1 00:00:10,932 --> 00:00:13,837 (upbeat music) 2 00:00:13,904 --> 00:00:17,845 ♪♪ ♪♪ 3 00:00:17,912 --> 00:00:19,950 Yeah! (grunts) 4 00:00:20,016 --> 00:00:22,421 Tanya, get in on this! 5 00:00:22,487 --> 00:00:25,293 Yo, I can't play right now. I'm working on my beats. 6 00:00:25,360 --> 00:00:27,197 What? You're making new beats? 7 00:00:27,264 --> 00:00:29,001 I wanna hear! ♪♪ ♪♪ 8 00:00:29,068 --> 00:00:30,170 ‐Ooh. ‐Hell yeah. 9 00:00:30,236 --> 00:00:32,040 I'm almost done with my new EP. 10 00:00:32,107 --> 00:00:34,011 It goes up on my SoundCloud tomorrow. 11 00:00:34,078 --> 00:00:35,247 Check this shit out. 12 00:00:35,313 --> 00:00:37,652 KEVIN: Ooh, you better send me that link. 13 00:00:37,719 --> 00:00:39,355 Ooh‐ooh‐ooh! (gasps) 14 00:00:39,421 --> 00:00:40,725 ‐Oh, God! ‐Whoa! 15 00:00:40,791 --> 00:00:41,893 ‐Whoa! ‐My beats! 16 00:00:41,960 --> 00:00:45,433 ‐That bird stole my beats! ‐Not your sick beats! 17 00:00:45,500 --> 00:00:47,805 Kevin, slingshot! (grunts) 18 00:00:47,872 --> 00:00:49,843 Rrr, whoo! 19 00:00:49,909 --> 00:00:51,880 (dramatic music) 20 00:00:51,947 --> 00:00:53,149 ‐(shrieks) ‐Yeah! 21 00:00:53,216 --> 00:00:55,220 ‐Yeah! ‐Ha, yes! 22 00:00:56,255 --> 00:00:57,992 ‐No! ‐Oh, shit. 23 00:00:58,059 --> 00:00:59,395 Did not think that through. 24 00:00:59,461 --> 00:01:03,737 Ohh...this is exactly how my iPad got broken. 25 00:01:03,804 --> 00:01:05,273 ♪♪ ♪♪ 26 00:01:05,340 --> 00:01:06,810 TANYA: (groans) 27 00:01:06,877 --> 00:01:11,052 All my beats, gone... like smoke in the wind. 28 00:01:11,118 --> 00:01:13,356 Tanya, no, don't use sad imagery. 29 00:01:13,423 --> 00:01:14,826 It's not like I thought my music 30 00:01:14,893 --> 00:01:16,195 would get famous or anything. 31 00:01:16,262 --> 00:01:17,531 I just didn't think it would 32 00:01:17,598 --> 00:01:19,501 get destroyed by a falcon, you know? 33 00:01:19,569 --> 00:01:21,205 You can't prepare for these things. 34 00:01:21,272 --> 00:01:24,178 Tanya, I am so sorry. 35 00:01:24,244 --> 00:01:26,616 I never should've tried to kill that falcon. 36 00:01:26,683 --> 00:01:29,421 Wait...you were trying to kill it? 37 00:01:29,488 --> 00:01:31,425 Oh, was that not the objective? 38 00:01:31,492 --> 00:01:34,899 I mean, either way I feel bad, but not for that falcon. 39 00:01:34,966 --> 00:01:36,870 No, it's not your fault, Kevin. 40 00:01:36,937 --> 00:01:39,141 I can probably remake those beats anyway, right? 41 00:01:39,208 --> 00:01:41,913 I just have to file a claim with my renter's insurance, 42 00:01:41,980 --> 00:01:44,986 get a new laptop, rerecord all the instruments and vocals, 43 00:01:45,053 --> 00:01:47,558 then arrange and mix everything all over again. 44 00:01:47,625 --> 00:01:48,961 That'll take a few months tops, right? 45 00:01:49,028 --> 00:01:50,698 I got this! 46 00:01:50,765 --> 00:01:54,538 Well, um, what if you had help from other musicians? 