[cheerful music playing]
Oh.
That is one cute baby, Brian. Where'd the name Sutton come from?
The Great White Way.
I never know what the heck it is you're talking about,
- but you seem happy, so I'm happy. - [chuckles] I'm barely happy.
Okay, nobody look at him.
- He's fishing for one of us to ask why. - [Liz] Yep.
Why? Because Charlie's going away for three months,
and I have to be a single dad.
No need to call me a hero.
No one was going to.
Look at that face.
You're so beautiful.
You don't have to go to school or develop a personality. Nothing.
She is so much smaller than Jimmy was.
His head was so big that until he was ten, anytime he turned too quickly
- he stumbled in that direction. - [chuckling]
Somebody else please share.
Enjoy this age while you can, Brian.
They grow up fast.
I can't believe this one is going to graduate tomorrow.
[gentle music playing]
[Jimmy] I can't believe he's still pretending he's gonna show up.
You know, I grew up with a father like that.
Shallow but very charming.
So, not overtly mean
but made you feel like shit all the time.
You see me.
- [gasps] Oh, I do. - Mm-hmm.
- But you are crushing me. - Yeah.
Should we save it for Sofi?
We didn't make it.
[sighs] Oh, no.
You good?
[inhales deeply]
- Not yet. - All right.
Okay. So, who wants to start first?
I'll start. Sean's an asshole.
- [veterans gasp] - I'm surprised he's even here
and not interviewing at another fancier support group.
I took a job opportunity at a restaurant, so I have to shut down the truck.
And abandon me like a fucking punk.
[veteran] Holy shit.
All right. Take it easy, okay? This isn't The Jerry Springer Show.
- [chuckles] - What's that?
Oh, my gosh. Wow, I forgot I'm older than you.
It was basically this, like, carnival of mentally ill people
that you would watch when you were home sick from school.
It was toxic and violent.
And I miss it so much.
Now, Jorge… [sighs]
…I understand that you are angry over Sean's perceived punk-esque behavior.
But how about we talk through your feelings and work it out?
Oh, I know how to work this out.
Okay. Guys, this is not how we solve our problems.
Come on, man.
Just talk to me.
- Fuck you. - Jorge, don't do this.
[veterans clamoring]
- [Jorge] Bam! - [grunting]
[both grunting]
- [shouts, grunts] - [clamoring]
[groans, grunts]
Oh, why is it always the teeth?
It doesn't hurt.
[lisping] I think this one is fake.
You guys signed liability waivers, right?
[inhales deeply, sighs]
All our grown children under one roof.
I am filled with gratitude.
Hun, we are rich… [exhales shakily]
[voice cracking] …with love and family.
Why is Derek so emotional?
He's been like this since his surgery.
- All right. - What can I say? All right.
Life is short.
I wanna savor every moment. We all should.
Matthew, what are you savoring?
Actually, my shoe business is kind of crushing.
Saved up enough to get my own place
with my boys Finn and Leo.
And Jack.
And four randos.
How many bedrooms do you have?
- Two. - Say goodbye to cranking it, bro.
Yeah, we came up with a whole system for that.
A cranking calendar. Nice. [chuckles]
That's good communication.
See, this is how societies are built.
- Alice. - Hi.
You have a big savory moment coming.
Graduation. How're you feeling?
Ready to be done. [scoffs]
I don't know if you know, but high school wasn't really the best experience for me.
Are you kidding?
You're hot, you're smart,
everyone loves you…
[gasps] Oh, 'cause of your mom.
Poor motherless child.
Derek, no.
Yeah, she's… [whispering] …got no mother.
I'd be excited for graduation except my boyfriend refuses to sit with my mom.
She's…
just a little gropey.
That was one time, and she thought you stole her vape.
She pulled my zipper down.
- Oh. I mean, it's only normal… - [whispering] Yeah.
…that she'd want to get to know you better.
I mean, get your shit together.
Look at Will and even Matthew.
