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儘管我們為失去她而悲

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但亦應該為她的安息而喜

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接著，我想讀一段祝福禱文

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“我們得幫助
是在乎倚靠造天地之耶和華的名”

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- 喂，麗絲
- 嗨，豬豬

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你還好吧？

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我不知道，我沒事

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我在瑪雅的喪禮鞠個躬，但…

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想給大家些少空間，保持低調

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不可能

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你是六呎靚女高妹，打扮似足人型彩雀

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我今日全黑，但穿了熒光綠色底褲

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屁股有個蛇吞虎圖案，因為我要做自己

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毫不出奇，你完美無瑕

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有新消息嗎？

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有，毒理學報告顯示
她體內有酒精和抗抑鬱藥

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還有止痛藥

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無人知道是不是意外，可能永遠不會…

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弊，麗絲，我被發現了，她向我揮手

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扮作要拜別人吧

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甚麼？好吧

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你一粒聲都無

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在做騎呢動作嗎？

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當然

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好吧

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- 我愛你
- 愛你

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- 她還好嗎？
- 你都知吧

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她硬淨過我們所有人

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未必，我很硬淨

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救命，你個心差點停了

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你今朝去完廁所，要我扶你起身

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沒錯，我抹完籮柚就已經累到喘氣

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- 拜仁
- 點？

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你今日怎會帶薩彤過來？

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今日輪到我湊，我正想去你屋企

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沒甚麼，想你輕鬆一點而已

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因為我心地好

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- 無理由
- 他衰格到無朋友

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但理得他，我很想吞下你

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- 對
- 若她那樣對我就好了

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最近我們零肌膚之親

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你懂我的意思吧？

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真陰功，我明白

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醫生說你八個禮拜不能行房

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“六至八個禮拜”，聽到嗎？我計過數

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你欠我16次男上女下，或者4次女上男下

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我成世都不會結婚

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看看你的名牌波鞋仔，超盞鬼

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- 人人都瞓身支持
- 你看

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馬修做波鞋外快

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- 感激各位
- 不用客氣

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別講笑了，我超鍾意這對新波鞋

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最近頻頻有人撩我

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咖啡店有個女士對我目不轉睛

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（安祖娜）

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應該是因為你搶了她杯咖啡

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不是，我幫襯咖啡店時會自稱安祖娜

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- 講大話
- 是真的

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我厭倦了被叫錯做“白人”

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講真，“安祖娜”更襯你

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從今以後，叫他安祖娜

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白人，你鍾意嗎？

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我後生時曾在柏衛工作

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每當有病人去世

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主管就會召集我們一齊疏理情緒

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然後他要我們逐個講，幸好有彼此在身邊

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嘩，你真的照做？

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沒有，我借尿遁鬆人

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但我記得那種守望相助的感覺

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它幫我渡過難關

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聽住，我仔細睇過你的筆記

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你沒做過不應該做的事

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我知道

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我很遺憾，我知道你很關心她

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沒錯，多得你鼓勵我親近病人

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但沒提醒過我，出問題時有幾傷

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我以為你知道是包埋的

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你要記得，我們明白你很難受

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我們會陪住你

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我會陪住你

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保羅似乎要去玩馬騮搶球

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是麗絲個騎呢仔賣給我的，你只是妒忌

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沒錯，我一直後悔扔掉熒光波鞋

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好吧，兩位，會議要結束了

85
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若你需要休息，我很樂意代你應診

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有心，但我搞得掂

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- 好吧
- 好，重新出發

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這就是我們懷緬亡者的方式

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你們無得頂，愛你們

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怎麼了？

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我諗起一個笑話，但現在不是時候

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- 講吧
- 不

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- 講吧，我要笑一下
- 講吧，占美

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好吧，你有死病人樣

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- 不是吧
- 甚麼？

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你有無搞錯？

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我只想講個笑話，我以為能調劑氣氛

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- 天啊
- 因為你話我有死老婆樣

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我落硬地獄，對吧？

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一定

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地獄見

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《誠實治療法》

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天啊，真是黐線

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感覺上好似昨天還在送你去幼兒園

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轉眼間，你就快畢業了

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咦，你為甚麼沒提過你當選“抗逆之星”？

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因為我超不情願

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是我和那個因煙花而斷指的學生當選

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我曾當選“白人版米高佐敦”