47 00:01:54,606 --> 00:01:56,442 ‐Like who? ‐Well, I was in a band 48 00:01:56,509 --> 00:01:59,348 in high school, and Kevin can snap really well. 49 00:01:59,415 --> 00:02:01,419 ‐(snapping) ‐We could be your band. 50 00:02:01,485 --> 00:02:02,922 (intense rock chords) 51 00:02:02,989 --> 00:02:06,495 My band, all right‐‐this is either a really good idea, 52 00:02:06,563 --> 00:02:08,299 or it's gonna make everything much worse. 53 00:02:08,366 --> 00:02:10,437 ‐Mm. 50/50. ‐50/50? 54 00:02:10,503 --> 00:02:14,011 All right, them's good odds. Let's do this! 55 00:02:14,078 --> 00:02:15,347 ♪♪ ♪♪ 56 00:02:15,413 --> 00:02:18,052 ERNESTO: So that's how renter's insurance works? 57 00:02:18,119 --> 00:02:20,023 They just give you a free laptop? 58 00:02:20,090 --> 00:02:21,525 Well, there's a deductible, 59 00:02:21,593 --> 00:02:24,098 and something bad has to happen to your original laptop. 60 00:02:24,164 --> 00:02:25,367 Like a giant bird attack. 61 00:02:25,433 --> 00:02:28,473 Yep, giant birds, theft, zombie apocalypse‐‐ 62 00:02:28,539 --> 00:02:30,243 it covers all kinds of stuff. 63 00:02:30,310 --> 00:02:32,114 ERNESTO: Huh, interesting. 64 00:02:32,180 --> 00:02:34,351 Who wants a beer? 65 00:02:35,721 --> 00:02:38,594 Ahh! All right, let's rock and roll! 66 00:02:38,660 --> 00:02:40,230 TANYA: Two, three, four. 67 00:02:40,296 --> 00:02:43,236 (funky music) 68 00:02:43,302 --> 00:02:47,745 ♪♪ ♪♪ 69 00:02:47,812 --> 00:02:50,517 Nice, guys. That was really decent. 70 00:02:50,584 --> 00:02:52,755 That was perfect! Right, guys? 71 00:02:52,822 --> 00:02:54,826 ‐(laughs) I mean, come on. ‐Yeah, it was really good. 72 00:02:54,893 --> 00:02:58,433 Ernesto, you could play a little bit slower on the intro. 73 00:02:58,499 --> 00:03:00,470 ‐Oh, uh, okay, yeah. ‐Other than that, amazing. 74 00:03:00,537 --> 00:03:03,276 ‐What about me? ‐Kevin, you were dope. 75 00:03:03,342 --> 00:03:05,246 ‐No complaints. ‐Noice! 76 00:03:05,313 --> 00:03:07,284 Go again? Wait, question. 77 00:03:07,350 --> 00:03:09,321 Should we smoke a little weed first? 78 00:03:09,388 --> 00:03:11,225 ‐Yeah! ‐Ha‐ha! 79 00:03:11,292 --> 00:03:13,029 TANYA: Two, three, four. 80 00:03:13,096 --> 00:03:16,202 ♪♪ ♪♪ 81 00:03:16,268 --> 00:03:18,272 ♪♪ Dum, dum, dum ♪♪ 82 00:03:18,339 --> 00:03:24,284 (off‐key) ♪♪ In the summertime ♪♪ 83 00:03:25,019 --> 00:03:27,390 ‐Sorry, was that not working? ‐Not at all. 84 00:03:27,457 --> 00:03:29,596 This is actually more of like an instrumental track. 85 00:03:29,662 --> 00:03:30,931 ‐(phone dings) ‐Shit! 86 00:03:30,998 --> 00:03:33,236 ‐You gotta be shitting me! ‐What happened? 87 00:03:33,302 --> 00:03:34,806 My greatest internet music rival 88 00:03:34,873 --> 00:03:37,110 is releasing a stupid album tomorrow! 89 00:03:37,177 --> 00:03:38,714 ‐Shit! ‐Look at this! 90 00:03:38,781 --> 00:03:40,450 ‐ERNESTO: Ban‐ya? ‐Banya. 