00:17:39,266 Or as it's more commonly known, wait, is that a real thing? 383 00:17:39,850 --> 00:17:42,853 Okay. All right. All right. Now you've gone too far, okay? 384 00:17:42,936 --> 00:17:45,355 These guys rock! Okay? 385 00:17:45,439 --> 00:17:48,442 A Little Bit Longer is both my favorite album-- 386 00:17:48,525 --> 00:17:51,487 -[audience cheers] -Yeah. Yes. Yes. 387 00:17:52,237 --> 00:17:55,282 And it's what Sophie wishes Joe's penis was. 388 00:17:55,365 --> 00:17:57,659 -[Kenan] Hey! Easy! -[audience groans] 389 00:17:57,743 --> 00:18:00,412 Winter is coming, but Sophie, not so much. 390 00:18:00,496 --> 00:18:01,747 [Kenan] Pete! 391 00:18:03,207 --> 00:18:05,417 -[Kenan] You can't talk like that. -[Pete] Come on! 392 00:18:05,918 --> 00:18:08,212 [Kenan] Get out of-- You can't talk like-- Get-- 393 00:18:08,295 --> 00:18:10,089 -[Pete] I'm sorry. -Get Peter-- 394 00:18:10,172 --> 00:18:11,924 -I'm sorry. -[Kenan] Pete Davidson, everybody. 395 00:18:12,007 --> 00:18:13,425 But you gotta get out of here. 396 00:18:15,010 --> 00:18:15,969 My God. 397 00:18:16,929 --> 00:18:18,931 Sophie, that's your personal business. 398 00:18:22,142 --> 00:18:24,812 Please welcome the more talented, the more beautiful, 399 00:18:24,895 --> 00:18:28,357 the more popular, the less sulky looking other half 400 00:18:28,440 --> 00:18:31,652 of Nick Jonas, Priyanka Chopra Jonas! 401 00:18:31,735 --> 00:18:33,862 -[upbeat music playing] -[audience cheers and applauds] 402 00:18:40,244 --> 00:18:41,370 Yeah! 403 00:18:41,453 --> 00:18:42,579 Terrified right now. 404 00:18:42,663 --> 00:18:44,873 But thank you guys for being such a warm room! 405 00:18:44,957 --> 00:18:46,041 This is amazing! 406 00:18:46,583 --> 00:18:47,960 Hi, everyone! 407 00:18:51,046 --> 00:18:55,467 I am honored and so thrilled, actually, and tickled, 408 00:18:55,551 --> 00:18:59,847 to be here tonight to roast my husband, Nick Jonas. 409 00:19:01,890 --> 00:19:04,601 And his brothers, whose names I can never remember. 410 00:19:04,685 --> 00:19:05,978 Um… [chuckles] 411 00:19:06,061 --> 00:19:12,150 I'm from India, a country rich in culture, in music, in entertainment. 412 00:19:12,234 --> 00:19:15,154 So clearly, the Jonas Brothers didn't make it over there. 413 00:19:18,907 --> 00:19:21,660 Nick and I have a ten-year age gap. 414 00:19:21,743 --> 00:19:23,120 -Yeah! -Yes. 415 00:19:23,203 --> 00:19:24,413 [audience whoops] 416 00:19:24,496 --> 00:19:25,330 We do. 417 00:19:25,831 --> 00:19:28,959 And there are many '90s pop culture references 418 00:19:29,042 --> 00:19:31,253 he doesn't understand, and I have to explain them to him. 419 00:19:31,336 --> 00:19:33,922 Which is fine, because we teach each other. 420 00:19:34,006 --> 00:19:35,591 We teach each other things. 421 00:19:35,674 --> 00:19:38,552 He showed me how to use TikTok, for example. 422 00:19:39,303 --> 00:19:43,098 You know, and I showed him what a successful acting career looks like. 423 00:19:43,182 --> 00:19:44,474 [Kevin] Oh, shit! 424 00:19:54,109 --> 00:19:55,444 Oh my God. 425 00:19:56,153 --> 00:19:57,404 Also, have you guys noticed 426 00:19:57,487 --> 00:19:59,740 how much content the Jonas Brothers post online? 427 00:19:59,823 --> 00:20:03,869 Like, they're forever on Instagram, always on the phone. 428 00:20:03,952 --> 00:20:05,871 [giggling] It's so cute. 429 00:20:06,872 --> 00:20:08,123 I'll tell you why. 430 00:20:08,206 --> 00:20:11,543 Because all of them combined still have less followers than me. 431 00:20:11,627 --> 00:20:13,795 [audience] Oh! 432 00:20:14,838 --> 00:20:15,672 [Priyanka] Yeah. 433 00:20:15,756 --> 00:20:17,883 It's true. It's true. 434 00:20:17,966 --> 00:20:20,469 So I guess the most popular Jonas is 435 00:20:20,552 --> 00:20:22,679 @PriyankaChopra on Instagram. 436 00:20:27,851 --> 00:20:31,146 Seriously, though, I do want to talk about how much I love my husband 437 00:20:31,230 --> 00:20:33,482 and what I love about him. 438 00:20:33,565 --> 00:20:37,402 One of the things I love about my husband is how much we have in common, you know. 439 00:20:37,486 --> 00:20:40,989 For instance, we're both totally, completely, wholly obsessed, 440 00:20:41,073 --> 00:20:42,241 and I mean obsessed, 441 00:20:42,324 --> 00:20:43,408 with Nick Jonas. 442 00:20:44,660 --> 00:20:47,079 We love Nick Jonas, both of us. 443 00:20:47,162 --> 00:20:49,623 [laughing] He's our favorite. Honestly. 444 00:20:50,249 --> 00:20:51,917 -He's our favorite. -It's true. 445 00:20:52,000 --> 00:20:53,085 -It's true. -Very true. 446 00:20:53,168 --> 00:20:56,213 I wouldn't want to be married to anyone else, guys. I'm serious. 447 00:20:56,296 --> 00:20:59,216 Unless, of course, Chris Hemsworth suddenly became single. 448 00:20:59,299 --> 00:21:00,342 Might change things. 449 00:21:02,052 --> 00:21:04,596 Since we got married, people questioned our marriage. Right? 450 00:21:04,680 --> 00:21:07,015 They were like, "Oh, it's a publicity stunt." 451 00:21:07,099 --> 00:21:08,267 How could it be? 452 00:21:08,350 --> 00:21:10,852 I didn't even know how famous Nick was. 453 00:21:10,936 --> 00:21:15,107 All I knew was that he was Kevin Jonas's baby brother. 454 00:21:17,150 --> 00:21:18,527 [Nick] Yeah. That's right. 455 00:21:19,653 --> 00:21:21,196 [Priyanka] In all sincerity, 456 00:21:21,280 --> 00:21:23,073 I love that I married a man 457 00:21:23,156 --> 00:21:25,742 who, like myself, values family. 458 00:21:25,826 --> 00:21:28,537 If you don't know, we're the only couple 459 00:21:29,371 --> 00:21:31,123 who doesn't have kids yet, 460 00:21:31,206 --> 00:21:33,166 which is why I'm excited to make this announcement. 461 00:21:34,751 --> 00:21:35,752 Sorry, babe. 462 00:21:37,045 --> 00:21:38,672 Nick and I are expecting… 463 00:21:39,965 --> 00:21:41,633 to get drunk tonight 464 00:21:41,717 --> 00:21:44,094 and sleep in tomorrow! 465 00:21:47,597 --> 00:21:49,850 Your face was really funny when I said that. 466 00:21:49,933 --> 00:21:52,102 Yeah, I was a bit concerned. 467 00:21:52,811 --> 00:21:54,938 All right. Seriously, though, I love this entire family. 468 00:21:55,022 --> 00:21:57,274 Nick, Joe, Kevin, you guys are amazing. 469 00:21:57,357 --> 00:21:58,692 Nick has changed my life. 470 00:21:58,775 --> 00:22:01,945 I wouldn't want to babysit, I mean, be married to anyone else. 471 00:22:04,573 --> 00:22:05,657 Ever. [giggles] 472 00:22:05,741 --> 00:22:09,661 Ladies and gentlemen, give it up for Priyanka Chopra Jonas! 473 00:22:10,620 --> 00:22:11,455 Thank you. 474 00:22:12,080 --> 00:22:14,332 [audience cheering and applauding] 475 00:22:16,126 --> 00:22:17,044 [Priyanka] Oh my God. 476 00:22:17,127 --> 00:22:18,045 How are you feeling? 477 00:22:18,128 --> 00:22:19,588 Oh, look at the love. 478 00:22:20,672 --> 00:22:21,923 [Nick] You killed it. 479 00:22:23,842 --> 00:22:28,221 There are lots of fun Jonas Brothers facts that most people don't know. 480 00:22:28,305 --> 00:22:31,767 -Like, one time, back at-- -[piano music] 481 00:22:31,850 --> 00:22:32,684 Hold on. 482 00:22:33,435 --> 00:22:36,813 Now, I know the sound of those tickled ivories anywhere. 483 00:22:36,897 --> 00:22:39,816 Ladies and gentlemen, that is John Legend in the building. 484 00:22:39,900 --> 00:22:41,151 [audience cheering] 485 00:22:43,445 --> 00:22:44,446 Sup, dawg? 486 00:22:47,783 --> 00:22:49,951 What's up, man? You been sitting there all night? 487 00:22:50,035 --> 00:22:52,370 You know me. I love a good party, Kenan. 488 00:22:52,454 --> 00:22:56,500 Whenever there's a party in town, I show up with my piano. 489 00:22:56,583 --> 00:22:57,667 That's right. 490 00:22:57,751 --> 00:23:00,962 Well, while you're here, do you mind playing us a song? 491 00:23:01,046 --> 00:23:02,214 Yes. Do you know what? 492 00:23:02,839 --> 00:23:05,926 I wrote a little something about my favorite band. 493 00:23:06,009 --> 00:23:07,052 Yeah! 494 00:23:07,135 --> 00:23:09,012 Jonas Brothers, why don't you come over here? 495 00:23:09,096 --> 00:23:10,889 -All right! -[Kenan] Come on down, baby. 496 00:23:12,599 --> 00:23:13,767 It's for you. 497 00:23:13,850 --> 00:23:16,269 It's for you. It's for you. 498 00:23:16,353 --> 00:23:17,312 Enjoy. 