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我曾經是籃球健將

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今時不同往日了

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- 嗨，你回來了
- 對，嗨

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- 唏，這裏
- 謝謝

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- 唏
- 對

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我參加完你亡母的生忌派對後

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漏低了外套、銀包和鎖匙

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直接講我阿媽就得

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是嗎？好似太快懶熟

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好吧，阿媽，就這樣

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不錯

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我本來打算送過去給你

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其實我不想顯得太猴擒

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總之呢，那天晚上很好玩

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是很奇怪的第一次約會

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是超級奇怪

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- 沒錯
- 不算是約會

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有太多人在場了

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真正的約會應該只得你們兩個

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孤男寡女，或者去餐廳

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但餐廳也有很多人

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- 對吧？有客人
- 沒錯

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有侍應

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或者有個食評人？

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喬裝試菜

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拿住筆記簿即席揮毫

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- 但我們識穿了他
- 正是

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可以散場未？

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暫時可以

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但她說得對，我們未正式約會過

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所以不如明晚去我家食飯？

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定好這場約會了

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終於有

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多謝你搵返我的東西

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我覺得自己總是很大頭蝦

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- 很開心見到你，好吧
- 我也是

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- 拜，明天見
- 好吧

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- 明天見，好吧
- 拜

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- 對
- 對

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她為人不錯，對吧？

150
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對，我很鍾意她

151
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我覺得是媽媽故意藏起她的東西

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頂

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- 嗨
- 嗨

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我覺得它會令你重拾心情

155
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就是返去長灘，去你舊時住的那區買美食

156
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我去了你舊時中學對面街的污糟食店

157
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- 買香辣芝味薯條
- 正正子

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這支酸瓜薄荷士的糖
是在你媽家附近的油站買的

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- 正啊
- 它…

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真不敢相信我會這樣說，其實爆好味

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最正是往後幾日打嗝都有那陣味

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講真，豬豬，真的很窩心
但我現在無胃口

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所以我應該會抑鬱節食

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- 明白
- 幾日吧

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我有個主意

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不如我們攤在梳化攬實

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- 一齊睇《魔戒》？
- 正確讀音

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- 我錯，“摸過界”
- 沒錯

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不錯，但今晚還是不要了，豬豬

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她居然不睇“摸過界”？是她的心情救藥

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就是，總之她意志消沉
所以你們可以睇實她嗎？

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- 當然
- 我會處理

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我試過有病人過身，奇就奇在你未遇過

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我知道，真的很神奇，對吧？

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不要咒我

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- 戴歷，多謝你過來
- 小意思

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你這麼在乎她，真是窩心

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其實未出事之前

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我正準備向她求婚

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真好

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你打算幾時徵求我的批准？

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徵求你的批准？

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他講真？

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應該是，沒錯

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好吧，保羅，如果你不反對

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希望你允許我娶你的同事

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我會非常欣慰

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- 太好了
- 嘩

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- 嘩…
- 對吧？

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不好意思，我情緒有點波動

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我今晚有初次約會

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這麼快轉話題講自己

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他經常這樣

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艾花，你太好人了，幫我們做家務

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還洗了衫？嘩

196
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真有趣，我那些不同質料的合身T裇

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跟你的棉質衫一齊乾衣

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我想這樣報答你們收留我

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- 暫住了幾個禮拜
- 小意思，舉手之勞

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我自知遲遲未搵到新工和新屋

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所以我會負責所有大小家務
直到我搵到地方落腳

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- 你想留多久就多久吧
- 當自己屋企就得

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有人嗎？

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- 速逃
- 你要即刻離開

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安祖娜，你們見得人嗎？

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不，我們剛做完愛

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- 搞掂，去截住她
- 甚麼？

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- 快走啊…
- 麗絲

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甚麼？我為甚麼要走？麗絲對我印象很好

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沒錯，她對你印象很好
但她亦有很多意見

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若她知你在這裏暫住，一定會有微言

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例如“住多久？”和“是甚麼意思？”

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還有“這樣不健康，寶寶的生母

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跟領養家長一齊住”

