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(quirky music)
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♪♪ ♪♪
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(laughs)
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I gotta stop eating like this.
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I can feel my metabolism
slowing down.
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Oh, me too, I know.
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I mean, how many food festivals
can one city have?
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(sighs) Guess we don't
have to go to all of them.
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What else are we gonna do
for fun?
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Other than eat and drink stuff?
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Hmm. Bowling?
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Mm.
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The library?
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Yeah, neither of those
sound right.
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Let's just find Kevin.
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Oh, he said he was looking
for nachos.
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(gasps)
The nacho truck already left.
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Oh, shit.
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(groans)
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Why?
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Why?!
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(sobbing)
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As soon as he sees
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the cheese fries,
he'll be fine.
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‐Hey!
‐What the hell, man?
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Oh, sorry. Ernesto? Tanya?
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‐BOTH: Naveen?
‐Yeah!
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‐It's me, Naveen!
‐Oh, my God!
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What are you doing here?
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KEVIN:
Cheese fries!
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‐(Kevin sobs)
‐Ha! Is that Kevin?
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This is like a little reunion.
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‐Yeah!
‐Wow!
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Man, we haven't
seen you since...
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The party days.
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BOTH:
The party days.
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(laughs)
You used to party so hard.
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(chuckles)
I know.
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I was a real wild guy.
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But then I got hit by a car.
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‐(gasps)
‐Holy sh‐‐
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‐Oh, my God.
‐Damn, dude.
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Yeah, after that,
I got my life together.
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It was like the universe
was telling me,
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"Stop partying, Naveen."
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No more beer,
no more junk food.
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I got healthy.
I found happiness.
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‐Yeah.
‐Hell yeah.
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All right, man!
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And then I got hit
by another car.
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‐What?
‐Damn!
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Yeah, and I had to start
all over again.
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Again.
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It was another sign
from the universe,
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but I was listening
even harder.
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So I got even healthier.
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I got into running,
I got married,
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I started my own
successful business.
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‐That's awesome, man.
‐Good for you, dude.
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And then I got hit
by another car.
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‐Oh, no.
‐Wait.
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Do you, like, look both ways
before crossing
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or any of that stuff?
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I only look one way: forward.
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‐(whistles)
‐That's my philosophy.
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‐Ha. So true.
‐What's true?
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Sorry, I have to keep moving
to maintain the ol' sweat rate.
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I'm training
for my first marathon.
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Wow, that's, like,
the biggest race, right?
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Yep‐‐I figure
I'm not getting any younger,
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and another car could hit me
at any second,
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so might as well live
my best life, right?
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(chuckles)
Hey, I gotta run,
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but we should
grab a water sometime.
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‐You know, catch up.
‐Yeah, for sure.
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‐I love water.
‐See ya!
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(panting)
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Wow, what an inspiration.
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No, that guy
was always an idiot.
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And now he's been hit
by three cars?
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That's not a normal amount
of cars.
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Maybe I should stop
eating junk food
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and start a business
and run a marathon.
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I haven't done
any of those things.
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I'm probably
in the worst shape of my life,
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and I'm older than
I've ever been before!
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Listen, if you wanna
change your life,
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don't do it because of Naveen.
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Do it because, I don't know,
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you're ashamed of your
past choices or whatever.
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Wait, why do people
change their lives?
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Hmm. I think it is shame.
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I'm still eating this burger,
though.
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Oh, of course,
it would be a waste not to.
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Mm‐hmm!
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Hey, um, I just saw Naveen.
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Mmm, mmm. He looks incredible!
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Really healthy.
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But then out of nowhere, bam!
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Hit by a car.
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Oh, no.
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Mmm. Cheesy.
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(acoustic guitar chords)
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(grunts)
All right.
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Welcome to exercise day.
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The day on which I,
and maybe all of us,
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become fit, personally
fulfilled individuals
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who perhaps own
their own businesses.
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That seems like a lot
of expectations for one day.
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Kevin, do you need to be
playing guitar right now?