91 00:03:40,517 --> 00:03:42,220 That's my rival's name. 92 00:03:42,287 --> 00:03:44,959 ‐Like Tanya with a B? ‐Exactly. 93 00:03:45,026 --> 00:03:47,632 This son of a gun copies me in every dang way. 94 00:03:47,698 --> 00:03:51,272 He steals my beats. He replicates my visual style. 95 00:03:51,338 --> 00:03:53,176 He's totally ripping me off! 96 00:03:53,242 --> 00:03:54,712 Yeah, he even took your name. 97 00:03:54,779 --> 00:03:56,515 The name is actually a coincidence. 98 00:03:56,583 --> 00:03:58,554 But everything else is completely fucked up! 99 00:03:58,620 --> 00:04:00,724 ‐Fuck Banya! ‐Yeah, fuck you, Banya! 100 00:04:00,791 --> 00:04:03,262 And now he's releasing his album before me? 101 00:04:03,329 --> 00:04:05,467 Damn it! I'm losing my cool over this. 102 00:04:05,533 --> 00:04:07,839 ‐Where's my whiskey? ‐In the whiskey bag. 103 00:04:10,176 --> 00:04:11,512 ‐Ahh... ‐(bottle shatters) 104 00:04:11,580 --> 00:04:13,149 It's time to get serious, boys. 105 00:04:13,216 --> 00:04:15,153 Ernesto, no more singing. 106 00:04:15,220 --> 00:04:16,590 Seems like a mistake, but all right. 107 00:04:16,656 --> 00:04:18,125 TANYA: Two, three, four! 108 00:04:18,192 --> 00:04:21,298 (funky music) 109 00:04:21,365 --> 00:04:25,106 ♪♪ ♪♪ 110 00:04:25,173 --> 00:04:27,879 ♪♪ Suh, suh, summertime ♪♪ 111 00:04:27,945 --> 00:04:29,114 Ernesto! 112 00:04:29,181 --> 00:04:30,985 Shoot, sorry, m‐my bad. 113 00:04:31,051 --> 00:04:34,224 What the heck is this summertime business? 114 00:04:34,291 --> 00:04:36,028 I don't know. it's just, like... 115 00:04:36,095 --> 00:04:36,963 coming to me in the moment. 116 00:04:37,030 --> 00:04:38,967 I‐I think I get lost in the music. 117 00:04:39,034 --> 00:04:41,940 Do you think maybe we could just work it into the mix? 118 00:04:42,007 --> 00:04:44,746 No, dude, it's an instrumental track. 119 00:04:44,812 --> 00:04:46,550 And it's completely unrelated to summer. 120 00:04:46,616 --> 00:04:48,654 ‐Oh, no. ‐What? 121 00:04:48,720 --> 00:04:51,192 This is my high school band all over again. 122 00:04:51,258 --> 00:04:52,762 It was junior year. 123 00:04:52,828 --> 00:04:54,899 Everything in band was going great. 124 00:04:54,966 --> 00:04:57,572 But then one day, our drummer turned to me and was like‐‐ 125 00:04:57,638 --> 00:05:01,245 Ernesto, we've decided you're out of the band. 126 00:05:01,312 --> 00:05:03,382 We decided instead of two guitars, 127 00:05:03,449 --> 00:05:05,721 we'll have a tambourine instead. 128 00:05:05,788 --> 00:05:07,658 And then this guy walked in holding a tambourine, 129 00:05:07,725 --> 00:05:08,660 and he was like‐‐ 130 00:05:08,727 --> 00:05:11,065 Hey, I'm Joey Tambourine. 