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諸如此類的廢話，這道門，好吧

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下面

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我不想聽你的生平，查理，無人想知

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- 我只想見我的寶寶
- 麗絲

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嗨，麗絲，姐妹，好嗎？

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我留意到

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你沒跟足薩彤的保濕程序

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所以我帶了這裏禁用的歐洲潤膚膏

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她會嫩滑足一世

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我可以試嗎？

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你現在用未免太遲了

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算數

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你們覺得點？

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有人出招

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轉個圈看看

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好，正啊

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見得人嗎？

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好似公主一樣省鏡

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我也覺得自己似

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- 你容光煥發
- 可能是因為緊張到出汗

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你驚奮

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又驚又興奮

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是在幼稚園學的，我記到現在

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因為蘊釀了很久，你們知道嗎？

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很多錯失的機會，我很想順利

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我知道你很久沒約人拍拖，你只要記住

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第一次坐她部車

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一定要直達G點

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咸濕版戴力很乞人憎

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我剛才斷了片

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- 講真，他沒講錯
- 正是

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夠了

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祝我好運吧

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我給你的建議
跟我初次去街時你給我的建議一樣

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做自己、玩得開心點

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擠了出來的牙膏，是不能收返入筒

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我諗牙膏是比喻我的初夜

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- 收到
- 我剛才聽不明白

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死就死吧

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唏

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你一定掂

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乖女，多謝你

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我把牙膏給了數學補習老師

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對，我覺得很順利

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雖然餐廳裏無人講我知

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德利提博多要親自會見我

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大名鼎鼎的德利提博多？

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- 別再耍我
- 不用旨意

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總之呢

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很多人應徵這份工

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能夠做其中一分子，我已經好滿足

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別妄自菲薄，小子
你前途無可限量，有自信就得

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頂

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夠鐘做小組治療

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- 我要走了
- 唏

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嘉比主持小組治療，對吧？

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- 沒錯
- 幫我一個忙

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邀請我出席

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不是有點奇怪嗎？你不是退役軍人

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樂意到極

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好吧，各位，是時候圍圈了，過來

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保羅？

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你怎會來了？

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應該是我叫他來的

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為甚麼？

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因為是他指使我的

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反骨仔

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我覺得你做得很好，所以我只想來看看

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- 真的嗎？
- 沒錯

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既然如此，你為甚麼半句話都沒講過？

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我怕醜

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好，搵個位坐，繼續怕醜

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唏，你好嗎？

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你也打過仗？鴉片戰爭？

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識林則徐嗎？

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不，但我識你娘親

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一定會很好玩

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兩位

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是我的幻覺，抑或那是艾花的手袋？

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肯定是她忘了帶走

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對，麗絲，別緊張，她不是在這裏住

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為甚麼那樣講？

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她真的住在這裏？

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沒有

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既然如此，這是誰的丁字褲？

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是我的

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你的？

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對，我鍾意丁字褲

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- 因為好舒服？
- 沒錯

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好啊，即刻著

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著就著

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我食住花生等睇騷

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- 期待
- 不要

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我一定要

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你知道它遮不到重要部位吧？

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應該有機會遮到

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那麼，不要眨眼

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- 艾花在這裏住
- 查理

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- 你還可以怎樣？
- 穿上丁字褲

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老實講句，我應該會幾享受

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艾花跟你們住？

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她失去了侍應工作，交不起租

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加上她被父母趕出家門

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所以有家歸不得

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我早就講過，讓艾花入侵生活會萬劫不復

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你們打開了一道門縫
就多了一條女人底褲

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若她出事怎算？麗絲

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若她最終露宿街頭

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搵個契爺包養

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或者嫁給無感情的東張阿伯呢？

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天啊，我在說甚麼？簡直是完美人生

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我明白，你們讓艾花搬來是出於同情心

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對

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謝謝，我早知你明白事理

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只是暫時性質

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她很努力搵工

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等等

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你們以為艾花這種靚女會搵不到工？

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她不能除掉胸圍，搵個地方做啤酒妹嗎？

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嘩，麗絲，我希望為了薩彤著想

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我們的社會沒你以為那麼膚淺吧

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（橄欖園餐廳）

