Last season on "á La Carte"...
Um, [clears throat], I have a confession tonight from me.
Rodney, stop. I don't care how clean your dick is.
I'm not sucking it.
Rodney, that's you and Shyra.
I trusted you.
And then when we get married, I'm supposed to think
that everything is supposed to change?
No, it don't work that way.
I'm not interested in any more talk.
My profile was very clear.
I don't have sex with my clients.
Bullshit!
Cynthia, he's paying 50.
Man: We will be handling his divorce.
I will be co-counsel, of course.
And we have a group of interns here
ready to take care of whatever you need, Mr. Reed.
Well, they all look ready,
like they're prepared to handle anything.
But do we really need all these interns?
Look at you making sure that all the girls
is getting satisfied one vagina at a time.
Ooh. Oh, my God.
Do it again.
Season two is about to start.
I know I'm not spilling all this tea on no recap.
You better go back and binge.
♪♪
[Cellphone rings]
Misha?
Girl, is that you?
[Water running]
Damn, false alarm.
Reign, do you think that Misha actually went to that sex party?
Indeed. That's why she ain't picking up.
She probably getting her back blown out.
I mean, look, ever since Adam and Nicole,
that girl's vagina has been like a choo choo train
that does not seem to stop.
I mean, look, I know she's a freak,
but this time, she's a whole different Misha.
Hold on now, not too much. Niggas change all the time.
Facts. Oh, shit.
Shyra, by the way --Okay, Reign, Misha's not answering.
Goodbye. What?
Yeah, babe. Just like that.
Nikki?
Babe.
Nicole?
Oh, I'm sorry, babe.
I was just trying to find my nipple clips.
I don't know what I did with them.
Oh.
I brought my own. Just in case of emergency.
Perfect.
[Laughs]
This is going to be fun.
I'm gonna try something new.
[Chuckles] Yes.
Are you ready to try?
Where do these go?
Oh, you just relax.
We'll take care of you.
You get one side, I get the other.
That'll do.
♪ Look, I'm back now, back now, back now ♪
♪ Back now, back now ♪
♪ Somebody tell them that we back now ♪
Set up here.
That's good.
Right.[Cellphone chimes]
Hi, Mr. Desk Agent. My bag was delayed coming here.
No, none of that $100 voucher nonsense.
He doesn't know that I work for a prestigious law firm,
and I read all the fine print.
Contract law? I can do in my sleep.
Watch this.
I need to replace you with some Gucci,
clothes from McQueen and skincare products from Kiehl's.
Your reimbursement coverage allows up to $3,500
as long as I have all my receipts,
and I always keep my receipts.
Follow for more info.
Raindrop.
[Sighs]
♪♪
Mahogany, can you please come back
from whack ass Paris, or ask Fabiola
if she need a soon-to-graduate lawyer
to represent Trust Fab International.
The Whyte's bench their star player, bitch.
This shit did not feel right in my spirit.
Hit me back.
[Cellphone chimes]
"Internships signed off due Friday by midnight.
No excuses."
Fuck.
Oh, my God.
[Clears throat]
[Scoffs] Don't you see? I'm trying to do something.
[Scoffs]
Oh, my God.
Hi, Mr. Desk Agent.
♪ Never knew that I would feeling ♪
♪ Never knew my heart was so empty ♪
♪ Don't what made me lose interest ♪
♪ Interest ♪
♪ Found myself falling out of love ♪
♪ You and me, we just ain't in touch ♪
♪ Came to a point where it was enough ♪
♪ I can't take no more, it's too much ♪
Hey, Mahogany.
Look, I know you're probably living your best life right now,
but mine is totally kicking my ass.
I mean, Rodney's gone,
probably for good this time.
And, you know, I thought by having a baby,
it'll make our lives so much more complicated
than it already was.
Hell, I mean, I thought I saved us both,
but now we don't even have a life together,
and...
I just miss you.
And I have no one else to talk to about this, but...
I just miss you.
♪♪
[Sighs]
[Birds chirping]
♪ And I won't be found ♪
♪ I would cross the fire ♪
♪ If I knew that you'll be waiting around. ♪
♪ Well, I ain't sure you're the right one for me ♪
Mr. Whyte, I honestly believe if we lean
more on the ex-wife about the public nature
of her accusations, I can get them to settle out of court.
