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Last season on "á La Carte"...

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Um, [clears throat], I have a
confession tonight from me.

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Rodney, stop. I don't care
how clean your dick is.

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I'm not sucking it.

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Rodney,
that's you and Shyra.

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I trusted you.

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And then when we get married,
I'm supposed to think

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that everything is
supposed to change?

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No, it don't work that way.

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I'm not interested
in any more talk.

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My profile was very clear.

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I don't have sex
with my clients.

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Bullshit!

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Cynthia, he's paying 50.

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Man: We will be handling
his divorce.

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I will be co-counsel,
of course.

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And we have a group
of interns here

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ready to take care
of whatever you need, Mr. Reed.

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Well, they all look ready,

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like they're prepared
to handle anything.

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But do we really need
all these interns?

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Look at you making sure
that all the girls

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is getting satisfied
one vagina at a time.

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Ooh. Oh, my God.

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Do it again.

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Season two is about to start.

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I know I'm not spilling
all this tea on no recap.

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You better go back and binge.

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♪♪

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♪♪

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[Cellphone rings]

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Misha?

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Girl, is that you?

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[Water running]

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Damn, false alarm.

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Reign, do you think that Misha
actually went to that sex party?

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Indeed. That's why
she ain't picking up.

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She probably getting
her back blown out.

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I mean, look,
ever since Adam and Nicole,

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that girl's vagina
has been like a choo choo train

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that does not seem to stop.

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I mean, look,
I know she's a freak,

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but this time,
she's a whole different Misha.

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Hold on now, not too much.
Niggas change all the time.

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Facts.
Oh, shit.

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Shyra, by the way --Okay, Reign,
Misha's not answering.

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Goodbye.
What?

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Yeah, babe.
Just like that.

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Nikki?

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Babe.

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Nicole?

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Oh, I'm sorry, babe.

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I was just trying to find
my nipple clips.

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I don't know
what I did with them.

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Oh.

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I brought my own.
Just in case of emergency.

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Perfect.

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[Laughs]

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This is going to be fun.

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I'm gonna
try something new.

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[Chuckles]
Yes.

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Are you ready to try?

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Where do these go?

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Oh, you just relax.

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We'll take care of you.

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You get one side,
I get the other.

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That'll do.

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♪ Look, I'm back now,
back now, back now ♪

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♪ Back now, back now ♪

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♪ Somebody tell them
that we back now ♪

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Set up here.

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That's good.

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Right.[Cellphone chimes]

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Hi, Mr. Desk Agent.
My bag was delayed coming here.

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No, none of that $100 voucher
nonsense.

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He doesn't know that I work
for a prestigious law firm,

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and I read all the fine print.

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Contract law?
I can do in my sleep.

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Watch this.

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I need to replace you
with some Gucci,

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clothes from McQueen and
skincare products from Kiehl's.

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Your reimbursement coverage
allows up to $3,500

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as long as I have
all my receipts,

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and I always keep my receipts.

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Follow for more info.

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Raindrop.

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[Sighs]

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♪♪

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Mahogany,
can you please come back

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from whack ass Paris,
or ask Fabiola

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if she need
a soon-to-graduate lawyer

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to represent
Trust Fab International.

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The Whyte's bench
their star player, bitch.

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This shit did not feel
right in my spirit.

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Hit me back.

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[Cellphone chimes]

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"Internships signed off
due Friday by midnight.

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No excuses."

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Fuck.

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Oh, my God.

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[Clears throat]

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[Scoffs] Don't you see?
I'm trying to do something.

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[Scoffs]

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Oh, my God.

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Hi, Mr. Desk Agent.

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♪ Never knew
that I would feeling ♪

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♪ Never knew my heart
was so empty ♪

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♪ Don't what made me
lose interest ♪

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♪ Interest ♪

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♪ Found myself
falling out of love ♪

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♪ You and me,
we just ain't in touch ♪

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♪ Came to a point
where it was enough ♪

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♪ I can't take no more,
it's too much ♪

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Hey, Mahogany.

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Look, I know you're probably
living your best life right now,

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but mine is totally
kicking my ass.

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I mean, Rodney's gone,

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probably for good this time.

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And, you know,
I thought by having a baby,

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it'll make our lives
so much more complicated

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than it already was.

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Hell, I mean,
I thought I saved us both,

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but now we don't even
have a life together,

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and...

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I just miss you.

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And I have no one else
to talk to about this, but...

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I just miss you.

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♪♪

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[Sighs]

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[Birds chirping]

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♪ And I won't be found ♪

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♪ I would cross the fire ♪

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♪ If I knew that
you'll be waiting around. ♪

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♪ Well, I ain't sure you're
the right one for me ♪

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Mr. Whyte,
I honestly believe if we lean

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more on the ex-wife
about the public nature

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of her accusations, I can get
them to settle out of court.

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That's the confidence
I told the others

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we needed when we decided
you're our next junior partner.

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Are you serious?
Thank you, sir.

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With -- with
a couple of conditions.

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Mm-hmm.I know everything
has been above board,

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but what did you tell council
a few days ago?

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Well, I ran into the wife
outside the court conveniently,

145
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and I thanked her
for the evidence

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she provided
of all the times

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Reed broke
their marriage contract.

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Things I would have
to detail publicly

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if this case went to trial.

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To put it simply,
I asked her how much

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is not being
embarrassed worth?

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So she basically gave us
the rope.

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Atta boy.

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I'm going to have the paperwork
sent up here to your new office.

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And now that the case
is almost over,

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I'm going to need you to tie up
one more Reigny thing.

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♪♪

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♪♪

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♪♪

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♪ Fuck it up if you
a bad ass bitch ♪

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♪ Fuck it up
if you like your nigga rich ♪

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♪ Fuck it up
if your bills paid ♪

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♪ Fuck it up
like it's your birthday ♪

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♪ Money, money
on the ground ♪

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Why does this song sound
familiar?

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♪ Bouncing up and down ♪

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♪ Say you got cash... ♪[Music stops]

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What if I told you
that that is a viral remix

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to a song
that I wrote years ago?

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Well, I would tell you
to go get a cup of coffee

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and stop that
active imagination

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that your second graders
should be having.

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You know what?
You are a hater.

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I'ma let you
rock until you roll.

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Hmm.
Whatever, babe.

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[Grunts]

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Oh, goodness.

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I -- I wanted to talk
to you about something.

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Oh, God. What do
you want to talk about?

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Don't look at me like that.
Like, I'm crazy.

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Now you're the one,
just a month ago,

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you wanted
to make things official.

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Officially,
ethically, non-monogamous.

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That shit is a tongue twister,
and not the good kind, okay?

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I wanted to pause
our little vagina buffet

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and into some penis
into the relationship.

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One with a pulse
that's attached to a body

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with an actual heart rate.Okay.

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Don't start acting
like my penises

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don't come with pulses.

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The last time we had a man
in our bedroom was Adam,

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and now he's in Miami,

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and I need some
pump action pleasure.

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Okay, girl, look,
that's the whole great thing

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about this non-monogamous
relationship.

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We don't have to share
everybody.

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So do you.

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So if I want some dick,
I can just go get it?

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And we don't have to play
together all the time.

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As long as you
follow my rules.

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Okay.

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Honesty,
even the difficult kind.

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Uh-huh.
Protect my pussy
and respect your pussy.

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Yes.
And there's one more.

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No new peen unless
I vetted him first.

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Mnh-mnh. I can't do the new
penis action.

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I just can't do it.

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Ever since Destiny's father,
I just...

209
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Not for me. I have to get
to know them very well first.

210
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But I am glad that she's
living with her dad

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for the school year.

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Well, speaking of random,

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I got to go take Shyra to see
this random ass apartment.

214
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You know hoes out here still
finding shit on Craigslist?

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[Laughs]

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Well, you know you can tell
Shyra that if she needs a job,

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she can come work
at my adult boutique.

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It's Shyra.

219
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I can't even look at her
in a straight face

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and say "Get a job
at Nikki's adult boutique."

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Girl, she's a prude.

