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My good sirs,
thank you for joining me here.

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This is our apartment.

3
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Well, thank you
for inviting me.

4
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You asked to come over.

5
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Mmm.

6
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Do either of you know
what this is?

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‐Paper.
‐Yeah, paper.

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Paper.
From the DMV.

9
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No!

10
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And I'm supposed to fill
it out and get a new ID card.

11
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But it's super long,
and I don't want to.

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Let's throw it
in the trash.

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Tanya, there's only
three lines to fill out.

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Easy peasy.

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Kevin, there is nothing

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"peasy" about this.

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You want to know
what's really at stake?

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‐Lives?
‐This.

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‐Whoa.
‐TANYA: My old ID.

20
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Ooh, Tanya, you look
cool as hell there.

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How are you wearing
sunglasses?

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Isn't that illegal?

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It's not
about how cool I look,

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or what laws I broke.

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Check out the address.

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123 Street Street.
That's your old street!

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Old Street Street.

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We had good times
at that place.

29
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And when I look
at this ID,

30
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I remember those times.

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It's like a little time machine
in my pocket.

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Now, Tanya,
that's a beautiful concept,

33
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but this ID's been expired
for weeks.

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Is that why you
keep asking me to buy you beer?

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I'm getting a new ID,
I am.

36
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But I want to procrastinate
for as long as possible,

37
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because I hate it.
And that's why I'm here!

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I need distractions.

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Well, if you're gonna
procrastinate,

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let's at least do
something fun.

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No.
True procrastination

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requires the appearance
of work.

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Cleaning a room,
organizing a desk.

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Ah!
I've got it!

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Come on, meeting adjourned.

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Can he adjourn
your meeting?

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We're going off‐book
on this one.

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Mm.
This is how institutions erode.

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I didn't know you guys
had a backyard.

50
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Yeah, our landlord
said it's dangerous,

51
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but I say with a little work,

52
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this could be
our own secret paradise.

53
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Huh.
I can totally see it.

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We clear out the bushes,
ooh, we put up some lights.

55
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Pretty soon, we've got a place
to make new memories, right?

56
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And this would easily take up
my whole weekend.

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It'll be like my DMV paperwork
doesn't even exist!

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Let's get started!

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Okay, I guess
I'll help, too,

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but only because I love
making memories.

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I call it new nostalgia.

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Huh. Lot bigger
on the inside.

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All right,
let's go that way.

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Why don't we just start
here?

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I've already got
a pile going.

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Hmm, doesn't feel
like the right place.

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Tanya, are you
procrastinating

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your procrastination now?

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Because that's twice as bad.
Maybe even three times!

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Heck, maybe even four!

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Kevin, we get it.

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You're good at math.

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But let's follow Tanya.
This was her idea.

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No, this was your idea.

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Wait, you never sent
that email, did you?

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What?

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What email?

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Oh, Ernesto was supposed
to email

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his college friend,
Pietro,

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that he can't make it
to his wedding.

81
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But Ernesto's been putting it
off for weeks.

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Almost like some kind of
procrastination?

83
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Wait, why don't you want
to go to Pietro's wedding?

84
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I thought he played keyboards?

85
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He's sick at keyboards.

86
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But I don't know
any of his friends now.

87
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And I'd have to go alone.
What if they don't like me?

88
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What if they like me too much
and it gets weird?

89
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It's just a lot of pressure.

90
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But saying no,
that's also pressure.

91
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It is a high‐pressure
situation,

92
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like my ID card in many ways.

93
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Yeah, and what
if wandering

94
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around this improbable forest
isn't the answer?

95
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Are we making things
worse for ourselves?

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Hmm.
Kev, you've sort of been

97
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the voice of reason today.

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‐KEVIN:
‐Kev? Kev!

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Whoo!

100
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What?
There's like a million flowers!

101
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And they're all different,
beautiful colors.

102
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We should live here!

103
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Hey, Kev!
Come on!

104
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Let's do this!

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‐What the fuck?
‐TANYA: Ernesto!

106
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Can you get through this?

107
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Whoa.

108
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Ooh.

109
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Man.

110
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Whoa!

111
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Uh, who's that?

112
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Oh, uh‐‐

113
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Uh, spam call.

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Just stretching.
What time is it?