That's the confidence I told the others
we needed when we decided you're our next junior partner.
Are you serious? Thank you, sir.
With -- with a couple of conditions.
Mm-hmm.I know everything has been above board,
but what did you tell council a few days ago?
Well, I ran into the wife outside the court conveniently,
and I thanked her for the evidence
she provided of all the times
Reed broke their marriage contract.
Things I would have to detail publicly
if this case went to trial.
To put it simply, I asked her how much
is not being embarrassed worth?
So she basically gave us the rope.
Atta boy.
I'm going to have the paperwork sent up here to your new office.
And now that the case is almost over,
I'm going to need you to tie up one more Reigny thing.
♪♪
♪ Fuck it up if you a bad ass bitch ♪
♪ Fuck it up if you like your nigga rich ♪
♪ Fuck it up if your bills paid ♪
♪ Fuck it up like it's your birthday ♪
♪ Money, money on the ground ♪
Why does this song sound familiar?
♪ Bouncing up and down ♪
♪ Say you got cash... ♪[Music stops]
What if I told you that that is a viral remix
to a song that I wrote years ago?
Well, I would tell you to go get a cup of coffee
and stop that active imagination
that your second graders should be having.
You know what? You are a hater.
I'ma let you rock until you roll.
Hmm. Whatever, babe.
[Grunts]
Oh, goodness.
I -- I wanted to talk to you about something.
Oh, God. What do you want to talk about?
Don't look at me like that. Like, I'm crazy.
Now you're the one, just a month ago,
you wanted to make things official.
Officially, ethically, non-monogamous.
That shit is a tongue twister, and not the good kind, okay?
I wanted to pause our little vagina buffet
and into some penis into the relationship.
One with a pulse that's attached to a body
with an actual heart rate.Okay.
Don't start acting like my penises
don't come with pulses.
The last time we had a man in our bedroom was Adam,
and now he's in Miami,
and I need some pump action pleasure.
Okay, girl, look, that's the whole great thing
about this non-monogamous relationship.
We don't have to share everybody.
So do you.
So if I want some dick, I can just go get it?
And we don't have to play together all the time.
As long as you follow my rules.
Okay.
Honesty, even the difficult kind.
Uh-huh. Protect my pussy and respect your pussy.
Yes. And there's one more.
No new peen unless I vetted him first.
Mnh-mnh. I can't do the new penis action.
I just can't do it.
Ever since Destiny's father, I just...
Not for me. I have to get to know them very well first.
But I am glad that she's living with her dad
for the school year.
Well, speaking of random,
I got to go take Shyra to see this random ass apartment.
You know hoes out here still finding shit on Craigslist?
[Laughs]
Well, you know you can tell Shyra that if she needs a job,
she can come work at my adult boutique.
It's Shyra.
I can't even look at her in a straight face
and say "Get a job at Nikki's adult boutique."
Girl, she's a prude.
Well, a job is a job. That's how I look at it.
I mean, that's what I think, but you know how Shyra is.
Okay? Hmm.
I will see you later.
-And... -Oh.
...I want to see that ass later.
Don't start nothin', won't be nothin'.
[Laughs]
♪ Just wanna be a mini me ♪
♪ All these nec-nec just wanna be a mini me ♪
Oh, these cute. I'm gonna have to order these.
His legal team didn't know what to do.
[Laughter]
Oh, it's going to be a great year.
[Laughter]
Okay, so what are we celebrating?
[Both chuckle]
[Clears throat]
Mr. Moore, will you accompany me to my office, please?
Oh, sure.
Following you. Mm-hmm.
It's a celebration, baby.
♪ Your hometown we don't even go to ♪
♪ Tryna get it worldwide, global ♪
♪ Look and I can show you been killin' it since 02 ♪
♪ Skrxlla Skrxlla, the hope man dealer ♪
[Sighs]
What we celebrating?
♪ Still move like 10 men with no fam wit' 'em ♪
I made junior partner.
Oh, my God! Congratulations, baby!
[Laughs] Hey, hey, hey!
Yeah. Okay.
You always doing a little dance in the office.
You know.
Also you still feel like
you're being punished, babe.