499 00:23:17,396 --> 00:23:18,271 Enjoy this. 500 00:23:26,279 --> 00:23:29,491 ♪ Working-class lads Growing up with a dream ♪ 501 00:23:29,574 --> 00:23:33,870 ♪ They made a lot of money Made a lot of girls scream ♪ 502 00:23:33,954 --> 00:23:37,749 ♪ The music they created Took over the globe ♪ 503 00:23:37,833 --> 00:23:41,753 ♪ Sold out shows wherever they'd go ♪ 504 00:23:41,837 --> 00:23:42,712 It's true. 505 00:23:42,796 --> 00:23:45,382 ♪ All I want to be is their favorite fan ♪ 506 00:23:45,924 --> 00:23:49,136 ♪ I wrote a song to tell them They're my favorite band ♪ 507 00:23:49,761 --> 00:23:53,682 ♪ I wish they could hear it But they're not here today ♪ 508 00:23:53,765 --> 00:23:59,354 ♪ No John, Paul, George, or Ringo Just Joe, Nick, I want to say… ♪ 509 00:23:59,855 --> 00:24:00,689 ♪ Keith? ♪ 510 00:24:02,190 --> 00:24:05,569 ♪ You're not quite the Beatles ♪ 511 00:24:05,652 --> 00:24:10,115 ♪ Not quite the Beatles Though you're really nice guys ♪ 512 00:24:11,283 --> 00:24:15,036 ♪ You're pretty darn handsome And better than Hanson ♪ 513 00:24:15,120 --> 00:24:17,664 ♪ But you'll never be the Beatles Nice try ♪ 514 00:24:17,747 --> 00:24:20,876 ♪ No, not the Beatles ♪ 515 00:24:21,751 --> 00:24:25,130 ♪ Not quite the Beatles And I'm telling you why ♪ 516 00:24:26,548 --> 00:24:28,675 ♪ You can take them home to Granny ♪ 517 00:24:28,758 --> 00:24:30,594 ♪ But they've never won a Grammy ♪ 518 00:24:30,677 --> 00:24:32,804 ♪ They'll never be the Beatles ♪ 519 00:24:32,888 --> 00:24:35,974 ♪ Never, not in this life ♪ 520 00:24:37,642 --> 00:24:41,313 ♪ Oh, imagine there was no "Imagine" ♪ 521 00:24:42,898 --> 00:24:46,026 ♪ Only "Sucker," and I forget the rest ♪ 522 00:24:47,068 --> 00:24:50,489 ♪ What if Paul McCartney was in Jumanji? ♪ 523 00:24:50,572 --> 00:24:54,493 ♪ No "Let it Be" Just Nick being "Jealous" ♪ 524 00:24:54,576 --> 00:24:58,246 ♪ Oh, no Ringo Starr as the weakest link ♪ 525 00:24:58,330 --> 00:25:01,333 ♪ Only Keith? Kirk? ♪ 526 00:25:01,917 --> 00:25:03,084 ♪ What's his name? ♪ 527 00:25:04,961 --> 00:25:07,797 ♪ And George Harrison Rolling in his grave ♪ 528 00:25:08,548 --> 00:25:10,759 ♪ Every time "Cake by the Ocean" ♪ 529 00:25:11,343 --> 00:25:14,471 ♪ Ever gets played ♪ 530 00:25:14,554 --> 00:25:17,891 ♪ You're not quite the Beatles ♪ 531 00:25:17,974 --> 00:25:22,604 ♪ Not quite the Beatles Though you're really nice guys ♪ 532 00:25:23,396 --> 00:25:26,608 ♪ You're pretty darn handsome And better than Hanson ♪ 533 00:25:26,691 --> 00:25:29,361 ♪ But you'll never be the Beatles Nice try ♪ 534 00:25:29,444 --> 00:25:32,864 ♪ No, not the Beatles ♪ 535 00:25:32,948 --> 00:25:37,160 ♪ Not quite the Beatles And I'm telling you why ♪ 536 00:25:38,119 --> 00:25:41,414 ♪ You can take them home to Granny But they've never won a Grammy ♪ 537 00:25:41,498 --> 00:25:44,000 ♪ Oh, they'll never be the Beatles ♪ 538 00:25:44,084 --> 00:25:46,628 ♪ Never, not in this life ♪ 539 00:25:47,796 --> 00:25:49,422 Sing it with me, everybody. 540 00:25:49,506 --> 00:25:55,387 [audience sings along] ♪ No, no, no, no, no, no, no ♪ 541 00:25:56,471 --> 00:25:59,349 ♪ No Nick and no Joe ♪ 542 00:26:00,058 --> 00:26:01,184 ♪ Or Keith? ♪ 543 00:26:02,602 --> 00:26:07,732 ♪ Oh, no, no, no ♪ 544 00:26:07,816 --> 00:26:09,484 ♪ No, no, no, no ♪ 545 00:26:10,986 --> 00:26:13,697 ♪ No Jonas Bros ♪ 546 00:26:14,447 --> 00:26:15,865 ♪ For me ♪ 547 00:26:17,784 --> 00:26:20,537 ♪ Not quite the Beatles ♪ 548 00:26:22,038 --> 00:26:26,167 ♪ Not quite the Beatles Though you're really nice guys ♪ 549 00:26:26,251 --> 00:26:30,046 ♪ You're pretty darn handsome Better than Hanson ♪ 550 00:26:30,130 --> 00:26:30,964 I'll take it! 551 00:26:31,047 --> 00:26:33,216 ♪ But you'll never be the Beatles Nice try ♪ 552 00:26:33,300 --> 00:26:35,844 ♪ No, not the Beatles ♪ 553 00:26:37,053 --> 00:26:40,557 ♪ Not quite the Beatles Better luck next time ♪ 554 00:26:42,225 --> 00:26:43,977 ♪ But look on the bright side ♪ 555 00:26:44,060 --> 00:26:45,895 ♪ You've got beautiful wives ♪ 556 00:26:46,479 --> 00:26:48,607 ♪ Who didn't break up the group ♪ 557 00:26:49,983 --> 00:26:53,361 ♪ And none of you died ♪ 558 00:26:53,445 --> 00:26:55,530 [audience cheers and applauds] 559 00:26:56,823 --> 00:26:57,866 [Kenan] John Legend! 560 00:27:01,578 --> 00:27:02,871 John Legend… 561 00:27:02,954 --> 00:27:05,206 -None of you died. -…ladies and gentlemen. 562 00:27:08,835 --> 00:27:09,753 Thank you. 563 00:27:09,836 --> 00:27:10,837 [Kenan] That was amazing. 564 00:27:10,920 --> 00:27:12,380 -I'm sorry. -That was amazing. 565 00:27:12,464 --> 00:27:14,966 That was beautiful. You're right. You're right. 566 00:27:15,050 --> 00:27:16,468 -You're correct. -That was amazing. 567 00:27:16,551 --> 00:27:18,178 -John Legend! -Not quite the Beatles. 568 00:27:18,678 --> 00:27:21,139 [audience cheering and applauding] 569 00:27:22,599 --> 00:27:23,475 [Kenan laughs] 570 00:27:23,975 --> 00:27:28,855 So recently, the Jonas Brothers went down to the brand-new home 571 00:27:28,938 --> 00:27:30,815 of the Los Angeles Rams 572 00:27:30,899 --> 00:27:34,319 to see which one of them sucked the least at football. 573 00:27:34,402 --> 00:27:35,695 Let's see how that went. 574 00:27:35,779 --> 00:27:37,697 [dramatic music playing] 575 00:27:42,202 --> 00:27:44,412 Can you believe Tom Brady's gonna teach us how to kick? 576 00:27:44,496 --> 00:27:45,372 That's insane. 577 00:27:45,455 --> 00:27:47,290 Tom Brady's gonna help us kick these balls. 578 00:27:47,374 --> 00:27:48,917 What's up, Jonas Brothers? 579 00:27:49,876 --> 00:27:51,044 Y'all ready for this? 580 00:27:52,212 --> 00:27:53,296 I'm your coach, 581 00:27:53,880 --> 00:27:55,090 Tom Grady. 582 00:27:55,840 --> 00:27:57,676 No, we're waiting for Tom Brady. But thank you. 583 00:27:57,759 --> 00:27:59,260 He said he's waiting for Tom-- 584 00:27:59,344 --> 00:28:01,304 Man, why would Tom Brady be coaching y'all? 585 00:28:02,138 --> 00:28:03,640 -Let's do this thing. -[whistle blows] 586 00:28:03,723 --> 00:28:05,475 [upbeat music playing] 587 00:28:06,518 --> 00:28:07,394 All right, gentlemen, 588 00:28:07,477 --> 00:28:10,397 today I have been charged in training you in the game of football. 589 00:28:10,480 --> 00:28:12,315 And when I'm done, I will release you back, 590 00:28:12,399 --> 00:28:15,443 but not before I declare one of y'all the worst. 591 00:28:16,236 --> 00:28:17,112 Knees up! 592 00:28:17,195 --> 00:28:18,279 Knees up! 593 00:28:18,363 --> 00:28:19,823 Suck in your butts! 594 00:28:19,906 --> 00:28:20,782 Suck in your butt? 595 00:28:20,865 --> 00:28:24,411 Gimme some jumping jacks. Here we go. One, two, three, four. Now swim. 596 00:28:24,994 --> 00:28:28,706 And one Jonas Brother, two Jonas Brother, three Jonas Brother. 597 00:28:29,416 --> 00:28:32,127 And I am the winner! All right. Let's get some nachos, man. 598 00:28:32,210 --> 00:28:34,754 There's one minute left. Fourth quarter in the Super Bowl. 599 00:28:34,838 --> 00:28:35,964 Hike! 600 00:28:37,465 --> 00:28:39,092 -[groans] -[Nick laughs] 601 00:28:39,175 --> 00:28:41,761 Yeah, I see why they call you all the Jonas Brothers 602 00:28:41,845 --> 00:28:43,555 and not the Jonas Brothas. 603 00:28:43,638 --> 00:28:45,557 Y'all need some more Black people in this band. 604 00:28:45,640 --> 00:28:48,893 Hey, Nick! Get your head in the game. 605 00:28:48,977 --> 00:28:50,145 Hike! 606 00:28:52,397 --> 00:28:55,108 Yeah! That's what I'm talking about! 607 00:28:57,652 --> 00:28:59,404 -Yes! -All right, Kev. You got this. 608 00:28:59,487 --> 00:29:00,488 Hike! 609 00:29:03,783 --> 00:29:05,034 Come on, Kev. 610 00:29:05,952 --> 00:29:07,620 [Kenan] Oh, man. Come on, man. 611 00:29:10,081 --> 00:29:11,750 -[Joe] Aw. -[buzzer sounds] 612 00:29:11,833 --> 00:29:12,876 [Kenan] I think we're done. 613 00:29:12,959 --> 00:29:15,295 -It's all good, Kev. -Let's bring it in with some positivity. 614 00:29:15,378 --> 00:29:16,504 You'll get it next time. 615 00:29:17,213 --> 00:29:18,465 Oh, man. 616 00:29:20,091 --> 00:29:22,469 So how was the day for you? Did you enjoy that day? 617 00:29:22,552 --> 00:29:25,305 Kevin does really fucking suck at football though. 618 00:29:25,889 --> 00:29:28,433 I feel like they edited that really badly. 619 00:29:28,516 --> 00:29:30,685 I'm not sure if I was that bad. 620 00:29:30,769 --> 00:29:32,312 -He sucks at football. -Yeah. 621 00:29:32,395 --> 00:29:33,605 Here's your redemption. 622 00:29:33,688 --> 00:29:39,360 You had one more challenge to see if you could overcome sucking so hard. 623 00:29:40,904 --> 00:29:43,156 Why don't we take a look at it? This is your moment. 624 00:29:43,239 --> 00:29:44,115 All right. 625 00:29:44,199 --> 00:29:45,575 [dramatic music playing] 626 00:29:48,077 --> 00:29:49,746 [crowd cheers] 627 00:29:58,630 --> 00:30:02,759 Kev, time to put you in the cauldron and see what bubbles up. [chuckles] 628 00:30:02,842 --> 00:30:07,764 You're going back on that field, but this time in front of 70,000 fans. 629 00:30:08,348 --> 00:30:09,224 Okay. 630 00:30:09,307 --> 00:30:11,851 Let's focus on trying to kick a field goal. 631 00:30:12,435 --> 00:30:13,394 You can do this. 632 00:30:13,478 --> 00:30:17,732 Remember, clear eyes, full heart. 633 00:30:17,816 --> 00:30:19,192 I'm a sucker for you. 634 00:30:20,026 --> 00:30:20,944 All right. 635 00:30:21,027 --> 00:30:22,320 Let's get out there, son! 636 00:30:23,905 --> 00:30:26,950 Oh, boy, this is gonna be bad. Like a lamb to the slaughter. 637 00:30:27,534 --> 00:30:30,954 [announcer] Please welcome running back to New Jersey, 638 00:30:31,037 --> 00:30:34,916 number one, Kevin Jonas! 639 00:30:38,002 --> 00:30:39,087 [Kevin] All right! 640 00:30:44,092 --> 00:30:45,718 [announcer] All right, fans. 641 00:30:52,851 --> 00:30:56,104 All right, Kevin, let's see if you can put it through the uprights. 