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是你的嗎？

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（橄欖園餐廳，請等候帶位入座）

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我看不見她

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你看

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我最憎給你講中

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我都厭倦自己

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嗨

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你今日好靚

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謝謝

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謝謝，但事先聲明，你不能摸我個胸

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我穿的是屋企胸圍

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明白，我做過人老公，最了解不過

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無鋼線

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你果然明白，就好似把一對胸塞入袋

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- 就是那種
- 講聲你知

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我的前夫來接我個仔去過夜

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但他們未走

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其實我都想今晚見到你前夫

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- 真的嗎？
- 完全不想

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明白，真是黐線

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好吧

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占美，他是我個仔泰特，這位是尼克

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- 他是我朋友占美
- 嗨

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- 嗨，幸會
- 蘇菲說你是心理治療師

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- 沒錯
- 我曾經都想做

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仍可以，做八年研究生就得

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那就是問題，我用一年就學識設計泳池

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我專門設計天然水上滑梯

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好正，我對嬉水設施的興趣不大

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我有次差點在漂浮河遇溺

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- 小時候？
- 不是

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夠了，泰特，給點禮貌，跟占美打招呼

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- 喂
- 成功了

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好，準備出門口吧，怎會打起機來？

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是我衰

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我應承過若他在串字測驗拿A

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就可以玩一局《暗黑地牢》

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明白

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在我家是不准睇電視的

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電視無益

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現在我無端端跟你對立

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若你想的話，我們可以出街食飯

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但我煮了紅酒雞
主要是因為我鍾意它的讀音

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你們不用走

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他一玩完，我們就會走

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他從未打贏過德克斯

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好吧，我們照食紅酒雞吧

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- 你剛擊敗德克斯
- 天啊

385
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真的嗎？他打贏了德克斯

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升級…

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升級…

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- 不好意思
- 不要緊

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真的沒所謂

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好吧，你初來甫到，不如先報上名字

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年齡和最愛1990年代
哪支憑一首歌爆紅的樂隊

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保羅，74歲，麥克華堡舊時的嘻哈樂隊

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他有玩過嘻哈嗎？

394
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- 容後詳談
- 好吧

395
00:17:44,064 --> 00:17:47,025
大家都避而不談，所以我開口就好了

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瑪雅不幸早逝

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你們很多人都認識瑪雅
因為她開始來這裏打自由搏擊

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我相信在座各位都有些感受

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我先講

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好難頂

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00:18:01,582 --> 00:18:03,667
她生前肯定飽受煎熬

402
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但卻在這裏強顏歡笑

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00:18:08,922 --> 00:18:10,048
而且笑得好靚

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很奇怪，我最後一次見她打她塊面

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- 老友
- 仍然心有餘悸

406
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有時就算是萍水相逢的人去世

407
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都會勾起舊時失去摯親的傷痛

408
00:18:21,518 --> 00:18:22,769
保羅，對吧？

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沒錯，這叫做“累積悲傷”

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就如自由搏擊，你要時刻保持警覺

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即使你自以為無事

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悲傷都會忽然偷襲你

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所以呢

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你應該接受朋友的扶持

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哪怕是怕醜但借故現身的朋友

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發生甚麼事？

417
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他們好似是講我們，其實是講自己

418
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老友，我打爆了那條女個嘴

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我知道，老友

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別放在心上

421
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- 況且她出拳超狠
- 的確是

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我知道

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嗨，我叫艾花…

424
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弊

425
00:19:09,233 --> 00:19:11,068
可以坐低傾兩句嗎？

426
00:19:11,777 --> 00:19:15,197
我先跟經理講聲，她很好人的

427
00:19:16,156 --> 00:19:18,742
她好人就好了

428
00:19:18,825 --> 00:19:21,161
- 你搞甚麼鬼？
- 我不知道

429
00:19:21,245 --> 00:19:24,081
我不鍾意這樣突襲，顯得我不信她

430
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因為你確實不信她

431
00:19:25,415 --> 00:19:26,750
是你逼我不信她

432
00:19:26,834 --> 00:19:28,168
- 你亂講
- 我沒有

433
00:19:28,252 --> 00:19:29,336
根本是如此，是事實

434
00:19:29,419 --> 00:19:32,756
聽住，我要跟艾花好好相處

435
00:19:32,840 --> 00:19:34,132
直到天荒地老

436
00:19:34,216 --> 00:19:35,717
- 我要走了
- 停啊，等等

437
00:19:35,801 --> 00:19:37,386
我們要跟她對質

438
00:19:37,469 --> 00:19:38,637
你想點做就點做

439
00:19:38,720 --> 00:19:42,391
我只會愛她和勇敢地走人

440
00:19:42,474 --> 00:19:45,185
- 拜仁
- 唏…拜，艾花

441
00:19:45,269 --> 00:19:47,980
- 回家見
- 拜

442
00:19:48,856 --> 00:19:50,148
不要

443
00:19:51,149 --> 00:19:52,484
好吧

444
00:19:55,445 --> 00:19:58,782
聽我講，我原本只打算
在拜仁和查理家暫住一排

445
00:19:58,866 --> 00:20:00,409
明白，後來發生甚麼事？

446
00:20:01,159 --> 00:20:05,539
原來跟他們一齊住好正
我跟父母的關係很惡劣

447
00:20:05,622 --> 00:20:10,460
總之呢，我上星期才返這份工
但我未準備好搬走

448
00:20:10,544 --> 00:20:12,713
艾花，你值得擁有美好的人生

449
00:20:12,796 --> 00:20:15,465
但你要給他們空間

450
00:20:15,549 --> 00:20:18,594
你過度參與他們的家庭

451
00:20:18,677 --> 00:20:21,847
他們就無法建立自己的家庭

452
00:20:21,930 --> 00:20:25,350
明白，但你又有何不同？

453
00:20:26,643 --> 00:20:28,687
你可以隨時走上門

454
00:20:28,770 --> 00:20:30,355
還說那是你的寶寶

455
00:20:30,439 --> 00:20:31,648
薩彤鍾意我那樣叫她

456
00:20:31,732 --> 00:20:35,444
麗絲，你跟蹤我來到橄欖園
在拜仁不在場的情況下

457
00:20:35,527 --> 00:20:39,573
教訓我應該在拜仁家怎樣做

458
00:20:39,656 --> 00:20:42,576
我敢寫包單，你成世人沒來過這間餐廳

459
00:20:42,659 --> 00:20:45,037
我經常來

460
00:20:45,120 --> 00:20:47,581
我超鍾意這裏的碳水化合物魔杖

461
00:20:47,664 --> 00:20:52,127
那些叫做“麵包條”，我知你想試

462
00:21:00,802 --> 00:21:01,803
現在如何？

463
00:21:01,887 --> 00:21:06,183
我不知道，但我絕對要加單

464
00:21:06,266 --> 00:21:07,267
收到

465
00:21:08,060 --> 00:21:10,979
或者再加炸意大利雲吞？

466
00:21:11,063 --> 00:21:13,815
真是出奇地好味

467
00:21:14,650 --> 00:21:15,776
我不應該講“出奇”

