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哈囉

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哈囉

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你們從下面那邊看得到我嗎?

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哈囉

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掰囉,你們這些慢郎中

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記得媞亞以前都會說我們走得太慢

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然後她就會向前跑
像瘋子一樣揮手說再見嗎?

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我不記得,我以前都沒受邀來健行

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因為你們覺得我太挑釁又難搞

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現在我們不覺得了

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我就是我

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但看看我們的小妞又穿上花俏的褲子了

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對,這件是我最愛的

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對,我慢慢好起來了

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重溫了動畫版的《哈比人》

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做了指甲,還想在指甲上畫迷你寶劍

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結果化成了小小陽具
看起來像是一堆哈比人小老二

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現在我帶我男人第一次來健行了

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好啦,我不懂健行這回事

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是怎樣?只是在天氣熱時走路?

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有時候大腿會走到有點擦破皮

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- 可以繼續聊小加的事嗎?
- 謝謝

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所以這表示妳明天會回來上班了?

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我還在消化

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她還在消化,吉米

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天啊,別逼她,老兄

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好,怎麼大家都在公幹我了?

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- 好玩啊
- 現在我喜歡健行了

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- 對啊
- 吉米,我需要...

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至少再一週

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怎麼了?你厭倦當保羅的司機了?

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因為他每天早上
都要我在買“巴西妹”的地方停車

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那個叫做巴西莓啦

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還有,是誰介紹他聽破嘴合唱團的?

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我

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我上大學前要不要再去弄個新髮型?

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也許染成藍色或粉紅色?

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妳也可以狠一點,直接剃光頭

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我贊成

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大家會以為妳是個神經病或是病入膏肓

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不管怎樣,大家都會
讓妳為所欲為,所以雙贏

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- 嘿,兄弟
- 嘿

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你一小時之前就吃完午餐了

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你怎麼還在這裡?

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也許我只是在跟我的同儕們一起混

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- 誰要來跟他說?
- 我來吧

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布萊恩,我們愛你,但你是老頭,兄弟

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我現在真的超想賞妳巴掌的

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反正啦,我才不是老頭

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把這句話接下去

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- “呦吼...”
- 這樣才像話

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討厭啦

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好,對啦,我得離開查理一陣子

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我們最近在幫莎頓做睡眠訓練
結果吵得不可開交

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昨晚他太機車了

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我跟他說他不是孩子的父親

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這是無可辯駁的事實

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但他吼回來說:“你也不是”

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這真的是

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太傷人了

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靠,是德烈提寶多

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- 真有趣的名字
- 對啊,是吧?

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是個一氣呵成的名字,姓跟名得都唸出來

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嘿,德烈...提寶多

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我就說吧

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好,聽來不錯

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很遺憾聽到這消息

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好,謝謝你打來

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靠,你沒錄取?

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不是,他阿姨去世了

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但我錄取了,我他媽的錄取了

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我是副主廚了,寶貝

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寶貝,好耶

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我的天啊

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- 不會吧
- 靠

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嘿,荷黑還不知道這件事,所以快掩護我

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嘿,你們在慶祝什麼啊?

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我的寶寶說了第一句話

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- 太扯了吧
- 對啊

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她說了什麼?

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她說了

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“爹地好年輕”

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老兄,我出生時你在場耶

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你有家用電話

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你還在說“捷克斯洛伐克”

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為何?怎麼了嗎?

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好喔

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我很高興妳來這附近

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也許我不是來這附近

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也許我只是想來見你

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我就是希望妳會這麼說

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沒有啦,我是來這附近

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討厭啦

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我的彼拉提斯教室就在對面

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我很想說你會一週看到我三次

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但大概會是差不多兩週一次

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在我吃一堆甜甜圈,開始痛恨自己後

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- 再多給我點鮮奶油吧
- 當然好

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所以我得等到妳痛恨自己到不行

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才能再見到妳,是嗎?

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對,但我常常都是那個狀態

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- 酷喔,我也是
- 好

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那今晚如何?

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靠

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我真的很少會有事

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但可惜我爸今晚要來

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好喔,見父母可能有點太快了

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我是說,你已經見過我前夫跟我的小孩

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而且還稍微感覺了一下我的居家胸罩

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所以也許我們準備好了

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嘿,我沒在怕我們進展太快

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我們是規則破壞者

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早安,吉米

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早安,陌生女子

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保羅,這位是蘇菲

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蘇菲,這位是保羅

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我的皮條客

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嘿,我這週末摔了個小跤

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茱莉逼我用這個

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但你們繼續開心吧

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你把皮草大衣留在車上了?

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我不知道我為何這麼說,我根本不認識你

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她跟你是絕配耶

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你這應該不是稱讚吧?

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不是

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好,我得走了

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- 我之後再跟你聊囉,好
- 好

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幸會,保羅

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幸會

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哇

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閉嘴

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- 幹嘛?
- 我好像記得有某個人在我的婚禮上

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鼓勵你重回情場

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我覺得你應該感激那位人士的智慧

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謝謝你,保羅

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我以你為榮

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繼續勇敢下去

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小加來上班了嗎?

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她說她還需要一週

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糟糕,這可不妙

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如果你想的話,我可以再去找她聊

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不用,我搞的,我來處理

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如果有必要
我會親自把那女人拖回來上班

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這正是皮條客會說的話

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酷一點啦,兄弟

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要點歌嗎?給我25分錢,我啥都能彈

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隨便說一首

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- 嗨
- 嘿

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哇,客滿了耶

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對啊,跟你說,我待在家太無聊了

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我看到你爸走過來

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就像你每次說的:“你家就是我家”

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我從來沒說過

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- 那你該說啊
- 好

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你知道嗎?吉米會彈鋼琴

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對,我們都深刻領教過了

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這我也有點功勞,跟你們說...

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有一次,我有比利喬演唱會的門票

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我朋友放我鴿子,而我就想說
“那我就帶吉米去吧”

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那是個上學日的晚上,他媽不太贊成

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但我想要他去體驗

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- 現場音樂的歡樂魅力,所以...
- 對

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結果他深受震撼
一整週都恍神地走來走去

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我才沒恍神

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我是受了創傷

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站在我旁邊的60歲女人

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扯掉她的內褲,丟上舞台

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我看到了七歲小孩不該看的畫面

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然後我幫他報了鋼琴課
接下來的事你們都知道了

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她叫做瓦萊麗尚貝格

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好喔,這才是像話的故事

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真希望你是我爸

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這故事讓我想起來

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有一次,我想要跑到
紅髮艾德演唱會的後台

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聲稱我是他的私生女

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結果超多紅髮仔都這麼做

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所以他找了個做親子鑑定的傢伙隨行

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誰想喝咖啡?

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《誠實診療室》

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{\an8}你們明天要做什麼?