131 00:05:11,131 --> 00:05:14,004 And I was like, hey, Joey Tambourine, fuck you. 132 00:05:14,071 --> 00:05:15,674 ‐In fact, fuck all of you. ‐(feedback whine) 133 00:05:15,741 --> 00:05:19,281 I quit, and I swear to never be in a band again‐‐ever! 134 00:05:19,348 --> 00:05:20,516 And then I left. 135 00:05:20,584 --> 00:05:23,724 It was your idea to be in my band, dude. 136 00:05:23,790 --> 00:05:25,360 (sighs) I know. 137 00:05:25,426 --> 00:05:27,063 I guess I must've repressed that memory 138 00:05:27,130 --> 00:05:29,201 due to the extreme anger I was feeling at the time, 139 00:05:29,268 --> 00:05:31,205 but now... 140 00:05:31,272 --> 00:05:33,710 (sighs) I'm sorry, Tanya. 141 00:05:33,777 --> 00:05:35,948 I've learned so much from being in this band with you, 142 00:05:36,015 --> 00:05:38,554 but I think it's time for me to go solo. 143 00:05:38,620 --> 00:05:40,591 It's been 35 minutes. 144 00:05:40,658 --> 00:05:43,062 It just feels like the moment is right. 145 00:05:43,129 --> 00:05:45,634 I'm gonna start my own band outside on the patio. 146 00:05:45,701 --> 00:05:48,239 ‐I hope you guys understand. ‐I totally don't. 147 00:05:48,306 --> 00:05:50,544 Yeah, you're being crazy right now. 148 00:05:50,611 --> 00:05:53,750 Well, I hope you'll understand eventually. 149 00:05:53,817 --> 00:05:56,322 Goodbye. 150 00:05:56,388 --> 00:05:58,560 Until I need more beer. 151 00:05:58,627 --> 00:06:01,398 Hey, that's my bass. You can't take it. 152 00:06:01,465 --> 00:06:05,006 Okay. I need an instrument, though. 153 00:06:06,977 --> 00:06:09,281 Take the kazoo. 154 00:06:09,348 --> 00:06:10,884 Seriously, dude? 155 00:06:10,951 --> 00:06:12,420 Mm‐mm? 156 00:06:17,063 --> 00:06:20,704 All right, from the top. Two, three, four! 157 00:06:22,540 --> 00:06:26,081 (somber music) 158 00:06:26,148 --> 00:06:30,089 Okay, nice. Cool. 159 00:06:31,593 --> 00:06:34,097 (blowing on kazoo) 160 00:06:34,164 --> 00:06:35,901 You know what I like about you, Kevin? 161 00:06:35,968 --> 00:06:38,039 ‐Is it my charm? ‐Well, obviously your charm. 162 00:06:38,105 --> 00:06:38,974 I knew it. 163 00:06:39,041 --> 00:06:41,646 But also, you're a team player. 164 00:06:41,713 --> 00:06:43,650 You don't try to be, like, the star. 165 00:06:43,717 --> 00:06:45,554 That's because I know I'm a star. 166 00:06:45,621 --> 00:06:47,858 ‐I don't have to prove it. ‐Exactly. 167 00:06:47,925 --> 00:06:52,000 Not like some people, Banya, Ernesto in many ways, 168 00:06:52,067 --> 00:06:53,637 that fucking falcon! 169 00:06:53,704 --> 00:06:56,609 I think Ernesto's just afraid of rejection. 170 00:06:56,676 --> 00:06:58,714 What, so he preemptively rejects us first? 171 00:06:58,780 --> 00:07:00,149 ‐Exactly. ‐Ugh! 172 00:07:00,216 --> 00:07:01,987 Well, there is some good news. 173 00:07:02,053 --> 00:07:03,422 I think we're almost done with the album. 174 00:07:03,489 --> 00:07:04,892 ‐Really? ‐Yeah! 175 00:07:04,959 --> 00:07:08,232 We've got, I'd say, four, five more hours tops. 176 00:07:08,299 --> 00:07:09,836 Oh, okay. 177 00:07:09,902 --> 00:07:11,171 Hey. 178 00:07:11,238 --> 00:07:13,142 ‐Hey, dude. ‐Oh, hey. 179 00:07:13,209 --> 00:07:14,579 How's your new band? 180 00:07:14,646 --> 00:07:16,750 Ugh, it's actually incredible. 