You're the new Matthew.
- [all clamoring] - That's so bad for your brand.
You can move back in upstairs.
Will's girlfriend's pregnant.
- Oh, seriously? - [both] What?
Come on, bro. He told us that with confidence.
In confidence.
That's what I said.
I'm gonna go.
I do actually have to go, but I would have said that regardless.
[amusing music playing]
Okay, raise your hand if you thought it would've been me first.
[sighs]
Still can't believe Paul's leaving.
Paul. How's it going, man?
I'm going to get a protein bar.
- Oh, hell yeah, dude. - Great update.
Get off my jock.
- [smacks lips] Wow. - He doesn't seem quite as sad as I am.
Yeah, I'm gonna miss the smell of cranky old guy around here.
[chuckles] We could turn his office into a Paul museum.
Like, school groups could come through.
We could have Disney make an animatronic of him.
Says things like… [imitating Paul] "Behold, the tools.
- [chuckles] - And, uh, raw dog. Raw dog."
Hey. Paul didn't tell you?
- What? - Okay. Um…
Well, Paul kinda gave me the building to use for my trauma center.
Well, actually I'm renting it from him for, like, a dollar.
Even though I probably won't pay, since he doesn't have Venmo.
So, yeah, it's kind of free.
Unless he gets Venmo.
Which he won't, so it's definitely free.
- He gave you the whole place? - Yeah.
- That's fucking awesome. - Really?
Paul and I talked about this years ago. I have no interest in running a business.
All I care about is being able to see my patients.
I can do that anywhere.
I basically already do that anywhere.
Look, this is your dream.
It's a really cool next chapter for this place.
Thank you, Jimmy.
Like, really, that means a lot, a lot.
- Like, a lot, a lot, a lot. - [sighs]
Can we still get the animatronic Paul?
Dude, I think we have to. [inhales sharply]
[imitating Paul] "Woof.
- Why am I a doll, Jimmy?" - [chuckles]
- This way. Hi, Paul. - [chuckles]
I can't believe this is happening.
This is like my own multiverse.
- Happy Grandpa, meet grumpy Grandpa. - Which one's which?
- I think you know. - I'm good with either.
- Randy. Ah. - Uh, Paul.
- Thanks. - [Alice] I told him
how much you've been there for me the last couple of years,
so I thought it'd be nice for you guys to say hi.
- I'm gonna go get Dad. - Okay.
- Great kid. - The best.
She said that you would meet her in the park in exchange for candy?
Sounds creepier than it was.
- Ah. [sucks teeth] - [chuckles]
Listen, I gotta… I gotta say that I really appreciate you, uh,
being there for her after Tia died.
I-I would've liked to, you know, be around more.
I suppose it was a hard time for you as well.
I know it's difficult to know how to deal with people that are grieving.
Yeah. It, uh…
Well, it is what it is, right?
If I'm making you uncomfortable, you can change the subject.
Thanks for the road map.
- You play guitar? - No.
Okay. 0 for 1.
Oh, this is nice. I didn't realize chitchat paid so well.
I bet Jimmy's good at it.
He got that from his mom.
She was an emotional, yapper type too.
Your son is an excellent therapist.
Great to hear.
- Oh, you have protein bars. - Want one?
- No. - Hey, look who I found.
Wow, I thought I smelled airport cologne.
There's Grandy Randy.
[Randy] Oh, Gaby.
- There's my tall cup of hot chocolate. - Sure is.
You never let me call you chocolate anything.
Well, that's because I like when older guys call me hot.
[muttering] That's some bullshit.
["Frightening Fishes" by Benjamin Gibbard playing]
Hey.
I cannot remember a single time
when I've connected with my father on an emotional level.
My dad got drunk one time… [sighs]
…woke me up in the middle of the night,
locked me in the basement and said he was gonna set the house on fire.
- Okay, you win at bad dads. - Thank you.
It seems like Alice is really very fond of him.
[Jimmy] Yeah, you know.