642 00:30:57,146 --> 00:31:00,358 [heartbeat thumping] 643 00:31:10,493 --> 00:31:15,164 [announcer] The kick is up, and the kick is good! 644 00:31:16,207 --> 00:31:18,585 [crowd roars] 645 00:31:22,380 --> 00:31:23,715 [Kenan] Yeah, baby! 646 00:31:23,798 --> 00:31:25,550 That's how you do it! 647 00:31:25,633 --> 00:31:26,885 Oh, my God. 648 00:31:26,968 --> 00:31:28,303 Oh, my God! 649 00:31:28,386 --> 00:31:31,139 -Los Angeles, make some noise! -Woo! 650 00:31:35,560 --> 00:31:36,436 I did it, coach. 651 00:31:36,519 --> 00:31:38,897 You fucking did it! Yes, you fucking did it! 652 00:31:38,980 --> 00:31:40,648 In front of all of these people! 653 00:31:41,232 --> 00:31:42,483 That was amazing. 654 00:31:43,443 --> 00:31:44,986 [Kenan] Good job, Kev! 655 00:31:46,195 --> 00:31:47,363 You did that! 656 00:31:47,447 --> 00:31:48,489 First try. 657 00:31:48,573 --> 00:31:50,783 In front of 70,000 people. That's impressive. 658 00:31:51,284 --> 00:31:52,952 We can't confirm it was the first try. 659 00:31:53,036 --> 00:31:54,287 I'm not sure about that. 660 00:31:54,370 --> 00:31:56,831 You kicked that field goal like they kicked you out of the band. 661 00:31:56,915 --> 00:31:58,291 -That was good. -[audience] Oh! 662 00:31:58,374 --> 00:31:59,751 [Kenan] Boom! Boom! Boom! 663 00:32:00,543 --> 00:32:03,630 The only difference is I still succeeded, and Nick didn't, so it's fine. 664 00:32:03,713 --> 00:32:05,673 [Kenan] Oh, it's going back and forth! 665 00:32:06,633 --> 00:32:10,553 We made two Jumanji's, okay? I think we were a success. 666 00:32:11,220 --> 00:32:12,639 This is very true. 667 00:32:13,681 --> 00:32:14,974 -Two. -[Kenan] I love it. 668 00:32:15,058 --> 00:32:16,476 Are you friends with The Rock? 669 00:32:16,559 --> 00:32:18,061 No. He doesn't call me back. 670 00:32:18,144 --> 00:32:19,854 What about the little one? 671 00:32:19,937 --> 00:32:20,980 I'm friends with him. 672 00:32:21,064 --> 00:32:22,649 Little Black guys are always the best. 673 00:32:22,732 --> 00:32:23,608 All right. 674 00:32:25,610 --> 00:32:27,570 Please welcome someone 675 00:32:27,654 --> 00:32:30,615 who knows the Jonas Brothers better than anybody else. 676 00:32:31,783 --> 00:32:33,284 This is Franklin Jonas. 677 00:32:33,868 --> 00:32:37,163 -[rock music playing] -[audience cheering and applauding] 678 00:32:40,333 --> 00:32:42,126 [Pete] Thank you. 679 00:32:43,920 --> 00:32:45,672 -Oh, no. -Hello! 680 00:32:45,755 --> 00:32:46,965 Thank you. 681 00:32:47,048 --> 00:32:50,468 Hi. It's me, definitely Franklin Jonas. 682 00:32:51,052 --> 00:32:54,389 Uh, they, uh… They call me the Bonus Jonas 683 00:32:54,472 --> 00:32:57,392 because I'm the only one who doesn't get a salary. 684 00:32:57,475 --> 00:33:02,146 Um, I live entirely on Christmas and birthday gifts from these three. 685 00:33:02,772 --> 00:33:04,232 #EatTheRich. 686 00:33:05,441 --> 00:33:08,653 Seriously, I am just so proud to be your little brother. 687 00:33:08,736 --> 00:33:11,906 You know? It's so amazing how you guys reach the number one 688 00:33:11,990 --> 00:33:13,533 on the Billboard Top 200, 689 00:33:13,616 --> 00:33:16,619 but still need me to reach the top of any shelf. 690 00:33:17,245 --> 00:33:18,371 Um… 691 00:33:18,454 --> 00:33:22,792 You know, my life is real tough. It's real tough, I gotta tell ya. Uh… 692 00:33:23,501 --> 00:33:25,962 Whoa, boy, is it a tough one. Uh… 693 00:33:26,462 --> 00:33:29,674 Sometimes I always feel like I'll be the fourth best. 694 00:33:29,757 --> 00:33:32,010 I could cure Covid, and you'd still all be like, 695 00:33:32,093 --> 00:33:34,887 "That's impressive, but it's not like you starred in Camp Rock!" 696 00:33:36,764 --> 00:33:39,726 But I still love you guys. And I just ask that, you know, 697 00:33:39,809 --> 00:33:41,769 you text me the location of the afterparties. 698 00:33:41,853 --> 00:33:44,147 I got a new phone, so you'll have to put it in my phone. 699 00:33:44,230 --> 00:33:46,315 You know? Uh… You know, we… 700 00:33:46,399 --> 00:33:49,861 That's okay, Pete. We appreciate it. You can't just walk up on the Jonas-- 701 00:33:49,944 --> 00:33:51,404 Who's Pete? I'm Franklin. 702 00:33:51,487 --> 00:33:54,240 I am Franklin Jonas. I'm just hanging with my bros. 703 00:33:54,323 --> 00:33:56,284 I understand, but they'll see you after the show. 704 00:33:56,367 --> 00:33:58,619 -Aw, fuck you, Kenan. -Oh, come on. 705 00:33:59,412 --> 00:34:02,957 Franklin Jonas/Pete Davidson. 706 00:34:03,541 --> 00:34:04,792 One more time. 707 00:34:08,171 --> 00:34:10,923 All right. Let's take a moment to check in 708 00:34:11,007 --> 00:34:14,010 with the Jonas Family Roast observation section, 709 00:34:14,093 --> 00:34:16,137 a very cushy, exclusive area 710 00:34:16,220 --> 00:34:19,599 reserved only for the Jonas Brothers' incredible spouses. 711 00:34:20,183 --> 00:34:21,058 Wait… 712 00:34:22,477 --> 00:34:25,271 Oh, okay. Uh… 713 00:34:25,354 --> 00:34:26,814 Hey, K.T. 714 00:34:28,900 --> 00:34:30,276 Dr. Phil? 715 00:34:30,359 --> 00:34:32,862 [audience cheering and applauding] 716 00:34:35,948 --> 00:34:40,912 What are you doing in the exclusive Jonas Brothers executive wife lounge? 717 00:34:41,579 --> 00:34:42,747 I'm a doctor. 718 00:34:43,372 --> 00:34:44,916 And as a doctor, 719 00:34:44,999 --> 00:34:49,837 it is my absolute obligation to insert myself into all family drama. 720 00:34:50,755 --> 00:34:54,050 All right. I suppose you did take an oath. 721 00:34:54,133 --> 00:34:57,553 It's an oath that I honor every day of my life, Kenan. 722 00:34:57,637 --> 00:35:01,974 And I've been watching this roast with my trained eye, 723 00:35:02,809 --> 00:35:04,894 and I think I can see the problem here. 724 00:35:05,436 --> 00:35:09,899 Roasts are just damn mean! We teach people how to treat us. 725 00:35:09,982 --> 00:35:13,152 And if you believe you deserve to get zinged, 726 00:35:13,236 --> 00:35:14,862 you're going to get zinged! 727 00:35:16,322 --> 00:35:19,992 Yeah, but Dr. Phil, this roast is all in good fun. 728 00:35:20,076 --> 00:35:22,161 I'm not done, Kenan Thompson. 729 00:35:22,245 --> 00:35:23,746 -[Kenan] Oh, easy. -All right. 730 00:35:24,622 --> 00:35:26,874 Let me tell you about the Jonas Brothers. 731 00:35:27,375 --> 00:35:30,878 It's always easier to tell people what they want to hear 732 00:35:30,962 --> 00:35:32,964 instead of what they need to hear. 733 00:35:33,548 --> 00:35:35,508 Let me tell you what they need to hear. 734 00:35:36,008 --> 00:35:39,136 They're not good enough for any of these wives. 735 00:35:39,220 --> 00:35:40,346 [audience] Oh! 736 00:35:40,429 --> 00:35:43,683 These boys have married so far over their head. 737 00:35:44,642 --> 00:35:46,769 It's just unbelievable. 738 00:35:46,853 --> 00:35:49,814 I don't think you're the one to give advice on family dynamics. 739 00:35:49,897 --> 00:35:52,066 I mean, your son is here. What's up, Jordan? 740 00:35:52,150 --> 00:35:54,068 -[audience whoops] -Suck it, Dad! 741 00:35:54,152 --> 00:35:56,487 I told you, it's Dr. Phil. 742 00:35:57,530 --> 00:36:01,701 You know what? All of you boys are beyond my help. 743 00:36:01,784 --> 00:36:05,079 You are 100% fucked, and I'm out of here. 744 00:36:05,163 --> 00:36:06,831 [Kenan] Gee whiz! 745 00:36:06,914 --> 00:36:10,126 -Dr. Phil, everybody. -Sorry, ladies. Sorry. 746 00:36:14,463 --> 00:36:15,590 Good job, Phillip. 747 00:36:17,967 --> 00:36:19,051 Dr. Filthy. 748 00:36:19,844 --> 00:36:24,098 Ladies and gentlemen, please welcome Danielle Jonas. 749 00:36:24,182 --> 00:36:26,350 Yeah! 750 00:36:26,434 --> 00:36:29,020 [audience cheering and applauding] 751 00:36:29,770 --> 00:36:31,397 Woo! 752 00:36:32,899 --> 00:36:36,861 Got a bit of a situation over here we're going to explain really quick. 753 00:36:36,944 --> 00:36:38,112 Go ahead. Go ahead, Danielle. 754 00:36:39,197 --> 00:36:41,699 "I've lost my voice," she says. That's sad. 755 00:36:41,782 --> 00:36:43,367 -Oh, no. -Baby girl. 756 00:36:43,451 --> 00:36:49,916 "It's okay. At least I had a voice to lose unlike Kevin, 757 00:36:52,168 --> 00:36:54,128 who sings backup vocals." Yeah. Yes, he does. 758 00:36:55,963 --> 00:36:59,842 "And without a voice, I won't be able to roast Kevin." 759 00:37:00,593 --> 00:37:01,636 Okay. 760 00:37:01,719 --> 00:37:03,179 "Maybe you could do it for me?" 761 00:37:03,262 --> 00:37:05,056 Me? Yeah? Of course. 762 00:37:05,139 --> 00:37:06,599 -I'd be happy to. -All right. 763 00:37:07,475 --> 00:37:11,687 Okay. I'm going to step in and roast Kevin for Danielle here. Ahem. 764 00:37:14,273 --> 00:37:15,650 These are her words. 765 00:37:16,400 --> 00:37:18,361 "I met Kevin on vacation." 766 00:37:18,861 --> 00:37:22,615 "And before that, the only thing I've done on vacation that ruined my life 767 00:37:22,698 --> 00:37:24,575 was getting vacation braids." 