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寶寶很可愛，拜仁
薩彤這名字有甚麼故仔？

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來自大白路

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我完全不知道你講甚麼

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- 但見到你開心，我就開心
- 我其實不開心

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好吧，大家別望他

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- 他想引我們問原因
- 對

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為甚麼？因為查理要公幹三個月

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我要做單親爸爸

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不用讚我偉大

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無人會讚你

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看看她個樣

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你真是靚爆鏡

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你不用上學或培養品格，躺平就得

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她比占美還是蘇蝦仔時細粒得多

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他個頭很大，十歲前每次轉身太快

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都差點失平衡

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搵個人踴躍分享，拜託

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好好珍惜這些日子吧，拜仁

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細路仔大得很快

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真不敢相信，這個明天要畢業了

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真不敢相信他仍然假裝明天會出席

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其實我細個時，爸爸也是這樣

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為人膚淺，但很有魅力

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所以表面上不衰格

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但經常令你無地自容

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你講中了我的心聲

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沒錯

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- 但你攬得我太實
- 我知

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不如留力攬蘇菲？

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我們不夾

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陰功

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你還好吧？

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- 未好返
- 明白

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開始，好吧，誰想講先？

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我講先，阿桑正衰仔

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我沒預到他會來

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而不是去另一個高級支持小組面試

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有間餐廳請了我，所以美食車要結業

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當我垃圾般踢開

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天啊

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好吧，冷靜點，聽到嗎？
這裏不是《笑星救地球》

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- 甚麼鬼？
- 天啊

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我忘了比你年紀大

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簡單來講，是幾個癲佬排排坐

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你在學校掛住屋企就會睇

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既無聊又暴力

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我很懷念它

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好吧，賀希

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我明白你嬲阿桑所謂的衰格行為

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但不如談談你的感受，慢慢拆掂它？

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我知道要怎樣拆掂

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好吧，各位，我們不應這樣解決問題

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老友，別這樣吧

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有事慢慢講

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- 你去死吧
- 賀希，別出手

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砰

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為甚麼次次都甩牙？

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不痛

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應是假牙

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你們有簽生死狀吧？

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我們三個成年兒子，在同一屋簷下

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我非常感恩

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老婆，我們真富有

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親情滿屋

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戴力為甚麼如此感觸？

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他做完手術後一直如是

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- 明白
- 我能說甚麼？講真

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人生苦短

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我想細味每一刻，我們人人都應該

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馬修，你在細味甚麼？

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其實我的波鞋生意超好

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我儲夠錢搬出去

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跟我的老友阿勳同李奧夾租

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還有阿澤

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還有四個陌生人

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你們有幾多間房？

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- 兩間
- 向打飛機說再見吧，兄弟

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我們諗到一個應對系統了

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打飛機時間表，正啊

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溝通得真好

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見吧，社會就是這樣形成的

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- 愛麗斯
- 嗨

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你就快要細味一個重大時刻

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畢業禮，你感覺如何？

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準備好講拜拜

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你可能有所不知
高中不是我最美好的時光

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別講笑了

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你美貌與智慧並重

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車見車載

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我明了，是因為你媽

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可憐的孤兒女

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戴力，別講了

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真的，她沒有媽媽

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我很期待畢業
但我男友拒絕跟我媽一齊坐

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她有點毛手毛腳

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只是一次，她以為你偷了她的電子煙

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她拉低了我條拉鏈

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- 講真，很正常
- 對

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她當然想進一步了解你

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做個男子漢吧

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看看威爾，甚至是馬修

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你是馬修2.0

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你的形象降級了

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你可以搬返去樓上

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威爾滾大了女友個肚

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- 搞錯啊
- 甚麼？

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搞錯啊，兄弟，他跟我們講明要保溫

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是保密

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我就是那個意思

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我走了

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其實我真的要走
所以無論如何都會講出口

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好吧，以為我會先大肚的舉手

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我仍然不敢相信保羅就快走

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保羅，老友，你好嗎？

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我想入去拿蛋白棒

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- 好啊，老友
- 真是好消息

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別再煩我

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- 嘩
- 他沒有我這麼傷心

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對，我會很懷念這裏有陣古縮老人除

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我們可以把他的辦公室變成保羅博物館

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讓學校組團來參觀

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可以叫迪士尼製作他的機械公仔

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反複播著“你們看，我的治療方法

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還有，硬上…”

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唏，保羅沒講你知嗎？

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- 甚麼？
- 是這樣的

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保羅算是把這裏送給我做創傷中心

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正確來講，是我用1美元向他租的

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雖然我應該不會交租，因為他沒有轉數快

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所以沒錯，算是免費

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除非他用轉數快

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但他不會，所以絕對是免費

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- 他把整間中心送給你？
- 沒錯

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- 實在太好了
- 真的嗎？

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保羅和我多年前商量過此事
我無興趣經營

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我只在乎能夠見病人

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在哪裏見都得

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其實我現在已經周圍見病人

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聽我講，這是你的夢想

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是這地方的精彩新一頁

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占美，多謝你

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聽到你這樣講，我真的很開心

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是超級無敵開心

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我們仍能做保羅機械公仔嗎?

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老友，一定要

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“可惡，占美，我怎會變成公仔？”