468
00:21:15,859 --> 00:21:16,902
不要緊

469
00:21:16,985 --> 00:21:20,280
我想講是在巴黎學識煮的

470
00:21:20,364 --> 00:21:23,575
但其實是睇名廚節目學的

471
00:21:23,659 --> 00:21:26,203
我只去過巴黎一次

472
00:21:26,286 --> 00:21:28,914
當時我跟一個女士拍拖

473
00:21:28,997 --> 00:21:31,500
- 我們學別人在橋上掛愛情鎖
- 對了

474
00:21:31,583 --> 00:21:33,335
真可笑，現在我記不起她的名字了

475
00:21:33,418 --> 00:21:34,461
你當然記得

476
00:21:34,545 --> 00:21:36,713
記得，但名字好聽到我覺得嬲

477
00:21:36,797 --> 00:21:38,382
貝妮絲

478
00:21:38,465 --> 00:21:40,217
原來你跟一隻狗拍過拖

479
00:21:40,300 --> 00:21:41,385
講得沒錯

480
00:21:41,468 --> 00:21:42,594
- 嘩
- 對

481
00:21:42,678 --> 00:21:44,888
我上一個女朋友是…

482
00:21:45,931 --> 00:21:46,932
提雅

483
00:21:47,850 --> 00:21:49,893
對，不好意思，我經常提起她，對吧？

484
00:21:49,977 --> 00:21:51,061
不要緊

485
00:21:51,728 --> 00:21:54,815
真的很感人，你這麼掛住她

486
00:21:56,066 --> 00:22:00,279
講真，是畢生摯愛的感覺

487
00:22:01,280 --> 00:22:02,406
可能吧

488
00:22:03,615 --> 00:22:04,992
但希望不是吧

489
00:22:09,663 --> 00:22:11,206
我想拿工具箱

490
00:22:11,290 --> 00:22:13,709
泰特又成功闖關，他狀態大勇

491
00:22:13,792 --> 00:22:15,460
- 勁
- 死鬼德克斯

492
00:22:15,544 --> 00:22:18,213
我去維修後門窗紗，以防有人潛入屋

493
00:22:18,297 --> 00:22:21,175
窗紗應該不能阻人入屋打劫

494
00:22:21,258 --> 00:22:22,259
他已經再婚

495
00:22:22,342 --> 00:22:24,803
有自己的家，但仍在這裏自出自入

496
00:22:24,887 --> 00:22:25,971
當正是自己屋企

497
00:22:26,054 --> 00:22:27,931
是你經常打來叫我做維修

498
00:22:28,015 --> 00:22:30,767
因為你經常不請自來

499
00:22:30,851 --> 00:22:33,145
他堅持保管屋匙

500
00:22:33,228 --> 00:22:35,689
因為她堅持做主要監護人

501
00:22:36,815 --> 00:22:38,483
- 好吧，對不起
- 好吧

502
00:22:38,567 --> 00:22:41,737
- 對
- 我們還未好好適應

503
00:22:41,820 --> 00:22:43,280
互相尊重地共同湊仔

504
00:22:43,363 --> 00:22:46,491
這不是小小輔導解決不到的問題

505
00:22:46,575 --> 00:22:50,204
對，我經常那樣講
但我們之間有一個人不肯

506
00:22:50,287 --> 00:22:52,789
- 別講笑了
- 冷靜，我沒說是誰

507
00:22:53,624 --> 00:22:54,833
是他

508
00:22:56,293 --> 00:23:00,047
若我認識出色的治療師就好了

509
00:23:00,631 --> 00:23:03,717
- 絕對不行
- 原來你無料到？

510
00:23:03,800 --> 00:23:05,093
不，我超有料到

511
00:23:05,177 --> 00:23:07,596
但實在太不當了

512
00:23:07,679 --> 00:23:10,349
別這樣，反正我和他同框

513
00:23:10,432 --> 00:23:12,643
你不能像你跟我講的那樣

514
00:23:12,726 --> 00:23:14,728
用你那些偏門方法嗎？

515
00:23:14,811 --> 00:23:16,980
“占美法”，還以為你會記住

516
00:23:17,064 --> 00:23:18,106
那只是我個名

517
00:23:18,190 --> 00:23:19,942
- 用占美法？
- 好

518
00:23:20,484 --> 00:23:23,529
不，對不起，我只想好好嘆紅酒雞

519
00:23:23,612 --> 00:23:26,573
見吧，她經常這樣

520
00:23:26,657 --> 00:23:28,450
總是搞到人很尷尬

521
00:23:28,534 --> 00:23:30,410