222
00:10:01,048 --> 00:10:02,947
Well, a job is a job.
That's how I look at it.

223
00:10:03,085 --> 00:10:05,639
I mean, that's what I think,
but you know how Shyra is.

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Okay?
Hmm.

225
00:10:08,918 --> 00:10:10,506
I will see you later.

226
00:10:10,644 --> 00:10:11,714
-And...
-Oh.

227
00:10:11,852 --> 00:10:13,336
...I want
to see that ass later.

228
00:10:13,474 --> 00:10:15,338
Don't start nothin',
won't be nothin'.

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[Laughs]

230
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♪ Just wanna be a mini me ♪

231
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♪ All these nec-nec
just wanna be a mini me ♪

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Oh, these cute.
I'm gonna have to order these.

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His legal team
didn't know what to do.

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00:10:24,865 --> 00:10:27,143
[Laughter]

235
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Oh, it's going
to be a great year.

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[Laughter]

237
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Okay, so what
are we celebrating?

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[Both chuckle]

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00:10:36,636 --> 00:10:38,154
[Clears throat]

240
00:10:38,292 --> 00:10:42,227
Mr. Moore, will you accompany
me to my office, please?

241
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Oh, sure.

242
00:10:45,127 --> 00:10:47,508
Following you.
Mm-hmm.

243
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It's a celebration,
baby.

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♪ Your hometown
we don't even go to ♪

245
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♪ Tryna get it worldwide,
global ♪

246
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♪ Look and I can show you been
killin' it since 02 ♪

247
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♪ Skrxlla Skrxlla,
the hope man dealer ♪

248
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[Sighs]

249
00:11:00,590 --> 00:11:03,041
What we celebrating?

250
00:11:03,179 --> 00:11:05,872
♪ Still move like 10 men
with no fam wit' 'em ♪

251
00:11:06,010 --> 00:11:07,045
I made junior partner.

252
00:11:07,183 --> 00:11:09,530
Oh, my God! Congratulations,
baby!

253
00:11:09,669 --> 00:11:12,568
[Laughs]
Hey, hey, hey!

254
00:11:12,706 --> 00:11:14,087
Yeah. Okay.

255
00:11:14,225 --> 00:11:15,778
You always doing a little dance
in the office.

256
00:11:15,916 --> 00:11:16,986
You know.

257
00:11:17,124 --> 00:11:18,678
Also you still feel like

258
00:11:18,816 --> 00:11:20,127
you're being punished,
babe.

259
00:11:20,265 --> 00:11:21,888
So how long are they
gonna ice me out?

260
00:11:22,682 --> 00:11:24,131
Indefinitely.

261
00:11:24,269 --> 00:11:26,409
You being involved with a client
was too much for them.

262
00:11:26,547 --> 00:11:29,067
The Whytes are terminating
your internship.

263
00:11:29,205 --> 00:11:30,448
Wow.

264
00:11:30,586 --> 00:11:32,312
I mean, that's not going to stop
a bitch from graduating.

265
00:11:32,450 --> 00:11:36,143
That part.I just need one more
sign off on my hours.

266
00:11:36,281 --> 00:11:38,007
I can try to help,
but I don't know.

267
00:11:38,145 --> 00:11:39,629
I just got the job.

268
00:11:39,768 --> 00:11:41,735
I mean,
letter of recommendation

269
00:11:41,873 --> 00:11:44,151
from a new junior partner
isn't bad either.

270
00:11:44,289 --> 00:11:46,153
No, Z, my dad
don't give a fuck about

271
00:11:46,290 --> 00:11:47,810
a letter of recommendation.

272
00:11:47,948 --> 00:11:49,294
I need the hours, babe.

273
00:11:49,432 --> 00:11:51,020
You don't understand.What do you want me to do?

274
00:11:51,158 --> 00:11:53,816
Help me.Reign, you are brilliant

275
00:11:53,954 --> 00:11:55,335
when it comes
to contract law.

276
00:11:55,473 --> 00:11:57,233
You are,
but you're a little messy

277
00:11:57,371 --> 00:11:59,615
when it comes to the personal
and private.

278
00:11:59,753 --> 00:12:01,237
Imagine if this goes
to trial.

279
00:12:01,375 --> 00:12:05,276
The witnesses call,
the interviews, public record?

280
00:12:05,414 --> 00:12:07,347
How do you think that's going
to affect your future?

281
00:12:07,485 --> 00:12:09,487
Boy, the public
is fucking stupid.

282
00:12:09,625 --> 00:12:11,765
Picking and choosing
when to care about folks past.

283
00:12:11,903 --> 00:12:13,042
Yeah,
but the legal community

284
00:12:13,180 --> 00:12:14,423
isn't going to turn
a blind eye

285
00:12:14,561 --> 00:12:16,908
to those gay for pay
and pay for gay apps.

286
00:12:17,046 --> 00:12:18,703
I mean,
I wouldn't win hiring.

287
00:12:18,841 --> 00:12:21,948
I'm sorry, babe, but I can't
do the hours. It's too risky.

288
00:12:22,086 --> 00:12:24,191
But, you know, I'm going to help
if and where I can.

289
00:12:24,329 --> 00:12:26,159
I got you.

290
00:12:26,297 --> 00:12:27,539
Yeah, I know.

291
00:12:29,162 --> 00:12:30,370
You know what?
I didn't even want to do

292
00:12:30,508 --> 00:12:32,959
this funky ass
family law anyway.

293
00:12:33,097 --> 00:12:35,168
I know.
Shit.

294
00:12:36,963 --> 00:12:39,655
I'll find another farm
to finish yet?

295
00:12:39,793 --> 00:12:42,658
Don't worry about me.

296
00:12:42,796 --> 00:12:46,282
Hey, you don't work here
anymore.

297
00:12:46,420 --> 00:12:47,974
Where's my kiss?

298
00:12:48,733 --> 00:12:51,840
[Chuckles]

299
00:12:51,978 --> 00:12:53,220
You need to grow a little.
Oh.

300
00:12:53,358 --> 00:12:55,188
Off to the unemployment line
you go.

301
00:12:55,326 --> 00:12:58,053
Uh, too soon.

302
00:12:58,191 --> 00:13:02,298
♪ Love me, love me, love me ♪

303
00:13:02,436 --> 00:13:03,679
Reign:
This is why I do it myself.

304
00:13:03,817 --> 00:13:04,680
Ziyad: They messed up.

305
00:13:04,818 --> 00:13:06,199
Get out of here.

306
00:13:06,337 --> 00:13:07,545
Just keep your hand
closed the whole time.

307
00:13:07,683 --> 00:13:09,271
[Sighs] Anyway.

308
00:13:09,409 --> 00:13:10,790
You sure you want to give up
your Saturday

309
00:13:10,928 --> 00:13:11,998
and help Shyra move?

310
00:13:12,136 --> 00:13:13,516
Acts of service,
remember?

311
00:13:13,654 --> 00:13:16,865
Besides, I enjoy things
that aren't transactional.

312
00:13:17,003 --> 00:13:18,590
Well, my love language
is gifts.

313
00:13:18,728 --> 00:13:21,455
You know, this ass talk
Fendi, Gucci, Chanel.

314
00:13:21,593 --> 00:13:23,112
Hey.
[Both laugh]

315
00:13:23,250 --> 00:13:25,080
You know, since we started
this physical thing,

316
00:13:25,218 --> 00:13:27,220
I'm glad
I'm off the celibacy train.

317
00:13:27,358 --> 00:13:28,877
Well, as long as you ain't
selling your ass

318
00:13:29,015 --> 00:13:30,982
or your time, I can handle
everything else.

319
00:13:31,120 --> 00:13:32,915
My ass?
Mm-hmm.

320
00:13:33,053 --> 00:13:34,365
What things?

321
00:13:34,503 --> 00:13:35,435
Everything.

322
00:13:35,573 --> 00:13:37,989
Mm.

323
00:13:38,127 --> 00:13:39,819
Oh, look at you.

324
00:13:39,957 --> 00:13:41,475
Okay, so is PDA a gay thing?