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{\an8}我要去牽一輛需要保養的新車

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{\an8}我想說我們可以花一整天
邊整理車,邊聽音樂

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{\an8}提供免費勞力聽起來很有意思

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{\an8}不過我們明天打算去買艾莉絲的宿舍用品

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{\an8}那個隨時都能買吧

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{\an8}我想要跟爺爺一起整理車

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{\an8}我錯了,我都忘了妳多愛“車車”

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{\an8}好啊,好,你們就去弄車吧

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{\an8}我有很多工作要趕,所以...

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{\an8}好喔,那我就早點去睡了

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{\an8}德瑞克給了我10美金
叫我彈史提利丹樂團的一堆歌,累死我

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{\an8}- 他很好玩耶
- 他似乎也很喜歡你,爸

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{\an8}好吧,好好休息

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{\an8}- 掰,爺爺
- 回頭見囉

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{\an8}你知道哪裡怪嗎?

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{\an8}我看得出來,你不太爽別人喜歡他

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{\an8}什麼?沒有啦,拜託

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{\an8}也許有一點

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{\an8}聽我說,孩子

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{\an8}爺爺很有人緣

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{\an8}那表示大家只看到他的一個面向

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{\an8}嘿,爸,這是我的畢業週

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{\an8}我只有你們兩個親人

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{\an8}所以我想要我們大家待在一起

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{\an8}跟我們一起弄車啦

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{\an8}而且請為了我,對他好一點

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{\an8}為了妳,怎樣都可以

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{\an8}- 謝謝
- 好

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{\an8}你還是會幫我買宿舍的東西吧?

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{\an8}誰需要串燈跟懶骨頭呢?

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{\an8}妳可是擁有爺爺的愛耶

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{\an8}討厭啦

213
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{\an8}嘿,很感謝你到府服務
但我已經知道你的來意了

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{\an8}太好了,那明天見囉

215
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{\an8}想得美

216
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{\an8}這樣吧,不如我就

217
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{\an8}- 直接跟你說我的狀態
- 說吧

218
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{\an8}就是呢,我一度放膽夢想
要開一間創傷中心

219
00:09:26,567 --> 00:09:28,693
{\an8}所以現在我一想到
又要回去做一成不變的工作

220
00:09:28,694 --> 00:09:29,986
{\an8}感覺就像在退步

221
00:09:29,987 --> 00:09:31,571
{\an8}導致我沮喪得要命

222
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{\an8}雖然我超擅長這工作

223
00:09:32,823 --> 00:09:35,324
{\an8}- 妳的確很擅長
- 謝謝

224
00:09:35,325 --> 00:09:38,119
{\an8}我感覺自己困在孤島上了

225
00:09:38,120 --> 00:09:40,455
{\an8}就像湯姆漢克上那顆排球的電影

226
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{\an8}他應該是沒有上排球啦

227
00:09:42,416 --> 00:09:45,084
{\an8}什麼?他在島上待兩年耶
不然他要拿那顆球幹嘛?

228
00:09:45,085 --> 00:09:46,752
{\an8}我不是說他什麼東西都沒上

229
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{\an8}我只是說我覺得他跟威爾森比較像...

230
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{\an8}朋友

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{\an8}聽我說,做妳拿手的事並不是在退步

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{\an8}這是我最後一週上班了

233
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永遠退休

234
00:10:07,149 --> 00:10:09,443
如果妳不為了自己回來上班...

235
00:10:13,113 --> 00:10:14,239
那就為了我吧

236
00:10:15,157 --> 00:10:18,034
如果妳真的做不下去,一個月之後再辭職

237
00:10:18,035 --> 00:10:22,289
妳可以到我在康乃狄克的船上來打我的臉

238
00:10:24,625 --> 00:10:27,084
- 好
- 好

239
00:10:27,085 --> 00:10:28,754
但我永遠都不會去康乃狄克

240
00:10:29,254 --> 00:10:31,173
那地方只有白人特權和帆船鞋

241
00:10:32,049 --> 00:10:33,800
不要嘲笑我的文化

242
00:10:39,181 --> 00:10:40,432
嘿,兄弟

243
00:10:41,600 --> 00:10:42,892
我聽說工作的事了

244
00:10:42,893 --> 00:10:43,976
恭喜啊

245
00:10:43,977 --> 00:10:45,645
是啊,謝了,老德

246
00:10:45,646 --> 00:10:48,022
你可以和我一起興奮,我的心臟受得了

247
00:10:48,023 --> 00:10:51,443
我只是不許在其他方面興奮

248
00:10:51,944 --> 00:10:52,944
性慾方面

249
00:10:52,945 --> 00:10:54,278
我知道

250
00:10:54,279 --> 00:10:55,906
我想整個街坊都知道

251
00:10:58,450 --> 00:10:59,743
我只是腦子一團亂

252
00:11:00,244 --> 00:11:01,703
好,來聊聊吧

253
00:11:02,371 --> 00:11:04,498
你想上來這裡嗎?還是我該下去那裡?

254
00:11:05,082 --> 00:11:06,290
你開玩笑嗎?

255
00:11:06,291 --> 00:11:08,751
兄弟,這景色太讚了

256
00:11:08,752 --> 00:11:11,879
- 嘿,你想從陽台往下尿尿嗎?
- 當然啊

257
00:11:11,880 --> 00:11:14,257
當然不行

258
00:11:14,258 --> 00:11:18,303
你不能再邀請人家上來這裡尿尿了

259
00:11:18,971 --> 00:11:20,429
好喔,下次吧

260
00:11:20,430 --> 00:11:22,223
不行,沒有下次

261
00:11:22,224 --> 00:11:23,724
下次

262
00:11:23,725 --> 00:11:26,436
那麼,你為何會一團亂?

263
00:11:28,272 --> 00:11:30,022
我覺得我無法接下這工作

264
00:11:30,023 --> 00:11:31,190
我可以插話嗎?

265
00:11:31,191 --> 00:11:34,068
看情況,這會讓我又對妳生氣嗎?

266
00:11:34,069 --> 00:11:36,237
這當然可能是其中一種結果

267
00:11:36,238 --> 00:11:37,573
那就不要

268
00:11:38,574 --> 00:11:40,033
這不是你的夢想工作嗎?

269
00:11:40,951 --> 00:11:43,871
記得我跟你說過
當你準備好時,宇宙會告訴你吧?

270
00:11:44,538 --> 00:11:46,747
好,你真的準備好了

271
00:11:46,748 --> 00:11:51,420
宇宙已經在幫你塗奶油,撒上祕製調味粉

272
00:11:52,546 --> 00:11:55,173
你不知道我跟荷黑經歷了多少爛事

273
00:11:55,174 --> 00:11:58,176
- 不能跟別人說的爛事
- 也對

274
00:11:58,177 --> 00:11:59,761
如果我收了餐車...