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這邊，嗨，保羅

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真不敢相信會有這樣的一天

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這就像我的多元宇宙

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- 開心爺爺與古縮爺爺見面
- 邊個是邊個？

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- 你心知肚明
- 我沒所謂

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- 蘭迪
- 保羅

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- 謝謝
- 我跟他講

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你過去幾年一直在我身邊

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所以我覺得你們應該見面

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- 我去叫爸爸過來
- 好吧

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- 她很乖
- 世一

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她說你約她在公園見面，用糖果交易？

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實情沒有那麼恐怖

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老實講句，我很感激你

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在提雅過身後陪住她

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我也想多點陪她

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你亦應該很難受吧

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我明白要面對痛失摯親的人很難

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沒錯，是…

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點都好，已成過去，對吧？

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若我令你不安，你可以轉換話題

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多謝提醒

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- 你識彈結他嗎？
- 不識

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明白，衰了

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這地方很骨子，我不知道傾偈是這麼好搵

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占美肯定很在行

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他盡得他媽媽的真傳

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她是情感泛濫的那種人

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令郎是很出色的心理治療師

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那就好了

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- 你這裏有蛋白棒
- 想吃嗎？

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- 不想
- 唏，看看是誰

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嘩，我聞到機場古龍水味

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原來是蘭迪爺爺來了

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嘉比

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- 原來我的大杯裝熱朱古力奶在這裏
- 沒錯

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你從不准我叫你朱古力

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因為我鍾意熟男讚我火辣

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亂講

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《誠實治療法》

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嗨

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嗨

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我不記得曾幾何時

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跟我爸有過情感上的連繫

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有次我爸飲醉酒

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半夜叫醒我

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把我鎖在地牢，說要放火燒屋

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- 好吧，你老豆更衰，你贏
- 謝謝

195
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愛麗斯似乎很鍾意他

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對，講真

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她不知道他就快放她飛機

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他亦曾那樣對細個時的我

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你有試過跟他攤出來講嗎？

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你不能嬲他不改變行為

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因為你沒勇氣對他剖白心聲

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我知道，保羅
但他不會改，講出來又有何用？

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他們甚少會改

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但之後你就有資格嬲和鬧爆他們

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我無數次說到嘴唇邊了

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- 我是無膽鬼嗎？
- 是

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聽我講

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我對這種情況的諗法，你很清楚

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你做任何事都不是為了改變他

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而是為了放過自己

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這包袱太沉重了

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這種毒氣彈遲早會爆

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其實他亦沒出席我的高中畢業禮

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我爸曾要我跟一隻咬我的狗隻揪

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難怪你說“可惡”時似狗吠

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我們商量過所有可行方案

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最後打算生下這個寶寶

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你們到底是真心相愛嗎？

219
00:10:07,816 --> 00:10:09,526
是對你愛不完的那種嗎？

220
00:10:09,610 --> 00:10:11,111
講真，我們還未正式宣佈拍拖

221
00:10:11,195 --> 00:10:12,821
但她已把濕疹藥膏留在我家

222
00:10:12,905 --> 00:10:15,157
對，真的

223
00:10:15,240 --> 00:10:18,660
佩彤，你還未試過我們的咖啡和馬桶

224
00:10:18,744 --> 00:10:20,871
我不懂是甚麼意思

225
00:10:20,954 --> 00:10:23,290
代表你真正融入家中

226
00:10:23,373 --> 00:10:25,459
我經常在這裏嘆“咖桶”