325
00:13:41,613 --> 00:13:43,788
'Cause the way Nicole be
slanging my ass

326
00:13:43,926 --> 00:13:45,686
in the street,
she just be slinging.

327
00:13:45,825 --> 00:13:47,965
-Yeah, you like it?
-You know I like that shit.

328
00:13:48,103 --> 00:13:49,690
You know I like that shit.

329
00:13:49,829 --> 00:13:51,175
-Hey, baby.
-Hey.

330
00:13:51,313 --> 00:13:53,729
I mean, it can be
if you with the right person.

331
00:13:53,867 --> 00:13:55,144
Okay.

332
00:13:55,282 --> 00:13:56,697
You ready to help
Shyra fix her life?

333
00:13:56,836 --> 00:13:58,182
Is that what we're doing?

334
00:13:58,320 --> 00:13:59,597
I thought we were
just helping her ass move.

335
00:13:59,735 --> 00:14:01,841
Nah. Look, pour up.
I need a shot right now.

336
00:14:01,979 --> 00:14:03,290
Y'all drinking
before we move?

337
00:14:03,428 --> 00:14:04,982
Hell, yeah.Hell, yeah. Help us out.

338
00:14:05,120 --> 00:14:06,811
Nigga, don't act like
you don't know.

339
00:14:06,949 --> 00:14:08,606
You know, I can't deal with all
this drama like Mahogany could.

340
00:14:08,744 --> 00:14:10,988
I'm just glad
she ain't asked to stay with us.

341
00:14:11,126 --> 00:14:12,472
I know.
I cannot deal.

342
00:14:12,610 --> 00:14:14,888
She's still on her
broken-hearted girl shit

343
00:14:15,026 --> 00:14:16,683
over the Mahogany
and Rodney shit.

344
00:14:16,821 --> 00:14:19,272
Yeah, well, she's been super
stressed about graduation.

345
00:14:19,410 --> 00:14:21,412
Hell, I'm trying
to graduate, too.

346
00:14:21,550 --> 00:14:22,516
Trying?
Hm.

347
00:14:22,654 --> 00:14:24,553
Nigga, what now.

348
00:14:24,691 --> 00:14:26,900
Girl, I got let go
from my internship because

349
00:14:27,038 --> 00:14:28,764
of a sugar baby exposure.

350
00:14:28,902 --> 00:14:30,421
Ooh.

351
00:14:30,559 --> 00:14:32,630
Your daddy
gonna kick your ass.

352
00:14:32,768 --> 00:14:33,942
Girl, I ain't stressing.

353
00:14:34,080 --> 00:14:35,598
Unlike, Shyra stressing
over the small

354
00:14:35,736 --> 00:14:38,153
and the big shit,
then judging us.

355
00:14:38,290 --> 00:14:40,224
Damn.
Tell us how you really feel.

356
00:14:40,362 --> 00:14:41,915
I did.
He ain't lying.

357
00:14:42,053 --> 00:14:43,192
[Cellphone chimes]

358
00:14:43,330 --> 00:14:45,815
Who is this?
This better not be little...

359
00:14:45,954 --> 00:14:46,886
Shyra.
Shyra.

360
00:14:47,024 --> 00:14:48,922
Speaking of the damn devil.

361
00:14:49,060 --> 00:14:50,199
Well...

362
00:14:50,337 --> 00:14:52,892
Y'all, let's go help
our friend move.

363
00:14:53,030 --> 00:14:54,307
We gonna need that bottle.

364
00:14:54,445 --> 00:14:56,481
I'm the only one moving.Yeah, you are.

365
00:14:56,619 --> 00:14:58,449
If you think I'm about to lift
a finger other than this bottle.

366
00:14:58,587 --> 00:14:59,899
Misha: Look at what I got on.
Uh-uh.

367
00:15:00,037 --> 00:15:01,486
I ain't helping her do shit.
-Likely.

368
00:15:01,624 --> 00:15:03,695
♪ Hey, please do not
text to me ♪

369
00:15:03,833 --> 00:15:05,076
♪ I'm trying to get it ♪

370
00:15:05,214 --> 00:15:07,320
♪ Working to become
the best in me ♪

371
00:15:07,458 --> 00:15:09,736
Because if it's brown,
pour it down.

372
00:15:09,874 --> 00:15:11,186
Hey, hey,Bam, bam, bam.

373
00:15:11,324 --> 00:15:12,635
Y'all got some
motherfucking nerve, nigga.

374
00:15:12,773 --> 00:15:14,361
Why you'll dressed up
to go out afterward?

375
00:15:14,499 --> 00:15:16,087
Girl,
I don't do manual labor.

376
00:15:16,225 --> 00:15:18,918
I do logistics,
and I am going out afterwards.

377
00:15:19,056 --> 00:15:20,229
I need to drown
my sorrows.

378
00:15:20,367 --> 00:15:22,473
Mnh-mnh. And I'm on drinks.
[Chuckles]

379
00:15:22,611 --> 00:15:24,302
Now, Shyra,
I got a question.Mm?

380
00:15:24,440 --> 00:15:26,753
How did you manage to pull off
this house last minute?

381
00:15:26,891 --> 00:15:28,513
Or are you going to be on
first 48.

382
00:15:28,651 --> 00:15:29,859
No, Reign.

383
00:15:29,998 --> 00:15:31,068
My undergrad advisor
hooked me up

384
00:15:31,206 --> 00:15:32,724
with some homegirl
named Evette.

385
00:15:32,862 --> 00:15:34,381
Yeah, she's moving back out west
and needed a house sitter,

386
00:15:34,519 --> 00:15:36,487
so thanks
for the advice speech.

387
00:15:36,625 --> 00:15:38,178
This bitch done slip
and landed

388
00:15:38,316 --> 00:15:39,973
a deluxe apartment
in the sky.

389
00:15:40,111 --> 00:15:42,251
It's actually a house.

390
00:15:42,389 --> 00:15:43,632
But I only met Evette
over the phone,

391
00:15:43,770 --> 00:15:45,220
and I only seen
a virtual tour.

392
00:15:45,358 --> 00:15:46,635
Oh, this bitch is moving
in the crack house.

393
00:15:46,773 --> 00:15:49,120
-Or a porn studio.
-Hey, guys, hey, guys --

394
00:15:49,258 --> 00:15:51,260
Hey, hey, hey.
Who got a porn studio?

395
00:15:51,398 --> 00:15:52,882
Oh, my God. Why the fuck?What's up, y'all?

396
00:15:53,021 --> 00:15:54,505
Reign: What's up?

397
00:15:54,643 --> 00:15:56,679
Shyra, let's be real.
Your ass moving to a nunnery.

398
00:15:56,817 --> 00:15:59,199
It's a convent, dummy.
Also, who invited you?

399
00:15:59,337 --> 00:16:02,030
Yo, Mahogany and Rodney asked me
to swing by. Damn.

400
00:16:02,168 --> 00:16:04,998
Hot damn. Is everyone talked
to Mahogany except for me?

401
00:16:05,136 --> 00:16:06,517
Girl, life be lifing.

402
00:16:06,655 --> 00:16:08,277
We can't get mad when
we actually get what we want.

403
00:16:08,415 --> 00:16:10,141
And we don't apologize
for being booked, bitch.

404
00:16:10,279 --> 00:16:12,454
But next time,
you need to hire movers.

405
00:16:12,592 --> 00:16:14,352
Don't worry, Shyra.
Unlike them two,

406
00:16:14,490 --> 00:16:15,560
I actually
came here to help.

407
00:16:15,698 --> 00:16:17,183
See? Thank you, Z.

408
00:16:17,321 --> 00:16:19,633
Because my little refund check
damn sure doesn't cover movers.

409
00:16:19,771 --> 00:16:21,049
Mnh-mnh.

410
00:16:21,187 --> 00:16:22,360
Derek, give me a hand.

411
00:16:22,498 --> 00:16:25,743
I got you, bro.Oh, he is thick.

412
00:16:25,881 --> 00:16:26,744
I'm going now.

413
00:16:26,882 --> 00:16:29,436
Hey, close your mouth.

