You guys have the coolest new neighbors.
‐I know, right? ‐I could live here forever.
Sapphire, Rainfall, thank you for inviting us over.
Of course, Tanya.
Rainfall and I were pleased to have you here.
‐More kelp anyone? ‐No, thanks.
I couldn't have another bite.
I'm still finishing my first kelp.
Hey guys, it's almost 5:00.
We got to go to Turt's magic show.
‐But I'm so at peace here. ‐Peace is magic.
Oh, that is so true, Rainfall.
But we still got to bounce.
Bye, Sapphire. Bye, Rainfall.
‐Okay.
See you tomorrow.
Whoa, whoa, whoa, you are not coming into our house all wet.
This place is fully carpeted.
Well, I don't have a clean towel.
‐So go get one. ‐Cat, move.
No, you move to the location of a towel.
Remember what Rainfall said‐‐ peace is magic.
Kevin, did you smoke weed again?
No! Dry off first!
We have a magic show to get to!
Peace is magic!
Welcome, welcome, welcome. Please come in. Sit close.
The things you will see here tonight
you will never see again.
‐Behold, the blood... ‐TANYA: Ew.
Uh...
And the ear.
Uh...
Turt, you said this was a magic show.
Yeah, dark magic.
‐Where did you get an ear? ‐Website.
I'm still waiting to see what the trick is here.
Oh, you want to see a trick?
Well, here we have, a severed hand.
No, uh‐uh. No, no, no.
I think I seriously misjudged my interest in magic.
I'm gonna head out. Good night, folks.
‐But you live here. ‐I said good night.
Oh, man, I've never had a walkout.
Should I put this stuff away?
Nah, let's see where this goes.
I paid for a show.
Tanya, did Kevin come home last night?
Huh. I don't think so.
What is that?
Uh, it's just that ominous presence
that Turt summoned up in her magic show.
It would not shut up till 2:00 a. m.
‐Turt. ‐What's up?
Oh.
Huh, that should've dissolved in the mist by now.
Yeah, I'm gonna have to Google this.
Can we throw a sheet over it or something?
And done. Is there more coffee?
Yeah.
What the hell is that?
Ah.
Huh?
Ugh.
Hey, Kevin. Where were you?
I was at Sapphire and Rainfall's place.
I guess I just lost track of time.
‐It is so peaceful there. ‐It is.
It's like floating on a cloud of dreams
through an ethereal valley cast upon the moon of time.
That's exactly what I was gonna say.
I think I want to live more like that,
like, in a more calming environment.
It's calming here. Look at us.
Yeah, just woke up, made coffee.
It's a cozy morning.
‐Turt? ‐TURT: I'm looking it up!
Turt's looking that up.
I'm actually headed right back to Sapphire
and Rainfall's place,
I just needed to make a quesadilla.
Great, well, now I guess we're just giving the landlord
the deposit now, is that right?
Hey, uh, you guys want to come? We can all hang out.
No, it's cool, Turt might need our help.
You go, enjoy the peacefulness.
Okay, see you.
Damn, he made that quesadilla fast.
Maybe I should foster a more calming environment here.
What are you, the boss of the environment here?
Cat, that is exactly the kind of conflict
that drives Kevin away,
and we can't afford to lose Kevin.
He's the only calming presence in the group.
Without him, we'll inevitably destroy ourselves.
Eh, that's a little dramatic.
Ernesto, who stopped you
when you wanted to ride your nephew's BMX bike
into that empty pool?
‐No one. I hurt myself badly. ‐But who tried to stop you?
Kevin.
That's right, Kevin. Not me and not your nephew.
All right, if Kevin wants to live in a calming environment,
then that's what we'll give him.
Now you're gonna want to get your staff,
and obviously I recommend the nicest staff
you can afford for this and just repeat after me.
BOTH: Begone, to the unknown realm.
WIZARD: Into the void!
Into the void!
Who's TV is this? Uh, 'cause it's broken now.
Kevin, thank you for spending time with us.
You've made Rainfall and I feel so welcome.
Yeah, I love it here, too.
It's too bad Tanya and Ernesto couldn't hang out, though.
‐Can they hang out later? ‐Maybe.
They've been getting into some bad stuff lately.
Drugs?