275
00:12:01,471 --> 00:12:02,472
他會一無所有

276
00:12:03,056 --> 00:12:04,349
你是個好朋友,尚恩

277
00:12:04,933 --> 00:12:06,142
但這輩子至少就這一次

278
00:12:06,143 --> 00:12:08,145
你得先為自己著想

279
00:12:08,729 --> 00:12:11,147
- 這...對我來說很難,兄弟
- 不,我懂

280
00:12:11,148 --> 00:12:13,942
我對於自私也很不在行

281
00:12:15,819 --> 00:12:17,863
我們得去問問某位專家的建議

282
00:12:19,406 --> 00:12:22,033
你們兩位何德何能啊?

283
00:12:22,034 --> 00:12:23,118
就跟你說吧

284
00:12:24,953 --> 00:12:26,913
避震器有點鬆

285
00:12:26,914 --> 00:12:29,582
艾莉絲,把活動套筒扳手遞給我

286
00:12:29,583 --> 00:12:31,000
不知道那是啥

287
00:12:31,001 --> 00:12:33,629
是那個看起來像彎曲手電筒的東西

288
00:12:34,213 --> 00:12:37,840
她不只漂亮,還懂工具箱,你中頭獎了

289
00:12:37,841 --> 00:12:39,592
我也略懂略懂啊,爸

290
00:12:39,593 --> 00:12:41,552
你懂啊?

291
00:12:41,553 --> 00:12:42,637
- 對
- 好喔

292
00:12:42,638 --> 00:12:45,098
那個草裙舞女孩有什麼故事?

293
00:12:45,682 --> 00:12:47,726
她叫做璐娜,出生在夏威夷

294
00:12:48,227 --> 00:12:50,520
她有一個夢想,就是跳草裙舞

295
00:12:50,521 --> 00:12:51,855
但她失敗了

296
00:12:52,356 --> 00:12:53,648
因為她太小隻了

297
00:12:53,649 --> 00:12:55,566
天啊,我怎麼會百感交集?

298
00:12:55,567 --> 00:12:57,276
對,成年女人都會這樣

299
00:12:57,277 --> 00:12:58,528
只要忽視他們,他們就會

300
00:12:58,529 --> 00:12:59,821
自己打住了

301
00:13:00,531 --> 00:13:03,032
這輛車真是經典,爺爺
這美女是哪個年份的?

302
00:13:03,033 --> 00:13:04,868
還是帥哥?你幫它取名了嗎?

303
00:13:05,452 --> 00:13:07,578
叫做莎莉,是美女,1989年的

304
00:13:07,579 --> 00:13:08,955
真是不得了的年份

305
00:13:08,956 --> 00:13:10,706
我開了第一間經銷店

306
00:13:10,707 --> 00:13:12,334
該死的柏林圍牆倒塌了

307
00:13:12,918 --> 00:13:15,963
而且還是吉米打出全壘打的那一年

308
00:13:16,463 --> 00:13:20,174
為他的小獾隊奪下了

309
00:13:20,175 --> 00:13:21,300
- 少棒聯盟錦標賽冠軍
- 對

310
00:13:21,301 --> 00:13:22,636
好的,爸

311
00:13:23,303 --> 00:13:25,763
我在本壘接他,我們慶祝得超熱烈的

312
00:13:25,764 --> 00:13:29,433
他根本沒發現自己在喊叫時,一顆乳牙

313
00:13:29,434 --> 00:13:32,645
從他嘴裡噴出來
直接掉進我的襯衫口袋裡

314
00:13:32,646 --> 00:13:33,938
不會吧

315
00:13:33,939 --> 00:13:37,233
那天晚上他媽在洗衣服時
差點把她嚇到心臟病發

316
00:13:37,234 --> 00:13:41,112
天啊,如果我在我老公的口袋
發現別人血淋淋的牙齒

317
00:13:41,113 --> 00:13:43,406
我會認為他是連環殺人魔耶

318
00:13:43,407 --> 00:13:45,741
她也很搞笑喔,我覺得你要好好把握她

319
00:13:45,742 --> 00:13:46,909
你也是

320
00:13:46,910 --> 00:13:49,580
我是說,不是把握我啦,把握別人

321
00:13:50,330 --> 00:13:52,164
有時候道謝就好了

322
00:13:52,165 --> 00:13:53,250
謝了

323
00:13:54,293 --> 00:13:56,085
好,我去拿些水來吧

324
00:13:56,086 --> 00:13:57,212
好

325
00:13:59,047 --> 00:14:00,047
來吧,孩子

326
00:14:00,048 --> 00:14:02,509
我們來轉緊輪胎螺帽吧

327
00:14:10,100 --> 00:14:11,392
你是真的在裝水啊

328
00:14:11,393 --> 00:14:12,810
我還以為那是代號

329
00:14:12,811 --> 00:14:14,354
意思是讓他們去做苦工吧

330
00:14:16,815 --> 00:14:17,816
我喜歡他

331
00:14:18,400 --> 00:14:19,735
對啊,大家都喜歡

332
00:14:20,819 --> 00:14:21,819
抱歉,只是

333
00:14:21,820 --> 00:14:25,490
他喜歡說那些我童年時歲月靜好的故事
只不過真實度...

334
00:14:26,408 --> 00:14:27,533
差了一點

335
00:14:27,534 --> 00:14:30,536
所以你沒敲出全壘打,奪下錦標賽冠軍?

336
00:14:30,537 --> 00:14:32,289
不,我有,我的表現讚到爆

337
00:14:34,082 --> 00:14:37,336
沒有,只不過他會在場是純屬巧合

338
00:14:38,962 --> 00:14:41,173
嘿,當我爸在的時候,情況都很好

339
00:14:43,008 --> 00:14:44,718
只是他似乎永遠

340
00:14:46,178 --> 00:14:47,846
都有其他的事情得做

341
00:14:49,556 --> 00:14:52,350
然後在媞亞去世的時候,他來參加告別式

342
00:14:52,351 --> 00:14:53,936
他發表了一番演說

343
00:14:54,686 --> 00:14:58,481
說他會把我跟艾莉絲當第一優先

344
00:14:58,482 --> 00:15:00,275
要真正地陪著我們

345
00:15:00,776 --> 00:15:03,694
接著,我也不知道耶
一定是有什麼超酷的事吧

346
00:15:03,695 --> 00:15:05,571
因為我們之後有兩年都沒見到他

347
00:15:05,572 --> 00:15:07,324
- 哇塞
- 是吧?