227
00:10:25,542 --> 00:10:26,710
我鍾意“咖桶”兩字

228
00:10:26,793 --> 00:10:28,086
- 心瑪
- 點？

229
00:10:28,170 --> 00:10:30,422
你可以帶康納去搵你媽

230
00:10:30,506 --> 00:10:32,591
讓他在畢業禮前習慣跟她相處嗎？

231
00:10:32,674 --> 00:10:33,926
- 好主意
- 甚麼？

232
00:10:34,009 --> 00:10:35,385
她現在應該清醒了

233
00:10:38,430 --> 00:10:39,598
你是應該保護我的

234
00:10:41,058 --> 00:10:42,684
怎會搞成這樣？

235
00:10:42,768 --> 00:10:44,186
你們沒有用安全措施嗎？

236
00:10:44,269 --> 00:10:45,270
有啊

237
00:10:45,771 --> 00:10:47,189
可能是措施失效

238
00:10:47,272 --> 00:10:48,982
別講笑了，老友

239
00:10:49,066 --> 00:10:52,152
而且我不能服藥，因為我的情緒大受影響

240
00:10:52,236 --> 00:10:54,112
它搞到我說話很難聽

241
00:10:54,196 --> 00:10:55,697
生完仔，說話會更難聽

242
00:10:56,198 --> 00:10:58,784
而且你的乳頭會甩皮

243
00:10:58,867 --> 00:10:59,910
硬過石頭

244
00:10:59,993 --> 00:11:01,662
核突足一年

245
00:11:01,745 --> 00:11:02,996
十足十石仔

246
00:11:03,080 --> 00:11:04,164
我們兩個都會？

247
00:11:05,123 --> 00:11:06,124
只是一個

248
00:11:06,708 --> 00:11:07,709
講真…

249
00:11:07,793 --> 00:11:10,254
你們打算怎樣賺錢養細路？

250
00:11:10,838 --> 00:11:13,382
做運動員經理人很賺錢

251
00:11:13,465 --> 00:11:15,300
沒錯，但你在郵局打工

252
00:11:15,384 --> 00:11:17,052
暫時還是，AI遲早打爛你個飯碗

253
00:11:17,135 --> 00:11:18,136
我可以做媽媽網紅

254
00:11:18,846 --> 00:11:19,930
而且跟品牌合作

255
00:11:20,013 --> 00:11:21,807
很多人都食這行飯

256
00:11:21,890 --> 00:11:24,643
- AI遲早會做埋媽媽網紅
- 別再講AI了

257
00:11:24,726 --> 00:11:26,436
老婆，這事關生死存亡

258
00:11:27,271 --> 00:11:30,315
我只想你們知道是很辛苦的

259
00:11:30,399 --> 00:11:32,901
- 單是生仔已夠辛苦
- 我不擔心

260
00:11:32,985 --> 00:11:36,697
因為我打算在屋企水中分娩，而且不用藥

261
00:11:37,197 --> 00:11:38,323
大檸樂

262
00:11:38,407 --> 00:11:39,575
數吧

263
00:11:39,658 --> 00:11:40,659
一

264
00:11:41,702 --> 00:11:42,744
二

265
00:11:42,828 --> 00:11:44,746
她要數到幾多？

266
00:11:44,830 --> 00:11:47,875
- 講到水中分娩，應該數到100
- 四、五

267
00:11:47,958 --> 00:11:49,751
多謝你們沒有發癲

268
00:11:49,835 --> 00:11:51,628
我知道很難搞

269
00:11:52,337 --> 00:11:55,048
沒錯，情況不理想

270
00:11:55,674 --> 00:11:57,301
但我們愛你

271
00:11:57,384 --> 00:11:58,427
我們會一齊渡過

272
00:11:58,510 --> 00:11:59,595
對

273
00:11:59,678 --> 00:12:01,096
- 別客氣
- 謝謝

274
00:12:01,180 --> 00:12:02,598
- 媽媽，愛你
- 愛你

275
00:12:04,391 --> 00:12:06,185
- 愛你們
- 保重，愛你

276
00:12:06,268 --> 00:12:08,312
- 小心開車
- 天啊

277
00:12:14,526 --> 00:12:15,903
我們有個寶寶了

278
00:12:17,196 --> 00:12:18,447
我們就快做童顏爺爺嫲嫲

279
00:12:18,530 --> 00:12:22,367
天啊，很多人都會以為是我生的

280
00:12:24,411 --> 00:12:25,412
表示同意

281
00:12:25,954 --> 00:12:27,247
超多人會

282
00:12:27,331 --> 00:12:28,540
超多人

283
00:12:29,750 --> 00:12:32,461
- 好，要召集所有人
- 我要去拿棒球手套

284
00:12:33,086 --> 00:12:35,214
連身衣

285
00:12:36,548 --> 00:12:38,383
我間健身室正式成為基佬天地

286
00:12:38,467 --> 00:12:40,552
他們開了新班，叫做嘉蘭美臀

287
00:12:40,636 --> 00:12:43,138
一邊聽茱地嘉蘭的歌，一邊做深蹲

288
00:12:43,222 --> 00:12:44,473
真是白癡

289
00:12:44,556 --> 00:12:46,141
而且要邊做邊飲酒

290
00:12:46,225 --> 00:12:47,267
正，好吧，我報名

291
00:12:47,351 --> 00:12:49,394
我在Instagram搵到我的普拉提導師

292
00:12:49,478 --> 00:12:51,313
他經常擺露股相上網

293
00:12:51,396 --> 00:12:53,690
- 我們在講我，琪莉
- 抱歉

294
00:12:55,025 --> 00:12:56,235
我已經道歉了

295
00:12:57,194 --> 00:12:59,571
- 你想睇
- 對，醒少少吧，琪莉

296
00:12:59,655 --> 00:13:00,906
- 嗨
- 嗨

297
00:13:00,989 --> 00:13:02,824
爹哋有好消息

298
00:13:02,908 --> 00:13:06,161
公司批了
我去田納西州公幹的家庭住屋申請

299
00:13:06,245 --> 00:13:08,580
所以我們可以全家一齊去

300
00:13:08,664 --> 00:13:11,583
我不想離開你們三個月

301
00:13:12,084 --> 00:13:14,545
對不起，老公，我不能離開這麼久

302
00:13:15,170 --> 00:13:17,005
我也有份工的

303
00:13:19,800 --> 00:13:22,219
- 拜仁，你不能遙距工作嗎？
- 當然可以

304
00:13:22,302 --> 00:13:24,471
我多個月沒返過公司，他們可能搬了

305
00:13:24,555 --> 00:13:26,473
但時間太長了，我很難開口

306
00:13:26,557 --> 00:13:28,517
我不明白你為甚麼不想去田納西州

307
00:13:28,600 --> 00:13:30,227
聽似很刺激

308
00:13:30,310 --> 00:13:31,395
那裏是貓王的鄉下

309
00:13:31,478 --> 00:13:32,813
他們的烤肉很出名

310
00:13:32,896 --> 00:13:35,148
還有很多文化挪用的東西

311
00:13:35,691 --> 00:13:37,860
唏，烤肉是你們原創的嗎？

312
00:13:37,943 --> 00:13:39,152
- 當然
- 陰功

313
00:13:39,236 --> 00:13:41,363
來吧，人生苦短