414
00:16:29,574 --> 00:16:31,404
I can't look?

415
00:16:31,542 --> 00:16:32,681
You got plenty to look at.

416
00:16:32,819 --> 00:16:34,441
[Laughs] I do.

417
00:16:34,579 --> 00:16:36,996
Ooh, it's really giving
"Waiting To Exhale"

418
00:16:37,134 --> 00:16:38,342
when Loretta Devine
was walking away.

419
00:16:38,480 --> 00:16:40,516
She was like.
[Chuckles]

420
00:16:40,654 --> 00:16:42,035
Is he watching me?

421
00:16:42,173 --> 00:16:44,382
He is.Is he watching?

422
00:16:44,520 --> 00:16:45,728
Girl, this little
softcore fantasy

423
00:16:45,866 --> 00:16:48,007
ain't got nothing on
my Fans Only feed.

424
00:16:48,145 --> 00:16:50,147
Bitch.
Unh-unh.

425
00:16:50,285 --> 00:16:52,321
You need
to share the passwords.

426
00:16:52,459 --> 00:16:54,323
Selfish.Unh-unh, get somebody
else to do it.

427
00:16:54,461 --> 00:16:55,669
Come on, baby.
Get this.

428
00:16:55,807 --> 00:16:57,119
-You get this.
-Girl, this your shit.

429
00:16:57,257 --> 00:16:58,534
Pick that up
and put it on the truck.

430
00:16:58,672 --> 00:17:00,226
And you my best friend.
Help me pick it up.

431
00:17:00,364 --> 00:17:02,435
-Oh, baby, I ain't doing that.
-He don't that.

432
00:17:02,573 --> 00:17:03,953
Not with that
sweater vest on.

433
00:17:04,092 --> 00:17:05,058
[Laughs]

434
00:17:05,195 --> 00:17:06,369
♪ The thing about me ♪

435
00:17:06,508 --> 00:17:08,060
Reign: Okay, Shyra.
Not too bad.

436
00:17:08,199 --> 00:17:09,787
After the club,
you hosting a turn up.

437
00:17:09,925 --> 00:17:11,202
[Laughs]Hey, hey.

438
00:17:11,339 --> 00:17:13,135
Hey, turn it down.
Okay?

439
00:17:13,272 --> 00:17:15,103
I don't want to give
Evette a bad impression.

440
00:17:15,241 --> 00:17:16,621
A bad impression?

441
00:17:16,759 --> 00:17:18,347
Girl, you need to be less
Judge Judy

442
00:17:18,484 --> 00:17:20,073
and more ease of flow Rere

443
00:17:20,211 --> 00:17:21,522
That part.

444
00:17:21,661 --> 00:17:23,076
Speaking of good impressions,
I need all y'all

445
00:17:23,214 --> 00:17:24,387
to pull up
to my new gym,

446
00:17:24,526 --> 00:17:26,424
go to my clientele
and my bank account.

447
00:17:26,561 --> 00:17:27,701
What happened
to your other spot?

448
00:17:27,839 --> 00:17:30,083
Oh, fuck that place.
I own this one.

449
00:17:30,221 --> 00:17:32,016
Guess where it's at?Boy, we do not care.

450
00:17:32,154 --> 00:17:34,191
Right?
[Laughs]

451
00:17:34,329 --> 00:17:36,055
It's in the plaza
where Deliah's is.

452
00:17:36,193 --> 00:17:38,333
Kaleb's bar.Kaleb?

453
00:17:38,471 --> 00:17:39,679
Okay, caring a little more.

454
00:17:39,817 --> 00:17:40,956
I bet your ass do.

455
00:17:41,094 --> 00:17:42,130
Now, his girl got pregnant.

456
00:17:42,268 --> 00:17:43,372
They moved back to Chicago.

457
00:17:43,510 --> 00:17:45,064
But his business partner,
Brandon,

458
00:17:45,202 --> 00:17:47,376
dude's a little uptight
but he's cool.

459
00:17:47,514 --> 00:17:48,929
I work up there
a couple nights a week.

460
00:17:49,068 --> 00:17:52,899
Derek, you got 50-11 jobs.
Nigga, is rent that high?

461
00:17:53,037 --> 00:17:54,521
Hell, yeah.
And shit.

462
00:17:54,659 --> 00:17:56,834
You never know with some unknown
expense is going to pop up.

463
00:17:56,972 --> 00:17:58,801
When you work again?Tonight.

464
00:17:58,939 --> 00:18:01,528
Y'all should pull up.
First round's on me.

465
00:18:01,666 --> 00:18:03,151
Misha and Reign: Oh, we're in.

466
00:18:03,289 --> 00:18:04,600
No.
No, we're not.

467
00:18:04,738 --> 00:18:06,223
Let me go ahead
and take this truck back.

468
00:18:06,361 --> 00:18:08,328
Okay. I'm going to call you.Ah, great timing.

469
00:18:08,466 --> 00:18:10,468
Look, I really, really,
really love y'all.

470
00:18:10,606 --> 00:18:12,332
No, I do.
I know.

471
00:18:12,470 --> 00:18:13,782
Look,
you ain't got to go home.

472
00:18:13,920 --> 00:18:15,542
Now get the fuck
up out of here.Girl.

473
00:18:15,680 --> 00:18:17,337
Damn, bitch.Get your hands off of me.

474
00:18:17,475 --> 00:18:19,270
This hoe is not trying
to kick us out

475
00:18:19,408 --> 00:18:21,445
after we done
"12 Years a Slave" for her ass.

476
00:18:21,583 --> 00:18:23,378
Look, I'm just trying to tidy
up before Evette gets back.

477
00:18:23,516 --> 00:18:24,724
You not coming to the bar?

478
00:18:24,862 --> 00:18:26,208
I thought you was
paying for drinks.

479
00:18:26,346 --> 00:18:27,830
Yeah, I got five on it.$5, Shyra?

480
00:18:27,968 --> 00:18:30,178
You cheap as fuck.It's going to be $4.

481
00:18:30,316 --> 00:18:31,213
Okay, Derek, hook it up.

482
00:18:31,351 --> 00:18:33,629
I got y'all,
first round.

483
00:18:33,767 --> 00:18:36,149
Free.
Everybody, skidoodle.

484
00:18:36,287 --> 00:18:37,599
Let's get the fuck up
out of here.

485
00:18:37,737 --> 00:18:39,532
Go ahead, go ahead.
Get the steppin'.

486
00:18:39,670 --> 00:18:40,912
See how they do
when you help them at?Get the steppin'.

487
00:18:41,050 --> 00:18:43,329
Yes, mm-hmm.
Get the steppin'

488
00:18:43,467 --> 00:18:44,813
Marking up my floors.
Damn.

489
00:18:44,951 --> 00:18:47,022
Reign: Girl, you need to mop
these floors.

490
00:18:47,160 --> 00:18:48,437
[Chuckles] Goodbye.

491
00:18:48,575 --> 00:18:49,956
♪ Beach house ♪

492
00:18:50,094 --> 00:18:51,026
♪ Bring all of your friends ♪

493
00:18:51,164 --> 00:18:53,373
♪ Go and reach out ♪

494
00:18:53,511 --> 00:18:54,892
Where's the cute bartender?

495
00:18:55,030 --> 00:18:56,307
I mean,
the drinks ain't shit,

496
00:18:56,445 --> 00:18:58,999
but Lisa makes them fast
and with a smile.

497
00:18:59,138 --> 00:19:00,208
Listen.
What you want your drink?

498
00:19:00,346 --> 00:19:01,657
To taste good, be fast

499
00:19:01,795 --> 00:19:03,280
or you want me
to flirt with you?

500
00:19:03,418 --> 00:19:06,421
You can choose two.
[Chuckles]

501
00:19:06,559 --> 00:19:08,595
Hey, sweetie.
My bad, B.

502
00:19:08,733 --> 00:19:09,976
I got tied up, bro.Bro, listen.

503
00:19:10,114 --> 00:19:11,391
Listen, I don't care
what you do

504
00:19:11,529 --> 00:19:12,772
in that gym upstairs,
I just need you to be here

505
00:19:12,910 --> 00:19:14,325
when you say you're going
to be here, man.