She's not aware that he's about to pull the same vanishing act on her
he did on me when I was a kid.
Well, did you ever talk to him about it?
You can't be mad at somebody for not changing their behavior
if you haven't had the courage to tell them how you feel.
I know, Paul. But what's the point if he's not gonna change?
They rarely do.
But then you get to be mad and let 'em fucking have it.
It's been on the tip of my tongue s-so many times.
[Paul chuckles]
[sighs] Am I just a wimp?
- Yes. - [chuckles]
Look,
you know how I feel about this stuff.
You wouldn't be doing it to change him.
- You'd be doing it to unburden yourself. - [sighs]
It's a lot to carry around,
and this kinda toxic shit does come out eventually.
You know, he missed my high school graduation too.
My dad once had me fight a dog that bit me.
So that explains the "Woof."
[quirky music playing]
We talked through all our options,
and we plan on keeping the baby.
[stammers, sighs]
Are-Are you guys even serious with-with each other?
Is this like a forever thing?
I mean, we haven't hard-launched,
but she keeps her eczema cream at my place.
Yeah. [chuckling] I do.
[stammers] We haven't even had you over for coffee and toilet, Peyton.
I don't know what that is.
So, it's a symbol of being truly embraced by this family.
And I'm here for C and T, like, all the time.
C and T. I like it.
- Summer. - Yes?
Would you take Connor to hang with your mom
so he gets used to her before graduation?
- Oh, good idea. - [mouthing] What?
- She should be alert by now. - [Liz] Mm-hmm.
You're supposed to protect me.
How did this happen?
Weren't you guys being safe?
We were.
I guess it just didn't work.
Oh, come on, buddy.
[stammers] I also had to get off the pill because it was affecting my mood.
It makes me… [scoffs] …really mean.
A baby will make you meaner.
- And your nipples are gonna be crusty. - [huffs]
And hard.
And gross for a year.
Like little rocks.
Both of us?
- Just one. - Mm-mmm.
[sighs] I mean…
- How do you plan to support this baby? - [mumbles]
- Well, sports agents make good money. - [clears throat]
Yeah, but you work in the mail room,
for now, until AI takes your job.
I could do MomTok. Mm-hmm.
And get brand deals.
Lots of people make money that way.
- Until AI starts Mom-Tokking. - Stop saying AI.
It's an existential threat, babe.
I just want you both to know how hard this is gonna be.
- I mean, just giving birth. - I'm not worried about that
because, uh, I plan on doing an unmedicated water birth at home.
Uh-oh.
Count.
One.
Two.
[both] How long is she gonna count?
- For water birth, probably a hundred. - Four. Five.
Well, thanks for not totally freaking out.
[sighs] I know it's kind of a mess.
Yeah. It's not ideal.
But we love you,
and we'll get through it.
- [sighing] Oh. - [Derek] Yeah!
- You're welcome. - Thank you.
- Love you, Mom. - Love you.
- [Will] Love you, guys. - Take care. Love you.
- Drive safe. - [whispering] Oh, my God.
[sighs]
- We're having a baby. - [squeals]
- We get to be young grandparents.
Oh, my God. So many people are gonna mistake me for the mother.
Agree with me.
Oh, so many people.
So many people.
- All right, let's call everyone. - I'm gonna get a baseball glove.
[singsongy] Jumpsuit!
Ugh. My gym is officially too gay.
They have a new class called Booty Garland
where you do squats to Judy Garland songs.
- So stupid. - Uh-huh.
Oh, and you get to drink during it.
Cute. Okay, I'm in.
Yeah, I found my Pilates teacher on Instagram,
and he had a lot of bare ass on there.
- We're on me right now, Kellie. - Oh, I'm sorry. [smacks lips]
I said I'm sorry.
- Oh, you want his handle? - Yeah. Get there faster, Kellie.
- Hey. - Hi.
- Daddy has some good news. - Oh.
Work approved the family housing request for my trip to Tennessee.