314
00:13:41,446 --> 00:13:42,489
天啊，戴力

315
00:13:42,573 --> 00:13:44,116
別再講人生苦短了

316
00:13:44,199 --> 00:13:45,826
我不想去田納西州

317
00:13:45,909 --> 00:13:46,910
那裏太潮濕了

318
00:13:46,994 --> 00:13:48,078
太遠了

319
00:13:48,161 --> 00:13:49,496
還有，你知道曼菲斯

320
00:13:49,580 --> 00:13:51,748
- 是美國謀殺率之冠嗎？
- 真的嗎？

321
00:13:51,832 --> 00:13:54,042
我不知道
但若真有其事，我不想去到至知

322
00:13:54,126 --> 00:13:56,044
況且我要去邊買衫？超市嗎？

323
00:13:57,629 --> 00:13:59,840
你想說甚麼？我件衫不是超市貨色，兄弟

324
00:13:59,923 --> 00:14:01,675
- 甚麼？
- 你來了，謝天謝地

325
00:14:01,758 --> 00:14:04,178
拜仁如常地發癲，慘不忍睹

326
00:14:04,261 --> 00:14:06,221
我在叔叔的守夜儀式進行時趕過來

327
00:14:06,305 --> 00:14:08,098
儀式還未做完，但你們說有急事

328
00:14:08,182 --> 00:14:11,143
- 不是
- 天啊，真對不起

329
00:14:11,226 --> 00:14:13,896
我耍你們而已
因為你們在電話裏古古怪怪

330
00:14:13,979 --> 00:14:16,440
- 甚麼事？
- 我講你知吧

331
00:14:16,523 --> 00:14:19,484
馬修搵到全職工作，而且他…

332
00:14:20,360 --> 00:14:21,486
他要搬出這單位了

333
00:14:22,237 --> 00:14:25,282
勁啊，我沒諗過他會上到岸

334
00:14:26,200 --> 00:14:27,409
我也是

335
00:14:27,492 --> 00:14:30,537
對，但裝修工程未完成

336
00:14:30,621 --> 00:14:33,624
我要搵個人替馬修執手尾

337
00:14:33,707 --> 00:14:36,627
例如上下反轉的浴室水龍頭

338
00:14:36,710 --> 00:14:38,712
- 仍然有水出啊
- 現在變了馬桶噴嘴

339
00:14:38,795 --> 00:14:41,798
我只需要一個監工

340
00:14:41,882 --> 00:14:43,091
若你可以幫手的話

341
00:14:44,968 --> 00:14:46,094
就可以免租在這裏住

342
00:14:46,178 --> 00:14:48,847
世事難料，當我準備好賣樓時

343
00:14:48,931 --> 00:14:50,766
或者你到時會準備好買呢

344
00:14:50,849 --> 00:14:53,393
因為你搵到份筍工

345
00:14:53,477 --> 00:14:54,603
- 答應吧，講真…
- 老友

346
00:14:54,686 --> 00:14:58,065
我知你之前未準備好，而且…

347
00:14:58,565 --> 00:15:00,859
若你還未得，沒所謂

348
00:15:02,402 --> 00:15:05,447
我只想你知道，我也有著數，知道嗎？

349
00:15:06,907 --> 00:15:10,911
我最近不斷諗自己的人生、我想做些甚麼

350
00:15:10,994 --> 00:15:16,667
我想幫助和扶持身邊的人

351
00:15:17,543 --> 00:15:18,836
天啊，戴郎

352
00:15:18,919 --> 00:15:21,004
原本我只想在他答應時領功
現在我想他答應

353
00:15:21,088 --> 00:15:22,214
我也是

354
00:15:24,132 --> 00:15:25,384
- 好，就這樣
- 來吧

355
00:15:25,467 --> 00:15:27,010
- 過來攬攬
- 好嘢

356
00:15:27,094 --> 00:15:29,346
- 好嘢
- 好嘢

357
00:15:29,429 --> 00:15:31,098
- 老友，我愛你
- 我愛你

358
00:15:31,181 --> 00:15:32,474
- 多謝你，戴力
- 別客氣

359
00:15:32,558 --> 00:15:34,226
- 不要，拜仁
- 好吧，夠了，好吧

360
00:15:34,309 --> 00:15:35,561
- 來吧，老友
- 也為了我

361
00:15:37,229 --> 00:15:38,814
25球打中23球

362
00:15:38,897 --> 00:15:40,148
你當個波仇人一樣

363
00:15:40,232 --> 00:15:43,694
我幻想送它去西方極樂，輪到你

364
00:15:45,362 --> 00:15:46,488
這真是好主意，阿仔

365
00:15:47,364 --> 00:15:49,950
對，我諗起我們一直沒有獨處

366
00:15:51,952 --> 00:15:53,996
好，通知太空總署吧

367
00:15:54,079 --> 00:15:56,248
- 我要送它上地球軌道
- 好

368
00:15:58,166 --> 00:15:59,209
搞錯啊，占佬

369
00:15:59,293 --> 00:16:01,545
你在小聯盟時，再快的波都打過

370
00:16:01,628 --> 00:16:02,963
記得我教過你甚麼嗎？

371
00:16:03,463 --> 00:16:05,257
諗住你睇不順眼的人

372
00:16:05,340 --> 00:16:06,800
幻想個波打中他們塊面

373
00:16:12,472 --> 00:16:14,057
那一球很有火

374
00:16:14,141 --> 00:16:16,935
就像在1989年，你替獾隊全壘打一樣

375
00:16:17,019 --> 00:16:18,562
你很回味那一天？

376
00:16:18,645 --> 00:16:19,646
當然

377
00:16:19,730 --> 00:16:22,107
是最深刻的回憶之一

378
00:16:25,652 --> 00:16:29,031
其實畢業禮亦會是
愛麗斯最深刻的回憶之一

379
00:16:29,114 --> 00:16:31,450
真掃興，別再談那件事，好嗎？

380
00:16:31,533 --> 00:16:33,952
講真，我們過去幾天不是很開心嗎？

381
00:16:34,745 --> 00:16:35,996
她超鍾意那部車

382
00:16:36,079 --> 00:16:37,581
我覺得好正

383
00:16:38,373 --> 00:16:39,458
你很闊綽

384
00:16:40,125 --> 00:16:43,712
探我們時，總是很親切好玩

385
00:16:44,463 --> 00:16:47,674
但你同時心不在焉

386
00:16:47,758 --> 00:16:49,593
這會令細路仔很困惑

387
00:16:50,719 --> 00:16:54,890
令他們覺得在你心目中
不及你在他們心目中那般重要

388
00:16:56,058 --> 00:16:58,435
單是好玩，對她來說是不夠的

389
00:17:01,146 --> 00:17:02,481
對我來講亦從來不夠

390
00:17:03,440 --> 00:17:06,652
占美，只得你媽有這個本事

391
00:17:06,734 --> 00:17:09,404
做感性父母，我只是…

392
00:17:09,488 --> 00:17:12,074
- 我已盡力了，你知道的
- 我知，我知你已盡力，真的

393
00:17:12,156 --> 00:17:13,825
我明白，是真的，爸爸

394
00:17:14,409 --> 00:17:17,829
我還知道你認為
愛麗斯不會介意你臨時放飛機

395
00:17:18,454 --> 00:17:20,332
但你知道她某晚跟我說過甚麼嗎？

396
00:17:20,415 --> 00:17:24,419
她說：“我真的很開心
我們一家人齊齊整整”