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We're talking about making
serious changes in our lives.
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Oh, I'm making a change
by becoming a guitarist.
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‐Are you?
‐Yeah.
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Because if you really are,
you can keep playing.
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‐Great.
‐ERNESTO: Okay.
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I trust you not
to take advantage
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of my lenience on this.
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♪♪ You should ♪♪
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Tanya?
Do you have anything to add?
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Nope, I am ready
for some exercise, baby.
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As long as this doesn't become,
like, a weird self‐help thing.
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It probably won't.
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First, we'll be going
for a bike ride.
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Let's hit it!
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(thunder booming)
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So I guess the universe
is telling me
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to be lazy and stay inside.
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Well, guess what, universe?
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I've never listened to anybody
in my life,
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and I'm not starting now.
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All right, it's about 20 meters
to the end of the hall.
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By my calculations,
we can do a 7 mile ride
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if we go back and forth
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600 times.
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‐Does that sound fun?
‐No.
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Let's race!
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(upbeat rock music)
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(grunts)
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(panting)
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(metallic clattering)
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Guys! Ernesto is hurt!
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I think he needs to go
to the hospital now!
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Oh, my God! Where is he?
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Kevin, are you the one
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who put Scotch Tape
on the television?
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(groans)
I'm fine, I'm fine.
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I just twisted my ankle.
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No, dude, that shit's broken.
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I've broken enough ankles
to know.
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Your own ankles, right?
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We're taking you
to the hospital.
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Let's go.
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(grunts)
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What's on you?
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Is that our Saran wrap?
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I couldn't find my raincoat,
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and spoiler alert:
cats hate water.
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(groans) That's the
name‐brand Saran wrap.
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It's not cheap.
I paid for half of that.
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And I'm wearing the half
that I paid for!
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Also, your half
is in the trash can.
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I couldn't get it
to cling right.
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Do you think
this is how Naveen felt
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‐after his car accidents?
‐(groans)
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This is not
the time to bring up Naveen.
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Who in the holy heck
is Naveen?
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Only the most
inspirational guy we know.
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We used to hang out with him.
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He's been hit by three cars.
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Actually, it's four now.
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Four, huh?
I've been hit by five.
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Five? How?
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I don't know.
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I get into weird
physical situations.
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What do you want me
to tell you?
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It's just my luck, I guess,
all right?
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Listen, can we take
a quick break?
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I need to adjust my wrap here.
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‐No, don't let go of him!
‐I'm getting drenched.
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(both grunt)
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‐Whoa!
‐No, no, no, no, no!
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This is literally my nightmare!
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‐ERNESTO: No!
‐What the fudge?
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♪♪ Dun, dun, dun! ♪♪
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(somber music)
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‐How you feeling?
‐(sighs)
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Like a broken man
at his lowest point.
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Come on, bud.
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You'll have way lower points
than this.
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Ugh, can we just go
to the hospital?
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Not yet.
Kevin, you see anything?
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Nothing!
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Well, we'll give it
another minute or two.
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Maybe I should stop trying
to be my best self.
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That version of me always
seems to be in a lot of pain.
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Or you should just stop
riding your bike in hallways.
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You know what? No.
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That's not the life
I wanna live.
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I mean, that's just
basic safety.
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No, why live in fear?
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You can get hit by a car
at any time
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up to four times!
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That's life.
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No, that's just one man's
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very specific life.
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(Cat screaming)
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(gasps)
There!
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Oh, shit!
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(yells)
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Help! Help!
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Oh, God!
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Oh, God. Oh, God.
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Ernesto, come on, dude!
We need you!
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‐Ernesto!
‐(grunting)
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‐TANYA: Come on, dude.
‐Ow. Ow.
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‐CAT: Come on!
‐Come on.
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‐Cat, come on!
‐I can't die!
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TANYA:
Give me your hand, Cat! Reach!
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Kevin! Your guitar!
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Mm‐mm!
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‐(Cat yelling)
‐TANYA: Take my damn hand!
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‐(groans)
‐TANYA: Kevin!