So we can all go together.
I don't have to be away from you both for three months.
Um, sorry. I can't go away for that long, babe.
I have a job too, you know. [scoffs]
Oh.
- Brian, you can't just work remotely? - Of course I can.
I haven't been in my office in months. I even think they might've moved,
but it's been too long for me to ask without it being weird.
I don't understand why you don't want to go to Tennessee.
- It sounds like an adventure. - [scoffs]
Elvis is from there.
They have barbecue.
Mmm. And other culturally appropriated things.
Hey, did… did we steal barbecue from you?
- Sure did. - Whoa, bummer.
- [Gaby] Mmm. - Come on. Life is short.
Oh, my God, Derek.
Enough with the life is short stuff.
I don't wanna go to Tennessee.
It's too humid.
It's far.
Also, did you know that Memphis
- is the murder capital of the country? - Really?
I don't know, but if it is, that's not how I wanna find out.
Plus, where am I supposed to buy my clothes? Walmart?
Uh…
What are you trying to say? My shit's not from Walmart, bro.
- What? - [Gaby] Wow. Thank God you're here.
Brian's been Brianing more than usual, and it's been awful to witness.
Well, I rushed over here in the middle of my uncle's wake.
It wasn't over, but you guys said it was an emergency.
- It's not. - Holy shnikes, I am so sorry.
I'm fucking with you, 'cause you guys were being really weird on the phone.
- What's up? - I'll tell you what's up.
Matthew has a full-time job going, and he's, uh…
[sucks teeth] …he's moving outta here.
Wow. Nice. I didn't think he'd actually pull that off.
[snickers] Me either.
Yeah. The rehab isn't completely finished.
I need someone to fix some of Matthew's handiwork.
You know, like the upside-down bathroom faucet.
- Water still comes out. - Now it's a bidet.
I just need someone to oversee the repairs.
If you can do that…
you can live here rent-free.
And who knows, maybe by the time I'm ready to sell it,
you'll be ready to buy it.
After that big, fancy new job of yours.
- Come on. Look… - Dude.
…I know you weren't ready before, a-and it's…
it's okay if you're… if you're still not.
I just need you to know that this is for me too, right?
I have been thinking a lot about my life and who I wanna be.
And it's someone who supports and is there for the people he loves.
[chuckling] Holy shit, D-Train.
I just came to take credit if he said yes. Now I'm invested.
Yeah.
- Okay, I'm in. - Come on!
- Come to Papa! - Yay!
- Yay! [chuckles] - Yay!
- I love you, man. - [Derek] I love you.
- Thanks, Derek. - You're welcome.
- No, Brian. - Okay, that's enough… All right.
- Come on, man. - That was for me.
- Oh. - Twenty-three out of 25.
You hit that like it wronged you.
I like to think I'm sending it to a better place. You're up.
It's a great idea, kid.
Yeah, well, I figured we haven't had much one-on-one time.
All right. Might wanna call NASA.
- I'm sending this one up into orbit. - Okay. [chuckles]
- [grunts] - Come on, Jimbo.
You've hit faster balls than that in Little League.
Remember what I taught ya.
Think of someone who's grinding your gears,
then picture their face on the ball.
[grunts]
Oh! That one had some fire in it.
Like back in '89, when you walked it off for the Badgers.
[Jimmy] You really loved that day, huh?
I sure did.
One of those core memories.
You know, I think that graduation is gonna be one of those core memories for Alice.
Oh, come on. Let's not go back to that again, huh?
[stammers] Look, didn't we have a great couple of days together? Huh?
She really loves that car.
I think it's awesome
how generous
and warm and fun you can be when you come visit.
But it also always feels like you got one foot in and one foot out.
And it can be really confusing for a kid.
It makes them feel like they're not as important to you as you are to them.
This whole "fun and done" thing, it's not enough for her.
It was never enough for me.
Jimmy, your mom was the one who always had a knack
for that touchy-feely part of being a parent. I just… I did…
- You know, I did the best I could. - I know. I know you did. I know.