So how long are they gonna ice me out?
Indefinitely.
You being involved with a client was too much for them.
The Whytes are terminating your internship.
Wow.
I mean, that's not going to stop a bitch from graduating.
That part.I just need one more sign off on my hours.
I can try to help, but I don't know.
I just got the job.
I mean, letter of recommendation
from a new junior partner isn't bad either.
No, Z, my dad don't give a fuck about
a letter of recommendation.
I need the hours, babe.
You don't understand.What do you want me to do?
Help me.Reign, you are brilliant
when it comes to contract law.
You are, but you're a little messy
when it comes to the personal and private.
Imagine if this goes to trial.
The witnesses call, the interviews, public record?
How do you think that's going to affect your future?
Boy, the public is fucking stupid.
Picking and choosing when to care about folks past.
Yeah, but the legal community
isn't going to turn a blind eye
to those gay for pay and pay for gay apps.
I mean, I wouldn't win hiring.
I'm sorry, babe, but I can't do the hours. It's too risky.
But, you know, I'm going to help if and where I can.
I got you.
Yeah, I know.
You know what? I didn't even want to do
this funky ass family law anyway.
I know. Shit.
I'll find another farm to finish yet?
Don't worry about me.
Hey, you don't work here anymore.
Where's my kiss?
[Chuckles]
You need to grow a little. Oh.
Off to the unemployment line you go.
Uh, too soon.
♪ Love me, love me, love me ♪
Reign: This is why I do it myself.
Ziyad: They messed up.
Get out of here.
Just keep your hand closed the whole time.
[Sighs] Anyway.
You sure you want to give up your Saturday
and help Shyra move?
Acts of service, remember?
Besides, I enjoy things that aren't transactional.
Well, my love language is gifts.
You know, this ass talk Fendi, Gucci, Chanel.
Hey. [Both laugh]
You know, since we started this physical thing,
I'm glad I'm off the celibacy train.
Well, as long as you ain't selling your ass
or your time, I can handle everything else.
My ass? Mm-hmm.
What things?
Everything.
Mm.
Oh, look at you.
Okay, so is PDA a gay thing?
'Cause the way Nicole be slanging my ass
in the street, she just be slinging.
-Yeah, you like it? -You know I like that shit.
You know I like that shit.
-Hey, baby. -Hey.
I mean, it can be if you with the right person.
Okay.
You ready to help Shyra fix her life?
Is that what we're doing?
I thought we were just helping her ass move.
Nah. Look, pour up. I need a shot right now.
Y'all drinking before we move?
Hell, yeah.Hell, yeah. Help us out.
Nigga, don't act like you don't know.
You know, I can't deal with all this drama like Mahogany could.
I'm just glad she ain't asked to stay with us.
I know. I cannot deal.
She's still on her broken-hearted girl shit
over the Mahogany and Rodney shit.
Yeah, well, she's been super stressed about graduation.
Hell, I'm trying to graduate, too.
Trying? Hm.
Nigga, what now.
Girl, I got let go from my internship because
of a sugar baby exposure.
Ooh.
Your daddy gonna kick your ass.
Girl, I ain't stressing.
Unlike, Shyra stressing over the small
and the big shit, then judging us.
Damn. Tell us how you really feel.
I did. He ain't lying.
[Cellphone chimes]
Who is this? This better not be little...
Shyra. Shyra.
Speaking of the damn devil.
Well...
Y'all, let's go help our friend move.
We gonna need that bottle.
I'm the only one moving.Yeah, you are.
If you think I'm about to lift a finger other than this bottle.
Misha: Look at what I got on. Uh-uh.
I ain't helping her do shit. -Likely.
♪ Hey, please do not text to me ♪
♪ I'm trying to get it ♪
♪ Working to become the best in me ♪
Because if it's brown, pour it down.
Hey, hey,Bam, bam, bam.
Y'all got some motherfucking nerve, nigga.
Why you'll dressed up to go out afterward?
Girl, I don't do manual labor.
I do logistics, and I am going out afterwards.
I need to drown my sorrows.
Mnh-mnh. And I'm on drinks. [Chuckles]
Now, Shyra, I got a question.Mm?
How did you manage to pull off this house last minute?
Or are you going to be on first 48.