397
00:17:26,588 --> 00:17:27,673
因為我和你

398
00:17:29,591 --> 00:17:30,759
是她唯一的親人

399
00:17:34,263 --> 00:17:36,807
你到底想我怎樣做？

400
00:17:37,391 --> 00:17:39,059
取消釣魚

401
00:17:40,018 --> 00:17:41,478
出席畢業禮

402
00:17:44,314 --> 00:17:45,983
我不是那種人，占美

403
00:17:47,025 --> 00:17:50,487
老友，我不知道怎講你知
我有幾不想繼續談下去

404
00:17:50,571 --> 00:17:52,489
所以若你還有其他話要講

405
00:17:53,073 --> 00:17:54,074
現在就講吧

406
00:17:59,371 --> 00:18:00,372
沒有了

407
00:18:01,915 --> 00:18:02,916
好吧

408
00:18:03,917 --> 00:18:05,502
那邊有軟雪糕

409
00:18:05,586 --> 00:18:07,045
來，我請你食雪糕

410
00:18:18,182 --> 00:18:19,725
我們有個寶寶了

411
00:18:19,808 --> 00:18:21,185
真替你們開心

412
00:18:21,268 --> 00:18:24,855
還有你們做未婚爸爸的兒子
和那個發網紅夢的新手媽媽

413
00:18:24,938 --> 00:18:25,981
謝謝

414
00:18:26,064 --> 00:18:27,733
有很多工夫要做

415
00:18:27,816 --> 00:18:30,319
我們應該把威爾間房改成育嬰室

416
00:18:30,402 --> 00:18:32,863
因為寶寶會經常在這裏

417
00:18:32,946 --> 00:18:34,573
我要幫她搵個新醫生

418
00:18:34,656 --> 00:18:37,409
和沒有“浴缸”兩字的分娩計劃

419
00:18:37,492 --> 00:18:39,369
好吧，老婆，我知道你很期待

420
00:18:39,453 --> 00:18:41,496
但這不是有點太早嗎？

421
00:18:42,456 --> 00:18:44,541
他們不知道要怎樣做

422
00:18:44,625 --> 00:18:47,711
我們未來五年要負責湊大這細路

423
00:18:47,794 --> 00:18:48,879
- 好彩的話就十年
- 對

424
00:18:48,962 --> 00:18:49,963
- 或者20年
- 希望吧

425
00:18:51,882 --> 00:18:53,258
- 點？
- 查理短訊轟炸我

426
00:18:53,342 --> 00:18:54,468
講田納西州的事

427
00:18:54,968 --> 00:18:59,932
現在他傳來傷心表情符號
和自拍扮傷心表情符號

428
00:19:00,015 --> 00:19:02,100
- 好正
- 一點都不好笑

429
00:19:02,184 --> 00:19:04,353
- 別笑，不好笑
- 簡直是藝術品，拜仁

430
00:19:04,436 --> 00:19:06,730
我有權不想去田納西州的

431
00:19:06,813 --> 00:19:10,192
好吧，拜仁
若你勇敢講真話，他就會罷休

432
00:19:10,275 --> 00:19:11,610
表達感受

433
00:19:11,693 --> 00:19:14,905
我同意要講真話，如實表達感受

434
00:19:14,988 --> 00:19:16,240
沒錯

435
00:19:16,323 --> 00:19:17,574
因為嘉比聰明過人

436
00:19:17,658 --> 00:19:19,326
我不想湊威爾的寶寶

437
00:19:19,993 --> 00:19:21,620
- 白癡
- 做得好，嘉比

438
00:19:21,703 --> 00:19:23,080
你冷靜，我不會怕

439
00:19:23,163 --> 00:19:24,581
- 你們兩個
- 好

440
00:19:25,082 --> 00:19:27,125
你不是很期待做爺爺嗎？

441
00:19:27,209 --> 00:19:29,211
沒錯，但我只想做普通爺爺

442
00:19:29,294 --> 00:19:30,963
只在週末和假期見孫仔孫女

443
00:19:31,046 --> 00:19:32,297
狂餵他們食糖

444
00:19:32,381 --> 00:19:35,592
然後跟他們的爸媽說，過度活躍症是假的

445
00:19:35,676 --> 00:19:37,177
- 等等，是真的
- 不是

446
00:19:37,261 --> 00:19:38,262
- 甚麼？
- 好吧

447
00:19:38,345 --> 00:19:41,890
我知大家厭倦我經常講人生苦短

448
00:19:42,391 --> 00:19:43,392
但這是事實

449
00:19:43,475 --> 00:19:45,435
我不想到了90歲

450
00:19:45,519 --> 00:19:48,480
坐在搖搖椅上，仍然頭髮濃密

451
00:19:48,564 --> 00:19:50,232
後悔沒做過型事

452
00:19:50,816 --> 00:19:52,901
我想飛到另一個時區

453
00:19:52,985 --> 00:19:55,112
抵達時返回昨天

454
00:19:55,863 --> 00:19:56,989
我想去越南

455
00:19:57,072 --> 00:20:00,033
我想食籮柚味的生果

456
00:20:00,117 --> 00:20:02,119
- 不如試籮柚？
- 沒那麼正

457
00:20:02,202 --> 00:20:03,912
或者是你不識揀

458
00:20:03,996 --> 00:20:05,914
我只是想講

459
00:20:05,998 --> 00:20:07,165
我只想餘生

460
00:20:07,249 --> 00:20:09,835
充滿著探險時光

461
00:20:09,918 --> 00:20:14,298
我想要的探險不是食籮柚味生果

462
00:20:14,381 --> 00:20:15,549
但即管去吧

463
00:20:15,632 --> 00:20:19,052
我不會阻止你做任何令你開心的事

464
00:20:19,136 --> 00:20:20,470
我不想獨自去

465
00:20:21,388 --> 00:20:22,514
我想跟你一齊去

466
00:20:22,598 --> 00:20:25,225
但不合我口味，老公

467
00:20:25,309 --> 00:20:26,476
叫馬修陪你吧

468
00:20:26,560 --> 00:20:28,562
他會去越南，或者康納都得

469
00:20:28,645 --> 00:20:30,981
- 嗨，我想要個蜜桃
- 拿去吧，細路女

470
00:20:31,064 --> 00:20:32,566
心瑪一定會陪你去

471
00:20:33,358 --> 00:20:34,818
我不會帶她去越南

472
00:20:34,902 --> 00:20:36,987
我不知道有這個選擇

473
00:20:37,070 --> 00:20:39,489
若你改變主意，我奉陪到底

474
00:20:40,073 --> 00:20:41,950
老公…

475
00:20:42,701 --> 00:20:43,702
真是多謝你啊

476
00:20:45,245 --> 00:20:47,915
你看，所以人才會講大話

477
00:20:47,998 --> 00:20:48,999
你為甚麼總是汲取

478
00:20:49,082 --> 00:20:50,292
- 不當的教訓？
- 甚麼？

479
00:20:50,375 --> 00:20:51,585
登凳

480
00:20:52,085 --> 00:20:53,545
你準備了畢業日浸泡燕麥粥

481
00:20:53,629 --> 00:20:54,630
當然

482
00:20:54,713 --> 00:20:56,048
- 你的至愛嘛
- 充滿回憶

483