- 是我搞到你很尷尬？
- 對

522
00:23:30,494 --> 00:23:33,330
因為我嘗試為發生過的事跟你對質

523
00:23:33,413 --> 00:23:37,251
聽住，我想繼續約會，所以我速戰速決

524
00:23:37,334 --> 00:23:41,588
尼克，我感覺到你有些未解決的執念

525
00:23:41,672 --> 00:23:43,257
完全無解決

526
00:23:43,340 --> 00:23:44,883
- 你在幫倒忙
- 好吧

527
00:23:44,967 --> 00:23:46,802
你頻頻在蘇菲家出現

528
00:23:46,885 --> 00:23:50,722
應該不是為了做維修或共同湊仔

529
00:23:50,806 --> 00:23:53,684
只是為了減輕你破壞婚姻的罪惡感

530
00:23:53,767 --> 00:23:55,978
你想跟她上床，當然會偏幫她

531
00:23:56,061 --> 00:23:58,772
蘇菲，你也有未解決的依賴問題

532
00:24:00,357 --> 00:24:01,775
或者他無興趣跟你上床

533
00:24:01,859 --> 00:24:04,736
- 有興趣
- 食蕉吧

534
00:24:04,820 --> 00:24:06,655
我認為你容忍他的胡作非為

535
00:24:06,738 --> 00:24:09,825
是因為恢復舊時的生活模式較易

536
00:24:09,908 --> 00:24:12,202
包括有自家維修工人

537
00:24:12,870 --> 00:24:14,663
所以你不敢劃定界線

538
00:24:14,746 --> 00:24:16,248
聽我講，你不能怪責尼克

539
00:24:16,331 --> 00:24:19,418
除非你清楚劃定界線

540
00:24:23,338 --> 00:24:24,756
我想取回屋企鎖匙

541
00:24:34,266 --> 00:24:35,976
多謝你今日見我們

542
00:24:36,059 --> 00:24:38,061
有緊急情況，我幾時都得

543
00:24:38,145 --> 00:24:40,647
雖然這次顯然有點不同

544
00:24:40,731 --> 00:24:42,941
不似那次馬克課金給網紅

545
00:24:43,025 --> 00:24:45,194
她要買教材

546
00:24:45,277 --> 00:24:47,613
她是在公園教太極的

547
00:24:47,696 --> 00:24:48,697
好吧

548
00:24:50,490 --> 00:24:52,492
我知你們很在乎瑪雅

549
00:24:52,576 --> 00:24:54,369
我們只是嘗試理解

550
00:24:56,121 --> 00:24:57,789
聽聞她體內有藥物

551
00:24:57,873 --> 00:25:02,294
我不知道她有那個問題，你知道嗎？

552
00:25:02,920 --> 00:25:04,338
我不能具體地講

553
00:25:04,421 --> 00:25:06,590
因為我仍然要尊重瑪雅的私隱

554
00:25:07,257 --> 00:25:09,468
但我有很多面對毒癮的經驗

555
00:25:09,551 --> 00:25:12,179
很不幸，這種事確實會和有可能發生

556
00:25:12,262 --> 00:25:13,305
在胡亂服藥的人身上

557
00:25:13,889 --> 00:25:16,975
我們在喪禮上跟她阿姨談過

558
00:25:17,059 --> 00:25:20,979
她說瑪雅媽媽也有濫藥問題

559
00:25:21,063 --> 00:25:23,857
並在瑪雅十歲時拋棄她

560
00:25:25,108 --> 00:25:26,360
你不知道？

561
00:25:26,443 --> 00:25:28,612
聽我講，瑪雅和我只是剛開始療程

562
00:25:28,695 --> 00:25:31,698
我肯定，若我有多點時間…

563
00:25:31,782 --> 00:25:33,700
- 若你有多點時間？
- 她一定會講

564
00:25:33,784 --> 00:25:37,120
瑪雅很明顯病情嚴重
你不是應該看得出嗎？

565
00:25:37,204 --> 00:25:39,915
你跟她在這裏談甚麼？

566
00:25:39,998 --> 00:25:43,669
我明白你們感到憤怒和困惑

567
00:25:43,752 --> 00:25:45,128
即管發洩在我身上吧

568
00:25:45,212 --> 00:25:47,631
我只是有點奇怪

569
00:25:47,714 --> 00:25:50,551
我們知道的似乎多過你

570
00:25:52,511 --> 00:25:54,137
沒錯，好吧

571
00:25:54,805 --> 00:25:58,100
兩位，因為這件事，我真的認為

572
00:25:58,183 --> 00:26:01,895
我應該講明，我們之間可能失去了信任

573
00:26:01,979 --> 00:26:04,398
雖然我很重視和在意你們

574