348
00:15:07,908 --> 00:15:11,410
你是個有老爸情結的42歲治療師耶

349
00:15:11,411 --> 00:15:12,787
幹

350
00:15:12,788 --> 00:15:13,997
嘿,我懂啦

351
00:15:14,831 --> 00:15:16,624
你爸對你不公平

352
00:15:16,625 --> 00:15:18,918
好吧,如果有幫助的話
我媽今天早上傳訊來

353
00:15:18,919 --> 00:15:20,920
說我的髮型只適合比較年輕的女生

354
00:15:20,921 --> 00:15:22,255
靠

355
00:15:22,256 --> 00:15:25,175
但你是個成人,吉米,而且你挺棒的

356
00:15:26,718 --> 00:15:28,720
所以你爸確實做對了什麼

357
00:15:29,346 --> 00:15:32,598
而且艾莉絲要畢業了
我知道你想要好好地享受一下

358
00:15:32,599 --> 00:15:35,561
所以也許試試放下過去吧

359
00:15:36,478 --> 00:15:37,562
誰知道呢?

360
00:15:37,563 --> 00:15:39,730
跟你說,也許他會出乎你的意料

361
00:15:39,731 --> 00:15:43,359
好吧,光是他會出席
艾莉絲的畢業典禮,我就出乎意料了

362
00:15:43,360 --> 00:15:45,112
對啊,好

363
00:15:46,488 --> 00:15:47,489
我差點忘了

364
00:15:48,824 --> 00:15:50,658
- 妳的髮型很完美
- 謝天謝地

365
00:15:50,659 --> 00:15:52,369
我們差點就玩完了

366
00:15:52,953 --> 00:15:55,496
我瞭,麗莎,大家都有傳了憤怒簡訊
之後超後悔的經驗

367
00:15:55,497 --> 00:15:57,498
像我就曾經傳簡訊給
放我鴿子的約會對象說

368
00:15:57,499 --> 00:15:58,875
“你這個禿頭乾癟王八蛋去死吧

369
00:15:58,876 --> 00:16:00,418
反正你一副妖瘦男的樣子”

370
00:16:00,419 --> 00:16:01,586
我有

371
00:16:01,587 --> 00:16:03,338
我是不是去了錯的星期五餐廳?

372
00:16:03,839 --> 00:16:05,007
也是

373
00:16:05,924 --> 00:16:07,258
重點是妳要設法

374
00:16:07,259 --> 00:16:09,510
與妳的不自在和平相處,好嗎?

375
00:16:09,511 --> 00:16:11,471
而不是一不爽就爆發

376
00:16:12,055 --> 00:16:13,514
同時呢,妳有我的電話號碼

377
00:16:13,515 --> 00:16:16,475
當妳有那種衝動的時候
我要妳把憤怒簡訊都傳給我

378
00:16:16,476 --> 00:16:19,145
只要開頭寫“跟小加無關”
這樣我就會記得不要罵回去

379
00:16:19,146 --> 00:16:21,314
- 好嗎?
- 好,我會的,謝了

380
00:16:21,315 --> 00:16:23,692
妳回來上班真是太好了

381
00:16:24,568 --> 00:16:25,652
回來上班很棒

382
00:16:29,489 --> 00:16:31,490
來不及,我看到了

383
00:16:31,491 --> 00:16:33,326
好,沒錯,對啦

384
00:16:33,327 --> 00:16:36,412
我超強的,好嗎?
如果有個屬於治療師的羅斯摩爾山

385
00:16:36,413 --> 00:16:39,498
那裡就會有弗洛伊德、榮格
《查理布朗卡通》裡的露西,還有我

386
00:16:39,499 --> 00:16:41,959
我說過了,妳只要說一聲

387
00:16:41,960 --> 00:16:43,419
這些都可以是妳的

388
00:16:43,420 --> 00:16:44,755
怎麼可能?

389
00:16:45,923 --> 00:16:47,089
我要接收你的辦公桌?

390
00:16:47,090 --> 00:16:48,174
你的診療室?

391
00:16:48,175 --> 00:16:49,258
茱莉?

392
00:16:49,259 --> 00:16:51,802
若真是這樣,我大部分時間
都會花在幫那雙美腿抹油

393
00:16:51,803 --> 00:16:54,431
然後拿來當溜滑梯玩,懂?

394
00:16:55,349 --> 00:16:56,432
- 不客氣
- 坐下

395
00:16:56,433 --> 00:16:57,851
好

396
00:16:58,810 --> 00:17:00,521
比我想像中還要露骨呢

397
00:17:02,356 --> 00:17:04,650
我這輩子都在做這份工作

398
00:17:05,358 --> 00:17:07,694
學習、精進

399
00:17:08,278 --> 00:17:10,531
因為我目睹它對人們有多大幫助

400
00:17:11,240 --> 00:17:13,991
我也在思考妳說過的話

401
00:17:13,992 --> 00:17:17,870
我最近幾年,更像是妳的導師了

402
00:17:17,871 --> 00:17:19,038
對吧?

403
00:17:19,039 --> 00:17:23,961
我覺得這樣會很有意義
由我跟妳分享我的知識

404
00:17:24,711 --> 00:17:28,257
讓妳可以繼續傳承下去

405
00:17:30,759 --> 00:17:31,843
我有什麼好處?

406
00:17:31,844 --> 00:17:36,138
我跟妳分享我的智慧
妳會得到什麼好處?

407
00:17:36,139 --> 00:17:37,473
你亮出底牌了

408
00:17:37,474 --> 00:17:38,766
你太猴急了

409
00:17:38,767 --> 00:17:39,852
好

410
00:17:40,352 --> 00:17:41,353
妳有什麼條件?

411
00:17:41,979 --> 00:17:43,479
你得配合我的時間

412
00:17:43,480 --> 00:17:44,897
- 你得偶爾承認...
- 好

413
00:17:44,898 --> 00:17:45,982
...我也是有好主意的

414
00:17:45,983 --> 00:17:49,110
而且你要帶我去吃一頓超貴的壽司午餐

415
00:17:49,111 --> 00:17:50,736
不要那種無聊的辣味鮪魚

416
00:17:50,737 --> 00:17:52,822
我要那種會要人命的河豚什麼的

417
00:17:52,823 --> 00:17:55,950
同意,但我有兩個條件

418
00:17:55,951 --> 00:17:59,204
讓我喝杯清酒,妳不能去告狀

419
00:17:59,705 --> 00:18:00,955
第二

420
00:18:00,956 --> 00:18:03,833
讓我登上妳的羅斯摩爾山

421
00:18:03,834 --> 00:18:05,210
把弗洛伊德換成我

422
00:18:07,713 --> 00:18:08,714
成交

423
00:18:11,091 --> 00:18:13,134
好,很有意思喔,因為我跟一群朋友打賭

424
00:18:13,135 --> 00:18:16,638
我可以即興生出一場超讚的TED演講

425
00:18:17,139 --> 00:18:20,517
我可以這麼說,因為我不是老頭

426
00:18:22,102 --> 00:18:23,145
好,來囉

427
00:18:27,566 --> 00:18:28,567
自私

428
00:18:29,276 --> 00:18:32,529
我本人,布萊恩羅倫佐
就是一個自私的人

429
00:18:33,447 --> 00:18:34,698
自私的人

430
00:18:36,408 --> 00:18:37,783
都是贏家

431
00:18:37,784 --> 00:18:40,537
我們有多少次都這麼想著

432
00:18:41,205 --> 00:18:44,290
“如果我能去追求
自己真正的理想就好了”