506
00:19:14,463 --> 00:19:15,740
Bro, I'm out here
doing favors to your ass

507
00:19:15,878 --> 00:19:17,294
left and right
and still catching phase.

508
00:19:17,432 --> 00:19:18,847
Want me to head out?
My bad.

509
00:19:18,985 --> 00:19:20,987
Oh, no, no, no, no. Running this
bar short staffed

510
00:19:21,125 --> 00:19:22,264
is kicking my ass.

511
00:19:22,402 --> 00:19:23,645
For you.

512
00:19:23,783 --> 00:19:24,922
Bro, starting a biz
from the ground up

513
00:19:25,060 --> 00:19:26,475
is hard as a motherfucker.

514
00:19:26,613 --> 00:19:29,478
I told Kaleb doing this shit in
L.A. would be goofy.

515
00:19:29,616 --> 00:19:30,893
No risk, no reward.
Right?

516
00:19:31,031 --> 00:19:32,654
I need that reward
to start kicking in soon

517
00:19:32,792 --> 00:19:34,863
because a brother is tired
of scratching and surviving.

518
00:19:35,001 --> 00:19:37,314
Need to do more
flourishing and thriving.

519
00:19:37,452 --> 00:19:38,660
Come meet my people.

520
00:19:38,798 --> 00:19:40,075
Alright, one second.

521
00:19:40,213 --> 00:19:42,077
Be right back.

522
00:19:42,215 --> 00:19:44,631
Misha: Oh, this seem so nice.Reign: Oh, I'm loving
the upgrade.

523
00:19:44,769 --> 00:19:47,772
Greens everywhere.
Look like a jungle.

524
00:19:47,910 --> 00:19:49,084
I feel fancy up there.

525
00:19:49,222 --> 00:19:50,982
It is bougie, ain't it?It's bougie as fuck.

526
00:19:51,120 --> 00:19:52,570
Lamp's got lace front.

527
00:19:52,708 --> 00:19:56,091
[Laughter]

528
00:19:56,229 --> 00:19:57,265
That lace dress.
Okay.

529
00:19:57,403 --> 00:19:58,473
Look at these
IKEA pillows.

530
00:19:58,611 --> 00:20:00,854
These ain't IKEA pellows.
Hm.

531
00:20:00,992 --> 00:20:02,097
"Pellows?"
Pillows.

532
00:20:02,235 --> 00:20:03,719
You drunk already?I'm drunk.

533
00:20:03,857 --> 00:20:05,859
You always coming
somewhere drunk.I'm fucked up already.

534
00:20:05,997 --> 00:20:07,654
Speaking of, where's the drinks?
I'm thirsty.

535
00:20:07,792 --> 00:20:10,139
-Yo, what's up, y'all?
-Yo.

536
00:20:10,278 --> 00:20:11,520
First round is on me.

537
00:20:11,658 --> 00:20:13,660
Do not forget to tip,
and not $5.

538
00:20:13,798 --> 00:20:15,248
Boy,
ain't nobody tipping you.

539
00:20:15,386 --> 00:20:16,801
You don't even know
how to make drinks.

540
00:20:16,939 --> 00:20:18,458
Anyways, there's free drinks,
so be thankful.

541
00:20:18,596 --> 00:20:20,011
Everybody, this is my boy,
Brandon.

542
00:20:20,149 --> 00:20:21,875
Brandon, this everybody.Brandon: What's going on, y'all?

543
00:20:22,013 --> 00:20:23,394
Hey, Brandon.What's up, Brandon.

544
00:20:23,532 --> 00:20:24,947
-Hey, Brandon.
-What's up? What's up?

545
00:20:25,085 --> 00:20:26,604
Listen, if you know anybody
that's looking for a job

546
00:20:26,742 --> 00:20:29,158
right now,
we are hiring all positions.

547
00:20:29,297 --> 00:20:30,953
Do they need
any experience?

548
00:20:31,091 --> 00:20:32,817
In case we know
somebody that's looking?

549
00:20:32,955 --> 00:20:35,579
No, not really.
Just somebody with a good energy

550
00:20:35,717 --> 00:20:37,650
and somebody that can keep
people coming back regularly.

551
00:20:37,788 --> 00:20:39,928
Oh, I have a feeling
we'll be back regularly.

552
00:20:40,066 --> 00:20:43,000
Come here.
Come here.

553
00:20:43,138 --> 00:20:45,002
You got a girlfriend?It was nice meeting y'all.

554
00:20:45,140 --> 00:20:48,419
You want one?I got to get back to work.

555
00:20:48,557 --> 00:20:50,041
-Take care, Brandon.
-Yes, sir.

556
00:20:50,179 --> 00:20:51,526
Misha: Damn.

557
00:20:51,664 --> 00:20:53,666
I'm gonna fuck the shit
out of that nigga.

558
00:20:53,804 --> 00:20:55,875
Oh, girl.
Get out. Get...

559
00:20:56,013 --> 00:20:59,534
♪♪

560
00:20:59,672 --> 00:21:01,639
Jamal, boy.
Put me down.

561
00:21:01,777 --> 00:21:03,089
You wanted me to carry
you, right?

562
00:21:03,227 --> 00:21:04,849
I, actually --
Hey, guys!

563
00:21:04,987 --> 00:21:07,300
Bitch, you scared
the shit out of me.

564
00:21:07,438 --> 00:21:09,509
Shyra, right.Yeah, sorry.

565
00:21:09,647 --> 00:21:11,546
I usually don't make
a lot of noise.

566
00:21:11,684 --> 00:21:12,892
That's a good thing.

567
00:21:13,030 --> 00:21:14,342
Oh, my gosh.
You guys are married?

568
00:21:14,480 --> 00:21:15,688
Congratulations.

569
00:21:15,826 --> 00:21:17,172
Baby, can you put
this upstairs for me.

570
00:21:17,310 --> 00:21:20,071
Yeah.
And nice to meet you, shorty.

571
00:21:20,209 --> 00:21:21,349
You, too.

572
00:21:21,487 --> 00:21:22,660
Thank you for my stuff.

573
00:21:22,798 --> 00:21:24,213
I'm gonna run you a bath.

574
00:21:24,352 --> 00:21:26,526
Us.
Ooh.

575
00:21:29,253 --> 00:21:30,599
Married?

576
00:21:30,737 --> 00:21:33,982
Girl, this house
costs more than any old ring.

577
00:21:34,120 --> 00:21:36,812
Plus, Jamal's schedule
is kind of wishy washy,

578
00:21:36,950 --> 00:21:39,194
so he makes up for it
with big gestures.

579
00:21:39,332 --> 00:21:42,542
We both love each other,
so that's all that matters.

580
00:21:42,680 --> 00:21:44,889
Does he stay here often?

581
00:21:45,027 --> 00:21:46,201
Unfortunately not.

582
00:21:46,339 --> 00:21:48,824
So that means you'll have
the place to yourself.

583
00:21:48,962 --> 00:21:51,171
Dean Hicks told me
you were very trustworthy,

584
00:21:51,310 --> 00:21:53,691
so I got her word for it.

585
00:21:53,829 --> 00:21:56,004
You vetted me?
Fuck, yeah.

586
00:21:56,142 --> 00:21:58,489
Look, I just needed somebody
that I could trust

587
00:21:58,627 --> 00:22:00,008
with all
my expensive shit,

588
00:22:00,146 --> 00:22:03,770
and you got the little
wholesome look going on.

589
00:22:03,908 --> 00:22:06,083
Plus, I got people
that could pull up

590
00:22:06,221 --> 00:22:07,602
if anything
goes missing.

591
00:22:07,740 --> 00:22:09,811
No, no, you don't got
to worry about that with me.

592
00:22:09,949 --> 00:22:11,571
Are you going out
or staying in?

593
00:22:11,709 --> 00:22:13,366
I just don't want to disturb you
with all my unpacking.