Well, Tanya did start microdosing,
but, no, it's more about the forces of evil
that Turt summoned.
Just sometimes I need a break from that stuff, you know?
Totally, bro. You deserve to chill.
In our home, there is only peace and good vibes.
Hey, should we all read quietly by the fire?
Hell, yeah. Let's get our read on.
Welcome to a place of pure calm.
We've got yoga.
Here we have martinis.
Oh, and, Turt, Shirley Temples for you.
‐Yes. ‐Mmm.
Listen to that. We've got smooth jazz.
So is this a spa or a cocktail lounge?
‐I'm confused? ‐It's a cocktail spa.
Enjoy.
Aw, Kevin, are you leaving?
I'm just gonna say hi to my friends.
I haven't seen them in over 40 minutes.
Well, hurry back. Poem time will begin soon.
Yes, we will write poems for one another.
Well, I hope this is okay,
but I've actually been writing poems for you
in my head this whole time.
That is so okay.
Well, okay.
Mmm. Does anybody smell vinegar?
Oh, that would be the pickles.
Ah! These are pickles?
Ernesto, it's supposed to be cucumbers.
Unpickled cucumbers?
The vinegar's burning my eyes!
Ugh! We got to flush his eyes out.
Here, use my Shirley Temple.
All right, it's too dark. I need light.
Give me one of those candles.
‐Uh, okay, okay. ‐We have light!
What's the matter with you assholes?
You're dripping wax in my eyes.
Oh, okay, sorry. Sorry. Just keep your eyes open.
Mm‐mm. No, thanks.
Uh...
so things are still weird at my place.
I'm just glad I have you two to hang out with.
Kevin, we weren't sure how to tell you this before, but‐‐
Kevin, we are leaving.
What? Where are you going?
We return from where we came.
To the rivers of the mystical delta?
To the suburbs off exit 12, north of the outlet mall.
Oh, next to the Dairy Queen.
Yeah, the rent is way better there,
and we'll have a washing machine.
But I thought we'd be friends forever.
Sadly this was just a sublet.
But, Kevin, there is another room.
Another room?
With its own bathroom and a sliding door to the yard.
Wait, you want me to move to the suburbs with you?
Yes. We leave tonight.
Oh, wow!
I mean, this is a chance to live the peaceful lifestyle
I've always dreamt of since yesterday!
Oh, but what about my friends?
They can visit.
It's only an hour from the city.
Oh, but how long is that by bus?
Oh, there's no public transportation.
‐Just think about it.
‐I am going to sue all of you. ‐Oh, come on.
I'm emailing my lawyer now. Where's my phone?
‐It's on the coffee table. ‐Turt!
Sorry. My instinct is to be helpful.
Hey, Cat, calm down.
Oh, you think you can take me.
I mean, probably. You can't open your eyes.
Ah, but my other senses have only been heightened.
Whoa!
Ah! Ah!
Holy shit, I actually did it. Wait, am I on the coffee table?
‐You're on the dining table. ‐Table's a table.
He's too powerful!
Kevin, you're coming with us.
I'm so excited. Can't you tell by my voice?
Sorry, Rainfall, but I cant.
I'm just not ready to live super far from my friends yet.
Yeah, I get it.
Sapphire and I are co‐dependent, too.
Co‐dependent? I'm not even independent.
Kevin, if you're not coming, why did you pack your bindle?
Oh, I just keep my phone and wallet in there.
Oh, that's cute.
Oh‐ho!
Oh, my God! Are we killing him?
Ha! There, I got his SIM card.
Try emailing your lawyer now, Cat.
Ah! Where's my laptop?
It's in your room.
‐BOTH: Turt! ‐Stop being helpful!
Everybody be chill!
Kevin!
Where did you get that bindle?
Oh, this? I made it.
It's just a napkin and a stick.
‐Ooh, it's so vintage. ‐I want to make a bindle.
I actually do have most of the supplies right here.
Hell, yeah, it's bindle time.
Cat, you want to join us?
No, I'm just gonna go to bed.
Pretty sure I pulled something on that wall run.
Whoo‐hoo! We did it!
We made the cat too tired to sue us.
Yeah, why don't you guys go pat yourselves
on the back all night?
Oh, so now you explode into dust.