I get it. I really do, Dad.
And I know, I know you think Alice is gonna be fine with you bailing.
But you know what she said to me the other night?
She said, "I'm just so happy that we're all gonna be together."
Because me and you,
we're all she has, man.
[inhales sharply]
What is it that you would like me to do here?
Cancel your fishing trip.
Show up at graduation.
I'm not that guy, Jimmy.
And, buddy, I can't tell you how much I don't wanna keep having this conversation,
so if you got anything else to say,
get it out now.
I'm good.
Good.
They got soft serve over there.
Come on. Let me buy you one.
[downcast music playing]
- We're having a baby! - [cheering]
[Gaby] I am so happy for you,
and your unwed boy, and his wannabe Instagram baby mama.
Thank you.
There's so much to do.
I think we should turn Will's room into a nursery,
because the baby's gonna be here all the time.
I have to get her a new doctor,
and a new birth plan that doesn't have the word "bathtub" in it.
Okay, babe, I-I know you're excited,
but isn't this a little… [chuckles] …a little early?
[scoffs] Those guys don't know what they're doing.
And we're gonna be practically raising this kid for the next five years.
- Ten, if we're lucky. - Yeah.
- Probably 20. Ugh. - I hope.
- [Brian] Ugh. - [chuckles]
- [Liz] What? - Charlie keeps texting me
about Tennessee.
And now he's sending me sad face emojis, and himself doing sad face emojis.
- [Liz] Oh, so special. - No, it's not funny.
- It's not. It's not funny. - He's making art, Brian.
I am allowed to not want to go to Tennessee.
Okay. Well, Brian, maybe he'd stop if you sack up and tell him the truth.
- [gasps] - How you really feel.
- [sighs] - I agree with Gaby… [stammers]
…about telling the truth about how you feel.
- Yeah, you do. - Mm-hmm.
'Cause Gaby's a genius.
I don't wanna raise Will's baby.
- Dummy. - Way to go, Gaby.
You cool it. And I'm not afraid
- of either of you, okay? - [Derek] Okay.
I thought you were excited to be a grandfather.
I am, but, like, you know, a normal one,
where you see them on weekends and holidays,
you feed them a bunch of sugar,
and then tell their parents that ADHD isn't real.
- Okay, well, it is real. - It's not.
- What? - [Derek] Okay.
I know everybody is sick and tired about my "life is short" thing,
but it is.
I don't wanna be 90,
sitting in a rocking chair with this same full head of hair,
wishing I did cool stuff.
I want to fly to a different time zone,
and when I get there, it's yesterday.
I wanna go to Vietnam.
I wanna eat fruit that smells like butt.
- May I suggest trying real butt? - It's overrated.
Well, maybe you had a bad one.
Look, I'm just saying,
the rest of my days,
I want them filled with adventure.
My adventure is not eating butt fruit,
but go for it.
I would never stop you from doing anything that made you happy.
I don't wanna go alone.
I want to go with you.
But that's not my jam, babe.
Why don't you ask Matthew?
He'd go to Vietnam, or Connor.
- Hey. Can I get a peach? - Here you go, little girl.
Summer would totally go with you.
[scoffs] I'm not taking her to Vietnam.
I didn't realize that was on the table.
If you change your mind, I am so in.
- Babe. [sighs] Babe. - [door slams]
Thank you.
[smacks lips, sucks teeth] Yeah. See, this is why we lie.
Why do you always have
- the worst takeaways? - What?
Ta-da!
Ah, you made overnight oats for graduation day.
Yeah, of course I did.
- It's your favorite. - Throwback.
I did a test batch yesterday with water.
- It was a real piece of shit. - Okay.
But this time, I used coconut milk, and I think I've cracked the code.
Yay!
How did you ever like this stuff?
- It was a dark time. - Mm-hmm.
- [sighs] - Hey.
- What's with the bag?