115
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It is 2:30.

116
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I slept
for 300 years?

117
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Impressive.

118
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My alarm didn't go off,
I guess.

119
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No worries.
Time to get up.

120
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Who are you?

121
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I'm Tanya, and these are
my bros,

122
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‐Ernesto...
‐Hey.

123
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‐And Kevin.
‐Hey!

124
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What up?

125
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I am the guardian of the forest
of the backyard,

126
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one of an ancient order
of mythical beings

127
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tasked with protecting
places of natural power.

128
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Whoo!

129
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We're in a band.

130
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Hey!
Did you know there's a bunch

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of creepy‐ass vines
all over the place?

132
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Yeah.
Invasive species.

133
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I gotta take care of that.

134
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And also some kind
of lost civilization?

135
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Aww, they're lost?

136
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Damn.

137
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They were doing fine
the last time I checked.

138
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I should really take
a look at that,

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do a little yardwork.

140
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We can help.
We brought tools.

141
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Wow.
You brought tools.

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And little hats.

143
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You all look great.
I have trimmers over there.

144
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Hmm.
But they're all rusty,

145
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so I probably need
to oil those.

146
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That takes so long, though.

147
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You guys want
a cup of tea first?

148
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‐Yes, please!
‐Yes, please!

149
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Wait, are we all
procrastinating now?

150
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Ernesto, my little honey,

151
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I am magically bound
to my duties.

152
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I literally can't not do them.

153
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I just don't feel like doing
them at this current time.

154
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Now I'm guessing
you're an herbal tea guy.

155
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I am!

156
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Then you're gonna love
this shit.

157
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My friend Shohorizad
hooks me up.

158
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He's an actual wizard.

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Mmm.

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And then the Order
left me here,

161
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and they were like,
"Take care of the forest."

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Where do I even start?

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Pfft.
That's bullshit.

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Yeah!
Bullshit.

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And very stressful.

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But you know what?
Hearing that you two

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are also procrastinating
weirdly makes me feel better

168
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about all this.

169
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We're like the little team
that doesn't do anything.

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‐Aww.

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And why start now, huh?

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You know, sometimes
I even think

173
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the invasive vines
are a good thing.

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They're nature too, right,

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even if they're blighted
by unknown magics?

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Shohorizad!
Yo, dude.

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Uh‐huh, uh‐huh, yeah.

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300 years.
Can you believe it?

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I know.

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The dwellers of Orlath
are all dead, apparently.

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Hey, guys,
were those vines there before?

182
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No.
And where's the flower tunnel?

183
00:07:05,702 --> 00:07:07,203
Okay, we need
to get to work now.

184
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No more procrastination.

185
00:07:08,572 --> 00:07:10,240
And I'm gonna draft an email
to Pietro

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in my head
while we work.

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Ugh, fine.

188
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My pruners!

189
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Hey, hey, hey.
What the fuck is going on?

190
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Don't worry about your tools.
That's just a‐‐

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little offering to the forest.
Just chill.

192
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Sit down.
Yeah.

193
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N‐‐no.
We need to get to work.

194
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There's a bunch of vines
that are just overgrowing‐‐

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Just chill.
Okay?

196
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Check this shit out.

197
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‐Uh...
‐Hi, handsome.

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Whoa.
Three new friends.

199
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I'll get more tea going.

200
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Hey, that stuff with your ID?

201
00:07:47,911 --> 00:07:49,379
Don't even worry about it.

202
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Really?

203
00:07:50,747 --> 00:07:53,116
If you never do it,
then you never have to.

204
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It's logic.

205
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It is a kind of logic!

206
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Oh, it's fine
to reply to an email

207
00:07:58,722 --> 00:08:00,056
seven weeks later.

208
00:08:00,123 --> 00:08:02,192
It actually makes
you seem cooler.

209
00:08:02,259 --> 00:08:04,928
You're right,
I have been feeling cooler.

210
00:08:04,995 --> 00:08:07,063
Flowers are just
little trees.

211
00:08:07,130 --> 00:08:08,398
I knew it!

212
00:08:08,465 --> 00:08:09,432
And trees?

213
00:08:09,499 --> 00:08:11,401
They're just big flowers.

214
00:08:11,468 --> 00:08:14,337
You're answering
so many questions for me.