768 00:37:27,703 --> 00:37:30,414 "I basically ignored him the whole time, 769 00:37:30,915 --> 00:37:32,500 which he loved 770 00:37:32,583 --> 00:37:34,961 because he said it reminded him of his mom." 771 00:37:35,044 --> 00:37:35,878 Oh! 772 00:37:37,755 --> 00:37:38,756 Bing! 773 00:37:40,508 --> 00:37:41,425 "But… 774 00:37:42,385 --> 00:37:45,513 I have loved our relationship these last 12 years." 775 00:37:45,596 --> 00:37:46,764 -[Nick] Yeah. -Thank you. 776 00:37:46,847 --> 00:37:49,517 -"We have two beautiful daughters." -[Nick] Yep. 777 00:37:50,268 --> 00:37:51,185 [Kenan] Yeah. 778 00:37:53,020 --> 00:37:55,439 "We had them the old-fashioned way 779 00:37:55,523 --> 00:37:59,318 when he went on tour, and I slept with the milkman." Danielle! 780 00:38:00,695 --> 00:38:01,779 I don't believe that. 781 00:38:02,571 --> 00:38:03,614 I don't believe that. 782 00:38:04,448 --> 00:38:05,658 I'm not believing that. 783 00:38:06,659 --> 00:38:09,870 "But Kevin is truly the best dad, and like most people…" 784 00:38:09,954 --> 00:38:10,830 [audience cheers] 785 00:38:10,913 --> 00:38:11,998 That's right. 786 00:38:13,499 --> 00:38:14,750 "And like most people, 787 00:38:14,834 --> 00:38:17,920 our daughters don't even know that he's famous." 788 00:38:18,921 --> 00:38:19,880 "Of course…" 789 00:38:20,673 --> 00:38:23,801 "Of course, I think Kevin is the cutest Jonas Brother." 790 00:38:24,677 --> 00:38:26,721 -"He's got those beautiful eyes." -Thank you, baby. 791 00:38:26,804 --> 00:38:28,848 "The kindest smile… 792 00:38:28,931 --> 00:38:30,224 and a massive…" 793 00:38:31,017 --> 00:38:32,601 Whoa. Okay. 794 00:38:35,146 --> 00:38:36,230 Um… 795 00:38:36,314 --> 00:38:38,065 Heart. Big heart. 796 00:38:39,859 --> 00:38:40,735 [Kenan] Yes. 797 00:38:41,861 --> 00:38:42,903 I'm sorry. 798 00:38:44,655 --> 00:38:46,532 Danielle, I'm not going to say that. 799 00:38:47,033 --> 00:38:49,452 Wow. But good for you, Kev. 800 00:38:50,619 --> 00:38:51,912 You know what I'm saying? 801 00:38:53,039 --> 00:38:54,832 -You should be very proud. -[Kevin] Thank you. 802 00:38:55,708 --> 00:38:58,002 And King Kevin, you should be very proud too. 803 00:38:58,085 --> 00:39:00,588 I hear you're packing. I know that's where he's getting it from. 804 00:39:01,380 --> 00:39:02,298 That's what's up. 805 00:39:02,381 --> 00:39:05,134 "To sum it all up, I love you, Kevin." 806 00:39:05,217 --> 00:39:06,635 -[audience] Aw! -Love you, baby doll. 807 00:39:06,719 --> 00:39:08,846 Give it up for Danielle Jonas, ladies and gentlemen. 808 00:39:08,929 --> 00:39:10,264 [cheering and applauding] 809 00:39:11,891 --> 00:39:13,976 [Kenan singing] ♪ Where is the love? ♪ 810 00:39:15,353 --> 00:39:16,228 Cute. 811 00:39:16,312 --> 00:39:18,147 So I want to-- Walk her back to her seat. 812 00:39:18,230 --> 00:39:20,316 [grumbles] 813 00:39:22,943 --> 00:39:23,819 Good job. 814 00:39:25,154 --> 00:39:29,033 Now… [chuckles] Somebody who knows Nick pretty well 815 00:39:29,116 --> 00:39:31,410 wanted to get some stuff off of his chest. 816 00:39:31,494 --> 00:39:32,411 Let's take a look. 817 00:39:33,704 --> 00:39:37,124 Listen, I'm a close friend of Nick's on TV. 818 00:39:37,208 --> 00:39:40,961 I've known him for a long time, like, two seasons of The Voice. 819 00:39:41,504 --> 00:39:43,714 And he's a close personal co-worker. 820 00:39:44,256 --> 00:39:46,634 I'd like to share the reasons I love Nick Jonas. 821 00:39:47,593 --> 00:39:48,469 One… 822 00:39:49,053 --> 00:39:50,513 He's non-threatening. 823 00:39:50,596 --> 00:39:52,765 Labels aren't out there telling their artists, like, 824 00:39:52,848 --> 00:39:56,102 "Don't drop music this week because Nick Jonas has a record coming out." 825 00:39:56,185 --> 00:39:58,145 Usually, it's the complete opposite. 826 00:39:58,229 --> 00:40:02,024 "Hey, drop your music this week. There's no competition." 827 00:40:02,108 --> 00:40:02,942 You're the man. 828 00:40:03,734 --> 00:40:04,568 Two… 829 00:40:04,652 --> 00:40:07,530 He's always easy to find because he literally takes a selfie 830 00:40:07,613 --> 00:40:11,033 and posts it to Instagram every time he leaves the house. 831 00:40:11,951 --> 00:40:13,702 Three, he's a great actor. 832 00:40:13,786 --> 00:40:17,665 He acted as a competent vocal coach for two seasons on The Voice. 833 00:40:18,791 --> 00:40:21,043 And the final reason I love Nick Jonas, 834 00:40:21,127 --> 00:40:24,964 he surrounds himself with people much cooler than he is. 835 00:40:25,047 --> 00:40:27,842 Nick, and all the Jonas Brothers, I love ya. 836 00:40:27,925 --> 00:40:30,719 And thanks for letting me be a part of this from another studio. 837 00:40:31,220 --> 00:40:34,682 You guys actually couldn't pay me enough to be there anyway. Thanks again. 838 00:40:37,226 --> 00:40:38,227 [Kenan] Nice. 839 00:40:39,353 --> 00:40:40,729 Blake Shelton. 840 00:40:42,231 --> 00:40:44,358 -Wow. -Oh my God. 841 00:40:44,442 --> 00:40:46,694 A lot of people don't know this, 842 00:40:46,777 --> 00:40:49,989 but the Jonas Brothers have fans all over the world. 843 00:40:50,948 --> 00:40:51,907 Please… 844 00:40:51,991 --> 00:40:52,992 [crowd cheers] 845 00:40:53,617 --> 00:40:56,537 …put your hands together for a very special roaster 846 00:40:56,620 --> 00:40:58,122 from across the pond. 847 00:40:58,205 --> 00:41:03,878 He's one of the UK's biggest comedy stars. This is Jack Whitehall. Give it up! 848 00:41:04,378 --> 00:41:05,796 [audience cheering and applauding] 849 00:41:05,880 --> 00:41:11,343 Jack. Jack. Jack. Jack. Jack. Jack. Jack! 850 00:41:11,427 --> 00:41:12,261 Yeah! 851 00:41:13,053 --> 00:41:15,306 [audience cheering and applauding] 852 00:41:16,015 --> 00:41:18,851 Yes! What an honor it is to be here. 853 00:41:18,934 --> 00:41:22,354 Now, I must warn you, I do come from a nation of toasters, 854 00:41:22,438 --> 00:41:23,522 not roasters. 855 00:41:23,606 --> 00:41:24,982 And I'm not, for one moment, 856 00:41:25,065 --> 00:41:27,902 going to stand up here in front of you tonight 857 00:41:27,985 --> 00:41:32,072 and besmirch the character of these fine young gentlemen. 858 00:41:33,240 --> 00:41:34,325 -Look at them. -I doubt it. 859 00:41:34,408 --> 00:41:35,242 Oh! 860 00:41:36,118 --> 00:41:39,288 You beautiful bastards. 861 00:41:40,372 --> 00:41:43,334 Where's your father? Where is he? That is a proud man over there. 862 00:41:44,335 --> 00:41:45,669 Kevin Sr. 863 00:41:46,295 --> 00:41:47,505 Oh, yes. 864 00:41:47,588 --> 00:41:51,091 Give that man's testicles a Grammy 865 00:41:51,175 --> 00:41:53,928 for their outstanding contribution to music. 866 00:41:55,554 --> 00:41:56,388 Yeah! 867 00:41:56,472 --> 00:41:58,807 Yes! A round of applause for Kevin Sr.'s balls! 868 00:41:58,891 --> 00:41:59,892 Why not? 869 00:41:59,975 --> 00:42:01,977 [audience cheering and applauding] 870 00:42:02,811 --> 00:42:06,106 Those giblets should be hanging in the Rock & Roll Hall of Fame. 871 00:42:07,608 --> 00:42:09,985 Yes. Tonight I feel is the night 872 00:42:10,069 --> 00:42:12,696 for me to finally admit it to the world. 873 00:42:12,780 --> 00:42:15,908 No, I am not pre-rehab John Mulaney. 874 00:42:17,576 --> 00:42:19,328 I am Jack Whitehall, 875 00:42:19,411 --> 00:42:21,956 and I am a Jonah-holic. 876 00:42:22,456 --> 00:42:24,375 Yeah? Oh, that felt good. 877 00:42:25,751 --> 00:42:28,546 Felt good to share, yeah? I'm drunk on the Jonas juice. 878 00:42:29,338 --> 00:42:31,298 I am a full-blown Jo-tard. 879 00:42:32,424 --> 00:42:34,802 Yeah. You guys are my guilty pleasure. 880 00:42:34,885 --> 00:42:38,722 Like, peeing in the shower or masturbating in an Uber. 881 00:42:40,057 --> 00:42:43,727 And of all of those hobbies, the one that I get the most grief for, 882 00:42:43,811 --> 00:42:45,354 liking your music. 883 00:42:46,230 --> 00:42:48,274 And the Uber one a bit, to be fair. 884 00:42:48,857 --> 00:42:52,486 But why? Why can't a man love the Jo Bros? 885 00:42:53,112 --> 00:42:54,405 -Whoo! -[Jack] Yeah, why? 886 00:42:54,905 --> 00:42:57,992 I get less judgment when my shuffle lands on R. Kelly. 887 00:42:58,075 --> 00:43:00,369 [audience groans] 888 00:43:00,452 --> 00:43:03,122 Why does rock and roll have to be hard? 889 00:43:03,205 --> 00:43:05,040 I like my rock soft 890 00:43:05,874 --> 00:43:07,459 and thumbed in gently… 891 00:43:08,502 --> 00:43:11,463 by three guys that look like they should be working on the door 892 00:43:11,547 --> 00:43:12,923 of an Abercrombie & Fitch. 893 00:43:14,842 --> 00:43:17,177 Maybe two on the door, one in the storage room. 894 00:43:18,178 --> 00:43:19,471 Sorry, Nick, sorry. 895 00:43:19,555 --> 00:43:21,432 Oh, yeah, thank you. 896 00:43:21,515 --> 00:43:24,310 Do you know how hard it was growing up for me in England, 897 00:43:24,393 --> 00:43:26,145 a young boy loving the Jonas Brothers? 898 00:43:26,228 --> 00:43:29,064 Picked on, sir. I was picked on every day! 899 00:43:29,148 --> 00:43:31,400 At school, by the Slytherin boys. Yeah. 900 00:43:32,901 --> 00:43:38,490 The pressure to listen to music that was "cool," or "edgy," 901 00:43:38,574 --> 00:43:41,035 that wasn't "mind-numbingly bland." 