Oh, I'm sorry, kid.
Something came up.
My buddy invited me deep-sea fishing.
Sorry to miss the ceremony, but, uh, I am so proud of you.
Don't worry about it. You're missing the boring part.
I wish I could go fishing.
Actually, wait. Would I have to touch a fish,
- and would they die? - Yes, to both.
- Okay, then I'm out. - Okay.
- Go make your dad proud. [chuckles] - Okay.
I'm gonna go change and get
- my cap and gown, okay? - Okay.
- I'll meet you in the car? - Yeah, you bet.
- Bye, Grandpa. - Goodbye.
- Love you. - Love you too.
- Good luck, kiddo. - Thank you.
See? I told you she'd be fine.
Not everyone is as sensitive as you.
Thanks for the visit. See you soon.
[downcast music playing]
[sighs] I think when I move, I'm gonna miss you most of all.
You talking about me or the sandwich?
You don't wanna know.
[lisping] Careful what you say to Sean, or you might get sucker punched.
He's not getting his tooth fixed on purpose,
just to make me feel like shit.
It's like working with Daffy Duck.
[chuckles] I love Daffy Duck.
He's so angry, but I know it's not my job to fix his life.
- What do you think? - I think you're smart enough
to figure this stuff out for yourself.
Okay, Mr. Miyagi. I will.
Julie and I are leaving in the morning.
Stay in touch.
Give me a call and let me know who Mr. Miyagi is.
- Ay, whoa, whoa, whoa. Hold up. - What?
You really think you gon' skip town without giving me a hug?
You got one after your last session.
That was a doctor-patient hug.
Now I want my friend hug.
- Don't be a hug bitch. - Fine.
[sighs]
- Ah! - Fine.
There it is.
Jesus. Ridiculous.
[lisping] Isn't that sweet?
Get your fucking tooth fixed.
[Sean chuckles]
- You good? - [sniffles] I'm nervous. [chuckles]
Me too. [chuckles]
All I have to do is sit.
Okay, before we go in there, um…
[smacks lips] …your mom--
I know.
[sentimental music playing]
- She loves-- - I know.
Yeah.
[cries]
What can you do?
[sniffs]
What can you do?
[inhales deeply]
- Oh, kid. [sighs] - [cries, groans]
Ugh, everyone in there will be watching us because of Mom,
so let's just have this be our emotional moment, okay?
- Out there we can just smile… - [breathes deeply]
…and point at each other,
- cool as shit. - You got it.
[inhales sharply, sighs]
What is this?
It's a cardboard cutout of you as a baby, but I don't know why it's in here.
Absolutely not.
Please? You were so cute.
Dad, I swear, if you hold this up, I will never forgive you.
Fine.
- I love you. - I love you more. Let's go.
- [principal] Kyle Lacey. - [crowd cheering]
- [principal] Alice Laird. - [graduation march playing]
Winnifred Lutke.
- Whoo-hoo-hoo! - [principal speaks indistinctly]
[principal] Kenneth Martin.
[speaks indistinctly]
Pretty sweet, huh?
Wet bar, central air,
and unlike the pool house, this place has a few separate rooms.
What? Did you seriously bring me here to show off your dope new place?
Yeah.
But it's our dope new place.
Move in, man.
Rent free. No strings.
At least till you get back on track.
Okay, one string 'cause I am definitely taking the bigger room.
[chuckles]
But there's no way I would have ever made it this far without you.
- So, what do you think, man? - Are you for real?
- I look like I'm playing? - [chuckles]
- Count me in. - Yes!
- [Jorge chuckles] - Let's go.
- [lisping] Sean… - Hey.
- You ain't gotta get all mushy with me. - Can you give me a ride to the dentist?
I've been waiting for your ass to ask all day.
[chuckles] Let's get you fixed up, man.
[cheerful music playing]
I guess I have a roommate now, so goodbye, office slash gym slash bird room.
- What now? - I was gonna get a bird,
and it was gonna be his room.