No, Reign.
My undergrad advisor hooked me up
with some homegirl named Evette.
Yeah, she's moving back out west and needed a house sitter,
so thanks for the advice speech.
This bitch done slip and landed
a deluxe apartment in the sky.
It's actually a house.
But I only met Evette over the phone,
and I only seen a virtual tour.
Oh, this bitch is moving in the crack house.
-Or a porn studio. -Hey, guys, hey, guys --
Hey, hey, hey. Who got a porn studio?
Oh, my God. Why the fuck?What's up, y'all?
Reign: What's up?
Shyra, let's be real. Your ass moving to a nunnery.
It's a convent, dummy. Also, who invited you?
Yo, Mahogany and Rodney asked me to swing by. Damn.
Hot damn. Is everyone talked to Mahogany except for me?
Girl, life be lifing.
We can't get mad when we actually get what we want.
And we don't apologize for being booked, bitch.
But next time, you need to hire movers.
Don't worry, Shyra. Unlike them two,
I actually came here to help.
See? Thank you, Z.
Because my little refund check damn sure doesn't cover movers.
Mnh-mnh.
Derek, give me a hand.
I got you, bro.Oh, he is thick.
I'm going now.
Hey, close your mouth.
I can't look?
You got plenty to look at.
[Laughs] I do.
Ooh, it's really giving "Waiting To Exhale"
when Loretta Devine was walking away.
She was like. [Chuckles]
Is he watching me?
He is.Is he watching?
Girl, this little softcore fantasy
ain't got nothing on my Fans Only feed.
Bitch. Unh-unh.
You need to share the passwords.
Selfish.Unh-unh, get somebody else to do it.
Come on, baby. Get this.
-You get this. -Girl, this your shit.
Pick that up and put it on the truck.
And you my best friend. Help me pick it up.
-Oh, baby, I ain't doing that. -He don't that.
Not with that sweater vest on.
[Laughs]
♪ The thing about me ♪
Reign: Okay, Shyra. Not too bad.
After the club, you hosting a turn up.
[Laughs]Hey, hey.
Hey, turn it down. Okay?
I don't want to give Evette a bad impression.
A bad impression?
Girl, you need to be less Judge Judy
and more ease of flow Rere
That part.
Speaking of good impressions, I need all y'all
to pull up to my new gym,
go to my clientele and my bank account.
What happened to your other spot?
Oh, fuck that place. I own this one.
Guess where it's at?Boy, we do not care.
Right? [Laughs]
It's in the plaza where Deliah's is.
Kaleb's bar.Kaleb?
Okay, caring a little more.
I bet your ass do.
Now, his girl got pregnant.
They moved back to Chicago.
But his business partner, Brandon,
dude's a little uptight but he's cool.
I work up there a couple nights a week.
Derek, you got 50-11 jobs. Nigga, is rent that high?
Hell, yeah. And shit.
You never know with some unknown expense is going to pop up.
When you work again?Tonight.
Y'all should pull up. First round's on me.
Misha and Reign: Oh, we're in.
No. No, we're not.
Let me go ahead and take this truck back.
Okay. I'm going to call you.Ah, great timing.
Look, I really, really, really love y'all.
No, I do. I know.
Look, you ain't got to go home.
Now get the fuck up out of here.Girl.
Damn, bitch.Get your hands off of me.
This hoe is not trying to kick us out
after we done "12 Years a Slave" for her ass.
Look, I'm just trying to tidy up before Evette gets back.
You not coming to the bar?
I thought you was paying for drinks.
Yeah, I got five on it.$5, Shyra?
You cheap as fuck.It's going to be $4.
Okay, Derek, hook it up.
I got y'all, first round.
Free. Everybody, skidoodle.
Let's get the fuck up out of here.
Go ahead, go ahead. Get the steppin'.
See how they do when you help them at?Get the steppin'.
Yes, mm-hmm. Get the steppin'
Marking up my floors. Damn.
Reign: Girl, you need to mop these floors.
[Chuckles] Goodbye.
♪ Beach house ♪
♪ Bring all of your friends ♪
♪ Go and reach out ♪
Where's the cute bartender?
I mean, the drinks ain't shit,
but Lisa makes them fast and with a smile.