902 00:43:42,077 --> 00:43:43,329 "Oh, you won't get any girls 903 00:43:43,412 --> 00:43:45,414 if you're listening to the Jonas Brothers, Jack." 904 00:43:45,497 --> 00:43:47,708 "Well, maybe, I don't want girls." 905 00:43:48,334 --> 00:43:51,420 "Maybe I am Jo Bros before hoes." 906 00:43:51,920 --> 00:43:53,464 [audience cheering] 907 00:43:53,547 --> 00:43:54,423 Yeah. 908 00:43:54,506 --> 00:43:56,800 You know what? Since we're all friends here, 909 00:43:56,884 --> 00:43:59,303 and this is a safe space, I'm ready to share a little more. 910 00:43:59,386 --> 00:44:03,432 Guys, you are looking at a fellow purity pledger. 911 00:44:04,224 --> 00:44:05,267 Yes! 912 00:44:05,351 --> 00:44:08,020 Lock this sugar up and throw away the key! 913 00:44:09,104 --> 00:44:10,898 Let's hear some noise for popping that cherry 914 00:44:10,981 --> 00:44:12,316 when you're goddamn ready! 915 00:44:12,399 --> 00:44:13,942 -Whoo! -[audience cheers] 916 00:44:14,026 --> 00:44:15,819 Oh! A lot of virgins in the house tonight! 917 00:44:15,903 --> 00:44:16,904 Nice! 918 00:44:17,863 --> 00:44:19,990 Yes, for much of my youth, like you guys, 919 00:44:20,074 --> 00:44:22,743 I was in a purity-pledge situation. 920 00:44:22,826 --> 00:44:25,913 A pledge was taken that I would remain a virgin 921 00:44:25,996 --> 00:44:28,248 by every single girl at my school. 922 00:44:30,250 --> 00:44:35,047 And do you know how I was able to keep my man hymen intact for so long? 923 00:44:35,964 --> 00:44:38,467 Because of you guys. Seriously. 924 00:44:38,550 --> 00:44:41,053 The more I told people that I listened to your music, 925 00:44:41,136 --> 00:44:43,263 the less they wanted to have sex with me. 926 00:44:44,390 --> 00:44:48,352 I may as well have worn one of your albums around my neck like a leper's bell. 927 00:44:49,645 --> 00:44:50,896 I'm dying. 928 00:44:50,979 --> 00:44:55,442 But look, look, real talk, we have to talk about the hard times too. 929 00:44:56,235 --> 00:44:58,987 October 30th, 2013. 930 00:44:59,571 --> 00:45:01,407 Please stop laughing. This is a serious bit. 931 00:45:01,907 --> 00:45:03,617 The music industry's 9/11. 932 00:45:04,410 --> 00:45:09,957 The day of the break-up of my heart into a thousand tiny pieces. 933 00:45:10,541 --> 00:45:13,419 And look, I'm not gonna stand up here and play the blame game. 934 00:45:13,502 --> 00:45:17,256 We could be here all night going, "Oh, Nick said this. Nick did that." 935 00:45:17,339 --> 00:45:20,718 No. It was a mutual decision to break up, 936 00:45:20,801 --> 00:45:23,095 so that Nick could focus on his solo career. 937 00:45:23,721 --> 00:45:26,723 No one's to blame except Nick, whose fault it definitely was. 938 00:45:27,808 --> 00:45:29,476 Look at him. 939 00:45:30,686 --> 00:45:32,813 Sorry. It still hurts. 940 00:45:34,565 --> 00:45:35,774 The Brother Breaker. 941 00:45:36,525 --> 00:45:38,235 The Meghan Markle of pop. 942 00:45:41,321 --> 00:45:43,574 Now, the band is back! 943 00:45:43,657 --> 00:45:46,160 -Yes! Whoo! -[audience cheers] 944 00:45:46,743 --> 00:45:47,619 Yes! 945 00:45:48,912 --> 00:45:49,872 [Nick] You're welcome. 946 00:45:51,039 --> 00:45:51,957 Thank you. 947 00:45:52,040 --> 00:45:54,084 You can't keep these guys down. 948 00:45:54,168 --> 00:45:56,003 They're like the Covid virus. 949 00:45:56,545 --> 00:45:59,256 And if this second wave has taught us anything, 950 00:45:59,339 --> 00:46:03,177 it's that, as a society, we cannot eradicate the Jonas Brothers. 951 00:46:03,260 --> 00:46:05,095 We must just learn to live with them 952 00:46:06,346 --> 00:46:08,557 and pray they don't mutate. 953 00:46:10,058 --> 00:46:13,228 My point is, guys, joking aside, 954 00:46:13,312 --> 00:46:16,648 you have left an indelible mark on so many people, 955 00:46:16,732 --> 00:46:18,442 especially me. 956 00:46:18,525 --> 00:46:20,527 Seriously. In more ways than one. 957 00:46:20,611 --> 00:46:24,740 They all said to me that I was making a terrible, terrible mistake 958 00:46:24,823 --> 00:46:27,910 all those years ago when I walked into that tattoo parlor. 959 00:46:27,993 --> 00:46:30,204 But you know what I have to say to them chaps? 960 00:46:30,287 --> 00:46:31,622 No regrets. 961 00:46:32,372 --> 00:46:34,291 "Jo Bros before hoes." 962 00:46:34,374 --> 00:46:37,127 [audience cheering and applauding] 963 00:46:39,296 --> 00:46:41,215 -[whoops] -[Kenan] Jack! 964 00:46:43,759 --> 00:46:44,718 Yeah! 965 00:46:44,801 --> 00:46:47,095 -Jack Whitehall, ladies and gentlemen. -[Nick] Wow! 966 00:46:49,848 --> 00:46:50,933 [Kenan] Tattoo. 967 00:46:51,558 --> 00:46:54,228 Anybody who follows Joe Jonas on TikTok, 968 00:46:54,311 --> 00:46:57,356 which I assume is most of the human population, 969 00:46:57,439 --> 00:46:59,233 knows that he recently crashed 970 00:46:59,316 --> 00:47:03,320 a themed One Direction versus Jonas Brothers spin class. 971 00:47:03,403 --> 00:47:04,238 Yeah! 972 00:47:04,321 --> 00:47:08,867 So this time, he decided to do it again and bring along Niall Horan. 973 00:47:10,202 --> 00:47:12,704 But this time, they went undercover. 974 00:47:12,788 --> 00:47:14,790 Give a round of applause 975 00:47:14,873 --> 00:47:18,710 to a new instructor that I am going to be auditioning. 976 00:47:18,794 --> 00:47:21,088 Steve! 977 00:47:21,171 --> 00:47:24,174 [Joe] Let's do it, people. Here we go! Ladies and gentlemen, how ya feeling? 978 00:47:24,258 --> 00:47:25,884 -[bell dings] -[Joe] All right. Here we go. 979 00:47:25,968 --> 00:47:29,680 My name is Steve. I am so excited to be here. 980 00:47:29,763 --> 00:47:32,349 [Niall] What's going on? How you going, guys? I'm Toby. 981 00:47:32,432 --> 00:47:35,143 -I'm from Australia. Sydney, Australia. -[bell dings] 982 00:47:35,227 --> 00:47:37,437 -[Niall] How are you guys going? You good? -[group] Yeah! 983 00:47:37,521 --> 00:47:38,939 [Niall] Yeah? Lovely. 984 00:47:39,439 --> 00:47:42,484 -[bell dings] -[energetic music playing] 985 00:47:42,568 --> 00:47:45,404 I heard the Jonas Brothers are not even real brothers. 986 00:47:45,487 --> 00:47:47,614 [Joe] I read the Jonas Brothers aren't even real brothers. 987 00:47:49,157 --> 00:47:50,993 -Disney faked it. -[Joe] Disney faked it. 988 00:47:51,076 --> 00:47:52,244 [Joe laughs] 989 00:47:52,327 --> 00:47:55,414 My friend dated the one with the eyebrows. Super lazy lover. 990 00:47:55,497 --> 00:47:57,416 [Joe] My friend dated the one with the huge eyebrows. 991 00:47:59,167 --> 00:48:02,087 She said he's no good. Okay. 992 00:48:02,170 --> 00:48:03,589 [Kevin, Niall, and Nick laugh] 993 00:48:04,256 --> 00:48:07,509 One Direction is by far the best looking boy band there ever was. Am I right? 994 00:48:07,593 --> 00:48:09,803 Say they're a much bigger band and always will be. 995 00:48:09,886 --> 00:48:12,848 [Joe] A much bigger band. More successful. 996 00:48:14,808 --> 00:48:17,185 [Joe] You guys ever heard of Niall Horan? 997 00:48:17,269 --> 00:48:18,812 More like "Niall Borin'." 998 00:48:18,895 --> 00:48:21,732 [Niall] Yeah. Yeah, Niall Bloody Borin'. 999 00:48:21,815 --> 00:48:22,691 You know him? 1000 00:48:23,650 --> 00:48:24,610 What a letdown. 1001 00:48:25,611 --> 00:48:28,447 He was by far the most handsome in that group he was in. 1002 00:48:28,530 --> 00:48:32,242 [Niall] He is by far and away-- They all talk about this Harry guy. 1003 00:48:32,743 --> 00:48:36,163 He's by far and away the best looking in that band by a mile. 1004 00:48:38,540 --> 00:48:40,542 -You agree? -[group] Woo! 1005 00:48:40,626 --> 00:48:41,710 [Niall] Liars. 1006 00:48:43,003 --> 00:48:44,087 [bell dings] 1007 00:48:44,171 --> 00:48:45,714 Who here wants muscles like this? 1008 00:48:46,340 --> 00:48:50,010 [Niall] Who here wants muscles like these bad boys, hey? 1009 00:48:50,093 --> 00:48:52,804 -[group cheers] -[Niall] Come on! Yeah! 1010 00:48:52,888 --> 00:48:55,974 Say, "Who here wants a big biking booty like me?" 1011 00:48:56,058 --> 00:49:00,896 "Don't be shy. Let me hear you sing. We want a big biking bubble booty." 1012 00:49:00,979 --> 00:49:03,273 [Joe] All right. Who wants a big bubble booty like me? 1013 00:49:04,066 --> 00:49:06,234 -Make some noise. -[group] Whoo! 1014 00:49:06,318 --> 00:49:09,279 [Joe] Bubble booty! Bubble booty! Bubble booty! 1015 00:49:10,197 --> 00:49:11,740 [Kevin] Good thing we're in a garage. 1016 00:49:11,823 --> 00:49:13,617 I've got so much junk in my trunk. 1017 00:49:13,700 --> 00:49:16,453 [Joe] Good thing we're in a garage. I've got so much junk in my trunk. 1018 00:49:16,536 --> 00:49:17,496 [laughs] Woo! 1019 00:49:18,789 --> 00:49:19,831 [bell dings] 1020 00:49:19,915 --> 00:49:22,417 Tell them that you just broke up with your girlfriend last night. 1021 00:49:22,501 --> 00:49:26,254 [Niall] Yeah. I just broke up with my girlfriend last night. 1022 00:49:27,214 --> 00:49:28,382 Feeling a bit sad. 1023 00:49:29,800 --> 00:49:31,677 Take a break if you're a Capricorn. 