Now you're bird-less, and your girlfriend can't walk around naked.
Still worth it. Sometimes you have to make sacrifices for the people you love.
[Gaby] Wow, Sean.
That is so true.
I'm almost tempted to say,
"Booyah. Told y'all, asses," unironically.
[chuckles] But I won't.
- Really makes you think. - [Liz] Hmm.
- Sean, bring the photos. Let's go. - Yes, ma'am.
That was mostly directed at you.
Oh, please.
You won't even sniff butt fruit with a man whose only crime is loving you too much.
You won't even relocate with your husband 'cause you're scared of pecan pie.
It's too sticky!
What if I can't get my mouth back open?
["You Seemed So Happy" playing]
- [all cheering] - Congratulations!
- Come on, give us a speech! - [all] Speech!
- [Brian] Do it! - Okay.
Thank you so much for coming.
I love you guys so much.
This has been a really crazy ride,
but I'm really grateful to have all of you by my side always.
Oh, as a heads-up, Paul is counting this as his goodbye to everyone,
so get your hug in while you can.
- [Brian] Huh. - Damn it, Alice.
We did it. We fucking graduated.
- I love you so much. - Oh, I love you.
I love you guys too. [chuckles]
- So not your moment. - You almost destroyed us, Connor.
- Come here. I love you. - [sighs]
- Have fun in Connecticut. - Okay.
- Those are my people. - [Paul chuckles]
I owed you a plant that wasn't dead.
- I'm proud of you. - Hey.
I am proud of you too.
Sous-chef.
Fancy.
As a parting gift, you don't have to pay my last invoice.
- [chuckles] - [chuckles]
Actually, you do. According to California state law, I have to get paid.
We like your dress.
We think it's fine.
Are you two mad I didn't let you take me shopping for it?
- Maybe. - Don't feel great about it.
How about you pick out my "driving away to college" outfit?
- Mm-hmm. - Fine.
- Yeah? Fine. - We love you.
- I love you. - I love you.
- [sighs] - Congratulations on Alice.
Ah, thanks.
You know, I'm not sure which is harder.
Being the one who leaves, or the one who's left behind.
Hmm.
There she is.
- I'm so proud of you. - Thank you.
Wait, no hugging if you're gonna cry.
Dad's been crying every time I go near him.
Mm-hmm.
Not everybody's as sensitive as he is.
I'm a tough guy. I can handle it.
Okay.
I can't believe I have to say goodbye to you too.
Can we please just make out, like, just this once?
- Fine. - [gasps] What… Hey!
[chuckles]
- All right. Just relax, you guys. Okay? - My God, my heart almost stopped.
Mine too.
Well, when it does stop, I'll be right here.
- Good to know. - Yeah.
[Paul] Oh. [sighs]
Hey, there you are.
Where we going for our goodbye breakfast tomorrow?
To that, uh, akaya place?
It's acai.
You all right, kid?
I came out to get some air.
It's an emotional time.
You know, a few months ago,
after I started taking care of all your shit…
Gaby warned me that I would never get any thanks from you no matter what I did.
And I was holding out hope that she was wrong.
Okay.
You want a thanks? You got it.
Thanks.
[scoffs]
Is that why you do things? For the thanks?
You're really fucking arrogant,
- you know that? - I do.
You expect everybody to worship you,
and you don't care at all if they feel valued or not.
You really think that's true?
I don't know what I did wrong, Paul.
I've always been there for you.
- All right. - I've been there for your patients.
I was team Paul.
I was team Paul 24/7.
That was me. Team Paul.
Everything I've done, everything has been to make you happy.
Yes, I slept with Meg…
Goddamn it.
You what?
- Jimmy… - [sighs]
…not the man's daughter.
- Derek! - I had to pee.
You had to walk past three bathrooms to get to that balcony!
We like fresh air.
Go back inside!
[mouthing] Oops. [audibly] Okay.
You slept with Meg.