181 00:07:16,816 --> 00:07:18,587 Everything is going really well. 182 00:07:18,654 --> 00:07:20,456 ‐Really? ‐(laughs) Yeah. 183 00:07:20,523 --> 00:07:22,494 I mean, I have no reason to say otherwise. 184 00:07:22,561 --> 00:07:24,799 Actually, I'm here to recruit new members. 185 00:07:24,866 --> 00:07:26,368 Kevin, could you play drums on my new track? 186 00:07:26,435 --> 00:07:28,406 Mm, I guess so. 187 00:07:28,472 --> 00:07:30,043 Kevin, you're already in my band! 188 00:07:30,109 --> 00:07:33,617 I can be in two bands! Don't box in my creativity. 189 00:07:33,684 --> 00:07:37,190 Fine, but we're recording the next Tanya track in 12 minutes. 190 00:07:37,257 --> 00:07:38,760 And I need you back here. 191 00:07:38,827 --> 00:07:41,131 My band doesn't really do schedules. 192 00:07:41,198 --> 00:07:43,970 It's more of a chill, artistic experience. 193 00:07:44,037 --> 00:07:45,774 Well, okay. 194 00:07:47,778 --> 00:07:50,016 Whoo! All right, let's do this! 195 00:07:50,083 --> 00:07:52,253 Ha‐ha, so exciting! 196 00:07:52,320 --> 00:07:54,324 Two, three, four! 197 00:07:54,391 --> 00:07:58,667 ‐(playing kazoo) ‐(snapping) 198 00:07:58,734 --> 00:08:00,804 Kevin, let's go. It's time. 199 00:08:02,107 --> 00:08:04,545 Kevin, hey, could I borrow you again in, 200 00:08:04,612 --> 00:08:06,549 I don't know, 15 minutes or so? 201 00:08:06,616 --> 00:08:08,987 Yeah, no problem. 202 00:08:09,054 --> 00:08:12,260 I can easily juggle both of my friends' expectations. 203 00:08:12,327 --> 00:08:13,997 (strained laugh) 204 00:08:14,064 --> 00:08:16,034 Cheers. 205 00:08:16,101 --> 00:08:17,638 Two, three, four! 206 00:08:17,705 --> 00:08:21,512 ♪♪ ♪♪ 207 00:08:21,579 --> 00:08:23,617 ‐Kevin. ‐(groans) 208 00:08:25,788 --> 00:08:27,457 ‐(playing kazoo) ‐(snapping) 209 00:08:27,524 --> 00:08:29,194 ‐Kev! ‐(groans) 210 00:08:30,964 --> 00:08:32,534 Kev, dog. 211 00:08:32,601 --> 00:08:33,570 Woof, woof. 212 00:08:33,637 --> 00:08:34,772 ‐(sighs) ‐K‐Town! 213 00:08:34,839 --> 00:08:36,308 KEVIN: Be right there. 214 00:08:36,375 --> 00:08:38,012 (sighs) 215 00:08:39,749 --> 00:08:43,222 Kevarino bombino, fee fi fofino! 216 00:08:43,289 --> 00:08:45,326 Wow. 217 00:08:45,393 --> 00:08:46,763 ‐Kevin. ‐(whimpers) 218 00:08:46,830 --> 00:08:49,902 TANYA: Whoo, Kevin, let's go, hey! 219 00:08:49,969 --> 00:08:52,273 ‐ERNESTO: Kevin. ‐Uh, Kev. 220 00:08:52,340 --> 00:08:54,645 Okay, no problem. 221 00:08:54,712 --> 00:08:56,381 ‐(groans) ‐Oh, Kev‐an. 222 00:08:56,448 --> 00:08:59,822 ‐Be right there. ‐Señor K‐Town. 223 00:08:59,889 --> 00:09:03,229 ‐(sighs) ‐K‐K‐K‐K‐Kevin. 224 00:09:03,295 --> 00:09:04,632 BOTH: K‐K‐K‐K‐Kev. 225 00:09:04,699 --> 00:09:07,036 Oh, Kevin. 