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You guys have the coolest
new neighbors.
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‐I know, right?
‐I could live here forever.
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Sapphire, Rainfall, thank you
for inviting us over.
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Of course, Tanya.
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Rainfall and I were pleased
to have you here.
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‐More kelp anyone?
‐No, thanks.
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I couldn't have another bite.
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I'm still finishing
my first kelp.
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Hey guys, it's almost 5:00.
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We got to go to Turt's
magic show.
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‐But I'm so at peace here.
‐Peace is magic.
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Oh, that is so true,
Rainfall.
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But we still got to bounce.
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Bye, Sapphire.
Bye, Rainfall.
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‐Okay.
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See you tomorrow.
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Whoa, whoa, whoa, you are not
coming into our house all wet.
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This place is fully carpeted.
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Well, I don't have
a clean towel.
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‐So go get one.
‐Cat, move.
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No, you move to the location
of a towel.
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Remember what Rainfall said‐‐
peace is magic.
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Kevin, did you
smoke weed again?
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No! Dry off first!
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We have a magic show
to get to!
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Peace is magic!
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Welcome, welcome, welcome.
Please come in. Sit close.
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The things
you will see here tonight
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you will never see again.
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‐Behold, the blood...
‐TANYA: Ew.
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Uh...
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And the ear.
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Uh...
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Turt, you said
this was a magic show.
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Yeah, dark magic.
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‐Where did you get an ear?
‐Website.
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I'm still waiting to see
what the trick is here.
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Oh, you want to see a trick?
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Well, here we have,
a severed hand.
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No, uh‐uh.
No, no, no.
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I think I seriously misjudged
my interest in magic.
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I'm gonna head out.
Good night, folks.
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‐But you live here.
‐I said good night.
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Oh, man, I've never
had a walkout.
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Should I put this stuff away?
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Nah, let's see
where this goes.
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I paid for a show.
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Tanya, did Kevin
come home last night?
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Huh.
I don't think so.
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What is that?
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Uh, it's just that
ominous presence
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that Turt summoned up
in her magic show.
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It would not
shut up till 2:00 a. m.
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‐Turt.
‐What's up?
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Oh.
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Huh, that should've dissolved
in the mist by now.
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Yeah, I'm gonna
have to Google this.
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Can we throw a sheet
over it or something?
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And done.
Is there more coffee?
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Yeah.
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What the hell is that?
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Ah.
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Huh?
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Ugh.
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Hey, Kevin.
Where were you?
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I was at Sapphire
and Rainfall's place.
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I guess I just
lost track of time.
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‐It is so peaceful there.
‐It is.
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It's like floating on a cloud
of dreams
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through an ethereal valley
cast upon the moon of time.
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That's exactly
what I was gonna say.
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I think I want to live
more like that,
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like, in a more
calming environment.
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It's calming here.
Look at us.
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Yeah, just woke up,
made coffee.
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It's a cozy morning.
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‐Turt?
‐TURT: I'm looking it up!
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Turt's looking that up.
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I'm actually headed
right back to Sapphire
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and Rainfall's place,
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I just needed
to make a quesadilla.
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Great, well, now I guess
we're just giving the landlord
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the deposit now, is that right?
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Hey, uh, you guys want to come?
We can all hang out.
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No, it's cool,
Turt might need our help.
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You go,
enjoy the peacefulness.
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Okay, see you.
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Damn, he made
that quesadilla fast.
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Maybe I should foster a more
calming environment here.
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What are you, the boss
of the environment here?
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Cat, that is exactly the kind
of conflict
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that drives Kevin away,
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and we can't afford
to lose Kevin.
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He's the only calming presence
in the group.
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Without him, we'll inevitably
destroy ourselves.
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Eh, that's a little dramatic.
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Ernesto, who stopped you
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when you wanted to ride
your nephew's BMX bike
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into that empty pool?
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‐No one. I hurt myself badly.
‐But who tried to stop you?
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Kevin.
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That's right, Kevin.
Not me and not your nephew.
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All right, if Kevin wants to
live in a calming environment,
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then that's what
we'll give him.
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Now you're gonna want
to get your staff,
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and obviously I recommend
the nicest staff
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you can afford for this
and just repeat after me.
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BOTH:
Begone, to the unknown realm.
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WIZARD:
Into the void!
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Into the void!
Into the void!
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Who's TV is this?
Uh, 'cause it's broken now.
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Kevin, thank you
for spending time with us.
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You've made Rainfall
and I feel so welcome.
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Yeah, I love it here, too.
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It's too bad Tanya and Ernesto
couldn't hang out, though.
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‐Can they hang out later?
‐Maybe.
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They've been getting
into some bad stuff lately.
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Drugs?
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Well, Tanya did
start microdosing,
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but, no, it's more
about the forces of evil
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that Turt summoned.
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Just sometimes I need a break
from that stuff, you know?
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Totally, bro.
You deserve to chill.
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In our home, there is
only peace and good vibes.
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Hey, should we all read
quietly by the fire?