00:20:56,131 --> 00:20:58,133
我昨天用水試做過

484
00:20:58,217 --> 00:21:00,135
- 難食到嘔
- 明白

485
00:21:00,219 --> 00:21:04,056
但這次我用了椰奶，應該掌握到竅門了

486
00:21:04,139 --> 00:21:05,557
好嘢

487
00:21:09,478 --> 00:21:11,188
你怎會鍾意食這種東西？

488
00:21:11,271 --> 00:21:12,272
當時我在人生低谷

489
00:21:13,774 --> 00:21:15,067
- 嗨
- 嗨

490
00:21:15,150 --> 00:21:16,151
那一袋是甚麼？

491
00:21:16,235 --> 00:21:17,569
乖孫，對不起

492
00:21:17,653 --> 00:21:18,654
我突然有事

493
00:21:18,737 --> 00:21:21,031
有個老友叫我去深海釣魚

494
00:21:21,114 --> 00:21:24,952
對不起，不能出席你的畢業禮
但我以你為榮

495
00:21:25,619 --> 00:21:27,371
放心，你只會錯過最悶的環節

496
00:21:27,454 --> 00:21:28,747
我都想去釣魚

497
00:21:28,830 --> 00:21:31,375
等等，我要用手摸條魚

498
00:21:31,458 --> 00:21:33,126
- 而且牠們會死嗎？
- 兩樣都是

499
00:21:33,210 --> 00:21:34,253
- 不要預我
- 好吧

500
00:21:34,336 --> 00:21:36,380
- 去為你爸爭光吧
- 好吧

501
00:21:36,463 --> 00:21:37,506
我去換衫和執拾

502
00:21:37,589 --> 00:21:38,799
- 畢業帽和畢業袍
- 好

503
00:21:38,882 --> 00:21:40,551
- 上車等？
- 就這樣吧

504
00:21:41,051 --> 00:21:42,344
- 拜，爺爺
- 拜拜

505
00:21:42,427 --> 00:21:44,304
- 愛你
- 我也是

506
00:21:45,305 --> 00:21:47,391
- 祝順利啊，乖孫
- 謝謝

507
00:21:49,017 --> 00:21:51,603
見吧？我早就講過她不會介懷

508
00:21:52,521 --> 00:21:55,524
不是人人都像你這麼敏感

509
00:21:57,484 --> 00:21:59,236
多謝你，遲些見

510
00:22:07,160 --> 00:22:10,247
我搬走之後，最掛住的應該會是你

511
00:22:11,039 --> 00:22:12,791
是我抑或我的三文治？

512
00:22:13,375 --> 00:22:14,543
不想知就別問吧

513
00:22:14,626 --> 00:22:18,213
對住阿桑小心說話，否則會忽然被打一拳

514
00:22:18,297 --> 00:22:20,465
他故意不補牙

515
00:22:20,549 --> 00:22:21,925
想我內疚

516
00:22:22,009 --> 00:22:23,927
似足跟達菲鴨做拍檔

517
00:22:25,179 --> 00:22:26,555
我鍾意達菲鴨

518
00:22:27,139 --> 00:22:30,392
他超嬲，但我自知無責任救他出火坑

519
00:22:30,475 --> 00:22:32,311
- 你認為呢？
- 我覺得你有充足的才智

520
00:22:32,394 --> 00:22:34,396
能夠自己解決

521
00:22:35,689 --> 00:22:38,942
知道了，太極宗師，我會

522
00:22:40,194 --> 00:22:42,237
茱莉和我會在清早出發

523
00:22:42,321 --> 00:22:43,739
保持聯絡吧

524
00:22:43,822 --> 00:22:46,742
打來話我知太極宗師是邊位

525
00:22:48,577 --> 00:22:49,870
- 等等
- 怎麼了？

526
00:22:50,621 --> 00:22:52,915
你真的臨走前不攬我一下？

527
00:22:52,998 --> 00:22:54,583
最後一次治療時已攬過了

528
00:22:54,666 --> 00:22:56,210
那是醫生和病人之間的擁抱

529
00:22:56,293 --> 00:22:57,544
我想要朋友之間的擁抱

530
00:22:57,628 --> 00:23:00,214
- 別做擁抱婊吧
- 算數

531
00:23:05,761 --> 00:23:06,929
算數

532
00:23:07,012 --> 00:23:08,013
態度正確

533
00:23:08,096 --> 00:23:09,640
天啊，真是離譜

534
00:23:09,723 --> 00:23:11,350
很窩心吧？

535
00:23:12,184 --> 00:23:13,936
快去補牙吧

536
00:23:17,105 --> 00:23:19,650
（歡迎光臨皇冠谷高中）

537
00:23:22,694 --> 00:23:24,655
- 還好吧？
- 好緊張

538
00:23:25,239 --> 00:23:26,573
我也是

539
00:23:27,449 --> 00:23:28,742
我只需要坐定定

540
00:23:30,369 --> 00:23:32,162
好吧，我們入去前

541
00:23:32,788 --> 00:23:33,789
你媽…

542
00:23:33,872 --> 00:23:34,873
我知道

543
00:23:36,500 --> 00:23:37,626
- 她很愛…
- 我知道

544
00:23:39,336 --> 00:23:40,337
好吧

545
00:23:44,758 --> 00:23:45,759
你還能怎樣做？

546
00:23:49,179 --> 00:23:50,180
你還能怎樣做？

547
00:23:55,602 --> 00:23:57,062
乖女

548
00:24:00,816 --> 00:24:03,318
因為媽媽的事，裏面所有人都會望實我們

549
00:24:03,402 --> 00:24:06,405
所以我們現在感觸完就算了，好嗎？

550
00:24:06,488 --> 00:24:10,117
我們在裏面只能笑和互指對方

551
00:24:10,200 --> 00:24:11,618
- 型過謝霆鋒
- 收到

552
00:24:16,874 --> 00:24:18,000
這是甚麼鬼？

553
00:24:18,083 --> 00:24:21,044
是你的BB樣紙牌公仔
但我不知怎會在這裏

554
00:24:21,128 --> 00:24:22,337
絕對不可以

555
00:24:22,421 --> 00:24:23,672
一次吧，你以前超可愛

556
00:24:23,755 --> 00:24:27,092
爸爸，我發誓
若你舉起它，我成世都不會原諒你

557
00:24:27,885 --> 00:24:29,011
算數

558
00:24:31,388 --> 00:24:34,016
- 我愛你
- 我愛你更多，落車吧

559
00:24:34,099 --> 00:24:35,559
佳奧利斯

560
00:24:36,643 --> 00:24:38,061
愛麗斯萊德

561
00:24:39,146 --> 00:24:40,939
溫妮費陸奇

562
00:24:44,651 --> 00:24:46,320
肯尼夫馬田

563
00:24:49,406 --> 00:24:50,532
幾正吧？

564
00:24:51,617 --> 00:24:54,494
有吧枱、中央冷氣

565
00:24:54,578 --> 00:24:58,415
這裏有幾間獨立房，不似泳池屋

566
00:24:58,498 --> 00:25:02,002
點啊？你帶我來型爆新居曬命嗎？

567
00:25:02,085 --> 00:25:03,086
沒錯

568
00:25:03,962 --> 00:25:07,341
但這是我們的型爆新居

569
00:25:07,424 --> 00:25:08,675
老友，搬過來吧