- When? - A while back. It meant nothing.
- It meant nothing? - No, it was great.
- It was great? - Paul, it doesn't matter.
It was a blip, and now she's back with Dave,
and we don't have to ever talk about it ever again.
[breathing heavily] You gave the practice to Gaby.
We talked about this years ago.
You said you hated paperwork and…
[stammers] …all you wanted to do was spend time with the patients.
People change. You didn't even check with me, Paul.
- Would you have wanted it? - No.
So, you're angry with me
for not offering you something that you don't want?
Yes, I am!
I'm supposed to be your guy.
I've been your guy.
And this, this is how you treat me?
I don't fucking deserve this!
- Easy, kid. - No, I'm mad, Paul!
And I'm embarrassed.
I have to find out from Meg that you're moving.
You don't even have the decency to come and look me in my eyes
and tell me that you're leaving me.
[somber music playing]
- [sighs] - Let's take a break.
I think these feelings that you're having
might be meant for someone else.
No, I think they're meant for both of you.
I get it now.
I'm not as important to you as you are to me.
I just feel stupid it took me that long to realize it. Mm-hmm.
Look, I'm gonna go home now.
I leave, uh, tomorrow morning at 10:00 a.m.
Come and say goodbye wh-when, um, calmer heads prevail.
[sighs]
I don't wanna leave with you having regrets.
I mean, I'm just not that sensitive, Paul.
I'll survive.
[chuckles]
[sighs]
♪ I was walking in Memphis ♪
♪ Walking with my feet Ten feet off of Beale ♪
Kellie, if you're gonna harmonize with me, please match my key.
- What is happening? - [sighs]
Sutton and I are coming with you to Tennessee.
And Kellie too, if she can.
Really?
Yeah. You're amazing. [chuckles]
And we're so grateful to have you.
- Thank you. - [chuckles]
Yeah. I'm gonna make it work.
Great. Remind me to give her a little sugar every now and again,
as she might actually murder me. [chuckling]
Wait, you're really coming?
We make sacrifices for those we love.
And then we hold it over their heads and bring it up in every argument…
[in a silly voice] …for the rest of our lives. Don't we?
[mellow music playing]
- Hi. - Hi.
I've been thinking.
- Uh-oh. - Yeah.
I am going to be an incredibly overbearing grandmother.
I'm very excited about it,
and there's nothing that you can do to stop me.
I know.
But I also know that you have needs.
You do?
- I don't love it. - [chuckles]
So… I got you these.
Is this for real?
I figure we have, like, seven months until my crazy kicks in.
So, uh, why not be in Europe?
There's tickets to the Guinness factory in Dublin.
There's a reservation at my favorite restaurant in Verbier.
And then after the baby is born,
we can still have adventures…
occasionally.
- Wow. - This one starts in Barcelona though.
Okay, but…
can you say it right?
- [in Spanish accent] Barcelona. - [chuckling]
- Muy sexy.
- You're silly. - Ah, gracias, mi amor.
["I Remember Everything" playing]
Hey. Car's here.
- All right. Coming. - [phone chimes]
♪ Beach towel drifts on the drying line ♪
♪ Do I remind you of your daddy In his '88 Ford? ♪
♪ Labrador hanging out The passenger door ♪
♪ The sand from your hair Is blowing in my eyes ♪
♪ Blame it on the beach Grown men don't cry ♪
♪ Do you remember That beat-down basement couch? ♪
♪ I'd sing you my love songs And you'd tell me about ♪
♪ How your mama ran off And pawned her ring ♪
[sighs]
♪ I remember I remember everything ♪
♪ A cold shoulder at closing time ♪
♪ You were begging me to stay Till the sun rose ♪
♪ Strange words come on out ♪
♪ Of a grown man's mouth When his mind's broke ♪
♪ Pictures and passing time ♪
♪ You only smile like that When you're drinking ♪
♪ I wish I didn't But I do ♪
♪ Remember every moment On the nights with you ♪