594
00:22:13,504 --> 00:22:15,817
Girl, once I go upstairs
and fuck his brains out,

595
00:22:15,955 --> 00:22:18,647
we'll both be sleeping
and dead to the world.

596
00:22:18,785 --> 00:22:19,993
Okay?
Got it.

597
00:22:20,131 --> 00:22:22,444
Do you, boo.
Okay.

598
00:22:22,582 --> 00:22:26,793
Nice meeting you.You, too.

599
00:22:26,931 --> 00:22:28,381
♪ Was I that lost? ♪

600
00:22:28,519 --> 00:22:29,831
♪ Every time that ass
got tossed ♪

601
00:22:29,969 --> 00:22:31,695
♪ Every time you made the call ♪

602
00:22:31,833 --> 00:22:33,628
♪ I was right there,
and I'm wild ♪

603
00:22:33,766 --> 00:22:35,492
♪ Now I see you moving on ♪

604
00:22:35,630 --> 00:22:37,183
♪ Doing things
that we was on ♪

605
00:22:37,321 --> 00:22:40,531
♪ Telling me
that you're involved ♪

606
00:22:40,669 --> 00:22:45,156
♪ Yeah, is your new nigga
this nasty? ♪

607
00:22:45,294 --> 00:22:48,746
♪ Does he lick you up like me? ♪

608
00:22:48,884 --> 00:22:52,750
♪ We was just happy, girl,
last week ♪

609
00:22:52,888 --> 00:22:55,304
♪ That's why I'm being extra ♪

610
00:22:55,443 --> 00:22:57,134
♪ Extra ♪

611
00:22:57,272 --> 00:22:59,170
♪ Oh, extra ♪

612
00:22:59,308 --> 00:23:00,862
♪ Extra ♪

613
00:23:01,000 --> 00:23:03,796
♪ No accident that I see you
all the time, babe ♪

614
00:23:03,934 --> 00:23:05,625
♪ Why you being extra? ♪

615
00:23:05,763 --> 00:23:08,973
[Water splashing]

616
00:23:09,111 --> 00:23:13,322
[Both moaning loudly]

617
00:23:13,461 --> 00:23:15,670
Okay...

618
00:23:15,808 --> 00:23:18,845
♪ Why you being extra? ♪

619
00:23:18,983 --> 00:23:20,019
♪ Oh ♪

620
00:23:20,157 --> 00:23:22,193
[Jamal screams loudly]

621
00:23:22,331 --> 00:23:24,195
Okay.

622
00:23:24,333 --> 00:23:26,197
♪ Oh, extra ♪

623
00:23:26,335 --> 00:23:27,889
♪ Oh, extra ♪

624
00:23:28,027 --> 00:23:30,063
Fuck.

625
00:23:30,201 --> 00:23:31,582
♪ Oh ♪

626
00:23:31,720 --> 00:23:34,827
♪ Oh, extra ♪♪

627
00:23:34,965 --> 00:23:37,001
♪ Drank Elliante ♪

628
00:23:37,139 --> 00:23:39,279
♪ Pumped, now I'm feeling
like Harry Belafonte ♪

629
00:23:39,418 --> 00:23:41,730
[Indistinct conversations]

630
00:23:41,868 --> 00:23:43,732
Yo, D, you know
how to fix a soda gun?

631
00:23:43,870 --> 00:23:46,942
Bro, it's your bar.
Figure it out.

632
00:23:47,080 --> 00:23:48,979
Alright, well, don't let me
distract you, then.

633
00:23:49,117 --> 00:23:51,050
I'll figure it out.

634
00:23:53,570 --> 00:23:55,606
Fuck.
What's up with this shit.

635
00:23:57,574 --> 00:23:58,816
Oh, shit!
Damn!

636
00:23:58,954 --> 00:24:01,440
Look, this your bar.
Figure the shit out, dawg.

637
00:24:01,578 --> 00:24:03,476
Come on.

638
00:24:03,614 --> 00:24:04,995
I got a shirt in the back.
I'll be back.

639
00:24:05,133 --> 00:24:06,824
Misha: Oh, that's
just what the Valley need.

640
00:24:06,962 --> 00:24:09,275
A place where black folk can go
and see some hot men.

641
00:24:09,413 --> 00:24:11,898
If Brandon and Derek
are selling sex, I am buying.

642
00:24:12,036 --> 00:24:13,831
Hold on. Wait a minute.
Derek?

643
00:24:13,969 --> 00:24:15,281
Oh, did I say Derek?Yes, Derek.

644
00:24:15,419 --> 00:24:16,869
Oh, that's Community dick.
I didn't mean that.

645
00:24:17,007 --> 00:24:18,629
Okay, 'cause you lost me
for a second, okay?

646
00:24:18,767 --> 00:24:21,252
I lost myself.Oh, girl.

647
00:24:31,331 --> 00:24:33,506
[Car door closes]

648
00:24:35,784 --> 00:24:40,651
♪ You tell me I gotta be ♪

649
00:24:40,789 --> 00:24:43,654
♪ I'm on the move,
and I can't shut down ♪

650
00:24:43,792 --> 00:24:45,276
[Record scratches]

651
00:24:45,414 --> 00:24:48,176
Course, Derek works
at the Black Chippendales.

652
00:24:52,180 --> 00:24:53,215
What's up, y'all?

653
00:24:53,353 --> 00:24:54,872
-Hey.
-Hey.

654
00:24:55,010 --> 00:24:57,910
So, Biff the Body
is the new owner?[Laughter]

655
00:24:58,048 --> 00:24:59,532
His name is Brandon.
Do you want us to introduce you?

656
00:24:59,670 --> 00:25:01,638
Why?
Do I need to be hooked up?

657
00:25:01,776 --> 00:25:03,674
Oh, girl. You been doing
bad all by yourself?

658
00:25:03,812 --> 00:25:04,848
Why not?
You shy?

659
00:25:04,986 --> 00:25:06,435
Cause I don't approach men,
Mish.

660
00:25:06,574 --> 00:25:08,783
That's it.
It's been 50-11 days,

661
00:25:08,921 --> 00:25:10,888
umpteen hours, 13 minutes
since I had some dick

662
00:25:11,026 --> 00:25:12,614
that wasn't detachable.

663
00:25:12,752 --> 00:25:14,133
Damn, I miss Adam.
Okay.

664
00:25:14,271 --> 00:25:17,101
And on that note,
I'mma bid y'all adieu.

665
00:25:17,239 --> 00:25:19,656
I'm going! Bye!
I'll text y'all!

666
00:25:19,794 --> 00:25:21,692
-Alright. See you.
-Bye.

667
00:25:21,830 --> 00:25:24,108
Misha: Bye!

668
00:25:24,246 --> 00:25:25,834
Oh, she's drunk as fuck.

669
00:25:25,972 --> 00:25:27,767
She's drunk.[Laughter]

670
00:25:27,905 --> 00:25:30,045
That's weird.Yo, think about
how much money

671
00:25:30,183 --> 00:25:32,220
USC is making
from this table alone.

672
00:25:32,358 --> 00:25:33,842
You know, I saw they had a lot
of alumni events

673
00:25:33,980 --> 00:25:35,499
on their calendar schedule.Mm-hmm.

674
00:25:35,637 --> 00:25:36,742
Doubt I'll be able to go.

675
00:25:36,880 --> 00:25:37,777
I was actually asked
to chair

676
00:25:37,915 --> 00:25:38,985
some of those events.

677
00:25:39,123 --> 00:25:40,884
We should all
get together more.

678
00:25:41,022 --> 00:25:42,195
Do you guys have
any cute friends

679
00:25:42,333 --> 00:25:44,577
that are,
you know, straight?

680
00:25:44,715 --> 00:25:47,304
So limited, Shyra.
Why not try bi?

681
00:25:47,442 --> 00:25:48,892
Oh, he--Close your mouth.

682
00:25:49,030 --> 00:25:50,272
I was just playing.

683
00:25:50,410 --> 00:25:51,515
Let me know
when you're ready to go

684
00:25:51,653 --> 00:25:53,068
because I have some things

685
00:25:53,206 --> 00:25:54,518
to do by
the end of the night.