Listen. What you want your drink?
To taste good, be fast
or you want me to flirt with you?
You can choose two. [Chuckles]
Hey, sweetie. My bad, B.
I got tied up, bro.Bro, listen.
Listen, I don't care what you do
in that gym upstairs, I just need you to be here
when you say you're going to be here, man.
Bro, I'm out here doing favors to your ass
left and right and still catching phase.
Want me to head out? My bad.
Oh, no, no, no, no. Running this bar short staffed
is kicking my ass.
For you.
Bro, starting a biz from the ground up
is hard as a motherfucker.
I told Kaleb doing this shit in L.A. would be goofy.
No risk, no reward. Right?
I need that reward to start kicking in soon
because a brother is tired of scratching and surviving.
Need to do more flourishing and thriving.
Come meet my people.
Alright, one second.
Be right back.
Misha: Oh, this seem so nice.Reign: Oh, I'm loving the upgrade.
Greens everywhere. Look like a jungle.
I feel fancy up there.
It is bougie, ain't it?It's bougie as fuck.
Lamp's got lace front.
[Laughter]
That lace dress. Okay.
Look at these IKEA pillows.
These ain't IKEA pellows. Hm.
"Pellows?" Pillows.
You drunk already?I'm drunk.
You always coming somewhere drunk.I'm fucked up already.
Speaking of, where's the drinks? I'm thirsty.
-Yo, what's up, y'all? -Yo.
First round is on me.
Do not forget to tip, and not $5.
Boy, ain't nobody tipping you.
You don't even know how to make drinks.
Anyways, there's free drinks, so be thankful.
Everybody, this is my boy, Brandon.
Brandon, this everybody.Brandon: What's going on, y'all?
Hey, Brandon.What's up, Brandon.
-Hey, Brandon. -What's up? What's up?
Listen, if you know anybody that's looking for a job
right now, we are hiring all positions.
Do they need any experience?
In case we know somebody that's looking?
No, not really. Just somebody with a good energy
and somebody that can keep people coming back regularly.
Oh, I have a feeling we'll be back regularly.
Come here. Come here.
You got a girlfriend?It was nice meeting y'all.
You want one?I got to get back to work.
-Take care, Brandon. -Yes, sir.
Misha: Damn.
I'm gonna fuck the shit out of that nigga.
Oh, girl. Get out. Get...
♪♪
Jamal, boy. Put me down.
You wanted me to carry you, right?
I, actually -- Hey, guys!
Bitch, you scared the shit out of me.
Shyra, right.Yeah, sorry.
I usually don't make a lot of noise.
That's a good thing.
Oh, my gosh. You guys are married?
Congratulations.
Baby, can you put this upstairs for me.
Yeah. And nice to meet you, shorty.
You, too.
Thank you for my stuff.
I'm gonna run you a bath.
Us. Ooh.
Married?
Girl, this house costs more than any old ring.
Plus, Jamal's schedule is kind of wishy washy,
so he makes up for it with big gestures.
We both love each other, so that's all that matters.
Does he stay here often?
Unfortunately not.
So that means you'll have the place to yourself.
Dean Hicks told me you were very trustworthy,
so I got her word for it.
You vetted me? Fuck, yeah.
Look, I just needed somebody that I could trust
with all my expensive shit,
and you got the little wholesome look going on.
Plus, I got people that could pull up
if anything goes missing.
No, no, you don't got to worry about that with me.
Are you going out or staying in?
I just don't want to disturb you with all my unpacking.
Girl, once I go upstairs and fuck his brains out,
we'll both be sleeping and dead to the world.
Okay? Got it.
Do you, boo. Okay.
Nice meeting you.You, too.
♪ Was I that lost? ♪
♪ Every time that ass got tossed ♪
♪ Every time you made the call ♪
♪ I was right there, and I'm wild ♪
♪ Now I see you moving on ♪
♪ Doing things that we was on ♪
♪ Telling me that you're involved ♪
♪ Yeah, is your new nigga this nasty? ♪
♪ Does he lick you up like me? ♪
♪ We was just happy, girl, last week ♪
♪ That's why I'm being extra ♪
♪ Extra ♪
♪ Oh, extra ♪
♪ Extra ♪
♪ No accident that I see you all the time, babe ♪
♪ Why you being extra? ♪
[Water splashing]
[Both moaning loudly]
Okay...