433
00:18:44,291 --> 00:18:48,002
但不像我面前這位帥氣的年輕同志

434
00:18:48,003 --> 00:18:51,672
我被一些想法給綁架了,包括當個好人

435
00:18:51,673 --> 00:18:53,799
以他人為優先

436
00:18:53,800 --> 00:18:56,802
不要去搶某位安琪拉的咖啡

437
00:18:56,803 --> 00:18:59,890
因為我想走了
而她點的咖啡跟我點的差不多

438
00:19:00,682 --> 00:19:01,683
提醒你們

439
00:19:02,267 --> 00:19:05,646
我們本來就都是自私的人

440
00:19:07,481 --> 00:19:11,318
- 對
- 就連德蕾莎修女也很自私

441
00:19:11,818 --> 00:19:17,783
她幫助別人只是因為
這樣能帶給她最大的快樂

442
00:19:18,575 --> 00:19:21,745
重點是德蕾莎修女跟我是一樣的

443
00:19:22,329 --> 00:19:24,956
只要能讓我最開心的事,我他媽的就去做

444
00:19:24,957 --> 00:19:26,749
跟那個瘋狂的修女一樣

445
00:19:26,750 --> 00:19:29,710
我想吃什麼就吃,想買什麼就買

446
00:19:29,711 --> 00:19:31,796
如果我想跟帥氣的陌生人上床,我就...

447
00:19:31,797 --> 00:19:33,172
其實我已經不這麼做了

448
00:19:33,173 --> 00:19:36,008
而我想德蕾莎修女也不會

449
00:19:36,009 --> 00:19:37,635
- 這個嘛...
- 想知道一件事嗎?

450
00:19:37,636 --> 00:19:41,430
我把自己當個王子般地對待
從中得到的能量

451
00:19:41,431 --> 00:19:45,601
讓我能有力氣去陪伴查理和莎頓

452
00:19:45,602 --> 00:19:49,356
重點是,若連我自己都不開心

453
00:19:50,232 --> 00:19:51,775
我要如何對人有幫助?

454
00:19:52,276 --> 00:19:55,194
賓果,他終於說出最重要的了

455
00:19:55,195 --> 00:19:56,821
- 我有聽懂
- 好耶

456
00:19:56,822 --> 00:19:58,281
靠,我應該錄下來的

457
00:19:58,282 --> 00:20:00,533
- 好,來吧,從頭開始
- 好,謝謝你的司康

458
00:20:00,534 --> 00:20:03,953
我本人,布萊恩羅倫佐,就是一個...

459
00:20:03,954 --> 00:20:07,583
我知道了,你如願了
所以現在要走了啊?

460
00:20:08,876 --> 00:20:09,917
那是我教的

461
00:20:09,918 --> 00:20:11,794
好,覺得如何?

462
00:20:11,795 --> 00:20:13,713
它準備好上路了

463
00:20:13,714 --> 00:20:15,215
它看起來超潮的

464
00:20:15,716 --> 00:20:17,258
沒錯...天啊

465
00:20:17,259 --> 00:20:18,968
這輛美車

466
00:20:18,969 --> 00:20:20,720
就要出發

467
00:20:20,721 --> 00:20:23,015
馳騁在...這裡的路上

468
00:20:24,016 --> 00:20:26,434
爺爺,你開這輛車會吸引到很多小姐喔

469
00:20:26,435 --> 00:20:29,395
哎呀,我得靠自己的帥氣了,孩子

470
00:20:29,396 --> 00:20:30,772
因為這不是我的車

471
00:20:31,481 --> 00:20:33,358
- 是妳的
- 什麼?

472
00:20:33,942 --> 00:20:36,278
你認真?我是說...

473
00:20:39,823 --> 00:20:41,532
你真的很大方

474
00:20:41,533 --> 00:20:43,243
但爸已經買車給我了

475
00:20:44,453 --> 00:20:45,454
是她的生日禮物

476
00:20:46,038 --> 00:20:49,208
就是媞亞年輕時開的
那輛黃色Mini Cooper

477
00:20:49,791 --> 00:20:51,626
我跟蘇菲就是這樣認識的,她賣我車

478
00:20:51,627 --> 00:20:52,710
對啊,笨蛋

479
00:20:52,711 --> 00:20:54,629
好喔,現在我覺得自己很白痴

480
00:20:54,630 --> 00:20:57,173
嘿,我無意冒犯誰

481
00:20:57,174 --> 00:20:58,258
這只是...

482
00:20:59,092 --> 00:21:02,678
我用來向大家道歉的方式
因為我在過去幾年,瑣事纏身

483
00:21:02,679 --> 00:21:03,763
沒辦法更常陪著你們

484
00:21:03,764 --> 00:21:05,431
反正呢,我是說,也許妳可以

485
00:21:05,432 --> 00:21:07,642
在東西岸各有一輛車

486
00:21:07,643 --> 00:21:10,520
我也不知道啦,你們要賣掉這輛也可以

487
00:21:10,521 --> 00:21:11,854
我要留著

488
00:21:11,855 --> 00:21:13,564
超感謝你的,爺爺

489
00:21:13,565 --> 00:21:15,441
我好喜歡,謝謝

490
00:21:15,442 --> 00:21:16,901
不客氣

491
00:21:16,902 --> 00:21:17,985
也謝謝你,爸

492
00:21:17,986 --> 00:21:19,821
好,妳開玩笑嗎?超酷的

493
00:21:23,033 --> 00:21:26,869
這輛車一定會成為
和男生們之間破冰的話題

494
00:21:26,870 --> 00:21:29,914
真等不及認識那些
跑來跟我解釋車子的男生了

495
00:21:29,915 --> 00:21:32,208
好,你剛剛提到的工具是什麼名稱?

496
00:21:32,209 --> 00:21:33,501
太空憤怒?

497
00:21:33,502 --> 00:21:34,919
宇宙之怒

498
00:21:34,920 --> 00:21:37,129
就是人覺得受到攻擊或評判時的感受

499
00:21:37,130 --> 00:21:38,756
保羅,這些名稱都太浮誇了

500
00:21:38,757 --> 00:21:40,800
漩渦、黑日

501
00:21:40,801 --> 00:21:41,884
還有投射淡出

502
00:21:41,885 --> 00:21:44,512
老實說,你那時候抽了多少大麻?