1024 00:49:32,260 --> 00:49:34,513 [Niall] Take a break-- If you're a Capricorn, 1025 00:49:35,472 --> 00:49:36,390 don't move. 1026 00:49:36,473 --> 00:49:39,309 If you're a Scorpio, uh, you have to go two times as hard. 1027 00:49:39,393 --> 00:49:42,020 [Niall] Right. If you're a Scorpio, faster. 1028 00:49:42,104 --> 00:49:44,356 Say, "My girlfriend was a Scorpio," and then start crying. 1029 00:49:44,439 --> 00:49:46,316 [Niall] My girlfriend was a Scorpio. 1030 00:49:47,109 --> 00:49:48,986 [cries] 1031 00:49:56,410 --> 00:49:57,536 Do you guys like Toby? 1032 00:49:57,619 --> 00:49:58,787 [Joe] Do you guys like Toby? 1033 00:49:58,870 --> 00:49:59,871 [group cheers] 1034 00:49:59,955 --> 00:50:01,790 [Joe] We went out on the town last night. 1035 00:50:01,873 --> 00:50:03,333 Say, "He's a real piece of shit." 1036 00:50:03,417 --> 00:50:05,293 [Joe] He's a real piece of shit, isn't he? 1037 00:50:07,421 --> 00:50:08,463 Say, "He doesn't know it, 1038 00:50:08,547 --> 00:50:10,549 but I've just started seeing his girlfriend, Brooke." 1039 00:50:10,632 --> 00:50:11,508 [Joe] He doesn't know, 1040 00:50:11,591 --> 00:50:13,635 but I just started seeing his girlfriend, Brooke. 1041 00:50:16,513 --> 00:50:18,473 -[Joe] All right, guys, good luck! -[group cheers] 1042 00:50:18,557 --> 00:50:19,641 [Kevin] That was so good. 1043 00:50:20,225 --> 00:50:21,643 -[Niall] Well done. -[Joe] Oh my God. 1044 00:50:21,727 --> 00:50:23,687 -Excellent work. -Very good. So funny. 1045 00:50:23,770 --> 00:50:27,983 Thank you, everybody, for such an incredible class. 1046 00:50:28,066 --> 00:50:33,780 And now if we can have a round of applause for our special instructors. 1047 00:50:33,864 --> 00:50:37,325 -[group cheers] -Yeah! 1048 00:50:37,951 --> 00:50:40,871 Woo! 1049 00:50:41,788 --> 00:50:44,583 Yeah! Hey! 1050 00:50:44,666 --> 00:50:46,126 -[Joe] Woo-hoo! -[Niall] Woo! 1051 00:50:46,209 --> 00:50:48,420 [Joe] Thank you guys so much! You were incredible. 1052 00:50:48,503 --> 00:50:50,714 Baby, let's party! 1053 00:50:50,797 --> 00:50:53,341 -[group screams] -[Joe] Make some noise! 1054 00:50:54,217 --> 00:50:55,761 We have two other special guests. 1055 00:50:55,844 --> 00:50:57,596 [chattering and crowd screaming] 1056 00:50:59,639 --> 00:51:01,099 Well done. Well done. 1057 00:51:01,183 --> 00:51:02,350 -Thank you. -Well played. 1058 00:51:03,143 --> 00:51:04,019 Good job! 1059 00:51:04,102 --> 00:51:05,771 Great job! Thank you! 1060 00:51:05,854 --> 00:51:07,522 [Joe] Thank you. Great job. 1061 00:51:07,606 --> 00:51:09,733 Now, out of the two guys, who do you think was better? 1062 00:51:09,816 --> 00:51:11,151 [group] Niall! 1063 00:51:14,362 --> 00:51:16,406 I think it's obvious. Niall, you're the winner. 1064 00:51:17,282 --> 00:51:19,076 [audience cheering and applauding] 1065 00:51:20,452 --> 00:51:23,163 [Joe laughs] Well played. 1066 00:51:26,833 --> 00:51:28,585 Big thanks to Niall Horan. 1067 00:51:28,668 --> 00:51:30,629 -Give it up for him one more time. -Yeah, Niall. 1068 00:51:33,173 --> 00:51:37,719 Please welcome someone who's been waiting five years for this. 1069 00:51:38,220 --> 00:51:40,055 This is Sophie Turner. 1070 00:51:40,138 --> 00:51:43,183 -[audience cheering and applauding] -[upbeat music playing] 1071 00:51:49,397 --> 00:51:50,649 Hello. 1072 00:51:51,525 --> 00:51:52,359 Hi, everyone. 1073 00:51:52,442 --> 00:51:54,861 [inhales] Um, I'm really only here 1074 00:51:54,945 --> 00:51:58,865 because I was told that in America, big family gatherings are where you say 1075 00:51:58,949 --> 00:52:00,742 the meanest possible things to your family. 1076 00:52:00,826 --> 00:52:03,161 So, when Joe asked me to do this, I was like… 1077 00:52:03,245 --> 00:52:05,080 [in American accent] "Sure thing, dipshit." 1078 00:52:05,831 --> 00:52:06,706 Um… 1079 00:52:07,707 --> 00:52:10,669 [in normal accent] Let's talk about the purity rings. 1080 00:52:10,752 --> 00:52:12,087 [crowd whoops] 1081 00:52:12,170 --> 00:52:16,967 For those of you who don't know, purity rings are worn to demonstrate 1082 00:52:17,050 --> 00:52:19,511 that you're abstaining from sex before marriage. 1083 00:52:19,594 --> 00:52:21,721 And the Jonas Brothers, they all had them. 1084 00:52:21,805 --> 00:52:23,640 Like, I know this is a roast, 1085 00:52:23,723 --> 00:52:26,017 and you all think I should be going after them. 1086 00:52:26,101 --> 00:52:29,145 But I think we need to set the record straight here. 1087 00:52:29,229 --> 00:52:32,149 No. The rings weren't a good idea. 1088 00:52:33,149 --> 00:52:37,404 Yes, as a gesture, they're laughably, toe-curlingly lame. 1089 00:52:37,988 --> 00:52:43,326 Um, but remember, this was about more than a gesture. 1090 00:52:43,410 --> 00:52:46,538 This was about faith. This was about principle. 1091 00:52:46,621 --> 00:52:49,708 This was about taking a stand and setting an example. 1092 00:52:49,791 --> 00:52:53,336 Look, Joe Jonas wasn't just sticking his fingers in some dumb metal rings. 1093 00:52:53,420 --> 00:52:55,380 He was sticking his fingers in co-stars, 1094 00:52:55,463 --> 00:52:59,759 actresses, and even a supermodel or two. 1095 00:52:59,843 --> 00:53:01,553 [crowd cheers and laughs] 1096 00:53:05,807 --> 00:53:06,892 To be honest, 1097 00:53:06,975 --> 00:53:11,229 Joe and the purity ring thing was kind of like a modern-day Cinderella. 1098 00:53:11,313 --> 00:53:14,983 I mean, Joe tried to find a match for his purity rings a few times, 1099 00:53:15,066 --> 00:53:17,986 but finally, the finger fit me. 1100 00:53:18,069 --> 00:53:20,155 [audience laughs and cheers] 1101 00:53:22,782 --> 00:53:25,702 It was also like Cinderella because most of the girls he tried it with 1102 00:53:25,785 --> 00:53:27,621 were under contract to Disney. 1103 00:53:27,704 --> 00:53:29,331 -[audience] Oh! -[Kevin] Oh! 1104 00:53:31,333 --> 00:53:35,378 I must love him, because I moved to America to be with him. 1105 00:53:35,462 --> 00:53:36,296 [audience] Aw! 1106 00:53:36,379 --> 00:53:38,632 [Sophie] It hasn't been without its challenges. 1107 00:53:38,715 --> 00:53:41,343 The terminology, for one, has been a bit of a struggle. 1108 00:53:41,426 --> 00:53:43,094 In America, you say zucchini. 1109 00:53:43,178 --> 00:53:44,846 In England, we say courgette. 1110 00:53:44,930 --> 00:53:48,141 In America, the bits on the side of the road are called sidewalks. 1111 00:53:48,225 --> 00:53:50,018 In England, pavements. 1112 00:53:50,101 --> 00:53:52,771 Interestingly, on this side of the Atlantic, 1113 00:53:52,854 --> 00:53:54,981 the sequel to Camp Rock was called Camp Rock 2. 1114 00:53:55,065 --> 00:53:57,609 Whereas in England, it was called a load of shit. 1115 00:54:00,487 --> 00:54:01,321 Yeah. 1116 00:54:02,697 --> 00:54:05,825 I said when I started acting that I would never date an actor. 1117 00:54:05,909 --> 00:54:09,037 And after I saw Camp Rock 2, I knew it was safe to date Joe. 1118 00:54:10,413 --> 00:54:13,416 Um, getting to know these guys has been the thrill of a lifetime. 1119 00:54:13,500 --> 00:54:15,543 I mean, Kevin is so wonderful, 1120 00:54:15,627 --> 00:54:17,003 and Nick is Nick. 1121 00:54:18,171 --> 00:54:19,172 Um… 1122 00:54:19,923 --> 00:54:21,258 Joe, I love you so much. 1123 00:54:21,341 --> 00:54:24,636 What I love about you is that no matter how successful you guys got, 1124 00:54:24,719 --> 00:54:26,805 you always stayed true to your New Jersey roots. 1125 00:54:26,888 --> 00:54:29,724 And I know you guys are definitely from New Jersey, 1126 00:54:29,808 --> 00:54:32,227 because you're all sopranos, I mean… 1127 00:54:32,310 --> 00:54:35,063 I'm kidding. You guys don't have any vocal range, sorry. 1128 00:54:36,439 --> 00:54:37,983 I really wanted to come and do this 1129 00:54:38,066 --> 00:54:40,318 because the Jonas Brothers are a great band 1130 00:54:40,402 --> 00:54:43,822 despite what every single person you talk to says. 1131 00:54:45,240 --> 00:54:46,700 I love you guys. 1132 00:54:46,783 --> 00:54:48,576 I'll see you backstage and at Christmas. 1133 00:54:48,660 --> 00:54:51,413 And Joe, don't wait up. Pete Davidson slipped me his phone number. 1134 00:54:51,496 --> 00:54:52,414 So… 1135 00:54:54,290 --> 00:54:58,003 Guys. Sophie Turner, everybody! 1136 00:54:59,879 --> 00:55:01,131 The queen of the north. 1137 00:55:01,756 --> 00:55:04,217 Oh, that's beautiful. The love. 1138 00:55:05,093 --> 00:55:05,927 I'm proud of you. 1139 00:55:06,511 --> 00:55:07,387 [Kenan] Good job! 1140 00:55:09,556 --> 00:55:11,433 Now, Joe, did you expect that? 1141 00:55:11,516 --> 00:55:12,976 Is Dr. Phil still here? 1142 00:55:15,562 --> 00:55:16,688 Good sports in your family. 1143 00:55:16,771 --> 00:55:19,524 Now, we have learnt that tonight 1144 00:55:20,191 --> 00:55:23,528 nobody gets under your skin quite like your own family. 1145 00:55:24,070 --> 00:55:28,241 And it's time for brother to take on brother to take on brothers. 