00:26:04,481 --> 00:26:08,569
但我有責任問，若改見另一個治療師

575
00:26:08,652 --> 00:26:10,821
你們會不會好受一點？

576
00:26:16,410 --> 00:26:17,411
- 好
- 好

577
00:26:19,830 --> 00:26:23,792
嘩，見到嗎？你們終於成功達成共識

578
00:26:23,876 --> 00:26:27,838
對，是我的功勞，好嘢

579
00:26:29,298 --> 00:26:30,841
麗絲，搞錯啊？

580
00:26:30,924 --> 00:26:33,051
艾花剛發短訊來說她會搬去朋友家

581
00:26:33,135 --> 00:26:34,344
你真的踩過界了

582
00:26:34,428 --> 00:26:36,263
對，都是你們的錯

583
00:26:36,346 --> 00:26:39,349
我們的錯？怎能夠怪我們？

584
00:26:39,433 --> 00:26:44,188
因為你們讓我插手，每步都指住你們個鼻

585
00:26:44,271 --> 00:26:46,398
- 麗絲…
- 未輪到你，查理，我未講完

586
00:26:46,481 --> 00:26:48,859
- 對不起
- 見吧，又來了

587
00:26:48,942 --> 00:26:50,194
你們應該炒我

588
00:26:51,069 --> 00:26:52,571
我們是不會炒你的

589
00:26:52,654 --> 00:26:54,198
你們在養兒育女

590
00:26:54,281 --> 00:26:57,409
要控制自己的家

591
00:26:57,492 --> 00:26:58,994
- 講吧
- 我…

592
00:26:59,661 --> 00:27:02,664
別請示他的批准，無膽鬼，講啊

593
00:27:02,748 --> 00:27:05,751
- 我們要炒你
- 不是

594
00:27:05,834 --> 00:27:08,670
你們識寫“果斷”兩字嗎？

595
00:27:09,421 --> 00:27:10,506
講出來可能會幫到你

596
00:27:10,589 --> 00:27:14,760
我曾瞞住你們帶薩彤
嘆了她的第一頓早午餐

597
00:27:15,928 --> 00:27:19,389
我也拍低她拿住我的香檳雞尾酒

598
00:27:19,473 --> 00:27:24,686
我們一直在等全家人一齊做，八婆

599
00:27:24,770 --> 00:27:27,105
- 鬧爆她
- 我們受夠你

600
00:27:27,189 --> 00:27:28,982
- 當自己是一家之主
- 對

601
00:27:29,066 --> 00:27:31,568
薩彤應該幾時在哪裏睡覺

602
00:27:31,652 --> 00:27:33,403
- 我們要怎樣餵她
- 對

603
00:27:33,487 --> 00:27:35,531
怎樣替她沖涼和掃風

604
00:27:35,614 --> 00:27:37,241
我們才是家長啊，麗絲

605
00:27:37,324 --> 00:27:38,867
- 是我們
- 你想湊B？下世吧

606
00:27:38,951 --> 00:27:41,036
你要等其中一個白癡仔

607
00:27:41,119 --> 00:27:42,788
封你做阿嫲

608
00:27:44,581 --> 00:27:46,500
聽到吧，你講出來了

609
00:27:48,126 --> 00:27:51,129
我被炒了，這樣是最好的

610
00:27:53,549 --> 00:27:55,884
薩彤一定會掛住我

611
00:27:56,718 --> 00:28:02,432
我們的小小親密動作和洗白白時光

612
00:28:02,516 --> 00:28:04,268
還有那些膠鴨仔…

613
00:28:04,351 --> 00:28:05,602
其實…

614
00:28:05,686 --> 00:28:08,730
- 但不要緊
- 不要，麗絲

615
00:28:09,439 --> 00:28:12,025
我們很感激你付出了這麼多

616
00:28:12,109 --> 00:28:14,361
完全是多得你

617
00:28:14,444 --> 00:28:17,614
我們現在才會只需要一個全職保姆

618
00:28:21,285 --> 00:28:24,538
- 多謝你教曉我們這麼多
- 別客氣

619
00:28:24,621 --> 00:28:26,665
請留在她的人生

620
00:28:26,748 --> 00:28:30,878
我仍然會想來就來

621
00:28:30,961 --> 00:28:33,422
只是不會再做免費保姆

622
00:28:35,966 --> 00:28:37,134
我們做了甚麼？

623
00:28:37,634 --> 00:28:40,429
好吧，老友，拜，勁啊，打贏德克斯

624
00:28:43,098 --> 00:28:45,434
我不會說這是很正的初次約會

625
00:28:46,101 --> 00:28:48,061
但有美食

626
00:28:48,145 --> 00:28:49,396