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Hell, yeah.
Let's get our read on.
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Welcome to a place
of pure calm.
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We've got yoga.
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Here we have martinis.
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Oh, and, Turt,
Shirley Temples for you.
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‐Yes.
‐Mmm.
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Listen to that.
We've got smooth jazz.
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So is this a spa
or a cocktail lounge?
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‐I'm confused?
‐It's a cocktail spa.
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Enjoy.
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Aw, Kevin, are you leaving?
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I'm just gonna say
hi to my friends.
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I haven't seen them
in over 40 minutes.
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Well, hurry back.
Poem time will begin soon.
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Yes, we will write poems
for one another.
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Well, I hope this is okay,
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but I've actually been
writing poems for you
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in my head this whole time.
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That is so okay.
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Well, okay.
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Mmm.
Does anybody smell vinegar?
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Oh, that would
be the pickles.
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Ah!
These are pickles?
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Ernesto, it's supposed
to be cucumbers.
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Unpickled cucumbers?
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The vinegar's
burning my eyes!
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Ugh! We got to
flush his eyes out.
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Here, use my Shirley Temple.
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All right, it's too dark.
I need light.
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Give me one of those candles.
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‐Uh, okay, okay.
‐We have light!
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What's the matter
with you assholes?
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You're dripping wax in my eyes.
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Oh, okay, sorry. Sorry.
Just keep your eyes open.
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Mm‐mm.
No, thanks.
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Uh...
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so things are still weird
at my place.
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I'm just glad I have you two
to hang out with.
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Kevin, we weren't sure how
to tell you this before, but‐‐
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Kevin, we are leaving.
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What?
Where are you going?
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We return
from where we came.
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To the rivers
of the mystical delta?
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To the suburbs off exit 12,
north of the outlet mall.
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Oh, next to the Dairy Queen.
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Yeah, the rent
is way better there,
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and we'll have
a washing machine.
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But I thought
we'd be friends forever.
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Sadly this was just a sublet.
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But, Kevin,
there is another room.
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Another room?
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With its own bathroom
and a sliding door to the yard.
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Wait, you want me to move
to the suburbs with you?
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Yes.
We leave tonight.
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Oh, wow!
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I mean, this is a chance
to live the peaceful lifestyle
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I've always dreamt of
since yesterday!
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Oh, but what about my friends?
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They can visit.
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It's only an hour
from the city.
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Oh, but how long
is that by bus?
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Oh, there's
no public transportation.
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‐Just think about it.
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‐I am going to sue all of you.
‐Oh, come on.
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I'm emailing my lawyer now.
Where's my phone?
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‐It's on the coffee table.
‐Turt!
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Sorry. My instinct
is to be helpful.
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Hey, Cat, calm down.
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Oh, you think
you can take me.
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I mean, probably.
You can't open your eyes.
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Ah, but my other senses
have only been heightened.
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Whoa!
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Ah! Ah!
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Holy shit, I actually did it.
Wait, am I on the coffee table?
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‐You're on the dining table.
‐Table's a table.
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He's too powerful!
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Kevin, you're coming with us.
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I'm so excited.
Can't you tell by my voice?
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Sorry, Rainfall, but I cant.
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I'm just not ready to live
super far from my friends yet.
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Yeah, I get it.
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Sapphire and I are
co‐dependent, too.
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Co‐dependent?
I'm not even independent.
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Kevin, if you're not coming,
why did you pack your bindle?
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Oh, I just keep my phone
and wallet in there.
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Oh, that's cute.
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Oh‐ho!
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Oh, my God!
Are we killing him?
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Ha! There, I got his SIM card.
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Try emailing
your lawyer now, Cat.
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00:10:01,546 --> 00:10:03,650
Ah! Where's my laptop?
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00:10:03,717 --> 00:10:04,819
It's in your room.
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‐BOTH: Turt!
‐Stop being helpful!
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00:10:07,257 --> 00:10:09,327
Everybody be chill!
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00:10:09,394 --> 00:10:10,463
Kevin!
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00:10:10,530 --> 00:10:11,866
Where did you get
that bindle?
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00:10:11,933 --> 00:10:13,904
Oh, this?
I made it.
223
00:10:13,970 --> 00:10:15,373
It's just a napkin and a stick.
224
00:10:15,439 --> 00:10:18,713
‐Ooh, it's so vintage.
‐I want to make a bindle.
225
00:10:18,780 --> 00:10:21,619
I actually do have most
of the supplies right here.
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Hell, yeah, it's bindle time.
227
00:10:25,727 --> 00:10:26,996
Cat, you want to join us?
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00:10:27,063 --> 00:10:28,700
No, I'm just
gonna go to bed.
229
00:10:28,767 --> 00:10:30,336
Pretty sure I pulled
something on that wall run.
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Whoo‐hoo!
We did it!
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00:10:32,006 --> 00:10:33,777
We made the cat
too tired to sue us.
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Yeah, why don't you guys
go pat yourselves
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on the back all night?
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Oh, so now you explode
into dust.