♪ Why you being extra? ♪
♪ Oh ♪
[Jamal screams loudly]
Okay.
♪ Oh, extra ♪
Fuck.
♪ Oh ♪
♪ Oh, extra ♪♪
♪ Drank Elliante ♪
♪ Pumped, now I'm feeling like Harry Belafonte ♪
[Indistinct conversations]
Yo, D, you know how to fix a soda gun?
Bro, it's your bar. Figure it out.
Alright, well, don't let me distract you, then.
I'll figure it out.
Fuck. What's up with this shit.
Oh, shit! Damn!
Look, this your bar. Figure the shit out, dawg.
Come on.
I got a shirt in the back. I'll be back.
Misha: Oh, that's just what the Valley need.
A place where black folk can go and see some hot men.
If Brandon and Derek are selling sex, I am buying.
Hold on. Wait a minute. Derek?
Oh, did I say Derek?Yes, Derek.
Oh, that's Community dick. I didn't mean that.
Okay, 'cause you lost me for a second, okay?
I lost myself.Oh, girl.
[Car door closes]
♪ You tell me I gotta be ♪
♪ I'm on the move, and I can't shut down ♪
[Record scratches]
Course, Derek works at the Black Chippendales.
What's up, y'all?
-Hey. -Hey.
So, Biff the Body is the new owner?[Laughter]
His name is Brandon. Do you want us to introduce you?
Why? Do I need to be hooked up?
Oh, girl. You been doing bad all by yourself?
Why not? You shy?
Cause I don't approach men, Mish.
That's it. It's been 50-11 days,
umpteen hours, 13 minutes since I had some dick
that wasn't detachable.
Damn, I miss Adam. Okay.
And on that note, I'mma bid y'all adieu.
I'm going! Bye! I'll text y'all!
-Alright. See you. -Bye.
Misha: Bye!
Oh, she's drunk as fuck.
She's drunk.[Laughter]
That's weird.Yo, think about how much money
USC is making from this table alone.
You know, I saw they had a lot of alumni events
on their calendar schedule.Mm-hmm.
Doubt I'll be able to go.
I was actually asked to chair
some of those events.
We should all get together more.
Do you guys have any cute friends
that are, you know, straight?
So limited, Shyra. Why not try bi?
Oh, he--Close your mouth.
I was just playing.
Let me know when you're ready to go
because I have some things
to do by the end of the night.
I hope one of those things is me.
Well, that'd do it, girl. Got to go.
Are you kidding me?Got to go. I'm so sorry.
I'm sorry you got to stay here
and drink them nasty drinks, girl.
Ziyad: Bye, Shyra.Thank you.
[Chuckles] Great.
Derek, you made these?
Fuck off, Shyra.
Boy, I don't know how you got this job.
You like a damn parasite.
What other job do you have, Derek?
♪ She want me to lock it down but I told her to pass the key ♪
♪ You got to slow it down, baby, you moving too fast for me ♪
Nobody did it like this, so they wanted...
One more.
[Grunts]
The shit you can do when you work out
your pelvic area.
Whoo!
Let's go, girl. It's your turn.
One set.
♪♪
Oh, shit. There you go. Get that one, get that one.
Mmm, mmm, mmm, mmm.
Baby, he is thick.
[Chuckles]
♪♪
[ Grunts]
Wait, is that Derek?
Those are his tattoos.Mm-hmm.
Sure is Derek in all his glory, baby.
Mnh-mnh. What's gotten into you?
Who's gotten into me other than you?
I mean, what's up with this new hypersexual Reign?
That's it? Mm-hmm.
Is the Sugar Baby app blowing up your internship hours?
Z, don't mess up the mood.
And no.
I mean, you just unlocked something in me.
Can we put something else on, please?
Or matter of fact, let's just turn this off.
What now? I thought you wanted to --
What, you thought I wanted to have sex with you
while listening to the sounds of your other friend having sex?
It's weird.
[Sensual music playing TV]
♪♪
[Sighs] Prude.Huh?
Huh?
♪♪
[Cellphone chimes]
♪♪
[Gasps] 15 minutes.