有趣的對話

627
00:28:49,479 --> 00:28:52,065
可能比你預期中更多呼喝

628
00:28:52,149 --> 00:28:53,317
或者有一點吧

629
00:28:53,400 --> 00:28:57,112
但貝妮絲是意大利人
所以整段關係都很大聲

630
00:28:58,113 --> 00:28:59,114
算是種族歧視嗎？

631
00:28:59,198 --> 00:29:01,033
有一點

632
00:29:01,950 --> 00:29:03,577
占美，可以幫我一個忙嗎？

633
00:29:04,536 --> 00:29:07,206
我自知破壞了今晚的氣氛

634
00:29:07,289 --> 00:29:10,792
但我們可以再來初次約會嗎？

635
00:29:12,252 --> 00:29:13,504
隨時奉陪

636
00:29:14,171 --> 00:29:15,172
就現在吧

637
00:29:34,525 --> 00:29:36,401
- 唏
- 嚇死人

638
00:29:36,485 --> 00:29:37,736
很夜了，你怎會還未走？

639
00:29:37,819 --> 00:29:39,029
因為你也是

640
00:29:41,698 --> 00:29:43,116
馬克和當娜炒我

641
00:29:44,993 --> 00:29:45,994
真是黑仔

642
00:29:48,747 --> 00:29:49,873
發生甚麼事？

643
00:29:50,832 --> 00:29:52,251
他們炒我之前

644
00:29:52,334 --> 00:29:55,295
講我知瑪雅有嚴重的被拋棄創傷

645
00:29:56,380 --> 00:29:58,090
我一直無法哄她講出來，保羅

646
00:30:01,260 --> 00:30:02,803
我們無法控制

647
00:30:02,886 --> 00:30:06,181
病人決定不跟我們講甚麼

648
00:30:06,849 --> 00:30:09,101
難怪她的朋友搬走後，她這麼情緒低落

649
00:30:09,601 --> 00:30:12,020
若我早就知道，就會有所行動

650
00:30:12,104 --> 00:30:13,939
可能吧，亦有可能未必

651
00:30:15,148 --> 00:30:16,733
寂寞難耐

652
00:30:18,902 --> 00:30:21,572
外面的世界很寂寞

653
00:30:25,325 --> 00:30:27,286
講真，最難頂的是不知道

654
00:30:27,369 --> 00:30:30,247
她是蓄意自殺還是意外

655
00:30:30,914 --> 00:30:32,374
死就是死

656
00:30:33,292 --> 00:30:38,463
別為了想搞清楚事實而過度自責

657
00:30:39,089 --> 00:30:41,091
你的意思是，我知不知道並不重要？

658
00:30:41,175 --> 00:30:43,927
我的意思是，你已經心知肚明

659
00:30:49,600 --> 00:30:54,271
你都知道，我花了很多時間轉做創傷治療

660
00:30:54,354 --> 00:30:56,440
但從沒停下來思考應不應該

661
00:30:57,357 --> 00:31:00,944
那樣做大錯特錯，因為事實證明我不在行

662
00:31:01,570 --> 00:31:02,863
你錯了

663
00:31:04,656 --> 00:31:07,075
做得這一行，就預了有這些風險

664
00:31:07,159 --> 00:31:09,077
瑪雅只是第一個

665
00:31:09,161 --> 00:31:11,580
但我向你保證，若你繼續行這條路

666
00:31:12,623 --> 00:31:14,166
她不會是最後一個

667
00:31:18,504 --> 00:31:19,546
你做甚麼？

668
00:31:19,630 --> 00:31:22,049
我要取消下星期的所有預約

669
00:31:22,966 --> 00:31:23,967
我改變主意了

670
00:31:24,718 --> 00:31:25,928
我要放假

671
00:31:27,888 --> 00:31:30,933
記得我那位在柏衛的導師嗎？

672
00:31:32,351 --> 00:31:33,852
每當情況一團糟時

673
00:31:33,936 --> 00:31:38,273
他總是說同一句話，我一直記住

674
00:31:39,858 --> 00:31:44,112
他說：“你越花得多時間重新上馬

675
00:31:45,489 --> 00:31:49,952
你就越難上得到”

676
00:31:51,370 --> 00:31:54,998
我知，理鬼那隻馬吧

677
00:31:56,917 --> 00:31:58,168
保羅，晚安

678
00:32:07,010 --> 00:32:08,220
可惡

679
00:32:54,099 --> 00:32:56,101
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