503
00:21:44,513 --> 00:21:46,097
也許只有一點啦

504
00:21:46,098 --> 00:21:48,808
- 好,讓我重新命名其中一個
- 好

505
00:21:48,809 --> 00:21:50,852
但不能包含“賤”字

506
00:21:50,853 --> 00:21:53,020
明天再討論,我們有一整週的時間

507
00:21:53,021 --> 00:21:55,648
什麼?我不可能一週內把這些都搞定

508
00:21:55,649 --> 00:21:58,861
就算我搬走了,妳也要跟我保持聯絡

509
00:21:59,444 --> 00:22:02,698
我的想法是一早先開幾小時的視訊會議

510
00:22:03,198 --> 00:22:04,866
妳該看看他有多開心

511
00:22:04,867 --> 00:22:07,869
好處是我逼他帶我去吃超貴的無菜單料理

512
00:22:07,870 --> 00:22:09,370
- 妳也可以來
- 午安妳好

513
00:22:09,371 --> 00:22:10,997
不對,莉茲不乖

514
00:22:10,998 --> 00:22:13,165
為何?我大學有修日語耶

515
00:22:13,166 --> 00:22:14,917
- 沒有,妳沒有
- 我沒有

516
00:22:14,918 --> 00:22:16,794
奇怪的是我本來預期他會罵我

517
00:22:16,795 --> 00:22:19,213
說我是膽小鬼,對於創傷事業臨陣退縮

518
00:22:19,214 --> 00:22:20,548
但他沒有

519
00:22:20,549 --> 00:22:22,718
就好像他也知道我不適合做那種事

520
00:22:25,262 --> 00:22:26,513
- 怎樣?
- 沒事

521
00:22:28,473 --> 00:22:30,141
你他媽幹嘛啦?

522
00:22:30,142 --> 00:22:33,519
我為何每次都得跑進來這裡
對你吼叫關於小加的事?

523
00:22:33,520 --> 00:22:36,190
因為妳反社會,而且毫無邊界感

524
00:22:36,857 --> 00:22:38,192
滾出我的辦公室

525
00:22:40,569 --> 00:22:43,362
你是石頭同盟成員

526
00:22:43,363 --> 00:22:44,948
你想留著這個嗎?

527
00:22:45,616 --> 00:22:47,868
那就給我坐下,然後聽我說

528
00:23:01,965 --> 00:23:04,218
- 嘿
- 嘿

529
00:23:05,636 --> 00:23:07,136
你為艾莉絲做的事真的很棒

530
00:23:07,137 --> 00:23:09,222
哎呦,我只有她這一個孫女

531
00:23:09,223 --> 00:23:10,765
我說的不只是那輛車

532
00:23:10,766 --> 00:23:13,434
你說了那些話...而且還來參加畢業典禮

533
00:23:13,435 --> 00:23:14,686
我知道對她來說意義重大

534
00:23:15,646 --> 00:23:17,231
對我來說也是,爸

535
00:23:18,148 --> 00:23:19,525
那我很高興

536
00:23:21,485 --> 00:23:23,237
關於畢業...

537
00:23:24,071 --> 00:23:26,364
我可能沒辦法去參加典禮

538
00:23:26,365 --> 00:23:28,491
我有個兄弟約我到卡塔利娜島

539
00:23:28,492 --> 00:23:29,951
去深海釣魚

540
00:23:29,952 --> 00:23:32,454
這可是一生難得的機會

541
00:23:33,038 --> 00:23:34,497
她的畢業日也是

542
00:23:34,498 --> 00:23:37,626
拜託,只是高中畢業

543
00:23:38,126 --> 00:23:42,381
再說,她那麼喜歡那輛車,她會理解的啦

544
00:23:43,966 --> 00:23:45,132
你跟艾莉絲說了沒?

545
00:23:45,133 --> 00:23:46,926
可能最好等到我要去的時候再說吧

546
00:23:46,927 --> 00:23:48,344
說我突然有事

547
00:23:48,345 --> 00:23:50,805
她是個很酷的孩子,根本不會多想啦

548
00:23:50,806 --> 00:23:51,890
爸...

549
00:23:52,474 --> 00:23:55,059
去珊莫家吧,我要讓她看看我的新車

550
00:23:55,060 --> 00:23:58,312
我很高興成為妳生命中的一員,艾莉絲
但我跟她,妳只能選一個

551
00:23:58,313 --> 00:23:59,981
好,那去吃冰淇淋吧

552
00:23:59,982 --> 00:24:01,400
走吧,蘇菲在車上了

553
00:24:03,235 --> 00:24:04,236
跟你說

554
00:24:06,029 --> 00:24:10,116
我知道媞亞跟我處不好
但我覺得蘇菲很不錯

555
00:24:10,117 --> 00:24:12,118
我很喜歡這一個

556
00:24:12,119 --> 00:24:15,247
老實說,她可能更適合你

557
00:24:21,879 --> 00:24:24,672
我懂傳承那一套

558
00:24:24,673 --> 00:24:28,467
我多麼希望有個女兒
能把我的特色傳承下去

559
00:24:28,468 --> 00:24:32,597
就是既難搞,又討人喜歡

560
00:24:32,598 --> 00:24:36,058
我以為你是個比較

561
00:24:36,059 --> 00:24:38,687
沒那麼在乎傳承的人

562
00:24:39,271 --> 00:24:45,318
拜託別把妳生了三個可愛傻兒子的悲哀

563
00:24:45,319 --> 00:24:48,697
跟我想傳承畢生心血混為一談

564
00:24:49,281 --> 00:24:51,617
傻的只有兩個

565
00:24:53,118 --> 00:24:57,914
聽好,小加只想要你來

566
00:24:57,915 --> 00:25:00,333
指出她逃避夢想的錯誤

567
00:25:00,334 --> 00:25:03,794
而你卻沒有,因為你太自私了

568
00:25:03,795 --> 00:25:05,546
感謝妳的意見

569
00:25:05,547 --> 00:25:08,758
我現在無法應付妳,我有患者要來了

570
00:25:08,759 --> 00:25:11,928
我很樂於離開,因為我已經說進了你心裡

571
00:25:11,929 --> 00:25:17,100
當你發現我說得對,你會氣死

572
00:25:17,726 --> 00:25:20,062
你會超震撼的

573
00:25:20,562 --> 00:25:22,104
丟麥

574
00:25:22,105 --> 00:25:23,731
抱歉,我要撿起來

575
00:25:23,732 --> 00:25:25,692
- 把麥丟到你頭上
- 嘿

576
00:25:26,777 --> 00:25:28,153
妳會害我受傷耶

577
00:25:28,737 --> 00:25:32,658
我寧可把你打到腦震盪
也不願意毀掉任何人的夢想

578
00:25:33,158 --> 00:25:34,158
再次丟麥

579
00:25:34,159 --> 00:25:36,619
丟麥不能多於一次啦

580
00:25:36,620 --> 00:25:38,162
什麼?這是啥...