1146 00:55:28,325 --> 00:55:29,993 [audience cheers and applauds] 1147 00:55:30,076 --> 00:55:31,828 -[Kenan] That's right. -Here we go. 1148 00:55:31,911 --> 00:55:36,207 Now, we prepared this board with various categories about your life. 1149 00:55:36,291 --> 00:55:38,335 And you'll each get a turn to come on up here, 1150 00:55:38,418 --> 00:55:40,503 select a category, and go wild. 1151 00:55:40,587 --> 00:55:42,380 Let's go oldest to youngest. 1152 00:55:42,464 --> 00:55:44,174 Kevin, you're up first. 1153 00:55:44,257 --> 00:55:45,383 -All right. -[Kenan] Let's go. 1154 00:55:45,467 --> 00:55:47,677 [audience cheering and applauding] 1155 00:55:49,804 --> 00:55:50,930 What's up, everybody? 1156 00:55:51,931 --> 00:55:54,267 -Woo! -[Priyanka] Woo! Go! 1157 00:55:54,851 --> 00:55:57,354 I'm gonna start with "Solo Careers." 1158 00:55:57,437 --> 00:55:58,688 All right. Joe, 1159 00:55:59,522 --> 00:56:02,901 I know you have a ritual before you go onstage. 1160 00:56:02,984 --> 00:56:06,029 That is to get slapped in the face before you hit the stage. 1161 00:56:06,112 --> 00:56:06,946 It really is. 1162 00:56:07,030 --> 00:56:08,448 And that is such a coincidence 1163 00:56:08,531 --> 00:56:13,161 because I need to get run over by a car every time I listen to your music. 1164 00:56:14,954 --> 00:56:18,750 Seriously. I love all the music you've created with DNCE. 1165 00:56:18,833 --> 00:56:22,170 From your biggest hits of "Cake by the Ocean…" 1166 00:56:22,253 --> 00:56:24,047 [audience cheers] 1167 00:56:27,717 --> 00:56:29,719 [audience laughs] 1168 00:56:30,470 --> 00:56:32,639 No. That's it. 1169 00:56:32,722 --> 00:56:34,849 You've also tried your hand at acting. 1170 00:56:34,933 --> 00:56:37,685 How amazing was Joe in Zoolander 2? 1171 00:56:38,186 --> 00:56:39,187 Yeah. 1172 00:56:39,270 --> 00:56:40,688 Here he is, actually. 1173 00:56:42,315 --> 00:56:43,858 Oh, wait. No, no. 1174 00:56:43,942 --> 00:56:47,112 That's just Joe dressed up as Zoolander for Halloween. 1175 00:56:48,446 --> 00:56:51,116 Yeah. We tried to find a still from the movie, 1176 00:56:51,199 --> 00:56:56,204 but his part was so small, there was zero photographic evidence. 1177 00:56:59,165 --> 00:57:01,167 But great job, Joe. We're super proud of you. 1178 00:57:03,711 --> 00:57:06,464 Nick, don't look so terrified. 1179 00:57:07,382 --> 00:57:08,550 I haven't seen you this down 1180 00:57:08,633 --> 00:57:10,426 since I asked you to be on Married to Jonas. 1181 00:57:12,762 --> 00:57:14,347 Now, Nick, you are a triple threat. 1182 00:57:14,431 --> 00:57:16,307 You can sing, you can act, 1183 00:57:16,391 --> 00:57:19,018 you can threaten to quit the band once again. 1184 00:57:20,562 --> 00:57:21,563 [sighs] 1185 00:57:22,355 --> 00:57:25,233 I'm not scarred from that at all. 1186 00:57:25,316 --> 00:57:27,402 [chuckles] 1187 00:57:27,485 --> 00:57:30,071 Nick was so excited to be the host of SNL 1188 00:57:30,155 --> 00:57:32,157 as both the host and musical guest. 1189 00:57:34,576 --> 00:57:37,495 Nick finally got to collaborate with his favorite person, 1190 00:57:37,996 --> 00:57:38,955 Nick Jonas. 1191 00:57:40,665 --> 00:57:45,003 But all roasting aside, I am so glad that I wasn't a solo act. 1192 00:57:45,545 --> 00:57:49,174 It has been the greatest joy of my life being your big brother to both of you. 1193 00:57:49,257 --> 00:57:50,091 [audience] Aw! 1194 00:57:50,175 --> 00:57:53,011 Tied, of course, with marrying this beautiful girl, Danielle. 1195 00:57:53,094 --> 00:57:54,137 I love you. 1196 00:57:54,220 --> 00:57:55,430 [audience cheers] 1197 00:57:56,014 --> 00:57:58,099 But the birth of my beautiful two girls 1198 00:57:58,766 --> 00:58:03,646 and being on the list of, you know, People's Sexiest Man Alive. 1199 00:58:03,730 --> 00:58:05,815 [audience cheers and applauds] 1200 00:58:05,899 --> 00:58:07,692 That's right, now you can applaud. 1201 00:58:07,775 --> 00:58:08,735 I love you. 1202 00:58:09,736 --> 00:58:10,612 Gentlemen. 1203 00:58:11,571 --> 00:58:12,822 Roasted. 1204 00:58:13,323 --> 00:58:15,533 [Kenan] Kevin Jonas, everybody. 1205 00:58:16,951 --> 00:58:17,952 Good job, Kev. 1206 00:58:20,705 --> 00:58:21,539 All right. 1207 00:58:22,123 --> 00:58:26,586 Next up we have Joe Jonas taking the stage. 1208 00:58:26,669 --> 00:58:27,712 Let's go, Joe. 1209 00:58:30,757 --> 00:58:31,883 That's right. 1210 00:58:33,509 --> 00:58:34,385 That's right. 1211 00:58:37,263 --> 00:58:38,139 Thank you. 1212 00:58:39,682 --> 00:58:42,852 I will pick "Childhood" for $200, please. 1213 00:58:43,895 --> 00:58:46,022 Since you went first, Kevin, you're up first. 1214 00:58:47,398 --> 00:58:49,400 Kevin, you've always been the first at everything. 1215 00:58:49,484 --> 00:58:51,069 Kevin was the first child. 1216 00:58:51,861 --> 00:58:53,738 He was the first to finish school. 1217 00:58:54,322 --> 00:58:55,615 He was the first to get married. 1218 00:58:56,199 --> 00:58:58,493 He also was the first to get kicked out of the band. 1219 00:58:58,576 --> 00:59:01,037 [audience laughs and groans] 1220 00:59:01,120 --> 00:59:04,082 Kevin, growing up, he soon found his own style. 1221 00:59:04,624 --> 00:59:06,834 He wore a lot of scarves, even in the summertime. 1222 00:59:08,920 --> 00:59:10,129 Not because it was cold. 1223 00:59:10,213 --> 00:59:14,175 Because there was a lack of hickeys for a 20-year-old rock star. 1224 00:59:16,386 --> 00:59:18,137 And sometimes you would get lonely. 1225 00:59:18,221 --> 00:59:20,306 Our first album we ever recorded, 1226 00:59:20,390 --> 00:59:24,310 Kevin spent a suspicious amount of time in the bathroom, multiple times a day. 1227 00:59:26,229 --> 00:59:30,400 We later found out that there was a stack of Playboy magazines in his bathroom. 1228 00:59:31,651 --> 00:59:33,695 It's the only time Kevin had a solo act. 1229 00:59:34,195 --> 00:59:36,906 [audience laughs] 1230 00:59:36,990 --> 00:59:37,949 Boom! 1231 00:59:38,741 --> 00:59:39,742 [chuckles] 1232 00:59:40,451 --> 00:59:42,662 Now, I was very lucky to have Kevin as an older brother. 1233 00:59:42,745 --> 00:59:44,497 He taught me so much about life. 1234 00:59:44,580 --> 00:59:46,624 Like, it's okay if you don't have one. 1235 00:59:47,250 --> 00:59:49,043 [audience] Oh! 1236 00:59:49,127 --> 00:59:50,211 Hi, Nick. 1237 00:59:51,963 --> 00:59:53,881 Nothing has changed with Nick since we were kids. 1238 00:59:53,965 --> 00:59:55,675 Even the size of his tiny wiener. 1239 00:59:58,136 --> 01:00:00,555 Nick, if it wasn't for you, we wouldn't be a band. 1240 01:00:01,139 --> 01:00:03,182 We would just be three brothers who loved each other 1241 01:00:03,266 --> 01:00:05,602 and didn't constantly talk shit about your ego. 1242 01:00:07,645 --> 01:00:09,480 [Joe laughs] 1243 01:00:09,564 --> 01:00:12,275 -Oh, this is so fun! -[audience cheers] 1244 01:00:12,859 --> 01:00:13,818 I love it! 1245 01:00:16,237 --> 01:00:18,239 I'm just so glad I don't live with them anymore. 1246 01:00:18,323 --> 01:00:20,241 This makes it so much easier. [laughs] 1247 01:00:20,867 --> 01:00:24,829 Oh! Even as a kid, Nick has always been the most serious one in the family. 1248 01:00:25,413 --> 01:00:28,875 He's almost as serious as his nipples are massive. 1249 01:00:28,958 --> 01:00:31,252 [audience shrieks with laughter] 1250 01:00:31,919 --> 01:00:32,795 [Nick] It's fake. 1251 01:00:33,671 --> 01:00:34,547 Fake news! 1252 01:00:35,256 --> 01:00:36,132 It's fake. 1253 01:00:37,425 --> 01:00:39,969 I'll show you right now. They're not that big. 1254 01:00:40,595 --> 01:00:43,723 And we all know this is just a meme someone photoshopped. 1255 01:00:44,349 --> 01:00:45,767 We don't know who it was. 1256 01:00:48,353 --> 01:00:49,479 [whispers] Or do we? 1257 01:00:53,900 --> 01:00:55,735 Nick's always been an old soul in a young body. 1258 01:00:56,319 --> 01:00:58,488 More adult than any of us, I gotta tell you that. 1259 01:00:58,571 --> 01:01:01,240 Even now, Nick is ten years younger than his wonderful wife Priyanka, 1260 01:01:01,324 --> 01:01:02,325 who's in the house. 1261 01:01:04,160 --> 01:01:06,537 Oh, shit. That reminds me. We got to make this quick. 1262 01:01:06,621 --> 01:01:07,497 It's a school night, 1263 01:01:07,580 --> 01:01:09,665 and I promised Priyanka we'll get him home for curfew. 1264 01:01:09,749 --> 01:01:12,710 -Oh! [laughs] -[Joe] I'm terribly sorry. We're on that. 1265 01:01:13,461 --> 01:01:17,173 Look, I really don't believe there's such a thing as the middle child syndrome. 1266 01:01:17,674 --> 01:01:20,760 I guess that's easy for me when… [chuckles] …Kevin's my older brother, 1267 01:01:21,260 --> 01:01:23,137 and my little brother's a little bitch. 1268 01:01:26,557 --> 01:01:28,976 [Kenan] Drop the mic, man. Yeah! 1269 01:01:29,060 --> 01:01:31,354 [audience cheering and applauding] 1270 01:01:31,979 --> 01:01:33,940 [Kenan] Joe Jonas, ladies and gentlemen. 1271 01:01:36,442 --> 01:01:37,402 That was fire. 1272 01:01:38,152 --> 01:01:41,948 -And last but definitely not least-- -Kenan! Kenan! 1273 01:01:42,448 --> 01:01:43,282 Great job. 1274 01:01:43,866 --> 01:01:46,703 I have had enough! 