[Dramatic music plays]
♪♪
[Clears throat]
[Mid-tempo music plays]
[Chuckles]
You know I'm not trying to fight.
I know.
I see you turn that shit off, though.
Nasty.
Nasty.[Laughing] I mean, but we can get nasty.
♪♪
[Both moaning]
Oh, shit.
Hmm, give me that shit.
Mm-hmm.
Oh, fuck.
Yes.
There you go, there you go.
Get that shit. Get that shit.
[Moan] Push that shit.
[Both moaning]
Give me that shit.
♪♪
Oh, fuck.
This season on á La Carte...
Okay, I don't know if you can tell,
but I am totally out of my comfort zone here.
[Moaning]
Did you sign off on final
internship hours for Reign Moore?
I mean, Evette, I don't have anything that I like.
Abra to motherfucking dabra.
Are you ready to be a bad bitch too, Shyra?
[Moaning]
Oh, shit. Oh, shit.
Oh, fuck.
[Woman moaning]
Hi, Maureen Devoe.
I'm in town for a meeting at Capitol Studios.
scouting talent.
I'll have the contract in hand
if you want to stop by.
Ooh, that was dope.
There's a singer/songwriter showcase coming in a few weeks,
and I plan on walking away with a few offers.
Reign: Seriously, We said we do better.
If it's not all of us, then the shit won't work.
Do you know a situation like this?
Jamal: Shit, my situation?
I got a wife and a girl. They both know about each.
Because I got to watch out for people like.
Because you got a smart mouth.
I'm going to let that slide for the benefit of your health.
-This should be fun. -Mm.
-Oh, shit. -[Moans]
Man: Y'all, is that serious?
Until you find real love.
Well, how do You know the love is real?
See, y'all two niggas need to work on your messages, man.
You missed a preview already.
But if you're down, maybe we can all
watch the main feature together.
[Both moaning]
What the fuck is this?
Shyra.
-Ooh. -Oh, my God.
-♪ 'Cause I just wanna have fun ♪
♪ Come and beat me up ♪
♪ Meet me at the spot ♪
♪ Up all night, up to the sunrise ♪
♪ Pop back, cool ♪
♪ Get ready for the ride ♪
♪ Gonna feel good ♪
♪ Mmm, mmm, mmm, mmm ♪
♪ Gonna feel good ♪
♪ Mmm, mmm, mmm, mmm ♪♪ Gonna feel good ♪
♪ I just wanna have fun ♪
♪ Come and beat me up ♪
♪ Meet me at the spot ♪
♪ Up all night, up to the sunrise ♪
♪ Pop back, cool ♪
♪ Get ready for the ride ♪
♪ Gonna feel good ♪
♪ Mmm, mmm, mmm, mmm ♪
♪ Gonna feel good ♪
♪ Don't it feel good, don't it feel good? ♪
♪ Mmm, mmm, mmm, mmm ♪♪ Don't it feel good? ♪
♪ Don't it feel good, how you feel? ♪
♪ Turn it up a notch ♪
♪ Pop out clean room ♪
♪ Everyday celebration ♪
♪ Take a trip, vacation ♪
♪ You deserve a day ♪
♪ You deserve a day off ♪
♪ Working for too long ♪
♪ Gotta keep man ♪
♪ Turn my cellphone off, wait till I get back ♪
♪ Ooh, ooh, oh, yeah ♪
♪ Living my life with no regrets ♪
♪ Slide title, wake up ♪
♪ Pull up on me ♪♪ Hurry up ♪
♪ We be chilling ♪♪ Hurry up ♪
♪ At the spot ♪♪ What time? ♪
♪ Anytime ♪♪ Wake up ♪
♪ Pull up on me ♪♪ Hurry up ♪
♪ We be cooling ♪♪ Hurry up ♪
♪ Get you a spot ♪♪ Party time ♪
♪ Party time ♪
♪ I just wanna have fun ♪
♪ Come and beat me up ♪
♪ Meet me at the spot ♪
♪ Up all night, up till the sunrise ♪
♪ Pop back, cool ♪
♪ Get ready for the ride ♪
♪ Gonna feel good ♪
♪ Mmm, mmm, mmm, mmm ♪
♪ Gonna feel good ♪
♪♪