581
00:25:38,163 --> 00:25:39,706
你知道我口袋裡有什麼嗎?

582
00:25:40,290 --> 00:25:41,291
三次

583
00:25:47,005 --> 00:25:49,882
我知道這很臨時,但工作下週就開始

584
00:25:49,883 --> 00:25:51,717
而且我還有足夠的現金可以付給你...

585
00:25:51,718 --> 00:25:52,802
你他媽在開玩笑嗎?

586
00:25:52,803 --> 00:25:55,888
怎樣?你覺得花錢打發我
就能讓我心裡舒服點?

587
00:25:55,889 --> 00:25:58,307
兄弟,我們不是要彼此相挺嗎?

588
00:25:58,308 --> 00:26:00,352
我照顧你

589
00:26:01,019 --> 00:26:03,271
在海外時,當瑪莉索讓你傷透了心

590
00:26:03,272 --> 00:26:06,524
我為了你做兩倍的工作,弟兄

591
00:26:06,525 --> 00:26:08,860
你為何總是這樣對待生命中的每個人?

592
00:26:08,861 --> 00:26:10,486
對每個你在乎的人

593
00:26:10,487 --> 00:26:12,196
你都做一樣的爛事

594
00:26:12,197 --> 00:26:14,240
他一直大吼大叫

595
00:26:14,241 --> 00:26:16,492
通常這時候我會眼前變得一片白

596
00:26:16,493 --> 00:26:18,536
- 然後我會開始失控
- 你去死

597
00:26:18,537 --> 00:26:19,662
但我沒有

598
00:26:19,663 --> 00:26:21,289
我是說,情況真的很糟

599
00:26:21,290 --> 00:26:22,999
他對我丟蝦子

600
00:26:23,000 --> 00:26:25,001
而且他叫我“弟兄”

601
00:26:25,002 --> 00:26:28,421
弟兄?就像熟食店那傢伙叫我“老大”

602
00:26:28,422 --> 00:26:30,174
沒錯,糟透了

603
00:26:31,758 --> 00:26:33,092
但我保持了平靜

604
00:26:33,093 --> 00:26:34,510
很好

605
00:26:34,511 --> 00:26:35,846
都是你的功勞,保羅

606
00:26:36,513 --> 00:26:37,764
都是因為這些免費治療

607
00:26:38,932 --> 00:26:42,351
嘿,你覺得如果要收費的話
總共需要多少錢?

608
00:26:42,352 --> 00:26:43,979
十二萬美金

609
00:26:44,563 --> 00:26:46,106
我是沒有在算啦

610
00:26:49,693 --> 00:26:51,778
我還是不敢相信這是最後一次治療了

611
00:26:53,363 --> 00:26:55,449
- 有最後的工具嗎?
- 有

612
00:26:57,492 --> 00:26:59,493
這個叫做

613
00:26:59,494 --> 00:27:00,746
抱抱

614
00:27:02,456 --> 00:27:03,457
來吧,兄弟

615
00:27:08,378 --> 00:27:09,421
你真的有那麼老土嗎?

616
00:27:10,005 --> 00:27:11,423
沒有,但我覺得你有

617
00:27:12,883 --> 00:27:17,596
我感到非常榮幸,能夠見證你變了這麼多

618
00:27:18,305 --> 00:27:19,764
也成長了很多

619
00:27:19,765 --> 00:27:21,058
不只是我,保羅

620
00:27:22,559 --> 00:27:24,686
你也變了很多

621
00:27:25,604 --> 00:27:28,065
拜託,兄弟,我根本不認得你了

622
00:27:34,530 --> 00:27:35,572
可惡的莉茲

623
00:27:39,076 --> 00:27:40,369
討厭啦

624
00:27:46,083 --> 00:27:48,544
嘿,你在這裡啊

625
00:27:49,795 --> 00:27:50,879
都還好嗎?

626
00:27:52,256 --> 00:27:53,923
我爸不去畢業典禮

627
00:27:53,924 --> 00:27:55,716
等等,什麼意思?他都來了

628
00:27:55,717 --> 00:27:57,845
對,突然有人約釣魚之旅

629
00:27:58,720 --> 00:28:00,764
至少是一趟緊急的釣魚之旅吧?

630
00:28:01,932 --> 00:28:02,933
玩笑開得太快了

631
00:28:04,142 --> 00:28:05,519
我真的很遺憾,吉米

632
00:28:06,478 --> 00:28:08,230
不用,畢竟他就是這樣

633
00:28:09,022 --> 00:28:10,107
我早該知道

634
00:28:10,607 --> 00:28:15,112
我應該閉上嘴,然後不要介入

635
00:28:19,283 --> 00:28:20,325
怎麼了?

636
00:28:22,411 --> 00:28:24,120
- 什麼事?
- 冷處理啊

637
00:28:24,121 --> 00:28:25,622
我沒有冷處理妳

638
00:28:26,206 --> 00:28:28,083
嘿,如果你生我的氣,我們可以談

639
00:28:29,459 --> 00:28:31,211
我不想談,我很好,好嗎?

640
00:28:31,795 --> 00:28:33,880
我是說...

641
00:28:33,881 --> 00:28:36,883
你曾經結婚很久
你們都這樣處理衝突嗎?

642
00:28:36,884 --> 00:28:39,678
媞亞跟我在多數事情上都有共識

643
00:28:40,262 --> 00:28:41,889
尤其是跟我爸有關的事

644
00:28:42,931 --> 00:28:44,349
這是我最想念她的部分

645
00:28:45,642 --> 00:28:48,477
你最想念你老婆的部分是她不喜歡你爸

646
00:28:48,478 --> 00:28:49,646
是其中一部分

647
00:28:51,064 --> 00:28:52,231
- 前五名
- 好

648
00:28:52,232 --> 00:28:53,317
好

649
00:28:58,614 --> 00:29:01,490
好,你實實在在地戳到了一個我害怕的點

650
00:29:01,491 --> 00:29:03,076
所以我要直接說了...

651
00:29:05,037 --> 00:29:07,706
我覺得拿你老婆來打我的臉不公平

652
00:29:09,041 --> 00:29:11,543
對於這件事,我只能吞了嗎?

653
00:29:12,753 --> 00:29:13,879
我還沒準備好

654
00:29:16,423 --> 00:29:17,549
我還沒準備好跟妳交往

655
00:29:18,300 --> 00:29:19,885
我真的以為我可以了,對不起

656
00:29:21,178 --> 00:29:22,179
我沒準備好

657
00:29:25,140 --> 00:29:26,141
哇

658
00:29:29,728 --> 00:29:32,022
我們的進展真的好快啊,對吧?