1275 01:01:47,787 --> 01:01:49,122 Nick Jonas, folks. 1276 01:01:49,872 --> 01:01:51,249 [audience cheering and applauding] 1277 01:01:51,958 --> 01:01:52,792 [Nick] Joe… 1278 01:01:53,876 --> 01:01:58,423 I will show the class my nipples to prove they are not that big. 1279 01:01:58,506 --> 01:02:03,553 -[audience cheering] -Hey! Let's go! Let's go! 1280 01:02:03,636 --> 01:02:06,264 And I am only a little bitch 1281 01:02:06,347 --> 01:02:08,516 on some days of the week. 1282 01:02:10,727 --> 01:02:13,020 So thank you all so much for coming to witness 1283 01:02:13,104 --> 01:02:15,565 the Jonas Brothers Family Breakup! 1284 01:02:18,192 --> 01:02:21,112 You know, the last time we did this, it was way less funny. 1285 01:02:21,779 --> 01:02:23,781 Pete Davidson wasn't here, I'll tell you that much. 1286 01:02:23,865 --> 01:02:25,575 And Netflix didn't even pay us. 1287 01:02:26,868 --> 01:02:28,911 I mean, we broke up for free. 1288 01:02:29,829 --> 01:02:31,664 Who in their right minds would do that? 1289 01:02:32,832 --> 01:02:35,293 No. But we're not breaking up yet, I promise. 1290 01:02:35,960 --> 01:02:38,129 [audience cheers] 1291 01:02:39,046 --> 01:02:40,673 You see, we nailed it last time. 1292 01:02:41,174 --> 01:02:42,216 After the band split, 1293 01:02:42,842 --> 01:02:45,470 we were all able to grow and follow our own passions, 1294 01:02:46,012 --> 01:02:48,806 branch out creatively, artistically. 1295 01:02:48,890 --> 01:02:53,227 For instance, Joe started his band, DNCE, which was amazing. 1296 01:02:53,311 --> 01:02:55,813 [audience cheers] 1297 01:02:57,940 --> 01:02:58,816 And Kevin… 1298 01:03:04,405 --> 01:03:05,531 Kevin was very busy… 1299 01:03:06,324 --> 01:03:08,826 starting his beautiful family with Danielle, his wife. 1300 01:03:12,163 --> 01:03:14,999 They have two daughters, Alena and Valentina. 1301 01:03:15,082 --> 01:03:17,502 But the sad thing is, and most of you don't know this, 1302 01:03:17,585 --> 01:03:19,295 is that when Kevin was starting his family, 1303 01:03:19,378 --> 01:03:22,423 he had to put his side business on the back burner for a while. 1304 01:03:22,924 --> 01:03:25,009 And what was his side business, you might ask? 1305 01:03:26,260 --> 01:03:28,513 Set in the early years of the Jonas Brothers, 1306 01:03:28,596 --> 01:03:30,431 when we were wearing those purity rings, 1307 01:03:30,515 --> 01:03:33,476 Kevin started a very scandalous side business 1308 01:03:33,559 --> 01:03:35,186 to make a little cash on the side. 1309 01:03:36,062 --> 01:03:38,940 No, it wasn't music or acting. 1310 01:03:41,108 --> 01:03:42,568 It was a male escort service. 1311 01:03:43,611 --> 01:03:44,487 What? 1312 01:03:44,570 --> 01:03:45,696 Don't worry. 1313 01:03:46,364 --> 01:03:47,448 He remained pure. 1314 01:03:49,242 --> 01:03:50,785 He just did mouth stuff. 1315 01:03:54,539 --> 01:03:56,916 -[Priyanka] I can't. -Sorry, Dad. [chuckles] 1316 01:03:57,792 --> 01:03:59,919 Come on. We all know Kevin wasn't a male escort. 1317 01:04:00,002 --> 01:04:01,045 He was the virgin! 1318 01:04:06,092 --> 01:04:07,552 We all had our title. 1319 01:04:07,635 --> 01:04:09,011 I was the shy one. 1320 01:04:09,512 --> 01:04:11,097 Uh, Joe was the cute one. 1321 01:04:11,722 --> 01:04:14,225 And Kevin was the virgin. 1322 01:04:15,601 --> 01:04:17,979 But it's cool, Kev. You milked that for all it was worth. 1323 01:04:18,062 --> 01:04:19,063 You played it well, sir. 1324 01:04:19,647 --> 01:04:21,399 But you know, it was around this time, 1325 01:04:21,482 --> 01:04:24,110 that you really started coming into your own… 1326 01:04:26,070 --> 01:04:27,238 hand. 1327 01:04:31,450 --> 01:04:34,370 [sighs] Joe, on the other hand, was a male escort. 1328 01:04:35,580 --> 01:04:38,124 Only, nobody was paying him. 1329 01:04:40,042 --> 01:04:41,544 He did it for free. 1330 01:04:42,753 --> 01:04:45,214 Sorry, Joe, I'm not slut shaming you. I promised you I wouldn't, 1331 01:04:45,298 --> 01:04:47,216 you dirty man-whore, you. 1332 01:04:50,720 --> 01:04:52,513 But I'm so glad you found love. 1333 01:04:52,597 --> 01:04:53,431 Of course. 1334 01:04:53,931 --> 01:04:55,725 [audience cheers] 1335 01:04:57,393 --> 01:04:59,604 Kevin, for years you were able to carve out your own space 1336 01:04:59,687 --> 01:05:00,730 as the married guy. 1337 01:05:00,813 --> 01:05:03,190 But now, we've taken that away from you too. 1338 01:05:05,192 --> 01:05:07,778 No, it's okay. Maybe your thing could be reality TV. 1339 01:05:07,862 --> 01:05:10,656 You had your show, Married to Jonas with your wife Danielle. 1340 01:05:13,117 --> 01:05:16,662 And you were on one whole episode of Celebrity Apprentice. 1341 01:05:18,372 --> 01:05:20,041 Until Donald Trump fired you. 1342 01:05:22,543 --> 01:05:25,546 And that is actually the only thing Donald Trump and I have in common. 1343 01:05:30,259 --> 01:05:33,346 I love you guys. Come on down here. We're not breaking up. 1344 01:05:33,429 --> 01:05:34,347 Come on. 1345 01:05:34,847 --> 01:05:37,683 [Kenan] Nick Jonas, everybody. That was awesome, buddy. 1346 01:05:37,767 --> 01:05:39,935 -["Sucker" playing] -Glad that wasn't awkward. 1347 01:05:40,853 --> 01:05:42,897 We just want to say thank you very much 1348 01:05:43,773 --> 01:05:44,899 to Sophie Turner, 1349 01:05:46,317 --> 01:05:47,777 Danielle Jonas, 1350 01:05:48,903 --> 01:05:50,988 Priyanka Chopra Jonas. 1351 01:05:51,572 --> 01:05:56,702 Ladies and gentlemen, that was the Jonas Brothers Family Roast. 1352 01:05:56,786 --> 01:05:57,620 Goodnight! 1353 01:06:02,500 --> 01:06:05,211 Hey, merchandise. Get your merchandise right here. 1354 01:06:05,294 --> 01:06:06,879 Jonas Brothers, hey! Gentlemen. 1355 01:06:06,962 --> 01:06:11,133 Can I please interest you in some fine Jonas Brothers merchandise? 1356 01:06:11,217 --> 01:06:12,385 I think we're all set. 1357 01:06:12,468 --> 01:06:14,762 Speaking of being all set, your life will not be complete 1358 01:06:14,845 --> 01:06:18,557 without this Jonas Brothers six-piece hair set. 1359 01:06:18,641 --> 01:06:20,518 Hmm? Eighty bucks. 1360 01:06:20,601 --> 01:06:22,436 Eighty dollars? It's just a hunk of plastic. 1361 01:06:22,520 --> 01:06:24,480 It is a collector's item. 1362 01:06:24,563 --> 01:06:26,899 And it will be worth a lot of money… [chuckles] 1363 01:06:26,982 --> 01:06:28,567 …when you die. 1364 01:06:28,651 --> 01:06:33,114 And speaking of life, oh, these Jonas Brothers slippers. 1365 01:06:33,197 --> 01:06:35,282 They give me life. Oh! 1366 01:06:35,366 --> 01:06:38,327 Nick, you know, I think they're just your size. 1367 01:06:38,411 --> 01:06:41,872 Okay, my feet are slightly bigger than that. 1368 01:06:41,956 --> 01:06:43,874 You know, shoe size is a myth. But it's okay. 1369 01:06:43,958 --> 01:06:46,544 -It's only $50. -Fifty dollars? 1370 01:06:46,627 --> 01:06:49,046 Per slipper. It's a two-piece. 1371 01:06:49,130 --> 01:06:52,717 Look, man, thank you for finding all this old merch of ours 1372 01:06:52,800 --> 01:06:54,969 and trying to resell it to us. But I'm kind of hungry. 1373 01:06:55,052 --> 01:06:56,762 Uh, you know, I'm gonna get something to eat. 1374 01:06:56,846 --> 01:07:02,101 Hey, you hungry? I got you covered. Mira, Jonas Brothers lunchbox. [laughs] 1375 01:07:02,184 --> 01:07:03,853 Wow, my daughter would love this. 1376 01:07:03,936 --> 01:07:06,105 And for $15, I'll throw in the snacks. 1377 01:07:06,188 --> 01:07:08,399 We'll think about it. We do got to go. 1378 01:07:08,482 --> 01:07:10,443 Okay. Okay. Okay. 1379 01:07:10,526 --> 01:07:15,614 How about this, an official, one-of-a-kind Nick Jonas wallet? 1380 01:07:15,698 --> 01:07:17,324 I think that's just my wallet. 1381 01:07:17,908 --> 01:07:20,244 I left it in the green room. Did you take my wallet? 1382 01:07:20,327 --> 01:07:24,415 Take. Borrow. You're getting it back. Eh… 1383 01:07:24,498 --> 01:07:25,332 For $200. 1384 01:07:25,416 --> 01:07:26,751 Dude. Are you kidding me? 1385 01:07:26,834 --> 01:07:30,880 You know what? Never mind. Just take it. Just take it because I like you. 1386 01:07:30,963 --> 01:07:33,215 Even though the last song… Eh! Okay, how about this? 1387 01:07:33,299 --> 01:07:37,470 An official… [chuckles] …Joe Jonas doll. 1388 01:07:37,553 --> 01:07:41,932 Wait, hold up. Where's the Nick and Kevin Camp Rock singing dolls? 1389 01:07:42,600 --> 01:07:44,727 People really will enjoy playing with the Kevin doll. 1390 01:07:44,810 --> 01:07:46,395 Keep telling yourself that, Kev. 1391 01:07:46,479 --> 01:07:49,023 [sighs] Oh, look, one more thing. 1392 01:07:49,106 --> 01:07:50,733 [chuckles] Mmm! 1393 01:07:50,816 --> 01:07:52,818 I'm a sucker for you. [laughs] 1394 01:07:52,902 --> 01:07:55,029 Mine sounds better. There's more where that came from. 1395 01:07:55,112 --> 01:07:56,113 -Thank you. -All right. 1396 01:07:56,197 --> 01:07:57,073 -Okay. -See ya. 1397 01:07:57,156 --> 01:07:59,200 I'm actually gonna grab a couple things. Be back later. 1398 01:07:59,283 --> 01:08:00,367 Hm-hmm.