686
00:25:54,656 --> 00:25:57,452
I hope one of those
things is me.

687
00:25:57,590 --> 00:26:00,179
Well, that'd do it, girl.
Got to go.

688
00:26:00,317 --> 00:26:02,388
Are you kidding me?Got to go. I'm so sorry.

689
00:26:02,526 --> 00:26:03,700
I'm sorry
you got to stay here

690
00:26:03,838 --> 00:26:04,908
and drink them nasty
drinks, girl.

691
00:26:05,046 --> 00:26:07,358
Ziyad: Bye, Shyra.Thank you.

692
00:26:07,496 --> 00:26:09,326
[Chuckles] Great.

693
00:26:13,606 --> 00:26:15,056
Derek, you made these?

694
00:26:15,194 --> 00:26:16,298
Fuck off, Shyra.

695
00:26:16,436 --> 00:26:17,610
Boy, I don't know
how you got this job.

696
00:26:17,748 --> 00:26:18,922
You like a damn parasite.

697
00:26:19,060 --> 00:26:20,751
What other job
do you have, Derek?

698
00:26:20,889 --> 00:26:24,444
♪ She want me to lock it down
but I told her to pass the key ♪

699
00:26:24,583 --> 00:26:27,793
♪ You got to slow it down, baby,
you moving too fast for me ♪

700
00:26:27,931 --> 00:26:29,898
Nobody did it like this,
so they wanted...

701
00:26:30,036 --> 00:26:31,313
One more.

702
00:26:31,451 --> 00:26:33,730
[Grunts]

703
00:26:33,868 --> 00:26:35,248
The shit you can do
when you work out

704
00:26:35,386 --> 00:26:37,043
your pelvic area.

705
00:26:37,181 --> 00:26:38,148
Whoo!

706
00:26:38,286 --> 00:26:41,565
Let's go, girl.
It's your turn.

707
00:26:41,703 --> 00:26:42,980
One set.

708
00:26:43,118 --> 00:26:50,367
♪♪

709
00:26:50,505 --> 00:26:52,300
Oh, shit. There you go.
Get that one, get that one.

710
00:26:52,438 --> 00:26:54,509
Mmm, mmm, mmm, mmm.

711
00:26:54,647 --> 00:26:57,650
Baby, he is thick.

712
00:26:57,788 --> 00:26:59,031
[Chuckles]

713
00:26:59,169 --> 00:27:04,553
♪♪

714
00:27:04,692 --> 00:27:07,142
[ Grunts]

715
00:27:07,280 --> 00:27:09,628
Wait, is that Derek?

716
00:27:09,766 --> 00:27:11,837
Those are his tattoos.Mm-hmm.

717
00:27:11,975 --> 00:27:14,149
Sure is Derek in
all his glory, baby.

718
00:27:14,287 --> 00:27:16,013
Mnh-mnh.
What's gotten into you?

719
00:27:16,151 --> 00:27:18,567
Who's gotten into me
other than you?

720
00:27:18,706 --> 00:27:21,709
I mean, what's up with this
new hypersexual Reign?

721
00:27:21,847 --> 00:27:26,403
That's it?
Mm-hmm.

722
00:27:26,541 --> 00:27:29,026
Is the Sugar Baby app blowing up
your internship hours?

723
00:27:29,164 --> 00:27:32,029
Z, don't mess up the mood.

724
00:27:32,167 --> 00:27:33,237
And no.

725
00:27:33,375 --> 00:27:37,276
I mean, you just
unlocked something in me.

726
00:27:37,414 --> 00:27:39,105
Can we put something else on,
please?

727
00:27:39,243 --> 00:27:41,763
Or matter of fact,
let's just turn this off.

728
00:27:41,901 --> 00:27:43,869
What now?
I thought you wanted to --

729
00:27:44,007 --> 00:27:45,664
What, you thought I wanted
to have sex with you

730
00:27:45,802 --> 00:27:50,151
while listening to the sounds
of your other friend having sex?

731
00:27:50,289 --> 00:27:51,739
It's weird.

732
00:27:51,877 --> 00:27:53,602
[Sensual music playing TV]

733
00:27:53,741 --> 00:27:56,467
♪♪

734
00:27:56,605 --> 00:27:58,366
[Sighs] Prude.Huh?

735
00:27:58,504 --> 00:27:59,574
Huh?

736
00:27:59,712 --> 00:28:05,338
♪♪

737
00:28:05,476 --> 00:28:06,788
[Cellphone chimes]

738
00:28:06,926 --> 00:28:12,518
♪♪

739
00:28:12,656 --> 00:28:15,210
[Gasps] 15 minutes.

740
00:28:24,703 --> 00:28:26,187
[Dramatic music plays]

741
00:28:26,325 --> 00:28:36,128
♪♪

742
00:28:36,266 --> 00:28:45,585
♪♪

743
00:28:45,724 --> 00:28:51,971
♪♪

744
00:28:52,109 --> 00:28:53,870
[Clears throat]

745
00:28:56,631 --> 00:28:57,701
[Mid-tempo music plays]

746
00:28:57,839 --> 00:28:59,945
[Chuckles]

747
00:29:00,083 --> 00:29:03,293
You know I'm not trying
to fight.

748
00:29:03,431 --> 00:29:06,158
I know.

749
00:29:06,296 --> 00:29:09,333
I see you turn that
shit off, though.

750
00:29:09,471 --> 00:29:10,749
Nasty.

751
00:29:10,887 --> 00:29:14,856
Nasty.[Laughing] I mean,
but we can get nasty.

752
00:29:14,994 --> 00:29:20,793
♪♪

753
00:29:20,931 --> 00:29:25,211
♪♪

754
00:29:25,349 --> 00:29:26,488
[Both moaning]

755
00:29:26,626 --> 00:29:28,387
Oh, shit.

756
00:29:28,525 --> 00:29:29,906
Hmm, give me that shit.

757
00:29:30,044 --> 00:29:31,700
Mm-hmm.

758
00:29:31,839 --> 00:29:33,357
Oh, fuck.

759
00:29:33,495 --> 00:29:35,049
Yes.

760
00:29:35,187 --> 00:29:37,292
There you go,
there you go.

761
00:29:37,430 --> 00:29:39,294
Get that shit.
Get that shit.

762
00:29:39,432 --> 00:29:40,848
[Moan] Push that shit.

763
00:29:40,986 --> 00:29:42,470
[Both moaning]

764
00:29:42,608 --> 00:29:43,782
Give me that shit.

765
00:29:43,920 --> 00:29:46,267
♪♪

766
00:29:46,405 --> 00:29:49,788
Oh, fuck.

767
00:29:49,926 --> 00:29:52,135
This season on á La Carte...

768
00:29:52,273 --> 00:29:53,481
Okay,
I don't know if you can tell,

769
00:29:53,619 --> 00:29:56,380
but I am totally out
of my comfort zone here.

770
00:29:56,518 --> 00:29:59,832
[Moaning]

771
00:29:59,970 --> 00:30:01,454
Did you sign off on final

772
00:30:01,592 --> 00:30:04,250
internship hours
for Reign Moore?

773
00:30:05,389 --> 00:30:07,529
I mean, Evette, I don't have
anything that I like.

774
00:30:07,667 --> 00:30:09,014
Abra to motherfucking dabra.

775
00:30:09,152 --> 00:30:11,292
Are you ready
to be a bad bitch too, Shyra?

776
00:30:11,430 --> 00:30:12,603
[Moaning]

777
00:30:12,741 --> 00:30:14,709
Oh, shit. Oh, shit.

778
00:30:14,847 --> 00:30:15,986
Oh, fuck.

779
00:30:16,124 --> 00:30:18,540
[Woman moaning]

780
00:30:18,678 --> 00:30:20,197
Hi, Maureen Devoe.

781
00:30:20,335 --> 00:30:22,579
I'm in town for a meeting
at Capitol Studios.

782
00:30:22,717 --> 00:30:23,752
scouting talent.

783
00:30:23,891 --> 00:30:24,788
I'll have the contract in hand

784
00:30:24,926 --> 00:30:25,893
if you want to stop by.