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00:08:14,404 --> 00:08:15,272
Ah.

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00:08:15,338 --> 00:08:16,973
You know,
I'm glad we all decided

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00:08:17,040 --> 00:08:18,108
to keep doing nothing.

218
00:08:18,174 --> 00:08:19,209
Am I right, team?

219
00:08:19,276 --> 00:08:20,944
We've got time.

220
00:08:21,011 --> 00:08:25,115
We've got eternities.

221
00:08:25,181 --> 00:08:27,083
Wait, eternities?

222
00:08:27,150 --> 00:08:29,386
But my DMV paperwork is due
on Monday.

223
00:08:29,452 --> 00:08:32,289
Argh! No!
We have time.

224
00:08:32,355 --> 00:08:35,091
I've been sitting on that email

225
00:08:35,158 --> 00:08:36,593
for seven weeks.

226
00:08:36,660 --> 00:08:37,727
That's almost two months!

227
00:08:37,794 --> 00:08:39,462
That's 2/12 of a year!

228
00:08:39,529 --> 00:08:41,898
1/6 if you reduce
the fraction.

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00:08:41,965 --> 00:08:43,533
Pietro's gonna be upset.

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What if he writes
a sad keyboard song?

231
00:08:45,602 --> 00:08:46,903
I can't do that
to a friend!

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Ugh.
Stop!

233
00:08:48,672 --> 00:08:51,575
Why are you stressing
yourselves out like this?

234
00:08:51,641 --> 00:08:54,511
You're ruining my vibe!

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Battle formation.

236
00:08:57,147 --> 00:08:58,682
Super glad we practiced
this battle formation.

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00:09:05,922 --> 00:09:08,725
Uh, run!
Everybody fucking run!

238
00:09:08,792 --> 00:09:10,794
Ow! My leg!
Ah!

239
00:09:12,395 --> 00:09:14,564
Where do you think
you're going?

240
00:09:14,631 --> 00:09:15,865
Wait a second‐‐

241
00:09:24,541 --> 00:09:26,676
Whoa!

242
00:09:27,844 --> 00:09:29,880
‐Come on!

243
00:09:29,946 --> 00:09:31,648
Hey!
Real mature.

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00:09:31,715 --> 00:09:33,316
I have to get
a tetanus shot now.

245
00:09:33,383 --> 00:09:35,585
Like I've got the time
for that.

246
00:09:35,652 --> 00:09:36,753
Come on, let's go!

247
00:09:39,623 --> 00:09:43,560
Quick, get behind me.
Push me through it.

248
00:09:45,695 --> 00:09:46,696
Look, Tanya, your ID!

249
00:09:46,763 --> 00:09:47,797
Leave it!

250
00:09:47,864 --> 00:09:49,032
But old Street Street!

251
00:09:49,099 --> 00:09:50,300
It's just a street, dude.

252
00:09:50,367 --> 00:09:51,468
Come on!

253
00:09:54,738 --> 00:09:55,972
Hmm.

254
00:09:56,039 --> 00:09:58,742
Damn, blighted magics.

255
00:09:58,808 --> 00:10:00,277
Oh, I hate vines.

256
00:10:15,859 --> 00:10:16,993
Go now!

257
00:10:17,060 --> 00:10:19,696
The spirit of Orlath
shall protect you.

258
00:10:27,771 --> 00:10:28,905
Okay.

259
00:10:32,742 --> 00:10:36,046
Man, that went bad real fast.

260
00:10:36,112 --> 00:10:38,048
Well, I still had
a good time.

261
00:10:38,114 --> 00:10:39,449
Yeah, that was cool.

262
00:10:39,516 --> 00:10:41,251
Plus, Pietro's gonna love
this story.

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Wait, so you're going
to the wedding?

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I am.

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I think it was while we were
leaping across the ravine

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on the giant deer that I was
like, "Life is short."

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This kind of zany shit

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is what memories
are made of, right?

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Not ID cards.

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Hell yeah.

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Adventures forever.

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Oh, I'll go back
into that forest right now!

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Let's all go back
in that forest!

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Yeah!

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Actually, no.
No, no, no.

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You know what?
Let's just listen

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to music instead.

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Uh‐huh, I love music.

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That's an adventure
for our senses.