659
00:29:37,819 --> 00:29:38,820
好

660
00:29:55,420 --> 00:29:58,131
從我第一天在貝爾維尤工作

661
00:29:59,091 --> 00:30:00,758
我就很不自在

662
00:30:00,759 --> 00:30:01,843
很緊張

663
00:30:01,844 --> 00:30:04,011
我在工作耶,你要直接說故事

664
00:30:04,012 --> 00:30:05,597
都不解釋一下嗎?搞啥啊?

665
00:30:06,181 --> 00:30:07,850
在我第一次失去患者時

666
00:30:08,892 --> 00:30:11,602
我受到極大衝擊,整個人崩潰了

667
00:30:11,603 --> 00:30:13,355
我對那件事後悔了...

668
00:30:14,356 --> 00:30:15,774
很久一段時間

669
00:30:16,483 --> 00:30:18,025
- 多久?
- 幾週

670
00:30:18,026 --> 00:30:19,778
我沒想到妳會問我這個

671
00:30:20,445 --> 00:30:25,367
反正呢,我走上我自創的認知行為治療

672
00:30:26,785 --> 00:30:30,122
幫助人們處理日常生活中的瑣事

673
00:30:31,164 --> 00:30:34,168
但那些真正的創傷...

674
00:30:35,085 --> 00:30:36,461
生與死的事情...

675
00:30:38,797 --> 00:30:40,716
我應付不來

676
00:30:41,508 --> 00:30:43,927
- 我也一樣
- 不一樣

677
00:30:45,095 --> 00:30:46,555
妳比我堅強

678
00:30:48,098 --> 00:30:49,975
我知道

679
00:30:50,559 --> 00:30:51,685
因為妳幫了我...

680
00:30:52,686 --> 00:30:53,812
很多

681
00:30:54,479 --> 00:30:55,479
保羅...

682
00:30:55,480 --> 00:31:01,695
從小跟我爸生活,我背負了很多暗黑回憶

683
00:31:02,863 --> 00:31:04,072
那個王八蛋

684
00:31:04,990 --> 00:31:05,991
很暴力

685
00:31:07,993 --> 00:31:10,162
所以我才會如此自我封閉

686
00:31:10,746 --> 00:31:12,456
我很遺憾,那真的不好受

687
00:31:14,041 --> 00:31:18,086
但今天我意識到自己成長了多少

688
00:31:18,670 --> 00:31:20,797
而我覺得妳的功勞很大

689
00:31:21,507 --> 00:31:23,675
妳讓我接觸了新的事物

690
00:31:25,010 --> 00:31:28,138
妳看,我“狂暴”補充水分

691
00:31:28,722 --> 00:31:31,308
恭喜,你終於第一次用對了

692
00:31:31,892 --> 00:31:33,602
我讓別人走進我的生活

693
00:31:37,648 --> 00:31:39,107
跟茱莉結婚

694
00:31:40,317 --> 00:31:41,860
在車上唱歌

695
00:31:42,945 --> 00:31:44,654
我知道風尚合唱團是誰

696
00:31:44,655 --> 00:31:46,156
釋放你的心,寶貝

697
00:31:48,325 --> 00:31:50,077
妳改變了我的人生

698
00:31:50,911 --> 00:31:52,871
其他的事就別管了

699
00:31:53,497 --> 00:31:54,915
小加...

700
00:31:55,541 --> 00:31:56,750
妳就是我的傳承

701
00:32:00,087 --> 00:32:01,463
討厭啦,保羅

702
00:32:02,339 --> 00:32:05,592
如果妳要我的診所,它就是妳的

703
00:32:07,135 --> 00:32:11,890
管他的,整棟建築隨妳用

704
00:32:12,891 --> 00:32:15,310
但如果妳拿去做那些老套的事

705
00:32:15,894 --> 00:32:18,897
那我就要跟妳收天價

706
00:32:19,481 --> 00:32:22,316
或者妳也可以一個月只付1美金

707
00:32:22,317 --> 00:32:24,695
但妳得在這裡開創傷中心

708
00:32:28,407 --> 00:32:29,408
嘿

709
00:32:31,243 --> 00:32:32,870
別再當個膽小鬼了

710
00:32:33,453 --> 00:32:34,495
好

711
00:32:34,496 --> 00:32:35,664
過來

712
00:32:41,837 --> 00:32:44,672
但妳得將它命名為羅德斯創傷中心

713
00:32:44,673 --> 00:32:46,133
才不要

714
00:32:47,676 --> 00:32:48,677
好啦

715
00:32:49,928 --> 00:32:53,974
木頭地板在你的上衣壓出皺褶

716
00:32:54,892 --> 00:32:57,727
等我去妳的大學看妳踢足球時
若不麻煩的話

717
00:32:57,728 --> 00:32:59,729
希望妳得分時能跟我來點互動

718
00:32:59,730 --> 00:33:01,272
但不要太明顯

719
00:33:01,273 --> 00:33:03,775
沒問題,我會做低調的動作

720
00:33:04,359 --> 00:33:05,443
- 像這樣
- 我喜歡

721
00:33:05,444 --> 00:33:07,905
然後我會很自然地指回去,不著痕跡

722
00:33:09,072 --> 00:33:10,531
嘿,蘇菲呢?她走了?

723
00:33:10,532 --> 00:33:12,409
我在想應該約她來參加畢業典禮

724
00:33:15,287 --> 00:33:17,205
不用,我們家人去就好

725
00:33:17,206 --> 00:33:20,500
在你二樓公寓某面牆壁的深處

726
00:33:20,501 --> 00:33:23,377
我藏了一封收不回的情書

727
00:33:23,378 --> 00:33:27,215
附著你爸爸的照片,鑰匙上還刻了一個字

728
00:33:27,216 --> 00:33:29,510
我希望你能記得我

729
00:33:30,427 --> 00:33:33,471
就像大地的裂縫,也像你受傷時的眼神

730
00:33:33,472 --> 00:33:36,807
木頭地板在你的上衣壓出皺褶

731
00:33:36,808 --> 00:33:41,271
這就是我現在記憶中的你

732
00:33:42,773 --> 00:33:45,858
就像街上的霧帶給我的感受

733
00:33:45,859 --> 00:33:49,195
當你工作到崩潰,手緊握方向盤

734
00:33:49,196 --> 00:33:53,367
這就是我現在記憶中的你

735
00:33:55,911 --> 00:34:00,499
我知道不該去扯身上這件毛衣的線頭

736
00:34:00,999 --> 00:34:03,752
但我就是不禁失控

737
00:34:04,628 --> 00:34:07,755
我的心擺佈了我

738
00:34:07,756 --> 00:34:12,886
你說你絕對不會在深冬愛上誰

739
00:34:13,719 --> 00:34:15,722
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