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Fine.
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(both grunting)
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Reach a little bit more, Cat!
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No! Don't grab the strings!
It'll get out of tune!
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Oh, God! Ah!
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(both grunting)
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TANYA:
Come on, guys.
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Oh, I can't die like this
on the guitar!
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The world needs me!
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(grunting)
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No! My guitarbrella!
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Wah! I regret this decision!
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‐Possessions aren't everything!
‐(sighs)
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Come on.
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(all grunting)
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Come on!
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(gasps)
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(all groaning)
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‐We did it. We did it.
‐Yeah.
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‐Two times.
‐Whoo!
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That was so intense.
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You still think
you're a weak little loser now?
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Well, I never thought
exactly those words.
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You're strong as hell,
my friend.
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And you don't have to get hit
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by any frickin' cars
to prove it.
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You're a hero.
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We're all goddamn heroes.
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Thank you, Tanya.
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But it feels less special
if we're all heroes.
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Well, technically,
Cat did the least, so...
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‐Oh, no you didn't!
‐What?
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You were the one
getting rescued.
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Us three are heroes,
and the cat got rescued.
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Excuse me?
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I waded back
into that filthy shit water
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to save Kevin's life.
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You know how polluted
this creek is?
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I would've been fine.
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I was on the swim team
until seventh grade.
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Whatever.
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Are we going
to the hospital or not?
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I really think I need to get
my stomach pumped.
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I'm pretty sure I drank, like,
a gallon of E. coli.
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Huh, you really think
the water is that dirty?
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Gross!
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‐Hey, I found the remote.
‐All right.
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We'll all get
our stomachs pumped,
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Ernesto can get
his ankle checked out,
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and then, I don't know,
we can get a beer?
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‐Mm‐hmm.
‐Hit the spot.
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(quirky music)
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Ah, personally,
I'm excited as hell
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to get my stomach pumped.
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Yeah, I wanna live.
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Love to live.
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But in terms of other
health benefits too.
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This'll probably remove any
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leftover cheeseburgers
or alcohol.
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‐It'll be cleansing.
‐Like self‐care.
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Have you two
lost your damn minds?
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‐Hey, friends!
‐What?
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‐Oh, my God!
‐Whoa!
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‐What happened, dude?
‐Hit by a car.
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‐Again?
‐Shocking.
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Again and again.
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But this time,
I learned something.
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The universe spoke to me again,
and it said,
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"Naveen, I know you've
listened to me before,
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"and I know it's always
resulted in a car hitting you,
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but this time, I've changed,"
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and I was like,
"Okay, universe.
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Let's hear it."
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And what did the universe say?
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"Moderation."
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The universe said,
"Moderation."
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I hate this guy.
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I've been living life too much.
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Too much exercise,
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too much exposure
to the outside world
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where cars live.
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‐Shut up.
‐Huh?
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So my new plan is simple:
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it's to chill out a little.
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Sit on my couch more,
close the blinds,
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eat more cheeseburgers,
stay inside‐‐inside of rooms
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because cars
don't go inside, right?
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Not usually.
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Because they're not people,
right?
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They don't have arms or legs
or faces!
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It would be against the law
if they followed me!
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‐Let's go.
‐Exactly.
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Moderation.
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The universe said,
"Moderation."
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I'll see you around,
old friends.
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All right.
See you later, Naveen.
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‐Stay safe.
‐You know what?
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Honestly, that's the most sense
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Naveen has ever made.
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Aside from everything
about cars and rooms.
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The moderation part,
though, right?
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Right, the moderation part.
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I think I can get on board
with that.
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Sometimes we'll be healthy,
sometimes not.
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A little bit of both.
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Stomach pumping? Healthy.
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Getting beers and fries later?
Not healthy.
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But we'll do them both.
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Ooh, you know what?
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I'm already feeling
more moderated.
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Feels good, right?
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Let's go pump these tummies!
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(ominous music)
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♪♪ ♪♪
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(quirky music)
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(grunts, sighs)
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♪♪ ♪♪