570
00:25:09,384 --> 00:25:11,094
不用交租，無附帶條件

571
00:25:11,720 --> 00:25:13,555
至少住到你有著落吧

572
00:25:14,431 --> 00:25:17,684
等等，有一個條件
因為我絕對要住主人房

573
00:25:19,061 --> 00:25:22,314
但沒有你，我就不會有今時今日

574
00:25:23,148 --> 00:25:25,901
- 老友，你點諗？
- 你講真的嗎？

575
00:25:26,485 --> 00:25:27,903
我似講笑嗎？

576
00:25:29,029 --> 00:25:30,364
- 就這樣
- 好嘢

577
00:25:30,447 --> 00:25:31,448
就這樣決定

578
00:25:33,659 --> 00:25:35,244
- 阿桑
- 唏

579
00:25:35,327 --> 00:25:38,247
- 不要在我面前喊
- 可以車我去整牙嗎？

580
00:25:38,330 --> 00:25:40,457
我一直在等你開口

581
00:25:41,708 --> 00:25:42,876
我們去補牙吧

582
00:25:44,253 --> 00:25:45,712
（恭喜愛麗斯，我們愛你）

583
00:25:45,796 --> 00:25:49,299
現在我有同屋住
所以不會有辦公健身雀仔室了

584
00:25:49,383 --> 00:25:50,843
- 甚麼？
- 原本我想買隻雀仔

585
00:25:50,926 --> 00:25:51,927
把那間房留給牠

586
00:25:52,010 --> 00:25:55,013
現在你無雀仔，女友也不能赤條條四圍走

587
00:25:55,097 --> 00:25:58,559
仍然是值得的
為了著緊的人，有時難免要取捨

588
00:25:59,142 --> 00:26:00,352
嘩，阿桑啊

589
00:26:00,435 --> 00:26:02,104
講得真有道理

590
00:26:02,187 --> 00:26:03,564
我差點衝口而出

591
00:26:03,647 --> 00:26:06,191
“全中，我早就講過，衰人”
毫無串嘴的意思

592
00:26:06,275 --> 00:26:07,276
但我不會講

593
00:26:08,110 --> 00:26:10,112
你們自己諗

594
00:26:11,071 --> 00:26:13,240
- 阿桑，拿相走人
- 收到

595
00:26:14,491 --> 00:26:16,326
她擺明是串你

596
00:26:16,410 --> 00:26:17,536
亂講

597
00:26:17,619 --> 00:26:20,914
你老公錯在太愛你
但你卻不肯為他聞籮柚味生果

598
00:26:21,498 --> 00:26:25,627
你因為怕胡桃批，不肯為老公搬走

599
00:26:25,711 --> 00:26:27,004
太黐笠笠了

600
00:26:27,087 --> 00:26:28,630
食完擘不開嘴怎算？

601
00:26:32,509 --> 00:26:33,802
恭喜啊

602
00:26:33,886 --> 00:26:35,846
- 過來講幾句吧
- 講幾句

603
00:26:35,929 --> 00:26:37,055
- 快講
- 好吧

604
00:26:37,139 --> 00:26:38,599
很多謝你們出席

605
00:26:38,682 --> 00:26:39,892
我超愛你們

606
00:26:39,975 --> 00:26:42,311
這段旅程真是瘋狂無比

607
00:26:42,394 --> 00:26:45,606
但我很感恩，一路上有你們

608
00:26:46,690 --> 00:26:49,067
順便講聲，保羅當這次見面是道別會

609
00:26:49,151 --> 00:26:51,028
所以趁機盡情攬他吧

610
00:26:51,612 --> 00:26:52,613
搞錯啊，愛麗斯

611
00:26:52,696 --> 00:26:55,115
我們成功畢業了

612
00:26:55,199 --> 00:26:57,326
- 愛死你
- 我愛你

613
00:26:57,409 --> 00:26:58,702
我也愛死你們

614
00:26:58,785 --> 00:27:01,330
- 未輪到你出聲
- 你差點搞到我們反面，康納

615
00:27:01,914 --> 00:27:03,916
來吧，我愛你

616
00:27:04,583 --> 00:27:06,084
- 好好享受康州
- 一定

617
00:27:06,168 --> 00:27:07,169
他們跟我同一族群

618
00:27:07,836 --> 00:27:09,546
我欠你一棵未死的植物

619
00:27:09,630 --> 00:27:11,215
- 我以你為榮
- 嗨

620
00:27:11,882 --> 00:27:13,592
我也是

621
00:27:13,675 --> 00:27:15,052
副廚

622
00:27:15,135 --> 00:27:16,178
真架勢

623
00:27:16,970 --> 00:27:19,515
作為餞行禮物，最後一張單不用找數

624
00:27:21,934 --> 00:27:24,561
其實要找數，加州法律規定我要收錢

625
00:27:27,105 --> 00:27:28,315
我們鍾意你條裙

626
00:27:28,398 --> 00:27:29,483
我們覺得不錯

627
00:27:29,566 --> 00:27:31,902
你們嬲我不讓你們陪我買衫嗎？

628
00:27:31,985 --> 00:27:33,362
- 可能吧
- 感覺不太爽

629
00:27:33,445 --> 00:27:36,240
不如由你們揀我自駕上大學套衫？

630
00:27:37,991 --> 00:27:38,992
一言為定

631
00:27:39,076 --> 00:27:40,577
- 是嗎？好吧
- 我們愛你

632
00:27:40,661 --> 00:27:42,246
- 我愛你
- 我愛你們

633
00:27:43,247 --> 00:27:44,540
恭喜你，愛麗斯畢業了

634
00:27:45,415 --> 00:27:46,416
謝謝

635
00:27:47,000 --> 00:27:49,336
講真，我不知誰較難受

636
00:27:49,419 --> 00:27:52,297
離開的人，還是留低的人

637
00:27:54,007 --> 00:27:55,008
她來了

638
00:27:59,638 --> 00:28:01,515
- 我以你為榮
- 謝謝

639
00:28:03,559 --> 00:28:05,602
等等，若你會喊就不要攬了

640
00:28:05,686 --> 00:28:07,813
我每次行近爸爸，他都會喊

641
00:28:10,190 --> 00:28:13,026
不是人人都像他這樣敏感的

642
00:28:13,110 --> 00:28:15,529
我很硬淨，頂得住

643
00:28:15,612 --> 00:28:16,613
好吧

644
00:28:22,619 --> 00:28:24,371
真不敢相信我也要向你道別

645
00:28:24,454 --> 00:28:27,165
我們可以打一次茄輪嗎？

646
00:28:27,249 --> 00:28:28,959
- 好吧
- 甚麼…喂

647
00:28:30,377 --> 00:28:33,505
- 好吧，大家冷靜，知道嗎？
- 天啊，我差點心臟病發

648
00:28:33,589 --> 00:28:34,923
我也是

649
00:28:35,007 --> 00:28:37,718
如果他病發，我會在這裏等你

650
00:28:37,801 --> 00:28:38,969
- 多謝你
- 別客氣

651
00:28:43,724 --> 00:28:44,892
唏，原來你在這裏

652
00:28:45,934 --> 00:28:48,770
我們明早去哪裏吃餞行早餐？

653
00:28:48,854 --> 00:28:50,731
去食“把鬼莓果”？

654
00:28:50,814 --> 00:28:52,024
是“巴西莓果”