226 00:09:07,103 --> 00:09:08,807 Ah! 227 00:09:08,874 --> 00:09:10,109 ‐Kevin! ‐Kevin! 228 00:09:10,176 --> 00:09:12,782 ‐Dude, are you alive? ‐Kevin, talk to us. 229 00:09:12,848 --> 00:09:14,552 Did the rhythm get you? 230 00:09:14,619 --> 00:09:17,792 ‐I‐I need... ‐What is it, old friend? 231 00:09:17,858 --> 00:09:20,631 I need a sports drink. 232 00:09:20,697 --> 00:09:22,835 Yellow flavor. 233 00:09:22,902 --> 00:09:25,406 Sports drink, yellow flavor. I'm on it. 234 00:09:25,473 --> 00:09:26,676 Oof, ah! 235 00:09:26,743 --> 00:09:28,212 Looks like I'm on it! 236 00:09:28,279 --> 00:09:30,049 Two, three, four! 237 00:09:30,116 --> 00:09:31,920 (grunts) 238 00:09:31,986 --> 00:09:33,790 Pow! 239 00:09:33,857 --> 00:09:36,763 (dramatic music) 240 00:09:47,083 --> 00:09:49,120 ‐ERNESTO: We should get chips. ‐We have chips at home. 241 00:09:49,187 --> 00:09:52,026 ‐Let's get him this one. ‐No, he said yellow flavor. 242 00:09:52,093 --> 00:09:53,930 Blue is better. It has better vitamins. 243 00:09:53,997 --> 00:09:55,266 Dude, none of them have vitamins. 244 00:09:55,333 --> 00:09:58,439 Except for the blue one. It's the special version. 245 00:09:58,506 --> 00:10:01,011 It's from the arctic. 246 00:10:01,078 --> 00:10:02,815 It's the exact same shit! 247 00:10:02,882 --> 00:10:04,685 It's just sugar and food coloring. 248 00:10:04,752 --> 00:10:08,425 Fine, looks like I'm getting kicked out of this band, too. 249 00:10:08,492 --> 00:10:09,795 Huh, what band? 250 00:10:09,862 --> 00:10:11,498 The band of getting sports drinks. 251 00:10:11,566 --> 00:10:13,837 ‐It's a metaphor. ‐Ernesto. 252 00:10:13,904 --> 00:10:16,074 That metaphor barely makes sense. 253 00:10:16,141 --> 00:10:18,012 And I was never gonna kick you out of the band. 254 00:10:18,078 --> 00:10:19,549 ‐You weren't? ‐No, dude! 255 00:10:19,615 --> 00:10:21,118 We sounded badass! 256 00:10:21,185 --> 00:10:23,690 You just kept singing about summertime for some reason. 257 00:10:23,757 --> 00:10:24,959 That's my poetic nature. 258 00:10:25,026 --> 00:10:27,798 It just gets the best of me sometimes. 259 00:10:27,865 --> 00:10:30,236 Well, if you can be a little less poetic, 260 00:10:30,303 --> 00:10:32,407 ‐you can be in the band again. ‐Really? 261 00:10:32,473 --> 00:10:35,213 I mean, unless your solo project is going well. 262 00:10:35,279 --> 00:10:37,283 Check this out. 263 00:10:37,350 --> 00:10:38,720 ‐It's actually not bad. ‐(kazoo music) 264 00:10:38,787 --> 00:10:41,325 (people shouting) 265 00:10:41,391 --> 00:10:43,697 Sir, ma'am, you're gonna need to exit the store. 266 00:10:43,763 --> 00:10:47,638 ‐But our sports drinks. ‐Hold the phone. 267 00:10:47,705 --> 00:10:49,140 (chill music) 268 00:10:49,207 --> 00:10:50,209 Yeah! 269 00:10:50,276 --> 00:10:51,813 ‐Whoo! ‐Whoo! 270 00:10:51,880 --> 00:10:53,717 All right, you can stay. 271 00:10:53,783 --> 00:11:00,697 ♪♪ ♪♪