785
00:30:26,031 --> 00:30:28,619
Ooh, that was dope.

786
00:30:28,757 --> 00:30:31,657
There's a singer/songwriter
showcase coming in a few weeks,

787
00:30:31,795 --> 00:30:34,867
and I plan on walking away
with a few offers.

788
00:30:35,005 --> 00:30:38,008
Reign: Seriously,
We said we do better.

789
00:30:38,146 --> 00:30:41,184
If it's not all of us,
then the shit won't work.

790
00:30:41,322 --> 00:30:42,910
Do you know a situation
like this?

791
00:30:43,048 --> 00:30:44,635
Jamal: Shit, my situation?

792
00:30:44,773 --> 00:30:47,604
I got a wife and a girl.
They both know about each.

793
00:30:47,742 --> 00:30:50,089
Because I got
to watch out for people like.

794
00:30:50,227 --> 00:30:51,850
Because you got
a smart mouth.

795
00:30:51,988 --> 00:30:54,128
I'm going to let that slide
for the benefit of your health.

796
00:30:54,266 --> 00:30:56,682
-This should be fun.
-Mm.

797
00:30:56,820 --> 00:31:00,030
-Oh, shit.
-[Moans]

798
00:31:00,168 --> 00:31:03,206
Man: Y'all, is that serious?

799
00:31:03,344 --> 00:31:05,242
Until you find real love.

800
00:31:05,380 --> 00:31:06,968
Well, how do
You know the love is real?

801
00:31:07,106 --> 00:31:09,315
See, y'all two niggas need to
work on your messages, man.

802
00:31:09,453 --> 00:31:11,283
You missed a preview already.

803
00:31:11,421 --> 00:31:14,148
But if you're down,
maybe we can all

804
00:31:14,286 --> 00:31:16,529
watch the main
feature together.

805
00:31:16,667 --> 00:31:18,635
[Both moaning]

806
00:31:18,773 --> 00:31:20,188
What the fuck is this?

807
00:31:20,326 --> 00:31:21,603
Shyra.

808
00:31:21,741 --> 00:31:23,812
-Ooh.
-Oh, my God.

809
00:31:23,951 --> 00:31:26,815
-♪ 'Cause I just
wanna have fun ♪

810
00:31:26,954 --> 00:31:28,334
♪ Come and beat me up ♪

811
00:31:28,472 --> 00:31:30,026
♪ Meet me at the spot ♪

812
00:31:30,164 --> 00:31:32,925
♪ Up all night,
up to the sunrise ♪

813
00:31:33,063 --> 00:31:34,340
♪ Pop back, cool ♪

814
00:31:34,478 --> 00:31:35,928
♪ Get ready for the ride ♪

815
00:31:36,066 --> 00:31:37,343
♪ Gonna feel good ♪

816
00:31:37,481 --> 00:31:38,931
♪ Mmm, mmm, mmm, mmm ♪

817
00:31:39,069 --> 00:31:40,346
♪ Mmm, mmm, mmm, mmm ♪

818
00:31:40,484 --> 00:31:41,934
♪ Mmm, mmm, mmm, mmm ♪

819
00:31:42,072 --> 00:31:43,591
♪ Gonna feel good ♪

820
00:31:43,729 --> 00:31:45,420
♪ Mmm, mmm, mmm, mmm ♪♪ Gonna feel good ♪

821
00:31:45,558 --> 00:31:47,250
♪ Mmm, mmm, mmm, mmm ♪♪ Gonna feel good ♪

822
00:31:47,388 --> 00:31:49,355
♪ Mmm, mmm, mmm, mmm ♪♪ Gonna feel good ♪

823
00:31:49,493 --> 00:31:50,943
♪ I just wanna have fun ♪

824
00:31:51,081 --> 00:31:52,358
♪ Come and beat me up ♪

825
00:31:52,496 --> 00:31:53,946
♪ Meet me at the spot ♪

826
00:31:54,084 --> 00:31:56,949
♪ Up all night,
up to the sunrise ♪

827
00:31:57,087 --> 00:31:58,364
♪ Pop back, cool ♪

828
00:31:58,502 --> 00:31:59,952
♪ Get ready for the ride ♪

829
00:32:00,090 --> 00:32:01,367
♪ Gonna feel good ♪

830
00:32:01,505 --> 00:32:02,955
♪ Mmm, mmm, mmm, mmm ♪

831
00:32:03,093 --> 00:32:04,370
♪ Mmm, mmm, mmm, mmm ♪

832
00:32:04,508 --> 00:32:05,958
♪ Mmm, mmm, mmm, mmm ♪

833
00:32:06,096 --> 00:32:07,511
♪ Gonna feel good ♪

834
00:32:07,649 --> 00:32:10,376
♪ Don't it feel good,
don't it feel good? ♪

835
00:32:10,514 --> 00:32:12,723
♪ Mmm, mmm, mmm, mmm ♪♪ Don't it feel good? ♪

836
00:32:12,861 --> 00:32:15,657
♪ Don't it feel good,
how you feel? ♪

837
00:32:15,795 --> 00:32:17,004
♪ Turn it up a notch ♪

838
00:32:17,142 --> 00:32:18,695
♪ Pop out clean room ♪

839
00:32:18,833 --> 00:32:19,868
♪ Everyday celebration ♪

840
00:32:20,007 --> 00:32:21,974
♪ Take a trip, vacation ♪

841
00:32:22,112 --> 00:32:23,148
♪ You deserve a day ♪

842
00:32:23,286 --> 00:32:25,322
♪ You deserve a day off ♪

843
00:32:25,460 --> 00:32:26,841
♪ Working for too long ♪

844
00:32:26,979 --> 00:32:28,429
♪ Gotta keep man ♪

845
00:32:28,567 --> 00:32:30,396
♪ Turn my cellphone off,
wait till I get back ♪

846
00:32:30,534 --> 00:32:33,572
♪ Ooh, ooh, oh, yeah ♪

847
00:32:33,710 --> 00:32:35,919
♪ Living my life
with no regrets ♪

848
00:32:36,057 --> 00:32:37,438
♪ Slide title, wake up ♪

849
00:32:37,576 --> 00:32:39,060
♪ Pull up on me ♪♪ Hurry up ♪

850
00:32:39,198 --> 00:32:40,510
♪ We be chilling ♪♪ Hurry up ♪

851
00:32:40,648 --> 00:32:42,063
♪ At the spot ♪♪ What time? ♪

852
00:32:42,201 --> 00:32:43,444
♪ Anytime ♪♪ Wake up ♪

853
00:32:43,582 --> 00:32:45,308
♪ Pull up on me ♪♪ Hurry up ♪

854
00:32:45,446 --> 00:32:46,792
♪ We be cooling ♪♪ Hurry up ♪

855
00:32:46,930 --> 00:32:47,896
♪ Get you a spot ♪♪ Party time ♪

856
00:32:48,035 --> 00:32:48,967
♪ Party time ♪

857
00:32:49,105 --> 00:32:50,899
♪ I just wanna have fun ♪

858
00:32:51,038 --> 00:32:52,418
♪ Come and beat me up ♪

859
00:32:52,556 --> 00:32:54,041
♪ Meet me at the spot ♪

860
00:32:54,179 --> 00:32:56,975
♪ Up all night,
up till the sunrise ♪

861
00:32:57,113 --> 00:32:58,148
♪ Pop back, cool ♪

862
00:32:58,286 --> 00:32:59,839
♪ Get ready for the ride ♪

863
00:32:59,978 --> 00:33:01,358
♪ Gonna feel good ♪

864
00:33:01,496 --> 00:33:03,050
♪ Mmm, mmm, mmm, mmm ♪

865
00:33:03,188 --> 00:33:04,396
♪ Mmm, mmm, mmm, mmm ♪

866
00:33:04,534 --> 00:33:06,087
♪ Mmm, mmm, mmm, mmm ♪

867
00:33:06,225 --> 00:33:07,778
♪ Gonna feel good ♪

868
00:33:07,916 --> 00:33:12,231
♪♪