655
00:28:54,526 --> 00:28:55,569
小子，你沒事吧？

656
00:28:55,652 --> 00:28:57,029
我出來透透氣

657
00:28:57,613 --> 00:28:59,531
這是個感觸時刻

658
00:29:02,409 --> 00:29:03,785
你知道嗎？幾個月前

659
00:29:04,494 --> 00:29:06,455
我開始幫你執手尾時

660
00:29:08,749 --> 00:29:12,878
嘉比曾警告我，無論我做甚麼都好
都不會從你口中聽到“多謝”兩字

661
00:29:12,961 --> 00:29:14,796
我當時還希望她是錯的

662
00:29:14,880 --> 00:29:15,881
好吧

663
00:29:16,381 --> 00:29:18,258
你想我講多謝？聽住了

664
00:29:18,967 --> 00:29:19,968
多謝

665
00:29:21,220 --> 00:29:23,222
那是你的做事初衷？為了多謝兩字？

666
00:29:23,305 --> 00:29:24,556
你真是自大無極限

667
00:29:24,640 --> 00:29:26,016
- 你知道嗎？
- 我知

668
00:29:26,099 --> 00:29:29,228
你期望人人崇拜你

669
00:29:29,311 --> 00:29:32,064
但完全不在乎，他們有沒有感到被重視

670
00:29:32,147 --> 00:29:33,690
你真的認為是這樣嗎？

671
00:29:33,774 --> 00:29:35,692
我不知自己做錯了甚麼，保羅

672
00:29:35,776 --> 00:29:36,860
我一直在你身邊

673
00:29:36,944 --> 00:29:38,403
- 明白
- 我幫你照顧病人

674
00:29:38,487 --> 00:29:39,821
我是保羅幫的人

675
00:29:39,905 --> 00:29:42,074
全天候，年中無休

676
00:29:42,157 --> 00:29:43,825
是我啊，保羅幫

677
00:29:43,909 --> 00:29:46,870
我做甚麼都是想你開心

678
00:29:46,954 --> 00:29:48,580
沒錯，我跟美格上過床…

679
00:29:48,664 --> 00:29:49,748
大鑊

680
00:29:49,831 --> 00:29:51,166
你甚麼？

681
00:29:51,250 --> 00:29:52,251
占美…

682
00:29:52,334 --> 00:29:54,127
千揀萬揀，你揀他個女？

683
00:29:54,211 --> 00:29:55,671
- 戴力
- 我要小便嘛

684
00:29:55,754 --> 00:29:58,966
你途經三個洗手間才來到這露台

685
00:29:59,049 --> 00:30:00,342
我們鍾意新鮮空氣

686
00:30:00,425 --> 00:30:01,927
返入屋

687
00:30:02,010 --> 00:30:03,595
好吧

688
00:30:03,679 --> 00:30:05,013
你跟美格上床

689
00:30:05,931 --> 00:30:08,976
- 是幾時？
- 前陣，沒甚麼意思

690
00:30:09,059 --> 00:30:10,435
- 沒甚麼意思？
- 不，好正

691
00:30:10,519 --> 00:30:12,521
- 好正？
- 保羅，不重要

692
00:30:12,604 --> 00:30:14,439
只是逢場作興，她已跟狄夫復合

693
00:30:14,523 --> 00:30:16,483
我們以後都不會再提起

694
00:30:17,234 --> 00:30:21,113
你把治療中心送給嘉比

695
00:30:21,613 --> 00:30:24,116
我們不是多年前商量過嗎？

696
00:30:24,616 --> 00:30:25,909
你說好憎辦文件手續

697
00:30:25,993 --> 00:30:29,079
和你只想見病人

698
00:30:29,162 --> 00:30:31,748
人會變的，保羅，你連問我半句都無

699
00:30:32,332 --> 00:30:33,876
- 你想要嗎？
- 不想

700
00:30:33,959 --> 00:30:35,794
即是你嬲我

701
00:30:35,878 --> 00:30:38,672
沒把你不想要的東西給你？

702
00:30:38,755 --> 00:30:40,382
沒錯

703
00:30:41,758 --> 00:30:43,468
我應該是你最信任的人

704
00:30:45,846 --> 00:30:46,930
我一直是你的左右手

705
00:30:47,514 --> 00:30:49,725
而你卻這樣對我？

706
00:30:49,808 --> 00:30:51,894
這樣對我太不公平了

707
00:30:52,853 --> 00:30:55,272
- 小子，冷靜
- 不，我好嬲啊，保羅

708
00:30:55,355 --> 00:30:56,899
而且無地自容

709
00:30:56,982 --> 00:30:59,067
不是美格講，我都不知你要走

710
00:30:59,151 --> 00:31:01,987
你甚至不屑當住我面

711
00:31:02,070 --> 00:31:03,822
講我知你要離開我

712
00:31:07,659 --> 00:31:08,911
我們先冷靜

713
00:31:09,411 --> 00:31:12,956
我認為你所講的這些感覺

714
00:31:13,040 --> 00:31:16,627
是因另一個人而起

715
00:31:18,337 --> 00:31:20,088
不，是因你們兩個而起

716
00:31:20,672 --> 00:31:21,673
現在我明白了

717
00:31:22,174 --> 00:31:24,384
你對我的重視，不及我對你的重視

718
00:31:24,468 --> 00:31:27,137
我覺得自己好白癡，到現在才明白

719
00:31:28,305 --> 00:31:29,598
聽住，我返屋企了

720
00:31:29,681 --> 00:31:32,351
我明早10時出發

721
00:31:34,144 --> 00:31:38,732
若你冷靜下來就來道別吧

722
00:31:40,901 --> 00:31:43,779
我不想在你心存遺憾的情況下離開

723
00:31:45,155 --> 00:31:47,282
講真，我不是那麼敏感的，保羅

724
00:31:47,366 --> 00:31:48,617
我頂得住

725
00:32:12,057 --> 00:32:14,810
我在孟菲斯漫步

726
00:32:14,893 --> 00:32:17,688
腳踏實地，距離比爾街十英尺

727
00:32:17,771 --> 00:32:21,191
琪莉，你想唱和聲就要夾我的調

728
00:32:21,275 --> 00:32:22,359
甚麼事？

729
00:32:23,694 --> 00:32:26,363
薩彤和我會跟你去田納西州

730
00:32:28,156 --> 00:32:29,992
還有琪莉，若她可以的話

731
00:32:30,075 --> 00:32:31,201
真的嗎？

732
00:32:31,285 --> 00:32:32,870
當然，你十項全能

733
00:32:33,579 --> 00:32:35,289
我們很感激有你

734
00:32:35,372 --> 00:32:36,748
謝謝

735
00:32:36,832 --> 00:32:38,959
好，我會安排

736
00:32:39,793 --> 00:32:43,005
好，記得提我偶爾給她些少甜頭

737
00:32:43,088 --> 00:32:45,048
因為她可能會殺我

738
00:32:45,132 --> 00:32:47,384
等等，你真的跟來？

739
00:32:47,467 --> 00:32:49,636
為了愛人，就要作出取捨

740
00:32:51,430 --> 00:32:54,141
然後每次爭吵時都會翻舊帳

741
00:32:54,224 --> 00:32:57,227
講足一世，對吧？

742
00:33:00,022 --> 00:33:02,316
- 嗨
- 嗨

743
00:33:05,444 --> 00:33:06,904
我諗過了

744
00:33:06,987 --> 00:33:08,197
- 大檸樂
- 對

745
00:33:08,280 --> 00:33:12,534
我一定是個地獄級野蠻嫲嫲

746
00:33:12,618 --> 00:33:14,036
我超期待

747
00:33:14,119 --> 00:33:16,830
你做甚麼都不能阻到我

748
00:33:16,914 --> 00:33:17,956
我知道

749
00:33:18,040 --> 00:33:20,292
但我亦知道你有你的需要

750
00:33:20,375 --> 00:33:21,502
真的嗎？

751
00:33:21,585 --> 00:33:22,878
我不鍾意

752
00:33:22,961 --> 00:33:26,089
所以送給你的

753
00:33:29,801 --> 00:33:30,802
是真的嗎？

754
00:33:31,637 --> 00:33:37,100
還有七個月，我內在的癲婆才會作動

755
00:33:37,768 --> 00:33:41,063
所以何不去歐洲？

756
00:33:41,146 --> 00:33:43,440
這是都柏林健力士啤酒廠入場券

757
00:33:43,524 --> 00:33:46,985
我還在韋爾比耶我最鍾意的餐廳訂了檯

758
00:33:47,069 --> 00:33:49,071
寶寶出世之後

759
00:33:49,154 --> 00:33:50,822
我們可以繼續去探險

760
00:33:50,906 --> 00:33:51,907
間中去吧

761
00:33:54,159 --> 00:33:56,370
- 嘩
- 但第一站是巴塞隆拿

762
00:33:56,453 --> 00:33:57,579
可以，不過…

763
00:33:58,080 --> 00:33:59,164
發音可以地道一點嗎？

764
00:34:00,916 --> 00:34:02,459
巴塞隆拿

765
00:34:02,543 --> 00:34:04,670
性感到痺

766
00:34:04,753 --> 00:34:06,421
- 傻佬
- 謝謝，愛人

767
00:34:27,359 --> 00:34:28,694
喂，車到了

768
00:34:29,820 --> 00:34:31,864
知道，就出來了

769
00:34:31,947 --> 00:34:32,947
（保羅羅德斯：車到了）

770
00:34:33,031 --> 00:34:36,159
沙灘巾在晾衣繩飄動

771
00:34:37,953 --> 00:34:42,123
我有令你記想
你爸開著那部88年福特車嗎？

772
00:34:43,792 --> 00:34:46,837
拉布拉多犬在後座車門探頭望外

773
00:34:49,005 --> 00:34:53,177
你髮鬢的沙吹入我眼

774
00:34:54,636 --> 00:34:58,307
都怪沙灘吧，男子漢不流淚

775
00:34:59,892 --> 00:35:03,979
還記得殘舊的地庫梳化嗎？

776
00:35:05,439 --> 00:35:08,442
我對你唱著愛歌，你就會告訴我

777
00:35:11,153 --> 00:35:15,115
你媽離家遠去，還典當戒指

778
00:35:16,700 --> 00:35:20,871
我記得，一切我都記得

779
00:35:23,373 --> 00:35:26,084
結尾時的冷漠

780
00:35:26,168 --> 00:35:29,505
你哀求我留待到天明

781
00:35:30,005 --> 00:35:32,424
男子漢衝口而出一番怪言

782
00:35:32,508 --> 00:35:35,511
在他精神崩潰時

783
00:35:36,303 --> 00:35:38,514
舊照與逝去的時光

784
00:35:38,597 --> 00:35:41,642
你那笑容只在買醉時綻放

785
00:35:42,434 --> 00:35:45,103
但願我沒有，但事與願違

786
00:35:45,187 --> 00:35:48,857
記得與你共度過的每個深宵

787
00:36:09,169 --> 00:36:11,171
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